0:00:27 > 0:00:31Oh, no, no, it's no bother. I'll be over in two ticks.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Yeah, no.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37It'll be lovely to see her.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39OK, see you then. Bye.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42I'm wanted over at The Mill.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44I thought you had the day off.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46It's just for an hour or so.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- Are you going to be all right to look after Hannah?- Mmm.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Try and get her chatting over breakfast.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Why are you going in?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55It's just handover stuff. Guess who's back?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57- Valerie?- The one and only!
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- Good luck!- Bye.- Bye!
0:01:06 > 0:01:10RADIO PLAYS MUSIC
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Why don't you come back to bed?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Sorry, babe, got to dash.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Tutorial.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24"Not tonight, Josephine."
0:01:24 > 0:01:26I'll make it up to you later.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29You said the same thing yesterday.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Did I?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Guess you'll be in lectures by the time I get back?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35I'm starting that module on Ancient History.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Maybe I'll learn when we last had sex.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40PHONE BEEPS
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Who's that?
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Oh, just junk.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Laters, yeah?
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Laters.
0:01:51 > 0:01:56Well, well, well, the prodigal receptionist returns,
0:01:56 > 0:01:57as predicted!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- Welcome back. - It's great to be here.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02I think of The Mill as my safe haven,
0:02:02 > 0:02:05a bastion of moral certainty
0:02:05 > 0:02:07in an otherwise corrupt and perilous world.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Really?
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Not to let on too much, but I have had quite a time of it.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Fascinating. I'm sure you're going to tell us all about it.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Actually, I'm not allowed to.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19I could tell you, then I'd have to kill you.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Woo!
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Sorry.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Hi, Val. Good to have you back.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29Mrs Tembe made me an offer I could not refuse!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Karen's on her way over to give me the rota.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Apparently, there's been some changes.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Oh, and you've had a very angry phone call from a Mr Babbage.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39He thinks you suggested the wrong emollient.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42It's going to be one of those days, isn't it?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46I've never really liked being on the pill that much.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Of course it's convenient, but I think it affects my mood.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Makes me feel...unattractive.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58A lot of women find that they have side-effects on the pill.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Have you considered any other forms of contraception?
0:03:01 > 0:03:02Not really.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Are you currently in a relationship?
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Yes.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07At least I think I am.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Early days?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11No, we've been together for over a year.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13OK.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16I thought we were a good match, but...
0:03:17 > 0:03:19..recently he's changed.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22I think he might be seeing someone else.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Hannah?
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Hannah?
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Hannah?
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Have you tried asking him directly?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56No. Every time I broach the subject, he's out the door.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59He's been going out of his way to ignore me.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03We haven't had sex in weeks.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Sorry, too much information.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Every relationship is different.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11They all have their peaks and their troughs.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13You live together?
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Yes.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17He probably can't face the bother of finding new digs.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19He's in his final year.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23I'll only get the elbow when it suits him.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26It's probably best not to speculate about that.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Men are from Mars, and all that.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Sometimes it doesn't even occur to them
0:04:31 > 0:04:33to mention what's going on in their minds.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Has he been experiencing any anxiety recently?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38The final year can be a stressful time.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41He's not really an anxious person.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44But he works hard, pushes himself.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Stress can affect the libido.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Maybe that's it.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Yeah, maybe.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55They're still really awkward with each other.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- Massive UST.- What?!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59"Unresolved Sexual Tension".
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Oh, right. Well, we'll have to help them with that, won't we?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Yeah. Make them get back in the ring, go a few more rounds.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09I'm not saying what you did wasn't courageous,
0:05:09 > 0:05:12but you've got to be a bit more discreet.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16If everybody knows, it could jeopardise the investigation.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Yes, your husband made that point, quite chillingly.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21He implied that I'd broken the law.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24I've been having this recurring nightmare ever since.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I'm up in front of the judge and he's giving me
0:05:26 > 0:05:30a right old earbashing, says I'm a "menace to society".
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Upshot is, I'm looking at a 12-year stretch.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Well? With good behaviour, you could be out in six.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Do you think so?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39PHONE RINGS Hang on.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I'll be with you in two ticks.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Can't find my phone!
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Oh!
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Hiya, love.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50She's vanished!
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- What?- Hannah. She's not in the house.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57Well, she was fast asleep, when I popped in on her this morning.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Well, she's not now. I double-locked the front doors when you left.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02What about the back door?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Yes, they're locked. And the keys are hidden.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Unless, of course, you left the spare set lying around?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Oh, so, it's my fault, now?
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Stand down.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12I've found her.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14What? Where?
0:06:14 > 0:06:15In the garden. Bye.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21PHONE GOES DEAD
0:06:33 > 0:06:35You OK?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Yes, thanks.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Your Houdini act gave me a bit of a fright.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I didn't know where you were.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44How did you get outside?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Through the back door.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49The doors were locked, and the keys were hidden.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57You climbed through that window, didn't you?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59- No.- There was no other way out.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00I thought I was allowed in the garden.
0:07:00 > 0:07:05You are, you're just not allowed to climb through the windows.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07I didn't. The door was open.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Right, whatever.
0:07:10 > 0:07:15Listen, if you want a breath of fresh air...
0:07:17 > 0:07:19just ask.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Yeah?
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Good.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Come on. Let's get some breakfast.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Looking for something?
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Didn't you have some condoms in here?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Yeah. I threw them out.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Really? Why?
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Past the use by date. Besides, you're on the pill.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51I'm not any more.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54How come?
0:07:54 > 0:07:55It didn't agree with me.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58And we're not having unprotected sex.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Or any kind of sex, come to it.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03So, you don't mind, then?
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Mind what?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Me coming off the pill.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Of course not, it's your body, you should do whatever feels best.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Have you seen my jacket?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Try the lounge.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Good call.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35- You OK?- Yeah, fine.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Aaron?
0:08:40 > 0:08:44I think we need to talk about where we are, relationship-wise.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Sounds ominous. We're fine, aren't we?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51OK, but not now. I'm running late.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- What for?- A tutorial.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- Another one?- This morning's was more of a seminar.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Bye.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Panic over, then?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Nil points for Daddy Daycare.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14I leave you for a couple of hours...
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Yeah, climbing through the window. I should've guessed that one coming.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- What?! Which one?- It doesn't matter. It's locked now, they all are.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22It's easier to break in than it is to break out.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Fingers crossed for the rest of the day.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Now that you're back.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Now that I'm back, I thought I might make some pancakes,
0:09:29 > 0:09:32look through Immie's stuff, see if she's got anything fun to do.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Knock yourself out.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Where is she, then? Have you lost her again?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43There you are. Are you OK?
0:10:10 > 0:10:11You put the frighteners on her.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Now, she's having nightmares about a lengthy prison sentence.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17She should've come to the police first,
0:10:17 > 0:10:19not played at being Miss Marple.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24She meant well. Just give her a ring, put her mind at rest.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28- Maybe.- Nope, definitely not here.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30You must've put it somewhere strange.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32I haven't touched your blasted flour.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36I bought it in the weekly shop. So, it can't have just disappeared.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38It's got nothing to do with me.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Well, pancakes are off, I'm sorry.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43All right with a bacon sarnie?
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Yes. There is some inflammation.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54You say you're not experiencing any discomfort when you pee.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57No burning or stinging sensation?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Nope.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Are you practising safe sex?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02My girlfriend's been on the pill.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04We've been together for over a year.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Any other sexual partners?
0:11:06 > 0:11:07No.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Does your girlfriend have any symptoms?
0:11:10 > 0:11:14- Not sure. We haven't discussed it. - Any reason why not?
0:11:14 > 0:11:17No. I just haven't got round to it. How's that relevant?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19When it comes to problems of a sexual nature,
0:11:19 > 0:11:23it's often helpful to discuss them with one's sexual partner.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Otherwise, infections can easily be transmitted.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27So, I've got an infection?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29I don't know.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31I think the best thing would be for you to get yourself
0:11:31 > 0:11:35to the sexual health clinic, get it checked out. Just to be sure.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39However, the soreness may be caused by frequent or vigorous
0:11:39 > 0:11:41sexual activity.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43How many times a week do you have sex, on average?
0:11:43 > 0:11:47What's average? I haven't had sex for a few weeks.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48OK.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Only cos...I've been busy.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Then the problems may be being caused by sexual activity...
0:11:55 > 0:11:57of another form. Masturbation, for example.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00I suggest you give it a rest for a few days and give it
0:12:00 > 0:12:02a chance for the inflammation to settle down.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Give it a rest? For how long?
0:12:05 > 0:12:06About a week.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08A week!?
0:12:09 > 0:12:12MUSIC: We Will Rock You by Queen
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Remember, keep your hands high, and your punches nice and tight.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20# Buddy, you're a boy make a big noise
0:12:20 > 0:12:23# Playin' in the street, gonna be a big man some day
0:12:23 > 0:12:25# You got mud on yo' face
0:12:25 > 0:12:27# You big disgrace
0:12:27 > 0:12:29# Kickin' your can all over the place... #
0:12:29 > 0:12:32You must be my new recruits. Seb Gooder.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I'll be showing you the ropes today.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35Any of you done this before?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37No. We're all newbies.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Just putty in your hands.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42OK, good. So, just in case any of you made a wrong turn
0:12:42 > 0:12:46by the Pilates class, this is Be-Box-a-Lula!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48It's high energy, low aggression.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51You'll be throwing punches at your partner's protective pads,
0:12:51 > 0:12:53NEVER at their head or body.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57It's a great way of burning calories and letting off steam,
0:12:57 > 0:13:00but leave your competitive instincts at the door.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02This is exercise, not sport.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05There are no losers, only winners. Capisce?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Capisce.- Perfect. Why don't you pair up,
0:13:08 > 0:13:12- and we'll get things rolling? - Don't worry. I'll go easy on you.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16I thought that you and...
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- Really!?- All right!
0:13:25 > 0:13:28MOBILE RINGS
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Hello, Valerie Pitman speaking.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Hi, Valerie. It's Rob Hollins.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Oh, hello. What've I done now?
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Nothing.
0:13:35 > 0:13:41Karen asked me to give you a call. I'm sorry for scaring you last week.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43No? Well, you did.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Yes, I think you should've been more sensible.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48But you won't face any charges.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Oh...
0:13:51 > 0:13:54I cannot tell you what a relief that is. Honestly, in my head,
0:13:54 > 0:13:56I've already been doing time.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58It's quite harrowing, actually.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01I've got a mortal fear of communal showers.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Have you. Yes, well, in that case, maybe, you should leave
0:14:03 > 0:14:06the sleuthing to the professionals, in future?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Enough said. But well done for coming to your senses.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- SCREAMING - Yep, bye-bye.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17What have you done? Oh, dear...
0:14:17 > 0:14:20You wait there. I'm just going to get you some ice.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Let's have a look at what you've done.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Oh, dear...
0:14:31 > 0:14:32I want you to hit me in the face.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35I want you to give me everything you've got!
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Your Stallone impression is weak.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Excuse me, it's Robert De Niro, Raging Bull. 1980. Martin Scorsese.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Don't pull your punches. I'm not going to.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45- Whose idea was it to do mixed pairs? - You don't think I'm your equal?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47I didn't say that, did I?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Come on. It's exhilarating.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- I worry about you.- Why?- First, it was gambling, now it's violence.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Are you turning to the Dark Side?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56It's called having a good time. You should try it.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Like the kind of good time
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- that ends up in the police station most nights?- Jimmi, lighten up.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Time! Change over pads and gloves.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Next round, folks!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14All right, then. Don't help me.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- Oh...- No, no! It's fine!
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Come on, then. Do your worst.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Good. Nice combination of hook and uppercut.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49- Thank you, Coach. - You're a natural!- Hey!
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- All OK at The Mill?- Yeah.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Nothing I can't handle, coughs and colds. You?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Yeah, fine. Busy.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Nice to get away for a bit.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08As if...
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Everything all right?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Yes. Can I have another drink?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Yeah.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17I got your text. What's this about?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19I think you know.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22No idea. It might be good if you cut to the chase.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23I'm missing an important lecture.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26You're seeing someone else. Aren't you?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35If he dies, he dies!
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Your Stallone's getting better.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40That was Dolph Lundgren, in Rocky IV - second-worst Rocky film.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41Come on!
0:16:41 > 0:16:44MUSIC: Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry. You OK?
0:16:48 > 0:16:49What happened?
0:16:49 > 0:16:53- I hit him by accident. - Can I have my glasses, please?
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Hold on. We need to make sure you're not concussed.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- Is there a medic in the house? - Take your pick.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- They're doctors.- Are you OK? - Yeah. Cool.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Where are you?
0:17:02 > 0:17:05This is Madison Square Garden, isn't it?
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Balboa! He beats the ten count, he's ready for it. Come on!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Bring it on! Eat your words! Eat your words!
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Hey, look at that footwork.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17I'm Fred Astaire in a boxing ring. Come on!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21It's a bit of a dilemma, isn't it?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24If the woman is not getting the intimacy that she wants,
0:17:24 > 0:17:28but the man decides that he prefers to take things into his own hands,
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- where do they meet in the middle? - Sorry, what did you say?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- Forget it.- Shall I get the bill?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36No, it's my turn, to take care of it.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38- You can skedaddle.- Sure?
0:17:38 > 0:17:42I haven't even looked at another girl.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44OK. Maybe I've looked. But that's it.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45MOBILE NOTIFICATION
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Another one of your mysterious messages. Can I read it?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50- No.- This is the guy with nothing to hide?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Let's not do this here.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54We'll talk later.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56I saw you with her earlier.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58What? Who?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Your cougar.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- I don't know what you're on about. - Your so-called tutor.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07It's not what do you think.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Katie!
0:18:11 > 0:18:12I'm fine.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14You don't look it.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Ouch! That looked painful.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Let me have a look.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19This is going to need cleaning.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20You might need a stitch or two.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29Why don't you have a go?
0:18:29 > 0:18:32That nurse has got some serious punching power.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35It must be doing all those blood pressure exams, it builds muscles.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Looks like the boys are sitting this one out. Fancy a quick spar?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- Um...- I'm feeling brave.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I'll take you on.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49OK. I'm sure you can teach me a thing or two.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53All right, then. Ready for another go?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Um...yeah. As long as you promise
0:18:56 > 0:18:59not to give me any more moral guidance.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01I'm hardly a boy scout, am I?
0:19:01 > 0:19:02I've noticed.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07The cut's more superficial than I thought,
0:19:07 > 0:19:10but there's still a risk of infection.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13So, try to keep it dry, and avoid touching it.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15OK, thanks.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17You can go now.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18It's all right. I'll see you home.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- Won't your tutor be waiting for you?- No.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23I've already missed my appointment.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26It was a lecture earlier. Now, it's an appointment.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29I've not been cheating on you, Katie. There's no-one else.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31She knows. You know. Tell her!
0:19:31 > 0:19:35- Tell her what?- You asked me about my sex life. What did I say?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Why were you...?- I said I haven't had sex for a few weeks.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Why would I lie to you, in confidence?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Have you got an STI?
0:19:42 > 0:19:45No. I don't know.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48I need to get checked out at the... That's beside the point.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Come on, you two!
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Can you just at least try being honest with one another?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59I've not been lying to you.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02But I have been selective with the truth.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05The fact is...
0:20:07 > 0:20:10..I'm a sperm donor.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- What?- I've been selling sperm...
0:20:13 > 0:20:15to women...
0:20:15 > 0:20:16for cash.
0:20:27 > 0:20:32Ding! Gentleman, excuse me. Let me have a go at Calzaghe, you try Lee.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34But she's... All right.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40OK, let's see you burn some calories.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48Easy! Stick to the pads. Oi! Stick to the pads!
0:20:49 > 0:20:51I like my nose where it is, thank you.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53It's more fun hitting you, than the pads.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Oops! Sorry, my bad. My bad!
0:21:02 > 0:21:05- You OK?- Yeah, fine, thank you.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09- Which part of the rules didn't you understand?- Well, the first rule
0:21:09 > 0:21:11of Fight Club is nobody... Sorry.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15You're medics, right? I have less trouble with the local scallies.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17BELL RINGS
0:21:17 > 0:21:22Saved by the bell. That's it for today. Well done, folks.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26- Hope to see you all next time. - Yeah. Definitely.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Dunno about you lot, but I'm ravenous.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- I could murder a pub lunch.- That's the best idea I've heard all day.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Don't worry, Jimmi. I'll show some restraint.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Course you will.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39It's flexible, well-paid.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Social networking has deregulated the market.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44I can do two or three visits a day.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Got a waiting list, too.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49How do you deliver the...donation?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51You want me to draw you a diagram?
0:21:51 > 0:21:55I mean, how do you store it? Not in our fridge-freezer?
0:21:55 > 0:21:58I don't freeze it. The clients want a fresh product.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59The fresher, the better.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02I just arrange a convenient time to meet at their place,
0:22:02 > 0:22:04and that's where I do the honours.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06In private, of course.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09I leave them with the specimen in a plastic pot, plus a sealed syringe.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12They bung me some cash. Job done!
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Classy.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I have to keep the clients happy,
0:22:15 > 0:22:18make sure I'm maintaining a decent sperm count.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19I've got a home-testing kit.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22So, that's why you've been saving yourself?
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Word gets around if you're firing blanks.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Got to look after the merchandise!
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Now I know where I am in your list of priorities.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Behind a load of plastic pots.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Doesn't any of this strike you as wrong?
0:22:36 > 0:22:38No. I've got excellent genes.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Why not pass them on a generation?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43You can do that using a fertility clinic,
0:22:43 > 0:22:45which would pay you expenses.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Yeah, but this is better...
0:22:47 > 0:22:52Better paid? Selling sperm for financial gain is illegal.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54But you knew that already.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57It's not really financial gain. More like expenses.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01Doing it through a clinic also gives you legal protection.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02In theory, there's nothing
0:23:02 > 0:23:04to stop all these mums demanding maintenance.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07That's not going to happen. They don't want involvement from me.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09That's the whole point of using a donor.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- How many women have you got pregnant?- Too early to say.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14I've only been doing it a few weeks.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17So, by next summer there could be a load of mini-Aarons
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- all over Letherbridge?- Maybe.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Doesn't that bother you?
0:23:20 > 0:23:24- Not really. I'll have graduated by then, I won't be around.- I will.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Katie!
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Katie, wait!- It's over, Aaron. - Come on, you're not serious?
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Text me when you're going to collect your stuff.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46I'll make sure I'm not in.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48It's my place as much as yours.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51I'm sure you can find somewhere to recharge your batteries.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53- What with all these new friends you've made.- I knew you'd be
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- weird about it. That's why I didn't tell you.- It's not me that's weird.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58It's you, selling your precious sperm.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01I need the cash, Katie. It's all right for you.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Your family have got money.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04They can help you out, pay the rent.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06I haven't got that safety net.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Besides, I don't want to finish uni with 50 grand of debt.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Don't let this come between us. We've got something good.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17We did. Maybe.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20I've been a bit preoccupied.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22I'll make it up to you, I promise.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24You're not even prepared to stop this, are you?
0:24:24 > 0:24:27The money means more than I do.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Goodbye.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33I'm sorry.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39I'd definitely do it again.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40It's much more fun than a spin class.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43A spin class tends to have fewer casualties.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45- Wouldn't you do it again?- Nah.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47If I want to release some endorphins, I'll go for a run.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49I feel all right now.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Didn't realise how much frustration I'd been bottling up.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52You're telling me.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56- Soz, mate.- Next time you need to unleash some rage,
0:24:56 > 0:24:58I suggest you find yourself another punching bag.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00For example, Barry Biglow.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Mind you, that instructor was quite gorgeous, wasn't he?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08So, there's your willpower, right there?
0:25:08 > 0:25:10It's just a cheeky half. Doesn't count.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Bet your patients would beg to differ.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15I don't have any patients, just admin.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16So much for the diet, then.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Come on, darling, not in front of the kids.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25KNOCK ON DOOR
0:25:25 > 0:25:26Come in.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Are you OK?
0:25:30 > 0:25:31How's your ankle?
0:25:31 > 0:25:33A bit better, thanks.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34Good.
0:25:40 > 0:25:44That's weird. I don't remember bringing that up here.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49- Did you take this, Hannah?- No.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51So, how did it get up here?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54I don't know. It wasn't me.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08You've just bought yourself two halves from the bar,
0:26:08 > 0:26:11which is exactly the same as buying one, but it's more expensive.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14By George, you're right.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Why didn't you just save yourself a trip to the bar?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21That way I wouldn't be having a cheeky half, would I?
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Sorry, is there a problem with my drinking?
0:26:26 > 0:26:30No. I'm just astounded by your total lack of willpower.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32- Astounded, are you?- Astounded.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35I'm just a mate, I'm just trying to look out for you.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36You're not looking out for me.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38You're just relishing the chance to feel superior.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42Fine, just do what you want. Carry on, just kill yourself, slowly.
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Where are you going?
0:26:50 > 0:26:52I'm going to go outside for a fag.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56Then I'm going to go and find a pub which is slightly less judgmental.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Come on, Haskey! I wanted us to play darts.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25But it's OK to tell the truth. About why you jumped out of the window.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27I didn't.
0:27:27 > 0:27:28Oh!
0:27:30 > 0:27:34- Evelyn? Are you in pain?- Probably pulled a muscle.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36I hate to waste your time, Doctor.
0:27:36 > 0:27:37No, not at all.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39All right, Frankenweenie.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42One hour 27 minutes. "Nobody likes scientists."
0:27:42 > 0:27:44- Oh, he's good!- Yeah!