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0:00:25 > 0:00:28One, two, three. One, two, three.

0:00:28 > 0:00:32One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two, three.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Hey, hey, hey. Good. That's very, very good. Good.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37You know, you've got to watch your footwork.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40And when you throw a right, you've got to put your whole weight behind it.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Right behind it, like that.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Good. Very, very good. - Thanks, Grandad.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Yeah. You've only been coming here for five months.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51I've got kids been coming here for years, they're not a patch on you.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Just goes to show, if you've got it, you've got it.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55And you've got it.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58- And I've got a surprise for you. - What?

0:00:58 > 0:01:01A bout...next week.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04- I've entered you.- What?!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Your first fight.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08A... A proper fight?

0:01:08 > 0:01:11- You're ready.- I don't know.

0:01:11 > 0:01:12I thought you'd be pleased.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16I am, it's just... It's a bit much.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19What do you mean, a bit much? What's wrong?

0:01:19 > 0:01:23I'm fine, honestly. Can I...? Can I just take a break?

0:01:23 > 0:01:26OK. I'll see you back here in ten for another round, yeah?

0:01:34 > 0:01:35Actually, when you think about it,

0:01:35 > 0:01:38five portions a day is pitiful, isn't it?

0:01:38 > 0:01:41We should have ten, 15! I've had six already!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Six?!

0:01:43 > 0:01:48Yeah, avocado, spinach, kale, celery - juiced - apple, pear.

0:01:48 > 0:01:49Easy.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53- And how much did that lot set you back?- I'm not sure.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57See, because I'm thinking that most of our patients couldn't afford two

0:01:57 > 0:01:59veg a day, never mind five, ten, 15.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Actually, I think that's a misconception.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02What is?

0:02:02 > 0:02:04I've been doing quite a lot of reading around it,

0:02:04 > 0:02:08- and I think that some people just use that as an excuse.- Oh, really?

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Not to be too preachy,

0:02:09 > 0:02:13but I cannot believe the low priority people place on food,

0:02:13 > 0:02:15given that it's so central to our wellbeing.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Yes, but it doesn't have to be raw, does it?

0:02:18 > 0:02:22I've got a great aunt who died when she was 102 and

0:02:22 > 0:02:27she lived solely on a diet of meat and potato pie and jam roly-poly!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Well, there's always going to be anomalies.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Oh, dear, Ben.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Was that a very difficult meeting? You look awful.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Oh, no, no, it was OK. It was for the CCG.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40- I just need coffee. - Are you having trouble sleeping?

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- I didn't get an awful lot, no.- Say no more. I've got just the thing.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Have you?- Yeah, leave it with me.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47- Morning!- Morning, Karen.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Oh, Jimmi! I owe you one.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Will and Erin were fantastic!

0:02:57 > 0:02:59What, Will didn't eat you out of house and home

0:02:59 > 0:03:01and leave dirty towels all over the bathroom?

0:03:01 > 0:03:03No, they were the perfect guests.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06I really enjoyed having them there and they gave me a great review!

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Good.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10So what did you make of them?

0:03:10 > 0:03:12You don't have to worry about Will.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14- He's clearly having the time of his life.- With Erin?

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Yeah, of course! They couldn't keep their hands off each other.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Mind you, that does not necessarily mean that they are a couple.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22To be honest, I didn't really want to ask.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26- I didn't want to jeopardise my review for being too nosy.- Hmm.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Oh, come on! Why are you being so serious?

0:03:30 > 0:03:35You know, Will might be gay, he might be bi.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38You know, he might just not want a label stuck on him!

0:03:38 > 0:03:40What does it matter, if he's happy?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42It doesn't. I don't care.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Kim's the one who's bothered. She keeps ringing me, asking questions,

0:03:45 > 0:03:46and I've got nothing to tell her.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48I haven't got a clue what's going on with him.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Maybe that's the way he likes it.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54You decent?

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Yeah, you're safe.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Didn't want to barge in at the wrong moment.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06We need a girls' changing room. It's discrimination.

0:04:06 > 0:04:12Yeah, but up until a few months ago we didn't have any girls, did we?

0:04:12 > 0:04:13You might not again soon.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Why? You leaving?

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Don't.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Why not?- Because you're good. - Yeah, right.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23No, I'm serious.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I heard you're even going in for a bout.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27God. Don't you start.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29What? It's amazing!

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Yeah, I know. Sorry.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36It's just my grandad doing my head in.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Ah, he's all right is Maurice. He's been good to me.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42I know, I know, local hero, everyone loves him.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Try having him in your face 24/7.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48HE BLOWS RASPBERRIES I hear you.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Well...if you're tired of training with your grandad,

0:04:52 > 0:04:55you can always...spar with me sometime.

0:04:55 > 0:04:56Yeah?

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Yeah, sure. I can give you my number,

0:04:58 > 0:05:03just so we can organise training and get a session, if it will help.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Yeah. Erm...

0:05:04 > 0:05:06OK.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10- There you go.- Er... - Hang on one minute.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18Hmm. Oh, God. So sorry. Hmm. right, all done!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20How can I help you?

0:05:20 > 0:05:22I'd like to register, please, and I wondered

0:05:22 > 0:05:24if there was any chance of an appointment today.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27I know it's unlikely, but if you don't ask and all that.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31Well, if you fill out one of those forms, I will take a look.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Doctor Clay's been recommended to me, actually, is he around?

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Well, you're in luck cos he's doing the drop-in clinic, if you can wait.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Great. Thanks.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44That's great. Just take a seat.

0:05:44 > 0:05:49Sorry, yes, it's just you've got a little...is it a sunflower seed?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Oh! No, it's a pumpkin seed.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Nah, school was not for me.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Grandad wanted me to stay on, but I couldn't wait to get out of there.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Same...kind of.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07They kicked me out.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Why, what did you do?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12I was a bit of a naughty boy.

0:06:12 > 0:06:17I was never there and, when I was there, I didn't want to be,

0:06:17 > 0:06:19so I played up.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23My mum went mental when they kicked me out.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26That's why I'm pouring everything I have into boxing.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28It's my last chance to do something, you know?

0:06:31 > 0:06:33- How long you lived with Maurice? - Since last summer.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35- What happened last summer? - My mum died.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Yeah, I heard.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41I'm such an idiot.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43- Jade, I'm sorry.- It's all right.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49How did she...? You know what? you don't have to answer that question.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51No, it's fine.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54No-one ever asks me about her.

0:06:57 > 0:06:58You must miss her.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Yeah.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Jade, I'm sorry I upset you, yeah?

0:07:11 > 0:07:13I shouldn't have even brought your mum up.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26DOOR OPENS

0:07:28 > 0:07:30What the hell are you doing?

0:07:30 > 0:07:31- Nothing.- Get out.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Grandad!

0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Maurice...- What are you standing there for?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Get out...before I lose my temper.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- What did he do to you? - I don't believe you!

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Did you really just do that?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Me? What happened? You can talk to me!- As if!

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Jade, please, come on. Well, where are you going?

0:07:54 > 0:07:55We're in the middle of training!

0:07:55 > 0:07:57I've had enough.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59- Whoa. Whoa.- Will you get out of my way, please?

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Don't be like this.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Let's start another session.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04You'll feel good when you're boxing.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06- You can use me as a punch bag.- No!

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Look, please let me go, I'm going to be late for...

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Late.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Late for what?- Nothing.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Jade?- Fine, the doctor, all right?

0:08:16 > 0:08:18I'm going to the doctor.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23What's wrong? Why didn't you tell me?

0:08:23 > 0:08:27Because I don't have to tell you everything!

0:08:27 > 0:08:28- I'm coming with you.- No!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30You haven't been right for weeks.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Now, something is up and something is up because of him.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37I've seen the way he watches you.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41Come on, let's go to the doctor. Come on! Come on!

0:08:44 > 0:08:46I can't work out what it is that aggravates it -

0:08:46 > 0:08:49it'll be fine for months and then suddenly it flares up again.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Lucky it's behind my ear, I suppose.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Could be any number of things.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57Could be a change in soap, shampoo, hair products, could be stress.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00I'll prescribe some steroid cream.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Moisturising is really important.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06And is you could stay away from really hot showers?

0:09:06 > 0:09:09I mean, warm is fine.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12OK. As long as they don't have to be cold! Thanks.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13No problem.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17I should be thanking you. Emma said you gave her a great review,

0:09:17 > 0:09:18so, thank you, I appreciate it.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20No, it was a laugh.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23- And she told us a few things about you.- Oh, yeah?

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Mmm. So, you two have got history?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Er... Barely. I mean, we're friends.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Colleagues.- Fair enough.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Seems like a nice place to work, friendly?- Yeah, it is.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Why, are you interested in practice nursing?

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Maybe.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41I always thought it might be a bit boring.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Well, not boring, but, I don't know, routine.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Depends on the practice.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47So do you think it'd be a good move for me?

0:09:47 > 0:09:52I'd really value your opinion. Will says you're brilliant with advice.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Well, if she won't tell you, then I will, shall I?

0:09:55 > 0:09:58She's been a bit off for a while now.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00She spends hours and hours in bed.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03She doesn't go out with pals or anything -

0:10:03 > 0:10:05the only place she goes is boxing.

0:10:06 > 0:10:07Boxing, Jade?

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Let's just take your temperature, shall we?

0:10:13 > 0:10:14Here we go.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Can you tell me how you've been feeling?

0:10:17 > 0:10:20I'm fine.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22That's completely normal.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26Maybe you could tell me why you've made the appointment.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Perhaps Jade and I could have a little chat on our own.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36- OK.- Thank you, Mr Robertson.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Although I think I might know why she's come to see you.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43She doesn't want her old grandad listening, do you?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45I caught her with one of the boxing lads.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49- I don't know exactly what was happening...- Grandad!

0:10:49 > 0:10:52I know she's of an age where she might have an interest in lads,

0:10:52 > 0:10:57or what have you, but something's not right.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59She's been so withdrawn.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03I don't want her going off the rails, getting pregnant or worse.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07Perhaps we could just have a chat on our own.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Look, if you're in some kind of trouble...

0:11:09 > 0:11:11It's nothing to do with you!

0:11:12 > 0:11:13God's sake!

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Maybe we should just give her a bit of space.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Yeah, of course.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Yes. Thank you, Doctor.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29But what about progression?

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Because I wouldn't want to... I'm so sorry.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Listen to me, going on and on, when you need to get on.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38- Oh, no, it's fine. You're my last patient of the morning.- Oh.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41I don't suppose you fancy grabbing a quick bite to eat somewhere, do you?

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Only I've a couple more quick questions

0:11:43 > 0:11:46and it'd be great to carry on the conversation.

0:11:46 > 0:11:47- Er...- Only if you don't mind.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51No, no. I mean, yeah, that'll be good.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55I've colour coded it all for clarity -

0:11:55 > 0:11:57that's green for vegetables,

0:11:57 > 0:11:59orange for fruit, and red for protein, yes?

0:11:59 > 0:12:01It's very thorough.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02It must have taken you ages.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Not that long, really. Don't worry,

0:12:05 > 0:12:08I haven't let the reception desk go to seed. Go to seed!

0:12:08 > 0:12:10I love the illustrations.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Yeah. I'm quite pleased with the carrot.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14She looks quite cheeky, doesn't she?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17And it's all very carefully worked out to maximise energy levels.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19You're going to feel on top of the world.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22It's like that feeling when you fall in love for the first time,

0:12:22 > 0:12:23but over and over again!

0:12:23 > 0:12:25- Imagine that!- I know that feeling.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- I tend to fall pretty easily.- Oh?

0:12:28 > 0:12:33Oh! Ah, OK. Right.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Erm...

0:12:34 > 0:12:38Ben, obviously, I am very flattered,

0:12:38 > 0:12:41but I'm afraid I am going to have to let you down gently on that front.

0:12:41 > 0:12:45- Sorry?- I'm happy to help you with your journey into raw food,

0:12:45 > 0:12:48but it will have to be on a purely platonic basis.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51I just want to be very clear about that from the outset.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Er...OK.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Right. Well, I'll leave that with you.

0:12:58 > 0:12:59Any questions, just let me know.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06No, honestly, it's really good of you. I appreciate it.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09But that's it - no more talking about nursing,

0:13:09 > 0:13:11or doctoring or anything at all work-related.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13- It's fine.- So...

0:13:13 > 0:13:14Tell me about Jimmi.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Er...

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Nothing to tell, really.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19I bet that's not true.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Will's told me a few stories.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Has he? You two really get on.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26I adore him.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29You know when you meet someone and you just click?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31As if you've known them forever,

0:13:31 > 0:13:34and you just want to be with them all the time?

0:13:34 > 0:13:36- Hmm.- That.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Looks good.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Yeah. Looks gorgeous.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52PHONE RINGS

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Grandad, leave me alone. I don't want to talk to you.

0:13:58 > 0:13:59I'll be back later.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Jade, is that you?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10SHE MAKES FOOTSTEP NOISES

0:14:12 > 0:14:13TOILET FLUSHES

0:14:13 > 0:14:15DOOR OPENS

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Oi, oi, oi.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30- Where is she?- Who?

0:14:30 > 0:14:31Now don't cheek me, son!

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Maurice, I didn't touch Jade, yeah?

0:14:34 > 0:14:37- You better not be lying to me, son. - I'm not, I swear.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42Bradley, I'm going to put him through his paces.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45In the ring! In the ring!

0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Come on, I might be able to help. - Nah.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51- Try me.- Please, just leave me alone.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56It must be tricky, living with your grandad,

0:14:56 > 0:14:59tying to find places to be with your boyfriend.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01He isn't my boyfriend.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Is your grandad right? Are you in some kind of trouble?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06I'm not pregnant, if that's what you're asking.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10- Are you sure?- Yes, I'm sure, because I haven't had sex.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12I'll probably never have sex in my entire life,

0:15:12 > 0:15:14just like I'll never enter an official fight,

0:15:14 > 0:15:16like I can never do anything.

0:15:16 > 0:15:17Why on earth not?

0:15:20 > 0:15:22This.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28I don't know what to have now.

0:15:28 > 0:15:29Well, this is excellent.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Did you go to the new deli?

0:15:31 > 0:15:33They've got a marvellous range of meats.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36You could do with some of that in your salad, Valerie.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38No, because then it wouldn't be raw.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Parma ham is cured, not cooked.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Well, I can't have it. I can't have anything cured, processed,

0:15:43 > 0:15:46tinned, we just don't need it.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49These ingredients might not look like much, but they're

0:15:49 > 0:15:52carefully selected for optimum nutrition and energy release.

0:15:52 > 0:15:56My mezze ingredients have been carefully selected

0:15:56 > 0:15:58for optimum nutrition and taste!

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Right, well, I know where I'm going. Anybody want anything?

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Oh, yes, get me a hot chocolate with extra cream.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08Valerie, do you want Karen to get you some protein?

0:16:08 > 0:16:10You raw vegans need to be careful about protein.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13I'm fine, actually. Thank you, Heston.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15- And, look, I have got some protein? - OK.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Rather you than me.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23You can put your back top on.

0:16:26 > 0:16:30Your grandad said you've been sleeping a lot.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31Not sleeping.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34But if I lie still with the windows open, it burns less.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37And how long has this been going on?

0:16:38 > 0:16:42Well, I got a little rash on my shoulder straight after Mum...

0:16:42 > 0:16:46It used to come and go and it was fine, I didn't mind.

0:16:46 > 0:16:52In a weird way I thought it was like...a reminder of her.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57- I'm not mental or anything.- I know.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59But then I got another patch, and then another,

0:16:59 > 0:17:01it just kept spreading.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Why haven't you seen a doctor sooner?

0:17:03 > 0:17:07Because it's embarrassing. I'm a proper freak, aren't I?

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Of course not.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10What's wrong with me?

0:17:11 > 0:17:15I think you're suffering from a condition called

0:17:15 > 0:17:17- cholinergic urticaria.- What?

0:17:17 > 0:17:20It's essentially heat rash, but, from what you're telling me,

0:17:20 > 0:17:22this has become chronic.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24- How have I caught this? - You haven't caught it.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26It's brought on by heat or sweat.

0:17:26 > 0:17:33Sometimes it's triggered by anxiety or stress...or even grief.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37You must miss your mum.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Yeah.

0:17:41 > 0:17:42I am so sorry, Jade.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Why haven't you told your grandad what you've been going through?

0:17:46 > 0:17:52He's doing his best but the only thing we can talk about is boxing.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Now he's ruined that as well.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56- How?- He's entered me into a fight.

0:17:56 > 0:18:01- So?- In a proper fight they don't wear tracksuits, do they?

0:18:01 > 0:18:04I can't walk into a boxing ring looking like this, can I?

0:18:05 > 0:18:08No, honestly, I'm fine.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Trust me, this is insane.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12I'm not really much of a dessert fan.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Hmm.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20So, Jimmi, how do you get your kicks?

0:18:20 > 0:18:23- HE LAUGHS - I do OK.

0:18:23 > 0:18:24I bet.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Go on.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30I won't take no for an answer.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33OK, you win.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42- Hmm. Yeah, that is really good.- Told you.

0:18:44 > 0:18:48There are other symptoms in severe cases - coughing, wheezing,

0:18:48 > 0:18:52fainting - even anaphylaxis, but that's rare.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Can I box?- I don't see why not.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57It's important that you don't exercise on your own though,

0:18:57 > 0:18:59just for the time being.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01OK. Thanks.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04It's really not that bad.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07You have got a lot going for you.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Yeah.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11I'm a school dropout living with my grandad

0:19:11 > 0:19:13and my body's covered in scabs.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15What about this boy?

0:19:15 > 0:19:16There isn't a boy.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24All right, there is, but nothing's going on.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25I mean, yeah, I like him.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29But what's the point?

0:19:29 > 0:19:32No-one would want me like this.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35It's really not as bad as you think.

0:19:35 > 0:19:41Take my advice, Jade. Boys, boxing - life is out there to be lived.

0:19:42 > 0:19:46If you want something, you have to go out there and get it.

0:19:46 > 0:19:50But the fight - I can't get up in front of everyone like this.

0:19:52 > 0:19:53Well, that's up to you.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58What would you do, if you were me?

0:20:01 > 0:20:06Come on. Come on, boy.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Come on, what's the matter with you? You having a day off, son?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Having a day off, are you?

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Son, you've got no fight in you!

0:20:14 > 0:20:16I'm trying, Maurice. I'm just tired.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18- Go easy, Maurice.- Go easy?!

0:20:18 > 0:20:21You all have it far too easy, you lot.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24Cameron, come on, show us what you can do.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Higher! Come on.

0:20:29 > 0:20:30Thanks so much, Jimmi.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33- Everything Will said about you is true.- Yeah, glad to help.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35And, as a bonus, I had a great time.

0:20:35 > 0:20:36- Yeah, me, too.- Bye, Jimmi.- Hmm.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Oh, sorry. Erm... I didn't mean for that to happen.

0:20:41 > 0:20:42It's OK!

0:20:42 > 0:20:45- No, that was totally inappropriate, wasn't it?- Jimmi!

0:20:45 > 0:20:49- What?- You're so funny! Listen, I'll see you soon, yeah?

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Hit it! Hit it, come on!

0:20:58 > 0:21:00- Get up!- I can't.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02- Of course you can.- I can't. HE COUGHS

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Come on. You're such a big man, get up and show me.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Grandad! Grandad, what are you doing?

0:21:08 > 0:21:12Stop it! It's nothing to do with him. It's me!

0:21:12 > 0:21:14What do you mean?

0:21:14 > 0:21:15The thing I've been hiding...

0:21:18 > 0:21:21It's me.

0:21:21 > 0:21:22I don't understand.

0:21:26 > 0:21:27Jade!

0:21:37 > 0:21:41- What you looking at?- Nothing.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43For pity's sake, Valerie, have one!

0:21:43 > 0:21:45No! No, thanks.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47I'm absolutely fine

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Jade?

0:21:55 > 0:21:58It's Grandad, can you hear me?

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Is she all right?

0:22:00 > 0:22:02- Take it easy.- Easy.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Oh, you scared the life out of me there.

0:22:06 > 0:22:10- I don't know what I'd do if anything happened.- I'm OK.

0:22:10 > 0:22:14Can you give us some space, please, guys, yeah? Cheers. Easy, yeah?

0:22:14 > 0:22:16So what's going on, love?

0:22:16 > 0:22:17I'm all right.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19I went back to see the doctor.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21I've got this skin thing.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23She's given me some tablets to try.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25- What about him?- Oh, God.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Nothing's going on with him.

0:22:28 > 0:22:29We kissed, that's all.

0:22:29 > 0:22:30You kissed?!

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Sssh! I'm 16, grandad.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34I can have a boyfriend if I want.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38But he's not - my boyfriend.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40And he's done nothing wrong.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42What were you doing to him when I came in?

0:22:42 > 0:22:43Nothing, really...

0:22:43 > 0:22:45We were just training.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48You know your grandad, proper slave driver.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Isn't he? - Look, I'm sorry about that.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53I just got a little bit carried away, that's all.

0:22:53 > 0:22:54Don't worry about it.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59- How are you feeling though, you all right?- Yeah I'm fine.

0:22:59 > 0:23:00- Thanks.- Good.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04Was proper scary when you hit the deck like that.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06I've got this...condition.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09It can make me faint and stuff.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12- You can still box, though, right? - Yeah.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15Hang on a minute. I think we should take it easy for a while.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17I'm going to cancel your fight for a start.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20No! Look, I'm going to do it.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23The doctor said I can and I want to.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26I want to fight.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33- Cup of tea, Valerie?- No, no, thanks.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35I'm just looking for a top-up for my lemon water.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Oh, of course you are.

0:23:37 > 0:23:38Cup of tea, Ben?

0:23:38 > 0:23:42Yes, great. Actually, no! No, thanks, just hot water.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Oh, has Valerie recruited you to her regime?

0:23:45 > 0:23:48It's not a regime, it's a lifestyle.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Valerie's kindly helping me try out a raw eating plan.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Actually, Valerie, I wanted to check.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57There's a few things on the list, I'm not actually sure what they are.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Ah, mystery ingredients. Let me have a look.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02I've always been very interested in healthy eating.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Well, I'm not sure this constitutes healthy eating.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Oh, come on, you sound like Al.

0:24:07 > 0:24:11- I don't even think it's clinically safe.- Really?

0:24:11 > 0:24:13I had a patient a few weeks ago, a boy of 12.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16His parents wouldn't cook his food as they thought it

0:24:16 > 0:24:17depleted the life force.

0:24:17 > 0:24:21No, actually, there is scientific evidence to prove that

0:24:21 > 0:24:24cooking reduces the nutritional value.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Yeah, you see, they believed all that. They were a good family,

0:24:27 > 0:24:28thought they were doing him a favour.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30- I diagnosed him with rickets.- Rickets?

0:24:30 > 0:24:33You have to be very careful when you embrace a new lifestyles.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35You may not get the nutrients you need.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Well, yes, of course you have to be careful with children.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40But it's different with adults.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Tell them, Ayesha! Ayesha has felt fantastic on it, haven't you?

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Said she's never had so much energy!

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Yeah, er...about that.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49I've....I've actually stopped.

0:24:49 > 0:24:50You...? You've stopped?

0:24:50 > 0:24:54But I made that juice for you just the other day.

0:24:54 > 0:24:55I didn't want to say anything

0:24:55 > 0:24:58because you've got so obsessed, and it was a bit awkward,

0:24:58 > 0:25:01but I like hot food, Valerie, and carbs, and chocolate.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Yeah, but you can have...

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Cacao nibs, I know. Gross.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08I'm not really obsessed, am I?

0:25:08 > 0:25:12Yeah, you are, and it's getting a bit boring.

0:25:25 > 0:25:26Looking good.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Ready?

0:25:29 > 0:25:30- Yeah.- All right.

0:25:34 > 0:25:38I just... Look, it's not catching or anything.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43- Right.- I just want you to know, you won't catch anything...

0:25:43 > 0:25:48By training with me, I mean, not by doing anything else.

0:25:48 > 0:25:49God, this is embarrassing.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Embarrassing? You want embarrassing?

0:25:53 > 0:25:55I've got embarrassing.

0:25:55 > 0:25:56Check this out.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01- What's that?- A butterfly.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04You know, like Ali - float like a butterfly?

0:26:04 > 0:26:07It seemed like a good idea at the time and it wasn't...

0:26:07 > 0:26:10And now I've got to walk round with this on my chest for the rest of my life.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13- Yeah, you can stop laughing now. - Sorry.

0:26:14 > 0:26:18- It don't matter, though, does it?- No.- Exactly.

0:26:18 > 0:26:22- Now you ready? You ready?- Yeah. - All right.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Valerie?

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Valerie, I thought you were going to bring

0:26:31 > 0:26:33the repeat prescriptions through. Is she OK?

0:26:33 > 0:26:35She's been like this all morning.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37She's been away with the fairies. Valerie!

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Oh, no, no, no, no.

0:26:39 > 0:26:40It's all right, I've got it.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42- Can I help?- No, I can manage.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44It's just a bit of water. Look.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47- The repeat prescriptions?- Oh, no!

0:26:47 > 0:26:48What's the matter now?

0:26:48 > 0:26:51My poster is coming down already. Just...

0:26:53 > 0:26:56Valerie? Are you all right? You look really pale.

0:26:57 > 0:26:58Valerie?! Come on!

0:27:01 > 0:27:03- Valerie?- She just keeled over!

0:27:03 > 0:27:04Valerie, can you hear me?!

0:27:08 > 0:27:12Hail, good Yodreth! Thou art a sight for sore eyes.

0:27:12 > 0:27:13Ah, mine host!

0:27:13 > 0:27:15You don't remember me, do you?

0:27:15 > 0:27:16You don't know me.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18Here you are, Friday night, cleaning.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Well, someone's got to do it, haven't they?

0:27:20 > 0:27:22It's no wonder you're in a dry spell.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25No, stop! Get away from me!

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Cyrenia...

0:27:27 > 0:27:29The Mistress of Valexion.