0:00:26 > 0:00:29I thought the theme for Ruhma's hen night was the 1980s.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32You know, bright colours, big hair...
0:00:32 > 0:00:34These shoulder pads will have to do.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36To tell you truth, I have never understood this ritual.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38What, the hen party?
0:00:38 > 0:00:40It's either an innocent expression of femininity
0:00:40 > 0:00:44or a rampant orgy of hedonism, Mrs Tembe. You take your pick.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Yeah, well, I am determined that Sister Hanif has an enjoyable evening,
0:00:48 > 0:00:52despite the tensions between some members of staff.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Are you sure you're going to be all right on your own?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56It's fine. It's dinner time and I'm Hank Marvin,
0:00:56 > 0:00:58but... No, I'll deal with the last few.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59And Mr Cooke.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00What?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03I had a call from him earlier.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Well, he wanted to see you at short notice.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09And as you are running behind, I thought it would be fine.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11And he seemed very concerned.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Well, Luke always does.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17He will come in with a plethora of symptoms and there's never anything wrong with him.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21A five-minute consultation and I'll work my magic with him. Go on.
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Have a boogie for me.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25To '80s music? I think not!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Hello. Can I place an order for delivery, please?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40MUSIC: A Little Respect by Erasure
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Yeah!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45You look fantastic!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48So, Ruhma, no traditional "L" plates, then?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Well...
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Ladies, you look amazing.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Ooh! A private room! Very swish!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00This way we avoid the riff-raff.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Out, Valerie!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Right, ladies, your challenge for this evening is...
0:02:04 > 0:02:06You have to complete these by the end of the evening.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Oh, I used to love these. It's really easy, though.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12All you do is, you take them apart and then you rebuild it, solved.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14It used to be my party piece in the '80s.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Mrs Tembe!
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Ah, you are back here. You all look wonderful.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21It's great that you've arrived.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Now this party can really get started.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Absolutely. I would like to buy you all cocktails.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Sea breeze, if that is agreeable?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Oh, yes, absolutely!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Mrs Tembe offering to buy a round?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Now my world has rocked on its axis.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Well, no, she's a bit of a party animal on the quiet.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37On the very quiet.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Oh, damn it!
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Hey, you, no phones. This is supposed to be your party!
0:02:43 > 0:02:44I know, I know.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47But tonight's money spinner for the wedding fund, it's a big one
0:02:47 > 0:02:49and time's running out and the bids are crap.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51OK, OK, hang on. What website are you on?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- That one.- Right.- What are you doing?
0:02:54 > 0:02:55I'm going to get your bid up.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Really?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Just you watch me.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Yes!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01TV ON
0:03:01 > 0:03:05'Give me my wallet! Crooks, that's what you are - both of you, crooks!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07'How much does he want to give you?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- 'Well, 300 dollars.- 300. You had yourself quite a time!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13'I'll get the sheriff, that's what I'll do.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14'Thank you...
0:03:14 > 0:03:18'We'll run the two of you out of town!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20'Goodnight!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24'Why don't you mind your own business?'
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- There we go. See you in a couple of weeks, yeah?- Cheers, doc.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33That was quick!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I thought you'd be another half an hour at least.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36You don't want it?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38No, no, I want it.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Right, you take card, yeah?
0:03:42 > 0:03:43No.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45The other dude, he takes card.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Well, I'm not the other dude.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49No, but...
0:03:49 > 0:03:51you're the other woman.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Perceptive, aren't you?
0:03:54 > 0:03:5510.50.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Yeah, I'm not sure I've got the cash on me.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59No cash, no curry.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03No, I want the curry. Let me go and raid the old petty cash.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04You wait here.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16I need to see Dr Haskey.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Are... Are you OK?
0:04:18 > 0:04:19No...
0:04:23 > 0:04:25It's working. I've been outbid.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26I know, but it's not enough!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Don't worry. I'll up the ante.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Hey, you're here!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35What in the name of all that's holy is that?
0:04:35 > 0:04:36It is a sea breeze.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39More like a wet slap!
0:04:39 > 0:04:43It is fruity, it is tasty, it is refreshing.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Maybe, but, you know, there's something missing.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Well, I think it is tastier without the alcohol.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Oh, that explains it!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52So, now it's a party.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Shouldn't you be going?
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Soon.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16You said 10.50?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- What the hell are you doing? - Tape. Any kind. Quickly!
0:05:20 > 0:05:21What?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23I need to seal the wound!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26He walked in and collapsed. Spontaneous pneumothorax.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Now get me some tape quickly!
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Ta...
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Quickly!
0:05:33 > 0:05:34There!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Call an ambulance.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Ambulance, please.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Who are you? How did you know to do this?
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Just a lucky guess.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Yeah, right!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47You need to tell them to look for BHD.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48What's BHD?
0:05:48 > 0:05:52Birt-Hogg-Dube syndrome. I need to go.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53The curry's on me.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57No, no, no - absolutely not! There is no way I'm letting you leave.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59I've got to get back to work.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02I have no idea what you just did to him!
0:06:02 > 0:06:03I saved his life.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Yeah, whatever.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Yeah, this is Dr Haskey at the Campus Surgery.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10I've got a patient collapsed. Suspected pneumothorax.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15Listen, when the paramedics get here, you're coming with us
0:06:15 > 0:06:17to St Phil's. Or do I need to call the police?
0:06:21 > 0:06:26Well, thankfully, I have ordered alcoholic Long Island Iced Teas.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Is that very strong?
0:06:29 > 0:06:30No, it's just spirits.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Five different spirits. - In the same glass.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Oh, now it's a party!
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Raise your glasses, ladies. Here is to the bride-to-be!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42To Sister Hanif!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46I can't feel my feet!
0:06:49 > 0:06:53And now, let the games begin!
0:06:53 > 0:06:58Pin the bowtie on Heston!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05You're a surgeon. You must be.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16I was. In my country.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Then why are you working as a delivery driver?
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Oh.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25You in the country illegally?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32OK, right, you need to talk me through the procedure
0:07:32 > 0:07:35and more importantly, what you diagnosed him with -
0:07:35 > 0:07:36what was it again?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Birt-Hogg-Dube syndrome. Why do you need to know?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Because if you don't want to blow your cover,
0:07:40 > 0:07:43I have to be the one that did this and I have to get it right
0:07:43 > 0:07:46because this is my career on the line. OK, do you understand that?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Dr Haskey?- Yeah, how is he?
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Alive, thanks to you. I'm Dede Lawal. Pretty fancy meds.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Well done.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Oh, it was nothing.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58No, it really wasn't.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00A few millimetres either way
0:08:00 > 0:08:02and we'd be having a totally different conversation.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Well, you know, the training kicks in, doesn't it?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Instinct...you know.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Oh, this is...
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Amira.
0:08:12 > 0:08:17Amira, she's his girlfriend. Mr Cooke's girlfriend.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Yes. Yes, I am.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22She was there when it happened.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26OK, well, he's fine now, and you can see him in a little while.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29I will need a full report on what you did tonight.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33- Course you will. That's not a problem.- OK.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39His girlfriend?!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41I didn't know what else to say, did I?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51THEY SHOUT
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Megan!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Finally!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Sorry I'm late. What are we all drinking?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Long Island iced teas.
0:09:03 > 0:09:08Or, or perhaps you would like a non-alcoholic sea breeze?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10A round of Long Islands, please.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Don't you all look amazing?
0:09:12 > 0:09:17So do you. You look positively glowing.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Oh, well, you can do a lot with concealer.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Or a new man? Come on, what's his name?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Oy, oy, secret romance, is it?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26I'm not going to tell you his name, so you can stop asking.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Ruhma, how are you?
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Classic change of subject.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Has Shak said anything about the wedding yet?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35No. I'm just letting him get on with it.
0:09:35 > 0:09:40He'll either be there, or he won't. Excuse me.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Nicely done.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47What?
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Why didn't you just tell us his name?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Because it's none of your business!
0:09:52 > 0:09:57Look, I still don't understand how I'm supposed to have diagnosed BHD so quickly.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59It's a very rare condition,
0:09:59 > 0:10:01but I've seen it before so I knew what to look for.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Spontaneous pneumothorax and fibrofolliculoma.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Pale or flesh-coloured tumours.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Fibrofolliculoma, I know, but... I'm sorry, this isn't going to work.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15We have to tell the truth.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19We can't. Please. You promised.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21It's not going to work.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Look, I enjoy being a doctor,
0:10:23 > 0:10:28I don't want to lose my job. Our immigration system is famously slow.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30By the time they'd actually get round to deporting you,
0:10:30 > 0:10:32you could have a strong case to stay.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35My right to remain expired several months ago.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39I cannot go home.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44I want to more than anything in the world, but...I cannot.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Why not?
0:10:51 > 0:10:55I worked at the hospital, tending the wounded.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59The militia made an example.
0:11:01 > 0:11:06My husband, my parents, my son.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12They will do the same to me if I return.
0:11:19 > 0:11:24Ruhma, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26It's not you. It's Shak.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Sometimes I just wish it would get a bit easier.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34I'm not asking for a miracle!
0:11:34 > 0:11:36I guess no matter how old your kids are,
0:11:36 > 0:11:38it's still the hardest thing in the world to be a parent,
0:11:38 > 0:11:40but what would I know?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Sorry, that's not very helpful, is it?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46I'll tell you what... You can make it up to me.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50- How?- Tell me the identity of this new man.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Let's go and dance, shall we? Yeah.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58He's awake.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Still a bit groggy, but you can see him now.
0:12:02 > 0:12:03I can?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Yes!- OK, great.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20One of our specialists has concurred on your diagnosis on the BHD
0:12:20 > 0:12:24and we've sent off some bloods for a genetic test.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Good call.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Thank you.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31It's a rare one, isn't it? How did you spot it?
0:12:33 > 0:12:37Well, the thing is... fibrofolliculoma.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40And you knew that spontaneous pneumothorax...
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Yeah, it's one of the symptoms. I'd seen it before. Once.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Well, I've explained to him
0:12:46 > 0:12:48that he has an increased risk of kidney cancer.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Yeah, what did he say to that?
0:12:51 > 0:12:55- Well, he kind of took it as well as you can imagine.- Yeah.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58It's good that his girlfriend's here.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Yeah, yeah. It is, yeah.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02So, are you coming in?
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Me? I don't think so.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08I'm sure Mr Cooke would like to thank you for saving his life.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Yeah, I bet Mr Cooke has got something to say.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19TV PLAYS
0:13:23 > 0:13:25I don't know how to thank you.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27It's all part of the service.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29We always said that stress would get me in the end, eh?
0:13:29 > 0:13:30It wasn't stress, Luke.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34No, I know. I've got some kind of syndrome.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- Birt-Hogg-Dube.- Which means I might get kidney cancer, right?
0:13:38 > 0:13:42It's something we need to keep a lookout for but it's not a foregone conclusion.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50I'm sorry, but...I don't know who you are.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52I'm Amira.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Your face looks familiar, but...
0:13:55 > 0:14:00You've had a shock. Amira is your girlfriend.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01OK.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Hello?
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Hello.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08BEEPING
0:14:08 > 0:14:11I've got to go. I'll be back.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13You'll be OK now.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Right. This has to end.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18How d'you mean?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Just a second, Luke. I'm really sorry for your situation,
0:14:20 > 0:14:23but we're just spinning lie after lie and the more we lie,
0:14:23 > 0:14:26the worse it's going to get, yeah? The truth will eventually come out.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27Please, don't!
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Wait! I'm really confused. What's going to come out?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31What's going on?
0:14:31 > 0:14:32We have to tell him the truth.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Emma! You're winning!
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Winning what?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38It's an hour to go and you're the highest bid!
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- But I don't want... - It's for a good cause!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- I only...- Call it a wedding present!
0:14:44 > 0:14:48Oh, this is hopeless! Right, OK.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52The next competition is a moonwalking contest.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Yeah!
0:14:53 > 0:14:57No, please, no - the moonwalking is not my forte.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Come on, Mrs Tembe!
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Oh, Nurse Lee, I hear your mother is doing much better?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Thanks for asking, Mrs T.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09For your information, yes, she's doing really well and she's sober.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Not that anyone cares.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14I am sure that is not the case.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Well, you say that but we're trying to stop the council evicting
0:15:17 > 0:15:21Mum and her friend and you should see the way we're being treated for peacefully protesting.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Especially by your husband.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Right. I'm just going for a dance.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26If you can't take the heat...
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- Yeah, yeah.- Come on, Ayesha!
0:15:28 > 0:15:30What - are you going to judge me now?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- Just like you judge everybody else? - That's not fair.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34This is neither the time nor the place.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37And don't you start! Your whole life's one big judgement fest.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39No wonder you two are bosom buddies all of a sudden.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40You're both stuck-up,
0:15:40 > 0:15:42you're both happy with your uber comfortable lives,
0:15:42 > 0:15:44with your uber comfortable...
0:15:44 > 0:15:46All right, that's enough!
0:15:46 > 0:15:49But what about this moonwalking competition? Miss Pitman?
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Yes, you've changed your tune. Come on, let's all try it!
0:15:52 > 0:15:53I will join you in a moment.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Good idea, Mrs Tembe.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57You don't want to mix with the upper classes.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59OK, this is Ruhma's night,
0:15:59 > 0:16:01and you would do well to remember that.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Now it's a party.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09I pretended to be your girlfriend!
0:16:09 > 0:16:12I'm happy to keep pretending if it helps.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14You don't have to do that for me.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15I want to.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17No, no, no, no - enough is enough.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20I have no intention of getting myself struck off tonight!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22All I wanted was a curry!
0:16:22 > 0:16:25We're going to stop with these lies. We're going to tell the truth and we're going to face
0:16:25 > 0:16:28the consequences that come when you tell the truth.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Tell what truth, Dr Haskey?
0:16:32 > 0:16:36MUSIC: Respectable by Mel and Kim
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Nurse Lee, you don't seem to be enjoying the party.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53I am a little concerned.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Don't worry, Mrs T, I can handle my drink.
0:16:55 > 0:17:01No, I mean the strain of being reunited with your mother.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06Yeah, it's a bit intense, yeah. That and living with Al. I mean,
0:17:06 > 0:17:10he's great and everything but I'm just not sleeping very much.
0:17:11 > 0:17:16It is such a shame that you and Dr Reid are no longer talking.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18You used to be such good friends.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Not any more.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24Seriously, I cannot believe how... heartless she is.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27I think... I think...
0:17:29 > 0:17:31I'm going to be sick, Mrs T!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35As you young people say, now it is a party.
0:17:36 > 0:17:41So, are you trying to tell me that you didn't perform the procedure?
0:17:41 > 0:17:45Um... What am I trying to tell you? A bit.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Amira, she assisted me, didn't you?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Yes, because I used to work in medicine before I came to this country,
0:17:51 > 0:17:58so, you see, when Luke started showing symptoms today I knew that it had to be...
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I said, didn't I, darling,
0:18:01 > 0:18:06that I was feeling... I wasn't feeling good and then you said I should come and see the doctors.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- I think I've heard enough. - Well, no, hang on...
0:18:08 > 0:18:12Enough. Do I look like a complete idiot?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Idiot's a strong word.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Then let me tell you all I know and we can go from there, OK?
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Dr Haskey, I'm sure that you are a terrific doctor,
0:18:24 > 0:18:28but you've never performed a chest drain and before tonight you hadn't even heard of BHD.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31And Luke, this woman is definitely not your girlfriend.
0:18:31 > 0:18:39So, the question is - why are these men putting themselves at risk just to cover for you?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44I can explain.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47No. I can't let you protect me any more.
0:18:51 > 0:18:57I'm a surgeon but my refugee status has expired.
0:18:58 > 0:19:04I am illegal. I was there when Luke collapsed.
0:19:04 > 0:19:09I performed the chest drain. I diagnosed BHD.
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Thank you.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Why don't you two step outside?
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Amira.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25I'm sorry.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27You did nothing wrong.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28For what it's worth,
0:19:28 > 0:19:31I really enjoyed being your boyfriend for an hour.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Me, too.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37You're going to be OK.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39You're in very good hands.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Excuse me.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50She saved my life. Please don't give her up.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08TV STILL PLAYS
0:20:17 > 0:20:19What a fine mess you two have created.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22You have to admire its complexity.
0:20:23 > 0:20:29No, I really don't! You two have put me in a really difficult position.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Well, strictly speaking, you don't need to report this, do you?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35No.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39But somebody needs to be accountable for the out-of-surgery procedure.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42If I don't report it and something goes wrong...
0:20:42 > 0:20:46I don't want you to get into trouble over me.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49I'm sorry. I can imagine what you've been through, but...
0:20:49 > 0:20:50I know.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56If I call the police,
0:20:56 > 0:20:58can I have your assurance that you won't try and run?
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Come on, you don't have to ask.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Yes, she does.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06I've been running for far too long.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09I'll be here.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12I appreciate that.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16Why don't you go and wait with Mr Cooke?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18I'm sure he'd like more time to get to know his girlfriend.
0:21:25 > 0:21:31Oh, and by the way, that was an extraordinarily brave thing you did.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33You must be an excellent surgeon.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36I am.
0:21:41 > 0:21:46Now, we both know, you don't need to report this. You said yourself...
0:21:46 > 0:21:47She saved his life.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51I can understand her situation. My parents were refugees.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52But it doesn't change anything.
0:21:52 > 0:21:57If someone queries this, you and I could lose our jobs tonight.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59There must be something we can do.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05Well, it's funny. There is something...something I was
0:22:05 > 0:22:09thinking ever since I figured out what was going on with you lot.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Out of interest, when was that, exactly?
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Oh, about five minutes after you arrived.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Have you ever seen the movie Green Card?
0:22:20 > 0:22:24Green Card. Peter Weir, 1990. It won two Golden Glo...
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Oh, wow, green card...
0:22:31 > 0:22:32Mrs Tembe?
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Yes, yes, I am here.
0:22:33 > 0:22:38Ooh, crikey. Looks like you were right about those cocktails.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Yes, well, I take no satisfaction in that thought.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Anyway, Ruhma is looking for you.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44She wants you to come and dance.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47She says if you two are the only sober ones it's up to you
0:22:47 > 0:22:50to prove how much fun you can have without booze.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Yes, well, I am a little bit busy at the moment.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57To be honest, I'm ready to go home and it looks like Ayesha is done,
0:22:57 > 0:23:00so why don't I take her in a cab with me?
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Well, if you are happy to do so?
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Yeah, yeah, of course.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Well, I... Well, I gratefully accept.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Never, ever again.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Yeah, that's what they all say.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Oh!
0:23:14 > 0:23:15I've only gone and...
0:23:18 > 0:23:20No-one will ever believe me, anyway!
0:23:23 > 0:23:25There's been an awful mistake.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28It's just that we've been so busy what with moving in together, and everything.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32And when my right to remain expired I just completely forgot because...
0:23:32 > 0:23:35- She forgot because I've been ill - it's my fault.- No.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40Amira has been so worried and we've been so busy, what with the wedding stuff...
0:23:40 > 0:23:43And you promise you're going to send the wedding invitation, yeah?
0:23:43 > 0:23:44You got it, Doc.
0:23:44 > 0:23:49You got it. It's an honest mistake. It completely slipped our minds, didn't it, babe?
0:23:49 > 0:23:52That's right. Is there anything we can do?
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Oh, Mrs Tembe! Mrs Tembe! Come on, I'm celebrating.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03I've sold it to Emma! Emma?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Emma! It's yours.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06No, I don't want it!
0:24:06 > 0:24:10I'll help you sell it! For a fee!
0:24:10 > 0:24:14Sister Hanif, I am so sorry about the tensions this evening.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16What tension? Oh, I'm enjoying myself.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18I am going to enjoy myself tonight,
0:24:18 > 0:24:21tomorrow and every day of my married life.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Well, I will drink to that.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27Oh, Mrs Tembe, that's the Long Island Iced Tea.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31Oh. Yes, well, between you and me, it is very refreshing!
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Cheers.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39OK, now is when it starts - the interviews and the checks -
0:24:39 > 0:24:42you've got a lot of work to do to convince them to let Amira stay.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43We're ready. We'll do it.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46I don't know how to thank you.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Don't thank me. He's the one who's offered to marry you.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50I still can't believe it.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52I bring nothing to your life but trouble.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56Look, I've known you for precisely four hours and it's been easily
0:24:56 > 0:24:58the best four hours of my life.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00So, I'll take that over my usual, boring existence.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Wow. And they say romance is dead.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06But...we're not even dating or anything.
0:25:06 > 0:25:11I just don't know if we can... if I can...
0:25:11 > 0:25:14I'm not asking you for a relationship.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17I'm not asking you for anything. I just want to help you.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Everything else is for the future.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23And that right there, that's the start of a beautiful friendship.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25I'm going to leave you to it.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Thanks, Dr Haskey.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Please, call me Al.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34No. Thank you, Al.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37It was a real honour to meet you.
0:25:41 > 0:25:42Hey.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48That was a really good suggestion about the two of them.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49I don't know what you're talking about.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Oh, no. No, no, no. Me, neither.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Do you think they'll get away with it?
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Who knows?
0:25:56 > 0:25:58After everything she's been through
0:25:58 > 0:26:01and everything he's about to go through, at least they have each other.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Yeah. You going home?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Food first. I'm starving.
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Me, too.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Would it be all right if I was to buy you a curry?
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Make up for all that deceit today?
0:26:11 > 0:26:12Sounds good.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15It's not every day you encounter Birt-Hogg-Dube syndrome.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23MUSIC: Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Come on, Mrs Tembe!
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- No.- What?!
0:26:51 > 0:26:54TV: 'Tonight, car crash hell on the roads...'
0:26:56 > 0:26:58David!
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Uh!
0:27:00 > 0:27:02One, two, three...
0:27:02 > 0:27:04HE GASPS
0:27:04 > 0:27:05Watch out!
0:27:05 > 0:27:07SCREAMING
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Stop playing games and wasting everybody's time!
0:27:16 > 0:27:19- She looked at me the other day... - Yeah.- ..and she said,
0:27:19 > 0:27:21"I was an idiot when I married you."
0:27:21 > 0:27:22Ooh! What did you say?
0:27:22 > 0:27:24I said, "You still are!"
0:27:25 > 0:27:26This is ridiculous!
0:27:26 > 0:27:30They haven't paid attention to any of our objections.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Rob?