0:00:27 > 0:00:29CLATTERING
0:00:31 > 0:00:32Hello?
0:00:33 > 0:00:36GLASS SMASHES
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Is somebody here?
0:00:40 > 0:00:42RUNNING FOOTSTEPS
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Bishop Williams, I'm sorry to disturb you.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21We've had a break-in at the community centre.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24DOOR OPENS
0:01:26 > 0:01:28DOOR CLOSES
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Er, no. Not that bad.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33PEOPLE CHATTER
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Hello, welcome.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Good night to be inside, isn't it?
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Matthew, I'm so sorry but we've had a break-in and the room's a mess.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- Oh, no!- Could you use the other one, just for tonight?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Yeah, of course. Do you need a hand clearing up?
0:01:50 > 0:01:52No, no. Your group's more important.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Probably shouldn't touch anything until the police arrive anyway.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Are you here for the thing?
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Um, I was. Just not sure it's my kind of thing.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Yeah. Me neither.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Well, we're here now. Nothing to lose, eh?
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Sorry, guys. We're going to be in this room tonight.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18If you'd like to follow me?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22I will if you will.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24OK, then!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33KNOCK ON DOOR
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Hello, police!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Hello, anybody home?- Coming, yep!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50That was quick.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Yeah. Father Kaminski?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Karel Kaminski, yes.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58I'm Sergeant Hollins, this is PC Green.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Right. So, what's happened?
0:03:02 > 0:03:07Right, thank you all for coming and a very warm welcome to you.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Apologies for the change of venue,
0:03:10 > 0:03:13but St Bernadette's heating isn't working.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15She must be freezing, bless her.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Luckily for us, Our Lady has stepped into the breach.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Father Karel has got his hands full at the moment,
0:03:20 > 0:03:22otherwise I know he'd have popped in to say hello,
0:03:22 > 0:03:25so you'll have to make do with me, I'm afraid.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26My name is Matt.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Now, the Vita course is non-denominational
0:03:29 > 0:03:32and is held by a different community group each week.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35In case you're wondering what you've got yourself into, don't worry.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38We don't force anything down anyone's throat.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Apart from coffee.
0:03:39 > 0:03:44All we actually do is, we encourage open discussion about life,
0:03:44 > 0:03:46the universe, everything, really.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49So, please feel free to share your thoughts about anything
0:03:49 > 0:03:51and everything you want to air.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54So, just to get us into the spirit of things,
0:03:54 > 0:03:57I thought we'd start with a fun exercise.
0:03:57 > 0:04:02So, which one item would you bring to a desert island?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Who'd like to start?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Right, what's everyone up to tonight?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Just whatever, aren't we?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Yeah.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18New trainers.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Then maybe watch another Star Wars later.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Attack Of The Clones.- Mm.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Oh. OK.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Any offers?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Come on, be brave.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42My old story books from when I was a kid?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- Including Robinson Crusoe! - Interesting.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48It's probably why I got into history.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50My mum used to read them to me all the time.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Great. How about you? Any thoughts?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Um...
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Soap.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58LAUGHTER
0:05:00 > 0:05:03You were at the school governors' meeting till when, did you say?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05It was about 6.45.
0:05:05 > 0:05:076.45.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Did anyone know that, did anyone know that the centre was unattended?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18It's hard to tell. Probably.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21As far as you know, nothing has been taken?
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Just your usual, mindless destruction, eh?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27As far as I can tell.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Well, you know what? I'm going to make a guess here and say that
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- it's probably kids at a loose end. - Yeah, I'm sure.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36We shouldn't even be wasting your time on something like this,
0:05:36 > 0:05:39with so many more serious crimes you could be investigating.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41No, no, I'm not saying it's not important.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44A crime is a crime, and we investigate them all,
0:05:44 > 0:05:45whether they be major or minor.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Right. Of course.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Ah, there you are.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- We're just splitting into smaller discussion groups.- Right.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I was concerned we'd lost you already.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Yeah. I'm not sure it's for me.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Everybody has doubts.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Listen, sorry, what I said about the soap.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Why? They do say it's next to godliness.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12I... I didn't know what else to say.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Probably not what you're looking for anyway.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18There are no right answers here. We're a dogma-free zone.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21We're a calm place for people to realise they're not alone
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- in having questions. It's Jimmi, right?- Mm.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29OK, we'll be in contact if there's anything to report.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Either you or the bishop, I don't mind.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Oi, stop!- Excuse me.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42It's all about breathability, if your feet are in them all day.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45PHONE BEEPS Mushrooms?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Oh, just a text from a mate.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Bumped into her on a date night with Seb.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52You don't want them getting all sweaty!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Reckons we look the business together.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57I was just asking about mushrooms for the shopping.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- She reckons he's got amazing... - Chicken thighs...- What?
0:07:00 > 0:07:01No...
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Oh! No, ta.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Oh, I always thought you looked like a woman
0:07:05 > 0:07:06who'd enjoy a good coq au vin.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- Muscle tone, Emma, is what I was trying to say.- Oh.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13So, are you now thinking that he might be the one?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Well, he's the one taking me to dinner on Friday night.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20I don't know, lots of people just think we fit.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Oh, yeah. But not like these bad boys.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28290 quid on a pair of trainers?!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Are you insane?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Come on!
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Oh, come on!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04PHONE RINGS
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Hello?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Yes, Sergeant Hollins.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Caught him?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Yeah! Cos I'm worth it!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14They are designer!
0:08:14 > 0:08:18- 290 quid?- Yeah! - That's like 145 quid a foot!- So?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Are they made by NASA?- No!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Got hover jets built in?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- They're limited edition!- Too right!
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Cos the amount of muppets with that much more money than sense
0:08:27 > 0:08:29- must be seriously limited.- Ha-ha(!)
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Mind you, you can get any old cobblers on the internet
0:08:32 > 0:08:35these days, can't you? And any number of mugs to buy it.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Add to basket.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Red or white?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Red!
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Oh, that reminds me.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43I need to pull the trigger on that mink push-up bra
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- I've been looking at all day. - Buy now.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48It's a steal at £3,000!
0:08:48 > 0:08:501,500 quid a boob.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Enter payment details.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Look, they do boy pants, too. - Confirm.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Go on, Sid. Treat your knackers!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I mean, it's only money, isn't it?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Yeah! My money, my trainers.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05What?! No! My phone!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- No, sorry, you're not having it. - What?!- Payment declined!
0:09:08 > 0:09:09It's for your own good!
0:09:09 > 0:09:10No!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13No! I'll fight you for it.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Do you want a smacked arm? I will!
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Thanks for coming in, Father.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19We have Aidan Corbyn, aged 15,
0:09:19 > 0:09:22who was apprehended fleeing the premises.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26He's not previously known to us, but I gather he is to you?
0:09:26 > 0:09:30He claims he was a regular at the church and the community centre,
0:09:30 > 0:09:32and he was there to see you.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Yes. He certainly has been a regular in the past.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38But you weren't expecting him tonight?
0:09:38 > 0:09:41And you weren't expecting him to do a runner when he saw us?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43And he's asking for me?
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Yeah, well, quite bizarrely, he said that his parents are away
0:09:47 > 0:09:50in Africa somewhere, on safari, incommunicado.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51He's being looked after by his uncle,
0:09:51 > 0:09:53who can't be here because he's on a business trip.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56But I've spoken to him and he says that he knows you,
0:09:56 > 0:09:58and he's happy for you to stand in.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00You don't have to do that, but we were just thinking
0:10:00 > 0:10:03it could possibly help him see the light, so to speak.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Yes. Yeah, of course. I can talk to him.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Perhaps alone would be best? Just to start with?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Er, yeah, OK. We'll just leave the door open.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19And faith touches our lives in all kinds of ways, wouldn't you say?
0:10:19 > 0:10:23We all have faith that the sun will come up tomorrow,
0:10:23 > 0:10:25and the world will keep turning.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28We believe those things without question.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32But when people choose to believe in a higher power,
0:10:32 > 0:10:36a greater plan, that can be surprising.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Maybe it's a brain thing.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41We're programmed to look for patterns, make sense of chaos.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44We want to believe there's something else, that we're not alone.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Good point.
0:10:45 > 0:10:50But if so many different people believe in the same thing,
0:10:50 > 0:10:52maybe there is more to it.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54But why does it have to be God?
0:10:54 > 0:10:58In the past, people might've consulted the Shaman, or the Oracle.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00It's the internet nowadays.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03People ask search engines all sorts of existential questions
0:11:03 > 0:11:06they wouldn't ask their family or their friends or their God.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09At least search engines have mottos like "don't be evil", don't they?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12There's all kinds of brutality carried out in the name of God.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15But you couldn't say that God caused those acts though, could you?
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Aidan.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23I haven't seen you in church recently.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Youth club hasn't been the same.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32But you've been in my thoughts and prayers.
0:11:39 > 0:11:44You know, anything you say is just between us.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46I can't and won't repeat it.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50You can tell me anything.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52I promise I'll try to help.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55OK.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59You tell them I didn't do it.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Not to press any charges.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03I'm... I'm not sure I can.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- If that would be a lie... - Doesn't matter if it is or not.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11You tell them I didn't do it or...
0:12:13 > 0:12:15..I'll tell them about you.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18How you touched me.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Anyway, whatever the good and bad things about faith,
0:12:32 > 0:12:35I suppose a search engine isn't much comfort in a crisis.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37You're not going to find one on a desert island either!
0:12:37 > 0:12:39MUSIC CONTINUES
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Haven't heard that in ages.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45My grandmother used to play it. She used to take me out to the Gower.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Reminds me of my mum.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Chapel through and through.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53She didn't drag you along, then?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55She died when I was eight.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Oh, no!
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Sorry.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Must have been awful.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Car accident. It was just one of those things.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08I remember after the funeral,
0:13:08 > 0:13:11everyone coming back to the house, there was this blur of people
0:13:11 > 0:13:14walking past me, telling me she'd gone to see God.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18I'm sure they meant well, but I was just eight, you know.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22I remember thinking, "What does he want with her?
0:13:24 > 0:13:26"I need her more than he does."
0:13:26 > 0:13:28So your dad brought you up?
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Yeah, kind of.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Things weren't the same after that.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35It was a long time ago, though. Life goes on.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Aidan, please. You can't...
0:13:43 > 0:13:45You don't think they'll just believe...
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Yeah. Don't you watch the news?
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Every day, there's another one outed, even if they can't prove it.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Mud sticks, doesn't it?
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Aidan, no...
0:13:56 > 0:13:58What's the bishop going to think then, eh? Or anyone else?
0:13:58 > 0:14:02It's not even my decision. The bishop...
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Then talk to him!
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Aidan, you don't want to do this. I know you don't.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Please just tell me what I can say.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13I don't give a stuff what you say, just what you do!
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Everything OK? What's going on?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21I can't say. I can't, it's confidential.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23You do know that we will be interviewing Aidan?
0:14:23 > 0:14:26I'm sorry, I just have to make a call.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Just hand it over.- No!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35You'll buy them and con yourself into thinking they're worth it!
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Unwise in the art of deal-finding are you, young cyber-virgin?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40You're not going to find a better deal!
0:14:40 > 0:14:42- Right.- I'm trying to help you out here!
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- No-one asked you to! - PHONE BEEPS
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Why don't you mind your own business?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48It's just Seb wittering on about Friday.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51I think this is a little bit more important.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- Fine! It's your own time you're wasting, you know!- Yeah?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Yeah.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Auction. £45, same trainers. Ten minutes left.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Now who's wasting time?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11You're here for the meeting?
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Yes. We're on a break. Things can be a bit intense.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19Our relationship with God can be the most profound of our lives.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20Yeah. Or not.
0:15:23 > 0:15:28At the moment, I'm struggling to see what's in it for me. You know?
0:15:29 > 0:15:32I suppose I could give you something
0:15:32 > 0:15:34out of my boys' book of trite axioms.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38But perhaps the truth is, we have to find our own answers.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44My own is that we get what one gets from any profound relationship.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Hope...
0:15:46 > 0:15:50of something better, that the world can be better.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53That we can be.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58I'm sorry, there's something I have to do.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09I can't find them.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12They're under the wrong category, which is why they're cheap.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Do a general search.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15PHONE BEEPS
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Tyler says, "Pretty, please. You know you want to!"
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Oh, yeah? You know you want to what?
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Nothing! Been texting me nonsense all day.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Anyway, executive decision made,
0:16:25 > 0:16:297pm, Friday night, El Toro Valiente with Seb.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31And bid!
0:16:31 > 0:16:32I need an account first!
0:16:32 > 0:16:36- No!- All right, it's only a pair of trainers.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39No, it's the thing! The thing has lost my order!
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Oh, my... It's actually like I'm living in the stone age.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Right, send.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- Restart your browser.- My trainers!
0:16:46 > 0:16:49- Your shopping will be stored in your cookies.- Come on, three, two...
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Time for a nice bath, I think.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53What?! Did you get them or not?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Sniped it. 63 quid, including delivery.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Call me the guru, you must.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Well, it's there if you want it anyway, mate. All right?
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- Definitely seems more angry than anything.- Yeah.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14PHONE BEEPS
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Will you turn that to silent?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Keeps asking when Father Karel's coming back.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Like he was worried about it?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23I did some digging.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26I found a complaint by the parents of Kieran Turner, same age as Aidan,
0:17:26 > 0:17:29went to the same church youth group about six months ago.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32They complained of unwanted advances by somebody,
0:17:32 > 0:17:35but they wouldn't say who. The complaints were dropped
0:17:35 > 0:17:39after they'd spoken to a certain Father Karel Kaminski.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41CID spoke to him and he denied all knowledge.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45Right, so our boy breaks into the community centre.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Angry kid. Acting alone.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Yeah. Was it mindless violence, or was he trying to prove a point?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53He did break the cross.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Maybe he was trying to send a message,
0:17:54 > 0:17:57and maybe our priest picked up on that message -
0:17:57 > 0:17:59he did try and back-pedal about reporting it.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- He did, didn't he?- Yeah. I thought he reacted funnily
0:18:02 > 0:18:05when I mentioned his name. He wanted to speak to him alone, he's done a runner,
0:18:05 > 0:18:09and I'm sure he was trying to cover up something on his hand with these.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11- It's all circumstantial...- So far.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Father, speak of the devil.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15I thought we might have to come looking for you.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Oh! Yes, of course.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Your hand looks sore. What happened?
0:18:20 > 0:18:24- Just tidying. Cleaning.- Oh, yeah?
0:18:24 > 0:18:27- You know what they say about cleanliness.- I do indeed.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30So, your urgent business, is it done and dusted?
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Yes. So, could I finish talking to Aidan?
0:18:34 > 0:18:35He has been asking.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Yes, you can.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41But this time we'll sit in, we don't want anything to get out of control.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45This is not a formal interview, Aidan.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Father Kaminski just wants to finish off the chat
0:18:47 > 0:18:50you were having earlier, if that's OK with you?
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Aidan, I'm sorry I had to leave.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58But I'm here now to help, I promise.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05I know you probably feel that you're alone in all this.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08The first to feel the way you feel.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09But you're not.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15You know, I was young, angry with the whole world.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Lost.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19So?
0:19:19 > 0:19:22So, I was angry with myself.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Hated myself.
0:19:25 > 0:19:31Couldn't understand why I had to feel what I felt for other men.
0:19:35 > 0:19:40And I fought my feelings, my faith. Myself.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Sometimes, it's still a struggle even now.
0:19:44 > 0:19:49The same feelings, longing, loneliness, as anyone else.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54But we all have our own crosses to bear.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00So, that's why, when I see other young people
0:20:00 > 0:20:04suffering similar struggles, my instinct is to reach out.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Listen. Share that burden.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11And I saw that Aidan needed help.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15But sometimes, when I feel my hand, offered in friendship
0:20:15 > 0:20:20and the love of God, has been misinterpreted as something more,
0:20:20 > 0:20:25I have to pull back to not confuse things further.
0:20:25 > 0:20:30So, when Aidan came to me, I couldn't reach out, I couldn't...
0:20:31 > 0:20:35But then, of course, I risked that young person, you,
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Aidan, feeling rejected, or condemned.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- Shut up! You're lying.- Whoa!
0:20:40 > 0:20:43I never touched Kieran, but he told his everyone that I did!
0:20:43 > 0:20:47- I know you didn't.- I'm not gay! - The last thing I'd have wanted
0:20:47 > 0:20:50was for you to leave the Church altogether when you needed it most.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52- I'm not gay! - When I just want to help.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56Because I know the hardest thing can be facing oneself.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03OK, guys, I'm going to start winding down soon,
0:21:03 > 0:21:07but before I do, I want to leave you with one last question.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Now, this is something you don't have to answer now,
0:21:10 > 0:21:14it's food for thought, something to chew over until next week,
0:21:14 > 0:21:17assuming you're not all going to be running for the hills after tonight.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Don't you get sick of people asking you all these questions?
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Is it tricky with your son having a birthday at Christmas?
0:21:28 > 0:21:32OK, I guess... Why are we here?
0:21:33 > 0:21:37- The coffee? - It's definitely not the coffee!
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Just so I am absolutely clear,
0:21:40 > 0:21:44it was you that Kieran Turner's mum and dad complained about?
0:21:45 > 0:21:48I was just trying to talk to him. About me.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- I wasn't...- I know, and it was just talk between friends, nothing more.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58But he took it all the wrong way.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Turned on me.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Teenage boys protecting their own fragile egos.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09We all know how easy it is for things to be misunderstood,
0:22:09 > 0:22:11distorted.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Would you like me talk to your family?
0:22:15 > 0:22:18No! They won't understand. Won't want to.
0:22:18 > 0:22:23They might surprise you. I could help them understand, accept.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28I'll leave it to you.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31But, like they say, the truth can set you free.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38It was me, the break-in.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Right.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43But in a manner of speaking, he was there to see me,
0:22:43 > 0:22:45as he said.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48So, perhaps it's more my fault, for not anticipating.
0:22:48 > 0:22:53I could have left some keys, especially on such a cold night.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56He did make a lot of mess, though?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Perhaps he tripped in the dark?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03I suppose that could happen.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05And as you said yourself, nothing was taken.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09I'm just sorry we've wasted so much of your time.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12But if I talk to the bishop,
0:23:12 > 0:23:16make sure that the complaint is withdrawn...
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- If you're sure?- I'm sure.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26I've always preferred the stories that end in redemption
0:23:26 > 0:23:28rather than retribution.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Right.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34So, I'll let the custody sergeant know.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47Get in!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Well, we survived.- Yeah!
0:23:54 > 0:23:56What do you think?
0:23:56 > 0:24:00Um... I haven't decided whether it's my kind of thing yet.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Thanks, guys. Thanks for coming!
0:24:04 > 0:24:07I thought some interesting stuff came up.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Yeah, yeah, it was interesting.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11I'm sorry about Father Karel,
0:24:11 > 0:24:14you know, circumstances beyond our control and that.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17What was his role again, how would it be different?
0:24:17 > 0:24:22He would have just popped in to say hello, help out with the coffee.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Oh, it's a shame we missed him, then.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Yeah, sorry about that.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28I need all the help I can get in that department.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32- Still, we live in hope! That wasn't a hint by the way!- No!
0:24:32 > 0:24:33So, the big question is,
0:24:33 > 0:24:38has the appalling quality of coffee put you off for good?
0:24:38 > 0:24:39No.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Erm... No.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45We live in hope, don't we?
0:24:57 > 0:24:58Sorry.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08I was just looking for someone to blame.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Anyone.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Oh, at last!
0:25:24 > 0:25:27They should be here by the end of the next week!
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Oh, how will you manage until then? PHONE BEEPS
0:25:31 > 0:25:32What is it?
0:25:32 > 0:25:36Tyler says, "You're on! See you Friday!"
0:25:37 > 0:25:40She must have sent him the text instead of Seb!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43She's got a date with Tyler!
0:25:43 > 0:25:44Oh, dear me.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46I'd better go and tell her.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Or you could not.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49What?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51- We can't do that.- Can't do what?
0:25:51 > 0:25:55Interfere in her private life, that she's trying to keep secret?
0:25:55 > 0:26:00Yeah, but I kind of owe her. She just saved me 227 quid!
0:26:00 > 0:26:01Yes, for your own good.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03And this is for her own good.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05How is it?
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Come on, you've seen her.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09She's bored to tears with action-figure Seb.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11You've seen how she giggles when she gets a text from Tyler,
0:26:11 > 0:26:13at least he's got a sense of humour.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15- Maybe it's fate.- But...
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Besides which, she's the guru.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20She's obviously done it accidentally on purpose.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Leave it to a higher power, we must.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Now, this really is rather unpleasant.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Up-skirting.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Camera, up-skirting photo.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49What do you want, exactly? Do you want some more?!
0:26:49 > 0:26:50You're just loving this, aren't you?
0:26:50 > 0:26:53You and your clan have got your claws into some fresh meat!
0:26:53 > 0:26:54I beg your pardon?!
0:26:54 > 0:26:56She agreed to have sex.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Did you pay her?