0:00:28 > 0:00:31It belongs to a young woman, recently deceased.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34An Abby Regan. Romeo-Echo-Golf-Alpha-November.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36RADIO: Got any clues, Serge?
0:00:36 > 0:00:40Well, I don't know at this point, but I'm going to guess vandalism.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Great. Thanks.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Here, have another sip of water.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Are you feeling any better?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56- Yeah, a little. Thanks.- Hm!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58If it's all right, I need to take a swab of your neck.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00- What for?- DNA.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- There may still be traces of saliva from your attacker.- Right.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14There we go.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19So, do you remember what happened?
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Um...my memory's really hazy.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24I was out clubbing all night.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25But, yeah, I think so.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30'Um...I know I was near the arts' building on the way back to my room.'
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Yeow!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35And this person attacked you for no reason?
0:01:35 > 0:01:39I just remember being pulled back from behind and a sharp pain.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42I didn't see his face, it was dark.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Do you remember what he was wearing?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47This is going to sound really weird, but, um...
0:01:47 > 0:01:51he was dressed like Gandalf, or something.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52What do you mean?
0:01:52 > 0:01:55He was wearing a cloak. A black cloak.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Um...Mrs Hollins, can you scan these after you have had your lunch?
0:02:05 > 0:02:07No problem.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Oooh! I'm glad I caught you. Everything OK for tonight?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Oh, yes. Yes. No, we would not miss it for the world.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15Absolute pleasure.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Is, er...JJ allergic to anything? Wheat or dairy?
0:02:19 > 0:02:23No. No, to tell you the truth, he will eat anything.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24He is very much looking forward to it.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Yeah. So are we.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- Can't wait.- Hm. Well, I will see you about 7:30.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Mm-hm.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34HE SIGHS Right.
0:02:34 > 0:02:39- Do we have to? - We have been through this before. Mrs Tembe is our friend.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- I know, but...- I just want to get to know JJ better.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43I think I know enough about JJ already.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46I'd rather have my feet roasted over an open fire.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Stop being so childish. OK, I am going to go and get things started.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Now, do you want me to go to the shops again
0:02:52 > 0:02:54and get any last-minute requests?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- A parallel universe where I live in a small village in Tuscany.- Right.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Do you know what I think?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04This is the perfect opportunity.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07KNOCK AT DOOR Come in.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Hey. Have you interviewed her?
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Yeah. PC Kennedy has just taken her home.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14She's still pretty shaken up, though.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Hm. What did you make of her story?
0:03:17 > 0:03:21What, students walking around a university campus wearing funny outfits?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Sounds pretty normal to me.- Hm!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Come and look at this.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29It's a Cosplay event that was on at the university campus last night.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- A Cos-what?- Cosplay.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35It's where people get dressed up as characters from books or films.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Al does it.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41You know, goblins, werewolves and vampires.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45He was involved with those cashpoint explosions.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Rob doesn't trust him one bit.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Is this the sort of person you want Mrs Tembe to be with?
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Well, no, but... - What if they move in together?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Well, they've been together five minutes.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- She's not going to let him move in with her.- You know that for sure?
0:03:57 > 0:04:00I mean, tonight is your chance to find out about JJ.
0:04:02 > 0:04:07So, you're called the West Midlands University's Cosplay Club?
0:04:07 > 0:04:09That's right, yeah.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Proud to say Letherbridge has one of the biggest in the country.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Good for you. And you've been president for the last two years?
0:04:16 > 0:04:17- Yeah.- Hm.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Thank you.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26And the event itself is called Netherworld Adventures?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29You've never heard of it? Huh-huh!
0:04:29 > 0:04:34It's an amazing series of fantasy novels by the legend, Terry O'Hara.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Just mind-blowing, and perfect material for Cosplay.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42How did it all go? Was there any trouble?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Everyone had an amazing time. Why do you ask?
0:04:45 > 0:04:50I ask, because I am looking into an attack that happened on campus last night.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- Really? That's awful! - It is, isn't it?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56What kind of thing do people wear?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Er...well, all sorts.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03I mean, the novels have literally dozens of characters.
0:05:03 > 0:05:08Would it be likely that anyone could be wearing a black cape with a hood?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11It sounds like you're talking about Elkron.
0:05:11 > 0:05:16Um...I was playing Lakdar, Warrior of Darkness.
0:05:16 > 0:05:21My housemate, Caleb, was playing him, though. Um...
0:05:21 > 0:05:22He's obsessed by Elkron.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25He even dresses as him when we're not role-playing.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Is that right? You said housemate. Is he here now?
0:05:28 > 0:05:33No. He's rarely at home. He keeps strange hours, but...
0:05:33 > 0:05:35I guess that makes sense when you think you're a vampire. Huh!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH HEADPHONES
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Jimmi!
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Hey!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02I think the phrase is, "Fancy seeing you here"!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Yeah, well, it's my usual Friday-night ritual.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- How many laps you done?- Three.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- Scarcely warmed up, then.- Well...
0:06:09 > 0:06:13- Right, old man, one more lap. Race you.- OK.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Caleb, can you hear me?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20I said, why are you still wearing that costume?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24It makes me feel comfortable.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Sorry?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28It makes me feel comfortable!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32You feel comfortable being dressed as a vampire?
0:06:34 > 0:06:39I...identify...with Elkron.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Just to be clear for me, you identify with a character
0:06:44 > 0:06:45who goes around biting people?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49And when you were wearing that costume last night,
0:06:49 > 0:06:51did you bite anyone?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56I pretended to.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58But you didn't?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Although I can't be sure.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05No-one can be sure.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11People are sure that I'm alive, but...that doesn't make any sense.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Because I'm dead.
0:07:28 > 0:07:33Yeah. OK. So, er...next time, I'm not going to give you a chance.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Whoo!- So, are you done for the night?
0:07:36 > 0:07:37I am now, yeah.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41That's a shame, I was going to ask if you wanted to go for a drink.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Um... Well, I mean, you know, I've got nothing planned.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Don't sound too excited about it(!)
0:07:45 > 0:07:48No, sure, yeah. No, I'd like to go.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50You're not going to be too tired(?)
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Er...why? What were you thinking? Huh!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Er...Icon? 9:00pm?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Yeah, OK. Works for me.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Right. See you later.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59See you.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04KNOCK AT DOOR Come in.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Guess what I've got here?- Go on.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09It's a black cloak with a hood.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12I've just interviewed a male student about the girl that was attacked.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- Have you arrested him?- Yep.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17You do realise that other people would have been wearing
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- a similar costume as well, don't you?- Oh, yeah.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24But I doubt whether many of them actually thought they were a vampire in real life.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26And I am not kidding. This guy doesn't ever take that off.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Maybe he just loves Cosplay.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31No, he lives on a completely different planet.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33I thought he was trying to wind me up at first,
0:08:33 > 0:08:35but then I realised he's not altogether there.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Do me a favour, will you? Have a word with him, try and find out what's going on?
0:08:40 > 0:08:41- All right.- Thanks.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Come on through.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Oh, wow! Just as well I dressed up for the occasion.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I'm just kidding.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- MUSIC PLAYS - Ooo!- Sorry!
0:08:55 > 0:08:59- Mrs Tembe, good evening.- Dr Carter. - Lovely to see you.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Heston, it's really nice to see you again.- JJ.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06I've brought some wine. A lively ten-year-old Bordeaux.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10- Lovely!- I was thinking fruity with a complex aftertaste.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Fit the bill?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14It's, um...it's very nice. Thank you.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Right, well, I'll, er...get some drinks.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27I'm, er...sorry that we had to take your costume away,
0:09:27 > 0:09:28but do you understand why?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33How do you feel?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Empty.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Everything seems pointless.
0:09:37 > 0:09:42Have you ever spoken to anyone about how you feel?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Why should I, when everything is pointless?
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Because it can help.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Trust me.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52I know from experience.
0:09:54 > 0:10:00And I also know that life can be overwhelming at times.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Life's not a problem when you're dead.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Why do you say that, Caleb?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Because I am.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16Well, you're sitting here, speaking to me, so you can't be dead.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20That's what's so confusing.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22How long have you been feeling like this?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28I first realised I was dead a few weeks ago.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33When Abby died.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Who's Abby?- My girlfriend.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40She had a...brain aneurysm.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44I'm so sorry.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Her brain died...and then her body.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53I go to see her every day.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- What do you mean?- I visit her grave.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Every day.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01I miss her.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07Last night, I decided I wanted to be with her,
0:11:07 > 0:11:08so I took a spade with me.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- You did what?- I took a spade.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Started to dig up her grave.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20But I heard someone coming, so I left.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26I shouldn't have left.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29I should be in there with her now.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Where I belong.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Baby beetroot, goat's cheese
0:11:37 > 0:11:39and a home-made balsamic glaze.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- Oh, thank you. It looks delicious. - Thank you.- JJ?
0:11:42 > 0:11:45It looks more like something you'd put in an art gallery than something you'd eat.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47And I mean that as a compliment, Heston.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Colour, shape and proportion, all part and parcel of fine cuisine.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53And I see a man who appreciates that.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54That's very kind.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Those are wonderful, Dr Carter.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Well, you nearly had these for dinner last time you came with, um...
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Last time you came for dinner.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06- Oh. Really?- Fantastic job, Heston.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Oh, that glaze is great!
0:12:08 > 0:12:10You could sell that recipe for a small fortune.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Well, the recipe for this is safely ensconced in a bank vault,
0:12:14 > 0:12:17away from thieving...hands.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Have I shown you this? It's my Step Buddy.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- Oh!- Yeah. It calculates how many steps you take every day.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25And every day, I'm getting closer and closer to the 10,000 target.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27MRS TEMBE CHUCKLES Maybe you should get one.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Oh, no. No, I have no need for one of those at all.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32I'm completely with you, Mrs Tembe.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35No, it's just that I walk every day to work.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Perhaps you should get one, Dr Carter, in support of Sister Hanif?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Yeah, that's a great idea! Maybe you should.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Oh! Well, there's no right or wrong here.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- Each to their own, I always say. Right, Heston?- Huh!
0:12:48 > 0:12:52All this "I'm a vampire and I'm dead" stuff, do you buy it?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54I don't think he's making it up,
0:12:54 > 0:12:58so clearly, he's got some serious psychological problems going on.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- Do you think he could have been Jen's assailant?- No.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05I think he's too listless to have done something as violent as that.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06Mind you, I can't be sure.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10He did say something really odd, though.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12He said that he'd dug up his girlfriend's grave
0:13:12 > 0:13:15so that he could be with her. Do you believe that?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- What was she called?- Abby.- Hm-hm.
0:13:20 > 0:13:25This morning, I investigated a vandalised grave of a young woman called Abby Regan.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27I think I'd better call our victim back in.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Yeah. Catch you later.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Right.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37This is what I wanted to show you.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Could your assailant...have been wearing this?
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Yeah. Yeah, looks like it.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50OK.
0:13:57 > 0:14:02- Do you know Caleb Anthony? - Yeah, a little. Why?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Do you want to tell me what you do know about him?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07He's a little shy, but he's really nice.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Are you saying that...? - I'm not saying anything yet.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13I know he's dropped out of uni.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- It's awful. His girlfriend, Abby, died a few weeks ago.- Mm.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Abby Regan?- Yeah.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22She was a friend of mine. Caleb was her boyfriend.
0:14:22 > 0:14:27Did they get on? Did she ever mention any fights or falling out?
0:14:27 > 0:14:31No. God, Caleb wouldn't hurt a fly.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- He loved Abby.- Did she have any trouble with anyone else?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35I don't think so.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38There was one thing a couple of months ago
0:14:38 > 0:14:42where she said someone had been rough with her at some event.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45She felt threatened. She didn't report it, though.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48I bet you get that a lot, women not coming forward?
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Sad, but true.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Anyway, she said he was a real charmer
0:14:51 > 0:14:56and then he just turned out to be really controlling and nasty.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59She went for a drink with him and then he thought that they were going out
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- and that she was in love with him. It was creepy.- Mm.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Now that you've had a bit of time to think,
0:15:06 > 0:15:08can you remember anything else about your assailant?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10I told you, I didn't see his face.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Yeah, but what about other things? What about smells?
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Did he smell of booze? Could he have been a smoker?
0:15:16 > 0:15:17There was one thing.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20This is going to sound really weird, but...
0:15:21 > 0:15:23..I thought I could smell lemons.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33You never told me how you got into psychiatry.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37Er...it's kind of a dark story.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39I don't think you really want to know.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Well, I do now you're making it sound so mysterious.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45It's a real downer, actually.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52It was a suicide.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Oh, right.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56It gets worse.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58Yeah.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Yeah, it was my...it was my cousin.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Oh, I'm so sorry.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10He was actually more of a brother.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14That must have been just awful.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Yeah. I mean, er...looking back,
0:16:17 > 0:16:21he...he...he...probably had manic depression,
0:16:21 > 0:16:23but, um...he was never diagnosed.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26So that's what got me started,
0:16:26 > 0:16:30wanting to work with people with mental health issues.
0:16:30 > 0:16:35Especially men, because they find it so hard to open up.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Hm.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I'm normally more of a Burgundy man than a Bordeaux,
0:16:41 > 0:16:44but there's something about my wine and your steak that kind of just worked.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46It was a marriage made in heaven.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49But there's a certain fruitiness to this
0:16:49 > 0:16:51that's proving elusive.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Is it blackberry?
0:16:53 > 0:16:55I reckon it might be black cherry.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57You know, I think you might be right.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58Me and my workmates at St Phil's,
0:16:58 > 0:17:01we have chats just like this about the roly-poly jam.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Is it strawberry? Is it raspberry? It's a mystery.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07I had the hospital roly-poly once. It was disgusting.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09That reminds me, Mrs Tembe,
0:17:09 > 0:17:12how's the hospital food presentation going?
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Oh, very slowly.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Trying to find food chain suppliers...
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Well, it can be quite challenging.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Well, I have someone who might be able to help you.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22No, I'm not ready to ask for help quite yet.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Well, when you are, let me introduce you
0:17:25 > 0:17:28to a fantastic Icelandic chef, Luke Armannsson.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30He's a creative genius.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32He sourced for me a gastronomic delight
0:17:32 > 0:17:35that is taking pride of place in my freezer.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38In fact, JJ, would you like to sample it?
0:17:38 > 0:17:40You know me, I'm up for anything.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- Heston, I don't know if... - Shush-shush-shush-shush.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Come on, tell me more.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47All I can tell you...is it's got quite a bite.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Do you know an Abby Regan?
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Yeah. We went out a few times.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59What's Abby got to do with all this?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Maybe nothing.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- You...you know she died recently? - Yeah, we know.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07And we also know that she was Caleb's girlfriend at the time.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Incredibly, she was, yeah.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Honestly, I could never understand it.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17What the attraction could possibly be!
0:18:17 > 0:18:19I never try and understand what attracts one person to another.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Have you ever tried biting anyone?
0:18:24 > 0:18:27What?! What? Are you kidding? No.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30The incident last night, the victim was bitten during the assault.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Maybe it was Caleb.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Maybe you're jumping to conclusions.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Not really.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Look, I don't want to get him into any trouble,
0:18:40 > 0:18:45but Abby did tell me one time he got a bit aggressive with her,
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- and I know it sounds crazy, but he actually tried to bite her.- Hm.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54You don't really like Caleb very much, do you?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56- I didn't say that. - You didn't have to.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01I've told you already, I feel nothing.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Dead people feel nothing.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09- Wouldn't you rather feel alive? - That's not possible.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11It might be.
0:19:11 > 0:19:12How?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16I've done some research,
0:19:16 > 0:19:18and I've spoken to some colleagues of mine.
0:19:20 > 0:19:25There's a very rare condition, Caleb, called Cotard's syndrome.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28It can often be triggered by depression.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Have you ever heard of it?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Well, I think that you might have it.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37I don't have an illness.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39No, you don't feel physically ill,
0:19:39 > 0:19:43because Cotard's syndrome is a mental disorder.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46And people who have it can feel like
0:19:46 > 0:19:50they've lost anything from a limb to their emotions.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55And in some cases, like yours,
0:19:55 > 0:19:57they feel like they don't exist.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58Like they're actually dead.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05And because you feel like you're dead,
0:20:05 > 0:20:09it enables you to identify with a character like a vampire.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Which is how you were able to dig up Abby's grave.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20But, Caleb, it's not reality.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23It's your mind playing tricks on you.
0:20:24 > 0:20:29You are very much alive, sitting here with me in this room.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Maybe you're dead, too, and you're imagining you're alive.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34No, I am not dead and neither are you.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Will you let me help you, Caleb?
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Hm?
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Will you make an appointment to come and see me next week?
0:20:48 > 0:20:50I can put you in touch with a specialist
0:20:50 > 0:20:51who can make you feel alive again.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Don't you think that's what Abby would want?
0:20:57 > 0:20:59For you to feel alive?
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Yes?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Good.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15Oh! You cannot seriously intend to eat that?!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17It is a little bit smelly, I'll give you that.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19It smells like socks!
0:21:19 > 0:21:21It has a very sophisticated aroma,
0:21:21 > 0:21:23like a classy French cheese.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Now, the only way to enjoy this
0:21:26 > 0:21:30is with Iceland's signature spirit, Brennivin schnapps.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34But the question still remains, what is it?
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Wild guess? Fermented shark.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Oh!- OK, I admit it,
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Brennivin and shark are on my bucket list, Heston.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46But I did picture it being in one of them ice hotels
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- and not in your dining lounge. - I applaud your eclectic tastes.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Shall we?
0:21:52 > 0:21:53- Here goes.- Down the hatch.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59- Oh!- Whoa!
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Mind officially blown!
0:22:03 > 0:22:06I thought the Bordeaux and the beef were a brilliant combo,
0:22:06 > 0:22:08but this blows them out of the water. Top us up.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- Heston, I don't...- It's just a bit of fun, it's just a bit of fun.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13JJ, please, do not overdo it.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15It's the last one, I promise.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Shall we? OK, one, two...
0:22:19 > 0:22:22All right, it looks like we are taking a taxi home.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Did you hear that, JJ?
0:22:24 > 0:22:28We don't want you weaving on your bike around the road, you might get arrested.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32They won't bother. They're sick of seeing me down the nick.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34HESTON AND JJ LAUGH
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Come on!
0:22:36 > 0:22:40One thing I remember about your place earlier was how clean it was.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Hm! I try. Huh!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45I'm guessing Caleb is a different story?
0:22:45 > 0:22:49Yeah. He throws his stuff all over the place,
0:22:49 > 0:22:51never cleans up after himself.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Not much into personal hygiene either.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Hm! No kidding!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Yeah, I bet he never washed that costume.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00- Never. It stinks.- I noticed.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02My wife's a bit like you, she's always cleaning something.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Although she hates the smell of bleach,
0:23:04 > 0:23:07which is why she...you know, she always buys a lemon-scented one.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Ha! Really? Me, too!
0:23:09 > 0:23:12You can hardly...tell...it's...
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Will you hold your hands out for me?
0:23:17 > 0:23:18W-Why?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Please. Humour me.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Lemon bleach.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36The exact same smell the victim remembers from the attack last night,
0:23:36 > 0:23:38and what I remember from your kitchen earlier.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40You said you were wearing a warrior costume,
0:23:40 > 0:23:42but... Well, you might have done!
0:23:42 > 0:23:45But you could also have been wearing a vampire one the same evening.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47But I-I wasn't.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Well, I'm going to go and search your house soon,
0:23:49 > 0:23:52but before I do, I want to take a quick cheek swab.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- Wait a minute! - You shouldn't have a problem...
0:23:56 > 0:23:57..if you didn't bite her.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04I knew everyone would think it was him, that was the point.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08He deserved it.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12I let him move into my house,
0:24:12 > 0:24:15I-I helped him out when he needed somewhere to live
0:24:15 > 0:24:20and a couple of weeks later, Abby totally blew me off for him!
0:24:22 > 0:24:25He's the dangerous one! He's mental!
0:24:25 > 0:24:27You should lock HIM up!
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Whoa! The Clash?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Is this really yours, Heston?
0:24:34 > 0:24:38- Um...- Yeah, it is. He's a man of varied tastes, just like yourself.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Total respect to you.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43MUSIC: Should I Stay Or Should I Go? by The Clash
0:24:46 > 0:24:48THEY LAUGH
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Good tune!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Wh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57# Darlin', you got to let me know
0:24:58 > 0:25:01# Should I stay or should I go?
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Wahey!
0:25:02 > 0:25:06# If you say that you are mine...#
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Come on, you two, group dance! Come on!
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Let's dance!
0:25:11 > 0:25:15# So you got to let me know
0:25:15 > 0:25:18# Should I stay or should I go? #
0:25:18 > 0:25:20You got some nice moves going there!
0:25:20 > 0:25:23You know, JJ, you should come and see us more often.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25You know what? I'd love to.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Right, well, we don't need this any more.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33And hopefully, one day, you won't either.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35We'll see.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39You're going to come and talk to me some more about that, though, aren't you?
0:25:39 > 0:25:42I still can't believe Lucas would do that to me.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48So, um...
0:25:50 > 0:25:52..I've got a confession to make.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Is it that time of the night already?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55No, it's not that embarrassing, but I, um...
0:25:55 > 0:25:58I've signed up to do a counselling course and it's your fault.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02I'm happy to take the rap for that.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04I...I was thinking it would be nice to, um...
0:26:04 > 0:26:07you know, fit in some talking therapies into my GP work.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10- So, what do you reckon? - Yeah, definitely.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12I'll share best practice, whatever you need.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16Oh, great. OK. So, um...in what kind of scenario do you feel that talking therapies...?
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Whoa-whoa-whoa. Hold on.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21I didn't mean right now. It is a massive topic.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23- Right.- Save it for next time.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24OK. You're calling it a night, then?
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Um...if that's OK with you?
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Huh! Maybe next time we could have dinner.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Oh. Oh, God.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Er...I'm so sorry, Jimmi.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41I...I think I've given you the wrong impression.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44I... When I suggested to go for a drink,
0:26:44 > 0:26:47I just meant we could talk about the Mill.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49I-I didn't mean...
0:26:49 > 0:26:51I get it. It's fine. No problem.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56- OK. - THEY CHUCKLE AWKWARDLY
0:26:56 > 0:26:58- OK.- Huh!
0:26:58 > 0:27:00I should go.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Er...
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Have a good weekend.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17HE SIGHS
0:27:21 > 0:27:23What about that Icelandic bloke, Heston's chef mate?
0:27:23 > 0:27:26What? Luke Armannsson?!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Now, this woman who gave you a rubdown...
0:27:29 > 0:27:32No, no, no, it was a head massage, OK?
0:27:32 > 0:27:34You sure you're not a professional chef?
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Oh! No.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Come on! She's got a passion for this, a proper passion!
0:27:38 > 0:27:42Ah! I respond well to passion.