01/12/2013

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Hey.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Hey!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Happy wedding day.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Hey, happy wedding day yourself.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58KNOCKING

0:00:58 > 0:01:00All right, I'm coming!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Oh! You all right?

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Don't go.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08What?

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Come on. You can get through today. I'll be right there with you.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Please don't go.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Hm.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Mrs Moon. Moon.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Moooon.- Moon.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25How can you make it sound so rude? Moon.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Does it suit me? - Yeah, course it does.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Listen, my wife-to-be, how do you fancy a bit of brekkie?

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- No.- Uh?- No, I couldn't eat anything - I'm too excited.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Now, listen, before all the craziness starts,

0:01:37 > 0:01:41- I want you to remember to pack your passport.- Ah.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45And, also, you haven't told me all the sordid details.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Eh?

0:01:46 > 0:01:47Your stag!

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Oh, the stag. More like an old deer. Yeah, it was all right.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52How did your night go?

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Yeah, I woke up feeling invincible.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57OK, OK.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01You know, I know we've had our problems, and...well,

0:02:01 > 0:02:05here we are - ready to spend the rest of our lives together,

0:02:05 > 0:02:09and I think it's amazing, don't you?

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Yeah, I do.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15- Yeah! Good practice for the vicar. - Hear what I said there?

0:02:15 > 0:02:16- I did.- Well spotted.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Morning.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21It's complicated.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23- Has something happened?- Oh!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25It has, ain't it?

0:02:25 > 0:02:26Kat!

0:02:26 > 0:02:31All right. Look, you can't tell anyone, all right?

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Me and Alfie kissed.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36No way!

0:02:36 > 0:02:38I put a stop to it, all right,

0:02:38 > 0:02:41and you're right - I have to move on, and it made me realise that if

0:02:41 > 0:02:45I stay here I can't do that, so I'm going to go stay with Zoe in Spain.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48No, no, no, hang on a minute - let's get back to the kiss.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Who kissed who? I mean, who went in for the lunge?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52He did.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54- No way!- Don't do that!

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- What?- That face. This isn't good! He's getting married today!

0:02:58 > 0:02:59He obviously ain't over you, is he?

0:02:59 > 0:03:02So you've got to go and speak to him and find out what he wants.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04No.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07No, for once, I am doing the right thing.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10This ain't about right and wrong - he still loves you, Kat!

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Don't matter what you do, him and Roxy are never going to work.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Well, it might, if I'm not around.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20How?

0:03:20 > 0:03:25You're in his head, Kat. You are in his heart.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28You can't pack that away in a suitcase and fly away.

0:03:31 > 0:03:36I was completely out of order and I'm sorry.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Is that it?

0:03:41 > 0:03:42I just want you to be happy.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44And you've been saying that, what, all my life?

0:03:44 > 0:03:46I don't actually think it's true.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49I think you want to just control me, you want to put me

0:03:49 > 0:03:53in a little box and keep me there so that I never, ever stop needing you.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54That is so not true!

0:03:54 > 0:03:58- It's like when I got married to Sean, remember that?- No, I try not to remember that, Roxy.

0:03:58 > 0:03:59And that is it!

0:04:00 > 0:04:04That's it, Ron. You're just so judgmental!

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Me and Sean, we happened.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11OK, it didn't work, but Ronnie, I loved him.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14I did, and I don't regret any of it.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19And Alfie - it's going to work, and I just really want today -

0:04:19 > 0:04:24today - to be the happiest day of my entire life, OK?

0:04:24 > 0:04:26So do I.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30Then you will respect my decision to let Phil give me away.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32You still don't want me to come?

0:04:32 > 0:04:33I do, I do, I do, I...

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Only if, hand on heart,

0:04:37 > 0:04:41you can honestly tell me that you're happy for me.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Cos if you can't, then, no - I'm sorry.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47It's your call, Ron.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Please tell me that you sell safety pins!

0:04:53 > 0:04:55The missus is having a dress crisis.

0:04:55 > 0:04:56- Sadie?- Yeah.

0:04:57 > 0:05:02Oh. She's lovely, she is. We had a right old laugh last night.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Yeah - joking about, we were, saying all sorts of...

0:05:05 > 0:05:07really stupid, stupid stuff.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Look, I'd love to stay and chat,

0:05:09 > 0:05:11but I don't want to be late for the wedding,

0:05:11 > 0:05:15so, the handcuffs... Sorry, safety pins?

0:05:17 > 0:05:19On the stand round the corner.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Lauren?

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Your mummy's going to look

0:05:27 > 0:05:29so beautiful in the church, just like you.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31See you later, darling.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Hey.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38Hiya. Listen, I'm going to get over to Ian's, all right, and, er...

0:05:38 > 0:05:40I'll see you at the church.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41OK.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Hey, are you OK? - No, I'm fine. I'm fine.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Just go. Just go, OK?

0:05:46 > 0:05:49All right. I love you.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Back at you, Grandad.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Go on, just get out, and let me get changed.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Sure you're all right?- Yeah.

0:05:55 > 0:05:56See you later.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05You all right?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Do you want to...go in there.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Listen...

0:06:23 > 0:06:27Before you say anything, all right, I just want to apologise

0:06:27 > 0:06:30about last night, you know, I made a complete prat of myself.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33I'd had too much to drink and my head's pounding right now

0:06:33 > 0:06:37and I... I just want to thank you for stopping me

0:06:37 > 0:06:38making a terrible mistake.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41And you were right.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44You are right, you know, I'm marrying Roxy

0:06:44 > 0:06:46and we're happy and...

0:06:47 > 0:06:49..you know, and I can't destroy that.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51So, thank you.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Anyway, listen...his suit is hanging up in the lounge.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Kat, you don't mind letting yourself out, do you?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Only I've got Beale shouting down my ear,

0:07:04 > 0:07:06you know what he's like for timekeeping and all that.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Oh, there he is. - Hello, fellas.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Listen, I can't hang about - got Ian waiting for me

0:07:27 > 0:07:30to be spruced up, but listen, drinks on the house, all right?

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Brilliant - just bought a round.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Surprised you still want that, after last night?

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Had to pass the time somehow.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36I had quite a good time.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Thank you, Masood.- Oh, Alf, next time you have a stag do,

0:07:39 > 0:07:41try and get a real man to organise it, yeah?

0:07:41 > 0:07:42What's this about next time?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44He's just having a laugh.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45You'll be a Mitchell soon, Alfie.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Make sure you write a will.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Yeah, yeah.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Kat! Hi.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59Um, do you think you could give me a hand with something?

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Oh, look, please. Come on - it won't take long, I promise.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Alfie?

0:08:33 > 0:08:37There's like a little hook at the back and I can't get to it -

0:08:37 > 0:08:38just there.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42That's it. You got it?

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Yep. There you go.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Thank you.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Do I look all right?

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Yeah.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57You wore red, didn't you, on your wedding day?

0:08:57 > 0:08:58I've seen the pictures.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Alfie keeps the albums hidden away,

0:09:01 > 0:09:03but the others are all covered in dust.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05It's a dead giveaway.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Roxy, I'm sorry, I've really got to go.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10Kat, look, please, just...

0:09:12 > 0:09:14I know this is really hard for you,

0:09:14 > 0:09:16and it's really weird for me, too.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22I guess I just want to say I'm sorry.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25Why?

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Because I've been a right cow, haven't I?

0:09:29 > 0:09:35I guess I felt like I had something to prove to you, and I don't, do I?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38You're Tommy's mum.

0:09:38 > 0:09:44You are always going to be part of Alfie's life - of our lives - so...

0:09:44 > 0:09:47I'd really like it if we could find a way to be mates.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Yeah, course, mates.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58- You look beautiful, by the way.- Oh!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06SHE STIFLES A CRY

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Walk away.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18- What?- I'm asking you not to marry my sister.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20You know, you're sick, Ronnie, you know that?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22You're supposed to love her more than anyone else.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Oh, I do. That's why I'm asking.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27I know it's going to be tough at first

0:10:27 > 0:10:31and she'll be absolutely heartbroken, but much better now than later.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33What makes you think that I'll ever leave her, eh?

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Because I know you don't love her, Alfie.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39I mean, really love her.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44The way you really love Kat.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Let me tell you something now, Ronnie -

0:10:48 > 0:10:51none of this is any of your business,

0:10:51 > 0:10:53but since you're determined to stick your nose in,

0:10:53 > 0:10:55I'll let you into a secret.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00If I loved Kat more than I loved your sister, then I'd be with Kat.

0:11:00 > 0:11:05Trust me, I've had a million and one chances to get back with her.

0:11:05 > 0:11:11But I choose Roxy, cos I want to spend the rest of my life with Roxy.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17If I didn't love Roxy,

0:11:17 > 0:11:20do you honestly think that I'd put up with you?

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Two tickets to Ibiza for this evening.

0:11:37 > 0:11:38One way.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Yeah, the first passenger is Kathleen Moon.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Well, let's have a look at you, then? I love a man in a suit.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Don't get used to it. Enough of this malarkey in the army.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Better make the most of today then, eh?

0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Right. Ready to leave in ten minutes?- Hm-mm.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Could you just nip upstairs and get my bag for me, please?

0:11:59 > 0:12:01What did your last one die of?

0:12:04 > 0:12:06So, what did you two talk about last night, then?

0:12:06 > 0:12:10Uh, nothing much. He seems like a decent bloke.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13See? I knew you'd get on! Brilliant, ain't he?

0:12:13 > 0:12:18Yeah. Good he gets on with his ex-wife, for the sake of the kids.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20What, he talked about his ex-wife?

0:12:21 > 0:12:25- No. No.- Well, he must've done for you to say that.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29No, it's just the kids like it, apparently - the...the tradition.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32What tradition's that, then?

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Um, leave it now, I shouldn't have said anything.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Dad?

0:12:36 > 0:12:39It's just that they all spend Christmas together, apparently.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42Is this it?

0:12:42 > 0:12:44You spend Christmas with Nikki?

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Yeah. Sometimes, yeah... Why'd you tell her that?

0:12:46 > 0:12:48He didn't tell me. I got it out of him.

0:12:48 > 0:12:49It's no big deal, is it?

0:12:49 > 0:12:54Christmas is about family. Spending time with the ones you love - it's quite a big deal in my book.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56It's not a planned thing, it just works out like that.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58So she accidentally pops round, does she?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00I'll leave you two to it.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04Like, whoops, I tripped on the Christmas tree and here I am on your lap, that kind of thing, yeah?

0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Stand still.- I am! - Stop fidgeting.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Ian, I'm not fidgeting. Look at that. Beautiful.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Looks great.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17You OK?

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Yes. Course I'm OK. Couldn't be better.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23You know, it's, like...happiest day of my life, ain't it?

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Right, so it was the booze talking, then?

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Course. Once I got a bit of fresh air, sorted me right out.

0:13:28 > 0:13:29Come on. We off now? Come on.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31You haven't gone to the loo.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- So?- Well, we're two and a half minutes ahead of schedule.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36- And...?- I've also allowed for traffic

0:13:36 > 0:13:39and if we don't hit any then we're going to be eight minutes ahead

0:13:39 > 0:13:43of schedule and I hadn't planned for that sort of void in the timetable.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Shut up, you tart! Come on.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Oh, look at you. You look beautiful.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Yes, you do.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54You scrub up all right.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Oh, don't, Phil, I've just put my mascara on.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Should have used waterproof.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Why? Why do you know about waterproof mascara?!

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Do you still want me to give you away?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Yeah. Come on. Let's go.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15What about Ronnie? Is she even coming with us?

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Come on, let's get down the stairs. Good girl.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21How is it not a big deal, Tel?

0:14:21 > 0:14:24I can't be with someone who's still involved with their ex.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26They were fine earlier. What have you said?

0:14:26 > 0:14:30Thanks for the credit, Carol, but even I couldn't start World War III.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Ta-da.- She's the mother of my children!

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Unless we communicate through telepathy,

0:14:34 > 0:14:35- I don't have much choice, do I? - OK, fine.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37But if you want to have Christmas together

0:14:37 > 0:14:40you're not having it in Walford. Kat! Hang on.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45What're you doing? What did Alfie say?

0:14:45 > 0:14:49- I'm going to Spain and that's that. - Well... Let me take you.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51I've got a cab here, look.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Please. Just wait. What airport you going to?

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Southend.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Oh, let me take you. Wait.

0:15:00 > 0:15:01Give me the keys.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03What are you doing?

0:15:03 > 0:15:04Helping me mate out.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06- Where are you going? - I'm taking her to the airport.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08- What airport?- Southend.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10- Not in my cab, you're not. - Oh, yes, I am. Watch me.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Well, fine. I don't even want to go to the wedding anyway.- Good.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Sorry, mate, she's got a cab.- Sorry. - Come on.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26ORGAN PLAYS Handel's Hallelujah Chorus

0:15:33 > 0:15:37Hello! So exciting, isn't it? The flowers look beautiful, by the way!

0:15:37 > 0:15:39- Good luck!- Yeah, good luck, Alfie.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43And listen, don't worry about the seating plan, I got it covered.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Thank you, Fats.- No worries, man.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Hello, ladies.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51- Max.- All right, Alfie? Good luck.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53- Thank you.- Good luck.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Thank you.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Good luck.- Thank you.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11All right if we squeeze in next to you?

0:16:11 > 0:16:12As long as there's no football talk.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14All right, mate?

0:16:14 > 0:16:15This is my daughter, Lauren.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Lauren, what're you doing? That was a bit rude.

0:16:23 > 0:16:24I want to sit with my mates, don't I?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26- You all right, Poppy? You look lovely.- Ditto!

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Is that vintage or high street? It's lovely.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30Oy-oy-oy-oy.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32- It's lovely.- Thank you.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Why do people keep wishing me good luck?

0:16:37 > 0:16:39I feel like I'm about to sit an exam or something.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41- Cos that's what people do at weddings.- Oh!

0:16:41 > 0:16:45Alfie, Tina sends her apologies, she's at home puking up.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Unless you're Shirley Carter, of course.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48Thank you, Shirley.

0:17:09 > 0:17:10Where're you going?

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Karzi.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Hang on, the bride's going to be here in six and a half minutes!

0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Oh! Sorry!- When was the last time you drove a car?

0:17:23 > 0:17:24I'm all right once I get going.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27- What happened with Terry? - Forget him. What's Alfie say, then?

0:17:27 > 0:17:30- Nothing.- So he's all right with you taking Tommy out of the country, is he?

0:17:30 > 0:17:31Look, I know it's not ideal,

0:17:31 > 0:17:33but I'm not going to stop him seeing his son.

0:17:33 > 0:17:37We'll just sort something out later. Right now, I just have to leave.

0:17:49 > 0:17:50Abs, just calm down, will you?

0:17:50 > 0:17:53All right. Well, just do what you can.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Yes, all right. See you in a bit.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Abi, freaking out - their cab ain't turned up.

0:18:02 > 0:18:03Budge up.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Don't worry - I'm not going to jump you, Max.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Are you sure you can't see the safety pin?

0:18:15 > 0:18:17No. You look stunning, as always.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Alfie's not ready yet. You're going to have to keep Roxy outside.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30- How?- I don't know, use your imagination.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55- You ready?- Yeah!

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Wow! Wow! Look at you! Beautiful.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07But you know what, maybe it's best you chill out a bit.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09- Why?- Well, because...

0:19:09 > 0:19:12we've got to make sure the whole congregation is quiet...

0:19:12 > 0:19:14and all their eyes are on you, and that dress.

0:19:14 > 0:19:15So...

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Fine. OK.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30- What? - SHE WHISPERS

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Oh, Amy! I told you to go before we went.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Phil?- Me?

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Yes. I'm not getting wee on my dress.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Go on. Go with Phil, go do a wee.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Come on, darling.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Alfie?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Roxy's here, mate.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01Good thing is we're only a couple of minutes behind schedule, yeah?

0:20:04 > 0:20:10You know, people say follow your gut, but what does that mean?

0:20:10 > 0:20:13What part of you does that message come from?

0:20:13 > 0:20:15What if it wasn't your gut,

0:20:15 > 0:20:20but it was your head after a boozy, confusing night?

0:20:20 > 0:20:22We all have thoughts, don't we?

0:20:22 > 0:20:26I mean, I defy any married man to tell me that he's not had thoughts.

0:20:26 > 0:20:27Not all thoughts are bad.

0:20:27 > 0:20:33It's what you do with them thoughts that counts... That's what counts.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35What are you saying?

0:20:41 > 0:20:44You know you asked me last night where I was...

0:20:44 > 0:20:45Yeah.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48I lied.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Oh, you didn't?

0:20:54 > 0:20:56I did.

0:20:56 > 0:20:57I kissed Kat.

0:21:05 > 0:21:09He said that he'd made a mistake and that I'd done the right thing.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11And you believed him?

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Do you still love him, Kat?

0:21:19 > 0:21:20Do you?

0:21:20 > 0:21:23You know I do, but that don't change anything.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54If Fats ever keeps me waiting on our wedding day,

0:21:54 > 0:21:57I swear there would not be any...

0:21:57 > 0:22:00wedding night fun, if you know what I mean.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04You don't think, um...?

0:22:04 > 0:22:06- Think what?- Nothing.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11I hate to rush you, but time's ticking.

0:22:11 > 0:22:12I know. I know.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17All right. What are you thinking?

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Ian, I don't...I don't know, all right?

0:22:20 > 0:22:23- Do you love Roxy?- Yes.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Or do you think you love Kat more?

0:22:27 > 0:22:30All right. Listen, OK - you don't.

0:22:30 > 0:22:34You think you're in love with her, but you're not.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Just trust me on this, OK, because I know.

0:22:37 > 0:22:41My first two wives, right, Cindy and Mel, they were like an addiction.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43I mean, the highs, they are like nothing on Earth,

0:22:43 > 0:22:46but the lows, when you come crashing down

0:22:46 > 0:22:51because of their lying and their cheating, their shifty little looks.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Do you really want to put yourself through all that again?

0:22:54 > 0:22:58Or do you want to marry someone who loves you, who wants to be with you,

0:22:58 > 0:23:03someone you can have a good, happy, honest life with?

0:23:06 > 0:23:11I think you're the kind of bloke that just wants to be happy.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Are you OK, Alfred?

0:23:31 > 0:23:33- And up.- Phil, what's the time?

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Ten past.

0:23:35 > 0:23:36Right.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! He's not ready, Rox.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Who's not ready? What, Alfie?

0:23:44 > 0:23:48No... No. Not Alfie. The vicar...

0:23:48 > 0:23:50- The vicar?- He's got to go over his lines, you know...

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Fats, the bloke has been doing this for 20 years!

0:23:53 > 0:23:55I think he knows what he is doing.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58What are you not telling me?

0:23:58 > 0:23:59Fats, get out of my way.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02- It's just...- Get out of my way!

0:24:14 > 0:24:16ORGAN STOPS

0:24:33 > 0:24:36MUSIC: The Wedding March by Mendelssohn

0:24:55 > 0:24:58THEY MOUTH

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Ian, where's Tommy?

0:25:28 > 0:25:31Where are we?

0:25:31 > 0:25:35B, please tell me you're not driving me to the church.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Think of Tommy - he wants to see his dad getting married.

0:25:37 > 0:25:41- Right, turn around now. - It's just round this corner.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45I told you I can't sit there and watch him get married!

0:25:45 > 0:25:47We're nearly there now, Kat.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49I can't believe you're doing this to me.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54And into this holy estate

0:25:54 > 0:25:57these two persons present now come to be joined.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together,

0:26:02 > 0:26:05let them speak now or for ever hold their peace.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Then I shall continue.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Right, go on. I'll wait here.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30- No, I'm not getting out of this cab. - Yes, you are.- B!

0:26:30 > 0:26:34- You can't roll over and let someone marry the love of your life! - It's too late!

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Not until the ring's on his finger, it's not!

0:26:39 > 0:26:42- No, I can't... I can't. - Yes, you can.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46Will you, Alfred William Moon,

0:26:46 > 0:26:49take Roxanne Lizette Mitchell to be your wife?

0:26:50 > 0:26:55Will you love her, comfort her, honour and keep her,

0:26:55 > 0:26:56in sickness and in health,

0:26:56 > 0:27:02for richer, for poorer, for better, for worse,

0:27:02 > 0:27:06and forsaking all others, keep yourself only unto her

0:27:06 > 0:27:07as long as you both shall live?

0:27:10 > 0:27:12CLATTERING

0:27:44 > 0:27:47Alfred?

0:27:47 > 0:27:48Shall I repeat the question?

0:27:57 > 0:27:58No.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05I do.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11Roxanne Lizette Mitchell,

0:28:11 > 0:28:15will you take Alfred William Moon to be your wedded husband?

0:28:15 > 0:28:21Will you love him, comfort him, honour and protect him,

0:28:21 > 0:28:25and forsaking all others, be faithful to him as long as you both shall live?

0:28:52 > 0:28:54I will.

0:29:02 > 0:29:04What happened?

0:29:09 > 0:29:11Come on, pick a seat.

0:29:13 > 0:29:15Kat?

0:29:17 > 0:29:21They're married. Just go.

0:29:21 > 0:29:23Just drive. Please.

0:29:37 > 0:29:40Alfred and Roxanne have declared their marriage by the joining

0:29:40 > 0:29:43of hands and by the giving and receiving of rings.

0:29:44 > 0:29:50I therefore proclaim that they are husband and wife.

0:29:50 > 0:29:53Those whom God has joined together, let no-one put asunder.

0:29:53 > 0:29:55(You may kiss the bride.)

0:30:04 > 0:30:07ORGAN PLAYS 23RD PSALM

0:31:01 > 0:31:03Welcome to the family.

0:31:08 > 0:31:11Don't look at my writing. It's like a five-year-old's.

0:31:57 > 0:31:59There you go.

0:32:05 > 0:32:06Alfie?

0:32:08 > 0:32:09What's the matter?

0:32:11 > 0:32:13Roxy... I... I'm so sorry.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18OK.

0:32:18 > 0:32:19Um...

0:32:19 > 0:32:20Um...

0:32:22 > 0:32:24Can we have a minute, please?

0:32:26 > 0:32:28Take as long as you need. Gentlemen...?

0:32:37 > 0:32:39Listen, I'm all right, Rox. I'm fine...

0:32:39 > 0:32:44- It's just...- What? - I don't know. I don't know. Just...maybe it's just...

0:32:44 > 0:32:48- the whole thing. The big day... - This is Kat, isn't it?

0:32:48 > 0:32:52- No.- She's done this deliberately, Alfie. You know, turning up late.

0:32:52 > 0:32:55She's just trying to upset you. OK. She's just trying to ruin this for us.

0:32:55 > 0:32:56Roxy, it's not Kat. I promise.

0:32:56 > 0:32:59Any woman losing their husband, they're going to put up a fight, aren't they?

0:32:59 > 0:33:01- I mean, Kat more than most. - Not Kat.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03Yes. Kat. Her more than anyone.

0:33:03 > 0:33:04I mean, have you see her track record?

0:33:04 > 0:33:08If she wanted to do anything, she could've done it last night.

0:33:08 > 0:33:10ORGAN PLAYS "ABIDE WITH ME"

0:33:13 > 0:33:14What do you mean, last night?

0:33:22 > 0:33:27I went... I went round to see her last night. Got sentimental.

0:33:27 > 0:33:30Made a drunken lunge. It was disgusting. I was disgusting.

0:33:32 > 0:33:35- You... - Yes. Me. But she said no.

0:33:35 > 0:33:39OK, Rox, she didn't want to hurt you. She didn't want to hurt me.

0:33:39 > 0:33:44If she'd wanted to do something, she could've messed with my head there and then. And she didn't.

0:33:44 > 0:33:46All right... OK?

0:34:03 > 0:34:05OK.

0:34:06 > 0:34:12- What?- It's fine. It's fine. I get it. I get it.

0:34:13 > 0:34:16Night before your wedding...

0:34:16 > 0:34:18You and Kat.

0:34:18 > 0:34:23It's a big deal, moving on. Right? And I forgive you.

0:34:23 > 0:34:26I forgive you. OK?

0:34:26 > 0:34:32Look, the point is, you chose to be here today with me.

0:34:32 > 0:34:36We just got married, Alfie. We just got married, didn't we?

0:34:38 > 0:34:40And it's a beautiful, wonderful thing.

0:34:40 > 0:34:44And we're about to spend of the rest of our lives together.

0:34:44 > 0:34:46So let's just go out there...

0:34:46 > 0:34:52and let's just get covered in confetti and sing hymns

0:34:52 > 0:34:55and go back to the Vic and get drunk. OK?

0:35:00 > 0:35:05I said OK? Alfie, I forgive you.

0:35:08 > 0:35:09Yeah... yeah...

0:35:09 > 0:35:11Yeah.

0:35:24 > 0:35:26You don't want to...

0:35:29 > 0:35:31You don't want to go back out there, do you?

0:35:33 > 0:35:36- Rox...? - You don't want to be married to me.

0:35:36 > 0:35:39You don't want any of this.

0:35:40 > 0:35:42Because you...

0:35:44 > 0:35:48- You still love Kat. - No. No...- Yes, you do.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51No... What're you talking about? How can you...?

0:35:51 > 0:35:55How can you say that? After everything she's done to me? How could I?

0:35:55 > 0:35:57But you do. You do.

0:35:57 > 0:36:01And you know what, I can be your wife

0:36:01 > 0:36:05and I can be stepmum to Tommy.

0:36:05 > 0:36:06But it's never going to change.

0:36:09 > 0:36:12She's the one you want and she always will be.

0:36:12 > 0:36:13No...

0:36:21 > 0:36:23Tell me I'm wrong, then.

0:36:23 > 0:36:24Tell me...

0:36:26 > 0:36:30..that you love me more than her?

0:36:34 > 0:36:38Rox, I'm sorry. Rox, listen, we can do this.

0:36:38 > 0:36:41Right. I promise you. We can... Please, let me do this.

0:36:41 > 0:36:44Listen to me. We can make this work.

0:36:44 > 0:36:46Please? I can make this work.

0:36:46 > 0:36:48Do you think I want this?

0:36:49 > 0:36:52Do you think I want YOU like this?

0:36:53 > 0:36:55It's never...

0:36:56 > 0:36:58It's never going to work.

0:37:01 > 0:37:02- I'm sorry.- Stop!

0:37:05 > 0:37:08Stop saying you're sorry!

0:37:08 > 0:37:10I don't know what else to do.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15Just go. Go. Go!

0:37:15 > 0:37:17Go and be with Kat.

0:37:17 > 0:37:20- No, no. I can't. I can't do that.- Go and be with her!

0:37:20 > 0:37:23Yes, you can. Yes, you can. I'm telling you. You can.

0:37:23 > 0:37:25No... we just got married.

0:37:25 > 0:37:27I KNOW we've just got married!

0:37:29 > 0:37:30I'm letting you go, aren't I?

0:37:36 > 0:37:38I love you.

0:37:40 > 0:37:44- I love you and I'm letting you go. - No. No, no...

0:37:44 > 0:37:47Get out! Get out!

0:38:22 > 0:38:23Congratulations.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28- Alfie. What are you doing, mate? Get yourself back in there. - No, no, I can't.

0:38:28 > 0:38:31- Of course you can. Come on. Follow me.- No. I've got to find Kat.

0:38:31 > 0:38:35What?! Alfie, no, just listen to me, that's in the past, it's gone.

0:38:35 > 0:38:38You're married now. You're probably having a little bit of a panic...

0:38:38 > 0:38:43Hold on a second - are you telling me you've just walked out on my sister?!

0:38:43 > 0:38:46Isn't this what you wanted? You kept telling me that this was going to happen!

0:38:46 > 0:38:50Listen, Ronnie, I made a mistake. We both made a mistake. I just realised too late.

0:38:50 > 0:38:54- It's all right, I'm the best man. I can deal with this.- You think you're capable of that?

0:38:54 > 0:38:56- Come on, Ian, we need to go and find Kat.- Alfie, wait, think about it...

0:38:56 > 0:39:00You're too late. She's gone.

0:39:00 > 0:39:04- What are you talking about, gone? Gone where?- She's leaving.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08She's going to live in Spain. She's already left for the airport.

0:39:08 > 0:39:12No. No, you're lying. Kat wouldn't leave without telling me where she was going.

0:39:12 > 0:39:15- You're lying. - Maybe she didn't want to ruin your big day.

0:39:15 > 0:39:19She's gone, Alfie. She came to see you get married and now she's gone.

0:39:19 > 0:39:21Look, maybe I was wrong.

0:39:21 > 0:39:23Maybe this is, like, a last-minute panic.

0:39:23 > 0:39:26Maybe you and Roxy can actually work things out.

0:39:26 > 0:39:29No. You know that's not true. And so does she.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32Ronnie, I didn't want to hurt her but there was nothing I could do.

0:39:32 > 0:39:36Of all people, you should understand that, OK? Now, please, Ronnie.

0:39:36 > 0:39:40I'm begging you. Just tell me which airport she's gone to?

0:39:40 > 0:39:43What did I tell you? Eh? What did I tell you about marrying a Mitchell?

0:39:43 > 0:39:46Get back in there now. Get them stupid ideas out of your head.

0:39:46 > 0:39:49- Get back in there and do the right thing. - No, I can't do that, Phil.

0:39:49 > 0:39:51- I ain't going to tell you again, Alfie.- Phil...

0:39:51 > 0:39:55Shut your mouth. And you don't even think about getting involved. Now you, get in there.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58Phil! Ronnie, just tell me - what airport? Please...

0:40:03 > 0:40:04Phil!

0:40:06 > 0:40:07Phil, leave him alone!

0:40:38 > 0:40:41- Where's Kat gone?- Southend.

0:41:14 > 0:41:15Can you take me home, please, Phil?

0:41:32 > 0:41:34Look, you've done the right thing.

0:41:34 > 0:41:35I can see that now.

0:41:35 > 0:41:39Letting go. Moving on.

0:41:39 > 0:41:42It's the right thing for you.

0:41:42 > 0:41:47I mean, who wants to be the ex, eh, hanging about, waiting for crumbs?

0:41:49 > 0:41:51You've got to move on in life.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57Kat, you deserve to be happy.

0:42:06 > 0:42:08What do you think's going to happen?

0:42:08 > 0:42:11Nothing's changed. She's still Kat.

0:42:12 > 0:42:14Kat Slater. And all that comes with.

0:42:16 > 0:42:17All that baggage.

0:42:17 > 0:42:22Stuff you were trying to get away from. The other blokes.

0:42:22 > 0:42:24Think about it. Derek? I mean, that was less than a year ago.

0:42:24 > 0:42:28I get it, all right. I know what you're trying to say.

0:42:28 > 0:42:31I've tried. All right? But I can't live without her.

0:42:36 > 0:42:37What if she does take you back?

0:42:37 > 0:42:39Of course she's going to take me back.

0:42:39 > 0:42:41What if she does and then she does it again?

0:42:41 > 0:42:43How are you going to feel then?

0:42:43 > 0:42:45Just drive, Ian.

0:42:55 > 0:42:58Roxy, you look amazing.

0:42:59 > 0:43:00Look at Roxy.

0:43:02 > 0:43:04Congratulations, Rox.

0:43:04 > 0:43:06Lola, can I get a vodka, please?

0:43:06 > 0:43:08Yeah.

0:43:08 > 0:43:11I'm sorry we couldn't make the ceremony.

0:43:11 > 0:43:14Lexi was running a temperature and Lola started going into one...

0:43:14 > 0:43:17Yeah, yeah, I know, but she's fine now.

0:43:17 > 0:43:18Rox, where's Alfie?

0:43:20 > 0:43:23Oh. He's not coming.

0:43:29 > 0:43:30Hey.

0:43:30 > 0:43:31Cheers.

0:43:51 > 0:43:53HORN BLASTS What is the hold up?!

0:43:53 > 0:43:56Alf, that's not going to help, is it?

0:44:02 > 0:44:04Alfie, what're you doing?

0:44:21 > 0:44:25Mate, hold it! Hold it there, hold it there. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

0:44:25 > 0:44:27Hold it, mate. Listen, I need to borrow your bike.

0:44:27 > 0:44:28- Ian, give me your wallet. - What?

0:44:28 > 0:44:32Mate, hear me out, listen! Just give me your wallet, please.

0:44:32 > 0:44:34- What for? - Give me your wallet and your watch.

0:44:34 > 0:44:37I'll make it up to you. I'll double it, whatever it is.

0:44:37 > 0:44:39Please. Mate, please, hold on one second! Please, Ian?

0:44:39 > 0:44:41Give me a second, OK, mate.

0:44:41 > 0:44:44Listen, mate, there's a good few quid there. Give me your watch.

0:44:44 > 0:44:47- Alfie...- Ian, I am begging you as your best mate.

0:44:47 > 0:44:51Please give me your watch. Ian, please.

0:44:51 > 0:44:54SIREN APPROACHES

0:44:56 > 0:44:59Lovely! There you go, mate. Thank you. Right, I need the helmet.

0:45:06 > 0:45:09You know, the thing about marriage is it's so restrictive.

0:45:09 > 0:45:12Right? One partner the rest of your life.

0:45:12 > 0:45:16Where, where is the fun in that? It's not me.

0:45:16 > 0:45:20It's not my style. I am a free spirit. I'm a laugh.

0:45:20 > 0:45:25- Roxanne... - That's my big sister. Come to put a dampener on everything.

0:45:25 > 0:45:29Why don't you, Ronnie, relax, and have a drink, yeah? Liven up.

0:45:29 > 0:45:31Can I have a word with you outside, please?

0:45:31 > 0:45:34No. No, we're busy. OK.

0:45:36 > 0:45:37Get off of me!

0:45:39 > 0:45:43Ronnie, Ronnie, get your - Ronnie! Get your hands off of me!

0:45:43 > 0:45:46- Get outside. - What are you doing?!

0:45:47 > 0:45:48Get out.

0:45:50 > 0:45:52Who do you think you are?

0:45:52 > 0:45:57Whatever's happened. You, Alfie. I don't care. You stay away from him.

0:45:57 > 0:46:03You do not get to tell me what to do. I have got my own life and I make my own decisions.

0:46:03 > 0:46:07What am I supposed to do? I am trying to look out for you

0:46:07 > 0:46:10but ever since I've been back you just keep pushing me away.

0:46:10 > 0:46:13Ronnie, Ronnie, I'm not your salvation.

0:46:13 > 0:46:17I'm not here just for you. I've got my own life!

0:46:17 > 0:46:19And how is that going for you?

0:46:19 > 0:46:22Your husband has just upped and left you at the altar.

0:46:22 > 0:46:24Are you happy? Are you all smiles?

0:46:24 > 0:46:26Why do you have to be so horrible?

0:46:26 > 0:46:29Because it's true.

0:46:29 > 0:46:32You told me. You said don't get with Alfie.

0:46:32 > 0:46:36You said he still loves Kat and you were right. So fine.

0:46:36 > 0:46:39I admit it. You're the really, really clever one.

0:46:39 > 0:46:43And I'm the stupid bimbo that everyone leaves.

0:46:43 > 0:46:44That's not what I mean.

0:46:44 > 0:46:49But it's true. It's true, isn't it?

0:46:49 > 0:46:52I mean, who's ever really wanted me?

0:46:52 > 0:46:55Nothing's ever going to work for me...

0:46:55 > 0:46:59It will. It will. I promise you. I promise you.

0:46:59 > 0:47:02Listen to me. You are going be happy.

0:47:02 > 0:47:05That is my one job in life.

0:47:05 > 0:47:08You are the only thing I've got left.

0:47:08 > 0:47:10ROXY SOBS

0:47:10 > 0:47:14Shh. Come here. It's OK. Shhh.

0:47:20 > 0:47:24Right, all sorted. We'd better go. It's boarding soon.

0:47:24 > 0:47:27- Look, there's yesterday's takings. - Don't be silly. I'm all right.

0:47:27 > 0:47:30- I can't believe you're really going. - These say we are.

0:47:34 > 0:47:37I know this sounds really stupid but...

0:47:39 > 0:47:40..you're my best...

0:47:41 > 0:47:45..my only mate. I don't know what I'm going to do without you.

0:47:47 > 0:47:51You'll manage. You got your family. You got Terry.

0:47:51 > 0:47:55Terry's a good one. He ain't going anywhere.

0:47:55 > 0:47:59And you've still got me. Just jump on a plane, and I'm there.

0:47:59 > 0:48:02Call me night or day. I'll pick up. I promise.

0:48:03 > 0:48:06You're my best mate an' all.

0:48:06 > 0:48:07And these last nine months,

0:48:07 > 0:48:10you're the only thing that's kept me sane.

0:48:11 > 0:48:15What do you think, eh, Tommy? Me and your mum blubbering away?

0:48:17 > 0:48:19Right. We'd better go.

0:48:20 > 0:48:23- Well, you look after yourself. - Yeah. And you. Come on, Tommy.

0:48:23 > 0:48:27- Say goodbye. - Bye.- I'll see ya.

0:48:27 > 0:48:28Bye.

0:48:30 > 0:48:31Bianca.

0:48:33 > 0:48:34Say goodbye to Alfie for me.

0:49:07 > 0:49:10TYRES SCREECH

0:49:17 > 0:49:19Just down on the left, please. Thank you.

0:49:21 > 0:49:24Good evening. Thank you.

0:49:24 > 0:49:26Just down on the right-hand side, please.

0:49:36 > 0:49:39- Bianca!- Alfie! What are you doing here?

0:49:39 > 0:49:42- It's a long story. Listen, where's Kat?- She's gone.

0:49:42 > 0:49:46No. She can't have gone. What time's her flight leave?

0:49:46 > 0:49:50- It's leaving now. - Have you got any cash?

0:49:50 > 0:49:51Yes!

0:49:51 > 0:49:53Take that!

0:49:53 > 0:49:56Lovely, lovely! Thanks, B!

0:49:56 > 0:49:57Good luck!

0:49:59 > 0:50:03That's it, look. It's here. Go in there. Sit over there. Good boy.

0:50:03 > 0:50:06- Going up! - We're going up. Put your belt on.

0:50:06 > 0:50:09- Ooh! Look!- All right.

0:50:09 > 0:50:10- Plane.- Yeah.

0:50:16 > 0:50:19TANNOY: 'Boarding for flight 1223 to Ibiza...'

0:50:19 > 0:50:21Sorry, sorry!

0:50:21 > 0:50:24Sorry, sweetheart. Sorry, darling, you OK?

0:50:27 > 0:50:29Sorry.

0:50:32 > 0:50:34Sorry about that. Sorry, love, sorry.

0:50:34 > 0:50:37- Hello, mate. - The gate's closed, sir.

0:50:37 > 0:50:39Look, I've got a ticket! I've got a ticket!

0:50:39 > 0:50:43- There was an announcement. I'm sorry.- I've just walked out my wedding

0:50:43 > 0:50:46to chase after the woman that I love. Look at me!

0:50:46 > 0:50:50Do you honestly think I'd be standing here dressed like this if it wasn't important?

0:50:50 > 0:50:52I'm begging you. Please. Please.

0:50:56 > 0:51:00- See you later. Take care. - Thank you very much. Take care now. Bye-bye.

0:51:08 > 0:51:09Good evening, Tower.

0:51:09 > 0:51:12This is Kalos two three requesting clearance to push.

0:51:14 > 0:51:17Hold it! I've got a ticket! Hold the plane! Stay there!

0:51:18 > 0:51:20I've got a ticket!

0:51:22 > 0:51:26'Good evening and welcome on board this Kalos Airways flight shortly departing to Ibiza.

0:51:26 > 0:51:28'When stowing your hand baggage...'

0:51:28 > 0:51:30Hello! I've got a ticket, I've got a ticket!

0:51:30 > 0:51:34'..smaller items such as handbags and laptops should be stowed...'

0:51:44 > 0:51:48- Boarding pass?- There you go. - Two rows down. On your left.

0:51:51 > 0:51:54Sir. If you'd like to take your seat? Sir?

0:51:56 > 0:51:58Kat...

0:52:08 > 0:52:10What are you doing here?

0:52:10 > 0:52:14- I've come to get you. - Come to get me? What do you mean?

0:52:14 > 0:52:17- Where's Roxy?- It's a long story. I can't explain it right now.

0:52:17 > 0:52:20But we need to get off the plane. We need to go. Come on, let's go.

0:52:20 > 0:52:22- Go where? - Home. We're going to go home.

0:52:22 > 0:52:28Alfie... I'm leaving. I'm about to fly to Ibiza.

0:52:28 > 0:52:31Yeah, I know... That was before. That was before I realised.

0:52:31 > 0:52:34- Realised what? - That marrying Roxy was a mistake.

0:52:36 > 0:52:39- Sir.- Please, I'm trying to have a conversation, all right.

0:52:39 > 0:52:43- You need to sit down. - Yes, I know. Just please, just give me a minute, all right.

0:52:43 > 0:52:48- You're disrupting the flight. - I'm trying to have a conversation with my wife... OK. My ex-wife.

0:52:48 > 0:52:50It's just really important. All right.

0:52:50 > 0:52:53If you don't sit down, I'll have to ask you to leave the plane.

0:52:53 > 0:52:55OK. Fine, sweetheart, you've asked me, OK.

0:52:55 > 0:52:58Alfie, you heard what she said. You need to go.

0:52:58 > 0:53:02Listen to me, OK. The whole church. The wedding. It didn't happen.

0:53:02 > 0:53:07What are you talking about? I was there. I saw you. I heard you say "I do".

0:53:07 > 0:53:09OK, all right. I know I said that.

0:53:09 > 0:53:13- But they were just words that came out of my mouth...- So you just left her standing there at the altar?

0:53:13 > 0:53:17No... No, no. We signed the register...

0:53:22 > 0:53:25- You signed the register?! - Yes, I know. But it's just a bit of paper.

0:53:25 > 0:53:29- It doesn't mean nothing. What's important, Kat, is me and you. - You're nuts. You're off your head.

0:53:29 > 0:53:32- We need to go. Please. Come with me. - No. You can't do this.

0:53:32 > 0:53:36You can't do this to me and Tommy, you can't do this to Roxy.

0:53:40 > 0:53:43I'm leaving. I am moving on.

0:53:43 > 0:53:46You can't just jump back into our lives at the last minute.

0:53:46 > 0:53:52No, no, no, I'm not, I've always been a part of your lives, haven't I? We've been...me and you...

0:53:55 > 0:53:58I can't believe you've done this!

0:54:03 > 0:54:07Look, you got cold feet. Go back. Go back. You can fix this, Alfie.

0:54:07 > 0:54:13That's what everyone keeps saying but that's not what I want. Me and you. Us. That's what's important.

0:54:13 > 0:54:14It's too late, it's too late.

0:54:14 > 0:54:18- Sir, we need to ask you to take your seat or leave the aircraft. - I am not going to take my seat.

0:54:18 > 0:54:21And I am not leaving the aircraft, OK.

0:54:21 > 0:54:24I'm having a... I'm having a conversation. And it's...

0:54:30 > 0:54:33It's probably the most...

0:54:33 > 0:54:36important conversation of my life right now.

0:54:36 > 0:54:42- Are you refusing to sit down? - Yes! Yes! Yes, I'm refusing to sit down. Listen, back off! OK.

0:54:42 > 0:54:46- Just give me five minutes and I promise I'll be out of your hair. - Sorry, sir, but we can't do that.

0:54:46 > 0:54:49- What are you going to do about it? - This way, please, sir.

0:54:49 > 0:54:52Kat, take no notice of them. Just concentrate on me. Ignore them.

0:54:52 > 0:54:55Please come with me. Get off me! Kat, please, I'm begging you.

0:54:55 > 0:54:58Get your... Get your hands off me!

0:54:58 > 0:55:03Kat, please! Just get off the plane, Kat. Come with me, I'm begging you! Will you get off me!

0:55:03 > 0:55:07- Kat! Please... Get off me! - Alfie?

0:55:07 > 0:55:10Don't stay on the plane. Come with me! Please come with me.

0:55:10 > 0:55:13- Get off me! Kat! Get off me! - Are you all right, madam?

0:55:13 > 0:55:15Kat, please...

0:55:19 > 0:55:20Mummy!

0:55:40 > 0:55:41All right, OK, get off me, OK.

0:55:41 > 0:55:44You made your point, I'm going to go...

0:55:44 > 0:55:46Alfie.

0:55:48 > 0:55:51Get off me, let go. Kat! Kat!

0:55:53 > 0:55:54Kat.

0:55:58 > 0:56:00Do you mean it?

0:56:00 > 0:56:02Do you really mean it? You want me?

0:56:03 > 0:56:06- You forgive me?- Totally.

0:56:08 > 0:56:10You know, I...

0:56:10 > 0:56:16I have tried so hard, Kat, to be without you.

0:56:16 > 0:56:20You know, I can't... I can't do it.

0:56:23 > 0:56:25Cos all I want is you.

0:56:25 > 0:56:30And you know, nothing makes sense to me

0:56:30 > 0:56:33unless...unless there's a Kat and Alfie.

0:56:36 > 0:56:40You are... you are the love of my life, Kat.

0:56:44 > 0:56:46And you always will be.

0:56:49 > 0:56:51And you're my man in the moon.

0:57:11 > 0:57:13Hey, hey, Kat. Whoa, whoa, where you going?

0:57:13 > 0:57:15I didn't mean to wake you. Go back to bed.

0:57:15 > 0:57:17Well, only if you come back with me.

0:57:17 > 0:57:20I'd love to but do you really want Roxy catching us

0:57:20 > 0:57:24- the morning after your wedding night?- No.

0:57:24 > 0:57:26I'll come back when Tommy's woken up.

0:57:26 > 0:57:27All right, then, sweetheart.

0:57:27 > 0:57:29As long as you don't change your mind and, you know,

0:57:29 > 0:57:32go jetting off to some foreign sunny beach somewhere.

0:57:32 > 0:57:37- I think you're banned from the airport after yesterday, don't you? - Yeah, probably.

0:57:37 > 0:57:39Anyway...

0:57:39 > 0:57:41I'm not going anywhere.

0:57:44 > 0:57:47- See you later, yeah?- Yeah. - All right.

0:57:55 > 0:57:57ENGINE RUMBLES

0:57:57 > 0:57:58Oi!

0:58:02 > 0:58:05I go away for five minutes and you're already causing chaos.

0:58:05 > 0:58:08Kat, I could have sworn I saw you get on the plane.

0:58:08 > 0:58:10Yeah, turned out there was a technical hitch...

0:58:10 > 0:58:13by the name of Alfie Moon. Looks like you're stuck with me.

0:58:13 > 0:58:16Keep it quiet, cos I don't think everyone else'll be that happy.

0:58:16 > 0:58:20Oh, well, don't matter. If it's what you and Alfie want, it's nothing to do with no-one else.

0:58:20 > 0:58:22I've just got to go and rescue my jumpers.

0:58:22 > 0:58:24Oi!

0:58:24 > 0:58:26ALFIE WHISTLES

0:58:32 > 0:58:37Ah, so you fancied a bit of breakfast in bed after all, did you?

0:58:39 > 0:58:43- Oh...- I kept the receipt just in case you don't like them.

0:58:43 > 0:58:47- No, Mum, you did good this year. - That's cos I helped choose them.

0:58:48 > 0:58:50Thank you.

0:58:50 > 0:58:52There's a little something extra in there for you as well.

0:58:52 > 0:58:55I told you guys you don't have to make a fuss.

0:58:55 > 0:58:58Of course I do, my little baby's all grown up.

0:58:58 > 0:59:00Mm-hm. Let's go. Because this is where Mum starts grabbing

0:59:00 > 0:59:03the cheeks and starts getting the old baby pictures out.

0:59:03 > 0:59:07- Come on, Mum, I'm 21 years old... - Every year I need to remind myself just how cute you were.

0:59:07 > 0:59:08Besides, you lot aren't going anywhere.

0:59:08 > 0:59:11You're on cleaning duty for this party this afternoon.

0:59:11 > 0:59:13You should have spoke sooner. We're going to play pool.

0:59:13 > 0:59:16I've taken the day off. I thought we could spend it together.

0:59:16 > 0:59:18Said I'd show him how I misspent my youth.

0:59:20 > 0:59:22I mean, you could always come along, Mum.

0:59:22 > 0:59:24No, you're all right.

0:59:24 > 0:59:26Who's going to get the house ready for the party?

0:59:26 > 0:59:29And I don't want to get in the way of your boys' day out.

0:59:29 > 0:59:31All right. Later, yeah, Mum?

0:59:31 > 0:59:33SAM BLOWS A KISS

0:59:37 > 0:59:40- Roxy, come on. - I just want to get my stuff and go.

0:59:40 > 0:59:42Roxy, you don't have to do this now, OK?

0:59:42 > 0:59:45Don't I? Funnily enough, I only have a wedding dress to wear

0:59:45 > 0:59:47and it was bad enough being stuck in that all day

0:59:47 > 0:59:49like the world's biggest loser!

0:59:49 > 0:59:52I'm sorry, Rox, but I swear I'd never have gone had you not told me to.

0:59:52 > 0:59:54It's absolutely fine, Alfie,

0:59:54 > 0:59:57because I will be out of your hair in a minute

0:59:57 > 1:00:00and you and Kat can do exactly what you want.

1:00:00 > 1:00:01Do you know what, Alfie?

1:00:01 > 1:00:05- I just don't even care what you do any more.- Just...- What?!

1:00:05 > 1:00:07Just tell Amy I'll see her soon.

1:00:07 > 1:00:09She'll always be part of my life. Listen!

1:00:09 > 1:00:12I don't blame you for hating me, OK?

1:00:12 > 1:00:13I don't blame you for that, Rox,

1:00:13 > 1:00:16but don't let Amy suffer for what I've done.

1:00:16 > 1:00:19You slept with another woman on our wedding night.

1:00:21 > 1:00:27So YOU do NOT get to be lovable old Alfie any more,

1:00:27 > 1:00:30because we both know that is not who you are.

1:00:40 > 1:00:42So I spent ages looking for this.

1:00:42 > 1:00:45Everything seemed fine and then it all went really pear-shaped.

1:00:45 > 1:00:47They must have had a barney.

1:00:47 > 1:00:51Just shows you, once you get that ring on your finger...wah!

1:00:51 > 1:00:55Although I do seem to remember we nearly missed our wedding reception.

1:00:55 > 1:00:58That was for a very different reason.

1:01:04 > 1:01:06You know, I'm not sure if this is right.

1:01:06 > 1:01:08I mean, we wanted to get him something special,

1:01:08 > 1:01:10but do you think this is too bling?

1:01:10 > 1:01:13Nothing you get him is going to be too bling, is it?

1:01:13 > 1:01:15Me, Jay and Lola are going to give it to him at his party.

1:01:15 > 1:01:18- We could say it's from you too if you like.- I'm not sure I'm going to go.

1:01:18 > 1:01:20It's Dexter's 21st!

1:01:20 > 1:01:23Yeah, so it's going to be full of people getting smashed

1:01:23 > 1:01:25and wanting to get in each other's pants, ain't it?

1:01:25 > 1:01:28It's a family party in the middle of the afternoon.

1:01:28 > 1:01:29I mean, Nan's going to be there.

1:01:33 > 1:01:36Is this cos you're still upset about the break-up?

1:01:36 > 1:01:40Look, Abs, I'm sorry, it's just...

1:01:40 > 1:01:43I'm just not really feeling it today, that's all.

1:01:54 > 1:01:57- Alfie. Coast clear? - You all right, sweetheart?

1:01:57 > 1:02:01Listen, there's no point in hiding cos, Roxy, she already knows.

1:02:06 > 1:02:08How is she?

1:02:08 > 1:02:12Angry, upset, everything I expected, really.

1:02:12 > 1:02:15I felt really bad, though, watching her pack.

1:02:15 > 1:02:18There's nothing worse than hurting someone you love

1:02:18 > 1:02:20and not being able to put it right, ain't there?

1:02:20 > 1:02:22Come on.

1:02:22 > 1:02:26Listen, I told you, all right? This one ain't down to you, all right?

1:02:27 > 1:02:33Why don't we just take things slower until it all calms down a bit, yeah?

1:02:33 > 1:02:35You sure?

1:02:35 > 1:02:38Be hard for me to keep my hands off you, though.

1:02:38 > 1:02:41OK. Well, listen. I'll give you a quick cuddle to keep you going.

1:02:41 > 1:02:43This is what you want.

1:02:45 > 1:02:47No, seriously, Alfie.

1:02:47 > 1:02:50For once, let's just do the right thing, yeah?

1:02:50 > 1:02:52OK, OK, yeah.

1:02:57 > 1:03:02- You all right?- I'm glad you're back. Do you hear that?

1:03:02 > 1:03:04- I can't hear nothing. - It's a miracle, isn't it?

1:03:04 > 1:03:08We've got the whole place to ourselves and some making-up to do.

1:03:08 > 1:03:12- I thought we did that last night. - Yeah, but I thought you'd like to show me how really sorry you are.

1:03:12 > 1:03:14I've apologised. What more do you want?

1:03:14 > 1:03:16I can think of a few things.

1:03:16 > 1:03:18For starters, you admitting you were out of order.

1:03:18 > 1:03:20All right, OK. I know I overreacted

1:03:20 > 1:03:24and I can't exactly blame you for things that you done before we were together.

1:03:24 > 1:03:27And I know you and Nikki HAD a family Christmas,

1:03:27 > 1:03:30- but it's not going to be like that now, is it?- No.

1:03:30 > 1:03:33So what was that about having the house to ourselves?

1:03:34 > 1:03:36Dad!

1:03:36 > 1:03:37TERRY SNIGGERS

1:03:37 > 1:03:40I thought you were at the car lot.

1:03:40 > 1:03:42Well, I'm having a late one today.

1:03:42 > 1:03:45I did fancy making myself a bacon sarnie but I've lost my appetite.

1:03:45 > 1:03:47Sorry, mate, we thought the house was empty.

1:03:47 > 1:03:49Well, excuse me for using my own kitchen(!)

1:03:49 > 1:03:51Excuse me, it's not yours and we're using it.

1:03:51 > 1:03:54- Right, I'll go down the caff, then. - No, you stay where you are, mate, cos, erm...

1:03:54 > 1:03:56we've got the rest of the house.

1:04:07 > 1:04:09Do you know what? I don't know, you know,

1:04:09 > 1:04:12about this snooker stuff. It's never really been my thing.

1:04:12 > 1:04:14- It ain't snooker, it's pool. - Yeah, same difference.

1:04:14 > 1:04:17And I wasn't sure about it at first, either.

1:04:17 > 1:04:18But...

1:04:18 > 1:04:22it's something my old man taught me.

1:04:22 > 1:04:26It trains you to use your brain, plan for the long game ahead.

1:04:28 > 1:04:31See, now, I thought all you have to do is hit that ball

1:04:31 > 1:04:32on those balls there.

1:04:34 > 1:04:36You'll pick it up. It's in the blood.

1:04:38 > 1:04:41It's also a sure way of impressing the ladies.

1:04:41 > 1:04:45Yeah? I ain't got no problems in that department, yeah.

1:04:45 > 1:04:49So how come you ain't got a date for the party tonight?

1:04:49 > 1:04:53Just keeping my options open, isn't it?

1:04:53 > 1:04:55What about that nurse at the hospital?

1:04:55 > 1:04:59She was giving you some serious bedside manner, boy.

1:04:59 > 1:05:01You know what, I might actually go and look for her

1:05:01 > 1:05:03when I go back for a checkup.

1:05:03 > 1:05:06Or maybe you'll get lucky out clubbing later.

1:05:11 > 1:05:14I figured you wouldn't want to be stuck in with us all night

1:05:14 > 1:05:18so I arranged for a cab to take you and your mates out after the party.

1:05:18 > 1:05:21Are you serious? And Mum's all right with it?

1:05:21 > 1:05:22She's going to have to be.

1:05:24 > 1:05:26I have a few birthdays to make up for.

1:05:31 > 1:05:33Look, listen...

1:05:33 > 1:05:36I just want to say...

1:05:36 > 1:05:39I'm really happy you're here.

1:05:39 > 1:05:42This is all I've ever wanted, ever since I was a little kid.

1:05:44 > 1:05:47So come on, then. Teach me how to play!

1:05:48 > 1:05:51Ball.

1:05:51 > 1:05:52Break.

1:06:07 > 1:06:09Lauren?

1:06:09 > 1:06:11Do you want something?

1:06:12 > 1:06:14Yeah, maybe.

1:06:14 > 1:06:15Well, I'm going to a party later

1:06:15 > 1:06:18so I was wondering if you could fit me in?

1:06:18 > 1:06:20Yeah, sure. Come on in.

1:06:23 > 1:06:24So...

1:06:26 > 1:06:28..what do you think?

1:06:28 > 1:06:30Depends what it's meant to be.

1:06:30 > 1:06:34Well, it's the Orient Dragon. Can't you tell?

1:06:34 > 1:06:36Looks more like a cat to me.

1:06:36 > 1:06:38Well, it's bright red and it's breathing fire!

1:06:38 > 1:06:39Oh...

1:06:39 > 1:06:42I thought it was spitting up a fur ball.

1:06:46 > 1:06:49Well, I would start again but I've got the whole flat to tidy up

1:06:49 > 1:06:51and all this food to prepare.

1:06:51 > 1:06:53Sam and Dexter are off playing pool.

1:06:53 > 1:06:56Oh, I see. They've left you slaving in the kitchen, have they?

1:06:56 > 1:06:58Yeah, it's nice that Dexter gets to spend time

1:06:58 > 1:06:59with his dad on his birthday.

1:06:59 > 1:07:01Yeah, I know it is.

1:07:01 > 1:07:04Sam's certainly making an effort with the boy these days.

1:07:04 > 1:07:07Yeah, can't keep them apart since the operation.

1:07:07 > 1:07:10What about you? Couldn't you go and all?

1:07:10 > 1:07:14- I don't want to spoil their day. - Why would you spoil it?

1:07:14 > 1:07:16I might be wrong but I think women

1:07:16 > 1:07:18are allowed in pool halls these days.

1:07:22 > 1:07:24So...

1:07:24 > 1:07:26what's the problem?

1:07:26 > 1:07:29There isn't one, apart from I've got the world's worst cake

1:07:29 > 1:07:33and loads of people turning up for a party this afternoon.

1:07:33 > 1:07:35You wouldn't give us a hand?

1:07:42 > 1:07:45All right, wait. You lot are about to see the pupil become the master.

1:07:45 > 1:07:46Watch this, yeah.

1:07:50 > 1:07:51ABI LAUGHS

1:07:54 > 1:07:55The black was...

1:07:55 > 1:07:59- I think you might need a few more lessons.- Look, it's the first time I've played.

1:07:59 > 1:08:02- Are you done with this table?- No.

1:08:02 > 1:08:05I'll give you a game, though. Winner stays on.

1:08:07 > 1:08:10All right, you're on. But just be prepared to lose, yeah?

1:08:10 > 1:08:12Rack it up because I am going to take you down.

1:08:12 > 1:08:15I'd love to see you try but I need to get home.

1:08:15 > 1:08:19- What, you're not even going to let me get even?- We ain't got all day.

1:08:19 > 1:08:23Your mum's going to give me a mouthful if I'm not back to help.

1:08:23 > 1:08:28Birthday boy, stay with your mates and get some practice in.

1:08:28 > 1:08:33Do you know what? I want a rematch. And thanks, yeah?

1:08:34 > 1:08:37- Come on, Jay. Set it up. - I ain't got no money.

1:08:38 > 1:08:41I've not seen you in for a while.

1:08:41 > 1:08:43Yeah, I just thought I'd make an effort for the party.

1:08:43 > 1:08:46Oh, yeah? Anyone special going to be there?

1:08:48 > 1:08:51I thought you'd be fighting them off.

1:08:51 > 1:08:55- So you're married, yeah? - Yep. For my sins.

1:08:55 > 1:08:57Just the one kid?

1:08:57 > 1:09:01How come you never had any more?

1:09:01 > 1:09:04- We're happy as we are.- Lucky you.

1:09:04 > 1:09:09My family hate each other most of the time.

1:09:09 > 1:09:13We all have our moments. The times I could have swung for Jake.

1:09:13 > 1:09:14Why's that?

1:09:15 > 1:09:17Usual man stuff, you know.

1:09:17 > 1:09:20But when you've been together as long as we have,

1:09:20 > 1:09:22you get past things.

1:09:22 > 1:09:24It's what being married is all about.

1:09:24 > 1:09:27And besides, the bigger the row...

1:09:28 > 1:09:30..the better the making up.

1:09:37 > 1:09:40- You spoken to Amy yet? - I just tried.

1:09:42 > 1:09:45She doesn't get it, she just wants to know

1:09:45 > 1:09:47why we can't go back and see Alfie.

1:09:48 > 1:09:51Right, look. Why don't we go and get some of her stuff?

1:09:51 > 1:09:54We can put it in her new room and make it feel a bit more like home.

1:09:54 > 1:09:55No, I can't.

1:09:56 > 1:09:58I can't face going out. No.

1:09:58 > 1:09:59Why? You've nothing to be ashamed of.

1:09:59 > 1:10:02I just don't want people feeling sorry for me.

1:10:02 > 1:10:05Right, listen. You need to go out there

1:10:05 > 1:10:07and show them that you can't be beaten.

1:10:10 > 1:10:11Haven't you got a job to go to?

1:10:11 > 1:10:15Yeah. Why don't you come with me?

1:10:15 > 1:10:17Be like the dream team back together again.

1:10:17 > 1:10:21- I know you're trying to help, Ron. I do. But I really just cannot... - Listen to me.

1:10:21 > 1:10:24What you need to do is you've got to take it one step at a time.

1:10:24 > 1:10:27So let's just go out, we'll do a bit of shopping,

1:10:27 > 1:10:29Phil can look after Amy.

1:10:30 > 1:10:34How about if we stop for a drink first?

1:10:35 > 1:10:38Well, it wouldn't be much of a shopping trip if we didn't.

1:10:44 > 1:10:45- <- Dad!

1:10:45 > 1:10:47< I'm sorry, Bel, but the dentist said

1:10:47 > 1:10:48< you've got to look after your teeth.

1:10:48 > 1:10:51- She said my teeth were fine.- But if you want to keep them that way,

1:10:51 > 1:10:54I'm going to have to help you out and eat this for you.

1:10:54 > 1:10:56Guys, I've got clients!

1:10:56 > 1:10:59- Lauren, I haven't checked your nails.- No, it's all right. I'll see you later.

1:11:06 > 1:11:08THEY CHATTER

1:11:08 > 1:11:10I thought you lot were playing pool.

1:11:10 > 1:11:12Yeah, we were until Dex got bored of being beaten.

1:11:12 > 1:11:14Yeah, but it's his birthday so we let him off the hook.

1:11:14 > 1:11:16So where's your dad, then?

1:11:16 > 1:11:19He left a while back. He said he was coming to help you.

1:11:19 > 1:11:20Well, I haven't seen him.

1:11:20 > 1:11:23- He must have got held up, then. - Well, he could have called me!

1:11:23 > 1:11:27Maybe he didn't know that he had to let you know where he was going every minute, Mum.

1:11:27 > 1:11:28That is rude.

1:11:28 > 1:11:30Look, he's not going anywhere, Mum. Give him a break.

1:11:33 > 1:11:35I'm trying to create a serene environment

1:11:35 > 1:11:38and you come in and cause chaos.

1:11:38 > 1:11:41- Yeah. Everything all right before that?- Yeah.

1:11:42 > 1:11:44She seemed a little wound up.

1:11:44 > 1:11:47Yeah, she's a sweet girl but she's got her issues.

1:11:48 > 1:11:52- Boy trouble, I think.- Ah. What kind of trouble?- Didn't say.

1:11:55 > 1:11:59Since when have you been interested in my clients, anyway?

1:11:59 > 1:12:02I just feel bad for causing a problem.

1:12:02 > 1:12:04I'm used to it, darling. You always do.

1:12:04 > 1:12:06- Listen, I need to move the car.- OK.

1:12:17 > 1:12:21If you're looking for someone to shove sausages on a stick,

1:12:21 > 1:12:23I've retired.

1:12:23 > 1:12:27No, I was just seeing if Sam was around.

1:12:27 > 1:12:29I thought he was having a boys' day out.

1:12:29 > 1:12:33Yeah, well. He set off a while back and I haven't heard from him.

1:12:33 > 1:12:35He's not answering his phone, either.

1:12:35 > 1:12:38- How long's he been gone? - About an hour.

1:12:38 > 1:12:43Then don't you reckon it's a bit too soon to send out a search party?

1:12:43 > 1:12:46Well, he has just had a major operation.

1:12:46 > 1:12:48I was just checking he was all right.

1:12:48 > 1:12:51I thought he was on the mend now, so what's the problem?

1:12:51 > 1:12:53Ain't like he's going to do a runner.

1:12:55 > 1:12:57No.

1:12:57 > 1:12:59You think he is?

1:12:59 > 1:13:01I don't know.

1:13:01 > 1:13:04It just feels like something's different.

1:13:05 > 1:13:07Look...

1:13:08 > 1:13:11..I ain't always been Sam's biggest fan but if he didn't

1:13:11 > 1:13:14want to be here, he wouldn't have stuck around this long.

1:13:15 > 1:13:17You're the one who'll drive him away

1:13:17 > 1:13:20with all this bunny-boiler stuff.

1:13:20 > 1:13:23- I am not acting like...- Oh, no?

1:13:23 > 1:13:26You're trawling the local boozers and he ain't even been gone an hour!

1:13:27 > 1:13:32Has he done anything to make you think he might do a runner?

1:13:32 > 1:13:33No.

1:13:33 > 1:13:36Then don't you think this is all in your head?

1:13:36 > 1:13:39He'll turn up half-cut

1:13:39 > 1:13:42or with a betting slip. You'll see.

1:13:46 > 1:13:48- Hi, Carol.- Hi.

1:13:48 > 1:13:51- I'll have two coffees, please.- OK.

1:13:51 > 1:13:53On the house, yeah?

1:13:53 > 1:13:54No, you're all right. We'll pay.

1:13:56 > 1:13:59CAFE FALLS SILENT

1:14:03 > 1:14:06Roxy, I know I'm the last person you want to talk to right now.

1:14:06 > 1:14:09- So why don't you leave her alone, then?- Me and Alfie,

1:14:09 > 1:14:12we didn't plan for things to turn out like this, I promise you.

1:14:12 > 1:14:15Look, I did not come to your wedding to get Alfie back. I came to say goodbye.

1:14:17 > 1:14:19Listen, Roxy, I...

1:14:19 > 1:14:21I did not try to take over your life.

1:14:21 > 1:14:24Well, that's all right, then, isn't it?

1:14:24 > 1:14:28You steal my husband, you humiliate me in front of everyone I know,

1:14:28 > 1:14:31but as long as you weren't trying to do it, that's OK!

1:14:31 > 1:14:34All right, Rox. Come on, let's go.

1:14:34 > 1:14:36It was never my life, was it, Kat?

1:14:36 > 1:14:39- You were always there, waiting to take it back!- That's not true...

1:14:39 > 1:14:41Well, congratulations, Kat. Well done!

1:14:41 > 1:14:46You have won the prize of Alfie Moon and a life behind a bar.

1:14:46 > 1:14:49So I don't need to hang around and I certainly don't need your sympathy.

1:15:07 > 1:15:10Hey! Still no sign of your dad, you know.

1:15:10 > 1:15:12Mum, will you give it a rest?

1:15:12 > 1:15:15- I'll have to start phoning round the hospitals soon.- You know what?

1:15:15 > 1:15:17You are making far too much of this. Do you know that?

1:15:18 > 1:15:20You see, what did I tell you?

1:15:20 > 1:15:24Where have you been, Sam?! I was so worried.

1:15:24 > 1:15:26Sorry, but I had to go down the hospital.

1:15:26 > 1:15:28What? What do you mean? You're not sick, are you?

1:15:28 > 1:15:30Nah, I just wanted to see

1:15:30 > 1:15:33if a certain young nurse was free for a home visit.

1:15:46 > 1:15:47Sorry, do I know you?

1:15:47 > 1:15:50I know you. You're David Wicks, right?

1:15:50 > 1:15:52Yeah. Who are you?

1:15:52 > 1:15:54I was married to your cousin, Kevin.

1:15:54 > 1:15:56Oh, right. I don't really remember him.

1:15:56 > 1:15:58Sounds about right.

1:16:03 > 1:16:06- Want a drink, Tel? - I've got one, thanks.

1:16:07 > 1:16:10Look, I didn't want to get you in the doghouse over your ex.

1:16:10 > 1:16:12Probably shouldn't have told her.

1:16:12 > 1:16:14No, you shouldn't have, but you did.

1:16:14 > 1:16:16You imagine if that was t'other way round and it was your Rosie.

1:16:16 > 1:16:19- Wouldn't want anyone messing with her, would you?- She's ten!

1:16:19 > 1:16:21Well, they have a habit of growing up.

1:16:21 > 1:16:25Look, David. I know you're protective over Bianca, but I'm crazy about her.

1:16:25 > 1:16:28And let's face it, if I was stupid enough to mess up, she'd be

1:16:28 > 1:16:31- the first to kill me, wouldn't she? - True.

1:16:32 > 1:16:35- You'd better have a drink, then, while you still can.- Go on, then.

1:16:35 > 1:16:37Give us one of my brandy coffees, please, Trace,

1:16:37 > 1:16:40- and a little Coke for him. - DAVID CHUCKLES

1:16:44 > 1:16:45What the hell are you playing at?

1:16:45 > 1:16:48What do you think? I was getting my nails done.

1:16:48 > 1:16:51All right, fine. I wanted to talk to her.

1:16:51 > 1:16:54See what she was like. See what you two were like together.

1:16:54 > 1:16:55And how's that going to help, eh?

1:16:55 > 1:16:58You're only going to make things worse for yourself.

1:16:58 > 1:17:02I can't make things worse, Jake. You already did that.

1:17:09 > 1:17:12- There you go. - Why didn't you tell me?

1:17:12 > 1:17:15I was really worried that something had happened.

1:17:15 > 1:17:18Thought I'd run off with another woman?

1:17:18 > 1:17:21It ain't going to happen. You're stuck with me.

1:17:23 > 1:17:26Are you sure that's what you really want?

1:17:27 > 1:17:31You're just going to have to trust me.

1:17:33 > 1:17:36I do.

1:17:41 > 1:17:44So you know I can't really trust you, though, isn't it?

1:17:44 > 1:17:47Cos I don't know how you can just invite girls to my house without telling me.

1:17:47 > 1:17:49- I knew you were into her. - I'm into Rihanna too.

1:17:49 > 1:17:52- I weren't expecting a date with her, was I?- She was busy.

1:17:52 > 1:17:54Sorry about those two.

1:17:54 > 1:17:56It's fantastic what Dexter did.

1:17:56 > 1:17:59Yeah, I'm really proud of him.

1:17:59 > 1:18:02Well, I'm proud of them both.

1:18:02 > 1:18:04Lucky it worked out. Doesn't always go that way

1:18:04 > 1:18:08- when someone's been waiting on the transplant list for so long. - Oh, no. Sam was really lucky.

1:18:08 > 1:18:11He was only on the list for a couple of weeks.

1:18:11 > 1:18:15Right, if that's what he says, I must have read his chart wrong.

1:18:21 > 1:18:23Did you see the way she just looked at me?

1:18:23 > 1:18:25She was just feeling guilty.

1:18:26 > 1:18:28She was feeling pity.

1:18:30 > 1:18:32I mean, really, how did I get to this?

1:18:32 > 1:18:35I used to be the queen of Ibiza!

1:18:35 > 1:18:37When did I get mugged off

1:18:37 > 1:18:40by some stupid, ageing barman

1:18:40 > 1:18:43I would never have looked at a couple of years ago?!

1:18:43 > 1:18:45It doesn't matter now, all right?

1:18:45 > 1:18:49You've just got to forget it. You've got to move on.

1:18:49 > 1:18:51Yes, I have.

1:18:51 > 1:18:54Roxy?

1:18:54 > 1:18:55Roxy!

1:18:55 > 1:18:58MUSIC AND VOICES IN ANOTHER ROOM

1:19:19 > 1:19:21Roxy, put...

1:19:21 > 1:19:24- Put the hammer down! - Get off of me!

1:19:28 > 1:19:30- What are you doing? - She's lost it.

1:19:34 > 1:19:36Wait! Wait, look, all right.

1:19:36 > 1:19:39I know you want to get even, but this is not a good idea.

1:19:39 > 1:19:42I don't want to get even, I want to get out.

1:19:42 > 1:19:44Good for you.

1:19:44 > 1:19:45HAMMER BANGS

1:19:45 > 1:19:50Oi, don't you think you should have brought a screwdriver, you idiot?

1:19:50 > 1:19:52Turn it round. Do it like that.

1:20:05 > 1:20:09I can do a hell of a lot better than this!

1:20:09 > 1:20:12Roxy. Roxy!

1:20:12 > 1:20:14Come here.

1:20:20 > 1:20:22THEY LAUGH

1:20:24 > 1:20:27Come here. Come on, let's go home.

1:20:27 > 1:20:30THEY LAUGH

1:20:30 > 1:20:32Oh, my God!

1:20:32 > 1:20:34- RONNIE KISSES ROXY - I love you.

1:20:37 > 1:20:39LAUGHTER CONTINUES

1:20:41 > 1:20:42Lauren?

1:20:44 > 1:20:46You all right?

1:20:46 > 1:20:48Oi.

1:20:48 > 1:20:51Oi, you can talk to me, you know.

1:20:53 > 1:20:55Thought you'd be busy with Janine.

1:20:59 > 1:21:03It's just the bloke I was seeing.

1:21:03 > 1:21:05He's not who I thought he was.

1:21:05 > 1:21:09Yeah, well, I ain't really sure you ever know anyone.

1:21:10 > 1:21:15When I was a kid watching my mum and dad rip each other apart,

1:21:15 > 1:21:16I swore that I'd be different.

1:21:18 > 1:21:23But no matter how hard I try, I just keep getting it wrong.

1:21:23 > 1:21:25You ain't the only one, babe.

1:21:25 > 1:21:27Look, listen to me, OK?

1:21:28 > 1:21:31Now, I don't know what this bloke's done

1:21:31 > 1:21:36but what I do know is that you're an amazing girl, Lauren, and you're

1:21:36 > 1:21:40going to get through this because you can get through anything.

1:21:42 > 1:21:47One day you're going to find someone, too, that really deserves you.

1:21:48 > 1:21:50All right?

1:21:55 > 1:21:57Cheers, Dad.

1:22:05 > 1:22:08Caught us. Figured we'd get the party started.

1:22:08 > 1:22:11- You can't. We're not ready yet. - What else do we need, then?

1:22:11 > 1:22:13More booze by the looks of it.

1:22:13 > 1:22:15- Dex, why don't you take Laura to the shop?- I can go.

1:22:15 > 1:22:19No, it's all right. Let them go, spend more time together.

1:22:29 > 1:22:33So, what exactly did you want me all alone for?

1:22:33 > 1:22:36Tell me again, Sam.

1:22:36 > 1:22:38When did you know that your kidneys were failing?

1:22:40 > 1:22:42Why are you asking that? You already know.

1:22:42 > 1:22:46Well, I thought I did but Laura said you'd been waiting a long time.

1:22:47 > 1:22:50- Laura's got it all wrong. - Yeah, that's what I told her

1:22:50 > 1:22:54because I saw you collapse and I heard the doctors give you the news,

1:22:54 > 1:22:57so I just went to check the dates.

1:22:59 > 1:23:05You knew that you needed a transplant before you even came here.

1:23:07 > 1:23:10This is Roxy lashing out. She needs someone to blame.

1:23:10 > 1:23:12None of this is your fault, all right?

1:23:14 > 1:23:17I've come for the rest of Roxy's stuff.

1:23:17 > 1:23:20- I've got to go.- No, no. - Alfie, please...

1:23:20 > 1:23:23No, it's all right. You stay with me.

1:23:26 > 1:23:29I'll make sure I get it packed up for you tonight.

1:23:30 > 1:23:34You really are a mug, ain't you? She stood here less than a year ago,

1:23:34 > 1:23:36told everyone she was putting it about behind your back.

1:23:36 > 1:23:41- Don't talk about her like that.- How stupid are you to fall for it again? - I haven't fallen for anything.

1:23:41 > 1:23:44All right? I wanted this.

1:23:49 > 1:23:50I wanted this.

1:23:53 > 1:23:56And I know you're all talking behind our backs

1:23:56 > 1:23:58and I get it.

1:23:58 > 1:24:03But I'm the one who broke Roxy's heart and I'm going to have to live with that for the rest of my life.

1:24:03 > 1:24:04But the truth is...

1:24:06 > 1:24:11..the truth is I couldn't live without Kat a minute longer.

1:24:11 > 1:24:14So everything that's happened is down to me. It's my fault, all right?

1:24:14 > 1:24:17Just me. You don't need to blame her.

1:24:17 > 1:24:19(So much for taking it slow.)

1:24:19 > 1:24:22Listen, Kat. I love you, all right? And I don't care who knows.

1:24:26 > 1:24:29What? And you think that's it, do you?

1:24:30 > 1:24:32You just get your happy ending?

1:24:34 > 1:24:38You better watch yourself, cos this ain't over.

1:24:50 > 1:24:52It's our son's birthday.

1:24:54 > 1:24:56Do we have to do this now?

1:24:56 > 1:24:58Yes, Sam.

1:24:58 > 1:25:00Why didn't you tell us?

1:25:00 > 1:25:04This says that you've been on the transplant list since March!

1:25:05 > 1:25:07I know what it says.

1:25:08 > 1:25:10Please tell me...

1:25:10 > 1:25:14PLEASE tell me that you didn't just come to Walford

1:25:14 > 1:25:17to get your hands on my son's kidney?

1:25:17 > 1:25:19I can explain...

1:25:21 > 1:25:23You should have knocked that Alfie's teeth out.

1:25:23 > 1:25:26- At least broken a few ribs. - Yeah, and who'd run the Vic, genius?

1:25:26 > 1:25:28Just get this junk out of my way, will ya?

1:25:28 > 1:25:30It's your fault, making us kip down here.

1:25:30 > 1:25:31I don't care, get it moved.

1:25:31 > 1:25:34- This ain't a doss house, you know. - She'll sort it.

1:25:34 > 1:25:36Was it the slaphead or the charming personality

1:25:36 > 1:25:37that first attracted you to him?

1:25:37 > 1:25:39All right, that's it, sling your hook.

1:25:39 > 1:25:41Oh, he's a sensitive soul, ain't he, eh?

1:25:41 > 1:25:43- I ain't going to say it again. - You're chucking us out?

1:25:43 > 1:25:46- You can stay, but gobby here's out today.- Look, I go, she goes.

1:25:46 > 1:25:49Suit yourself, but either way, you're out of here tonight.

1:25:52 > 1:25:53I wasn't thinking straight.

1:25:53 > 1:25:55I was ill...

1:25:55 > 1:25:57I didn't know what else to do.

1:25:58 > 1:25:59I was scared...

1:25:59 > 1:26:01that I'd never find a donor...

1:26:01 > 1:26:04You couldn't just WAIT your turn, like everybody else?

1:26:04 > 1:26:06I was running out of time!

1:26:07 > 1:26:11I don't want to be stuck on some machine for the rest of my life...

1:26:11 > 1:26:13And then you remembered, "I have a son!"

1:26:13 > 1:26:16So you thought you'd just come and find us

1:26:16 > 1:26:17- and take what you wanted!- No!

1:26:19 > 1:26:22I knew Dexter COULD be a match...

1:26:23 > 1:26:26..but I waited on that list as long as I could.

1:26:26 > 1:26:30Coming back here was the last thing I wanted to do.

1:26:30 > 1:26:33Oh, but you did come back.

1:26:33 > 1:26:35And I nearly lost my son.

1:26:35 > 1:26:37But what do you care?

1:26:37 > 1:26:40- He's just a tissue match to you. - Whoa!

1:26:42 > 1:26:44Dexter is my life!

1:26:44 > 1:26:48I didn't think I could love anyone as much as I love him.

1:26:53 > 1:26:55I don't feel good about what I've done.

1:26:55 > 1:26:58I put my boy through hell.

1:26:58 > 1:26:59My own flesh and blood...

1:26:59 > 1:27:02You have no idea what that feels like.

1:27:02 > 1:27:04Oh, yes, I do.

1:27:06 > 1:27:09I stood by while they cut him open.

1:27:12 > 1:27:16And I told my son...

1:27:16 > 1:27:17that he was doing a good thing.

1:27:22 > 1:27:24He's going to be back soon.

1:27:24 > 1:27:26Ava...

1:27:26 > 1:27:28you can't tell him.

1:27:28 > 1:27:31I've only just got him back... don't take him from me now.

1:27:31 > 1:27:35Do you think that I want him to find out on his birthday?

1:27:35 > 1:27:38That all the presents, and the money,

1:27:38 > 1:27:41and the Superdad act, was just because you needed a transplant?!

1:27:43 > 1:27:46So there I was, lying on that hospital bed,

1:27:46 > 1:27:47death knocking at my door,

1:27:47 > 1:27:50and I see the face of this beautiful angel.

1:27:50 > 1:27:53So we got you to blame, have we? Bringing him back to life!

1:27:53 > 1:27:56The five pints of donor blood we pumped into him didn't hurt.

1:27:56 > 1:27:58So, dragging you along to the party of the year, an' all, is he?

1:27:58 > 1:28:02There's nothing wrong with a party in the afternoon with your parents.

1:28:02 > 1:28:03When you're nine.

1:28:03 > 1:28:05- Not when you're 21... - I don't know, mate,

1:28:05 > 1:28:07pass the parcel's pretty rock 'n' roll.

1:28:07 > 1:28:08Oh, shut up. Look, Dex, ignore him all right?

1:28:08 > 1:28:11Ronnie's got Lexi and I'm making a night of it.

1:28:11 > 1:28:13Thank you, Lola. And I'm not embarrassed, yeah.

1:28:13 > 1:28:15I want the cake, I want the balloons, I want it all.

1:28:15 > 1:28:17I never had my whole family around me like that.

1:28:17 > 1:28:19Jay, if you don't fancy it, that's cool, bruv.

1:28:19 > 1:28:21I'm not exactly going to miss you.

1:28:21 > 1:28:24Don't worry about me, just worry about them beers.

1:28:28 > 1:28:29Done all right there, ain't he?

1:28:29 > 1:28:31She ain't all that, is she?

1:28:31 > 1:28:34- Come on, Pete, hurry up, mate. - Just give me one sec.

1:28:36 > 1:28:37You having a laugh?

1:28:40 > 1:28:42- What? - Do you have to do that here?

1:28:42 > 1:28:44I'm not going to let you lot mind the stall, am I?

1:28:44 > 1:28:47You've all ready got one of my lemons.

1:28:48 > 1:28:50Just a couple of nights, Patrick?

1:28:50 > 1:28:53Shirls, I'm so sorry but the B&B's all full up.

1:28:53 > 1:28:55- I'm sure you'll find something. - Yeah.

1:28:57 > 1:28:58Thanks, my dear.

1:28:59 > 1:29:01Don't tell me, Dex's party?

1:29:01 > 1:29:03Oh, yeah man, me special punch.

1:29:07 > 1:29:08Joey.

1:29:08 > 1:29:10How's your sister doing?

1:29:10 > 1:29:12Yeah, no, she's bearing up.

1:29:14 > 1:29:15Would you rather

1:29:15 > 1:29:19snog some random tramp every day or become a nun?

1:29:19 > 1:29:22Oi, Riddler! That wasn't Phil's jokey face, he was serious.

1:29:22 > 1:29:23We've got nowhere to live.

1:29:23 > 1:29:25We do know someone who'd sort us out, don't we?

1:29:25 > 1:29:29- It's only one call.- No! I'd rather sleep on a park bench.

1:29:29 > 1:29:30Right, shift yourself.

1:29:30 > 1:29:34We will find somewhere, but you let me do the talking, all right?

1:29:34 > 1:29:37She don't even look like my sister no more.

1:29:37 > 1:29:39I don't know, just...

1:29:39 > 1:29:41She looks like a stranger.

1:29:41 > 1:29:43It doesn't matter.

1:29:45 > 1:29:47- What, is that still going on?- Yep.

1:29:47 > 1:29:50I'm not judging you. But I can't really get my head around you two.

1:29:50 > 1:29:53Well, you don't need to get your head round nothing, do you?

1:29:53 > 1:29:55Oh, right, well, I'll see you later then, yeah?

1:29:55 > 1:29:59- I need to go, babe.- Thanks for the chat.- Yeah, any time.

1:29:59 > 1:30:01Oi, Janine?

1:30:03 > 1:30:04You all right, yeah?

1:30:04 > 1:30:06Yeah. I just forgot my purse.

1:30:06 > 1:30:09Look, there's nothing going on with me and Lauren.

1:30:09 > 1:30:11She wanted to talk, got some problems with a bloke.

1:30:11 > 1:30:12It's none of my business.

1:30:12 > 1:30:15It's not like we're in a relationship or anything.

1:30:15 > 1:30:19- Come on, Janine...- I've got to go pick Scarlett up, don't worry.

1:30:20 > 1:30:23Well, if I was Roxy, I'd never forgive Alfie, is she all right?

1:30:23 > 1:30:25I don't know, I ain't seen her.

1:30:25 > 1:30:27I left the house as soon as this morning. Phil had the raving hump.

1:30:27 > 1:30:30Do I even look 18? I'm definitely going to get in this club, right?

1:30:30 > 1:30:33They ain't going to turn you away dressed like that.

1:30:33 > 1:30:35I don't know, you got any fake ID?

1:30:35 > 1:30:38Here you are, no heavy lifting. Nurse's orders.

1:30:38 > 1:30:41- Right, babe? - Can I have a word, Dexter?

1:30:41 > 1:30:43You can have whatever you like.

1:30:46 > 1:30:48How did he get her?

1:30:50 > 1:30:53Abs, do you reckon Dex'll mind if I invite a friend tonight?

1:30:53 > 1:30:56- No, I doubt that he'd notice. - What friend is this?

1:30:56 > 1:30:57Oh, it's no-one you know.

1:30:57 > 1:31:00Your dad didn't say it was going to be a family party.

1:31:00 > 1:31:02Yeah, but what's the problem?

1:31:02 > 1:31:04It's all a bit full-on for a first date, you know?

1:31:04 > 1:31:07I'll meet you at the club. Dalston, wasn't it?

1:31:07 > 1:31:10- Come on, mate, I'm freezing out here.- Just give me a minute!

1:31:10 > 1:31:14- Look, Laura...- Text me when you get there.- Where's she off to?

1:31:14 > 1:31:16- Hey, blud, did you get pied? - Not a word.

1:31:16 > 1:31:18Yeah, don't want to hear nothing from none of you.

1:31:18 > 1:31:20What a wasteman!

1:31:20 > 1:31:23Look, I swear to God, Peter and Jay, I'll beat you up, innit?

1:31:23 > 1:31:26- I promise, all right. - Dexter's a wasteman, he got pied.

1:31:26 > 1:31:27HE SCOFFS

1:31:27 > 1:31:29You know?

1:31:29 > 1:31:32I'm kind of relieved that you know everything.

1:31:32 > 1:31:35Now we can carry on with the rest of our lives.

1:31:36 > 1:31:37- Carry on?- Hmm.

1:31:39 > 1:31:42We've missed out on 20 years.

1:31:44 > 1:31:47This is our time.

1:31:47 > 1:31:49We've made a life together here.

1:31:49 > 1:31:51I don't want to be on my own again.

1:31:52 > 1:31:54I want Dexter...

1:31:55 > 1:31:56- ..and I want you.- Sam...

1:31:58 > 1:32:01..I can't just pretend that I don't know the truth.

1:32:01 > 1:32:03The truth?

1:32:04 > 1:32:05The truth is...

1:32:08 > 1:32:10..I make you happy. Huh?

1:32:12 > 1:32:14You want to throw away what we've got,

1:32:14 > 1:32:16because of one piece of paper?

1:32:16 > 1:32:18Do you know what? Just stop it!

1:32:18 > 1:32:22You've lied to me for months, you cannot SEDUCE me into forgiving you.

1:32:22 > 1:32:23Ava, please!

1:32:23 > 1:32:26You don't want me!

1:32:26 > 1:32:29You haven't come anywhere near me since the operation.

1:32:29 > 1:32:32I've served my purpose.

1:32:32 > 1:32:34- Sleeping with me was all part of your plan.- Stop this.

1:32:34 > 1:32:37And you were good.

1:32:37 > 1:32:38You had me fooled.

1:32:38 > 1:32:40I thought...

1:32:40 > 1:32:44that I was in bed with somebody who actually wanted to be there.

1:32:44 > 1:32:46- How can you say that, huh?- Sam.

1:32:46 > 1:32:50For once in your life, be honest.

1:32:50 > 1:32:52Look me in the eye.

1:32:57 > 1:32:59Do you love me?

1:32:59 > 1:33:01Yes or no.

1:33:01 > 1:33:04We've got more going for us than other couples.

1:33:05 > 1:33:07You need to go.

1:33:07 > 1:33:09- No.- Look, when Dexter goes out tonight,

1:33:09 > 1:33:11you pack your bags and you leave.

1:33:11 > 1:33:13- Because I never want to see you again.- Ava...

1:33:13 > 1:33:14No!

1:33:14 > 1:33:17DOOR OPENS

1:33:17 > 1:33:20Dexter. Hey, Dex, where you been?

1:33:20 > 1:33:22- The Minute Mart.- You took your time.

1:33:22 > 1:33:25- Mind your step. - The food fight was not my idea.

1:33:27 > 1:33:30- Where's Laura?- She done a runner. - Shut up, man!

1:33:30 > 1:33:32She's going to meet us at the club later.

1:33:32 > 1:33:34- PATRICK:- Where is the birthday boy?

1:33:34 > 1:33:37Hey, my darling.

1:33:37 > 1:33:38Happy birthday, son!

1:33:40 > 1:33:41Hey, so what's up with the face?

1:33:41 > 1:33:43Oh, he got dumped.

1:33:43 > 1:33:46Never mind, man, one glass of me punch

1:33:46 > 1:33:49- and you'll forget all about her. - Hold on, where's Nan?

1:33:49 > 1:33:50Oh, um...

1:33:50 > 1:33:53She's a bit delicate, you know, experimenting with the punch.

1:33:53 > 1:33:54Well, she can't miss my birthday.

1:33:54 > 1:33:57Well, look, if your nan's not well, then...

1:33:57 > 1:34:00She's all right, she'll try her best to be here, I promise you.

1:34:00 > 1:34:02It ain't a party until the music starts.

1:34:06 > 1:34:08SKA MUSIC PLAYS

1:34:11 > 1:34:12Go on, Patrick.

1:34:14 > 1:34:17- You putting that whole one in?- Yeah.

1:34:17 > 1:34:20I mean, a roof and four walls, it's not a lot to ask for is it?

1:34:20 > 1:34:22It is if you haven't got the rent or the deposit.

1:34:22 > 1:34:24- Well, what about mates' rates? - Oh, come on, Shirl!

1:34:24 > 1:34:26You know I just work here, Janine's the guv'nor.

1:34:26 > 1:34:29Billy, I've got a little bit of a cash flow problem at the moment.

1:34:29 > 1:34:32- You do remember what that's like, don't you?- Yes, yes.

1:34:32 > 1:34:34Can I help you, madam?

1:34:34 > 1:34:36No, I don't think so.

1:34:36 > 1:34:38- Shirl, can you lend us a quid for some cockles?- No.

1:34:45 > 1:34:47- That ain't your sister, is it? - Yeah, Tina.

1:34:47 > 1:34:50I thought so. You got the same look about you, except she isn't as...

1:34:50 > 1:34:53- Attractive?- Yeah.

1:34:53 > 1:34:55So has she...?

1:34:55 > 1:34:57She got a fella, has she?

1:34:57 > 1:34:59No.

1:34:59 > 1:35:02No, not at the moment.

1:35:02 > 1:35:04- Getting a lot of attention though. - Yeah, I bet she is.

1:35:04 > 1:35:08Anyway, I got work to do.

1:35:13 > 1:35:15- Ava...- Not now.

1:35:16 > 1:35:20Look, ain't you got anything on there from the 21st century?

1:35:20 > 1:35:22Hey, hey, you don't diss a man's tunes, you hear me?

1:35:22 > 1:35:25Well, it's my birthday, my music. I got a playlist on here

1:35:25 > 1:35:28and I made it especially for today, yeah?

1:35:34 > 1:35:38- Dean! You made it, hey. - Who's that?

1:35:38 > 1:35:41Oh, that's the bloke she met playing pool, why?

1:35:41 > 1:35:43Lola said you might be going on to a club tonight?

1:35:43 > 1:35:45I'm meeting a couple of friends down there later.

1:35:45 > 1:35:48- What, do you want to come? - If you don't mind me tagging along?

1:35:48 > 1:35:49No, of course not.

1:35:49 > 1:35:53We've got a spare seat in the cab as well, mate.

1:35:53 > 1:35:55There you go, sorted then.

1:35:55 > 1:35:57Come on then, who wants to dance?

1:35:57 > 1:35:58Well, I feel it's only right

1:35:58 > 1:36:00that the birthday boy should start us off.

1:36:00 > 1:36:03Jay, I'm going to beat you up. Don't touch me, get off!

1:36:03 > 1:36:05- I'm not going to dance.- Come on.

1:36:05 > 1:36:07- Don't want to see none of that twerking though!- You coming?

1:36:12 > 1:36:14- Lola don't waste no time, does she? - Yeah.

1:36:16 > 1:36:19- You all right?- Yeah, I just don't see why we invited

1:36:19 > 1:36:22- a complete stranger on our night out.- He's all right.

1:36:22 > 1:36:26Listen, you know what'll liven this up, don't ya?

1:36:26 > 1:36:27A drinking game.

1:36:33 > 1:36:35I can't leave.

1:36:37 > 1:36:39What am I supposed to say to him?

1:36:40 > 1:36:43You'll think of something.

1:36:43 > 1:36:46Tell you what, why don't you check the fridge?

1:36:46 > 1:36:49I think we're running a bit low on milk.

1:36:52 > 1:36:54Bit lower.

1:36:54 > 1:36:55In for a penny.

1:36:55 > 1:36:58That'll get Billy hot under the collar like that.

1:36:58 > 1:37:00What about that?

1:37:00 > 1:37:02You're supposed to be finding us a place to live,

1:37:02 > 1:37:05- not getting a caution for soliciting.- You still here?

1:37:05 > 1:37:08- I thought we'd seen the back of you. - Yeah, the back, the front.

1:37:08 > 1:37:11Temptation too much, was it? Was that why you kicked me out?

1:37:11 > 1:37:15He's doing it again, Shirl, he's undressing me with his eyes.

1:37:15 > 1:37:17Think you're a comedian, don't you?

1:37:17 > 1:37:20No, I'm deadly serious. You could be the man to turn me!

1:37:20 > 1:37:23Yeah, the only thing that's turning around here is my stomach.

1:37:23 > 1:37:24Come on, you.

1:37:29 > 1:37:31Food plates there, help yourself. Drinks.

1:37:36 > 1:37:39There's plenty of milk. We ain't never going to run out.

1:37:41 > 1:37:44Me and you may be done.

1:37:44 > 1:37:46But you can't make me leave my son.

1:37:47 > 1:37:49I ain't going nowhere.

1:37:53 > 1:37:56- Right come on then, Dex, it's your go!- Dex, come on.

1:37:56 > 1:37:59- But I was...- Leave her alone.

1:37:59 > 1:38:02Look, I have never, ever in my life...

1:38:02 > 1:38:04Been dumped a half hour after meeting a bird.

1:38:04 > 1:38:07- Jay, I am really going off you. - You love me. Pete, your go.

1:38:07 > 1:38:09Never have I ever...

1:38:09 > 1:38:11- gone out with... - Slept with.

1:38:11 > 1:38:12..gone out with...

1:38:12 > 1:38:15someone famous.

1:38:15 > 1:38:17Patrick!

1:38:17 > 1:38:18Go on, who?

1:38:18 > 1:38:20Oh.

1:38:20 > 1:38:22Two Eyes Cafe, 1965.

1:38:22 > 1:38:27Let's just say that I had more than a frothy cup of coffee that night.

1:38:29 > 1:38:31- Patrick!- Right, Abs, your go.

1:38:31 > 1:38:33No, I'm not drinking.

1:38:33 > 1:38:35That's all right, you can still ask a question.

1:38:35 > 1:38:38Oh, OK.

1:38:38 > 1:38:39OK, eh...

1:38:39 > 1:38:43Never have I ever fancied someone in this room.

1:38:43 > 1:38:45What?

1:38:45 > 1:38:48If you fancy someone in this room then you drink.

1:38:51 > 1:38:53Drink up.

1:38:53 > 1:38:55Yes, I do fancy you.

1:38:55 > 1:38:57Here we go. Hurry up.

1:38:59 > 1:39:01My turn, I have never...

1:39:01 > 1:39:04lied to somebody to get 'em into bed.

1:39:04 > 1:39:06Do they all have to be about sex?

1:39:10 > 1:39:13Calm down, calm down.

1:39:13 > 1:39:15Dexter, hey.

1:39:18 > 1:39:20DEXTER BANGS ON DOOR Mum?

1:39:20 > 1:39:22- Yeah?- Everything all right in there?

1:39:22 > 1:39:25Yeah, babe, yeah.

1:39:25 > 1:39:26I'm just...

1:39:28 > 1:39:29..making myself beautiful.

1:39:31 > 1:39:33Do you want me to give you another 2½ hours then?

1:39:33 > 1:39:37- I'm joking, Mum. You know you don't need none of that rubbish.- Liar.

1:39:38 > 1:39:40- Oi, Mum, you been crying?- No.

1:39:42 > 1:39:45Have you and Dad had another argument again?

1:39:48 > 1:39:51These are just... They're happy tears.

1:39:51 > 1:39:53Look at you. Look.

1:39:53 > 1:39:56You're all grown up. My baby.

1:39:57 > 1:40:01I just want everything to be...

1:40:01 > 1:40:03- perfect for you.- It is.

1:40:04 > 1:40:07It is, Mum. This is the best birthday I've ever had.

1:40:07 > 1:40:09Go on, then, get back out there.

1:40:28 > 1:40:31- You got a good boy there, you know. - The best.

1:40:32 > 1:40:34Did you see that?

1:40:34 > 1:40:36No, what?

1:40:36 > 1:40:38Nothing.

1:40:42 > 1:40:45- So, still in denial? - Yeah, proper, how's Lola?

1:40:45 > 1:40:48Oh, no, she likes him, not that she'll ever admit it.

1:40:48 > 1:40:49You know what I think?

1:40:49 > 1:40:52If the world was full of more people like me and you,

1:40:52 > 1:40:55- it'd be a better place.- Yeah?- Yeah.

1:40:58 > 1:41:00You a good mate of Lola's then?

1:41:00 > 1:41:03- Yeah.- How comes a girl as fit as her is single?

1:41:03 > 1:41:06- Don't know, I guess people get put off.- By what?

1:41:06 > 1:41:09You know, Lexi. Her daughter.

1:41:09 > 1:41:10Did she not tell you?

1:41:10 > 1:41:13Oh, this stuff is rank.

1:41:13 > 1:41:15I could make a chemical face peel with that stuff.

1:41:15 > 1:41:17You've got a kid?

1:41:17 > 1:41:19I'm sorry, I didn't realise you weren't telling people.

1:41:19 > 1:41:21No, no, it's fine, I'm not ashamed...

1:41:21 > 1:41:24Don't blame him, it's my fault, I was asking about you.

1:41:24 > 1:41:26So what is it then? You got something to say?

1:41:26 > 1:41:28No, don't put me off. I ain't like that.

1:41:30 > 1:41:32Let me get you a proper drink, yeah?

1:41:32 > 1:41:34- This is rank.- Thanks.

1:41:43 > 1:41:45- Mate, you're fine.- You sure?

1:41:45 > 1:41:47Absolutely, minty fresh.

1:41:47 > 1:41:49Cheers, Trace.

1:41:49 > 1:41:52Has Janine been back to work since the funeral?

1:41:52 > 1:41:54No, I'm virtually running the place on me own.

1:41:54 > 1:41:56Anyway, I've... You know...

1:41:56 > 1:41:58Yeah, yeah, crack on.

1:41:58 > 1:42:01I'll have another one please, Trace.

1:42:02 > 1:42:04No, I won't.

1:42:04 > 1:42:05Right, I got another one for you.

1:42:05 > 1:42:08Would you rather see West Ham win the Premier League...?

1:42:08 > 1:42:09Yes.

1:42:09 > 1:42:11I haven't told you the alternative yet?

1:42:11 > 1:42:13It don't matter, still be a yes.

1:42:13 > 1:42:15Or...

1:42:19 > 1:42:21Every day for a year?

1:42:21 > 1:42:23I got you there, ain't I?

1:42:23 > 1:42:25Yeah, you certainly have.

1:42:27 > 1:42:30You ain't much like Phil, you know.

1:42:30 > 1:42:31You ain't much like Shirley.

1:42:31 > 1:42:34You definitely got to leave tonight, yeah?

1:42:34 > 1:42:37Yeah, my trip to Walford's been short and sweet.

1:42:37 > 1:42:39Bit like you.

1:42:40 > 1:42:42You know, if I could get you a flat I would,

1:42:42 > 1:42:44I've just got my hands tied.

1:42:44 > 1:42:47Don't be silly, you don't want to risk losing your job, not these days.

1:42:47 > 1:42:51Oh, here she comes, my big sister, the light of my life.

1:42:51 > 1:42:53You wouldn't do without her now, would you?

1:42:53 > 1:42:55I ain't got much choice, she lingers.

1:42:55 > 1:42:57She's like a fart in a phone box.

1:43:01 > 1:43:03Well?

1:43:03 > 1:43:04Yeah, I'm coming.

1:43:04 > 1:43:07You have got the money for our bus fare, ain't you?

1:43:07 > 1:43:09I didn't think we were going to need it.

1:43:09 > 1:43:11Really lovely meeting you, Billy.

1:43:11 > 1:43:14You not going to finish your drink?

1:43:16 > 1:43:18I'll see you around, yeah.

1:43:24 > 1:43:27ALL: # Happy birthday, dear Dexter

1:43:28 > 1:43:32# Happy birthday to you. #

1:43:32 > 1:43:34Woo!

1:43:36 > 1:43:39Blow them out and make a wish.

1:43:39 > 1:43:41You know what...

1:43:41 > 1:43:43This is really weird, you know.

1:43:43 > 1:43:46Cos every birthday...

1:43:46 > 1:43:47every year...

1:43:47 > 1:43:49since I was this high...

1:43:49 > 1:43:52I used to wish for the same thing.

1:43:52 > 1:43:54I'd just wish that my dad would come back.

1:43:56 > 1:43:58I'm sorry, Mum, I know I used to tell you

1:43:58 > 1:43:59I wanted a new computer game or a new bike

1:43:59 > 1:44:01or whatever it was but I couldn't tell you,

1:44:01 > 1:44:04cos then it wouldn't come true.

1:44:04 > 1:44:08And I didn't want you to think that I didn't love you because...

1:44:08 > 1:44:11- you're the best mum anyone could ever want.- Yeah.

1:44:11 > 1:44:14- Hear, hear.- So this year I haven't got to wish for that.

1:44:14 > 1:44:17Or next year, or the year after...

1:44:19 > 1:44:21I love you, Dad.

1:44:23 > 1:44:25And I'm sorry I gave you a hard time to start with.

1:44:27 > 1:44:30You should know I don't just give my organs away to anyone, yeah.

1:44:30 > 1:44:33- That's not what I've heard. - How many have you had?

1:44:34 > 1:44:36So I ain't got to wish for nothing this year.

1:44:36 > 1:44:38I got everything I want. I got all my friends.

1:44:38 > 1:44:41Got my job. Actually there is one thing.

1:44:41 > 1:44:43If it's Rihanna, forget it, cos she ain't coming.

1:44:43 > 1:44:47Jay, can you just leave me alone, my wishing stuff works, yeah?

1:44:49 > 1:44:52CHEERING

1:44:56 > 1:44:59All right, enough of this lovey-dovey stuff.

1:44:59 > 1:45:02Let's get that music back on, yeah!

1:45:02 > 1:45:04DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

1:45:13 > 1:45:16SIREN BLARES

1:45:16 > 1:45:18HE SIGHS

1:45:23 > 1:45:26Some speech, huh?

1:45:26 > 1:45:27Yeah.

1:45:27 > 1:45:31All those years of me trying to be Mum AND Dad.

1:45:33 > 1:45:35But he never stopped wanting you.

1:45:35 > 1:45:37Do you still want me gone?

1:45:37 > 1:45:40You used me, Sam, of course I want you gone.

1:45:42 > 1:45:44But Dexter needs you...

1:45:44 > 1:45:48so I'll learn to live with you being around for his sake.

1:45:50 > 1:45:54- But you know he thinks that you're here to stay?- I heard.

1:45:54 > 1:45:56Yeah, and I know you.

1:45:56 > 1:45:59So I know that you never really stick around with anything

1:45:59 > 1:46:02or anyone for more than just a couple of years.

1:46:02 > 1:46:04So...

1:46:04 > 1:46:08Look, you have to promise me that if you do this,

1:46:08 > 1:46:11it's because you really want to.

1:46:12 > 1:46:15If you can't stay in his life for ever, then you have to go,

1:46:15 > 1:46:18now, because the longer you stick around,

1:46:18 > 1:46:21the more it's going to hurt when you do leave.

1:46:23 > 1:46:25That's for ever, Sam?

1:46:25 > 1:46:30That's every single day until your last breath.

1:46:30 > 1:46:34- I know!- Because if you do let him down, you're going to break him.

1:46:34 > 1:46:38Trust me, if you dare to do that,

1:46:38 > 1:46:41I will FIND you

1:46:41 > 1:46:43and I will rip that kidney

1:46:43 > 1:46:47out of your body with my bare hands!

1:47:07 > 1:47:09Put it there, mate.

1:47:09 > 1:47:12Fair dos, you did me a favour.

1:47:12 > 1:47:16I was about to leg it from here, but turns out tonight's my lucky night.

1:47:16 > 1:47:20Well-known fact, mate, single mothers are gagging for it.

1:47:20 > 1:47:21Don't talk about her like that.

1:47:21 > 1:47:23I'll talk how I like, pretty boy.

1:47:23 > 1:47:27And when I get her out of this place, I'll do what I like an' all.

1:47:27 > 1:47:28Peter!

1:47:28 > 1:47:31- Hey, hey, stop that, stop that! - What are you doing?

1:47:31 > 1:47:34- You want the little tramp for yourself, do you?- Shut your mouth!

1:47:34 > 1:47:37- Get him out of here, he's scum. - Peter, relax man, stop!

1:47:39 > 1:47:41You got five seconds to disappear.

1:47:41 > 1:47:43Get your hands off me, man.

1:47:45 > 1:47:47One...

1:47:47 > 1:47:49two...

1:48:02 > 1:48:04What is this?

1:48:04 > 1:48:06An early evening booty call?

1:48:06 > 1:48:08Because I'm really not in the mood.

1:48:08 > 1:48:11It is a bottle of wine, Janine.

1:48:11 > 1:48:14And I appreciate the thought.

1:48:14 > 1:48:18- But I've had the day from hell. - Do you want to talk about it?

1:48:18 > 1:48:20I'll tell you what, I'm going to pop this in the fridge,

1:48:20 > 1:48:22you can have it another time.

1:48:24 > 1:48:27Mum, did you see the way Dad sorted out Dean?

1:48:27 > 1:48:29Your dad, the big man, yeah.

1:48:29 > 1:48:32Mum, listen, what is going on with you two today?

1:48:32 > 1:48:35- Nothing.- No, seriously, Mum, I'm not having it. What's going on?

1:48:37 > 1:48:38All right.

1:48:39 > 1:48:42- Peter was just sticking up for you. - Yes, I know, Abi.

1:48:42 > 1:48:45But it would've been nice if PETER had let me deal with it on my own.

1:48:45 > 1:48:47All right, next time I won't bother.

1:48:47 > 1:48:50- If you want to go out with a sleaze bag, be my guest.- He wasn't that bad.

1:48:50 > 1:48:54Course, so all that stuff he said about single mums being slappers,

1:48:54 > 1:48:55what, I just imagined it?

1:48:55 > 1:48:58What are you trying to say, he can get whatever he wants cos it's me?

1:48:58 > 1:49:02- Is that it?- You seriously think he was after your personality?

1:49:03 > 1:49:05Peter!

1:49:07 > 1:49:10I didn't mean there's anything wrong with your personality.

1:49:10 > 1:49:11- I meant that...- No, don't!

1:49:11 > 1:49:13Lola, wait.

1:49:14 > 1:49:16DOOR SLAMS

1:49:16 > 1:49:17Well played, that.

1:49:21 > 1:49:23How could you screw this up?

1:49:23 > 1:49:27Boris Johnson in a bra could pull Billy Mitchell.

1:49:27 > 1:49:29- You never told him, did you? - Told him what?

1:49:29 > 1:49:32Rule number one. Never tell a fella that you're gay

1:49:32 > 1:49:34when he thinks he's in with a chance.

1:49:34 > 1:49:35KNOCK AT DOOR

1:49:36 > 1:49:38You ain't gone yet, then?

1:49:38 > 1:49:40Oh, ten out of ten.

1:49:40 > 1:49:44About to, got all our worldly goods there in the old Louis Vuitton.

1:49:44 > 1:49:47Only...I was thinking...

1:49:47 > 1:49:50I mean, you're welcome to stay at my gaffe for a bit?

1:49:50 > 1:49:52Y'know, just until you get straight, Lola won't mind.

1:49:52 > 1:49:53- Are you sure?- Yeah.

1:49:54 > 1:49:57- I'd love to.- She stays, I stay.

1:49:57 > 1:50:00Yeah, both of you, course.

1:50:00 > 1:50:02I take it all back.

1:50:02 > 1:50:03You amaze me, Billy Mitchell.

1:50:03 > 1:50:06- I never thought you'd go through with it.- Well...

1:50:06 > 1:50:08I like to help a mate out when I can.

1:50:08 > 1:50:10No, I thought when you found out she was a lezzer,

1:50:10 > 1:50:12- you wouldn't want to know.- Eh?

1:50:15 > 1:50:18Wind-up merchant your sister, ain't she?

1:50:20 > 1:50:21What?

1:50:24 > 1:50:26I don't know what it is with my parents

1:50:26 > 1:50:29and these brush off answers, but I'm not having it, you know.

1:50:29 > 1:50:33So go on, why's Mum been giving you her best screwface all night?

1:50:33 > 1:50:35Oh...

1:50:35 > 1:50:36Dex...

1:50:37 > 1:50:40..your mum's got every right to be mad at me.

1:50:41 > 1:50:43What you done now?

1:50:46 > 1:50:49Whatever you're trying to do here...

1:50:49 > 1:50:51You can talk to me, Janine, all right.

1:50:51 > 1:50:54I thought we only did pillow talk.

1:50:54 > 1:50:56Well, we make the rules, don't we?

1:50:56 > 1:50:58So we can break 'em, if we want.

1:51:04 > 1:51:07POP MUSIC PLAYS

1:51:19 > 1:51:22Why couldn't you just tell me yourself?

1:51:22 > 1:51:24I had to get it out of him, didn't I?

1:51:26 > 1:51:27What's he said?

1:51:27 > 1:51:31He said what I would've said if I got offered that kind of money.

1:51:31 > 1:51:34I told him about the job, the hotel refit in Birmingham.

1:51:34 > 1:51:38- Oh, right.- Mum, he's only going to be gone for the weekend, you know.

1:51:38 > 1:51:40He'll be back on Monday.

1:51:40 > 1:51:42Then he's going to take us both out for my birthday.

1:51:42 > 1:51:44Oh, is he now?

1:51:44 > 1:51:46Least I could do, huh?

1:51:50 > 1:51:52Enjoy tonight, son.

1:51:54 > 1:51:56- See you, Dad. - Not if I see you first!

1:52:04 > 1:52:07I can't do it.

1:52:09 > 1:52:11I can't stay.

1:52:11 > 1:52:13Tell him, I'm...

1:52:15 > 1:52:17- ..I'm sorry.- Yeah.

1:52:19 > 1:52:22Cos I've been dealing with the fallout from your mistakes

1:52:22 > 1:52:24for the past 20 years.

1:52:24 > 1:52:27So I'm used to it.

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