02/06/2012

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Dad.

0:00:26 > 0:00:27Dad!

0:00:28 > 0:00:31- Dad!- Shut up, will you?

0:00:31 > 0:00:33- DAD!- He's in bed.

0:00:33 > 0:00:34No, he isn't.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36I thought I heard him come in last night.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Well, he didn't wake me up. So where is he?

0:00:39 > 0:00:41- Has he gone off with Mandy? - Course not.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44- Is this because you shouted at him? - Don't be stupid.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46He's probably just had an early start.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48He'll be in the cafe taking his foul mood out on Marie.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Either that or he'll be on the stall.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54He's most likely on the stall.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59SHE GROANS

0:00:59 > 0:01:00What's the matter with you?

0:01:00 > 0:01:04I've got images of Ian Beale stuck in my head, going round on a loop.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06You poor thing.

0:01:06 > 0:01:10He still owes me a grand. And then there's Jean!

0:01:10 > 0:01:11What about Jean?

0:01:11 > 0:01:12She's late...

0:01:12 > 0:01:14for a cleaning shift.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19SHE SIGHS

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Did you hear about Ian? Oh, hang on. Hang on, Alfie.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Alfie, I've got another call. Just wait there. Wait there.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Yes, Janine?

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Oh, Alfie! Sorry. Sorry. I haven't done it. Wait there. Wait there.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44She's actually just hung up on me.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Can you believe that?!

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Why is your Uncle Derek just staring?

0:01:50 > 0:01:51Don't know.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55- Do you need some binoculars, Uncle Derek?- Oi, watch it, you.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Joke.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Excuse my granddaughter.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01She thinks insulting someone

0:02:01 > 0:02:05then saying "joke" constitutes a sense of humour.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Joke.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Kids, hey?- Yeah.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Rude, selfish, inconsiderate

0:02:15 > 0:02:17and a blight on society.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20I take it Alice hasn't been in touch, then?

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Did you call her?

0:02:22 > 0:02:27Fat lot of good that'd do me, when she won't even pick up her phone.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Why'd she take off like that?

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Don't know.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34My guess is, somebody's been dripping poison about me.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35Who?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Good question.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40If she won't answer your calls...

0:02:40 > 0:02:42why don't you write her a letter?

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Last letter I wrote was in 1969.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Dear Aunt Bess. Thanks for the socks.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Derek.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50I see.

0:02:50 > 0:02:55Well, let's hope Alice took telepathy at school.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00This is not a good start, Jean.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Yes, yes, Your Majesty.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Excuse me?- Nothing.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Sorry. I'm here.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08All right, Jean?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Need to have a word.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12- Is there a problem? - No, no. It's the opposite.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- But not here, yeah. Come and see me at the gym?- Yeah.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Actually, can I just call you back? Thanks. Michael?

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Yeah?

0:03:21 > 0:03:25- Not again?- Not again what?- You and jelly brains. Should I be worried?

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Yeah, yeah. Sex is out of this world.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32He didn't come in this morning.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35But he wasn't on the stall. So where is he?

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Well, it's obvious, isn't it? He'll be at the chippy.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41How's your old man? Managed to find his trousers yet?

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Just picking up the keys for the chippy. Ian's left them for me.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- He did what?!- Said he was going on honeymoon and to open up.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Honeymoon?!

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Yeah, so if you've got a problem, take it up with him, yeah?

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Dad's on honeymoon?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Yeah, of course he is. That's why I couldn't get in touch with him.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58There's not going to be any reception on a boat, is there?

0:03:58 > 0:04:01I should have known Dad wouldn't let an expensive holiday go to waste.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Do I still have to go to school? - Don't push it.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Andrew? Andrew!

0:04:18 > 0:04:21So good to see you. Boy, what you doing back here?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Sorry, if it's your mum you're looking for...

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Mum? No, I don't want to see her. - What I was going to say...

0:04:27 > 0:04:30is that she's gone out for the day. I've just seen her leave.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33So if you're not back to see your mum, why are you here?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36I don't know.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37I was on the Tube...

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Uh-huh.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Heather's headstone...

0:04:40 > 0:04:42They put it up yesterday

0:04:42 > 0:04:43so I was...

0:04:44 > 0:04:45I was on my way to take these.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49And then the train stopped...

0:04:50 > 0:04:52..but I didn't move.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53I just sat there.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57And the doors was closing...

0:04:57 > 0:04:59and the announcer was saying,

0:04:59 > 0:05:02"Next stop, Walford East."

0:05:02 > 0:05:04I suppose...

0:05:04 > 0:05:06here I am, then.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Hey, come and have a drink?

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Come on!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15It's all right. The drink is on me.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18So, how've you been keeping, brother?

0:05:18 > 0:05:20I have, like, good days and bad days, you know.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Well, when you have bad days, you take a deep breath.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27- Beale?- Oi!

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- Where's your dad? - Excuse me, this is my house.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32- Yeah, I need to see him. Is he in?- No.- Where is he?

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Right about now, I'd say he's in the middle of the ocean somewhere.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39He's gone off on his honeymoon. OK?

0:05:43 > 0:05:45What do you want?

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Your dad's OK, then.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50And we're all right, aren't we?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Come on. You've had a terrible shock, I get it.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Talk to me, cos that's what I'm here for.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00Listen, anything that your dad's done, my dad's topped. I promise.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Oh, that's right, Lauren. Make it all about you, as always.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Maybe you should you be celebrating?

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Oh, yeah. My dad's been humiliated, again.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Whoop-de-doo.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Yeah, but Mandy's gone. It's what you wanted.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Spent long enough devising plans to get rid.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Remember when you were texting that L Stephens

0:06:19 > 0:06:21and then her hag of a mother turns up?

0:06:21 > 0:06:22It's not that funny to mock the dead.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Just lighten up, Lucy.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Don't you see what this is?

0:06:26 > 0:06:29This is what they call a golden opportunity.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31How so?

0:06:31 > 0:06:34The wicked witch has flown off on her broomstick

0:06:34 > 0:06:38and if I hear you correctly, Lucy, then you have a free house.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Why don't I scour the streets, round up a few fitties, hey?

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Maybe.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Right, so we're cool then, yeah?

0:06:49 > 0:06:50What gives you that idea?

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Well, this. The party.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54Yeah...

0:06:55 > 0:06:56Shame...

0:06:56 > 0:06:58cos you're not invited.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05DOOR SLAMS

0:07:05 > 0:07:06Are you sure?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08That's what she said.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Are you worried?

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Well, it's better than him hanging round Walford nick.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13You don't sound convinced.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Ian's unpredictable at the best of times but...

0:07:16 > 0:07:18I've never seen him like this before.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22- What d'you mean? - Just stay close to blondie.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25If he's going to contact anyone, it'll be her.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Michael.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Is my money OK?

0:07:43 > 0:07:46OK? That's one word for it!

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Another word...is booming.

0:07:48 > 0:07:49- Really?- Yeah!

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Yeah, we're looking at 40% returns, Jean.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55You know what that means? That means in a couple of weeks,

0:07:55 > 0:07:57we can start withdrawing funds.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58Oh, that's wonderful.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Yeah. Yeah, it's great. So, you know, all this...

0:08:00 > 0:08:03cleaning for Janine malarkey, you don't need to bother.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Well, I have to earn a living in the meantime.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07I don't think you understand, Jean.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09We keep on the way we are,

0:08:09 > 0:08:12you won't have to do another dogsbody job in your life.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16In that case...

0:08:16 > 0:08:18I want to invest more.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19More?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21£10,000.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- That's a lot of money, Jean.- I know!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Strictly speaking, it's not my money.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30It's the government's. Well, it's the Vic's VAT money.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32But it's sitting in a piddly little account,

0:08:32 > 0:08:34- not earning any interest. - You need to slow down, Jean.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Slow down?! It's wasteful.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Especially when the Vic's barely breaking even. I mean...

0:08:40 > 0:08:42if the investment is doing as well as you say it is,

0:08:42 > 0:08:46- why not invest it? - I don't know. I don't know.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Why not?

0:08:49 > 0:08:51If it's VAT money, it needs to be paid back in June.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Two weeks, you said.

0:08:53 > 0:08:5540%!

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Unless you're not being straight with me...

0:08:59 > 0:09:02No, no. Course I'm being straight with you, Jean.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05It's just that I don't know if I can add to the investment right now.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06I can get you cash by the end of the day.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Can you?

0:09:12 > 0:09:14I tell you what...

0:09:14 > 0:09:17let me look into it.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Oh. I nearly forgot.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28I've bought you a little thank you something.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Don't open it now cos I'll get embarrassed.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32I'll just, um, put it...

0:09:34 > 0:09:36..there.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07So tell me, man. What have you been doing with yourself

0:10:07 > 0:10:08in sunny Southend?

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Nothing really. Just...

0:10:10 > 0:10:11keeping my head down.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Hey, man. The flowers look beautiful, you know.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Was planning on paying a visit myself during the week.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Oh, Trace. Um...

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Whisky, and the usual for me, please.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Oh, and some crisps. What flavours do you have?

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Cheese and onion, salt and vinegar...

0:10:30 > 0:10:34I tell you what, let me have a look at the menu.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36OK. You feeling a bit peckish, Andrew?

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Ooh!

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Derek, the point of the game ain't to take holes out the wall.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Re-match? Round the clock. - Gym ain't going to run itself.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48All right. Go on. One more.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Thing that gets me is that brother of ours.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Here's me and you, gorgeous specimens of mankind...

0:10:58 > 0:11:00..lustrous thick hair, dark brooding looks.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03And there's him, bald and ugly

0:11:03 > 0:11:05with three kids all living under the same roof.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07I mean, how does that work, hey?

0:11:07 > 0:11:11You ever asked yourself why he's bald? Eh?

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Something to be said for not living with your kids, innit? Look at that.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Get in there.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Stop feeling sorry for him, Mum.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23The man has spent the last 18 years

0:11:23 > 0:11:25- not even thinking about his daughter.- How do you know?

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Just cos he's getting on a bit,

0:11:27 > 0:11:29doesn't suddenly make him father material.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Anyway, the person we need to feel sorry for is Ian.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34I don't know how you come back from something like that.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38He'll probably have another dolly bird on his arm this time next week.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41The point is, every man has a right to know their children.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Why? Cos they provided a bit of DNA?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46That is not what being a dad's about.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48You really hate him, don't you?

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Yeah.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Ask me, Alice is better off without him.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Give him five minutes, he'll have moved onto something else.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58- Something illegal most likely. - It was you, wasn't it?

0:11:58 > 0:12:01You warned Alice off.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02What if I did?

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Oh, hey, guys. Party of the year at mine.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08- Are you going? - Apparently not, no.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10What's it in aid of, then?

0:12:10 > 0:12:11Mandy's exorcism party.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Marie, can I have a cup of tea, please?

0:12:13 > 0:12:16- Er, Janine. There is a queue? - Er, I'm pregnant.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19So have you got your dad's blessing for a booze-up, have you?

0:12:19 > 0:12:22No, but seeing as he selfishly decided to take off,

0:12:22 > 0:12:24- don't think it matters, does it?- Take off?

0:12:24 > 0:12:25Yeah. Honeymoon for one.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28But in the meantime, I'm going to enjoy myself.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36So, what did you say to him?

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Nothing. Nothing at all. Didn't get a chance before he ran off.

0:12:39 > 0:12:40So, what's the plan?

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Are we just going to shout his name like a lost dog?

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Come on. He can't be that hard to find.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48You do realise this city we live in, yeah? It's called the capital.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51It's big, like well big.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52There he is.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Well, unless Andrew is a shape shifter,

0:13:17 > 0:13:20I'd say that your eyes were playing tricks on you, Patrick.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Hey. Andrew.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32Well, it's not my usual tipple, but why not?

0:13:32 > 0:13:33You don't mind do you?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Come on, shufty up.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46Jean.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Oh! You frightened the life out of me.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51We need to be quick. It's about your investment.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54- Great cos I've managed to get the money out. It's over at the Vic...- No, no, no.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57I can't let you do it, Jean. We've got to be sensible about this.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01I don't want you to do it until we see another significant return.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03It's the chain, isn't it? I overstepped the mark.

0:14:03 > 0:14:04No, it's not about the chain.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07The chain's lovely. It's nothing personal, Jean.

0:14:07 > 0:14:08Just need to give it a couple of weeks.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11- Whatever you think best, Michael. - You've just got to trust me.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Oh, sorry.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Were you two having a moment because

0:14:16 > 0:14:18- I can always leave you to it? - Don't be silly, Janine.

0:14:18 > 0:14:22What?! You know she's got a crush on you and you're encouraging it!

0:14:22 > 0:14:24- I do not have a crush. - Oh, come on, Jean.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27We all know what your obsessions are like. You practically stalked

0:14:27 > 0:14:31my Uncle Norman and then Michael's dad and now you're pitching in for the younger model.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34- How dare you.- That's out of order. You've got to apologise.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36- I beg your pardon?! - I'm- out of order?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38- Just say sorry.- You don't need to defend me.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39Why are you taking her side?

0:14:39 > 0:14:43Please don't tell me you've suddenly taken a shine for crazy people?

0:14:43 > 0:14:44What?!

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Come on. What did I say?

0:14:46 > 0:14:47It was a joke.

0:14:51 > 0:14:52What?

0:14:52 > 0:14:54I think you know.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00So the thing is, Andrew, I'm sorry.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03I should never have believed that you were capable of doing

0:15:03 > 0:15:05something like that to Heather.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07You weren't the only one.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Yeah. Sorry for them as well.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12I mean, it's just that...

0:15:12 > 0:15:14we all wanted answers so badly.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16It's OK. I want them too.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20All right! Easy. Easy. Woman-shaped human to your left, yeah?

0:15:20 > 0:15:22- Where're you going? - I've got to see her.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26I mean, a letter! Who does she think I am?

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Can you imagine me getting all Dear Deidre?

0:15:28 > 0:15:31Best I could manage was a birthday card to Joey

0:15:31 > 0:15:33and look where that got me.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35So, what? You're just going to leave it then?

0:15:35 > 0:15:38- I've tried, Jack. I've tried. - Oh, yeah. Course you have(!)

0:15:40 > 0:15:44Anyway, what's a few words on a piece of paper going to do, eh?

0:15:44 > 0:15:46- And what would I say? I'm sorry... - I don't know.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49..that I didn't know how to be a dad,

0:15:49 > 0:15:52that I did think about her every day of her life...

0:15:52 > 0:15:54what it would be like...

0:15:55 > 0:15:58I mean, she's my flesh and blood, Jack.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59She's a part of me.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02You know how I feel about family.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05But I'm not one of them men who could do a weekend here

0:16:05 > 0:16:07and a weekend there.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Besides, their mother wouldn't have let me.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11What are you doing?!

0:16:11 > 0:16:13See this? Paper, yeah?

0:16:13 > 0:16:16And this is what they call a pen.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18You write letters with it.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Just get on with it, will ya?

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Let me past, please.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39He thinks you're idiotic, you know.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43He even does impressions of you at home. Sausage surprise!

0:16:43 > 0:16:45It's hilarious.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48- I don't believe you.- Why's that?

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Because you're friends?

0:16:50 > 0:16:54Yes, actually. I listen to him because that's what friends do.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Yes, yes, Jean. You and your imaginary conversations.

0:16:56 > 0:17:01You do realise it takes two people in order for it to be real, right?

0:17:02 > 0:17:06I know when feelings are real

0:17:06 > 0:17:08and I know my heart isn't empty.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Ouch, you're really touching a nerve there.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12In fact, I think I might cry.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Where are your family, Janine?

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Where your friends?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20The people who stick up for you when things go wrong?

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Stacey always had friends.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Loads and loads of them,

0:17:25 > 0:17:27always there, ready to help her, support her.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31She was so loved around here. On her wedding day,

0:17:31 > 0:17:34that church was jam full of friends and family...

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Not forgetting her father-in-law...

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Oh, I'm not saying she's perfect.

0:17:40 > 0:17:41She's human.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44And she'll never be like you...

0:17:44 > 0:17:47hated and alone.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49I have got Michael

0:17:49 > 0:17:52and a baby on the way in case you hadn't noticed.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57You can't force a child to love you, Janine.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59And Michael...

0:18:01 > 0:18:02..you know you're just using him.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Right, yeah, cos I really need his money.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07You know,

0:18:07 > 0:18:09we had a good long chat the other day

0:18:09 > 0:18:11about faith.

0:18:12 > 0:18:13Faith?!

0:18:15 > 0:18:18That St Christopher that he carries around with him everywhere...

0:18:20 > 0:18:22..do you know who gave it to him?

0:18:24 > 0:18:25You don't, do you?

0:18:27 > 0:18:30That's because he doesn't trust you enough to tell you.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32So what does that say about your relationship?

0:18:32 > 0:18:34It says you're lying.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41His mother gave it to him, that's who.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46The day that she committed suicide the light went out in him.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Now, I think deep down he is a good man,

0:18:48 > 0:18:53but he's too good for you, Janine, because you're nothing but darkness

0:18:53 > 0:18:56and you'll never know the real Michael.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Who are all these people? - Tyler, I ain't got a clue.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10I only came here cos Lauren wanted me to watch out for her.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12What's happening, Luce?

0:19:12 > 0:19:15I don't recognise anyone. Do you know 'em all, do you?

0:19:15 > 0:19:16Not yet.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Luce, when's your dad coming back?

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Another week. And when he gets back, I'm going to make sure

0:19:21 > 0:19:25there's not a single trace of that money-grabbing cow in this house.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29So if you see anything that looks like it might have belonged to Mandy,

0:19:29 > 0:19:31put it in here.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39What is going on with Jean?

0:19:39 > 0:19:40Nothing.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43It's stupid. You've wound yourself up.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45I feel sorry for her.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47So sorry for her that you pour your heart out?

0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Excuse me?- She told me all about your mum struggling

0:19:51 > 0:19:53with her faith and how you carry round that stupid St Christopher

0:19:53 > 0:19:55because she gave it to you.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Come on, she is talking rubbish, right?

0:19:57 > 0:19:58You know, making it all up?

0:20:00 > 0:20:01Oh, talk to me, Michael!

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Course she is. Course she's making it up.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07She's just a sad, delusional, little woman.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09Why would she say that?

0:20:09 > 0:20:12To get you to react like this. Come here.

0:20:12 > 0:20:13Come on.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Sorry. I'm sorry.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17I know I shouldn't let her get to me, I just...

0:20:17 > 0:20:20I thought maybe she might be right.

0:20:20 > 0:20:21About what?

0:20:23 > 0:20:24Nothing.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26It's stupid. Nothing.

0:20:26 > 0:20:30- You can talk to me though, yeah? - Yeah. Course.

0:20:30 > 0:20:31OK.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Look, look. It's rubbish. I'm not even going to send it.

0:20:42 > 0:20:43Yes, you are.

0:20:43 > 0:20:47May not be the greatest piece of literature I've ever read,

0:20:47 > 0:20:49but it's honest

0:20:49 > 0:20:52- and that's what's going to make your daughter listen.- Really?

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Really.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Going to join us, Tan?

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Oh, um...

0:20:58 > 0:21:01I was going to meet Max for a drink.

0:21:01 > 0:21:02I see.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Company not up to your standards?

0:21:04 > 0:21:07No, I just don't want to interrupt, that's all.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09You look like you're having a good chat.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13What's her problem?

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Why do you keep avoiding me, Tan?

0:21:27 > 0:21:29- I'm not.- Yes, you are.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34What's Mum said to you?

0:21:36 > 0:21:37Nothing.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Oh, I get it.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48It was you, weren't it?

0:21:49 > 0:21:50You scared Alice off.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54No, Derek.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56You did that yourself. I just told her the truth.

0:21:57 > 0:21:58What did you say?

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Just told her a couple of facts. Do you know what they are?

0:22:04 > 0:22:06- Statements that actually mean the truth.- Like?

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Like the man you really are.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Derek!

0:22:31 > 0:22:34No, no. Lucy, I don't think you should do that in here, babe.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Matches, that's what I need.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Are you OK?

0:23:00 > 0:23:04Everyone get out. Now! You all need to leave. Go!

0:23:04 > 0:23:06- Come on. We just got here, Luce. - Let's just go.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08- No. You sure you're OK? - Just get out! Go.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10Leave me alone!

0:23:19 > 0:23:23Stupid, stupid, silly woman.

0:23:37 > 0:23:41Bought the biggest bunch I could find.

0:23:41 > 0:23:42Didn't know the names...

0:23:44 > 0:23:47..so I just said to the woman...

0:23:47 > 0:23:50"Make sure you put lots of pink ones in there...

0:23:52 > 0:23:54"..pink's her favourite colour."

0:23:57 > 0:23:58"Cheery," she said.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02"Who's the lucky lady?"

0:24:04 > 0:24:06"My fiancee," I said.

0:24:11 > 0:24:12Got a bit lost on the way.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17Ended up at the launderette, of all places.

0:24:19 > 0:24:20I guess...

0:24:22 > 0:24:24..I wasn't quite ready for this yet.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Love you, Heather...

0:24:39 > 0:24:41..and I always will.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54Look, you're welcome to come and stay with us, you know.

0:24:55 > 0:24:56Don't want to see Mum.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00You can't put it off for ever.

0:25:00 > 0:25:01Come on.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Don't think I can live without her, Patrick.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12The Lord giveth and he taketh away.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26And the worst feeling

0:25:26 > 0:25:29is knowing that people are laughing at you behind your back.

0:25:29 > 0:25:34- I was angry, Jean.- You think I'm a sad, delusional, little woman.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37- No, I don't. - Then why did you say it?

0:25:37 > 0:25:38To hurt you.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40You told Janine about my mother.

0:25:42 > 0:25:43Telling you that...

0:25:43 > 0:25:45That's a big deal for me.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48I didn't intend to break your confidence, Michael.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Janine cornered me...

0:25:50 > 0:25:51and she just kept...

0:25:53 > 0:25:54..picking, picking

0:25:54 > 0:25:57and she wouldn't leave me be.

0:25:57 > 0:25:58I know.

0:26:00 > 0:26:01I'm sorry. She can be cruel.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03You're too good for her.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09The chain I gave you... Did you like it?

0:26:11 > 0:26:12Very much.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18Can't just keep it in your pocket, silly.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42So, are we friends?

0:26:42 > 0:26:43On one condition...

0:26:45 > 0:26:47You let me invest the VAT money.

0:26:49 > 0:26:50He's in debt.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54He's up to his eyes and he's been bottling it up.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57Now he's just vanished, he's just disappeared

0:26:57 > 0:26:58and he hasn't even told me.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00I thought Ian was on his honeymoon?

0:27:18 > 0:27:20He's having a breakdown, isn't he?

0:27:22 > 0:27:24He's losing it and I can't help him

0:27:24 > 0:27:26cos I don't know where the hell he is.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45Thank you, Michael.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49You're very welcome, Jean.

0:27:58 > 0:28:01MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:28:03 > 0:28:05RINGING STOPS

0:28:10 > 0:28:11MOBILE RINGS AGAIN

0:28:13 > 0:28:17Shirley's out. Forget about your exam. Tell me what's happened.

0:28:17 > 0:28:18PHONE CONTINUES TO RING

0:28:18 > 0:28:20Why aren't you taking Lucy's calls, eh?

0:28:22 > 0:28:24I'll ask her myself if you want.

0:28:24 > 0:28:25No, no!

0:28:25 > 0:28:28Lucy's found Ian's passport, all right? He's not on his honeymoon.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30He could be anywhere.

0:28:30 > 0:28:31Has she gone to the police?

0:28:32 > 0:28:33She hadn't last night.

0:28:33 > 0:28:37Last night! Ian's gone AWOL. Look, the police

0:28:37 > 0:28:40could be sniffing around. I can't help unless you tell me what's going on.

0:28:46 > 0:28:50Where are you going? I haven't seen you for weeks.

0:28:50 > 0:28:54- You're not going to go back to Southend without saying goodbye to your mum?- Nah. Course not.

0:28:54 > 0:28:58Oh, great! We can spend the day together. Shopping?

0:28:58 > 0:28:59Or whatever you fancy?

0:28:59 > 0:29:02I've got plans... I'm seeing some mates.

0:29:03 > 0:29:06I'll try and catch you later, yeah.

0:29:08 > 0:29:09If you see him,

0:29:09 > 0:29:11just give me a shout, yeah?

0:29:11 > 0:29:13KNOCK AT DOOR

0:29:16 > 0:29:19Um... Ben's told me about Ian.

0:29:21 > 0:29:22He's fine. He's on his honeymoon.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24I've got an exam and Bobby to get to school.

0:29:24 > 0:29:26I know he's not on his honeymoon.

0:29:28 > 0:29:29What do you want?

0:29:30 > 0:29:32Ben's worried that...

0:29:34 > 0:29:39Well, that Jane'll take Bobby back if she hears about this. You ain't told the police, have you?

0:29:42 > 0:29:44Well, keep it that way.

0:29:44 > 0:29:46And you should open up the caff,

0:29:46 > 0:29:51- cos if people think that you can't cope, they'll... - It's Marie's day off.

0:29:58 > 0:30:02By the way, when you got in last night, did you spill gravy

0:30:02 > 0:30:03or something on that rug?

0:30:05 > 0:30:07Oh, did I? I'm sorry, Whit.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15Tanya's sorry about what happened at the Vic last night.

0:30:19 > 0:30:21What do you want, Cora?

0:30:21 > 0:30:23The charity shop door's a bit stiff.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27Well, as much as that makes my blood run cold...

0:30:29 > 0:30:32Nah, nah, I've got business this morning.

0:30:34 > 0:30:36This afternoon's fine.

0:30:38 > 0:30:40Ben, pick up your phone and get round to Lucy's.

0:30:40 > 0:30:44She's not going to the police but just keep an eye on her, yeah?

0:30:44 > 0:30:46She was right, isn't she? Your mum's faith,

0:30:46 > 0:30:47it does mean something to you?

0:30:47 > 0:30:49Yeah, yeah.

0:30:49 > 0:30:51Cos she can read me like a book. She knows me so well.

0:30:51 > 0:30:55You still wear the St Christopher she gave you round your neck.

0:30:55 > 0:30:56And I can read you too.

0:30:58 > 0:31:00I want to give you a church wedding.

0:31:00 > 0:31:04I don't want you to do anything that you don't believe in.

0:31:13 > 0:31:15Here you are. Let me be a gent.

0:31:15 > 0:31:17Where are you going? Charity shop?

0:31:17 > 0:31:20Zainab's tat doesn't get any lighter.

0:31:20 > 0:31:22You know, my nan collects lions.

0:31:22 > 0:31:24Can I give you a quid for 'em?

0:31:26 > 0:31:30- I don't feel well. - I've got to get cover for Marie and I've got to get to my exam.

0:31:30 > 0:31:33- Can you please just try and stick it out?- Then can I call Mum?

0:31:33 > 0:31:34DOOR SHUTS

0:31:34 > 0:31:38Oh, dear. Your dad hasn't returned my calls.

0:31:38 > 0:31:40I need a number for where he's honeymooning.

0:31:40 > 0:31:43Well, it's a ship. There's no reception.

0:31:43 > 0:31:44Well, he owes me £1,000.

0:31:44 > 0:31:46Yeah, I know.

0:31:46 > 0:31:50Before he got on the ship, he said that there'll be a delay on the transfer because he's abroad.

0:31:50 > 0:31:54Right. Well, you'll need to find a way of getting in contact with him.

0:31:54 > 0:31:56- I want it today.- Sure.

0:31:58 > 0:32:00I think I'm going to be sick.

0:32:04 > 0:32:07Only me! I forgot the keys to the salon, again!

0:32:07 > 0:32:12- Oh, hello, Mum.- I was just going. - You must have only just got here. Don't you want a cup of tea?- No.

0:32:12 > 0:32:14What's this fleeting visit in aid of?

0:32:14 > 0:32:18I popped in to see Lauren. I don't want a cup of tea. Is that a crime?

0:32:18 > 0:32:22No. All right, secret squirrel, see you later.

0:32:23 > 0:32:27Right, when you do decide to get dressed, you can do the big shop for me, please.

0:32:27 > 0:32:29I can't this morning.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31Why not?

0:32:31 > 0:32:35- Maybe he did have plans with friends? - I'd be very happy if that was true,

0:32:35 > 0:32:37but what friends has he got round here?

0:32:37 > 0:32:41He'll spend all day moping in his room, he'll say goodbye

0:32:41 > 0:32:46and then we'll both act as if everything's OK.

0:32:46 > 0:32:50Mum! Mum, wait! Mum, wait.

0:32:51 > 0:32:56What's all this about you asking Lauren to speak to Alice?

0:32:56 > 0:32:59I don't want my girls being caught up in this car crash.

0:33:00 > 0:33:03We're talking about a bloke who squared up to me in the pub.

0:33:03 > 0:33:06- I know. He was in the wrong, not you. - I just can't get my head around it.

0:33:06 > 0:33:10I would never help a man who done that to one of my girls.

0:33:10 > 0:33:16You think I wouldn't deal with anyone who really meant you harm?

0:33:16 > 0:33:22Do you? Don't take any notice of Derek. It's the hurt talking.

0:33:26 > 0:33:28- Aren't you going round to help Lucy? - No.

0:33:30 > 0:33:33What's happened now? Come on. Tell me.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38I've been wanting to tell you for ages, all right...

0:33:38 > 0:33:42- but Ian knows, all right? I told him everything.- What did he say?

0:33:42 > 0:33:44- Nothing.- When?- It was a while ago.

0:33:44 > 0:33:46Oh, my God. I'm going to go to prison.

0:33:46 > 0:33:47DOORBELL RINGS

0:33:47 > 0:33:50- Ben, I'm going to go to prison! - Jay, just shut up, will you?

0:33:50 > 0:33:53- Why did you tell him?- I don't know. - What do you mean, you don't know?

0:33:53 > 0:33:56I just needed someone to talk to, all right?

0:33:56 > 0:33:57Who have I got to talk to?

0:33:59 > 0:34:00I can see you through the window.

0:34:02 > 0:34:04Deal with her, will you? Cos I can't.

0:34:15 > 0:34:17Sorry, I was just upstairs. And my phone's been off all day.

0:34:17 > 0:34:21- Yeah, you're meant to be helping me. - Yeah, I know. I'm just a bit worried about Ian.

0:34:21 > 0:34:23You are? I can't do this on my own.

0:34:23 > 0:34:27- I've got an exam and the caff to open.- I know. Look, I'm going to help you.

0:34:27 > 0:34:32Right, well, look after Bobby. And ring everyone in Dad's address book - see if they've seen him.

0:34:32 > 0:34:35And be subtle - don't let them know.

0:34:35 > 0:34:36Well, I can't right now.

0:34:36 > 0:34:39If you want to help, help!

0:34:48 > 0:34:49Cafe open for business yet?

0:34:49 > 0:34:51Didn't look like it.

0:34:51 > 0:34:56I hear Ian's crying like a kitten. So sad.

0:34:57 > 0:35:00Were the charity shop happy with my offerings?

0:35:00 > 0:35:04They're lighting candles and saying, "Thank you for Zainab."

0:35:04 > 0:35:07Even without the lions.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09Present from Masood's boss. So vile.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11Why? What happened to them?

0:35:11 > 0:35:13Tyler Moon gave me a quid for 'em.

0:35:14 > 0:35:18Christian, if you're back, would you be able to cover me at the caff?

0:35:18 > 0:35:20Dad's on his honeymoon and I've got an exam.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22Ian not up to it today, love?

0:35:22 > 0:35:24He's on his honeymoon.

0:35:24 > 0:35:26- What, by himself? - Yep. Cruise around Asia.

0:35:27 > 0:35:30- Can I have a cuppa tea, please?- OK.

0:35:30 > 0:35:33Ian, honeymooning with himself. At least it's with someone he loves!

0:35:33 > 0:35:34Thank you.

0:35:34 > 0:35:37- Your dad's all right, you know. - For a criminal.

0:35:37 > 0:35:39Don't think he'll be this big thug with you.

0:35:39 > 0:35:43He's all about the family. He's one step below incest.

0:35:46 > 0:35:47Did he ask you to call me?

0:35:47 > 0:35:49No. No, he didn't set this up, I swear.

0:35:53 > 0:35:55He's just round the corner?

0:35:55 > 0:35:58I'm not really bothered about seeing him.

0:35:58 > 0:35:59You must want to. Like, a little bit?

0:35:59 > 0:36:01I wanted to see you.

0:36:01 > 0:36:03I'm surprised you didn't hang up.

0:36:03 > 0:36:05My family were a right freak show that night.

0:36:05 > 0:36:08I'm just really excited you wanted to hang out.

0:36:19 > 0:36:21£200! Oh, Moon!

0:36:26 > 0:36:27Aha!

0:36:34 > 0:36:37Oh. I haven't been to church in years.

0:36:40 > 0:36:42That's cos I'm not a hypocrite.

0:36:42 > 0:36:47You promised to give me the wedding that I always wanted, so, actually, you are.

0:36:47 > 0:36:50OK, so this is about what you really want, is it?

0:36:50 > 0:36:51No!

0:36:52 > 0:36:55OK, maybe.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58Why shouldn't I want a church wedding?

0:36:58 > 0:37:01I studied intensively for two years to convert to Judaism.

0:37:01 > 0:37:05And it just goes to show that I believe in something up there.

0:37:05 > 0:37:08I dunno, loved ones looking down on us. Or whatever.

0:37:08 > 0:37:12And I think it's great that you've got Ricky and the kids to be there, I do.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15But Pat, and my grandma, they're buried there at that church.

0:37:15 > 0:37:18And I'd quite like to feel close to them.

0:37:20 > 0:37:22Where does it say in the Bible

0:37:22 > 0:37:25that Janine shalt not explore her spiritual side, anyway?

0:37:25 > 0:37:29That's why I've got you to come here, cos I've got Reverend Stevens coming over.

0:37:32 > 0:37:34Do you want a hand with that?

0:37:34 > 0:37:36No, thanks.

0:37:38 > 0:37:40You know, it was only yesterday

0:37:40 > 0:37:44when I saw those lions just staring at me, Anthony...

0:37:44 > 0:37:45- Tyler.- Tyler.

0:37:45 > 0:37:49And it brought back all the memories of when my mother gave them to me,

0:37:49 > 0:37:52on her deathbed.

0:37:52 > 0:37:56And I thought, it was a moment of madness when I gave them away,

0:37:56 > 0:37:59and I so desperately would like to have them back.

0:38:01 > 0:38:03Finders keepers, I'm afraid.

0:38:07 > 0:38:11Lucy, a polystyrene cup is what the devil drinks from!

0:38:11 > 0:38:13It's not like Ian to let standards slip like this.

0:38:13 > 0:38:15I do hope he's OK?

0:38:15 > 0:38:18- He's fine.- When's he back from honeymoon?- Next week.

0:38:19 > 0:38:24- I've called the bank. There's no transaction pending from Ian. - Can we go somewhere in private?

0:38:24 > 0:38:27I want the first cash instalment today, otherwise I'm going

0:38:27 > 0:38:29to send the bailiffs over.

0:38:29 > 0:38:34Here you are. And you'll get the rest.

0:38:34 > 0:38:37Phil's magic pocket.

0:38:37 > 0:38:38I'll pay you back. I will.

0:38:38 > 0:38:40Fine.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42People are talking. I might as well go to police.

0:38:42 > 0:38:45What, and have Jane take Bobby, eh?

0:38:48 > 0:38:50Let me take a look at this, yeah?

0:38:57 > 0:39:00Even gentle giants need their mums, don't they?

0:39:00 > 0:39:02All right, Mum?

0:39:02 > 0:39:04Hello, Alice. You all right?

0:39:04 > 0:39:07- Good, thanks.- You seen Derek?

0:39:07 > 0:39:09I'm just hanging out with Lauren today.

0:39:09 > 0:39:13I didn't want to go without saying hi to you.

0:39:13 > 0:39:15All right. Well, I'm glad you popped in.

0:39:15 > 0:39:18So...bus stop, yeah?

0:39:18 > 0:39:20Yeah... it was lovely seeing you Tanya.

0:39:20 > 0:39:24Yeah. And you, darling. Take care. Bye.

0:39:25 > 0:39:27Get outta my way!

0:39:27 > 0:39:32Andrew! Andrew! Hey, what's going on?

0:39:32 > 0:39:36Tyler Moon needs a lesson in respecting people's memories.

0:39:36 > 0:39:40- And I'm going to give it to him. - No, no! You can't just throw your fists around.

0:39:40 > 0:39:45You're just out on bail. Come on, all right.

0:39:48 > 0:39:51There you go. Just needed a drop of oil.

0:39:51 > 0:39:53The thing's going to fall off.

0:39:53 > 0:39:54Well, one day it will, Cora.

0:39:54 > 0:39:56But the man who'll fix it hasn't been born yet.

0:39:56 > 0:40:01- Where are you going?- Dagenham. Unless that door flies off and crushes me first.

0:40:01 > 0:40:02Alice might come by later.

0:40:03 > 0:40:05There we go.

0:40:07 > 0:40:10You know, I still don't buy the whole Mister Nice Guy act.

0:40:10 > 0:40:13Whatever I think of Ian, he's still Ben's brother, ain't he?

0:40:13 > 0:40:15Just don't slam it so hard next time, yeah?

0:40:15 > 0:40:19Don't suppose you can magic me to my exam?

0:40:19 > 0:40:21No. But I can help you find your dad.

0:40:21 > 0:40:23Give me some bank account details, yeah?

0:40:23 > 0:40:28Then I can get into his account. If he draws out any cash, I'll know where he is, all right?

0:40:28 > 0:40:29Cavalry has arrived.

0:40:30 > 0:40:34Thank you so much. You're amazing!

0:40:34 > 0:40:37I know. So come on, then, world's hottest bridesmaid.

0:40:37 > 0:40:40- How was it?- I'm sorry, I've got to get to my exam.

0:40:40 > 0:40:44- But I'll tell you about it later. - All right, then. See you, sweet.

0:40:44 > 0:40:45See ya.

0:40:51 > 0:40:54- Where do you think Dad is? - I don't know.

0:40:54 > 0:40:57Yeah, but where do you THINK he is?

0:41:01 > 0:41:04- Are you worried Dad's dead? - No. No, course not.

0:41:04 > 0:41:07Then where do you think he is?

0:41:07 > 0:41:09Ben!

0:41:09 > 0:41:11Bobby, I don't know, all right?

0:41:24 > 0:41:28Those lions are what Mrs Masood's mum left her on her deathbed.

0:41:28 > 0:41:32And that Tyler Moon won't give 'em back, just so he can make a few bob.

0:41:32 > 0:41:33How can people not care?

0:41:33 > 0:41:37Andrew, it's not worth upsetting yourself over. Come on, let's go down to the Vic.

0:41:37 > 0:41:39Wow, your mum's bought you a cake.

0:41:39 > 0:41:42You're quite right, darling. People should care.

0:41:42 > 0:41:47- But they don't, do they?- So what can you do about it? You going to sit there moaning, or set an example?

0:41:47 > 0:41:49Find Tyler and get the lions back.

0:41:49 > 0:41:51I don't think that's a good idea.

0:41:51 > 0:41:55My son has got brains as well as brawn.

0:41:58 > 0:42:02Mum. This getting Lauren to befriend Alice is just plain mean.

0:42:02 > 0:42:05- The poor girl's being led on and I'm not...- Alice is here? Now?

0:42:06 > 0:42:10Oh, you are kidding me? What is your obsession with the man?

0:42:10 > 0:42:12Is she here?

0:42:12 > 0:42:15She was here, Derek, and now she's gone.

0:42:16 > 0:42:19She didn't want to see you.

0:42:19 > 0:42:21I'm sorry I got your hopes up.

0:42:23 > 0:42:25I've got no money, but I'll pay you back.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27Please, my exam's starting now!

0:42:27 > 0:42:28Sorry.

0:42:34 > 0:42:35Where's Bobby?

0:42:35 > 0:42:37Upstairs.

0:42:37 > 0:42:40Just tell me again. Word for word, what Ian knows.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42- We'll talk later.- No. We'll talk about it now.

0:42:46 > 0:42:50I've already told you. Ian knows the lot. It's done.

0:42:50 > 0:42:52So does Phil know that you told Ian?

0:42:52 > 0:42:53Yeah.

0:42:53 > 0:42:56Yes, he does or no, he doesn't?

0:42:56 > 0:42:58Look, he got it out of me, all right?

0:42:58 > 0:43:00Phil's going to go after Ian.

0:43:00 > 0:43:01Don't be stupid.

0:43:01 > 0:43:05Oh, my God. Phil's going to kill Ian! He might have already done it!

0:43:05 > 0:43:08Ben, I'm talking to you. Where is Ian?

0:43:08 > 0:43:12And don't tell me he's safe, cos I know full well that he's not.

0:43:12 > 0:43:15I don't know where! All I know is, Dad ain't got nothing to do with it.

0:43:15 > 0:43:17What is the matter with you? Ian's your brother!

0:43:17 > 0:43:21- You're just going to stand there and let this all happen? - Yeah, and Phil's my dad!

0:43:21 > 0:43:24Do you really think he'd do that after everything that's happened?

0:43:35 > 0:43:37Can I help you?

0:43:37 > 0:43:41I'm a reasonable man. I'm here to appeal to your conscience.

0:43:41 > 0:43:42Now, Mrs Masood's lions?

0:43:42 > 0:43:45The lions her mum gave her on her deathbed?

0:43:45 > 0:43:48I hardly think it's a laughing matter, do you?

0:43:48 > 0:43:52- Andrew, Andrew. Reasonable. - If I was to smash this shop up and your face, would you laugh?

0:43:52 > 0:43:54Distract. Distract.

0:43:54 > 0:43:55HE COUGHS AND GASPS

0:43:55 > 0:43:58Patrick? No! No!

0:44:00 > 0:44:01Oh.

0:44:01 > 0:44:04- It's a miracle. - First aid's in a doorman's blood.

0:44:04 > 0:44:07- You all right, Paddy? - Just give the man the lions.

0:44:07 > 0:44:11Doesn't a hero deserve them after saving my life?

0:44:11 > 0:44:14My son. My hero!

0:44:19 > 0:44:22Hello. I've had a word with your nan. I told her,

0:44:22 > 0:44:25you shouldn't have to pretend to be mates with the poor girl...

0:44:27 > 0:44:28Hello.

0:44:29 > 0:44:30Sorry.

0:44:33 > 0:44:35- She won't go. - Well, you've made your bed.

0:44:35 > 0:44:38No. Mum, she seriously will not go.

0:44:39 > 0:44:44"Dear Mr West, MP, I am writing to warn you about a local business,

0:44:44 > 0:44:48"merciless in their exploitation of charitable giving."

0:44:48 > 0:44:50KNOCK AT DOOR

0:44:50 > 0:44:52So you'll be giving the lions to the charity shop, then?

0:44:52 > 0:44:55You won't be selling them online for megabucks?

0:44:58 > 0:45:01I heard your story. About your mother.

0:45:01 > 0:45:06I know how important memories can be when you lose someone you love.

0:45:07 > 0:45:10Why, that's very touching, thank you.

0:45:10 > 0:45:13Erm, would you like to stay for a cup of tea?

0:45:13 > 0:45:15Some other time would be smashing.

0:45:15 > 0:45:18I can see the lions back where they belong.

0:45:18 > 0:45:22Pride of place in your home. Have a nice day.

0:45:27 > 0:45:28Your nan's here.

0:45:34 > 0:45:35Jane's been on the phone.

0:45:35 > 0:45:38Is everything all right with Lucy and Bobby?

0:45:38 > 0:45:39I dunno.

0:45:41 > 0:45:43Your dad would love to see you again.

0:45:43 > 0:45:45Maybe some other time.

0:45:45 > 0:45:49Alice, you didn't come all this way to watch the telly.

0:45:51 > 0:45:54He's done some...stuff.

0:45:54 > 0:45:58I don't think the bad things Derek's done is what's stopping you from meeting him.

0:46:00 > 0:46:06Don't think because he hasn't been there, he didn't feel...your loss.

0:46:06 > 0:46:09He did - every day.

0:46:10 > 0:46:14I wouldn't send you over there if I didn't believe that.

0:46:21 > 0:46:23Why aren't you in your exam?

0:46:24 > 0:46:27Because your sister's a genius and she finished it in five minutes.

0:46:29 > 0:46:31Bobby, go watch some telly.

0:46:42 > 0:46:44You can't go off the radar on me again.

0:46:44 > 0:46:46I need your help.

0:46:46 > 0:46:49Yeah, I know... I'm just a bit...

0:46:49 > 0:46:50I know you're as scared as me.

0:46:50 > 0:46:53We'll find Dad and we'll get through this. I promise.

0:46:53 > 0:46:55Don't worry.

0:46:59 > 0:47:03Look, Luce, um... I don't know how to say this.

0:47:03 > 0:47:05What?

0:47:06 > 0:47:09Just call the police. All right?

0:47:10 > 0:47:12DOOR SHUTS

0:47:12 > 0:47:14Is Ben picking up your calls?

0:47:16 > 0:47:18Ian wouldn't grass on him, would he?

0:47:18 > 0:47:20Ben told ya?

0:47:23 > 0:47:25Get out there and find him, yeah?

0:47:25 > 0:47:27And tell him to make sure that he's got Lucy on side.

0:47:31 > 0:47:34We've all got to chip in, otherwise we're going to get mice.

0:47:34 > 0:47:38Where is it? Oh, look. Oh, I'm sorry.

0:47:38 > 0:47:42Well, I've done my time, love - that needs a woman's touch.

0:47:42 > 0:47:43Why don't you get a cleaner, eh?

0:47:46 > 0:47:48The church is our cornerstone.

0:47:48 > 0:47:50Well, we don't really go to church.

0:47:50 > 0:47:52This isn't a pasta lunch.

0:47:52 > 0:47:56But, I dunno, there's something about the church that makes me

0:47:56 > 0:47:57feel quite safe.

0:47:57 > 0:47:59- The doors are open to you. - Would there be any way,

0:47:59 > 0:48:04Father, of combining the service with the Jewish tradition?

0:48:04 > 0:48:08Is this a dual faith marriage?

0:48:08 > 0:48:10Well, Janine's Jewish. So would that be problematic?

0:48:10 > 0:48:14- Not at all. - Good. Because, I know you were raised Christian, Janine.

0:48:14 > 0:48:17But you had to convert, didn't you, for the other geezer?

0:48:17 > 0:48:19You've been married before?

0:48:19 > 0:48:23Yeah. But as far as we're concerned, Father, the first three don't count.

0:48:23 > 0:48:26My last husband, he cheated.

0:48:26 > 0:48:28And he actually wanted the divorce, it wasn't me.

0:48:28 > 0:48:31And the other two marriages?

0:48:31 > 0:48:36I was young. And I never actually divorced either of them.

0:48:37 > 0:48:38They died.

0:48:38 > 0:48:42I'm so sorry. To lose one takes a lifetime to get over.

0:48:42 > 0:48:45But two? That must've been very hard.

0:48:46 > 0:48:49I'm not sure I married either of them for the right reason.

0:48:49 > 0:48:52Is there any part of you that sees the Church as a home?

0:48:52 > 0:48:54Because I can help you.

0:48:54 > 0:48:55Thank you.

0:48:55 > 0:48:58Perhaps you'd like to enrol in our Widow to Wife programme?

0:48:58 > 0:49:03Couples find the programme can really help them

0:49:03 > 0:49:07deal with unexplored emotions about departed loved ones.

0:49:07 > 0:49:09Janine, I know that you've been bottling up a lot of pain

0:49:09 > 0:49:12over Barry and the other one?

0:49:14 > 0:49:17That's hilarious, Michael.

0:49:17 > 0:49:21I'm really sorry, but I don't think a church wedding is for me.

0:49:21 > 0:49:25Hands up. I was only doing this to make him happy.

0:49:25 > 0:49:27Fair enough.

0:49:28 > 0:49:29Sorry.

0:49:29 > 0:49:31Excuse me.

0:49:39 > 0:49:43Come on. You can't leave her sitting in there. Go in and talk to her.

0:49:43 > 0:49:47Right. Biscuits. Right, OK, thank you.

0:49:56 > 0:49:57Here we go...

0:50:02 > 0:50:05Summer fruits. Nothing but the best.

0:50:08 > 0:50:10Is it too weak? Too strong?

0:50:10 > 0:50:11It's just right.

0:50:11 > 0:50:12Good.

0:50:21 > 0:50:24So, how's the world of recruitment, then?

0:50:27 > 0:50:28You all right? You OK?

0:50:28 > 0:50:32You all right, Alice? Alice? Have a drink.

0:50:35 > 0:50:37Better?

0:50:38 > 0:50:39Sorry.

0:50:39 > 0:50:42Choked to death in the space of a minute, eh?

0:50:42 > 0:50:43How would that look?

0:50:45 > 0:50:46Sorry.

0:50:46 > 0:50:47No, no.

0:50:52 > 0:50:56So, recruitment, eh? Must make you some kind of whizz kid.

0:50:56 > 0:51:00I got a B in Business Studies GCSE.

0:51:00 > 0:51:03B in Business Studies! Does that make you the boss?

0:51:03 > 0:51:06No, it's admin support, really.

0:51:06 > 0:51:09But my line manager says she'll put me up for accounts training.

0:51:09 > 0:51:13Accounts. I shall have to start calling you "Numbers".

0:51:15 > 0:51:19Wow. Straight A student.

0:51:19 > 0:51:20I got a B.

0:51:20 > 0:51:22No, I...I just...

0:51:27 > 0:51:29So... what do you do?

0:51:29 > 0:51:34Me? Work? Retail.

0:51:34 > 0:51:35It's pretty boring, really.

0:51:38 > 0:51:40And you live here?

0:51:41 > 0:51:42Yeah.

0:51:44 > 0:51:46Who are your housemates?

0:51:46 > 0:51:48Oh, they're not...

0:51:49 > 0:51:51This is just temporary.

0:51:52 > 0:51:53Where do you usually live?

0:51:53 > 0:51:55Around here...

0:51:57 > 0:51:59It's complicated, Alice.

0:52:02 > 0:52:06Tanya filled me in on some... stuff about you.

0:52:06 > 0:52:08About what you've done.

0:52:11 > 0:52:12Oh, did she?

0:52:16 > 0:52:19You don't want to ever listen to what that woman says, Alice.

0:52:19 > 0:52:22She's demented. And she's got a very nasty streak.

0:52:25 > 0:52:26I'll get you a plate.

0:52:26 > 0:52:28I'm sorry.

0:52:28 > 0:52:31No, no, no, sweetheart. Don't you...

0:52:34 > 0:52:36I'll be a tick. I'll just get you...

0:52:48 > 0:52:51- I've just remembered I've got to be somewhere.- Oh, right.

0:52:51 > 0:52:53Thank you for having me.

0:52:53 > 0:52:55My pleasure! I'll get the...

0:53:13 > 0:53:14DOOR OPENS

0:53:14 > 0:53:15Hello?

0:53:17 > 0:53:19Hello, Lucy, love. Look,

0:53:19 > 0:53:21I'm sure everything's fine but Jane's been worried.

0:53:21 > 0:53:23She's been trying to reach you.

0:53:23 > 0:53:26Yeah, I've just been a little bit busy.

0:53:26 > 0:53:29Right. You'd say if there was a problem?

0:53:31 > 0:53:33- There isn't.- No. I know.

0:53:33 > 0:53:36Just give her a quick call, yeah? Or she'll be on the next train down!

0:53:36 > 0:53:38She is Bobby's mum.

0:53:42 > 0:53:43DOOR SHUTS

0:53:50 > 0:53:54Here he is. My son the hero.

0:53:54 > 0:53:57Helping his neighbours out and saving our dear Patrick's life.

0:53:57 > 0:53:58Well done, mate!

0:53:58 > 0:53:59APPLAUSE

0:54:00 > 0:54:02Stop. It's too much.

0:54:02 > 0:54:05Stay for a few more days? Eh?

0:54:05 > 0:54:07Just till Patrick's out of the woods, eh?

0:54:11 > 0:54:13I don't really want to talk about it.

0:54:13 > 0:54:15Derek's not much of a talker.

0:54:18 > 0:54:20Read this.

0:54:21 > 0:54:22Have a think about it.

0:54:34 > 0:54:37She did come to see me, didn't she, Tanya?

0:54:39 > 0:54:44You spread your poison, you stick the knife in one more time...

0:54:46 > 0:54:47..and you're a dead woman.

0:55:04 > 0:55:06Oi!

0:55:11 > 0:55:13I told Lucy to call the police.

0:55:13 > 0:55:17What?! What is the matter with you? Eh?

0:55:17 > 0:55:19Have you killed Ian?

0:55:19 > 0:55:20- No.- Are you going to?

0:55:21 > 0:55:23I mean, Dad, what if he can't keep his mouth shut?

0:55:23 > 0:55:26Promise me you ain't going to hurt him, all right? He's my brother!

0:55:26 > 0:55:30I would do anything to protect you. Yeah? Anything.

0:55:30 > 0:55:32Whether you like it or not.

0:55:32 > 0:55:35DOORBELL RINGS

0:55:40 > 0:55:42I don't want the police.

0:55:43 > 0:55:44Dad's private accounts.

0:55:46 > 0:55:48Find him.

0:55:57 > 0:55:59Eh, we need to get this place tidy for tomorrow, yeah?

0:55:59 > 0:56:03Remember, it's the grand opening of my Olympic themed B&B, yeah?

0:56:03 > 0:56:06Now listen, I've done the marketing with the local environs,

0:56:06 > 0:56:08so will I be checking up on you?

0:56:08 > 0:56:11You bet your life I will be. Now come on. Chop chop.

0:56:11 > 0:56:13Let's get busy.

0:56:13 > 0:56:15Here he is!

0:56:15 > 0:56:17Superhero. The Heimlich Man.

0:56:17 > 0:56:19And...!

0:56:21 > 0:56:22And...!

0:56:26 > 0:56:30I mean, look at the workmanship on that, eh? What a good job.

0:56:30 > 0:56:34- Is the ink still wet, is it? - Bill, these will pass any test.

0:56:34 > 0:56:38- Del, I've got... - All you got to do is go in the shop, buy something for a couple of quid.

0:56:38 > 0:56:40Del, I've got other things I should be doing.

0:56:40 > 0:56:41Yeah, I'm sure.

0:56:41 > 0:56:44Right, as soon as they've put the 20 in the till

0:56:44 > 0:56:46and given you your change, you're out of there, OK?

0:56:46 > 0:56:48- Why is it always me?- Oh, what? What?

0:56:48 > 0:56:50By that do you mean, why is it always me,

0:56:50 > 0:56:52giving you a chance to earn a few quid?

0:56:52 > 0:56:56Look, I only want a tenner back for every twenty.

0:56:56 > 0:56:57Yeah?

0:56:57 > 0:56:58Yeah.

0:56:58 > 0:57:00So, Grandad, get yourself down that baby shop

0:57:00 > 0:57:05and buy yourself a load of nappies or whatever it is you need. Hmm?

0:57:05 > 0:57:07- All right. I'll give it a go. - Good.

0:57:07 > 0:57:09But if I get any funny looks, or they try and put it under

0:57:09 > 0:57:12one of them lamp things, I'm out of there, all right?

0:57:12 > 0:57:13Yeah, course. Course.

0:57:13 > 0:57:16I mean, you don't want to get nicked for a couple of quid, do you?

0:57:16 > 0:57:18All right, Del, I'll see you later.

0:57:25 > 0:57:28Cor, this is a nice surprise. What are you doing here?

0:57:28 > 0:57:31I got to thinking about how we don't know each other.

0:57:31 > 0:57:32And...

0:57:34 > 0:57:36..I read this.

0:57:36 > 0:57:38It's nice, what you said in it.

0:57:38 > 0:57:40Yeah?

0:57:40 > 0:57:43How did you...?

0:57:43 > 0:57:44Cora.

0:57:44 > 0:57:48Yeah. So...here I am.

0:57:48 > 0:57:52But I'm not stupid, I'm not hanging around if you're a mess up.

0:57:52 > 0:57:54You've got to go straight from now on.

0:57:55 > 0:57:57I will never break the law again.

0:57:57 > 0:58:00I won't even ride my bike without the lights on, eh?

0:58:00 > 0:58:02SHE GIGGLES

0:58:02 > 0:58:03Right, well,

0:58:03 > 0:58:07I've got another day off work, so where do we start?

0:58:07 > 0:58:10Well, I tell you what,

0:58:10 > 0:58:13why don't I give you a tour of the sights and sounds, eh?

0:58:13 > 0:58:15Show you where your old man hangs out?

0:58:15 > 0:58:16OK.

0:58:21 > 0:58:22You look very nice today.

0:58:22 > 0:58:24Thanks.

0:58:24 > 0:58:27You know, I was wondering what I was going to do for the rest of the day.

0:58:30 > 0:58:32If I'm not here when you get back, I'll be in the cafe.

0:58:32 > 0:58:34- I know.- And you're OK walking to the bus stop on your own?

0:58:34 > 0:58:36Yeah, everybody else does.

0:58:36 > 0:58:39All right. See you later. Have a good day.

0:58:41 > 0:58:44No need to panic. I wasn't going to kiss you!

0:58:49 > 0:58:51EMAIL ALERT

0:58:51 > 0:58:55I've got ten minutes for a cup of tea, anyone want to join me?

0:58:55 > 0:58:57I can't, I've got a shift at the Minute Mart

0:58:57 > 0:58:59when Kamil goes to nursery.

0:58:59 > 0:59:00What have you done to the sofa?

0:59:00 > 0:59:04How many times have we told him, "Don't jump on the furniture"?

0:59:04 > 0:59:06There was a big bang, now there's a big lump in it.

0:59:06 > 0:59:10No, there's not. I got up hours ago.

0:59:10 > 0:59:11How you'll sleep, I don't know.

0:59:11 > 0:59:14Well, maybe we should give the sofa a rest.

0:59:14 > 0:59:17It might be a sign it's time to return to proper family life.

0:59:17 > 0:59:20Or maybe we could get a new sofa.

0:59:20 > 0:59:21Yeah.

0:59:21 > 0:59:24Wouldn't it be nice if, when something broke,

0:59:24 > 0:59:27- we didn't have to save for years to get a new one?- Years?

0:59:27 > 0:59:28A couple of months maybe.

0:59:28 > 0:59:31Don't be ridiculous, we work so hard,

0:59:31 > 0:59:33can't they see you're management material?

0:59:33 > 0:59:35Yeah, there's not that many openings for managers.

0:59:35 > 0:59:36There must be something.

0:59:36 > 0:59:39Go and ask, you know, if you can get a promotion.

0:59:39 > 0:59:41Yeah, I will. I know. I...

0:59:41 > 0:59:44There's more to life than money, you know.

0:59:44 > 0:59:46I hate when you say that. I really hate it.

0:59:46 > 0:59:48Why can't you have some gumption?

0:59:48 > 0:59:49- What?- Some ambition.

0:59:49 > 0:59:52I said I will, didn't I? I'll speak to my manager.

0:59:52 > 0:59:56Anything for a quiet life, eh? Eh, boy?

0:59:56 > 0:59:57Right, tea.

0:59:59 > 1:00:01I know where he is! He's used his card so he must be OK.

1:00:01 > 1:00:02Where is he, then?

1:00:02 > 1:00:05A hotel in Rochester. I mean, that's not far away, is it?

1:00:05 > 1:00:07I don't know, an hour? Maybe a bit longer.

1:00:07 > 1:00:10Why is he there? I mean, who does he know...

1:00:10 > 1:00:11But that's just it!

1:00:11 > 1:00:14He doesn't want to run into anyone he knows, he's running away!

1:00:16 > 1:00:18There you are, I told you he'd surface sooner or later.

1:00:18 > 1:00:21And here's me, going through all this paperwork half the night.

1:00:21 > 1:00:22Let's get over there.

1:00:22 > 1:00:25We don't need us all to go. Me and Ben could go.

1:00:25 > 1:00:28- Well, you and Ben can't drive, can you?- No, but we can...

1:00:28 > 1:00:30So we'll get over there together and bring your dad back

1:00:30 > 1:00:32where he belongs.

1:00:34 > 1:00:35It'll be all right.

1:00:35 > 1:00:37He's not going to hurt my dad, is he?

1:00:37 > 1:00:39No, no, course he ain't.

1:00:39 > 1:00:43He just wants to get my brother back, all right. You'll see.

1:00:50 > 1:00:52Oi, I was calling you down the market

1:00:52 > 1:00:54and you just hightailed it out of there.

1:00:54 > 1:00:56- I didn't hear you. Sorry. - You heard me.

1:00:56 > 1:00:59Anyway, listen, I need you round the B&B.

1:00:59 > 1:01:02Yeah, I'm busy, I've got to pick some stuff up for my mum.

1:01:02 > 1:01:04Look, 12 o'clock, drag your bones round to mine.

1:01:04 > 1:01:08The press are coming to speak to you about your superhuman hero stuff.

1:01:08 > 1:01:10- What?- Come on, wake up.

1:01:10 > 1:01:12They want to talk to you about saving Patrick.

1:01:12 > 1:01:14I'm not really comfortable with that, Kim.

1:01:14 > 1:01:17Well, get very comfortable with it, Andy, cos this is publicity

1:01:17 > 1:01:19and that's what my business needs, all right.

1:01:19 > 1:01:2212 o'clock - don't be late, yeah? All right.

1:01:24 > 1:01:26- You got the address?- Yeah, here.

1:01:26 > 1:01:28I'll put it in the sat-nav.

1:01:28 > 1:01:31Where are you lot going? A ride in the new motor?

1:01:31 > 1:01:33- I've got a job.- What, all of you?

1:01:33 > 1:01:35Yeah, pricing a motor.

1:01:35 > 1:01:37Ben thought Lucy was a bit lost so...

1:01:37 > 1:01:40And you arguing with some punter's going to help, is it?

1:01:40 > 1:01:41- Take her mind off her dad. - What's the panic?

1:01:41 > 1:01:43I said we'd be there half an hour ago.

1:01:43 > 1:01:46- Do you mind if we get going? - You not worried about the caff?

1:01:46 > 1:01:49The caff will take care of itself. ..Luce, get in the car, yeah?

1:01:52 > 1:01:54Phil, why was my dad so angry with you, before he left?

1:01:54 > 1:01:56He weren't thinking straight, was he?

1:01:56 > 1:01:58He said you sent Mandy away...

1:01:58 > 1:02:00Well, he said lots of things.

1:02:00 > 1:02:02Got himself into a right state, didn't he?

1:02:02 > 1:02:04You shouldn't come into the hotel and yell at him.

1:02:04 > 1:02:07Look, Lucy, it'll be all right. Don't worry.

1:02:07 > 1:02:11I ain't going to yell at him, all right? I'm just trying to help.

1:02:11 > 1:02:12ENGINE STARTS

1:02:15 > 1:02:16We'll do everything cutting edge.

1:02:16 > 1:02:20Cutting-edge bacon for a cutting-edge breakfast for cutting-edge tea.

1:02:20 > 1:02:23Yes, yes, yes, you said. Why is that picture veiled?

1:02:23 > 1:02:24Ah! Wouldn't you like to know?

1:02:24 > 1:02:29Not really. How many threads in this sheet?

1:02:29 > 1:02:31- What?- They feel very rough to me.

1:02:31 > 1:02:33If it's cotton should it should have

1:02:33 > 1:02:34a minimum count of 400 threads.

1:02:34 > 1:02:36What? They've got thousands of threads in there!

1:02:36 > 1:02:39Right, that's the sideboard in the blue bedroom.

1:02:39 > 1:02:42Now what have I got to do? I've got to do the wardrobe in...

1:02:42 > 1:02:44Ooh, Zainab, what are you doing here? Day off?

1:02:44 > 1:02:45No, I'm just going in.

1:02:45 > 1:02:48Sheets ain't got any threads in 'em apparently.

1:02:48 > 1:02:49They're fine.

1:02:49 > 1:02:53What? Fine as in they'll do or fine as in smooth and silky?

1:02:53 > 1:02:56If she's going off into one, you know, somebody had better hurry...

1:02:56 > 1:02:59OK, Z, we are a B&B, we are not a five star hotel.

1:02:59 > 1:03:01Six stars and rising, yeah?

1:03:01 > 1:03:04And you said that money had no strings attached.

1:03:04 > 1:03:06I didn't think you'd be poking your nose in.

1:03:06 > 1:03:08- I'm just taking an interest. - Yes, of course you are.

1:03:08 > 1:03:11So what's it like being back in here by the way? Are you all right?

1:03:11 > 1:03:13Why wouldn't I be? It's just a house.

1:03:13 > 1:03:15I'm not exactly superstitious.

1:03:15 > 1:03:18Good. Oh, Kim, someone called for you. What's his name?

1:03:18 > 1:03:19Trevor Brains?

1:03:19 > 1:03:23Ah. The great British press. Yes, yes.

1:03:23 > 1:03:25Are they covering the opening?

1:03:25 > 1:03:29Yeah. A new local entrepen.. entrepen...businesswoman.

1:03:29 > 1:03:32And her partners. Why not? Who wouldn't be interested?

1:03:32 > 1:03:33It's not exactly news.

1:03:33 > 1:03:35No, but Andrew is. And how he saved Patrick's life.

1:03:35 > 1:03:37Kim!

1:03:37 > 1:03:39He's a suspected murderer.

1:03:39 > 1:03:42Was! He was! The police let him go, remember?

1:03:42 > 1:03:45Oh, right, that's a great image for us, isn't it?

1:03:45 > 1:03:46Why don't you just rename the place,

1:03:46 > 1:03:49you know, make a big sign... Bates Motel.

1:03:49 > 1:03:52You know nothing about marketing, you two.

1:03:52 > 1:03:55I have got the press right here, in my hand.

1:03:55 > 1:03:56And they are working for moi.

1:03:56 > 1:03:57Lovely, thank you. That's all.

1:03:57 > 1:03:59That should keep you going a few days.

1:03:59 > 1:04:02- Thank you, Mrs Moon.- Thanks.

1:04:02 > 1:04:04You and Alfie kept that quiet.

1:04:04 > 1:04:06Shut up. What do you want anyway?

1:04:06 > 1:04:09Refill? Left my keys at the gym.

1:04:09 > 1:04:10OK, let's go.

1:04:10 > 1:04:12Thanks, Mrs Moon.

1:04:13 > 1:04:14Why is it so important?

1:04:14 > 1:04:16Because I want to put the picture of the scan in it.

1:04:16 > 1:04:18Well, I haven't seen it. 'Scuse me, 'scuse me.

1:04:18 > 1:04:20I was on the phone, I had it in my hand

1:04:20 > 1:04:22when I was speaking to the guy from the school,

1:04:22 > 1:04:24the bursar from that nice little prep school.

1:04:24 > 1:04:26She's not even born yet, this child.

1:04:26 > 1:04:29Some people are on the waiting list when they get engaged

1:04:29 > 1:04:31so, in actual fact, we're late.

1:04:31 > 1:04:33I'm sure money talks.

1:04:33 > 1:04:36Yeah. It did. We're on the waiting list.

1:04:36 > 1:04:37£4,000 a term,

1:04:37 > 1:04:40ten percent off if you pay a year in advance.

1:04:40 > 1:04:43And a £500 registration fee.

1:04:43 > 1:04:44You are joking, aren't you?

1:04:44 > 1:04:46Oh, what, are you not OK with that?

1:04:46 > 1:04:48Why not? Nothing's too good for our little genius.

1:04:48 > 1:04:51Oh, no, unless of course they want to get married in a church,

1:04:51 > 1:04:53because Daddy will never pay for that, will he?

1:04:53 > 1:04:55See I knew it was about that with you.

1:04:55 > 1:04:58It's about a silver photo frame.

1:04:58 > 1:05:00This one? This one?

1:05:00 > 1:05:01Here?

1:05:02 > 1:05:05Well, who put it there?

1:05:06 > 1:05:08Go on, stick it in there.

1:05:10 > 1:05:13500 quid. They too posh for cash?

1:05:21 > 1:05:25You're going to seize up, or whatever it is you runners do.

1:05:25 > 1:05:27I am cooling down.

1:05:27 > 1:05:28SHE LAUGHS

1:05:28 > 1:05:31So, you want to talk to me about being the new Mrs Alfie Moon?

1:05:31 > 1:05:33Come on, will you stop going on?

1:05:33 > 1:05:36I couldn't be bothered to correct the guy, that's all, all right?

1:05:38 > 1:05:39I don't get it.

1:05:39 > 1:05:41What is it?

1:05:41 > 1:05:45A bank statement. The Queen Victoria Public House VAT Account.

1:05:45 > 1:05:46Ten grand withdrawn Monday.

1:05:46 > 1:05:48Well, he's just paid the VAT.

1:05:48 > 1:05:49No, it can't be. It's not due till next month.

1:05:49 > 1:05:52Well it's probably just a mistake then.

1:05:52 > 1:05:53Yeah.

1:05:53 > 1:05:56Look, Rox, whatever it is, it doesn't concern you,

1:05:56 > 1:05:58because you are not the new Mrs Alfie Moon.

1:05:58 > 1:06:01You are just doing a few hours behind the bar. Big difference.

1:06:01 > 1:06:04Yeah?

1:06:04 > 1:06:06- Yeah.- Yeah.

1:06:06 > 1:06:08See you.

1:06:18 > 1:06:22One more bit of sightseeing and then I'll take you for lunch, yeah?

1:06:24 > 1:06:27There he is. There's the man.

1:06:27 > 1:06:29My grandad?

1:06:29 > 1:06:33Jim Basher Branning.

1:06:33 > 1:06:35Are you like him?

1:06:35 > 1:06:39Yeah, too much. So this is it.

1:06:39 > 1:06:41The real East End.

1:06:41 > 1:06:43And this is my Uncle Jack's business?

1:06:43 > 1:06:46Yeah. He's got a partner, he's in the office,

1:06:46 > 1:06:49but, yeah, this is your Uncle Jack's.

1:06:49 > 1:06:54It's where the family... it's where we belong, Alice.

1:06:54 > 1:06:56OK, not your scene. I get the message.

1:06:56 > 1:06:58Wasn't your mother's either.

1:06:58 > 1:07:02- Come on, let's go somewhere quieter. I'll buy you that lunch.- OK.

1:07:03 > 1:07:07500 quid not enough to ease the pain, then?

1:07:07 > 1:07:08What pain?

1:07:08 > 1:07:10Not having a church wedding.

1:07:10 > 1:07:12I don't care about that.

1:07:12 > 1:07:14Yes, you do. Just a little bit.

1:07:14 > 1:07:16Listen, we're not like the little people round here,

1:07:16 > 1:07:20turning their sad lives into a gaudy fairy tale for a day.

1:07:20 > 1:07:22We're more than that.

1:07:22 > 1:07:24- I know.- Yeah. So me, you, the baby,

1:07:24 > 1:07:26we're going to have a better life than any of them.

1:07:26 > 1:07:28Yeah.

1:07:28 > 1:07:32But first, there's that weekend in Paris to get through.

1:07:32 > 1:07:33What?

1:07:33 > 1:07:35- Yeah.- When?

1:07:35 > 1:07:36This weekend.

1:07:36 > 1:07:38In a big chic romantic hotel?

1:07:38 > 1:07:40Yeah, if that's what it takes.

1:07:40 > 1:07:41First class all the way.

1:07:41 > 1:07:44You know that me and the baby need to be comfortable.

1:07:44 > 1:07:46I know that.

1:07:50 > 1:07:52He could be calling himself anything

1:07:52 > 1:07:54but the credit card is under the name of Beale.

1:07:54 > 1:07:57He has to be in his room. Please let him be in his room.

1:07:57 > 1:07:59It's all right, we'll find him.

1:07:59 > 1:08:02If we go in one lift, and he comes down the other, we'll miss him.

1:08:02 > 1:08:04- Just calm down, it'll be fine. - Sorry. I'm just...

1:08:04 > 1:08:06I know.

1:08:06 > 1:08:09They've, er, they've not had a Mr Beale staying.

1:08:09 > 1:08:11No, they must be wrong!

1:08:11 > 1:08:14Just because he's not here, doesn't mean anything's happened to him.

1:08:14 > 1:08:17But he used his card here, they must know him.

1:08:24 > 1:08:26- Where is he? Where's my dad? - Do you mind?!

1:08:26 > 1:08:27Just tell me where he is.

1:08:27 > 1:08:28I might've known.

1:08:28 > 1:08:31What, he's come chasing after you, begging you to come back, has he?

1:08:31 > 1:08:32They've got a room!

1:08:32 > 1:08:35I don't know where he is or what you're going on about.

1:08:35 > 1:08:37Try the chippy.

1:08:37 > 1:08:38Look, we know he's here.

1:08:38 > 1:08:40I thought he was dead, how could you let me think that?

1:08:40 > 1:08:43Do you mind?

1:08:43 > 1:08:46Look, this is a very difficult day for me.

1:08:46 > 1:08:48Stay here and don't let her go anywhere.

1:08:48 > 1:08:50Dad...

1:08:50 > 1:08:51Just stay here.

1:08:51 > 1:08:54It's great that you saved Mr Trueman's life, of course.

1:08:54 > 1:08:57Must be a relief to hit the news for a positive story.

1:08:57 > 1:08:58And this is positive, isn't it?!

1:08:58 > 1:09:01You know, a new business right here on the Square.

1:09:01 > 1:09:05Very different from the attention you were getting a little while ago.

1:09:05 > 1:09:08Excuse me, what has that got to do with anything?

1:09:08 > 1:09:10Here we go.

1:09:10 > 1:09:14Well, I could show you around the Olympic themed bijou rooms

1:09:14 > 1:09:15if you like, after.

1:09:15 > 1:09:18Hello, Denise, I got that plant you wanted.

1:09:18 > 1:09:20I thought I'd bring it over in my lunch time.

1:09:26 > 1:09:30If you'll excuse us? We're having a private interview, yeah?

1:09:30 > 1:09:32- I think it's time you left. - My son doesn't want to talk to you.

1:09:32 > 1:09:35It's a human interest story, Mr Cotton.

1:09:35 > 1:09:37Murderer...

1:09:37 > 1:09:42sorry, suspected murderer turned hero.

1:09:42 > 1:09:46Mum's right. I don't want to talk about it.

1:09:46 > 1:09:48- I knew this was a mistake.- Don't you want to get the truth across?

1:09:48 > 1:09:51We know what you people do with the truth, you know.

1:09:51 > 1:09:54The fact is, you've put your name out there again

1:09:54 > 1:09:56so you've reminded people about the murder.

1:09:56 > 1:09:58See what you've done?

1:09:58 > 1:10:01They're all back, sniffing around

1:10:01 > 1:10:05and if you don't go with a friendly journalist like me,

1:10:05 > 1:10:07you'll end up with a muckraker.

1:10:10 > 1:10:13You seen anything you fancy?

1:10:13 > 1:10:15They do a mean vindaloo if you think you're man enough.

1:10:15 > 1:10:19I hate to say it, but I'm not that keen on spicy food.

1:10:19 > 1:10:21No. Neither am I.

1:10:21 > 1:10:23THEY LAUGH

1:10:23 > 1:10:24I just wanted it to be a treat.

1:10:24 > 1:10:26It is. It's nice here.

1:10:27 > 1:10:30Well, they do some plain dishes.

1:10:30 > 1:10:31They've got omelette.

1:10:31 > 1:10:33That's not very exciting, though, is it?

1:10:36 > 1:10:40Excuse me, darling, have you got change for the vending machine, please?

1:10:40 > 1:10:42I can't give you all my change.

1:10:42 > 1:10:44Well, can't you just give us two tenners.

1:10:44 > 1:10:46- What, for a vending machine?- Yeah.

1:10:48 > 1:10:51I tell you what, don't worry. Don't put yourself out, all right.

1:10:53 > 1:10:55Omelette, then.

1:10:55 > 1:10:58Tell you what, why don't we go somewhere else, eh? Up west?

1:10:58 > 1:11:00Back to the cafe?

1:11:00 > 1:11:02I wanted it to be special.

1:11:02 > 1:11:04What's more special than cheesy chips?

1:11:04 > 1:11:08Cheesy... now you're talking. Come on, then.

1:11:17 > 1:11:18Nothing?

1:11:18 > 1:11:20Maybe he's just gone out.

1:11:20 > 1:11:22There's none of his things, Luce. Just her stuff.

1:11:22 > 1:11:25I told you, he isn't here!

1:11:25 > 1:11:27Yes, he is.

1:11:27 > 1:11:31No, he isn't, look, he really isn't.

1:11:31 > 1:11:34Just stop it, will you?! This is my mum's funeral!

1:11:34 > 1:11:38Why can't you all just leave me alone?

1:11:40 > 1:11:42Are you satisfied?

1:11:43 > 1:11:46Please, please just tell me, where is my dad?

1:11:46 > 1:11:47If I knew...

1:11:51 > 1:11:54I thought a few of her cousins might come, you know.

1:11:54 > 1:11:58A few old friends maybe, but...

1:11:58 > 1:12:00It was her.

1:12:00 > 1:12:02She got her hands on Ian's card and Ian ain't been here.

1:12:02 > 1:12:05Where is he, then?

1:12:05 > 1:12:08If you...if you know anything, anything, please just tell us.

1:12:08 > 1:12:12What does she care anyway, as long as she can carry on sucking him dry?

1:12:12 > 1:12:14His credit's all used up so you can stop worrying, all right?

1:12:14 > 1:12:18You think I'm worried about money... when my brother's missing?

1:12:18 > 1:12:19So where are we going to look now?

1:12:19 > 1:12:21Take her to the car.

1:12:21 > 1:12:23Why, what are you going to do?

1:12:24 > 1:12:25Just take her to the car.

1:12:26 > 1:12:29We'll find Ian, all right?

1:12:29 > 1:12:31But he's not here.

1:12:31 > 1:12:33Now wait outside for me.

1:12:42 > 1:12:47First, let's tell Joe Public you're not the villain they think you are.

1:12:47 > 1:12:50No, we don't want his name linked with the B&B.

1:12:50 > 1:12:53Look, love, I'm not even going to mention your precious B&B, all right?

1:12:53 > 1:12:55Go away and let me do my job.

1:12:55 > 1:12:56Hang on a minute, that's why you're here!

1:12:56 > 1:12:58You're not even going to mention it?

1:12:58 > 1:13:00Yeah, raking up Heather's murder.

1:13:00 > 1:13:03Don't you want people to remember an innocent local woman, eh?

1:13:03 > 1:13:05We could do an article about her.

1:13:05 > 1:13:07You don't care about Hev.

1:13:07 > 1:13:10You can say what you like about me,

1:13:10 > 1:13:12but you say anything bad about her...

1:13:12 > 1:13:15They've still not found the murderer. Nothing to say it wasn't him.

1:13:15 > 1:13:17- That's me saying it.- And me.

1:13:17 > 1:13:20And me. Well, innocent until proved guilty.

1:13:20 > 1:13:23- You have five seconds before I call the police.- Five.

1:13:23 > 1:13:26All right, I'm off. I'm off.

1:13:26 > 1:13:28Relax.

1:13:28 > 1:13:29No one's going to talk to you round here.

1:13:29 > 1:13:32Yeah, man, go find some other gutter.

1:13:33 > 1:13:35Thank you.

1:13:35 > 1:13:38You lot have ruined everything! Wait! Trevor!

1:13:38 > 1:13:41That girl never learns.

1:13:43 > 1:13:47Zainab, Patrick, everyone...

1:13:47 > 1:13:49Thank you.

1:13:52 > 1:13:55Hiya. You all right?

1:13:55 > 1:13:58Oh, hello. Honestly, you do your best to help people out.

1:13:58 > 1:14:02A stallholder asked me for change so I gave him 20 quid's worth.

1:14:02 > 1:14:04And the £20 note he gave me turns out to be a fake, don't it?

1:14:04 > 1:14:06- Oh, did you take it back? - Yeah, I tried to.

1:14:06 > 1:14:10He says I can't prove it was his and I can't. He's right. 20 quid down!

1:14:10 > 1:14:11That's tough.

1:14:11 > 1:14:13Oh, take no notice.

1:14:13 > 1:14:16I'll be all right once I've had a coffee and a bun. What's that?

1:14:16 > 1:14:18Oh, it's a college prospectus.

1:14:18 > 1:14:21Oh, right, Kamil's a bit young, Tamwar's a bit old...

1:14:21 > 1:14:23You're never too old.

1:14:23 > 1:14:25You? Are you thinking of going back to school?

1:14:25 > 1:14:29No. Yeah. Maybe.

1:14:29 > 1:14:30Thinking about it.

1:14:30 > 1:14:34Yeah, oh, I can see you as a student.

1:14:34 > 1:14:37I could see you as a teacher! Yeah, is that what you're thinking?

1:14:37 > 1:14:40Well, maybe. But three years with no income with a family to keep?

1:14:40 > 1:14:41And a wife who wants a new sofa.

1:14:41 > 1:14:46Oh, right, yeah, well then. Sofa, career, sofa, career.

1:14:46 > 1:14:47No contest.

1:14:47 > 1:14:50- More like it? - Least we got something in common.

1:14:50 > 1:14:53Oh, we'll have lots more than this, angel.

1:14:53 > 1:14:55Cut from the same cloth, eh?

1:15:03 > 1:15:05What do you know, eh?

1:15:05 > 1:15:06What?

1:15:06 > 1:15:08About Ian, about...

1:15:08 > 1:15:10what do you know?

1:15:10 > 1:15:12What are you on about?

1:15:12 > 1:15:14I've told you, I don't know about anything.

1:15:14 > 1:15:16Well, why did he run?

1:15:16 > 1:15:19How many times, Phil? I didn't even know he was...he was missing.

1:15:21 > 1:15:23Well, if you hear from him...

1:15:23 > 1:15:26Why would I hear from him?

1:15:26 > 1:15:28Why would he do anything? He's flipped, ain't he? He's lost it.

1:15:28 > 1:15:32Phil, I've changed my mobile number, I've cut all ties, you know,

1:15:32 > 1:15:34I'm starting again.

1:15:34 > 1:15:36Well, make a better job of it this time.

1:15:36 > 1:15:37I will.

1:15:39 > 1:15:41I'm sick of messing everything up.

1:15:41 > 1:15:44I'm sick of being me. I can't do it any more.

1:15:46 > 1:15:48Honest Mandy now, is it?

1:15:48 > 1:15:50Yeah. Trying to be.

1:15:50 > 1:15:52Yeah. Time to grow up...

1:15:52 > 1:15:56turn into someone...

1:15:56 > 1:15:58better.

1:16:02 > 1:16:06Roxy, would you mind just covering the bar while I nip to the, um...

1:16:06 > 1:16:09- That's my banking.- Mmm, yeah.

1:16:09 > 1:16:13I had a call earlier from the bank, they were just querying a cheque.

1:16:13 > 1:16:15I didn't hear the phone ring. You should have called me.

1:16:15 > 1:16:16Which cheque?

1:16:16 > 1:16:21All right, OK. All right, look, there was a statement this morning.

1:16:21 > 1:16:23From the bank.

1:16:23 > 1:16:26What were you doing opening the mail?

1:16:26 > 1:16:27The VAT account's been emptied.

1:16:27 > 1:16:29Yes, that's the system.

1:16:29 > 1:16:32What sort of system empties an account before you need the money?

1:16:32 > 1:16:35It's in the safe, though what it's got to do with you...

1:16:35 > 1:16:37- But it's not due till next month. - Yes, I know that!

1:16:37 > 1:16:39So what are you drawing cash out for?

1:16:39 > 1:16:41Because you don't pay it with cash.

1:16:41 > 1:16:44Alfie likes it that way. I don't know why.

1:16:44 > 1:16:46He's coming back soon anyway, isn't he?

1:16:46 > 1:16:49So Alfie knows that the VAT account's empty?

1:16:49 > 1:16:51Yes, yes, he knows everything.

1:16:51 > 1:16:53I really hope that you haven't messed up my paperwork...

1:16:53 > 1:16:57- No, I haven't. But if there's something wrong and I can help you with then you just...- No!

1:16:57 > 1:16:58Everything is under control.

1:16:58 > 1:17:01So would you, please, please stop meddling?

1:17:11 > 1:17:13What's this?

1:17:17 > 1:17:20Oh, wow! Wow!

1:17:20 > 1:17:22Oh, yes.

1:17:22 > 1:17:26That is...that is actually amazing.

1:17:26 > 1:17:30You are...

1:17:30 > 1:17:33a lovely, lovely man.

1:17:33 > 1:17:35I know.

1:17:37 > 1:17:41I suppose we can always buy the, um, the body lotion in duty free.

1:18:03 > 1:18:06No more vanishing off to prison. And no more second chances.

1:18:06 > 1:18:09You have to be 100% honest from now on.

1:18:09 > 1:18:11All right, girl. I get the message.

1:18:11 > 1:18:15As long as you do. I'd better get back.

1:18:15 > 1:18:17Thanks for a lovely day.

1:18:17 > 1:18:20It's been my pleasure. Hug for your old man?

1:18:27 > 1:18:30Right waste of time. I managed to get rid of one in the market....

1:18:30 > 1:18:33- All right, Bill?- ..but the rest of it, forget it, Del.

1:18:33 > 1:18:35You was looking for some baby wipes, weren't you?

1:18:35 > 1:18:37Tell you what look, you keep the tenner, eh?

1:18:37 > 1:18:39No, but you said, didn't you...?

1:18:39 > 1:18:41Yeah, well, you win some, you lose some, Bill. Hmm. Hmm.

1:18:41 > 1:18:44Oh, right. OK, yeah. Thanks, Del.

1:18:44 > 1:18:46- See you later.- See you, mate.

1:18:51 > 1:18:53His granddaughter is having a baby.

1:18:53 > 1:18:55Dodgy twenties?

1:18:55 > 1:18:57What? No. No.

1:18:57 > 1:19:01Yes, yes. You couldn't be honest if you wanted to.

1:19:01 > 1:19:03You don't know what it means.

1:19:03 > 1:19:06No, Alice. No, it was just...

1:19:06 > 1:19:09I'll... Alice!

1:19:12 > 1:19:14- What's that?- College courses.

1:19:14 > 1:19:16Who's that for?

1:19:16 > 1:19:19No-one. Just sort of general interest, you know, really.

1:19:19 > 1:19:22- Jean, can I have a word? - Course you can.

1:19:22 > 1:19:25Won't be a minute.

1:19:28 > 1:19:29I've just checked in the safe.

1:19:29 > 1:19:33You've no business. I can't have you interfering like this.

1:19:33 > 1:19:38It's not fair on Alfie, the finances are private and all that.

1:19:38 > 1:19:40It's been emptied, OK.

1:19:40 > 1:19:44So, if you put ten grand in there, you've been robbed.

1:19:44 > 1:19:48- I paid the bills with it. - But you told me it was for the VAT.

1:19:48 > 1:19:49So make your mind up.

1:19:49 > 1:19:53It's got nothing to do with you. It's my job, OK. It's my job.

1:19:53 > 1:19:55I'm going to phone Alfie cos something's not right.

1:19:55 > 1:19:59No! He'll be back soon and you'll see, he'll be fine about everything.

1:19:59 > 1:20:01Jean, it's ten grand. It's not petty cash!

1:20:01 > 1:20:04Alfie took it, all right! He took it. Satisfied?

1:20:04 > 1:20:06- Alfie took it?- Yes.

1:20:06 > 1:20:08He wanted to give Kat a surprise. A lovely surprise.

1:20:08 > 1:20:10Something that she would love.

1:20:13 > 1:20:15OK.

1:20:15 > 1:20:18I wasn't supposed to say anything but you've pushed and pushed.

1:20:18 > 1:20:20He swore me to secrecy.

1:20:20 > 1:20:21It's a lot of money, Jean.

1:20:21 > 1:20:25Yeah, well, I feel terrible saying anything.

1:20:25 > 1:20:28I mean, he just wants to, I don't know,

1:20:28 > 1:20:31make some grand gesture to show Kat how much he loves her.

1:20:34 > 1:20:36Hello. Is anyone serving?

1:20:36 > 1:20:39Yeah, I'm coming. Hold on a minute.

1:20:39 > 1:20:41Well, I didn't know that, did I?

1:20:41 > 1:20:43If I've been a bit full-on, then I'm really sorry.

1:20:43 > 1:20:45You have.

1:20:45 > 1:20:48But, yes, well, fine, can we just leave it now?

1:20:48 > 1:20:52Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1:20:52 > 1:20:54Sorry about that. What can I get you?

1:20:54 > 1:20:56- Whisky, please.- Yeah.

1:20:56 > 1:20:57Can I get you one?

1:20:57 > 1:20:59Yeah, thanks. You all right?

1:20:59 > 1:21:02- I'm getting there.- Good.

1:21:09 > 1:21:12Where do you think Dad is?

1:21:12 > 1:21:14He's just...

1:21:14 > 1:21:16well, maybe he's off on an adventure somewhere

1:21:16 > 1:21:20and he'll be back soon, with all sorts of mad stories to tell us.

1:21:20 > 1:21:23He's not very good at stories.

1:21:23 > 1:21:28No, he isn't. Right, Bobby Beale. This is what we're going to do.

1:21:28 > 1:21:32Every night, until Dad comes back, you know what we're going to have?

1:21:32 > 1:21:34- Hot chocolate and marshmallows. - Really?

1:21:34 > 1:21:35Yeah!

1:21:46 > 1:21:48PHONE BEEPS

1:21:50 > 1:21:51HE MOUTHS

1:21:53 > 1:21:57Done! I've booked that amazing hotel on the Champs Elysee.

1:21:59 > 1:22:02All you've got to do now is pay for it in the next 24 hours.

1:22:02 > 1:22:04Right.

1:22:04 > 1:22:06OK, I'm going to get a shower.

1:22:06 > 1:22:12And then, um, afterwards, I might try my new perfume.

1:22:12 > 1:22:13- Oh.- Mmm.

1:22:16 > 1:22:18- Don't start anything you can't finish. - SHE GIGGLES

1:22:27 > 1:22:30'Oh, hello, Michael, it's Jean.

1:22:30 > 1:22:33'Listen, I'm ever so... ever so sorry to do this,

1:22:33 > 1:22:36'but I think I've made a really silly mistake.

1:22:36 > 1:22:37'I need that 10,000 back.

1:22:37 > 1:22:40'I mean, I should never have given it to you in the first place,

1:22:40 > 1:22:41'I'm really, really...'

1:22:41 > 1:22:43HE HANGS UP

1:22:48 > 1:22:50PHONE RINGS

1:22:57 > 1:23:02Woo, you're so fit, huh?

1:23:02 > 1:23:04Ha(!)

1:23:07 > 1:23:11Bobby, get down here. You're going to make me late!

1:23:12 > 1:23:14I need some dinner money.

1:23:15 > 1:23:16CHANGE CLINKING

1:23:16 > 1:23:19- What's that going to buy me? - That's all I've got.

1:23:19 > 1:23:22- Dad gives you twice that. - Yeah, well, Dad isn't here, is he?

1:23:35 > 1:23:37SHE SIGHS What happened to breakfast in bed?

1:23:37 > 1:23:40I was uncomfortable and bored of waiting.

1:23:40 > 1:23:42You NEED to relax!

1:23:42 > 1:23:44I will be tonight -

1:23:44 > 1:23:49when you buy me dinner at this amazing Parisian restaurant.

1:23:50 > 1:23:51That's my girl.

1:23:51 > 1:23:53I think this baby really wants to come out.

1:23:53 > 1:23:57That's why you need to relax. You need to go upstairs, put your feet up, take the day off.

1:23:57 > 1:23:59Yeah, as amazing as that sounds,

1:23:59 > 1:24:02some of us have got a business to run.

1:24:04 > 1:24:06Oh, come on, Patrick, man! Look, down...

1:24:06 > 1:24:07Down a bit, down.

1:24:07 > 1:24:09No, not so far, man. Come on, bring it up.

1:24:09 > 1:24:10Up, up, up, up, up...

1:24:10 > 1:24:12No!

1:24:12 > 1:24:15- Where was it again?- Make up your mind now, woman!- You know what?

1:24:15 > 1:24:19As long as they can see my name, yeah?

1:24:19 > 1:24:22Eh, what? You going to leave me dangling here?

1:24:30 > 1:24:32They can take their logo but they can't take my name.

1:24:32 > 1:24:34So, you've decided to join us, then, have you?

1:24:34 > 1:24:37- I needed my beauty sleep.- Yeah, I've been up since the crack of dawn!

1:24:37 > 1:24:39I've been up since the crack of...

1:24:39 > 1:24:41- Here, have you read this? - No, I haven't had time.

1:24:41 > 1:24:44That creep couldn't get a story, so what does he do? Make one up.

1:24:44 > 1:24:48And look at that, not even a name check for the B&B.

1:24:48 > 1:24:52The banner's up. It's official. We're opening this evening.

1:24:54 > 1:24:56Home sweet home, eh?

1:24:58 > 1:25:00Well, I suppose I'd better move back in, then, eh?

1:25:00 > 1:25:02Eh, before you start unpacking, the both of you,

1:25:02 > 1:25:03there is work to be done!

1:25:03 > 1:25:06Hey, I hope those rooms are ready for my Jubilee bookings?

1:25:06 > 1:25:09- Yes, well, maybe if you pulled your finger out!- I've been making a list.

1:25:09 > 1:25:11It's the personal touches that make all the difference.

1:25:11 > 1:25:13I'll stick these in the downstairs khazi?

1:25:13 > 1:25:16Yeah, all right, then. Yeah, you do that, thanks. PHONE RINGING

1:25:22 > 1:25:24Kim's Palace?

1:25:24 > 1:25:25Yeah.

1:25:25 > 1:25:28POSH ACCENT: Er, yeah, we do have limited vacancies, yeah.

1:25:28 > 1:25:32I could offer you the Linford Christie Suite.

1:25:32 > 1:25:38With a 10% promotional discount and a complimentary lunchbox.

1:25:39 > 1:25:41Yeah, it's complimentary, yeah.

1:25:41 > 1:25:43- Maybe I should pop over? - If you have any sense,

1:25:43 > 1:25:46you'll steer clear until the party.

1:25:46 > 1:25:49You're right, we'll arrive fashionably late.

1:25:49 > 1:25:51And I want everyone to make an effort. That includes you, Tamwar!

1:25:51 > 1:25:55Sorry, are you seriously expecting us all to go?

1:25:55 > 1:25:57Of course! I gave them the money to invest in that eyesore.

1:25:57 > 1:26:00No way, I'm not setting foot in the place.

1:26:00 > 1:26:01You'll be fine, Afia.

1:26:01 > 1:26:04It is important for us all to be seen again.

1:26:04 > 1:26:07We are upwardly mobile. Your father's going to get a promotion.

1:26:07 > 1:26:12It's time we showed this Square that we are a family to be reckoned with.

1:26:13 > 1:26:16- You sure you're up to this? - What, knocking out a few motors?

1:26:16 > 1:26:18Well, nah, this is a proper job, innit?

1:26:18 > 1:26:20What, are you trying to say I can't do an honest day's work, are ya?

1:26:20 > 1:26:24Who'd have thought it, eh? Derek Branning on the straight and narrow.

1:26:24 > 1:26:27Go on, on your way, on your way. You're cramping my style!

1:26:27 > 1:26:30I'll be at the gym, yeah? And remember...smile.

1:26:30 > 1:26:32Hey, good boy!

1:26:33 > 1:26:34Hello, Cora, love.

1:26:35 > 1:26:38Max is at the auctions. I said I'd look after the place for him.

1:26:38 > 1:26:41Bet that put his mind at rest(!) How'd it go with Alice?

1:26:41 > 1:26:42DEREK EXHALES

1:26:42 > 1:26:45What were you thinking of, eh? Showing her that letter?

1:26:45 > 1:26:48I was trying to patch things up between you.

1:26:48 > 1:26:51- I thought you'd be grateful.- I am.

1:26:51 > 1:26:53I tell you what, though, she ain't half hard to please.

1:26:53 > 1:26:55Runs in the family.

1:27:02 > 1:27:05She caught me trying to knock out some of that Mickey Mouse money.

1:27:05 > 1:27:07Oh! I don't know why I bother.

1:27:07 > 1:27:11It's all right, it's all right, I'm going to make it up to her.

1:27:11 > 1:27:13I'm going to try and go straight.

1:27:15 > 1:27:18No time like the present.

1:27:18 > 1:27:20- You've got a punter.- Ohh!

1:27:22 > 1:27:24I mean, how hard can it be, eh?

1:27:24 > 1:27:25CORA LAUGHS

1:27:26 > 1:27:29Good morning, sir. How are you? Nice to meet you.

1:27:29 > 1:27:31There you go, babes.

1:27:31 > 1:27:36- You are now officially off the market.- Thanks.

1:27:36 > 1:27:37So, you heard from him?

1:27:38 > 1:27:39(No.)

1:27:39 > 1:27:44- He probably just needs a bit more time on his own.- Yeah.

1:27:44 > 1:27:46And you? You all right?

1:27:47 > 1:27:50Well, Bobby's just missing his dad.

1:27:50 > 1:27:52Yeah, well, he will be back in no time!

1:27:55 > 1:27:57You know where I am if you need me, eh?

1:27:59 > 1:28:00See ya.

1:28:01 > 1:28:03- You going to go to school now?- What?

1:28:03 > 1:28:08- So somebody can take our house while we're gone?- Yo, Juicy Lucy, how is my favourite blonde?

1:28:08 > 1:28:12Really late for work. Bobby isn't feeling too well.

1:28:12 > 1:28:15- OK.- I can't take him to the caff.

1:28:15 > 1:28:17Luce, you know what, I'd love to help, babe,

1:28:17 > 1:28:20- but I've got to put together my set list for the B&B opening...- Fine.

1:28:20 > 1:28:22Forget I asked.

1:28:22 > 1:28:26- Move, Bobby!- Luce, it's just... It's just things I've gotta do, babe.

1:28:28 > 1:28:31- My dad died in that fire. - I know, Afia. I was there, remember?

1:28:31 > 1:28:33So why are we even considering this?

1:28:33 > 1:28:36- Because you know what it's like when Mum wants to go...- Am I interrupting?

1:28:36 > 1:28:38Ah! Zulekha!

1:28:39 > 1:28:41Where have you been?

1:28:41 > 1:28:42Walking...in Malam Jabba!

1:28:42 > 1:28:45You went to Pakistan? I am SO jealous.

1:28:45 > 1:28:47Three weeks of mountain air.

1:28:47 > 1:28:50- Back to Walford with a bump. - Tell me about it.

1:28:50 > 1:28:51Big hole -

1:28:51 > 1:28:55- kind of need you to dig me out of it.- Shoot.

1:28:55 > 1:28:58Speed dating, I'm hosting an event next week.

1:28:58 > 1:29:02- You are?- Yes, some friends roped me into it.

1:29:02 > 1:29:05- Anyway, the venue's fallen through. - You want to have it here?

1:29:05 > 1:29:09HE CLEARS HIS THROAT OK. Hello, speed dating,

1:29:09 > 1:29:12people talk and then they move table. No-one's got time to eat.

1:29:12 > 1:29:17- Well, everyone pays a cover charge and it's already fully booked. - Yeah, Mum would kill us, though.

1:29:17 > 1:29:20- Here we go again.- It's morally dubious and lowers the tone.

1:29:20 > 1:29:23Yeah, and in case you'd forgotten, this isn't HER restaurant.

1:29:23 > 1:29:27OK, it was just a suggestion.

1:29:27 > 1:29:29Yeah, it might be fun? I mean, we could...

1:29:29 > 1:29:30Afia, it's not going to happen.

1:29:36 > 1:29:37Mind your back, mind your back!

1:29:37 > 1:29:39Oh!

1:29:40 > 1:29:43- Just mind the table, yeah? - I need to just get under...

1:29:43 > 1:29:46- Come on, Patrick, put some welly into it!- All right!

1:29:46 > 1:29:50Mind the ceiling, I've just got some wallpaper... Please, be careful.

1:29:52 > 1:29:54Hey, babe.

1:29:54 > 1:29:55- Hiya.- It's lunchtime,

1:29:55 > 1:29:58so I thought you could do with a small pair of hands.

1:29:58 > 1:29:59Ah! # Mr Lover Man! #

1:29:59 > 1:30:02Yes, well, I'm glad someone's offered to help.

1:30:02 > 1:30:04I can't believe you're dumping me!

1:30:04 > 1:30:06Look, babe, I'm working, all right? I ain't got the time for this.

1:30:06 > 1:30:10You found the time to go and see Morgan, though.

1:30:11 > 1:30:14So what, you hard at it?

1:30:14 > 1:30:17- Yeah, busy, busy!- Look, I'll pop over later with some ice, yeah?

1:30:17 > 1:30:19- All right, then.- All right.- Hm-mm.

1:30:20 > 1:30:22Better get a wiggle on.

1:30:22 > 1:30:25You know what? I need to get a wiggle on it as well, yeah?

1:30:27 > 1:30:29And WHERE do you think you're going?

1:30:29 > 1:30:34- To Bootys for a pre-party pampering...- No...

1:30:34 > 1:30:36- No.- Just...- No!

1:30:36 > 1:30:39You are not going to leave me here to do all the graft.

1:30:39 > 1:30:43- Yeah, but these nails are not going to polish themselves, are they?- No...

1:30:43 > 1:30:45- No.- ..and neither are them windows.

1:30:50 > 1:30:51Yeah? How long are you gone for?

1:30:51 > 1:30:55- Dirty weekend.- Well, it's all right for some, innit?

1:30:55 > 1:30:57Got to keep 'em keen.

1:30:57 > 1:30:59- Must be where I was going wrong. - Probably, yeah.

1:30:59 > 1:31:01I've been trying to call you.

1:31:01 > 1:31:04- I've just been a bit busy, Jean. - Did you get my messages?

1:31:04 > 1:31:06It's just that I need that £10,000 back.

1:31:09 > 1:31:11You're beginning to mess me about a bit, Jean.

1:31:12 > 1:31:14It's Roxy, she's asking questions.

1:31:14 > 1:31:17- All SORTS of questions! - What d'you say?

1:31:17 > 1:31:21Well, nothing, cos it's our little secret, isn't it?

1:31:21 > 1:31:23But she's seen the books, she's seen the figures

1:31:23 > 1:31:26- and she knows that the safe's empty. - All right, OK, erm...

1:31:26 > 1:31:28It's just that if she talks to Alf...

1:31:28 > 1:31:30Yes, just put a sock in it so I can think, will you?

1:31:34 > 1:31:36I need that money back by today, Michael.

1:31:37 > 1:31:38I'll see what I can manage.

1:31:39 > 1:31:41I KNEW you'd sort it!

1:31:41 > 1:31:43Meet me in the Vic, yeah?

1:31:43 > 1:31:44The Vic.

1:31:46 > 1:31:48Oi, what you playing at?

1:31:49 > 1:31:53MICHAEL LAUGHS She's got a little, er, got a little thing for me.

1:31:53 > 1:31:55- You've got to indulge 'em! - You are SICK!

1:31:56 > 1:31:59Sick head!

1:32:06 > 1:32:07So, what are you doing, then?

1:32:07 > 1:32:09Reading. You should try it sometime.

1:32:09 > 1:32:11I read.

1:32:11 > 1:32:12Horoscopes don't count.

1:32:14 > 1:32:17So you're just going to sit there with your nose in a book?

1:32:17 > 1:32:19If it stops me from looking at those hideous walls.

1:32:23 > 1:32:25OK...

1:32:25 > 1:32:28Forensic detective work.

1:32:28 > 1:32:29You find the toilets

1:32:29 > 1:32:31and examine them very carefully for any evidence of dirt.

1:32:33 > 1:32:34What's in it for me?

1:32:34 > 1:32:35Mmm, ten quid should cover it.

1:32:35 > 1:32:37Call it 20 -

1:32:37 > 1:32:39some of us ain't THAT cheap.

1:32:45 > 1:32:48Hello, why isn't Bobby at school?

1:32:48 > 1:32:49Tummy ache.

1:32:49 > 1:32:51Doesn't look very ill to me.

1:32:51 > 1:32:56- Was there something you wanted?- Oh, yes, change for the shop, please.

1:32:56 > 1:32:59You know, if he's poorly, he should actually be at home.

1:33:00 > 1:33:04- What's it got to do with you? - I'm a concerned neighbour.

1:33:04 > 1:33:06Or perhaps you'd like me to call Social Services?

1:33:06 > 1:33:07How you doing, Mrs M?

1:33:07 > 1:33:10You all right, Bobby? Come on, let's get you home, eh?

1:33:10 > 1:33:11- You're looking after him? - Yeah, course!

1:33:11 > 1:33:14- DVDs, games, chicken soup.- Cool.

1:33:14 > 1:33:17That's all the medicine he needs - Doctor Fats!

1:33:17 > 1:33:19I'm still going to bring it up with Ian.

1:33:19 > 1:33:22- You do that.- I mean, what kind of loser abandons his children, hm?

1:33:24 > 1:33:25I thought you were busy?

1:33:25 > 1:33:28- Never too busy to help out a mate. - Come on, then!

1:33:28 > 1:33:30Come on, then, little man.

1:33:32 > 1:33:33COMPUTER BEEPS Argh!

1:33:33 > 1:33:37A guest wants to book some tickets for Mamma Mia!

1:33:37 > 1:33:39Why won't it let me in?!

1:33:39 > 1:33:41I've got a free study period this afternoon.

1:33:41 > 1:33:43I can book them for you, if you want?

1:33:45 > 1:33:46I'm waiting for the catch.

1:33:46 > 1:33:48- Only trying to help. - All right, all right!

1:33:48 > 1:33:53- Look, this stays between us. - I'll need a credit card.

1:33:56 > 1:33:59See you later, yeah? All right, bye.

1:33:59 > 1:34:01What's this? You checking up on me, are you?

1:34:01 > 1:34:03Those cars won't sell themselves.

1:34:03 > 1:34:06Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahem!

1:34:10 > 1:34:11You sold that coupe?

1:34:11 > 1:34:13- Ah, it was child's play. - Yeah, beginner's luck!

1:34:13 > 1:34:17Even got the asking price - less my commission, of course.

1:34:17 > 1:34:20- Well, maybe I'll stick around. Show you how it's supposed to be done.- Oh, yeah?

1:34:20 > 1:34:23Well, come on, then, show me what you got. I'll be watching you!

1:34:23 > 1:34:27- Yeah? Come on, then. - Yeah, I'll be watching you. THEY CHUCKLE

1:34:27 > 1:34:30- I'm telling you, something ain't right.- I thought you said you were going to back off?

1:34:30 > 1:34:33Alfie's back soon. He'll sort it out then.

1:34:35 > 1:34:37Here, Rosie? You read this?

1:34:37 > 1:34:40Your Andrew, he's right back in the frame!

1:34:40 > 1:34:42Yeah, he's been moping around all morning.

1:34:42 > 1:34:43I'll kill that flaming journalist!

1:34:43 > 1:34:47If you didn't make us go after those wretched lions, I mean...

1:34:47 > 1:34:49You shouldn't have started choking!

1:34:49 > 1:34:54Hey, Mrs C, Mr T, meet your MC for the B&B!

1:34:54 > 1:34:56- Come again?- Fat Boy's doing the music tonight.

1:34:56 > 1:34:59Yeah, some hot summer tunes to shake your hips to!

1:34:59 > 1:35:02I may be persuaded to swing my tush!

1:35:02 > 1:35:05Yeah, yeah, man, we could do with a party, can't we?

1:35:05 > 1:35:08Count me in - as long as they've built a decent fire exit!

1:35:08 > 1:35:10PHONE RINGS

1:35:10 > 1:35:11Michael?

1:35:11 > 1:35:13Yeah, I went to the bank this morning, so...

1:35:13 > 1:35:16I couldn't get it all out, though.

1:35:16 > 1:35:17OK, well, how much?

1:35:17 > 1:35:19Keep the change. Enough to get Rox off your back.

1:35:19 > 1:35:21Just sit tight and I'll bring it over.

1:35:21 > 1:35:23JEAN EXHALES

1:35:23 > 1:35:25(Yes!) Ah!

1:35:31 > 1:35:34I think you've got explaining to do.

1:35:34 > 1:35:39First you sabotage the church and then you cancel the reception.

1:35:39 > 1:35:42I mean, anyone would think that you didn't want to get married, Michael.

1:35:44 > 1:35:47It was all a bit Essex, the church. You deserved better, I thought.

1:35:47 > 1:35:50- You said it. - You know, a better venue and...

1:35:50 > 1:35:52I was just going to go to the bank, so...

1:35:52 > 1:35:54Oh, well, I've saved you a journey.

1:35:58 > 1:35:59What's that?

1:36:00 > 1:36:03- Country club? - Mmm-hmm, discreet, exclusive...

1:36:03 > 1:36:05Expensive.

1:36:05 > 1:36:08I thought you said that you wanted to spoil me?

1:36:08 > 1:36:10They've offered us some dates,

1:36:10 > 1:36:13and I think if we pay cash deposit then they'll know we mean business.

1:36:18 > 1:36:20Enjoy her, yeah?

1:36:21 > 1:36:23See? Sometimes you just need the soft touch.

1:36:23 > 1:36:26Yeah, soft touch, that's always been your problem, innit?

1:36:26 > 1:36:28I could have got another oner out of him.

1:36:29 > 1:36:33Well, listen, you sell that Merc, I'll give you the money meself.

1:36:33 > 1:36:36Silly money, this car, sir. Practically giving it away.

1:36:36 > 1:36:39Got to work on your people skills, mate.

1:36:39 > 1:36:43- Oi, I'm a born communicator, me. - Yeah? You're certainly talking something, that's for sure.

1:36:43 > 1:36:48- I'm bringing a bit of class to this forecourt, that's what I'm doing. - Oh, right.- On your way.

1:36:48 > 1:36:50Now, I'm glad you looked at this car, sir. Let me tell you this...

1:36:50 > 1:36:53- Patrick!- Hmm-mm?- What do think?

1:36:53 > 1:36:55Ta-da!

1:36:55 > 1:36:56Lost for words.

1:36:56 > 1:37:01- Right, that is the bedrooms finished.- Good, good!

1:37:01 > 1:37:03No thanks to some people.

1:37:03 > 1:37:08OK, bathroom checked, and just time for a little soak.

1:37:08 > 1:37:13- Third row tickets for Mamma Mia! - Oh, bless you, babe! Thank you.

1:37:13 > 1:37:16I'm going to pass this on to the guest with a nice tidy mark-up,

1:37:16 > 1:37:18which we will split between us. # Mamma Mia

1:37:18 > 1:37:19# Here I go again

1:37:19 > 1:37:21# My, my... #

1:37:21 > 1:37:24I can't believe people still think I killed her.

1:37:24 > 1:37:26Today's headlines, tomorrow's rubbish.

1:37:26 > 1:37:30You know, it's times like this you realise who your friends are.

1:37:31 > 1:37:34Oh... Andrew, there's something I need to tell you...

1:37:34 > 1:37:36You're good to me, Patrick.

1:37:36 > 1:37:38I didn't choke.

1:37:38 > 1:37:41I was just pretending I was, you know?

1:37:42 > 1:37:44You made me think you were dying?!

1:37:44 > 1:37:45Yeah, well, your mother and me,

1:37:45 > 1:37:48we felt we needed to distract you from the Moon boy.

1:37:48 > 1:37:51- My mum was in on this?- Yeah, well, we were just trying to help.

1:37:51 > 1:37:55By digging it all up? Heather will be turning in her grave.

1:37:57 > 1:37:58Andrew...

1:38:00 > 1:38:03Let's get to this party before all the free booze runs out.

1:38:03 > 1:38:06- You all right, Jean?- Yes, I'm fine!

1:38:06 > 1:38:10I wish people would stop asking me that!

1:38:12 > 1:38:13Why the sudden rush?

1:38:13 > 1:38:16Well, you know, you still need to pack - that tends to take a while.

1:38:16 > 1:38:19- Go on, get it there. - What are you doing? - JANINE CHUCKLES

1:38:19 > 1:38:21The sooner I have you all to myself, the happier I'll be.

1:38:23 > 1:38:25(That's it.)

1:38:25 > 1:38:27All right!

1:38:27 > 1:38:31Turn up the music! This Fox is ready to party.

1:38:31 > 1:38:33I'm glad one of them is.

1:38:33 > 1:38:36- You know what, D? You need to lighten up.- In case you'd forgotten,

1:38:36 > 1:38:40I'm supposed to be a partner in this business. Not your hired skivvy!

1:38:40 > 1:38:43Yeah, well, let's just remember whose name is above the door, yeah?

1:38:43 > 1:38:46If I weren't here to run things, you wouldn't last five minutes.

1:38:46 > 1:38:48- Oh, please!- You just got Sasha a detention?- I did?!

1:38:48 > 1:38:51Her school teacher caught her booking some theatre tickets.

1:38:51 > 1:38:54- Whoa, whoa, whoa, you did not tell me that.- With your credit card!

1:38:54 > 1:38:56- Technically that's fraud. - What was she doing with it?

1:38:56 > 1:38:59- Helping me out!- Seems like everyone's been helping you out.

1:38:59 > 1:39:01- She made me clean the toilets.- What?!

1:39:01 > 1:39:04OK, Kim, Kim, what exactly have YOU done today?

1:39:04 > 1:39:06- Aside from passing the buck? - Maybe we should calm down?

1:39:06 > 1:39:10No, no, Patrick, it's good to clear the air, yeah? So, come on...

1:39:10 > 1:39:13anybody else want a pop? Fat Boy?

1:39:13 > 1:39:15Come on, give us your best shot!

1:39:15 > 1:39:17Andrew? Come on!

1:39:17 > 1:39:18Hit me when I'm down.

1:39:18 > 1:39:21Because clearly I'm some kind of...

1:39:21 > 1:39:25- Liability?- No, no, no, flaming liability.

1:39:26 > 1:39:30This customer finance plan, the figures don't tally.

1:39:30 > 1:39:33Oh, well, that's a shame, innit? Cos he's already signed the agreement.

1:39:33 > 1:39:35You've bumped up the figures, ain't ya?

1:39:35 > 1:39:38- I may have massaged them a little. - You know what, you have to do things your way, don't you?

1:39:38 > 1:39:42- What's that supposed to mean? - It means you can't even go straight and narrow.

1:39:42 > 1:39:44- Not even for Alice. - Oi, you leave my Alice out of this!

1:39:44 > 1:39:46Let's just face facts,

1:39:46 > 1:39:48you're always going to be on the wrong side of shady.

1:39:48 > 1:39:50Look, I'm trying to do the right thing by that g...

1:39:50 > 1:39:51Here, d'you know what?

1:39:51 > 1:39:56You tell Max he can stick his motors and his clapped out old bangers.

1:39:56 > 1:39:58I've got better things to do with my time!

1:40:02 > 1:40:05I hope you're pleased with yourself?

1:40:05 > 1:40:09Patrick, save it, cos all I've had today is earache.

1:40:09 > 1:40:13Yeah, while we've been bursting our guts getting this place open.

1:40:13 > 1:40:15You think I don't know that?

1:40:16 > 1:40:21Well, a little bit of gratitude wouldn't go amiss.

1:40:21 > 1:40:23Look, if you want to get this place going,

1:40:23 > 1:40:26let me tell you something, young lady,

1:40:26 > 1:40:28you have to step up, you know.

1:40:28 > 1:40:29Hmph!

1:40:29 > 1:40:33But what if I fall flat on my face? Huh?

1:40:33 > 1:40:36I was all right doing odd shifts at the Vic, you know.

1:40:36 > 1:40:39Sometimes I just wish that this place was still rubble.

1:40:39 > 1:40:42Then I wouldn't have to do all of this.

1:40:42 > 1:40:46I mean, the Kim I know, she ain't scared of anything at all.

1:40:47 > 1:40:50Yeah, well, she's scared, all right.

1:40:50 > 1:40:52Just very good at hiding it.

1:40:52 > 1:40:56It's an adventure and we're all on it for the ride, OK?

1:40:57 > 1:40:59Maybe Denise is right?

1:40:59 > 1:41:01Maybe I ain't got what it takes?

1:41:03 > 1:41:06Well, you ain't going to find out lying down there.

1:41:16 > 1:41:19I don't mind if you want to go to the party.

1:41:19 > 1:41:21It won't be up to much.

1:41:21 > 1:41:25Besides, I'd rather stay at home with my little brother.

1:41:25 > 1:41:26Maybe Dad will call?

1:41:28 > 1:41:29Maybe.

1:41:29 > 1:41:31I mean, he's been away for days.

1:41:33 > 1:41:36Well...we're doing just fine without him, aren't we?

1:41:39 > 1:41:42No arguments, you're...

1:41:42 > 1:41:44Hey, babe.

1:41:44 > 1:41:47Sasha has something that she'd like to say.

1:41:47 > 1:41:49I got the detention on purpose.

1:41:49 > 1:41:51But if she hadn't made me do all the work...

1:41:51 > 1:41:53OK, OK.

1:41:53 > 1:41:56Maybe I was out of order. I'm sorry, if you are.

1:41:56 > 1:41:58You say it first.

1:41:58 > 1:42:01All right, guys, guys. Let's just enjoy the party, shall we?

1:42:03 > 1:42:05# My party! #

1:42:07 > 1:42:09# Everyone's party! #

1:42:09 > 1:42:12Interesting colour scheme.

1:42:12 > 1:42:14It's enough to make your eyes water.

1:42:14 > 1:42:15Place looks like a knocking shop!

1:42:15 > 1:42:18- How do you know? - THEY LAUGH

1:42:18 > 1:42:21- Hello and welcome to my palace. - It looks a bit different to the last time I saw it!

1:42:21 > 1:42:25- I thought I'd bling it up a bit, you know what I mean? - Kim, I'm completely blown away.

1:42:25 > 1:42:27Well, if the gays like it, I must be doing something right!

1:42:27 > 1:42:30You know what? Really, I love what you've done with the place. I do.

1:42:30 > 1:42:33- You know me, Rox. You know, creative juices...- Top up?

1:42:33 > 1:42:35Thank you.

1:42:35 > 1:42:36And I had some help.

1:42:37 > 1:42:39Here we go, speech time!

1:42:43 > 1:42:48OK, OK, OK! Listen up! Listen up, yeah?

1:42:48 > 1:42:49All right.

1:42:49 > 1:42:53I'd like to thank you all for coming to the grand opening.

1:42:53 > 1:42:55- Wahey, wahey, wahey!- Thank you.

1:42:55 > 1:42:59And I have to give a special thanks to the people that's helped me to make this happen.

1:42:59 > 1:43:04I've got to thank my family, who I couldn't have done it without. CROWD CHEERS

1:43:04 > 1:43:06And my beautiful, sexy boyfriend!

1:43:06 > 1:43:09CROWD MURMURS Yeah, yeah, you can look but you can't touch!

1:43:09 > 1:43:12- More's the pity! - THEY LAUGH

1:43:12 > 1:43:15Sasha! Yeah, you've been a great help,

1:43:15 > 1:43:17and, of course, my fabulous friends.

1:43:17 > 1:43:21So, please, feel free to take the tour.

1:43:21 > 1:43:24Enjoy the tunes and tell everybody that we're open.

1:43:24 > 1:43:29But, before you do, please, raise a glass for the toast from the host.

1:43:29 > 1:43:32Kim's Palace!

1:43:32 > 1:43:34- ALL:- Kim's Palace!

1:43:34 > 1:43:36All right!

1:43:36 > 1:43:38D'you know what, I have to say, it's been a nightmare of a year,

1:43:38 > 1:43:41but, you know, we're still living the dream

1:43:41 > 1:43:45and, for me, Kimmy has risen, like the phoenix from the ashes and...

1:43:49 > 1:43:51Nice one.

1:43:55 > 1:43:57Michael?

1:43:57 > 1:43:59Ah! I can't decide.

1:43:59 > 1:44:03Take 'em both, you'll only change your mind. PHONE RINGS

1:44:03 > 1:44:04Jean?!

1:44:04 > 1:44:07When is that woman going to leave you alone?

1:44:08 > 1:44:12- Taxi's here in five minutes. - Oh! Well, I might even be ready.

1:44:20 > 1:44:22Oh!

1:44:22 > 1:44:25BANGING ON DOOR

1:44:25 > 1:44:26Michael?

1:44:26 > 1:44:28JEAN PANTS

1:44:28 > 1:44:30SHE HAMMERS ON THE DOOR

1:44:30 > 1:44:31Michael?!

1:44:33 > 1:44:34Are you in there?

1:44:35 > 1:44:38SHE HAMMERS ON THE DOOR

1:44:41 > 1:44:44Oh, Jack! Jack...

1:44:44 > 1:44:46you haven't seen Michael anywhere, have you?

1:44:46 > 1:44:50- Yeah, well, he's gone away, ain't he?- No, he can't have!

1:44:50 > 1:44:53Listen, Jean, you want to lay off a bit, yeah?

1:44:53 > 1:44:56I don't know what you're talking about? Oh, doesn't matter!

1:44:56 > 1:44:59Erm...er...

1:45:06 > 1:45:08Bad day at the office?

1:45:08 > 1:45:09Ha, you could say that.

1:45:11 > 1:45:15If you want to absolve your misdemeanours, Derek,

1:45:15 > 1:45:18you might want to think of doing a couple of shifts at the charity shop.

1:45:18 > 1:45:22Do us a favour, Cora! I've still got me standards.

1:45:24 > 1:45:27You know what?

1:45:27 > 1:45:30I'll never be the mother Tanya wanted,

1:45:30 > 1:45:32and she's known me all her life.

1:45:32 > 1:45:34How long have you known Alice? Five minutes?

1:45:34 > 1:45:37Give it some time.

1:45:37 > 1:45:40I dunno, maybe I'm beyond redemption?

1:45:40 > 1:45:43"We're all sinners, Derek," as Dot would say.

1:45:43 > 1:45:48If Alice wants her dad back, she's got to take you as she finds you.

1:45:52 > 1:45:54Cora Cross, you are a genius.

1:45:54 > 1:45:58I mean, if she thinks I'm going straight...

1:45:58 > 1:46:00well, that's all that matters, innit?

1:46:00 > 1:46:02Oh!

1:46:02 > 1:46:04THEY LAUGH

1:46:09 > 1:46:12Best I just go back to Southend.

1:46:12 > 1:46:14Don't blame Patrick, it was my fault.

1:46:15 > 1:46:18I just couldn't bear to see you looking so hurt.

1:46:18 > 1:46:21I wanted to do something for you.

1:46:21 > 1:46:24There are people in the Square who care about you.

1:46:24 > 1:46:28Yeah? Well, they've got a funny way of showing it.

1:46:28 > 1:46:31I know what you think of me. But I've been worried.

1:46:31 > 1:46:36I've been worried sick. I'd do anything to make you feel better.

1:46:36 > 1:46:37I miss her, Mum.

1:46:37 > 1:46:40I know you do, love.

1:46:40 > 1:46:42Come and stay at Dot's.

1:46:42 > 1:46:43Let me look after you?

1:46:47 > 1:46:49How are you bearing up?

1:46:49 > 1:46:51It's Afia I'm worried about.

1:46:51 > 1:46:53Yeah, well, I can see she's having fun.

1:46:53 > 1:46:56- I need to borrow your boyfriend. - As long as you bring him back!

1:46:56 > 1:46:58You're such a spoilsport.

1:46:58 > 1:47:00Here, you taking DSS, then?

1:47:00 > 1:47:03- Only I can send a few people round your way.- Certainly not.

1:47:03 > 1:47:08I am not living next door to another halfway house, thank you.

1:47:08 > 1:47:10I'm glad you saw sense and decided to come.

1:47:10 > 1:47:12I'm doing it for Tam.

1:47:12 > 1:47:16Can't quite believe they've finished this place.

1:47:16 > 1:47:19Yeah, well, we couldn't have done it without you, Zee.

1:47:19 > 1:47:22I'm glad the money could be put to good use.

1:47:22 > 1:47:23My dad's dirty money.

1:47:23 > 1:47:28- Can we please lose the face, Afia, all right?- Zainab?

1:47:28 > 1:47:31Look, she's ruining the party.

1:47:31 > 1:47:33All right, I'll go.

1:47:33 > 1:47:35No, I think you've said enough.

1:47:38 > 1:47:40I'll be needing those keys.

1:47:49 > 1:47:50See you!

1:47:56 > 1:48:00OK, bad idea. We should never have come.

1:48:00 > 1:48:02Try telling your mother that.

1:48:02 > 1:48:04She's just worried about you, Afia.

1:48:04 > 1:48:08All she cares about is keeping up appearances.

1:48:08 > 1:48:11Yeah, but we're just trying to make the best of things.

1:48:12 > 1:48:15Well, maybe I want more than that.

1:48:15 > 1:48:16Afia?

1:48:21 > 1:48:24Zulekha? Yeah, it's Afia.

1:48:24 > 1:48:27Listen, about the speed dating, well, we'd really like to host it.

1:48:27 > 1:48:30I mean, that's if you still want us to?

1:48:30 > 1:48:33Oh, and I'll even let you check out the talent from behind the bar.

1:48:40 > 1:48:42Michael! Oh!

1:48:42 > 1:48:45JEAN PANTS AND GASPS

1:48:45 > 1:48:47I've been looking for you everywhere!

1:48:47 > 1:48:49Sorry, something came up, Jean, you know what I mean?

1:48:49 > 1:48:52- Well, I waited in the Vic, like you said...- I'm a bit pushed now.

1:48:52 > 1:48:55Yeah, well, you said you'd got some of the money for me.

1:48:55 > 1:48:57What money?

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