0:00:42 > 0:00:44Bit early.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Breakfast.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48You'll get fat if you eat all them.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51They're for my dad.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Nice.
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Now it finally feels like our pub.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Our pub with rising damp.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16You'll be back in time for opening, won't you?
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Yeah, of course. It's a flying visit.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Where's Shirley?- She'll be here. She won't let us down.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Going to break the habit of a lifetime, is she?
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- This has got to work, Mick.- I know.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33I'm sorry. I'm just worried.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34On top of everything else,
0:01:34 > 0:01:39I'm on pins waiting for that phone to ring and for Environmental Health to decide our fate.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41It's like everything's stacked against us.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44I don't feel like we can enjoy any of it.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45We will.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49By the end of today, it'll be sorted. I promise.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- You all right?- All right, sis? - You nearly ready?
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- No. For what?- You've forgotten, haven't you? It's Dad!
0:02:04 > 0:02:09Oh. Yeah, er...listen, I've had some motors come in.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- Can we do it tomorrow?- Dot's away at Nigel's for the week and she's asked me to check in on him.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Oh, don't worry. I'll go on my own like I normally do.- Don't be like that, sis. It's not fair, is it?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- You sure he's got money?- Yeah. He won 20 grand on the Premium Bonds.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36You said that was, like, two years ago. He's probably blown it on the horses and beer.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39No, he hasn't. I saw him a few months back,
0:02:39 > 0:02:43and he said if I needed a bit of help I just had to ask...
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Carol! Come on! I'll take you.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- You sure it's not putting you out? - Just get in the car, will ya?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06They're going to see their dad.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- You don't have to come, you know... - It's all right.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I can handle him.
0:03:17 > 0:03:1825 years.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21I know.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- If we didn't need the money... - I said it's all right.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Let's just get there, eh?
0:03:34 > 0:03:39- How come we never go and see him? - He's, er, a difficult man.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- Yeah, but he's Dad's dad. - Not all families are close. - Maybe we will be now.
0:03:43 > 0:03:48- We never used to see Auntie Shirley and now we live with her. - No, I hate him.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Dad told me about him once when he was drunk.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Like the horrible things he used to say to him and Auntie Tina. That ain't right.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Well, not everyone has a dad as good as yours. You want to remember that sometimes.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59PHONE RINGS
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Queen Vic.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Oh, hello, Grandma.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Mum's just nipped out...- Why don't you want to talk to Grandma?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15I just can't face her today.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18She'll ask how the pub is and I don't want to lie to her.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22What's Lady Di eating now?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- One of those pies. I thought they'd all gone!- Get it off her!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- She can't eat dog pie! That's cannibalism! - Oh, drop! Lady Di, drop it!
0:04:27 > 0:04:32- It's like Silence Of The Lambs! - Oh! Oh! She's going to be sick! Get her outside!- No way!
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Come on, outside.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Like I haven't got enough to deal with today!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- Hi.- It's Mrs Allen.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47They knew what time we were coming.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50I'm sure they won't be long.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Great(!)
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- Is everything all right? - Mm. Everything's fine.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Nothing's happened, has it?
0:05:00 > 0:05:04No, for a change, nothing's happened. I'm just tired, Max.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Well, we'll be in soon.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11All I've done the past few weeks is wait -
0:05:11 > 0:05:14wait around on other people - and now I'm sitting here
0:05:14 > 0:05:17ready to paint on a smile and pretend that everything's all right.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- Listen, you ain't going to tell Dad, are you?- Why shouldn't I?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Carol!- No, why shouldn't I?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Why should he live in blissful ignorance
0:05:27 > 0:05:30when my family are having to deal with it?
0:05:30 > 0:05:32I've been trying to protect Liam and the kids
0:05:32 > 0:05:35but they're going to find out at some point.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I mean, and Dad - we all tiptoe around him but who's going to protect them?!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- He's sick, ain't he?- So am I.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46I can't sleep at night. You know, I'm lying there,
0:05:46 > 0:05:48waiting for something to happen.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50- What choice do- I- have?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55And there's Dad. He's always been so selfish,
0:05:55 > 0:05:57looking out for number one,
0:05:57 > 0:06:00and we still have to pretend like we care and protect him.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Yeah, but you DO care.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Only cos he's my dad. Only cos I have to.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Why shouldn't he know the truth?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15LINDA: Proud of yourself, are you?
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Serves you right if you're sick, you greedy mutt...
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Talking to yourself, Linda? First sign of madness!- Oh, hello...
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Is everything all right? I noticed the pub was shut all weekend.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Oh! No, no. Everything's fine. We were just finishing off the refurb.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32It's perfect. Got it just how we want it now. Going to open up today with a bang.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- Look forward to seeing it. - First drink's on us.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Make sure mine's a large one, then. See you later.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Yeah, bye.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42DOG VOMITS Uh!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Looks worse every time you see it.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Can you stop being like that? He's our dad.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- This is where we grew up. This is us. - It's not me.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59- Right. Come on, then, let's do it. - I'm staying in the car.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Oh, don't be like that, Shirl. - Come on, just come up for a bit, show your face.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05I said I'm staying in the car!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07I should never have come here in the first place.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Come on, then, Tin. Let's get this out the way.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Sticking her nose in, acting like she cares.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Well, if she cared that much she wouldn't be opening her own bar at the end of the road.
0:07:31 > 0:07:3420 years we've waited for a pub of our own.
0:07:34 > 0:07:3620 years of your grandma breathing down our necks,
0:07:36 > 0:07:39telling us what to do.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Finally we get it and we could lose it all.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Should I get me violin? Look, you've got a pub.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45There's a few problems. Big deal.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Thanks for the support(!) - Here, look at this...
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- It's not another cat playing a piano, is it?- What am I looking at?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53It's about breeding bulldogs.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Oh, no, no. That sounds like a lot of bother.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Look how much they go for each...
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Litter of five or six, you're talking...- Is this right?
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Lady Di, they're going to pimp you out!
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Should I e-mail the site? - Let me see what your dad says when he gets back.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- It's a good idea, though, Johnny. - Why don't you phone him about it?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Oh, no, no. I'm not interrupting him. Not today.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14He hardly slept last night.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- You've no idea how much he's dreading seeing his dad. - Is he really that bad?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21The man's a monster.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- TV:- 'I've just had the best time in my life playing with all these animals.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57'What a wonderful collection. They're great fun!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59'Where did you get them?'
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Surprise! Hello, Dad.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Bleedin' hell! You trying to give me a heart attack?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- What you doing here? - Thought we'd surprise you.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08We?
0:09:08 > 0:09:12- Dad.- Well, there's a turn-up.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Come here, son.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16How are you?
0:09:18 > 0:09:19You look well.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- I told him you'd be pleased to see him.- Course I'm pleased.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- Here you are, we brought you some beers. - I can guess whose idea that was.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27How's the kids?
0:09:27 > 0:09:31I still follow Lee...on the telly.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Find out what his division's doing. Bet you're proud of him.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- I'm proud of all my kids.- What's the beard for? Lost your shaver?
0:09:38 > 0:09:42- I like it. - It suits you. How's Linda?
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- She's good.- Still living with her mother, are you?
0:09:47 > 0:09:51No, no. We've got our own pub now.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Oh? Where's that, then?
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- Walford.- Walford, eh? Not far from here.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02I used to go drinking down there back with the lads.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03What's the name of your pub?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Queen Victoria.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Sounds posh. I'll have to make a visit down there.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Sit yourselves down. Turn that rubbish off.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Here, these beers are warm. - Oh, sorry.
0:10:16 > 0:10:21Not to worry. I've got some in the fridge I 'alf-inched from a funeral the other day.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23When you get to my age, all you do is go to funerals.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Sit yourself down if you're stopping.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Quite the turn-up for the books, to see you two little 'uns together.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48You bought that for Dad, didn't you? You was only about 12.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- We need to ask him.- All right, in a bit. We've only just got here.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Yeah, I know, but I want to get it sorted.
0:10:56 > 0:11:01Actually, Dad...er, we've got a bit of a favour to ask.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- Oh, yeah?- Yeah.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07- Let me guess. Mick...- I'm driving. - One won't kill you.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16You want money, right?
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Only time I ever see her is when she wants a hand-out.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21That ain't true.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24You know I like coming to see you.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Having a beer, watching TV, playing cards...
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Tina says you had a win on the Premium Bonds.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Yeah. Little nest egg.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38I was going to come and see you anyway, Dad,
0:11:38 > 0:11:41but it's Mick's pub, right?
0:11:41 > 0:11:44It's got this rising damp and it's going to be sort of expensive to sort out.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48- We thought maybe you could help. - How much are we talking?
0:11:48 > 0:11:52- About ten grand.- Oh...that bad?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Yeah, I didn't think you'd have it.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- Forget about it. We shouldn't have come.- No, no, I've got it.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Hope you're having some quotes. Not letting some cowboy rip you off.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Yeah.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07If you could help out...
0:12:07 > 0:12:09I'd appreciate it.
0:12:09 > 0:12:14- And how does Tina come into all this?- I'm living with Mick now. - Oh, that's nice.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20And what about her outside?
0:12:21 > 0:12:24She living with you?
0:12:24 > 0:12:27I've seen her. Standing out there like her farts don't smell.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30We're all together now.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Oh, that's very nice. So what's she doing out there? Keeping the motor running for your getaway?
0:12:37 > 0:12:41She's a bit churned up, Dad. It's been a long time.
0:12:41 > 0:12:47- Yeah, she won't even say hello. - I told her to come up, didn't I, Mick?
0:12:47 > 0:12:49- You know Shirl.- Oh, yeah. I know Shirl.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52You want the money? You can have it.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54But I want to see her too. Tell her to come up.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56This is nothing to do with Shirley.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- I- need the money and I reckon I'm owed it.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02I think it's Shirley's turn to do the asking, don't you?
0:13:09 > 0:13:14Aw, look! Look! Aren't they sweet?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16They come out looking like they need an iron.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20How many times can she get pregnant in one year? Mum, we could be quids in.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23At this rate we might need it. I wish they'd hurry up and call.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Er, where did we put her pedigree papers?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Dunno.- Well, we'll need them to prove she's proper.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35You know, there's a site here that finds the right dog.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39You know, like in Fiddler On The Roof. Do you remember?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41# Matchmaker, matchmaker Make me a match... #
0:13:41 > 0:13:45- That's it!- Oh, I see. I'm down there setting up and you're up here prancing about
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- and making a little sandwich. - Oh, Nance, Nance, look, look - baby bulldogs!
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Eurgh! Rancid. They look like prunes.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55You won't say that when they're here. Tiny barks, little ears...
0:13:55 > 0:13:57I hate baby things, man.
0:13:57 > 0:14:02- That's me not being made a grandma any time soon, then.- Damn straight. You know I don't want kids.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Break it to me gently, why don't you(?)
0:14:04 > 0:14:07- I'd like to have kids. - What are you going to be, then - the mum or the dad?
0:14:07 > 0:14:10I don't care. I'm going to have kids and when I do,
0:14:10 > 0:14:14they're going to see loads of their Grandma Linda and loads of their Grandpa Mick.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18- Course, cos you'll still be living at home.- I wouldn't mind.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20I'd rather have a full house like we had at your grandma's
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- than be stuck on my own like your dad's dad.- Oh, that ain't going to happen to you.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29You're going to be an amazing mum.
0:14:29 > 0:14:34- I've just said that... - Yeah, yeah, but when the time comes, you're going to be fantastic.
0:14:34 > 0:14:39Although the thought of your baby stuffed into a tiny tracksuit is...
0:14:50 > 0:14:52PHONE RINGS I'll get it.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55It's probably your gran again.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Queen Vic.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Yes, this is Linda Carter.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Oh, hello, Mr Brewer. Yes, I've been expecting your call.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Sorry? Er, would you... Would you mind repeating that?
0:15:19 > 0:15:24- We're in the clear! It was lamb! - Not dog?- Not dog!
0:15:24 > 0:15:31Oh, sorry about that. Yeah, no, that's perfectly understandable.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- Thank you for letting me know. - Nance, we're in the clear. Mum ain't going to prison.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38Actually, that has probably has saved me some street cred.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41"Oi, Nance, what's your mum in for? Like, GBH? Drugs?"
0:15:41 > 0:15:43"Nah. Er...selling pies."
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- You've no idea how relieved I am!- Relieved?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Oh, Sharon! We're not open yet.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Well, I couldn't wait to see all the changes.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Everything all right, is it? - It couldn't be better.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Good.- Nancy, get Sharon a drink on the house.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Cheers, babe. - Where'd the dog tag come from?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02No idea.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04But the minute I see Shirley, I'm going to be having words.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- He can shove his money! - He'll give it to us. He just wants to see Shirl first.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- It's not going to happen. Let's go. - How is he?
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Yeah, he's on good form. Come on, he wants to see you for a few minutes.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- Tina.- He misses you! He wants to see you.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- Every time I see him, he always asks after you.- Let's just go home.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Has he got the money?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35You don't have to do this, Shirl.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44He's ready for you now.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Carol...
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Carol, babe, please don't do this, all right?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59I know you're angry, but don't take it out on him.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Look, I've spent most of my life hating him, all right?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05But he's just an old, sick man now.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07What's the point in him knowing?
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Plus, I know you, darling. If you tell him, you're going to hate yourself.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Can I have my arm back, please?
0:17:22 > 0:17:23Hello, Dad.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Look who I've brought to see you.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30You all right, Dad?
0:17:36 > 0:17:38DOOR CLOSES
0:17:52 > 0:17:54All right, girl?
0:17:58 > 0:17:59Look at you.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02My Shirley Temple's come home.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10We wanted to go back to our roots - a good old cosy East End pub.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14- We had the paint stripped off the bar - you know, get back to the mahogany.- Nice.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16I changed the bar stools.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19We recovered the banquettes and we got new curtains.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22We wanted to create a pub where the customers felt
0:18:22 > 0:18:24they could bed in for the night.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Come and have a drink, have a chat with their mates and neighbours.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29- A real focal point for the community.- "Oliver!"?
0:18:29 > 0:18:31A personal touch.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35- What do you think?- Yeah, well, it's lovely. Really nice.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39- You should see what we've done in the ladies' - that is really special. - Better go and have a nose, then.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Right, you two! This is it. I can feel it.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50A new beginning.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Nothing but blue skies from now on!
0:18:54 > 0:18:58- The Carters are back in business! - Yeah!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Your face. Look at your face.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Take the weight off.
0:19:07 > 0:19:0925 years, eh?
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- Surprised you remembered. - Course I do.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Look at you - same old Shirl.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26You've changed.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Body's giving up, but I've still got it up here.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Bet you think I'm a right state.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37I'm an old man, Shirl. Hardly ever go out.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Most days I don't see anyone at all.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44And there's the three of you in a pub...
0:19:45 > 0:19:47..just ten minutes down the road.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Let me get you a drink. - I'm not staying.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Oh, come on, Shirl. First time I've known you turn down a drink.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Place hasn't changed much, has it? Here.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Remember that time you wanted to paint in here?
0:20:29 > 0:20:33And you put the paint lid down on a chair and I sat on it.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38You and the kids couldn't stop laughing.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Ruined my best pair of trousers.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Those were good days.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Are you going to give us the money?
0:20:53 > 0:20:57I'm talking about us and you have to bring up money.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- You was raised better than that. - You know what? Forget it.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07- This was a mistake. - Just like your mum.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Things get tough and you run away.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11You walked out on your kids, same as she walked out on hers.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Chip off the old block.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15You abandoned any more I don't know about?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Have you put any more of yours into care?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19- Don't you lay that at my door. - We were doing fine.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- They was better off in care. - Try telling Mick that!
0:21:28 > 0:21:30I couldn't cope.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31I'm not proud of it.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34I did what I thought was best for all of us.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37They've forgiven me, the little 'uns.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Probably don't even remember.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44And the Social Services, they understood.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47They saw how hard it was for me.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Have you finished?
0:21:51 > 0:21:53You're forgetting that I was there.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- It wasn't my fault. - No, it never is, is it?
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Let's blame Mum for walking out, blame ME for breathing!
0:21:59 > 0:22:03Tell you what, I'll get Aunt Babe on the phone and you can blame her.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05You leave her where she belongs!
0:22:07 > 0:22:09No-one ever tells you about how to be a parent.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13All right. I put me hand up.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17I did wrong - wrong to the little 'uns, wrong to you.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23I'm glad you're all back together again, really glad.
0:22:25 > 0:22:31Mind you, they was always close, wasn't they? Always us and them.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Except when they wanted something. Bit like now, eh?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Bet it wasn't your idea to come today.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44Mick and Tina - always the same, thick as thieves.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55- We should go and get her. - She'll be fine. They're probably talking about the old days.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58The good old days(?) I don't like it.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02I don't like leaving her alone with him.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Here. Ten grand.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17- Do you hide it under the mattress? - Don't be daft. Back of the wardrobe.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- You owe me for this.- I owe YOU?
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- Well, you know.- I owe you nothing!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28This is for Mick.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Might make up for some of the things that you put him through.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34You know, it's funny you act so maternal about Mick
0:23:34 > 0:23:37when you abandoned your own kids.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41Mick's not your son. He's got his own family.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45You don't fit in there, Shirley. Mick and Tina -
0:23:45 > 0:23:48they don't need looking after no more.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50What about your own kids?
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Bumped into Dean a few months back.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- What are you talking about? - He's dropped the O.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Good job, if you ask me. Who wants a name like Deano?
0:24:03 > 0:24:08- He's abroad.- Is he? Well, he wasn't when he sat there.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Having a beer, bit of a chat. Didn't want nothing.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Not like you.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Gave me his number, in case I ever needed anything.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- You're lying.- Am I?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22You can kid yourself all you like.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26Living with Mick and Linda - that's not going to last.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30That stuck-up cow hates you and Mick's too weak to stand up to her.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Oh, they'll put up with you as long as they need you,
0:24:33 > 0:24:35but you're not their family.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Here's your real family. Your son, Shirley.
0:24:46 > 0:24:51Mick's going to turn his back on you and then where will you be?
0:24:51 > 0:24:52Out in the cold again?
0:24:54 > 0:24:56You phone your boy.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24- You did the right thing. - I'm sorry, I...
0:25:24 > 0:25:26- Oi. Don't apologise, all right? - I'm so tired.
0:25:26 > 0:25:32- You ain't got to apologise to me. - Sometimes I just feel so angry, I want to lash out at someone.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Yeah, I know.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Why has this happened to me, Max?
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Come here. Come here.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47How'd it go?
0:25:51 > 0:25:55I told you! You said he'd wouldn't give it you, but I knew he would.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00- You OK?- Just drive.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12BOTTLES CLINK
0:26:16 > 0:26:18LAUGHTER DOWNSTAIRS
0:26:22 > 0:26:25- What is it?- Sh! (There's someone downstairs.)
0:26:25 > 0:26:27BOTTLES CLINK
0:26:31 > 0:26:33No. D-d-d... Let's get Dad.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Oi! Police are on their way, yeah?
0:26:42 > 0:26:44THEY CHUCKLE
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Oh...
0:26:46 > 0:26:47"Let's get Dad!"
0:26:47 > 0:26:52- Go on, Nance, protecting the family. - Someone's got to, ain't they?
0:26:52 > 0:26:54No, I like it. I like it. Good girl.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Do you know what time it is?
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Shut up! Don't wake your mother up.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04Tell me you ain't spent all of it.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10What?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23(You awake?)
0:27:23 > 0:27:24Yeah.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Here y'are.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32I got you a bit of breakfast.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- I don't need you to look after me, David.- It's a boiled egg and a bit of toast.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Right, you need to make up with Terry.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41And I'm going to nip out and get Morgan some trainers before my shift.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43I'm going to have a quick shower.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46- I get it, Carol.- Oh, you do, do you?
0:27:46 > 0:27:49- You're scared about next week. - Oh, you think I don't know that(?)
0:27:55 > 0:27:57PHONE RINGS
0:28:02 > 0:28:03Hello?
0:28:06 > 0:28:07Hello?
0:28:12 > 0:28:14SHE CLEARS THROAT
0:28:31 > 0:28:34Those parrots are freaking me out.
0:28:34 > 0:28:36- I knew you'd get it!- Ten grand!
0:28:36 > 0:28:39- I swear their eyes are following me. - Proper sort out the rising damp.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42- Sharon won't know what's hit her! - Be able to get anything we need now.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44We won't need bouncers - that's for sure.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46I told you, didn't I? Told you your dad'd get it.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48No, no, it was all Shirley.
0:28:49 > 0:28:52Just like the whole dog pie thing? Oh, it was lamb, by the way.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55So we ain't been closed down, thanks for asking(!)
0:28:55 > 0:28:56You could thank her.
0:28:56 > 0:28:58Mick likes his bacon crispy.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00Oh, L, L, you're giving me a headache.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02Your headache's got nothing to do with me.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04- "Just a quick drink," you said. - It WAS a quick drink.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06Followed by another. And another.
0:29:08 > 0:29:11- I think I'm going to be sick. - You want to think again, love.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14- YOU were meant to be working. - It's all right. Just a burp.
0:29:14 > 0:29:15Johnny had to cover for you.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18- It really weren't a problem. - That ain't the point.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20If she's on the rota, she's on the rota.
0:29:20 > 0:29:21Oh, rota! Caff!
0:29:21 > 0:29:23You don't just get to decide when to turn up.
0:29:23 > 0:29:26- You not eating? - I'm not hungry.- No offence,
0:29:26 > 0:29:28but is it YOUR name above the door?
0:29:28 > 0:29:31MUSIC ON RADIO: "Forever" by HAIM
0:29:38 > 0:29:39What?
0:29:41 > 0:29:43Right, time to go watch a bit more of my soul die.
0:29:43 > 0:29:47Come on, Tam. Wha' gwan, man? It can't be that bad!
0:29:47 > 0:29:49He thinks I don't know what I'm doing. I mean,
0:29:49 > 0:29:51I've been doing this for months -
0:29:51 > 0:29:53more months than it's healthy to hold a clipboard all day.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55Yesterday, he told me to go and make him
0:29:55 > 0:29:57a cup of tea with five sugars in it.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59And I checked my job description
0:29:59 > 0:30:02and nowhere does it say anything about hot beverages.
0:30:02 > 0:30:06It doesn't say on my ID badge, "Tamwar, fetcher of tea."
0:30:06 > 0:30:08I can't wait to leave.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10- At least you've got a job, man.- Yep.
0:30:10 > 0:30:13Do you reckon there's enough in the uni fund to tell him where to go?
0:30:13 > 0:30:15Well, you know what I think?
0:30:15 > 0:30:20What I think is that to be a better employee you should turn up early.
0:30:20 > 0:30:24And then maybe you won't go on the tea run and he won't ask you
0:30:24 > 0:30:27for, like, bacon sandwich and chips as well, you know.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29So my advice would definitely be... be early.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34Great. Thank you for your invaluable advice(!)
0:30:34 > 0:30:37I'll see you at lunchtime. I'll be the one without a soul.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44HE SIGHS
0:30:54 > 0:30:55KNOCK AT DOOR
0:30:57 > 0:31:01Hiya. Don't tell me - Terry. "Big and bald," my sister said.
0:31:01 > 0:31:04The very one. And as you don't look like a Robbie, you must be Sonia.
0:31:04 > 0:31:07Yeah. Is my mum in? It's my day off. I thought I'd surprise her.
0:31:07 > 0:31:09No, she's not, sorry. In fact I shouldn't be here myself.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11I'm just picking dresses up for your sister.
0:31:11 > 0:31:15- She at the caff?- No, she's popped out. You all right, Sonia?- David.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18- You still playing the trumpet? - You still playing the field?
0:31:18 > 0:31:19TERRY CHUCKLES
0:31:19 > 0:31:21My kids are going to love you.
0:31:21 > 0:31:22Nice to see you're making friends.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24Yeah, I like your daughter.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26- He ain't my dad.- Oh, yeah, I knew that. What an idiot. Sorry.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29And before you say anything about me "being a father to her"...
0:31:29 > 0:31:32David, I'm sorry about what I said.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34I kicked off at him a bit last week.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36He has that effect on people - I wouldn't worry.
0:31:36 > 0:31:39Yeah, well, maybe I did cross the line a bit, Terry.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41Ooh, is that you apologising, David(?)
0:31:41 > 0:31:44- Don't sound so surprised.- I'd better get these back to your sister,
0:31:44 > 0:31:46- otherwise she'll think I'm trying them on. Again.- All right.
0:31:46 > 0:31:48Nice to meet you, Sonia.
0:31:48 > 0:31:51- Yeah. Yeah, and you.- See ya later. Bye, David.- See ya.- Bye.
0:31:52 > 0:31:55- He seems like a nice guy.- Ain't he just? I've got to get to work.
0:31:55 > 0:31:59- Where's Mum?- I don't know, Sonia. She woke up in a bad mood.
0:31:59 > 0:32:00She's off to buy trainers for Morgan,
0:32:00 > 0:32:02or bread rolls or something. I dunno.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05That is Mum's problem - she don't know when to stop. I've got
0:32:05 > 0:32:07a day off. I thought I could do a bit of cleaning or a bit of cooking.
0:32:07 > 0:32:10- What do you think? - Have you got the WHOLE day off?
0:32:18 > 0:32:20Yesterday - I'm sorry.
0:32:22 > 0:32:23I'm sorry you had to do that.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26You already asked him. I was just the courier.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32What happened up there, Shirl, with you and him?
0:32:37 > 0:32:39What am I supposed to do if you won't tell me?
0:32:43 > 0:32:44Are you going to bottle up?
0:32:44 > 0:32:47- Go easy on her.- She missed a shift!
0:32:47 > 0:32:49- She got us the dough.- Yeah, which she's drunk half of already.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52PHONE RINGS
0:32:52 > 0:32:53You need to go and get the car.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57If you can remember where you left it.
0:32:59 > 0:33:01You know what would really cure my hangover?
0:33:01 > 0:33:03SHE CHUCKLES
0:33:03 > 0:33:06Pedigree dog woman. Says she can come this afternoon.
0:33:06 > 0:33:09Hello? Yeah, this is Linda Carter.
0:33:11 > 0:33:12DOOR OPENS
0:33:17 > 0:33:19You got my message, then?
0:33:27 > 0:33:28Morning.
0:33:29 > 0:33:32That Masood's new look, is it? Suits him.
0:33:32 > 0:33:34Um, no, he's just ill today.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36Throwing a sickie, is he?
0:33:36 > 0:33:37Uh...
0:33:42 > 0:33:45Me and Carol, we're living over there in that house - it's...
0:33:45 > 0:33:48Well, it gets so busy, you know?
0:33:48 > 0:33:50DOOR OPENS
0:33:50 > 0:33:51All done?
0:33:51 > 0:33:52Yeah. Running like clockwork.
0:33:52 > 0:33:55Ta. Thanks. Hang on a sec.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Ta. Sweet.
0:34:05 > 0:34:09It, er, yeah, gets really busy, Nikki, you know. It's quite hard.
0:34:09 > 0:34:12Relationships. It's why I don't go in for them any more.
0:34:12 > 0:34:13No?
0:34:13 > 0:34:16Free and easy. No strings.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20I need your help, Nikki.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28She don't mean half of it. She just gets carried away.
0:34:28 > 0:34:30Why do you always defend her...
0:34:31 > 0:34:34..even when she wants you to be something that you're not?
0:34:34 > 0:34:36She won't even accept you for who you are. But still...
0:34:36 > 0:34:39still you defend her.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41Yeah, she's my mum, ain't she?
0:34:41 > 0:34:43Yeah, but that's not what I'm saying.
0:34:43 > 0:34:47Like I said, she just gets carried away.
0:34:47 > 0:34:50It don't matter what happens between us. She's my mum.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22Finished your round already?
0:35:24 > 0:35:27PHONE RINGS
0:35:30 > 0:35:32Hello?
0:35:34 > 0:35:35Look, whoever you are,
0:35:35 > 0:35:37you can't just keep calling and then not saying anything...
0:35:39 > 0:35:41Oh... No, sorry, she's not in at the moment.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43Do you want me to take a message?
0:35:45 > 0:35:47They've changed patches. You know, swapped them.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:35:49 > 0:35:52I asked them to, so I could get some overtime.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55- So everything's OK? - Yeah. Everything's fine.
0:35:56 > 0:36:00And all that stuff with the gambling and all that - it's all finished?
0:36:00 > 0:36:02Yeah. Clean as a whistle.
0:36:04 > 0:36:07Good. Good.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09Excellent. Good. Yeah, nice.
0:36:11 > 0:36:14So... So, what is this?
0:36:16 > 0:36:18You know my dad was the same?
0:36:20 > 0:36:22- You know, lie upon lie. - Yeah, all right.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24- I've seen this, Mr Mas.- OK.
0:36:24 > 0:36:26- Then cut me some slack, will you? - Fix up, then.- I am!
0:36:26 > 0:36:28Cos you know what I've got to do if you don't.
0:36:28 > 0:36:32I said... I promised I would sort this out for Tam.
0:36:32 > 0:36:36- So, you've put his money back, then, yeah?- I said I would, didn't I?
0:36:36 > 0:36:39That's why - the gambling and the overtime.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42OK, so there's more than just a few bits of paper
0:36:42 > 0:36:44and a handful of change in there?
0:36:44 > 0:36:46OK, all right.
0:36:47 > 0:36:49You know what?
0:36:50 > 0:36:54You have really got to trust me, you know?
0:36:54 > 0:36:55And why do I have to do that?
0:36:55 > 0:37:00Because I need you to. Like... Like your dad did,
0:37:00 > 0:37:02you know, when he was having it hard.
0:37:02 > 0:37:07I just need to feel that someone actually has a bit of faith in me.
0:37:11 > 0:37:12Come on, Fatboy.
0:37:14 > 0:37:15Please?
0:37:19 > 0:37:20(All right.)
0:37:30 > 0:37:31Nah, you're having a bubble!
0:37:31 > 0:37:33I read it in one of my magazines.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35You've got to stop boy dogs from doing their...
0:37:35 > 0:37:38When you've finished that, are you going to take the rubbish out?
0:37:38 > 0:37:41One shift, Linda. I missed one shift.
0:37:41 > 0:37:42- She looks so cute! - You take her out, then.
0:37:42 > 0:37:46- Wearing them?- We can't breed her if she's already up the duff, can we?
0:37:46 > 0:37:48You're taking the mick.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51Come on, Di. Good girl.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57I bet that ain't what you pictured when you fiddled the place off Phil.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59Least I ain't pulling pints in an 'airdresser's.
0:38:11 > 0:38:13Sorry, just when you think you've seen everything...
0:38:13 > 0:38:16Not that I've seen everything, or not really seen much.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19Sheltered upbringing. Is that what people are doing now with dogs?
0:38:19 > 0:38:21No, it's my mum. She wants to breed her.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23Well, I guess that'll get the boy dogs going.
0:38:23 > 0:38:25I just cannot remember where I left that haddock!
0:38:25 > 0:38:27I don't really like haddock. Or is it kippers?
0:38:27 > 0:38:31He's talking about his car.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33- Oh.- What's this, a wind-up?
0:38:33 > 0:38:36- No, unfortunately. - Tel, are you having that?
0:38:36 > 0:38:38I've already told your dog about stealing my pants!
0:38:38 > 0:38:41It's Mum's idea. No unauthorised access.
0:38:41 > 0:38:44Oh! Better get YOU a pair, then, hadn't I?
0:38:44 > 0:38:46Oh...
0:38:51 > 0:38:53TRAMP WHINES
0:38:53 > 0:38:54Abi!
0:38:55 > 0:38:57Lauren!
0:38:59 > 0:39:00TRAMP BARKS
0:39:00 > 0:39:03No. No. No way.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05You think I'm going to take you out for a walk?
0:39:05 > 0:39:07You must have gone mad.
0:39:07 > 0:39:09What, so I can stand there while you do your doggy business?
0:39:09 > 0:39:11No. Walk yourself.
0:39:11 > 0:39:12I'm sorry, I got held up.
0:39:12 > 0:39:15Have you seen them samba drummers at Pride?
0:39:15 > 0:39:17That's my head.
0:39:17 > 0:39:20MUSIC IN CAFF: "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell
0:39:21 > 0:39:23Are you all right, Mum?
0:39:23 > 0:39:25Don't worry, I've seen David.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33TV ON IN BACKGROUND
0:39:55 > 0:39:56DOOR OPENS
0:40:02 > 0:40:03What are you doing?
0:40:16 > 0:40:18Hair of the dog?
0:40:19 > 0:40:21Pedigree dog? Dog in a pie?
0:40:24 > 0:40:26I'd rather have some chips.
0:40:26 > 0:40:27Chip-shop chips?
0:40:27 > 0:40:29I'll get my coat.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33That was my escape fund. That was going to get me out of here.
0:40:33 > 0:40:35I know, I know, I know.
0:40:35 > 0:40:39- And you just thought you'd steal it and replace it with that?- I know.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42I thought you were my mate, yeah?
0:40:42 > 0:40:45- "Bro".- I am, man. Come on.
0:40:45 > 0:40:48That's months and months of saving, Fats. It's gone!
0:40:48 > 0:40:51I've got to tell you something and you ain't going to like it,
0:40:51 > 0:40:53- but I've got to tell you. - Go on, then. Tell me.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55Uh, has, er...
0:40:55 > 0:40:57- Yeah.- ..something...? - My uni fund's gone.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06I'm really disappointed in you.
0:41:09 > 0:41:11You come into our house as a guest...
0:41:11 > 0:41:12What?!
0:41:12 > 0:41:16You think I stole your money? Is that what you think, bruv?
0:41:16 > 0:41:20- You think I stole your money? - What other explanation is there, eh?
0:41:20 > 0:41:22You know what? I didn't touch this money, all right?
0:41:22 > 0:41:24I did not steal this money, all right? I...
0:41:30 > 0:41:34You know, I, er... I borrowed it, OK?
0:41:36 > 0:41:41There was... There was cash-flow problems and, er, work and...
0:41:41 > 0:41:42OK, then.
0:41:42 > 0:41:45- You didn't think you could just come and talk to me?- Yeah, you know what?
0:41:45 > 0:41:50Talking ain't that easy sometimes, eh?
0:41:56 > 0:41:59Yeah, I think you should probably move out.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02- Well I don't think that's necessary, Tam.- No?- No.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04I mean, he's not really a thief, but...
0:42:04 > 0:42:08Taking without consent. I think you'll find that's theft.
0:42:08 > 0:42:11And he's a liar. And I don't want to live with a liar.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13No, you know what? You're right, bruv.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15- No-one wants to live with a liar. - No.- No, no-one.
0:42:15 > 0:42:16Eh, Mr Mas?
0:42:24 > 0:42:25No? Was he stuck in there the entire flight?
0:42:25 > 0:42:28Yeah, the whole time. There was nothing we could do.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30- How did he get out?- Hello, Carol.
0:42:30 > 0:42:32- Wotcher.- You need to go.
0:42:32 > 0:42:34- Carol?- David's asked me to... - No, no, no, just go.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42- I'll see you later. - Yeah. Sorry, Nikki.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46I was making her a cup of tea.
0:42:46 > 0:42:50I come back here, and find you with that woman in my house.
0:42:50 > 0:42:53You always think the worst of me, don't you?
0:42:53 > 0:42:55Well, doesn't take you long to get bored, does it?
0:42:55 > 0:42:58Oh, is that what this is? Me being bored?
0:42:58 > 0:43:01Right, so what was she doing here? Was she buying another car?
0:43:02 > 0:43:04I don't think I want to tell you now.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07What, like you didn't want to tell me about Sonia?
0:43:07 > 0:43:09You just can't keep interfering, David!
0:43:09 > 0:43:12I wanted to surprise you, all right? Give you a break.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14What bit of "normal" do you not understand?
0:43:14 > 0:43:17Or is it cos you don't do normal, cos you're the great David Wicks?
0:43:17 > 0:43:18I can't win with you, can I?
0:43:18 > 0:43:21This isn't about winning. This isn't about a competition.
0:43:21 > 0:43:24I know it's not a competition!
0:43:24 > 0:43:25Look, seeing my dad yesterday, all right?
0:43:25 > 0:43:28Everybody running round after him with medicine, drink, food.
0:43:28 > 0:43:32Taking him to the toilet. I don't want to be like that.
0:43:32 > 0:43:36I've got cancer, David. Not you, not Bianca, not Sonia. But me.
0:43:37 > 0:43:40I don't want to be your precious little thing,
0:43:40 > 0:43:42all wrapped up in cotton wool.
0:43:42 > 0:43:44Right? I want to do this myself. My way.
0:43:44 > 0:43:49And I'll be there for you, I will. When you want me
0:43:49 > 0:43:53and when you don't want me, I'll be there -
0:43:53 > 0:43:54standing by your side.
0:44:00 > 0:44:02So I guess you won't want these, then?
0:44:05 > 0:44:07Nikki swung us some flights to Paris.
0:44:09 > 0:44:11I packed your bag and everything.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14I found your passport. Don't think much of your photo but...
0:44:14 > 0:44:17Did you, um... Did you have a look at the date?
0:44:17 > 0:44:18The date?
0:44:18 > 0:44:20The expiry date.
0:44:23 > 0:44:26- Sorry.- Oh, flippin' heck!
0:44:28 > 0:44:29Don't laugh.
0:44:30 > 0:44:32I'm sorry!
0:44:41 > 0:44:44Sharon. I hear you're turning it into a bar.
0:44:44 > 0:44:46Oh, word gets round!
0:44:46 > 0:44:48Yeah. It'll be lovely as a bar.
0:44:48 > 0:44:49Not a salon.
0:44:49 > 0:44:51Yeah, well, life goes on, eh?
0:44:51 > 0:44:54I suppose you might need some new staff, then?
0:44:54 > 0:44:58You know, maybe some young, well turned out, lovely nails...
0:44:58 > 0:44:59Not yet, Poppy. Sorry.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04- Sharon?- Yeah?
0:45:05 > 0:45:08Um, Dot's son, Nick.
0:45:08 > 0:45:09What about him?
0:45:09 > 0:45:12Nothing. I just saw a photo of him, you know.
0:45:12 > 0:45:15It made me think. She never really talks about him, does she?
0:45:17 > 0:45:21Well, he, um... He had a problem with drugs.
0:45:21 > 0:45:24He'd do anything to get money out of her.
0:45:24 > 0:45:25Broke her heart with his lies.
0:45:25 > 0:45:28She always took him back, though. Catch you later.
0:45:32 > 0:45:34Do you ever think about Zsa Zsa?
0:45:34 > 0:45:36Where the dooby-doo's that come from?
0:45:36 > 0:45:40- D'you miss her?- I have called her, you know. She does know we're here.
0:45:40 > 0:45:42She don't want to know.
0:45:44 > 0:45:46Let's be honest. She hates my guts.
0:45:49 > 0:45:52Is this about Dad? Has he said something about me?
0:45:52 > 0:45:54It's not about Dad.
0:45:54 > 0:45:55Has he said something about Mum?
0:45:55 > 0:45:57Nothing that he hasn't said before.
0:46:00 > 0:46:02Did he mention Aunt Babe?
0:46:02 > 0:46:03Why? What's she done?
0:46:03 > 0:46:06I don't know. But he was really funny about her.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12Do you keep in touch with her?
0:46:12 > 0:46:14No, I ain't seen her in years.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16- Shall we call her?- No.
0:46:16 > 0:46:19- Go see her?- No.- Come on, the family'd be back together again.
0:46:21 > 0:46:23She'll only talk about Mum.
0:46:25 > 0:46:26But that'd be nice.
0:46:26 > 0:46:30I said no, Tina. And I don't want any more surprises.
0:46:36 > 0:46:38Is that what this is about, then, yeah?
0:46:38 > 0:46:41- Are you worrying about Aunt Babe? - I was just asking.
0:46:48 > 0:46:49Me and Zsa Zsa...
0:46:51 > 0:46:54I just got off my head and watched while she brought herself up.
0:46:58 > 0:47:01And wherever she is right now, I wish her well.
0:47:04 > 0:47:06But the past is the past, yeah?
0:47:09 > 0:47:11And this is my family, here.
0:47:12 > 0:47:14With Queen Linda ruling the roost?
0:47:15 > 0:47:18Yeah, well, her and Mick have been together for years.
0:47:18 > 0:47:21Then they had three kids. And now they've got us.
0:47:23 > 0:47:25When we was little 'uns, you was the mum.
0:47:25 > 0:47:28Then it was Aunt Babe. And now, we've got...
0:47:40 > 0:47:44Just so you know, I done that for Tam, all right?
0:47:44 > 0:47:47- I did not do that for you. - Yeah. Thank you.
0:47:47 > 0:47:48I know what it feels like, don't I,
0:47:48 > 0:47:51when you find out your dad ain't the man you think he is?
0:47:51 > 0:47:53And right now my boy has lost enough.
0:47:53 > 0:47:55- Where are you going to go? - Like you care(!)
0:47:55 > 0:47:58What you need to do is you need to sort yourself out.
0:47:58 > 0:48:01Talk to him. Tell him everything.
0:48:02 > 0:48:04He will understand.
0:48:13 > 0:48:15Empty house.
0:48:15 > 0:48:17We could go upstairs.
0:48:33 > 0:48:35Go wee.
0:48:35 > 0:48:37HE CHUCKLES
0:48:37 > 0:48:39Oh, my days! You do not respect your dog's life.
0:48:39 > 0:48:43Well, you obviously don't recognise high fashion when you see it.
0:48:43 > 0:48:45High fashion? Not if your dog's walking around in thongs.
0:48:45 > 0:48:48If you think that's a thong, you ain't seen much girls' underwear.
0:48:48 > 0:48:50I've seen plenty girls in their underwear.
0:48:50 > 0:48:52No, I mean in person, not pay-per-view online.
0:48:52 > 0:48:54How have you got your dog walking round in a nappy though?
0:48:54 > 0:48:56Ain't that embarrassing?
0:48:56 > 0:48:57She is on heat.
0:48:57 > 0:49:00Ain't you embarrassed, walking round with that face?
0:49:00 > 0:49:02Why don't you put your dog in a bag like Paris Hilton does?
0:49:02 > 0:49:04Why don't you just shut up?
0:49:04 > 0:49:06Stand there much longer, she might think you're a tree.
0:49:06 > 0:49:08Look, I'm going to go and get a coffee, yeah.
0:49:08 > 0:49:10- And?- All right, suit yourself.
0:49:11 > 0:49:12Come on.
0:49:14 > 0:49:15Two sugars, yeah?
0:49:34 > 0:49:36Do you want some lunch?
0:49:39 > 0:49:41No, I should get back to work.
0:49:53 > 0:49:55HE SIGHS
0:50:24 > 0:50:26Serious things, though. You want to be a soldier?
0:50:26 > 0:50:28Yeah. Got a problem with that?
0:50:28 > 0:50:30No. I mean, not if you're going to walk around like Lara Croft.
0:50:30 > 0:50:32Shut up! I mean a proper soldier.
0:50:32 > 0:50:35- I swear down, next time I'll actually knock you out.- In your dreams.
0:50:35 > 0:50:37- You're not knocking out no-one. - Sounds more like in YOUR dreams!
0:50:37 > 0:50:40- Never know. So, why don't you? - What, knock you out again?
0:50:40 > 0:50:42No. Become a soldier.
0:50:43 > 0:50:45Same old, innit? Just met a boy.
0:50:46 > 0:50:49You know they've got these mad machines in the Army now, though,
0:50:49 > 0:50:52innit? Like half boat, half car. Massive bazookas sticking out...
0:50:52 > 0:50:55- Massive bazookas? Are you back on Lara Croft? That's a bit sexist.- No!
0:50:58 > 0:51:00Has that always been your thing, then? Cars?
0:51:00 > 0:51:03Mm-hm. Cars, motorbikes, trucks.
0:51:03 > 0:51:05You are such a boy!
0:51:05 > 0:51:06Says soldier girl over there.
0:51:06 > 0:51:08Thought I was Paris Hilton a minute ago.
0:51:10 > 0:51:12What?
0:51:12 > 0:51:13Nothing.
0:51:13 > 0:51:15What?
0:51:15 > 0:51:16Nothing.
0:51:18 > 0:51:20No!
0:51:20 > 0:51:22Yes, Tramp!
0:51:22 > 0:51:25No, don't call again. No! Never!
0:51:25 > 0:51:28Look, Nick, your mum does not want to see you, OK?
0:51:30 > 0:51:32DISCONNECTION TONE
0:51:34 > 0:51:35Nick?
0:51:38 > 0:51:39Lady Di!
0:51:39 > 0:51:40- Tramp!- It ain't funny.
0:51:40 > 0:51:44- You are punching above your weight, boy!- My mum is going to kill me!
0:51:44 > 0:51:46- How's she going to find out? - She wants her pedigree.
0:51:46 > 0:51:48- Di likes it rough. - Can you get him off her, please?
0:51:48 > 0:51:51I'm trying but I've never had to break up no doggie-doggie before!
0:51:51 > 0:51:53I mean, come on... Nance?
0:51:54 > 0:51:56Nancy, what are you doing?
0:51:56 > 0:51:57Eh, stop it, man, it's not funny.
0:51:57 > 0:51:59TRAMP GROWLS
0:52:00 > 0:52:02We should have another karaoke!
0:52:02 > 0:52:05I'll put my sequins on, get everyone in to see the refurb.
0:52:05 > 0:52:07Yes, Johnny, you could do your Girls Aloud.
0:52:07 > 0:52:09Johnny, I'll do your shift at lunchtime. I owe you one.
0:52:09 > 0:52:12- You don't have to.- Lunchtime don't count the same as an evening shift.
0:52:12 > 0:52:14Then I'll work tonight as well.
0:52:14 > 0:52:16As long as you don't mind changing the rota.
0:52:16 > 0:52:19That... That seems fair.
0:52:19 > 0:52:21Anyway, I've been thinking.
0:52:21 > 0:52:23Last time you done some thinking,
0:52:23 > 0:52:25we nearly ended up selling dogs in pastry.
0:52:25 > 0:52:26- Linda!- As I was saying,
0:52:26 > 0:52:28I've been thinking.
0:52:28 > 0:52:31- Now you either give me my cash back...- YOUR cash?!
0:52:33 > 0:52:35Well, I was the one that got it.
0:52:37 > 0:52:39As I was saying,
0:52:39 > 0:52:41you either give me my cash back
0:52:41 > 0:52:42or...
0:52:44 > 0:52:45..put my name above the door.
0:52:59 > 0:53:01I'm here, Nance, don't worry.
0:53:11 > 0:53:14DOG BARKS
0:53:14 > 0:53:16You're going to be all right.
0:53:16 > 0:53:19You'll be fine, OK?
0:53:22 > 0:53:24YOU got the cash for us.
0:53:24 > 0:53:25Yeah.
0:53:28 > 0:53:29Don't be like this, Shirl.
0:53:29 > 0:53:32I knew she'd cause trouble. I said so, didn't I?
0:53:32 > 0:53:34Look, this is our pub. There's no way she's going to do this.
0:53:34 > 0:53:38- Let's sit down and we'll talk about it.- There's nothing to talk about!
0:53:38 > 0:53:40One word - that's all she needs to hear. One word...
0:53:40 > 0:53:42no.
0:53:42 > 0:53:45Things are good - we're all back together. Don't ruin it.
0:53:45 > 0:53:47I'm not being a skivvy no more.
0:53:47 > 0:53:51I either get a slice of this or me and the cash will disappear.
0:53:51 > 0:53:52Tell her, Mick.
0:53:55 > 0:53:56L...
0:53:56 > 0:53:57Don't you dare.
0:54:00 > 0:54:01I'm not backing down.
0:54:07 > 0:54:08I'll be in the caff.
0:54:15 > 0:54:17You didn't take a number - what if he doesn't call back?
0:54:17 > 0:54:19- We don't want him to. - Well, Dot might.
0:54:19 > 0:54:21Fats, he's bad news, OK? Everyone has said so.
0:54:21 > 0:54:24- Sharon was saying earlier... - That doesn't matter, OK?
0:54:24 > 0:54:27- It's not your call. - Excuse me for caring.
0:54:27 > 0:54:31No. No, listen... Caring? OK, all right, that's cool.
0:54:31 > 0:54:35- But making decisions for other people - that is not so cool.- Look, just cos you don't agree with me,
0:54:35 > 0:54:38- don't mean I'm the one that's in the wrong.- Oh, you are so controlling.
0:54:38 > 0:54:41- What?- I'm just saying, you need to let people live their own lives.
0:54:41 > 0:54:43If I'm so controlling, why have you moved in?
0:54:43 > 0:54:45Because Tam kicked me out, didn't he?
0:54:45 > 0:54:47Oh, right, OK, there was me thinking
0:54:47 > 0:54:50- that you actually wanted to be with me.- Babe, come on...- Great.
0:54:50 > 0:54:55- All right, let's not do this, please.- You're the one that started this.- Yeah, I know, but I was just...
0:54:55 > 0:54:58I was just thinking that we're a team, yeah?
0:54:58 > 0:55:01So there shouldn't be any secrets, all right?
0:55:01 > 0:55:03And we should talk things through together
0:55:03 > 0:55:06before making crazy decisions on our own.
0:55:06 > 0:55:08- Crazy?- I don't mean crazy, all right?
0:55:08 > 0:55:13What I mean is that we should tell each other everything, yeah?
0:55:13 > 0:55:15And work stuff out. Together.
0:55:18 > 0:55:19- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:55:19 > 0:55:21Come here.
0:55:28 > 0:55:29Nance?
0:55:30 > 0:55:34Nance, listen, a mate of mine had a fit during football once.
0:55:34 > 0:55:36And my teacher showed us what to do if anything happened.
0:55:36 > 0:55:39Listen, just relax, yeah? This is epilepsy, right?
0:55:41 > 0:55:43All right. Do you fit all the time or is it just now?
0:55:43 > 0:55:46DOG BARKS
0:55:46 > 0:55:48I'll need you to lie down so I can call an ambulance, all right?
0:55:48 > 0:55:51- No, no, no, no.- Listen, Nancy, I need you to relax
0:55:51 > 0:55:53- so I can call an ambulance. - Why is she so muddy?
0:55:53 > 0:55:57- Well, cos they was having it away before you started. Can you just...? - You can't tell anyone about this.
0:55:57 > 0:56:00- All right, I won't.- The dogs or the fit... You can't.- OK.
0:56:02 > 0:56:03Look, where are you going?
0:56:08 > 0:56:10Oh, well. You may not be in Paris,
0:56:10 > 0:56:12but you ain't lifting a finger tonight.
0:56:12 > 0:56:14I am going to cook you something really special.
0:56:14 > 0:56:16I'll go shopping, I'll cook it,
0:56:16 > 0:56:18and I'll wash it all up afterwards. The lot.
0:56:18 > 0:56:19PHONE RINGS
0:56:19 > 0:56:20Sounds perfect.
0:56:23 > 0:56:24Oh, it's Max.
0:56:26 > 0:56:28Oh! Max?
0:56:30 > 0:56:31What, now?
0:56:33 > 0:56:36Well, it don't sound like I've got a choice, do I?
0:56:36 > 0:56:39All right, yeah, you do. Bye, mate.
0:56:39 > 0:56:42- You got to go to work? - Yeah. Never mind.
0:56:42 > 0:56:44- Hey, hey, listen... - We can still get dinner.
0:56:44 > 0:56:45I'll go shopping.
0:56:45 > 0:56:48So that we spend more time together.
0:56:52 > 0:56:55- Can I get a couple of them Chelsea buns, please.- Yeah.
0:56:55 > 0:56:57I'll just be sitting over there...
0:57:08 > 0:57:11OK, are you going to stop being a stubborn little mare and talk to me?
0:57:11 > 0:57:15I've already told you. I'm not being cheap labour for you and Linda any more.
0:57:18 > 0:57:19And now the truth?
0:57:19 > 0:57:20Here we go.
0:57:24 > 0:57:27I can't help you if you don't tell me what's up.
0:57:31 > 0:57:34I know talking to Dad took a lot of balls, Shirl.
0:57:36 > 0:57:41- I'm very grateful.- I don't care about him, you, Linda, Tina...
0:57:41 > 0:57:44I want to be part of that place. It's my pub too.
0:57:44 > 0:57:46Course it is. It's a family business.
0:57:46 > 0:57:48A family business with your name above the door.
0:57:48 > 0:57:50Leaving me with no rights.
0:57:50 > 0:57:52I came here with an olive branch.
0:57:52 > 0:57:54No, you came here with two Chelsea buns
0:57:54 > 0:57:57and not a hope in hell of changing my mind.
0:58:15 > 0:58:17HE SIGHS
0:58:22 > 0:58:24Oh! Oh, no.
0:58:24 > 0:58:26Whoa. Let me.
0:58:26 > 0:58:29- They're useless, these bags. - Hang on.- Thanks.
0:58:29 > 0:58:31Ouch!
0:58:31 > 0:58:33You all right? Oh, no...
0:58:33 > 0:58:36- It's nothing.- No, no, no, you'll have to get that cleaned up.
0:58:36 > 0:58:39- No, I'm fine. Really.- Come on, come back to me. I insist.
0:58:39 > 0:58:40Come on.
0:58:42 > 0:58:43Sorry, it's a bit of a mess.
0:58:52 > 0:58:54Managed to talk some sense into that sister of yours?
0:58:54 > 0:58:56She's my sister, L. It's not easy.
0:58:56 > 0:58:59"Shirley, you ain't getting a share of this pub." End of.
0:58:59 > 0:59:02- I need to tread carefully.- We've worked hard for all this, Mick.
0:59:02 > 0:59:04I ain't going to let her ruin it.
0:59:04 > 0:59:05DOG PANTS
0:59:05 > 0:59:07Er, excuse me...
0:59:11 > 0:59:14What you been up to - mud wrestling?
0:59:14 > 0:59:16- Fell over.- You're covered... - It'll wash off.
0:59:16 > 0:59:18What's happened?
0:59:18 > 0:59:19Um...
0:59:21 > 0:59:23All right, it was the dogs.
0:59:23 > 0:59:25Look, Mum, I'm really sorry.
0:59:25 > 0:59:28I literally turned my back for like two seconds and they were at it.
0:59:28 > 0:59:30- Who were?- Lady Di and this other dog.- What?!
0:59:30 > 0:59:33I'll have to cancel the stud appointment.
0:59:33 > 0:59:35I told you to keep a close eye!
0:59:35 > 0:59:37- You stupid, stupid... - Linda, we haven't finished...
0:59:37 > 0:59:39- I'll have to call her and explain... - ..talking...
0:59:39 > 0:59:41Don't you walk away from me, young lady!
0:59:41 > 0:59:43You look exhausted.
0:59:43 > 0:59:47Yeah. Sleep's not my friend at the moment.
0:59:47 > 0:59:49That's not like you.
0:59:50 > 0:59:53You'd be surprised at the "me" nowadays.
0:59:54 > 0:59:55Tell me.
0:59:59 > 1:00:02We've all got problems, Mas.
1:00:02 > 1:00:04Yeah? What's your problem?
1:00:05 > 1:00:07Seems OK to me.
1:00:07 > 1:00:08Don't be so sure.
1:00:14 > 1:00:16Mas, no. No, no, Mas!
1:00:16 > 1:00:18Carol, please, I need you right now.
1:00:18 > 1:00:21It was just bad timing. We could try again, please...
1:00:21 > 1:00:23Go home, Mas. Please.
1:00:36 > 1:00:40I've been pretending to Tam I've been going to work for the past two weeks and I haven't.
1:00:40 > 1:00:42I've got a letter sitting at home saying that I've been suspended
1:00:42 > 1:00:44and I've got to go in for an interview.
1:00:44 > 1:00:47Well, he'll understand.
1:00:47 > 1:00:49And I stole from him.
1:00:51 > 1:00:53What did you steal?
1:00:53 > 1:00:55His uni fund savings.
1:00:57 > 1:01:00I gambled it and I lost it all.
1:01:00 > 1:01:02This isn't you. This doesn't make any sense.
1:01:02 > 1:01:04- You have to tell him.- I can't.
1:01:04 > 1:01:07You have to tell Tam. You can't carry on like this.
1:01:07 > 1:01:10It'll kill you. You have to go home and speak to Tam.
1:01:39 > 1:01:41Mum's doing my nut in.
1:01:41 > 1:01:43Where is she?
1:01:43 > 1:01:44On the phone to the dog people.
1:01:46 > 1:01:48- You all right, Nance?- Yeah.
1:01:48 > 1:01:49What do you want?!
1:01:49 > 1:01:51It's a pub. What are you drinking?
1:01:51 > 1:01:53I'm fine, thanks. I'm not stopping, actually.
1:01:53 > 1:01:55I only came to give you this.
1:01:57 > 1:01:59- You sure you're all right? - Yes. Why wouldn't I be?
1:01:59 > 1:02:01- Well... - How do you know it was hers?
1:02:01 > 1:02:03The travel card?
1:02:03 > 1:02:05I bumped into him in the park.
1:02:05 > 1:02:07So why didn't you just give it straight back?
1:02:07 > 1:02:08Er...she...
1:02:08 > 1:02:11Just seems funny, didn't it, that you'd pocket it,
1:02:11 > 1:02:13but you just wouldn't hand it straight over.
1:02:13 > 1:02:15- I thought that was my one. - It was his dog with Lady Di.
1:02:17 > 1:02:19Sure it weren't just the dogs that were at it?!
1:02:19 > 1:02:21Why would you say that? That's disgusting.
1:02:21 > 1:02:25You're covered in mud, you've been gone for ages, he turns up looking a little bit sheepish.
1:02:25 > 1:02:28You going to tell me what's going on or am I going to beat it out of him?
1:02:29 > 1:02:32- All right, I had a fit. - You what?- See?- Are you OK?
1:02:32 > 1:02:35She's fine, all right? I looked after her.
1:02:35 > 1:02:36Upstairs. Now.
1:02:38 > 1:02:39Tin, watch the bar.
1:02:44 > 1:02:48Anything else? You know, it's a shame that we don't do smiles, you know.
1:02:48 > 1:02:50Cos you could do with one.
1:02:50 > 1:02:52Youth. Man, it's wasted on them.
1:02:53 > 1:02:55Tam.
1:02:55 > 1:02:58- You seen my dad?- No, sorry, man. Oi, lis...
1:02:58 > 1:03:02Right, you've got your job to do and I've got my rum to drink. See you.
1:03:02 > 1:03:03See you.
1:03:06 > 1:03:08- You OK?- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:03:08 > 1:03:10You know what? No.
1:03:11 > 1:03:15So, Tam's kicked me out and I've moved back in with Dot.
1:03:15 > 1:03:20- So yeah.- Oh. Moved in with the girlfriend. That's exciting.
1:03:20 > 1:03:22You'd think so, innit?
1:03:22 > 1:03:24Problems?
1:03:24 > 1:03:27More than I thought. Listen, why did you kiss me?
1:03:29 > 1:03:32- I don't know. Why did you kiss me? - I don't know.
1:03:32 > 1:03:34It's just been weird since me and Poppy have been back together.
1:03:34 > 1:03:36I'm sorry.
1:03:36 > 1:03:37I just don't know what to do.
1:03:37 > 1:03:39You've just got to trust your feelings.
1:03:39 > 1:03:42If it's not right, you'll know.
1:03:42 > 1:03:45But if it's guilt you're feeling, then just forget about it.
1:03:45 > 1:03:46It was just a stupid kiss.
1:03:46 > 1:03:48What kiss?
1:03:51 > 1:03:53YOU kissed someone?
1:03:53 > 1:03:56No, I didn't...
1:03:56 > 1:03:59HE MUMBLES
1:03:59 > 1:04:01Pops, wait...
1:04:04 > 1:04:06Pops, babe!
1:04:06 > 1:04:11I just don't understand why you and Mum always have to freak out.
1:04:11 > 1:04:13It's because you're our little girl.
1:04:15 > 1:04:18You're hard as nails, but you're still our little girl.
1:04:21 > 1:04:23You don't have to be tough all the time.
1:04:23 > 1:04:25No-one is.
1:04:26 > 1:04:28Yeah, but if it wasn't for this stupid condition,
1:04:28 > 1:04:31I'd be in the Army now, wouldn't I?
1:04:31 > 1:04:36Yep, and you would have made a top soldier,
1:04:36 > 1:04:38but I'm glad you didn't get in.
1:04:41 > 1:04:43I need you around me, Nance.
1:04:43 > 1:04:46I don't want you to go anywhere, OK?
1:04:50 > 1:04:51Have you farted?
1:04:51 > 1:04:53Yeah.
1:04:54 > 1:04:56Is it someone I know?
1:04:59 > 1:05:00It is.
1:05:03 > 1:05:05Is that why you were talking to Denise?
1:05:05 > 1:05:07What? No...
1:05:07 > 1:05:12All right, look, what really matters here is that it was a mistake,
1:05:12 > 1:05:14all right? And that I'm sorry, babe.
1:05:14 > 1:05:17So hang on a minute, you're happy to talk to Denise about it, but not me?
1:05:17 > 1:05:20- No, baby, please...- Since when did you and her get so chummy anyway?
1:05:24 > 1:05:25Denise?
1:05:32 > 1:05:34I don't know how, all right?
1:05:36 > 1:05:39Or why... I just know she was upset about Ian, all right,
1:05:39 > 1:05:44and so, I went to see if she was OK and she kissed me, all right?
1:05:44 > 1:05:47But...I kissed her back.
1:05:47 > 1:05:49And I am sorry for that, babe.
1:05:55 > 1:05:57Was it just the once?
1:05:57 > 1:05:58Yeah.
1:05:59 > 1:06:01Anything else happen?
1:06:01 > 1:06:02No.
1:06:14 > 1:06:15Erm...
1:06:20 > 1:06:22There was a time ages, ages ago...
1:06:22 > 1:06:26before me and you and before her and Ian.
1:06:28 > 1:06:29And...
1:06:32 > 1:06:33..we slept together.
1:06:33 > 1:06:37All right, this is before I was even looking at you, babe.
1:06:37 > 1:06:40But this time, all right, I swear it was just a kiss.
1:06:42 > 1:06:45Babe... Babe...
1:06:45 > 1:06:46Come on, babe...
1:06:46 > 1:06:49Baby, where are you going, all right?
1:06:49 > 1:06:51We need to talk about this, OK?
1:06:51 > 1:06:53Babe, you can't just leave!
1:06:53 > 1:06:54Pops?
1:06:54 > 1:06:57Don't. Don't even think about following me.
1:07:00 > 1:07:02Where've you been?
1:07:02 > 1:07:04Well, you got legs - why didn't you come and find me?
1:07:04 > 1:07:06- I wonder.- I've come to pack.
1:07:06 > 1:07:10Ah! Yeah, that's right, you're leaving cos you don't really care about family, do you?
1:07:10 > 1:07:12Dad give this to you, did he?
1:07:14 > 1:07:15Have you called him?
1:07:17 > 1:07:20- None of your business. - Is that where you're heading?
1:07:20 > 1:07:23Shouldn't you go and see him cos he's your son,
1:07:23 > 1:07:25not cos you've got nowhere else to go?
1:07:29 > 1:07:30I haven't rung him.
1:07:30 > 1:07:35He's playing you, Dad. He knows exactly what buttons to press.
1:07:35 > 1:07:39- He's jealous.- Save your psychology for someone who's got more than one GCSE, yeah?
1:07:39 > 1:07:43He hates the fact his three kids are together and he's not.
1:07:43 > 1:07:44What did he say?
1:07:47 > 1:07:50- Nothing that I didn't know already. - What did he say to you?!
1:07:50 > 1:07:53He said that I would never be part of your family.
1:07:53 > 1:07:55He said that I'd always be an outsider.
1:07:55 > 1:07:59And d'you know what? For once, he wasn't talking rubbish.
1:07:59 > 1:08:03Well, you are part of this family and we do want you to stay.
1:08:03 > 1:08:08On your terms, at arm's length. Nothing too permanent.
1:08:08 > 1:08:12Cos I'm too much of a risk, aren't I, Mick?
1:08:12 > 1:08:14I don't blame you.
1:08:14 > 1:08:16I wouldn't trust me either.
1:08:18 > 1:08:20Is that what you think?
1:08:20 > 1:08:23I didn't fight hard enough.
1:08:23 > 1:08:26I watched them take you away and I didn't fight.
1:08:26 > 1:08:28Fighting would have made absolutely no difference.
1:08:28 > 1:08:33The only person who should feel guilty about letting us down is Dad.
1:08:33 > 1:08:36I've never blamed you. And nor has Tina.
1:08:38 > 1:08:43We're your family. We always have and always will be.
1:08:43 > 1:08:45But it's not happy families, is it, Mick?
1:08:46 > 1:08:49Cos Linda is going to make you choose...
1:08:50 > 1:08:52..and we all know where this is going.
1:08:54 > 1:08:58I can't promise you that I can change Linda's mind. I will try.
1:08:59 > 1:09:02But what I can promise you is that
1:09:02 > 1:09:05whether you're a licensee or not, you are one of us.
1:09:05 > 1:09:10So just let me talk to her one more time. Just give me one more chance.
1:09:11 > 1:09:12Please.
1:09:35 > 1:09:38I always thought you were too good for Ian.
1:09:39 > 1:09:44Couldn't work out why you were with him, but now it makes sense.
1:09:46 > 1:09:48Yeah, OK.
1:09:48 > 1:09:50If you've got something to say, just say it.
1:09:50 > 1:09:52What have YOU got to say, Denise?
1:09:55 > 1:09:57"I'm sorry for kissing your boyfriend"?
1:09:59 > 1:10:02"I'm sorry for sleeping with your boyfriend"?
1:10:07 > 1:10:11OK, look, we were both single.
1:10:12 > 1:10:16And as for the kiss, it was just a drunken mistake.
1:10:16 > 1:10:18Keep making mistakes with Fats though, don't you?
1:10:18 > 1:10:20- Oh, grow up, Poppy.- Me grow up?
1:10:20 > 1:10:23Look, you're lucky to have him. He's a decent bloke.
1:10:23 > 1:10:27And so what? He's messed up, but when you do eventually grow up,
1:10:27 > 1:10:30you'll realise that people do that occasionally.
1:10:30 > 1:10:33Happily ever after, darling - it don't exist unless you work at it.
1:10:33 > 1:10:39- No, you cheated with my boyfriend and now you're having a go at me? - All right, OK. OK.
1:10:39 > 1:10:43You can make this into something bigger and lose him
1:10:43 > 1:10:46or you can deal with it like an adult.
1:10:49 > 1:10:55Life ain't all fluffy and perfect.
1:10:55 > 1:10:58And the sooner you realise that, darling...
1:10:59 > 1:11:02..the better chance you stand of being happy.
1:11:14 > 1:11:17- Quite a hottie, that Dexter, if you ask me.- He's an idiot.
1:11:17 > 1:11:20An idiot who did a pretty good job of looking after you earlier.
1:11:20 > 1:11:22If he hadn't been there...
1:11:22 > 1:11:25Excuse me, love, can I have a couple of teas and a two doughnuts, please?
1:11:25 > 1:11:28- You have to order at the counter. - I work here.- So you know, then?
1:11:28 > 1:11:30Then you'll know about the staff discount, won't you?
1:11:30 > 1:11:33Otherwise, why else would I be here on my afternoon off?
1:11:33 > 1:11:35To try it on? I'm Sonia, by the way. Carol's daughter.
1:11:35 > 1:11:37I'm covering for her.
1:11:41 > 1:11:42Stuck-up cow.
1:11:42 > 1:11:43LOUD BEEPING
1:11:43 > 1:11:45Oh, God, sorry.
1:11:45 > 1:11:47SHE COUGHS
1:11:47 > 1:11:50I know I like mine well done, but that's pushing it.
1:11:50 > 1:11:51I don't know why I bother.
1:11:51 > 1:11:53Oh, dear.
1:11:54 > 1:11:56Have a nice relaxing afternoon, did you?
1:11:56 > 1:11:59I went to get some bits for dinner but you've beaten me to it.
1:11:59 > 1:12:01All on your own, were you?
1:12:03 > 1:12:05You saw Masood?
1:12:05 > 1:12:08He cut his finger. I cleaned it up.
1:12:08 > 1:12:10He's in a bit of a state.
1:12:10 > 1:12:12You don't stop caring for somebody just cos you've split up.
1:12:12 > 1:12:15- Clearly.- He's a mess. He's losing it.
1:12:15 > 1:12:18If I'm honest, it's partly my fault.
1:12:18 > 1:12:21- Carol, you've got enough on your plate without worrying about his problems.- I'm fine.
1:12:21 > 1:12:23No, you're not fine.
1:12:23 > 1:12:28For once in your life, this is all about you, isn't it?
1:12:28 > 1:12:31Let me look after you. Please.
1:12:32 > 1:12:34- All over?- Yes.
1:12:36 > 1:12:40I know what she's asking is crazy.
1:12:40 > 1:12:42It's because she's scared.
1:12:42 > 1:12:44Shirley? Scared?
1:12:45 > 1:12:49She's scared that she hasn't got nothing.
1:12:49 > 1:12:53Dad's got into her nut, he's made her feel like an outsider,
1:12:53 > 1:12:55made her feel like she's not wanted.
1:12:55 > 1:12:57So we just hand our business over?
1:12:57 > 1:12:59What's wrong with a bunch of flowers?
1:12:59 > 1:13:01She's never really belonged, you know.
1:13:03 > 1:13:06I don't want her to feel like that any more.
1:13:08 > 1:13:10You're asking too much.
1:13:10 > 1:13:13If you're not going to think of our family, fine.
1:13:14 > 1:13:15But I am.
1:13:18 > 1:13:20Please don't make me choose.
1:13:22 > 1:13:24It shouldn't be a choice.
1:13:31 > 1:13:32D'you know what?
1:13:34 > 1:13:36All this...
1:13:36 > 1:13:41none of it matters if you're not happy, L.
1:13:41 > 1:13:43What you saying?
1:13:44 > 1:13:46I'm saying we walk.
1:13:48 > 1:13:50I'm saying we just... We can start again somewhere else.
1:13:50 > 1:13:52We're good at that.
1:13:55 > 1:14:01I will always choose you, L. Always.
1:14:06 > 1:14:08DOOR CLOSES
1:14:12 > 1:14:15I wanted to come and find you, but you said not to, so...
1:14:24 > 1:14:26I know it's only your second favourite,
1:14:26 > 1:14:28but they were out of choc-mint, so.
1:14:35 > 1:14:36OK, right. Um...
1:14:39 > 1:14:41I know you're the one that messed up...
1:14:43 > 1:14:46..and this is going to take a bit of time.
1:14:48 > 1:14:49But we can get through this.
1:14:52 > 1:14:54Life ain't always perfect, is it?
1:14:54 > 1:14:57You know, we've got to deal with this like grown-ups.
1:14:57 > 1:14:59You know, relationships have got to be worked at.
1:14:59 > 1:15:02- Yeah... Baby...- No, wait. Just let me talk, OK?
1:15:02 > 1:15:04I...
1:15:06 > 1:15:10I want you to know that...
1:15:11 > 1:15:14..however difficult this will be for me,
1:15:14 > 1:15:16I will forgive you.
1:15:16 > 1:15:19I'm not going to lie - it's not going to be easy -
1:15:19 > 1:15:25but I reckon if we make a fresh start, move someplace else,
1:15:25 > 1:15:27then we're going to be OK.
1:15:28 > 1:15:30- Move?- Yeah.
1:15:30 > 1:15:34Yeah, to somewhere where there's no gossip, all right?
1:15:34 > 1:15:36A new adventure for us.
1:15:36 > 1:15:39You know, it's kind of exciting when you think about it.
1:15:41 > 1:15:42No.
1:15:44 > 1:15:45No what?
1:15:47 > 1:15:51I'm sorry, Poppy, all right, but...
1:15:53 > 1:15:55..I can't do this any more, babe.
1:16:06 > 1:16:08PHONE CHIMES
1:16:16 > 1:16:17Have you seen my dad?
1:16:17 > 1:16:20Yeah, he's heading back to your place.
1:16:20 > 1:16:21Cheers.
1:16:23 > 1:16:26You cheated on me, all right? You're not allowed to dump me, Fats!
1:16:26 > 1:16:27You're not allowed to...!
1:16:29 > 1:16:32You know what? You're just upset, all right?
1:16:32 > 1:16:35You're just upset because of what happened earlier, baby.
1:16:35 > 1:16:38- No.- I'll change, yeah? I'll stop being so bossy.
1:16:38 > 1:16:41- I can, baby...- No, baby, I don't want you to change, all right?
1:16:41 > 1:16:46I don't want you to change. You...you are lovely, all right?
1:16:46 > 1:16:50You are kind. You are considerate. You...
1:16:50 > 1:16:51You are great.
1:16:55 > 1:16:57It's just we're not.
1:17:01 > 1:17:03No.
1:17:06 > 1:17:07No!
1:17:09 > 1:17:11Don't...
1:17:11 > 1:17:13Please, OK, please...
1:17:21 > 1:17:23No, I can't stay here.
1:17:23 > 1:17:27- I'm already packed, babe. - No, I mean Walford.
1:17:27 > 1:17:28What?
1:17:28 > 1:17:33I can't walk around with everybody knowing. I can't, Fats.
1:17:33 > 1:17:37Baby, I'm the one that's going to get it, all right?
1:17:37 > 1:17:40Babe, you can't leave... You can't leave!
1:17:42 > 1:17:45Dad, where have you been? I've been looking for you everywhere.
1:17:47 > 1:17:49Um...
1:17:49 > 1:17:50I've got something...
1:17:53 > 1:17:55I need to tell you something...
1:17:56 > 1:17:58I'm sorry, Tam. I've lied to you.
1:17:58 > 1:18:01Yeah, I know you've not been going to work.
1:18:01 > 1:18:02You knew?
1:18:02 > 1:18:04They called.
1:18:04 > 1:18:07They wanted to check you knew when the suspension hearing was.
1:18:08 > 1:18:10Well...
1:18:10 > 1:18:13I'm...I'm sorry.
1:18:15 > 1:18:17I don't know what's happening to me...
1:18:19 > 1:18:21You're just going through a bad patch.
1:18:21 > 1:18:24I...I really need to tell you...
1:18:24 > 1:18:27Dad, you don't need to. I'm your son.
1:18:27 > 1:18:29You don't have to explain yourself to me, OK?
1:18:29 > 1:18:31It doesn't work that way round.
1:18:36 > 1:18:38I'm sorry.
1:18:48 > 1:18:50I'm sorry I didn't get to say goodbye, Mrs Branning.
1:18:52 > 1:18:55You've always been so kind to me, I...
1:18:55 > 1:18:57I'm sorry.
1:18:57 > 1:19:00I'll try and give you a call back later. Bye.
1:19:25 > 1:19:28Reckon I'll have another vodka in there.
1:19:28 > 1:19:30You actually going to pay for this one?
1:19:30 > 1:19:31Where is she?
1:19:37 > 1:19:40It's all right, Mick. I actually came in for a drink this time, yeah?
1:19:40 > 1:19:42I wanted to say thank you for...
1:19:42 > 1:19:44For what? It's nothing, man - don't worry about it.
1:19:44 > 1:19:46No. I owe you one.
1:19:46 > 1:19:48Owe me one, yeah?
1:19:48 > 1:19:50I'm talking about a drink, don't get excited.
1:19:54 > 1:19:58I meant everything I said earlier about you being one of us.
1:19:58 > 1:20:01Strength in numbers, I reckon.
1:20:01 > 1:20:03- But you always...- But nothing.
1:20:03 > 1:20:06Your name's going above the door.
1:20:06 > 1:20:08Just don't forget the position of chief landlady
1:20:08 > 1:20:09has already been taken.
1:20:12 > 1:20:13So, you'll stay?
1:20:15 > 1:20:16Yeah.
1:20:21 > 1:20:23Hello, babe.
1:20:29 > 1:20:32- What can I get you? - Rum and a glass of red, please.
1:20:32 > 1:20:34I did it for you, not her.
1:20:34 > 1:20:35Thank you.
1:20:37 > 1:20:40You OK? You seem a bit distracted.
1:20:40 > 1:20:41No. No, I'm fine.
1:20:44 > 1:20:46Everything's OK.
1:21:24 > 1:21:27- There goes the neighbourhood. - Back to your corners, please, girls.
1:21:27 > 1:21:29- Is that straight?- It's the only thing up there that is!
1:21:29 > 1:21:33THEY LAUGH Me and my sister. Side by side.
1:21:33 > 1:21:35- I'll give it a month. - Wow. Really(?)
1:21:35 > 1:21:37You going to get this market cleaned up?
1:21:37 > 1:21:40Some of us have got a business to run.
1:21:40 > 1:21:43- Good luck.- Thanks.
1:21:43 > 1:21:45Oh, by the way, that meat - it weren't dodgy, it was lamb.
1:21:45 > 1:21:48- I shouldn't have accused you, so I'm sorry.- It's all right.
1:21:48 > 1:21:52If it was still my pub, I'd have done the same. Cardboard - classy!
1:21:52 > 1:21:53THEY LAUGH
1:21:53 > 1:21:56You going to stand there all day?! We've got a big night!
1:21:56 > 1:21:59Best make the most of it. Before Shirley hits an iceberg.
1:21:59 > 1:22:01- Why don't you...- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1:22:09 > 1:22:11- Dad! Dad, I was going to ask you... - DOOR SLAMS
1:22:26 > 1:22:29No, it's just the final checks before the chemo.
1:22:29 > 1:22:32- She's worried about you. - Yeah, and I really appreciate it.
1:22:32 > 1:22:34So why can't I come with you, then?
1:22:34 > 1:22:36Cos I can still manage the bus on my own.
1:22:36 > 1:22:38Thanks for staying, Sonia.
1:22:38 > 1:22:41My pleasure, David. If Martin can't manage for one night...
1:22:41 > 1:22:44All right, see you later, darling.
1:22:44 > 1:22:48- Did you tell them what's happening? - No, I need to know more first.
1:22:48 > 1:22:51- You know, they might not have to do the gene test...- Oh.
1:22:51 > 1:22:55Listen, why don't you take me somewhere nice later?
1:22:55 > 1:22:59Just you and me, no interruptions. No passports.
1:22:59 > 1:23:03- No exes?- Yeah, that'd be great. Just before I start the chemo.
1:23:03 > 1:23:06Yeah. Yeah, lovely.
1:23:10 > 1:23:13Right, I've bleached the loo so...
1:23:13 > 1:23:15Have you got something to tell me?
1:23:17 > 1:23:20So while you're not working...
1:23:20 > 1:23:22Yeah, well, it's just a suspension.
1:23:22 > 1:23:24Yeah, I know, but we need all the money we can get.
1:23:24 > 1:23:27I mean, I don't think Fatboy's going
1:23:27 > 1:23:31- to put my uni fund back in a hurry. - Listen, Tam I... Listen...
1:23:32 > 1:23:34Market sweeper's off sick.
1:23:36 > 1:23:38- One reason.- Oh, come on, Lucy.
1:23:38 > 1:23:41- Give me one reason why I shouldn't tell him!- Poppy's just angry!
1:23:41 > 1:23:43You and Fatboy!
1:23:43 > 1:23:46- SHE LAUGHS - It was just a kiss.
1:23:46 > 1:23:48- SHE SCOFFS - Well, that makes it fine, then(!)
1:23:48 > 1:23:52No, it doesn't make it fine. Oh, please, please.
1:23:52 > 1:23:58Don't, don't, Lucy. Please. It was JUST a kiss.
1:24:01 > 1:24:05All right, I won't tell him.
1:24:05 > 1:24:08OK.
1:24:09 > 1:24:10Because YOU will.
1:24:19 > 1:24:21Karaoke tonight, darling? Bet you've got some soul in you!
1:24:21 > 1:24:24- Yeah, I'll come down and see what's going on.- Will you, yeah?
1:24:24 > 1:24:27I've got to cash in that drink you owe me, remember.
1:24:27 > 1:24:30- Oh, half a lemonade, innit? - Shut up you, I'll see you later!
1:24:30 > 1:24:32Me and my soul!
1:24:34 > 1:24:39- Yo. Tam the man!- Don't. - Come on, man, please?
1:24:43 > 1:24:45You've missed a bit.
1:24:52 > 1:24:54- Oh, look, here he comes. Robert Redford. - THEY LAUGH
1:24:54 > 1:24:57Pitch fees. On time for once.
1:24:57 > 1:25:00- Maybe we can pay you in kind.- Cash.
1:25:06 > 1:25:10Urgh! He'd suffocate you with his after shave! Give you an 'eadache.
1:25:11 > 1:25:13Aye-aye! What's happened to your post round?
1:25:13 > 1:25:15Day off. Tam needed help.
1:25:15 > 1:25:18- It's family, you know. - Colour's better on you.
1:25:22 > 1:25:23What do you think you're doing?
1:25:28 > 1:25:31They're offering to test my genes.
1:25:31 > 1:25:34Just to see if the cancer's genetic.
1:25:34 > 1:25:36That's where you were dashing off to?
1:25:36 > 1:25:38You have to tell us, Mum. We're in this together.
1:25:38 > 1:25:41It's most likely about your age. No offence.
1:25:41 > 1:25:44I know, but what if it's not? What if it's positive?
1:25:44 > 1:25:48And if I am a carrier? And if you and Bianca...?
1:25:48 > 1:25:50And Tiff, and Rebecca...
1:25:50 > 1:25:52Mum, that's a big lot of "if"s.
1:25:52 > 1:25:54We're not going to blame you, are we?!
1:25:54 > 1:25:56SONIA SIGHS
1:25:56 > 1:25:59Look, if you are, if we are, we deal with it.
1:25:59 > 1:26:00If I am,
1:26:00 > 1:26:04it's more likely I'm going to get it in my other breast.
1:26:04 > 1:26:08- And even in my ovaries. - It might not be genetic at all.
1:26:08 > 1:26:11You have to do what you want to do. You take the test.
1:26:11 > 1:26:13What's B say?
1:26:15 > 1:26:18The chances are tiny. Tiny, Mum.
1:26:20 > 1:26:21But you need to...
1:26:23 > 1:26:27- Go on. Rebecca'll be missing you. - I doubt that.
1:26:27 > 1:26:31Sonia. I love you...
1:26:31 > 1:26:32Don't.
1:26:38 > 1:26:41- She's back in the kitchen, making a buffet!- Right!
1:26:42 > 1:26:45Moan jar. 50 pence.
1:26:45 > 1:26:48What you talking about, a moan jar?! I'm just saying!
1:26:48 > 1:26:50We've only just got rid of Environmental Health.
1:26:50 > 1:26:53Who's going to listen to my big number if they're stuck in the loo all night?!
1:26:57 > 1:27:00- Chargrilled.- I don't think so. - It's fashionable!
1:27:00 > 1:27:02- Don't bark, do they?- I tell you what - why don't you have one?
1:27:02 > 1:27:03And I hope you choke on it.
1:27:03 > 1:27:08- Crack on, girls. By the end of today I'll be a millionaire.- You've got your name above the door.
1:27:08 > 1:27:10Your backside behind my bar. You want my karaoke machine an' all?
1:27:10 > 1:27:14- You didn't even find the pub, you lazy cow!- You going to let her talk to me like that?!
1:27:14 > 1:27:17BANGING AND RATTLING OUTSIDE I'm going to buy a paddling pool,
1:27:17 > 1:27:20I'm going to fill it with mud and I'm going to sell tickets!
1:27:20 > 1:27:23- After everything I've done for you. - So you could buy into my dream!
1:27:23 > 1:27:26Your dream?! The one that's full of rising damp, like your head!
1:27:26 > 1:27:29Bet they can hear the two of you half a mile away!
1:27:29 > 1:27:34- It's like two cats mating in a rusty blender.- Aunt Babe!
1:27:34 > 1:27:35Aunt Babe?
1:27:36 > 1:27:38Trifle?
1:27:39 > 1:27:43I suppose he's had an interview? Got experience? A CV?
1:27:43 > 1:27:45We needed a cleaner. It's just for one day.
1:27:45 > 1:27:47There ARE procedures, Tamwar.
1:27:50 > 1:27:52And then there's family.
1:27:54 > 1:27:57- Thank you.- But just for one day. Half pay, yeah.
1:27:57 > 1:28:00Oh, get me a coffee, will you?
1:28:01 > 1:28:04Yeah. 50 sugars?
1:28:04 > 1:28:06Got little Tina's call yesterday,
1:28:06 > 1:28:09so I thought I'd pootle on up and see what all the fuss was about.
1:28:09 > 1:28:13Aunt Babe, did you say Tina called you?
1:28:13 > 1:28:15No, she got in touch by carrier pigeon.
1:28:15 > 1:28:18Used to have three dozen pigeons on your grandfather's roof, you know?
1:28:18 > 1:28:20Raced them, he did. Made a lovely pie.
1:28:20 > 1:28:22SHE LAUGHS
1:28:22 > 1:28:24- Johnny, I take it?- Er, yeah.
1:28:24 > 1:28:28£5 in a card every birthday, never get a thank-you note. That'll be your mother's manners.
1:28:28 > 1:28:32- So am I going to hold this trifle all day?- Sorry, Aunt Babe.
1:28:32 > 1:28:35Mostly it's sherry, and that's from a few Christmases back.
1:28:35 > 1:28:37- You must be Nancy. - I can't believe you're Aunt Babe!
1:28:37 > 1:28:40Could never get your father into shorts.
1:28:40 > 1:28:42Someone having a wake?!
1:28:44 > 1:28:47No, it's a celebration. Linda - she's having a karaoke.
1:28:47 > 1:28:50- Is that your Robin Reliant? - It's a Rialto, young man.
1:28:50 > 1:28:53Always been a bit of a petrol head.
1:28:53 > 1:28:55Well, this is kismet, isn't it?
1:28:55 > 1:28:57We can put the trifle in the middle and...er...
1:29:00 > 1:29:01Kitchen through here?
1:29:08 > 1:29:12Nah, I was rude to her yesterday. I shouldn't have called her a child.
1:29:12 > 1:29:16- Wait, are you saying she told him? - No, no, no, he doesn't know yet.
1:29:16 > 1:29:20It's just, OK, Lucy found the letter...
1:29:20 > 1:29:23And I was stuck at work, so I thought if...
1:29:23 > 1:29:26if I talked to Poppy, then Poppy could talk to Lucy, we can...
1:29:26 > 1:29:27No, no, no, Poppy ain't here.
1:29:27 > 1:29:31- SHE SIGHS - OK, when's she back home?
1:29:31 > 1:29:36She's not coming home. She's back in Hemel. Me and her split.
1:29:43 > 1:29:46Thanks for doing my hair.
1:29:46 > 1:29:49Night out - make the most of it.
1:29:49 > 1:29:50While I've still got it.
1:29:50 > 1:29:54BIANCA TUTS Sh, Mum.
1:29:57 > 1:30:01I've not been completely honest about this appointment.
1:30:07 > 1:30:12- I thought I saw you. Back already? - Yeah. Yeah, we never went, did we?
1:30:12 > 1:30:17- Don't ask. How are you? - There's nice new motors outside.
1:30:17 > 1:30:20You want to check out the back seats?
1:30:20 > 1:30:24The back seats are fine, Nikki. Take my word for it.
1:30:24 > 1:30:26Offer's there. Test the springs.
1:30:29 > 1:30:32- All right, Max?- Not too bad.
1:30:32 > 1:30:35I was going to take Carol out later. Somewhere really special.
1:30:35 > 1:30:37- Oh, yeah?- Splash the cash.
1:30:37 > 1:30:40It's funny, when Tanya was sick, the last thing she wanted was a fuss.
1:30:40 > 1:30:44You know what women are like. When they say they don't want fuss, they usually mean the opposite.
1:30:44 > 1:30:47Right, and when a bloke says an expensive meal...
1:30:47 > 1:30:48he's feeling guilty.
1:30:50 > 1:30:52So if you have got this gene thing?
1:30:53 > 1:30:57Yeah, well, Sonia says the chances are really low.
1:30:57 > 1:31:00No offence, Mum, but she spends most of her days wiping old people's bums.
1:31:00 > 1:31:03She's hardly a cancer specialist, is she?
1:31:03 > 1:31:07My mum got breast cancer twice. The first time in her 30s
1:31:07 > 1:31:10and the second time, she died 11 days after finding out.
1:31:10 > 1:31:13Yes, but they've caught yours early.
1:31:13 > 1:31:16Yeah, and both my aunts died of breast cancer as well.
1:31:16 > 1:31:18It ain't likely, is it?
1:31:18 > 1:31:22You know, if I have this test, WHEN I have this test...
1:31:24 > 1:31:28You know, and if I am, you know... and it is a big if...
1:31:28 > 1:31:32- Yeah, what?- Well, if you wanted to, you could go and get tested as well.
1:31:32 > 1:31:34You know, You. Sonia. Robbie.
1:31:34 > 1:31:36- Max.- Max?!
1:31:36 > 1:31:39Yeah, well, if I've got it,
1:31:39 > 1:31:41there's 50-50 he might as well.
1:31:41 > 1:31:43You know, which means...
1:31:43 > 1:31:46Abi, Lauren, Oscar.
1:31:46 > 1:31:48Rebecca. Morgan.
1:31:48 > 1:31:51- Liam.- Tiffany?
1:31:51 > 1:31:52Yeah.
1:31:57 > 1:31:59Oh, look, made a right mess of that bit, haven't I?
1:31:59 > 1:32:02Don't be silly. It's all right. It's going to look all right.
1:32:04 > 1:32:07So what if they find out, you know, me and Sonia...?
1:32:07 > 1:32:10Well, you know, there's things they can do.
1:32:10 > 1:32:12They can watch you closely.
1:32:12 > 1:32:15They can... You know, they can give you operations.
1:32:15 > 1:32:17To reduce the risk of getting cancer.
1:32:19 > 1:32:21You know, a mastectomy.
1:32:21 > 1:32:23But the chances are really low...
1:32:27 > 1:32:29I told you not to call her!
1:32:29 > 1:32:31Well, I wanted her to see the pub. All of us together.
1:32:31 > 1:32:35And after what you said... I just wanted to check she was OK.
1:32:35 > 1:32:37My hearing's OK!
1:32:40 > 1:32:45Shirley was talking about you after she went to see Dad.
1:32:45 > 1:32:47Just knead it with your hand, boy.
1:32:47 > 1:32:49Like you're getting her in the mood.
1:32:49 > 1:32:52Yeah, that ain't really his thing, Aunt Babe.
1:32:52 > 1:32:54That's more Tina's thing.
1:32:57 > 1:32:58I think we'll make this into rolls.
1:32:59 > 1:33:01You saw Stan?
1:33:12 > 1:33:15I'm proud of you.
1:33:15 > 1:33:16- Yeah?- Yeah.
1:33:16 > 1:33:18Getting suspended from the Royal Mail -
1:33:18 > 1:33:21maybe that was the wake-up call you needed.
1:33:28 > 1:33:29Come on, we'll be late.
1:33:33 > 1:33:35- You look amazing.- Thank you.
1:33:35 > 1:33:38- Come on, then.- Could we go the Vic?
1:33:38 > 1:33:41You ARE joking? I've made a reservation. You said...
1:33:41 > 1:33:45I told the girls. I thought about what you said.
1:33:45 > 1:33:48The family needs me. Do you mind?
1:33:48 > 1:33:51No, I don't, Carol. Whatever you want.
1:33:51 > 1:33:53Go on, go and get them.
1:33:56 > 1:33:58DOOR OPENS
1:34:04 > 1:34:05Have you told him?
1:34:09 > 1:34:11No.
1:34:12 > 1:34:15No, no, because...
1:34:16 > 1:34:19..he's doing really well right now.
1:34:19 > 1:34:21Really well.
1:34:22 > 1:34:26Something like this, Lucy, it could just... It'll set him right back.
1:34:26 > 1:34:28Well, maybe you shouldn't have played away.
1:34:28 > 1:34:30SHE SIGHS HEAVILY
1:34:34 > 1:34:38OK, if I tell him...
1:34:40 > 1:34:42..he'll finish with me.
1:34:42 > 1:34:44And you know what happened
1:34:44 > 1:34:48the last time a woman he was engaged to finished with him.
1:34:51 > 1:34:54Lucy, I love him. And this was a mistake.
1:34:54 > 1:34:57It was a big, stupid mistake.
1:34:57 > 1:35:01And if I could turn the clock back, I would! But I can't!
1:35:07 > 1:35:09But I promise you, though...
1:35:11 > 1:35:14I promise you this -
1:35:14 > 1:35:17it will never ever happen again.
1:35:22 > 1:35:24Don't destroy what we've got. I love him.
1:35:27 > 1:35:29Please.
1:35:36 > 1:35:41If you ever, ever hurt him...
1:35:41 > 1:35:42I won't.
1:35:51 > 1:35:55I've got a shift at the restaurant. Two waitresses are off sick.
1:35:59 > 1:36:00The... The letter?
1:36:09 > 1:36:10I'll come and help you.
1:36:23 > 1:36:24Bet these two hardly remember.
1:36:24 > 1:36:26At the front, I think.
1:36:26 > 1:36:28Everything you did for them,
1:36:28 > 1:36:31when Sylvie... When your mum walked out.
1:36:34 > 1:36:36Dad's still the same, you know.
1:36:36 > 1:36:40Is he? Still banging on about how much she hurt him?
1:36:40 > 1:36:41They were just kids! She left,
1:36:41 > 1:36:44he drank. I thought I could stop them going into care...
1:36:44 > 1:36:48You were only a child yourself. Couldn't just stand by, could I?
1:36:49 > 1:36:51Let him let you down again.
1:36:51 > 1:36:52All of you, here.
1:36:55 > 1:36:57You're scared, aren't you?
1:36:57 > 1:37:01- And why would I be scared? - Scared you're going to walk out.
1:37:02 > 1:37:05Like you feel you did when they were little.
1:37:05 > 1:37:07Like you did on your own children.
1:37:08 > 1:37:09Like your mother did on you.
1:37:12 > 1:37:15I could always see through you, Shirley Carter.
1:37:15 > 1:37:18Seeing your father... brought it all back, hasn't it?
1:37:19 > 1:37:21Tina said Mick had a pub.
1:37:21 > 1:37:23Never said you were running it together.
1:37:23 > 1:37:26You made that happen. And don't you forget it.
1:37:26 > 1:37:29So if you're going to walk... walk now, and don't look back.
1:37:29 > 1:37:33And if you're not, then you protect those two with your life.
1:37:38 > 1:37:40Trifle in the middle, I think.
1:37:42 > 1:37:44Yeah.
1:37:54 > 1:37:55So have you told him yet?
1:37:57 > 1:37:58Stay out of my family's business.
1:38:03 > 1:38:07You know what? I don't even know how you can look him in the eye.
1:38:07 > 1:38:10THEY CHAT AND LAUGH
1:38:21 > 1:38:23One, two. One, two.
1:38:23 > 1:38:24GET OFF!
1:38:27 > 1:38:30What do you say, Nance? You and me do a little number later on, yeah?
1:38:30 > 1:38:32- She sings solo, don't you, babe? - Dad!- End of the bar.
1:38:32 > 1:38:34It's like the Sahara up there. Please.
1:38:36 > 1:38:40Two large G&Ts, large vodka orange, small whisky for me...
1:38:40 > 1:38:44- and whatever you're having. - Enforced virginity.
1:38:44 > 1:38:47- You forgot the large white wine. - I don't think I did, darling.
1:38:50 > 1:38:51All right, Max?
1:38:51 > 1:38:53All right, David. Yeah. Large whisky, please.
1:38:53 > 1:38:55Large whisky for Max.
1:38:55 > 1:38:57Is the whole circus in tonight?
1:39:01 > 1:39:04- Whoa.- Not getting dressed up tonight, then?
1:39:04 > 1:39:08- My inside leg needs adjusting. - Oh, Mick.
1:39:08 > 1:39:10- BABE:- For your brother's sake, yeah?
1:39:10 > 1:39:13Here y'are, Strictly. Round your punters in.
1:39:14 > 1:39:19Hello! Hello and welcome to the Carters' karaoke night!
1:39:19 > 1:39:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:39:22 > 1:39:23- Hey.- Hi.
1:39:24 > 1:39:26So...
1:39:26 > 1:39:27what did Ian say?
1:39:27 > 1:39:30- SHE SIGHS - Ian doesn't know.
1:39:34 > 1:39:36Listen, you and Poppy - I am so, so sorry.
1:39:37 > 1:39:39That's all right, man, you know.
1:39:39 > 1:39:43She wanted decking, I wanted decks, so...
1:39:46 > 1:39:51Look, honey, I know that somewhere out there,
1:39:51 > 1:39:54there's the right girl for you.
1:39:54 > 1:39:57Yeah. What about you?
1:39:59 > 1:40:02Me? I've got Ian.
1:40:02 > 1:40:03Good.
1:40:03 > 1:40:05# I had this perfect dream
1:40:05 > 1:40:09# Un sueno me envolvio
1:40:09 > 1:40:11# This dream was me and you
1:40:11 > 1:40:13# Tal vez estas aqui
1:40:13 > 1:40:16# I want all the world to see... #
1:40:18 > 1:40:24- Fancy a duet later? - You don't want to hear me warble.
1:40:24 > 1:40:26Come on, I scratched your back. Time...
1:40:26 > 1:40:28Ain't you got a plane to catch?
1:40:28 > 1:40:29I ain't going anywhere.
1:40:34 > 1:40:37Hey! They're good, aren't they?
1:40:37 > 1:40:40# Y ella nos unio... #
1:40:40 > 1:40:43- Are they?- Are you drinking again? - Who's asking?
1:40:43 > 1:40:47- Oi, just give it a break, Mas? - Oh, Max, what, like she did with me?
1:40:47 > 1:40:49A big, long, break.
1:40:49 > 1:40:51Why don't you just be a good Muslim and go home?
1:40:51 > 1:40:53Play nicely or I'll make you sing.
1:40:53 > 1:40:54OK.
1:40:56 > 1:41:00You know what? I can't go home. Cos I haven't got my keys.
1:41:00 > 1:41:01WHITNEY: Where are they?
1:41:02 > 1:41:08My jacket. It's lime green and yellow. Very sexy.
1:41:08 > 1:41:13- I'll go and get Tamwar. - I'll come with you.- She can manage.
1:41:13 > 1:41:15- Stay here with you, then. - Please don't.
1:41:15 > 1:41:18- That's enough. - Mas...- All right! OK! All right!
1:41:21 > 1:41:22Hey!
1:41:24 > 1:41:26Carol, have a nice life.
1:41:31 > 1:41:34All together now!
1:41:36 > 1:41:38# Barcelona!
1:41:39 > 1:41:42# Barcelona!
1:41:46 > 1:41:49- D'you remember Mum?- Only in photos.
1:41:52 > 1:41:54D'you think she was like her?
1:41:54 > 1:41:55SHE SINGS
1:41:55 > 1:41:57Do me a favour.
1:41:57 > 1:42:00SINGING CONTINUES
1:42:00 > 1:42:03- No, she was different.- In what way?
1:42:03 > 1:42:08- D'you remember her well? - In 37 years, I hardly...
1:42:12 > 1:42:14She was a laugh.
1:42:15 > 1:42:17A right laugh.
1:42:18 > 1:42:22# Barcelona!
1:42:22 > 1:42:27# Barlcelonaaaaaa! #
1:42:32 > 1:42:34Right, let's get this clear.
1:42:34 > 1:42:38I'm with Carol, all right? I ain't interested in you.
1:42:38 > 1:42:39So why are you here?
1:42:39 > 1:42:44You can flutter your false eyelashes as much as you like...
1:42:44 > 1:42:47Mum, look. Come on. Let's get some fresh air.
1:42:47 > 1:42:49- Come and sit down here a minute. - I'm all right.
1:42:49 > 1:42:51Just get some fresh air, yeah?
1:42:51 > 1:42:53I'm not coming to the pub just to rescue...
1:42:53 > 1:42:55Look, he's lost his keys and he's...
1:42:55 > 1:42:57Well, you know what?
1:42:57 > 1:43:00If he ever bothers coming home, give him those.
1:43:00 > 1:43:02Thank you.
1:43:02 > 1:43:05- Promise me.- Mum, we can talk about this later, yeah?
1:43:05 > 1:43:07No, no, no. Promise me now, Bianca.
1:43:07 > 1:43:10You know, you've been really brilliant so far.
1:43:10 > 1:43:12And I really appreciate it.
1:43:12 > 1:43:14But I just need to know, that both of you, right,
1:43:14 > 1:43:17- can step up to the plate if... - Please.
1:43:17 > 1:43:19..anything happens to me.
1:43:20 > 1:43:24Be there for Robbie and Sonia. And Max.
1:43:24 > 1:43:26I mean, I know he's brave...
1:43:27 > 1:43:30- And the little ones.- Mum, nothing's going to happen to you.
1:43:30 > 1:43:32I know. It might not.
1:43:32 > 1:43:34But we just need to be prepared.
1:43:34 > 1:43:38We will be, we will... We'll hold it together, won't we?
1:43:40 > 1:43:43- And David - you've got to look after David.- He's a grown man.
1:43:43 > 1:43:46I know he is... but don't just let him go off again.
1:43:46 > 1:43:50Cos when he's with us, when he's with the family,
1:43:50 > 1:43:52he's... He's a different man.
1:43:52 > 1:43:55A better man. Promise me, Bianca.
1:43:55 > 1:44:01Promise me that you won't let your dad throw it away if I can't beat this cancer...
1:44:02 > 1:44:06Cos I've got to be honest, all right? Because sometimes people aren't.
1:44:06 > 1:44:09- SHE SOBS - And I just, I just need to know.
1:44:09 > 1:44:11GATE RATTLES
1:44:17 > 1:44:18Carol, it ain't my business.
1:44:18 > 1:44:21Listen, you can't say anything, cos the kids don't know yet.
1:44:21 > 1:44:24- It's all right, Mum, she won't say nothing, will you?- Good luck.
1:44:36 > 1:44:37CAROL SIGHS
1:44:39 > 1:44:42Why don't we just go and murder some ABBA?
1:44:49 > 1:44:53Don't know what your grandpa would say. A lesbian in the family.
1:44:53 > 1:44:54Don't know where I get it from.
1:44:54 > 1:44:57Just because a woman wears sensible shoes...
1:45:03 > 1:45:05Where you been? Stargazing?
1:45:05 > 1:45:09- Hey? No, just a little bit of business.- A whisky?
1:45:09 > 1:45:11- Yes, please, Max. - Get him a large one.
1:45:11 > 1:45:12It's your round, innit?
1:45:17 > 1:45:19All right? Sorry I'm late.
1:45:19 > 1:45:22Abi ended up baby-sitting and I couldn't get Tommy to sleep.
1:45:22 > 1:45:24You ain't the last. Terry's not here yet.
1:45:24 > 1:45:27- What you having? One of those? - Yeah, cheers.
1:45:27 > 1:45:31That boy deserves better than you. Go on. Get out.
1:45:31 > 1:45:34- I'm with my friends. - You heard what she said. Go on...
1:45:34 > 1:45:36You heard what she said?!
1:45:36 > 1:45:39- Mas!- All right, Mick! - You're showing yourself up, mate.
1:45:39 > 1:45:41Mas, Mas...
1:45:41 > 1:45:42Come on. Come on.
1:45:45 > 1:45:46Cheers. Sorry about that.
1:45:49 > 1:45:52- You OK? - Yeah, I'm fine. Come. Sit down.
1:45:52 > 1:45:55Give us a moment, Carol. There's something I got to do.
1:46:09 > 1:46:11You've got my trifle bowl.
1:46:20 > 1:46:22You look just like your mum.
1:46:25 > 1:46:28- Seen her recently?- Not in a while.
1:46:30 > 1:46:31Protect them, you said.
1:46:33 > 1:46:37"Yeah, she was such a laugh."
1:46:37 > 1:46:40Hitting me. Spitting at me.
1:46:40 > 1:46:42Shouting at me and me dad.
1:46:45 > 1:46:47You've not asked me anything about her.
1:46:47 > 1:46:49I don't want to know anything about her.
1:46:50 > 1:46:52I hope she's dead.
1:48:18 > 1:48:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:48:25 > 1:48:26She still hanging about?
1:48:26 > 1:48:29Yeah. I wish she'd fly somewhere far away and stay there.
1:48:29 > 1:48:31Right then, next up we have...
1:48:31 > 1:48:34- Oh, here we are. Kat, this might be us!- ..David Wicks.
1:48:34 > 1:48:37And since when did you do karaoke?
1:48:37 > 1:48:39Oh, no!
1:48:39 > 1:48:42Last orders.
1:48:43 > 1:48:45- BELL RINGS - How about a lock in?!
1:48:45 > 1:48:47CHEERING
1:48:50 > 1:48:51My name above the pub door!
1:48:54 > 1:48:56Cheers.
1:48:56 > 1:48:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:49:14 > 1:49:15Sylvie.
1:49:16 > 1:49:18Yeah, I'm on my way.
1:49:21 > 1:49:22I know I am, but...
1:49:23 > 1:49:25..choir overran.
1:49:28 > 1:49:29I'll be there soon.
1:49:37 > 1:49:40- I can't take this. - Give your dad a chance!
1:49:40 > 1:49:44- I don't actually have a song. Sorry. - What?
1:49:44 > 1:49:46But I DO have a question!
1:49:49 > 1:49:51Carol Jackson...
1:49:53 > 1:49:54..will you marry me?
1:49:54 > 1:49:57- CROWD:- Aww!