When Barry Met Sally

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0:00:26 > 0:00:27What?!

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Hey!

0:00:37 > 0:00:39I'd say this one's flown its last mission.

0:00:41 > 0:00:45I've got this, if you fancy an upgrade.

0:00:45 > 0:00:46Thanks.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Need a hand?

0:00:50 > 0:00:53- No, I'm fine.- Er, what are you studying?

0:00:53 > 0:00:57- Psychology.- Ah! No school like the old school, eh?

0:00:57 > 0:01:00The handwritten essay.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03I always said computers were never going to catch on.

0:01:05 > 0:01:10Right, one supermarket carrier bag. Honourably retired!

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16- Sally.- Ah, Sally. I'm er, Barry, Sally.- Thanks, Barry.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19- Gail?- Sorry, Barry. Got to go.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26Gail! Well, you could have stopped her!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33- CRASH - Kettle.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Coffee.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39And then conversation.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42I take it I can't interest you in a custard cream?

0:01:42 > 0:01:45I have just spent two hours at home,

0:01:45 > 0:01:47trying to decipher last month's patient audit.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50The last thing I need is a custard cream!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52How was your break? Nice and relaxing?

0:01:52 > 0:01:55It was lovely, actually.

0:01:55 > 0:02:00The best thing was watching Joe with my father. Mutually besotted.

0:02:00 > 0:02:05They made a tissue paper hot-air balloon which, incidentally,

0:02:05 > 0:02:06actually flew.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Aw.

0:02:07 > 0:02:12- And then I spent most of yesterday with Letherbridge Police.- Yes, well.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14The pressure's on now. It's a murder case.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16It boiled down to me working on an e-fit.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19And then a completely pointless interview.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22I could have strangled the man in charge! Some guy called Stanton.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26- DI Stanton? - Oh, Emma, you are kidding me!

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Oh, I have to admit, I do find him rather sexy.- Bleurgh.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31And he's supposed to be very good. Recently transferred

0:02:31 > 0:02:34- from Manchester, apparently. - Well, lucky Letherbridge(!)

0:02:34 > 0:02:38What with the undrinkable coffee, unbelievably hard chairs,

0:02:38 > 0:02:41and the unending list of searching questions,

0:02:41 > 0:02:44our first date left a little to be desired.

0:02:53 > 0:02:54Gail!

0:02:54 > 0:02:57No, it's fine, Michaela. You don't want to mark it. Leave it.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01I didn't say I wasn't going to mark it. Let's go back to my office.

0:03:01 > 0:03:06- Forget it. I crashed the deadline. - Look, Gail, I'm sorry.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08You've completely got the wrong end of this.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11I said you were late, that's all.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Yes, you did crash the deadline,

0:03:13 > 0:03:16but I did not say I wasn't going to mark it.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18We're not at school. It's a university.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Yeah, and you're not the enemy! - So why the attitude?

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Cos I'm sick of it, yeah? I'm sick of the whole place, actually.

0:03:24 > 0:03:25I'm sick of lectures, sick of seminars!

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Sick of all this lot looking down their noses!

0:03:28 > 0:03:30And you can stop staring and all, you stuck-up cow,

0:03:30 > 0:03:34- cos I'm getting sick of you! - Gail, just give me the essay.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38What's your problem, Bigfoot? Next time you kick someone, apologise!

0:03:38 > 0:03:42I'm out of here! I quit! And what you laughing at?!

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Oh...- You all think you're so cool!

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Yeah, so cool! So who's laughing now?!

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Yeah, come on, with your stupid man bun!

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Gail, stop!

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Whoa, whoa, whoa! All right, hang on. Where's the fire?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58FIRE ALARM SOUNDS

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Right! Everybody out!

0:04:07 > 0:04:10I must say, it's very impressive.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Oh!

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Impressed?

0:04:14 > 0:04:18That's exactly what Careers Without Limits wants you to feel.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Katie Gershowitz. Mission Facilitator.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Hello. Dr Vere.- Hi.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Um, this is Mrs Tembe, our amazing practice manager.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27I hope you do not mind me being here,

0:04:27 > 0:04:30I just wanted to offer Dr Vere a little support.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Oh, absolutely, Mrs Tembe.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34We are all humble servants, doing what

0:04:34 > 0:04:39we can to help marginalised kids into the professions.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42We're ambassadors for hope and challenging inequality.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Now, if I can put that into plain

0:04:44 > 0:04:47and simple English, I would simply say, Konichiwa!

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Where did she buy these?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01I don't know. A book shop?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- I'm looking for Michaela. - I'm Michaela.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Michaela Long. I'm Gail's tutor.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12- And was it you who saw her smash the fire alarm?- No, that was both of us.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13So, what happened?

0:05:13 > 0:05:17Her name is Gail Tate. She completely lost it.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Are you sure that's her name? She told me her name was Sally.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Gail's one of my first year psychology students.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25She came to see me first thing this morning,

0:05:25 > 0:05:28having spent all night on this.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Which should have been in yesterday and online.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33I tried to explain I'd still mark it,

0:05:33 > 0:05:37but in passing mentioned that she'd missed the deadline.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39- Next thing I know...- World War III.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44And did she also get kicked? Maybe by accident?

0:05:44 > 0:05:47I mean, is this about an essay? Or that guy?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Actually, it's about neither.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51It's about Gail.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55She's arrived here with nothing - and I do mean absolutely nothing -

0:05:55 > 0:05:58by way of background, parental support.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02- I do hope you're not pleading poverty as an explanation.- No!

0:06:02 > 0:06:07Of course I'm not! I'm suggesting she's under pressure.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09She's got a zero hours cleaning job.

0:06:09 > 0:06:14She's surrounded by kids who've got everything. OK, so she flipped.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16She shouldn't have done it.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20But she was up all night. Maybe she was tired.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Yes, and maybe there's another explanation for how she's

0:06:23 > 0:06:26funding her education.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28And why she lied to me about her name.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Stolen to order. I'm not accusing her,

0:06:33 > 0:06:35but we're currently investigating thefts

0:06:35 > 0:06:37from the university book shop.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40You really think she might be involved in theft?

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Well, she fits the description we've seen circulated.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Medium height, brown hair, between 18 and 21 years old.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50- Last seen doing a degree, perhaps? - All right, OK, I get the picture.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52How about you help me track her down?

0:06:57 > 0:07:01- KNOCK AT DOOR - Come in.

0:07:01 > 0:07:06Hi. Um, what would you say if I said I needed a favour?

0:07:06 > 0:07:10- I would suggest you start the bidding at a gin and tonic.- OK.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14I have an emergency care meeting that has just been confirmed,

0:07:14 > 0:07:17but I have a patient that I don't want to cancel.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Toby Moss - schizophrenic and has a habit of coming off his meds.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24So that'll be a very large gin and tonic.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Thank you.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31The police are going to swing by the university book shop,

0:07:31 > 0:07:34just to check we've got our facts straight.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Apparently, she's in halls, so I'm heading over there now,

0:07:37 > 0:07:39- just to take a look. - What then, deputy?

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Ride up and lasso her?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44She's damaged university property.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47So, we need to make an example of her.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49I didn't say that.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52This is a stereotypical authoritarian response to

0:07:52 > 0:07:54a culturally isolated student,

0:07:54 > 0:07:58reinforcing a deficit construction that's already normative!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01That's easy for you to say.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05Is there anything underneath that uniform? Or are you just like this?

0:08:05 > 0:08:08If you'll excuse me, I've got a job to do.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16So, I'm going to put my qualified image consultant's hat on.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20I think you need to have an image in your head before we start

0:08:20 > 0:08:22photographing you.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24OK, so we're trying to suggest that young people should

0:08:24 > 0:08:26believe in their real potential, yeah?

0:08:26 > 0:08:32I was thinking zorb balling down Everest. Or freefalling!

0:08:32 > 0:08:37- Down Everest...? - Well, whatever. You are a superhero!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Banishing inequality!

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Yeah, but I think there's a bit more to minority-ethnic kids

0:08:42 > 0:08:44achieving than me discovering my inner hero.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47There's the unfair distribution of opportunities, for a start.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Hold that focus!

0:08:48 > 0:08:52- And I would like to talk about immigration, if I can?- Immigration?

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Well, yeah, it's overseas workers who prop up the NHS.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56It's a bit off message.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Politically speaking.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00What with all this Brexit and well...there's been

0:09:00 > 0:09:03so much focus on immigration.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07Careers Without Limits breaks down barriers. Let's concentrate on that.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50TOILET FLUSHES

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Make yourself at home.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58- I'm leaving anyway.- You do understand that this is serious?

0:09:58 > 0:10:01What am I looking at, seriously? A couple of bits of crockery?

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Some drippy kids?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06- The fire alarm's criminal damage. - No, the fire alarm was an accident.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Even if that was true, it doesn't end there.- What have I done now?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Stolen someone's skipping rope?

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Rifled the piggy bank?

0:10:15 > 0:10:19OK, so I'm so wrong - why tell me your name is Sally?

0:10:19 > 0:10:21What's wrong with Sally?

0:10:21 > 0:10:26I don't know. Kneejerk reaction? Don't trust people in uniform.

0:10:26 > 0:10:31Well, my advice is come clean to the police. Tell them why you did it.

0:10:31 > 0:10:36I can see from the way you're living it's not been easy.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39There's not a lot of money, I can tell that.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40- Just by the way you're dressed. - What?

0:10:40 > 0:10:44I mean, working till all hours and still being on your uppers,

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- that's one thing.- What you on about?

0:10:47 > 0:10:50These are stolen from the university book shop.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Stolen to order, am I right?

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Yeah. You are right.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57- You're right out of order. - Well, go on, then. Make me a liar.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02How many books, Barry? Two earlier? Five here?

0:11:02 > 0:11:05How many books on the receipt? Seven.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Every spare penny I've got. Are you right now?

0:11:08 > 0:11:12You know what? I thought you were different.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15And before you start talking about me, take a look at yourself.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Shove your books, stick your university,

0:11:17 > 0:11:19and while you're up there, find room for that!

0:11:24 > 0:11:27- Wait a minute. Wait! - Sorry, you blew it. Ancient history.

0:11:29 > 0:11:30Anyway, I need the loo.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38- She's not been thieving.- Where is she?- Said she needed the toilet.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41What, and you believed her? Mike, out the front.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Very nice.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Really professional.

0:11:52 > 0:11:53What do you think, Mrs T?

0:11:53 > 0:11:57Do you think Dr Vere has discovered a new career?

0:11:57 > 0:12:01Well, I sincerely hope not. Dr Vere is a dedicated young doctor.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03A credit to the NHS.

0:12:03 > 0:12:08- Thanks, Mrs Tembe.- It is a pleasure to work with him as a colleague.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12How about we get shots of both of you?

0:12:12 > 0:12:15You know, like two colleagues working together,

0:12:15 > 0:12:18chatting about...bladder control. You know, that kind of thing.

0:12:18 > 0:12:24- Well, no, that is not what I meant. - No? Oh, come on! It'll be fun!

0:12:24 > 0:12:28I mean, imagine you've received a message saying all NHS

0:12:28 > 0:12:30staff are going to get pay rises!

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Yes, well, no-one has that good an imagination!

0:12:33 > 0:12:37Oh, come on, Mrs T, you don't want to miss out on all the excitement.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40I can tell you spent a fortune getting your hair done.

0:12:40 > 0:12:45- I am not as photogenic as Dr Vere. - Oh, don't do yourself down!

0:12:45 > 0:12:47You are exactly what we need!

0:12:48 > 0:12:52Looking good, girlfriend! Work it!

0:13:30 > 0:13:34Zara, that's your 12:15, Toby Moss.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Now, um, he was a bit of a handful last time

0:13:37 > 0:13:40and Emma had to calm him down.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Seems OK today, but I just thought you should know.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Thanks, Valerie.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Mr Moss?

0:13:47 > 0:13:50I'm Dr Carmichael. If you'd like to go through?

0:13:53 > 0:13:56I thought we'd change things up a bit.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Yeah, but doctors don't wear white coats any more,

0:13:58 > 0:14:01unless you want me to look like a lab technician.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Oh, the swinging face of the NHS!

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Ooh, cheeky boy!

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Have you, er, quite finished with me?

0:14:09 > 0:14:14Oh, it's technical difficulties. We are not neglecting you.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16No, I am happy to be neglected.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20In fact, I am not sure why I am here. Dr Vere is your guest speaker.

0:14:20 > 0:14:24Oh, well, it's good for Dr Vere to interact with someone.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Someone that's, um...

0:14:26 > 0:14:28What...?

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Black?

0:14:30 > 0:14:34Well, I, um, didn't mean... No, I didn't mean...

0:14:34 > 0:14:37You do work well together, particularly on this course,

0:14:37 > 0:14:39because you're both...

0:14:39 > 0:14:41What?

0:14:41 > 0:14:42Black?

0:14:42 > 0:14:46- Right...- Well, I'm not black.- No, he is not black.- You're not black?

0:14:46 > 0:14:50No, I am black. He is in fact of dual heritage.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53And you are going a very interesting shade of pink.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Um, look at the time.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Er, I appreciate that, Mrs Tembe.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Anyway, there's tea and coffee over there. Help yourself.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06I need to go and check on the hall.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Well, let's hope there is black coffee.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21I'd finish reading.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24There's another ten minutes before your coach leaves.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29Don't panic. I'm here incognito.

0:15:31 > 0:15:36I er...thought you might be looking for this.

0:15:40 > 0:15:44There's something I wanted to say to you as well, if I'm honest.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47I felt that I owed you an apology.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07Is everything all right? Only, Mr Moss left in a bit of a hurry.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10That's because I wouldn't give him what he asked for.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12He wanted to change his medication,

0:16:12 > 0:16:14but eventually I persuaded him not to.

0:16:14 > 0:16:18- Oh, well, this was left for you on the desk.- Fan mail?

0:16:18 > 0:16:19Lucky me.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25What is it?

0:16:27 > 0:16:29We should report this to Mrs Tembe.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32And say what? There were these three skeletons...?

0:16:32 > 0:16:35It's probably just Mr Moss, cross that I ignored him.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Do you really think so?

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Well, how should I know? Three scary skeletons!

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Who cares?

0:16:44 > 0:16:46TELEPHONE RINGS

0:16:48 > 0:16:51So, why did you do it? You look at me and you see nothing but trouble.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55Prejudice.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Straight line thinking.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Authoritarian personality.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03I'm a security guard.

0:17:03 > 0:17:08After a while, the job starts to get to you.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Didn't someone once say once that we'll never invent robots

0:17:10 > 0:17:12that think and behave like people cos it's so much easier

0:17:12 > 0:17:14and cheaper to get people to behave like robots?

0:17:16 > 0:17:17So why apologise now?

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Well,

0:17:22 > 0:17:24I was young, too...

0:17:24 > 0:17:26..once.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Briefly.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32I mean, I never tried for university, not like you have,

0:17:32 > 0:17:34but I can see that it can't be easy.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40The university can help, you know, if you need money.

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Money's not the issue.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45I've got money, I'm just not spending it.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47It's not that I can't afford things.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49I don't need all that crap that they all cart around.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53I write with pen and paper cos it's cheaper.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54I don't want a laptop,

0:17:54 > 0:17:58some stupid student loan that I'm going to be paying off till I'm 93.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01I'm happy with what I've got.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04So what was all that in the cafeteria?

0:18:04 > 0:18:05You wouldn't understand it.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Don't try.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11I do know what people say, though.

0:18:12 > 0:18:16Leave something behind, like a bus ticket,

0:18:18 > 0:18:20means you don't really want to go.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Don't people also say we faked the Moon landings?

0:18:24 > 0:18:26I think you care too much.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28You don't understand it.

0:18:28 > 0:18:33What I don't understand is why you'd just walk away.

0:18:33 > 0:18:38- I mean, all that effort, you're just going to wreck it.- Got my reasons.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Can I take a guess?

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Things have started to get on top of you.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Tell me this is my fear of failure, I'm going to smack you.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47No, I never mentioned fear of failure.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Who's telling you it's that?

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Someone at uni? A friend?

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Michaela.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57It's Michaela.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00- Is she right? - Yeah, she's dead right.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Only not for the reasons she thinks.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06OK, so don't say I didn't warn you.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09When was the last time you nicked a milk float?

0:19:10 > 0:19:12See? I told you.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14You won't understand this.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17I nicked a milk float once when I was 11.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20I got to the end of the street and hit a bollard, nothing broken,

0:19:20 > 0:19:22maybe some plastic.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24I legged it.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26And never got caught.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29What I remember was the bollard coming towards me.

0:19:29 > 0:19:30It crept up on me.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33And the more I tried to avoid it, the more I looked at it and

0:19:33 > 0:19:37the more I looked at it, the more I couldn't get out of the way.

0:19:37 > 0:19:41So, er, you're trying to avoid getting hurt?

0:19:41 > 0:19:43No! For crying out loud, Barry!

0:19:43 > 0:19:48It's not just Michaela that's picked up that I'm scared of failing.

0:19:48 > 0:19:49Failure's the bollard.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53I keep looking at it because I'm trying to avoid it.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Is someone at home telling you you're going to fail at university?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Give him a biscuit!

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Well, whoever's saying that, you don't need to listen.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06Yeah? Well, tell that to my dad.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09TANNOY: The 12:40 to Manchester is now boarding...

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Gail, wait!

0:20:17 > 0:20:22- Give it up, Barry.- No, I'm sorry, I'm not done, you can't go back.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25If your dad's calling you a failure, then he's trying to make you

0:20:25 > 0:20:29mess things up, that's abusive and it's got to stop.

0:20:31 > 0:20:32Barry, I know that.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36- It's avoiding that bollard.- So, why are you going back home?- Where else?

0:20:38 > 0:20:42Listen, you only get one chance at an education. Miss that...

0:20:43 > 0:20:47What you need to do is forget your dad

0:20:47 > 0:20:51and start building some bridges with people who can help you.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54You mean Michaela.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56I mean Michaela and me, all those kids in the cafeteria.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59Who am I forgetting?

0:20:59 > 0:21:00You've got to be kidding.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04PC Dyson just wants to clear things up.

0:21:04 > 0:21:08You are the world's most stubborn individual, do you know that?

0:21:08 > 0:21:10All right. All right.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Letherbridge nick on speed dial? Seriously?

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Hello, this is Gail Tate. Is that the police?

0:21:23 > 0:21:26So, are you looking forward to your holiday?

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Morocco? Are you kidding?

0:21:28 > 0:21:31I think Dr Reid is going to miss you.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33She won't even know I'm gone.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35It is nice to have some company round the house

0:21:35 > 0:21:37and I'm sure she will notice your absence.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39It's only Marrakech.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Well, nevertheless, you live together.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44I pay rent. We don't live in each other's pockets.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46I'm sure Emma will survive.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Dr Vere, um,

0:21:51 > 0:21:55I'm really, really sorry, but we've had a bit of a derailment.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58The schedule's nonsense. It's overrun by speakers

0:21:58 > 0:22:02and I'm afraid there's not going to be enough time for you to speak.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04I can't apologise enough.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06I'll only take ten minutes.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Absolutely, and I really am very sorry.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11We've taken up so much of your time already.

0:22:11 > 0:22:17I am very grateful and you've made an invaluable contribution.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19There's nothing left to say really,

0:22:19 > 0:22:23except I'm sorry and...maybe next time.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Well, that is disappointing.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Is it just me, or did she just seem a bit odd?

0:22:31 > 0:22:34This whole event has seemed very odd.

0:22:34 > 0:22:35Mm.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40I'm sure you would have made a marvellous speech,

0:22:40 > 0:22:43including your reference to immigration.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Were you offended earlier?

0:22:45 > 0:22:46No.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49I was just offended that you had been overlooked.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Let's just assume she meant well and let's get out of here.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59- KNOCK AT DOOR - Come in.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Millefeuille?

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Lawton's Patisserie. I'm afraid they'd run out of custard creams.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10You must seriously want me to put on weight.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Oh, shut up, fatty. Just eat it!

0:23:13 > 0:23:16- So, how was your meeting? - Oh, a total waste of time!

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Social services obsessing about money.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21How was Mr Moss?

0:23:21 > 0:23:23He wanted me to change his medication.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Hm, yes, he can be a bit like that.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28He was probably trying it on because it's the first time he's met you.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30I convinced him to stay on the Olanzapine.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32But he wasn't very happy, so he left me this.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Are you sure this was him?

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Well, I didn't actually see him. He'd already left reception.

0:23:45 > 0:23:50- Valerie found it. - No, this um... This isn't like him.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Well, maybe it's another one of my unhappy patients.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56Either way, it's a piece of nonsense.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Isn't it see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil?

0:24:00 > 0:24:04Well, more like eye strain, earache and tonsillitis.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09So, er...

0:24:10 > 0:24:14- Will you be OK? - Me? I'm a juvenile delinquent.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17I'll be fine.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Would you have studied if you'd had the option?

0:24:20 > 0:24:22It wasn't just I didn't have the option.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26A lack of confidence.

0:24:26 > 0:24:27Should that say "insecurity"?

0:24:31 > 0:24:32History and English.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38But hey, old dog, new tricks.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40It's never too late, Fido.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42You want something, fetch!

0:24:42 > 0:24:44I'm really sorry.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46It'd be a lot easier on a laptop

0:24:46 > 0:24:48and you really do need to type it up next time.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53But I thought this might cheer us both up.

0:24:53 > 0:24:59Late, cogent, very tightly argued, blah, blah. You got a 2:1.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01So, do you trust her now?

0:25:01 > 0:25:05- About as far as I can throw her. - Yeah, but I've changed, Barry.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08I'm a good little student now, all thanks to you.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Gail and Barry, beauty and the beast.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll punch their lights out!

0:25:16 > 0:25:18OK, I'm a work in progress.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Hi! I will be home in half an hour.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35If you love me at all, you will open something chilled,

0:25:35 > 0:25:37preferably from New Zealand.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44What are you three gawping at?

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Oh...

0:26:42 > 0:26:45'Isn't it see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil?'

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Wow! Kate Middleton, eat your heart out!

0:27:09 > 0:27:12- Are you going somewhere special? - A funeral.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15- Oh, not that lad from the Churchill? - Yeah.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18How can I take a look at your hair if you won't take that stupid

0:27:18 > 0:27:21- hat off?- I'm not letting you near my hair ever again!

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Excuse me? Al?

0:27:23 > 0:27:25- Hi.- It's me. Sally Ann.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28- Hey! What are you doing? - You little...!- Oi, oi, oi!