Displacement

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0:00:26 > 0:00:29Willow! Kieran! Get down here, now!

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Myra, tell them, will you?

0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Mm-hm.- What's that?

0:00:36 > 0:00:38- What?- Come on.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40- It's just rubbish.- Show me.

0:00:40 > 0:00:41Mum.

0:00:49 > 0:00:53So, come on, we want to look nice for the dentist.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Why?

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Well, just because we do.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Mum?

0:00:59 > 0:01:00Mm?

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Why did you help that boy?

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Well, because he was hurt, darling.

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Why?

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Because he'd been in a fight.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11Why?

0:01:13 > 0:01:15I don't know the reason why, sweetheart.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Why do people fight?

0:01:20 > 0:01:23I don't know. I just don't know.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Boss, I understand all of that.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Good.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31But there's this student march at ten o'clock. We're going to need everyone we've got.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32You'll be fine. Take a seat.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35- ROB SIGHS - What is the point, when I could be doing something useful?

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Yeah, well, you'll just have to get on with it, won't you?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Get on with what? - That lot, for a start.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Myra!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Mum, I'm late, thanks to you lot.

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Here. Just take it.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51- I don't want it. - Will you just do as you're told?

0:01:51 > 0:01:53You've already got me into trouble.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55- But I don't want to! - That's just too bad.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Well, why can't you do it? - Well, why do you think?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Mum.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Please, love.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Just do it for us, eh?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Fancy a cup of tea?

0:02:26 > 0:02:31No, I'll do it, I'll get it. I'm good at making tea. You sit down.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Milk, no sugar?

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Thanks, Sarge.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Why did the boy die?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45I told you. Because he was hurt.

0:02:45 > 0:02:46Why?

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Because that's what can happen when people fight, darling.

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Why?

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Joe, can you just please stop asking me questions?- Why?

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Because we have to get going, that's why. Now, come on!

0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Why?- Joe!

0:02:59 > 0:03:01You should see what they've got me doing, love.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Forms, charge sheets.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09I think some of them have been here longer than I have.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Oh, thank you very much, yes. I'll get onto that.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Thank you. Bye.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14Is that it?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17I've had to double-check that.

0:03:17 > 0:03:18I'd get on with it, if I were you.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21- You haven't got all day. - Really? Why's that?

0:03:21 > 0:03:23That's why.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Have fun.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42So, that's why we brush our teeth every day.

0:03:42 > 0:03:43Why?

0:03:43 > 0:03:44To keep our teeth healthy!

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Now, please, just don't ask me why again, Joe.

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Why?

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Mummy!

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Yeah, and the last thing I need is any fireworks.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04So, keep them backed off and I'll see who I can send down.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05No, I've just got the one I can spare.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Give him half an hour.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Get down the campus, will you? Give them a hand.- Yes, boss.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11And tell them to keep a lid on it, won't you?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13We don't want the whole thing kicking off.

0:04:25 > 0:04:30OK, so... Come on, just wait in here.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31- Mummy!- Joe, please!

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Is that blood?

0:04:42 > 0:04:43I told you to wait inside!

0:04:43 > 0:04:44What is it?

0:04:46 > 0:04:47It's just a bird.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49What sort of bird?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51A rook. Look, what does it matter? Just wait inside.

0:04:51 > 0:04:52Oh!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Ew!

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Boss? This date of birth - it must be wrong.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Is that right? - Well, the year, at any rate.

0:05:15 > 0:05:19And it's not the normal surname she uses - it's her father's.

0:05:19 > 0:05:20Well, then, log it and move on.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22And it's her father's address as well.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- So, she's living with her dad? - No, he's not there any more.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26And you know this how?

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Because he's doing three years for handling stolen goods. He went down a couple of months ago.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30One of yours?

0:05:30 > 0:05:34Yeah. Well, the mother should have gone down as well but, for the kids' sake, they put her on a tag.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36And?

0:05:36 > 0:05:39She's now getting her daughter to shoplift for her. She's only 16.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43What would she want with two rib-eye steaks and a bottle of aftershave?

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Boss, I really do know the family. So, if you want, I can go and have a word with the mother.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49I'll pass it on. Thank you, Sergeant. Carry on.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Mummy?- Not now, please.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Thank you.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23- To Shak.- To Shak.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Oh, cheers, darling.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Yeah, happy birthday.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Cheers, guys.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28- Speech!- Ooh!

0:06:28 > 0:06:29Yeah, right!

0:06:29 > 0:06:33- Oh, this is lovely, isn't it? - What's that?

0:06:33 > 0:06:37Well, just this. Things aren't too bad, are they?

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Yeah. You're right, actually.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42You're going to college. And you, you are...

0:06:43 > 0:06:45- What?- You are amazing.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Come on, steady!

0:06:47 > 0:06:48Oi!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50And my lovely husband - he is amazing, too.

0:06:50 > 0:06:51- Thank you, darling.- Oh!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55We couldn't have imagined this a few years ago, could we?

0:06:55 > 0:06:56No way!

0:06:56 > 0:07:00We were homeless, sleeping on sofas, and it was hard.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Yeah, it was hard.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Tell me about it! I remember, at one point, I had to sellotape my shoes together.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06No, you didn't!

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Well, you don't have to live like that now, thanks to your mum.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10No, not just me!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Yes, it is. To your mum.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Yeah, I'm into that.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14- To Mum.- To Mum.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18So, what are you doing later, then?

0:07:18 > 0:07:21What do you think? It's party time, big style.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25- Going down town with my mates. - You've got some mates, then, yeah? - Look, have a word with yourself.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26RUHMA MOUTHS

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- I'll come, if you like. - Yeah, like I'm that desperate!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Myra?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36- What?- What are you doing home?

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Well, what's happened?

0:07:39 > 0:07:42They all went for chips. I didn't have any money, did I?

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Well, you've got your sandwiches, haven't you?- Great(!)

0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Do you want a drink? - What have we got?

0:07:48 > 0:07:49There's some squash left.

0:07:55 > 0:07:56They can have it.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Look, I'll give you some tomorrow, OK?

0:08:00 > 0:08:02- They're not going tomorrow. - Well, you can go on your own.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04I'm fed up of doing things on my own.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05We're all fed up, love.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08And where are you going to get it from, anyway?

0:08:08 > 0:08:09All of a sudden?

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Well, when I've sold the things.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14What things?

0:08:14 > 0:08:16The things you're going to get from the shops.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18- The things I'm going to nick from the shops, you mean?- Oh, Myra!

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Well, you can stick it cos I'm not doing it!

0:08:21 > 0:08:22- Please, don't start!- Why should I?

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Cos you know I can't!

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Yeah, and nor can I. I've already been caught once.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30Myra, do you really think I'd ask if there was any other way?

0:08:30 > 0:08:34And do you really think I want to walk round with one of them things on my leg, like you?

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Sweetheart.- Oh, don't give me all that.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Look, I'm sorry, aren't I?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42This is not the way I want to live.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Tell me about it.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45All right, fine. Don't bother.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Don't worry, I'm not.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49I'll try Social again.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Like that's going to work.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Well, what else can I possibly do, Myra? You tell me.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Please. Because I've tried everything!

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Have you had anything to eat?

0:09:05 > 0:09:06I'll get something later.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10Here. You finish it.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15No, it's yours.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18I don't want it.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Did you manage to get anyone to look into it, boss?

0:09:29 > 0:09:32I've got a bit more on my plate than a teenage tealeaf!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34A bunch of lairy students, for a start!

0:09:34 > 0:09:35It's not right.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36What isn't?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38We should be charging the mother, not the girl.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41And don't tell me you feel responsible?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44- Well, I do, in a way. - Yeah, for doing your job?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46I think, if we have a quiet word...

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Anything but doing the paperwork, eh?

0:09:50 > 0:09:53- No, it's not that.- What do they call it - displacement behaviour?

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Anything but doing the job I've given you, eh, Sergeant?

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Where do you think you're going?

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Oh, I, er... I thought I might grab some lunch.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05I am still allowed to eat?

0:10:07 > 0:10:08Yeah. Thanks, boss.

0:10:21 > 0:10:22Hi, Rob.

0:10:24 > 0:10:25Zara.

0:10:26 > 0:10:27I'm here to see DI Stanton.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31What about?

0:10:31 > 0:10:32A bird.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34A bird?

0:10:34 > 0:10:38They don't just fly into parked cars, straight into the glass, do they?

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Er... Not as a rule, no.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43And then I'm pretty sure there were some boys following me after the funeral,

0:10:43 > 0:10:45and there was a message on reception for me -

0:10:45 > 0:10:49well, it was more of a picture, like the three wise monkeys. You know, hear no evil, see no...

0:10:49 > 0:10:52- Addressed to you?- Yeah, but it wasn't monkeys - it was skulls.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Right, and you think that the bird was a message as well?

0:10:56 > 0:11:00Unless it did just fly into the glass.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03I suppose it is possible.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Oh, I'm just making a fuss over nothing, aren't I?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Zara, if you really are worried, then make a statement.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09I really am. There's no way of proving it.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Have you spoken to anyone at work?

0:11:13 > 0:11:14What about?

0:11:14 > 0:11:16About shock, like we said.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17ZARA SNORTS

0:11:17 > 0:11:21Because what you witnessed will definitely have a reaction.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22I'll see what Daniel says.

0:11:22 > 0:11:27- Do you want me to get Stanton to phone you?- No. Thanks, Rob, you've been a great help.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33Er, right. I have got a little announcement to make.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Oh, Mum, you're not pregnant, are you?

0:11:35 > 0:11:37As if! You're not, are you?

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Of course I'm not.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Now, things were difficult last year.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45I know there were some big changes, and I know you didn't want a fuss for your 18th, but...

0:11:45 > 0:11:47- He was fine.- Right.

0:11:47 > 0:11:52And this year...this year's been pretty full-on, for lots of reasons.

0:11:52 > 0:11:53I just feel that I haven't seen you.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Mum, it's cool.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59Right. Um, I have managed to put a little bit of money aside.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Oh, nice one, Mum!

0:12:01 > 0:12:03- Yes! Holiday!- Where are we going?

0:12:03 > 0:12:04We're not.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06If you could just listen, please.

0:12:06 > 0:12:07- Oh.- OK.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08This is for the both of you.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12You know, it's just to help you start your grown-up lives.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14- Yeah, how much?- Shut up!

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Right, Shak, if you check your bank account,

0:12:16 > 0:12:19you'll see there's a little something in there.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20How much?

0:12:20 > 0:12:21£2,000.

0:12:23 > 0:12:24ALIA COUGHS

0:12:24 > 0:12:25Two grand?

0:12:25 > 0:12:27- Seriously?- Yeah.

0:12:27 > 0:12:33Two grand? Mum, that's amazing!

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Come here!

0:12:38 > 0:12:39Two grand!

0:12:40 > 0:12:43You've got some neck, coming here! What do you want now?

0:12:43 > 0:12:44A quick word, that's all.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47And where have I heard that before, for the last year?

0:12:47 > 0:12:49I've nothing left, thanks to you!

0:12:49 > 0:12:52- About you and Myra.- Oh, here we go!

0:12:52 > 0:12:53- I've just seen her charge sheet. - And?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56And I just don't think it's fair, that's all.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59You tell me what is! She's 16 years old.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02- Not according to the charge sheet. - So she does what she wants.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05So you didn't tell her to go out stealing?

0:13:06 > 0:13:07No.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09And you didn't tell her to lie if she got caught,

0:13:09 > 0:13:11to cover your back?

0:13:11 > 0:13:12You've got kids, have you?

0:13:12 > 0:13:16- Keep an eye on them, do you, 24/7? See what they're up to, make sure they're all right?- This isn't...

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Well, I can't do that now, can I? Thanks to you.

0:13:19 > 0:13:25So if that was anyone's fault, it's yours, not mine. OK?

0:13:29 > 0:13:33- I still can't believe it.- Well, I just didn't think you were ready for it last year.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35- And he is now? - Yeah, he's grown up a lot.

0:13:35 > 0:13:36Mum, he's a complete idiot!

0:13:36 > 0:13:38And all this is my money, yeah?

0:13:38 > 0:13:42Yeah, to spend on something useful, like maybe a computer or something.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44But have a little look at this.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Like he can read!

0:13:46 > 0:13:49About bank accounts and saving accounts and ISAs.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51- What's an ISA?- You see?

0:13:51 > 0:13:53It's a way of making your money go further.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57- Yeah, cos you're not going to spend it straight away, are you? - You're joking me, aren't you?

0:13:57 > 0:13:59OK, this way, if you invest it, you could get even more.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Although interest rates are a bit low at the moment.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03You may have to put it away for a bit longer.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05But I thought you said I could spend it?

0:14:05 > 0:14:06Yeah, some of it.

0:14:06 > 0:14:10If you don't buy a new computer, then maybe...a new car.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Now you're talking! That's exactly what I need - some banging wheels!

0:14:13 > 0:14:17- Shak, I'm really trusting you here, you know.- I wouldn't even trust him with a fiver.- Hey!

0:14:17 > 0:14:18It's just not fair, Mum!

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- You are going to get yours when the time comes, madam.- Yes!- Mm.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24- Right, look.- Thank you.- I'm buying.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26- No, no, no! You...- No, Mum, come on.

0:14:26 > 0:14:27Let him. Thanks, Shak.

0:14:28 > 0:14:32Two grand! Mum, I swear, you are awesome!

0:14:32 > 0:14:33I'll drink to that.

0:14:35 > 0:14:36Thank you, Mum.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Oh, I've had enough of this. Come on.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Out! Making my life a misery.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Go and find someone else to harass.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Janice, all I'm saying is... - I don't care what you're saying.

0:14:48 > 0:14:53Right, OK, right. You and Terry - you screwed up, yeah?

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- And fair enough, you are paying the price for that now.- Aren't we just?

0:14:56 > 0:14:58But why do that to Myra?

0:14:58 > 0:15:02Why set her off, on her young life, with a criminal record?

0:15:02 > 0:15:03So, what do you want me to do?

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Well, tell me the truth, for a start.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07And that's really going to help her, is it?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09And the other two, when you stick me in prison?

0:15:10 > 0:15:14I am not having my kids taken into care.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Really? Because it seems like you're going about it the best way.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19And they'll have food in their mouths, if it's the last thing I do.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22So, is that it now? Are you done?

0:15:22 > 0:15:23Cos I am.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31Off you pop.

0:15:36 > 0:15:37Ooh!

0:15:38 > 0:15:40- What's this?- How should I know?

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Oi! You've got no right.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Deodorant. Razor blades. Bacon. It's a shopping list.

0:15:47 > 0:15:48Nothing to do with me.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Really? Shall I go and see who posted it?

0:15:51 > 0:15:52Do what you want.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07You're right. It's just a shopping list.

0:16:07 > 0:16:08One of my neighbours...

0:16:08 > 0:16:10It's a thieving list, Janice, we both know it.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Well, I didn't write it, did I?

0:16:12 > 0:16:13But you're on a tag.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Look, you might not quite believe this, but I'm trying to help you here.

0:16:19 > 0:16:20JANICE SMIRKS

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Right? I don't want to have to arrest you,

0:16:22 > 0:16:26and I certainly don't want to have to arrest Myra.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32I gave her a list this morning.

0:16:32 > 0:16:33But if she's going to do it or not, I don't know.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35What kind of stuff?

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Same as that -

0:16:37 > 0:16:40for people that can't afford soap powder and bacon and nappies.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43And how does Myra feel about this?

0:16:43 > 0:16:48She hates it. And so do I. But we're skint, aren't we?

0:16:48 > 0:16:52I've got nothing for their dinners. And it's not like I can just nip out to the food bank, now, is it?

0:16:52 > 0:16:54But you're making her break the law again.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56I've got no choice.

0:16:56 > 0:17:00They need school shoes, bus fares, never mind electricity!

0:17:00 > 0:17:01How have things got so bad?

0:17:03 > 0:17:06They're messing about with my benefits, aren't they?

0:17:06 > 0:17:07Ever since you put Terry away.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Right. And what's the problem?

0:17:10 > 0:17:12I don't know, do I?

0:17:12 > 0:17:14They just sent a load of new forms.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17And you know what they're like when they start on you.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20How would you like it, eh?

0:17:20 > 0:17:24Sending your kids to school in stuff out of the lost and found box?

0:17:24 > 0:17:27With the same rotten sandwiches five days running?

0:17:28 > 0:17:31It must be tough. Where is she going shopping?

0:17:36 > 0:17:41Spendrite, probably. Trowberry Road.

0:17:41 > 0:17:42After school.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Right, well, you get on the phone, and you tell her not to do it.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49I've got no credit, for the last month.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52- And neither has she.- OK.

0:17:52 > 0:17:53Well, what are you going to do?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55What am I going to do?

0:17:55 > 0:17:58I'm going to try and stop her before she gets arrested.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Hello there.

0:18:14 > 0:18:15Hello there.

0:18:17 > 0:18:24I want you to stick a barrier there and another one... Good lunch, then?

0:18:24 > 0:18:25Not bad, thanks, boss.

0:18:25 > 0:18:26Where did you go?

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Where did I go?

0:18:29 > 0:18:32I, er... I just went to the local greasy spoon.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Can't beat it, can you?

0:18:39 > 0:18:41- KNOCK ON DOOR - Yeah?

0:18:41 > 0:18:43How's it going?

0:18:43 > 0:18:44Could have been better.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46At the dentist?

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Oh, no. That was fine. He was very brave.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53- So, what's up?- There was a bird on my windscreen, outside the house.

0:18:53 > 0:18:54Oh, poor thing.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Me or the bird?

0:18:56 > 0:18:57What did you do?

0:18:57 > 0:18:59- I got rid of it, of course.- Where?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01In the bin. Where else?

0:19:01 > 0:19:04- Right, but in a bag, though, right? - Look, Daniel, what does it matter?

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Please don't tell me that you just dumped it in there.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08It was horrible, it was covered in blood!

0:19:08 > 0:19:13- Right, because now I'm going to have to be the one that fishes it out!- Joe was there!

0:19:13 > 0:19:16OK, fine, fine. I'll deal with it when I get home.

0:19:16 > 0:19:17Just like I did all the mice.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21OK, the point is, what was it doing there in the first place?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23- It's a bird.- There was blood all over the glass.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Obviously.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Oh, well, thank you very much for your concern.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31- Well, what do you think happened? - Forget it. Just forget it!

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Right, when you've finished that lot, there's some HR stuff needs looking at.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Boss, I need to go out for half an hour.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44To do what, exactly?

0:19:44 > 0:19:46To stop a crime being committed.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48- And what crime would that be? - Shoplifting.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50There's no way you're leaving this building.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52If that girl gets caught for a second time in a month,

0:19:52 > 0:19:54she will end up in a Young Offenders'...

0:19:54 > 0:19:58- Where did you say you went this lunchtime?- ..for something she's being forced to do.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59And you know this, do you?

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Yes, I do.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Boss, I'm only trying to do my job.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06I'll send someone over there, then.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Where is this great crime of the century going to take place?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11I'll tell you on one condition.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13You're well and truly pushing it now!

0:20:13 > 0:20:17That whoever you send over stops her before she goes in and not on the way out.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19So, you're dictating to me now, are you?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21I'm not just going to hand them a free pull.

0:20:23 > 0:20:24It's not her fault.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Yeah, two seconds, bro.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Oh, yes!

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Oh, man! You are not going to believe what's just happened!

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Listen, my mum, yeah?

0:20:40 > 0:20:44She's just given me this mad, mad present. Take a guess.

0:20:45 > 0:20:4850 quid? Bruv, this is my mum, not yours!

0:20:50 > 0:20:51No, no, hold on.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54ATM BEEPS

0:20:54 > 0:20:58Oh, bruv, I swear, you are not even close!

0:20:58 > 0:21:01This is going to be one serious, serious party tonight.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Ha-ha!

0:21:06 > 0:21:08I'm telling you, brother.

0:21:08 > 0:21:13Get ready for the party because I'm spending some serious, serious money tonight.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16- Oh, no, I don't get it.- OK.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- No, I'll probably do it tonight. - We understand.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25- Are you coming to the centre?- Um...

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Nah, you're all right. I'll just see you later.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Myra Brooks?

0:21:37 > 0:21:38Can you come with me, please?

0:21:38 > 0:21:39What for?

0:21:42 > 0:21:43But I haven't done anything!

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Hey, are you OK?

0:21:49 > 0:21:50Why wouldn't I be?

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Well, look, about what I said earlier -

0:21:52 > 0:21:54it must have been pretty nasty.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Well, it wasn't exactly pleasant.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58No, no, not after what happened the other night.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01It just took me a bit by surprise.

0:22:01 > 0:22:02Yeah, of course.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07It's the last thing you needed.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09What with Joe being there.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Yeah, you're bound to still be upset.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14No, I'm fine. I'm just being silly.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17- Are you sure?- Mm-hm.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19OK, how about we have a takeaway and a glass of wine?

0:22:20 > 0:22:22- Could do.- Anything you want.

0:22:22 > 0:22:23No chicken.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Then maybe, er, early night?

0:22:28 > 0:22:30That is your solution to everything!

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Well, it works, occasionally.

0:22:33 > 0:22:34Sorry.

0:22:36 > 0:22:37Me too.

0:22:44 > 0:22:45You've got five minutes.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46Thanks, boss.

0:22:47 > 0:22:52Hello, Myra. How's it going?

0:22:52 > 0:22:56I haven't done anything. I just went to the shop, all right?

0:22:56 > 0:22:57What for?

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Have you got any money?

0:23:01 > 0:23:05I was just looking, OK? You can't arrest me for that.

0:23:05 > 0:23:06No-one's arrested you.

0:23:06 > 0:23:07Well, then, what am I doing here?

0:23:07 > 0:23:08I just want a little talk.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10Yeah, well, I don't.

0:23:11 > 0:23:15Can I see the list? The shopping list your mum gave you?

0:23:16 > 0:23:18- No, she didn't.- Yes, she did.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21- Myra, do you know how much trouble you could be in here? - I haven't done anything!

0:23:21 > 0:23:25- Well, you've given us a false name, for a start. - It's not false. It's my dad's.

0:23:25 > 0:23:26And a false age.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Did your mum tell you to do that? - It's got nothing to do with her.

0:23:31 > 0:23:32I'm sorry, but that's just not true.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35- And how would you know? - Because she told me.

0:23:36 > 0:23:37Myra - list.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43Thank you.

0:23:50 > 0:23:51Why would you need nappies?

0:23:53 > 0:23:55- I'm not blaming you.- Yeah, you are.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57But you need to know that this is not on.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Yeah, I'm not stupid!

0:23:59 > 0:24:00I just want to get on with my life,

0:24:00 > 0:24:02if everyone would just leave me alone!

0:24:02 > 0:24:05So, the next time she asks you, you say no, OK?

0:24:07 > 0:24:08Can you do that for me?

0:24:10 > 0:24:11Good.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15And what are you going to do to her?

0:24:15 > 0:24:17I'm not sure yet.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20But it's not her fault, it's mine.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22And how do you work that one out?

0:24:22 > 0:24:23I mucked the form up, didn't I?

0:24:25 > 0:24:29For the Social. I filled the wrong part in.

0:24:29 > 0:24:30Why wasn't your mum filling it in?

0:24:33 > 0:24:34Cos I can read better than she can.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39What sort of van?

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Oh, like surfing style, with all the stickers and all that?

0:24:42 > 0:24:46Yeah, but I can't surf, and neither can you.

0:24:46 > 0:24:47That sounds pretty cool!

0:24:47 > 0:24:49So we could, like, go away in it, yeah?

0:24:49 > 0:24:50Festivals and all that?

0:24:50 > 0:24:51BELL RINGS

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Happy now you've got me back down here?

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Oh, well, at least it got you out of the house, eh?

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Oh, you're enjoying all this, aren't you?

0:25:01 > 0:25:04I'm happy you're not going to get locked up, if that's what you mean.

0:25:04 > 0:25:05Mum.

0:25:05 > 0:25:09I'm going to get someone from the Family Protection Unit to come and see you, OK?

0:25:09 > 0:25:11- Try and get your benefits sorted out.- Just like that?

0:25:11 > 0:25:14- An emergency payment or whatever. - And you think I haven't tried that?

0:25:14 > 0:25:16I'm sure you have, but that's what they're there for.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19But this is it now. There are no more warnings.

0:25:19 > 0:25:20Whatever you say.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Mum, I'm not going to do it again.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26I know you're not, love. I'm sorry.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Finished, then, have you?

0:25:28 > 0:25:29Yes, boss, all done.

0:25:31 > 0:25:32I'll be seeing you, then.

0:25:33 > 0:25:34No, you won't.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37OK. Let's go.

0:26:16 > 0:26:17CAR ENGINE STARTS

0:26:40 > 0:26:41You look just like your photo.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44Oh, thank you very much. You look...

0:26:44 > 0:26:45Like a time-travelling dominatrix?

0:26:48 > 0:26:50ZARA SHRIEKS

0:26:50 > 0:26:51- So, how have you been?- Fine.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55You do know I'm a detective, don't you?

0:26:55 > 0:26:58I thought I could cope, but I can't.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Er, is this yours?