03/07/2011

0:00:30 > 0:00:36- Just looking in the fridge. I can do you a sausage sandwich or some cheese...- Wonderful family you have.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39- Sorry, I didn't mean to... - That's my son.- Your son!

0:00:39 > 0:00:41I didn't know you had a son. He looks like trouble.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Sorry, Carol, I'm talking from personal experience.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49He's dead.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50He died last year.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53I'm so sorry.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Tea?

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Carol, I didn't want to...

0:00:57 > 0:01:01- Is it milk, one sugar? - You must miss him so much.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Liam...

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Liam, wait!

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Oi! Watch the cloth, moth.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20New whistle, this!

0:01:20 > 0:01:25- I don't care what you do with him, just leave me out of it.- Well, well, that didn't take long, did it?

0:01:25 > 0:01:27It's almost like he's had practice.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32I'll have a word.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Zainab!

0:01:36 > 0:01:40- Have you heard from Tamwar?- Not yet. - Don't you think we should talk?

0:01:40 > 0:01:44- Talk?- About what was said - at the Mehndi?

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Nothing was said at the Mehndi. Nothing.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Dad again.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04He wants to know what time to be at the registry office.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Have you heard from yours?

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Or your mum, for that matter?

0:02:10 > 0:02:15- Tam?- Hmm?- Your parents, have you heard from them?

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Er, no. I've been thinking...

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Uh-oh.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24We don't have to go through with it today if you don't want to.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27It's not like we have a choice, is it?

0:02:27 > 0:02:31Just because we got married at the mosque doesn't make it legal.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Yeah, I know, that's what I meant.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38It's been a bit of a nightmare for everyone,

0:02:38 > 0:02:41and I just sort of wonder whether it wouldn't be better

0:02:41 > 0:02:43if we just leave it.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Is that what you want?- No, I thought it might be what you want.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53Of course it isn't.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56- I love you.- I love you.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Besides...you wouldn't want to miss out on our honeymoon now, would you?

0:03:00 > 0:03:01Well...

0:03:02 > 0:03:06What are we going to do about our parents?

0:03:06 > 0:03:07It's simple.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09We uninvite them.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Really?

0:03:11 > 0:03:13We've come this far on our own, haven't we?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Hmm.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26I don't care if you and my gran...you know.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27I mean, it would be kind of sick,

0:03:27 > 0:03:30but you don't have to keep pretending to hang out with me.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Is that what you think?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Listen, I want to tell you...

0:03:37 > 0:03:39I think you're a top bloke,

0:03:39 > 0:03:43and I've got a real kick out of being your mate.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46I'd hate that to change,

0:03:46 > 0:03:50just because I want to get to know your gran too.

0:03:52 > 0:03:59Hey, I can't force you to be mates with an old geezer like me, can I?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01We could have a kick about after school.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Tomorrow?

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Sure.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10You've got the knack.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13- It's just adults I have a problem with.- Michael?

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Look, I was thinking, if you're at a loose end later,

0:04:17 > 0:04:21I could probably fix you something at the caff, you know, make up for lunch.

0:04:21 > 0:04:22Thank you.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Oh, not in the doorway.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Did you hear me?- Yep.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- How old are you, Shirley? - I don't really see that's any of your business,

0:04:34 > 0:04:37but are you suddenly taking an interest in my health?

0:04:37 > 0:04:41Smoke yourself to death for all I care, just don't do it in my doorway.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Interesting choice of words, that - your doorway. Since when did this place belong to you?

0:04:45 > 0:04:50It might as well do, the amount of work I do here. Can you move out, or I'll call the police.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Carol...I'm your new boss.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55What?

0:04:55 > 0:04:59Yeah, that's right. This place - it belongs to me.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03Now, I think we need to have a little word about your attitude problem.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05The official term is...

0:05:05 > 0:05:08- that it stinks. - Not your day, is it?

0:05:10 > 0:05:11I'll catch you later.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23- FRONT DOOR SLAMS - Hello?

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Blimey, you've got enough kit in here for an army.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Oh, I know, just some things I picked up on the way.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31What am I going to find next, Aladdin's lamp?

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Are you OK with it? You can chuck it out if you want. - No, no, course not.

0:05:34 > 0:05:39- No, it's good stuff. Besides, we might need extra, when we have visitors.- When we have visitors?

0:05:39 > 0:05:43Yeah, it's nice, innit? Got our own place, show people around...

0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Nothing wrong with that, is there? - No, no.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Oh, here you are.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53- What's that for? - I saved a bit from my Jobseeker's.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57I was going to get a few things for in here, but then I thought you need treating.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01- What am I going to spend it on, then?- I don't know, go and see Tanya, get your nails done...

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Have one of them facial things.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- The only rule is, you've got to enjoy yourself, agreed?- Yeah.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12So you won't even talk to her?

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- After what she's done, why should we?- He's got a point.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17- I thought we agreed I'd handle this.- OK.

0:06:17 > 0:06:22Sorry, Syed, but we've made up our minds. It's just going to be the two of us and the registrar.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- You'll need witnesses. - We'll get them off the street.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29- But I get to choose. - I get final veto.- Why?

0:06:29 > 0:06:34- Because you'll just think it's funny to pick weirdos.- So? I like weirdos, that's why I married you.

0:06:34 > 0:06:39Guys, this isn't a game! You might think you don't care now, but what if you look back and regret this?

0:06:39 > 0:06:43I thought you'd be the last person lecturing us on family togetherness.

0:06:43 > 0:06:48- Mum didn't talk to you for over a year, or have you got amnesia? - And again, he's got a good point.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53So what, you're not going to have any family there at all?

0:06:53 > 0:06:55It's nothing against YOU, OK?

0:06:55 > 0:06:59It's just after everything, the last thing we want is a big fuss.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Refill, Carol!

0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Can't you see I've got my hands full?- How much am I paying you?

0:07:11 > 0:07:16- Not enough.- Yeah, well, it'll be even less if I don't get a coffee within 30 seconds.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19And she would not want to see me without my coffee, would she, Philip?

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Hang on a minute.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35- I'm not happy with that. - Don't push it, Shirley.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37- What are you going to do, quit? - Don't tempt me.

0:07:37 > 0:07:42Oh, yeah, I forgot, there's a load of highly-paid jobs out there, ain't there, for women your age?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Now, that wasn't too hard, was it?

0:07:53 > 0:07:57- I've created a monster.- I'm not giving you any of the credit.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Here, Carol, do you know anything about the bloke painting the sign?

0:08:00 > 0:08:06- He reckons the owner got him to do it.- Come back, Ian, all is forgiven. - Eh?- Behind you.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Hello, Ian.- I'm calling Jane. - I wouldn't bother.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Why?- Because, this place, it doesn't belong to her now.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18It belongs to me.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21No, that's what I'm... You what?

0:08:21 > 0:08:25- How?- I bought it.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27What, Jane sold the place to you?

0:08:27 > 0:08:32- That's what happens when you screw over your wife, Ian. - No, no, she wouldn't do that to me.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Er... Rainie wants to meet up later.

0:08:34 > 0:08:40- Why don't you ask her to come down here?- Really?- Yeah.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Oh, I see...

0:08:42 > 0:08:46- What?- Most men, when they've got a guilty conscience, they buy their other half flowers.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Phil's obviously got more to make up for.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Michael.- Edward.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- I just want five minutes. - No-can-do, all right?

0:09:06 > 0:09:09What you saw earlier, I wanted to explain.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Carol and I... - No. No, I'm going to stop you there,

0:09:12 > 0:09:17because a conversation with Roxy's toddler is more interesting than your bogging love life.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19You can't keep ignoring me like this.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21We live on the same square, for God's sake.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23It's a situation that's working for me.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27So I don't know, unless you want to move, what else are we going to do?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29What harm would five minutes do?

0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Hi.- Hi.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Do you fancy a coffee?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Well, what did he say?

0:09:51 > 0:09:54I'm sorry, Ma... I tried to explain,

0:09:54 > 0:09:57but they've decided to go on their own.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Maybe we should do something instead.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03You know, go out for a walk, have some lunch. Take your mind off it.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07I'm far too busy, Syed.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09But, if there's nothing else then...

0:10:25 > 0:10:28- It's hard work, isn't it?- What?

0:10:28 > 0:10:29Hating someone.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31What are you talking about?

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Your dad. Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36I don't hate him, he's just a no-mark.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41You know, I don't see how this has got anything to do with you, frankly.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Well, because I care about Roxy.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48And I suppose I know what it's like to have a difficult relationship with your dad.

0:10:48 > 0:10:53- Here we go. Now you wish you had a chance to have some sort of touching reunion with him.- No. Not at all.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57Archie was a malicious man and the world is a better place without him.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58Harsh.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00But fair.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03- I mean, can you really say the same about Eddie?- Yeah.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06- Truthfully?- What is this - Top Trumps for rubbish dads?

0:11:06 > 0:11:11No. Look, I'm not saying that you don't have good reason for not wanting to speak to him.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Then what are you saying?

0:11:13 > 0:11:16I think you know.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Come on, Jane, be reasonable.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22It's Phil Mitchell!

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Well, he's gone and given the place to Shirley, hasn't he!

0:11:25 > 0:11:30That woman wouldn't know food hygiene if it jumped up and smacked her in the mouth!

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Well, tear it up.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36Look, I tell you what, I'll give you more money for it, OK?

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Listen, I'll run it for you...

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Jane? Hello?

0:11:45 > 0:11:46- What?- Nothing.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48What, you think I'm a mug?

0:11:49 > 0:11:51£2.80.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53- Family business?- What?

0:11:53 > 0:11:56- I eat for free now. Tell her, Shirl...- Nice try, sunshine.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59No, look, just let him have it. Just this once, eh?

0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Well, I ain't. - I never said you were.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06This place is like an insurance policy. Phil steps out of line, I've got this.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09So you're going to wait and see how it goes out between them?

0:12:09 > 0:12:12You've got something cooked up, have you?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17- What, you're going to spike her drink?- Keep your voice down.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20I've got to play this one really carefully.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Are you all right? Do you want something?

0:12:34 > 0:12:35No.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41No, you can't paint it black!

0:12:41 > 0:12:45And I'm going to put a stuffed animal head up there

0:12:45 > 0:12:49- and maybe a couple of skulls hanging from the ceiling. - Oh, very funny(!)

0:12:49 > 0:12:53- I'm going to change the menu, get rid of that tuna cheese thingy... - The tuna melt?! That's a classic.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55And I'll be changing the name...

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Phil @ Shirl's. Yeah, that's got a kind of ring to it.

0:12:58 > 0:13:03You can't just erase the history of a place like this... It runs in people's veins.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Ask anyone round here what this place means to them...

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Carol, sum this place up in one word.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Grease.- No!

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Look it's my mum, all right? Kathy. That's who people remember here.

0:13:14 > 0:13:15Not for much longer.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19Shirley, look, you haven't got the first idea about running an eating establishment.

0:13:19 > 0:13:24I'm telling you, it's going to be like watching a horror film and I've got a front-row seat.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26I'll be there to listen out for the screams.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29So, I'm off to the Arches - is it all right if she sits there for a bit?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Yeah, it's fine.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Sandwich wouldn't go amiss. Maybe cheese and pickle?

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Phil said it'd be on the house.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43And would you like a drink with that?

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Orange juice, ta.

0:14:01 > 0:14:06It's going well then, this place?

0:14:06 > 0:14:10What's this kid like - any good?

0:14:10 > 0:14:11He's all right.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15That's where the money is.

0:14:15 > 0:14:19Train 'em up from youngsters and hope that they turn pro.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22That's really enlightening. Thanks, Dad(!)

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Well, I don't mean to patronise.

0:14:24 > 0:14:28You've always had a good brain on you. And it's obviously in your blood.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30You've seen the photos of me in the ring.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Yeah, yeah, you could call this place an homage(!)

0:14:33 > 0:14:35You done well for yourself.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Spotted a gap, got right in there... It's brave.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Bet it's popular too.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47Ex-copper like your mate Jack running the shop.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49You more the money man, I'm guessing?

0:14:49 > 0:14:53Yeah. You looking for a retirement fund?

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Nah, just wanted to see what you were up to.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59I'm proud of you.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05I know I have no right to be, but there it is...

0:15:05 > 0:15:06I am.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08That's beautiful(!)

0:15:08 > 0:15:11It's beautiful stuff, really moving.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15But when you're done sucking up, I need to get on.

0:15:15 > 0:15:16Fair enough.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21But one day,

0:15:21 > 0:15:24you'll know how this feels.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28- What's that?- Tommy.

0:15:28 > 0:15:32Got your own ticking mini-me right there.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34You think you hate ME?

0:15:34 > 0:15:38That's nothing compared with how that boy's going to feel about you,

0:15:38 > 0:15:40the way you treat him.

0:15:40 > 0:15:44You've got one massive grudge coming your way.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47You'd do well to mind your own business.

0:15:49 > 0:15:53Michael, you're not that young any more.

0:15:53 > 0:15:59- I was younger than you when your mother passed.- Passed!

0:15:59 > 0:16:01PASSED!

0:16:01 > 0:16:02HOW DARE YOU!

0:16:02 > 0:16:04She didn't pass...

0:16:04 > 0:16:06What kind of word is that for it?

0:16:06 > 0:16:12You killed her. YOU killed her, with your neglect and your wandering eye.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14You are the reason,

0:16:14 > 0:16:17you are the reason why she couldn't take it no more.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Maybe.- Maybe?

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Don't insult me, there ain't no maybe about it.

0:16:22 > 0:16:23And don't pretend you've changed.

0:16:23 > 0:16:29Coming round here like some reformed character just cos you've got a bit of grey in your hair,

0:16:29 > 0:16:32because I see through you.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36You're so full of anger.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38I get that,

0:16:38 > 0:16:40I used to feel the same way.

0:16:40 > 0:16:41Pent up, trapped,

0:16:41 > 0:16:45not knowing which way to turn.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Always one foot out the door.

0:16:50 > 0:16:55The difference is, I choose not to get pinned down, all right?

0:16:55 > 0:16:57I don't pretend I'm any different.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00But you have a girlfriend.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06You may want to ignore him, but you also have a son.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Shut up! I'm nothing like you!

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Look...

0:17:14 > 0:17:15I pity you, Michael.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Yeah? Yeah?

0:17:18 > 0:17:22Yeah. I remember when I was your age...

0:17:22 > 0:17:24It wasn't a happy time.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Look, I understand why you resent me.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Don't you think I haven't felt the same way?

0:17:31 > 0:17:35But I want to make it up to you.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37- There's still time.- No.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40No, there isn't. There isn't.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Just pretend I never existed.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45I wish I could, but I can't.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Well, you've done all right till now, ain't you?

0:17:48 > 0:17:51You didn't even know I was here till you come knocking.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54True.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58But why do you think I've stuck around?

0:17:58 > 0:18:00I want to get to know you, Michael,

0:18:00 > 0:18:02more than anything.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08What about the other lot?

0:18:10 > 0:18:12They hate you as well, don't they?

0:18:12 > 0:18:14- No, they're fine.- Yeah?

0:18:14 > 0:18:17If you want, I'll tell you about them.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20At least give me a chance.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Meet me at the caff at five. Cup of tea.

0:18:24 > 0:18:29You can spend the time drinking it, slagging me off, or I don't know...

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Maybe we can have a conversation.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Move things on.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39The ball's in your court.

0:18:50 > 0:18:51HE SIGHS

0:18:52 > 0:18:54You look tired, Dad.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Yeah, it's the beds - too soft.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58So what time does it kick off?

0:18:58 > 0:19:02Yeah, about that...

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Me and Afia, we...

0:19:04 > 0:19:08Yeah, you don't want your dad there showing you up - that it?

0:19:08 > 0:19:10No, it's not you, we just...

0:19:12 > 0:19:14It's all got so messy

0:19:14 > 0:19:17and we just thought best thing would be if we do it on our own.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20It's fine.

0:19:20 > 0:19:21You're not mad?

0:19:23 > 0:19:29Although if I were you I'd check your flies before you go in. Ah!

0:19:29 > 0:19:31OK.

0:19:38 > 0:19:42- You want to stop your father from seeing you get married?- But you were all for moving.- But I'm still here!

0:19:42 > 0:19:46- I stayed to support you. - I'm not saying we don't want you to be in our lives.

0:19:46 > 0:19:50Then why does it feel like a slap in the face?

0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Are you trying to punish me? - Just for today,

0:19:53 > 0:19:57try and understand.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00What would your mother say?

0:20:03 > 0:20:06Don't, Dad, don't...

0:20:06 > 0:20:10She'd be devastated to think that her only daughter

0:20:10 > 0:20:13was getting married in an empty room.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15If she was here

0:20:15 > 0:20:17I wouldn't have to, would I?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21What're you doing?

0:20:21 > 0:20:23- Nothing. - Did you not go to the salon?

0:20:23 > 0:20:26- Yeah I did, but it was fully booked. - Right.

0:20:28 > 0:20:29You're upset, what's happened?

0:20:29 > 0:20:33- It doesn't matter.- It matters to me. Has someone said something?- What?

0:20:33 > 0:20:34Who was it? Tanya?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36No, not really her fault, is it?

0:20:36 > 0:20:41- Billy, look at me. I probably scared half her customers away. - Is that what she said?

0:20:41 > 0:20:45- Not in so many words no, but... - Cheeky cow. She's got some front, ain't she?

0:20:45 > 0:20:46It's OK, it doesn't matter.

0:20:46 > 0:20:47It matters to me!

0:20:47 > 0:20:51Do you want a cup of tea or something? You know, forget about it.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Ta.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00I don't know how you do it?

0:21:01 > 0:21:03What?

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Go tee-total.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09I ain't exactly cracked it, have I?

0:21:09 > 0:21:12No, I mean...

0:21:12 > 0:21:14I know how you feel.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17You know, that need. It's like an ache, innit?

0:21:17 > 0:21:20After a long, suffering day...

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Or sometimes not even after, sometimes during,

0:21:23 > 0:21:25all you want is to just swallow a bit of vodka and...

0:21:28 > 0:21:30..you know, feel your chest open up.

0:21:30 > 0:21:34Get that hazy feeling, take the edge off things, that buzz.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40It makes you feel like you can do anything, don't it?

0:21:41 > 0:21:45- I'm sorry, I shouldn't have... - No, it's just...

0:21:45 > 0:21:50- better not to talk about it. - I thought that's what these groups were for?

0:21:50 > 0:21:53You did say orange juice, didn't you? Only...

0:21:53 > 0:21:55you've not touched it.

0:21:59 > 0:22:00Phil's right.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02- About what?- Soft drinks.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04You don't choose 'em cos you want 'em...

0:22:04 > 0:22:07You choose 'em cos it makes other people feel better.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08That what Phil says?

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Yeah. It's a meeting thing.

0:22:11 > 0:22:17So, Phil, does he do the, "I'm Phil Mitchell, I'm an alcoholic"?

0:22:17 > 0:22:19We all do.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Phil?

0:22:22 > 0:22:26I mean, he doesn't, like, pour his heart and soul out and stuff,

0:22:26 > 0:22:27but yeah, he's getting into it.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30He talks?

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Sometimes.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Sometimes it's just about being there...

0:22:35 > 0:22:40You know, being in a room where everyone understands what it's like when you can't stop.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44You know, it's like a weird bond.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47You don't have to put it into words.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49- I'm really sorry.- Watch it!

0:22:49 > 0:22:51I'll get you another one.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Well, I'm going to make sure you always get her, you know,

0:22:56 > 0:22:59cos she has a bikini wax...

0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Oi. Oi, what makes you think you're so special, eh?- Sorry?

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Just because she hasn't got the clothes and the la-di-da attitude,

0:23:05 > 0:23:08- what gives you the right to look down on her?- Billy...

0:23:08 > 0:23:10Our money is as good as anyone else's, all right?

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Discrimination, that's what this is.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16You wouldn't have turned her away cos of the colour of her skin, but it makes no difference...

0:23:16 > 0:23:20- Billy, just let me... - Chav, that's what you thinking, innit? I'm not standing for it, Tan.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Billy! Will you shut up!

0:23:22 > 0:23:26- Look, Julie never even came in to the salon.- What?

0:23:26 > 0:23:29- She said... - Yeah, well she's lying, ain't she?

0:23:29 > 0:23:33And since your money's as good as anyone else's you can buy our drinks.

0:23:33 > 0:23:37We'll have two white wines please, Tracey. Apology accepted.

0:23:39 > 0:23:40- OK?- Yep.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43Let me get the door for you.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01There you are. I thought it was going to go cold.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09Why did you say Tanya turned you away?

0:24:09 > 0:24:13Are you hiding something from me, Julie? Cos I don't like being lied to.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15And this from the man who's ashamed to be seen with me.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18- Sorry, what?- Look, I'm sorry OK,

0:24:18 > 0:24:23but I don't do all that girly thing - the hair and the make-up. It's just not me.

0:24:23 > 0:24:28If you don't think I'm good enough for you, then I'll just pack my bags and I'll go right now, shall I?

0:24:28 > 0:24:29You soppy mare.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Is that what you think?

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Course you're good enough, Julie! I just wanted to treat you, that was all.

0:24:35 > 0:24:40Yeah, well, I'm just not very good with all that silliness.

0:24:40 > 0:24:41- Well, good.- Is it good?

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Yeah, it is good.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45It's a waste of money, innit?

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Give me a fish-and-chip supper any day of the week.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50- Where's Phil's shadow?- In the bog.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Listen, have you done it yet?

0:24:52 > 0:24:55Right, three words - food hygiene certificate.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Two words - my gaff.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59So what time do you want me tomorrow?

0:24:59 > 0:25:01What for?

0:25:01 > 0:25:04- My first shift.- You what? - Are you working here?- That's right.

0:25:04 > 0:25:09- This gets better and better. It'll be a crack den by next week. - Eight o'clock.- You're not serious?

0:25:09 > 0:25:11This is going to be fun.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15- Thought you wanted to get rid? - I've changed my mind.- Why?

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Because I am one clever cookie.

0:25:23 > 0:25:24Are you OK?

0:25:24 > 0:25:29- Please. Please, stop asking me that. - OK. I'm OK.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35- Sorry, didn't have time to get a hat.- What're you doing here?

0:25:35 > 0:25:40Say if you want us to leave, but... I don't like the look of those two weirdos.

0:25:40 > 0:25:44- Nah, you'll definitely do. - Is that meant to be a dig?

0:25:44 > 0:25:48You'll have to get used to her sense of humour now she's your sister-in-law.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Uh-oh, I'm in trouble.

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Looks like you could do with one?

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Thanks.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Don't worry, it won't last. She'll get bored.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29I never knew she hated me so much.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32She hates everyone.

0:26:32 > 0:26:33I meant Jane.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41This ain't just any old motor, darlin'.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44This beautiful machine is worth serious wedge.

0:26:44 > 0:26:49- How much?- Sweetheart, do I look like the kind of fella goes around bragging about his packet?

0:26:51 > 0:26:53But ballpark... Six numbers.

0:26:53 > 0:26:57- Wait till Darren sees this. - Yeah, who's Darren?

0:26:58 > 0:26:59Dad!

0:26:59 > 0:27:01What are you doing with my Jag?

0:27:03 > 0:27:04I...

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Here, wait! I didn't even get your name!

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Jodie. And Darren's my fiance.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18What are you doing here, you reprobate?

0:27:18 > 0:27:22Hello? You're staying in a boozer. Do think I'm going to pass up an opportunity like that?

0:27:22 > 0:27:26- There's me thinking you're missing your old dad.- Well, and that.

0:27:26 > 0:27:30- So, I reckon you own me pint. - What for?- Delivering your car.

0:27:30 > 0:27:31All right, one pint.

0:27:31 > 0:27:36But if I find so much as a fingerprint on the paintwork, you're going to pay for a re-spray.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40Come on.

0:27:47 > 0:27:48Have you got a tissue?

0:27:52 > 0:27:54Well, it's emotional.

0:28:02 > 0:28:03I'm sure he's on his way.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12So I'm standing on the window ledge wearing this thong

0:28:12 > 0:28:17and it ain't doing the job of a more...supportive undergarment, if you know what I'm saying?

0:28:17 > 0:28:21- Anyway, the blonde, Sophie... - Sophie's the blonde? I thought that was Gemma?

0:28:21 > 0:28:24It could be. Anyway, she's getting rid of her old man

0:28:24 > 0:28:26and we're nearly in the clear, when there's this screaming.

0:28:26 > 0:28:30- It's the next-door neighbour, thinks I've come to molest her.- Michael!

0:28:30 > 0:28:32What time is it?

0:28:32 > 0:28:33All right, bruv?

0:28:34 > 0:28:36I was just on my way over.

0:28:36 > 0:28:40- How about a pint instead?- Forget it.

0:28:40 > 0:28:44You've had your chance, you blew it. Never again. And you...

0:28:45 > 0:28:48..don't call me bruv.

0:28:52 > 0:28:55BABY CRIES

0:29:11 > 0:29:13- KNOCK AT DOOR - Come in.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17Fresh pair of hands?

0:29:18 > 0:29:20Yeah, please.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22Hey, come on, big fella.

0:29:22 > 0:29:26Whoa, you need to give your mum and dad a bit of peace,

0:29:48 > 0:29:51Michael?!

0:29:51 > 0:29:54- Michael?- Shhh, stop it!

0:29:56 > 0:30:00- He's sleepwalking! It's the second time he's done it this week! - Shouldn't we wake him up?

0:30:00 > 0:30:04No, no! You can't cos they can have fits or heart attacks or something.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06What shall we do?

0:30:06 > 0:30:08Go and pull his pyjama bottoms down!

0:30:08 > 0:30:12- You can't do that! - You can, he'd do it to me!

0:30:12 > 0:30:13CHILD CRIES

0:30:13 > 0:30:18OK. Just make sure he doesn't use the sink as a bog....again. OK?

0:30:18 > 0:30:20Roxy! Don't leave me with him!

0:30:53 > 0:30:57Come on... Come back upstairs.

0:30:57 > 0:31:00That's it. OK?

0:31:02 > 0:31:03Hey, hey!

0:31:03 > 0:31:06Michael!

0:31:09 > 0:31:10Michael!

0:31:10 > 0:31:16It's OK. You're sleepwalking.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19You've had an accident.

0:31:19 > 0:31:23Come and sit down. Take a chair.

0:31:27 > 0:31:30OK, hold on a second.

0:31:34 > 0:31:37Let me look at your finger.

0:31:39 > 0:31:41What did I do?

0:31:41 > 0:31:43I don't know what's worse...

0:31:43 > 0:31:47the shards of glass or the bite marks.

0:32:10 > 0:32:14LOUD MUFFLED MUSIC

0:32:14 > 0:32:15BABY CRIES

0:32:15 > 0:32:17What?! This is a wind-up!

0:32:17 > 0:32:19I'm sorry, mate.

0:32:22 > 0:32:23Alfie?

0:32:23 > 0:32:26This has got to be a wind-up.

0:32:28 > 0:32:30Alfie, Alfie!

0:32:30 > 0:32:32Jean, keep your voice down!

0:32:32 > 0:32:38In case they don't like getting wet?! This better be good.

0:32:38 > 0:32:42- Listen, calm down, OK! What kind of burglars play music?- Crazy ones!

0:32:42 > 0:32:44Jeanie, you stay upstairs.

0:32:44 > 0:32:46We'll sort this out.

0:32:49 > 0:32:50No chance.

0:32:52 > 0:32:56- Tyler?!- Your music is well lame!

0:32:56 > 0:32:58What a racket! Alfie, how do you turn this off?!

0:32:58 > 0:33:00All right, I've got it, I've got it!

0:33:00 > 0:33:03- I thought I gave you money for a cab home?- What do you think

0:33:03 > 0:33:07you're playing at, you ignorant pig?! I've only just got Tommy down! How did you get in anyway?

0:33:07 > 0:33:09I never got out.

0:33:09 > 0:33:12- Well, allow me...- Sorry, Kat, I'm all right really, ain't I, Dad?

0:33:15 > 0:33:17- All right, darling?- Get out!

0:33:17 > 0:33:19- Right, party's over. - You're bang out of order.

0:33:19 > 0:33:23And you're s'posed to be looking after the Emporium...

0:33:25 > 0:33:27Look, Kat, I'm sorry for waking the baby.

0:33:27 > 0:33:31- Must still be tough, what happened. - You remember something from last night.

0:33:31 > 0:33:33That woman's wrong in the head living here.

0:33:34 > 0:33:35She's going to get sent down.

0:33:35 > 0:33:39Well, I hope they throw away the key.

0:33:39 > 0:33:41Tommy's lucky having such a fierce mum.

0:33:41 > 0:33:46- I reckon Tyler's right. - I reckon Tyler's pushing his luck.

0:33:46 > 0:33:49Everything OK?

0:33:49 > 0:33:52Tommy's finally stopped crying.

0:33:52 > 0:33:53Cos he knows his Uncle Tyler's here!

0:33:53 > 0:33:58- Can I see him?- Maybe when we've had some more sleep.

0:33:58 > 0:34:00And you've got some more clothes on.

0:34:02 > 0:34:06Well, while I'm waiting, might as well get a round in.

0:34:06 > 0:34:08Do you know what time it is?

0:34:08 > 0:34:11Dad. Me and Alfredo, we've got a lot of catching up to do.

0:34:11 > 0:34:18You've got a missus, a baby you nearly never had, a pub. Mate, you are a local hero

0:34:18 > 0:34:19I want details.

0:34:19 > 0:34:23- Three coffees coming up. - Irish ones?- Oi...

0:34:32 > 0:34:35- Your bed on fire or what? - Could say the same about you.

0:34:35 > 0:34:40- Was hoping somewhere'd be open for some cigs.- Be the death of you. - Got to have one vice.

0:34:42 > 0:34:44You OK?

0:34:44 > 0:34:51I just get out a bit quicker, now that Ben's not around to hog the bathroom.

0:34:51 > 0:34:53One day at a time, eh?

0:34:56 > 0:34:57- See ya.- See ya.

0:35:04 > 0:35:08So what's been happening on planet Tyler that's kept you alive for so long?

0:35:08 > 0:35:11Skills, fellas! I've virtually got a degree in mixology.

0:35:11 > 0:35:14Whatever that is. You can get an O-level in surfing these days.

0:35:14 > 0:35:17- What's an O-level? - You've got one. For cheek.

0:35:17 > 0:35:23Right. It's all about lining it up, the angle, the prep, like Cole to Keane...

0:35:23 > 0:35:25Right, Cole to Keane.

0:35:25 > 0:35:27You donkey!

0:35:27 > 0:35:29- Typical West Ham.- Oi!

0:35:29 > 0:35:33- At least we know Tracey's job is safe.- Shame...cos...

0:35:35 > 0:35:37I could do with lying low for a bit...

0:35:41 > 0:35:44How much is this lot going to cost me?

0:35:44 > 0:35:48- Early birds?- Couldn't sleep last night, thinking about my empire.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51I've come in and the freezer's packed up.

0:35:51 > 0:35:53- You checked the fuse box? - That's, um...

0:35:53 > 0:35:57- I've got asthma.- Sorry.

0:35:57 > 0:36:03I know, death sentence. Can't help it but, you know, addictive personality in the genes.

0:36:03 > 0:36:06You and her have got more in common than you think.

0:36:06 > 0:36:10What you doing in so early? You're not due in till eight.

0:36:10 > 0:36:13God knows why I got the job in the first place, eh, Shirl?

0:36:13 > 0:36:15To keep you on the straight and narrow.

0:36:15 > 0:36:17Well. Ta.

0:36:17 > 0:36:22First time I give you and Anthony some responsibility, and look what happens!

0:36:22 > 0:36:24Look, I've been getting under Anthony's feet.

0:36:24 > 0:36:26And I missed my pops! I'm a family man.

0:36:26 > 0:36:30Talking of which, where did Michael disappear to last night?

0:36:30 > 0:36:34- He just took off.- Have I got all this to come then, eh?

0:36:34 > 0:36:37Tommy'll be a happy chappie. He'll take after his old man.

0:36:37 > 0:36:42Yeah, I can just see him wearing one of your brother's sharp suits.

0:36:42 > 0:36:43What?

0:36:47 > 0:36:49You ain't told him, have you, Eddie?

0:36:50 > 0:36:52I'll leave that one with you, mate.

0:36:54 > 0:36:56Dad, are you serious?

0:36:56 > 0:36:58Michael's the father?

0:36:58 > 0:37:03- Alfie's a diamond.- Yeah, he is.

0:37:03 > 0:37:05This is wet.

0:37:05 > 0:37:07Michael dropped a drink on there.

0:37:07 > 0:37:10He was sleepwalking.

0:37:10 > 0:37:12It was a bit weird.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14Why didn't you wake me?

0:37:14 > 0:37:16Cos I didn't think both of us should have a bad night.

0:37:16 > 0:37:19So he's up to his old tricks then.

0:37:19 > 0:37:24- What do you mean?- My mum used to call him Midnight Michael.

0:37:24 > 0:37:26Used to do loads of weird stuff. Used to try and get in bed with her.

0:37:26 > 0:37:29Wake her up, when she was already awake.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32Poor Roxy.

0:37:32 > 0:37:35- Babe, what's that? - Notes for a plea of mitigation.

0:37:37 > 0:37:41I don't think they're going to take personal circumstances seriously.

0:37:41 > 0:37:44This is going to go in your favour.

0:37:44 > 0:37:46Everything you've been through.

0:37:46 > 0:37:50Everything that's happened to us. Any judge with half a heart will go lenient.

0:37:50 > 0:37:52I just think it makes me sound really messed up.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54It would mess anybody up, this!

0:37:54 > 0:38:00But this is all about you deserving a good life with me.

0:38:00 > 0:38:05Starting again. With the right dosh, a QC can make that happen.

0:38:05 > 0:38:07I think Roxy's already paid a lot of money for that lawyer.

0:38:07 > 0:38:09- We can't ask her for more! - Just leave it with me.

0:38:09 > 0:38:11Jack...

0:38:11 > 0:38:15They're going to go light on you, babe. Cos we've got plans. Haven't we?

0:38:18 > 0:38:21- VOICE MAIL:- 'Janine, can you get my satsumas?

0:38:21 > 0:38:26'Oh, and it's your turn to buy the takeaways, sponger...'

0:38:29 > 0:38:32'Janine, can you get my satsumas?

0:38:32 > 0:38:36'Oh, and it's your turn to buy the takeaways, sponger...'

0:38:51 > 0:38:54SMOKE ALARM BEEPS

0:38:57 > 0:38:59Good to see my money's in safe hands, ain't it?

0:38:59 > 0:39:03Some people like crispy sausages.

0:39:03 > 0:39:06Oh, my hero.

0:39:06 > 0:39:08Oh, look at him, Bruce Willis in Die Hard.

0:39:08 > 0:39:11- He's got hair like Bruce Willis. - You two, who'd have thought?

0:39:11 > 0:39:15- Where's Bruce's lunch and dinner? - Why, you not coming home later?

0:39:15 > 0:39:18Bruce's got to save America from the Russians. OK?

0:39:18 > 0:39:23- Yeah.- I could always take on another job, you know...

0:39:23 > 0:39:29- What do you want to do that for? Last time you did it, you nearly blew the place up!- That was Nick Cotton!

0:39:31 > 0:39:33Anyway, we'd be like Laverne and Shirley.

0:39:33 > 0:39:37- Living together, and working together?- Killing each other.

0:39:37 > 0:39:39Besides, you'd eat all the profits.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42Suppose you ain't got that risk with Rainie.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45Cos of all the fags she smokes.

0:39:45 > 0:39:47And whatever else. Why her, Shirley?

0:39:47 > 0:39:51Have you ever heard the saying keep your enemies close?

0:39:51 > 0:39:54MOBILE BEEPS He's left it.

0:39:55 > 0:39:57Idiot!

0:39:58 > 0:40:03'Hey, I know you're really down about Ben today,

0:40:03 > 0:40:05'but stay strong.

0:40:05 > 0:40:07'Give me a call as soon as you're free.

0:40:07 > 0:40:09'I need my one-to-one Phil time.

0:40:09 > 0:40:11'See you later.'

0:40:11 > 0:40:13Just going to the Mini Mart, want anything?

0:40:13 > 0:40:15No, thanks. I've got everything I need.

0:40:15 > 0:40:17OK, see you in a sec.

0:40:23 > 0:40:26There's no liquid cash in the business.

0:40:26 > 0:40:28- You buy my share off me. - I don't want to!

0:40:28 > 0:40:30- No. I want you as my partner. - This is for Ronnie.

0:40:30 > 0:40:32- Does she want it? - Of course she wants this.- Ask Roxy.

0:40:32 > 0:40:35No! All right, I'm her husband. I want to provide for her.

0:40:35 > 0:40:37Good for you(!) But you can't have it from here, Jack.

0:40:37 > 0:40:42What's the matter with you?! Why don't you go sleepwalk off a cliff or something.

0:40:42 > 0:40:43I'll get the money myself.

0:40:49 > 0:40:51Rainie's gone on another break!

0:40:52 > 0:40:57The job's yours, Hev. I don't think Rainie's going to be around much longer.

0:40:57 > 0:40:59Oh, thanks, Shirl!

0:41:12 > 0:41:17You want to watch that one.

0:41:24 > 0:41:25- Hi.- Hi.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27That's for Roxy.

0:41:27 > 0:41:29- Cheers.- She not in?

0:41:29 > 0:41:32Thought you two were telepathic?

0:41:32 > 0:41:36Just she normally leaves it on the door step till it goes off.

0:41:36 > 0:41:38That's about as public as I can go.

0:41:41 > 0:41:44You're going to have to get used to being out and about

0:41:44 > 0:41:46if you're going to get this top-dollar QC.

0:41:46 > 0:41:49Who told you about that?

0:41:49 > 0:41:52Jack. But it's cool.

0:41:52 > 0:41:56He's adamant about it. Thought you were as well.

0:41:56 > 0:42:00- Just don't think we can afford it. - Can't put a price on freedom.

0:42:00 > 0:42:01How's your finger?

0:42:01 > 0:42:04Yeah, well...

0:42:04 > 0:42:07Bet you and Roxy have been having a right old laugh about this.

0:42:07 > 0:42:09We've all got our demons. It's how you handle them.

0:42:09 > 0:42:12Just a stupid habit.

0:42:14 > 0:42:17You know, when Danielle, my daughter, died,

0:42:17 > 0:42:22I kept having nightmares, panic attacks...

0:42:24 > 0:42:27..because I couldn't believe what my dad was capable of.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29In the day it's easier to block out.

0:42:29 > 0:42:34But it creeps up on you at night. You've got to cope.

0:42:34 > 0:42:38It's going to get easier. That's what everybody said.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41How can it get easier?

0:42:41 > 0:42:44I've been a mum twice and I've failed twice.

0:42:44 > 0:42:47I couldn't even protect my own children.

0:42:49 > 0:42:51It's never going to go away, is it?

0:42:53 > 0:42:55No. It doesn't.

0:43:11 > 0:43:14Phil?

0:43:23 > 0:43:25Where the hell are you?

0:43:25 > 0:43:31I'm waiting so we can talk this through.

0:43:31 > 0:43:34Why did you put this into my head?!

0:43:34 > 0:43:38If you haven't scored by now, don't.

0:43:38 > 0:43:41Right? Just don't.

0:44:14 > 0:44:18- Surprise!- Oh. It's only Ja-MEAN.

0:44:18 > 0:44:20Where's Dad?

0:44:21 > 0:44:23All right, I'd be disappointed to see me too.

0:44:23 > 0:44:27But now we can all get excited together! Yay!

0:44:27 > 0:44:30What game should we play?

0:44:30 > 0:44:33Why aren't you sad?

0:44:33 > 0:44:35Because my brother's coming home.

0:44:35 > 0:44:39If my Nana Pat had died, I wouldn't want to play games. Or have a cake.

0:44:39 > 0:44:44Well, it could be sooner than you think, if Nana Pat stops taking her heart pills...

0:44:44 > 0:44:47Isn't that typical of you, Janine, scaring little children?

0:44:47 > 0:44:51I heard Nana say on the phone that she wouldn't put it past you,

0:44:51 > 0:44:53cutting the brake pipes on Lydia's wheelchair.

0:44:53 > 0:44:57Kids, the icing won't finish itself, will it? Go on.

0:44:57 > 0:44:59That means she's going to have a quiet word.

0:45:01 > 0:45:04I thought you'd be feeling guilty by now.

0:45:04 > 0:45:07- And wrong. - I stand by every word I said.

0:45:07 > 0:45:11- And I bet the poor old girl's looking down on us right now... - Hello, "poor old girl".

0:45:11 > 0:45:15..regretting the day she decided to get back in touch with you.

0:45:15 > 0:45:17- Please, Pat...- Hop it.

0:45:17 > 0:45:19You're not welcome here.

0:45:19 > 0:45:20Ricky'll believe me.

0:45:20 > 0:45:23Oh, no, not after I've had a word!

0:45:23 > 0:45:26Not if I get there first!

0:45:32 > 0:45:34Janine!

0:45:36 > 0:45:39Look who I found loitering outside.

0:45:43 > 0:45:47- Amy in her room?- Mm-hmm.

0:45:49 > 0:45:52At least hear me out.

0:45:54 > 0:45:56Let me buy you a drink.

0:45:56 > 0:46:03I could be your punchbag if it means we get to move on.

0:46:03 > 0:46:07I could take some blame, anything.

0:46:07 > 0:46:12Just to get my family closer now that we've had some distance.

0:46:14 > 0:46:17I heard Jack.

0:46:17 > 0:46:21- You been sleepwalking again.- What?

0:46:21 > 0:46:25- Just drop it.- It was the only time you'd let me be your dad.

0:46:25 > 0:46:27Bringing you back to bed.

0:46:27 > 0:46:32- Keeping you from harm. - Yeah, well, you've had plenty of practice with your other kids.

0:46:32 > 0:46:36I won't give up.

0:46:37 > 0:46:43Eddie. See you in the Vic later maybe, yeah? Go somewhere?

0:46:43 > 0:46:46I'll make it up to you.

0:46:46 > 0:46:49- I doubt it.- For yesterday.

0:46:54 > 0:47:00Hey. Look, I'm sorry.

0:47:00 > 0:47:03I'm sorry I've been so busy but the decks are clear.

0:47:03 > 0:47:07And I think that tonight we should just go out and get really hammered.

0:47:07 > 0:47:09- I've just had a bath. - So? Get dressed!

0:47:09 > 0:47:13- I'm not really in a party mood. - Yes, you are, OK?

0:47:13 > 0:47:15We'll go to the West End.

0:47:15 > 0:47:19These might be your last days of freedom.

0:47:19 > 0:47:22We don't know what's going to happen.

0:47:22 > 0:47:26Come out with me, Ron, please.

0:47:26 > 0:47:28# Beauty's where you find it...

0:47:28 > 0:47:31# BOTH: Strike a pose! #

0:47:31 > 0:47:32See!

0:47:32 > 0:47:34Come on, come on, come on, come on!

0:47:34 > 0:47:35I need to sleep.

0:47:35 > 0:47:38Fine.

0:47:38 > 0:47:43It's my fault, ain't it, for letting Michael escape last night.

0:47:49 > 0:47:52Ricky, will you come and see me straight away?

0:47:52 > 0:47:58Don't go to Pat's cos we're having a welcome-home party for you at mine.

0:47:58 > 0:48:01And don't even call her,

0:48:01 > 0:48:04cos it's going to be a surprise for the kids! All right, bye.

0:48:41 > 0:48:43What's wrong?

0:48:43 > 0:48:45Bit too much.

0:48:48 > 0:48:50Please don't judge me, Shirl.

0:48:50 > 0:48:55I've had a...had a bad day, big pressure...new job.

0:48:55 > 0:48:59I really need to see Phil, please.

0:48:59 > 0:49:01Be my guest.

0:49:02 > 0:49:06ROWDY SINGING

0:49:09 > 0:49:12Right, here we go, it's called Hawaii Two...

0:49:12 > 0:49:13Me and him, that is.

0:49:13 > 0:49:16..Big O, cos, ladies, it hits the spot.

0:49:16 > 0:49:19- Yes, please! - It's a free one, cos it's BOGOF.

0:49:19 > 0:49:21Well, where's my free one then?

0:49:21 > 0:49:24Buy one, get one free, as in a free kiss.

0:49:24 > 0:49:26I've flossed, come here!

0:49:26 > 0:49:27Go on, Mo!

0:49:30 > 0:49:32'Ere, bruv, bit early for you, innit?

0:49:32 > 0:49:36Thought you only come out in the dark! I Am Legend!

0:49:36 > 0:49:38Nurse, my sides(!)

0:49:40 > 0:49:43- Excuse me...- Hello, girls, welcome to the Queen Vic.

0:49:43 > 0:49:48We are serving up today Hawaii Big Two O, mixed by my very own Tyler Moon!

0:49:48 > 0:49:50So he is here then?

0:49:50 > 0:49:52Er..no. He was here.

0:49:52 > 0:49:54But he's just popped out.

0:49:54 > 0:49:56Oh, well, can you tell him that Kelly said all's forgiven?

0:49:56 > 0:50:00- Course I will, sweetheart.- Kelly...

0:50:00 > 0:50:02Is it hell all forgiven!

0:50:04 > 0:50:06That is from me...

0:50:06 > 0:50:08LAUGHTER

0:50:08 > 0:50:11That is from my big sister...

0:50:11 > 0:50:14And that's another one from me.

0:50:14 > 0:50:18That is from our little sister. You three-timing rat.

0:50:18 > 0:50:20I was going to break it off with all of ya.

0:50:20 > 0:50:23You do know who our brother is? Cleaver Joe?

0:50:23 > 0:50:28You tell Clever Joe, if he wants to speak to my son, he can come and ask Eddie Moon's permission.

0:50:28 > 0:50:31Bye-bye.

0:50:35 > 0:50:39Kat, it's a big ask, but can Tyler stay a couple of nights?

0:50:39 > 0:50:40He'll do any jobs you want him to.

0:50:40 > 0:50:45Won't be for long, will it? And look at the birds he pulls in, eh.

0:50:45 > 0:50:48All right. He can bunk in with Nan.

0:50:51 > 0:50:54- You and me then. Where d'you want to go?- Forget it.

0:50:54 > 0:50:58Wouldn't want you to leave Tyler defenceless for five minutes.

0:51:12 > 0:51:15- Jack!- What?

0:51:15 > 0:51:18The gym can cover a couple of grand, all right.

0:51:18 > 0:51:20Whatever it takes to ease Ronnie's sentencing.

0:51:20 > 0:51:22It's what she wants.

0:51:22 > 0:51:25I knew it was a good idea, going into business with you!

0:51:25 > 0:51:30Just don't tell Ronnie though. Don't tell anyone. I don't want it getting back to Kat and Alfie.

0:51:30 > 0:51:33I know how important she is to you.

0:51:33 > 0:51:35I won't.

0:51:35 > 0:51:36Thanks, man.

0:51:36 > 0:51:37All right.

0:51:42 > 0:51:44DOOR SLAMS

0:51:46 > 0:51:49Look what I found kissing the pavement.

0:51:49 > 0:51:52- What's happened? - What d'you think happened?

0:51:52 > 0:51:55- You never turned up. - Where?- She don't know what she's talking about.

0:51:55 > 0:51:57You won't see her again, Phil. Look at her!

0:51:57 > 0:51:59Why didn't you return my calls?

0:51:59 > 0:52:02What you talking about? I can't find my phone.

0:52:02 > 0:52:04You said we'd meet up.

0:52:04 > 0:52:06- For one last blow-out! Where were you?!- I never said anything!

0:52:06 > 0:52:11Well, guess what, she's taken a load of crack and she's off her head.

0:52:13 > 0:52:16Yeah, that's right(!) I took a load of crack.

0:52:16 > 0:52:18This ain't a counselling session.

0:52:18 > 0:52:21I've taken it from the Arches.

0:52:21 > 0:52:25I got drunk waiting for you to call me.

0:52:25 > 0:52:31I'm just returning it. I'm sorry to disappoint you, Shirley.

0:52:37 > 0:52:39- You set this up?- What if I did?

0:52:39 > 0:52:43It's only a matter of time before she caves in. So I just speeded things up.

0:52:43 > 0:52:45- You're worse than a pusher on the street! - She wants you, Phil!

0:52:45 > 0:52:49She's not going to stop until she gets you. This counselling thing, it's a smoke screen!

0:52:49 > 0:52:52- I need the support, all right! - And don't she know it!

0:52:54 > 0:52:58I wonder what you would do if I was having cosy chats with someone I used to sleep with.

0:53:01 > 0:53:07No matter where she is, you're always there when she needs you.

0:53:14 > 0:53:18Here's the coroner's report! All you have to read is two little words - natural, causes.

0:53:18 > 0:53:22- You think this gets you off the hook, do you?- Yes!

0:53:22 > 0:53:26- Of course, it totally, utterly and completely clears me! - That's all you're bothered about?

0:53:26 > 0:53:30No! Ricky, we lost our granny.

0:53:30 > 0:53:33- To natural causes! How can you even accuse me?- Very easily.

0:53:33 > 0:53:35You are the only one I've got, who...

0:53:35 > 0:53:40- That's what Grandma Lydia thought about you.- Please just stay! Please?

0:53:40 > 0:53:44- Have a drink. Let me explain. - Everything that comes out of your mouth is a lie, ain't it?

0:53:44 > 0:53:46I really don't want to be on my own tonight. Ricky?

0:53:51 > 0:53:53Rainie...

0:53:53 > 0:53:55Rainie, you haven't, have you?

0:53:57 > 0:53:59Life's bad enough without the come-down.

0:54:03 > 0:54:05You should get to bed.

0:54:06 > 0:54:11Little bed in my sister's little spare room.

0:54:12 > 0:54:15Perfect husband cooing over a perfect toddler.

0:54:15 > 0:54:19Two beautiful daughters adoring her.

0:54:19 > 0:54:21Ex-husband lusting after her.

0:54:21 > 0:54:24- Queen of the salon.- Come on,

0:54:24 > 0:54:27you've got loads going for you.

0:54:27 > 0:54:33Only when I get some attention from you. Shirley was right.

0:54:35 > 0:54:38You've been strong, haven't you? You should be proud.

0:54:40 > 0:54:45Can't wait to tell Tanya that I got sacked, with my head held high.

0:54:48 > 0:54:50I thought...

0:54:50 > 0:54:57that you'd given in, but... Ben will come back.

0:54:57 > 0:55:00Course he will.

0:55:00 > 0:55:04If Shirley wasn't that desperate, she wouldn't have done this.

0:55:04 > 0:55:10Having someone love you that much...that's everything.

0:55:15 > 0:55:18So who am I to interfere?

0:55:23 > 0:55:28I'll add "losing my only friend" to that list for Tanya.

0:55:41 > 0:55:46Rox. Thanks for getting us Ronnie's lawyer.

0:55:46 > 0:55:48I've got the best of the best too, now.

0:55:48 > 0:55:50S'all right. D'you need more money?

0:55:50 > 0:55:53Nah. The business has got it covered.

0:55:53 > 0:55:57Good! Good, and Michael's all right with that, is he?

0:55:57 > 0:55:59Well, I didn't ask him.

0:55:59 > 0:56:02The accountant, he OKed it.

0:56:02 > 0:56:05Insurance policy. For her and for me.

0:56:05 > 0:56:06And for me.

0:56:08 > 0:56:12Jack, is everything going to be OK?

0:56:12 > 0:56:14I'm sorting it, aren't I?

0:56:17 > 0:56:19DOOR OPENS

0:57:36 > 0:57:38Oi! Get up!

0:57:38 > 0:57:40What's wrong?!

0:57:40 > 0:57:42What the hell's this?

0:57:43 > 0:57:46- Jack, I don't know how he got there! - Oi, get up!- Jack, Jack, Jack!

0:57:46 > 0:57:50Listen to me, he's obviously sleepwalking again, isn't he?

0:57:50 > 0:57:54Look at him, he's got his clothes, he's got his shoes on.

0:57:54 > 0:57:56You terrified me!

0:57:56 > 0:57:58Well, how did he get in here?

0:57:58 > 0:58:01I don't know, maybe he was asleep on the sofa or something.

0:58:02 > 0:58:04I could've been laying there.

0:58:06 > 0:58:08Maybe he likes you more than you think.

0:58:09 > 0:58:11So what we going to do with him?

0:58:11 > 0:58:14I don't know, you're not meant to wake them up. What are you doing?

0:58:14 > 0:58:18- Come on then, couch.- OK, OK. - Not staying in with him, are we?

0:58:27 > 0:58:29- Ah!- Hi!

0:58:32 > 0:58:34- Kat?- There's Daddy.

0:58:38 > 0:58:42Hello, little man. You all right?

0:58:45 > 0:58:48Do you ever get premonitions, like you can sense something?

0:58:48 > 0:58:51Only I've got this tingle and it's not a good tingle.

0:58:51 > 0:58:52It's more of a feeling.

0:58:52 > 0:58:54What if Ronnie gets off?

0:58:54 > 0:58:58- Oh, can't happen.- What if she does? - Kat look at me, look at me.

0:58:58 > 0:59:02- Can't happen cos it's not possible. - Why am I feeling these things? What is it all about?

0:59:03 > 0:59:05Hey.

0:59:22 > 0:59:24Hi.

0:59:24 > 0:59:27- Hi, yourself. - What are you doing in here, you perv?

0:59:27 > 0:59:30- I want my rent.- Get out! - 300 quid by 5 o'clock today.

0:59:30 > 0:59:32I said leave.

0:59:32 > 0:59:34Now it's three o'clock.

0:59:34 > 0:59:37- I'll call the police. - It's two o'clock now.

0:59:42 > 0:59:44You're still a perv!

0:59:44 > 0:59:45DOOR SLAMS

1:00:00 > 1:00:01Sorry.

1:00:03 > 1:00:05It's all right. It's all right, I promise.

1:00:07 > 1:00:09On your bed, though? It is a bit weird. I'm sorry.

1:00:11 > 1:00:13See you later.

1:00:13 > 1:00:14Michael.

1:00:16 > 1:00:20You know this new QC thing?

1:00:20 > 1:00:23Well, Jack seems to think that he can win.

1:00:23 > 1:00:27I mean, that can't really happen, can it? Me just walking free?

1:00:27 > 1:00:30I don't know, Jack's been in a ton of courts and seen loads of nutters walk...

1:00:34 > 1:00:35I didn't mean that.

1:00:37 > 1:00:38You know what I mean.

1:00:38 > 1:00:41It'd be something, though, wouldn't it?

1:00:58 > 1:01:02Don't know what you're laughing at.

1:01:02 > 1:01:05You could help. I mean, you owe me. Don't you think?

1:01:29 > 1:01:33- Oh!- Little bird tells me you're the best grub merchant in London. - I just do my best.

1:01:33 > 1:01:36Bet you know your way around a sausage.

1:01:36 > 1:01:40- No more than most.- Show me, Jean. Show me what you can do with it.

1:01:40 > 1:01:43There's a cafe over the road. Get your own breakfast, you cheeky beggar.

1:01:43 > 1:01:45Oi! Time to get decent.

1:01:47 > 1:01:49We'll always have this moment.

1:01:49 > 1:01:52I've just been with Anthony. Our books aren't quite balancing.

1:01:52 > 1:01:56So I'm thinking...

1:01:56 > 1:01:58- obituaries. - Not on an empty stomach, Dad.

1:01:58 > 1:02:00We need new stock.

1:02:00 > 1:02:03Right, in a bit. Come find me, yeah?

1:02:06 > 1:02:08- Morning, Jeanie.- Oh! Oh!

1:02:10 > 1:02:11I'll just...

1:02:11 > 1:02:13get a cloth.

1:02:13 > 1:02:17Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where's the fire, then?

1:02:17 > 1:02:19You don't want to know.

1:02:19 > 1:02:21Obituaries.

1:02:21 > 1:02:25Every dead person has the potential of laying a Faberge egg.

1:02:27 > 1:02:31Well, you never know what they leave behind.

1:02:34 > 1:02:37Pat! I was calling you!

1:02:37 > 1:02:40I heard. Now, if you don't much mind I've got a load of Ricky's laundry to do.

1:02:40 > 1:02:42So did he make much money in Dubai?

1:02:42 > 1:02:46- That's none of your business.- Pat.

1:02:46 > 1:02:48Lovely, lovely Pat...

1:02:49 > 1:02:54- If this is a mugging, I'm taking you down with me. - Two seconds of your time. Please.

1:02:54 > 1:02:55I found something.

1:02:58 > 1:03:00- That's the bracelet... - ..my Dad bought you. Didn't he?

1:03:00 > 1:03:03I found it in my stuff.

1:03:03 > 1:03:06Well, I just saw it and immediately thought of you.

1:03:11 > 1:03:12Thank you.

1:03:12 > 1:03:13Thanks, babe.

1:03:15 > 1:03:19What your QC would like is as many character testimonies as you can get.

1:03:19 > 1:03:21From family and friends.

1:03:21 > 1:03:25- People who can vouch for Ronnie in their own way. - I'll get on that as soon as.

1:03:25 > 1:03:29Make sure you do. I can only hold off giving the judge his bundle for so long.

1:03:30 > 1:03:34The QC would also like to open up your past to the court.

1:03:36 > 1:03:39- Really?- It'll be all right, it'll help.

1:03:39 > 1:03:44Your father, the abuse, your daughter, the miscarriage.

1:03:44 > 1:03:46That history has to come out.

1:03:47 > 1:03:50I really don't think I want to talk about that.

1:03:50 > 1:03:53Ron, right now we've got to use whatever we can.

1:03:53 > 1:03:57For the first time in your life turning all those negatives into a positive.

1:03:57 > 1:04:00- They're just going to lock me up for longer.- Ronnie...

1:04:00 > 1:04:03Ronnie, you're the victim here.

1:04:03 > 1:04:06Someone who was driven to the point of no return.

1:04:06 > 1:04:08It's a massive part of your defence.

1:04:09 > 1:04:11You're going to win it.

1:04:17 > 1:04:20You really don't think she'll care?

1:04:20 > 1:04:22- Which one's yours?- Lemon, no ice.

1:04:22 > 1:04:24- So what's Jodie having? - Ice, no lemon.

1:04:24 > 1:04:26How am I going to tell her?

1:04:26 > 1:04:28I mean, I'm going out with her ex-boyfriend.

1:04:28 > 1:04:30I thought Jodie wanted still?

1:04:32 > 1:04:36Well, well, if it isn't my favourite new face! Still got that fella?

1:04:36 > 1:04:40- Still got those wheels, have you? - Touche. Jodie, wasn't it?

1:04:40 > 1:04:43We have to stop meeting like this. People will talk.

1:04:43 > 1:04:47- They already are. Who's this?- Tyler Moon. That's a sharp suit, pal.

1:04:47 > 1:04:49Game show host and his glamorous assistant.

1:04:49 > 1:04:51Actually, I think you'll find he's with me.

1:04:51 > 1:04:56- She's with him. I'd never... - She's my fiance and this expensive whistle runs a business.

1:04:56 > 1:04:59- Well, technically it's Max's business.- But I'm employee of the month again.

1:04:59 > 1:05:03Listen, who does what, I don't care. Who's with who, that's what I do.

1:05:03 > 1:05:07So what's the deal? Don't tell me young Alan Sugar here's done the double.

1:05:07 > 1:05:09- That's gross!- So gross!

1:05:09 > 1:05:11But, Jodes, I need to tell you something!

1:05:11 > 1:05:14Here we go. You're dumping your boyfriend.

1:05:14 > 1:05:17- Don't worry, petal, I tend to have that effect.- It's Poppy.

1:05:17 > 1:05:21- And she doesn't have a boyfriend. - You see, we got there in the end.

1:05:21 > 1:05:22What is it, Pops?

1:05:22 > 1:05:24Oh, there's ice in my drink.

1:05:24 > 1:05:28There's ice in her drink. And this water's fizzy, Darren.

1:05:28 > 1:05:29Oh...

1:05:32 > 1:05:34It's just us, then, ladies.

1:05:37 > 1:05:40I was wondering what happened to this.

1:05:41 > 1:05:45Frank bought it for me in this little jewellery shop just off Brighton Pier.

1:05:45 > 1:05:47Do you know? He even haggled the bloke down a bit.

1:05:50 > 1:05:54Thanks, Janine, I really appreciate it, haven't got much left that your dad gave me.

1:05:54 > 1:05:56The thing is, Pat...

1:05:56 > 1:05:58memories are expensive.

1:06:00 > 1:06:04Silly me. For a minute there, I thought you'd grown a heart.

1:06:04 > 1:06:06So what shall we say? 100?

1:06:07 > 1:06:13- Sling your hook.- Oh, all right, then, 80 and you can relive Brighton for the rest of your days.

1:06:14 > 1:06:17This cost your dad a fiver. It's silver plate.

1:06:17 > 1:06:21Yes, but you're not factoring in for inflation.

1:06:21 > 1:06:26The trouble with being cheap, Janine, is you never know what something's really worth.

1:06:26 > 1:06:29No. Well, now we know what it's worth, don't we?

1:06:29 > 1:06:31Hey, what you doing?

1:06:31 > 1:06:33Running repairs. Nice trip?

1:06:35 > 1:06:37Nothing ever changes, does it?

1:06:37 > 1:06:39Silly girl. I'd have paid 50 just for the memory.

1:06:44 > 1:06:45Well?

1:06:45 > 1:06:47Yeah, it's looking good.

1:06:48 > 1:06:51If you get this sorted, I will love you for ever.

1:06:51 > 1:06:55- Yes, well, let's all just stay calm for now.- Sorry. sorry!

1:07:05 > 1:07:09And there she was, at the station with him.

1:07:09 > 1:07:11Smashed my heart like a dropped pint glass.

1:07:11 > 1:07:12Well, that is sad.

1:07:12 > 1:07:16- So sad.- But you did sleep with her sister!- Her sister.

1:07:16 > 1:07:19I'm just glad she's with someone who'll treat her right.

1:07:19 > 1:07:22- Oh, yeah, all right! Who are you kidding?!- Darren!

1:07:22 > 1:07:26- Can't fool a fool, eh, Dazza?- It's Darren.- Jodie, a pleasure as always.

1:07:26 > 1:07:28You be sure to let me know when spring arrives, Petal.

1:07:28 > 1:07:32- It's Poppy.- Poppy, I'll be the first out the hive.

1:07:32 > 1:07:34Yeah, I'll let Julian know.

1:07:35 > 1:07:39- You're seeing Julian? - I'm seeing him. Hate me, don't you?

1:07:39 > 1:07:42No. I so don't hate you.

1:07:43 > 1:07:46Look, I'm sorry, I don't want to be rude and I don't normally do this,

1:07:46 > 1:07:49but can I get your name?

1:07:49 > 1:07:52Just your name, that's all. So I can spell it out in my sleep.

1:07:52 > 1:07:55- She smiles! It's my lucky day. - Don't push it, mate.

1:07:55 > 1:07:58If you won't give me a name, at least give me a number.

1:07:58 > 1:08:00Come on, what you playing the shy girl for?

1:08:00 > 1:08:02I bet you've given it out to worse.

1:08:02 > 1:08:04What do you think I am, eh?

1:08:05 > 1:08:07Maybe later, then?

1:08:12 > 1:08:14- Oop.- Ooh!

1:08:14 > 1:08:16Ouch, that's got to be embarrassing.

1:08:16 > 1:08:18Folk round here might start talking.

1:08:18 > 1:08:21It's the bounce, not the fall, Dazza. Ta-ta, girls.

1:08:30 > 1:08:33Oh, sweetheart, you're starting early, ain't you?

1:08:33 > 1:08:35I need it. I've just seen 'em.

1:08:35 > 1:08:36- Ronnie and Jack.- Where?

1:08:36 > 1:08:39Outside. They were with a woman and they were looking happy.

1:08:39 > 1:08:42Why would they look happy? What have they got to be happy about?

1:08:42 > 1:08:44I don't know, darling.

1:08:45 > 1:08:49- Alfie, you got any change? - Something's going on, I know it. - Hello?

1:08:49 > 1:08:52Morning, mate. Sorry, what can I get you?

1:08:52 > 1:08:55- Some change for the float?- Yeah. Not a problem.

1:08:55 > 1:08:59- Wonder what it's like, only having a few days of freedom. - You talking about Ronnie?

1:08:59 > 1:09:01Tell you what, they're going to rip her apart inside.

1:09:01 > 1:09:04- Always do when it's to do with babies.- Let's hope so.

1:09:04 > 1:09:06Don't how she thought she'd get away with it.

1:09:06 > 1:09:10- I never used to like you much. - I grow on people.

1:09:10 > 1:09:13- Janine, Janine! Oi, Ian! - Oi! Janine!

1:09:13 > 1:09:18Alfie, they were laughing. Why would they be laughing?

1:09:22 > 1:09:25So this QC ain't lost a case in three years.

1:09:25 > 1:09:28Sounds promising. Why are you whispering?

1:09:28 > 1:09:29Cos he's our ace in the hole.

1:09:29 > 1:09:32Don't want Kat and Alfie finding out. Ronnie wants it kept quiet.

1:09:32 > 1:09:34Fair play. What if she gets off, then?

1:09:34 > 1:09:37- What do you mean? - You're going to live here?

1:09:37 > 1:09:41- You serious? No, no, we're gone. We're out of here. Forever. - No more Tommy, then?

1:09:43 > 1:09:45- He ain't mine, is he? - No, don't suppose he is.

1:09:45 > 1:09:47Can't stay here for a baby that ain't mine.

1:09:47 > 1:09:49No, not saying you should. I could keep you updated.

1:09:49 > 1:09:52Send you photos, pictures.

1:09:52 > 1:09:54Yeah. Cheers, mate. Thanks(!)

1:09:54 > 1:09:57Sorry. You just concentrate on Ronnie.

1:09:57 > 1:10:01I don't suppose there's anything you can do, really, in the scheme of things.

1:10:01 > 1:10:04- I can't exactly go round there, can I?- Maybe you can.

1:10:04 > 1:10:10- Maybe you can. I can keep Ronnie occupied, distracted.- How?

1:10:10 > 1:10:11I don't know.

1:10:11 > 1:10:15I'll tell her we're going out for lunch, we're all meeting up there.

1:10:15 > 1:10:17What, and I turn up late?

1:10:17 > 1:10:20How long's it going to take? You only need ten minutes, don't you?

1:10:21 > 1:10:22It's wrong, ain't it?

1:10:24 > 1:10:25That you'll miss him?

1:10:25 > 1:10:27No.

1:10:27 > 1:10:29You were his dad.

1:10:29 > 1:10:30Once.

1:10:31 > 1:10:32Get round there, Jack.

1:10:32 > 1:10:34Probably your last chance, mate.

1:10:39 > 1:10:41- I grew this for you. - You after another punch?

1:10:41 > 1:10:46- Yeah, course I am. It's my bag, getting whacked by babes. - I ain't joking.

1:10:46 > 1:10:50- I'll have this in a sandwich.- Marie, can I get a coffee, please?- Sure.

1:10:50 > 1:10:54So you're either engaged or you've got a rich bloke with a fast car and a chalet in Cyprus.

1:10:54 > 1:10:58- Right?- No. Cos I don't do boys. Or men.

1:10:58 > 1:11:00- Well, there's a pretty picture. - Or girls.

1:11:00 > 1:11:02That just leaves animals and tree-hugging.

1:11:02 > 1:11:06- I'm not interested in anything. - Everyone's interested in something.

1:11:06 > 1:11:10Listen, right? I don't why but I'm going to be kind to you.

1:11:10 > 1:11:13I've gone off men in a major way,

1:11:13 > 1:11:15so if you don't keep your distance...

1:11:15 > 1:11:18I'm going to knock your nose off your face.

1:11:19 > 1:11:21Obituaries!

1:11:21 > 1:11:23- Dad...- Death's our business, son.

1:11:23 > 1:11:26I've got three addresses. I've made the calls, let's get moving.

1:11:26 > 1:11:30- Listen, everyone's got a thing, right?- A thing?

1:11:30 > 1:11:33- That turns you on. Everyone has that, yeah?- What are you saying?

1:11:33 > 1:11:36Hard as this is to swallow, but see that Bambi there...

1:11:36 > 1:11:39- she turned me down.- Never!

1:11:39 > 1:11:42- It's outrageous.- Improper. - Totally wrong.- A crime.

1:11:42 > 1:11:43Come on.

1:11:54 > 1:11:56We're shut.

1:11:56 > 1:11:59Why didn't you tell me it was a bag full of receipts?

1:12:00 > 1:12:06- That's still theft.- So...arrest me.

1:12:06 > 1:12:08Janine, what you playing at?

1:12:08 > 1:12:10You'd never get away with something like that.

1:12:10 > 1:12:12Maybe I've just reached that point.

1:12:14 > 1:12:16You sound desperate.

1:12:17 > 1:12:19Question is, how desperate?

1:12:19 > 1:12:23- Don't you dare. - Come on, get on all fours.

1:12:25 > 1:12:27You are disgusting.

1:12:27 > 1:12:29Get on all fours...

1:12:30 > 1:12:32..and scrub the floor.

1:12:32 > 1:12:37- Whilst you're down there, I'll have a little think about other jobs you can do for me.- All right.

1:12:39 > 1:12:41Only if you give me an advance.

1:12:41 > 1:12:43- How much?- 300.- Yeah, right(!)

1:12:43 > 1:12:47300 and I'll be yours for the next month.

1:12:47 > 1:12:50And I'll do anything. Within...

1:12:50 > 1:12:52Within reason.

1:12:52 > 1:12:53How do I know I can trust you?

1:12:53 > 1:12:57Well, I just brought your stupid money bag back, didn't I?

1:12:57 > 1:13:00- Going to take more than that. - Like what?

1:13:00 > 1:13:02Like I said.

1:13:02 > 1:13:04On all fours.

1:13:19 > 1:13:23Yeah, it was a really great meeting, Max.

1:13:23 > 1:13:24Got a lot going for us.

1:13:25 > 1:13:29Don't know. It's like all the bad stuff's coming good.

1:13:29 > 1:13:32Yeah, it's the most positive I've been in months.

1:13:32 > 1:13:33So we're doing lunch, then?

1:13:33 > 1:13:35OK.

1:13:36 > 1:13:38Celebrating.

1:13:38 > 1:13:40Well, we haven't won yet.

1:13:40 > 1:13:42Feeling is you will.

1:13:42 > 1:13:47- I'll believe that when it happens. - You're right. We shouldn't get too far ahead of ourselves.

1:13:47 > 1:13:49No.

1:13:49 > 1:13:51Tempting as that is.

1:13:58 > 1:14:02- Listen, just text me when you get to the Argee Bhajee.- All right.

1:14:02 > 1:14:05- I'll be quick as I can.- All right. Don't blow it.

1:14:06 > 1:14:08- Meaning?- Well, no tears.

1:14:08 > 1:14:12No welling up, no lump in the throat. They'll cotton on.

1:14:12 > 1:14:13I'll be fine.

1:14:19 > 1:14:22Hey, Tiffany! Tiffany, look!

1:14:24 > 1:14:25Hey, stop that!

1:14:25 > 1:14:29- I'm warning you, Tiffany!- Smile. - I mean it, all right?

1:14:29 > 1:14:30Just go back to school.

1:14:30 > 1:14:34We're doing a project. Animals in the city.

1:14:34 > 1:14:35Ian, will you tell them?

1:14:35 > 1:14:39Janine the wild dog.

1:14:39 > 1:14:42- Shut up, all right?- Woof woof. - One more comment from you...

1:14:42 > 1:14:43Here, doggy, doggy.

1:14:47 > 1:14:50Er, if you want that advance, finish scrubbing.

1:14:53 > 1:14:57Kat. Kat, listen, sweetheart, I'll tell you what...

1:14:57 > 1:15:00I'll have a word with Jack, find out who that woman was.

1:15:00 > 1:15:03I need more than that. I want you to go and have it out with him.

1:15:03 > 1:15:05That's what you should be doing - manning up.

1:15:05 > 1:15:07You can do that, can't you?

1:15:11 > 1:15:13Oh. All right, Jack?

1:15:13 > 1:15:16I saw this and I thought of Tommy.

1:15:30 > 1:15:33- Are they looking at me?- Yeah.

1:15:33 > 1:15:35They are.

1:15:35 > 1:15:38But they're probably just thinking what a handsome couple we are.

1:15:38 > 1:15:40Well, I'm handsome.

1:15:42 > 1:15:45- You drinking?- No, no, better not.

1:15:46 > 1:15:49- Bottle of house red, please. - Certainly.- Thank you.

1:15:55 > 1:15:56So, look...

1:15:56 > 1:16:00for the next hour, let's just relax and just be you.

1:16:00 > 1:16:02Well, the old you.

1:16:04 > 1:16:05You don't know the old me.

1:16:05 > 1:16:07No, no, I don't.

1:16:07 > 1:16:09I'd quite like to, though.

1:16:13 > 1:16:14Here you are. Look...

1:16:15 > 1:16:16PAT LAUGHS

1:16:16 > 1:16:20Oh, Janine, ain't you the little scrubber?

1:16:20 > 1:16:22I'm going to frame that.

1:16:22 > 1:16:24Be a nice memory.

1:16:24 > 1:16:26- A keepsake, since you broke my other one.- Why'd you do that?

1:16:26 > 1:16:28It was for Granny.

1:16:28 > 1:16:31- Granny?- Yeah, towards funeral costs.

1:16:31 > 1:16:34Just making sure no-one chucks her on a bonfire or something.

1:16:34 > 1:16:37- Does it cost a lot, then? - Yes, loads.

1:16:37 > 1:16:41Bet you feel really guilty now, gloating like that when I'm just trying to do my best here.

1:16:41 > 1:16:47Janine, that is the cleanest chip-shop floor in the entire world.

1:16:47 > 1:16:49You're mine now.

1:16:49 > 1:16:53- OK, I get it. - No, no, tell Pat and Ricky.

1:16:53 > 1:16:55I want witnesses.

1:16:55 > 1:16:56No way!

1:16:56 > 1:16:58You belong to me.

1:16:58 > 1:17:02- Ian, behave, will you? - Forget it. I'll keep the cash. - Fine. Pat, Ricky. I...

1:17:04 > 1:17:07Oh, God... I belong to Ian now.

1:17:11 > 1:17:14I just hope Granny's watching.

1:17:18 > 1:17:21What d'you reckon, Alfie? West Ham, midfield?

1:17:21 > 1:17:25I was thinking more of a striker, Jack.

1:17:25 > 1:17:27Long as he gets us tickets for the match, eh?

1:17:28 > 1:17:33England, West Ham. Expect nothing less from you, yeah?

1:17:33 > 1:17:36- See, the thing is... - Alfie, need your muscle.

1:17:36 > 1:17:39- Uh, no... Eddie. - It's only George Street.

1:17:39 > 1:17:43Great, big sideboard, total bargain. Me and Ty can't lift it.

1:17:43 > 1:17:45- Yeah, I know... - Why don't you go, yeah?

1:17:45 > 1:17:48- Cos you're doing nothing here, are you?- Kat...- Just go!

1:17:52 > 1:17:53All right.

1:18:02 > 1:18:03I should ring Roxy, shouldn't I?

1:18:05 > 1:18:09- No, you'd better not. - Yeah?- She's just going to...

1:18:09 > 1:18:12- bang on about the statements and the QC.- Fair enough.

1:18:12 > 1:18:14So where were we? Yeah, Ibiza.

1:18:14 > 1:18:16So all blokes putting it on you?

1:18:18 > 1:18:20Well, I may have had a few offers.

1:18:20 > 1:18:25- Anyone special?- No, no. I was always...looking out for Roxy.

1:18:25 > 1:18:27Bet she can get into trouble.

1:18:27 > 1:18:30Yeah, she can. That girl knows how to get into trouble.

1:18:30 > 1:18:33- She's wild.- She is. - But you were there.

1:18:33 > 1:18:35- To sort her out.- I was. Every time, without fail.

1:18:35 > 1:18:37She'll miss you, you know.

1:18:37 > 1:18:39She'll be lost, I reckon. If...

1:18:39 > 1:18:43- I really don't want to talk about that.- Course you don't. Sorry.

1:18:43 > 1:18:45Sorry.

1:18:45 > 1:18:48Anyway, you're going to be there for her. Aren't you?

1:18:48 > 1:18:51Yeah, course. But it's not going to come to that.

1:18:51 > 1:18:54- You don't think so? - No. Cos I can feel it in my water.

1:18:54 > 1:18:57- You're a clairvoyant? - No, got a weak bladder.

1:18:57 > 1:18:59Sorry.

1:19:01 > 1:19:03It suits you, laughing.

1:19:03 > 1:19:05It does. It's nice.

1:19:05 > 1:19:08Good teeth. They your own, or...?

1:19:08 > 1:19:10They are my own teeth, shut up!

1:19:10 > 1:19:12Right, like that, is it? Have some of that.

1:19:12 > 1:19:17- All right, stop it. Stop it. - What about that. Over the top... underneath.- Stop it, Michael!

1:19:17 > 1:19:20- Got it in my hand.- Stop!

1:19:21 > 1:19:25Don't, don't. Don't. I'm in enough trouble as it is.

1:19:28 > 1:19:30Jack said that...

1:19:31 > 1:19:35He said you could go away, for a long time. He said forever.

1:19:35 > 1:19:37I'd be sorry if that happened.

1:19:39 > 1:19:41Yeah, it's going to happen one way or another.

1:19:45 > 1:19:46I'm so sorry!

1:19:49 > 1:19:50Hey.

1:19:51 > 1:19:53- Hey.- Hiya.

1:19:53 > 1:19:56- Sorry, did I get the wrong time?- No.

1:19:56 > 1:19:58- No.- No?- No.

1:19:58 > 1:20:01- All right, never mind. I'm here now. - You are.

1:20:01 > 1:20:03So what we laughing about?

1:20:06 > 1:20:13Excuse me, can I get a large... really large glass of white wine, please? Thank you.

1:20:14 > 1:20:18So come on, then. What about this new QC?

1:20:18 > 1:20:20I can't wait to see him in action!

1:20:27 > 1:20:30Oi, perv! You can put that lot back.

1:20:30 > 1:20:32Look what I've got.

1:20:32 > 1:20:35Yes, that's right. Your money.

1:20:35 > 1:20:39So you can put it all back. Neatly.

1:20:39 > 1:20:41You don't understand.

1:20:41 > 1:20:45It's my legal right to kick you out regardless. Which is what I'm doing.

1:20:45 > 1:20:47Er, yes. But you can't.

1:20:47 > 1:20:51- Because now I've given you your money.- Read it...and weep.

1:21:00 > 1:21:02What are you laughing at?

1:21:07 > 1:21:10Ming or minging?

1:21:10 > 1:21:13- Minging.- Burke and Hare, am I done here? I've got a job to do.

1:21:13 > 1:21:16- Never mind this grave-robbing business.- This is proper.

1:21:16 > 1:21:18Oh, really?

1:21:20 > 1:21:23Look at that. It's so wrong.

1:21:23 > 1:21:26- That's Michael all over. - Gorgeous bit of trim like that getting banged up.

1:21:26 > 1:21:28What a waste.

1:21:28 > 1:21:29Hey!

1:21:30 > 1:21:34- What you doing?- Doing? - What you doing with them?

1:21:34 > 1:21:38- It's my girlfriend and her sister. Problem?- Yeah. There's a problem. Who's side are you on?

1:21:41 > 1:21:44- Come on, let's just go. - I'll catch up.- Yeah.

1:21:46 > 1:21:48Right, listen to me.

1:21:48 > 1:21:50I couldn't say anything then but I've been digging.

1:21:50 > 1:21:54Now, I'm a Moon and I'm just as angry as you are.

1:21:54 > 1:21:57Jack has got a new brief.

1:21:57 > 1:22:00The best in the business, best money can buy, ain't lost a case in three years.

1:22:00 > 1:22:02Three years!

1:22:03 > 1:22:06Jack's going to get Ronnie off.

1:22:09 > 1:22:10Jack.

1:22:11 > 1:22:15I'm not being funny, but I saw you earlier. You and Ronnie.

1:22:15 > 1:22:18You was with this woman. Roxy was all over her as well.

1:22:19 > 1:22:22Just seems a bit weird that you were so happy.

1:22:22 > 1:22:24- Happy?- Yeah.

1:22:25 > 1:22:28Just a friend of Roxy's, she came round.

1:22:28 > 1:22:30Honest?

1:22:31 > 1:22:34What have we got to be happy about?

1:22:34 > 1:22:35Sorry.

1:22:35 > 1:22:38I had to ask. It's been driving me nuts.

1:22:38 > 1:22:42- Listen, I'd better go.- You know you can come over after the sentencing.

1:22:42 > 1:22:45If you feel the need to. The door's always open to you.

1:22:48 > 1:22:51- Come on, we should get back. - Hold on. Michael?

1:22:51 > 1:22:53- I don't believe this.- What?

1:22:56 > 1:22:59He's just told me Jack's gone to see Tommy.

1:22:59 > 1:23:03No, he can't be. I mean, he must be lying.

1:23:03 > 1:23:06- I wish he was.- No, no, no. That's not right, it's not.- Well...

1:23:15 > 1:23:16You look after him.

1:23:16 > 1:23:18I always do.

1:23:18 > 1:23:21Just saying it, really. You know he deserves the best.

1:23:21 > 1:23:23What you get him.

1:23:24 > 1:23:28Oi. How could you do that, eh, Jack?

1:23:28 > 1:23:31- How could you do that to us?- Alfie?

1:23:31 > 1:23:33Why don't you tell Kat, eh?

1:23:33 > 1:23:36Why not tell her how you've been taking us for a ride?!

1:23:36 > 1:23:40- What?- I'm lost, mate. - Course you're lost. We'd have been there for you, Jack.

1:23:40 > 1:23:43We'd have even been there for you when Ronnie went down.

1:23:43 > 1:23:44And you know what?

1:23:44 > 1:23:47I'd have been... I can't believe he's been mugging us.

1:23:47 > 1:23:49I'd have been happy for you to be part of Tommy's life.

1:23:49 > 1:23:51But you know what he's gone and done?

1:23:51 > 1:23:55He's got himself the best QC. Yeah, well done, Jack!

1:23:55 > 1:23:57The best QC that money can buy.

1:23:57 > 1:24:01- Jack, no.- This brief hasn't lost a case in three years!

1:24:04 > 1:24:06Eh? Why did you do that to us?

1:24:06 > 1:24:10Why did you...? Get out! Get out! Get out.

1:24:12 > 1:24:16Get out of my pub! And you stay away from Tommy, all right?!

1:24:23 > 1:24:24Ronnie...

1:24:35 > 1:24:36Ronnie?

1:24:45 > 1:24:47That was almost fun.

1:24:48 > 1:24:52Yeah, well it's not me who's not concentrating, Michael.

1:24:52 > 1:24:54I can't perform if...

1:24:54 > 1:24:57No, I can't perform if there are people milling about...

1:24:57 > 1:25:00Oh, please, come on! Ronnie's heard it all before. She's heard worse.

1:25:00 > 1:25:02You are so cheap sometimes.

1:25:02 > 1:25:07- Excuse me?- You should have a bit of class about you, girl.

1:25:07 > 1:25:09- What, and you think you're gentry, do you?- No, I'm just...

1:25:09 > 1:25:13All I'm saying is sometimes I'm surprised you're sisters.

1:25:13 > 1:25:16Well, maybe I'll call her in here, shall I?

1:25:17 > 1:25:18Look, I was just saying goodbye.

1:25:18 > 1:25:21It's not like I've been going round there seeing Tommy.

1:25:31 > 1:25:34KISSING

1:25:34 > 1:25:37- You OK?- Yeah.

1:25:37 > 1:25:39How's your knuckles?

1:25:41 > 1:25:44Yeah, feel as though I've got about seven in there at the moment.

1:25:44 > 1:25:47- Well, at least we know where we stand.- Yeah.

1:25:47 > 1:25:50We're at war now.

1:25:50 > 1:25:52I'm going to change my victim statement.

1:25:52 > 1:25:54I'm not holding anything back.

1:25:54 > 1:25:57Yeah, right. Give it both barrels, get her locked up for good.

1:25:57 > 1:25:59Yeah, we have to make that happen.

1:25:59 > 1:26:02I can't think of her any other way. I really can't.

1:26:08 > 1:26:10'Look, I was just saying goodbye.

1:26:10 > 1:26:13'It's not like I've been going round there seeing Tommy...'

1:26:13 > 1:26:16Do you believe him?

1:26:16 > 1:26:19I don't know.

1:26:19 > 1:26:21It's you I feel for.

1:26:21 > 1:26:26- Must be difficult to know who to trust.- Wait.

1:26:27 > 1:26:32- If you see him will you tell him I'll call him later?- Yeah.

1:26:32 > 1:26:36- It's just I don't feel like talking to him right now. - No, no. Can't blame you.

1:27:18 > 1:27:22FRENCH ACCENT: Janine, my darling. We had such a fantastic night together!

1:27:22 > 1:27:24Urgh!

1:27:24 > 1:27:26Will you marry me?

1:27:26 > 1:27:27Mwuh!

1:27:27 > 1:27:31- That's so not even funny! - Who said you could sleep in here? It's against health and safety.

1:27:31 > 1:27:33So is sticking a fish in my face.

1:27:33 > 1:27:36You need to find somewhere else to kip.

1:27:45 > 1:27:49- Uncle Jack, what's that about? - Long story.

1:27:49 > 1:27:50Are you all right? Do you need anything?

1:27:50 > 1:27:53I'm fine. I've had worse.

1:27:53 > 1:27:56- You sure?- Yeah, but thanks.

1:27:59 > 1:28:01Jack.

1:28:01 > 1:28:04- What you looking at?- Nice tattoo.

1:28:06 > 1:28:09- Listen, um...that's on the house. - Oh, no, no Carol, I couldn't accept.

1:28:09 > 1:28:11- Go on.- Oi! What you playing at?

1:28:11 > 1:28:14- What?- He's one of them.

1:28:14 > 1:28:16I expect better from you.

1:28:17 > 1:28:19You got that?

1:28:21 > 1:28:24I wasn't that hungry anyway.

1:28:24 > 1:28:26You see her slobbering all over him?

1:28:26 > 1:28:28Least they're the same age.

1:28:28 > 1:28:31Same age? She's like 70,

1:28:31 > 1:28:33and he's at least 100.

1:28:33 > 1:28:36Yeah, well at least... What happened to your boyfriend?

1:28:36 > 1:28:38OK, where's YOUR boyfriend?

1:28:38 > 1:28:41Or are you just going to punch every boy that you meet?

1:28:41 > 1:28:45Yeah, probably. And then it'll save some for you, won't it? If you can find one.

1:28:45 > 1:28:49- What, you don't think I can? - No, you don't need one anyway.

1:28:49 > 1:28:53Yeah, I so don't want to end up like that.

1:28:54 > 1:28:57Look, it's not that much of a rise I want out of you.

1:28:57 > 1:29:00- It's an extra 20%, Mo. - And we're in a recession.

1:29:00 > 1:29:03Yeah, right, so the rent should be cheaper if anything.

1:29:03 > 1:29:08Look here, lover, you be good to me and I'll be good to you.

1:29:08 > 1:29:11- They're all at it. All the oldies. - I could teach you a thing or two.

1:29:11 > 1:29:12- Yeah?- Yeah.

1:29:12 > 1:29:16Sorry, Mo, but he's taken.

1:29:16 > 1:29:18- Am I?- You are now.

1:29:18 > 1:29:20Hmm.

1:29:20 > 1:29:22Tea to go please, Carol.

1:29:22 > 1:29:25You can pretend to like me till she's gone.

1:29:26 > 1:29:29- All right... Um... A vase?- No.

1:29:29 > 1:29:32- A teapot?- No, we've got one of them.

1:29:32 > 1:29:34Oh, come on, just show us, will ya?

1:29:34 > 1:29:35OK, sit down, sit down.

1:29:37 > 1:29:39There you go.

1:29:40 > 1:29:42What d'you think?

1:29:42 > 1:29:44- I love it.- Honestly?- Yeah, yeah.

1:29:44 > 1:29:46I've always wanted one of these.

1:29:46 > 1:29:49- Where we going to put it? - It's your place, you decide.

1:29:49 > 1:29:52No, no, it's our place. If anyone asks, we're paying rent, right?

1:29:52 > 1:29:56- It's our place, do you mean that? - Yeah, course I do.

1:29:56 > 1:29:59We've got our own little lava lamp to prove it now, haven't we?

1:29:59 > 1:30:01It's our home sweet home.

1:30:01 > 1:30:02Yep.

1:30:05 > 1:30:07Who knew he had it in him?

1:30:07 > 1:30:09Why have a go like that?

1:30:09 > 1:30:12Listen, I need you to write me a letter.

1:30:12 > 1:30:15- A statement.- A letter? - You can turn me down,

1:30:15 > 1:30:19I'd understand, considering, but I need statements saying how wonderful Ronnie is.

1:30:19 > 1:30:22- Ah. - You know what? Forget about it.

1:30:24 > 1:30:27Does it have to be in joined up writing?

1:30:27 > 1:30:29- You'll do it?- Yeah, course I'll do it.- Oh, brilliant.

1:30:29 > 1:30:31It's just the QC wants me to get as many as I can

1:30:31 > 1:30:33for the judge to read before sentencing.

1:30:33 > 1:30:35Who else you got in mind?

1:30:35 > 1:30:39Just family mainly. Going to set up a meet, you know?

1:30:39 > 1:30:41Spell out what to write.

1:30:41 > 1:30:44The moment Ronnie reads them, I'm off the hook with Tommy.

1:30:44 > 1:30:46You're bleeding.

1:30:48 > 1:30:49Great(!)

1:30:49 > 1:30:53- I'm going past your place, I'll get you a shirt if you like.- Yeah?

1:30:53 > 1:30:56- You just get that meeting sorted. - Cheers. Oh, and listen.

1:30:56 > 1:31:00If you see Ronnie, you tell her I'm fighting tooth and nail for her.

1:31:00 > 1:31:03Yeah.

1:31:04 > 1:31:08You can't blame him, can you? If you were Jack, wouldn't you go and see Tommy? One last time?

1:31:08 > 1:31:10I'm just saying he could've told me.

1:31:10 > 1:31:13Yeah, all right, so since when does any man tell anyone anything?

1:31:13 > 1:31:14That's huge, Rox.

1:31:14 > 1:31:18What if he's lying about something else?

1:31:18 > 1:31:23What if this QC is a way of him getting everyone's hopes up?

1:31:23 > 1:31:25I mean, he might know I'm going down.

1:31:28 > 1:31:30He wouldn't. I mean, how could he?

1:31:30 > 1:31:33Think about it, look at the odds.

1:31:33 > 1:31:34Don't say stuff like that, yeah?

1:31:36 > 1:31:39- Look. Michael has said he'll look you.- Ronnie...

1:31:39 > 1:31:42- Listen to me.- No!- And you have got to look out for Jack.

1:31:42 > 1:31:45Stop it. Stop it.

1:31:48 > 1:31:51We have got to have this talk, you know we do.

1:31:56 > 1:31:59Ronnie, if you go down,

1:31:59 > 1:32:01I'm pretty much going down with you, OK?

1:32:01 > 1:32:05You have got to be tough and you've got to be strong.

1:32:05 > 1:32:07- And you'll find a way, I know you will.- My whole life...

1:32:07 > 1:32:09My whole life you've been there for me.

1:32:09 > 1:32:11And I will be again.

1:32:14 > 1:32:18- You think you're going down, don't you?- No. But I don't think we can be stupid about this.

1:32:18 > 1:32:20There is a chance of it.

1:32:20 > 1:32:25- You've got to look at what I did. - Yeah, and why you did it,

1:32:25 > 1:32:29and all the horrible things that happened to you.

1:32:29 > 1:32:32They're going to see that, they are, aren't they?

1:32:32 > 1:32:34They might, and they might not.

1:32:37 > 1:32:39No, but you've been punished.

1:32:39 > 1:32:43You have. I mean, your whole life has been a punishment.

1:32:43 > 1:32:46Roxy, listen to me.

1:32:46 > 1:32:48Listen to me.

1:32:48 > 1:32:51I can only do this if I know you're going to be all right.

1:32:51 > 1:32:55I'm not. I'm really not and that's what I'm trying to tell you, Ron.

1:32:55 > 1:32:57But you've got to be! You've got to be for Jack,

1:32:57 > 1:33:00you've got to be for Amy.

1:33:00 > 1:33:05- But I need my big sister. - And I need my little sister.

1:33:05 > 1:33:08Listen to me. I am just as scared.

1:33:08 > 1:33:11I'm just as scared as you are. Come here.

1:33:16 > 1:33:19A lot of me died with Tommy.

1:33:19 > 1:33:22Or who I thought was Tommy.

1:33:24 > 1:33:26I'd lived my life to that point.

1:33:29 > 1:33:32Some might say that I was... too quick to have a good time.

1:33:32 > 1:33:35But you are what you are and I was what I was.

1:33:38 > 1:33:39And then she went and...

1:33:48 > 1:33:51I was ready to ease off the throttle

1:33:51 > 1:33:56and put all that mad energy into raising my little boy.

1:33:56 > 1:33:59I couldn't wait to be a mum.

1:33:59 > 1:34:01I couldn't.

1:34:04 > 1:34:06And when he died, I just wanted to be with him.

1:34:08 > 1:34:12I couldn't stand the thought of him all alone in that little grave.

1:34:14 > 1:34:16I just wanted to be buried beside him.

1:34:20 > 1:34:24Every day I got up and I'd think, today is the day that I do it.

1:34:27 > 1:34:35And you look around, and you can see people are trying to help but it doesn't make any difference.

1:34:35 > 1:34:37Cos I knew I'd already stopped breathing.

1:34:42 > 1:34:45That's the God's honest truth.

1:34:46 > 1:34:48You get all that down, Mo?

1:34:48 > 1:34:50Yeah. I got it.

1:34:51 > 1:34:55We're gonna nail her, Kat. I promise.

1:34:59 > 1:35:01- Nothing I can't handle. - All the same...

1:35:01 > 1:35:04Carol. We're cool.

1:35:04 > 1:35:11- What does cool mean, exactly? - Below room temperature, above freezing.- So we're cold.

1:35:11 > 1:35:13Kind of.

1:35:17 > 1:35:21You working for Beale now? How's that panning out?

1:35:21 > 1:35:23Oh, it's a thing of beauty.

1:35:24 > 1:35:27- What?- You know what.

1:35:27 > 1:35:29Kim, you got any rooms at the B&B?

1:35:29 > 1:35:33- Oh, I got rooms, sweet cheeks. How many d'you want? - Well, put me down for one.

1:35:33 > 1:35:37- Plenty of room to go round. - Right then, forget I asked.

1:35:37 > 1:35:40- But we just made a deal. - Yeah, well, not with her there.

1:35:40 > 1:35:44- He did ask first. - I'll pay cash, upfront.

1:35:44 > 1:35:50- Billy, lend me some money, will you? - I ain't got any money. - Right, so it's me or her.

1:35:52 > 1:35:57Thing is, it all comes down to who I want to catch coming out the shower.

1:35:58 > 1:36:03- Thanks.- Take a photo, it'll last longer.

1:36:03 > 1:36:06I was looking at your pendant.

1:36:06 > 1:36:09- It's a locket.- Is it for sale?

1:36:09 > 1:36:13- Not remotely. It's my grandma's. - Well, everything has a price.

1:36:13 > 1:36:18- Not this.- Seriously, what would you take for it?

1:36:18 > 1:36:20- Might help with the housing problem. - Where were we?

1:36:20 > 1:36:24You'd sleep on the streets for the sake of a piece of metal?

1:36:28 > 1:36:30Who's sleeping on the streets?

1:36:30 > 1:36:32Just forget it.

1:36:32 > 1:36:36- You never said.- Well, we're not meant to be talking right now. - So what's happened to the flat?

1:36:36 > 1:36:39I had to use the rent money to pay for Grandma's funeral.

1:36:39 > 1:36:45- You'd make yourself homeless for that?- Some of us actually care about our families.

1:36:48 > 1:36:50I never meant to hurt anyone.

1:36:50 > 1:36:52I know that. I do. Come here.

1:36:52 > 1:36:56They don't know that out there, though, do they?

1:36:59 > 1:37:00They weren't there, were they?

1:37:00 > 1:37:04They weren't you at that exact moment and they have no idea.

1:37:06 > 1:37:07How do I look?

1:37:09 > 1:37:11Beautiful.

1:37:56 > 1:37:57I need a favour.

1:37:57 > 1:38:00Being polite now, are we?

1:38:00 > 1:38:03- You've got blood on your shirt. - Yeah, I know.

1:38:03 > 1:38:08Look, can you get all the Brannings together, bring them here?

1:38:08 > 1:38:12- We having a party?- If you see 'em, can you grab 'em? - I can't, I'm working.

1:38:12 > 1:38:15- So stop working.- What, I'll just get dragged away all the time.

1:38:15 > 1:38:19All right, we'll do it at mine, all right? But you make sure you're there.

1:38:34 > 1:38:37That's my little work pony. Are you going to be OK holding the fort?

1:38:37 > 1:38:40- I've got to take Bobby round to Jane's new flat.- It'll cost you.

1:38:40 > 1:38:45- I think you're forgetting the 300 I've already given you in advance. - Yeah, but I need extra cash.

1:38:45 > 1:38:47Don't push it, Janine.

1:38:50 > 1:38:53- Oh!- 50 quid for the locket. - Not you again.

1:38:53 > 1:38:56Come on, we both know you want the cash.

1:38:56 > 1:39:00Look, it's the only thing I've got left of her.

1:39:00 > 1:39:01Memories are more valuable.

1:39:01 > 1:39:03No, I can't.

1:39:03 > 1:39:06Granny'll be looking down at you now

1:39:06 > 1:39:08and she'd be saying take the money.

1:39:10 > 1:39:14- Doubtful. - All right, enjoy your park bench.

1:39:14 > 1:39:16Don't get attacked or anything.

1:39:19 > 1:39:20I will get this back, I swear.

1:39:20 > 1:39:23Wait...

1:39:32 > 1:39:34Oh, Greg, you ain't seen Max?

1:39:34 > 1:39:40- I've been trying to get hold of him, he's not picking up.- No. It important?- Yeah. It's monumental.

1:39:48 > 1:39:51We can't... Not here.

1:39:51 > 1:39:53Who says?

1:39:59 > 1:40:01DOOR UNLOCKS

1:40:12 > 1:40:13How many shirts you got?

1:40:13 > 1:40:15How about that one?

1:40:15 > 1:40:16- You kidding me?- What?

1:40:16 > 1:40:19That was a Christmas present from Max, weren't it? A big joke.

1:40:29 > 1:40:30Oi, Max!

1:40:32 > 1:40:36- Tell me you locked that door.- Max?

1:40:42 > 1:40:44Max?

1:40:45 > 1:40:47Yeah?

1:40:49 > 1:40:52- You ARE in.- Yeah. All right, Greg?- Yeah.

1:40:52 > 1:40:53Was just was doing some paperwork

1:40:53 > 1:40:56and, you know, phones are off. You know what it's like.

1:40:56 > 1:41:01- Jack was looking for you. Monumental was the word he used.- Right...

1:41:04 > 1:41:06- Anything else?- Just that.

1:41:06 > 1:41:09Right, I'll, uh... I'll call him.

1:41:09 > 1:41:12- He looked pretty worried.- Yeah, well, you know what Jack's like.

1:41:14 > 1:41:16- What?- You're wearing lipstick.

1:41:16 > 1:41:19- Oh, behave yourself. - It looks like it.

1:41:19 > 1:41:22It's my natural complexion.

1:41:22 > 1:41:26Yeah, anyway, you best give him a call.

1:41:32 > 1:41:34We have got to stop, we'll get caught!

1:41:34 > 1:41:37Just have to find somewhere more private.

1:41:37 > 1:41:38DOOR OPENS

1:41:40 > 1:41:41Lipstick, eh?

1:41:43 > 1:41:45You, er...

1:41:47 > 1:41:49..give Vanessa my regards.

1:41:57 > 1:41:59It's not funny. It's not funny.

1:42:01 > 1:42:04See this? It's a limited edition.

1:42:04 > 1:42:08- Got a slight flaw on it. Collectors love that.- Never!

1:42:08 > 1:42:13- I could go over there and tell that young lady... - That ain't no young lady, trust me.

1:42:14 > 1:42:17Eh, eh, eh, that's my wages.

1:42:17 > 1:42:19I'll treat you next time.

1:42:19 > 1:42:26- Thought you were supposed to be down and out and homeless? - Shush!- All right, mate?- Yeah.

1:42:26 > 1:42:27What's up?

1:42:27 > 1:42:32- I had to sell HIM Granny's locket.- You what?

1:42:32 > 1:42:36Yeah, well, the funeral has wiped me out, Ricky.

1:42:36 > 1:42:41- They were going to stick her in another coffin with somebody else. - No!- Yes.- That's sick, innit?

1:42:41 > 1:42:44No, that's what they do. They squeeze them in.

1:42:44 > 1:42:47Can you imagine spending an eternity like a sardine?

1:42:47 > 1:42:51- I can't believe that. - It's economics, Ricky. At least I got to keep the photos.

1:42:51 > 1:42:56Look, you just tell me how much the funeral cost. I want that locket back.

1:42:56 > 1:43:00Well, that's all very nice, Ricky, but I think it's like Granny.

1:43:00 > 1:43:02Long gone.

1:43:02 > 1:43:06This is probably the last of my Dubai money. You just watch me.

1:43:06 > 1:43:10Right. I'll cut to the chase. How much?

1:43:10 > 1:43:13Step into my office.

1:43:17 > 1:43:18Service, please.

1:43:18 > 1:43:22- You've got a young lady here going parched.- All right, all right. Usual?

1:43:22 > 1:43:25- Yes, please, Mo. - How many nights will that get me?

1:43:25 > 1:43:27A big fat zero.

1:43:27 > 1:43:30Really? How much are you charging?

1:43:30 > 1:43:34Oh, it ain't that. I got a booking from a few blokes down on a building job.

1:43:34 > 1:43:37Mate, were are filled to the brim, brim, brim.

1:43:37 > 1:43:39Come on, you've got to be able to squeeze me in.

1:43:39 > 1:43:42You've got no idea where I woke up this morning.

1:43:42 > 1:43:44Well, you could double up with Ryan.

1:43:49 > 1:43:52I can't sleep in a chippy again.

1:43:52 > 1:43:53No.

1:43:56 > 1:43:57Can I, Billy?

1:43:57 > 1:43:59No.

1:43:59 > 1:44:01No...

1:44:04 > 1:44:06Er, Dot can't make it. She's gone to see Granddad.

1:44:06 > 1:44:09All right, I'll go round there later.

1:44:09 > 1:44:12- DOOR BUZZES - Lauren, get that for me, will you?

1:44:12 > 1:44:14It's like being at school. It's like a test, innit?

1:44:14 > 1:44:16Yeah, just like a test.

1:44:23 > 1:44:26- All right?- Where's Max? - I don't know.

1:44:26 > 1:44:29We're here. Isn't that good enough?

1:44:31 > 1:44:33You will forgive Jack, won't you?

1:44:33 > 1:44:37Cos, you know, without him, you wouldn't have a hope right now.

1:44:39 > 1:44:41What about Michael? You like him, don't you?

1:44:44 > 1:44:45Yeah.

1:44:45 > 1:44:47No. Not right now.

1:44:47 > 1:44:50We had words this morning, but I'm putting it down to stress.

1:44:50 > 1:44:53- Why?- I just want to know that he...

1:44:54 > 1:44:55..he'll be good for you.

1:44:56 > 1:44:58And I think he will.

1:44:58 > 1:45:02I mean, he always seems to be there for us, doesn't he?

1:45:04 > 1:45:08- Well, he likes you. - He's one of the only few that does.

1:45:10 > 1:45:15- You're not going anywhere. - I'm really glad you've got him.

1:45:42 > 1:45:46Respect. Understand? All them sort of things.

1:45:46 > 1:45:49Just write down all the good things you can think of.

1:45:49 > 1:45:52- So she could get off, then? - I don't know. Maybe.

1:45:52 > 1:45:54There's a chance.

1:45:56 > 1:45:57What?

1:45:57 > 1:46:00So she could be walking free around here? Going in the Vic?

1:46:00 > 1:46:05- We wouldn't do that. - The thing I don't get is that she gave Tommy back.

1:46:05 > 1:46:07- So?- Yeah, so, well, you could say that

1:46:07 > 1:46:11she dealt with hard bit. You know, the bit where they cry all the time and that.

1:46:11 > 1:46:14She might have done Kat a favour. You could say that.

1:46:14 > 1:46:18Look, I've got to get these in by the close of play.

1:46:18 > 1:46:21Right, so I basically just write what a great aunt she's been and stuff?

1:46:21 > 1:46:25- Yeah, that's perfect.- No.- What? - No, I can't write stuff I don't believe.

1:46:25 > 1:46:26You don't have to believe it. It's just words.

1:46:26 > 1:46:30- You're telling me she can get off.- She won't if you don't start writing.

1:46:30 > 1:46:33You can't do what she did and not expect to have comeback.

1:46:33 > 1:46:36Carol, she's my wife, all right? The love of my life.

1:46:36 > 1:46:40- Yeah, well, she's not mine. - Just do it, please.- I can't.

1:46:40 > 1:46:43- I'm a mum as well.- But she's family. - I don't care, Lauren.

1:46:43 > 1:46:47- But you have to. If you don't, what's the point of anything? - You'll end up like me.

1:46:47 > 1:46:52Ronnie's one of us. People ain't looking at her, right? Hers ain't a life anyone would have wanted.

1:46:52 > 1:46:53Yeah, I'm sorry, right,

1:46:53 > 1:46:57but the only person that matters here is baby Tommy. And he's happy, so leave it.

1:46:57 > 1:47:00No, there's a reason why Alfie gave you a kicking

1:47:00 > 1:47:02and a reason I don't really blame him.

1:47:02 > 1:47:04Stand up for her? Are you serious?

1:47:04 > 1:47:09She's not family, she's a freak.

1:47:13 > 1:47:15FRONT DOOR CLOSES

1:47:15 > 1:47:20You're going to stand up in court and read out every word of this.

1:47:20 > 1:47:23Regardless of protocol, this needs to be heard, Kat.

1:47:23 > 1:47:30And if there's any justice, she's going to go down for a very, very long time.

1:47:34 > 1:47:35What about him?

1:47:35 > 1:47:38You tell me. What about him?

1:47:38 > 1:47:39Nice eyes.

1:47:39 > 1:47:42And exceptionally good taste in women.

1:47:44 > 1:47:46And ready to prove it.

1:47:47 > 1:47:48Oi, my phone!

1:47:49 > 1:47:50What you doing?

1:47:50 > 1:47:55Not round here, all right? Now do one.

1:47:55 > 1:47:59Lauren, keep an eye on your stuff, all right?

1:47:59 > 1:48:01Yeah. Absolutely. Thank you.

1:48:06 > 1:48:09- OK, did you see that?- See what?

1:48:09 > 1:48:10The way he looked at me.

1:48:10 > 1:48:12Oh, behave.

1:48:12 > 1:48:14That's the second time.

1:48:14 > 1:48:17You need your eyes tested.

1:48:18 > 1:48:20Well, thanks for turning up.

1:48:20 > 1:48:23I only just got your message. So what's so monumental?

1:48:23 > 1:48:27I need you to write me a statement, about much you love and respect Ronnie.

1:48:27 > 1:48:30- No worries. How many words? - Enough to convince a court.

1:48:30 > 1:48:32Right, I'm on it.

1:48:32 > 1:48:36- Where you off to?- To get a statement off Dot and then take them round to show Ronnie.

1:48:36 > 1:48:38Is she still talking to you?

1:48:38 > 1:48:42- I heard about your little rendezvous.- Yeah, well, got bigger things to think about.

1:48:43 > 1:48:44Come here.

1:48:50 > 1:48:52What did she say to him in Rocky?

1:48:52 > 1:48:54- Win.- Yeah. So go and do it, will ya.

1:48:56 > 1:48:57Your flies are undone.

1:49:01 > 1:49:05- See? That's how much of a hurry I was in to come and help my baby brother.- Unbelievable.

1:49:12 > 1:49:14- Nice lamp.- Thank you.

1:49:14 > 1:49:19- Mm. Very retro. - Yeah, I've wanted one for ages.

1:49:20 > 1:49:22You'll have to kip in the box room.

1:49:22 > 1:49:27Box room. OK. Have you got a shower?

1:49:27 > 1:49:30- Bath.- Oh, great.

1:49:30 > 1:49:33- But we ain't got any hot water at the minute.- Yeah, but we got a kettle.

1:49:33 > 1:49:39- You just have to make a few trips but it's worth it in the end. - Thanks.

1:49:40 > 1:49:44- One big happy family, eh? - Yeah, more the merrier.

1:49:46 > 1:49:51- At least you travel light. - Well, didn't have much choice.

1:49:51 > 1:49:54The bin man threw out all of my clothes.

1:49:55 > 1:49:57- Tea?- No.

1:49:57 > 1:49:59Mmm.

1:49:59 > 1:50:03Look, Janine,

1:50:03 > 1:50:06I know it might seem all doom and gloom at the moment,

1:50:06 > 1:50:09but things'll get better, I promise.

1:50:09 > 1:50:14Thanks, Billy. I mean it.

1:50:14 > 1:50:17Home sweet home. Hey - again!

1:50:23 > 1:50:25DOOR UNLOCKS

1:50:30 > 1:50:32Didn't think you'd be here.

1:50:32 > 1:50:35Well, you said to be.

1:50:35 > 1:50:39S'pose you're going to have a go, but, you know, before you do

1:50:39 > 1:50:46I just think you should know, I've got your testimonies. And they're great. Really heartfelt. Honest.

1:50:47 > 1:50:51I was going to get one from Phil, only I didn't, cos of his crime sheet.

1:50:51 > 1:50:55And Aunt Sal, she's sending hers as we speak, possibly by pigeon.

1:50:55 > 1:50:57SHE LAUGHS

1:50:57 > 1:50:59You should read them...

1:51:01 > 1:51:06..cos people DO care. They do love you, Ron.

1:51:06 > 1:51:08That's worth something, isn't it?

1:51:10 > 1:51:13Come here.

1:51:17 > 1:51:19So we keep fighting, yeah?

1:51:19 > 1:51:20All the way.

1:51:28 > 1:51:31- 'Bout time.- Well, I like to keep you waiting, don't I?

1:51:32 > 1:51:34- Here we go, then.- Yep.

1:51:34 > 1:51:36Let go.

1:51:36 > 1:51:39What did you get me?

1:51:41 > 1:51:43SHE CHUCKLES

1:51:43 > 1:51:46What? What you laughing for?

1:51:46 > 1:51:48It's what Ronnie wears.

1:51:48 > 1:51:52- Nah, is it?- It is, yes. It's all right, it's all right,

1:51:52 > 1:51:55just take it back to the shop and they'll change it for you.

1:51:55 > 1:51:57- Sorry.- It's OK.

1:51:59 > 1:52:04- Just try it, though. - Michael, Michael...- I went to all that trouble.- Michael, Michael...

1:52:04 > 1:52:05I went to all that trouble...

1:52:05 > 1:52:08Listen to me. You can make it up to me another way, OK.

1:52:08 > 1:52:11- OK.- OK.- Come on, it's only perfume.

1:52:11 > 1:52:14- Michael!- Just put it on for me, will you?- No. Get off!

1:52:14 > 1:52:16- Just try it. For me. - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

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