0:00:27 > 0:00:33Welcome to the fostering panel, Mr and Mrs Hollins.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34It's a pleasure.
0:00:34 > 0:00:40That's unusual. People are normally terrified.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42And sometimes with good reason.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45How do you mean? It's just a formality.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47That was a joke.
0:00:48 > 0:00:54On the other hand, what on earth makes you think that you would be good carers?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56I beg your pardon?
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Just answer the question.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Karen and I are a solid couple and we're very good parents.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Nice try, PC Plod.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Sergeant. Silence.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08You can't speak to us like this!
0:01:08 > 0:01:13I will speak to you just exactly as I please, Gobby Hollins.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Hang on a minute! Take her glasses off.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Oh, you're Zara! No, I'm not.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Yes, you are!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30This woman is a work colleague in disguise!
0:01:33 > 0:01:38What are you lot doing here? Al, Al, Al, what's going on?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40It's Doctor Haskey, thank you, Gobby.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Did you deliberately reverse over her?
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Cos I would have done.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45That is out of order. Silence!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Aren't you a little old for this?
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Won't the children think that you're grandparents and not parents?
0:01:51 > 0:01:53How are you going to keep up with them?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56I mean, do you both have mobility scooters?
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Considering your involvement with the treehouse investigation,
0:01:59 > 0:02:04we do have some reservations regarding your intentions.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05We helped with that investigation.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08You harboured a suspect!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11How can we approve your applications,
0:02:11 > 0:02:16if you cannot even remember the joy of bringing up your own children?
0:02:16 > 0:02:20And what if you lose your marbles again?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22What if you leave a vulnerable child by the road
0:02:22 > 0:02:24just outside of...
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Droitwich? TUTTING
0:02:26 > 0:02:29That happened once with Jack!
0:02:29 > 0:02:30That you can remember.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33You all said that we would be great.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35You all said it.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37We lied.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38No!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45So that's why I'm not wearing the other jacket.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Karen, it was only a dream.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Yeah, but maybe there's some truth in it, maybe nobody believes in us.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52And maybe it's just you being daft.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55This fostering stuff's really getting to you, isn't it?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57You don't say!
0:02:57 > 0:02:59All I know is they're desperate for good foster carers.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04There was this kid on the Churchill, right,
0:03:04 > 0:03:06he went to live with his nan after his mum died.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09His nan was in her 70s and she just couldn't cope with
0:03:09 > 0:03:11this angry, grieving teenager, so he ended up in care.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14He went off the rails, got into trouble with the police,
0:03:14 > 0:03:15was sent to young offenders.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Maybe things would have been different for him
0:03:17 > 0:03:20if he'd been sent to people like you and Rob.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Good morning, Mrs Carson!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Mrs Tembe! I could set my watch by you.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Happy birthday.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Oh, Cassie! Oh! I thought my birthday was a secret!
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Oh, that's beautiful. Thank you! I had no idea it was your birthday.
0:03:39 > 0:03:4260! I was trying to keep it under my hat!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Are you going to be doing anything special?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46A quiet meal. You know, just me and Bill.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Forgive me for saying, you seem a little disappointed.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Not really the quiet meal type, am I?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05She just passed her MOT. Well pleased.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Why don't you just get a new one? No.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09Morning, James!
0:04:09 > 0:04:12I just think if you've got a good car, you should hang on to it.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Jimmi Clay, are you bottling out! Of what?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17The casino. No, I'm looking forward to it.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19I just don't like being called James.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Mr Bond, I like that. Commander Bond is even better.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Commander? Does it for me.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Well, better get on! You coming with us, Sid? Oh, no, no.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I tried it. Not for me.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Aw, come on, you only live once. Shouldn't that be twice?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38SAT NAV: Please turn left.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41It's a field! Does this look like a tractor?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44HE SIGHS
0:04:44 > 0:04:47OK, stop panicking and think!
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Right.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Straight ahead, look for a road sign.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55CAR BEEPS
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Aw, come on! What?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59No!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Yeah, it's me, Marcus. I've run out of fuel.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13I've no idea where I am.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Oh, hang on - Tittlemouse Lane.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19It doesn't matter how I got here!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Look, please, just tell me where the nearest petrol station is.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25You've got to be kidding.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29I've told you, I'll make it!
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Thank you.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Oh, I wonder who these are from?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Oh, Stanley Perks.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Who?
0:05:53 > 0:05:57Managing Director of Golburn's Pharmaceuticals.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58I cannot accept these.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Why not? We're already doing business with them.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04It's just a goodwill thing. Even so, it does not seem appropriate.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08And, yet, it seems churlish to return them.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Yeah, we might lose our 20% discount!
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Would you like them, Mrs Hollins?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19After all, this is a very special day for you.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Roughly translated, "Here's a bunch of flowers to cheer you up."
0:06:24 > 0:06:29Well, yes. "After you get rejected by the fostering panel."
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Now, why would you think that?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Do you know, I'm going to go.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Mrs Hollins, good luck.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42You think I need it, don't you?
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Yeah.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54PHONE RINGS
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Yeah, I'm just filling up the...
0:07:01 > 0:07:03What do you mean, no response. Since when?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09OK, OK, I'm doing my best.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10I'll be there!
0:07:18 > 0:07:21I was passing by and I thought, you know what, I'm going to drop in
0:07:21 > 0:07:24on my old mucker, and see how he is a-diddling!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Wow. What's up?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Why do you say there's something up?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Because I am your "old mucker".
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Oh, right, well, I can see you're busy, you've got patients waiting.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Do you fancy a pint after work?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38I can't, I'm going to the casino with Ayesha and Emma.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Why don't you come along? No, thanks.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Why on earth are you going to a casino?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Me and Ayesha have got this Bond thing going.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48You could be Felix Leiter.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Ha! Felix Leiter!
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Remember that bit when he gets eaten by sharks in Licence To Kill?
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Yes. That is a dreadful film.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Well, have a nice time.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00You'll come away with empty pockets and broken dreams.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Later this week, then?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Um, yes. Yeah, please.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Cheers.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09So, you see, I'm thinking it's a warning.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11My great-grandmother had second sight and I think
0:08:11 > 0:08:13maybe I'm the same. Shh! Don't be talking like that!
0:08:13 > 0:08:17If anybody hears you, we'll be done for. Get a grip, will you?
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Gina's late. She'll be here, she promised.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Mr and Mrs Hollins?
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Hi, I'm John McKendrick, Chair of the fostering panel.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Good to meet you both. I've just had a call from Gina,
0:08:32 > 0:08:34she asked me to give you her apologies. She's not coming?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Sadly, no. She's dealing with an urgent placement.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Told you. Do we reschedule, do we?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43No, no, no, no need to reschedule. Gina did explain that
0:08:43 > 0:08:46she wouldn't be part of the panel? Yes, yes, no...
0:08:46 > 0:08:49I understand how nerve-racking this can be. It's OK.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Are you having second thoughts? No, no!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53After all that training? You must be joking!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Would you like a couple of moments?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58No, no, let's get it over and done with. If you know what I mean.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00I do know, yes. Well, don't worry.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02If you'd like to follow me.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Happy Birthday!
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Oh, Mrs Tembe, you shouldn't have bothered.
0:09:14 > 0:09:19Nonsense. You are a much-loved member of the community.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20You deserve the fuss!
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Oh, chrysanths are my favourite flowers, how did you know?
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Now, me daughter's rang twice, asking to speak to Bill.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31So there may be a surprise after all.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33I'm going to have to my hair and my nails done.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35I might even need a lip wax.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Oh, duty calls.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Get off the road, you stupid woman!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Come on everyone, your right of way.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Did you hear me, you silly cow?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Loud and clear. I've got an important meeting.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51It can wait a few seconds. No, it can't.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Get back in your car, please, sir.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58I have taken your photograph and I have your registration.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Now do as this lady says or I will call the police.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02You don't understand.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03I think you need to take five.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06I don't have five! Why won't anyone listen?!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Our Jack and Immie are like chalk and cheese.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12They're always fighting.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Well, when I say fighting, I don't mean fisticuffs...
0:10:15 > 0:10:17A typical brother and sister. Yeah, yeah.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20They'd do anything for each other, at the end of the day.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Me and Rob, we've tried to bring them up with the right values.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Well, that's good to hear. Thank you, Mrs Hollins.
0:10:27 > 0:10:32So, perhaps we could talk about Imogen's problem with shoplifting?
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Mr Hollins, we understand that you asked her to leave the family home?
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Yes, I did, but it was only temporary.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Go on.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43It's not like I kicked her out into the streets or anything.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46She stayed with a very good friend of mine, Brian Miles,
0:10:46 > 0:10:47who's also a police officer.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Him and his wife, they're good people and they looked after her.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51But why did you ask her to leave?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Oh, that's difficult to answer.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Was it because, as a police officer,
0:10:57 > 0:11:00you couldn't handle your daughter having a criminal record?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Yeah, I suppose it was.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05I'm not proud of what I did.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06And what do you think now?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08What do I think now? Erm...
0:11:08 > 0:11:12What I think now is that maybe I could have been more understanding.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15At the time, Karen and I, we were having personal issues.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Everything was mixed up. It upset Immie.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19But I love my daughter.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21We understand this is painful, Mr Hollins,
0:11:21 > 0:11:24but we need to be sure you that you can handle children with
0:11:24 > 0:11:26similar, or even worse, issues.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Of course. I deal with kids with these kind of problems every day,
0:11:30 > 0:11:34and, in my mind, there's nothing more tragic than seeing one of them
0:11:34 > 0:11:38end up in a young offenders' institution.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40So you see your role as one of support?
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Yeah, I mean, obviously I try and steer them away from crime.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46But they don't want to listen to me, all of them, because...
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Well, because I'm a copper. Well, yes...
0:11:49 > 0:11:51And, before you ask, sorry to interrupt and ask the next question.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55That is one of my biggest worries,
0:11:55 > 0:11:57because I'm going to get it a lot, aren't I?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Indeed, and in your own home.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Some of these children can be quite disruptive.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Yeah. Karen and I have discussed this with Gina,
0:12:05 > 0:12:08and we both understand that it's going to be hard to win their trust,
0:12:08 > 0:12:11but I am up for it.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13I'm up for it big time.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21SAT NAV: 'Please turn right.'
0:12:21 > 0:12:23You told me to turn right.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25I turned right!
0:12:25 > 0:12:27HE GROANS
0:12:37 > 0:12:40SHE SCREAMS AND BRAKES SCREECH
0:12:42 > 0:12:44ENGINE PURRS
0:12:48 > 0:12:50ENGINE STOPS
0:12:55 > 0:12:56I'm all right, love. Thanks.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Thank you. SHE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Get off!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Please, let me help you. I'm all right.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Look, ring the police. I deserve it!
0:13:05 > 0:13:07And an ambulance - you need an ambulance!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10No, don't move. You might have internal injuries!
0:13:10 > 0:13:12You didn't hit me. I tripped getting out of the way.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Calm down, will you? Do you feel dizzy or anything?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Will you stop treating me like an old biddy?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19I told you, I'm all right!
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Look, that leg needs attention.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24I'd take you to the hospital, but I don't know where it is.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25No way am I getting in a car with you!
0:13:25 > 0:13:29Well, tell me what I can do, then. Just name it. Anything at all.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31What about your meeting?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Well, it's... It's too late.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38It makes no difference whether I'm there or not.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40SHE EXHALES
0:13:40 > 0:13:43There's a surgery round the corner.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Do you think you can get me there in one piece?
0:13:45 > 0:13:47If you give me directions.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48You can't miss it.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Trust me, I can. Oh.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54How did your memory loss impact on your life?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57I couldn't remember stuff.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Well, I'll narrow it down a bit, then.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02What was the one thing you found hardest to handle?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06That I couldn't be a mum to my kids.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09I couldn't even recognise them at first.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11You had to get to know them all over again.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14I thought I was a teenager.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18I thought that my own mum was still alive.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20I didn't recognise Rob.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Erm...
0:14:21 > 0:14:25I thought he was a dirty old man coming on to me.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29Was there any aspect of being a teenager that you enjoyed?
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Erm, no responsibility.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Life without the pressure of motherhood?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38I'm not like that now!
0:14:38 > 0:14:42Well, it's the here and now we're interested in -
0:14:42 > 0:14:44how things are different and how you've moved on.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Your children were away at university at the time, yes?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Yeah, they had their own lives.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51It's not like they were little and needing me... No.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55So, say they were home now 24/7,
0:14:55 > 0:14:57would the relationship be back to normal?
0:14:57 > 0:15:00And is it, in any sense, a relief that they're not with you?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Oh, no.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05If anything, I wish that they were there 24/7,
0:15:05 > 0:15:10but if you love your kids, you've got to give them their independence.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12We're...
0:15:12 > 0:15:15We're very, very proud of them. HER VOICE BREAKS
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Are you all right, Mrs Hollins? Yes.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Nearly there.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Your consultant says that your memory loss may return -
0:15:23 > 0:15:25that must be something of a dark cloud.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27I try not to think about it.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28It's, you know...
0:15:28 > 0:15:32It's not going to do anybody good, worrying about it, so...
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Anything else?
0:15:36 > 0:15:37Judith?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Mr and Mrs Hollins, thank you very much for your time.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44If you wouldn't mind waiting outside a few moments,
0:15:44 > 0:15:45while we have a discussion?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Thank you. Thank you.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Thank you.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Right, so, what do we think?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Judith, did you want to say something? Yes.
0:15:58 > 0:16:03Ooh. I feel as if I've turned myself inside out.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05That Judith woman was in my dream.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Really? She's nothing like Zara.
0:16:07 > 0:16:08She's got the same evil eye.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Yeah, she has, I'll give you that, but don't worry about it, OK?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14They'll either approve us or they won't.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16ROB SIGHS
0:16:16 > 0:16:19It's like being fired off The Apprentice.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Well, they're the ones losing out, and I'm going to tell them so,
0:16:22 > 0:16:25and I'm going to look that Judith woman in the eye when I do!
0:16:27 > 0:16:31I'm all right, love. Don't you worry.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34I won't be seeing you later, will I?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Oh, what a shame.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Right. See you tomorrow, then, eh?
0:16:40 > 0:16:44Oh, me daughter's definitely doing me a surprise birthday party for me,
0:16:44 > 0:16:45or she'd be down here like a shot!
0:16:45 > 0:16:47It's your birthday!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Oh, I've spoilt it.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50No, you haven't.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52I hope you are proud of yourself, young man!
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Not particularly, no.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56I blame myself. I should have called the police.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Don't beat yourself up. Nobody died.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Your behaviour today has been reprehensible.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Tell me something I don't know.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06My family thinks I'm a waste of space, so join the club.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10I am simply pointing out that there are more important things in life
0:17:10 > 0:17:11than a business meeting.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12It wasn't a business meeting.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14It is a matter of respect...
0:17:14 > 0:17:17I was going to see my mum at St Phil's.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19She's...
0:17:19 > 0:17:21HE SIGHS
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Aw...
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Shouldn't one of us go after him?
0:17:32 > 0:17:36My sister rang me yesterday afternoon.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38I should come to see Mum.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45She's had cancer for a while now.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48She's fought it off so many times, but...
0:17:51 > 0:17:52..they say there's no hope now
0:17:52 > 0:17:55and the end is probably going to be very soon.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57I am so sorry.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01Well, she's unconscious now, so she won't even know if I'm there or not.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02She may.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04And all I'll get is earache from my sister!
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Yeah, and if you do not go, you will regret it for the rest of your life.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Hey, none of this is my fault!
0:18:10 > 0:18:14I would have been there on time if...if...
0:18:14 > 0:18:16If you had not been so terrified,
0:18:16 > 0:18:18if you were able to concentrate,
0:18:18 > 0:18:20if...
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Deep down, I think you did not want to get there.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29I can see you have a high opinion of me(!)
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Grief can affect us all in very different ways.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39What are you scared of?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Seeing her ill like that?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Yeah, but...
0:18:46 > 0:18:49..it's knowing that I could have come home more.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Where was I when it mattered? When I could have helped?
0:18:56 > 0:19:00My sister put her life on hold to care for my mum.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06I don't deserve to be at that bedside.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12We cannot change what has happened in the past -
0:19:12 > 0:19:16only the present and the future.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18You are a young man.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20The decisions that you make now will affect you
0:19:20 > 0:19:22for the rest of your life.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Would you like me to call the cab?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33When you get there,
0:19:33 > 0:19:38you plant both feet firmly on the ground
0:19:38 > 0:19:39and take a deep breath.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49Yeah. It has always worked for me.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Thank you.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55Mr and Mrs Hollins, the panel has reached a decision...
0:19:55 > 0:19:56I've got something I want to say!
0:19:56 > 0:19:58I don't think that you... No, before you...
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Mrs Hollins, before you do,
0:20:00 > 0:20:03it's my pleasure to inform you that we think you
0:20:03 > 0:20:06would make excellent foster carers.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09You've been approved. Congratulations.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Whoa! ROB CHUCKLES
0:20:12 > 0:20:13Well, thank you.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Thank you so, so much! That is great news. Oh, thank you so much!
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you, Judith.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Oh, thank you so much!
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Wow!
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Mwah!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25LAUGHTER Wahey!
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Ah!
0:20:26 > 0:20:28MACHINE BEEPS
0:20:38 > 0:20:40BEEPING CONTINUES
0:20:53 > 0:20:57Oh, you've remembered. I'm impressed!
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Stick close to me, Moneypenny!
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Aye, aye, Commander.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Well, hello! And don't you look smart?
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Jimmi's channelling his inner secret agent.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Lola Legova, it's been a long time.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10IN RUSSIAN ACCENT: Is that a Beretta in your pocket,
0:21:10 > 0:21:12or are you just pleased to see me, Mr Bond?
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Uh, back off, Lola.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16No. Oh, no, come on! Since when was James Bond a one-woman man?
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Yeah, but she's a baddie. Yeah, but that's the best kind.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24Do you know what? I've realised that I love a challenge.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26And isn't that brilliant?
0:21:26 > 0:21:30It's never too late to learn something new about yourself.
0:21:30 > 0:21:35Well, do you fancy a few more lessons?
0:21:35 > 0:21:38CORK POPS
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Ha!
0:21:39 > 0:21:45There is nothing that you can teach me about that.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48ROB BLOWS A RASPBERRY Do you want to bet?
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Do you want to bet?
0:21:50 > 0:21:53PHONE RINGS Oh, hey, hey, hey!
0:21:53 > 0:21:54It's Immie! Oh, it's Immie!
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Where's the phone? Perfect timing, as usual.
0:21:57 > 0:21:58Go away, Immie!
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Where's the phone?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Oh! LAUGHTER
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Hey! Go away! Oh!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Hello, Immie! Oh!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09KAREN CACKLES
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Oh, hello, Gina!
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Oh.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Oh, thank you.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Cheers, Gina!
0:22:22 > 0:22:26Tonight, as in tonight?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Oh, I'll have to call you back.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Erm, won't be long. Ten minutes.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Bye-bye.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Gina wants us to take a child tonight.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39What?! Don't just lie there! Aaargh! Oh!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47I would say that was beginner's luck, Mr Bond.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Oh. Mwah!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Agent Legova, you are a sore loser.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55I think you'll find I'm just a victory waiting to happen.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58# Whatever Lola wants
0:22:58 > 0:23:00# Lola gets. #
0:23:00 > 0:23:01You need to up your game.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Oh, well, I am trying.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Oh, Moneypenny, come on, you are so fired!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08EMMA LAUGHS
0:23:08 > 0:23:09Cheers. Really?
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Cheers.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Get it down you.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18MACHINE BEEPS
0:23:23 > 0:23:25BEEPING CONTINUES
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Mine, I think!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Yeah, but the competition's getting stiffer.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Oh, I need filling up.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Right, that's me! I'm out. You're not going?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Listen, if I don't go now, I'll be living on scraps.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46It's so not my night.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48No, no, look, stay, have another drink. My treat?
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Honestly, Emma, I'm going. Why don't you two stay on.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Jimmi?
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Yeah, whatever.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Right, see you tomorrow,
0:23:55 > 0:23:57and don't come crying to me with a hangover.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59OK, Mum(!)
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Just you and me, then.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Mmm.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06SLOT MACHINE CHIMES
0:24:07 > 0:24:10ROB GRUNTS Oh...
0:24:10 > 0:24:12It's right on the bone.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Get that down you!
0:24:13 > 0:24:15HE GROANS
0:24:19 > 0:24:21What is that?
0:24:22 > 0:24:23Gravy.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24Gravy?
0:24:24 > 0:24:27We don't need... We don't even need coffee, do we?
0:24:27 > 0:24:29We don't need it cos we only...
0:24:29 > 0:24:30We only drunk we're think.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32We think we're drunk!
0:24:32 > 0:24:34We think we are drunk!
0:24:34 > 0:24:36No.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39No, no, no, no, no, that's not true, is it? We are drunk.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41We can't... We can't be doing this, Karen.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42It's not fair on the kid, is it?
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Listen, listen...
0:24:45 > 0:24:48IN POSH ACCENT: I need to go to A
0:24:48 > 0:24:52It's just bruised, you big girl's blouse!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54No, that's what we tell Gina.
0:24:54 > 0:24:55But it's a lie.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Well, we can't tell her that we're hammered, can we?
0:24:57 > 0:24:58Call her! Call her!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Why me?
0:25:00 > 0:25:01Because I'm in pain.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Oh, no, I don't...
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Oh, I don't want to!
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Oh. Oh, it's...
0:25:14 > 0:25:18Hi, Gina. Hi, hi, hi.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Listen, erm...
0:25:21 > 0:25:22we can't.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25I'm ever so sorry. We can't do tonight's placement.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Erm, because, erm, Rob's hurt his hip.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33He... He... ROB SQUEAKS
0:25:33 > 0:25:37Oh, Gina! No, I'm so sorry, but we've been drinking.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40We were celebrating and we've had a couple of...
0:25:40 > 0:25:42three bottles of...
0:25:42 > 0:25:45and we're hammered.
0:25:45 > 0:25:46That's...
0:25:48 > 0:25:52Oh, do you ever feel that life has dealt you a really bad hand
0:25:52 > 0:25:56and that nothing is ever going to change that?
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Frequently. It's not just us, though, is it?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00I mean, how many people do you know who've had
0:26:00 > 0:26:03some kind of a blow or another?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Oh, I'm sorry. It's the booze talking. Ignore me.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07No, no, no, no, it's life,
0:26:07 > 0:26:09and you're right, it sucks a lot of the time.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11All of the time.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Emma, come on. You're the one who's been dragging me out my shell,
0:26:14 > 0:26:16and getting me to cut loose and strut my stuff, you know?
0:26:16 > 0:26:19And, granted, most of the people here probably think
0:26:19 > 0:26:20that I'm some overdressed idiot.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24Or, strike that, overdressed, slightly drunk
0:26:24 > 0:26:26and probably skint idiot.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29No, they don't! You look a real pro.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Well, a pro what?
0:26:31 > 0:26:34But the reason that I look and feel this good is
0:26:34 > 0:26:36because I'm sat here with you, the most beautiful woman in the room.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38That really is the booze talking.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40No, it's true.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43I mean, you have to grab what you can of the good stuff, right?
0:26:52 > 0:26:57Erm, we've had a lot to drink and I don't want to take advantage.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Are you kidding?
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Morning. Are you going to be much longer?
0:27:18 > 0:27:21And whatever concerns you may have,
0:27:21 > 0:27:22you need to address them now.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24If this isn't the position for you,
0:27:24 > 0:27:26then you need to be upfront about it.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27No, no. I can do it.
0:27:27 > 0:27:28And how much for this comic?
0:27:28 > 0:27:31OK! Yes! ?15. Will ?15 do?
0:27:31 > 0:27:33One-five pounds sterling for the Omega League? Yes, please.