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0:00:25 > 0:00:26Please.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28You can't take it.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31Stop! Greg! Greg!

0:00:31 > 0:00:34There must be some mistake.

0:00:34 > 0:00:38Please! No, come back!

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Oh!

0:00:46 > 0:00:50Greg! Greg! It's gone.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Gone.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53- What's gone?- The van.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54It's been repossessed.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57This awful man just appeared with official papers and everything

0:00:57 > 0:00:59and... Greg, are you listening to me?!

0:00:59 > 0:01:02The van was an unnecessary expenditure.

0:01:02 > 0:01:03Did you know this was going to happen?

0:01:03 > 0:01:06We need to cut costs at this vital stage.

0:01:06 > 0:01:07It's called fiscal responsibility.

0:01:07 > 0:01:11But how are we going to transport all this lot to the shopping centre?

0:01:11 > 0:01:12Simple. We'll use the car.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14But it's too small.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16- It'll be a squeeze but we shall manage.- But...

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Darling, you're going to have to excuse me

0:01:18 > 0:01:21because I've got a doctor's appointment. I need to freshen up.

0:01:21 > 0:01:22What for? Are you ill?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24No, not at all.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26But there's no harm in getting checked out now, is there?

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Could you box all these up? There's a good girl.

0:01:50 > 0:01:51Hello.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54I'm just reminding you that Mr Adams is coming at midday.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56- Who?- The wedding photographer.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Don't say you've forgotten?

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Of course not. It's just...

0:01:59 > 0:02:00What?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02The timing is a bit tricky.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04I've got a CCG meeting.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07So what are you saying? That you are not coming?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09It depends on the meeting.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10It'd be lovely if you could make it.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14Yeah, I know it would. Look, I want this just as much as you.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16I'll do my best. See you later. Bye.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26You know, I can't help feeling sorry for Ben.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29He seems so downhearted this morning.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30I thought it was his decision?

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Maybe I should...you know...

0:02:33 > 0:02:35- What?- ..go and talk to him.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Give him a shoulder to cry on.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Offer a healing touch. That sort of thing.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41- I don't think that's a good idea. - Why not?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Well, he's probably still processing, you know.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Maybe best give him his own space for now.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48What if he wants to come out of his shell?

0:02:48 > 0:02:50What if he doesn't?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52So you think it's best not to interfere?

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Yeah!

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Hmm.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01PHONE RINGS

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Oh, hi, Mr Summers.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08I was hoping to see you later. What can I do for you?

0:03:08 > 0:03:09What?

0:03:11 > 0:03:13What are you saying? I don't understand.

0:03:17 > 0:03:18KNOCK ON DOOR

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Come in.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25I thought you could use a brew.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Thanks. That's very kind of you.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34So, how are you coping?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Just ploughing through the annual audit.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40With a bit of luck, I should be on top of it by the end of the day.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42No, I meant how are you coping with the thing about you

0:03:42 > 0:03:45coming out of the closet and then dumping Will?

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Well...it was...

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Yeah. No, I understand.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53You're processing.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Take your time.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57At least I've got work to distract me.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Oh, no. No.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01No. You mustn't bury yourself in displacement activity.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03You must confront your trauma.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05I think I've done enough of that already.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08No. You see, Ben, the worst thing you can do is muffle your emotions.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Your gayness has been on a roller-coaster ride, hasn't it?

0:04:13 > 0:04:15And I think it's important to acknowledge that.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Actually, I'm not sure that... - You've only just accepted yourself

0:04:18 > 0:04:21and then your first relationship, boom, blows up in your face.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24It must be so tempting just to dive straight back into the closet,

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- slam the door, lock the door... - Valerie, can I ask you something?

0:04:27 > 0:04:28Go ahead.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Have you ever done a counselling course?

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Not officially, no.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36But I like to think I know my way around the basics.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- You could call me intuitive.- Right.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42So, go on, then, between you and me.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44How are you really coping?

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Also, you shouldn't be afraid to let people know that

0:05:31 > 0:05:32you're vulnerable at this time.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34That you're flailing. That you're...

0:05:34 > 0:05:38Valerie, sorry, I don't mean to be rude

0:05:38 > 0:05:40but I really have a lot on my plate, right now.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Yes, I can see that.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43No, I mean...

0:05:43 > 0:05:45I really do have to crack on.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Oh, right.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Well, I'll leave you to it, then.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Are you doing anything for lunch? - Sorry?

0:05:53 > 0:05:55You and me, lunch?

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Er...fine.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Great.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02We've still got a lot more ground to cover.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Take a seat.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26Here you go, Madam. An invitation to an event guaranteed to lift

0:06:26 > 0:06:28the clouds of your enveloping dotage.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Excuse me.- There you go, sir. It will brighten up your afternoon.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Excuse me. Bothering the patients.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34Excuse me.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37I happen to be promoting enlightenment.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Well, I'm trying to promote a peaceful surgery.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Then I suggest you close your mouth.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43I beg your pardon!

0:06:43 > 0:06:44I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47There's no need to talk to me in that tone of voice.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50I happen to have an appointment with Dr Granger.

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Name?

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Gregory Griffiths.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57You're 15 minutes early. If you'd like to take a seat?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00What I would like, if it's not too much trouble on your part,

0:07:00 > 0:07:03is to be pointed in the general direction of the gent's loos.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13SPOON CLINKS

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Awkward request moment.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Go on.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25I'd really be grateful if we can have one final counselling session.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27If you can make the time.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Is this about Will?

0:07:28 > 0:07:30You're a mind-reader.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Obviously, you're family and living together, so if you think it's...

0:07:33 > 0:07:35He's moved out, actually.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Oh?

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Sorry. Forget I asked.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Mm. My room. Ten minutes.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Yeah.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48SIGHING Too dry.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05HE COUGHS

0:08:05 > 0:08:07PHONE RINGS

0:08:13 > 0:08:17Greg, call me as soon as you get this message.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18It's urgent.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20We're in trouble.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28What's this?

0:08:28 > 0:08:31An opportunity to expand your artistic horizons.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33OK.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36I am renting a promotional stall in the shopping centre.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Feel free to come along and choose a sculptured figurine

0:08:38 > 0:08:41which would undoubtedly enhance your working environment.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43- It's...nice.- Nice?

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Surely a professional person of your standing can appreciate

0:08:46 > 0:08:49the sheer assemblage of talent required to craft such a piece?

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Notice the graceful sweep of the curvature.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54The poignant beak. The minimalist detail of the plumage.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Mr Griffiths...

0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Call me Greg.- OK, Greg.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Is there anything that I can actually help you with?

0:09:00 > 0:09:01There certainly is.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03For the past month or so, I have been sweating profusely.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06As you can see for yourself. And it's getting worse.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09I'm having to change my clothes up to twice a day.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11- OK.- Now, I have researched my symptoms

0:09:11 > 0:09:14and it appears I have something called hyperhidrosis.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15It's a possibility.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17A possibility? I'd say it was a racing certainty.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Are you taking any medications of late?

0:09:19 > 0:09:20Such as?

0:09:20 > 0:09:22- You tell me.- No.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26No, OK. Any symptoms of infection? Fever, for example?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29These can be sometimes triggers for sweating.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32I've had one or two colds. Does that count?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34OK, what about spicy food?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Eat a lot, or much alcohol?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38I enjoy a curry and a claret now and again.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40OK, well, it's best to avoid those for now.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42What about deodorant, do you use that?

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Possibly. Think so. Yes.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48OK, I recommend that you switch to an antiperspirant.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Try to avoid using restrictive clothing.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Anything made of man-made fibres like nylon.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Put on clean, fresh, clothes every day.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57And we'll do some tests too.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59But, even with these precautions,

0:09:59 > 0:10:01I understand there's no cure for hyperhidrosis.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02I'm stuck with it?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Perhaps, but we offer a wide range of treatments

0:10:04 > 0:10:06that can manage the situation.

0:10:06 > 0:10:07What kind of treatments?

0:10:07 > 0:10:10There's a number of options up to and including Botox.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Does that mean needles?!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18So...

0:10:18 > 0:10:20How's Will?

0:10:20 > 0:10:21He's OK.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23He moved in with Erin on Saturday.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Oh.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27I think I really hurt him.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29You know what Will's like.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32He's disappointed now, but he'll bounce back.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Do you think I did the right thing?

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Do you?

0:10:37 > 0:10:38Yes.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Well, you can only do what you think is right.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43I'll always be grateful to him.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Left to me, I would have stayed closeted for years.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Mum would have liked that.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Do you really believe that?

0:10:51 > 0:10:53I spoke to her again over the weekend.

0:10:53 > 0:10:58She's not totally wow about my sexuality but she's getting there.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01So, it's not all bad, then?

0:11:01 > 0:11:04I suppose. Even with the unexpected break-up.

0:11:04 > 0:11:05Hm.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Well, think of this as a springboard

0:11:07 > 0:11:11for a more emotionally confident chapter in your life.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19And quite a lot of celebrities have the toxin injected in their armpits.

0:11:19 > 0:11:20Why on Earth would they do that?

0:11:20 > 0:11:22If they're doing a lot of award ceremonies,

0:11:22 > 0:11:24they don't want to be seen to be sweating too much.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26That's all very well but I'm not quite a celebrity yet

0:11:26 > 0:11:29- and I have an absolute horror of needles.- Don't worry.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31I'm not suggesting for a minute that we go to that option straightaway.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35This is a prescription for an aluminium chloride antiperspirant.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Book an appointment with the nurse on the way out.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39I also want to do some blood tests on you,

0:11:39 > 0:11:42to make sure everything is in order. And we'll take it from there.

0:11:42 > 0:11:43Thank you, Dr Granger.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46And can I look forward to your company later on?

0:11:46 > 0:11:49And, dare I say, your possible patronage?

0:11:49 > 0:11:50What?

0:11:50 > 0:11:51Oh, well...

0:11:51 > 0:11:53- Let's see.- You won't regret it.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Art is good for the soul.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Aren't you forgetting something?

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Beg your pardon? Oops.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02Silly me.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10Please come in. I'm sorry my husband can't be here

0:12:10 > 0:12:12but we tend to agree on the same things.

0:12:12 > 0:12:13Please take a seat, Mr Adams.

0:12:13 > 0:12:14ITALIAN ACCENT: Please, it's Paolo.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17What a gorgeous home you have.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18Such refined decor.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19Thank you.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21You come highly recommended.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25I've seen examples of your work and I am very impressed.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29- Thank you. But have you seen my latest work?- Oh.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32It is an explosion of fabulousness.

0:12:32 > 0:12:38I see you in a shimmering gown, garlanded with swirls and furls.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Your husband is by your side,

0:12:40 > 0:12:45complementing your radiance in a suit of dark satin.

0:12:45 > 0:12:49In the background, there is the merest hint of

0:12:49 > 0:12:55oriental palace or an exotic beach,

0:12:55 > 0:13:00bathed in dazzling sunshine.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03All done through the magic of...

0:13:03 > 0:13:04MIDLANDS ACCENT: ..green screen.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10Actually, we wanted something a bit more traditional.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11Traditional?

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Well... Please, please.

0:13:13 > 0:13:14Don't get me wrong.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16I don't mean old-fashioned.

0:13:16 > 0:13:22It's just what I want, we want, is classic bride and groom shots.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Because we're going to be at the same venue that we got married.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26We're going to have the same flowers.

0:13:28 > 0:13:29Is there something wrong?

0:13:29 > 0:13:32ITALIAN ACCENT: No, I was just wondering, uh...

0:13:32 > 0:13:36MIDLANDS ACCENT: ..why you didn't hire a photographer at the time?

0:13:36 > 0:13:40Well, we...we did. But there was a mix-up.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43And they went to the wrong venue.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Ah, that was unfortunate.- Yeah.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48But there won't be a mix-up this time

0:13:48 > 0:13:50because I'm going to be in charge of the whole day.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54ITALIAN ACCENT: I understand

0:13:54 > 0:13:57and I will be 'appy to meet your requirements.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Grazie.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01So, shall we have a look at the contract.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04The meeting was cancelled. Hello there.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Oh, hi. I am Paolo.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Hola, Paolo. Mio nome e Heston.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Right, let's get started?

0:14:19 > 0:14:21What have you been doing all this time?

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Why haven't you packed the ducks away?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25- Why haven't you been answering your phone?- Never mind that now.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Come on. We'd better get a shift on, if we're going to set up the stall.

0:14:28 > 0:14:29- That's not going to happen.- What?

0:14:29 > 0:14:31There is no stall. Not for us.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33What are you blathering about?

0:14:33 > 0:14:36I got a call from the manager of the shopping centre.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38It turns out he never received the initial down-payment.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41So he's had to let it go to someone else.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44Oh, tell me this is a joke.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46You stupid... This is all your fault!

0:14:46 > 0:14:47My fault?!

0:14:47 > 0:14:50You're supposed to be in charge of the business side of the business.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Me? For the past year, I've been holding down two jobs

0:14:53 > 0:14:54to finance this project.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Your project!

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Your project that you've never let me have a single say in.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Have you any idea how hard that's been for me?

0:15:02 > 0:15:04The sacrifices I've made?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06And what about my sacrifices?

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Day in, day out, the strain of maintaining creativity.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12The absolute stress of trying to realise an artistic vision.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Don't you come the martyr with me!

0:15:15 > 0:15:17I'm sorry. That was probably uncalled for.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19We're ruined.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20Utterly ruined.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Come on.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24I'm sure we can turn this situation around.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25- I'm sure.- How?

0:15:28 > 0:15:29Trust me.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37Here's to your impending career in fashion photography.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39It's only an ambition at this stage.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41I'm sure it'll be a roaring success.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42Don't you think so, Ruhma?

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Right, can we see some examples of your work.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46There's no need. Because I've told Paolo what I...WE want.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48There's no harm in looking.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Oh, this is fun.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55I thought you'd like it.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58We could be astronauts on the moon.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02Or Antony and Cleopatra going down on the Nile on a golden barge?

0:16:02 > 0:16:03Love it.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Or contestants on Love Island.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07You don't even know what that is.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10I don't want this to be like a silly pantomime theme.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Oh, pantomime, I hadn't thought of pantomime.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Do I need to remind you that our occasion was ruined?

0:16:15 > 0:16:19I just want some decent photographs, Heston.

0:16:19 > 0:16:20How was your wedding ruined?

0:16:20 > 0:16:23She was arrested right after she said "I do."

0:16:23 > 0:16:24GASPING Brilliant!

0:16:24 > 0:16:26More fabulousness!

0:16:26 > 0:16:27Sorry?

0:16:27 > 0:16:32Cops and robbers! We can do a comic strip theme.

0:16:32 > 0:16:33Oh, like a silent movie.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36I could be a Keystone Cop and chase you down an alleyway,

0:16:36 > 0:16:38- strewn with ridiculous objects... - No!

0:16:38 > 0:16:39No! No!

0:16:39 > 0:16:41This is not what I want.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Are you sure you got permission to do this?

0:16:48 > 0:16:52I told you. I called Dr Granger and he readily gave his blessing.

0:16:52 > 0:16:53Speaking of blessings.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55This is definitely one in disguise.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57- How do you work that out? - Think about it.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00In the shopping centre, we would have been one stall among many.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03This is a unique location.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Word of mouth will spread like wildfire.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08I predict a brisk business future.

0:17:08 > 0:17:09Doesn't seem too brisk.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Once again with a negative attitude.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12You again.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Ah. Good afternoon.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Might I interest you in...

0:17:16 > 0:17:19You're trespassing and causing an obstruction.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20It's all right. We've got...

0:17:20 > 0:17:23You've got five minutes to clear all this tat away.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Tat? Tat?! You philistine harpy!

0:17:26 > 0:17:27SHE CHUCKLES

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Five minutes before I call the police.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32There seems to be some misunderstanding.

0:17:32 > 0:17:33Fetch what's-his-name, Dr Granger.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36I don't think we should bother him. Ignore the harridan.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37She's bluffing.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38What are you doing?

0:17:38 > 0:17:39Getting Dr Granger.

0:17:39 > 0:17:40Dr Granger.

0:17:50 > 0:17:51Oh...

0:17:51 > 0:17:54- There's a problem with one of your patients.- What?

0:17:54 > 0:17:56I'd like to see Dr Granger.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57Hello, you are...?

0:17:57 > 0:18:00I'm Laura Griffiths. You saw my husband earlier, Greg.

0:18:00 > 0:18:04- Yes?- Did you say he could sell his sculptures outside this surgery?

0:18:04 > 0:18:05No, no, I didn't.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07I'll leave you to it, then?

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Behold the noble canard.

0:18:14 > 0:18:19This beauteous creation could be yours for the modest sum of £75.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt. What do you think you're doing?

0:18:23 > 0:18:25I'm bringing art to the masses.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27You lied to me. Can this day get any worse?

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Calm down, dear.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32For somebody who's exerting himself with your supposed condition,

0:18:32 > 0:18:34you seem remarkably free of symptoms.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36The condition is erratic.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38The sweating comes and goes.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39What's all...? What condition?

0:18:39 > 0:18:42- What's all this got to do with sweating?- Nothing.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Greg doesn't have a problem with sweating.

0:18:44 > 0:18:45WHEEZING: Shut up.

0:18:45 > 0:18:46- What's going on?- I said...

0:18:46 > 0:18:47COUGHING

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Greg!

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Greg, try and slow your breathing down!

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Nice and smooth, nice and smooth.

0:18:57 > 0:18:58I just don't get it.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Why would Ben break our lunch date?

0:19:02 > 0:19:03Maybe he forgot.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Perhaps...

0:19:05 > 0:19:09Or maybe he's gone for lunch with Jimmi cos it makes sense.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Jimmi has been counselling him.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Yeah, OK, I get that. He has got a connection with Jimmi.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17But me and Ben...

0:19:17 > 0:19:19What's happened?

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Are you OK, do you need a hand?

0:19:21 > 0:19:22No, no, it's fine.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24- Are you sure?- Sure.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Honestly, that bloke.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31He would make an interesting case study for Jimmi.

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Is Jimmi looking for case studies?

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Oh, I don't know.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Because I think I'd make an excellent one!

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Thank you, Doctor. I feel much better.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44All the same, I'd like to arrange for you to be taken to St Phil's

0:19:44 > 0:19:47- for some further tests. - Is that really necessary?

0:19:47 > 0:19:49I'd also like to find out what caused your breathlessness.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51He's never had this before.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Have you taken any illegal substances?

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Of course not. What kind of person do you think I am?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57The only thing I've taken...

0:19:58 > 0:19:59HE COUGHS

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Go on.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Greg, it's in your interest to tell me about something you could

0:20:03 > 0:20:07have taken that could have contributed to your attack.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09OK, I ate a few of those.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11I never tried them before.

0:20:11 > 0:20:12Is that what caused this?

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Possibly. With some people,

0:20:14 > 0:20:17chilli peppers cause an extremely allergic reaction.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18Why on earth would you eat them?

0:20:18 > 0:20:21It was a dare. A friend dared me.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Not cos you thought they'd make you sweat?

0:20:23 > 0:20:25What are you suggesting?!

0:20:25 > 0:20:28That I would deliberately try and mimic a symptom of hyperhidrosis?

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Why would I want to do that?

0:20:30 > 0:20:31You tell me.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33And while you're at it, explain this.

0:20:43 > 0:20:44Penny for them.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47I was just thinking,

0:20:47 > 0:20:49maybe I wouldn't make such a good case study for Jimmi after all.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53Are you kidding? You'd be an ideal candidate.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Yeah, but what would I talk about?

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Where do I start?

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Actually, now you come to say it, I do have anxiety issues.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05And I've often wondered if I was dyslexic.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Or maybe I've got a touch of dyspraxia?

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Maybe you should stick to actual experiences.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12I can't tell you the amount of sleep disorders I've had.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13And then there's fatigue issues.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17And I'm pretty certain I've had a few narcoleptic episodes.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21I've never heard you mention any of these things before.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23I didn't realise I was so problematic.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Jimmi is in for a real treat.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33This is an outrage. You've no right to read my private correspondence.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Why didn't you tell me?

0:21:35 > 0:21:39It's not important, I've no intention of serving on a jury.

0:21:39 > 0:21:40Why not?

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Because some trials can last for months. And that's a disaster

0:21:43 > 0:21:45when you're trying to start up your own business.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47I see, hence the chilli.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50I read somewhere that you can be excused jury service

0:21:50 > 0:21:52if you have a condition like hyperhidrosis.

0:21:52 > 0:21:53Is that true?

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Doctor, I need you to stand by your diagnosis.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01I didn't make a diagnosis.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Please, I've given up 20 years, working in local government

0:22:04 > 0:22:07in order to realise my dream of becoming an artist. Don't dash it.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09I've given my answer.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10It wouldn't be ethical.

0:22:10 > 0:22:11Oh, I see.

0:22:11 > 0:22:15But it would be ethical to let Laura and me go bankrupt!

0:22:15 > 0:22:18If anyone is driving us towards bankruptcy, it's you!

0:22:18 > 0:22:22- Laura?- The business website is dull and uninformative.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24You've never done any market research.

0:22:24 > 0:22:25The products are over-priced.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27And when you try and sell them to potential suppliers,

0:22:27 > 0:22:30your overbearing attitude puts them off.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33- I don't think this... - We're supposed to operate as a team

0:22:33 > 0:22:35but you insist on making all the decisions.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Why have you never mentioned this before?

0:22:38 > 0:22:41I have. Repeatedly. But you just don't listen.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44For over 20 years, I've been married to a man

0:22:44 > 0:22:46who has never once shown the slightest regard

0:22:46 > 0:22:48for anything I've ever said.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Perhaps it's time you heeded Laura's advice?

0:22:53 > 0:22:55At the very least, considered her opinions.

0:23:00 > 0:23:04Could we...start again?

0:23:04 > 0:23:06This time, together.

0:23:06 > 0:23:07Together?

0:23:24 > 0:23:26This isn't helping.

0:23:26 > 0:23:27What isn't?

0:23:27 > 0:23:29The Arctic silence.

0:23:29 > 0:23:30I was going more for seething.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35The wedding photos are never going to be the same

0:23:35 > 0:23:37because that day has been and gone.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40What, you'd rather I looked at photos of myself being arrested?

0:23:40 > 0:23:43I'm sorry the day didn't go to plan.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46But at least I got to marry the woman of my dreams.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47Nice try.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51I think we can have a bit more fun with this, you know.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53And embrace the central artifice.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54Go on?

0:23:54 > 0:23:56If we're going to go fake,

0:23:56 > 0:23:58let's go really fake.

0:23:58 > 0:24:02With Paolo's green screen, we could be at the Niagara Falls

0:24:02 > 0:24:06or a tropical garden. You decide.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08I don't know.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10This is an era of fake news.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13We could be a current couple.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15We could be bake or fake.

0:24:16 > 0:24:17Did you just make that up?

0:24:17 > 0:24:19I think I did.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24I'm not saying I am totally on board with this...

0:24:24 > 0:24:25But?

0:24:25 > 0:24:29I...I insist that we just have some photos of the bride and groom.

0:24:29 > 0:24:30Of course.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32I mean it, Heston. I'm not dressing up as Tinkerbell.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34No, I'm Tinkerbell.

0:25:14 > 0:25:15You've missed one.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Be a dear and pick it up.

0:25:22 > 0:25:23I'll be waiting for you at home.

0:25:25 > 0:25:26With your bags packed.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28What?

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Do you know what, Greg?

0:25:30 > 0:25:35I could almost put up with your arrogance and artistic delusions.

0:25:35 > 0:25:40But today has proved with blinding clarity that what will never

0:25:40 > 0:25:46change is the fact that you are absolutely and irredeemably...

0:25:46 > 0:25:47stupid.

0:25:47 > 0:25:48Laura!

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Oh, and just so you won't be totally alone for the

0:25:50 > 0:25:52rest of your miserable life...

0:26:01 > 0:26:05Jimmi, sorry to barge in, but I've got some good news for you.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07- Great news, actually.- Oh, yeah?

0:26:07 > 0:26:09I've decided to be your next guinea pig.

0:26:09 > 0:26:10My what?

0:26:10 > 0:26:12So, if you're looking for a new case study...

0:26:12 > 0:26:14look no further.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16Ta-da!

0:26:23 > 0:26:24You are really strong.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26I have no control over it.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Is there anything specific in your life that is causing you anxiety?

0:26:29 > 0:26:31What are you, an idiot?

0:26:31 > 0:26:32Can you stop doing that?

0:26:32 > 0:26:33Doing what?

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Scratching yourself. You've been doing it all morning.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38- Have I?- Yeah. It's making me itchy.

0:26:38 > 0:26:39You lied to me.

0:26:39 > 0:26:40For your own good.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42I trusted you!

0:26:42 > 0:26:43Leah!

0:26:43 > 0:26:44Leah!

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