0:00:31 > 0:00:33- Alia!- Yeah?
0:00:33 > 0:00:35I just...
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Look at this.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38I'm just... I'm shaking!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40It's not even the wedding, it's just some photos, isn't it?
0:00:40 > 0:00:44- You want to look nice, though. - Yeah, I want us all to look nice.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Can you just please do it for me?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Yeah, 'course I will.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Don't worry, it's going to be brilliant!
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Yeah, don't worry. It's just... It's only a few photos, isn't it?
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Hello?
0:01:01 > 0:01:04- Hi.- Hi.- You must be, Lauren? Well, at least I hope you are.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Hello, I'm Emma.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Hi.- Hi. You found the key, all right?
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Yeah, no problems.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14You said to make yourself at home, so I've made myself a cup of tea.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Oh, yeah.- There's one for you as well, still hot.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Oh, I like you. Thank you.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- Did you check out the room? - Yeah, it's lovely.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Erm, you said you'd...- Towels!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Yes, they're in the car. I'll get them in a sec.- Lovely.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28So, I've got a party to go to later...
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Oh, lucky you.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33I'm not so sure. It's complicated.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35But we'll have this, I'll get your towels,
0:01:35 > 0:01:36and then I'll leave you to it.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Unless there's anything else you need?- Oh, no. All good.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Don't worry about me.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42I've got plans.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Well, welcome.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Hello, Valerie's phone.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56It's not me, it's a machine. Leave a message!
0:01:56 > 0:01:59I know you're screening me.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Well, I'm going to stay here for as long as it takes.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Oh, and our favourite quiche is on the specials board today.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14What time do you want to leave?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Valerie? I thought we could get changed here,
0:02:21 > 0:02:23maybe half-four, four-ish?
0:02:24 > 0:02:28- He's left another message. - Ignore it.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29I can't.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30About this evening?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Oh, no, hang on, you are still coming?- Yeah.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35I thought we could get changed about four,
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- and then go straight from here. - Good. I love a wedding.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39It's only photos.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Still.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Oh, he's at The Icon.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45He thinks we're having lunch.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47No, we're having lunch.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- I'll just see what he says. - Valerie, he's married.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- 'I know you're screening...' - Oh, he thinks I'm screening.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56You are. You should have completely blocked him.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57And there's quiche!
0:02:57 > 0:02:59At The Icon, they've got quiche.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02So? You don't need quiche, you've got this.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04And you definitely don't need him.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- VOICEMAIL:- To delete the message, press three.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08For more options, press five.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13You look wonderful.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- Buttonhole.- What?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19You had a buttonhole? A white rose.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21I did, didn't I?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- And?- Flowers are downstairs. I will go and adorn my buttonhole.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26- Mum?- Yeah? What?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Is it OK if I bring Nilam? - Who?
0:03:29 > 0:03:30You know Nilam. You've met her.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33No, no, not met her.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36We've met Recka and Jess and...
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Samina.- ..Samina.- Oh, I liked her.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Nilam's special.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43So special that you're just introducing her now?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45And you want this five-minute wonder to be in our wedding photos?!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47- I told her we'd pick her up. - No!
0:03:47 > 0:03:51What do you not understand, any of you?!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54I just want a wedding photo to put on the wall, for posterity.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Our family, our wedding, the way it should have been!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Oh, that's nice.- It was my mum's.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15That's really pretty.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19How do I look?
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Great.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I'm not sure about this.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27You look drop-dead gorgeous.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28No, not that.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32What, then? Yesterday you were desperate to go out.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33That was different.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Look, come on, it's just a party.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37A wedding reception without the wedding.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39It doesn't seem right.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43- You said you were fine with it. - I know.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Look, it doesn't do any harm.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52They just want a second chance to get it right.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Mum doesn't get a second chance, does she?
0:04:55 > 0:04:59They can have their day and pretend like that never happened,
0:04:59 > 0:05:02but it doesn't change anything for my mum.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03I'm sorry.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- Look, I don't like to leave you... - Go.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10I'll be fine. I just need to get my head together.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- Tell Ruhma I'll be there as soon as I can.- Do you promise?
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- You're going to be late.- OK.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17- I will see you later.- Bye.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Right, towels...
0:05:36 > 0:05:38You don't mind, do you?
0:05:38 > 0:05:40What's happened? You've moved all the furniture.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42It took me ages, all by myself.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- That chest of drawers is really heavy.- Yes, but...
0:05:45 > 0:05:46The energy's much better now.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49You can feel it, can't you? Balance and harmony.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Yeah, but I liked it the way it was.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53You'll feel the benefits long after I'm gone.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- I could do your room too, if you'd like?- No, no. No, thank you!
0:05:56 > 0:05:59I think you'll find it'll grow on you.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Enjoy your party.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02No need to be coy if you bring someone home.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Right.
0:06:22 > 0:06:27I do solemnly declare that I know not of any lawful impediment
0:06:27 > 0:06:30why I, Heston Bradford Carter...
0:06:30 > 0:06:34There is a Constable Watson on his way over to you now
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- to arrest Ruhma.- Very funny.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Why I, Ruhma Anna Hanif, may not be joined in marriage
0:06:41 > 0:06:44to you, Heston Bradford Carter.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- POLICE OFFICER:- I'm arresting you on suspicion of
0:06:47 > 0:06:50receiving or handling stolen goods, and it may harm your defence
0:06:50 > 0:06:52if you do not mention when questioned something
0:06:52 > 0:06:54which you later rely on in court.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- HESTON:- You can't do this. Sorry, I want your name, rank and number.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Let go of my wife!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Obstructing a police officer is an offence!
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Trust me, I'll arrest you too if necessary!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- I think we should re-arrange. - What?!- I'm in the wrong outfit.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17We can't just rearrange because you tore your dress!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19- Paulo would understand. - It's not that...
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- It was a tiny tear. I could mend it.- Could you?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25We don't have time to go home and mend your dress.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Well, we could if we re-arranged.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29HE SIGHS What? What is the problem?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32I think... Mum, I think you look better in that than the other one.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- It's more you.- Really? - I agree.- It's lovely.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36I suppose it's all right.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38- Excellent.- Mum, you look great.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Oh, hello. I'm Heston Carter.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44We have a function room booked for a photographic session.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Excuse me.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Someone's having a nice party.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Evening.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Can I help you?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12I'm all right. I'm just going to sit here for a bit.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14What do you want?
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Nothing.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17We don't do "nothing" round here.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21My mum's dead.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- Do you want to come over here and tell me about it?- No.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29She died here, eight months ago in one of your cells.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Bren?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38- Bren! - ALARM BLARES
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- You're Bren Lee's girl? - That's right.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45And if it's all right with you, I'm just going to sit here for a bit.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47I suppose so.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48No trouble, mind.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56I just want to be here.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57No problem.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01We can't just give up on her.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Rob.- No!- Rob.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- No!- Rob!- No!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Here he is.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Paulo!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Bella Ruhma, my darling!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Come stai?- Thank you, fine.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23And the doctor!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27And this is?
0:09:27 > 0:09:29This is Shak and Alia.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31I am Paulo.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Together we make some beautiful pictures!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- Sure.- Brilliant.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- Okey dokey. - Sorry for all the disturbance.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43No, no, no problem.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45It's not right though, is it?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Cos we have paid for the use of this room,
0:09:47 > 0:09:49so they should just wait until we've finished.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- I'm going to have a quick word. - No, no, no.- Mum, we'll be fine.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Ruhma, Ruhma, Ruhma!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Forget about them. Hmm?
0:10:00 > 0:10:07You think of the beautiful thoughts and we take the beautiful pictures.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10It's not right, though, is it? Maybe I should...
0:10:10 > 0:10:15I was thinking, to begin, everybody on the floor, kneeling,
0:10:15 > 0:10:17arms like this...
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Strike a pose.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21And I take the picture from the top.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Before that, before any of that, or the green screen...
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Yes?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Before that, I just want the photo.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31The photo?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34You know, like in the olden days, when the photographer,
0:10:34 > 0:10:37he lines everybody up and he's got a camera and a tripod,
0:10:37 > 0:10:39and a blanket on his head...
0:10:39 > 0:10:41The plate camera.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42Like 100 years ago.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Maybe not the blanket on his head.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48But you know, that is the photo that I want.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- It's a bit old-fashioned.- What?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Classic.- Edwardian.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Yes, yes, exactly, exactly.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Absolutely! You want the classy photo.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02The family...
0:11:02 > 0:11:04just so.
0:11:04 > 0:11:05Just so.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17KNOCK ON DOOR
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Everything all right in here?
0:11:24 > 0:11:25He's not coming.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Nadine Sansom. You've got my boy, Ronnie.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- You've arrested Ronnie. - OK, calm down.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- I'm sure we can sort this. - He rang, it's all been a mistake.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53It usually is.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Where is he?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Let's back up, shall we? Your son is?
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Ronnie.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Ronald Peter Sansom.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02How old is your son?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- He's 18.- An adult.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05I need to see him.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09- Take a seat, please, Mrs Sansom. - Where is he?!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Take a seat, and I'll let the custody sergeant
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- know that you're here. - I need to see my son!
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Your son is a grown man.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16If he's been arrested,
0:12:16 > 0:12:18the only person he'll be seeing is his lawyer.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28He's never done anything wrong.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Why would they arrest him?
0:12:33 > 0:12:34Is it my fault?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37I don't know.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- What's happening? Please? - I can't tell you anything.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43He called me, he needs me with him.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46He's an adult, and it's not for me to discuss his details
0:12:46 > 0:12:48with anyone else.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51So, you have got him? He is here?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54I can't say if he's here or not, or been arrested or not,
0:12:54 > 0:12:56or any details.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58You'll just have to wait.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Thank you.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Are you waiting for someone, too?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09No. I just...
0:13:11 > 0:13:12No.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18He's married.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Of course he is.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25He does this all the time. He arranges to see me,
0:13:25 > 0:13:29then he just calls to say he can't get away.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32I'm afraid it goes with the territory, doesn't it?
0:13:32 > 0:13:33I suppose.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38I moved the furniture especially for him.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40I thought the harmonics might bring us closer.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Harmonics?!
0:13:47 > 0:13:50It might have worked, if he'd actually turned up.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Fat chance of that.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- He's not worth it. - Oh, he is.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59No, he's not. Look at the state of you.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- That's just me.- No, it's him.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Look, you can't sit in here moping all night.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Oh, I'll be fine.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- I've brought a book. - No, no.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10You are going to come out with me.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Well, didn't you say it was some kind of wedding reception?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Yes, it is. You can come as my plus one.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21To be honest, it's a re-enactment of an evening
0:14:21 > 0:14:23that I wasn't even at in the first place.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26It's complicated, but come on.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28You'll shake things up a bit.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29You'll be doing me a favour.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Three, two, one...
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- ALL:- Cheese!
0:14:40 > 0:14:42MUSIC: Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood
0:14:46 > 0:14:47I'm clearly not even ready.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Oh, for goodness' sake!
0:14:49 > 0:14:50You are not helping.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51You must have taken hundreds...
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- HE DROPS ITALIAN ACCENT - 43. I mean, you're killing me.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- HE REVERTS TO ITALIAN ACCENT - I like number 32.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- No.- Well, one of them must be all right!
0:15:00 > 0:15:02I don't want just all right!
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Maybe we try something different.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- No.- I can't smile any longer!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- You are ruining this. - And you are being insufferable!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- Mum! Heston!- Guys...
0:15:17 > 0:15:19What are they doing here?
0:15:19 > 0:15:20It's a surprise.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Hello?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36You have to tell her what's going on.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- What harm can it do? - It's really not your business.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- It's her son. - I said no trouble.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- Am I causing trouble? - You're not helping.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45I know what it's like,
0:15:45 > 0:15:47sitting out here with nobody telling you anything!
0:15:47 > 0:15:50He's not dead, if that's what's worrying you.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51Say that again?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53I'm really sorry. That was...
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Insensitive?! My mum died in there!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- What?- He's fine. - How does she know that?!
0:15:59 > 0:16:01When was the last time anybody checked on him?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- He could be sick, he could have harmed himself.- No!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05He could be lying in a pool of his own vomit, for all you know!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- Ronnie!- That's enough. - She has a right to see her son.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- I thought you liked surprises? - I thought you had more sense.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Oh for goodness' sake! - You are not helping.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- I love a surprise party. - Really?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21She's taking it well. I did tell him.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22She'll get over it.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Oh, I think Heston deserves a little more humiliation.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Hiya! Where's the happy couple?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28- RUHMA:- You've got no wedding! That's ridiculous!
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- Valerie!- And wedding photographs, without a wedding,
0:16:31 > 0:16:33- that's fine, is it?! - OK, you know very well...
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Hiya!
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Aw, this is lovely, isn't it?
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Not now, Valerie. Another thing...
0:16:39 > 0:16:41That's three things. You said two things, that's three things.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45Reasons three, four and five - Ayesha, Emma and Rob.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Do you think they really want to be reminded of our wedding day?!
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Actually, Rob really wanted to come tonight, but he's got man-flu
0:16:52 > 0:16:53and you know what that's like.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Reason number... Reason number...
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- Number six.- Six! - I didn't hear one and two,
0:17:01 > 0:17:04but numbers three, four and five, that was Ayesha, Emma and Rob.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Reason number six - where's my Matron of Honour?!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09I mean, you want a reception and photos.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11My Matron of Honour is in Botswana!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13And Al is visiting his mother. Should I have checked
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- his diary and rearranged? - What has...
0:17:15 > 0:17:17The doctor is just thinking of you.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22He is a man, he make a mistake, but his heart...
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Let's take five.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28You say hi to your friends, you have a drink.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Have a dance!
0:17:29 > 0:17:32And then we finish the pictures later, hmm?
0:17:32 > 0:17:33That sounds good to me.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Bring him out.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Bring him out now, or let her see him.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45Sit back over there and shut up, before I have you thrown out.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47No way, I'm not budging.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- Stop it! - PHONE RINGS
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Please.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Is he safe?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56They're bringing him through now.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59They're just sorting out the paperwork with the custody sergeant.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01He's not hurt?
0:18:01 > 0:18:02- Mum.- Ronnie!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15- That's the bride and groom. - The life and soul.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18I don't quite know what's going on there.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Who's he?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Ah, yes, maybe not.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25You've got to introduce me now.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Who do you think she is?
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Some friend of Emma's, I suppose.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- We're about to find out. - Hello, everyone.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36This is a friend of mine, Lauren.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Lauren, this is Jimmi, Valerie,
0:18:39 > 0:18:41and this is Daniel and Zara.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Zara, that is a gorgeous colour.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46- Where did you get it? - Who's your friend?
0:18:46 > 0:18:49I'm not quite sure, but she's a smooth operator.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52I'm sorry.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55What did you do?
0:18:55 > 0:18:56Don't look at me, young man.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59- EMMA:- 'Clear.'
0:18:59 > 0:19:02I nicked a jacket off the market.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03Leather.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Brown leather jacket.- Why?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Still nothing.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13'I'm calling it.'
0:19:13 > 0:19:15You're not going to do it again, are you?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19'Time of death, 18:55.'
0:19:21 > 0:19:23I thought you might be...
0:19:28 > 0:19:29I thought you might be hurt.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38SHUTTER CLICKS
0:19:41 > 0:19:43SHUTTER CLICKS
0:19:46 > 0:19:48OK.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50OK, as in...?
0:19:50 > 0:19:54OK, maybe this wasn't an entirely silly idea.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Sounds promising.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58What about the photographs?
0:19:58 > 0:19:59The night's still young.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02No?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Oh, my goodness!
0:20:04 > 0:20:06I am steeped in sin.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Well, it is very sinful.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10What's it like?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Difficult, draining, depressing...
0:20:15 > 0:20:16All the Ds.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18..and absolutely glorious.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23I have to confess that I have been faced with
0:20:23 > 0:20:26the opportunity myself recently.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28- Yes! Go for it. - Oh, no. No, I can't.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31I'm not like you.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- A sinner?- No, I'm not brave.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37No pain, no gain - it's just as true for love.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45I'm sorry.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52I didn't mean to.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Why are you here?
0:20:58 > 0:20:59I don't know.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Maybe you should find somewhere else to be.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04I just thought that...
0:21:04 > 0:21:06There's nothing here for you, love.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12No.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15There's nothing left.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36You are absolutely shameless!
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- A woman has her needs. - HER PHONE BEEPS
0:21:39 > 0:21:40Oh, hang on.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Oh, it's him.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- Tell him to stick it! - He's got an hour free.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- He can be at your place by ten. - So? What do you care?
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Long queue at the bar, but lovely barman!
0:21:57 > 0:21:58What's wrong?
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Lauren's paramour...
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Oh.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- You won't be wanting the wine, then. - Of course she wants the wine!
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Val's right. I have to go.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09No, you don't have to go.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11This is why I'm in Letherbridge.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13If I don't meet him, then what was the point?
0:22:13 > 0:22:17Just because you're the other woman, it doesn't mean that you're...
0:22:17 > 0:22:19I don't know. What does it mean?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Well, where's the respect?
0:22:21 > 0:22:24You know, why should you just make yourself available
0:22:24 > 0:22:25when it's convenient for him?
0:22:25 > 0:22:29But that's the only time when he's mine. I take what I can.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Apologies in advance if we keep you up!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Earplugs might be a good idea!
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Bye!
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Oh, great.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43OK!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49And a smile...
0:22:50 > 0:22:52- HE DROPS ITALIAN ACCENT - I mean, it's boring.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54You call that a smile?!
0:22:54 > 0:22:56He's doing his best, leave him alone, you!
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Is that a police siren I can hear?
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Oh, very funny!
0:22:59 > 0:23:06OK, so this is the one, we need some very big cheese from everybody!
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Tres, due, uno!
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Dolcelatte!
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Eh?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Scusa, Inglese.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Three, two and one!
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- ALL:- Cheese!
0:23:23 > 0:23:25This is it.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Yes. Thank you, thank you!
0:23:29 > 0:23:35OK, so boring old family fuddy-duddy done...
0:23:35 > 0:23:38- let's have some fun.- Hooray! - Yes, come on!
0:23:41 > 0:23:43She seems happy.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Grateful for the crumbs.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Well, if he loves her...
0:23:46 > 0:23:50If he loved her, he would offer her more than crumbs.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54- Yeah, I suppose.- I just wish they weren't doing it in my spare room.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Well, I mean, you've got to find somewhere to do it,
0:23:56 > 0:23:57and she is paying you.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Oh! Well, maybe I should charge by the hour!
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Emma's Emporium of Pleasure.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03Not funny.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09MUSIC: There's A Kind Of Hush by Herman's Hermits
0:24:10 > 0:24:12What on Earth...?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Bien, mes chers amis!
0:24:15 > 0:24:18THEY HUM 'THE WEDDING MARCH'
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Fromage!
0:24:21 > 0:24:22Fromage!
0:24:25 > 0:24:32And suddenly our beautiful couple are transported to bella Pisa!
0:24:37 > 0:24:38Lean!
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Very lean.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46SHUTTER CLICKS
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Bellissima!
0:24:48 > 0:24:49Oh, my turn, my turn!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Where to next?
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Egypt.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Who's going to be the camel?
0:24:57 > 0:24:58- Don't look at me! - LAUGHTER
0:25:02 > 0:25:04SHUTTER CLICKS
0:25:06 > 0:25:07SHUTTER CLICKS
0:25:12 > 0:25:14LAUGHTER, MUSIC PLAYS
0:25:31 > 0:25:33I don't get it. Where's Mrs Tembe?
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Trust me, Paulo is a genius.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38We can't have wedding photos without the Matron of Honour!
0:25:38 > 0:25:39The magic of digital editing!
0:25:39 > 0:25:41SHUTTER CLICKS
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Last one, kids and colleagues.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Alia, next to me.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51- Make a space for Mrs Tembe! - Here?- Yeah, just behind.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53- Where are we this time? - Somewhere exotic.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56- Sutton Coldfield?- Closer, or we don't get everybody in.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Ayesha! Get behind here.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04- Come on, come on. - OK!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Just behind Alia.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10No, no, not there, that's Mrs Tembe.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11You wear this.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Thanks for coming.
0:26:16 > 0:26:17You, thank you.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20My pleasure.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Best non-wedding reception ever!
0:26:23 > 0:26:27Everybody say kangaroo!
0:26:27 > 0:26:29- ALL:- Kangaroo!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31SHUTTER CLICKS
0:26:35 > 0:26:38All the cameras have in-built microphones.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41All you need to do is not sign anything.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44I am ashamed of my behaviour, and I have repented.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47- Do you have any idea how offensive you're being?- Me?
0:26:47 > 0:26:49I am going to stay strong.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51I cant be the other woman, Ashley.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54What price peace of mind? And your son'll be relieved.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Hello, George.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57I'm the son.