0:00:27 > 0:00:32Uh-huh. Yes, of course I understand. No, poor Daisy.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34No, no, I haven't even started getting ready.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36You caught me just in time.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38All right, well, give her my best.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Bye. Oh.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47PHONE RINGS
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- Hello?- Dr Reid?
0:00:52 > 0:00:56It's Ralph Bradley, chair of Mayfield Community Garden Project.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57We spoke a couple of weeks ago,
0:00:57 > 0:00:59when I dropped off a flyer about our launch party.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Yes...
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Well, it's this evening.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Sophie's gone to town on her gourmet nibbles,
0:01:05 > 0:01:07so I do hope you'll come along?
0:01:07 > 0:01:10No need to bring a bottle - we have refreshments galore.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12We'll look forward to seeing you then.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Right.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15OK, bye-bye.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21There we go.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Mite cream, nit shampoo...
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- ..and cream buns.- Mm.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Later, we've got to wash everything first.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Cover ourselves in this.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35SHE SCREAMS
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Oh, just you wait, your time is coming.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40We haven't got head lice.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42No, it's the same stuff that's in the cream.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45And who's to say they are not burrowing into my scalp,
0:01:45 > 0:01:47as we speak?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- It's not as bad as that. - I'm infested!
0:01:50 > 0:01:53And, I'm sorry, but it's the thought of them in every nook and cranny,
0:01:53 > 0:01:54eating me alive.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Not for much longer.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Until the next time you arrest some bug-ridden reprobate.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Or I get a hug from a vulnerable person, with extras.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05You know, I might knock this VPAS thing on the head.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Or maybe just leave altogether.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Oh, get off. You love working at the Mill.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12With the stroppy patients and the germs.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15And now I'm housing actual parasites.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16We both are.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18You think that your clientele are rough?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21You should spend a day in the Custody Suite.
0:02:21 > 0:02:26It's just one of the risks of interacting with the general public.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28You need to take the medication.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Emma Reid.- Through there, Emma.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Darling, just give the group therapy a try, OK?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41It's Dr Reid, isn't it? Number 17?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Yes. Please, call me Emma.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Right. Let me get you a drink. - Oh, thank you.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Wine? Fruit juice? Or something stronger?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51A glass of red would be lovely.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Thank you so much for coming.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57I think you'll find it a very interesting evening.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00We've got another medical professional.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Nigel Starmers - retired surgeon.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Paediatrics, I believe.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06He's at number 8.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Thank you. - Come and meet our committee members.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12CLEARS THROAT
0:03:12 > 0:03:14LAUGHTER
0:03:16 > 0:03:171967.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19I was minus nine.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Patrick Troughton as Doctor Who.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30I don't imagine you two were into much psychedelia.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Wow, nice hat, Pater.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Who's that? Terry?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Not the infamous Uncle Terry?
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Black sheep of the family.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50How did this escape the purge? Uncle Terry.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Mother would know.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Green to answer, Mother. Green to answer.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Hello, darling, I wasn't expecting you yet.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15You've got new hair.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16It's the same hair, just shorter.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20I can call you back in a bit, if you're busy...
0:04:20 > 0:04:22No, it's lovely to see you.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I so enjoy our little chats.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Me too, Mum.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Me too.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Of course, the application is critical.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34If we don't get that right, then we fall at the first hurdle.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37So... Now, Emma.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41What do you think? Full plans or broad-brush outline?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Well, if you give them the full plans,
0:04:43 > 0:04:45then they have all the details
0:04:45 > 0:04:46but, you know, perhaps if you...
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Sorry for interrupting.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Sorry, Prof.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51I missed the kick-off again.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Apply cream to whole body, including neck,
0:04:57 > 0:04:59palms of hands, soles of feet.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01That's weird.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Wrists, elbows, armpits, buttocks.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05- Face?- Yeah.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09And if infected with scabies, put under fingernails and toenails.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Right, come on, then, I'll go first.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13You do the honours.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Oh! Your hands are freezing!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Oh, wuss.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24I'm a wuss? Right, let's see who's a wuss.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Drop the robe.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30You can warm your hands up on my flippin' feet, first.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Now that is not bad.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Whoa. Whoa! What are you doing?
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Well, we may as well make it fun.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44No close contact until the treatment is successful.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Spoilsport.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47It's what it says on the instructions.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49And anyway, that's probably how we passed it between us
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- in the first place.- Urgh.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Oh, no, wait, hang on.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Shouldn't we put the cream on before we change the bed?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00What if the little blighters get wind of the apocalypse
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- and make a run for it? - Well, it will get on the duvet.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Yeah, but it'll get on the sheets anyway, once we go to bed.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08What do the instructions say?
0:06:11 > 0:06:12O-M-G.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- We've done it wrong?- No.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19This is the same stuff they put on pets, for fleas.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Well, I guess that makes sense - fleas, scabies.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Yes, but Geoffrey just has a couple of drops on the back of his neck.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28We've got to rub this stuff all over!
0:06:28 > 0:06:29I'm sure it's safe, Valerie.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Anyway, what's the alternative?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Yeah, I suppose.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35It doesn't say anything about sheets.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Come here. Give it here.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Barry had a right knack for bedding.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46He did a demonstration for me once.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Still, you can't build a relationship
0:06:49 > 0:06:54on duvet-changing ability alone, can you?
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Have you come to any decision about Ruhma and Heston's wedding redo?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59SHE SIGHS
0:06:59 > 0:07:01I'm not sure I'll be able to face going.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03But it's not about me, is it?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06I mean, if it makes things right for them,
0:07:06 > 0:07:08then I'm glad.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Well...
0:07:12 > 0:07:13..I think you're very brave.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18And even if we are successful with the grant application,
0:07:18 > 0:07:21it's likely to be a modest sum, so we'll need to make it stretch.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24You know, value for money, if you will.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Just a thought, Prof, have you considered approaching Haslops?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Offer a sponsorship deal.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34They provide landscaping materials, a few shrubs, whatever,
0:07:34 > 0:07:35we put up a plaque,
0:07:35 > 0:07:38and bang on about their community spirit in our publicity.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39I think you're on to something there.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Leave it with me. I know their chief exec.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Of course you do.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Well, assuming that our local garden centre
0:07:46 > 0:07:47chips in a bit, then I think...
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Prof? I reckon we've done the budget to death.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51How about we get stuck into
0:07:51 > 0:07:54whatever it is Sophie's rustling up in the kitchen?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Of course. Excuse me a second. I'll just...
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Top-up?- Thank you.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Oh, actually, would you mind?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04I just need to say hello properly.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- I will be right back. - Of course.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Of course I remember!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14We were on our holidays.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18Your father bought me a "Kiss Me Quick" hat.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Why are you not wearing it in the photo?
0:08:20 > 0:08:21I'd lost it by then.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24I broke the strap and it blew away.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Yeah. A likely excuse.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Kiss Me Quick?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35I did find this other photo.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Ah, doesn't he look young there?
0:08:39 > 0:08:43This other chap, that's his brother, isn't it?
0:08:43 > 0:08:44I can't say.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Come on.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50If you tell me, I won't tell anyone else.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52That's Terry.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56So what happened to him?
0:08:57 > 0:08:58If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Try me.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04It nearly broke your grandparents.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05They had to move.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09And your poor father. It nearly split us up.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15My parents were horrified to be associated, if only by marriage.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19It made for some very awkward family get-togethers.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Aunt Sylvia's funeral! Oh!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25SHE SIGHS
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Sushi? I have fish or vegetarian?
0:09:39 > 0:09:40No, thank you.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42But you've clearly gone to a lot of trouble.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Well, it's for a good cause.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46People are kind enough to give up their time.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48I hope you weren't bored.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50No, no, not at all.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Excuse me.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56I've got to get the chicken nibbles out of the oven.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Has it sunk in yet?
0:09:59 > 0:10:00No.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05You know it's Heston and Ruhma's wedding thing coming up?
0:10:05 > 0:10:06I do.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Was that a joke?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Is it going to bring back painful memories?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14No, that's all behind me.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15I'll be fine.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18So maybe it's time to come off the antidepressants.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21But I'm on an even keel, so why risk it?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23So are you going to come to the redo?
0:10:23 > 0:10:24If I'm not working.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26And if Heston wants me to.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27We do have bridges to build.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30It's not your fault he got himself into bother.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33He thinks I should have followed his lead sooner.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35You can't be everywhere.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38And everybody has to make difficult decisions, don't they?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40With limited resources.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41And Heston knows that.
0:10:45 > 0:10:50Ah, I see you've requisitioned the hors d'oeuvres now?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54That is not requisitioned, I brought it myself.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Ralph is a single malt man,
0:10:57 > 0:11:00he chooses wine based on the picture on the label.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03What about Sophie? She seems like a woman with good taste.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Teetotal.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07She's not on the 12 steps, if that's what you're thinking.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09I wasn't!
0:11:09 > 0:11:12It's all about control with Sophie.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14They seem like an unlikely couple.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19How they managed to hook up in the first place is a mystery to me.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22How they've stayed together for 20 years is even more mysterious.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24That's an achievement these days.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27You've made short work of that Rioja.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28- I shared!- Uh-huh!
0:11:32 > 0:11:36Oh, certainly, there we go. Enjoy!
0:11:41 > 0:11:42I'm Adam.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Emma.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Ah, Dr Emma Reid.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- Ralph told me.- Ah.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Some people name-drop celebrities,
0:11:48 > 0:11:51with Ralph it is members of the medical profession.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53So, tell me.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55What is it like to be a GP?
0:11:55 > 0:12:00Well, it's challenging, fascinating and endlessly surprising.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Your turn.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Where to start? I'm a man of many parts.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Are you? Well, maybe you should start with the edited highlights.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11OK. Architect.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Single, no kids.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15You've never been married?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17I've never met the right woman.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Haven't you?
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Jill and Richard hired a castle for their wedding, in Strathclyde.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Uncle Terry, he was married, wasn't he?
0:12:29 > 0:12:31You had a girlfriend once, didn't you?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35We're not talking about me, Mother. We're talking about Uncle Terry.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36What happened to her?
0:12:36 > 0:12:41You know what? She ran away with the circus, it was extraordinary.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Alasdair, why are you always alone?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50There's nothing wrong with being single, Mother.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52You must have done something?
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Yeah, of course I did. It's my fault. It's always my fault.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57You push people away.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59HE SIGHS
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Tell me more about your Scottish castle.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Did you dance the Gay Gordons?
0:13:05 > 0:13:09No, but I did a Bossa Nova with the laird!
0:13:12 > 0:13:13I hope it works.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16I really, really, really don't want to go through this again.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Oh, thank you.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22I can't wait to wash the filthy creatures off me.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23Well, you say that.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27But, did you know that they actually don't wash away?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29They lie dead under your skin.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30That's horrific!
0:13:30 > 0:13:33I'm going to be like some walking scabies graveyard.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35The body absorbs them after a while.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Is that supposed to make me feel better?
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Oh, do you know, maybe it is time to step away from public service.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44It's just been one thing after another.
0:13:45 > 0:13:50What? So after all the things that you've dealt with recently,
0:13:50 > 0:13:52you're going to let these bugs get to you?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Well, when you put it like that.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57We will defeat the mites.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Live another day...
0:14:03 > 0:14:05..foster some more kids...
0:14:07 > 0:14:08..save some more lives.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12We'll be fine.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Mwah!
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Of course, neutrophils are the big guns
0:14:18 > 0:14:20of the innate immune system -
0:14:20 > 0:14:23dashing to the rescue at the first hint of inflammation.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Then you've got the eosinophils,
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Now, eosinophils are another form of white blood cell.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29And without white blood cells, you know, we'd all be dead.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Darling, we need some more wine.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Oh, duty calls.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43It's like she's got some sort of radar
0:14:43 > 0:14:46for picking up on Ralph-generated distress signals.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48How do you know them?
0:14:48 > 0:14:49I met Ralph at uni.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52We bonded over our shared infatuation with Lucy Collins.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Lucy Collins?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Yeah, she was a student in our year.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58I don't think she realised we even existed.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00She left after two terms -
0:15:00 > 0:15:02formed a rock band with one of the groundsmen.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04We never saw her again.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Ah, young love.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Yeah, we lost Lucy but found each other.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10He did nearly kill me once, though. Over a prawn curry.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13It was entirely accidental, so I forgave him.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16SHE LAUGHS
0:15:16 > 0:15:17Emma, I just wanted to thank you
0:15:17 > 0:15:19for your very perceptive comments earlier.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23I believe you'd be a really useful asset to our cause.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Would you consider joining the committee?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Would you excuse me.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Sorry.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32Well...
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Turn that frown upside down.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40What are you playing at? Just go.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41And if I don't?
0:15:41 > 0:15:43I'll tell Ralph.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- I doubt that.- Don't push me.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49You will not say a word, unless, of course, you want to destroy him.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55That was a wonderful holiday.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Mother.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00What did Terry do that was so bad?
0:16:02 > 0:16:03SHE SIGHS
0:16:05 > 0:16:08He betrayed his country for a woman.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Uncle Terry was a traitor?!
0:16:13 > 0:16:15She was a Communist mole...
0:16:15 > 0:16:16She did a thing to him.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20What thing?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Well, the kind of thing that women like her
0:16:22 > 0:16:24do to men to get their secrets out of them.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27She was a Red.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29A Communist.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30Sorry.
0:16:30 > 0:16:35A Soviet spy seduced Uncle Terry?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Well, if he hadn't had his cover blown,
0:16:37 > 0:16:39we could all be speaking Russian by now.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I suppose we've got Auntie Maureen to thank for that.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43That's Terry's wife?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Awful woman.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Terrible snob.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49OK. So, what did Maureen the snob do
0:16:49 > 0:16:51to save us from the Red Menace?
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Well, she suspected him of having an affair,
0:16:54 > 0:16:56so she hired a private detective.
0:16:56 > 0:17:02He traced them to this hotel where they were having their liaison.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Well, of course, Auntie Maureen sneaked out one night.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07And you can imagine what happened then.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09No! Tell me.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12She caught them at it.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17From what I heard, she pulled the lampstand out of the socket
0:17:17 > 0:17:19and set about the pair of them.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Apparently, there were these terrible screams,
0:17:21 > 0:17:24the concierge thought they having a menage a trois.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Menage a trois?!
0:17:26 > 0:17:27Sorry. What was that, darling?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Nothing.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31I didn't know you spoke French, Mother.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Well, I'm going to look on the bright side.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37There's a bright side to scabies?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Yeah.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42My counselling session will help me get through the trauma.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Perhaps I should prioritise.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45I have got a lot of issues.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Do you?
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Yeah.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Well, I mean, you may see a person
0:17:49 > 0:17:52who looks completely at ease with themselves,
0:17:52 > 0:17:54but what's going on under the surface?
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Problems, multiplying, growing.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00One day, I will develop an existential itch
0:18:00 > 0:18:01and then it'll be too late.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03That's why you're having counselling?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Well, I don't want to get stuck on medication,
0:18:05 > 0:18:08when I could just nip it in the bud with a nice little chat.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10You do know you can talk to me?
0:18:10 > 0:18:11You don't really have the training.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12As a friend, Valerie.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15There was something, actually.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Do you know?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21This is the second year that I haven't received a Valentine's card.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Ricky Delaine forgot again.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Probably busy with his world tour...
0:18:26 > 0:18:28We had a brilliant girls' night in.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29Yeah, we did.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32But it just feels like it's been so long
0:18:32 > 0:18:34since anyone even noticed that I exist.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Enjoying the party?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Yes, very much.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51It's, well, it's always nice to come and meet some new faces.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Adam?
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Yes.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55He can be quite intoxicating.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Well, we do seem to be getting on rather well.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Don't fall for it.
0:19:00 > 0:19:01I'm sorry?
0:19:01 > 0:19:03He'll ruin your life.
0:19:03 > 0:19:08Adam destroys women - I didn't see it till it was too late.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Excuse me.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Let me get you a glass of wine.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18No, thank you.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19A cocktail, then?
0:19:19 > 0:19:22No, I've had enough alcohol for one evening.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24In fact, I should be going.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Well, I'll walk you.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27No.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Ohh, Sophie.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32HE SIGHS
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- What did she say?- It doesn't matter.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Oh, but it does.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Don't I get a chance to defend myself?- Excuse me.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41I really would like to know what I've been accused of.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42All right, look.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44It's none of my business who you sleep with,
0:19:44 > 0:19:45but your best friend's wife?!
0:19:52 > 0:19:54They found her two days later, on some waste ground
0:19:54 > 0:19:57behind Charing Cross Station.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59- Dead?- Alive.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00In a trunk.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01She was never the same after.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05What happened to Uncle Terry?
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Oh, the Russians smuggled him and his mistress
0:20:08 > 0:20:10out of the country in a submarine.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13It sailed right up the Solent! Can you imagine?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15The Ruskies, in our midst.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18It's a wonder we weren't all murdered in our beds.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21He took several important documents with him.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23It was a terrible scandal.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29"The submarine sailed up the Solent
0:20:29 > 0:20:35"to collect its human cargo from a rendezvous at Stokes Bay."
0:20:35 > 0:20:37That's what I said.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41I've shocked you, haven't I?
0:20:41 > 0:20:43No.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44No, I'm not shocked, Mum.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46You are. I can tell.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50I shouldn't have told you Uncle Terry was a traitor.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51But I'm glad you did.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Is it true?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Of course not. How many times?
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Sophie?
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Yeah?
0:21:05 > 0:21:06I know.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08You're having an affair.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09No!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Everything makes sense now.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13You've been acting so strangely.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Darling, please.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16There is nothing going on between me and Adam.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Then why did she say that?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20I'm so sorry, I must have misunderstood.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Come on, Prof. Get a grip.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23Tell me!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25It wasn't me, it was Kate.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Kate? What? You mean our Kate!
0:21:32 > 0:21:35You've known her since she was a kid!
0:21:35 > 0:21:38She's 19, old enough to sleep with whoever she wants.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42So you're the one who got her pregnant, and then dumped her.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44It takes two.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46She tried to kill herself!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Kate has mental health issues - you know that.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55HE GRUNTS
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Shellfish!
0:21:58 > 0:22:00My jacket?
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Can you call an ambulance?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Have you got any adrenaline with you?
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Coat pocket.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07I'll get it.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11It's karma.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16The whole Barry debacle must have racked up some very bad vibes.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20My whole love-life is cursed
0:22:20 > 0:22:23because I ripped out his heart and stomped on it in front of witnesses.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25It is not karma.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28The whole online dating thing, now, that was a disaster.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Well, you can't let that put you off.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32You've got to stay positive.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Do you think I'm unlovable?
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Of course not!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41You'll probably move back in with Emma, now you're speaking again.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Where did that come from?
0:22:43 > 0:22:45I'm happy here.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Oh, you found it? Good. Sophie,
0:22:53 > 0:22:55- give me the pen.- No.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57What? If Adam doesn't get that, he could die.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59I hope he does.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00My daughter, Kate.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05She was happy, doing well at uni, until he...
0:23:08 > 0:23:09She's barely functioning.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Look, what's happened to Kate is awful.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14But this isn't the way to deal with it.
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Please, Sophie.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17We haven't got time for this.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27OK, you should feel the effects of the adrenaline soon.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31Ralph, do you want to show your guests out?
0:23:31 > 0:23:32Yes, of course.
0:23:36 > 0:23:37How are you feeling?
0:23:37 > 0:23:41Who's asking? Emma or Dr Reid?
0:23:41 > 0:23:42I'm hunky-dory, Doctor.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49When you leave this house, I never want to see or hear from you again.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53Stop acting like the injured party - you just tried to kill me.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58He enjoyed his trip to Russia so much,
0:23:58 > 0:24:02he stayed and retrained as a submarine captain.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03That's right.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Brezhnev built him his own dacha.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08He had a submarine port at the bottom of the garden.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10And he used to take the kids on a trip down the Volga.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13I'd forgotten there were kids.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16What were they called, I wonder?
0:24:16 > 0:24:21They were called, they were called Vladimir and Olga.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Vladimir became a politician.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25And Olga, she was a very strong gymnast.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Uncle Terry was very sporty as a young man.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35SHE YAWNS
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Mum, I've worn you out.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Why don't you have a cup of cocoa and get an early night?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42I think I will.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44I do go on.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46I hope you weren't bored.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Bored? After that tsunami of a revelation?
0:24:50 > 0:24:54Mum, you take my breath away.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57LAUGHS: Oh, you are funny, Alasdair.
0:24:57 > 0:25:02Right, I'm signing off now. Make sure you check under the bed.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04For Reds!
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Night, night. Mwah!
0:25:09 > 0:25:10HE SIGHS
0:25:11 > 0:25:17Uncle Terry, if your life was half as exciting as that...
0:25:19 > 0:25:21..I imagine you were quite a chap.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Na zdorovie to you, comrade.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30That's presuming you're still around.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Mum's happy, that's the most important thing.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55So why didn't you tell me?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Kate begged me not to.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01I was afraid something like this might happen.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03And now he's ruined all of our lives.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07He's not involving the police.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08So...
0:26:08 > 0:26:10..I guess it's down to you, then.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13I should be going home.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20To be honest with you, this is an evening that I would rather forget.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Wow.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31You are so good at treats.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Oh, thank you!
0:26:33 > 0:26:35And you're thanking me?
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Well, for appreciating my efforts.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Do you know? Only women do that.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Men take everything for granted.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Sometimes I think I should go down the bi route, like Emma.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46Really?
0:26:46 > 0:26:50Well, it would double the opportunity for a relationship.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Valerie, if you want to meet someone,
0:26:53 > 0:26:55you've just got to get out there, that's all.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57I'm not going to go man shopping on my own.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00- Well, I'm up for it.- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Look at her. We are gorgeous.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Who could refuse!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15- Hot.- Mm.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Didn't you do work experience with us at the Mill?
0:27:20 > 0:27:24Why would you do work experience at a health centre
0:27:24 > 0:27:25if you always wanted to be a vet?
0:27:25 > 0:27:29In that case, whatever you're selling, I don't want it.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31- Did Ashley cheat on you?- No.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33So, why are you so worried about seeing him?
0:27:33 > 0:27:37- How are my windows? - They need a bit of TLC.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39You need to improve the thermal gain.