0:00:29 > 0:00:31Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you listening to? Let me listen.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34No-one's hearing it until the video premieres at Karen's Christmas do.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- OK?- When did we agree to that?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38It's your Christmas movie miracle, mate!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Hey, erm, I have got to be filmed first or I can't do it.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42No, no, no, no. I bagsied first up.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- Yeah, well, I have swapped a shift at St Phil's.- Well, but I...
0:00:44 > 0:00:46No buts, Al. Let's do it.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Is Heston still doing it with you?
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Yeah, yeah. He's on his way. Come on. Let's go.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Right, it's just next door, follow me.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55- Where's your Christmas jumper, Al? - Well, we did Christmas jumpers last year. You cannot be serious.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Of course I'm serious! Al, it was in the e-mail!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59What e-mail?
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Yo, Bazza. Thanks for covering.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Are you wearing that for a bet?
0:01:07 > 0:01:08No.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Seriously?
0:01:11 > 0:01:14What's this, then? A card?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16What? From a bird?
0:01:16 > 0:01:20The 1970s called, they want their misogyny back.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Eh? The '70s? When was that, then? When you last had some?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26I mean, apart from that mad bird who works at the quacks.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32You're an offensively ignorant person, aren't you, Grayson?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35It's one of the reasons I went to HR
0:01:35 > 0:01:37and had the original holiday work schedule reinstated.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- You what?!- You heard.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Eh? You're not covering me Christmas Day? Why not?
0:01:42 > 0:01:46Erm... You're a mouthy ignoramus.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47It's bantz!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50I have potential Christmas plans.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Potential? What?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54A tin of beans in your pants in front of the telly?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56I'm meeting my girlfriend today, as it happens.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59At The Icon.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Christmas dinner at Haseldine Hall. Shak, she will love you for that.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10I'll find out what her rota is and I'll call you back.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Oh, if it's not here it must be in that box at The Campus.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Erm...what is it that you are looking for?
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- Mistletoe. We need it for the video. - Hm.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Ooh, Jimmi, I was wondering
0:02:20 > 0:02:24if you'd had a chance to reconsider your costuming plans?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Specifically antlers?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Er, not now, Valerie, OK?
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Everyone knows what they're wearing and I am desperate for a coffee.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Right.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34No chance you could give antlers a little ponder?
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Because obviously if your final decision was going to be going with the pixie hat, then I...
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- Valerie, have you seen my Christmas jumper yet?- Ooooh, no! Love to!
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Yeah, come on.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Dr Clay.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Mrs Tembe.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49So, er, have you got our stars on film?
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Ah, yeah, I've made a start. Emma's up next.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Excellent.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58I have three words for you, in relation to costuming.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Botswana national dress.- No.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Oh, right. You know, I have found an umbrella with the most
0:03:05 > 0:03:07magnificent African print.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09No.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Well, is that no to both of them, or...?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Right, OK. That's fine.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Oh! All right, Jim?
0:03:19 > 0:03:23So, Karen, tell me, Birmingham Christmas market - any good?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Blimey, it's been 15 years since we first took Jack and Immie.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Suitable for-for Joe?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Oh, absolutely. No, he'll love it. Are you are coming to this thing tonight?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Er, yeah. Can't wait.- Oh.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- OK.- Ruhma, can you phone me back? It's really important.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Heston, what's your opinion on the Christmas market?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Erm... Worth a visit. Five million go every year.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- Always wise to get a second opinion from a doctor.- Hm.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47What's going on with you?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Erm, Shak's got a friend at Haseldine Hall.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51There's been a cancellation, which is great,
0:03:51 > 0:03:53but we have to confirm and I can't get Ruhma on the phone.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Well, you shouldn't be pestering her while she's delivering babies.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59What's it got to do with you, anyway?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Absolutely nothing. I couldn't care less!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Miss Cornwallis?
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Hello.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17It's Barry Biglow. I did your genealogy workshop at the library.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Are you all right?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Oh, yes! Barry Biglow.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Yes!- I'm surprised you remember.
0:04:24 > 0:04:29I always remember impeccable manners, Barry - so rare.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Er...do you need some help?
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Oh, my contact lens delivery's fallen foul of the Christmas post.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39These glasses are practically useless.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42There is a dentist over there?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Yeah. Red door. Brass plaque.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48Ah, thank you. Hateful, hateful place,
0:04:48 > 0:04:51but thank you very much indeed.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Oh, and merry Christmas!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- Oh!- Oh!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58That was close.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Oh, dear! Oh, dear.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Oh.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Hateful specs!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Hateful dentists.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09How about I walk you across and get you all signed in?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Would you?
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Course.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Impeccable.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18I would offer to wait with you, but...
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Oh, no, I would not dream of it.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23..I've, er... I've an arrangement later.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Yes, and very soon, I'm sure I'll stop feeling nauseous.
0:05:26 > 0:05:31And if they'll just call me a proper black cab to take me home,
0:05:31 > 0:05:35the driver might actually know where he's going.
0:05:38 > 0:05:44This morning, erm, man in a suit, he asked me many questions.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46What did you say?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49That I need toilet.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53That's good. That's very good.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57This man, he's, erm, he's a busybody.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Erm, it means his head is work, work, work, work.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Have your friends been?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06They-they know you here.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07OK.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Besa, we know, erm, that baby is breech but there, there is
0:06:13 > 0:06:15also one other problem.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Many problems.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19This is important.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Because-because of the, erm, FGM... The, er, sorry, female...
0:06:23 > 0:06:25I know.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Er...the baby might find it difficult to come out,
0:06:29 > 0:06:31to be delivered.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33You will know what to do?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35You stay with me?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Yes, but I have also got other mums to look after,
0:06:38 > 0:06:41but I-I won't be far. OK?
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Er, what if, er, man come back?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Don't be frightened. Don't be scared.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52If I not scared, I crazy.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Camilla, er, I might get held up a bit by a short-sighted
0:06:59 > 0:07:02genealogist with severe dental anxiety.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04I'll explain when I see you. Bye.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Oh, I, er, changed the rota back at work,
0:07:07 > 0:07:09so, er, fingers crossed.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Oh!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19All done?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Oh, that was awful.
0:07:24 > 0:07:29Oh, poking around with her poking stick, jets of water that
0:07:29 > 0:07:31would quell a riot.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35I think I've just got to sit down.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38I'll, er, I'll find you that taxi, and...
0:07:38 > 0:07:40SHE SOBS
0:07:40 > 0:07:42I could...
0:07:44 > 0:07:47I've got to have an extraction before Christmas.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49How can that be?
0:07:49 > 0:07:52I've always looked after my teeth.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57I'm feeling so wobbly.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Would it be possible for you to take me home?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Erm...where's home?
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Richmond Avenue. I-I know it's a lot to ask.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14I'm so embarrassed.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Well, it's-it's probably that big hack, isn't it?
0:08:17 > 0:08:20I mean, who hasn't lost a bit of data since May?
0:08:20 > 0:08:24It's probably, I don't know, fell off the system somewhere and been re-logged somewhere odd.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27SCREAMING
0:08:27 > 0:08:30I'd better go. Sorry.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Hey, er, I'll take over from here. - OK.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Do you mind just checking on Mrs Benson for me?
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Of course.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41You OK?
0:08:41 > 0:08:42He knows.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45What? No, no.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48I-I think he's just guessing.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50That was a big contraction, Besa.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53You need to focus, concentrate on this baby, OK?
0:08:53 > 0:08:54I didn't.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56What?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Have contraction.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01SIGHS
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Oh, hello, are you the fairy from the top of the tree?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Go on, then.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Bit early for me.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Er, it's Valerie, isn't it?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13I hear there's a bit of a works do on the offing at The Icon today.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Space for a not-so-small one?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Well, if it was up to me, but...
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Isn't it?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20No. It's staff members only. Not even plus ones.
0:09:20 > 0:09:25Saw your ex-plus one earlier. Baz, Bazzer, The Big B Biglow.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Oh.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29All right, was he?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Er, if having a fantasy girlfriend and sending himself Christmas cards
0:09:32 > 0:09:34is all right then, yeah, he's marvellous.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Talk about a freak.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- Anyway...- Yeah, he's meeting his girlfriend at that Icon place today.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Hilarious. Who wouldn't want a ticket to that?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Biglow waiting round for some bird that don't exist.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46He had a real squeeze once, though, didn't he?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Even if it was only you.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Well, if you'll excuse me.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Yeah!
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Oh. Oh, dear. Ah. You know you can get medication for that?
0:09:56 > 0:09:57For what?
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Your bad breath.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Barry's was always minty fresh.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Right, so how can I tell if Ruhma's read the messages on my application?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Oh! App! It's an app, Heston!- Yeah. Yeah.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16Look, she's been online, so... She is working.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18So, she has read them?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Yeah, she probably just flicked through.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Anyway, what is so important?
0:10:22 > 0:10:23What's the matter with you?
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Oh, nothing. I'm just trying to work out if I can face going to The Icon later.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28You should go.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30What is so important?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Shak wants to surprise his mother with a Christmas dinner at Haseldine Hall.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Oh, that's nice.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38She's picked a fine time to go off the grid if I don't know when her shift is!
0:10:38 > 0:10:39KNOCKING
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Heston! Er, Jimmi wants you back.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- I've already done it.- No, he said something about Father Christmas.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47I thought Al was doing that?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Oh! I don't believe it!
0:10:53 > 0:10:54RINGING
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Who's this?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Ah, right, Daddy.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Let's see what he has to say for himself.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Daniel, the lights are behaving so erratically,
0:11:01 > 0:11:03and Joe is literally terrified of them.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05What are you going to do about it and what do you want?
0:11:05 > 0:11:08I told you I'd check them when I got home.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Anyway, look, I'm calling you to make you happy.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13What? By telling me how to stop the lights tripping the whole circuit?
0:11:13 > 0:11:16By taking the wee man off your hands later.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19No, no, no, no, no. You are trying to get out of the works do!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21That's unfair.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24No, I need Joe to come shopping with me for your Christmas present.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Have you got my list?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Course. Yes, of course I have, yes.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30And later, we're going to go to the German market
0:11:30 > 0:11:32because everybody here says it's fantastic.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Don't go near the lights, darling!
0:11:34 > 0:11:37OK, I tell you what we're going to do. We're going to buy new ones.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39I am not spending more money on this.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41I am going to fix the ones that we've got.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45OK, I'll drop Joe over later so you can take him shopping.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48I don't object to all consumerism.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Ah!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Cooee!
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- Daphne, how was the dentist?- Oh!
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Oh! Daniel's handiwork.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01They have already taken out the washing machine and the TV.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Oh, I have to have that tooth out.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05BUZZING Oh, no.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Mummy!
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Oh! Where is a handyman when you need one?
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Or a knight in shining armour?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Extinct!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Look, Mummy is going to fix the lights
0:12:17 > 0:12:20but not before we walk Miss Cornwallis to her door.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24No need. I found a knight in shining armour,
0:12:24 > 0:12:27on Letherbridge High Street.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28I don't believe it!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Mm. Zara, dear, trust me.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Biglow!
0:12:35 > 0:12:40So, that's what an episiotomy is, to help stop tearing.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44And I can-I can do this, but not by myself.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47I need somebody to supervise, to watch.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51So, I will need to talk to somebody else.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54No. You do.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58They find me, they send back.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01I can't do alone.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05If they find out, then, for me, it's a lot of trouble.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09They take baby and me. Both.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Please. Please.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14OK.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Help me now? Please.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26You need some Christmas help, don't you, Joe?
0:13:26 > 0:13:27- Yes.- Yes.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Old school?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33State-of-the-art!
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Problem with the connections?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Daniel plugged them in.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Are all your transformers indoors?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Oh, you think you can fix this, don't you?
0:13:44 > 0:13:47But this little chap's had quite a tough time.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51Oh, I did hear about, erm...that business.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54They messed with the wrong one when they messed with her.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Yes, well, thanks, Biglow. Bye, now. Joe and I can manage.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Camilla will be waiting.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Camilla?!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Zara!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Please, Biglow?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Oh, did you get my supplementary shot list?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09What did you think about my idea for the, erm...
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Sid, not now. Everyone's Tarantino all of a sudden.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Sorry, I'm sure you've done a good job.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Erm, so, have you got everyone?
0:14:16 > 0:14:18- Huh.- What was that?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Not everyone.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23You've forgotten to do yourself, haven't you?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25All right, we'll go back round,
0:14:25 > 0:14:27film you and then we'll hit the edit.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29You think it's that easy, do you?!
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Eh, come on, guys. No, don't give it away.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34It's the big reveal.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35This is too stressful.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37It'll take five minutes, I promise.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39I would rather be seeing patients.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Think about the charity.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46She is beautiful, yes?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48She is very beautiful.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Everything OK?
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Yeah, yeah. I just, erm... I need to finish off.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Hey. Do you want to hold baby for a little while?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00I'm just going to deliver the placenta.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02It's fine.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04I've got her.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06That's it.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13You OK?
0:15:16 > 0:15:20There are not many men like you, Barry.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24I hope your Camilla really appreciates what she's got.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Camilla? Is she posh?
0:15:28 > 0:15:30- No. - RINGING
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Oh. Talk of the devil.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Hello?
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Did you get my messages?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Trust you, Barry! You're such a pushover!
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Well...
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Anyway, listen, as it happens, postponing is fine.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45I bumped into Tina and Shabeena at Grand Central
0:15:45 > 0:15:48and they're desperate to take me for a veggie hot dog.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51I said I didn't need to check but they said check anyway,
0:15:51 > 0:15:53so I'm checking. I'll see you later.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Camilla...
0:15:54 > 0:15:57DIAL TONE
0:15:59 > 0:16:01It's just her way.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10RINGING
0:16:15 > 0:16:16RINGING
0:16:16 > 0:16:21It'll go to message. Right. Shall we?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Come on, then, everybody -
0:16:23 > 0:16:25five...
0:16:25 > 0:16:26four...
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Three.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29..two, one...
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Blast off!
0:16:31 > 0:16:34High five!
0:16:35 > 0:16:41Barry. Good news is I've spoken to Mum, bad news is no Chrimbo update. She's still waiting on a cousin.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43I've said you'll be fine with last minute,
0:16:43 > 0:16:46and if push comes to shove there's the sofa in the back room.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50You'll be all right with that, won't you? I know you will. Bye.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Oh, Barry, that just won't do.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Oh, I'm fine with last minute.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Really?
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Are you? At Christmas?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Ah, she's got her good points.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Name three.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11Barry, if you don't value yourself, why should she?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17I've got you some painkillers.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21But I think you're going to have to phone your friends
0:17:21 > 0:17:23to come and get you, OK?
0:17:23 > 0:17:26I don't understand.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28The man-the man in the blue suit,
0:17:28 > 0:17:30I think he's on to us.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33I think I... I think we need to go, OK?
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Wi-Fi code. Oh, I can't wait to see Jimmi's...
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Ah, you're here. Where's Daniel?
0:17:43 > 0:17:44He's taken Joe Christmas shopping.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Oh, great!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Emma's stuck at the station,
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Mrs Tembe's booked a conference call and Al's got a date with a pork pie.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54And this is my fault because?
0:17:54 > 0:17:58I ain't at your do! I know I'm not invited.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02Barry, Barry, you should join us. You're one of the gang.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04You can watch our video.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Oh, er, what video?
0:18:06 > 0:18:07It's our Christmas video.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- We're just waiting for Jimmi to do the edit.- Oh.
0:18:10 > 0:18:15That's a filming term, "the edit." I'm so excited.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18You rest, you keep the stitches clean,
0:18:18 > 0:18:21and there might be some bleeding but that's OK.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- And, erm, your-your, er, friend, Man...- Manjola.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Manjola. She's good with babies, OK? Oh!
0:18:28 > 0:18:31What?
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Just...
0:18:33 > 0:18:34What now?
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Erm... Your friends, where are we meeting them?
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Erm, car park.- Car park, OK...
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Right.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Still no Jimmi?
0:18:47 > 0:18:51No. Oh, do you know, I can't wait to see Rob.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Talk about hot sax.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Excuse me?!
0:18:55 > 0:18:57He's got a saxophone.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Oh. Great.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Barry!
0:19:02 > 0:19:04That's a horrible jumper. Horrible!
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Oh, thank God! Barry's girlfriend's real.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09And what was that daft text about?
0:19:09 > 0:19:12You can't cancel our Christmas plans.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Erm... I'm, erm, meeting some...
0:19:13 > 0:19:17La-la-la, not listening! Don't say new plans. What new plans?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19We have plans.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22And my plan right now is to have a drink.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26So, I'm off Prosecco at the moment, it gives me a bit of heartburn.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28I'll have a large, medium white.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Chop chop, Barry.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37They're here. They're here.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38- They're here?- Yeah.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41OK. OK. All right, all right.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46OK.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49That's it, Biglow, be a good boy.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Shut it, Grayson.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54Banter! You get me? Try and be one of the lads, mate!
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Be a bit more like me.
0:19:55 > 0:20:00You? You're gate-crashing a medical centre's Christmas do.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Very sad!
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Camilla, about my text message...
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Oh, let's not, Barry.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34I'm sorry, but you shouldn't have come. I'm meeting somebody else.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Don't be silly.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39My mum's doubled up her vouchers and got a case of Liebfraumilch.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42I don't want to spend Christmas with you and your family, Camilla.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Yes, you do.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46And I don't think you really want to spend Christmas with me.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Course I do.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Why? What do you like about me, Camilla, really?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55I like it when you keep your security hat on.
0:20:58 > 0:21:03Camilla...I won't be your plaything any more.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Good man!
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Who are you?
0:21:07 > 0:21:11Daphne Cornwallis, a jolly good friend of Barry's.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Daphne and I have made plans for Christmas.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Your lenses arrived, then?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Eeeoow! Are you going to be her plaything now?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25I'm really sorry if you think I let you down,
0:21:25 > 0:21:27but I want a Christmas that's more than a last minute offer
0:21:27 > 0:21:30of a night on a sofa.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33I want to make my own decisions and spend time with my new friend.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36It's over, Camilla.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Bravo, Barry Biglow. Right, that's it.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42I'm going to have to miss the premiere, I'm afraid.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Ah, Zara, come on.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Jimmi will be here soon and then we're going to go live.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48I'll see it online. I'll see you all on Monday.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53Oh, no. No! Have I missed it? Where is Dr Clay?
0:21:53 > 0:21:55- Sorry, sorry!- Here he is!
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- Hi!- Merry Christmas, everyone!
0:22:01 > 0:22:05# Silent Night
0:22:05 > 0:22:09# Holy Night
0:22:09 > 0:22:13# All is calm
0:22:13 > 0:22:17# All is bright
0:22:17 > 0:22:21# Round yon virgin
0:22:21 > 0:22:25# Mother and child
0:22:25 > 0:22:28# Holy infant
0:22:28 > 0:22:32# So tender and mild
0:22:32 > 0:22:41# Sleep in heavenly peace
0:22:41 > 0:22:49# Sleep in heavenly peace
0:22:49 > 0:22:53# Ah ah ah ah
0:22:53 > 0:22:57# Silent Night
0:22:57 > 0:23:00# Holy Night
0:23:00 > 0:23:08# Shepherds pray at the sight
0:23:08 > 0:23:15# Glory streams from heaven afar
0:23:15 > 0:23:22# Heavenly host sing hallelujah
0:23:22 > 0:23:30# Christ the Saviour is born
0:23:30 > 0:23:42# Christ the Saviour is born
0:23:42 > 0:23:46# Silent Night
0:23:46 > 0:23:51# Holy Night. #
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Dr Carter! Dr Carter!
0:23:58 > 0:24:02# Ooh ooh ooh ooh
0:24:02 > 0:24:05# Snow is falling
0:24:05 > 0:24:07# All around me
0:24:07 > 0:24:09# Children playing
0:24:09 > 0:24:11# Having fun
0:24:11 > 0:24:13# It's the season
0:24:13 > 0:24:16# For love and understanding
0:24:16 > 0:24:20# Merry Christmas, everyone
0:24:21 > 0:24:23# Time for parties
0:24:23 > 0:24:26# And celebration
0:24:26 > 0:24:30# People dancing all night long
0:24:31 > 0:24:32# Time for presents
0:24:32 > 0:24:35# And exchanging kisses
0:24:35 > 0:24:39# Time for singing Christmas songs
0:24:41 > 0:24:45# We're going to have a party tonight
0:24:45 > 0:24:50# I'm going to find that girl underneath the mistletoe
0:24:50 > 0:24:52# We'll kiss by candlelight
0:24:52 > 0:24:54# Room is swaying
0:24:54 > 0:24:56# Records playing
0:24:56 > 0:25:01# All the old songs we love to hear
0:25:01 > 0:25:06# Oh, I wish that every day was Christmas
0:25:06 > 0:25:08# What a nice way
0:25:08 > 0:25:10# To spend the year. #
0:25:10 > 0:25:11God bless you all.
0:25:30 > 0:25:35# We're going to have a party tonight
0:25:35 > 0:25:37# I'm going to find that girl
0:25:37 > 0:25:39# Underneath the mistletoe
0:25:39 > 0:25:41# We'll kiss by candlelight
0:25:41 > 0:25:44- # Snow is fallin' - Snow is fallin'
0:25:44 > 0:25:46- # All around me - All around me
0:25:46 > 0:25:48- # Children playing - Children playing
0:25:48 > 0:25:51- # Having fun - Having fun
0:25:51 > 0:25:55# It's the season for love and understanding
0:25:55 > 0:25:59# Merry Christmas, everyone!
0:26:00 > 0:26:04# Merry Christmas, everyone!
0:26:04 > 0:26:09# Merry Christmas, everyone. #
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Whoohoo!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Three, two...
0:26:31 > 0:26:32One.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34How's that?
0:26:34 > 0:26:37We promised you the carousel! Which horse are you going to choose?
0:26:37 > 0:26:41# We're going to have a party tonight
0:26:41 > 0:26:43# I'm going to find that girl
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- # Underneath the mistletoe - We'll kiss by candlelight... #
0:26:46 > 0:26:48- Hello, what's your name? - I will tell you what he's saying.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51He's saying, "Daddy would like a sausage."
0:26:57 > 0:27:00All the way along, all the way along, good work!
0:27:00 > 0:27:02What a bear!
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Three cheers!
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Three cheers! Cheers, cheers!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Kiss sandwich. You'd better be ready!
0:27:09 > 0:27:14# Merry Christmas everyone! Merry Christmas everyone! #
0:27:14 > 0:27:15Look who's here!
0:27:15 > 0:27:20Hello, Joe. You've grown big this year!