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0:00:01 > 0:00:03# I know what's to come

0:00:03 > 0:00:06# Though I'm feelin' happy now

0:00:06 > 0:00:09# I know when I'm drunk

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# In ways it always let me down

0:00:12 > 0:00:16# Cos I always stay too long... #

0:00:16 > 0:00:19You have no respect! I don't care where you sleep.

0:00:19 > 0:00:21You are no longer welcome in my house!

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# I'm in a brawl

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Cos I won't take your lying now

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Writing's on the wall

0:00:33 > 0:00:36# The police are on their way right now

0:00:36 > 0:00:41# Cos I always stay too long...#

0:00:43 > 0:00:46Bare checking me out and that.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50- You what?- You wanna jump on my wave, yeah, daddy-oh?

0:00:50 > 0:00:54- You being serious? - Not good enough for you?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Better than what you get around here.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Right barrel of laughs, aren't you?

0:00:59 > 0:01:02What have you got to be so miserable about? Someone die?

0:01:02 > 0:01:06# I've got my peeps there with me Shouting pull up your socks

0:01:06 > 0:01:08# Cos we just broke the law and now we're running from cops

0:01:08 > 0:01:11# I got my lip bust fighting Now there's blood on my top

0:01:11 > 0:01:14# And I'm still out looking for a party, somewhere to stop

0:01:14 > 0:01:17# I've got my peeps them tellin' me they know where it's at

0:01:17 > 0:01:20# So I pull out 20 notes and jump straight into a cab... #

0:01:20 > 0:01:24Danny, Ava. They'll tell you everything you need to know.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27You're in temporary accommodation with families

0:01:27 > 0:01:28till the new hostel's ready.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Why can't the new kids move in to temporary accommodation?

0:01:31 > 0:01:36Because maybe they're not total lost causes, Danny.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38- It's Donnie.- Get in.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42# On a run from the law

0:01:42 > 0:01:45# I'm lookin' worse for wear

0:01:45 > 0:01:48# I go through a door

0:01:48 > 0:01:51# Suddenly I find myself somewhere

0:01:51 > 0:01:55# Something's bound to go wrong

0:01:57 > 0:02:01# Before I start singin' my s-s-song... #

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Lord, give me strength.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Spare the rod and spoil the child.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37The good book says, he that have ears, let him hear.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40What do you have to say?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Gassed.- What?!

0:02:45 > 0:02:49Look at you, your puffed out chest, shoutin' it out like you the next Messiah.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Listen, Lord may not be strikin' you down,

0:02:52 > 0:02:55but keep goin' on like that, blood pressure will.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05I feel sick back here.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Buses don't agree with me.- Tough.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Where are we going?

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Oi. Where are we going?

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Told you. Families.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17No, after.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22- It doesn't say.- Three Albert Square.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Yeah? Where's that?

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Lord knows.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40# My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

0:03:40 > 0:03:42# And they're like it's better than yours

0:03:42 > 0:03:44# Damn right, it's better than yours

0:03:44 > 0:03:46# I can teach you but I'd have to charge

0:03:46 > 0:03:48# My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

0:03:48 > 0:03:50# They're like it's better than yours

0:03:50 > 0:03:52# Damn right it's better than yours

0:03:52 > 0:03:56# I can teach you but I'd have to charge. #

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Please can I move?

0:04:00 > 0:04:02For the last time, no!

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Down!

0:04:05 > 0:04:09No swapping. If Ava can't move, you can't. Sit down.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11- Make me.- If that's how you want to play it...

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Ooh-ooh! Oh, my goodness!

0:04:28 > 0:04:30What do you say?

0:04:30 > 0:04:32You got a bed in there, or what?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Yeah, yeah, I got clean sheets and a pillow, too.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Hey, hey, Mrs B!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39One of your friends, Arthur?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Friend? Friends? No, no, no.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44She, she is... She's a Mormon.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Tryin' to spread the word.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48But we're not interested. Sorry, darling, OK?

0:04:48 > 0:04:51We only preach the one true word here. Ain't that right, Mrs B?

0:04:51 > 0:04:56Yes, yes. Well, your acquaintances usually aren't dressed like that.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Now, I need your help Arthur to peel the potatoes

0:04:58 > 0:05:02cos I'm making the dumplings for one of me beef stews.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04All right, Mrs B.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07- What, so I can't stay here?- Sorry.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28- You all right?- I'm fine, fine.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Help me! Help me!

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Ambulance. Near the A406.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45- All right, let's go. - You can't leave them, they're hurt.

0:05:45 > 0:05:50- They're fine. Ambulance is on the way.- What about us? We're meant to be with families.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Do you want to be with families? They don't care about you.

0:05:52 > 0:05:57What's the alternative? Sleep rough? Done that, never again.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Yo, T-dot-neequa!

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Nah, nah, nah, no party.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12You see how you got a spare bunk bed cos your sister ran off with that chav?

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Well, can I... Taneequa, let's be honest, he's a chav.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18The only person dumber than him is your sister for believing it.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Taneequa? T?!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27That's the fifth message you've left. Who are you calling?

0:06:30 > 0:06:32What have we done?

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Just hang on.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41What?!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44You can't leave me!

0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Oh, whatever man. - You're supposed to defend me.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- OK, if any guy looks at you at a party...- An ugly guy.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57OK, if an ugly guy looks at you at a party, I have to sort him out?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00That is your job. You are my boyfriend!

0:07:00 > 0:07:03'Allo luv, got a nice little deal for you, right off the lorry.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07- What's wrong with your voice? - Just tryin' to soak up some culture.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Where you been living?

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Would you like to buy a Nigerian school blazer?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Don't talk to my boyfriend, please.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Hot spice and that.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31What you saying?

0:08:42 > 0:08:45'Hello, Walford Homes Emergency Helpline.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49'Hello? Hello?'

0:08:54 > 0:08:58SIRENS WAIL

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Thought you went back?

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Buses don't agree with me.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Donnie! Where are we going?

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Look, just trust me.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Three Albert Square? Are you for real.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43It's a bit shabby, but we've had worse.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46One thing, though.

0:09:49 > 0:09:54- Nah, ain't gonna be splittin' ma... - Oh, my God, she speaks like she's had a stroke.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- And what's your name, posh girl?- Ava.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01- And you?- Faith, your new landlady.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Rent's £20... - Sorry. Not enough room.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07Please, man!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09I've got nowhere else!

0:10:09 > 0:10:15We've left the scene of an accident, we've run away from wherever they were taking us. This is serious.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19We don't need someone else getting in the way.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Please! I've got nowhere else to go! >

0:10:28 > 0:10:33All right. You will not regret this. Trust me.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37So, who's Olivia?

0:10:38 > 0:10:40What?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Donnie. Ava. Who's Ol...?

0:10:42 > 0:10:46You EVER say that name again and I will kill you.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12It's me. Again.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Running out of minutes here. Gimme a call.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36So how long for you?

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Since Dad's been in jail. Years now.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42So where were you before the old place?

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Tower 12.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46How was it?

0:11:46 > 0:11:50Had to barricade your door at night. How about you?

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Just a house.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Sounds like you got lucky.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Something like that.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02I mean, what is this? No food, nowhere to go, dead!

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Famined girl, deprived of food out here.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08I'm gonna start my own Comic Relief appeal, donate to me.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12Have my own video. "Deserted by family,

0:12:12 > 0:12:16"Faith Olubunmi lives with a pair of...wastes,

0:12:16 > 0:12:20"who can't fend for themselves." What?

0:12:20 > 0:12:21Keep your voice down.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25Fine. I'm starving.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29Well, apparently we can't fend for ourselves.

0:12:29 > 0:12:30So, any ideas?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Yeah.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Leave it with me.

0:12:43 > 0:12:44Hi Grandma...

0:12:44 > 0:12:46GRANDMA SUCKS HER TEETH

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Hi, My name's John, this is Mary.

0:12:55 > 0:12:59We're from Walford Church Prayer Group for Troubled Teens.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03- Go on.- Basically we're looking to start a new, um...

0:13:03 > 0:13:07- (Choir.)- A new singing choir for us youngsters, um...

0:13:18 > 0:13:23Genius, Faith(!) Genius. Boarding school education really paid off(!)

0:13:23 > 0:13:27- Oh, allow it man! I tried, didn't I? That's what I do.- Shh.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- All right, I'm starving. - I thought you care kids were meant to be hard bodies.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42Can't even rustle up some food, man.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Oi!

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Where you off to?

0:14:10 > 0:14:13You all right, love? Can I get you anything?

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Tea and some toast, please.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19OK, love.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25Actually, just a tea.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Catch!

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Oi, man!

0:14:46 > 0:14:51- I just want to help.- Help? All you had to do was catch a bag.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54It's all about distraction.

0:14:57 > 0:15:02Oi, I just sat on your bench and I got a nail in my thigh. You better check it before I call the council!

0:15:02 > 0:15:07'No-one argues with health and safety these days.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09'You take what you need...

0:15:09 > 0:15:11'And run.'

0:15:15 > 0:15:20Then you offload as soon as you can, to someone who can catch a bag.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Watch and learn.

0:15:34 > 0:15:39- You all right?- I just tripped over a loose slab outside your shop,

0:15:39 > 0:15:45hit your newspaper stand, lucky I didn't come through the window. Look what it did to my leg!

0:15:47 > 0:15:52Oh do me favour, learn to tie your laces! Look, the shop ain't responsible for the slab.

0:15:52 > 0:15:57It will be when I call the council. Health and safety, innit.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14- Oi!- Catch!

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Stop him!

0:16:17 > 0:16:21- What a great idea(!) Stealing. - Worked, didn't it?

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Oi!

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Oi!

0:16:30 > 0:16:31Stop him!

0:16:33 > 0:16:36I can see you. Come here! Come here, you!

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Come here!

0:16:39 > 0:16:43Move, move, move, move! Stop him!

0:16:51 > 0:16:53PHONE RINGS

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Oi! Come here!

0:17:03 > 0:17:08- Do you want to watch where you're going?- I'm gonna cause him a serious injury in a minute, little git!

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Thought I couldn't catch you, eh?

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Still got it. Legend, it's minor.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16So, where's the stuff then?

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Do you know what it's like to run in six-inch heels?

0:17:19 > 0:17:22- The bag? - Dropped it, I think. Panicked.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26Panicked?! No wonder, after the sprint I just showed you.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28POLICE SIREN

0:17:34 > 0:17:37Thought you were one of the nice ones.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Not a grass. Help out someone in need.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44You know what? Go.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Go on.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Hey! And don't try it again, yeah?

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Bib-bib!

0:17:58 > 0:18:02- Hi, what can I get for you? - Oh, I'm just browsing.

0:18:05 > 0:18:10Actually, I don't have anything, I got mugged earlier - he stole my purse.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Oh. Really?

0:18:14 > 0:18:15OK.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18We always make more than we need.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Let's see what we can do for you.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Oh, thank you, that's so kind.

0:18:25 > 0:18:26You OK?

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Yeah, fine.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32That's a big cut on your head.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37I really appreciate this.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40No problem, enjoy it.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Oi, oi, oi.

0:18:47 > 0:18:48Come back.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56You'll need that.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15I wasn't mugged or anything, I'm just...

0:19:15 > 0:19:19I'm skint, I'm hungry, I thought I'd... scam you or whatever.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Just forget it, I'm sorry.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29- Any luck?- Nope.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Care was rubbish, but at least we got fed.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Oi!

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Catch.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Run, you idiot! He's coming!

0:19:44 > 0:19:46- What have you done? - Scammed a chippy, innit.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Showed you orphans how it's really done, hear me?

0:19:49 > 0:19:51- Nice work.- Always.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Job done, then.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54KNOCK AT DOOR

0:19:57 > 0:19:59- Oh, my days!- Shh!

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Are you stupid?

0:20:01 > 0:20:03- Who you calling stupid? - Ooh, I dunno, what's your name?

0:20:03 > 0:20:05BANGING ON DOOR

0:20:05 > 0:20:08- What are we going to do?- Roof!

0:20:13 > 0:20:15There's no room.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20No room!

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Ava! Ava!

0:20:55 > 0:20:59Who's Olivia? Why you nick her bag?

0:20:59 > 0:21:02- This is so stupid.- Shut up! - Let go of me!

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Argh!

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Aaargh! Oh, my...!

0:21:33 > 0:21:35What are you doing inhere?

0:21:35 > 0:21:39No hablo Inglesa! Muy es foreigna!

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Do you think I'm stupid? I know your grandmother!

0:21:42 > 0:21:45- Que es "grandmother"? - Fine, I'll just call her...

0:21:45 > 0:21:47- NO! No, no.- Out, now.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49- BANGING - Are you alone?

0:21:55 > 0:21:58So. You're the delinquents from the hostel.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Delinquents? You're the one trespassing.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02We should call the police on you.

0:22:02 > 0:22:07- I'm sure they know you.- Oi, listen. You can't just bop about like it's your yard.

0:22:07 > 0:22:11Oh, tell me, please, who's yard it is that I am trespassing on?

0:22:11 > 0:22:13The Prime Minister's.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15What?

0:22:15 > 0:22:20We're youth volunteers, from the government's Big Society Campaign.

0:22:20 > 0:22:24And we're just doing the final checks to make sure this is ready to be lived in.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Yes. Right. "Volunteers."

0:22:26 > 0:22:28And what's your cause?

0:22:28 > 0:22:30To stop people like you

0:22:30 > 0:22:35calling young people who have had difficult lives 'delinquents'.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37They're not all asbo-laden hoodies.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40If more young people help out within the community,

0:22:40 > 0:22:43maybe they'll stop getting seen that way.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46So we're going to make soup!

0:22:47 > 0:22:49To give out.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51I'll believe that when I see it.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Come to the market at four and you will.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57You are living proof that a human can live without a brain.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59I mean, really, are your parents siblings?

0:22:59 > 0:23:01- You hit me in the face! - You were trying to touch me up!

0:23:01 > 0:23:04You said there was no space under the bed...

0:23:04 > 0:23:07- Did you tell her that?- Can we think about what you've just got us in to?

0:23:07 > 0:23:10- You mean what I got us out of! - Quit whining. There's no ish here.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Except what we're doing on the square in half an hour.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14- Another genius idea. - Like you had a better one!

0:23:14 > 0:23:17- I was handling it. - We have to make that lie true

0:23:17 > 0:23:21or you two are going back to care, and probably juvey.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23And all three of us - homeless.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Faith's special mixture!

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Soup, darling, you! You look like you need some soup.

0:23:28 > 0:23:3250p, yes. Hello? People?

0:23:32 > 0:23:35No, you're all right, thanks. Go away, man!

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Faith's special mixture of soup!

0:23:38 > 0:23:42Soup! Yo, sis, I'm selling soup.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46Hello, Hello. Ooh, aunties!

0:23:46 > 0:23:48A little taste of soup. SOUP!

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Lemonade.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01- OK.- Wrong one.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04What?!

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Faith's special mixture!

0:24:10 > 0:24:13So divine it will blow your mind.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17It's all in the tasting! 50p, yeah?

0:24:17 > 0:24:19What are you doing? We're supposed to be a charity.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22It's got to be free. Free soup. You're missing the point.

0:24:22 > 0:24:26Well, we ain't got no money, and after this we ain't got no food. We've got to sell this or we're...

0:24:26 > 0:24:28CLEARS THROAT

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Free soup for the needy!

0:24:30 > 0:24:35- Donations welcome!- You haven't given much away. And it smells atrocious.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38- It's all in the tasting. - Soup for you boys?

0:24:40 > 0:24:43All right, come on, boys, show's over.

0:24:43 > 0:24:44Let's go!

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Come on!

0:24:47 > 0:24:51If I throw a stick, will you go away?

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Let me do you a favour.

0:24:55 > 0:24:59Hold up, she's straight jacking us! There was, like, fives in there!

0:24:59 > 0:25:01What was the name of your charity?

0:25:02 > 0:25:05The 'Big Society Volunteering Campaign'.

0:25:05 > 0:25:06I'll save you the hassle of banking

0:25:06 > 0:25:10and donate straight into the account. Tax bonuses that way too.

0:25:10 > 0:25:15What's the number? Don't kid a kidder, sweetheart.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Think it's time this soup cart hit the road. You'll get yours.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Ugh. That's like, jumper rape.

0:25:28 > 0:25:29All yours, baby boy.

0:25:34 > 0:25:39Always feels good to help out the community, innit? Safe!

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Mmmm!

0:25:43 > 0:25:45How's your nose?

0:25:45 > 0:25:48It's abuse, you know.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51Woah! Guess what my sweet-talking just got me!

0:25:51 > 0:25:54I'm fine. But thanks.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57You know, you'd be all right if you weren't so boring.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59MOBILE RINGS Come on man, just one swig.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01OK. Just one.

0:26:04 > 0:26:08So, you and Donnie, yeah?

0:26:08 > 0:26:10- What, no. No way.- OK, good.

0:26:10 > 0:26:16- Cos I think he's proper into me. - We keep catching each other's eye...

0:26:16 > 0:26:17'You have one new message.'

0:26:17 > 0:26:20'The police have been asking questions.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22'Tell me where you are hiding.'

0:26:25 > 0:26:27What you saying?

0:26:27 > 0:26:29I swear, you stink!

0:26:29 > 0:26:31We'd better get this on!

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Woo-hoo!

0:26:33 > 0:26:36- This ain't my yard, you know. - Actually, Faith, it is.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39You're some Larry, innit, how you know my name?

0:26:39 > 0:26:40It's my job to.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42That one upstairs can't tell us what to do.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44He don't make the laws.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Didn't you hear what he said?!

0:26:46 > 0:26:50If we don't do what we're told, we pay for everything we've done.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53- One more.- OK, what do you want?

0:26:53 > 0:26:57- Hello.- Are you man I speak to about community complaints?

0:26:57 > 0:26:59I'm the manager, yes.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Manager? You're a child yourself.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Olivia Verne.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06- What?- It's my real name.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09- Hello, children.- You three live here?

0:27:09 > 0:27:13What you doing in our yard? You should kick before I go mad.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Go easy with her, yeah?

0:27:17 > 0:27:18You'll never take me alive!

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