0:00:30 > 0:00:32Shouldn't you two be out there, saving people?
0:00:32 > 0:00:35- Just dropped off a suspect, Sarge. - Yeah. Kathy the kleptomaniac.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Ah, the streets of Letherbridge are safe once more!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41- Right, my turn to drive. - No, it's not.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44I'll show you how to do it properly. Come on.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- As your girlfriend was saying last night...- Oh!
0:00:46 > 0:00:48At least I have a girlfriend. Come on, give me the keys.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51All right, look, let's toss for it, eh? Call.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Heads.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Still having problems with your co-ordination!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59- Can you see where it went?- No.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Zara, are you busy? I wanted to ask you something.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06I've got a Social Services meeting at ten, but other than that...
0:01:06 > 0:01:08OK, great. I'll catch you later.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15- Well, you two look cheerful. - Do you know, I am itching like mad.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18So am I! And now I'm getting that rash, like you've got.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- I didn't sleep a wink. - I know, you look terrible.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- I mean...- Anyway, I've been googling,
0:01:24 > 0:01:27and it's not flesh-eating bacteria.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31- You didn't think it was, did you? - Oh, it was something that Zara said.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34And if it was that, we'd have had other symptoms.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Maybe it's an allergy.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Did you wash this cardigan in that new washing powder?- No.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- Maybe it's fleas. - Fleas, yes! Geoffrey!
0:01:43 > 0:01:48- No! He's a very clean cat. - Well, spray him anyway, please.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49No, I can't do that. He won't like it.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51He'll go into one of his sulks.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55I don't care! I cannot stand this any more.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58I am itching in some really intimate places.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Day's hardly started and we've had a car accident already.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- Serious?- No. Just a fender-bender.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- PCs Atkinson and Kirkwood. - The Chuckle Brothers.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Yeah, Atkinson's driven straight into the gatepost.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Hasn't even got out the car park, the idiot.- Are they both OK?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Yeah, they must be cos I offered to send them home and they said they were fine.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16But do us a favour - check them over, just in case.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Yeah, of course. Are you OK?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Yeah, I've just been itching. So has Karen.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Well, you're making me itch just looking at you.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23- I'll send the boys in.- OK.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24So, let me get this straight.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- You are having your wedding photos redone?- Mm-hm.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- What, people actually do that?- Yeah.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Because, well, we didn't get any done on the day, did we?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Because you were arrested.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Yeah. Well, this is a good chance to do it, and it'll be fun.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41We've got this photographer and he's got lots of ideas.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45We'll do the classic shots, as well, but he's got lots of suggestions.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47He's going to shoot us against a green screen,
0:02:47 > 0:02:49with a backdrop put in,
0:02:49 > 0:02:52and it means that we could be anywhere.
0:02:52 > 0:02:57- Eiffel Tower, space - you know, whatever.- Really?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Yeah, one doesn't marry Heston Carter
0:02:59 > 0:03:01without embracing eccentricity.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Well, it's your money. If you both want to...
0:03:04 > 0:03:05We do. Thank you.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- Sure you didn't hit your head? - Weren't going fast enough.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Barely going 20 and then he crashes into the gates. Muppet.
0:03:15 > 0:03:20- And Craig was definitely driving? - Yeah, I said.- That's strange,
0:03:20 > 0:03:23because you've hurt your right shoulder
0:03:23 > 0:03:25and your left side, which means
0:03:25 > 0:03:27the belt would have been coming across you this way.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32That would mean you were in the driving seat. Not him.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34You crashed the car, didn't you?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Look, I've got an advanced driving course next week.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43If they know I crashed a car, they won't let me do it.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45So, you got Craig to take the blame?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47He's not interested in driving fast cars.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50He'll get a telling-off and that's all. What does it matter?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52I think you're both being totally irresponsible.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54I think you should tell Sergeant Hollins.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02You having problems with your vision?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05What? No. It's fine.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Right, I'd like to take a look at your eyes.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Come in.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Well, look who it is. The crime-fighting hero.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Takes one to know one. Am I disturbing you?
0:04:21 > 0:04:25I am doing QOF reports, so, please, disturb away.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Splendid. I could do with your advice.- You, too?
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Now, you know Ruhma and I are redoing our wedding photos?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- Yes, I heard.- So, I thought, while we're at it,
0:04:35 > 0:04:36why don't we redo the reception, as well?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38We didn't do it properly last time
0:04:38 > 0:04:40and this would be the perfect opportunity.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44I think Ruhma's expecting it to be just you and her and the kids.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47No, no, you all have to be there. You're all coming for the photos,
0:04:47 > 0:04:50so we need to have a party, with food and drink.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52I mean, the venue is free - Haseldine Hall -
0:04:52 > 0:04:54so Ruhma will like that, won't she?
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- I'm not Ruhma. You need to ask her. - Well, I can't. It's a surprise.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Don't you think there were a few too many surprises last time?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03No, no, no. This'll be a nice surprise with all her friends.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04We won't do the whole reception.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06It's going to be a fairly modest affair.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Heston, modest by your standards
0:05:08 > 0:05:10is insanely extravagant by anyone else's.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13No, it'll be low-key, with champagne,
0:05:13 > 0:05:15and wedding cake, of course, for the photos.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- So, what do you think? - Why are you asking me?
0:05:19 > 0:05:20I've never had a wedding.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Daniel and I have managed perfectly well
0:05:22 > 0:05:25without ever going through with that ridiculous farrago.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Sorry, public declaration of love. Do whatever makes you both happy,
0:05:29 > 0:05:31but maybe leave the rest of us out of it
0:05:31 > 0:05:33because, last time, it was pretty traumatic.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Oh, absolutely not. You all have to be there.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38It's for everyone. Thank you, Zara.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40You've really helped me make up my mind.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Paul, when was the last time you saw an optician?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55I've got twenty-twenty vision. I don't need glasses.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Have you noticed any problem seeing in the dark or in dim lights
0:05:59 > 0:06:01or with your peripheral vision?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05No.
0:06:06 > 0:06:12- Well, I'd like to do a test. - Fine. I'll do the eye-chart thing.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15L-H-T-O-C-N-E-A.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- Told you. Twenty-twenty.- OK.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Right, I need you to look straight ahead for me,
0:06:21 > 0:06:23and I'm going to move this out to the side.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25You tell me when you can no longer see it. OK?
0:06:29 > 0:06:30- Now.- OK.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Now.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Right, now, I'm going to move it towards the centre.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Look straight ahead. Tell me when you can see it.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Now.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Now.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Didn't raise my hand that time.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56You don't have much in the way of peripheral vision, do you?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Probably why you crashed the car. - So, what are you saying?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02That I need glasses after all? OK, I'll get glasses.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05That might not help. How long have you been dealing with this?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Don't know.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Some days, it's worse than others.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17I thought I was imagining it.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- But you noticed there might a problem?- Yeah.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Since Christmas. Maybe before.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- What is it?- Erm...
0:07:31 > 0:07:34..you need to make an appointment, go and see your GP,
0:07:34 > 0:07:36and get a referral to an ophthalmologist.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39It's possible you have something called retinitis pigmentosa.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Never heard of it.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Yeah, I'll write it down for you. It's quite rare.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49- It's degenerative. - What's the treatment?
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Well, there is no treatment at the moment, or a cure.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54There's some very encouraging research...
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Are you saying I'm going blind?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Ruhma wants to redo the wedding photos,
0:08:01 > 0:08:05and Heston wants to redo the reception.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- What? Really?- Really.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10And they want all of us to go along and relive the full day
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- in all its ghastliness. - Well, that's a terrible idea.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15I know, and I tried to warn Heston, but he won't listen.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Anyway, they've both been asking my advice,
0:08:17 > 0:08:21so I'm sure you're going to get roped in sometime soon, and I thought I'd better warn you.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- Well, that's the last thing anyone needs.- Exactly.
0:08:24 > 0:08:29Not that that'll put Heston off. It's going to be a total nightmare.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30- SHE SIGHS - All right, well,
0:08:30 > 0:08:33thanks for the heads-up. Bye.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Great.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41But I can read, you know, even small print.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43I can't be going blind if I can still read.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Well, actually, with this condition, you can.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Look, you might not go totally blind.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51A lot of people with RP retain some useful vision,
0:08:51 > 0:08:54and your eyesight might deteriorate really slowly.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58- It could be years, even decades. - But it is going to get worse?
0:08:58 > 0:08:59If it is RP, then, yeah.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04It runs in families. There's usually a history.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06No-one in my family's got dodgy eyesight.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08My mum doesn't even wear glasses, and then my dad...
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Well, he walked out when I was four.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- So, you're not in contact?- No.- OK.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Well, your dad could have developed problems after he left you
0:09:20 > 0:09:22or he could have been a carrier,
0:09:22 > 0:09:24in which case, he wouldn't have had any symptoms.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27You need to see a specialist as soon as you can,
0:09:27 > 0:09:29and you need to stop driving.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32What...completely?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Yeah. If it is RP, then, yeah, you shouldn't be driving at all.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- I just bought a new car!- Look, I know this is a lot to take in.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Have you got someone to talk to?
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- Or there's counselling. - I'll be all right.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51What should I do?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Well, first, you need to inform the DVLA
0:09:53 > 0:09:55that you're not safe to drive. I mean, that's a priority.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- And if I think you haven't done that, then I need to inform them. - I'll sort it.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05- What else?- Well, you need to tell your senior officers.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Sergeant Hollins is going to be sympathetic,
0:10:08 > 0:10:11but you need to tell them that you were driving, and not Craig.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Right. Yeah.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Right. And the sooner you have the conversation, the better.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Once you get a definite diagnosis, we'll know what we're dealing with.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25- OK. Well, I best be going anyway. - Paul, I'm really sorry.
0:10:26 > 0:10:31It's all right. You're just doing your job. Thanks.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43You coming to the darts match tonight?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Nah.- Oh, come on. You've got to support the team.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- Yeah, I'll be with you in a second.- All right.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Forgot my handcuffs!- Oh.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06- Still admiring yourself?- Yeah.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Well, when you look as hot as I do...
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- HE CHUCKLES - So, are we going to hit the street?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14No, I've got to see the doc.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Still, don't worry, mate. I'll cover for you.- Wait!
0:11:25 > 0:11:30Argh! Oh, this is agony! I just can't stand it.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Oh, Daniel, Daniel!
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Or Zara. Anyone. We really need your help.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38I've seen 20 patients already this morning, so unless it's an emergency...
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- BOTH:- It is an emergency!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- We think we've got fleas. - SHE CHUCKLES
0:11:42 > 0:11:45You should look at us. It's the least you can do,
0:11:45 > 0:11:47after what you said about flesh-eating bacteria.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50It was a joke! We're going to lunch. You're hardly going to die while we're gone.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Just calm yourselves down and have a cup of tea.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- How can you call yourself a caring professional?- I don't.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- I call myself an overworked GP. - Oh, come on.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59We're not going to expect any sympathy from her.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02It's probably not fleas.
0:12:02 > 0:12:03And they're gone.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04What am I like?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Driving through the gateway - that's basic, that is.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Instead, I manage to hit the post.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Don't even bother.- What? - Paul already told me
0:12:14 > 0:12:16he was driving and he crashed the car.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18So, why are you taking the blame?
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- He's a mate, and he asked.- Yeah.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27Well, I've told him he needs to tell Sergeant Hollins the truth.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Paul's all right, isn't he? He's not...ill or anything?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32I can't discuss it with you.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34If you want to know anything, you'll have to ask him.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37It's just that he's been a right moody git for weeks.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Months, even. - Like I said, I can't discuss it.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44The accident - it was daylight, it wasn't icy,
0:12:44 > 0:12:46he wasn't driving into the sun.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47How did he manage to hit the gate?
0:12:47 > 0:12:49You know what? I have checked you over
0:12:49 > 0:12:52and you are fit to go back to duty, so go on.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Ooh! No, lower. Bit lower. Yeah. Ooh, yeah.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Ooh, yeah, that's good, that's good, that's good.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Oh, Ben, listen, I'm going to have to go home.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10I can't work like this. Neither of us can.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13I think it's fleas. I can feel them crawling all over me.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Fleas don't crawl. They hop, don't they?
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Sorry. Yeah, I've got stuff to do.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Yeah, about that - there have been more complaints.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Patients don't like to see the reception staff
0:13:25 > 0:13:28talking about fleas and scratching.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30It doesn't give a good impression of the practice.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Well, how would they like it?- OK.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Look, I'll get a doctor to look at you both.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Don't worry. We're going to sort this out.- Oh, good.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- I'm going to go outside. Some cold fresh air might help.- Yeah, me too.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44HE EXHALES
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Zara, Daniel, can I ask a huge favour?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- Examine the reception staff. - What, Itchy and Scratchy?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57- If we have to.- Thanks. They're both in a complete state.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Otherwise, I'm going to have to send them home.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01Have your lunch first.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04I've already advised Karen to see her own GP.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07- Look, it'll be quicker if you do it. - True. Fair point.- Thanks.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11It's partly your fault, you know,
0:14:11 > 0:14:14for telling them stories about flesh-eating bacteria.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17I was joking, and Valerie is totally milking it.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20She's going to be all over you like...
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- I was going to say a rash. - Well, she won't,
0:14:22 > 0:14:25because you're going to do Valerie and I will do Karen.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29OK, Lloyd and his cronies will be already there,
0:14:29 > 0:14:31waiting to take a delivery, which is several tons of contraband.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33The usual stuff, it's alcohol and cigarettes.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36The plan is, we catch them red-handed.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39OK, your favourite bit - threat and risk assessment.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Actually, we don't really think
0:14:41 > 0:14:44anyone is going to be armed there because, believe it or not,
0:14:44 > 0:14:46none of them have been done for violence.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48But you never know, so keep your vests on at all times,
0:14:48 > 0:14:51be careful moving through the warehouse and drive safely.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- Craig, that means you. - LAUGHTER
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Actually, Paul, I think you should drive.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58All right, thanks, everyone.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Dr Clay said you were OK? - Yeah. In fact,
0:15:04 > 0:15:07he said he's never seen a finer physical specimen in his life.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09I bet he did. Paul?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Yeah, good.- Good. OK, see you there.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Why didn't you tell him you were driving?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- It wasn't the right moment. - You told the doc.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25I was in there trying to cover for you.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- I looked like a right prat. - Yeah, I'm sorry.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31- I will tell the sarge.- When?- Today.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- And I owe you one.- Yeah, you do.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Come on, Rob. Pick up.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- ANSWERING MACHINE:- You've got through to Sergeant Hollins at Letherbridge Police.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Please leave a message. Thank you.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05I'm not dirty.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07I have a bath every day, or at least a shower.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09And I keep my house clean.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Valerie, no-one is criticising your personal hygiene.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Let's take a look at your arms.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18I just can't stand not knowing what it is.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21You can deal with this. You've survived cancer and...
0:16:21 > 0:16:25- Oh.- What? What is it? What have you seen?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Well, take a look at these.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Tiny silver lines.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Actually, they're burrows.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Yes?
0:16:34 > 0:16:38- Is it life-threatening? - Don't be ridiculous.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42It looks like it could be scabies, and no-one ever died of that.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44It's a relatively minor condition.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Irritating, I know, but nothing to be melodramatic about.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Oh!
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Oh, thank you! That is such a relief.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56- I could almost hug you. - But you won't.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59So, what exactly is scabies?
0:17:02 > 0:17:05I need to speak to Sergeant Hollins directly over the radio.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Control to 7244.
0:17:08 > 0:17:107244, go ahead.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Rob, it's Jimmi. Are you free to speak?
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- Yeah, if you keep it brief. - Right, it's about PC Kirkwood.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17I told him to tell you that he wasn't fit to drive.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19I assumed that he had.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- No, he hasn't.- Right. Well, he's driving now.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24I saw him get in the car. Is he there?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27No, not yet. Jimmi, we're just about to mount a raid.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29As soon as you get back to the station, I need to talk to you.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32And PC Kirkwood is not to drive back.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34I'll make sure he doesn't. Out.
0:17:35 > 0:17:387244 to 1936.
0:17:43 > 0:17:467244 to 1936.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- ON RADIO:- 1936 to 7244.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Yeah, Craig, where are you?
0:17:52 > 0:17:55We're here, Sarge. Just pulled up.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Yeah, I can see you. OK.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Right then, everyone, let's do it.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Police! Stay where you are!
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Police! Don't move!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Move!
0:18:36 > 0:18:37Oi!
0:18:47 > 0:18:51- HE GROANS - Craig, I'm sorry, man.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- Oh, your face. Are you all right?- Yeah.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- Lads?- It's all right.- What happened?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03What are you doing, man? You barged right into me!
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Why didn't you look where you were going?!- Wait, it was you! - Whoa! Whoa! What's going on?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08We'll sort this out back at the station.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I'll get someone to drive you both there.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12But in the meantime, we've got a job to do.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Scabies?!
0:19:22 > 0:19:27Look, I know it's unpleasant, but it's easily treatable.
0:19:27 > 0:19:32So, there are these creatures and they're burrowing under my skin,
0:19:32 > 0:19:36they're all over me, they're alive, and they're feeding off me?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Yeah, yeah, but it's not as gruesome as it sounds.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43That's easy for you to say! I've seen that telly programme -
0:19:43 > 0:19:45the Disgusting Bodies, whatever -
0:19:45 > 0:19:49where they've got the parasites that lay their eggs in your flesh
0:19:49 > 0:19:50and it hatches right out of your arm.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52OK, you're thinking about botflies,
0:19:52 > 0:19:55and you only get that if you've been somewhere tropical.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- Have you been somewhere tropical, Karen?- Very funny.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01OK, look, don't worry.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05Zara and I will sort out a treatment for you, and you'll both be fine.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11There you go. You'll live.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Paul, I can't see you right now. I'm dealing with Craig.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19I've come to say sorry. Are you OK?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Yeah, no thanks to you. What's the matter with you?
0:20:21 > 0:20:23OK, look, I don't think this is the time or...
0:20:23 > 0:20:28You said I should ask him. I'm asking. So...?
0:20:28 > 0:20:29It's not...
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- Look, it's nothing, all right? - Stop lying!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Look, I covered up for you on the crash, all right?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38But you barged into me, and then you blame me
0:20:38 > 0:20:39in front of the sarge and everyone.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- It was you. It wasn't my fault! - Craig, do you want to calm down?
0:20:43 > 0:20:44I'm going to Sergeant Hollins.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47I'm going to tell him that you were driving, and the rest.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- I'm not covering up for you any more.- Craig, mate...
0:20:55 > 0:20:57- Do you need any medical attention? - No.- Right.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Then I'm going to Sergeant Hollins, as well. Tell him what you told me.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03- No, please don't.- I have to. I have no choice.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06- And I'm going to speak to the DVLA, as well, since you can't be bothered.- I will, OK?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- I'll talk to him! I'll... - You had your chance.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11That's it. It's over now. Go on, out.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19You've probably had it for weeks.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21It takes about a month before you start showing symptoms.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23But how did we get it?
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Well, it's usually skin-to-skin contact,
0:21:25 > 0:21:28but it can be proximity and shared clothes.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Ah, the office cardie! I told you.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Yes, but where did it start? Who was patient zero?
0:21:33 > 0:21:34That, we may never know.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37But if it started here, are we going to have to close the surgery?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39I mean, what will Mrs Tembe say?
0:21:39 > 0:21:41That won't be necessary. Scabies is very common.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43It's in hospitals, schools, police stations.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Police stations? So, Rob could have given it me?
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- That's possible.- Right, I'm having a word with him.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Oh, and you blamed Geoffrey. I knew he was innocent.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Jimmi, you wanted a word? Actually, I want a word with you, as well.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- Somewhere more private?- Yeah. - MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Sorry, I'll just take... Hello?
0:22:06 > 0:22:10Rob, it's me. Listen, it wasn't the washing powder.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- Sorry?- We've got scabies! You've given it me!
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Probably from one of your scabby crim...
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Karen, it's a really bad line. You're breaking up.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21- Did you say rabies?- Not rabies. Scabies! That's why we're itching.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25- Daniel's just told me.- Listen, love, I'm very busy at work. I need to go.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27I'll call you back. Bye.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Sarge, can I talk to you? - Craig! Look, please...
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Oi! Watch it!
0:22:36 > 0:22:38What are you all looking at?
0:22:39 > 0:22:42I'm going blind, OK?!
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Why didn't you say?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- Come on, mate. Come on. Take my arm.- Just get lost!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57OK. All right, fine.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02You've endangered yourself, your colleagues, and the public.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04It's a miracle that you haven't killed someone!
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- Yes, Sarge.- I mean, how long has this been going on?
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Weeks - if not months - and you never thought to tell anybody?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12I couldn't. I didn't know what it was.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14I didn't know if I was imagining it.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Well, it's hard to know if you're losing your sight
0:23:16 > 0:23:18without going through some objective test.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23I know I've been totally unprofessional.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Too right you have. And Craig lying for you.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29No, please don't blame Craig, Sarge. He didn't know.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33He did cover for me with the crash, but that's cos I asked him to.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34- This is on me.- Yeah.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Well, there will be disciplinary action.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39I thought you were a better police officer than that.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48I can't do the job, OK? I know that now.
0:23:49 > 0:23:56If I can't drive, see in the dark, chase suspects...
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Yeah, well, that's up to HR to sort out,
0:23:58 > 0:23:59with medical advice.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03I'm sure you could work. Just maybe not a front-line role.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07- Maybe a desk job.- A desk job? - Yeah, a desk job.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11There's no shame in that. You'd still be a police officer.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Look, get the specialist diagnosis confirmed, OK?
0:24:14 > 0:24:18And then at least people know. You'll have help and support.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Thanks, doc.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23Yeah, you're right.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28I want everyone there in their finery.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32- What, everyone? Including Megan? - Oh, maybe not her.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35That would be inappropriate.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Oh, Ayesha, you'll come. You're the life and soul of any party.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40- What party?- Ruhma and Heston are redoing their wedding.
0:24:40 > 0:24:45Imagine going back to the 30th of June last year.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50That was the day Ayesha's mum died.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55- Oh, Ayesha, sorry, I didn't... - You can stick your party, Heston.
0:24:57 > 0:24:58That went well.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02This thing he's got - is he really going blind?
0:25:02 > 0:25:04It is possible.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Muppet.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Him, I mean. Not you.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Why couldn't he tell me?
0:25:12 > 0:25:16- You two been friends for long? - Since primary school.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19We always wanted to be cops.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22All the other lads wanted to be Batman, Spider-Man.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26We'd be in the playground pretending we were the guys from The Wire.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27How can I help him?
0:25:27 > 0:25:30I mean, there must be things I can do. Practical stuff.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32If he needs anything, he'll ask.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38- Do you want to see me, Sarge? - No. It'll keep till tomorrow.
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Go home. Go on.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51- Craig...- You all right?
0:25:54 > 0:25:58- Pub?- Yeah. You're buying.
0:26:01 > 0:26:06Yeah, I just wanted to ask you something.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08- I should just set up surgery here. - Yeah, you should.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11It is... It's kind of personal, actually.
0:26:11 > 0:26:16Karen called me, very mad, and apparently...
0:26:18 > 0:26:21..apparently, I've given her scabies.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- Is scabies serious? - No, no, you'll survive.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28Good. Good. Yeah, that is a good thing. Yeah.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30- Yeah, that's it, thanks. So, yeah, shh!- OK.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Ah!
0:26:42 > 0:26:46Zara, I could do with your advice.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49- What, again? - I have been incredibly stupid.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53I wanted to be nice, but I end up upsetting Ayesha.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55I should've remembered that our wedding date
0:26:55 > 0:26:58might be a day that some people want to forget.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02- I did try to warn you. - And I didn't listen!
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Why do I just rush into things?
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Did you know that they actually don't wash away?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23They lie dead under your skin.
0:27:23 > 0:27:24That's horrific!
0:27:25 > 0:27:26That's Terry.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30So, what happened to him?
0:27:30 > 0:27:34Oh, if I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
0:27:34 > 0:27:38- What are you playing at? Just go. - And if I don't?
0:27:38 > 0:27:40- I'll tell Ralph.- Oh, I doubt that.