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0:00:51 > 0:00:55Right, then. One more time with feeling.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58It'll be a good day. Another day, another dollar.

0:00:58 > 0:00:59More than one!

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Thanks to our magic fingers.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Yours, not mine. Hardly.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07You OK? Yeah, fine.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Really? Yeah.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Three men fall out of an aeroplane, which one hits the ground first?

0:01:14 > 0:01:18I don't know. Who cares?! That's my girl!

0:01:37 > 0:01:39SNIFFS Oh...!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Argh!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Ew! What's that? Fox?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45You tell me, David Attenborough!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47The IT woman's booked.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51Fantastic(!) She can't come till two though. Two?!

0:01:51 > 0:01:55Well done(!) I'm doing my best! Bravo(!) Oh, someone's tired!

0:01:55 > 0:01:59If you hadn't gone out there for a fag, you wouldn't have trodden in that.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02All right, so the fox poo's my fault? You treading in it, not mine!

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Oh, it's...

0:02:15 > 0:02:19I really just need to perfect one or two core items for the presentation.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Are you really going to strip down that gearbox now?!

0:02:24 > 0:02:25I thought I might.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29And what about this? We were supposed to be doing this together. You don't need me.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33Of course I do! Why? Because I cannot do it without you.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35This was our initiative.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40And besides, you inspire me.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Seriously?

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Yes, seriously. Ah, but please, JJ...

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Ah-ah!

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Are you really going to leave me to do this?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57I'm off for heavy-duty hand cleaner.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01You love a bloke in a pinny. Ten minutes and I'll tie mine on.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03With clean hands.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Ah, I thought it was a bit too hi-tech for you.

0:03:14 > 0:03:19Well, I've got a couple of bras that are a bit snug after Easter, so I thought why not?

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Oh, not you too, Karen. At least Ruhma won't be hard to beat.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24We should get together and talk about it later.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27I am going to hit my target today, OK?

0:03:27 > 0:03:30So, how many have you done? Er...

0:03:31 > 0:03:33840.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35852.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39Not that it's a competition. Are you sure 10,000 is even possible?

0:03:39 > 0:03:43Can you reach the NHS target? We're on our feet all day.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Yeah, unlike some people.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49Right, house calls. Aim for eight and avoid disappointment.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51MIMICS SARCASTICALLY

0:03:51 > 0:03:55Hey. You know, you can sync your step buddy. Yeah? For inspiration?

0:03:55 > 0:04:00Yeah, well, I'll add you, friendly encouragement... BOTH: No cheating!

0:04:00 > 0:04:05'Karen!' Everybody's monitor's on the blink! He thinks it's just his.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Right, let's go.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13BEEPS

0:04:13 > 0:04:16REPEATED BEEPING

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Karen!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Enough is enough!

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Is enough!

0:04:36 > 0:04:40A calm mind is the best weapon against life's challenges.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Uh-huh.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46PING Ah!

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Are they too dark? Do you think I have overdone them?

0:04:56 > 0:04:58No, no. They look spot on.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01PING What's the second timer for?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04It is just a backup, in case the first one did not go off.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Hey, where are we standing on GM, non-GM?

0:05:09 > 0:05:11What?

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Not all your supply can be organic.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Organic?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17I had not even thought about that.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22I know nothing about food provenance.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Or purchasing on a large scale.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28What was I thinking?! Come on. You know this stuff.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Catering supplies are no different from IT supplies.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Ingredients are no different from stationery.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Come on, you can do this, standing on your head.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41Only a fool would think that I am capable of making

0:05:41 > 0:05:43a difference in hospital food.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Then I'm a fool cos I believe you can.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50What about that Icelandic bloke? Heston's chef mate.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53What? Luke Armannsson? Yeah.

0:05:53 > 0:05:59How about we get his input? Get him on board and maybe he'd help.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02What? Help a woman who has already

0:06:02 > 0:06:04bitten off more than she can chew?

0:06:06 > 0:06:08PING

0:06:08 > 0:06:13It is my vegan-friendly savoury flapjacks.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16You get them out of the oven. I've got a phone call to make.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25KNOCK AT DOOR Yes?

0:06:25 > 0:06:29Dirty mugs? No. I never let any mugs fester in here.

0:06:29 > 0:06:34Are all the monitors on the blink? Yeah, but I'm on it, so, um, what did you make of JJ?

0:06:34 > 0:06:38Is someone coming to fix them? Yeah. What did you find out about him?

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Um, nothing. Come on!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44No, seriously, I didn't think I was going to like him, but I was wrong.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47You're the one who called him "just a porter".

0:06:47 > 0:06:49You've got to ask yourself, is this what Mrs Tembe wants?

0:06:49 > 0:06:54Is this what she needs? Who are we to judge? Her friends!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57From what I saw at dinner, JJ makes her very happy.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00A man is neither his job nor his associates.

0:07:00 > 0:07:05Those aren't real steps, they're not going to count. Yes, they count.

0:07:05 > 0:07:10How did she do that?! She's on house calls, not a cross-country run!

0:07:14 > 0:07:19Hollins, that monitor has literally given me a headache.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20You had a headache anyway.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24This is now a health and safety matter. I need some fresh air, so I'm going to go for a walk.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28I mean a proper walk, not this ridiculous step thing you're doing.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Told you. Who's going to talk to the IT lady when she comes?

0:07:31 > 0:07:36Just see the IT lady down in front of that monitor and she'll see why I've gone. You can't just go.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Just watch me. Oh! Al! If you're going anyway, would you take...?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41I'm not wearing your stupid wristband! Al!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Al!

0:07:50 > 0:07:53This could be your lucky day! I don't think it is.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Men suffer more unnecessary headaches in 2017 than in any

0:07:56 > 0:07:59other time in history. Have you got evidence to back that up?

0:07:59 > 0:08:02A relaxing, soothing head massage sound good?

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Ancient Ayurveda balances the mind, body and spirit.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Might be ancient, but I've never heard of it.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Would allowing yourself an hour to relax and unwind,

0:08:09 > 0:08:1360 minutes to be expertly soothed, be such a bad thing?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Yes, I think it would. Are you kidding me?! What are you?

0:08:16 > 0:08:20Deficient?! Well, that's an interesting sales technique.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24What have you got to lose? An hour of my life? 20 of my quid?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26You'll feel like you're in heaven.

0:08:35 > 0:08:39You don't ask, you don't get, right? I asked Esther, Esther asked Luke.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43Ah! The woman who wants to bolster the sick and the man who believes

0:08:43 > 0:08:47she can do it. Interesting. Mr Armannsson...

0:08:47 > 0:08:50In the corner, please. Kitchens can be dangerous places.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55My assistant printed out your proposal. I read it.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58It was not entirely a waste of trees.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Mr Armannsson, we should not be disturbing you.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Do you believe what you wrote?

0:09:03 > 0:09:07Yes. Do you want others to believe it too?

0:09:07 > 0:09:12Yes. Food can aid or inhibit recovery.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15I believe so, yes. Now, she needs to believe in herself more.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21Gentle flavours, familiar foods, memories on a plate.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23These are the things that will entice people to eat,

0:09:23 > 0:09:24to make themselves better.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Sights and smells... Like bacon frying.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33I have to oversee the cherry wood smoker.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35While I am gone, think deeply.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Consider, for example, is bacon for example the best smell for

0:09:38 > 0:09:43vegetarians, vegans, followers of Islam or Judaism?

0:09:43 > 0:09:46I have... I have made some vegan flapjacks.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48I never eat before one.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Veronica, bring some tea.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54If I can return to talk, it will be in 15 minutes. I'll do my best.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56You're our man, son.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00I beg your pardon? Armannsson. Our man, son.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01It's a joke.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04Sorry.

0:10:06 > 0:10:0715 minutes.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Sorry.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Mm.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16That's good.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18So you're glad you came?

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Yeah.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25Do I know you from somewhere? I've got one of those faces.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Probably.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31I see a lot of faces in my line of work.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Yeah, me too.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Are we done?

0:10:38 > 0:10:41No, not yet.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Excellent. What is it you do?

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Oh, I'm a GP.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Really? Mm.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49For my sins.

0:10:49 > 0:10:53General health, mental health,

0:10:53 > 0:10:55anatomy? Mm. All of them.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Is it all right? Mm.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Mm.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15You get that it's vegan, right?

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Mm.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Meat...and dairy free.

0:11:22 > 0:11:27This food is so simple, but there's an honesty that I can taste.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30In my mouth is the flavour of crops, well grown,

0:11:30 > 0:11:34care in preparation, and deep nourishment.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37You are getting all of that from my savoury tray bake?

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Are you sure you're not a professional chef?

0:11:40 > 0:11:45Oh, no. No, I can only claim to be an amateur with an interest.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Oh, come on. She's got a passion for this. A proper passion.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Ah, I respond well to passion.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Of course, the oats you use are organic?

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Yes.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Yes, well, it is going to be

0:12:01 > 0:12:04our priority to source organic ingredients.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15Mm.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Honestly, some people prostitute their mobility.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34It's not what it looks like.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37What does it look like? Two dysfunctional robots. It does not!

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Are you competing? No!

0:12:39 > 0:12:42No! We're not! They are. We are encouraging each other.

0:12:42 > 0:12:47Next thing you know, they will be paying people to do their steps. Don't talk daft.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51Ooh, you've broken 4,000. Ooh! You're nearly there.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Can I play? Oh! You can join in once you're better.

0:12:56 > 0:13:00You'll see. Not competing. How about a penny a step?

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Even at a penny a step, 1,760 yards in a mile,

0:13:03 > 0:13:05three strides in a yard, that makes it...

0:13:05 > 0:13:06A lot of money.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Kerching!

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Advocates believe oil of orange has many benefits.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16It's big on the antis.

0:13:16 > 0:13:21Anti-inflammatory, antispasmodic, antidepressant, antiseptic.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25And I get to spend the rest of the day smelling like marmalade.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29So, did you train? Self-taught.

0:13:29 > 0:13:33Right. I used to work in the entertainment industry before this.

0:13:33 > 0:13:38Oh, cool. Would I have ever seen you entertain?

0:13:38 > 0:13:40I only had small audiences.

0:13:40 > 0:13:44You should drink cinnamon tea. It'll help with the headaches.

0:13:44 > 0:13:48Cinnamon tea. Right. I'll give that a go.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52Stay and my staff will bring you some pieces from today's menu.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Think about what refinement you can make. What do you want?

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Eat! And think!

0:13:57 > 0:13:59I do not want you to fall at this fence.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02Not if I'm to get involved. Veronica, sauce.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Bit of a prima donna.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Oh, no.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10No, no, no, no.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13He is an artist. Mm! N-n-n-n!

0:14:13 > 0:14:15No! No-no-no-no! Do it again! Again!

0:14:15 > 0:14:19Salt, leek, onion, chorizo.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Cinnamon tea for headaches, yeah? That's the one.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26Right. And where would I find that? In a health food shop?

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Yeah, any health food shop will have it. OK.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31?20.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35Um, would it be awfully ill-mannered of me if I offer you a tip?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Thanks. See you again soon. Yeah.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41I knew it would do you good. Thank you. No, thank YOU.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54I love that one. Lovely.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Oh, thank you.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07Oh!

0:15:09 > 0:15:11What was it?

0:15:11 > 0:15:13I do not know.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16But it tasted like it had been scraped off the hoof of a camel.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18You're not going to try another piece then?

0:15:18 > 0:15:23Not as long as I live. The Lutefisk is an acquired taste.

0:15:23 > 0:15:28My version is made from especially sourced saltfish. Oh.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30I would appreciate your input.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Well, it was not my favourite.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Because?

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Well, I think you should look at

0:15:39 > 0:15:41your saltfish supplier. Why?

0:15:41 > 0:15:44I import it from Scandinavia.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Well, that is not always a guarantee of quality.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49What do you know about buying saltfish?

0:15:49 > 0:15:52It's just that a lot of my friends,

0:15:52 > 0:15:55they buy their saltfish from the Birmingham market.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Oh, really? Do they?

0:15:59 > 0:16:02When you are finished, one of my assistants will show you out.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05But we have not talked about... Come on, people! Let's go!

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Chef Veronica!

0:16:21 > 0:16:24THEY CHUCKLE

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Oh, I got these for you. You said you liked them.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Last chance, I thought, why not?

0:16:32 > 0:16:36Oh, thanks! I needed cheering up!

0:16:36 > 0:16:38I know. What happened?

0:16:38 > 0:16:42That big bloke. Mr Miserable? I kind of liked him.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45He said he couldn't quite place my face.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Even if he did, he wasn't going to admit it, was he?

0:16:50 > 0:16:52SHE SIGHS

0:17:02 > 0:17:05PHONE VIBRATES Hello.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Yeah, that's me.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14Hang on. What do you mean "unusual activity"?

0:17:14 > 0:17:15I haven't used my card today.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22What? Days of Gold?! What the hell's that?!

0:17:22 > 0:17:24No, that wasn't me.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26I'm absolutely sure.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Idiot!

0:17:56 > 0:17:58I liked Letherbridge.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00What a great place for sucking data.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03There's more cash here than I used to clock up in a year.

0:18:03 > 0:18:08That bloke before... Let's not... Maybe he was miserable for a reason.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11So? Don't you think...? I don't know.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15When will you feel like you've got even? Never.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18I'm just closer to being rich than even.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Why would you even feel sorry for that saddo?

0:18:24 > 0:18:26You never danced the poles, Pramada.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28You never had them looking at you.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Looking at your body.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Never seeing your face.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35They get what they deserve.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40So, let me get this straight.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45You paid 20 quid for a massage?

0:18:45 > 0:18:49It was a head massage and I paid cash.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51'Course you did.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Can you describe her to me? Yeah, which one?

0:18:54 > 0:18:58The one who got me on the street or the girl who did the procedure?

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Well, both of them.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03Um, it's difficult to say.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06They were... They were attractive. They were attractive.

0:19:06 > 0:19:11Well, that's good, but I sort of meant height, weight, age, and ethnicity. Of course. Yeah.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15Average height, average weight, um, I'd say one was early 20s,

0:19:15 > 0:19:18the other mid 20s.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21OK. White?

0:19:21 > 0:19:22Asian.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26Kind of Indian. Petite. Straight.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Thing is, I can probably afford to lose a couple of hundred quid,

0:19:29 > 0:19:32but there'll be people out there who can't.

0:19:32 > 0:19:37I'm a victim. I want to do my civil duty. You are the victim, yes.

0:19:37 > 0:19:42It's fraud and it's theft. You will get a crime number.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45I had a headache. So you said.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47What have I done?

0:19:47 > 0:19:50I don't know, Al. What did you do? Nothing.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53KNOCK AT DOOR Sarge?

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Yeah. Won't be a minute. Excuse me.

0:19:56 > 0:19:57Do you want a cup of tea?

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Yeah, OK. I'll sort that. And I'll go and do a bit of digging.

0:20:00 > 0:20:05I won't be long. You don't mind waiting, do you? Nope. Civic duty and all that.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16I did not mean to offend him.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19If he was offended, that's his problem.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23Why did I say it? Because you're true to yourself.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Standing up for salt cod, standing up for the markets.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29You march on, girl.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31I love it that you were true to yourself.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35I hope he did take offence anyway.

0:20:38 > 0:20:39Why?

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Because he was taking too much of a fancy to you.

0:20:42 > 0:20:46What? Chef Armannsson? A fancy...?

0:20:48 > 0:20:49Don't be so silly.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Anyway, he's not the only Michelin star chef within

0:20:52 > 0:20:55a spit of Letherbridge. There are five in Birmingham.

0:20:55 > 0:20:59I got you in front of Armannsson, I can get you in front of any of them.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04Who needs a man with a star

0:21:04 > 0:21:05when I have you?

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Has no-one brought you a cup of tea? No.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Can't get the staff.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Is this the woman you paid for a massage?

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Yes.

0:21:23 > 0:21:28Yes, that's her. It was a head massage, it wasn't sordid.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Rob, I'd really appreciate it if you could resist the urge to tell

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Karen about this.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Of course.

0:21:35 > 0:21:39Now, this woman and her accomplice have been systematically

0:21:39 > 0:21:42harvesting data and counterfeiting cards.

0:21:42 > 0:21:46Strangely enough, all the victims have been men.

0:21:46 > 0:21:50Well, their charms probably work better on men. I'm sure they do.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Now, this woman who gave you a rub down... No, no, no.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56It was a head massage, OK? I've been suffering from headaches,

0:21:56 > 0:21:59not helped by dodgy monitors at work. You want to talk to Karen about something,

0:21:59 > 0:22:05talk to her about the monitors. Is it not possible that you and her met before today?

0:22:05 > 0:22:08I did recognise this one. Could she be a patient?

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Definitely not a patient.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13She did say something about having worked in the entertainment

0:22:13 > 0:22:15industry, whatever that means.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17HE CHUCKLES No.

0:22:17 > 0:22:22The one thing we do know about her is that she used to work in strip clubs.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27Could you not have... met her in one of those?

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Strip clubs? I am not judging you, Al.

0:22:30 > 0:22:35But could you not have paid her for a dance and then she targeted you?

0:22:35 > 0:22:36I don't remember.

0:22:36 > 0:22:41Anyway, er, let's get you a crime number and it was really good

0:22:41 > 0:22:42that you came in today.

0:22:47 > 0:22:51'Not all men are perverts.' 'I don't care. I enjoy punishing them.'

0:22:51 > 0:22:53'I wouldn't mind so much

0:22:53 > 0:22:55'if I thought getting even made you happy.'

0:22:55 > 0:22:59'Sometimes it does. That miserable lump today.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01'He was one of my punters.

0:23:01 > 0:23:06'Couldn't quite place my face.

0:23:06 > 0:23:10'Every now and then, life offers you a little payback.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12'And I take it.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14'With my clothes on.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16'And it feels good.'

0:23:16 > 0:23:19KEYBOARD CLACKS

0:23:19 > 0:23:23Fancy thinking that Al would wear her step buddy for her.

0:23:23 > 0:23:24What's funny?

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Nothing. Nothing.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30So, ladies, which of you two are going to be crowned Queen of

0:23:30 > 0:23:31the Strides?

0:23:31 > 0:23:36Ooh! Oh, hello. 8,997.

0:23:36 > 0:23:3998, 99, 9,000!

0:23:39 > 0:23:44Sneaky, but it's not going to work because I am 10,034. Yes!

0:23:44 > 0:23:48You see, because, Karen, it is walking, walking,

0:23:48 > 0:23:49not stepping on the spot.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51I went up the high street. Good for you.

0:23:52 > 0:23:56And you had a home visit with Carol Milton today? Yeah, I did.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Pre-eclampsia? Yeah. She's doing really well.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Mm. Stop for a cup of tea, did you? Yeah, how do you know that?

0:24:02 > 0:24:04I saw her sister, Donna.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06She was chasing Oscar around Selly Heath Park.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08When you were having your tea.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Yeah, he's quite a handful, isn't he? Mm.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12It's kind of Donna to volunteer.

0:24:12 > 0:24:16How many steps do you think Oscar did there and back?

0:24:16 > 0:24:18I don't know. How...would I know that?

0:24:18 > 0:24:21Because Oscar was wearing your step buddy.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23You great big cheater!

0:24:23 > 0:24:26You tried to cheat with Al. Yeah, but I didn't. Only because he..

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Cos you can't keep these filthy secrets like that! Oh, no!

0:24:29 > 0:24:34Not round here! Well, Al wouldn't do it. That is out of order.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36He couldn't keep his big mouth shut, could he?

0:24:38 > 0:24:40What's he on about?

0:24:57 > 0:24:58Hey!

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Mm! You smell good enough to eat.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Like spice and oranges! PHONE RINGS

0:25:06 > 0:25:10Ignore it. You know that I am not made that way.

0:25:10 > 0:25:11I do.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15I do not recognise the number.

0:25:17 > 0:25:21Hello. This is the telephone of Mrs Winifred Tembe.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23How may I direct your call?

0:25:23 > 0:25:25May I speak with her?

0:25:25 > 0:25:26(It's the prima donna.)

0:25:29 > 0:25:32Hello.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34'You made me think. I have been thinking'

0:25:34 > 0:25:35all day.

0:25:35 > 0:25:39When we acknowledge that we cannot produce perfection and that

0:25:39 > 0:25:41perfection in any case is just an idea,

0:25:41 > 0:25:45what is the real reason to strive towards excellence?

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Well, to make people happy.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51I went to the Birmingham market.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54I really did not mean to offend you.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56'Well, you did.'

0:25:56 > 0:25:58But then, I thought I should stop acting like

0:25:58 > 0:26:01a famous chef and start acting like a chef.

0:26:01 > 0:26:06You're right. The Birmingham saltfish is superior.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09You reminded me that I do not know everything.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13That truly honourable people are rare and should be listened to.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Well, that is very kind of you.

0:26:15 > 0:26:19I will help you find the right supply chain for your venture.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22'I will also look at investing for a small profit, of course.'

0:26:22 > 0:26:27That... That is wonderful news. I am so pleased.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32Want to feel pleased every day?

0:26:32 > 0:26:34I'm sorry?

0:26:34 > 0:26:36'Be on my team.'

0:26:36 > 0:26:40Work with me and I believe we can do anything.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43(What?)

0:26:47 > 0:26:49How's Sid getting on? Fine.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52He's decided to go out with the paramedics today, which sort

0:26:52 > 0:26:55of makes more sense, if you want to see emergency medicine up close.

0:26:55 > 0:26:59I think it's really great the way you keep picking yourself up. Oh!

0:26:59 > 0:27:02If we were texting right now, I would send you a great big heart.

0:27:02 > 0:27:03Are you OK? I'm OK.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Argh. Oi!

0:27:07 > 0:27:09I am thinking about having a baby.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44Three reasons we love Eurovision - the costumes.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46Ah, yes! Who could forget the milkmaids?

0:27:46 > 0:27:49The passion. We are unstoppable.