0:00:35 > 0:00:37HE BREATHES HARD
0:00:41 > 0:00:43She's not here.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54I said...she's not here!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Zara's taking Joe, so it means I get a Friday night out alone.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04- Great.- Any plans? - No, feet up. I'm knackered.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Ah. OK. Al, any plans for tonight?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Stag do.- Great.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Well, I say stag do, but they're both going to be there.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- Ah.- Anyone I know?
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Paul and Lizzy.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Have I met them?
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Um...I think you would have remembered.- Why's that?
0:01:20 > 0:01:21I just think you would.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- Hm.- See you later.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Paul, are you ready?- Mm-hm.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- Have you phoned the cab?- On its way.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Be nice if they were on time for once.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31You'll be lucky.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33There are other firms, you know.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Behold! The Princess Rhiannon.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41And how fares my good lord?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44We must make haste, lest we be tardy for our revels.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Fear not, good lady. I will be at your service presently.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Right. Well, when were you thinking of coming?
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Oh! Right, OK. Well, um...you're in luck.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Yeah, the room is definitely available then. A-huh.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Ben told her to take some time off.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07And? How's she doing?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09She's getting there, but you know what she's like.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- What, you mean she's milking it? - Who, Valerie?- Hm!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- You out tonight?- No. I wish. Graveyard shift with Heston.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- Ellie Jones. Hi.- Hi. - Do you want to come through?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Hail, good Yodreth!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Thou art a sight for sore eyes!
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- Mine host!- And how fare thee, brother, on this auspicious night?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Sorry, am I on straight?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Yeah. Yeah, that's fine.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49And is thy thirst a-raging, good companion?
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Indeed it is, my liege. Of feathers, I do spit.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55THEY CHUCKLE
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Behold, our domain!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01CHEERING
0:03:03 > 0:03:05What ails thee, brother?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Um...I thought we were going to have the back room?
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Nay, I warrant. It is here we do celebrate our nuptials.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Then celebrate we will! Lead on, my liege!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Rope!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30The play we were in. Admittedly, it was some time ago.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Oh!
0:03:32 > 0:03:35It's Joel, isn't it? You were very good!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Sorry. Dr Carter, Heston.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39And what of it?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Are you here to see me?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44I'm seeing Dr...Vere, or someone.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48You don't remember me, do you?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50You don't know me.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52I'm happy to wait.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Oh.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- You can lose the beard, Al, if you want?- Yeah. Good idea.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Oh! That's better. Cheers!
0:04:09 > 0:04:12And would the princess like some more potion?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Thank you, kind sir, I will share a goodly draught.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17May I say, Your Highness is looking
0:04:17 > 0:04:19particularly delectable this evening.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Thou dost flatter, kind sorcerer.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24And for yond fearsome-looking creature?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Oh, merely water, if you please.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Gets a bit hot in there.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Then we shall quench his fires.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33It's Nigel. He's our best man.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35No way! That's Nigel?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37He's so committed.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Er...barkeep...?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Right. Huh! Er...can you tell me what's wrong, Mr Mawson?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53I'm just feeling a little strange, that's all.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56In what way? Do you feel sick, or...?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Dizzy. Headache.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Right. And for how long?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Huh! The last five years.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Have you been on any medication? - Nope.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Have you been drinking, taking any kind of drugs?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11MR MAWSON CHUCKLES
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Mr Mawson?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Look, just get on with it, will you?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17I'm not giving you my whole life story!
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Very well. Um...if you wouldn't mind following this pen for me, with your eyes?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Seems great. Now, um...if you just wouldn't mind
0:05:31 > 0:05:32leaning your head back for me?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Ooo! Um...you've got a few marks here.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37No, stop!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Get away from me.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- OK. Sorry...- Just wait, you idiot!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44MR MAWSON HYPERVENTILATES
0:05:44 > 0:05:47And a water for the trusty dragon. Good work.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Cyrenia, the Mistress of Valexion.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Um...- It's a planet.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Right.- In another galaxy.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09And a very nice one, I'm sure.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11We're a peaceful people.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Living purely for pleasure.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Yeah, I find that's the best way to live.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18And you?
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Um... Oh, this is Yodreth. I took the beard off.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Me and Paul, we were in this club at university.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Wizards, warriors, witchcraft.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29It never really leaves you, though, does it?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Yeah. To be honest with you, I...
0:06:31 > 0:06:33This isn't something I do all the time.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Never apologise. Never explain.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39No, you're right.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Cyrenia is always right.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Cyrenia.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Oh, for goodness' sake!
0:06:50 > 0:06:51HE SIGHS
0:06:51 > 0:06:53I'm sorry.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55I just don't like people too close.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57It's fine.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00But you can see OK, yeah?
0:07:00 > 0:07:01- Perfectly. Thank you.- Good.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Maybe we should take a look at your blood pressure.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07As you say, Doctor.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09If you wouldn't mind rolling your sleeve up for me?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- Which one?- Either's fine.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19I, um...must admit, I've had a little bit to drink.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Oh, yeah? How much? - Just the odd snifter.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25OK.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Ahhhh!
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Sorry, I didn't mean to make you jump.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31She's not here!
0:07:31 > 0:07:35- I beg your pardon? - I've looked! She's not here!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- OK. If you wouldn't mind just...? - I can't find her anywhere!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Mr Mawson, if you wouldn't mind...? - It's not my fault!
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Can you please just help me?!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Yes, yes.- It's not my fault!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47MR MAWSON WAILS
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Heston, I'm going to need you for a minute, please.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56No, he seems to have settled in fine.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Work's OK. Just waiting for a date for the hearing.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Other than that, there's nothing to worry about.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06DOOR OPENS
0:08:06 > 0:08:07OK.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09OK, I'll talk to you later. Bye.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11DOOR CLOSES
0:08:13 > 0:08:14- You all right, Jimmi?- A-huh.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18Oh, what a day! I am officially knackered!
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Two girls off sick, right? Well, I say, sick.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- They only send the manager down. - Nightmare.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28"Just let me know what you need. I don't mind getting my hands dirty."
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Yeah, right!
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Spends more time banging on about health and safety,
0:08:34 > 0:08:36telling us to bend at the knees. To her, mainly!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38I mean, where do they get them from, eh -
0:08:38 > 0:08:41the school for the terminally stupid?
0:08:41 > 0:08:42- Your mum called.- Is she all right?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Yeah. Er...she was just wondering how you are.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Oh, I am rank! Can I borrow your shower gel?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56MR MAWSON SOBS QUIETLY
0:08:56 > 0:08:57How do you know him?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00We were in am-dram about nine, ten years ago.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- And how was he then? - He was good company.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05I'd met him at St Phil's. He worked in the lab.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10He seemed terrified.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- Do you think he's at risk? - I'm not sure.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Do you want me to take over for a bit?
0:09:16 > 0:09:19We have common ground, maybe I can get him out of it.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Yeah, fair enough. There was one more thing I did notice,
0:09:23 > 0:09:25some scratches around the eyes.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- OK, I'll have a look. - Thank you, Heston. Thank you.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40GROANING
0:09:43 > 0:09:45What is going on when you can't...?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Slumming it, are we, Granger?
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Sorry, do I know you...Gandalf?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Al! Oh, goodness, I didn't recognise you under all that garb!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55No, of course you didn't.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58It's lovely. Mate, it suits you. It's...it's dapper.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00You done now? You got it all out of your system?
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- All right, all right, let me get you a drink.- Thank you.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Mead or dragon's urine?
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Ha-ha! Very funny!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09You want that in a drinking horn, or a pint glass?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11It's a stag do, OK?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13All right, I'm only kidding. Come on, come on.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18Tell me, what are you going to wear to the wedding - full armour?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Sticks and stones, Granger, sticks and stones.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Come on, what do you expect?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24From you? Very little, as it happens.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Sorry, can I have two G&Ts, please?
0:10:26 > 0:10:27All of this, this takes imagination,
0:10:27 > 0:10:30it takes creativity, it takes effort.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- Things you wouldn't know anything about.- Your sleeve.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Oh, for...!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43It's a bit slippery up there. The floor's wet.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Right. - Oh, and you need some more bog roll.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Jimmi, I'm not being funny, but have you seen yourself?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- What do you mean?- Well, here you are, Friday night, cleaning.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Someone's got to do it, haven't they?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57It's no wonder you're on a dry spell.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59You should be out there giving it some, while you've still got it.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- Oh, really? Is that right?- Hey...
0:11:03 > 0:11:05..you're only young once.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10ANIMATED CHATTER
0:11:15 > 0:11:16You're not going, are you?
0:11:16 > 0:11:18No, no, no, I was just, er...
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Good. Because Cyrenia wouldn't like that,
0:11:21 > 0:11:24and she always gets what she wants.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Does she now?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32HE EXHALES
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Oh! A bit lively.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Mm.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50It's not bad, this, when you get a taste for it.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- I've just cleaned that. - Oh, er...sorry.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55No, no, no, not that one!
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- I have had a long day, you know. - Oh, and I haven't?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00- Sorry!- So, why am I coming home to a pigsty?
0:12:00 > 0:12:03When you live with someone, you should chip in. I'm not your servant.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05You sound like my mum.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Oh, really? Do you know what you sound like?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09You sound like a lazy, selfish, little git!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Oh, so you're off.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Yeah, heading into town. Cab's here.
0:12:22 > 0:12:27Why do I get the feeling that this is going to be all over the Mill come Monday?
0:12:27 > 0:12:28I don't know what you mean.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31You know what? Go for it, Daniel. You knock yourself out.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Don't sweat it, all right? My lips are sealed.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34Why do I not believe you on that?
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Look, you focus on having a good time, all right?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39And watch out for that scary Valexion.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Yodreth! Art hungry?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Verily, My Lady.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Then do join us for our feast.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Keep going, mate.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07Joel, Dr Vere told me that when you were speaking to him earlier,
0:13:07 > 0:13:10you felt there was someone else also in the room.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Do you remember? - My wife, I should imagine.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Ah. And...you saw her very clearly?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21As clearly as I can see you.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Why do you think that was?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Did you meet her at all?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Lorna?- I'm not sure.
0:13:31 > 0:13:36Oh, no. Gracie would've been quite young - our daughter.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41I remember her one time screaming all the way through rehearsals.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Yes.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Well...a few years after that,
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Lorna was at her classes
0:13:48 > 0:13:51and I'd stopped off at the pub after work.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53As you do.
0:13:55 > 0:14:00When she got home...I was on the sofa.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04And Gracie wasn't in bed.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09She'd just wandered off.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13And, of course, it was panic stations!
0:14:13 > 0:14:17We searched the whole house, the street.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18It was awful!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- Did you find her?- At St Phil's.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26She'd been knocked down!
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Broken pelvis.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Bleed on the brain.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- Is she all right now?- Yes.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39She's fine.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46Lorna lets me see her...sometimes.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Joel...?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51It was all my fault, wasn't it?!
0:14:51 > 0:14:53You need to try and calm down.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55JOEL HYPERVENTILATES
0:14:59 > 0:15:02And it's never going to stop...is it?
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Ever!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10You know your trouble, don't you?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12You're fighting it.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15You were fine until those friends of yours came in.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17He's a colleague, no more than that.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21Now you're embarrassed. You're ashamed of us.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22No. No, that's not true.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Are you sure?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27You shouldn't care what other people think.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28I know that.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Just usually, this is more private, isn't it?
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Doesn't that make it more exciting?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Wahey! Hey-hey!- Strumpet!
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Where are thy manners?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Oh, have mercy, sweet Rhiannon!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Oh, be gone, foul villain!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Are we not betrothed?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49WHOOPING
0:15:49 > 0:15:52I'm just not sure this is me any more.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54But that's the whole idea.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58Not being you for a little while. Being someone else.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59Yeah, I know that.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Are you really saying that your life is so perfect
0:16:02 > 0:16:05that you don't need to just step out of it now and again?
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Be someone else. Someone wild!
0:16:08 > 0:16:12Or more powerful. More fun!
0:16:13 > 0:16:16So, where's the shame in that?
0:16:19 > 0:16:20You're right.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Of course you are.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Cyrenia is always right.
0:16:25 > 0:16:31Cyrenia! So, er...this planet of yours, Cyrenia, Voluptuon?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- Valexion.- Yeah, that's what I said. What's the weather there like?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Oh, it's always sunny. It only ever rains at night,
0:16:37 > 0:16:43except at Christmas, when it snows all week. Pink snow!
0:16:43 > 0:16:44SHE GIGGLES
0:16:46 > 0:16:48TV BROADCAST
0:16:52 > 0:16:53You OK?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Fair enough, I've been a bit slack.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02And I know you like things to be organised,
0:17:02 > 0:17:05with your OCD thing.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07But I did think you said you'd got over that.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Not completely.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13So, um...what can I do to help?
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Huh! That's not all mine...is it?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Just shut up, Will, and get on with it.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28So, it's a Friday night in, is it?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30- CLINK! - Sorry! Sorry!
0:17:32 > 0:17:34I'll, um...I'll get rid.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Do you know what happened next, Cyrenia?
0:17:43 > 0:17:47I took my smiting staff, and I smote him.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50I smote him something rotten!
0:17:50 > 0:17:52And that's how I came to win the higher ground.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Oh, I love a bit of higher ground.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56SHE GIGGLES What does that even mean?
0:17:56 > 0:18:01Sorry. Have you got the repair kit? She's broken her wing.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02Hold that thought.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Holding.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Come on.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Hail, glorious prince.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16And how fare you two love birds?
0:18:16 > 0:18:19I have to say, she's a really interesting person.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21And is that it?
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Well, you can't deny she cuts quite an imposing figure.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27But you do know who she is, though?
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Yes, she is Cyrenia. Mistress of...
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Who's it what's now?
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Don't you recognise her?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35No. Is she famous?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37It's Tina, you berk!
0:18:40 > 0:18:41Your sister, Tina?
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Don't you remember her?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Well, no, Tina was a teenager.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Look, I'm not saying it's a problem.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Clearly you are, dude.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52I just wasn't sure if you knew, that's all.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Just have a good night, OK?
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Have a good night, everybody's telling me to have a good night.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02You said that you'd been drinking.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03- Scotch.- Is that all?
0:19:03 > 0:19:07Well, between you and me, I may have had the odd doobie, as well.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Meaning?- Pot.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Hashish.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14But of course they don't call it that now.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15Have you always smoked that?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18On and off.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Never really seen the harm.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21And this is just regular cannabis?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Well, yes, until recently.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26The last one I had was a little stronger.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Mm-hm. What was that called?
0:19:27 > 0:19:29I don't know.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Vixen?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Viper?
0:19:34 > 0:19:35I wouldn't touch the stuff normally,
0:19:35 > 0:19:38but the chap was practically giving it away.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41And I was four sheets to the wind, to be honest.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43And when did you last have that?
0:19:43 > 0:19:44This afternoon.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Finished it up.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52I've been a complete idiot, haven't I?
0:19:54 > 0:19:55At my age!
0:19:57 > 0:19:59And I can't make it stop.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01OK, I need you to take some deep breaths.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02HE BREATHES QUICKLY
0:20:02 > 0:20:04It's never going to stop!
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Start counting. One...
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Just help me, will you?! Help me!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Lorna, please!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Don't look at me like that!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Get away from me!
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Ambulance, please.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26I know! It's all my fault!
0:20:27 > 0:20:30The Mill Health Centre. Priority.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31- Fast as you can.- Make it stop!
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Just make it stop!
0:20:36 > 0:20:40Now then, where were we? You were just conquering the Gormadons.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- Do you want another drink? - Mmm. Something strong and sweet.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Like you.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55You know, I hadn't realised, we've met before.
0:20:55 > 0:21:00- Have we?- Yeah, many times. At Paul's 21st, graduation.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03You were always younger than the rest of us.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04You're younger now, obviously.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06I really can't remember.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Yeah, that sums me up, doesn't it?
0:21:10 > 0:21:11I'm instantly forgettable.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Oh, come on, Al. It was what, 20 years ago?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18I tell you what. Why don't we just move on?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Where to?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Find a club or somewhere.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26They'd love us!
0:21:26 > 0:21:27- I'd like to...- But?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31I just don't think it's a good idea.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Why not? Because my big brother said so?
0:21:35 > 0:21:37It would be a bit weird, wouldn't it?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39I don't see why. We're both grown-ups.
0:21:41 > 0:21:46I see it now. Of course, you're Tina.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Oh, so I've aged that badly, have I?
0:21:48 > 0:21:49No, no, no, it's the likeness.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Oh, so I look like Paul now!
0:21:52 > 0:21:54- A bit. - Is that so terrible, is it?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- It's just strange. - Oh, thanks a lot.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01No, it's strange that, you know, I hadn't noticed before.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Rough night, huh?
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Nothing on.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Some Friday night, eh?
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Do you wish you were still married?
0:22:31 > 0:22:34It's just that, like, you're sat here on your Jack.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- It's not all it's cracked up to be.- Is that right?
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Maybe it was just me.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44I remember her from the wedding.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- Cherry? - Yeah, dead nice, she was. Gorgeous.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Yeah, really nice. She slept with my best mate
0:22:51 > 0:22:53and then lied about trying to have a baby.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58- Ouch.- Yeah. Then there was Heather, she ran off back to her ex.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00That's a bad one.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04You're right, though, I'm in a rut.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- No, I didn't mean anything by it. - No, you're spot-on.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10So what are you going to do about it?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16I've been trying to find a way of being happy with myself.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Deffo, yeah. But...
0:23:21 > 0:23:24But what?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26But you've still got to get your rocks off, haven't you?
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- Lose the dragon suit.- How? - Well, I don't know, do I?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37- Hold him still.- OK, I'm going to need water and a towel.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44- Steady.- He's overheated, possible hyponatremia.- What's that?
0:23:44 > 0:23:46He's drunk too much water.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48I hope he's got something on underneath this.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Well, there's only one way to find out. Ladies, avert your eyes.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Ah, well, there's a relief! Sort of.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56- There you go.- Thank you.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Cool down.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Look how a man destroys himself.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11It can do a lot of damage.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12People just don't realise the risks.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14And it's cheap, of course.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17It's all over the place. The police aren't interested.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- It's so random, that's the problem. - In what way?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Well, it used to be if you had the same weed,
0:24:22 > 0:24:25you'd have the same side effects, but this synthetic stuff,
0:24:25 > 0:24:27there's just no telling what it's going to do.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29So what's your solution, Doctor Vere?
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Don't know, legalise it, maybe.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34- Oh, come on.- There's an argument for it. The proper plant, I mean.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Put the man-made stuff out of business.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38How long would that take?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40You've got to start somewhere, Heston.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Yeah, but something needs to be done now.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55That is the first time in the history of stag dos
0:24:55 > 0:24:57that the best man has drank too much water.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Thanks, Al.
0:25:00 > 0:25:01It's not a problem.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Yeah, cheers, mate.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04Look, I'll go with him, love.
0:25:04 > 0:25:05No, no, no, no, I'll go.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- Don't be silly.- Come on, tonight's your big night. I'll text you, yeah?
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Wow.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18That was quite something.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Oh, well, you know, it's all in a day's work.
0:25:21 > 0:25:26Although, truth be told, I don't tend to treat that many reptiles.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28You know, you were probably right.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- Was I?- What with you knowing our Paul all this time,
0:25:31 > 0:25:33it might have been a bit close to home.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38I think that you are spectacularly attractive.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43- It's the outfit you find attractive. - No, no, it's not that.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Underneath it, I'm just a single mother called Tina,
0:25:46 > 0:25:49who works in IT, with two kids and a mortgage.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54OK. Well, I'm a GP called Al and I live alone
0:25:54 > 0:25:55with my comic book collection.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57And I will see you at that wedding.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01I'm going to see you at the wedding, and I'm probably going
0:26:01 > 0:26:04- to see you at the wedding, too. - You will be there, right?
0:26:04 > 0:26:08I would not miss it for all the ale in Aylesbury.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10As the Kingdom knows...
0:26:12 > 0:26:14..A wizard enjoys a good booze up.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Good morrow, dear friends.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Good morrow, chaps!
0:26:26 > 0:26:27Cheers, Jimmi.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36- So what about you? - What about me?
0:26:36 > 0:26:39You happy with your love life?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Oh, yeah, no, I'm sound, yeah.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45I'm not really serious about anyone or anything, really.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46Why should I be?
0:26:46 > 0:26:47Yeah, I guess.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51It's going well with Erin, though?
0:26:53 > 0:26:55You do know we're just mates, right?
0:26:57 > 0:26:59You like her, don't you?
0:27:03 > 0:27:05- Yeah, she's great.- Give her a shout then, why don't you?
0:27:05 > 0:27:07- See what she says.- Yeah, right!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09I think she'd be up for it.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Oh, come on. Why would she be interested?
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Why wouldn't she be? You're not that decrepit, yet.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15- Watch it! - See, there you go!
0:27:15 > 0:27:17What's stopping you?
0:27:18 > 0:27:20It's not really what I'm looking for.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Oh, don't give me all that.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23You'd be well in there, seriously.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27Jimmi, I think you should go for it.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Jimmi, we've had a shout. Possible Viper overdose.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38- Can Heston come?- Why not?
0:27:38 > 0:27:43Are you happy to accommodate small idiosyncrasies?
0:27:43 > 0:27:45- Does she even know he's dead? - I wouldn't have thought so,
0:27:45 > 0:27:47I don't think she knows what planet she's on.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Maybe he's Spanish mafia and there's a body in that case,
0:27:50 > 0:27:52that's why it's so heavy.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Oh, dear god.