The Accidental Muse

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0:00:31 > 0:00:32Wish I could come with you.

0:00:32 > 0:00:37No surgery, no patients, no hassles, just me and Sierra.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Park and picnic first, and then the library for this book thing.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Sorry, I beg your pardon. You at a library?

0:00:43 > 0:00:44Oi! It's for Sierra.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47She's totally obsessed with those Awesome Amelia books.

0:00:47 > 0:00:51- Author's doing a reading.- Oh, it must be so lovely to be so creative.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54You know, I've always thought I had a book in me.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56I wouldn't give up your day job just yet.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02Mm, you've gone in with the perfume.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Doing something special? Or someone?

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Certainly not!

0:01:06 > 0:01:08PHONE BEEPS

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Who's that, then?

0:01:09 > 0:01:11- No-one. - Valerie...

0:01:11 > 0:01:16You'd best be off. Don't want to be late for Sierra, do you?

0:01:29 > 0:01:32- PHONE RINGS - Ah!

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Hello, Mill Health Centre. How can I help?

0:01:35 > 0:01:39Hello, Mrs Carr. Well, let me see...

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Well, how does 11.30 on Thursday suit?

0:01:45 > 0:01:50OK. Well, I'll see you then. Bye!

0:01:50 > 0:01:54Mrs Tembe, Mrs Tembe! It's just let me put an appointment in!

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Oh, it is working! Thank the Lord.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Don't thank the Lord, thank Jimmi!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00All I did was switch it on and off again.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02As long as it's all systems go...

0:02:02 > 0:02:03KLAXON WAILS

0:02:03 > 0:02:07Oh, I wouldn't go that far. Oh, no, no, no!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09I can't get into the patient records.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Does that mean that it is not working again?

0:02:12 > 0:02:14I don't know. How would I know?

0:02:14 > 0:02:17The files must be locked or something.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Can't you use your magic touch?

0:02:19 > 0:02:21I don't know anything about locked files.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Then we need to find someone who does as a matter of urgency.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28We are nowhere near ready for the NHS inspection.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32May I suggest that we get in contact with Mr Ross from my church?

0:02:32 > 0:02:34He restored the parish hard drive when it crashed last year.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38He can be trusted. He's an honest, upstanding man.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42PHONE RINGS

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Hello.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Hello, Pookie. Still on for lunch at The Icon?

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Um, actually I was going to phone you about that. I think

0:02:55 > 0:02:58I heard on the news something about a salmonella outbreak.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00I haven't heard about salmonella.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Yeah, it's probably best if we give it a miss,

0:03:02 > 0:03:03just to be on the safe side.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07You're not trying to give me the brush off, are you?

0:03:07 > 0:03:09No! No, course not.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12It's just...

0:03:12 > 0:03:15It's just that Geoffrey is looking a little bit peaky. I don't think

0:03:15 > 0:03:18I can leave him, so it's probably best we take a raincheck this time.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Well, no reason why the mountain can't come to Mohammed.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23I'll come to you!

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Oh, no, I don't want to put you out.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30I want to see you. You're not putting me out.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33No, no. No, don't come here.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- I will meet you. - Well, where?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38The Icon?

0:03:38 > 0:03:40I could call about the salmonella thing.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45- Oh, but what about Geoffrey?- Well, he is looking a little bit better,

0:03:45 > 0:03:47actually, so that's good.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52- I'll see you later. - Yeah. Bye!

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Gosh, this looks fun. Where's this Miss Rose-Garden, then?

0:04:01 > 0:04:04There! Come on, then!

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Sorry I'm late.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37You look lovely.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43What do you fancy?

0:04:45 > 0:04:50Can't make my mind up. I'm not really that hungry.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Are you all right?

0:04:53 > 0:04:55It wasn't like this before, was it?

0:04:55 > 0:04:57It's better than before.

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Is it?

0:04:58 > 0:05:03Keeping it to ourselves makes it even more special.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Our little secret.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Sierra, come on, where are you?

0:05:14 > 0:05:16- Calms the nerves. - I'll bet.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Everyone needs a little help now and then.

0:05:19 > 0:05:2140% proof help?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Meaning?

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Nothing.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Sierra, come on, it's about to start.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Lost your child?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30No, she's not my child, she's my sister.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33And she's not lost, we're playing a game.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Not that it's any of your business.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Very mature!

0:05:36 > 0:05:37SHE HICCUPS

0:05:44 > 0:05:46The PPG have already had patients complaining.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48They want answers. We need to tell them something.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Tell them what exactly? We don't even know what's going on ourselves.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Well, then, we just tell them that. - This is a PR nightmare.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Which is why we need to come clean.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58It's better to take the initiative now than to do nothing

0:05:58 > 0:06:00and then find ourselves on the back foot later.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Dr Granger has a point.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04What do we say?

0:06:04 > 0:06:05Full disclosure.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Just think of it as a pre-emptive strike.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Oh, what's the strike bit? - We get Ashley in.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Not him!

0:06:12 > 0:06:16Mr Mackintosh is a meticulous man.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Meticulously annoying.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Do you think that he can deal with this better than we can?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Maybe, if we can find a way of working with him, and get the PPG

0:06:23 > 0:06:26on our side, fighting our corner to address patients' concerns head on.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30The man's an idiot. You know, this is the Mill we're talking about.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33And you're suggesting that we rely on him?!

0:06:33 > 0:06:34Forget it, no way.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40Awesome Amelia turned the latch

0:06:40 > 0:06:43and went inside the Garden Of No Return...

0:06:45 > 0:06:46SHE HICCUPS

0:06:48 > 0:06:54..where she found all manner of strange characters.

0:06:58 > 0:07:03Oh, my, isn't the garden looking so lovely today?

0:07:07 > 0:07:12Well, if it isn't Mr Turtle!

0:07:14 > 0:07:20Hello, Mr Turtle! Isn't your head looking lovely and shiny today?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22CHILDREN LAUGH

0:07:22 > 0:07:24It's even reflecting the jolly sun!

0:07:24 > 0:07:27CHILDREN LAUGH

0:07:27 > 0:07:31And hello, Mrs Wibble-Wobble!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Your bottom is more enormous than I remember it!

0:07:36 > 0:07:37CHILDREN LAUGH

0:07:37 > 0:07:41I've got a wibble too!

0:07:42 > 0:07:45We could wibble wobble all day long together!

0:07:49 > 0:07:56Now children, I'd like to introduce you to my long lost sister...

0:07:58 > 0:08:01..Cordelia.

0:08:01 > 0:08:06Hello, my darling Cordelia. Thank you for coming to see me,

0:08:06 > 0:08:08and all my friends in the garden today.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14What's that you say? "You wouldn't have missed it"?

0:08:16 > 0:08:19And how I've missed you, my darling!

0:08:22 > 0:08:26Do you think we look alike, children?

0:08:26 > 0:08:31Amelia and Cordelia...

0:08:31 > 0:08:33SHE HICCUPS

0:08:33 > 0:08:37..reunited at last!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42We need a first aider over here!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Ayesha's a nurse.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Can you get some water, please?

0:08:51 > 0:08:52OK, deep breaths.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56That's it, deep breaths.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Look, I know Ashley's a pain...

0:08:58 > 0:09:00- Understatement. - Yeah, but we need him.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02We can't just sit on our hands and hope it all goes away.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Dr Clay is right. We have to do something.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Yep, include the patients, keep their trust.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09- DANIEL SCOFFS - You hope.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12No, there is more chance of that by being honest.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15We have to show initiative, unless you have a better suggestion.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Ashley? Seriously?

0:09:20 > 0:09:22- I'll go and call him. - Thank you.

0:09:24 > 0:09:29I know, I understand. I'm sorry.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32I over-reacted last week at the surgery.

0:09:32 > 0:09:37It was practice business. I couldn't tell you, even if I wanted to.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39I hate hiding things, Ashley.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43But it was work. Confidentiality!

0:09:44 > 0:09:50Such a professional, such meticulous attention to duty!

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Aside from your sensual beauty,

0:09:55 > 0:09:58it's one of the things I admire most about you -

0:09:58 > 0:10:00your high-mindedness.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04You've got backbone, Valerie.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Character.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08A moral compass.

0:10:08 > 0:10:15You are a mighty oak, standing strong in winds of change.

0:10:15 > 0:10:21Enduring, immoveable, timeless...

0:10:22 > 0:10:24..not like my wife.

0:10:25 > 0:10:29She's so dull!

0:10:30 > 0:10:36She's a sparrow. You are a beautiful flamingo!

0:10:38 > 0:10:42You are every colour of the rainbow.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46- PHONE RINGS - Oh, sorry!

0:10:47 > 0:10:52Oh, it's the Mill. Must be important.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54I am in demand today!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Don't miss me too much.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Ashley Mackintosh speaking.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06You should see a doctor.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Stop fussing, I'm fine now.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13You were hallucinating. And that vomit, well, it was...

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Probably something I ate.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Drank, more like.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19You think I've been drinking?!

0:11:19 > 0:11:21I saw you.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23How dare you, you cheeky...?

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Look, I know the signs.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27How many times do I have to tell you?

0:11:27 > 0:11:33I have not been drinking! I've had quite enough of this.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36The hiccupping, the vomming, hallucinations?

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Classic signs of alcohol misuse.

0:11:38 > 0:11:43Young woman, you're the one that should be writing fiction, not me.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47Now if you'll excuse me, I believe my fans are waiting.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08- Bye-bye.- Bye. - Take care.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39I believe Dr Clay is expecting me.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43Oh, yes. Do you want to go straight through to room number five?

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Were you at the PPG meeting?

0:12:45 > 0:12:48I most certainly was not.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52Oh, that's funny, cos I swear I just saw you getting out of Ashley's car.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55That wasn't me. Not really.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Oh, and how is Ashley these days?

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Don't know. You'll have to ask him yourself.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Is that because you haven't seen him?

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Exactly.

0:13:13 > 0:13:14Come on, we're going home.

0:13:14 > 0:13:15- No! - Sierra!

0:13:17 > 0:13:20You said I could get my book signed by Miss Rose-Garden.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22I know, but...

0:13:22 > 0:13:23Please?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Go on, then.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40You seem very happy, Miss Pitman.

0:13:40 > 0:13:41Do I?

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Yeah, full of the joys.

0:13:44 > 0:13:49Has anyone seen Ashley? I was wondering if he'd like a cup of tea.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51I was just about to check on Dr Clay

0:13:51 > 0:13:52and Mr Mackintosh. I will check.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57So Mr Mackintosh is back on the scene?

0:13:57 > 0:13:59I've no idea what you're talking about.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02Oh, come off it, Valerie. You're seeing him again!

0:14:03 > 0:14:05How did you know?

0:14:05 > 0:14:10It's obvious - that fiasco in the car park, and the sneaking around.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13And we were trying to be so discreet!

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Well, you might as well have taken an ad out in The Gazette.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19But you mustn't say a word, not to anybody. Do you promise?

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Valerie, he's married.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Yes! But don't think badly of us, Karen.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26It's so intense!

0:14:26 > 0:14:27That's cos you're scared of getting caught!

0:14:27 > 0:14:31I know it's not right, but... it's beyond our control.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35I just don't want you to get hurt.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Ashley wouldn't hurt me. He's not that sort of a man.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41I mean, how many other men do you know, who give up

0:14:41 > 0:14:43all their spare time for the PPG like he does?

0:14:43 > 0:14:45He's kind and thoughtful and...

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Cheating on his missus.

0:14:47 > 0:14:53All I'm saying is maybe Ashley is not the saint you think he is.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55You don't know him the way I do.

0:15:00 > 0:15:01- And what's your name? - Poppy.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05Poppy? That's a lovely name.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12SHE GROANS

0:15:12 > 0:15:16So we thought it would be best to alert the patients

0:15:16 > 0:15:18sooner rather than later.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21You don't seem so sure, Dr Granger.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22Oh, well, since you ask...

0:15:22 > 0:15:25No, no, he's sure. Aren't you?

0:15:25 > 0:15:26100%.

0:15:27 > 0:15:32So, you want me and the PPG to allay any concerns they have?

0:15:33 > 0:15:34If you would.

0:15:35 > 0:15:41I'll draft some proposals suggesting how we can address patient

0:15:41 > 0:15:46complaints, and reassure them that no personal records are in danger.

0:15:46 > 0:15:47That would be brilliant.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50It shows that we're taking the problem seriously

0:15:50 > 0:15:52and we've included patients from the word go.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54I'd also like to liaise with the receptionists,

0:15:54 > 0:15:56to get the message out there.

0:15:56 > 0:16:00They're our first line in defending the Mill's reputation.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Yeah, great, whatever you need.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04And thank you for the support in this.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06- We need the PPG on side. - And we will be.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09You did the right thing coming to me.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13Right, let's get this statement drafted, shall we?

0:16:16 > 0:16:18- Oh, hi, Mrs Tembe. - Oh!

0:16:18 > 0:16:19Oh! Are you all right?

0:16:19 > 0:16:23Oh, no, you just startled me! I was miles away.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25- Yes, well, you've got a lot on. - Indeed

0:16:26 > 0:16:28So, penny for them?

0:16:30 > 0:16:31Mr Mackintosh is here.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34- As in Ashley Mackintosh? - Yes.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38He is helping Miss Pitman with the patients.

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Hmm. Is that a good idea?

0:16:40 > 0:16:41Why?

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Well, you do know that Ashley and Valerie have a past,

0:16:46 > 0:16:48and, well, he can be a bit...

0:16:49 > 0:16:51A bit what?

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Silly, foolish, childish.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59I think under the circumstances, being a bit childish

0:16:59 > 0:17:01is the last thing on their mind.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03A little support would be very much appreciated, Dr Reid.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05PHONE RINGS

0:17:05 > 0:17:06Hello.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Yes, yes, this is Mrs Tembe.

0:17:09 > 0:17:13Ah, Mr Ahmed. we did have a few problems,

0:17:13 > 0:17:16yes, and, well, yes most people have been very supportive.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20We're next!

0:17:24 > 0:17:25This your mum?

0:17:25 > 0:17:27I already told you, she's my sister.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36I...can't use my arm.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40It's useless.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42OK, try and lift it again.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47I... I...

0:17:49 > 0:17:51What's happening to me?

0:17:51 > 0:17:53OK, look at me.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54That's it, now smile.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Confusion, facial droop, arm weakness...

0:18:01 > 0:18:03I think you might be having a stroke.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07Hi, ambulance please, Letherbridge Library, soon as.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Excuse me, can you get the children out of here, please?

0:18:12 > 0:18:16The joint Mill and PPG statements are saved on this, so

0:18:16 > 0:18:22first we should send it to all patients on the e-mail contact list,

0:18:22 > 0:18:24then draft letters to those who don't have e-mail.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28And what about those ones who have complained?

0:18:28 > 0:18:33Ah, we should compile a list and we should call them personally.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Mm. We can use Mrs Tembe's office.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Perfect!

0:18:38 > 0:18:39They make a good team.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43So long as they get the job done, for all our sakes.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48SHE GROANS We've got you.

0:18:50 > 0:18:51Just relax.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Oh, Dr Granger, do you have a moment?

0:19:04 > 0:19:07- If it's more bad news, no. - On the contrary -

0:19:07 > 0:19:11we have had some phone calls from patients, not complaining,

0:19:11 > 0:19:14but thanking us for our honesty and transparency.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Oh.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19It is good news for us, do you not think?

0:19:19 > 0:19:20Yeah!

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Huh.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Sierra, grub's up.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Miss Rose-Garden's dead, isn't she?

0:19:32 > 0:19:34No, babes.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40She's at the hospital. They're helping her.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Come on, you must be starving.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44I made this for Miss Rose-Garden.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46It's lovely, very clever.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Can we post it?

0:19:48 > 0:19:51I tell you what - we can do one better than that.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Why don't we go to the hospital and see her? See how she's doing?

0:19:54 > 0:19:57- Can we? - Yes, on one condition...

0:19:58 > 0:20:00..eat carrots first.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10Rest assured, Mr Collins, as soon as we have any more information

0:20:10 > 0:20:13to give, you will be the first to know.

0:20:13 > 0:20:17Patient care is everything to the PPG, and the Mill.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23And a very good day to you, sir.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Oh, charming.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29You have such a way with words.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32I get it from my grandmother. She came from Blarney.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Where they kiss the stone?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36- Yes, that's the place. - Did you kiss it?

0:20:37 > 0:20:40I prefer flesh and blood.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Rubber.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Sorry?

0:20:44 > 0:20:45I knew I had one in here!

0:20:45 > 0:20:49If only all mistakes could be so easily erased,

0:20:49 > 0:20:50do you not agree, Miss Pitman?

0:20:50 > 0:20:56On behalf of the Mill, I would just like to say thank you for your

0:20:56 > 0:21:00dedication and professionalism in supporting us in this matter.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Not a problem, Mrs Tembe.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Right, the rubber!

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Now, where were we?

0:21:12 > 0:21:14No, no.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Professionalism, remember?

0:21:24 > 0:21:25Miss Rose-Garden!

0:21:27 > 0:21:28You look a lot better.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30I feel a lot better, thank you.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35And this is wonderful! Put it up there for me, would you?

0:21:37 > 0:21:40So, tell me, what's it like being a know-it-all?

0:21:40 > 0:21:42A know-it-all?

0:21:42 > 0:21:45You said it was a stroke. They did a scan.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49You were right. Now they just need to know what caused it.

0:21:49 > 0:21:50What was it, a TIA?

0:21:50 > 0:21:54They said I was lucky. If it hadn't been spotted, it could've led

0:21:54 > 0:21:59to a much bigger attack, which might've left permanent damage.

0:21:59 > 0:22:03- Or worse.- They'll put you on meds to stop that happening, though.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Thanks to you.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06If you hadn't acted so quickly...

0:22:08 > 0:22:10I don't know how to thank you.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12It was nothing, Miss Rose-Garden.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15We can start by you calling me Senga.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Well, you saved my life,

0:22:17 > 0:22:20I rather think we've passed the formalities, don't you?

0:22:21 > 0:22:23So that little bottle...?

0:22:23 > 0:22:28Herbal remedy for stress, not that it worked,

0:22:28 > 0:22:30and not that it's any of your business!

0:22:38 > 0:22:39These are for you.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Why, thank you.

0:22:49 > 0:22:53Is that Awesome Amelia I see before me?

0:22:53 > 0:22:56I never did get round to signing it, did I?

0:22:58 > 0:23:00It can wait.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Stuff and nonsense. Hand it over.

0:23:03 > 0:23:08You, pen. Make yourself useful, woman, snap to it!

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Guys, just to let you know that the patient feedback so far

0:23:20 > 0:23:23- has been really positive. - Oh, that's great.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26Ashley, I had my doubts, but I'm so glad you came on board

0:23:26 > 0:23:28for this. You two make a good team.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31No need for thanks, it was a privilege.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Miss Pitman is a consummate professional.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38- Happier now? - Yeah. Still don't trust him.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Thanks to your big sister,

0:23:41 > 0:23:43I now have the inspiration for my next book.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45What's it going to be about?

0:23:45 > 0:23:48You mean, "WHO is it going to be about?"

0:23:48 > 0:23:51The main character is Annoying Ayesha.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54She's the most annoying know-it-all ever,

0:23:54 > 0:23:56and Awesome Amelia's latest nemesis!

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Er, watch it, you.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02There's also going to be another new character, too -

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Super Sierra.

0:24:04 > 0:24:05SIERRA GASPS

0:24:05 > 0:24:07She's going to have superpowers,

0:24:07 > 0:24:10but I can't exactly decide which one.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Any ideas?

0:24:12 > 0:24:13I've got an idea.

0:24:13 > 0:24:14- Yeah? - Fly!

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Brilliant, she's going to fly.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Excellent.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23OK, all done, apart from Mrs Peters and Mr Smythe,

0:24:23 > 0:24:25but I will keep trying them.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27I think we did really well to get them all done.

0:24:27 > 0:24:31Daniel and Jimmi looked really pleased.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35You don't think they noticed anything, you know, about us?

0:24:35 > 0:24:39- I don't care if they did! - Oh, no, but you should!

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Cos it was a really close shave earlier on.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44- I really don't want anyone to find...- Don't.

0:24:44 > 0:24:45What?

0:24:45 > 0:24:46Push me away.

0:24:48 > 0:24:49I'm not push...

0:24:53 > 0:24:54Read it, read it, read it!

0:24:54 > 0:24:58OK, OK, if you sit still and stop jumping about.

0:24:59 > 0:25:00That's more like it.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Awesome Amelia was in a fix.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12"Why is everything so horribly, awfully wrong today?",

0:25:12 > 0:25:14she complained to her cat Rufus.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16"Meow," said Rufus.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Not like that! Do voices!

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Oh, Sierra, I don't think I can.

0:25:21 > 0:25:22Course you can!

0:25:22 > 0:25:25AYESHA SIGHS

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Awesome Amelia was in a fix.

0:25:29 > 0:25:33- HIGH VOICE:- "Why is everything so horribly, awfully wrong?",

0:25:33 > 0:25:35she complained to her cat Rufus.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38"Meow!", said Rufus.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Come here.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45Are you all right? You look a little bit funny.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48That's because I'm fighting, fighting constantly.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52You've started a war in my soul, Valerie.

0:25:54 > 0:25:58Today, being close to you,

0:25:58 > 0:26:02working in harmony, together...

0:26:03 > 0:26:07The universe has aligned to bring us back together,

0:26:07 > 0:26:13like two planets exploding into each other's orbits!

0:26:14 > 0:26:17I can't live a lie any longer!

0:26:19 > 0:26:24I love you, Valerie, with every fibre of my being!

0:26:24 > 0:26:30Ashley, isn't this all just a little bit too much?

0:26:30 > 0:26:31I'm going to leave Helen!

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Valerie,

0:26:36 > 0:26:39Valerie Pitman,

0:26:39 > 0:26:41will you marry me?

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Right, OK. I think we need to get you to hospital.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Oh, no, no. I just need to get cleaned up.

0:26:54 > 0:26:55Look at this dress!

0:26:55 > 0:26:57It was mainly the cremation.

0:26:58 > 0:27:02By doing that, I betrayed my faith, my God.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04You just don't want me to be happy, that's what it is.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06You've got a cushy little number at my place,

0:27:06 > 0:27:08- and Ashley would ruin that. - That is rubbish.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10You want me to be unloved and lonely.