0:00:26 > 0:00:27WILD WEST INSTRUMENTAL
0:00:27 > 0:00:29BARKING
0:00:46 > 0:00:51Yes, I am about to post your cards to Auntie Ag right now.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56You know, honestly, between you and a broken computer,
0:00:56 > 0:01:00I might as well train as...a postman.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Yeah, no, I'm still here. Um...
0:01:04 > 0:01:09There is a cowboy looking at me from across the road.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13No, I'm not hallucinating. Charming!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Next time, post your own flipping letters!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20OK, yeah. Bye.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28YELLING
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Oh. I didn't know you were in.
0:01:36 > 0:01:41Because we're still offline, I am typing urgent documents
0:01:41 > 0:01:43and posting them. Posting!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45How very retro.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47But I can't get it to print.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Let me see.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53You've got documents in your print queue.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Yeah, but how do I delete them?!
0:01:55 > 0:01:56And, look, this is just gobbledegook.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Dingbats.- Exactly!
0:01:58 > 0:02:02No, no, no. it's a font. You must have changed it by mistake. Here.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Oh, right.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06What about this stupid machine?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08And don't say, "Turn it off and on again".
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- WHISPERS:- Turn it off and on again.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19WHIRRING
0:02:20 > 0:02:22CREAKING
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Oh!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Yes. Yes, I can talk now.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32I mean, I could talk before, but I couldn't talk,
0:02:32 > 0:02:36if you know what I mean. Now I can't stop talking! Sorry.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39I just wanted to see if you'd thought about my, er...proposal.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43I need more time.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Take as much as you want.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48How long do you think you'll need, roughly?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Monday? End of next week?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Oh, Ashley!
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Being with you is the only thing that matters!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58I love you and I want us to spend the rest of our lives together!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- Valerie?- Yeah, I'm sorry.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05It's just...you're already married!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09And if you're as unhappy as you say you are, then...
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- I am! - Then why did you stay with her?
0:03:12 > 0:03:16I don't know. Scared, I suppose.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Perhaps I was waiting for you.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21It's a shame you didn't realise that sooner.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24I know - but this is our chance, Valerie.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25I don't know.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27I'm going to have to think about it.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- I understand.- Bye, Ashley.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Au revoir.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33No, a bientot.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35What?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37I've got good toes?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39No, it means "see you soon".
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Oh. Right. See you soon.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Bye.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50SHE SIGHS
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Oh! Huh!
0:03:53 > 0:03:56They're running a bit behind. Who was that on the phone?
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Just work.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Right, we'd better get back in there.- Yeah.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03- THEY CHUCKLE - Good.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- Huh!- Pay cheque?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15No, no, this could be even better than that.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17SMASH!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25I thought the printer was the problem?!
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Smashing it to pieces is not going to help.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29It helped me.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31EMMA SIGHS
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Look at this, from yesterday. Useless!
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Can you recycle electrical goods if they've been smashed to pieces?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- Valerie?- Definitely.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Or not. What was the question?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Talking of questions...
0:04:54 > 0:04:57If this is anything to do with you-know-who...
0:04:57 > 0:04:58- No, it's not.- OK.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Hypothetically, if two people are meant to be together,
0:05:01 > 0:05:03though it didn't work out before,
0:05:03 > 0:05:05is it OK for them to get back together,
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- even though a marriage will be broken up?- Valerie!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- Hypothetically.- I'm not talking about this stuff with you!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Is that your final answer?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- It's him!- Ashley?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17No, the cowboy from this morning.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Cowboy?
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Oh! Oh, he's coming, he's coming. Oh! Ooh! Oh-oh-oh!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Maybe he's got an appointment.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48The name's Brown.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Have you got an appointment, Mr Brown?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Just Brown.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01I'm looking for a gentleman I know. I'm told he comes in here.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Well, we can't give out patient details.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Can't...or won't?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Both - but mostly can't, because of the law.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12He'll want to talk to me.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13We can't help you.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Is there anything else?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29What was that about?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Goodbye.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Everything OK?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Mrs Loom from the CQC,
0:06:40 > 0:06:44just checking we are ready for our NHS inspection next week.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- Are we?- Our IT expert is making little headway.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54We are having great difficulties communicating with St Phil's
0:06:54 > 0:06:57and some of our patient data is still locked.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Some things are back to normal,
0:06:59 > 0:07:04but we are nowhere near a smooth, integrated system.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Hm! But apart from that...
0:07:08 > 0:07:11I am so sorry to paint such a gloomy picture.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Is there something you wanted to talk about?
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Er... Um... Yeah. What can I do to help?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Oi! I don't know what your game is, but you can't stop here!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Says who?- Says us!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37I'm waiting for Silas.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38This is private property!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41If you don't move along, I'm going to call the police!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Better get a wriggle on, mate, because her husband's a copper.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52What about now?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Is it still private property?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Problem solved.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Look, whoever you want to speak to probably isn't even here.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Tell him I'm a friend of Clarence.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Why do you want to talk to him?! What's so important?!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09It's about the time he shot my dad.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Tell Silas to be out here by 12 noon, or he'll be sorry.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Um...Mrs Tembe, I've been reading about a practice
0:08:33 > 0:08:36with similar problems to ours last year,
0:08:36 > 0:08:39and they were put into special measures.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Yes. That is why I have decided to hold a full staff meeting.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44- Really?- Yes.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48Just so we can be honest about our current situation.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Perhaps a member of staff can suggest something we haven't tried.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Don't you think that sounds a bit desperate?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57No. I think it will be good for morale.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Show them that they are trusted -
0:08:59 > 0:09:02and it is far more productive
0:09:02 > 0:09:05than throwing around valuable office equipment.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Yes, I know all about it.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Perhaps we can talk about it later, Dr Carter.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24- Stop it!- What?- You're looking up the Zika virus.- No.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26He'll be fine.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29You heard what the midwife said - growth spurts.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32It's best to have all the information.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Oh, I suppose.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40I mean, I try to be a supportive husband.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42This is like the antenatal class
0:09:42 > 0:09:44when you wouldn't let me join in with the breathing exercises.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48I'm sorry, but you sounded like Darth Vader. It was putting me off.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50I told Sophie.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52From work? What did she say?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55She said having a small head doesn't sound such a bad thing.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57She had four stitches having her first.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Oh! Well, that's just trivialising.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03She was trying to make me feel better!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06It's like she's not even aware of the consequences
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- of being born with a head in the lower percentile.- Oh!
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Hi, Helen, Ashley. I am sorry that we're keeping you waiting.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15We're just still running behind a bit.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- How behind?- Well, it's one more and then it's you.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- OK. Thanks, Ruhma.- All right.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Elise? Hey, Brent. Do you want to come through?
0:10:25 > 0:10:29Ooh! Mr Jukes? Could we have a word? It's important.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31There's someone waiting for you outside.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34A big bloke in a cowboy hat.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- A really big bloke.- Right.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- You know him?- Yeah.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41He's been waiting all morning. We're worried that he wants to hurt you.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Something about shooting his dad. Does that ring any...?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Um...we could take you out the back exit,
0:10:46 > 0:10:49or if you'd prefer, call the police and just wait here.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51No, no, no, no.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53If he's here, that means he's been around my house.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55I need to see what he wants.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Are you sure? Because, er...well, he's a big bloke!
0:10:58 > 0:11:01He's basically like a tank in a hat.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02No. I need to do this.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04I can call...
0:11:07 > 0:11:10SHE WHISTLES THEME FROM THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY
0:11:12 > 0:11:16# Doodly-doodly-doo waa-waa-waa
0:11:16 > 0:11:20# Doodly-doodly-doo waa-waa-waa. #
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Silas. It's been a while.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Since the funeral.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32I seem to remember you making me a promise.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34I said if I saw you again, I'd kill you.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37What you doing here, Brown? I was minding my own business.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39You've got no right to go around my house, bothering my wife.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41She said you're sick.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42What if I am?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Maybe I've come to put you out your misery.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54It's Clarence.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Yeah, I know. What do I want with a stuffed bear?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00What's your game, Brown?
0:12:00 > 0:12:03No game. I want to apologise.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04Ha-ha!
0:12:04 > 0:12:06I'm sorry for what happened at the funeral.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08I shouldn't have said those things.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11- I know it wasn't your fault. - Is that right?
0:12:11 > 0:12:12I want to make amends.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Go to hell!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- What?- I don't accept your apology!
0:12:18 > 0:12:21It was a dumb accident and your dad was dumb enough to get in the way!
0:12:21 > 0:12:25- What...?!- Stay away from me and my wife!
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Stay away!
0:12:30 > 0:12:35Oh! OK, third time lucky.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36He's lively today, isn't it?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Hm! Yeah.
0:12:38 > 0:12:43Come on! One clear image and then I can take your head measurements
0:12:43 > 0:12:45and we'll know where we are.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Do you think it could it be the Zika virus?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50I'm sorry. He's been on the internet.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Helen went abroad last year.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55- Right.- Didn't get vaccinated.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57I went to Bruges.
0:12:57 > 0:13:02Right. Firstly, Ashley, there is no vaccine for the Zika virus yet...
0:13:02 > 0:13:06- You see?- ..and most importantly, the chances of getting the virus
0:13:06 > 0:13:08when you're in Europe are very unlikely.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Hm.- Ashley, don't get worked up,
0:13:10 > 0:13:14let's wait until we get a fuller picture, yeah?
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Ooh! Hello. It seems like your belly's agreeing with me.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- Sorry.- No, don't apologise.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24I tell you what, I think the best thing would be
0:13:24 > 0:13:26you go and have some lunch, have a little walk
0:13:26 > 0:13:29and then you pop back and I'll squeeze you in,
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- and hopefully this one's calmed down by then.- OK.- OK.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Your uncle? I thought you were really going to hurt him.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42I get that quite a lot.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46- It's my voice, it sounds a bit... - Menacing?
0:13:46 > 0:13:47I was going to say serious.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50I'm actually just recovering from a cold. Mm-hm!
0:13:50 > 0:13:51Oh.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55So, OK, why high noon?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58"12:00, or he'll be sorry."
0:13:58 > 0:14:02I came on the coach. There isn't another one for four hours.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- Oh.- I thought he'd be sorry if we didn't get to talk.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07So... So, he didn't shoot your dad?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10We had a farm.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Silas used to come around with the beers
0:14:12 > 0:14:13and they'd go shooting rabbits.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16They went out one day and the gun misfired.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- I'm sorry.- At the funeral, I hit him. Pretty hard.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23I said it was his fault, but...
0:14:23 > 0:14:26..it was an accident, I know that.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Maybe you should try again.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Yeah, no, go on. It was a surprise,
0:14:32 > 0:14:36and we told him that you were there to hurt him, so...
0:14:36 > 0:14:39You know, take the bear with you. Everybody loves a bear.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42And maybe...smile a bit.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Good luck.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54The software is all out of date, the whole system is underfunded.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Nurse Lee...- Do you know how many complaints I've had
0:14:57 > 0:14:58since this started?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Mr Macintosh and Miss Pitman will be dealing with that.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Patients shouldn't have to put up with this.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04If we can't sort ourselves out,
0:15:04 > 0:15:06then maybe we deserve what's coming to us.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09That's ridiculous. It's not like we brought it on ourselves.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11I agree with Ayesha, actually.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- Dr Vere... - I was angry, too, at first,
0:15:15 > 0:15:16but it didn't get me anywhere, did it?
0:15:16 > 0:15:20- So I found some books on IT... - Oh, everyone's an expert now.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22..and I've been speaking to an old friend of mine, Toby,
0:15:22 > 0:15:24who's actually Head of Communications
0:15:24 > 0:15:25at Zip Tech International.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- Well, maybe we can get him in. - He's in Johannesburg.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Right.- But he has given me some really useful advice on computers.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Basically, he's got me thinking of them as stripped-back logic.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37You know, flows and systems. And if I can understand these,
0:15:37 > 0:15:38I should, in theory, at least,
0:15:38 > 0:15:40be able to understand where our problem's coming from.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Well, do you think you can solve this problem?
0:15:43 > 0:15:46I'm on admin today, anyway. I've always been good at algorithms
0:15:46 > 0:15:48and I've got Toby on the end of the phone, so...
0:15:48 > 0:15:49And you were always very good
0:15:49 > 0:15:51at fixing the technical stuff at the house.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52It's hardly the same.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Well, if our IT professional isn't getting anywhere so far,
0:15:55 > 0:15:57then what have we got to lose?
0:15:57 > 0:15:58Right. Well, Dr Vere,
0:15:58 > 0:16:00I will organise all the relevant information
0:16:00 > 0:16:02to be brought to your office.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Thank you.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Oh-ho-ho!
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Here we go. Right, that's better.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24We should be able to get a lovely picture from that.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26And...?
0:16:27 > 0:16:31And...slap-bang in the middle of the right percentile.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33You've got a very healthy baby.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Thank you. That's a relief.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Yes.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40OK, Helen, your blood pressure is still a little bit high,
0:16:40 > 0:16:44- so I'd like to set up some checks for you, if that's OK.- OK.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Good luck. Congratulations. You are going to be a wonderful family.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57You're kidding me. Mr Jukes!
0:16:57 > 0:16:59I can see the family resemblance now.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02I'm working. It's a retirement party.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Oh. Well, I bet they'll have a lovely time.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Did he go?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Um... Yes, yes, got away on the coach.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Is he really called Brown?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Yeah. My brother was an... unusual man.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- What's the story with the bear? - I'm going to be late.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20OK, fine. He's got rid of it now, anyway.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22He got rid of it?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Mrs Tembe, are we really pinning our hopes
0:17:27 > 0:17:30on Sid and his South African pen pal?
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Let us at least give Dr Vere a chance.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Most of the hackers are self-taught amateurs.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38So, you know, maybe Sid's exactly what we need.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39- So, it takes one to know one?- Hm.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45I must say, I do admire
0:17:45 > 0:17:48how positive you have stayed during this crisis.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Hm. Well, I had some good news this morning. Er...
0:17:51 > 0:17:55I am now a qualified counsellor.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59Dr Clay! Ah, congratulations!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Yeah, it was quite a surprise after the final assessment.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03How so?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Trust me, you don't want to know.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Well, at least we have some good news.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11We can offer our patients another service.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14I will e-mail the rest of the staff straightaway.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- Oh, Mrs Tembe, no.- Hm? Wha...?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Ah! All right, yeah.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22I will go and tell them in person.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24- Well done!- Hm.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32You all right?
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Hey! Silas! Silas?!
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Where is he? Where's Clarence?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- I don't know, I just got here. - You took him, didn't you?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44I gave him to you in the first place. You threw him away!
0:18:44 > 0:18:47- And that was your fault! - Hey, hey, hey! Let's calm this down.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49I take back my apology.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Yeah? Well, I don't want it, anyway.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- And your dad was a drunk!- Stop it!
0:18:54 > 0:18:55I was sick of looking after him.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58If he can't go after rabbits without shooting his own head off,
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- then maybe he got what was coming to him.- Oi-oi-oi! Just...
0:19:01 > 0:19:04With a dad like that, no wonder you turned out like this!
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Argh!
0:19:11 > 0:19:12You punch like a little boy.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Will you pack it in?! Or the bear gets it!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Yeah, I've got it.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Who puts a bear in a bin?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Honestly, you people!
0:19:34 > 0:19:36HE SIGHS
0:19:37 > 0:19:39KNOCK AT DOOR Hey.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Hi, Daniel.- How's it going? - Yeah, yeah, good. Really good.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Well, I don't have any answers yet,
0:19:43 > 0:19:46but I think I am starting to understand what the questions are.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Right. OK. Did Heston take your monitor?
0:19:48 > 0:19:52Yeah, yeah, but it's fine. I'm not using the computer, anyway.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53- You're not?- No, no, no, no, no.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- The answers are here.- What is it?
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Well, I'm trying to draw parallels
0:19:57 > 0:19:59between what I know about human biology,
0:19:59 > 0:20:02which is a fair bit, and what I know about computers.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Not so much.- No, but I am learning.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06We often talk about computers having viruses,
0:20:06 > 0:20:11so perhaps it'll be helpful to think of our network as a patient.
0:20:11 > 0:20:12- I'll leave you to it.- Mm-hm.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19You do know he wanted you to hit him?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21People say stuff like that
0:20:21 > 0:20:24when they think they deserve to be punched in the face.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26What? She doesn't know what she's talking about.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Great. I'm not even going to ask.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33- Sorry, Ayesha.- Clinic in 20.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Two minutes.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39So...whose bear is it?
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Fine, I'll just drop it off at the charity shop on my way home.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47I'm not sure they'll take it, though,
0:20:47 > 0:20:51because it looks like it's been used for target practice.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Oh! Oh, it really has.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Growing up, my brother was always smashing up my stuff.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02He hated it if I had something that he didn't...
0:21:02 > 0:21:04..but he never got his hands on Clarence.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- Right.- But then I gave it to Brown,
0:21:07 > 0:21:11and Brown made his dad angry somehow, I forget why,
0:21:11 > 0:21:13and he wanted to teach him a lesson.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Really, I just think he hated us spending time together.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21So, he shot your teddy bear?
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Put it on the fence and pulled the trigger.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25I tried to stitch it back up.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- That's not very nice.- No.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Mum was gone.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31It was just me and Dad...
0:21:31 > 0:21:34..and Silas, when he came by.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36We used to watch old western movies.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40My dad was drinking, or working, but mostly drinking.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43So, why give it back? I mean, why not just post it?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45What's really going on here?
0:21:46 > 0:21:48No, no, take your time.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50You've got 20 minutes before the place opens!
0:21:54 > 0:21:55I'm having a son.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00- You are?- It got me thinking...
0:22:00 > 0:22:01..about how things were,
0:22:01 > 0:22:04how you used to look after me when Dad didn't.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Life's too short to bear grudges.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Listen, you were right in the first place.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16I bought the beers, I loaded the gun.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18- He used to leave it out in the rain. - What?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20When he was drinking.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22That's probably why it misfired. Nothing to do with you.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26And you couldn't have told me this?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29- You weren't there. - You told me to go!
0:22:29 > 0:22:32My dad had just died. He might have been useless, but...
0:22:32 > 0:22:35How am I supposed to tell you anything if you're never there?
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Here he is. What's that, Clarence?
0:22:39 > 0:22:44Oh! You want to go home? I think that's a really good idea.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Oh, and you don't care who you go home with?
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Well, neither do I.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56OK, yeah, yeah. Cheers. Thanks, Toby.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58I'll speak to you later. Nice one.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02I think Daniel's worried that Toby might be an imaginary friend.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Yeah, it has got a bit mad in here -
0:23:04 > 0:23:06but I've been back on the server and found some interesting things
0:23:06 > 0:23:08about people's internet habits.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- OK.- Buddhism, Jimmi.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- OK.- Now, I know it's all about peace and love...
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Well, it's a bit more complicated than that, but...
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Yeah, but some of the popups on those websites you've been visiting
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- can be a bit more dangerous.- Really?
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Yeah - and you're not the only one. Basically, everyone was a suspect.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Zara, with her international shoe shopping,
0:23:26 > 0:23:30Daniel's online golf habit, Ruhma...
0:23:30 > 0:23:31You know, Ruhma does her bargain-hunting
0:23:31 > 0:23:33in some pretty interesting places.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Even Mrs Tembe looking up a Bible quote,
0:23:35 > 0:23:38all these websites have links, and when you click on those links,
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- not so good.- So, what are you saying, that we're all to blame?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Oh, no, no, no, no.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45With help from my mate Toby, I've ruled most of these out.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Which means the only possible cause is...
0:23:52 > 0:23:53Oh! Hm!
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Oh, yeah. OK, mate, thanks a lot. Cheers.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Sam, he's going to stand in for me.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05His Rhinestone Cowboy isn't as good as mine,
0:24:05 > 0:24:07but I don't think they'll notice the difference.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09- You sure?- Yeah, positive.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12We've got some catching up to do, haven't we?
0:24:12 > 0:24:15- Fancy another?- Thanks.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Two more whiskeys, please, mate.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19I'll tell you what, you can sleep on the sofa
0:24:19 > 0:24:21and I'll take you back in the morning.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23- You don't have to do that. - I want to.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Then I can meet young Silas and his mum.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29There's still a month left...
0:24:29 > 0:24:31..and I am not calling him Silas.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Oh. We'll see.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37So, how's the farm?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Still got a good orchard...
0:24:40 > 0:24:42..but mostly, we turned it into a caravan park.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43Seriously?
0:24:43 > 0:24:45There's no money in farming.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49We're going to build a pool next year.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Oh-ho-ho-ho! Your dad would have hated that.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54There's a Wild West theme.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Ha-ha-ha! He'd have hated that even more!
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Yeah, but good on you, champ.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07Your, er...your dad had problems,
0:25:07 > 0:25:09the way he treated you, and...
0:25:09 > 0:25:12I mean, I popped in as often as I could, but it...
0:25:12 > 0:25:15It was an accident, wasn't it?
0:25:15 > 0:25:19What? Yeah! Yeah, yeah, of course it was.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21It was like you said, he left the gun out in the rain.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Because I know I was angry,
0:25:24 > 0:25:26but I've been thinking about it...
0:25:27 > 0:25:30..and if that is what you did, then that wouldn't change anything.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Er...how are those whiskeys coming along, mate?
0:25:40 > 0:25:42SMASH!
0:25:42 > 0:25:43Are you crazy?!
0:25:43 > 0:25:46That had whiskey in it. What a waste!
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Sorry.
0:25:50 > 0:25:51Cheers!
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Cheers!
0:25:55 > 0:25:56But Al lives and breathes this stuff.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59I can't believe he'd be so stupid as to click on...
0:25:59 > 0:26:00Look, here it is. Here it is.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04An e-mail, it says they're launching a new medical app
0:26:04 > 0:26:07trialled in Hong Kong. It's a game-changer.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Click on the link below for more information.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11- And he did?- Mm-hm.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15I'm not telling him.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Don't look at me, I don't get paid enough for that.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Then we draw straws, or Mrs Tembe could do it, or something.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Look, I think one of the partners should tell him.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- Ha-ha! I'm still not doing it.- OK.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28Look, the NHS inspection is next week. Can we fix it by then?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30- Me?- Well, yeah.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Heston says that we have to fix it by then,
0:26:32 > 0:26:34otherwise we might be in special measures.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Yeah, I know, but, look, I'm certain this is how the virus got in,
0:26:37 > 0:26:39but fixing it is a whole other skillset.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41How we put this right, I have no idea.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48I'm so proud of you!
0:26:51 > 0:26:54GCS is 9, pulse 97...
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Stuart? Can you hear me?
0:26:57 > 0:26:59- She's told you, then?- Yes.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01And did you have any thoughts?
0:27:01 > 0:27:02Dad, don't start.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06SHE SOBS