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0:00:01 > 0:00:01- Right, ready?
0:00:01 > 0:00:02- Right, ready?- - Yep.
0:00:03 > 0:00:06- Relax. It's a tight shot. - It's intimate.
0:00:06 > 0:00:10- OK. I'll be talking - about sensitive issues.
0:00:11 > 0:00:12- Fuck, Huw.
0:00:12 > 0:00:16- Very intimate, see. A tight shot.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- Go away.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- There's a bloke in the hedge here.
0:00:23 > 0:00:27- Go up there to play - in the treehouse or something.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32- I thought I'd show you - Dews's shithouse.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35- Mamgu doesn't like Dews.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39- He built a shithouse in the tree.
0:00:39 > 0:00:44- I lost my temper. I can only - apologize to those who witnessed it.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- I was under a lot of strain.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- I had to make a TV programme - for S4C.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- Making a programme for S4C - on a dairy farm isn't easy.
0:00:55 > 0:01:00- Making a programme for S4C on a - dairy farm with Huwi is impossible.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- Dews, have you got any toilet paper?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- I've lost my temper before...
0:01:05 > 0:01:09- ..but not like that, - and not in front of Lowri.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15- Maybe it's worse because - I filmed it all. I'm not sure.
0:01:15 > 0:01:20- It's the last thing that the camera - and me will film for a while.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- See? Did he have to go up there?
0:01:27 > 0:01:31- I can't keep doing this over - and over all the fucking time.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51- I said there was a bloke in - the hedge. There he is look, see!
0:01:53 > 0:01:57- RESERVOIR DOGS, APRIL 2004
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- If I get a hold of him, I'll - strangle him in his ****** chair.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- The cameras are here already.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- The cameras are here already.- - You're famous now.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- They're my tapes, Huw. My life.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- He's put a ****** film together.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- Dyddiadur Dews in Theatr Felinfach.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21- Get used to it. It's going to - be a lot of pressure from now on.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23- You'll get the paparazzi...
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- What are you talking about now?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- What are you talking about now?- - Pressure! You'll get red carpets.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- Constant pressure, - even when you're having a shit.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- The press won't leave you alone.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43- You've got to wake up to it, Dews. - This is fame time, understand?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Get used to it.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Huw, stop doing that!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Thanks.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Oi! I want a word with you.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- What do you want?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- I've just paid 5 - to watch my own film.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16- You're late.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18- When were you going to tell me?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- When were you going to tell me?- - You never answer the phone.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- That's why he put posters up.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- Hey, Jason! How's Pobol Y Cwm?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Fuck off.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Stop itching. Start drinking. - On the house.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- I've reserved seats - for you in the box.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- What the fuck is that?
0:03:42 > 0:03:43- It's good for you.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- It's good for you.- - On the house?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47- Here's another one.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- I say. This is quite unusual. - Organic, is it?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Something like that.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- You've spelt Maggies wrong.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- You're not reading it right.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- A hint of the mountainside - and a whiff of stream...
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- ..and an aftershock of bullshit.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09- Take a tray.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- The show is starting.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17- Go on. You don't want to miss it.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22- It'll be fine, don't worry.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- I'll see you later.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Right. Let's get this show running.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43- Garn Fach, like many dairy farms - in this area...
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- ..faces an economic crisis - that's so serious...
0:04:47 > 0:04:52- ..it could spell the end of - this method of farming altogether.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- We will lose the backbone...
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- ..of the rural Welsh communities - forever.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- AUDIENCE GASP
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- You've just witnessed - a car going out of existence.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- That's Dad. - Dad's alright. Del's with him now.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Delwyn is the youngest Garn Fach - brother.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- Mental note to diary.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Question. What is farming?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- He's 65 this year.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- You take the low road - and I'll take the high road.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54- Any room for 50 sheep?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Any room for 50 sheep?- - Don't fuck about with me.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- You townies have lost - a grip on reality. What's that?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- You're living in a wonderland...
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- You're living in a wonderland...- - Barley here. Sugarbeet there.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- ..with your pen-pushing - and forms...
0:06:13 > 0:06:14- Barley again.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- ..schedules, and your 24 hours...
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Sugarbeet there.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- ..round the clock, Sky Digital...
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- Sugarbeet there.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- ..and online shopping.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29- ..and sugarbeet.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34- But the truth is, - you're living in a virtual reality.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Fucking barley.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- The economy created - intensive farming.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- We've had to keep up - with the fucker every since.
0:06:48 > 0:06:54- Internet farming is faster - than the speed of travelling.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55- Ready, Huwi?
0:06:55 > 0:06:56- Ready, Huwi?- - Yes.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- I am horse.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Farmers. Magical time.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09- Come to the shed, Dewi.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- Come to the shed, Dewi.- - Huwi!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Goods on the menu today.
0:07:14 > 0:07:19- Fucking barley. They get excited - by sugarbeet and soya beans.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- We need big bales for lambing.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- He came in the tractor - and squashed them under the wheels.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- The sheep? No time to stop, Huwi.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- Intensive, see.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42- You can have anything - organic nowadays. Organic lemonade.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Organic milk.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Organic water. - Organic fish, bred in organic water.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53- Organic teabags. - That's a load of fucking rubbish.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- All the pollution...
0:07:57 > 0:08:01- ..cars, power stations, - hairspray, fridges.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06- There's a hole that size in - the ozone layer before we start.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11- I'm surprised they didn't pin - the Gulf War Syndrome on farmers.
0:08:11 > 0:08:17- What's the government's - answer to nits?
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- Organophosphates. - Remember the nit nurse in school?
0:08:21 > 0:08:26- She checked our heads and gave - us a bottle of organophosphates.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- We rubbed the stuff in our hair.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30- It burned our eyes.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- It hasn't affected us yet, - touch wood.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- We're not wrecks yet.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- We put Huw in the sheep dip - a few times.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- No-one knew about the dangers.
0:08:49 > 0:08:54- They dipped everything - and everybody. Sheep, dogs, cats.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57- He's been out on the piss.
0:08:58 > 0:09:03- It was compulsory to dip back then. - It was against the law not to dip.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- Dip everything.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- It was terrible stuff.
0:09:08 > 0:09:13- I'd like to thank the cows. - Well done for the contribution.
0:09:14 > 0:09:19- And the actors, excellent work. - That's going all the way to the top.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- We have to go - to check on the sheep, OK?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21- Thanks very much.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23- Ta-ra!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- Ta-ra.
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0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Move up, you're driving. - Give me the camera.
0:10:43 > 0:10:48- Come on, Spielberg. Get in - the cockpit. Don't worry, big man.
0:10:49 > 0:10:49- Is something coming?
0:10:49 > 0:10:51- Is something coming?- - No, go.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- You're not looking!
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- There's no-one coming.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59- I can see someone coming.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- I can see someone coming.- - You're slow.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- If you want anything done, - do it yourself.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Switch the lights off.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- What are you doing?! - I can see fuck all!
0:11:13 > 0:11:15- I'll drive.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Do you have to go so fucking fast?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Fucking nervous passenger!
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- The trick is - to keep between the hedges.
0:11:30 > 0:11:36- There's a crossroads here. Switch - the lights off, no-one's coming.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- Switch the lights on, - for fuck's sakes.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41- Safely through.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44- What's that?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- What's that?- - A rambler, probably.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47- What is it?
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- What is it?- - Look at him going.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- Why isn't he wearing any clothes?
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- What's he doing out rambling this - time of night, with no clothes on?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03- There's no telling what will happen.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06- You're scaring me now.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- Back off, back off.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Switch the lights off.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- Where is he? Can you see him?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Turn the engine off.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Do you think we hit him?
0:12:27 > 0:12:31- Did you go over him?
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- You were fucking driving.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42- You were driving like a fucking - lunatic. I told you to slow down.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- It's all a fucking joke to you.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- It's all a fucking joke to you.- - You said to switch the lights off.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- You could have run over him.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- Did you film that?
0:12:56 > 0:13:01- Go and check. - It might have been a stone.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05- Check under the wheels.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- The lights are OK. - The bumper is a bit dented.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18- Huwi.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25- He's under the wheels.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33- What are you going to do?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- I'll chuck him in the back.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- He's heavy. A good rambler.
0:13:43 > 0:13:48- I've got his legs.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- We got away with it.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Dad always said, "Don't get caught."
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- We didn't get fucking caught.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- We didn't get fucking caught.- - Fast, see.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Ayrton Senna here.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- Once the momentum's going.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- He's a good rambler.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- We could do something with him.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- Pastie, come here.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- And Tess.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- He's still alive.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32- RAMBLER SHOUTS
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Get the dogs out.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43- Sorry, rambler.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52- He's a nice one. - There's no need to be unkind.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- He's scared. Let him settle in.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57- I'll try to grab hold of him.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- Don't be frightened.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- RAMBLER SCREAMS
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- He's strong.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- We'll keep him.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13- I think his head has gone.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17- Let's go check the lambs. - We'll come back to feed him.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- We will be back later, rambler.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- We'll bring you - sandwiches and tea.
0:15:25 > 0:15:30- He won't be able to work - if he's depressed.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- He's a fucking good rambler.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36- Tragic. Fucking tragic.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41- People don't realize - how hard it is this time of year.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- It's hard.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- The lambing season.
0:15:48 > 0:15:53- There's a period - of six weeks to two months...
0:15:55 > 0:15:57- ..when we don't sleep at all.
0:15:57 > 0:16:02- We're out in the shed, - day and night, checking the sheep.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- Then they die.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07- Come along, Bambi.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- Come along, Bambi.- - What are you going to do with that?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- I'll skin the fucker.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17- I could film that.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21- It would be good footage - for my video diary.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25- It doesn't bother me. - Film it, Spielberg.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- I want to show it all, - the rough and the smooth.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- The good and the bad.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33- The true face of farming.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- The true face of farming.- - Everything.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- The good, bad and the ugly.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- Let's begin.
0:16:40 > 0:16:45- OK, OK, I've seen enough, thanks. - I can't send this to S4C.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- It's sick, - and I'm pretty sure it's illegal.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Bollocks. It's farming. - They're skinning a lamb.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57- This isn't farming. - This is a snuff film.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- Oh, my god.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06- It's quality, you have to admit. - Rhys ap Hywel is on fire.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07- Look.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12- And now his brother - is putting it out with a spade.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- Jesus Christ. - Did you not do a risk assessment?
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- You can't plan these things.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23- It's real life. This isn't one - of your candy-floss productions.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- I can't allow you - to send this to S4C.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- Why not?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- Why not?!
0:17:32 > 0:17:36- I've got a good name - and a successful business.
0:17:36 > 0:17:41- I'll get death threats. It'll - finish me. It'll finish everything.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- Bollocks. - If you don't send this in...
0:17:44 > 0:17:49- ..I'll send them the tape of that - little intern licking your lollipop.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Malpractice, assault, kidnap.
0:17:53 > 0:17:58- There's a naked rambler in the back - of the pick-up. That's jail time.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- He's OK.
0:18:00 > 0:18:05- I've just seen them run him over. - Huwi said he was going to keep him.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06- What for?
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- He's tripping, innit? - You haven't seen it all yet.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- Are you tired?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- Will you sleep tonight?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25- I'm fucking wide awake.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27- Are you hot?
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- Is it today?
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- Are you tired, Huw? - Could you sleep now?
0:18:38 > 0:18:40- Huw, Huw!
0:18:40 > 0:18:44- Didn't we close the door?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46- Did you shit in the pick-up?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Did you shit in the pick-up?- - Is it today or tomorrow?
0:18:49 > 0:18:53- I couldn't sleep now. - I'm fucking wide awake.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56- Did you shit in the pick-up?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- Did you shit in the pick-up?- - I'm hot, Huw.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Someone shit in the pick-up.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04- You hit something, Huw.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Why is door open, Huw?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10- I'm fucking hot, Huw.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23- Shit, 21 missed calls.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Huw, Lowri! 21 missed calls.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32- I've got to go. I've got to go.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- Don't panic. I'll put music on.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Where are we going, Dews?
0:19:53 > 0:19:59- I can't read this bloody thing. - I can't get into my messages.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- Give it to me.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03- Look in there.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- What does it say?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- Lowri's having a baby.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18- Lowri is having a baby. - We have to go.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23- That's what I said. - It's on the phone.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- Leave it alone. I'm cold.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32- I'm hot, Huw.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- You're just panicking, Dews. - Stop panicking.
0:20:37 > 0:20:42- We have to go to hospital, Huw! - Lowri is having a baby!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45- She has been seduced.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50- She is 5 centimetres diluted.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52- She is 5 centimetres diluted.- - Huw, Huw, Huw!
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- Huw, Huw, Huw, Huw, Huw, Huw!
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- She is 10 centimetres diluted, Dews.
0:21:03 > 0:21:08- Foot down, lovely boy. - We'll miss this unless we watch out.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12- She's just shouting nasty - things now.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14- I'm hot, Huw.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16- It's cold.
0:21:16 > 0:21:21- Don't take your clothes off. - You can't go to hospital naked.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23- It's shock.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- I'm sweating.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- Put your trousers back on.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32- You can't go to hospital like that.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- They'd phone the police.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38- Leave it on.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39- Leave it on.- - I'm hot.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- It's cold. Leave it alone, Dews.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Put your fucking trousers back on.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46- Put your fucking trousers back on.- - It's hot.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- It's cold. It's fucking cold!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- I want to piss.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52- I want to piss.- - It's cold!
0:21:55 > 0:21:59- Where are the babies? - Tell me where the babies are.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06- Tell me where the babies are! - Tell me where the babies are!
0:22:09 > 0:22:10- This way.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- We're back in reception.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Someone come to reception, now.
0:22:16 > 0:22:17- Someone come to reception, now.- - Huw!
0:22:22 > 0:22:24- Here!
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- I've had a baby.
0:22:28 > 0:22:29- I've had a baby.- - Be quiet.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33- I'm looking for the maternity ward.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37- We don't allow cameras in here.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39- Turn it off.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- How can I help you?
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- I've had a baby. - Lowri Hywel has had a baby.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46- Yes! Congratulations.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- Yes! Congratulations.- - What did she have?
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- A baby boy. - Mother and baby are doing fine.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54- What's going on?
0:22:54 > 0:22:56- What's going on?- - Mr Hywel is here to see Lowri.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- You left it a bit late. - Where have you been?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- Can I see her?
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- She needs to rest. She's exhausted.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- She had a hard time in there.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- I just want to talk to her.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14- Come back tomorrow - after you've sorted yourself out.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- Phone security.
0:23:18 > 0:23:18- Alright, Dews?
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- Alright, Dews?- - Give me that camera!
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