The Boring Identity

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0:00:32 > 0:00:35- Hm. You're on page six.- Really? - Yeah.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38"Prime Minister chairs COBRA meetings on the environment."

0:00:38 > 0:00:41- So not me, exactly. - But you're implied.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Along with 20 or so other people.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50- I do miss the lunches.- I can tell.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52I've gone down a belt size.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56I think if I hadn't hit that tree, a buffet would have got me instead.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00So, what's in the diary today?

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Spot of gardening, if the weather holds.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06The library book needs taking back.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Pace yourself(!)- I will.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14You know who I saw in the office? Brian Mayflower.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19- Who?- We were at his retirement do.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20He's a consultant now.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24- Good for him. - Gets paid twice as much.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29You know, I bet if you wanted to come back,

0:01:29 > 0:01:30they'd bite your hand off.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Who?- The Harlem Globetrotters. Who do you think(?)

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- I'm fine.- Are you?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Let's talk later, eh? Mm.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51- Do you fancy the Icon at lunchtime? - Mm. Why not?

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Is that a new suit, Jimmi? - Well, actually...

0:01:56 > 0:01:58I bet it looked really good on the hanger.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01- What? - I can see why you bought it.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04- Is it second-hand? - You think it looks second-hand?

0:02:04 > 0:02:06- I think she means vintage. - That's it. Hm!

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Yeah, I think you're very brave.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Not everyone could carry off that look.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Right.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- I think it really suits you, Jimmi. - Thanks.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- What was that about? - Well, I've been single for a while.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23And you're taking it out on Jimmi because...?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26- I was negging him.- OK, now you're just making up words.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30It's when you give someone a backhanded compliment so they'll be attracted to you.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33I think I'm getting quite good at it.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35I thought I might try it out at lunchtime.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Do you know what? I have got a lot of paperwork to do.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42- I don't know if I can make the Icon. - Oh, come on, I need a wing woman.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44It's all right for you, you've got a boyfriend.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46What about us sad, lonely singletons?

0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Sorry I'm late.- Actually, you timed it right. I just put my trousers on.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02We must be thankful for small mercies.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04I nearly bumped into Henrietta.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Did she see you?- I don't think so.

0:03:10 > 0:03:1116 blocks of cheese.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14Just cheese?

0:03:14 > 0:03:16That's what he took. Cleared them out.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19No pickle?

0:03:20 > 0:03:22- No.- He must be "crackers".

0:03:23 > 0:03:27Manager said he's a big fella. Might have to approach him "Caerphilly".

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Oh, yeah, very good.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Did you get a description, or was he wearing a mascarpone?

0:03:31 > 0:03:35Huh! They caught him on CCTV.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40- Yeah, Ryan Gordon.- You know him?

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Yeah. We nicked him a couple of months back trying to sell a bagful of bacon.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47But it's not always food. The time before that, I think it was jeans.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50He will try and flog anything he can get his grubby little hands on.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53So he's definitely got a "Brie-vious", then.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Brie. You get it? - Oh, dear.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Thank you for helping with Barney.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00You thanked me already.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03I know. I wanted to thank you again.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06And when we've done with Lex Luthor, how about I buy you lunch?

0:04:06 > 0:04:10- You don't have to do that. - And yet I am going to do it.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12You never know, you might even bump into that nurse you fancy.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- I don't know what you're talking about.- Yeah, right!

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Come on, I'm starving.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19CLASSICAL MUSIC

0:04:22 > 0:04:24So, there we are.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28HARRY EXHALES That's good.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30It's very good.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34The Europeans are so much better at this sort of thing.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Oh, I don't know about that.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Well, there are exceptions.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40The Americans can throw money at their orchestras,

0:04:40 > 0:04:44but they don't connect with the material the same way we do.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45Hm.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53- I used to think you didn't like me at all.- I didn't.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56- Right.- No, I really didn't.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59I thought you were pretentious and loud.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02And I used to think you were arrogant and smug.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Amazing what a couple of major health scares can do.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Oh, there's a great new Bernstein symphony I have to play you.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Sounds great. I'll just top up the tea.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34There's a big brown fox asleep in the garden.

0:05:36 > 0:05:37Oh, are you the gardener?

0:05:38 > 0:05:42Paris is beautiful at this time of year.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Yes, it is.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50What are you doing in the kitchen?

0:05:50 > 0:05:52I am looking for a piano tuner.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59I'll...just ask my friend if he knows one.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02My library book is overdue.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07The pie is a family recipe.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13Can you show me the way to the nearest taxidermist?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16You seem confused.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20This is the right address. Are you Haitch?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23- You mean Aitch.- What?

0:06:23 > 0:06:25You mean Aitch, not Haitch.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Whatever. Are you him?

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Well, I'm Heston, but I don't live here.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Who does?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35What's going on?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Barney, Dr Clay's here.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54Hi, Barney. Hope it's OK. Karen thought this would be a good time.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Tea drinker?

0:06:56 > 0:06:57My mum taught me. Do you want some?

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Er...yeah, thanks.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01I promise you, it won't be quick.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04I've been chatting with your social worker team, we've been trying

0:07:04 > 0:07:07to come up with a plan to fast-track your substance-abuse treatment. OK?

0:07:07 > 0:07:09- OK.- Doesn't seem that fast to me.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Why didn't they know about it before?

0:07:12 > 0:07:15It's not their fault. I'm pretty sneaky when I want to be.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Is that right?

0:07:17 > 0:07:20I'm going to have to keep my eye on you.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22- THEY CHUCKLE - You can try.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24My name is Ivan.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28Well, that's not my real name, but it's the name you know me by.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Like I know you only as Haitch.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33So, we haven't met?

0:07:33 > 0:07:37Never. We leave messages in the usual places.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39I think you have the wrong person.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44You're a sleeper agent.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45I've come to activate you.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48You definitely have the wrong person.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Harry and Henrietta Ridgard.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52You've lived in this house for nine years.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Anyone can find that out. - Before that, London.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Before that, Brussels. Before that, New York.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59You both work at the Home Office.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Actually, I'm retired.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03When did this happen?

0:08:03 > 0:08:04You're the spy, you tell me.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06It wasn't in your file.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10You're supposed to ask permission before you do anything like that.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13It must have slipped my mind, what the coma and everything.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Coma?

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Ran my car into a tree.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18It was touch-and-go for a while.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20I should have been told.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Are you from an insurance company? - No.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27Look, whatever you're up to, I'd like you to leave now, please.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28I'm not finished.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30You heard what he said, and I've called the police.

0:08:36 > 0:08:402:00 in the park, if you want to know the truth.

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Are you all right?

0:08:46 > 0:08:49I'm fine. How much of that did you hear?

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Most of it. What a load of nonsense!

0:08:51 > 0:08:53How do you think he knew so much about me?

0:08:53 > 0:08:56He's clearly he's up to something, so you should definitely tell the police.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59I suppose so.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01You're not thinking of meeting him?

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Maybe I can find out what his plan is before I call the police.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- I don't think that's a good idea. - I won't give him any money.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08This is absurd! If I were you...

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Heston, please!

0:09:11 > 0:09:13I need to find out what he wants.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17BIRDSONG

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Thanks for this, Heston. It's good to have someone watching your back.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Not a problem.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29I have some experience of staking out.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Really?

0:09:30 > 0:09:34The important thing is to blend in and be part of the scenery.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Do you think we need some sort of a secret sign?

0:09:41 > 0:09:43It'll be fine. Come on, I think I see him.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00I've been thinking about this morning.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03- You were testing me, weren't you? - No.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06I didn't give you the right password

0:10:06 > 0:10:08and that's why you pretended not to know.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10I wasn't pretending.

0:10:10 > 0:10:15To be honest, it had been so long, I was sure they'd forgotten about me.

0:10:16 > 0:10:21How about you say the answer and I give you the question?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Would that satisfy you?

0:10:23 > 0:10:27Listen to me, I have no idea what you're talking about.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29- Oh, you're good.- Stop it!

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Just tell me how you know so much about me.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35I told you, I'm your handler.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37I don't have a handler.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Not your first one, obviously, but I've read your file.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45One of the best sleeper agents the Soviet Union ever had.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48What?! OK, now I know you're making this up.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50I would never betray my country.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53You didn't.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57Your real name is Arkady Maksimov.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Mm-hm.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06See, I'm not really looking for a relationship.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08I'm quite happy being on my own, you know.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Oh. That's a shame.

0:11:11 > 0:11:12Why?

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Because she's here.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16- Oh!- How are you doing?

0:11:18 > 0:11:19Can I get you a drink?

0:11:20 > 0:11:24Maybe this accident of yours damaged you more than you thought.

0:11:24 > 0:11:25No.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Are you sure?

0:11:27 > 0:11:30You didn't suffer any memory loss?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32A little, but I got it back.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34I would remember if I was a spy.

0:11:34 > 0:11:35I agree.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37You do?

0:11:37 > 0:11:42Perhaps this accident was a convenient excuse.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46Perhaps you hoped your country had forgotten about you too.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48The KGB doesn't even exist any more. more.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51The Russian government believes in recycling.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53We're all FSB now.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Listen, even if this is true, I'm retired.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58I don't work for any government any more.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Who am I going to spy on, my bridge partners?

0:12:00 > 0:12:02No.

0:12:02 > 0:12:03Your wife.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06No.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08There's no way I'd spy on Hen.

0:12:08 > 0:12:09We know where you live.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11We know your friends and family.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14We can destroy your wife's career...

0:12:14 > 0:12:15or worse.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17I'll call the police.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19You think they'll believe you?

0:12:19 > 0:12:21And if they did,

0:12:21 > 0:12:24what is the prison sentence for treason?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28I will come for you again.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31And this time I expect you to behave.

0:12:31 > 0:12:36Oh, and if you still have any doubts,

0:12:36 > 0:12:39every spy has an escape kit,

0:12:39 > 0:12:43containing everything they need to start a new life.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Somewhere in your perfect house...

0:12:46 > 0:12:49the proof is hidden.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Are you all right?

0:13:01 > 0:13:03(What did he say?)

0:13:03 > 0:13:04I need to go home.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12- There you go.- Thanks.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19I asked for fresh orange juice, not orange squash.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Sorry.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23I think he's used to greasy spoons.

0:13:23 > 0:13:24I can tell.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28- My lemonade's lovely. Thank you, Tyler.- No worries.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31So, how long have you both been working at the Mill?

0:13:31 > 0:13:32Too long.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34I was actually a temp for ages, but now they've realised

0:13:34 > 0:13:37they can't do without me. I'm a receptionist.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Right. So you're trying to steal Karen's job?

0:13:40 > 0:13:41Not any more.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Who told you that?

0:13:43 > 0:13:45I think he's joking.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46Oh, sorry!

0:13:46 > 0:13:48So am I.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51So you both like working at the Mill?

0:13:51 > 0:13:53No comment!

0:13:53 > 0:13:54Sorry, yes, I do.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57What about you, Ayesha?

0:13:57 > 0:13:58Listen, it's lunchtime.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Could we talk about something other than the Mill?

0:14:01 > 0:14:02Yeah.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07So you both work at Campus as well?

0:14:09 > 0:14:14We met a very interesting character today that we picked up.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Right.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18He stole 16 blocks of cheese.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20He must have been "crackers".

0:14:25 > 0:14:26It's good, that one!

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Surely you're not still taking him seriously?

0:14:30 > 0:14:32I did have amnesia.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35I thought I got it all back, but what if I didn't?

0:14:36 > 0:14:40I imagine to be a spy you have to bury a part of yourself.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Could I lose that part and not know about it?

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Trauma is rarely that tidy.

0:14:45 > 0:14:46- But it's not impossible? - It's unlikely.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Will you help me search the house?

0:14:51 > 0:14:52I know how it sounds.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57And if we don't find anything, you'll let it go?

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Hen keeps the place pretty organised.

0:14:59 > 0:15:00It shouldn't be too difficult.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Right.

0:15:02 > 0:15:03Where do we start?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Mmm.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10That was lovely, thank you. I'm going to crack on.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17You and Karen seem to get on pretty well.

0:15:17 > 0:15:18Yeah, she's all right.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Apart from all that music she listens to from the olden days.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Oh, the 1980s?

0:15:23 > 0:15:24That's the stuff.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28It's been a long time since I've lived somewhere

0:15:28 > 0:15:30as nice as this, though.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Like, never.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Yeah, Karen's a real one-off.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37I wish I'd had someone like her looking out for me

0:15:37 > 0:15:38when I was your age.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42What about your mum and dad?

0:15:42 > 0:15:46My mum died and my...

0:15:46 > 0:15:48dad didn't deal with it very well.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Right.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52He was...

0:15:52 > 0:15:53He was an angry man.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55His idea of good parenting was to lock me in a cupboard

0:15:55 > 0:15:56and leave me there.

0:15:57 > 0:15:58Similar to you.

0:16:01 > 0:16:05It can take a long time to get past something like that, so...

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Yeah.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10I used to think he must have really hated me.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13But he didn't really think that he was doing anything wrong

0:16:13 > 0:16:16and the worst thing was, afterwards,

0:16:16 > 0:16:19he didn't really think about it at all.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21- You talked to him? - Yeah, yeah.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26But I don't think he really understood what he did to me.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30The best way you can get past this is to live

0:16:30 > 0:16:32a good and meaningful life.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Don't think about the bullies

0:16:35 > 0:16:38because they don't think about you the way that you think about them.

0:16:38 > 0:16:42The way to take control back is to just live your life anyway.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45And you did.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47No, you did.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Bad things happened, but you're a doctor now.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53I guess.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55You look after people, you help people.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57You're helping me.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59That's a happy ending, isn't it?

0:16:59 > 0:17:00It's complicated.

0:17:00 > 0:17:01Well, yeah.

0:17:01 > 0:17:07But if you can do it, maybe it's not hopeless for me.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09It's not hopeless, Barney.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18HE SIGHS

0:17:18 > 0:17:19So that's that, then.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Nothing.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25I think it's best you just move on.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28You're right, I suppose.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32It's been quite a day.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35I've actually rather enjoyed myself.

0:17:35 > 0:17:36It's not been dull.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43Even if we accept for a minute that he's not delusional,

0:17:43 > 0:17:45you have a different life now.

0:17:45 > 0:17:50You've got friends and family, a lovely house, a lovely garden.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52You don't have to do anything that you don't want to do.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54The garden.

0:17:54 > 0:17:55We didn't look outside.

0:17:57 > 0:17:58Oh.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03CLATTERING AND BANGING

0:18:19 > 0:18:20Heston!

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Heston!

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Do you know the combination?

0:18:26 > 0:18:28I've never seen it before.

0:18:28 > 0:18:29Maybe it's Henrietta's?

0:18:29 > 0:18:31She wouldn't come in here.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Damn!

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Do you want me to get my stethoscope from the car?

0:18:35 > 0:18:37- Then we can listen to the tumblers...- I've got another idea.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39..like they do in the movies.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40Harry?

0:18:44 > 0:18:45Harry?

0:18:49 > 0:18:50Harry?

0:18:59 > 0:19:00Up here.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03No, I wouldn't do that!

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Did it work?

0:19:13 > 0:19:14Yes.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16It's just cheese.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19He was a thief and he threatened a cafe owner.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Really?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23He threw cheese at her.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Oh, well, then.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27It could be worse, I guess.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29It could have been hard cheese.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Or cottage cheese, in a tub.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38So, Tyler, I think you're very brave.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41It's not everyone can pull off a look like that.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43It's my uniform.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Valerie, can I have a quick word, please?

0:19:45 > 0:19:49- Yes, Rob.- Maybe we should give Tyler and Ayesha a little...

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Do you know what I think?

0:19:51 > 0:19:55I think if this cheese thief was some middle-class bloke

0:19:55 > 0:19:57you wouldn't bother.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59- That's not true.- Yeah, it is.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01If you can talk proper and dress nice, well,

0:20:01 > 0:20:02you get a slap on the wrist.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05But some poor lad off the council estate...

0:20:05 > 0:20:06That's not how it is.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Don't tell me what it's like.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10How would you know? You didn't grow up where I grew up,

0:20:10 > 0:20:12having the police coming round all the time,

0:20:12 > 0:20:15looking at you like they'd already made up their mind.

0:20:15 > 0:20:16- I did.- Sure you did(!)

0:20:16 > 0:20:18I did.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21I grew up on an estate just like Churchill, so I get it.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24You know, there can be prejudice on the force.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26I get that, but I don't work like that and neither does Rob,

0:20:26 > 0:20:28you know that.

0:20:28 > 0:20:29You talking about me?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Wherever you grew up, you're police now

0:20:31 > 0:20:33and police stick together.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41What on earth?

0:20:41 > 0:20:44I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Do you miss being a surgeon?

0:20:53 > 0:20:54Sometimes.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56I think I made the right decision.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58I couldn't carry on working like that.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Henrietta's worried that retirement is going to be too boring for me.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03You seem happy.

0:21:03 > 0:21:04I am.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06I don't regret any of my choices,

0:21:06 > 0:21:10- except perhaps taking that corner a little too fast.- Yes.

0:21:10 > 0:21:11I like my life.

0:21:14 > 0:21:15I shall miss it.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18What?

0:21:18 > 0:21:20I won't risk bringing Hen down as well.

0:21:20 > 0:21:21What do you mean?

0:21:21 > 0:21:23They can't threaten me if they can't find me.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26- Harry, wait.- Sorry, Heston, there isn't time.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33We should do this again sometime.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Are you a masochist?

0:21:35 > 0:21:36Maybe.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37What do you reckon?

0:21:37 > 0:21:38About what?

0:21:38 > 0:21:41I don't know. I'll take you for a drink, maybe dinner?

0:21:41 > 0:21:43I don't think so.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45You don't have to decide now, you can think about it.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48I'm seeing someone. It's serious.

0:21:48 > 0:21:49Oh.

0:21:49 > 0:21:50I didn't realise.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52What, so we just met and I was supposed to give you

0:21:52 > 0:21:53my relationship status?

0:21:53 > 0:21:55No.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58But I'd quite like to get to know you a bit better.

0:21:58 > 0:21:59Finally.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02- Bye, then.- Bye, Valerie.

0:22:06 > 0:22:07So?

0:22:07 > 0:22:10What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

0:22:10 > 0:22:11Don't know.

0:22:11 > 0:22:12"Hallo-mi".

0:22:15 > 0:22:16That's a good one.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18The Bernstein symphony I mentioned.

0:22:18 > 0:22:19Harry, you are over-reacting.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21I have to go before Ivan comes back.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22No, wait!

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Harry.

0:22:24 > 0:22:25You called her.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27I had to, things were getting out of hand.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29This was all my fault.

0:22:29 > 0:22:30You can come in now.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36I don't understand.

0:22:36 > 0:22:37This is Gareth.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39He's an actor.

0:22:39 > 0:22:40Hi.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44A what?

0:22:44 > 0:22:46None of this was real.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48It was a game, like a treasure hunt.

0:22:48 > 0:22:52An immersive theatrical experience, that's what we like to call it.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54I'm sorry, Harry.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56It was supposed to be a bit of fun.

0:22:56 > 0:22:57Fun?

0:23:03 > 0:23:05So what's all this about?

0:23:05 > 0:23:07I don't know.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09It's the last piece of the puzzle

0:23:09 > 0:23:11after you worked out the combination.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13I just wanted to stop you getting bored.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16But Gareth obviously went off book.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Sorry. The scripts for these things are usually rubbish.

0:23:19 > 0:23:24I thought my KGB story gave the game an extra moral dimension.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Usually the audiences love all that.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29You threatened his family,

0:23:29 > 0:23:33and you do know that he's recovering from a serious accident?

0:23:33 > 0:23:34I thought he knew.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36I thought he was just a good actor.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39And I trained in Paris, so I should know.

0:23:39 > 0:23:40Just get out, will you?

0:23:40 > 0:23:43- I haven't been paid.- Wait outside!

0:23:47 > 0:23:50All this because you thought I was bored?

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Aren't you? All this gardening and listening to music,

0:23:53 > 0:23:55you're turning into Heston. No offence.

0:23:55 > 0:23:56None taken.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59That's why I don't tell you when Heston comes over.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01This isn't you, Harry. You don't have to pretend.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04I love my job. The pressure, the deadlines.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07But then I had all that time in hospital to think about what's

0:24:07 > 0:24:11important, and when I came out, I just didn't want it any more.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13I enjoy having time for a hobby,

0:24:13 > 0:24:15or spending the afternoon reading a book.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18- I felt the same when I gave up surgery.- Really?

0:24:18 > 0:24:19Maybe it won't always be like this.

0:24:19 > 0:24:23But for the time being, this is what I want.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25I was so worried.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27I thought I was losing you.

0:24:27 > 0:24:28I'm still me.

0:24:28 > 0:24:29This will be good for us.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Now I can be supportive of your career.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35You've got nothing to worry about.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38I better go and pay this idiot.

0:24:39 > 0:24:40I better be going too.

0:24:40 > 0:24:44Thanks, Heston. Sorry it all got a bit... involved.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Not a problem.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48I do feel a bit foolish believing it all.

0:24:48 > 0:24:49If you hadn't called Hen...

0:24:49 > 0:24:51There's nothing to feel foolish about.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54You were tested and you came through with flying colours.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Thank you, Heston.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57I'll call you soon.

0:24:59 > 0:25:00What a day.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Thanks for your help, Heston.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05We'll see you soon, I hope.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07I hope so, too.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Bye-bye, Henrietta.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12And let me know when you're in something.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14THEY SPEAK RUSSIAN

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Don't be cheeky, comrade.

0:25:25 > 0:25:26KNOCK ON DOOR

0:25:28 > 0:25:29Um...

0:25:31 > 0:25:32Sorry.

0:25:32 > 0:25:33Did you want to lock up?

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Oh, no, no, no, there is no rush. I was just checking on you.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37I'm fine.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41How did the house calls go earlier?

0:25:42 > 0:25:43Good, yeah.

0:25:47 > 0:25:51One of the house calls this afternoon was a bit...

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Did something happen?

0:25:56 > 0:25:58No, the patient's fine.

0:26:02 > 0:26:06Our situation had certain similarities.

0:26:08 > 0:26:09I see.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14I told them to try and live a meaningful life.

0:26:14 > 0:26:18- Well, that is good advice. - Is it?

0:26:18 > 0:26:21As a GP, you help so many people.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24I think that is very meaningful, in my opinion.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27Yeah, I suppose.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29There is no suppose about it.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33You're right. Sorry, I'm just tired.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35There is no need to apologise, Dr Clay.

0:26:35 > 0:26:39You know that my door is always open to you.

0:26:39 > 0:26:40Mrs Tembe...

0:26:42 > 0:26:45..a while ago you were talking about a course

0:26:45 > 0:26:47for people who are asking the big question

0:26:47 > 0:26:49at the church?

0:26:50 > 0:26:52The vita course?

0:26:54 > 0:26:55Is there one coming up?

0:26:57 > 0:26:58I'm not sure.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02I could look into it for you?

0:27:05 > 0:27:06Yeah.

0:27:08 > 0:27:09Yeah, OK.

0:27:09 > 0:27:10Thank you.

0:27:23 > 0:27:27The object of today is to look at everyday sexism in all its forms.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29You need to stop smoking

0:27:29 > 0:27:31because there's a good chance it will kill you.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Do you understand?

0:27:33 > 0:27:35Yes, I understand, all right?

0:27:35 > 0:27:36I understand.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38He only glanced at Maria for a second.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41That's all it takes for him to strip her naked in his mind's eye

0:27:41 > 0:27:42and reduce her to an object.

0:27:42 > 0:27:45You overestimate the speed of Daniel's brain.