0:00:32 > 0:00:33Al?
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Oh, no! Is that today?
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- You're just in time.- Oh...
0:00:40 > 0:00:43- Al?- I, er... I left my bag at that house call.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Isn't THAT your bag?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Er...maybe.
0:00:47 > 0:00:52Would you believe I'm not actually Al? I'm his doppelganger, Gunther.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Guten Tag. Ich heisse Gunther.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58It's fine - you can do team building with Mrs Tembe.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59I mean, she's taking the second group.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- It might not be as much fun as what I had planned, but...- OK, Ben,
0:01:03 > 0:01:05I'm going to let you into a little secret.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09As far as this establishment is concerned, team building exercises -
0:01:09 > 0:01:11they be cursed.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13We get along fine, don't we?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Until somebody suggests we need to bond - and then next thing you know,
0:01:15 > 0:01:18it's winter, we're in the middle of a forest,
0:01:18 > 0:01:21semi-naked building a sweat lodge.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- It wasn't that bad.- Or we decide to put on a nice Christmas show and
0:01:24 > 0:01:27before you know it, Heston is using it as an excuse to unleash
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- his inner Stalin. - This won't be like that.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- I promise.- Yeah, Heston's not coming.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34- Is it outdoors?- No.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Well, that's something.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Shotgun!
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- Heston, I seem to have misplaced some of my team.- Er...
0:01:53 > 0:01:55All right, all right, I'm coming.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Ayesha, relax. I don't want you to feel pressurised
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- into doing something you don't want to do.- So I don't have to go?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- I- would like you to.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05And so would Mrs Tembe.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Right.- Right, let's get this over with, shall we?
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Who chose the teams?
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- I did. Why?- Just don't expect miracles, yeah?
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Ignore her - I do.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Where are we going?- It's a surprise.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Have you seen Zara?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23No. Probably hiding somewhere.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25I think she's snowed under with the QOF paperwork.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28See you all on the bus.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31If Zara's not keen, I don't mind swapping.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Thanks, Heston, but we need someone experienced to hold the fort.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36And from what I hear, you're the most experienced we have.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42KNOCK AT DOOR
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I'm not coming.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46It's just a couple of hours.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48This exercise worked wonders with my last team.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51I'm sure it went down fabulously with your cashiers
0:02:51 > 0:02:54and shelf stackers but we are medical professionals
0:02:54 > 0:02:56and these things are hardly transferable.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57I think you'll be surprised.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59SHE SIGHS
0:02:59 > 0:03:01What is it?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Come and find out for yourself.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05No, sorry. I've got far better things to do
0:03:05 > 0:03:08than play zombies or whatever other horrors you have planned.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Everyone else is on the bus. - Then you won't miss me, will you?
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Zara...
0:03:15 > 0:03:17..I particularly wanted you to be there today.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Honestly, you're right, you probably do have better things to do.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25But the rest of us can learn from you.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- I know I want to.- Oh, please!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30I mean it. You're right -
0:03:30 > 0:03:34my leadership skills were developed in a different environment.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36And you've been a partner here for how long?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Seven years.- That's why I want you on my team.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Mrs Tembe has had many opportunities to see you at work.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44This is my chance.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47You are relentless.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Here we are.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Oh, it's freezing in here.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00This is not getting out of the office.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- It's a dump.- Clearly somebody's been murdered.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05No. I mean, yes.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- It's a game.- Oh, yes, baby. - An escape room.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11In order to leave the room, you must solve a series of puzzles.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Can't we just go out through that door?- No. You'll love it.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16My last team got so much out of it.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- As long as you all throw yourselves into it.- Like into a volcano?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- So, how does it work, then? - You're police officers.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26You're investigating the murder of a private detective.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29You've become locked in his office and you need to escape before
0:04:29 > 0:04:33the killer returns. Anything can happen.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- Nothing is what it seems. - It seems like a waste of time.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I think we should give it a go.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Thanks, Al. - You've changed your tune.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Finally, a team building exercise which isn't completely pointless.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49To be fair, they do say that a stopped clock is right twice a day.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Unless it's digital and it's not plugged in.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Oh, that's a good point.- It's true.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Thing is, Ben, I'm not that good at these kind of things.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00OK, team, I've got this.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04This is the kind of thing I fantasise about when I've got a boring patient.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05You listen to me and do as you're told
0:05:05 > 0:05:10and we'll be out of here in 30 minutes flat, 40 minutes top.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14One more thing - no-one else needs to die today. Columbo.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18OK, good luck. I'll be watching from the control room.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- What? No, no, no, wait.- One hour.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24OK, let's synchronise our clocks on my mark.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26- Mark.- Well, what about that clock?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29N-n-n-no, we trust nothing.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Some of these puzzles will be there to help us, and some of these things
0:05:33 > 0:05:35will have been designed to deliberately waste our time.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37SOME things?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39So what are we looking for - a key or something?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Probably more than one key.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Let's be careful what we touch.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45We don't want to contaminate any of the precious evidence
0:05:45 > 0:05:46with our dirty fingers.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Like a crime scene?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Exactly like a crime scene, Lieutenant Detective Clay.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54That's the kind of mind-set I need from you right now.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58That's the mind-set I'll give you all day long. How many times have you done this escape room thing, Al?
0:05:58 > 0:06:03None. I'm, like, 125 beats a minute pumped for this.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05I was just waiting for the perfect team.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Guess who's the perfect team - you are!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Meaning he couldn't find anyone else to go with.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12I had options. Right. I'm going in.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21So, this private investigator did kids' parties on the side?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23No, I am not good with clowns.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25I suggest we pair up,
0:06:25 > 0:06:29divide the room into sections and search it that way, yeah?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31I'm going nowhere near that cupboard.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34I'm on Zara's team, and we are going to watch.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Or not watch.- Come on, dudes!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Sorry, Al. It all seems a bit pointless.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42If this is the kind of thing you enjoy, then knock yourself out.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44I won't stop you.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- You're Chris, right?- Yeah.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Hi. I'm Ben, with The Mill Health Centre.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Dave said it would be all right if I sat in here.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- Yeah, sure.- Yeah. Thanks.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12You are not really taking this seriously?
0:07:12 > 0:07:13It's one hour.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Can't you just join in?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17You're doing perfectly fine without me.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19MICROPHONE FEEDBACK
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Sorry, I pressed the wrong switch.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- How are you all getting on? - Yeah, excellent.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Just assessing groundwork, following up leads.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- They're stuck.- Maybe if they had some help, Zara?
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Spillage in aisle five.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- What was that, Zara?- I was just wondering if you ever did
0:07:35 > 0:07:37the announcements at the supermarket.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39You're awfully good at it.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Thank you, Zara. That's very kind of you to say.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43So, what do you reckon?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Without a body, it's hard to say. But, er...
0:07:47 > 0:07:50..there's no blood spillage, no shell casings, no bullet holes.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52The victim's got both arms, both legs, so...
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Can I ask you something?- Mm.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Do you think it's possible that someone here
0:07:59 > 0:08:02is taking all this a little too seriously?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06No, I don't think so.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08You're wearing forensic gloves.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11They were in my pocket, so I just thought I'd... All right, fine.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Sorry.- It's fine.- I know it's a bit of fun.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18If it helps, Jimmi, there's still a clown suit in the cupboard.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Sorry. Big Brother is watching you.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Ayesha, what are you sitting on?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26A desk.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27This might be important.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28It's a game.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Why did you even bother coming? - I didn't have a choice, did I?
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- Stop fighting. Let me see that. - There's nothing in it.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Let me see. New evidence?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41"Nothing in it"!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- Touchstone?- Touchstone.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- What does that mean?- No idea.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- No fish.- And the water level's lower than it's supposed to be.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Do you think that's important? - It is if you're a fish.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Touchstone. Wasn't that the name of the bad guys in The Bourne Identity?
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Tread. Incorrect and unhelpful.
0:09:19 > 0:09:24But Touchstone is the name of the clown in As You Like It
0:09:24 > 0:09:27by William Shakespeare, 1599. Clowns!
0:09:32 > 0:09:34That's not your colour, Haskey.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Don't you dare!
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Dr Vere, examine the nose!
0:09:38 > 0:09:42And what do we have here?
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- What is it?- That is an ice pick.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Leon Trotsky was killed by one in 1940.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52No More Heroes by The Stranglers. Is that relevant?
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Er...no, I don't think so.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Only 42 minutes more and then we're going to be out of here.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Hello, Zara?
0:09:58 > 0:10:02It's the voice of God, telling us that cold meats are on special.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Actually, Zara, I just wanted to tell you to relax.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Relax? I haven't done anything.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Even so, why don't you try and relax, kick back a little?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Do you think that's a clue?
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Maybe.- Why does SHE get a clue?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Anyone can use it.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21No, no, no. You gave that clue to Zara.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Why does she get special treatment?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25There's no special treatment.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- This is a team exercise - you need to all be working together.- Hmm.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Er, er, er... I've got something.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33What are you doing?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36There is a number on the ceiling, there.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Oh, clever, clever, tricksy, tricksy. We were all looking down.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Should have been looking up. - 3-7-1-4.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Do you think it could be a combination?- Let's try it.
0:10:45 > 0:10:483-7-1-4.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50OK, 3...
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- 7-1-4.- 7...
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- 1-4.- 1...- Jimmi...
0:10:55 > 0:10:56- ALL:- 4!
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Yes! THEY CHEER
0:11:01 > 0:11:02OK, no, no. This is still locked.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07- But there is...- Of course it is. - ..a comic book.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Ooh!
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Leave this with me.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12RATTLING
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Sh!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Nothing.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Hang on. There's an ice box.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28- Ice? Hang on. Didn't Al find an ice pick?- Well spotted, Sid.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Right.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32Look - ice lollies.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Ooh! There's something in this one.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Let me.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Good technique there from Jimmi. Clearly he's done this...
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Is that a key? Yes, it is!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58And it's another key!
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Where does this one go?
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Jealous, Al? Don't you think you'd better let Sid have a look at that?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Far from it, thank you. I've almost worked it out.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09The key is actually Touchstone.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Really?
0:12:11 > 0:12:14That clown suit is a red herring if ever I saw one.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Shakespeare's clowns - they didn't dress like that.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Are you sure?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Why else would this comic book have been in that safe?
0:12:21 > 0:12:24It's classic spy behaviour, isn't it?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Touchstone is a cipher.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Each letter represents a number, which in turn represents a page,
0:12:29 > 0:12:31panel and word in this comic book.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35All I've got to do now is put them together. I'm almost there, thank you very much.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Hey! Over here.
0:12:38 > 0:12:43- Ooh!- Wow. Can't we just do paintballing next time?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Al, you know how you said everything was important...?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Don't waste my time with your red herrings.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52We were busy. I'm sorry.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Meanwhile, I'm back there twiddling my thumbs.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57I've said I'm sorry.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Problem?- Oh... We had a...
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Heston had a couple of cancellations.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03The system went down, I couldn't tell him.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Is he in a mood or is it just me?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Hang on. Hang on.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16There we are!
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- Another key.- Whoa! What made you think of that?
0:13:19 > 0:13:23Sid noticed that the mark was high and the water was low.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27So we thought, "How do we raise the water?"
0:13:27 > 0:13:28It fits.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- Yay!- We are free!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33- Hallelujah!- Yes!
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Well done, team. I knew you had it in you.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Never mind, Al, we got there in the end.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40So, what did your message say?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Nothing. It doesn't matter. - Let's have a look.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43- It doesn't matter.- Haskey!
0:13:47 > 0:13:52Dead men kiss no womble?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Very funny. Least I tried.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Whatever. I'm just so glad to be out of here!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- Oh!- No!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Why is she saying "no"?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Hello, everyone. Well done on escaping the first room.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12You just wait until I get out of here.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Right. Well, you've got 40 minutes for this room.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- Good luck.- OK.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19People, what happened in there, that was a dry run.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22I'm about to show you how this kind of thing is done.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25What makes you imagine that you're still in charge?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Do I need to give another amazing inspirational speech?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31I've got five words for you - dead men kiss no womble.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33THEY CHUCKLE
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Fine. What do you suggest?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36I'm not suggesting anything.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- I'm taking charge.- I think Sid should be in charge.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40He's the one who's solved the most puzzles so far.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- I don't know about that. - Beginner's luck.- Yeah.
0:14:43 > 0:14:48- Tell you what - let's put it to a vote.- Democracy manifest.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51All those in favour of Zara, raise your hand.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Thanks, Emma.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54All those in favour of Sid.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57And Haskey.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Sid, why didn't you vote for yourself?
0:15:02 > 0:15:06- It's a draw.- I propose a coalition, myself in charge,
0:15:06 > 0:15:08with Sid as my deputy. Everyone agree?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Outstanding! Sid, what do you suggest we do first?
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Er, I... I don't know.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Maybe take a look in the cupboard?
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Ooh, the cupboard!
0:15:20 > 0:15:23OK. What does the cupboard have in store?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25LOUD BANG THEY YELL
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- What just happened?- I think it means you've just been shot.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32THEY CHUCKLE BEN: She's right.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34I'm sorry, Al. You're dead.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36It's a bit of a strange choice,
0:15:36 > 0:15:38splitting the team for a team-building event.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42I know what you mean. Are you disappointed not going?
0:15:42 > 0:15:43It's hard to be disappointed
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- when Ben hasn't told anyone what it is.- True.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Are you all right? You just... You bit Karen's head off earlier.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53I know. I'll apologise.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Is everything OK?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59I didn't sleep very well.
0:15:59 > 0:16:00- Something on your mind?- Not really.
0:16:02 > 0:16:03I'm fine.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08It's just, Heston, I'm your wife and you can talk to me, you know.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Some people would say it's compulsory.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Is this to do with the wedding photo reshoot?
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Why don't you tell me what happened yesterday at the detention centre?
0:16:18 > 0:16:19No.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22It's not just me. Other people have noticed.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Why? What are they saying?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25So there is something?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is a whole bunch of nonsense.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32I cannot be dead. Excuse me.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34There must be some way to bring me back.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37- I'm sorry, Al. - Is there a first-aid kit?
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Cos we've got a crack team of GPs right here.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42You're definitely dead. So no helping.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43How is this helping?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46You know what? There is no chance that you're going to
0:16:46 > 0:16:49escape this room without me. So I'm just going to haunt you.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52I'm sorry, did someone say something?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Right, now, I really am taking charge.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Let's get some light on this situation.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00This is basically the same room.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03So we need to open the safe, open the desk and find the damn keys.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05The safe is already open.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08And it's empty. And this is just an ordinary rubber snake.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10PHONE RINGS
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Hello? Yes? No, I'm sorry, there's nobody called Kenny here. Would...?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17DISCONNECTION TONE
0:17:17 > 0:17:19What is that - some kind of wrong number?
0:17:21 > 0:17:22JIMMI: Look.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27"One of you is a mole."
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Well, it wasn't me.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Anyone think it might have been Al?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33SO funny.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35I think it's Ayesha.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Well, you've hardly been helping, have you?- Yeah, it's me.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Can I go now?
0:17:41 > 0:17:42- ZARA:- What about Sid?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45YOU'RE the one who told Al to open the cupboard.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Did you know what was going to happen?
0:17:49 > 0:17:52- No!- You are SUCH a bad liar.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56No, I-I didn't. I-I was the one that got the first clue, remember?
0:17:56 > 0:17:57That was just to gain our trust.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- Did you know there was going to be a second room?- No. I didn't.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Put him in the chair.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY What are you doing? It's not me.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10I'm not the spy! What are you...? Emma, I'm not the spy!
0:18:13 > 0:18:14So, there it is.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18- Silly, really.- Yeah.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Daniel and Zara, they're supposed to be partners.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- It's not just them. - So don't pay any attention.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- They're my colleagues.- And they should've known better.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29It's just silly, ignorant ageism.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30That's what it is.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- I wish.- It is.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Look, wait till they've been in the job a few more years.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37No. The thing is, they have a point.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Heston...- I'm not the man I used to be.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41They're right.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Hey, look at these.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54What? Where did they get that from?
0:18:54 > 0:18:55That is weird.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Why would they do that?
0:18:57 > 0:18:58It's well creepy.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59- Sid!- I wanted to see.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02- Someone's just going to have to cuff him to the chair.- What?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Ben, can you explain these photos?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09When you book, you can choose to personalise the experience.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- Do you like it?- Not much.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14It's fine. The people who run this place are friends of mine, actually.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16That is not very reassuring.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Jimmi, what are you doing? They're probably not even real...
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Guys, I think this is the guy from the cupboard.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28- Same jacket, trilby... - Hang on. Let's have a look?
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Obviously means something. I think we have to go in there.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32How do you work that out? Ugh!
0:19:32 > 0:19:37Why else put a bloke with a gun in an otherwise empty cupboard!?
0:19:37 > 0:19:40- Stop it!- What? No, no, no, I'm dead.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43I'm not here. I am the former Dr Haskey.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47- He's right, though. - PHONE RINGS
0:19:47 > 0:19:53Hello? No, there is no Kenny here. You have the wrong number.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55I'm surprised that phone's even connected.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58What about the gunman in the cupboard? How do we get in without being shot?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00It's probably just another red herring.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Or we missed something in the other room.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05ZARA GRUNTS EMMA SIGHS
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Maybe I have lost my hunger for the job.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17When I left surgery, it was for a change of pace.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19And that was the right choice.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Yes. But I've been a GP for a while now
0:20:21 > 0:20:23and I've settled into a routine.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25So shake it up.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Do a course, you know, a new specialism.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29If I thought that would help, I would.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33But part of it, ironically...
0:20:34 > 0:20:37..is to do with being married.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41I'm happy -
0:20:41 > 0:20:44the happiest I've ever been - but...it's softened me.
0:20:45 > 0:20:46It's calmed me down.
0:20:46 > 0:20:51And maybe I have lost my professional edge.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55So you're saying being happy has made you unhappy?
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- Do you know how bonkers that sounds? - I do.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05Heston, you are a great doctor.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08You improve people's lives every day
0:21:08 > 0:21:11and you've got every right to be happy personally.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Surely that makes you a better doctor,
0:21:13 > 0:21:16because you've got some balance in your life?
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Everything you say makes sense...
0:21:18 > 0:21:24..but there are still these doubts, crowding in like shadows.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26And yesterday and today...
0:21:27 > 0:21:29..I can feel it coming back.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Feel what coming back?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34My depression.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41FOOTSTEPS APPROACH DOOR OPENS
0:21:44 > 0:21:45So?
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Did you find anything?
0:21:50 > 0:21:53I'll take that as a "no", then, shall I?
0:21:56 > 0:21:57OK. Er...
0:21:58 > 0:22:00What if there is some truth
0:22:00 > 0:22:03in what you heard our wonderful colleagues say?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Just... Just bear with me.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08You're getting closer to retirement, as we all are,
0:22:08 > 0:22:10but you're just a bit nearer, aren't you?
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Is this supposed to help?
0:22:11 > 0:22:15OK, so you don't feel the burn of ambition professionally,
0:22:15 > 0:22:17so perhaps you need to find it somewhere else.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21You're... OK, what are you going to do once you retire?
0:22:21 > 0:22:24You're just going to lounge around on the couch watching Columbo?
0:22:24 > 0:22:25- No.- So, what are you going to do?
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- I'd like to travel.- That's good. Good.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33And go to more theatre, music.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Go to some festivals.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Arts festivals, not Glastonbury.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- That's a relief. - What I do now, but more so.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45OK, so would you spend more time in Italy?
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Well, not just Italy - somewhere more challenging.
0:22:48 > 0:22:53- South America, perhaps. - I've always wanted to go to Peru.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54- Have you?- Yeah, so...
0:22:56 > 0:22:59So let's do it. It's exciting, it's, er...
0:22:59 > 0:23:02It's different. If that's not a challenge, I don't know what is.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- You're right.- Yeah. You see?
0:23:06 > 0:23:07So, you're not stagnating.
0:23:07 > 0:23:12The challenges are changing, so you should pursue your passion.
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Thank you.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21- Three minutes!- Honestly, that Geordie guy just won't take a hint.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23What did he say, exactly?
0:23:23 > 0:23:26He just keeps asking to speak to Kenny.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Do you think it's a clue?
0:23:28 > 0:23:31He keeps saying, "Is Kenny there, pet?"
0:23:31 > 0:23:33The same thing each time?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35- Yeah.- Is Kenny there, pet? It's an anagram.
0:23:35 > 0:23:41Is...Kenny...there...
0:23:42 > 0:23:46- ..pet?- We've got, like, one minute left. Is this worth it?
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Key. Key... Tin?
0:23:48 > 0:23:52I-N. In. The. T-H-E. The.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Pr... Pr... Hmm, no.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01- Serpent! Key in the serpent! Where's the snake?- Here, here!
0:24:03 > 0:24:06- There's something inside. - No, no, no, I've checked it.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Not well enough.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09THEY GASP AND SQUEAL
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Let's go!
0:24:10 > 0:24:14- Let's go!- Out, out! Come on, come on, come on.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Well done. But to win the game, everyone needs to leave.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Hello!
0:24:19 > 0:24:21- Al, Al, Al...- Get him out!
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Al, please, I'm so sorry for being such a moany cow.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27I'm kind of dead at the moment.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Dead men don't walk.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32- Come on!- Let's go! - Dead men don't walk.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Out, out, out!
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Let's all get together so we can get some pictures. Come on. Pose, guys.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39There we are, brilliant!
0:24:41 > 0:24:42There we are. Brilliant!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48There we are.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51SHE CHUCKLES It's going to be OK.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55No. It's going to be better than OK.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57- OK?- Thanks.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59What would I do without you?
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Right. If you want, we can look at some travel sites tonight,
0:25:03 > 0:25:06- see what they've got. - Sounds wonderful.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10Yeah. Right, go on. You go and get 'em, cowboy!
0:25:18 > 0:25:21You know, I thought that was going to be really awful.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23But I actually enjoyed it.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25- Thank you.- Thank you.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29- You still sulking about being a dead body?- No. This is a whole new sulk.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34- Thanks, Ben.- You're welcome.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- Whoa!- Chris has been looking for that everywhere.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- I was still looking for clues.- Al!
0:25:42 > 0:25:44So, you were pretty good at this.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Yeah, er, don't tell anyone, but, er,
0:25:47 > 0:25:49I've actually been here before.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52- What?- Last month with a few mates. That's how I knew all the answers.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54- So why didn't you say anything? - At first I didn't want to spoil it,
0:25:54 > 0:25:57then I was quite enjoying watching Al suffer, to be honest.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59You wound him up good and proper.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01I know. Cheers, Ben.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03You're welcome.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04It could have been worse.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Please! I'll get emotional.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Sidney wasn't the mole, was he?
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Let it go, Haskey. It's over.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15No, there you were, acting like you weren't interested,
0:26:15 > 0:26:18but who was it hiding the clues, eh?
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Who was it trying to frame Sid?
0:26:19 > 0:26:22It was you, Carmichael, and I am onto you.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24You're just jealous because I was in charge when we won.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Should have kept the shoes.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35- Still think it's cursed? - Either it is or I am. Shotgun!
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Well played.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41- I don't know what you mean. - Did you find it useful?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Do you think the team found it useful?
0:26:44 > 0:26:47I think the team enjoyed themselves
0:26:47 > 0:26:50but I still think it was irrelevant and silly, and we could have been
0:26:50 > 0:26:53- doing something much better with our time.- Oh. OK.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56- But it was better than zombies. - Sorry?
0:26:57 > 0:26:58You heard.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07He's scared - that's all.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11- Scared of what?- He's terrified he's not man enough to finish me off.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Have you eaten anything unusual today?
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Where's the witch?
0:27:16 > 0:27:20I told you, love, there's no witch.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23He's just there every day, watching him, like some...predator.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27Heston, you need to stop telling me how to do my job.