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0:00:24 > 0:00:27LAUGHTER

0:00:32 > 0:00:35- Oh, look! - THEY LAUGH

0:00:35 > 0:00:39- Oh, look at my hair!- Oh, yeah.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43That photo must be, what, 20 years old? More!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45- I remember that day.- I don't.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Oh, I always thought I was the one nobody noticed.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50There you go. You were wrong.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51You can have it, if you like.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54No, you keep it. It's yours.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55So, tell me about the job.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Trainee manager at the Clydeburn Hotel.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02- Think I look the part?- You will do when I've finished with you.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- What does Donnie think? - He's made up for me.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07This time next year, I'll be running the place.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08You haven't got it yet.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11It's a second interview - a formality.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14- I'm the one they want. - They told you that?

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Not in so many words,

0:01:15 > 0:01:17but me and the team leader had

0:01:17 > 0:01:19the most amazing idea shower.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21You had a shower and gave him ideas?

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Do you even know what an idea shower is?

0:01:24 > 0:01:25Of course I do. I'm just messing.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Anyway, the boss is a woman.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Charmaine.- Ooh, sounds posh.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32I can be posh when I want to be.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35- POSH ACCENT:- You don't say! - THEY LAUGH

0:01:35 > 0:01:38This is my way out of the Churchill, Kel.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Spray?- Yeah, ta.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- There you go. All done. - Can I see the back?

0:01:49 > 0:01:51It's nice, that.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53- You'll slay 'em!- I know.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Oh!

0:01:57 > 0:01:59SHE LAUGHS

0:02:04 > 0:02:08- Ooh, you look smart.- Thank you. - Oh, actually, I meant...

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Wow! Kate Middleton, eat your heart out.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14- Are you going somewhere special? - A funeral.- Oh.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Not that lad from the Churchill?- Yeah.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21- Why? What's wrong?- Nothing.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Spill, Gobby.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Erm, well, you're just going to stick out like a sore thumb.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27Is that gobby enough for you?

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Dressing smartly is a mark of respect.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Yeah, and some might think it's showing off.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Karen's right.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Everyone is going to twig that you're the doctor who helped Reece.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42- And that's a bad thing? - Well, it could be for the kid who stabbed him.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Surely he wouldn't have the nerve to show up. - How do you know that?

0:02:45 > 0:02:48What do you suggest I wear? Leggings? A hoodie?

0:02:48 > 0:02:50OK, look, I think I'm going to take you,

0:02:50 > 0:02:51just in case anything kicks off.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53- SHE LAUGHS - And what?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Then you'll turn into Jason Statham? Don't be ridiculous, Daniel.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58I am paying my respects to Carlene and then I'm coming straight back.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Look, parking there is a nightmare.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Why don't I drop you off, then...? - I'm going on my own!

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Stop fussing.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17HE SIGHS

0:03:19 > 0:03:20KNOCK ON DOOR Yeah?

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- New shoes?- Yes.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27- Is that a tie?- What do you want?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Oh, maybe you've already got plans for lunch?

0:03:29 > 0:03:32- No, I haven't got any plans for lunch.- Great. It's a date, then.

0:03:32 > 0:03:39- Oh, erm, actually...- What?- Erm, got to pick up some dry cleaning.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40That's all right. It won't take long.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42No, no, it's in the centre of town.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44You know, traffic's bad and parking and all that.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48- PHONE RINGS - OK.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Catch you later, then.- Yeah. PHONE CONTINUES RINGING

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Oh, hi there. Nice to hear from you.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04HORN HONKS

0:04:07 > 0:04:10There's no point. The car park's chock-a-block.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12I suppose I'll have to take your word for it.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Absolutely. I'm an officer of the law.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Fine. Well, if you'll excuse me, Officer,

0:04:17 > 0:04:20I need to find alternative parking.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Or you could go back to work.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Seriously, I'm not sure it's a good idea for you to be here.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28- I'll be the judge of that. - Right, fine.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Let me suggest somewhere safe for you to leave your car.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31If you do a left...

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Careful reversing! It's a busy road!

0:04:35 > 0:04:39HORN BLARES

0:04:39 > 0:04:42I'm going straight out after work, so I want a nice updo.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45You know what would look fantastic? A side shave.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- You are kidding me?- No. Listen, Eesh, you're playing it too safe.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Just imagine all your hair falling down this side.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- And the other side bald? - Shaved is not bald.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56I could do a design, like a lotus flower.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Kellie, watch my lips.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01- You SO need to be more edgy. - I so don't.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04And, anyway, I'd scare my patients, not to mention Mrs Tembe.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Well, if you won't listen to your stylist...

0:05:06 > 0:05:08If you're going to set up as a mobile hairdresser,

0:05:08 > 0:05:10you need to listen to your clients. Seriously.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11You've got some split ends.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13I know. I need them trimming.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16How about some bangs round the front?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18- SHE SIGHS - OK.

0:05:20 > 0:05:24MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- What do you want? - I'm popping to the shops. Do you want me to get you a sandwich?

0:05:27 > 0:05:31No, no, I'm all right. I'm actually at the supermarket right now.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Thought you said you were going to the dry cleaners?

0:05:34 > 0:05:38Yeah, yeah, it's the dry cleaners in the supermarket.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40I thought you said parking was a nightmare?

0:05:40 > 0:05:42- TOILET FLUSHES - Hang on, is that a toilet flushing?

0:05:42 > 0:05:45No. No, no, I'm just queuing at the checkout.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47- Hang on.- No, no.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51Just unloading my shopping, Jimmi. Don't be smart.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52All right, see you.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Gary West, in the cap -

0:05:58 > 0:06:02in and out of prison for, well, robbing motors mainly.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05He's talking to Lucas Birch - small-time dealer.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09- But I wouldn't imagine we'd get any trouble from them today.- No.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Ooh, looks like Zara had trouble parking.- Yeah.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- Nothing like drawing attention to yourself, eh?- Hmm.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Hey! Hi. Erm, I thought we could sit here,

0:06:28 > 0:06:29if that's OK with you?

0:06:37 > 0:06:38That's really awkward. I'm sorry.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40I'm supposed to meet someone and you look like her.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Excuse me? Al?- Hi!

0:06:44 > 0:06:49- It's me, Sally Anne.- Oh, hi. I thought that she was you!

0:06:49 > 0:06:52I'm glad that it's you. No offence, but...

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Ha! Erm, shall we sit?- Sure.

0:07:07 > 0:07:14# That salvation lets their wings unfold

0:07:16 > 0:07:20# So when I'm lying in my bed

0:07:20 > 0:07:23# Thoughts running through my head

0:07:23 > 0:07:26# And I feel that love is dead

0:07:28 > 0:07:32# I'm loving angels instead

0:07:32 > 0:07:35# And through it all

0:07:35 > 0:07:38# She offers me protection

0:07:38 > 0:07:41# A lot of love and affection

0:07:41 > 0:07:43# Whether I'm right or wrong... #

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Hey, lady.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48What's your name?

0:07:52 > 0:07:56I'm Drac, short for Dracula.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08- I'm thinking stray tendrils. - Yeah, maybe.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11- But they'd have to be pinned up until tonight.- Why?

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Dangling hair - unhygienic.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Like my nan said, "Health and safety gone mad."

0:08:15 > 0:08:16Do you want me to take a few of these?

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Oh, yeah. Cheers, Eesh. I'd go over to their place.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21They wouldn't have to slum it here. That's just for mates.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24You're so brave leaving the salon.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27- I walked out in a strop, didn't I? - How come?

0:08:27 > 0:08:30The new manager told me he'd had complaints about my attitude.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32- Get lost! - Well, that's exactly what I said.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36And then he explained how they wanted to go more upmarket,

0:08:36 > 0:08:38- so I told him to stuff it. - His loss, babe.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42I know, but I should have thought about the kids.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44You'll be fine.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Yeah, I've got loads of appointments booked in already.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48KNOCK ON DOOR

0:08:48 > 0:08:50There you go - beating your door down.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55- You cow!- What's up?

0:08:55 > 0:08:58My hair's falling out, as if you didn't know!

0:09:00 > 0:09:01You OK?

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Sally Anne?

0:09:04 > 0:09:07I'm not sure whether to have a starter.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Do you want to have a starter? - Do you?

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Hmm, no.- Neither do I.- Oh, great.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Well, we'll dive straight in with some main courses, then, yeah?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17I'm not sure.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Define "not sure".- Sorry?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Well, either there's nothing on the menu you fancy,

0:09:23 > 0:09:26or there is something but you just don't want to say.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30I should really have salad.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34- What are you having? - Oh, gourmet burger every time.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- That's what I want.- Oh, great. We can get messy together.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39- What?!- Eating the burgers.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Oh. I wasn't thinking you meant...

0:09:42 > 0:09:45So, that's two gourmet burgers. And what do you want to drink?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Ginger beer, please. - Oh, good. Yeah.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Two ginger beers, as well.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53Thanks.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58It's nice in here, isn't it?

0:09:58 > 0:09:59I like a high ceiling.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02How can I take a look at your hair

0:10:02 > 0:10:04if you won't take that stupid hat off?!

0:10:04 > 0:10:05I'm not letting you near my hair ever again!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08- You did this on purpose. - Like, why would I do that?

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Two words - Donnie Byard. You've never forgiven me over him.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Are you kidding me? I've been celebrating my freedom.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Let me have a look, Max. - Why? So, you can have a laugh?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18No, because I'm a nurse and I might be able to help.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21I don't need a nurse. I need a miracle-worker.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23You're so jealous of me. This isn't the first time.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26- What are you talking about? - You destroyed my eyebrows!

0:10:26 > 0:10:29- We were 15!- I should have known not to trust you.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32You're going to be stuck in this dump for the rest of your life

0:10:32 > 0:10:34and you deserve it. I'm going places!

0:10:34 > 0:10:38- Not in that hat, you're not. - You...!- Stop it! Both of you!

0:10:38 > 0:10:41- You're best mates.- Ex-best mates.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45You are so finished!

0:10:47 > 0:10:54There was a lot to love about Reece. He wasn't just a gang member.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59I thought that being in a gang was just a phase.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03It's a phase he's not going to grow out of.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08So, I'm talking to you kids now.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13This won't be the first mate's funeral you've been to...

0:11:16 > 0:11:19..but please, please make it the last...

0:11:21 > 0:11:25..because there's nothing more precious than your life.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33I'm just grateful there was someone with him

0:11:33 > 0:11:36before he lost consciousness.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37Don't point Zara out.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41And I'd like to thank that doctor.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44That's you, isn't it?

0:11:45 > 0:11:47You hold your baby in your arms

0:11:47 > 0:11:50and wonder what their life is going to be like.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Cutting into a burger just makes it slide all over the place.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Trust me. It's a basic law of physics.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Are you going to eat it or are you going to fight with it?

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Go on, I dare you. I double dare you.

0:12:06 > 0:12:07Both hands. Go on!

0:12:07 > 0:12:11SHE LAUGHS There you go.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Mm!

0:12:13 > 0:12:17- It tastes better that way, doesn't it?- Mm!

0:12:17 > 0:12:21So, it said on your profile those magic words -

0:12:21 > 0:12:23science fiction.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25What's your favourite show?

0:12:27 > 0:12:31Sorry, I couldn't say BSG with my mouth full.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Oh, wow. Battlestar Galactica!

0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Do you think it's rubbish? - No, far from it.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39I think it's a seminal piece of work. Outstanding.

0:12:39 > 0:12:40I agree.

0:12:42 > 0:12:46- You've got a little...- Oh. - THEY CHUCKLE

0:12:46 > 0:12:49It's fascinating, all the stuff between the army and the civilians,

0:12:49 > 0:12:52- the war, politics, science. - Spirituality.

0:12:52 > 0:12:56Yeah, I kind of struggle with the Pythian Prophecies bit.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Imagine being president of the 12 Colonies.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02I had to pluck up courage to join the Liberal Democrats!

0:13:02 > 0:13:05HE LAUGHS Oh, that was funny.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Let's have a toast. To...

0:13:08 > 0:13:11- To Galactica.- Galactica!

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Yeah, it looks great. I love it.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19Thanks.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26What's up?

0:13:26 > 0:13:28I noticed Max's hair -

0:13:28 > 0:13:30it came out in my comb.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32And you didn't say anything?

0:13:32 > 0:13:34She's got that big interview, hasn't she?

0:13:34 > 0:13:37- I didn't want to blow her confidence.- Really?

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Hey, I take pride in my hairdressing.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42I'd never pull a dirty trick like that, even if I hated her.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Which you don't.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46You and Maxine have known each other for ever,

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Donnie or no Donnie.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52She's been up herself lately, but, yeah, she's my mate.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54And it's taken her ages to grow her hair.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Well, you didn't use cheap products, did you?

0:13:57 > 0:14:01Hey, no way! OK, I look for offers from the wholesaler -

0:14:01 > 0:14:05that's how I keep my prices down - but I don't use rubbish.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07OK, I believe you,

0:14:07 > 0:14:09but you really need to sort this out with Max.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15I almost didn't come - that's why I was late.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18I had such a stressful morning. A file went missing,

0:14:18 > 0:14:21which isn't supposed to happen in an archives department.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Well, nobody's perfect.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25I thought, "The last thing I need is another disastrous date."

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Oh, right.

0:14:28 > 0:14:32- Is it disastrous?- No, not at all.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37- What star sign are you?- Oh, no idea. Do you want another drink?

0:14:37 > 0:14:40I'm guessing Aries.

0:14:40 > 0:14:45All right, purely out of interest, what makes you think Aries?

0:14:45 > 0:14:48You mean, apart from the massive ram's horns coming out your head?

0:14:48 > 0:14:53- Yeah, apart from that. - Well, Aries like to lead the way.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56They're innovative and outgoing.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59They do have a habit of taking things at face value.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01There are no grey areas.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04- I'm an Aquarius. - And what does that mean?

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Some of us Aquarians are shy, like me,

0:15:08 > 0:15:11but we're also imaginative and inventive.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14I've always been a bit psychic.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Erm, do you fancy dessert?

0:15:16 > 0:15:18When's your date of birth?

0:15:18 > 0:15:22It's the 1st of April, April Fools' Day.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24So, you ARE an Aries!

0:15:24 > 0:15:29I bet I can guess the star signs of everyone in this room.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31See that guy?

0:15:31 > 0:15:35He's obviously a Leo because he's so gregarious.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37And that woman, she keeps shifting in her seat,

0:15:37 > 0:15:39probably indicating a problem with her hip.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42- Arthritis?- Sagittarius.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45And that guy's body language suggests a Cancerian -

0:15:45 > 0:15:48a need to withdraw into his shell.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51I feel like I'm suddenly in the Mos Eisley Cantina.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53SHE LAUGHS Right, decision time.

0:15:53 > 0:15:54What's it going to be?

0:15:54 > 0:15:57Chocolate fudge cake with cream, please.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59- Nothing for me, thanks. - Oh, I won't, then!

0:15:59 > 0:16:02No, no, no. I want you to have your cake and enjoy it.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04If it makes you feel better, we can share.

0:16:04 > 0:16:09- I'll get her to bring two spoons. OK?- OK.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14DOORBELL RINGS

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Max, I'm sorry.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Don't think apologising is going to save your reputation.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Look, I did notice your hair, but I didn't want you to freak out,

0:16:24 > 0:16:26so I was going to mention it after the interview.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29- It doesn't show that much.- What?

0:16:29 > 0:16:31I'm going to trash you all over this estate.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33No, you're going to listen to me.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37OK, yeah, when you pinched Donnie, I hated you,

0:16:37 > 0:16:39and I slagged you off

0:16:39 > 0:16:42until I realised that you'd done me a favour.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45That piece of scum dumped me because he couldn't hack my kids.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49- Look, I know he's your boyfriend, but...- He's not.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51- What?- We split.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55- He dumped you, as well? - I didn't say he dumped me.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57- I can tell by your face. - Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?

0:16:57 > 0:17:00- No! You deserve better! - I don't want your sympathy.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03At least let me try and do something with your hair.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05- I'm not falling for that one. - Well, go and see Eesh, then.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08And what's she going to do? Wave her magic wand?

0:17:08 > 0:17:10She might know what's causing it.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Listen, Max, if it turns out to be me and my hairdressing,

0:17:13 > 0:17:17then I'll give it up today

0:17:17 > 0:17:20cos I just won't have the heart for it any more.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28- Would you like to go up and pay your respects? - I think it's probably just...

0:17:28 > 0:17:32- Hey! You little...! - Oi, oi, oi! Stop it!

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Please, just get them all out! I don't want a fight!

0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Stop it!- Everyone, time to go! You're upset!

0:17:37 > 0:17:39- Don't make it worse! - Let me get after him!

0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Calm down!- Let us do our job! - Yeah, right!

0:17:42 > 0:17:46- Stop it or I'm going to arrest you. Do you know that kid?- No.

0:17:46 > 0:17:47Are you sure about that?

0:17:55 > 0:17:56- Hey, Doc.- Leave me alone.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Listen, my mates only call me Drac cos my name's Paul Batt.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03- Batt, Drac - get it? - Just get out of my way.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06- No, wait, please...- Let go of me! - No, stop. Please wait.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Reece...

0:18:08 > 0:18:09Reece was my best mate, right?

0:18:11 > 0:18:12I loved him.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Thanks for helping him.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19I'm so sorry.

0:18:21 > 0:18:22Problem?

0:18:24 > 0:18:27- I misjudged him.- I wouldn't beat yourself up about it.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30He'd probably break into your car without a second thought.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Speaking of which, where's your car parked?

0:18:32 > 0:18:34- Fraser Street.- That's miles away!

0:18:34 > 0:18:38If you hang about while I finish up here, I can drop you off.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40That won't be necessary. Thanks.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Take a seat, Max.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Do you want to take your hat off?

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Babe, come here.

0:18:58 > 0:19:03- I'm pathetic.- Hey, listen, if it was my hair, I'd be exactly the same.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05I had a miscarriage, Eesh.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08- What? When?- A couple of months ago.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11OK, sit down.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18I didn't even know you were pregnant.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Nobody did. Only Donnie. He dumped me.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25- I feel so ashamed. - He's the one that should be ashamed.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28I wanted to talk to Kellie so badly, but I couldn't.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31She would have been there for you, Max, no matter what.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33I was determined not to be a failure,

0:19:33 > 0:19:35to move on, to do something amazing with my life.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Now look at me!

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Just so you know, I can't see anything from here.

0:19:41 > 0:19:45- I can feel it! It's there! - OK, I believe you,

0:19:45 > 0:19:47but I need to have a proper look, though, yeah?

0:19:51 > 0:19:53- I feel so ugly.- Oh, you're not ugly.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56You're gorgeous.

0:19:56 > 0:19:57Just at the back here, yeah?

0:20:03 > 0:20:07- OK, found it.- Am I going bald?

0:20:07 > 0:20:09It's a small patch about the size of a 10p piece.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11It might be small to you.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16It looks like alopecia areata.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18You mean all my hair's going to fall out?

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Hang on, there are different types of alopecia.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24It could be that it all grows back.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26So, is it anything to do with Kellie?

0:20:26 > 0:20:27I'd be surprised,

0:20:27 > 0:20:30but you need to see a doctor first and get a proper diagnosis.

0:20:30 > 0:20:35- Doctor Granger's in this afternoon. - No way is a man looking at this.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38All right. Well, Dr Reid, then. But the sooner, the better.

0:20:40 > 0:20:41OK.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Thanks for not making fun of me.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Thank you for not calling me pig-headed.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51I mean, you did make that comment about ram-headed,

0:20:51 > 0:20:54but that was kind of in context, so we'll let that one pass.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01So...do you want to go first?

0:21:01 > 0:21:04- No, you.- All right. Erm...

0:21:05 > 0:21:08I want to say I've had a fantastic time.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10- But you haven't really? - No, I have, honestly.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12- Of course I have.- So have I.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15There's nothing like a heated debate. I feel invigorated.

0:21:15 > 0:21:19Do you? Oh, that's nice. I don't often get that response.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22I stuck to my guns - that is so not like me.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24You, you need to stop putting yourself down.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26You have got so much to offer.

0:21:26 > 0:21:31You're funny, you're clever, you know, you look fantastic.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34I'm going to make someone a very lucky man?

0:21:36 > 0:21:38You don't want to be with me.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41- That's true.- Eh? - Sorry, I didn't mean...

0:21:43 > 0:21:45You've been so lovely.

0:21:45 > 0:21:49Must be hard eating a burger and biting your tongue at the same time.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52It was kind of tricky. SHE LAUGHS

0:21:52 > 0:21:56Part of me really wants to see you again,

0:21:56 > 0:22:00but the wiser half knows we're just too different.

0:22:00 > 0:22:04I'd rather keep today as a wonderful memory.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06I think you're going to meet a chap

0:22:06 > 0:22:08who's going to want you to cast his horoscope.

0:22:08 > 0:22:13- Is this a prediction?- No, it's more of a logical conclusion.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Let's get the bill before we fall out!

0:22:15 > 0:22:16Let me pay for this.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18- I couldn't let you do that. - Of course you can.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21That way, you can remember me as being scintillating

0:22:21 > 0:22:26- and just, like, really generous. - I would anyway.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34- I hope you find everything you're looking for.- You, too.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44I'll never order salad on a date again.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50It's what you said. It might be stress,

0:22:50 > 0:22:52but she wants to rule out thyroid problems and other stuff.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Makes sense. Roll up your sleeve for me.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58I'm going to have to call about the interview.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00- You're cancelling?- No choice.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Like I'm going to sit there saying how great I am.

0:23:03 > 0:23:04That's a shame.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Anyway, the other candidates are in their early 20s.

0:23:07 > 0:23:08I'm the old, bald one.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11You're the smart one in every way.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16- What time's the interview?- Five.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19OK. So, you go home, get under the duvet,

0:23:19 > 0:23:22watch the clock hit five and think about what could've been.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26But, hey, I suppose there'll always be other jobs, won't there?

0:23:26 > 0:23:30Not like this one. It's got my name all over it.

0:23:30 > 0:23:31So, go!

0:23:31 > 0:23:34- Are you kidding?- No, I'm not.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37All you need is a bit of slap and another hairdo.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39A wig, more like.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41I think it could be fixed.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43Know a good stylist?

0:23:46 > 0:23:48DOG BARKS

0:24:25 > 0:24:27KNOCK ON DOOR Hello?

0:24:29 > 0:24:31- Hey.- Hey.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34So, the flushing toilet?

0:24:34 > 0:24:36Sorry, is this some kind of a cryptic clue?

0:24:36 > 0:24:40- The running water? - Make it into a game of charades.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43- Charades, OK. Like when I rang you? - Oh, yeah.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46I think that was just interference your end

0:24:46 > 0:24:48cos I couldn't hear anything.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51- Weird. I need to get on with some work here, mate.- Hmm.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57KNOCK ON DOOR Hello?

0:25:00 > 0:25:03- Thought you might like a coffee. - Thank you, Valerie.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06So...nice lunch?

0:25:06 > 0:25:08- Do I look like a rainbow trout? - Pardon?

0:25:08 > 0:25:11- There is so much fishing going on around here!- Oh.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15Look, I promise I won't say anything,

0:25:15 > 0:25:17but it's obvious you've been on a date.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20- Yes, Valerie, I've been on a date.- Oh.

0:25:20 > 0:25:24So, did Aragorn find his Arwen?

0:25:24 > 0:25:27- She was a trainee astrologer. - Oh, how fascinating.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30- That makes it a no.- Sorry.- Don't be.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33To be honest with you, I'm not looking for a partner.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Why go dating, then?

0:25:35 > 0:25:38Well, it was after you met that awful sleazebag

0:25:38 > 0:25:40who wanted to have a fight with me.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42I thought, "It seems to me that the dating scene

0:25:42 > 0:25:44"is full of the worst misogyny."

0:25:44 > 0:25:48And I thought I could bring a bit of positivity to it,

0:25:48 > 0:25:50and that might be nice for ladies.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Ladies like yourself.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Actually, now that I say that out loud,

0:25:55 > 0:25:57it sounds really arrogant, doesn't it?

0:25:57 > 0:26:01- And a tad patronising.- Yeah.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03This is just between the two of us, yes?

0:26:03 > 0:26:05- You know you can trust me. - Thank you, Valerie.

0:26:05 > 0:26:09No, thank you, on behalf of sensitive women everywhere

0:26:09 > 0:26:11seeking romance in a cruel world.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30WOLF WHISTLE

0:26:59 > 0:27:02DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE

0:27:12 > 0:27:14MEN LAUGH IN DISTANCE

0:27:22 > 0:27:23Well, have you had any thoughts

0:27:23 > 0:27:25about how you want to have your baby?

0:27:25 > 0:27:27In the hospital or at home?

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Oh, I can't have it at home. My dad will go nuts.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32What you are experiencing is not unusual.

0:27:32 > 0:27:36Many people imagine they can hear the voices of their loved ones

0:27:36 > 0:27:38in the months after their death.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41What if we could have this gang shut down for good, hmm?

0:27:41 > 0:27:44- We've got other witnesses. - What do you need me for, then?