03/01/2014

0:00:25 > 0:00:26Morning!

0:00:28 > 0:00:32Morning. Oh, look, there's the milkman. Hello!

0:00:32 > 0:00:33All right?

0:00:37 > 0:00:40All right? Yeah. You going to walk me home?

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Your fancy woman writing you love letters again?

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Can't wait for it to feel more like home. Shut up, Tina. I don't want to share with you!

0:01:17 > 0:01:22Yeah, well, I ain't the one who keeps stinking it out, blowing off. Why can't I have my own room, then?

0:01:22 > 0:01:25You know why you can't have your own room. Why can't Johnny share?

0:01:25 > 0:01:26What if I want to bring a lady home?

0:01:26 > 0:01:30What if Johnny wants to bring a lady home? You think I'd bring a lady home here?

0:01:30 > 0:01:34What's wrong with bringing a lady home here? Right. That is it. I'm splitting the room.

0:01:34 > 0:01:35I'm building a lezzanine.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37No-one is building a lezzanine.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Amy's been asking where you were.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54So I told her that you'd popped out early.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56That'd be a lie, then, wouldn't it?

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Can you make sure you pack the nice Roxy before we go to Ibiza, please?

0:01:59 > 0:02:01I've dropped my scarf somewhere.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06You know she's still sleeping with Carl, don't you?

0:02:06 > 0:02:09I don't care. It's the third night in a row that she hasn't even been home.

0:02:09 > 0:02:14If she wants to behave like a spoilt cow, it's down to her. I ain't looking out for her any more.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Anyway, doing it your way, you're just going to push her away.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19So what am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to just pretend?

0:02:19 > 0:02:24I've invited Sharon over. Denny's been ill all weekend so I ain't had a chance to see her.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27So she's more important now, is she? Sorry, I'm confused.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Does that mean that you and her are back together, then?

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Ronnie, it's nothing to do with you.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35Well, I'm surprised. Always thought you'd end up with Shirley.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39I got your text.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53They're not mine. Those ain't your pulling pants? I thought I had some dodgy numbers!

0:02:54 > 0:02:56You got a placcy bag? In case Lady Di does...

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Mum, I've got a placcy bag. Oi! Mick!

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Mum!

0:03:02 > 0:03:05That's my boy. Already got his hands on her drawers!

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Do you two have to?

0:03:06 > 0:03:10Boy's a magnet. Gimme ten minutes, I'm going to come and see you!

0:03:13 > 0:03:14You met my parents?

0:03:16 > 0:03:18I'm Johnny.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Whitney.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25If you ever want to laugh at my laundry...

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Had MY eye on that scarf.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44That ring.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49I know that ring. You looking for something for Ronnie?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54No. Why would I do that?

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Well, isn't it round now her baby died?

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Tomorrow.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02I can't even imagine how she's feeling.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Right. I'll leave you to it, yeah? Bye.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20That's what she thinks, though, isn't it? She was just narked at me, that's all.

0:04:20 > 0:04:25Yeah, well, if your own family think that, Phil... It's not their life, is it? It's mine.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Ours? Listen. Friday night...

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Phil. You seen my keys?

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Don't worry. I'll get Roxy's.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Friday night...

0:04:37 > 0:04:40These things happen. It made me realise...you know. How good we are together.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41When we're not fighting.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45I'm serious, Sharon. I've not thought about anything else.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49So what do you say, you know...?

0:04:50 > 0:04:55How about we do this properly and we give it another go, yeah?

0:04:55 > 0:04:56Look, will you stop with the angry face

0:04:56 > 0:04:59and just tell me what's going on? Peter dumped me. All right?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01And don't ask why, cos I don't know.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03He dumped you, yeah?

0:05:03 > 0:05:04I mean, no! He dumped you?

0:05:06 > 0:05:10Do you know what? He wouldn't know a good thing if he saw one, anyway.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Thanks, Dex. I'm off.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Look, heartbreak is... it's part of life.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Yeah, or in your case, most of life.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Phil would rip me to pieces.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Listen, Dex, is...she all right?

0:05:36 > 0:05:39What do you think?

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Why is life so flipping complicated?

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Listen, stop all that. It's New Year's tomorrow, man.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Do you want to go into town? I'd love to.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50But it's coming up to the end of the month and you know Phil. He starts collecting, don't he?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Yeah, um...don't get mad but...

0:06:15 > 0:06:18What the hell do you think you're doing?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Can we just talk about it? Come on. Come on, come on.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27No, your sister has been walking around splashing my cash.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29What, and you don't think I'm mad at her as well?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Hold on. Cindy! Cindy! She lied to us.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34She lied to our face. Cindy!

0:06:34 > 0:06:36She's not in, she's gone to our gran's.

0:06:36 > 0:06:41Do you know what? I'm going back to get all the wages that's been taken off me. No, don't! Don't, please.

0:06:41 > 0:06:48My dad's going to sort it out. What do you mean, your dad's going to...? He...Phil...doesn't know.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52I was looking to borrow your keys. Yeah, well, you had no right.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56What if Amy had found it? Amy doesn't go snooping in my bag!

0:06:56 > 0:06:59What about Phil?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Where did you get it, Roxy? Did Carl give it to you?

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Look, he slipped it in a Christmas card. Made a little joke about snow.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Have you forgotten what you were like?

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Oh, come on, that was years ago.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16It was awful. I don't want to see you going back there again.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20OK. You know what? It is really no big deal. It's just a bit of fun.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Is that why we left Ibiza, was it? Because you were having fun?

0:07:23 > 0:07:28You're the one that wants to take me back there. Not so you can do that.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Look, will you just chill out, all right? I didn't take it.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35It wouldn't be in the bag if I took it, would it?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41I'm sorry.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49I've got punters here. Customers. Clients. And I've got a tap that's leaking. Um, Billy?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51This one's in George Street. No, it's Gregory Street.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55I just wondered, since Janine was away... You want a job, go to the Jobcentre.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57I've got to get back to the salon.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59If I have to sort my own plumber out, I won't be very happy. OK.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03I just thought you might need an extra pair of hands. I'm fine.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18New Year's Eve party. First drink's on the house.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21At the Vic? I'm Mick.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25Just taken it over. I'm Sadie. I run the salon round the corner.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27This is my husband, Jake.

0:08:27 > 0:08:32Nice to meet you, pal. Pleasure. Tell your girls there's a babe magnet behind the bar.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33Free kisses at midnight! Dad!

0:08:33 > 0:08:37A babe magnet? Thought that was me. See you.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Thanks for this. See you there. Lovely to meet you.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Oh, look, two minutes and she's pulled!

0:08:45 > 0:08:46She's as bad as you.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49He's not usually like this.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Going to go and hand out some more of these. Good boy.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Alfie. Have you seen Peter?

0:08:57 > 0:08:59He ain't in the cafe.

0:08:59 > 0:09:04Just...market regulations, can't have him away from the stall for that long.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08Oi, whoa! Dogs today, eh?

0:09:08 > 0:09:09I blame the parents.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16She doesn't want DVDs, she wants you.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26I was walking past the pawnbroker's shop.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30You know, the one on Turpin Road, this morning and there it was.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Dad's ring.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34And you bought it?

0:09:34 > 0:09:39I've no idea why. I just saw it. And I thought...

0:09:39 > 0:09:41It's kind of weird. You know. Just to have it.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45And remember him. What he was like.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47I gave that ring away.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51I gave it away to some homeless person because I wanted...it...

0:09:51 > 0:09:55I wanted that man out of our lives.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Well, the homeless person clearly wanted the cash.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07This is what he does. This is what he does.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11He brings us trouble. There's no trouble.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14I'm going to get rid of it.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Ron, I don't know. I'm going to get rid of it.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21And then we're going to go to Ibiza.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23And we're going to have some fun.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26And this...

0:10:26 > 0:10:33Dad, everything, the last few days, will just be a bad memory.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35OK?

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Yes. OK.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Where are you going?

0:10:46 > 0:10:50Are you going to help me later at R?

0:10:50 > 0:10:54What, with a head like mine? I need...um...caffeine.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56And then a walk. And then more caffeine.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04I love you, Roxy.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07I know. I know.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09I love you, too.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27You wear a lot of different-sized clothes.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30I've got a big family. With big pants.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33I told you, they're not mine!

0:11:35 > 0:11:36Service wash, please.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40You'll have to wait until tomorrow, cos I'm absolutely snowed under.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43What's your name? Pennant. Danny Pennant.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47Yes, well, it looks as though everybody's wearing their Christmas dinner

0:11:47 > 0:11:48down their fronts this year.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51This'll be eight quid when you come in. Ta. Ta.

0:11:55 > 0:11:56Was he just eyeballing me?

0:11:58 > 0:12:00He'd flirt with a lamp post, him.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03No animals allowed!

0:12:03 > 0:12:06My humblest apologies. I've just come in here to pick up

0:12:06 > 0:12:08young Casanova over there.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Give me two minutes. Can't say he don't know how to spoil a girl, eh?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14I'm sorry but Mr Opopop... he don't like animals.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17I couldn't leave a few of these on your counter, could I?

0:12:17 > 0:12:21What are they? If you pop in later, I'll give you a little something for your trouble.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23I'm Mick Carter, new landlord of the Vic.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27I'm Dorothy Branning - Mrs. How do you do?

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Local legend.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31First drink's on the house.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35Sorry to break up this little romance but liven yourself up.

0:12:35 > 0:12:36Dad!

0:12:45 > 0:12:51She ain't here. Don't you ever, ever give my sister drugs again.

0:12:51 > 0:12:56I don't know what you're talking about. You just don't care about anyone, do you?

0:12:56 > 0:13:00What, and you're Florence Nightingale? She's my sister.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Do you want to find out what I'd do to protect her?

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Are you threatening me?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07If I find out that she's taken anything...

0:13:07 > 0:13:10If I even find a hint... She's a big girl, Veronica.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13..I'll have you thrown back inside before you know it.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Yeah? So why haven't you done it then?

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Stay away from my sister.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20In fact, you stay away from the entire Mitchell clan.

0:13:20 > 0:13:25Oh, here we go. The Mitchell family theme tune.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Except I ain't listening.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32Your sister, she's a lot of fun.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34And I like fun.

0:13:38 > 0:13:39Get out of my flat.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46Good night, was it?

0:13:46 > 0:13:49Oh, my head! My head's still banging.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52So what are you drinking coffee for, then?

0:13:52 > 0:13:53All right?

0:13:55 > 0:13:58I didn't realise you still...

0:13:58 > 0:14:04Carol's off. And...can't live on air, can you? No.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Listen, I was wondering...

0:14:07 > 0:14:10I mean, I don't suppose you...

0:14:10 > 0:14:14I mean, I could do with an extra pair of...

0:14:14 > 0:14:15I thought you were fine?

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Oh, I am. I am.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Please, Luce, come back.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26I'll go change.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57I'll come with you.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59It's not fair on Dexter.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Do it...do it tomorrow, yeah?

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Excuse me, can I speak to my sister, please?

0:15:21 > 0:15:27Things are a bit quiet over there and... Well, I was thinking...

0:15:27 > 0:15:29What you said earlier.

0:15:29 > 0:15:33And? Well, about...you and me.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35KNOCK ON DOOR

0:15:40 > 0:15:43I... I swear. I didn't know anything about it.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46I swear, Roxy.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48On your life?

0:15:48 > 0:15:49I thought you might be there.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51All right? I was upset about earlier.

0:15:51 > 0:15:56I told you. I wanted a coffee. I know. I know, I just thought...

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Anyway, you weren't there. And that's when he did it.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01That's when he made a move on me.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03If you're making this up...

0:16:03 > 0:16:06At first I thought he was joking. And I laughed it off.

0:16:06 > 0:16:07But then he grabbed me.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10I pushed him away and he grabbed me again.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Are you trying to tell me that he...? No.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15No. But he was holding my hair, he was looking at me

0:16:15 > 0:16:17and telling me how much I wanted it.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23I can't believe he would do this.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26If he's trying it with me...I bet he's trying it with other people. But my sister?

0:16:30 > 0:16:31She took my money? He really didn't know.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35And you? You let your mate take the rap for it, yeah?

0:16:35 > 0:16:38I've replaced what she spent. Ten grand. It's all there. I swear, Phil.

0:16:38 > 0:16:39I bet you put her up to do it, didn't you?

0:16:39 > 0:16:42No! Getting Cindy to steal from me! Phil...

0:16:42 > 0:16:46Bet you've been laughing at me for all these months, ain't you? No, I didn't know! Ian wouldn't do that.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Getting a kid to do that! Phil, I swear to you... Yeah, and Phil believes you.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52And he's grateful you've brought his money back.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Well, you're lucky. You're lucky I'm in a good mood.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Now go on. Sling your hook, the pair of you.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11There was a time you'd have put his head straight down the toilet.

0:17:13 > 0:17:18You, er...you didn't finish what you were saying.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Do I really have to spell it out?

0:17:28 > 0:17:31I know I said you could come in and sign the contracts

0:17:31 > 0:17:34but I can't let you live there if someone's already living there.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36But they weren't living there earlier on.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Yes, I know it's not good form.

0:17:38 > 0:17:43It's my fault. Could you just hang on a second, please?

0:17:43 > 0:17:48Hello? Hi. I'm terribly sorry, this must be so frustrating for you.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51It's Gregory Street, yeah? OK.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Well, I have another two-bedroom flat there.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Yeah, you will love it. Trust me.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03We got any crisps? Course we've got some crisps. You want me to get you some crisps?

0:18:03 > 0:18:07Let the boy get his own crisps! Get the lady a vodka, yeah? Customer.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10If he was away in Afghanistan,

0:18:10 > 0:18:12she'd be outside the base cooking his dinner every night.

0:18:12 > 0:18:16Jake's exactly the same with Bella. Spoils her rotten.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19Come on, boys and their mums. Dads and their daughters.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20On the house.

0:18:22 > 0:18:26Here, Shirley, you never told me you had no brother.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30He come in today with his dog, who's very lovely

0:18:30 > 0:18:33but hardly appropriate for an establishment what does laundry

0:18:33 > 0:18:37and he tells me he's taken over as landlord here.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Yeah. He said he came in with Lady Di.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42That's the dog? Lady Di.

0:18:42 > 0:18:47The royal family was hardly put on earth for your cheap mockery.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Nah, it's my mum. She loves Lady Di. Got a wedding mug and everything.

0:18:50 > 0:18:55People round here laid flowers for her. They'll hardly be very pleased.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Then they'll be happy to see her memory live on.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00I reckon she ought to be left to rest in peace.

0:19:00 > 0:19:01This is my wife, Linda.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03How many more of 'em are there?

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Like flies, ain't we? Who's she?

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Let me get you a drink, Dot.

0:19:07 > 0:19:12Mrs Branning, if you don't mind. And I'm not that parched.

0:19:18 > 0:19:19Pint, please.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24Nice to have a good-looking guy working behind the bar for a change.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26That ain't really my thing, mate.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28What isn't? Compliments?

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Right, I've caught up with the invoices.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34Need to get them in the post.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Thanks.

0:19:46 > 0:19:50Excuse me. What do you think you're doing?

0:19:50 > 0:19:52It's probably best for Janine.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54You know, if she's planning on keeping this place open.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Which she is planning on.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02Yeah. Oh, and there's going to be one more change round here.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Right. What's happening?

0:20:09 > 0:20:14You lose a game, you buy a round.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16OK. Going to be a cheap evening, innit, eh?

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Tel will be all right. He's got a hotel lifestyle, this one.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21I'll have you know that is five-star, that B

0:20:21 > 0:20:24Look, if you fancy going down the cashpoint, be my guest.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26And if you miss a shot, you have a drink.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Hope you guys can handle it!

0:20:28 > 0:20:29You get my boy drunk...

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Now now, Wonder Woman. Darts and pints. It's a bloke thing.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36Right, boys? Watch and learn, watch and learn. Here we go...

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Oh, hello.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Aw, no! Coo-ee!

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Go on, girl, go on!

0:20:45 > 0:20:46Bloke thing, yeah?

0:20:46 > 0:20:50Go on, then. Step up, step up.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Easy. Mind your eyes.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00Roxy. Where've you been? I've been trying to call you.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01Is it true?

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Right, I'm off. See you in the morning, boss.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10I never said he could...!

0:21:10 > 0:21:11Billy.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17Maybe then we can work out which one of those empty flats

0:21:17 > 0:21:19you want me to keep an eye on.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22I'm sure we'll work something out.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Here, this is for you.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26I wanted to say thank you for picking up my washing.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Ooh!

0:21:30 > 0:21:31It was nothing.

0:21:31 > 0:21:36Most blokes would have stuck around to help me iron it but... maybe next time.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Oh! Some washing for you, darling, OK! Right, here we go!

0:21:39 > 0:21:42I thought, "Just cos he don't drink

0:21:42 > 0:21:45"and if we're having a romantic night in..."

0:21:45 > 0:21:47I was just telling Linda.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Me and Phil are going to give it another go.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53Well, he practically begged me. And it just felt right.

0:21:53 > 0:21:58Well, you gotta go with your heart. I'm sure you'll find someone else, Shirley. Even at your age.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00I told Phil you'd say yes...

0:22:00 > 0:22:02when I turned him down.

0:22:02 > 0:22:03Clinging to memories, yeah?

0:22:03 > 0:22:08No. Last Friday. Some of us don't go back, Sharon,

0:22:08 > 0:22:10even though he practically begged me.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Oi! Don't look back.

0:22:23 > 0:22:24Oi.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Oi! Can't you see what she's doing? What I'm doing?

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Haven't you got a club to run? She's my sister, Carl. My sister.

0:22:31 > 0:22:35D'you think I was hoping she'd jump into bed and give me a quick one before you got home?

0:22:35 > 0:22:39Don't you dare take the mickey out of me. Or maybe that you'd be back so you could join in.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Get your hands off her.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44She's not happy. She doesn't want you to see me.

0:22:44 > 0:22:45I said, "Let her go!"

0:22:50 > 0:22:53How do you know that? She told me. Can't you see what he's doing?

0:22:53 > 0:22:56It's convenient, ain't it, that all of a sudden I'm after her?

0:22:56 > 0:22:57I knew you'd deny it.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01You think if I was going to cheat on you, I'd do it with your sister?

0:23:03 > 0:23:06Oh, believe what you want. If you can't trust me, I'm out.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Just when I thought you couldn't stoop any lower.

0:23:08 > 0:23:12Carl. Don't play me.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14I'm not playing you. From what you've told me about her,

0:23:14 > 0:23:19she's the mother of all mind games. Me? She wouldn't do that.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21No?

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Not to me.

0:23:26 > 0:23:27This is ridiculous.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30Who do you believe? Me? Or that?

0:23:36 > 0:23:38I am no-one's second choice!

0:23:38 > 0:23:41What's she said? Oh, you know who I'm talking about, then?

0:23:41 > 0:23:43I don't know what she's told you...

0:23:43 > 0:23:45You chose her. Her!

0:23:45 > 0:23:47And when she said no, you just thought I'd come running.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Well, you did, didn't you? Don't laugh at me, Phil.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Sharon, no-one's laughing at you.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55I thought you were serious. I thought you meant it. And I do.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58What, cos you couldn't have what you really wanted? I don't see the problem.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00She is! She's the problem.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02This ain't about Shirley, is it?

0:24:02 > 0:24:04No, you're right. You're right.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06This is about you.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08No, it's about us.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10And me being stupid enough to trust you!

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Sharon... I'm nobody's rebound.

0:24:19 > 0:24:24No! You're joking? Yeah. And you see Phil, he's going to have to give me back all them wages he took off me.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Of all the people to take it... Cindy?

0:24:27 > 0:24:29That's what I'm saying. Abi and Jay are going to go mad.

0:24:29 > 0:24:35Do you know what, though, I'm going to take you somewhere nice, somewhere really nice.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Look, just as friends.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40Peter ain't said anything about me and him, has he?

0:24:40 > 0:24:41Like why, maybe?

0:24:45 > 0:24:46You all right?

0:24:46 > 0:24:49Go on, Johnny.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Here we go. Here we go.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Mate, that is minging. You couldn't score in a girls' netball team.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02I could. Drink. Drink. I bet you have, though, ain't you?

0:25:02 > 0:25:07I've scored in a girls' netball team. Twice. Go on, girl!

0:25:08 > 0:25:13I think I'm going to... Go on, son!

0:25:15 > 0:25:18He's got you right where he wants you, hasn't he, eh?

0:25:18 > 0:25:20How stupid am I?

0:25:20 > 0:25:22After all these years, I still trust you.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25I still think you're going to put me first.

0:25:25 > 0:25:26He is going to destroy you, Roxy.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Yeah, if I let him.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30You know, you were like this with me and Sean.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33Sean. Another one of your great decisions.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35I loved him! I loved him and you couldn't handle it.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38What are you talking about? He nearly killed you!

0:25:38 > 0:25:40You ruined me and Sean, you ruined me and Alfie.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Alfie? That was me as well, was it?

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Cos you're jealous.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48You're jealous cos I've got a man and you haven't.

0:25:49 > 0:25:53You know what, Ron, you should keep that ring.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56Roxy... Yeah. Cos you know something? You and Dad.

0:25:57 > 0:25:58You're just the same.

0:26:20 > 0:26:21I'm OK.

0:26:31 > 0:26:32Don't go.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42I'm going to check he's all right. Leave it.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44I told you what would happen.

0:26:44 > 0:26:45Just let him get some air.

0:27:01 > 0:27:05I've got rum. You've got rum? Yeah. I'll have some rum.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20If I'd have known you wanted some action...

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Let me guess what you're doing.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28You're taking Roxy to Ibiza.

0:27:30 > 0:27:35You surprised? You know how she leaves things lying around.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37It's not hard to check her bag.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40Check her phone, check her e-mail.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43Don't go packing a toothbrush, yeah?

0:27:43 > 0:27:46Cos let me promise you one thing, Ronnie.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48She won't be getting on that plane.

0:28:01 > 0:28:05Was you serious?

0:28:05 > 0:28:05About what?

0:28:11 > 0:28:14The good-looking barman thing.

0:28:16 > 0:28:17Yeah. I was serious.

0:29:35 > 0:29:36To bring in the new year.

0:29:36 > 0:29:40Oh! I get champagne? You get EVERYTHING.

0:29:42 > 0:29:44Paris. Paris?

0:29:44 > 0:29:49Tomorrow. I've booked it. Champagne in the suite. Restaurant booked.

0:29:49 > 0:29:52Shoe shops open again on Thursday - I checked.

0:29:53 > 0:29:56So, it's a date? Oui?

0:29:56 > 0:30:00Oui? My French is a bit rusty! ROXY CHUCKLES

0:30:00 > 0:30:04How about this one? Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

0:30:04 > 0:30:06Oh, I know what that means!

0:30:10 > 0:30:13PHONE VIBRATES

0:30:20 > 0:30:25Hi, Roxy, it's me. Look I'm really sorry about before, but...

0:30:25 > 0:30:28can you call me back? I really need you today.

0:30:49 > 0:30:51Your boat reminds me. Must keep Lady Di on a leash tonight,

0:30:51 > 0:30:54cos of the fireworks. Ha, ha, ha! Funny!

0:30:54 > 0:30:56What you growling at her for? Girl's World, I ain't.

0:30:56 > 0:31:00Phil's welcome to it. Well, Tina said you were serious about him once.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02Yeah, I was when he had the pub.

0:31:02 > 0:31:05Phil's looks improve with free drinks attached.

0:31:12 > 0:31:14It does do New Year round here, don't it?

0:31:14 > 0:31:17Yeah! Walford loves a good party.

0:31:19 > 0:31:21CAR HORN BEEPS

0:31:21 > 0:31:23How long you going to sulk for, eh?

0:31:23 > 0:31:252014? '15? '16?

0:31:25 > 0:31:28Oh, really think you're special, don't you? Well, I have my moments.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30You think I'll be grateful?

0:31:30 > 0:31:33For some bald, clapped-out pain in the backside...

0:31:33 > 0:31:37I know, I know, I know, recovering alcoholic. Dodgy ticker. But, er,

0:31:37 > 0:31:39above average in bed.

0:31:39 > 0:31:42Come on, Sharon. Pack, yeah?

0:31:42 > 0:31:45Move in. I'll pick you and Denny up in an hour.

0:31:45 > 0:31:49So you just click your fingers and I fall at your feet? Well, what d'you want?

0:31:49 > 0:31:51Dating? Wooing? Like you'd know how!

0:31:51 > 0:31:54You had a better offer? Or are you going to spend New Year's Eve home alone?

0:31:54 > 0:31:56The Vic...actually.

0:32:03 > 0:32:05Erm, I was just wondering when you're going.

0:32:05 > 0:32:08I seen the teddy and I thought it must be... Yeah. It's for James.

0:32:08 > 0:32:10It's for James.

0:32:10 > 0:32:15Oh. It's nice. I seen you with it outside earlier.

0:32:15 > 0:32:18So? I just assumed you must be going to the grave.

0:32:18 > 0:32:22Well, I'm not going. Well, why? What's made you change your mind?

0:32:24 > 0:32:26And I've a night off from being sensible.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28Denny's staying with a mate.

0:32:28 > 0:32:31A mate? Uh-huh. How lovely, he's got a friend!

0:32:31 > 0:32:33So, he's settling down now, is he?

0:32:33 > 0:32:36Yeah. Yeah, he's fine.

0:32:36 > 0:32:38Not getting on with your electric cig, then?

0:32:38 > 0:32:40No, I'm sorry, it don't work.

0:32:40 > 0:32:43Have you still got the receipt for it?

0:32:43 > 0:32:46Cos you'll have to take it back. Look, I'll show you. Give it here.

0:32:46 > 0:32:50OK. Right.

0:32:50 > 0:32:53Oh! You don't light it, Dot! Why not?

0:32:53 > 0:32:55I mean, you said to use it like a normal cigarette!

0:32:55 > 0:33:00What else do I do with it? What're you laughing at, Sharon?

0:33:00 > 0:33:03DOT TUTS You are a naughty girl!

0:33:03 > 0:33:06Look, isn't there a party or something you should be going to?

0:33:06 > 0:33:08It is New Year's Eve.

0:33:08 > 0:33:11You were on your own that night, weren't you?

0:33:11 > 0:33:13That New Year's Eve?

0:33:13 > 0:33:15I really don't want to discuss that with you.

0:33:17 > 0:33:21It must have been so hard? Lola, I think you should go.

0:33:21 > 0:33:24I was thinking, maybe we could go down to the flower stall.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27Maybe get a little white bunch of flowers made up?

0:33:27 > 0:33:29It's just, if me and Lexi are coming,

0:33:29 > 0:33:32we'd like to bring a little something....

0:33:32 > 0:33:35If we're quick, we can still catch the flower stall.

0:33:38 > 0:33:41So, I can smoke this in the Vic, can I?

0:33:41 > 0:33:44I don't have to go outside, catch me death?

0:33:44 > 0:33:47Technology, Dot. It's moved on. Oh!

0:33:47 > 0:33:51If you turn your back for a minute, they computerise everything.

0:33:51 > 0:33:55Sometimes I daren't sit still in case they computerise me!

0:33:55 > 0:33:58You are irreplaceable, Dot. Really.

0:34:00 > 0:34:04Yeah, but not everything's irreplaceable, is it, Sharon?

0:34:04 > 0:34:06I mean, feelings.

0:34:06 > 0:34:11There ain't no electronic gadget in place of them.

0:34:12 > 0:34:14What you going to do about him?

0:34:16 > 0:34:20I don't know. I think he had his chance years ago.

0:34:20 > 0:34:23He don't deserve a second one.

0:34:23 > 0:34:30I know what it's like to live with someone whose heart ain't in it.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33He's not like your Dennis.

0:34:33 > 0:34:37Maybe I'll never have that again.

0:34:37 > 0:34:41Oh, I hate New Year, Dot. Brings it all back.

0:34:41 > 0:34:44I know.

0:34:44 > 0:34:47I miss him such a lot. He was a lovely friend to me.

0:34:47 > 0:34:53But there are some men out there like him.

0:34:53 > 0:34:57Just be careful, eh, Sharon?

0:34:57 > 0:34:58(Yeah.)

0:35:16 > 0:35:21Can we only have a couple in the Vic, then move on? I'm NOT watching him mope over Lola all night.

0:35:21 > 0:35:25You know what boys are like. Couple of drinks in 'em, they'll be snogging someone else's face off.

0:35:26 > 0:35:29Apparently, it's a New Year's superstition -

0:35:29 > 0:35:32on the first day you've got to bring a piece of coal into the house.

0:35:32 > 0:35:34Way I'm feeling I could eat a bag of coal right now. Yeah?

0:35:34 > 0:35:38And a saveloy. What we need is luck with this one.

0:35:38 > 0:35:41No worries, sweetheart. We make our own luck, don't we?

0:35:44 > 0:35:46I've been thinking about him today - James.

0:35:58 > 0:36:00Ronnie? Shall we go?

0:36:05 > 0:36:08This ain't a party. This place needs music.

0:36:08 > 0:36:11This place needs a Ouija board. Don't worry, it'll liven up.

0:36:14 > 0:36:18Beautiful. One on there. Ugh! Get a room.

0:36:18 > 0:36:21Get a man! You getting changed?

0:36:23 > 0:36:25Are you? Johnny?

0:36:25 > 0:36:28Ain't told me why you had it on your toes last night before last orders.

0:36:28 > 0:36:32I was tired. You lightweight! Stay till the midnight bell tonight.

0:36:32 > 0:36:34The ladies of Walford expect.

0:36:34 > 0:36:37They got me! Not feeling ill are you, sausage?

0:36:37 > 0:36:40Maybe I should run you a bath. Bit old to be Mummy's boy, ain't he?

0:36:40 > 0:36:43Childcare tips from you? I think Johnny pulled.

0:36:43 > 0:36:45Face. Guilt. Who was it?

0:36:49 > 0:36:50What? Her?

0:36:51 > 0:36:54Premier League, my son, Premier League.

0:36:54 > 0:36:56Don't say nothing to her.

0:37:00 > 0:37:03LEXI BABBLES

0:37:03 > 0:37:07Listen...thanks for today. It really meant a lot.

0:37:07 > 0:37:10Yeah? I hope you're going to be OK.

0:37:10 > 0:37:11Yeah.

0:37:14 > 0:37:19Come on, then. Say, "Bye!" Bye.

0:37:21 > 0:37:24You working here now? Ah, yeah.

0:37:24 > 0:37:27Kim pulled a bloke in a kebab queue last week. Oh, romantic!

0:37:27 > 0:37:30Oh, no, she's in love. She flew off to Magaluf with him,

0:37:30 > 0:37:33leaving me with a begging note to cover her shifts for her.

0:37:33 > 0:37:36Lucky you! Ian not wining and dining you, then?

0:37:36 > 0:37:38What? And give up a night raking in a 30% mark up?

0:37:38 > 0:37:41I don't think so! You ain't on a date, then?

0:37:41 > 0:37:45Long story. Fancy telling it over a drink?

0:37:45 > 0:37:47Yeah, go on. Come on.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51Mrs B, I know you don't drink, but maybe just the one?

0:37:51 > 0:37:54No, I've had bubbles up my nose all afternoon.

0:37:54 > 0:37:57Come on, just one? Oh, all right, I'll have fizzy water,

0:37:57 > 0:38:00and you can put a drop of elderflower cordial in it.

0:38:00 > 0:38:02Put it in a wine glass, stick a cherry in it,

0:38:02 > 0:38:05and it'll look festive. OK.

0:38:05 > 0:38:07Come on, Dot, come and join us.

0:38:07 > 0:38:09Ooh!

0:38:17 > 0:38:19Trying to get me drunk? Maybe.

0:38:19 > 0:38:24Pouring away my profits? Sucker for beautiful women, ain't we, son?

0:38:24 > 0:38:27Oh, in my experience....

0:38:27 > 0:38:31Mrs Branning? Sherry, ain't it?

0:38:31 > 0:38:32Large?

0:38:32 > 0:38:35Oh, I never touch alcohol, except for medicinal purposes.

0:38:35 > 0:38:38"Be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess..."

0:38:41 > 0:38:43Only I felt we got off on the wrong foot earlier.

0:38:43 > 0:38:45Well, paw, to be exact.

0:38:45 > 0:38:47Well, the royal family ain't to be laughed at.

0:38:47 > 0:38:49I'm a royalist!

0:38:49 > 0:38:53You don't sound like it! I mean, they ain't even pretty dogs.

0:38:53 > 0:38:59Bulldogs? They're beautiful dogs. Kind, gentle, they love kids.

0:38:59 > 0:39:05And I loved her. July 1st. Princess Di's birthday. And mine.

0:39:05 > 0:39:06Proper lady she was.

0:39:10 > 0:39:12It's only a computer.

0:39:14 > 0:39:17So, I'm thinking a couple in here and then we kick out, yeah?

0:39:17 > 0:39:20We've just got here. Yeah, I know. But we're on a timetable.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23Yeah. A Lola timetable. And you know it's bros before...

0:39:23 > 0:39:26Well, the mandem are going to be rolling with you tonight

0:39:26 > 0:39:28and the girls are going to have a drink together.

0:39:28 > 0:39:31Poppy would have gone with them, but her wisdom tooth's flared up..

0:39:31 > 0:39:34And Lola's on her way here now to meet the girls, so...

0:39:34 > 0:39:35So we need to stay.

0:39:38 > 0:39:40Stay in? Watch Abi and Jay play happy families,

0:39:40 > 0:39:43babysitting every toddler in the Square?

0:39:43 > 0:39:48Can't I just spend New Year's with you? We'll make up, yeah?

0:39:48 > 0:39:54Max! New Year's Eve? Shouldn't you be marrying someone about now?

0:39:54 > 0:39:56Yes, handsome? Yes, please. Orange juice.

0:39:56 > 0:39:58Two orange juices. Sherry for Dot.

0:39:58 > 0:40:00And a pint of cyanide for that one, please.

0:40:00 > 0:40:04Made your New Year resolutions yet? Yeah, I have, as it goes.

0:40:04 > 0:40:06Stay single. Cuts down on the in-laws.

0:40:07 > 0:40:10That's nice. That? Present.

0:40:10 > 0:40:14From a boyfriend? You ask so many questions.

0:40:16 > 0:40:18More champagne? Is that a better question?

0:40:18 > 0:40:22No, actually, cos I've got to go home. But, er, thank you.

0:40:22 > 0:40:26But there's going to be kisses at midnight... See you later.

0:40:28 > 0:40:30She seems nice. Yeah.

0:40:30 > 0:40:33Yeah, she is. Deserves someone decent.

0:40:33 > 0:40:37Which my son is. But then, he had a decent family.

0:40:39 > 0:40:40Bartender?

0:40:42 > 0:40:45Same again, please, treacle. You know what I like.

0:40:45 > 0:40:49Johnny. A word, upstairs.

0:40:58 > 0:41:02Drinking alone? No. With my daughter. Cheers.

0:41:02 > 0:41:06Why not with me? For old times' sake? I ain't doing anything with you. For no sake.

0:41:11 > 0:41:12You all right?

0:41:13 > 0:41:16Yeah, yeah, just... I'm happy it's picked up.

0:41:18 > 0:41:22Smoking's illegal. She's done time, you know.

0:41:25 > 0:41:28Confiscate that, thank you. Filthy habit.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30Oh, I thought it was me robot!

0:41:30 > 0:41:33It was your fault I was in court last time.

0:41:33 > 0:41:36Last? What, do you get nicked a lot?

0:41:36 > 0:41:40Once. Drugs. Wacky baccy wasn't it, Dot?

0:41:40 > 0:41:44Oh, Billy, how could you? That was just a misunderstanding!

0:41:44 > 0:41:47Just... Just try and stay legal.

0:41:56 > 0:41:57I saw you last night.

0:42:01 > 0:42:04I'm not blind and I'm not stupid. And I don't care who you snog!

0:42:04 > 0:42:08Look, I don't know what you think you saw... Secrets - they don't work.

0:42:08 > 0:42:11Not in this family. And Whitney, she's a decent girl.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13Don't go dragging her into your lies. Ain't lying.

0:42:13 > 0:42:16Why don't you just tell them that you prefer boys?

0:42:16 > 0:42:19I don't! Johnny, it will be OK.

0:42:21 > 0:42:24Johnny? What's wrong?

0:42:25 > 0:42:27What's going on? I'm OK, Mum.

0:42:27 > 0:42:30Linda, Johnny. We've got a party to run.

0:42:37 > 0:42:40Mick, there's... Whatever it is, I can't deal with it.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42Not today.

0:42:48 > 0:42:49Nancy?

0:42:51 > 0:42:54How am I going to tell Linda that tomorrow, our little girl

0:42:54 > 0:42:56is getting married to a man we hate?

0:43:01 > 0:43:02Paris?!

0:43:02 > 0:43:05Ronnie, look, I'm sorry about James. I really am.

0:43:05 > 0:43:08I didn't get your message in time. Roxy, wait.

0:43:09 > 0:43:12Look, Carl is dangerous!

0:43:13 > 0:43:15Ronnie, I love you.

0:43:15 > 0:43:18OK? But please, please, let me take this chance.

0:43:18 > 0:43:21Let me take this chance to be happy.

0:43:21 > 0:43:23What about us? What about our holiday in Ibiza?

0:43:23 > 0:43:25Just stop it! Just stop controlling me!

0:43:27 > 0:43:29Ron, look, I need a break from my life.

0:43:29 > 0:43:30OK?

0:43:32 > 0:43:34I need a break from us.

0:43:42 > 0:43:45# Is this the way to Amarillo?

0:43:45 > 0:43:48# Every night, I'm hugging my pillow... #

0:43:48 > 0:43:52Look at her. Making a fool of herself.

0:43:52 > 0:43:54# And sweet Marie who waits for me... #

0:43:54 > 0:43:56Gorgeous, ain't he, my man? Still gives me fireworks.

0:43:56 > 0:44:01Yeah, well, keep hold of him, darling, cos all the men round here are like a damp squib.

0:44:01 > 0:44:03Present company excepted, yeah?

0:44:06 > 0:44:10Aw, she is gorgeous. Why do women like that date nutters?

0:44:10 > 0:44:13That Carl comes in here, you tell me, yeah?

0:44:13 > 0:44:15Why have him when she could have me?

0:44:16 > 0:44:18# Sha-la-la, la-la, la, la, la... #

0:44:18 > 0:44:20Who's smoking?

0:44:21 > 0:44:23She is!

0:44:23 > 0:44:26You reprobate, Dot!

0:44:26 > 0:44:28That's it. I've had enough. What?

0:44:28 > 0:44:32All innocent, but underneath it's all Oceans Elevenses, ain't it?

0:44:32 > 0:44:35I know your sort. Sort? I've never been so insulted!

0:44:35 > 0:44:37Give me that back - it's me electronic.

0:44:37 > 0:44:41No, it's a real one. You should stop smoking. It's a filthy habit. Go on. Out.

0:44:41 > 0:44:43Out? You whippersnapper!

0:44:43 > 0:44:46I've been coming here since before you was born...

0:44:46 > 0:44:49You're drunk. I am not drunk! You're legless.

0:44:49 > 0:44:52Listen, take her home. Take her home, bless her. Take her home.

0:44:52 > 0:44:54We'll go back to hers - she's got some sherry.

0:44:54 > 0:44:56You will not have one drop of my sherry, Mo Slater.

0:44:56 > 0:44:58'Arris.

0:44:58 > 0:45:00Come on, the pair of you. Come on, girls.

0:45:13 > 0:45:15Mr Carter...?

0:45:18 > 0:45:21Hey. You got a minute?

0:45:21 > 0:45:24Several. Ah....

0:45:24 > 0:45:26You're not drunk as well, are you?

0:45:26 > 0:45:31Tipsy. You know how I like to spend my New Year...

0:45:31 > 0:45:33Well, we've got a bar full of punters

0:45:33 > 0:45:38and I can barely raise a smile after last night's drinking. Aw!

0:45:38 > 0:45:43Well, I'm going to put my Christmas present on...

0:45:58 > 0:46:00Wonder what's happening over at the Vic.

0:46:00 > 0:46:02It'll be quiet.

0:46:02 > 0:46:07Dot'll have her sweet sherry, ask for her war tunes.

0:46:07 > 0:46:11You can go if you want. What you talking about? Shut up! Leave you?

0:46:11 > 0:46:17Nah, this is, like, the calm isn't it, before the crying,

0:46:17 > 0:46:19and the broken nights, and the screaming,

0:46:19 > 0:46:21and the demands for a bottle...

0:46:21 > 0:46:24It's going to be months before this one's here!

0:46:24 > 0:46:25I was actually talking about Mo!

0:46:27 > 0:46:30You think it'll fit? I meant to do the 5:2...

0:46:30 > 0:46:33Oh, yeah, it'll fit, baby.

0:46:41 > 0:46:43And what do I get?

0:46:43 > 0:46:47Ian promising me he's going to spend one more minute with me.

0:46:49 > 0:46:52And you? You get him?

0:46:53 > 0:46:57Know what your New Year's resolution should be?

0:46:57 > 0:47:00To tell him to go and take a hike.

0:47:00 > 0:47:03Into his man cave!

0:47:03 > 0:47:06Max! See? He is terrible, you know.

0:47:06 > 0:47:09Listen, Pete, what you saying? Shall we just leave, then?

0:47:09 > 0:47:12I'm thinking I've made the biggest mistake of my life.

0:47:22 > 0:47:26Phil. You've got to help me get Carl away from Roxy.

0:47:26 > 0:47:28Why do I have to fight her battles?

0:47:28 > 0:47:30I sold this gaff to spite her last boyfriend -

0:47:30 > 0:47:32I ain't getting involved in this one.

0:47:32 > 0:47:35She's got a problem, you sort it out.

0:47:35 > 0:47:37Fine.

0:47:49 > 0:47:52Heard your family bought this place. Put them back.

0:47:53 > 0:47:56Oh, Shirley. I hate it when we argue.

0:48:16 > 0:48:17What one is he?

0:48:17 > 0:48:21CARL: I've bought some champagne. Mick!

0:48:21 > 0:48:22Happy New Year.

0:48:24 > 0:48:26No, no, no, sorry.

0:48:26 > 0:48:28Have some class.

0:48:35 > 0:48:38Got a light? Yeah.

0:48:46 > 0:48:50Here you go. You ain't welcome here.

0:48:50 > 0:48:53Says who? Me.

0:48:54 > 0:48:56This your backing band?

0:48:56 > 0:48:58This is my family.

0:48:58 > 0:49:02And what you did to my family, my sister, makes me angry.

0:49:02 > 0:49:05So you're going to leave. I don't take orders, big man.

0:49:05 > 0:49:08You do now.

0:49:08 > 0:49:09I'll see you tomorrow.

0:49:09 > 0:49:12Try. Please. Mick...

0:49:21 > 0:49:23See you tomorrow. Sweet.

0:49:30 > 0:49:34Right. Come on then, Walford. Let's have it!

0:49:53 > 0:49:56One final offer.

0:49:57 > 0:50:01Thinks he's some sort of gangster. He's a cardboard cut out.

0:50:01 > 0:50:06Bless him. He's only little. He won't bother you now I'm here.

0:50:06 > 0:50:07Thanks, Mick.

0:50:08 > 0:50:11I'm sorry I weren't here last time.

0:50:11 > 0:50:14You've had no-one, you've had no family.

0:50:14 > 0:50:18Not since Hev, no. She would've been on that karaoke all night!

0:50:20 > 0:50:22You're missing the party.

0:50:22 > 0:50:25Did you ever play her our karaoke song? I made her do the dance.

0:50:26 > 0:50:29Has this lot ever heard it? No.

0:50:29 > 0:50:32You ask. What is our aim?

0:50:32 > 0:50:35It is to make Shirley Carter smile. No, Mick, no.

0:50:35 > 0:50:38We will fight this war... No, I ain't going to do it!

0:50:38 > 0:50:42..with karaoke. No, I don't want to do it!

0:50:42 > 0:50:46What do you want? I'm, er, wooing you. As ordered.

0:50:48 > 0:50:50I'll get my own, then.

0:50:53 > 0:50:56Ah! Masood! You'll have a drink with me, won't you?

0:50:56 > 0:50:59Oh, no, I was just popping in to buy Carol a bottle of champagne...

0:50:59 > 0:51:01Linda, a couple of glasses of your finest fizz, please.

0:51:01 > 0:51:05I don't drink. I'll drink yours. Er, OK.

0:51:05 > 0:51:08Lola. Lola, wait. What, Peter?

0:51:08 > 0:51:10Go and celebrate with your mates! How can I celebrate without you?

0:51:10 > 0:51:14Well, that was your choice, weren't it? Yeah, it was a stupid choice.

0:51:14 > 0:51:15Please just let me explain.

0:51:17 > 0:51:20What is it? I'm good enough for you now - is that it?

0:51:20 > 0:51:24I know I don't deserve you to forgive me. No, you don't.

0:51:24 > 0:51:26Please, if you just give me a minute?

0:51:26 > 0:51:30Let me explain why I HAD to do it? Please?

0:51:30 > 0:51:32Mick, I don't want to do it. Don't embarrass me!

0:51:32 > 0:51:35Ladies and gentlemen, live at the Vic,

0:51:35 > 0:51:39I give you Miss Shirley Carter! Go on, girl, get up there!

0:51:39 > 0:51:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:52:00 > 0:52:02# Wimoweh, Wimoweh, Wimoweh,

0:52:02 > 0:52:05# Wimoweh, Wimoweh, Wimoweh, Wimoweh... #

0:52:05 > 0:52:07Go on, Shirl, that's it, girl!

0:52:07 > 0:52:10# Wimoweh, Wimoweh, Wimoweh... #

0:52:10 > 0:52:12I love this one!

0:52:12 > 0:52:18# In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight

0:52:18 > 0:52:22# In the jungle, the mighty jungle... # Beautiful!

0:52:22 > 0:52:25# The lion sleeps tonight... #

0:52:25 > 0:52:29What is this? Bruv, no idea, but I'm not involved.

0:52:30 > 0:52:33Go on, Shirl, that's it, girl!

0:52:35 > 0:52:37Right, well, have fun...

0:52:37 > 0:52:41Ain't you going to buy me a drink back? Er... Yes!

0:52:41 > 0:52:45Phil. You seen Carl? No.

0:52:45 > 0:52:48# In the village, the peaceful village, the lion sleeps tonight

0:52:50 > 0:52:54MICK JOINS IN # In the village, the peaceful village, the lion sleeps... #

0:52:54 > 0:52:55Forgive me?

0:52:55 > 0:53:00Yo, yo, does that look like a "Happy New Year's Eve,

0:53:00 > 0:53:03"I just want to be friends" type of kiss right there, bro?

0:53:03 > 0:53:06Nope.

0:53:06 > 0:53:08Hey, Dex...

0:53:11 > 0:53:13It's ?5,000.

0:53:14 > 0:53:16To stay away from my sister.

0:53:23 > 0:53:25RONNIE SCREAMS

0:53:25 > 0:53:29It's not enough, Ronnie.

0:53:29 > 0:53:30It's not enough.

0:53:30 > 0:53:35# Don't fear, my darling, the lion sleeps tonight... #

0:53:35 > 0:53:37THEY HOWL

0:53:39 > 0:53:43I'm 45 next month.

0:53:43 > 0:53:44Old.

0:53:45 > 0:53:49A very attractive woman. Ian's a very lucky man.

0:53:49 > 0:53:50Ian?

0:53:52 > 0:53:55Denise? What's wrong?

0:53:55 > 0:53:57Everything.

0:53:59 > 0:54:03# In the village, the peaceful village

0:54:03 > 0:54:06# The lion sleeps tonight... #

0:54:06 > 0:54:09You want to be with her? Be with her.

0:54:09 > 0:54:11I don't. You can't take your eyes off her.

0:54:11 > 0:54:14It's three people singing about a lion, innit?

0:54:14 > 0:54:17No. No, this is you showing your true colours.

0:54:17 > 0:54:20I spent my life watching my dad go from woman to woman.

0:54:20 > 0:54:25I'm not going from woman to woman. Me and Shirley, we've been over years!

0:54:25 > 0:54:29Sharon, 20 years I've wanted to be with you, ever since that first day that I kissed you.

0:54:29 > 0:54:33I want to wake up with you in the morning. I want to wake up with you every morning.

0:54:33 > 0:54:35Why else would I ask you to move in, hey?

0:54:35 > 0:54:37How do I know you're telling the truth?

0:54:37 > 0:54:39Because if I didn't love you...

0:54:39 > 0:54:41I wouldn't do this.

0:54:48 > 0:54:51# Wimoweh, Wimoweh, Wimoweh... #

0:54:51 > 0:54:54RONNIE SCREAMS

0:54:54 > 0:54:57You think you're something special, Ronnie? Do you?

0:54:57 > 0:54:58You think you're something special?

0:54:58 > 0:55:03Let me tell you something. You, you are damaged goods, Veronica!

0:55:03 > 0:55:05THEY STRUGGLE AND SHOUT

0:55:15 > 0:55:192013, you have 60 seconds left!

0:55:19 > 0:55:22CHEERING

0:55:22 > 0:55:26Sharon, start the New Year with me? Please?

0:55:26 > 0:55:28Come back to my place? Please?

0:55:28 > 0:55:31Yeah. Let's go.

0:55:36 > 0:55:40Ain't fair, look. Everyone's copping off except me.

0:55:40 > 0:55:42We going to bed or what? I thought you was...?

0:55:46 > 0:55:49You told her yet? I couldn't.

0:55:49 > 0:55:50LINDA: A toast.

0:55:50 > 0:55:52To family.

0:55:52 > 0:55:53Most.

0:55:55 > 0:56:00Oh! To Lee. To all our boys fighting overseas.

0:56:00 > 0:56:01CHEERING

0:56:01 > 0:56:04And, most importantly, to the Vic!

0:56:04 > 0:56:07CHEERING

0:56:07 > 0:56:10Ten! ALL: Nine...eight...

0:56:10 > 0:56:14To us. Six...five...four...

0:56:14 > 0:56:17To us. Three...two...one!

0:56:17 > 0:56:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:56:19 > 0:56:21To 2014!

0:56:27 > 0:56:29Let's have it!

0:56:34 > 0:56:36Well, look at us, Ronnie.

0:56:37 > 0:56:40We're going to have our own little New Year's Eve together.

0:56:40 > 0:56:41Just you and me.

0:56:41 > 0:56:44SHE SCREAMS

0:56:44 > 0:56:47SHE SOBS

0:56:51 > 0:56:54HAPPY NEW YEAR!

0:57:41 > 0:57:44PAINKILLERS FIZZ

0:57:47 > 0:57:49HE SHOUTS How many eggs, Tine?

0:57:51 > 0:57:54HE CLATTERS POTS AND TURNS ON RADIO

0:57:54 > 0:57:56Turn it off!

0:57:56 > 0:57:57Turn it down!

0:57:57 > 0:58:00Finally, my two best birds are agreeing.

0:58:01 > 0:58:04HE SHOUTS Tina?

0:58:04 > 0:58:06Where's Tina?

0:58:09 > 0:58:10Who died?

0:58:10 > 0:58:12No, er...

0:58:14 > 0:58:16It's Nancy's wedding.

0:58:24 > 0:58:26Roxy.

0:58:30 > 0:58:31Look, I'm sorry.

0:58:33 > 0:58:36It's OK. About the other day...

0:58:36 > 0:58:39I mean, I tried to find you last night, but...

0:58:39 > 0:58:41this fight kicked off in the club...

0:58:41 > 0:58:44It's all right. I had to pick Amy up, anyway.

0:58:44 > 0:58:46Carl wants us to get sorted for Paris.

0:58:46 > 0:58:48OK.

0:58:48 > 0:58:51Ron, he's a really decent bloke if you get to know him.

0:58:52 > 0:58:54I'll do that, then.

0:59:01 > 0:59:02Denise!

0:59:03 > 0:59:05Yeah? You seen Carl?

0:59:05 > 0:59:07Er, yeah.

0:59:07 > 0:59:10Oh, no. No, sorry.

0:59:10 > 0:59:13That's the wrong fella. That was Alfie.

0:59:13 > 0:59:15Sorry, that was yesterday. I'm sorry.

0:59:17 > 0:59:20I am just saying, if we are going to make this work,

0:59:20 > 0:59:22we have got to be realistic, honest...

0:59:22 > 0:59:25And I'M just saying, if you're going to move in,

0:59:25 > 0:59:27I'm carrying you over the threshold. That's the deal.

0:59:27 > 0:59:30Back off, caveman! THEY GIGGLE

0:59:30 > 0:59:32We have no secrets. Is that what he said?

0:59:32 > 0:59:34That is the deal. That has always been our deal.

0:59:34 > 0:59:37What has changed here? For a woman with an 'angover,

0:59:37 > 0:59:38you are shouting double loud...

0:59:38 > 0:59:40I'll tell you, her! It is her!

0:59:40 > 0:59:41My daughter is getting married,

0:59:41 > 0:59:43and you told your sister and not your own wife?

0:59:43 > 0:59:46Have a look at yourself, Mick! Linda!

0:59:46 > 0:59:47I said this weren't going to work.

0:59:47 > 0:59:49(MIMICKING) I said this weren't going to work!

0:59:49 > 0:59:51I never hid anything from you.

0:59:51 > 0:59:55I never have, ever, and you know that, L.

0:59:55 > 0:59:58I left the invite downstairs. For all of us.

0:59:58 > 1:00:00Past me the post please, boy.

1:00:00 > 1:00:02Here you are.

1:00:03 > 1:00:04Now, look.

1:00:09 > 1:00:12I didn't want to ram it down your throat.

1:00:12 > 1:00:13We was busy.

1:00:14 > 1:00:18It's New Year. I just wanted to start out nice.

1:00:18 > 1:00:20Well, you don't want to go, do you?

1:00:21 > 1:00:22No.

1:00:24 > 1:00:26No. I do.

1:00:28 > 1:00:31Well, I don't, on my tod. That Wayne, he's...

1:00:31 > 1:00:34What is it with this Wayne, exactly? Has he got three heads, or something?

1:00:34 > 1:00:36Let's put it this way, Shirl, the geezer loves a mirror.

1:00:36 > 1:00:38He don't ever get out the bathroom.

1:00:38 > 1:00:41You are really going to go, ain't you?

1:00:41 > 1:00:43It's her wedding, Mum. It's her...

1:00:44 > 1:00:46You two never even missed a sports day.

1:00:47 > 1:00:51You still pick us up off the bus if it's raining.

1:00:51 > 1:00:53It's Nancy's wedding, Dad.

1:00:53 > 1:00:56And she ain't going to let that drop.

1:00:56 > 1:00:59She will most probably go and get herself knocked up straight off,

1:00:59 > 1:01:01just to prove she ain't bothered.

1:01:07 > 1:01:08I'll have an egg.

1:01:12 > 1:01:14Well, I can do honest.

1:01:14 > 1:01:16Good.

1:01:16 > 1:01:18Cos I hate this rug,

1:01:18 > 1:01:22Denny's curtains smell of Shirley, and the kitchen needs a dishwasher.

1:01:22 > 1:01:24There's a sale on the industrial estate.

1:01:24 > 1:01:27Ooh, excellent(!) I'll get my credit card, shall I?

1:01:27 > 1:01:28Atta boy!

1:01:33 > 1:01:36Admittedly, it's my first day,

1:01:36 > 1:01:39but I can see myself really getting into my new blender.

1:01:41 > 1:01:43I was never a one for cooked breakfasts.

1:01:43 > 1:01:47Greasy sausages full of pigs' lips.

1:01:47 > 1:01:50And if I want an egg, like the health book says,

1:01:50 > 1:01:54I can have it raw in my protein drink before my smoothie.

1:01:54 > 1:01:57Course, it coats your throat with slime,

1:01:57 > 1:02:01but after you've finished gagging, it don't taste too bad.

1:02:01 > 1:02:04You want to think about a power walk.

1:02:04 > 1:02:07Excuse me, I'm trying to do my shopping and I do not need...

1:02:07 > 1:02:09Denise?

1:02:09 > 1:02:11Let me tell you something, have you seen Carl?

1:02:13 > 1:02:14Sorry.

1:02:18 > 1:02:21So, um, how did Ian take it?

1:02:22 > 1:02:24Sorry?

1:02:24 > 1:02:25Look, have you seen Carl, or not?

1:02:25 > 1:02:28Look, it's not my fault you keep losing your boyfriend.

1:02:28 > 1:02:29We're solid, actually.

1:02:29 > 1:02:32What, is he picking fights and letting the phone ring out?

1:02:33 > 1:02:35He's moved on, darling.

1:02:37 > 1:02:39Oi, oi, oi, why are you here anyway?

1:02:41 > 1:02:43I don't mean in Walford, I mean in the world.

1:02:48 > 1:02:50I want to go home.

1:02:50 > 1:02:51Seriously.

1:02:51 > 1:02:54Let's just pack the whole lot in, because I've absolutely had it.

1:02:54 > 1:02:55Don't be so stupid.

1:02:55 > 1:02:58I'm not. We have given our daughter everything.

1:02:58 > 1:03:00EVERYTHING! And it still ain't good enough.

1:03:00 > 1:03:02Cos what do we get back?

1:03:02 > 1:03:04Grief. Dramas.

1:03:04 > 1:03:05Little missy hissy fits.

1:03:05 > 1:03:08That's not true. D'you know how long it took me

1:03:08 > 1:03:10to clear out Nancy's bedroom at the old place?

1:03:10 > 1:03:12Lugging it all over here on the off chance.

1:03:12 > 1:03:14You know I wanted to skip it.

1:03:14 > 1:03:16If it was down to me, I'd have binned the lot.

1:03:16 > 1:03:17Are you ready?

1:03:17 > 1:03:19SHIRLEY: I'm coming!

1:03:19 > 1:03:20This is your home now, L.

1:03:20 > 1:03:22I had dreams, Mick.

1:03:22 > 1:03:26About what Nancy's wedding day would be like.

1:03:26 > 1:03:29Bridesmaids dresses and choosing the flowers.

1:03:29 > 1:03:31It's supposed to take months of planning.

1:03:31 > 1:03:33I'm meant to be sat on the front row wearing a hat,

1:03:33 > 1:03:36having a little cry and worrying about the buffet.

1:03:36 > 1:03:39I can't wear these because it looks like I've wet myself.

1:03:39 > 1:03:41Give them here, I'll dry them for you.

1:03:41 > 1:03:43Nancy has invited you, Linda.

1:03:43 > 1:03:46Only so she can throw a strop when I don't go.

1:03:46 > 1:03:48Five minutes, and we're going.

1:03:48 > 1:03:52How can I get ready when you keep shouting and hollering?

1:03:52 > 1:03:54I wish I'd enjoyed it more when they were little.

1:03:54 > 1:03:56At least when they were little, you chose who they played with.

1:03:56 > 1:03:57You knew where they was.

1:03:57 > 1:04:00Back then if Nancy kicked off, you could just throw her

1:04:00 > 1:04:01over your shoulder and take her home.

1:04:05 > 1:04:07Come here. Listen.

1:04:09 > 1:04:13You are the best mum they could ever ask for, L.

1:04:14 > 1:04:16Yeah?

1:04:16 > 1:04:18The best.

1:04:18 > 1:04:22I just wish that you'd just stop banging on and come with us.

1:04:22 > 1:04:23Just sit at the back...

1:04:24 > 1:04:26..and keep this buttoned.

1:04:26 > 1:04:28You don't understand... I do, I do.

1:04:29 > 1:04:33But me and you, we can sort anything together, can't we?

1:04:34 > 1:04:35Eh?

1:04:38 > 1:04:39Right.

1:04:39 > 1:04:42And if it's a hat you're after...

1:04:42 > 1:04:44ho-ho-ho!

1:04:46 > 1:04:49..you've come to the right place.

1:04:49 > 1:04:51SHE LAUGHS

1:04:56 > 1:04:57Tina.

1:05:00 > 1:05:02Happy New Year.

1:05:02 > 1:05:03Happy New Year.

1:05:03 > 1:05:05Are you not staying for breakfast?

1:05:05 > 1:05:07No, work. Oh, right.

1:05:08 > 1:05:09Yeah, got it.

1:05:12 > 1:05:14OK, make it quick.

1:05:14 > 1:05:15Yeah, all right.

1:05:33 > 1:05:36Shift over, boy.

1:05:36 > 1:05:38Lady Di, in you get. Good girl.

1:05:41 > 1:05:42Well, drive, then.

1:05:42 > 1:05:44I am just going to sit at the back, Johnny.

1:05:44 > 1:05:47And you're going to say nothing. I am not going to say anything.

1:05:47 > 1:05:48That'd be a first!

1:05:48 > 1:05:50Says do the North Circular.

1:05:50 > 1:05:53Nancy is my daughter, Shirley. Just because I don't want to go

1:05:53 > 1:05:56don't mean I won't be there for her.

1:05:56 > 1:05:58Is it me, or is there a funny smell in this car?

1:05:58 > 1:06:00It's you. It's definitely you.

1:06:00 > 1:06:02Hangover breath.

1:06:02 > 1:06:03SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

1:06:07 > 1:06:08You and my sister...

1:06:08 > 1:06:12you and my sister have got more in common than you might think.

1:06:12 > 1:06:14Anyone - ANYONE - just as long as it's someone.

1:06:14 > 1:06:16Why? Why do you always have to put stuff away?

1:06:16 > 1:06:17What about your own family, Phil?

1:06:17 > 1:06:20We're talking about my sister, your cousin.

1:06:20 > 1:06:22She is stuck with the scum that tried to kill you,

1:06:22 > 1:06:25you're more interested in dishwashers,

1:06:25 > 1:06:27Sharon, somebody else's curtains...

1:06:27 > 1:06:28All right, all right, all right!

1:06:28 > 1:06:32You want two minutes, fine, you've got two minutes. Now, what?

1:06:34 > 1:06:35Come on.

1:06:35 > 1:06:38ANSWERPHONE: 'Hello, this is Carl.

1:06:38 > 1:06:40'Leave a message, I'll get back to you.'

1:06:45 > 1:06:46Hey, Amy.

1:06:49 > 1:06:54Me and you are going to go shopping and eat cake and buy clothes,

1:06:54 > 1:06:57cos Carl is rubbish at shopping, isn't he? Yes, he is.

1:06:57 > 1:06:59Come on, let's go and get our coats...

1:07:01 > 1:07:03Yeah? And our bags.

1:07:03 > 1:07:07Seriously, Ronnie? Seriously? I mean, are you for real or what, eh?

1:07:07 > 1:07:08OK. I get the message.

1:07:08 > 1:07:10WE get the message.

1:07:10 > 1:07:12Sitting in your car like a pair of lemons.

1:07:12 > 1:07:14Shirley said we looked like a right pair of lemons.

1:07:14 > 1:07:17If you don't want a dishwasher, all you've got to do is say...

1:07:17 > 1:07:20Sharon, there is nothing I would like more than a dishwasher right now.

1:07:20 > 1:07:22It's just...just a bit sensitive.

1:07:32 > 1:07:35Wow! Mum said you were loaded.

1:07:35 > 1:07:37Just get him some curtains, yeah? What, on my own?

1:07:37 > 1:07:40Why do you need to find a credit card?

1:07:40 > 1:07:42Look, I'm sorry, all right? He's just looking out for me.

1:07:42 > 1:07:44It's a bad time of year for me.

1:07:44 > 1:07:47Look, I've told you it is rude to talk about money.

1:07:47 > 1:07:49Phil sold the pub. This is for the bank.

1:07:49 > 1:07:51Don't he know how to go online?

1:07:51 > 1:07:53That's enough, cheeky!

1:07:53 > 1:07:56And I'll be right there for the dishwasher, OK?

1:07:56 > 1:07:59Thanks. All right?

1:07:59 > 1:08:00Come on, then, let's go.

1:08:06 > 1:08:08You idiot, you stupid idiot!

1:08:08 > 1:08:10I know! What, are you and my dad

1:08:10 > 1:08:12the only ones that are allowed to see red?

1:08:12 > 1:08:14Carl needed a lesson.

1:08:14 > 1:08:16Oh, right, so, you hit him? Yes. I hit him.

1:08:20 > 1:08:22SHIRLEY: Mick, will you tell her?

1:08:22 > 1:08:24If this dog wees on me, I'm going to kick it.

1:08:24 > 1:08:26LINDA: You kick my dog, I'll smack your face! MICK: Right!

1:08:34 > 1:08:37Now turn it in, the pair of you.

1:08:37 > 1:08:38My head is ringing.

1:08:41 > 1:08:42Oh, come on!

1:08:43 > 1:08:45Us lot. All together.

1:08:45 > 1:08:47Just like the old days.

1:08:47 > 1:08:49Don't tell me you ain't missed it, girls.

1:08:51 > 1:08:54This is an emotional time for a father.

1:08:54 > 1:08:55I need you both on-side

1:08:55 > 1:08:59while I go and watch my daughter marry a wretch.

1:08:59 > 1:09:01We're cutting it fine now. All right, all right!

1:09:03 > 1:09:04I tell you what...

1:09:04 > 1:09:07you both don't shake hands and shut up,

1:09:07 > 1:09:08you're not getting back in this motor.

1:09:08 > 1:09:10SHE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

1:09:10 > 1:09:12Fine. Ta-ta!

1:09:16 > 1:09:18HE STARTS ENGINE

1:09:20 > 1:09:21Stop pratting about!

1:09:23 > 1:09:25You know I can't walk in these shoes!

1:09:25 > 1:09:26He's got my bag. Mick!

1:09:28 > 1:09:29Mick, I'm shaking its hand!

1:09:29 > 1:09:31I am shaking her rotten hand.

1:09:31 > 1:09:32Mick! Mick!

1:09:46 > 1:09:48Well?

1:09:48 > 1:09:51Why, eh? Why involve me?

1:09:51 > 1:09:53You're already involved!

1:09:53 > 1:09:55I had to put him somewhere, didn't I?

1:09:55 > 1:09:57Don't worry. Nobody noticed, all right?

1:09:57 > 1:09:59It's just another bloke falling over on New Year's Eve.

1:09:59 > 1:10:02I want normal, Ronnie. I'm doing normal!

1:10:02 > 1:10:05No, you're not. You've lost your balls, Phil!

1:10:05 > 1:10:08He tried to kill you, don't you remember?

1:10:08 > 1:10:09How many times have I told you,

1:10:09 > 1:10:11he actually tried to attack me last night.

1:10:11 > 1:10:13He is pulling Roxy's strings

1:10:13 > 1:10:15like she's some kind of puppet, he's given her drugs.

1:10:15 > 1:10:18He is an absolute head-case, all right,

1:10:18 > 1:10:20and he is taking us for mugs.

1:10:20 > 1:10:22You're just sat back, admiring your Christmas slippers,

1:10:22 > 1:10:26and that's not right. Phil!

1:10:26 > 1:10:27I came to you because I knew

1:10:27 > 1:10:29you'd know what to do.

1:11:16 > 1:11:17So, what now?

1:11:17 > 1:11:19Eh?

1:11:20 > 1:11:22You know there's only one way this can go now, don't you?

1:11:32 > 1:11:35Then, you took my hand.

1:11:36 > 1:11:38You don't really want me to go over

1:11:38 > 1:11:41everything about last night, do you? Just, what did I say?

1:11:43 > 1:11:45You said you loved me, Denise.

1:11:46 > 1:11:50And that if you had your time again, you would definitely go for me.

1:11:50 > 1:11:52SHE STIFLES A LAUGH

1:11:52 > 1:11:54Or Phil.

1:11:54 > 1:11:56Or Archie, because he was "a bit of a beast."

1:11:56 > 1:11:58Or the bin man with the beanie hat.

1:11:58 > 1:11:59And then, you spent ten minutes

1:11:59 > 1:12:01trying to do the zip up on your jacket

1:12:01 > 1:12:03and then we had rather a long conversation

1:12:03 > 1:12:05about why they don't put Auld Lang Syne on the jukebox...

1:12:05 > 1:12:09Yes. OK, OK. Not, you know, everything, just...

1:12:10 > 1:12:14..what did I say about Ian, Masood?

1:12:14 > 1:12:15I don't know.

1:12:15 > 1:12:17Got any sense, and right now

1:12:17 > 1:12:19Johnny'll be snogging a bridesmaid.

1:12:19 > 1:12:22You know what they say about Cinderella doing all the work?

1:12:22 > 1:12:24You have met my ugly sister?

1:12:24 > 1:12:26You want me to tell Johnny you're after him?

1:12:26 > 1:12:27Danny!

1:12:27 > 1:12:29No, it's not important.

1:12:34 > 1:12:35Hello. All right.

1:12:37 > 1:12:39For you.

1:12:39 > 1:12:40Aw...

1:12:43 > 1:12:45I'm allergic...

1:12:45 > 1:12:46and a lesbian. Sorry.

1:12:46 > 1:12:49Yeah, but me and you, we... I know, I know.

1:12:49 > 1:12:52Three bottles of Cava and I can't tell my Mandys from my Andys.

1:12:52 > 1:12:55Look, I take these and my skin's going to crawl for weeks.

1:12:55 > 1:12:57The only thing that don't make me itch is a sunflower.

1:12:57 > 1:13:01And that's just not something you're going to lay your hands on, is it?

1:13:01 > 1:13:02Maybe it's a sign.

1:13:02 > 1:13:04Maybe you should give your carnations to somebody who

1:13:04 > 1:13:06ain't going to come out in a rash.

1:13:13 > 1:13:16Well, you said...

1:13:16 > 1:13:19lights out and a paper bag over his, you know...

1:13:19 > 1:13:23beeping head, and even then, you don't really fancy him.

1:13:23 > 1:13:30And if Ian asks you, what he wants for Christmas is...a beep,

1:13:30 > 1:13:34and you will take his beeping beep and cut it off.

1:13:35 > 1:13:37Because it's not honest, you said.

1:13:39 > 1:13:41You would way, way rather be single.

1:13:41 > 1:13:42And I said I understand,

1:13:42 > 1:13:45and you said, "Right then, it's New Years Eve,"

1:13:45 > 1:13:47and you...

1:13:48 > 1:13:52..you were going to finish with Ian. Once and for all.

1:13:52 > 1:13:55Fresh start. You were going to take control of your life.

1:13:55 > 1:13:56I said that?

1:13:56 > 1:13:59Mmm. And then you cried and had a kebab.

1:14:01 > 1:14:02Finish with Ian, Masood.

1:14:02 > 1:14:05As if I'm going to...go and do that.

1:14:05 > 1:14:07I don't even like kebabs, Masood.

1:14:09 > 1:14:11Look, we...

1:14:11 > 1:14:14we don't have to talk about this again.

1:14:14 > 1:14:15OK?

1:14:16 > 1:14:18Thanks.

1:14:25 > 1:14:27Phil! What? What, eh?

1:14:27 > 1:14:29What are you suggesting?

1:14:29 > 1:14:30I mean, you drag me into this

1:14:30 > 1:14:33and now you don't like the way I'm dealing with it, hey?

1:14:33 > 1:14:36Look at him. Look at him, Ronnie!

1:14:36 > 1:14:37The scrap yard?

1:14:37 > 1:14:40He attacked a woman. He attacked you, didn't he?

1:14:40 > 1:14:41He messed with my cousin's head.

1:14:41 > 1:14:45You tried to muscle in on my business, didn't ya, eh?

1:14:45 > 1:14:46Do you know what?

1:14:46 > 1:14:49If could be bothered, I'd untie your hands and let you have a fair fight.

1:14:49 > 1:14:50But when, Carl, eh?

1:14:50 > 1:14:53When did you ever let anyone have a fair fight, eh?

1:14:55 > 1:14:56Never.

1:14:58 > 1:15:00Now this has been a long time coming.

1:15:00 > 1:15:02A long time coming.

1:15:02 > 1:15:05You put me in hospital, eh?

1:15:05 > 1:15:06You threatened my boy.

1:15:06 > 1:15:09You threatened my boy while he's banged up.

1:15:09 > 1:15:11Phil, Phil, Phil, stop it!

1:15:11 > 1:15:14What are you going to do? You're going to get blood on the floor!

1:15:14 > 1:15:16Get a grip, Phil! He's pathetic.

1:15:19 > 1:15:21You're pathetic! Do you know that?

1:15:22 > 1:15:25You got low self-esteem, have you, Carl?

1:15:25 > 1:15:27You got a screwed up attitude when it comes to women?

1:15:27 > 1:15:29Have you got issues with your mummy, Carl?

1:15:31 > 1:15:33What is it with you men?

1:15:34 > 1:15:37What is it with you men? You're all the same.

1:15:37 > 1:15:40You are so desperate, you're so desperate to rule the world.

1:15:40 > 1:15:41You've got all that aggression.

1:15:43 > 1:15:45God, you're so predictable.

1:15:53 > 1:15:54What do you think, Carl?

1:15:56 > 1:15:58Do you want the scrap yard?

1:16:06 > 1:16:07No, I don't think so.

1:16:08 > 1:16:13I don't think so. I think that would be a waste of a perfectly good car.

1:16:13 > 1:16:15I think you're going to say you're sorry.

1:16:17 > 1:16:20And then I'm going to untie your hands

1:16:20 > 1:16:22and I'm going to walk you to the tube.

1:16:22 > 1:16:24Do me a favour!

1:16:24 > 1:16:25And if you ever...

1:16:25 > 1:16:27if you ever come back to Walford again...

1:16:27 > 1:16:30Are you listening to me, Carl? Listen very carefully.

1:16:31 > 1:16:35If you ever come near me or my sister again, I swear to you,

1:16:35 > 1:16:37I won't need him.

1:16:37 > 1:16:42I will cut off your little boys' toys with a blunt knife

1:16:42 > 1:16:43and I'll wear them as earrings.

1:16:46 > 1:16:47OK, Carl?

1:16:55 > 1:16:56Go on, then, say it.

1:16:58 > 1:17:00Go on, say it!

1:17:09 > 1:17:10I'm sorry.

1:17:15 > 1:17:16Good boy.

1:17:18 > 1:17:20LOUD MUSIC IN DISTANCE

1:17:25 > 1:17:26LINDA: Mick...

1:17:26 > 1:17:29Oh, no, this can't be it! It's disgusting!

1:17:31 > 1:17:33Oh, it's vile.

1:17:33 > 1:17:35SHIRLEY: Don't know what you're moaning about.

1:17:35 > 1:17:37Looks like the place where me and Kev had our reception.

1:17:37 > 1:17:39LINDA SCOFFS Linda!

1:17:39 > 1:17:41It's doing that thing with its leg!

1:17:41 > 1:17:44I ain't saying nothing. I said I wouldn't say anything.

1:17:44 > 1:17:47I'm not saying one thing. Leave Lady Di in the haddock.

1:17:47 > 1:17:49It's doing that thing with its leg again...

1:17:49 > 1:17:51Well, then, she must need a pony.

1:17:51 > 1:17:53Just make sure you pick it all up.

1:17:53 > 1:17:55And don't get any under your fingernails,

1:17:55 > 1:17:57cos it's a killer to get out. What?

1:17:57 > 1:17:59And don't double lock this, she'll set the alarm off.

1:18:04 > 1:18:06Get out!

1:18:06 > 1:18:10What am I supposed to do with a bag of pony? Hurry up!

1:18:10 > 1:18:13I dunno. You got her a wedding present yet, or..?

1:18:13 > 1:18:15HE LAUGHS

1:18:18 > 1:18:20You heard him, hurry up!

1:18:20 > 1:18:23LOUD MUSIC AND CHEERING INSIDE

1:18:43 > 1:18:44Right. Are you ready for this?

1:18:51 > 1:18:54THEY WHOOP AND SHOUT LOUD DRUM AND BASS MUSIC

1:18:54 > 1:18:55Again, if I could ask for quiet.

1:18:55 > 1:18:58Thank you. Nancy?

1:18:58 > 1:19:00I know not of any lawful impediment.

1:19:00 > 1:19:03I know not of any lawful impediment.

1:19:03 > 1:19:05Why I, Nancy Carter.

1:19:05 > 1:19:06Why, I Nancy Carter.

1:19:06 > 1:19:10May not be joined in matrimony to Wayne Ladlow.

1:19:10 > 1:19:12THEY WHOOP

1:19:12 > 1:19:15May not be joined in matrimony to Wayne Ladlow.

1:19:15 > 1:19:17And now, Wayne...

1:19:17 > 1:19:18Yeah.

1:19:18 > 1:19:21I do solemnly declare.

1:19:21 > 1:19:23I do solemnly declare.

1:19:23 > 1:19:25That I know not of any lawful impediment.

1:19:25 > 1:19:28That I know not of any lawful impediment.

1:19:28 > 1:19:31Why I, Wayne Ladlow.

1:19:31 > 1:19:34THEY WHOOP

1:19:34 > 1:19:35Sorry, sorry, sorry, yeah.

1:19:35 > 1:19:38Why I, Wayne Ladlow, you don'know.

1:19:38 > 1:19:43May not be joined in matrimony to Nancy Carter.

1:19:43 > 1:19:46May not be joined in matrimony to Nancy.

1:19:49 > 1:19:50Nancy!

1:19:50 > 1:19:51Dad?

1:19:52 > 1:19:53No offence, Wayne.

1:19:53 > 1:19:55It's just, you know, it's your attitude.

1:19:55 > 1:19:58What are you talking about, bruv? What are you doing?

1:19:58 > 1:20:01Dad get off me! Get off of me!

1:20:01 > 1:20:02Put me down!

1:20:05 > 1:20:07Put me down!

1:20:07 > 1:20:09Quick, quick!

1:20:15 > 1:20:18Now, listen, Mummy's going to be back in one second.

1:20:18 > 1:20:20You go up the stairs and you don't move, OK?

1:20:44 > 1:20:46Ask no questions and I will tell you no lies.

1:20:49 > 1:20:52SHE LAUGHS See?

1:20:52 > 1:20:54I've got connections, Tina.

1:20:54 > 1:20:56And a very open mind, know what I mean?

1:20:56 > 1:20:59I'm still a lesbian, Billy.

1:20:59 > 1:21:01Bi now, gay later ain't my bag.

1:21:01 > 1:21:04The only way you and me is going to get it on again is if

1:21:04 > 1:21:05I'm so hammered I'm falling over.

1:21:05 > 1:21:07It's OK.

1:21:09 > 1:21:11Don't suppose you fancy a glass of wine, do you? My shout.

1:21:11 > 1:21:14SHE GIGGLES

1:21:26 > 1:21:28He won't go. He's going.

1:21:32 > 1:21:33You played me, didn't you?

1:21:33 > 1:21:36Come on, Phil, I didn't play you.

1:21:36 > 1:21:38At least we know you're not a complete eunuch.

1:21:38 > 1:21:40It's good to know, isn't it, at your age?

1:21:41 > 1:21:43He won't go.

1:21:43 > 1:21:44He's already gone.

1:21:44 > 1:21:46Listen. What do you want to do?

1:21:46 > 1:21:48Do you want to wave goodbye to him?

1:21:48 > 1:21:50Look, I'm going to go and take care of Roxy

1:21:50 > 1:21:52and it's about time Amy got some attention.

1:21:55 > 1:21:57PHIL SIGHS

1:21:58 > 1:22:00Phil!

1:22:00 > 1:22:03Look, he's gone. Really.

1:22:03 > 1:22:05Oh, look, I know I might have overdone

1:22:05 > 1:22:07the whole good cop, bad cop routine, all right,

1:22:07 > 1:22:09but he's got the message.

1:22:09 > 1:22:13Carl White knows if he ever steps foot back in Walford again,

1:22:13 > 1:22:15he is a dead man walking.

1:22:15 > 1:22:17He ain't got the bottle.

1:22:21 > 1:22:24Don't ever compare me to the Old Bill again.

1:22:24 > 1:22:26Not even as a joke.

1:22:26 > 1:22:29All right. The lengths some blokes will go

1:22:29 > 1:22:31to get out of buying a dishwasher.

1:22:31 > 1:22:33HE LAUGHS

1:22:56 > 1:22:57NANCY: You don't tell me what to do!

1:22:59 > 1:23:01Fascist!

1:23:02 > 1:23:04Do you miss it?

1:23:04 > 1:23:06Yeah, right like an hole in the head!

1:23:06 > 1:23:07KAT LAUGHS

1:23:10 > 1:23:14Told you didn't I, Linda? Tina could cope.

1:23:14 > 1:23:16The place ain't burned to the ground, Shirley.

1:23:16 > 1:23:19In the normal world, that is not something we celebrate.

1:23:22 > 1:23:25Yes. I seen it. Ain't it lovely?

1:23:25 > 1:23:28When's the next train? Upstairs.

1:23:28 > 1:23:29Where's the husband, Nance?

1:23:29 > 1:23:32Ain't you heard of bin bags?

1:23:32 > 1:23:35Oh, yeah, happy new year, Linda(!) Not a problem(!)

1:23:35 > 1:23:38I am not disabled, I can walk up the stairs by myself!

1:23:38 > 1:23:42I am only in here, Shirley, to get warm,

1:23:42 > 1:23:44cos my electric fire's conked out.

1:23:44 > 1:23:47Shut your ears. That Linda is one well moody mare.

1:23:47 > 1:23:49I'm going for a kip.

1:23:49 > 1:23:51I should get those bin bags and shove them right...

1:23:51 > 1:23:53Stuck here, I never even got an invite.

1:23:53 > 1:23:55Oh, my head! No, you were on the invitation.

1:23:55 > 1:23:57Where is the new husband?

1:23:57 > 1:23:59Not good enough, apparently.

1:24:05 > 1:24:07No, really. Just as long as it's available.

1:24:09 > 1:24:13Listen, anything is absolutely fine just as long as it drives

1:24:13 > 1:24:16and you can get it to the airport for me this evening.

1:24:17 > 1:24:18Yeah.

1:24:19 > 1:24:23No, a little run-around is absolutely fine.

1:24:23 > 1:24:26Listen, can you make sure it's got a booster seat in it?

1:24:26 > 1:24:28Great.

1:24:28 > 1:24:29No, that's great.

1:24:29 > 1:24:31Thank you.

1:24:31 > 1:24:33Yep, hold on a second.

1:24:35 > 1:24:36Do you, erm...

1:24:36 > 1:24:37do you want the long card number?

1:24:39 > 1:24:41Yep, it... DOOR CREAKS

1:24:41 > 1:24:43GATE BANGS

1:24:45 > 1:24:47Sorry, it's, erm...

1:24:48 > 1:24:50It's 4929...

1:24:50 > 1:24:531800 6241.

1:24:53 > 1:24:56And the expiry date is 10/18.

1:24:57 > 1:24:59BRANCH SNAPS UNDERFOOT OUTSIDE

1:24:59 > 1:25:02Yes. The security code is 065.

1:25:05 > 1:25:08Yeah, OK, that's great. Thank you.

1:25:08 > 1:25:09Cheers. Bye.

1:25:17 > 1:25:18Hold on. I'm coming.

1:25:20 > 1:25:24POLICE SIREN BLARES OUTSIDE

1:25:24 > 1:25:25Amy!

1:25:25 > 1:25:27You scared me!

1:25:27 > 1:25:30What are you doing at the front door?

1:25:30 > 1:25:32Did you walk here on your own?

1:25:34 > 1:25:36Come in, sweetie.

1:25:43 > 1:25:45Come on, then.

1:25:45 > 1:25:48We'll go in and we'll get you a drink, shall we?

1:25:48 > 1:25:51And a biscuit, then we'll call Mummy.

1:25:51 > 1:25:53Do you know where Mummy is?

1:25:53 > 1:25:54She's a bit tied up at the minute.

1:25:58 > 1:26:00I am not bothered if you don't like him.

1:26:00 > 1:26:03I'm not bothered what you think. It is my life. And I like Watford.

1:26:03 > 1:26:06You see why I didn't want to go? She hates us! She don't hate us.

1:26:06 > 1:26:08You was married at my age, Mother.

1:26:08 > 1:26:10Yes. But to your dad. Not some...

1:26:10 > 1:26:12No, Mick. Did you see him?

1:26:12 > 1:26:15Pulling faces at his mates on his own wedding day?

1:26:15 > 1:26:19And her getting married in a tracksuit? He is a bad influence.

1:26:19 > 1:26:21It's white, ain't it? And where was his mum?

1:26:21 > 1:26:23I mean, I know they do things different,

1:26:23 > 1:26:25but how could he have a wedding without his mother there?

1:26:25 > 1:26:27What is your future, you get yourself stuck

1:26:27 > 1:26:28with a ponce like that?

1:26:28 > 1:26:30You do know there are laws to stop people like you?

1:26:32 > 1:26:34I forgot my passport.

1:26:34 > 1:26:36Silly me.

1:26:36 > 1:26:38What do you mean, Roxy's tied up? Then I thought of Phil...

1:26:38 > 1:26:41Where is she, Carl? I thought maybe I could lend that motor off him.

1:26:41 > 1:26:43The one he was going to scrap.

1:26:43 > 1:26:46Yeah, well that's for you and him to sort out, isn't it, eh?

1:26:46 > 1:26:48Come on, sweetie, let's go and find Mummy.

1:26:48 > 1:26:50You know...

1:26:50 > 1:26:52women...

1:26:52 > 1:26:54Women are all right.

1:26:54 > 1:26:55But men are tougher.

1:26:57 > 1:27:01Amy, I want you to go and wait for me in the living room, OK? Go on.

1:27:01 > 1:27:04And in this case...

1:27:04 > 1:27:05smarter...

1:27:05 > 1:27:07better...

1:27:08 > 1:27:10Didn't your daddy ever tell you?

1:27:10 > 1:27:11Hmm?

1:27:11 > 1:27:14You think you can catch me unawares?

1:27:14 > 1:27:17Warn me off with your stupid speech, and that would be it?

1:27:17 > 1:27:18Are you serious?

1:27:20 > 1:27:23You should try being a real woman, Ronnie.

1:27:23 > 1:27:26A real woman, instead of fighting it.

1:27:27 > 1:27:30But for that, you need a real man,

1:27:30 > 1:27:32to let you know where you're going wrong.

1:27:39 > 1:27:40Yeah, it's tempting.

1:27:44 > 1:27:47You tell Phil we're squared up.

1:27:47 > 1:27:49Where's Roxy? Tell him I forgive him.

1:28:16 > 1:28:18LINDA: Oh, that's hurtful, that is!

1:28:18 > 1:28:20It's not racist to be proud to be British.

1:28:20 > 1:28:22That is just hurtful. Some of his best mates are black!

1:28:22 > 1:28:25Most of my mates... My best mate ain't ever going to talk to me now!

1:28:25 > 1:28:26We eat Indian, don't we?

1:28:26 > 1:28:29It is not the colour of his skin I am bothered about, babe.

1:28:29 > 1:28:30It's the way he is with you.

1:28:30 > 1:28:33And Chanelle, she can come over here whenever she wants.

1:28:33 > 1:28:34You can go and see her.

1:28:34 > 1:28:37You haven't got to marry her brother to be allowed back past Bushey.

1:28:37 > 1:28:39That is not why I was marrying her brother.

1:28:39 > 1:28:43And when you get married, your mum, she wants to be there,

1:28:43 > 1:28:46on the front row, crying tears of happiness.

1:28:46 > 1:28:48Not having a panic attack.

1:28:48 > 1:28:49I weren't having a panic attack.

1:28:49 > 1:28:51She was having a bit of a panic attack.

1:28:51 > 1:28:54Thank you, Mick. And I want to be there, right up the front,

1:28:54 > 1:28:56giving my little girl away to the love of her life.

1:28:56 > 1:28:58Not watching her get hitched to some builder from Watford

1:28:58 > 1:29:00who thinks he's a bit of a gangster

1:29:00 > 1:29:01and whose mother still makes his bed.

1:29:01 > 1:29:03She does not make his bed.

1:29:04 > 1:29:06She airs it.

1:29:06 > 1:29:09Ooh! She airs it! She airs it!

1:29:13 > 1:29:15We need you here, Nance.

1:29:15 > 1:29:18Christmas was terrible.

1:29:18 > 1:29:21Mainly because your mum cremated the turkey.

1:29:21 > 1:29:23We have got everything riding on this, Nancy.

1:29:25 > 1:29:29Still got some Christmas presents that are waiting to be opened.

1:29:29 > 1:29:32No. Don't humour her, Mick.

1:29:32 > 1:29:35You stay here, it's cos you want to stick by your family.

1:29:35 > 1:29:36You pull your weight. You step up.

1:29:36 > 1:29:38You leave Wayne. D'you want to save your breath?

1:29:41 > 1:29:43I ain't going back there now anyway, am I?

1:29:43 > 1:29:46He's chucked me over his shoulder and pulled my trousers down.

1:29:46 > 1:29:49Half of Hertfordshire has seen my West Ham pants.

1:30:27 > 1:30:29CLATTER

1:30:29 > 1:30:31You following me, Ronnie?

1:30:33 > 1:30:35Where's my sister?

1:30:35 > 1:30:36Does that mean you...you want me?

1:30:39 > 1:30:40I'm taking this back.

1:30:40 > 1:30:42No. No, you ain't.

1:30:42 > 1:30:45Yes. Yes, I am.

1:30:49 > 1:30:51You don't tell me anything.

1:30:51 > 1:30:53You don't decide anything.

1:30:56 > 1:30:58When are you going to get that through your head, eh?

1:31:01 > 1:31:02Ah, so here we are!

1:31:03 > 1:31:05Our very own barrel store!

1:31:07 > 1:31:09Where's your happy face?

1:31:09 > 1:31:11I left it at my wedding, Dad.

1:31:11 > 1:31:13Ah.

1:31:13 > 1:31:14SHE SCREAMS

1:31:23 > 1:31:24Good girl.

1:31:26 > 1:31:27Bastard!

1:31:31 > 1:31:36See, little bit of give and take goes a long way.

1:31:36 > 1:31:38Yeah, we give, Mum takes. Nancy!

1:31:38 > 1:31:39Am I lying, though?

1:31:39 > 1:31:42I bet she's had Johnny down here polishing the bottles, ain't she?

1:31:42 > 1:31:44No, no.

1:31:44 > 1:31:45That's one of Tina's jobs.

1:31:45 > 1:31:48Ever since Sausage, he found a little spider knocking about.

1:31:48 > 1:31:49There was murders, there was.

1:31:51 > 1:31:54I've missed watching the footie with you.

1:31:54 > 1:31:57And this is better than the last place, ain't it?

1:31:57 > 1:32:00I bet WAYNE'S Mum ain't got barrels.

1:32:00 > 1:32:02She don't have a go at me soon as I walk through the door, either.

1:32:02 > 1:32:05Well, you don't really walk, do you? You strop.

1:32:09 > 1:32:11I think we could be really happy here.

1:32:13 > 1:32:14And Mum...

1:32:15 > 1:32:16..she's really missed you an' all.

1:32:16 > 1:32:18All she has ever done is criticise me, Dad.

1:32:18 > 1:32:20Like, the minute we got in that car,

1:32:20 > 1:32:22when I hadn't seen her for how long?

1:32:22 > 1:32:25I constantly feel like I'm walking on eggshells around her.

1:32:25 > 1:32:27I can't do anything without her slating me. Do you know what?

1:32:27 > 1:32:30The one good thing about having Christmas with strangers

1:32:30 > 1:32:32is they ain't jumping down your throat every five seconds.

1:32:32 > 1:32:35Oh, come on, Nance. You know what she's like.

1:32:35 > 1:32:38She's hard work but she's got a good heart.

1:32:38 > 1:32:40And if you don't want criticising,

1:32:40 > 1:32:42why are you getting married in a tracksuit

1:32:42 > 1:32:44to a complete div in the first place?

1:32:44 > 1:32:47I mean, you've had a lucky escape. And I think you know that, girl.

1:32:47 > 1:32:50No. I properly like Wayne.

1:32:50 > 1:32:52Well, I properly like fishing.

1:32:52 > 1:32:54Don't mean I'm going to move to Grimsby

1:32:54 > 1:32:57and jack everything in, though, does it?

1:32:57 > 1:32:59I mean, I get it.

1:33:00 > 1:33:03I just feel sometimes you don't realise

1:33:03 > 1:33:07how beautiful and special you are, and that boy Wayne...

1:33:07 > 1:33:09He couldn't lace your trainers.

1:33:13 > 1:33:14But it works both ways.

1:33:14 > 1:33:17You want your mum to be more...

1:33:17 > 1:33:19understanding?

1:33:19 > 1:33:21You haven't said one nice thing about her either.

1:33:21 > 1:33:23You haven't asked her about herself...

1:33:23 > 1:33:26Where's her Christmas present, eh? It's like...

1:33:28 > 1:33:30I can't keep whacking you over my shoulder, Nance.

1:33:30 > 1:33:32I'm going to do myself a serious injury.

1:33:35 > 1:33:37If you feel Wayne is your future,

1:33:37 > 1:33:38then you pick up that blower...

1:33:40 > 1:33:42..and you get yourself over to Watford, all right?

1:33:54 > 1:33:56SHE SOBS

1:34:25 > 1:34:27SHE SCREAMS

1:34:50 > 1:34:51It's not looking good.

1:34:52 > 1:34:55Don't worry about it, sweetheart, OK?

1:34:55 > 1:34:58Come on, the world is our lobster.

1:34:58 > 1:35:01You are a doer, not a writer.

1:35:01 > 1:35:04The dole office opens on Thursday. Hold it! Oh!

1:35:04 > 1:35:06Ooh, I nearly had an idea then!

1:35:06 > 1:35:09We need the money, and we're entitled to it, all right?

1:35:09 > 1:35:12When we drop - please, God - that is all our regular income down the pan.

1:35:12 > 1:35:14Well, that's it! You've already sussed it.

1:35:14 > 1:35:17You go to work and I'll be a trendy stay-at-home dad.

1:35:17 > 1:35:19You know, knit the nappies and... That's brilliant(!)

1:35:19 > 1:35:22And when you finish meditating or whatever, the nanny can cover!

1:35:22 > 1:35:25What postcode you living in?! We can't afford to have one of us not working.

1:35:25 > 1:35:27I know, I know. It was just an idea in my head.

1:35:27 > 1:35:29I'll just keep it in my head, all right?

1:35:29 > 1:35:32Yeah. You keep it in that little head of yours.

1:35:34 > 1:35:36Was that a light bulb moment, was it? Ahh! Very funny!

1:35:36 > 1:35:39There's some bulbs in that blind stock that Nan got off of Fat Elvis.

1:35:39 > 1:35:41In the spare room.

1:35:41 > 1:35:45What, Mo got some blind stock of Fat Elvis? What? Yeah.

1:35:45 > 1:35:47Oi, you, what you doing?

1:35:47 > 1:35:49I won't be long.

1:35:49 > 1:35:52Don't leave me sitting here in the dark.

1:35:52 > 1:35:53Love you!

1:36:04 > 1:36:06Hello, babe.

1:36:06 > 1:36:08No, I'm fine.

1:36:08 > 1:36:09Do you hate me?

1:36:11 > 1:36:14What? SHE LAUGHS

1:36:14 > 1:36:16Wow! That's mental!

1:36:17 > 1:36:19Yeah, tell him if he posts any pictures

1:36:19 > 1:36:21of me in my West Ham pants, I'll kill him.

1:36:23 > 1:36:25Yeah. Wayne...

1:36:27 > 1:36:30What? You kicked your car?

1:36:30 > 1:36:32Did you proper dent it?

1:36:32 > 1:36:34Because I want you to come...

1:36:34 > 1:36:36Oi, oi! What's this? Speak to you later.

1:36:36 > 1:36:38Room for a little 'un?

1:36:38 > 1:36:39You planning your escape, Nance?

1:36:39 > 1:36:41Cos I've heard your Wayne is well fit.

1:36:41 > 1:36:43You know your wedding has gone viral?

1:36:43 > 1:36:46You stopped shouting yet? You perforated my eardrum in that car.

1:36:46 > 1:36:48You got another one, ain't you?

1:36:48 > 1:36:50I am leaving, yeah.

1:36:50 > 1:36:52Aw! I don't blame her.

1:36:52 > 1:36:54Her mother gets on my nerves an' all.

1:36:54 > 1:36:55It's not Mum, I just...

1:36:55 > 1:36:58Aw! True love! That is well romantic.

1:36:58 > 1:37:00Yeah, whatever. See you later. Bye.

1:37:00 > 1:37:02Listen, you go where your heart tells you, yeah?

1:37:02 > 1:37:04And don't you worry about your dad.

1:37:04 > 1:37:06He'll be all right. I'll take care of him.

1:37:14 > 1:37:15Hello.

1:37:17 > 1:37:19What? It's Nancy.

1:37:19 > 1:37:20Who else would it be?

1:38:14 > 1:38:18I've been coming in here more years than I can count.

1:38:18 > 1:38:19I've said to Mick - we're doing the place up -

1:38:19 > 1:38:22we need to make a smokers' corner outside,

1:38:22 > 1:38:24get some of them big heaters. And have you done it?

1:38:24 > 1:38:26Not yet.

1:38:33 > 1:38:34Sorry.

1:38:34 > 1:38:37Forgive us our trespasses and all that, Mrs Branning.

1:38:37 > 1:38:39That's about when you've hacked someone off.

1:38:39 > 1:38:41You know. In the Bible?

1:38:41 > 1:38:42Is it?

1:38:50 > 1:38:55A man of my willpower needs to be tested.

1:38:55 > 1:38:56What?

1:38:56 > 1:38:58Yeah, it is the what, exactly.

1:38:58 > 1:39:00A new year's resolution has to be a challenge, Mas,

1:39:00 > 1:39:04but how can you suss out what to change

1:39:04 > 1:39:06when you're this close to perfection?

1:39:06 > 1:39:08HE TIPS OVER BOWL

1:39:20 > 1:39:21Amy...

1:39:23 > 1:39:26..why don't you go and wash your hands for me

1:39:26 > 1:39:27in the bathroom, OK? Go on.

1:39:45 > 1:39:46Mummy!

1:39:49 > 1:39:50Amy!

1:39:51 > 1:39:52Oh, Amy, I'm so sorry.

1:39:52 > 1:39:55Did Mummy fall asleep?

1:39:55 > 1:39:57Did I fall asleep? Oh, come here.

1:39:59 > 1:40:01You're freezing.

1:40:01 > 1:40:03Shall we put the heating on? Yeah?

1:40:16 > 1:40:18Nancy!

1:40:18 > 1:40:20Tina said you were leaving.

1:40:20 > 1:40:23Is this seriously all they've got? This place is a joke.

1:40:23 > 1:40:25You don't have to leave, do you?

1:40:25 > 1:40:27Well, I am.

1:40:27 > 1:40:29Look, Dad'll get used to it.

1:40:29 > 1:40:31And Mum...

1:40:31 > 1:40:34obviously, she'll kick off, but I think she'll be glad. I won't.

1:40:34 > 1:40:36I'm too much, Johnny.

1:40:36 > 1:40:38I just ruin everything.

1:40:38 > 1:40:40You're such a drama queen, ain't ya?

1:40:40 > 1:40:41Shut up!

1:40:41 > 1:40:43Don't have to be all or nothing, does it?

1:40:43 > 1:40:45What do you mean?

1:40:45 > 1:40:47Just don't be so upfront about it.

1:40:47 > 1:40:50Right look, Wayne rocks up,

1:40:50 > 1:40:52just stay for a bit,

1:40:52 > 1:40:54keep it private. You tell Mum and Dad

1:40:54 > 1:40:57every little detail about your life, they're bound to have an opinion.

1:40:57 > 1:40:58Oh, what, like you?

1:41:00 > 1:41:01I'm sorry.

1:41:03 > 1:41:05Yours was the first room Mum unpacked.

1:41:05 > 1:41:09Caught her up there Boxing Day night, making your bed.

1:41:09 > 1:41:11There was cases everywhere,

1:41:11 > 1:41:12Shirley was kicking off

1:41:12 > 1:41:15cos she had to share with Tina, and Mum said...

1:41:15 > 1:41:18she said, in her head, you'd always be her little girl...

1:41:19 > 1:41:21Whatever.

1:41:21 > 1:41:24As long as she had breath left in her body,

1:41:24 > 1:41:26you'd always have a home.

1:41:31 > 1:41:34Pray...

1:41:34 > 1:41:38be a good Muslim, find a good woman,

1:41:38 > 1:41:42learn to cook, learn to budget,

1:41:42 > 1:41:44learn to get out of bed,

1:41:44 > 1:41:47learn French, wash up...

1:41:47 > 1:41:48Yeah.

1:41:48 > 1:41:51Yeah, French could be a challenge.

1:41:53 > 1:41:55Alfie, I can't just decide these things, OK?

1:41:55 > 1:41:57I've got to consider, like, protocol and paperwork,

1:41:57 > 1:41:59and the fact I've still got my slippers on.

1:41:59 > 1:42:02Yes, well, the sooner we get this done, the sooner you can get home

1:42:02 > 1:42:05and put on your matching onesie. Write this down. Name.

1:42:05 > 1:42:07Alfie Moon. Lovely. Age.

1:42:07 > 1:42:10I dunno. 55?

1:42:10 > 1:42:11Shut up! What you talking about?

1:42:11 > 1:42:12Look at me! What?!

1:42:12 > 1:42:15I dunno. 40? 35?

1:42:15 > 1:42:1612? I don't know!

1:42:16 > 1:42:18I do the questions, you do the answers.

1:42:18 > 1:42:2035. Let's stick to 35. That's good. 35.

1:42:20 > 1:42:22OK, how did I know about the empty pitch?

1:42:22 > 1:42:25I don't know. Because I'd seen that there was an empty pitch.

1:42:25 > 1:42:28Tam, you need to work with me here, OK, darling, all right?

1:42:28 > 1:42:30If there's a pitch going, I'm interested.

1:42:30 > 1:42:33You would be brilliant, sweetheart.

1:42:33 > 1:42:36Yeah, I can just see you out there, you would be great.

1:42:36 > 1:42:38Trust me, she cannot time-keep, she cannot add up,

1:42:38 > 1:42:40she can't even remember if she's pregnant or not.

1:42:40 > 1:42:42She's a bit... HE WHISTLES

1:42:42 > 1:42:43I am impartial, Alfie. A council employee.

1:42:43 > 1:42:45I can't be swayed by outside opinion.

1:42:45 > 1:42:47I totally get it. Don't worry, I get it.

1:42:47 > 1:42:48But, listen, you would be brilliant.

1:42:48 > 1:42:51I can see you out there with Bianca, and my missus,

1:42:51 > 1:42:53all having a right laugh, wouldn't you, eh?

1:42:53 > 1:42:56Witches of Walford. They would eat you alive, OK?

1:42:56 > 1:43:01Oh! Oh, you mean this pitch, on Bridge Street?

1:43:01 > 1:43:04Know what I'm saying? HE WHISTLES

1:43:04 > 1:43:05Yeah. Yeah. Oh.

1:43:05 > 1:43:08OK. But this one,

1:43:08 > 1:43:10in this particular circumstance,

1:43:10 > 1:43:12it's about order of application,

1:43:12 > 1:43:14and Alfie got there first.

1:43:14 > 1:43:15Lovely, thank you.

1:43:15 > 1:43:18But if you do actually have a genuine interest,

1:43:18 > 1:43:20I can put your name on a waiting list. Lovely.

1:43:20 > 1:43:22Just let me know in writing what you're going to be selling.

1:43:22 > 1:43:25Yeah, not a problem. Thank you. Did he get the pitch?

1:43:25 > 1:43:27Yes, I got the pitch, darling!

1:43:28 > 1:43:30Oh, well, I've got loads of other options. Yep.

1:43:38 > 1:43:41Ooh! What are you doing down here?

1:43:41 > 1:43:42Looking for you.

1:43:43 > 1:43:46Look, Nance, you know you... Merry Christmas, Mum.

1:43:48 > 1:43:51SHE LAUGHS

1:44:00 > 1:44:02Well...

1:44:02 > 1:44:03Christmas was days ago.

1:44:03 > 1:44:06If you hadn't been planning your secret wedding to that idiot,

1:44:06 > 1:44:08you could have wrapped it... Oh, my God!

1:44:12 > 1:44:15POLICE SIREN BLARES

1:44:38 > 1:44:42Stop treating women like they're just there for your entertainment.

1:44:42 > 1:44:46Find a way of getting on with your ex-wife.

1:44:46 > 1:44:50Contact Mum and Dad more than once a year or when you want money.

1:44:50 > 1:44:54Stop using those online sites and charging them to my card.

1:44:54 > 1:44:57Go on hajj, AJ, find out what you actually want from life.

1:45:01 > 1:45:03New job.

1:45:04 > 1:45:08That's it. I want a new job and a company car.

1:45:08 > 1:45:10Aww!

1:45:12 > 1:45:15PHONE RINGS

1:45:19 > 1:45:20She didn't love him.

1:45:20 > 1:45:23She knows she never loved him.

1:45:23 > 1:45:26Just leave her. You know how Nancy likes a good sulk.

1:45:26 > 1:45:29By this time tomorrow, she'll have forgot all about vain Wayne

1:45:29 > 1:45:32and she'll have found herself a nice kid who earns a right few quid

1:45:32 > 1:45:34and wants to just take us on holiday.

1:45:38 > 1:45:40Get in there.

1:45:40 > 1:45:42Ooh!

1:47:16 > 1:47:19CAR GLASS SMASHES

1:48:30 > 1:48:33Cheers, Fat Elvis. Take care, mate. I'll talk to you soon. Bye.

1:48:33 > 1:48:35How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

1:48:35 > 1:48:38Oh, will you give it a rest? Come on, what you got?

1:48:38 > 1:48:39You can mind your business, girl.

1:48:39 > 1:48:42I bet it's dog food. It's either dog food or pilchards.

1:48:42 > 1:48:44Kat, whatever it is, sweetheart, I'm going to be selling it.

1:48:44 > 1:48:47And I'll make sure you get your cash back, all right?

1:48:47 > 1:48:48This is going to be like -

1:48:48 > 1:48:50I dunno - ice cream to the Eskimos. Yeah, well, one of us wants to.

1:48:50 > 1:48:53I said to Bianca, "Was you off your nut when you ordered this lot,

1:48:53 > 1:48:56"or did you just have your eyes shut?"

1:48:56 > 1:48:58She has SERIOUSLY messed up here.

1:48:58 > 1:49:01What idiot is going to give money for that tat?

1:49:08 > 1:49:10Right, come on.

1:49:10 > 1:49:12What we haven't packed,

1:49:12 > 1:49:14we can always buy when we get out there, can't we?

1:49:15 > 1:49:17Ron.

1:49:20 > 1:49:23You know I lied to you about Carl this morning, don't you?

1:49:28 > 1:49:30Roxy.

1:49:30 > 1:49:32Yeah.

1:49:36 > 1:49:37Nothing, I'm just...

1:49:39 > 1:49:41I'm just, I'm really pleased that you're coming with me.

1:49:41 > 1:49:44I haven't seen him since last night. We fell out

1:49:44 > 1:49:47and I think he's gone to Paris without me.

1:49:48 > 1:49:50Another one bites the dust, eh?

1:49:57 > 1:50:01Ron, look, I wasn't trying to hack you off or anything.

1:50:01 > 1:50:02I just don't see what's wrong

1:50:02 > 1:50:04with having a little bit of fun and...

1:50:06 > 1:50:08I really wanted Alfie to love me.

1:50:08 > 1:50:11Listen to me.

1:50:11 > 1:50:14You've already got someone who loves you.

1:50:14 > 1:50:17She is sitting in the back of that car and she is gorgeous

1:50:17 > 1:50:20and little and she is worth giving up your life for.

1:50:23 > 1:50:26I know. I know, you're right.

1:50:26 > 1:50:28So, shut your fat face, then.

1:50:28 > 1:50:30I'm not going to pay for us to sit by a private pool

1:50:30 > 1:50:33in Cala Llonga while you start whinging.

1:50:33 > 1:50:35ROXY LAUGHS

1:50:37 > 1:50:39You've got it on. That's Dad's ring.

1:50:39 > 1:50:42I thought you were going to bin it. When did you put this on?

1:50:42 > 1:50:44Just now.

1:50:44 > 1:50:45It's just a ring.

1:50:46 > 1:50:47I think it suits me.

1:50:49 > 1:50:50Send us a postcard.

1:50:50 > 1:50:52Phil, I'll see you later.

1:50:55 > 1:50:57Airport, please. E-mails are quicker, you know.

1:50:59 > 1:51:01Depends when you're back, don't it?

1:51:07 > 1:51:09I think you're going to have to put your foot down.

1:51:22 > 1:51:24PHONE RINGS

1:51:37 > 1:51:39KIRSTY: 'Carl? Are you there?'

1:51:39 > 1:51:41HE HANGS UP

1:51:50 > 1:51:51All that big talk and he ain't even showed up.

1:51:51 > 1:51:54Do you know what he's selling? I need to add it to his paperwork.

1:51:54 > 1:51:57I've got no idea. He went to one of them blind stock auctions.

1:51:57 > 1:52:01Probably ended up with a right load of rubbish.

1:52:01 > 1:52:03Now, I know you hate traipsing round the shops,

1:52:03 > 1:52:05but I really need a new pair of boots...

1:52:05 > 1:52:08PHONE RINGS ..and Denny could do with some trainers. Who's that?

1:52:08 > 1:52:10Ronnie.

1:52:10 > 1:52:13What does she want? She wants me to, er, check on something.

1:52:16 > 1:52:19Try shifting them Braeburns today. Mark 'em down if you have to.

1:52:21 > 1:52:23And you've got a load of carrots under here.

1:52:23 > 1:52:25Peter, are you listening to me?

1:52:25 > 1:52:26Er, yeah, yeah, Braeburns.

1:52:26 > 1:52:29Hey, everybody! Alfie Moon in da market!

1:52:29 > 1:52:31It's a new year and it's a new beginning! Hello, sweetheart,

1:52:31 > 1:52:34how does your old man let someone sexy like you out of the house?

1:52:34 > 1:52:36Come on, what're you flogging? HE LAUGHS

1:52:38 > 1:52:40What you flogging?

1:52:40 > 1:52:41Listen, Kat, promise me,

1:52:41 > 1:52:44don't get angry, cos I didn't know what I was buying, so just...

1:52:46 > 1:52:47Careful!

1:52:47 > 1:52:49Dresses? Yeah.

1:52:49 > 1:52:51The same naff dresses that I am selling.

1:52:53 > 1:52:55HE MOUTHS

1:52:58 > 1:53:00Clever(!)

1:53:04 > 1:53:07Nah... No, I wouldn't get a tattoo

1:53:07 > 1:53:09of your face on my face for 500 quid.

1:53:09 > 1:53:11Would you for a grand? No! Would you?

1:53:11 > 1:53:15My question. You've got to think of your own.

1:53:15 > 1:53:17Would you have sex with a serial killer for ten grand?

1:53:17 > 1:53:21Oh, that would be a bit of a turn off, wouldn't it?

1:53:21 > 1:53:23I've missed having you about, Auntie Tina.

1:53:23 > 1:53:25Tina.

1:53:25 > 1:53:27Have you missed having me about as well?

1:53:27 > 1:53:28Yeah, yeah, 'course.

1:53:28 > 1:53:30Liar.

1:53:31 > 1:53:33All right, Phil?

1:53:33 > 1:53:37Yeah. A little bird's just told me that Carl's moved on.

1:53:37 > 1:53:39What, for good?

1:53:39 > 1:53:41PHIL SNORTS Yeah.

1:53:41 > 1:53:43Good start to the new year. Yeah.

1:53:43 > 1:53:44I don't have to pick up Denny till later,

1:53:44 > 1:53:46so we've got the whole day to ourselves.

1:53:46 > 1:53:48SHIRLEY GUFFAWS

1:53:48 > 1:53:52Sorry, Shirley, is your inner demon possessing you again?

1:53:52 > 1:53:53I'm just jealous.

1:53:53 > 1:53:57You just forget I'm here, you two go ahead and plan your romantic day.

1:53:57 > 1:54:00Bet you're looking forward to that, aren't you, Phil? Ignore her.

1:54:00 > 1:54:03Actually, there's been a change of plan. Something I need to do.

1:54:03 > 1:54:04SHIRLEY LAUGHS Again?

1:54:04 > 1:54:07But you said we had the day, so...

1:54:07 > 1:54:08We can go another day, all right?

1:54:08 > 1:54:11Take yourself off to the sales or something, eh?

1:54:11 > 1:54:14So, what is it all about, then? Just a bit of business, Sharon.

1:54:14 > 1:54:16I don't want an "ask no questions" relationship, Phil.

1:54:16 > 1:54:18I'll only be a couple of hours.

1:54:18 > 1:54:19Here you are. Go on, my treat.

1:54:26 > 1:54:29I can't get anything else. I spent all that capital on this, didn't I?

1:54:29 > 1:54:30It's hard enough shifting stock as it is,

1:54:30 > 1:54:32without you selling the same stuff.

1:54:32 > 1:54:34Kat, I was going to tell you last night

1:54:34 > 1:54:35I wanted to make a success of this

1:54:35 > 1:54:38so you didn't have to work so hard. Know what I'm saying?

1:54:38 > 1:54:39This is typical, ain't it?

1:54:39 > 1:54:41OF COURSE you've got the same stock as me.

1:54:41 > 1:54:44Why would I think you having a stall would run smoothly?

1:54:44 > 1:54:46Don't be like that. This is fate bringing us together,

1:54:46 > 1:54:49forming a partnership, giving us a nudge in the right direction.

1:54:49 > 1:54:51Hear me out. Think Marks and Spencer.

1:54:51 > 1:54:53Marks on one side, Spencer on the other...

1:54:53 > 1:54:56Oh, look, we're selling the same stuff, why don't we get together?

1:54:56 > 1:54:58Is this the stuff you're planning on selling?

1:54:58 > 1:55:00Yeah. No.

1:55:00 > 1:55:02Tam, Tam, hold on mate - this is quality gear, all right?

1:55:02 > 1:55:05Yeah. Apart from it's exactly the same as Kat's stock,

1:55:05 > 1:55:07and I can't have two stalls selling identical stock.

1:55:07 > 1:55:10He bought it without knowing. OK, well, it's against regulations.

1:55:10 > 1:55:12Come on, Tam, regulations and rules,

1:55:12 > 1:55:14rules are made to be broken, blah, blah, blah.

1:55:14 > 1:55:16Not on my market. So you're going to have to close it down.

1:55:16 > 1:55:21Come on, Tam. Just turn a blind eye? Just for today, yeah?

1:55:21 > 1:55:24He can't afford to buy more stock. I don't mind.

1:55:24 > 1:55:26It's healthy competition. I don't...

1:55:26 > 1:55:27Tam, if I don't shift this

1:55:27 > 1:55:29I'm going to have nothing, all right?

1:55:29 > 1:55:31Please, come on. Eh?

1:55:34 > 1:55:36All right, just for today.

1:55:36 > 1:55:37Hey! You da man! Come on, give me a high-five!

1:55:37 > 1:55:40Don't leave me hanging! It's either that or a Moon hug.

1:55:40 > 1:55:42Come on. Up to you.

1:55:42 > 1:55:43There you go!

1:55:43 > 1:55:46Right, come on! Come on, you know it makes sense.

1:55:46 > 1:55:50Come on, girls! Come and get your beautiful dresses here.

1:55:50 > 1:55:53'Ere, Dad, would you have sex with a serial killer for ten grand?

1:55:53 > 1:55:56Sausage! You been looking at your mother's passport photo again?

1:55:56 > 1:55:59I told you you looked a little bit like Fred West.

1:55:59 > 1:56:00He's been hanging out with Tina.

1:56:00 > 1:56:03Still, I suppose she's the lesser of two evils.

1:56:03 > 1:56:05Well, would you?

1:56:05 > 1:56:07No, because that would mean cheating on your mother,

1:56:07 > 1:56:09and I could never do that. Mwah!

1:56:10 > 1:56:11Morning.

1:56:11 > 1:56:13Is there any tea?

1:56:13 > 1:56:16I reckon you can squeeze another one out, baby.

1:56:16 > 1:56:19You seem very chipper today.

1:56:19 > 1:56:22Yeah, well, I did think about getting in your face but then I thought...

1:56:22 > 1:56:24Thought you'd try something new for a change?

1:56:24 > 1:56:26Ha-ha - very funny(!)

1:56:26 > 1:56:30No, I thought there'd be no point, cos you wouldn't take any notice.

1:56:30 > 1:56:31And I don't want to push you too far

1:56:31 > 1:56:33cos then you might write me out of your will.

1:56:33 > 1:56:36And you know how much I'm looking forward to spending all your money.

1:56:36 > 1:56:38Yeah, you'll be lucky, Nance.

1:56:38 > 1:56:40I spent my last bean buying this place.

1:56:46 > 1:56:48She knows when she's crossed the line.

1:56:48 > 1:56:49I don't want more dramas today.

1:56:51 > 1:56:53You liking that, eh? It's a bargain.

1:56:53 > 1:56:54Let me tell you something, sweetheart,

1:56:54 > 1:56:57this dress is exactly the same worn by Kate Middleton

1:56:57 > 1:56:59when she came out of hospital with baby George.

1:56:59 > 1:57:02It was in the papers, all the pictures.

1:57:02 > 1:57:04So what's the difference between this one

1:57:04 > 1:57:05and the one Kat's selling, then?

1:57:05 > 1:57:10Oh. No difference, actually, it's all about EU regulations.

1:57:10 > 1:57:12See, this lot were made one side of the Great Wall of China,

1:57:12 > 1:57:15that lot on the other. That's why they've got to be on different stalls.

1:57:15 > 1:57:18You were born to do this! You were born to wear one of these.

1:57:18 > 1:57:19Seriously, you walk into any party,

1:57:19 > 1:57:22you'll have blokes falling all over you.

1:57:22 > 1:57:24"Oh, look at the dress! Look at the dress!"

1:57:24 > 1:57:26Got no money. And if I had, I'd buy off Kat, anyway.

1:57:26 > 1:57:29Why? I'm not being funny, but I'd rather buy off someone

1:57:29 > 1:57:31who knows what it's like to wear a dress.

1:57:31 > 1:57:34Oh, is that right? Yeah. Is that right? Yeah.

1:57:34 > 1:57:36Well, let me tell you something, you're thinking,

1:57:36 > 1:57:38"A man in a dress, that ain't going to work,"

1:57:38 > 1:57:40but I'm Alfie Moon and I will look good in a dress.

1:57:40 > 1:57:42Any man will look good in this dress. Look at that,

1:57:42 > 1:57:45I'm not even breathing in. See, it shapes me, it shapes me.

1:57:45 > 1:57:47Look, look, look! Look how shapely I look now.

1:57:47 > 1:57:50Beautiful, see? Just holds everything in.

1:57:50 > 1:57:52Yeah. OK. Anyway...

1:57:52 > 1:57:54Seriously, I look...

1:57:54 > 1:57:57Oi! You can't flog 'em for 25 when we've got 'em up for 30.

1:57:57 > 1:57:59Healthy competition, you said.

1:57:59 > 1:58:00I didn't mean undercut my prices!

1:58:00 > 1:58:03Legitimate salesmanship, Kat. You wouldn't know legitimate

1:58:03 > 1:58:05if it knocked you over on a zebra crossing!

1:58:05 > 1:58:07Get 'em marked up. You're going to put me out of business.

1:58:07 > 1:58:09All's fair in love and market stalls, my darling.

1:58:09 > 1:58:12Oh, is that right? That's right. Two can play at that game.

1:58:12 > 1:58:13Bet you want me now, eh, girl?

1:58:13 > 1:58:15You wait until I put the high heels on!

1:58:19 > 1:58:20You skiving?

1:58:20 > 1:58:22No, I'm, er, changing the barrels.

1:58:24 > 1:58:26"Heroes Fight Injustice?"

1:58:26 > 1:58:30They want to get down here. Not a lot of justice going on.

1:58:32 > 1:58:33You miss Wayne?

1:58:33 > 1:58:35What do you think?

1:58:35 > 1:58:37I'm supposed to have a ring on my finger.

1:58:37 > 1:58:39We was going to go Tenerife for our honeymoon.

1:58:39 > 1:58:42I could've been on a jet ski somewhere by now.

1:58:42 > 1:58:44I'm surprised you're still here. Thought you might've run off.

1:58:44 > 1:58:47What's the point? They'd only come and march me back.

1:58:47 > 1:58:49I'm glad you're here. Whatever.

1:58:51 > 1:58:52Don't leave that lying around.

1:58:52 > 1:58:55Mum might get ideas and put that Wonder Woman costume on again.

1:58:55 > 1:58:57Ugh! Ugh!

1:59:00 > 1:59:01Change the barrel, then. Yep.

1:59:07 > 1:59:10Do you think they'll ever stop trying to control our lives?

1:59:10 > 1:59:14They don't.

1:59:14 > 1:59:16You've just spent the last two years lying to them!

1:59:16 > 1:59:19Why would you do that if they weren't trying to control you?

1:59:20 > 1:59:22It's not lying.

1:59:25 > 1:59:26I don't know how you do it, man.

1:59:26 > 1:59:29I get on with Mum and Dad, I like living with them.

1:59:29 > 1:59:30I like my life.

1:59:30 > 1:59:32You're still lying.

1:59:32 > 1:59:35What, cos I'm not all rebellious?

1:59:35 > 1:59:36You know what, you're just the same.

1:59:36 > 1:59:38I am DEFINITELY not.

1:59:38 > 1:59:41If you really wanted to be with Wayne, you wouldn't be here.

1:59:41 > 1:59:42You're not fooling anyone, Nance.

1:59:50 > 1:59:53You don't have a problem with me liking women, do you?

1:59:53 > 1:59:55No. Why should I?

1:59:55 > 1:59:58I don't know. You never talk about it.

1:59:58 > 2:00:00Well, when do we ever talk about my sex life?

2:00:00 > 2:00:02Ugh!

2:00:07 > 2:00:11You know, we should go into town and split up a couple.

2:00:11 > 2:00:13THEY LAUGH

2:00:13 > 2:00:16Yeah, but I don't reckon I'd be attracted to the sort of birds

2:00:16 > 2:00:18who'd go out with the sort of blokes you'd fancy.

2:00:20 > 2:00:21What?

2:00:21 > 2:00:24Yeah, you know, like you and Kevin, and you and Phil...

2:00:25 > 2:00:27They go for...women like you.

2:00:29 > 2:00:31Honestly, Shirl, you ain't my type.

2:00:35 > 2:00:39Would you rather kiss me or Mickey's Linda?

2:00:39 > 2:00:44Ugh, Shirl! That's disgusting!

2:00:44 > 2:00:46So what, we're just back to sneaking around again, eh?

2:00:46 > 2:00:48Back to square one.

2:00:48 > 2:00:51You have no idea how much I want to kiss you.

2:00:51 > 2:00:52Not as much as I want to kiss you.

2:00:54 > 2:00:57You know what the best thing is about my dad owning the restaurant?

2:00:57 > 2:01:00I've always got an empty house at lunchtime.

2:01:00 > 2:01:04Oh. Well, my lunch might be from 12 till 1, maybe?

2:01:04 > 2:01:0612 till 1, sounds good.

2:01:06 > 2:01:09See you later, maybe? See you later.

2:01:09 > 2:01:11So have you spoken to Peter about Cindy?

2:01:11 > 2:01:12I haven't had time.

2:01:12 > 2:01:15Well, make time. He's still angry and she's going to be back soon.

2:01:15 > 2:01:18He'll have forgotten all about it by then. Oh, really?!

2:01:18 > 2:01:20Sticking your head in the sand, that works for you, does it?

2:01:20 > 2:01:23I've got a lot on my plate. You're not the only one.

2:01:23 > 2:01:25I've got a lot on here and I've got to rush back to the B

2:01:25 > 2:01:27All right, yeah? All right.

2:01:27 > 2:01:29Listen, you heard about Carl?

2:01:30 > 2:01:32What about him? That's it. He's gone.

2:01:32 > 2:01:35Where? I dunno. But according to Phil, that's it,

2:01:35 > 2:01:37we ain't going to see him again. Really?

2:01:37 > 2:01:40I doubt that very much. Enjoy the coffee.

2:01:40 > 2:01:42Don't exactly look on the bright side of life, does he?

2:01:42 > 2:01:43Pack of the usual, please.

2:01:46 > 2:01:47You going to join me, or...?

2:01:47 > 2:01:49All right, keep your beard on.

2:01:49 > 2:01:52PHONE RINGS

2:01:52 > 2:01:53Hello?

2:01:53 > 2:01:56Oh, hello, Grandma Elaine!

2:01:58 > 2:02:00Yeah.

2:02:00 > 2:02:02Johnny?

2:02:02 > 2:02:03Be a love.

2:02:09 > 2:02:10I like this one. Hmm!

2:02:13 > 2:02:16Nancy said anything to you about Wayne? No.

2:02:16 > 2:02:18If you knew she was planning something...

2:02:18 > 2:02:20I'd tell you.

2:02:20 > 2:02:22She talks to you, she tells you stuff.

2:02:24 > 2:02:25I don't think she loved him.

2:02:25 > 2:02:27She was marrying him.

2:02:27 > 2:02:29And she slept the night here.

2:02:29 > 2:02:31Last time I looked, there weren't bars at the window.

2:02:31 > 2:02:34Maybe she didn't want to upset you and Dad.

2:02:34 > 2:02:35Yeah, maybe.

2:02:37 > 2:02:41Thank goodness I've got one uncomplicated child.

2:02:41 > 2:02:43Ohh!

2:02:43 > 2:02:47SHE LAUGHS Come on, sausage!

2:02:47 > 2:02:49It's...show time!

2:02:49 > 2:02:51La-la!

2:02:53 > 2:02:55You just going to bleedin' stand there?

2:02:55 > 2:02:57Just do your business, will you?

2:03:03 > 2:03:05Is that what you stood up Sharon for, then?

2:03:05 > 2:03:07What? Helping Carl move?

2:03:07 > 2:03:08What's it got to do with you?

2:03:08 > 2:03:11Oh, you know me, Phil. I can't take my eyes away from you(!)

2:03:13 > 2:03:15Do you want something?

2:03:15 > 2:03:18Well, have either of you seen Carl? Carl?

2:03:19 > 2:03:21No.

2:03:28 > 2:03:29But I'm betting you have.

2:03:29 > 2:03:31He's gone.

2:03:31 > 2:03:34Disappeared with 20 grand of my cash. You going after him?

2:03:34 > 2:03:36No. No need to. Ronnie's already dealt with him.

2:03:36 > 2:03:38Ronnie?

2:03:38 > 2:03:39Well, someone needed to.

2:03:42 > 2:03:43Shall I give you a hand?

2:03:48 > 2:03:50Ooh! LINDA GIGGLES

2:03:50 > 2:03:53Sorry, didn't I say two beers? He's younger than me!

2:03:53 > 2:03:56Yeah, and he's got ID. I'm not arguing about it, it's the law.

2:03:56 > 2:03:58I'm 21, darling. You look 15.

2:03:58 > 2:04:01Ooh, that's a bit harsh... No, I don't look 15!

2:04:01 > 2:04:03You look under 25. I've gotta ask and you've gotta prove it.

2:04:03 > 2:04:06I ain't got nothing on me. That is not my problem.

2:04:06 > 2:04:07If you haven't got ID, I can't serve you.

2:04:07 > 2:04:09Jay, talk to her, tell her how old I am.

2:04:09 > 2:04:11Yeah, he's 15.

2:04:11 > 2:04:14If you want a pint, then you show me some ID.

2:04:14 > 2:04:16Until then, you can have a soft drink.

2:04:16 > 2:04:18Right there, that's what's wrong with this country.

2:04:18 > 2:04:20Getting treated like a criminal cos I want a drink.

2:04:20 > 2:04:22Ice and lemon with your JUICE?

2:04:24 > 2:04:27Hello, ladies, look at this, top fashion, bottom prices.

2:04:27 > 2:04:29Just 20 quid a throw.

2:04:29 > 2:04:31You can't get 'em cheaper anywhere else in London!

2:04:31 > 2:04:34Girls, girls, girls! Come and see the latest fashion.

2:04:34 > 2:04:36All the rage in Shoreditch, these are.

2:04:36 > 2:04:39Oh, these are so lovely.

2:04:39 > 2:04:40I have to have one. How much are they?

2:04:40 > 2:04:43Sir, for you they are ?25.

2:04:43 > 2:04:46?25? Oh, that is SO reasonable! I'll take two.

2:04:46 > 2:04:49My girlfriend's going to be so pleased with me.

2:04:49 > 2:04:51Don't listen to him. He ain't even got a girlfriend!

2:04:51 > 2:04:55Come on, ladies, look, 20 quid! They're just 20 quid!

2:04:55 > 2:04:57Here, two for the fashion forward gent.

2:04:57 > 2:04:59Fashion forward? Billy Mitchell?

2:04:59 > 2:05:01Do me a favour! Look at what he's wearing!

2:05:01 > 2:05:04Come on, ladies, over here for some real bargains.

2:05:06 > 2:05:07Kat!

2:05:07 > 2:05:08What are you doing?

2:05:08 > 2:05:10I'm supposed to shift this lot by the end of the day.

2:05:10 > 2:05:13What do you want me to do, stand about and watch you clear up?

2:05:13 > 2:05:15Bad enough that I've had to mark these down to 20.

2:05:15 > 2:05:18Not exactly making any money on 'em, am I? So what do you want me to do, eh?

2:05:18 > 2:05:21I don't know, Alfie. but we've got another mouth to feed soon,

2:05:21 > 2:05:24and if we carry on like this, we'll be eating the dresses.

2:05:26 > 2:05:28I'm not doing that no more.

2:05:28 > 2:05:29I ain't no dog walker.

2:05:29 > 2:05:32You ain't no barmaid either, but it don't stop you taking wages.

2:05:32 > 2:05:35What are you talking about? I give them what they want.

2:05:35 > 2:05:37You clump around like a hung-over bricklayer.

2:05:37 > 2:05:39You're supposed to be welcoming,

2:05:39 > 2:05:42make small talk, take their mind off their troubles.

2:05:42 > 2:05:45What do I care about their troubles? I've got enough of me own.

2:05:45 > 2:05:47People are asking for food again.

2:05:47 > 2:05:49Well, explain we've not got the kitchen up and running yet.

2:05:49 > 2:05:52I have, but they ain't happy. You expect food in a pub.

2:05:52 > 2:05:55You expect barmaids that make an effort with their appearances an' all.

2:05:55 > 2:05:56Used to have good food in this pub.

2:05:56 > 2:05:58My mate Jean used to run the kitchen.

2:05:58 > 2:06:00People used to come from all over for her food.

2:06:00 > 2:06:01Thank you, Shirley, that's really useful.

2:06:01 > 2:06:04Well, a pub with no food?!

2:06:10 > 2:06:12This is my sister, Nancy.

2:06:12 > 2:06:13Hi. You all right?

2:06:13 > 2:06:15Nice to meet you.

2:06:15 > 2:06:17Johnny was just telling me all about your wedding.

2:06:17 > 2:06:19Oh, the one I was kidnapped from?

2:06:19 > 2:06:23Did he tell you about the SS coming in and dragging me off?

2:06:23 > 2:06:25Mum and Dad think you're up to something.

2:06:25 > 2:06:27Like what? I dunno. Are you?

2:06:27 > 2:06:30Might be. Oh, look, customer. Your turn.

2:06:33 > 2:06:36He proper hates it when me and my mum and dad kick off.

2:06:36 > 2:06:38I keep telling him he should get a job at the UN.

2:06:38 > 2:06:41Yeah, he's sensitive, isn't he? What? Like that, is it?

2:06:41 > 2:06:43Well, he ain't got a girlfriend, has he?

2:06:43 > 2:06:44Not unless you count my mum.

2:06:46 > 2:06:49There's another one who's going to fall for you

2:06:49 > 2:06:52and then wonder what's wrong with her when you don't ask her out.

2:06:52 > 2:06:53I like Whitney.

2:06:53 > 2:06:56I know you do. I've seen you dancing to all her hits in your bedroom

2:06:56 > 2:06:59when you think no-one's looking. Ha-ha(!)

2:07:10 > 2:07:12Who's putting a smile on her face?

2:07:12 > 2:07:13Give her the benefit of the doubt.

2:07:39 > 2:07:41Another complaint about having no food.

2:07:41 > 2:07:43Tell them service will be back to normal soon.

2:07:43 > 2:07:46I can tell them, but I don't know if they'll be coming back.

2:07:48 > 2:07:50DOOR CLOSES

2:07:58 > 2:08:00Er...

2:08:00 > 2:08:01Oh...just moving it, darling.

2:08:01 > 2:08:04Leave it there and it might get spilt on.

2:08:04 > 2:08:06Are you for real? You are unbelievable!

2:08:06 > 2:08:08Er, we got a problem here? She was checking my phone!

2:08:08 > 2:08:10Bit low, innit, Linda? I was just moving it.

2:08:10 > 2:08:14Do you know what, check all my texts, check who I've been calling.

2:08:14 > 2:08:17Then maybe you could get me, like, a tag for my ankle

2:08:17 > 2:08:20so an alarm goes off if I try and leave the pub!

2:08:24 > 2:08:27Telling you now, she's trouble. No, she's not, bruv.

2:08:27 > 2:08:28She just talks too much.

2:08:31 > 2:08:34Denise, you don't need to remind me, OK? I'm on top of it.

2:08:34 > 2:08:37Erm, remind me of the conversation we had at Christmas, will ya?

2:08:37 > 2:08:41Which one? The one about you keeping your son away from Lola.

2:08:41 > 2:08:44What about it? Oh, so, you remember? And you remember what I said?

2:08:44 > 2:08:46Cos I've just seen them going into your place,

2:08:46 > 2:08:47eating each other's faces.

2:08:47 > 2:08:49I swear, I didn't know anything about it. I swear to you!

2:08:49 > 2:08:52I'll give you the benefit of the doubt cos I'm in a good mood,

2:08:52 > 2:08:55but they'd better not be anywhere near each other by tomorrow,

2:08:55 > 2:08:57cos my good mood won't last. Do you understand me?

2:08:57 > 2:08:58I'll make sure.

2:08:58 > 2:08:59Phil!

2:09:03 > 2:09:06Did you leave anything in the shops?

2:09:06 > 2:09:08I got some right old bargains, and not just for me.

2:09:08 > 2:09:10Got you a little pressie an' all.

2:09:10 > 2:09:12Why don't we go home and you can give it me?

2:09:12 > 2:09:14Oh, why don't we?

2:09:14 > 2:09:16Eh? THEY GIGGLE

2:09:16 > 2:09:18Ain't you got lovely skin?

2:09:18 > 2:09:20Oh, thank you.

2:09:20 > 2:09:22Sometimes I wish I was black.

2:09:22 > 2:09:24Do you ever wish you was white?

2:09:24 > 2:09:25No.

2:09:25 > 2:09:30Right, question. Would you sleep with a serial killer for ten grand?

2:09:30 > 2:09:31Are you trying to be funny?

2:09:31 > 2:09:32No, it's a question.

2:09:38 > 2:09:39You work here every day?

2:09:39 > 2:09:41Yeah, pretty much, until I go back to uni.

2:09:41 > 2:09:43What you studying?

2:09:43 > 2:09:45Law. Law?

2:09:45 > 2:09:47Yeah. Ooh, you want to be a solicitor?

2:09:47 > 2:09:49That's the idea.

2:09:49 > 2:09:53Well, maybe when you're not working or studying we could do something.

2:09:53 > 2:09:54Like what?

2:09:54 > 2:09:56Go out, to a club or something.

2:09:56 > 2:10:00Yeah, yeah, OK. I'll book a night off. Maybe Nancy can come too.

2:10:01 > 2:10:04OK. See you later. Bye.

2:10:08 > 2:10:10We're just friends.

2:10:10 > 2:10:11It's all right, sausage.

2:10:11 > 2:10:13It'd be nice to see you with someone.

2:10:13 > 2:10:15I can't remember the last time you had a girlfriend.

2:10:15 > 2:10:18What was Nancy kicking off about earlier?

2:10:18 > 2:10:20Oh, just Nancy being Nancy.

2:10:20 > 2:10:23Do me a favour. Can you ask her how things are with Wayne?

2:10:23 > 2:10:26Your dad's worried she's plotting something with him and...

2:10:26 > 2:10:28She knows how you and Dad feel about Wayne.

2:10:28 > 2:10:30She ain't stupid enough to contact him.

2:10:35 > 2:10:38I'm just saying I'm not going to text you for a while.

2:10:40 > 2:10:42Mum tried going through my phone.

2:10:45 > 2:10:48No, Wayne, don't you dare turn up here again!

2:10:49 > 2:10:52Because my dad will kill us both, that is why.

2:10:53 > 2:10:56Please, will you just let me sort it?

2:10:57 > 2:10:59Alfie, boy! Got my money, then?

2:10:59 > 2:11:00Er, yeah, yeah.

2:11:03 > 2:11:05Nah, nah, nah, you said a score, Alf.

2:11:05 > 2:11:07You're paying him?!

2:11:07 > 2:11:09Listen, can we sort this out later?

2:11:09 > 2:11:10I'll give you a bell later. Yeah.

2:11:10 > 2:11:14"Don't worry about the future," you say, "I've got it covered."

2:11:14 > 2:11:16You haven't even got your market rent covered!

2:11:16 > 2:11:19You think I don't know that? I'm trying my best here, sweetheart.

2:11:19 > 2:11:20Now, I'm lumbered with this lot.

2:11:20 > 2:11:23If I don't get rid, then I'm not going to buy any more stock, am I?

2:11:23 > 2:11:26Tell you what, why don't you leave the market to me, and you get a job?

2:11:26 > 2:11:29We haven't got time for you to play at this, Alfie, all right?

2:11:29 > 2:11:31We've already taken two steps back, moving in with Nan.

2:11:31 > 2:11:33You need to man up!

2:11:33 > 2:11:35Whoa, whoa, what you doing? Going home!

2:11:35 > 2:11:36What about your stall?

2:11:36 > 2:11:39You want to sell dresses? Sell mine as well!

2:11:45 > 2:11:48LOLA GIGGLES

2:11:48 > 2:11:50SHE GIGGLES

2:11:53 > 2:11:55DOOR SLAMS

2:11:55 > 2:11:57You've GOT to be kidding me!

2:11:57 > 2:11:59Dad...

2:11:59 > 2:12:01Peter, you told me you'd split up with her!

2:12:01 > 2:12:03Yeah, I did, but... Look, Ian, we're together, all right?

2:12:03 > 2:12:06I'm talking to my son! Don't talk to her like that.

2:12:06 > 2:12:08What does she want, another kid to get up the council waiting list?

2:12:08 > 2:12:10Who the hell do you think you are?

2:12:10 > 2:12:12Peter, I don't want you anywhere near her!

2:12:12 > 2:12:16I'm 20 years old. I don't need your permission to do anything.

2:12:16 > 2:12:17I want to be with Lola.

2:12:17 > 2:12:20So I'm going to be with Lola!

2:12:20 > 2:12:21Not under my roof, you're not!

2:12:21 > 2:12:23Fine, I'll move out!

2:12:23 > 2:12:24Let's go.

2:12:28 > 2:12:29Peter!

2:12:30 > 2:12:33You can't be with her, OK? Phil'd kill me!

2:12:33 > 2:12:35Dad, you're pathetic.

2:12:43 > 2:12:46SHARON: Phil, can you bring the matches?

2:12:46 > 2:12:48I've put some candles round the bath.

2:13:05 > 2:13:07Phil!

2:13:13 > 2:13:15Heads. Aw, best of three.

2:13:15 > 2:13:18Nope, he wins. You collect the glasses.

2:13:18 > 2:13:22It's a little bit awkward, Mick. It's my daughter, Lauren.

2:13:22 > 2:13:24She's got a drink problem.

2:13:24 > 2:13:26She's had counselling, and...

2:13:26 > 2:13:29just, Alfie knew what was going on, and if she has a slip up, you know.

2:13:29 > 2:13:32If she has a wobble, we won't serve her.

2:13:32 > 2:13:35Don't worry, all right? We run a family pub here.

2:13:35 > 2:13:37Appreciate it. See you later.

2:13:37 > 2:13:39Ta, mate.

2:13:40 > 2:13:44Was just telling me his daughter's got a drink problem.

2:13:44 > 2:13:48I reassured him we won't serve her. No, no.

2:13:48 > 2:13:49Puts things into perspective.

2:13:49 > 2:13:51Just, er...

2:13:51 > 2:13:52just lay off Nancy a bit.

2:13:52 > 2:13:54She's a good girl.

2:13:54 > 2:13:57I'm on top of it, OK?

2:13:57 > 2:14:00Right, we'd best get going. Don't want Phil on our case.

2:14:00 > 2:14:01You done with your bit of juice?

2:14:01 > 2:14:04Oh, shut up, Jay, man!

2:14:04 > 2:14:05What are you looking at?

2:14:05 > 2:14:07You want serving, you bring in some ID.

2:14:07 > 2:14:11Does it make you feel like you're important or something, cos you can pick on people?

2:14:11 > 2:14:14Aww, princess! Does he feel bossed around? Bless him!

2:14:14 > 2:14:15Let's just go.

2:14:15 > 2:14:17Whoa!

2:14:17 > 2:14:19What?! Nancy!

2:14:19 > 2:14:22Swear down, touch me again and I'll rip your bits off!

2:14:22 > 2:14:24Nancy! He groped me!

2:14:24 > 2:14:27You touched my daughter? I never! I swear, I fell over!

2:14:27 > 2:14:29You never assault the customers!

2:14:29 > 2:14:30He assaulted me!

2:14:30 > 2:14:32Upstairs, now! Of course you believe him!

2:14:32 > 2:14:33I'm just your daughter!

2:14:33 > 2:14:35You're on top of it, are you?

2:14:37 > 2:14:39See her, she's lucky she's a girl, you know.

2:14:39 > 2:14:40Let me look. Let me look.

2:14:40 > 2:14:42No, man, get off me. Is it bleeding?

2:14:43 > 2:14:44You've just combined stock.

2:14:44 > 2:14:46That allowed in the regulations, is it?

2:14:46 > 2:14:49Hello, sweetheart, can I interest you in this beautiful...?

2:14:49 > 2:14:51I gave you that stall as a favour.

2:14:51 > 2:14:54Yes, Tam, I didn't know it was going to be the same stock.

2:14:54 > 2:14:56Listen, I promise I'll sort it. Hello, sweetheart.

2:14:56 > 2:14:58I'm doing what I can here.

2:14:58 > 2:15:01Lads, maybe for the ladies at home, might like it, eh? Interested?

2:15:03 > 2:15:05All right, Alf? You got my money, then?

2:15:05 > 2:15:08Yeah, yeah. Billy, you couldn't do us a favour, could you?

2:15:08 > 2:15:10What? I'm going to grab a quick half hour in the Vic.

2:15:10 > 2:15:11You couldn't hold the fort?

2:15:11 > 2:15:13I promise I'll make it worth your while.

2:15:13 > 2:15:15Alfie, I'm an Executive Director of Operations.

2:15:15 > 2:15:17What do I know about flogging dresses?

2:15:17 > 2:15:19Well, what do I know? I don't know anything.

2:15:19 > 2:15:20But I'll tell you something,

2:15:20 > 2:15:22the birds have been hanging around all morning,

2:15:22 > 2:15:24cos they love a geezer who sells dresses.

2:15:24 > 2:15:26Really? Yeah, I promise you.

2:15:26 > 2:15:28Get a hold of that, proper babe magnet. Won't be long.

2:15:28 > 2:15:30Only a half-hour, though, eh, Alf?

2:15:33 > 2:15:35All right, girls?

2:15:35 > 2:15:37Fancy coming in here and inspecting my goods?

2:15:39 > 2:15:41No?

2:15:41 > 2:15:43Fair enough.

2:15:43 > 2:15:45LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS

2:16:08 > 2:16:11SHE SCREAMS

2:16:11 > 2:16:12Ow!

2:16:15 > 2:16:17SHE CRIES OUT

2:16:17 > 2:16:18You never hit the customers!

2:16:18 > 2:16:20What, so they can just put their hands all over me

2:16:20 > 2:16:22and I'm just supposed to stand there and take it?!

2:16:22 > 2:16:24You might like being groped by them, but I don't!

2:16:24 > 2:16:26Oi, oi, oi, listen, that's enough!

2:16:26 > 2:16:28You don't talk to your mother like that!

2:16:28 > 2:16:31Why do you think I'm lying? You think I just hit people for the thrill of it?

2:16:31 > 2:16:33He touched my bum! Well, it's not the first time, is it?

2:16:33 > 2:16:36We have been here before, with you throwing punches in Watford!

2:16:36 > 2:16:38What, so I can't defend myself? Is that it?

2:16:38 > 2:16:41There's NEVER an excuse to hit a customer.

2:16:41 > 2:16:43Right, why I don't I just stand there and let them cop a feel?!

2:16:43 > 2:16:45If anybody ever touched me, they'd end up in traction.

2:16:45 > 2:16:47Oh, not now, Shirley! No, no, no, stay!

2:16:47 > 2:16:49Stay, and see how they treat me!

2:16:49 > 2:16:51Have you any idea how much this upsets your dad?

2:16:51 > 2:16:53You don't care about me, do you?

2:16:53 > 2:16:55You never take me seriously because you don't care!

2:16:55 > 2:16:58If we didn't care, we'd have let you marry the geezer.

2:16:58 > 2:17:01How dare you say we don't care! We've given you everything!

2:17:01 > 2:17:02No, you give HIM everything!

2:17:02 > 2:17:05Golden sausage boy Johnny who never does anything wrong!

2:17:05 > 2:17:06Don't drag me into this.

2:17:06 > 2:17:09It's been Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, since the day he was born!

2:17:09 > 2:17:11Because all you ever do is test my patience!

2:17:11 > 2:17:14You've always been the same, having to be different,

2:17:14 > 2:17:16never liking anything I try and get you interested in.

2:17:16 > 2:17:20It's like you do everything you can to try and upset and humiliate me!

2:17:20 > 2:17:25I don't! You only went with Wayne to upset us. You don't love him!

2:17:25 > 2:17:28I know how your mind works - you're always kicking out,

2:17:28 > 2:17:29looking for attention.

2:17:29 > 2:17:31You think you're clever, but I can read you like a book!

2:17:31 > 2:17:33You don't know me! I know you inside out.

2:17:33 > 2:17:34I know all my children!

2:17:34 > 2:17:36Oh, yeah? You don't even know Johnny's gay!

2:17:48 > 2:17:50That is a disgusting thing to say!

2:17:50 > 2:17:53I'm not gay, I'm not.

2:17:53 > 2:17:55Of course you're not, sausage. And you think you know him!

2:17:55 > 2:17:57You're just trying to turn this away from you!

2:17:57 > 2:18:01First we get deceit, and now lies. Tell them you're lying, Nance.

2:18:06 > 2:18:08TELL THEM!

2:18:09 > 2:18:10I...

2:18:15 > 2:18:17It's not true. He's not gay.

2:18:19 > 2:18:23Of course he's not! OK, right. This stops now.

2:18:23 > 2:18:27OK? We've a bar full of customers down there.

2:18:27 > 2:18:29Oh, yeah, worry about your precious pub.

2:18:29 > 2:18:31Don't worry about my feelings.

2:18:31 > 2:18:32What about Johnny's feelings?

2:18:35 > 2:18:38I'm sorry. I was trying to hurt you.

2:18:38 > 2:18:40I was just being stupid.

2:18:40 > 2:18:42You... you need to watch your mouth, girl.

2:18:50 > 2:18:53Come here.

2:18:53 > 2:18:55It's OK.

2:18:55 > 2:18:58We all say things in the heat of the moment.

2:19:09 > 2:19:11Ooh!

2:19:11 > 2:19:13PHONE RINGS

2:19:19 > 2:19:20Aah!

2:19:24 > 2:19:26You're in the doghouse, aren't you?

2:19:26 > 2:19:30Beer's not touched, phone call ain't answered. You been a bad boy?

2:19:30 > 2:19:31Nah. I'm fine, thank you.

2:19:31 > 2:19:33Know what you want to do? Down that and go find her.

2:19:33 > 2:19:38Tina, I really do appreciate your concern but I doubt Kat wants to see me at the moment.

2:19:38 > 2:19:41Yeah, course she does. When you're mad with someone you want them

2:19:41 > 2:19:42there to shout at, don't you, eh?

2:19:42 > 2:19:44Go on, go and help her get it out of her system.

2:19:44 > 2:19:47Let her scream and shout. I love a passionate woman, me.

2:19:49 > 2:19:52Here, stick that on it. Ow!

2:19:52 > 2:19:56You know what, I could get the feds involved, you know.

2:19:56 > 2:19:58That was unprovoked assault. You could have a claim.

2:19:58 > 2:20:01"Have you had an accident on your lunch break lately?"

2:20:01 > 2:20:03Have they gone on strike or what? I'll tell you about it later.

2:20:05 > 2:20:07Pint please, Shirley.

2:20:07 > 2:20:09You're to take no notice of her, you hear me?

2:20:09 > 2:20:13You know what she's like. She lashes out when she knows she's in the wrong.

2:20:15 > 2:20:17Everything all right? Just family stuff.

2:20:21 > 2:20:26I'm so sorry. She's had a few relationship problems.

2:20:26 > 2:20:30I've had strong words with her. She's very sorry. Really(?)

2:20:30 > 2:20:32Let me get you fresh drinks, on the house.

2:20:32 > 2:20:35Two pints, is it? Maybe whisky chasers?

2:20:35 > 2:20:36Yeah, that'd be lovely.

2:20:36 > 2:20:38You want to keep milking this.

2:20:38 > 2:20:39Jay, do you want me to punch you in the face?

2:20:39 > 2:20:41Listen, you should take it as a compliment.

2:20:41 > 2:20:43She gets a touch on the bum, sees us two

2:20:43 > 2:20:45and just automatically assumes it's you.

2:20:45 > 2:20:47Don't even cross her mind that it could be me.

2:20:47 > 2:20:49What's that say about you?

2:20:49 > 2:20:53It says, Jay, that I look like the type who walks around slapping people's batties.

2:20:53 > 2:20:55No, it means she sees you as an option. It's a good thing.

2:21:03 > 2:21:05All right?

2:21:14 > 2:21:16Oh!

2:21:16 > 2:21:21Kat, sweetheart. Listen, darling, I know you're angry with me.

2:21:21 > 2:21:22Kat?

2:21:24 > 2:21:27Kat, I'm here. Sweetheart, I'm here.

2:21:27 > 2:21:30I've got you, I've got you. I'm here, darling. Help me up.

2:21:30 > 2:21:33OK, OK. What's happened? Go easy. Easy.

2:21:37 > 2:21:40What? It's nice to see you too.

2:21:40 > 2:21:42Well, I could do without you summoning me by text.

2:21:42 > 2:21:45I had Dad having a massive go at me for seeing Lola.

2:21:45 > 2:21:48Lola? Yeah. We're back together.

2:21:48 > 2:21:53Well, I wonder how long it'll last this time. Anyway, where's Dad?

2:21:53 > 2:21:56Well, at home, I guess. That's where we left him.

2:21:56 > 2:21:59Right, well, Scarlett's is locked up. So?

2:21:59 > 2:22:02So it's lunchtime. Dad would never close Scarlett's at lunchtime.

2:22:02 > 2:22:03Well, don't look at me.

2:22:03 > 2:22:06He's got no right telling me who I can and can't see.

2:22:06 > 2:22:09I'm not a kid any more. OK, well, I'm just worried about him.

2:22:16 > 2:22:18Wait there, wait there, wait there. Terry!

2:22:18 > 2:22:21Will you do me a favour? Can you run us to the hospital? What's up?

2:22:21 > 2:22:25Kat's pregnant. She's fallen over and hurt her stomach. All right, I'm coming to you. Stay there.

2:22:25 > 2:22:27It's all right, I've got you.

2:22:31 > 2:22:33Don't go around telling people that I got beat up by a girl.

2:22:33 > 2:22:37Cos I'm serious, I'd just beat you up. A punch like that, she should be a boxer.

2:22:37 > 2:22:39They should lock her up, bruv.

2:22:39 > 2:22:40How does it look?

2:22:40 > 2:22:42I'd put that back on it if I were you. Oh, man!

2:22:46 > 2:22:49If any of you lay a finger on my daughter again, you'll be leaving here in an ambulance.

2:22:49 > 2:22:51Is that clear? I never touched her!

2:22:51 > 2:22:54I said, is that clear?

2:22:54 > 2:22:55Yeah, crystal.

2:23:00 > 2:23:01HE SUCKS HIS TEETH

2:23:01 > 2:23:05There you go. Anything you want me to do?

2:23:05 > 2:23:08No, look, I'll make you some lunch in a minute. I'm not hungry.

2:23:08 > 2:23:12I was thinking maybe I could start unpacking some of them boxes in the living room.

2:23:12 > 2:23:15Yeah? See, that's the difference between you and your sister.

2:23:15 > 2:23:18You'd never get her offering to do anything helpful.

2:23:19 > 2:23:22Did I leave my gloves in here? Hey. I've missed you.

2:23:22 > 2:23:23I've only been gone half an hour.

2:23:23 > 2:23:25Let me buy you a drink.

2:23:25 > 2:23:26No, I've got to get back.

2:23:26 > 2:23:29You've got ten minutes, surely. OK.

2:23:32 > 2:23:34He don't hang about, does he?

2:23:34 > 2:23:36He takes after his dad.

2:23:40 > 2:23:42Take a seat. Lovely, thank you, darling.

2:23:42 > 2:23:44Here you go, sit down there.

2:23:44 > 2:23:48I reckon you probably just winded yourself or something, you know?

2:23:48 > 2:23:53It's happening again, like last time. No, no, no. This is different.

2:23:53 > 2:23:57I've got a good feeling about this. We'll see the doctor, you'll probably flirt with him,

2:23:57 > 2:24:00he'll give you a quick check and we'll be straight home. You don't know that.

2:24:00 > 2:24:02Yeah, Kat, I do. I promise you,

2:24:02 > 2:24:05we'll be back in time to pick Tommy up from the nursery. It's all good, fine.

2:24:11 > 2:24:13You want to come for Sunday lunch some time?

2:24:13 > 2:24:14Me and my dad make it.

2:24:14 > 2:24:18You cook? That's impressive. Glad you think so.

2:24:18 > 2:24:21All the best chefs are men - that's what my dad says.

2:24:22 > 2:24:26Last week, I saw him... You'll come, yeah?

2:24:26 > 2:24:31..kissing him over there. Aww, what if he is gay?

2:24:31 > 2:24:35I'll tell you what, when he comes out we'll throw him a party, yeah?

2:24:35 > 2:24:38I gotta get back to work. Yeah, me too.

2:24:38 > 2:24:42I'm baby-sitting later if you want to come over. OK.

2:24:43 > 2:24:47When the kids are asleep, they never wake up.

2:24:47 > 2:24:50So we'll have the place to ourselves.

2:24:50 > 2:24:54Oh...actually I've got to work here tonight.

2:24:54 > 2:24:57Which is a real shame, you know, cos I'd love to have.

2:24:57 > 2:24:59That's all right. We'll do it another time, eh?

2:24:59 > 2:25:02For sure. Um...I'll text you.

2:25:06 > 2:25:07See you later.

2:25:09 > 2:25:11Don't forget your gloves. Thanks.

2:25:15 > 2:25:16Johnny.

2:25:18 > 2:25:20That one's done.

2:25:21 > 2:25:23So who would have thought it?

2:25:23 > 2:25:25Working for your mum and dad, flirting with girls.

2:25:25 > 2:25:27Just leave it, will you?

2:25:27 > 2:25:30Do you know you go all red when you're embarrassed?

2:25:30 > 2:25:33I'm playing with you. You all right?

2:25:33 > 2:25:35What are you doing in here?

2:25:35 > 2:25:37Can't you leave me alone?

2:25:37 > 2:25:40I'm in a pub, having a drink. It's what people do.

2:25:44 > 2:25:47Terry, I really appreciate you dropping me off but listen,

2:25:47 > 2:25:50if you've got work to do, and you want to get back...

2:25:50 > 2:25:54No, I don't mind. I'll stay and keep you company. Unless you want me to ping?

2:25:54 > 2:25:59Took me ages to find a parking space after I dropped you off. And I had to pay. Hospitals...

2:26:05 > 2:26:09You don't think I'm being selfish, do you, wanting a kid of my own?

2:26:09 > 2:26:12Be a proper dad.

2:26:12 > 2:26:13Course not.

2:26:16 > 2:26:19Wonder where they've taken her now.

2:26:19 > 2:26:23I don't think she was fooled by me saying everything was going to be all right.

2:26:27 > 2:26:29I never thought I could have kids.

2:26:34 > 2:26:36I've seen you with Tommy. You're a great dad.

2:26:42 > 2:26:44I just want...

2:26:44 > 2:26:48I don't want Kat to worry about anything, you know.

2:26:48 > 2:26:50Paying bills, making ends meet.

2:26:50 > 2:26:52She deserves better than that, Terry.

2:26:53 > 2:26:56I want to give her everything that she's never had.

2:26:56 > 2:26:58I want to make her happy.

2:26:58 > 2:27:01You do make her happy. And everybody knows that.

2:27:05 > 2:27:07How am I going to get her through this though, eh?

2:27:10 > 2:27:12Do you want more crisps? No, thanks.

2:27:14 > 2:27:17Have you got everything you need for uni? Your books and that?

2:27:17 > 2:27:22We could take a trip into town if there was anything. Make a day of it. See a show?

2:27:22 > 2:27:25No, I've got everything, but thanks.

2:27:25 > 2:27:27Is he the only one getting fed today?

2:27:27 > 2:27:29Nancy was right - you are her favourite.

2:27:29 > 2:27:33Just because I've made him a sandwich. I'm joking. Oh, right.

2:27:33 > 2:27:36You going to have a chat with Nancy?

2:27:36 > 2:27:39Yeah. Later. She's in her room.

2:27:39 > 2:27:42Probably best if she stays up here for the rest of the day.

2:27:42 > 2:27:43She wouldn't have made it up.

2:27:44 > 2:27:46Being touched.

2:27:46 > 2:27:49She makes up lies about you and you stand up for her.

2:27:49 > 2:27:52Good to know I brought one of you up right.

2:27:52 > 2:27:54Of course, I had no part in bringing him up, did I?

2:27:54 > 2:27:57Yes, we all know you're the best parent in the world.

2:27:57 > 2:28:01Suppose I'd better make sure your sisters haven't frightened away all the customers.

2:28:07 > 2:28:09Johnny.

2:28:12 > 2:28:16I'm going to start on the unpacking. Loads to do.

2:28:16 > 2:28:17Yeah, yeah.

2:28:28 > 2:28:30Hey. You all right?

2:28:31 > 2:28:34So what did they say?

2:28:34 > 2:28:38He said it's going to be OK. Yeah?

2:28:38 > 2:28:43But he said to have a scan just to be on the safe side.

2:28:43 > 2:28:47Well, there you go. There's nothing to worry about, is there?

2:28:47 > 2:28:51But he could just be saying that, couldn't he? You still in pain?

2:28:51 > 2:28:57No. But that don't mean anything.

2:28:57 > 2:28:59I'm sorry.

2:28:59 > 2:29:03Hey. Shh. They keep getting taken away from us.

2:29:03 > 2:29:09Kat, you stop that, OK? We've got Tommy and you're a great mum.

2:29:09 > 2:29:12You're the best and you heard what the doctor said.

2:29:12 > 2:29:15It's going to be OK and you gotta believe that.

2:29:15 > 2:29:19Do you think it's going to be OK?

2:29:19 > 2:29:24Yeah. I do. I really do. All right?

2:29:28 > 2:29:30Hi.

2:29:34 > 2:29:37I am really sorry.

2:29:37 > 2:29:39Mum was proper getting at me.

2:29:39 > 2:29:44So, you decided to throw me under the bus?

2:29:44 > 2:29:48You're the only person I've ever trusted enough to tell. I told them it wasn't true.

2:29:48 > 2:29:51They didn't believe me. It'll be fine.

2:29:51 > 2:29:53Did you see their faces?

2:29:53 > 2:29:54I can never tell them, can I?

2:29:54 > 2:29:58You know what Dad's like - he'll kill me.

2:29:58 > 2:30:00Why don't you talk to Tina about it? I don't want to talk about it.

2:30:00 > 2:30:02This is your chance. Why don't you just tell them?

2:30:02 > 2:30:05You can't keep lying for ever.

2:30:05 > 2:30:09I think you like having a little secret. I think it makes you feel special.

2:30:09 > 2:30:11Oh, yeah, I feel really special, Nance(!)

2:30:11 > 2:30:14If you want to get with boys, there is nothing stopping you.

2:30:14 > 2:30:17This is your life we are talking about.

2:30:18 > 2:30:22And, actually, if you haven't got the guts to lead it how you want to lead it,

2:30:22 > 2:30:26then I'm sorry but you really can't expect me to be all "Poor Johnny" about it.

2:30:33 > 2:30:35I just...

2:30:36 > 2:30:38I just want you to be happy, mate.

2:30:54 > 2:30:57Dad! We've been looking everywhere.

2:30:57 > 2:30:58Why? What's wrong?

2:30:58 > 2:31:03You haven't been answering your calls and... Why didn't you open Scarlett's?

2:31:03 > 2:31:06Because I just wanted to come up here and sit and think.

2:31:06 > 2:31:08About what? Everything.

2:31:08 > 2:31:10Is this about me and Lola?

2:31:10 > 2:31:14Cos you were bang out of order, what you said before.

2:31:14 > 2:31:16You know what? I'm going to be 45 very soon

2:31:16 > 2:31:19and I'm not the type of person I thought I was going to be.

2:31:21 > 2:31:24What do you mean?

2:31:24 > 2:31:27I thought I'd be this dynamic man, this man of purpose.

2:31:27 > 2:31:30Instead, I'm the one everybody orders around.

2:31:32 > 2:31:33Dad, it's all right.

2:31:35 > 2:31:38I just wanted some peace and quiet, OK?

2:31:38 > 2:31:40There's just so much going on.

2:31:40 > 2:31:42There's you two, Denise, Phil's getting at me,

2:31:42 > 2:31:46Cindy's coming back from her gran's. I mean, why?

2:31:46 > 2:31:49Why am I responsible for her? She's not even my daughter, is she?

2:31:49 > 2:31:53It's like I never get anything right. I mean, there's your mum,

2:31:53 > 2:31:54Jane, Denise.

2:31:57 > 2:32:02I've not been much of a dad either, have I?

2:32:02 > 2:32:05You just overreact sometimes. Peter.

2:32:05 > 2:32:09You're a man now. I can't stop you seeing Lola.

2:32:13 > 2:32:15Dad, do you need to see someone?

2:32:17 > 2:32:19No. I just needed to stop and think.

2:32:22 > 2:32:23Come on, let's get back.

2:32:32 > 2:32:35Remember, whatever happens, it's you and me.

2:32:35 > 2:32:38I love you. That's handy cos I love you too, all right?

2:32:42 > 2:32:44Well, doctor was right.

2:32:44 > 2:32:46Everything seems fine.

2:32:46 > 2:32:49There's no sign of bleeding.

2:32:49 > 2:32:51Sorry, do you mind repeating that?

2:32:51 > 2:32:54Your pregnancy appears fine. Yeah?

2:32:54 > 2:32:57You fell off a chair. It was bound to hurt,

2:32:57 > 2:32:59but it was nothing to do with your pregnancy.

2:32:59 > 2:33:01You sure, though, you're absolutely sure?

2:33:01 > 2:33:03Yes, I'm absolutely...

2:33:04 > 2:33:07What? What's the matter? What is it?

2:33:08 > 2:33:14Look here, you see that? See that little blob? That's baby. What's wrong with it?

2:33:14 > 2:33:19Nothing. See that little flicker? That's the heart.

2:33:20 > 2:33:25Now, if you look here, what do you see?

2:33:27 > 2:33:29I have no idea what I'm looking at.

2:33:29 > 2:33:30What is it?

2:33:32 > 2:33:34What?

2:33:34 > 2:33:37Is it twins? That's right, yeah.

2:33:37 > 2:33:39Twins?

2:33:59 > 2:34:01Your brother...

2:34:01 > 2:34:04the one you were inventing lies about...

2:34:04 > 2:34:06pointed out that you wouldn't have made up being touched.

2:34:09 > 2:34:13You should have called me or your dad over. I fight my own battles.

2:34:13 > 2:34:16Well, next time, don't do it in the pub.

2:34:16 > 2:34:20It's not great for customer relations if word gets out we use the punters as punch bags.

2:34:24 > 2:34:27I'm sorry I shouted at you.

2:34:32 > 2:34:35And I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions.

2:34:39 > 2:34:43I dunno, Nance. All this wedding stuff and moving here.

2:34:45 > 2:34:47I feel like I'm losing you.

2:34:47 > 2:34:49You're not losing me.

2:34:49 > 2:34:51All this stuff with Wayne.

2:34:53 > 2:34:56I don't want you throwing your life away.

2:34:56 > 2:34:59I want you to have what me and your dad have got.

2:35:01 > 2:35:07I want someone who'll love you completely and for ever.

2:35:07 > 2:35:09You're still my little girl.

2:35:11 > 2:35:14Even if you do wear those disgusting track suits

2:35:14 > 2:35:16and do nothing with your hair.

2:35:16 > 2:35:18I don't need to. I'm a natural beauty.

2:35:24 > 2:35:25Hospital runs are nothing.

2:35:25 > 2:35:29It's the ones who go into labour and ruin my upholstery that are the pain.

2:35:29 > 2:35:31I've had four births on that back seat.

2:35:31 > 2:35:36Do you know there are two kids running around this world called Terry who I helped deliver? Yeah?

2:35:36 > 2:35:40You sure they said everything's all right?

2:35:40 > 2:35:41You two look a bit shook up.

2:35:41 > 2:35:45Just come as a bit of a shock, that's all, Terry.

2:35:45 > 2:35:48As long as the baby is all right. Yeah.

2:35:56 > 2:36:01We need to have a little chat. What about?

2:36:04 > 2:36:09How would you feel if I told your mum and dad about you kissing Danny?

2:36:12 > 2:36:14Cos if I don't, somebody else will.

2:36:16 > 2:36:20Maybe not about kissing Danny, but about you kissing another bloke.

2:36:20 > 2:36:24How do you think they're going to feel, hearing that from someone?

2:36:24 > 2:36:28I know that you and me, we're not close.

2:36:28 > 2:36:31We've met each other - what? Handful of times?

2:36:31 > 2:36:33But there's one thing I do know about you.

2:36:33 > 2:36:37And that's that your mum thinks the sun shines out of your backside.

2:36:39 > 2:36:41You don't need to keep stuff from them.

2:36:44 > 2:36:47Mum went ballistic at Nancy for just saying it.

2:36:47 > 2:36:50Yeah, well, they might not like it but they'll come round.

2:36:52 > 2:36:54Why haven't you just told them?

2:36:54 > 2:36:57Because I'm not a grass.

2:36:57 > 2:36:59Right, well, that's both of us not telling them, then.

2:37:04 > 2:37:06I knew this boy once.

2:37:08 > 2:37:12I thought we were close.

2:37:12 > 2:37:14No, we were close.

2:37:16 > 2:37:22And he was gay and he was scared to tell his dad that he was gay

2:37:22 > 2:37:24cos his dad thought being gay was weak.

2:37:29 > 2:37:33So this boy, he wanted to do something to prove to

2:37:33 > 2:37:37everyone that he was a man and as a result of that he...

2:37:40 > 2:37:43..he did something really bad.

2:37:46 > 2:37:47Really bad.

2:37:50 > 2:37:54What's that got to do with me? If you don't want to tell your mum and dad that you're gay

2:37:54 > 2:37:58that's your decision, but you know that I know so...

2:37:59 > 2:38:02..if ever you need to talk to anyone...

2:38:04 > 2:38:07..you'll find me hovering by the vodka.

2:38:14 > 2:38:16There you go.

2:38:16 > 2:38:20Twins. Yeah, it's good, isn't it?

2:38:20 > 2:38:22Yeah.

2:38:22 > 2:38:24Look, Kat, it is though, isn't it?

2:38:26 > 2:38:29You're not the one that's going to be pushing them out.

2:38:31 > 2:38:36No, it's great, it's...twins.

2:38:36 > 2:38:38Kat, sweetheart, come on, darling, don't worry about it.

2:38:38 > 2:38:41No, seriously, cos you know I can do the night feeds, I'll change the nappies.

2:38:41 > 2:38:44How are we going to afford two lots of nappies?

2:38:44 > 2:38:49Don't worry about that. I'll make sure we've got money. You ain't got to worry about anything. Come here.

2:38:49 > 2:38:51Hello, this is Daddy to Bert and Ernie.

2:38:51 > 2:38:54Bert and Ernie come in, can you hear me? Over.

2:38:54 > 2:38:57It's going to be boys, isn't it? You reckon, do you?

2:38:57 > 2:38:59I can just see it now.

2:38:59 > 2:39:03You and the three of them kicking a football about,

2:39:03 > 2:39:05me tripping over toy diggers and trucks

2:39:05 > 2:39:08and screaming at you cos you're traipsing mud through the house.

2:39:10 > 2:39:13It's like winning the Lottery.

2:39:13 > 2:39:17Seriously, it's like a double jackpot.

2:39:19 > 2:39:22But you're still not the one that's going to be pushing them out.

2:39:25 > 2:39:30I knew she was lying. I've never had a problem with your sister being the way she is, have I?

2:39:30 > 2:39:33No. Except from that time when you thought she fancied you.

2:39:36 > 2:39:39If he was gay... He's not.

2:39:39 > 2:39:44I'm just saying if he was, or if Nancy or Lee,

2:39:44 > 2:39:47or if any of them were... Why are we even having this conversation?

2:39:47 > 2:39:51Our son is not like that. He's just a bit sensitive.

2:39:51 > 2:39:52Like me.

2:39:57 > 2:39:59I don't know who else to talk to.

2:40:00 > 2:40:02It's Dad.

2:40:02 > 2:40:04I'm really worried about him.

2:40:09 > 2:40:09Look at all this junk.

2:40:10 > 2:40:12Look at all this junk.

2:40:12 > 2:40:15We wouldn't miss half of it if we never see it again.

2:40:15 > 2:40:17There was a load of RSVPs to Lee's 18th in one of them.

2:40:17 > 2:40:17There was a load of RSVPs to Lee's 18th in one of them.

2:40:17 > 2:40:21That's your mother for you. Too sentimental for her own good.

2:40:23 > 2:40:28I was thinking of going to Watford at the weekend, pick some stuff up.

2:40:28 > 2:40:32Come with me if you fancy it. See some of your mates.

2:40:32 > 2:40:34I know you miss them. OK.

2:40:35 > 2:40:38I know this ain't ideal, me buying this place,

2:40:38 > 2:40:42making everyone up sticks. It's OK.

2:40:44 > 2:40:49Better for you, ain't it? Closer for uni.

2:40:49 > 2:40:52Here, Dad. What do you think of Whitney?

2:40:55 > 2:40:56Yeah, she's nice.

2:40:56 > 2:40:58She's fit.

2:40:58 > 2:41:02I've said she could come round for Sunday lunch one weekend.

2:41:02 > 2:41:04Great. Yeah.

2:41:08 > 2:41:09Come and sit down.

2:41:13 > 2:41:16You know what Nancy was saying?

2:41:17 > 2:41:20You know, about you being gay?

2:41:20 > 2:41:24I just wanted to say, if she wasn't lying...

2:41:27 > 2:41:31..well, it would be OK. OK.

2:41:34 > 2:41:37Just wanted you to know that.

2:41:37 > 2:41:40Me and your mum, we'd be OK with it.

2:41:44 > 2:41:46You wouldn't be upset? You wouldn't care?

2:41:47 > 2:41:51Well. OK, I'll be honest with you.

2:41:52 > 2:41:57If I had a son who wore make-up and he was all camp and that,

2:41:57 > 2:42:01yeah, I would find it a bit weird.

2:42:01 > 2:42:08But I know that being gay is not a choice, you know, it's just in you.

2:42:08 > 2:42:11It's who you are. I guess.

2:42:11 > 2:42:14It's like Tina. She had your cousin Zsa Zsa.

2:42:14 > 2:42:20But she just kept on saying "I'm a lesbian" and we were like...

2:42:21 > 2:42:28Anyway, listen. I just wanted to say that, in case...

2:42:28 > 2:42:30OK.

2:42:33 > 2:42:37It's just, I saw your face when your mum was going off at Nancy

2:42:37 > 2:42:41and then I saw it when Nancy said she was lying.

2:42:41 > 2:42:43And I'm not blind.

2:42:46 > 2:42:49I've seen other stuff, stuff I've chose to ignore.

2:42:53 > 2:42:56And you know you can tell me anything.

2:42:56 > 2:43:00I just want you to know that you can tell me anything...

2:43:02 > 2:43:06..because you're my son and you mean the world to me.

2:43:08 > 2:43:13HE SOBS

2:43:13 > 2:43:18Hey, come here.

2:43:18 > 2:43:22It's all right. Everything's all right.

2:43:22 > 2:43:26Listen, listen, you don't have to say it. You don't have to say anything to me.

2:43:40 > 2:43:42I'm gay.

2:43:45 > 2:43:46HE SOBS

2:43:46 > 2:43:50Now stop it, stop it. You're going to start me off in a minute.

2:43:50 > 2:43:52It's all right, John.

2:43:52 > 2:43:54Listen, I love you, boy. I love you.

2:43:54 > 2:43:56It's not natural, it's wrong. No, listen.

2:43:58 > 2:44:01Look at me. Look at me.

2:44:01 > 2:44:03Don't you dare say that.

2:44:03 > 2:44:06There's nothing unnatural about you. OK?

2:44:06 > 2:44:10I... I don't want to let you down.