04/03/2012

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0:00:26 > 0:00:30ALFIE: 'You see, the thing is, poker, it isn't really about cards.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37'It's not even about the size of your chip stack either.

0:00:43 > 0:00:50'And when you're playing, everyone, and I mean everyone, is your enemy.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52'You can't give them anything.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58'It's you, on your own, against the world.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04'And believe me, you have to win at all costs.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08'Whatever it takes.'

0:01:10 > 0:01:12There we have it. Five dollars! Come on, Alfie!

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Mr High Roller comes home to roost. Well done, sister.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16Oh, we're all winners.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Me with my scratchcards, you with your poker.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Here, this'll help the toothache.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23But, Jean, five dollars isn't going to go far.

0:01:23 > 0:01:29It's what you can do with it, Alfie, you being such a good poker player.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31All right, sweetie, yeah?

0:01:35 > 0:01:38This yours? Well, little Amy's?

0:01:38 > 0:01:42I'm sure you don't need a little cup anymore, hmm?

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Jack.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Anger ain't good for the soul, mate. - You ain't good for the soul.

0:02:02 > 0:02:06- Hev, here.- Oh. - There you go.- Oh, thank you.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08What's all that for?

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Ah, bridesmaid dresses, can't decide on a colour, though.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Mrs Branning reckons maybe salmon pink

0:02:13 > 0:02:16but I don't know if I like salmon pink. What do you reckon?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19It was just a scenario that didn't go our way, eh?

0:02:19 > 0:02:22- No-one got hurt, nothing got damaged.- Leave it, Derek, yeah?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24- Oh, he's in the know now, is he? - Come on, Jack.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- It don't matter. - What d'you mean, don't matter?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29If he says it don't matter, it don't.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Let's stop the arguing. It's done with, dusted.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34I know you're busy but I'm at a bit of a loss.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38I was wondering if you could help me pick my colours for my brides...

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Don't worry. Come on, keep going forward, keep going forward.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50- I'm doing my coursework! - You'll be all right.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Dad!- Sorry.- Where we going? - Go on, open 'em.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- What? I don't see anything. - Keep looking. Just keep looking.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01I'm sure it's going to be around here somewhere

0:03:01 > 0:03:03if you look quite closely.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- This?- Yeah.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15Oh, Ian.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17I couldn't resist it.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Oh, you shouldn't have.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Yeah, you're telling me.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Come here, you.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Thank you.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Come on.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Pick a card.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38- Shouldn't you be getting back to work?- Just pick a card.- Why?

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Cos if you pick a queen,

0:03:40 > 0:03:44then we spend the rest of the day in bed together.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Come on.- I've got to get to the club. We're opening early today.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Just give it to Fat Boy, throw him some money.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52C'mon. One in 13 chance, let's go, let's go.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53- Yeah.- Oh.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Ten of diamonds.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Really?

0:03:58 > 0:04:00You can't win 'em all, babe.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13So, I'm thinking, maybe take the night off, game of cards.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16- All right. Sure, man. - £20 in, if that's not too rich.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Ooh. If you want to lose your money, then go right ahead.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Jean, listen to this talk, eh?!

0:04:22 > 0:04:25I'm liking this bloke more and more, I am.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Alfie's very good, you know. - Oh, yeah? Me too.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Oh, right.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34So, who else am I going to be taking money off, huh?

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Main thing you get with this motor is reliability.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39It's a diesel, engine's going to run forever,

0:04:39 > 0:04:41it's got a full service history.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45Yeah, it's got full service history.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Here, take it for a test drive, yeah?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Dough?

0:04:56 > 0:05:01What, as in deer? Why don't I write you a cheque instead?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03At least then we could make some of this dodgy vodka

0:05:03 > 0:05:05(at least seem legal.)

0:05:05 > 0:05:07- And why don't you be a good, little girl, hmm?- Huh.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10We want things to run smooth while Phil's away.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14- Ain't that right, Bill? - Oh, we do?- Like a pearl.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Thank you. We'll make a necklace at this rate.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Oi.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32That is not a man you want to be messing with.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Course he is. You all are. You men.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Oh, I have got years of payback in me.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Check this out, we have gone viral.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43So, I put all the info into the My Mate Gate, all right.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Put all the links about the cheap booze and cheap entry,

0:05:46 > 0:05:48and look at the hits I got! Go on, count 'em.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51- You don't have to count them, there's a little thing. - That's almost 200.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Yeah, I know. And rising. - D'you know, I love drunken wasters

0:05:54 > 0:05:56more than anything in the world.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58FAT BOY AND JANINE LAUGH

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Me too.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08- So you got lucky that time.- Sorry?

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Sold that car.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Oh, it's you. I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17You're still there? You're still at Phil's. I suppose you would be.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Shouldn't you be looking after Amy?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Bet you couldn't sleep last couple of nights. Half expecting a knock at my door.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26No offence, I don't like eating off my brother's plate.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Anyway, I got steak indoors. Don't need to go out for a burger, do I?

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- TANYA LAUGHS - So, he was looking in a compact, seriously?

0:06:36 > 0:06:40Yeah, yeah, he'll be plucking his eyebrows next, won't he? Ha-ha.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Listen, you'd better get back to the salon,

0:06:42 > 0:06:46- I need to get to the gym.- Do you fancy having dinner with us tonight?

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Sorry, he can't, we're busy.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51- Oh, yeah, since when? - You're celebrating.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- Don't know that Jack's in the mood. - I've had a good morning.

0:06:54 > 0:06:59- Got some money. Alfie's running a poker night tonight and we're going. - Yeah, well, no thanks.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Got to go home, I've got things on my mind.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Want to put my feet up, have a think.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07It's the weirdest thing. Thought I heard a woman's voice come out of your mouth.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Less of the sexism.- Sexism?

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Just another word for do as you're told.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Oi. I said no, didn't I?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15So, what d'you want, a little bra?

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Get you a little bra, little dress. Suit you.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21- I ain't a woman.- So, prove it.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Yeah, I know. I can't believe how much he paid for it.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Thank you.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48And where are you going?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Out. Out to show off my new bracelet.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54- To who?- What?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Well, it's not like you've got any friends.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Look who's pressed the reset button, eh?

0:08:03 > 0:08:06What is the matter with it? I have to ring someone to fix it.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Hey, what's up with you?

0:08:08 > 0:08:11You could turn a beer sour with a look like that. Ha-ha.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Thank you. So many charming men around these days, aren't there?

0:08:14 > 0:08:18Oh, Rox, I'm only having a laugh. Just winding you up, come on.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Come on, gimme... Come on, let's turn that frown into a smile.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23That's the one, you see.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Now, you could sell toothpaste to the toothless, you could.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Come on. This ain't like you.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31- Alfie!- What?- That is not on!

0:08:31 > 0:08:34What you...? Oh, Jean, don't be so stupid!

0:08:34 > 0:08:37I'm just giving Peroxide a pep talk. As if I'd come on to one of my mates.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41- What's the matter with you? - Sorry, must've been the angles or the light.

0:08:41 > 0:08:47Course it was, what's the matter with you? You should be so lucky, eh?

0:08:50 > 0:08:53MUSIC: "Manic Monday" by The Bangles

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Oh, here we go.- Come on, boys.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Oi, oi, lads!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Oi, oi, boys.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33I want to know where she goes, what she does and who's she with.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Look, you know how I feel about this.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38- Get someone else to do it. - Well, I can't, can I?

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Got to keep it in the family, people I trust.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Please, Ben.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50All right.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53DOORBELL RINGS

0:09:57 > 0:10:00- Why don't you go bother someone else?- You seeing Phil today?

0:10:00 > 0:10:02You know I'm not.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06Poor Shirley. Looks like you could do with some company then.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Ah. I'm good as I am, thanks.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15- Some people might call that breaking and entering.- Arrest me.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23HEAVY BASS PLAYS

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Oi! Get out the way!

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Show some respect!

0:10:45 > 0:10:48The date for the Plea and Directions hearing has been set.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53We're expecting a big turnout.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57A lot of people'll be looking forward to Phil being banged up.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01- We should probably sell tickets. - Why didn't you send a letter?

0:11:01 > 0:11:06You know, just something I wanted to add. That little personal touch.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08You're so thoughtful.

0:11:08 > 0:11:12D'you know, you'll be sitting here for the next 20 or 30 years

0:11:12 > 0:11:13with your cup of tea and your fag.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17And one day, there'll be a call

0:11:17 > 0:11:19and it'll be someone telling you

0:11:19 > 0:11:22your old man's just died in his sleep.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Nice and peaceful, lying on his bunk,

0:11:26 > 0:11:28little vessel burst in his heart.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32He opened his eyes one last time,

0:11:32 > 0:11:37looked around and thought, "This is no place for a man like me to die."

0:11:40 > 0:11:41But he dies anyway.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48You know, I always imagined him in one of those Essex mansions.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51In-out driveway, heated pool.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55When you think about it, he's just a little man in a little house.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15So, you got in touch with yourself yet?

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Don't get it, do you, Max?

0:12:20 > 0:12:24A few days ago, I was a dad. Then I realised I didn't deserve to be one.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Bruv, there's two ways you can go on this.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29One, you sink into a pit of blackness.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Or, two, you get a flaming grip.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35And that's it, that's your options.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38So, what's it to be? Pit of blackness, or fun with your brother?

0:12:42 > 0:12:45I'll see you at the Vic, yeah?

0:12:45 > 0:12:49Well, that wasn't so hard, was it? See, don't need Tanya's cooking.

0:12:56 > 0:13:00Steak or burger, you're still looking.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04So, you know what's in my head, do you?

0:13:04 > 0:13:07It's not what's going on in your head that you listen to, is it?

0:13:07 > 0:13:10All you did, Roxy, was give me a nice, little memory.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14Nice, perky, well-formed, little memory.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17- I've got plenty of those. - Not with my name on it.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Why don't you face facts?

0:13:21 > 0:13:23You took a shot at the title and you lost.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Hmm.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Yeah, count me in, count me in.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Yeah, because I've got...

0:13:36 > 0:13:41Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm world class though, warning you.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43You've seen my poker face, ain't you?

0:13:45 > 0:13:49I've just cut my finger, I'm looking for a plaster.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52Yeah. Where and when, then? What's the...?

0:13:53 > 0:13:54What's the...the deal?

0:13:58 > 0:14:04Tell you what, let's do, let's go for 50. 50, yeah, yeah.

0:14:04 > 0:14:05Let's be men about it.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22- Shirl!- Not now, Hev.- But it's...

0:14:22 > 0:14:25- Marsden is bang out of order, I'll get her.- Can't it wait?

0:14:25 > 0:14:28- We've got that maid of honour talk. - Well, walk and talk.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30- Yeah, but...- Hev, I'm walking but you're not talking.

0:14:30 > 0:14:34I can't decide on the colour. What colour suits you best?

0:14:34 > 0:14:36- Black.- Oh.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Ben.- No, I'm Jay, remember. - Where is he?- I don't know.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45- Then go and find him. - I'm working at the moment.- Now!

0:14:45 > 0:14:47All right, all right.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53You're going to wish you had talked some sense into Ben.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55What's Ben done now? Shirl?

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Shirl? Shirl!

0:14:59 > 0:15:05Oi! What you doing? Don't you cheek me.

0:15:05 > 0:15:06Go on, the lot of you!

0:15:06 > 0:15:08HEAVY BASS PLAYS

0:15:14 > 0:15:15You don't mind Amy being upstairs?

0:15:15 > 0:15:19Course not. Shenice loves hanging out with her, anyway.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20OK, fine. Look...

0:15:20 > 0:15:23OK, can you...? Don't tell Jack that she's up there, OK?

0:15:23 > 0:15:25It's a little bit sensitive at the moment.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27All right. Lips are sealed, all right.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30- Thank you. Appreciate it. - No problem, darling. It's all right.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34Oh, 50 quid, eh? Big boy.

0:15:34 > 0:15:35Going to get rich, baby.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39Nice dream but I can see you crying all the way home to Janine.

0:15:39 > 0:15:40Doubt it.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42You want to be careful, Michael. I've seen Alfie play.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45- He's amazing.- Like you'd know anything, though, Jean.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47No, I have seen him playing.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49And you've also seen little green men.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Ah, Michael.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Oh, come on, don't be that way. Jean.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58How about this? Look, pick a queen.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Come on, pick a queen. We can be mates again.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Go on.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04- And what if I don't pick a queen? - Go on, indulge me.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Come on, Jean.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Bet you can't.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Go on, Jean.- There's a lot at stake.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Oh! What've you got?

0:16:13 > 0:16:15- Queen!- Woo!- Yeah!

0:16:15 > 0:16:17That's it, the luck is with us.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22So, about this game. No Derek.

0:16:22 > 0:16:23Cos I want to enjoy myself.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Sometimes I look at that bloke

0:16:25 > 0:16:27and I think I'm staring into the abyss.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33All right, chaps?

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Heard there was a poker game.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42That's Mandy going into the pawn shop.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45With the bracelet.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46And that's her coming out.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48- No bracelet.- She sold it?

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Well, must have.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54Ben, you're the business. Text me the photos, yeah?

0:16:54 > 0:16:57I had a message for you. But Shirley can come tell you herself.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Cos I've done my bit. - What's the message?

0:17:00 > 0:17:02You'll have to find out for yourself.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05I wouldn't want to be in your shoes, though.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23This is not on, Patrick, we're not having it.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Yeah, but look at the prices.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Yeah, yeah, it's outrageous, that's what it is.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34You know anyone with a good camera?

0:17:34 > 0:17:37Oh, c'mon, Luce, you got to cut loose. Get it? Loose Luce.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44Passed Roxy on the way in.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Jean had to go and do something with her camera.

0:17:47 > 0:17:51I just needed cover. She'll be back soon to sort out drinks up here.

0:17:51 > 0:17:55- So does that mean Amy's here? - No, no, she's with...

0:17:55 > 0:17:59No offence, Michael, but tonight, I'm going to eviscerate you.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03- Big talk.- I'm going to gut you too. - That's charming.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06And you, well, you lost already.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Oi, it's supposed to be a laugh, this is.

0:18:08 > 0:18:13- Not like a scene from Gladiator. - Good, cos I'm about to unleash hell.

0:18:14 > 0:18:19Oh, come on, your faces, eh? Your sad, frightened faces.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21I'm here to have fun as well.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23- Yeah, really cheery, Derek. - Ladies, come on, please.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Come on, boys, you lot should be like me. A ray of sunshine.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31No, no. For you, mate, darkness falls.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Tonight is the night that your lights go out.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Leave it out, come on.- Come on, it's banter. It's just a bit of banter.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Here we go, shuffle up and deal now, all right?

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Come on, Jack, lighten up. You're with the boys now.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48The outside world don't exist.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Well, how come I can hear In The Night Garden?

0:18:50 > 0:18:52MUSIC: "In The Night Garden Theme"

0:18:52 > 0:18:56- He's right, that is In The Night Garden.- How do you know what it is?

0:18:56 > 0:18:59- It's a parent's duty to watch. - Igglepiggle.- Upsy Daisy.

0:18:59 > 0:19:03Yeah, it's Amy's favourite show. She loves watching it.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05You sure she ain't here?

0:19:05 > 0:19:07What? No. Jack, no. That's just Shenice.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11Boys, boys, boys. Igglepiggle's dead.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15- Let's play cards.- Right.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20I'll be there when I can, Lauren.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22- Promise.- Thank you.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30- What? - You're not wearing your bracelet.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Don't you like it? - I'll have it if you don't want it.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35If you want to go get it.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42MUSIC: "Louder" by DJ Fresh

0:19:54 > 0:19:59- So, this is what you wanted then? - Make it cheap and they will come.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01- PHONE RINGS - Sorry.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Hello? Yeah, speaking.

0:20:07 > 0:20:11Lauren? How'd you get this number?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21- Shirley.- It's about time.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24- Right, what've I done?- Look, Ben, you've got to start coming good.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27He's about to go down. You got to start remembering who he is

0:20:27 > 0:20:30and what he's done for you.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33He's your dad! You owe him.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35I mean it. You got to tell the police you were lying.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37I ain't doing it.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40You what? You what?!

0:20:40 > 0:20:43- You heard. - How can you do this to him?

0:20:43 > 0:20:44To us?

0:20:46 > 0:20:49OK, Ben. It's plain and simple.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52You do as I say or I'll slice your guts seven times till Sunday.

0:20:52 > 0:20:56- Here we go again.- Are you hearing me? I won't be looking after you!

0:20:56 > 0:20:58You'll be on your own!

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Ben? You all right?

0:21:19 > 0:21:23- What's she doing here?- I thought Jean was going to be here.- She's not.

0:21:23 > 0:21:24No offence, I'm out of here.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27- Fellas, it's just drinks. That's all.- Don't go just cos of her.

0:21:27 > 0:21:31I'd rather not be doing this, but there you go.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Yours is a steak, Max, isn't it?

0:21:35 > 0:21:38- What's she going on about? - Dozy blonde.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40You reckon, Derek, yeah?

0:21:40 > 0:21:42- All the evidence points that way. - Don't start, Derek.

0:21:42 > 0:21:46- You heard her, Del.- What's it to you?- We don't need this, do we?

0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Since when are you calling the shots?- Can we just play cards?

0:21:49 > 0:21:50Woah, ladies, please.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Look at that. My luck's just changed.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01All in.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Aye, aye, here we go.

0:22:04 > 0:22:08- So, what's brought this on? - Just fancy getting away for a bit.

0:22:08 > 0:22:09You know, be nice to see Jane.

0:22:09 > 0:22:14- Now?- Yeah, what about school? - Yeah, she's got a point.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17Look, I just need to get away for a bit, all right.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20There's too much going on here and I can't concentrate.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23OK, I'll give you a lift. And when I get back,

0:22:23 > 0:22:26we'll have a think about where you lost that bracelet.

0:22:26 > 0:22:30Yeah, I don't know, you know. I think it might've been nicked.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32All right, see you in a bit.

0:22:32 > 0:22:37Thieves. I hate 'em. I hate 'em more than anything.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39PHONE BEEPS

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Gotcha.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Read 'em and weep.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Oh, come to poppa.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03DEREK CHUCKLES

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Here lies Michael Moon, born to lose.

0:23:05 > 0:23:09Janine'll just have to reimburse you, mate, eh? She's got plenty.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Course she has. That's the only reason he's with her, innit?

0:23:12 > 0:23:15This boy don't do love, do you, Michael?

0:23:15 > 0:23:16Whatever.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Come on, Jack, you're throwing your money away.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Don't even want to be here, do I?- Jack.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28- I knew she was here. I knew it. - Roxy didn't want to upset you.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30No, this out of order!

0:23:30 > 0:23:32Calm down. You don't want to upset her, do you?

0:23:32 > 0:23:36- Come on, where's Shenice? - That's your little girl?

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Look, why don't we just call it quits, yeah?

0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Let's do this another night. - No, I tell you what,

0:23:42 > 0:23:46how about we up the stakes, eh?

0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Not for me. I'm done.- Hang on, who's the woman now, Max, eh?

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Who's wearing the bra?

0:23:51 > 0:23:54That's very amusing. I like that.

0:23:54 > 0:23:59Well, then, 500 to you, Mr Sunshine.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12I want photos of everything.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15Yeah, exhibit A to V.

0:24:21 > 0:24:22Lauren, shut the door.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25Cannot believe the oldies were so blind.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Are you blind? This ain't the R & R.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30- Yeah. But there's a way in through here.- What was all that about?

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Don't know, don't really care.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35That's a fire exit.

0:24:35 > 0:24:36Is it?

0:24:38 > 0:24:41- Hang on girls, that's a fiver each. Come on.- I don't think so.

0:24:43 > 0:24:44Oi!

0:24:44 > 0:24:47MUSIC: "Mama Do The Hump" by Rizzle Kicks

0:25:10 > 0:25:13Almost had you.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16Did you like my little set-up?

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Knew you'd take the bait and go after Ben.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23- I've got no idea what you're talking about.- Hmm.

0:25:23 > 0:25:27Anyway, Ben's off on a little break now.

0:25:27 > 0:25:28I asked him why he wouldn't shop you.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Shame.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36I mean, come on, intimidating a witness, Shirley.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39- Are we getting desperate? - I ain't done nothing.

0:25:39 > 0:25:44You try anything like that again and you'll be tossed in a cell.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47Just like your old man.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12So much for my money-making scheme, eh?

0:26:12 > 0:26:17- Yeah, well, it's a bit difficult for me to concentrate. - Yeah, I know. Yeah, I'm sorry.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Listen, while you're here, mate, why don't...?

0:26:19 > 0:26:21She ain't my daughter, Alfie. Is she?

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Oi. Course she is.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Now, you go in and see her.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33- I ain't going to do it.- Go on.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56MUSIC: "In The Night Garden Theme"

0:27:11 > 0:27:14We're going to be all right, sweetheart.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Give me a kiss.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Why don't you go home to your steak, Max?

0:27:21 > 0:27:25I would do but it ain't been on the menu for a while.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30I know what you are, Roxy.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32A little game player.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35Look at you. Little tease.

0:27:36 > 0:27:40What I am is something you shouldn't be getting any nearer to.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43It's funny, cos you're the one that dropped the towel.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45Well, accidents happen.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48- That's always my excuse.- Yeah?

0:27:50 > 0:27:53ALFIE: Roxy! You out here, darling? Come on, I need you!

0:28:06 > 0:28:08Absolutely not.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11Look, that is my final offer.

0:28:11 > 0:28:14Sorry, I've got to go.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16Here she comes. Woman of the year(!)

0:28:16 > 0:28:20- Ugh! What do you want?- Have you seen this road?- Not that again!

0:28:20 > 0:28:24Listen, darling, we all like a good time. Me more than most.

0:28:24 > 0:28:27This road is a warzone and it's down to you and your Manic Mondays.

0:28:27 > 0:28:32- Can't you just give it a rest? - Your name above the door,

0:28:32 > 0:28:36your responsibility for any public nuisance.

0:28:36 > 0:28:37Billy!

0:28:39 > 0:28:41- Yeah, what?- Tidy the road.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44- You what?!- Clear it up.

0:28:44 > 0:28:48- What, the road?- The road, the pavement. Just clear the mess.

0:28:48 > 0:28:50Are you happy now?

0:28:50 > 0:28:53I'll be happy when you show some consideration

0:28:53 > 0:28:55for those of us who live and work round here.

0:28:55 > 0:28:57I think you'll find that I do,

0:28:57 > 0:29:01bearing in mind that I employ and house most people around here.

0:29:10 > 0:29:14Babe, you always ask me what I want for dinner when I'm having my breakfast.

0:29:14 > 0:29:18- When else do I get a chance? - I don't mind, all right? You choose.

0:29:30 > 0:29:33Your dad's not said anything about that bracelet

0:29:33 > 0:29:37so I'm assuming you've not showed him the pictures of me pawning it.

0:29:37 > 0:29:38Why?

0:29:38 > 0:29:42Yeah, well, he'll see them when I want him to see them.

0:29:42 > 0:29:46Suit yourself. You're just giving me more time to come up with a reasonable excuse.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49You know what, it would take you 50 years for your brain

0:29:49 > 0:29:52to come up with something even half reasonable.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55So I'd pack your bags if I were you.

0:30:03 > 0:30:06- What's that lot?- It's the ironing. You don't mind, do you?

0:30:06 > 0:30:09- I'm just going to do the bathroom. - I do mind, actually.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12It's my day off and I'd like a bit of time to relax.

0:30:12 > 0:30:15- A little relax?! When was the last time- I- got to relax?

0:30:15 > 0:30:17Probably when you was locked in your cell

0:30:17 > 0:30:20for 23 hours a day and I was looking after your kids.

0:30:20 > 0:30:23I didn't mean for it to come out like that.

0:30:23 > 0:30:26How DID you mean it? I've been out for ages, you're still bringing it up!

0:30:28 > 0:30:32Look, I just want some time for myself.

0:30:32 > 0:30:34Why didn't you say that? I'm not a mind-reader!

0:30:35 > 0:30:39What is this? Gas bill, final demand?

0:30:39 > 0:30:40No, that is a FINAL final demand.

0:30:40 > 0:30:45- Don't know why they write it in red ink.- How much? I suppose we used that over Christmas.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47If we ain't got it they can't have it.

0:30:47 > 0:30:50- That's a great attitude(!) - What attitude am I meant to have?

0:30:50 > 0:30:52Ricky's money ain't even touching the sides.

0:30:52 > 0:30:56I've asked Shirley for some extra shifts and she said she's doing me a favour as it is.

0:30:56 > 0:31:01- I don't like this any more than you do, Mum. - We're out of milk. Here you go.

0:31:01 > 0:31:05- Oh, so I've to go and get that, on top of everything else? - Well, I'll do the ironing!

0:31:05 > 0:31:07And while you're at it, here's an extra quid.

0:31:07 > 0:31:09Treat yourself to a scratchcard.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11Might be your lucky day.

0:31:11 > 0:31:14I still don't like the way she bosses you around. It ain't right.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16She's the boss. That's what bosses do.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19She thinks she's better than you and everyone else round here.

0:31:19 > 0:31:21She's got money. That makes her better.

0:31:21 > 0:31:25I'd rather have my looks than her money. Anyway, my looks are going to GET me money.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27- How do you mean?- Chill out!

0:31:27 > 0:31:32I mean, looking as fit as this, I'm going to have no trouble pulling a bloke with money.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35And no, I don't mean a dealer or anyone dodgy.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37Yeah, I reckon I could pull myself a nice bloke.

0:31:37 > 0:31:41Someone that works at a building society or a plumber.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44We can get a place together and I can train to become a hairdresser.

0:31:44 > 0:31:46You can come round on Sundays for lunch.

0:31:46 > 0:31:50- He'd better be a good cook.- He'd better be good at looking after kids!

0:31:50 > 0:31:52What you looking at?!

0:31:55 > 0:31:59- I wanted to pull her gross hair out by its roots. - But you didn't, did you? So...

0:31:59 > 0:32:02Yeah, well, I should've done.

0:32:02 > 0:32:05Lucy, you don't like the woman that your dad's marrying. So what?

0:32:05 > 0:32:06You're not supposed to.

0:32:06 > 0:32:12- They're called wicked stepmothers for a reason.- I liked Jane! It's just this one.

0:32:12 > 0:32:14She's taking him for a ride. And she's got someone else.

0:32:14 > 0:32:18- Why do you think she pawned the bracelet?- I don't know. Why?

0:32:18 > 0:32:21Cos the other guy wants money!

0:32:21 > 0:32:23Oh, right... Of course, yes.

0:32:23 > 0:32:26Mandy - the woman that you said is with your dad for his money -

0:32:26 > 0:32:30is now having an affair with someone that ain't got a penny to his name.

0:32:30 > 0:32:32Why don't you just show your dad

0:32:32 > 0:32:35the pictures of her pawning the bracelet?

0:32:35 > 0:32:38Cos the photos aren't proof that she's having an affair, are they?

0:32:38 > 0:32:41- OK.- I need to find proper proof...

0:32:42 > 0:32:44And you're going to help me!

0:32:52 > 0:32:56Can you believe it - it's, like, nearly been two weeks?

0:32:56 > 0:32:58I know. Feels like two months.

0:32:58 > 0:33:02I mean, in a good way. Just because we're spending so much time together.

0:33:02 > 0:33:04I love being with you.

0:33:04 > 0:33:07Yeah, well, make the most of it cos I'm meant to be at the Emporium.

0:33:12 > 0:33:15Don't mind me. You not at college today, Whit?

0:33:15 > 0:33:19- Later. - Right, if you're not doing anything you can help out with the ironing.

0:33:21 > 0:33:24- You can't get one minute's peace round here!- Come here.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27- Let me tell you why you love being with me.- Oh, yeah? Go on, then.

0:33:27 > 0:33:30- Well, it's cos I'm the perfect boyfriend!- Yeah?

0:33:30 > 0:33:33I've got the looks, I've got the body...

0:33:33 > 0:33:35I'm generous, I'm charming.

0:33:35 > 0:33:36And I won over Bianca.

0:33:36 > 0:33:39No, you haven't. She's not THAT keen on you yet.

0:33:39 > 0:33:42- She will be, just like you are. - Oh, yeah?

0:33:42 > 0:33:44Come here.

0:33:49 > 0:33:52If you two wanted to be alone, I could go out for a bit.

0:33:52 > 0:33:56- Yeah?- Mind you, I'd expect the ironing done when I get back.

0:34:02 > 0:34:05I had Cora on at me about the litter in front of the club.

0:34:05 > 0:34:08There was a whole heap of rubbish on the road,

0:34:08 > 0:34:10and not just from the club.

0:34:10 > 0:34:13There's this chicken shop...?

0:34:13 > 0:34:16- McKlunky's.- They're pushing a heap of rubbish too.

0:34:16 > 0:34:20That's Janine for you. Don't care about anyone apart from profit.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22Does anyone ever win on these things?

0:34:22 > 0:34:25Yeah, sometimes. Oh! Jean - she won, didn't she?

0:34:25 > 0:34:27Yeah, she won about, what, 8K?

0:34:27 > 0:34:30- It's a mug's game. - Well, I've always been a mug.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33Here you are, give us another one. Me luck's got to change sometime.

0:34:33 > 0:34:37That is the winning ticket, I can feel it in my bones.

0:34:37 > 0:34:39This is the one! This is it. Go on, girl!

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Go on, you've got two... Oh.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46Oh...two stars. There you go. Not to worry.

0:34:46 > 0:34:48I'll see you all later.

0:34:48 > 0:34:50- See you, darling.- See you. - That's for the paper

0:34:50 > 0:34:54and I'll take one of those scratchy cards if that's all right.

0:34:54 > 0:34:58- Well, you never know. - You know what, I hate looking at it like that - all burnt out.

0:34:58 > 0:34:59It's soulless.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01It's a shame, innit? Not to worry, though.

0:35:01 > 0:35:05Oh, hold on. One...two...

0:35:05 > 0:35:08three! Can you believe it?! I've got the big three!

0:35:08 > 0:35:11Alfie's a millionaire! I've won a tenner!

0:35:11 > 0:35:12THEY LAUGH

0:35:12 > 0:35:15If you're looking for something special,

0:35:15 > 0:35:18there's a nice two-piece over there. Suit you.

0:35:18 > 0:35:21Just having a browse, actually.

0:35:21 > 0:35:22What you doing?

0:35:22 > 0:35:24Counting.

0:35:24 > 0:35:26I'm not allowed to sell jigsaw puzzles

0:35:26 > 0:35:29if there's more than three pieces missing.

0:35:29 > 0:35:32Why would anybody want to buy a jigsaw with a piece missing?

0:35:32 > 0:35:35Come to think of it, why would anybody want to buy a jigsaw at all?

0:35:35 > 0:35:38I like jigsaw puzzles.

0:35:38 > 0:35:41So long as they ain't got a lot of sky. Life's too short.

0:35:41 > 0:35:44- Oh!- Afternoon.

0:35:44 > 0:35:48If you're looking for a new girlfriend, I'm right out.

0:35:48 > 0:35:52And if you want to offload your current one, try the RSPCA

0:35:52 > 0:35:55cos I wouldn't give her shelf room.

0:35:55 > 0:35:58- I hear you've been giving Janine aggro.- What of it?

0:35:58 > 0:35:59We don't want unpleasantries, Cora.

0:35:59 > 0:36:02I don't mind an unpleasantry, myself.

0:36:02 > 0:36:05We're just trying to make a living, like everybody else.

0:36:05 > 0:36:09By selling booze to underage kids?

0:36:09 > 0:36:13Is that right? You're getting kids drunk?

0:36:13 > 0:36:16- Not that it's got anything to do with you.- You're wrong.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18It's got everything to do with me.

0:36:18 > 0:36:20- And every parent round here. - They're not underage.

0:36:20 > 0:36:24It's a club, all right? There's bound to be noise and there's bound to be litter.

0:36:24 > 0:36:26We don't complain when, every night,

0:36:26 > 0:36:30there's bags of tat lined up on your doorstep, do we?

0:36:30 > 0:36:33If you have any grumblings, come and see ME, please. Janine's pregnant.

0:36:33 > 0:36:37Therefore she's delicate.

0:36:37 > 0:36:41Janine - delicate?! Someone wants to do something about him.

0:36:41 > 0:36:45Don't worry, darling, I already have.

0:36:49 > 0:36:53- Thank God I saw them before I actually started cutting it. - PHONE BEEPS

0:36:53 > 0:36:55Hmm?

0:36:56 > 0:36:59My 10:30. Head full of nits.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02You should have just chucked her out.

0:37:03 > 0:37:06You know what I love about our relationship?

0:37:06 > 0:37:09The way you hang off my every word. I DID chuck her out.

0:37:09 > 0:37:13That's what I've been talking about for the last half-hour. I've got to get back.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17Who was that?

0:37:17 > 0:37:20Er, it was just a customer asking me to drop a price.

0:37:21 > 0:37:23- And will you?- Nah.

0:37:23 > 0:37:26Won't do her any harm to keep her waiting, will it?

0:37:26 > 0:37:30It's always games with you, innit?

0:37:30 > 0:37:34Look, I know I said things were better between me and Lucy, but...

0:37:34 > 0:37:35What now?

0:37:36 > 0:37:39She's been following me around, taking photos.

0:37:39 > 0:37:41What sort of photos?

0:37:42 > 0:37:45Well...I've got a bit of a confession to make.

0:37:49 > 0:37:51The thing is...

0:37:52 > 0:37:55..after my bracelet was stolen, I felt really bad,

0:37:55 > 0:37:57cos I know how much it cost you.

0:37:57 > 0:38:00So I went to this little pawn shop.

0:38:00 > 0:38:03I've got this old ring, and I thought I could get money for it

0:38:03 > 0:38:05so I could at least give you some back.

0:38:05 > 0:38:09Anyway, unbeknown to me, whoever had stolen my bracelet

0:38:09 > 0:38:11had only gone to the same pawn shop!

0:38:11 > 0:38:15Anyway, the ring wasn't worth anything, and I didn't get any money,

0:38:15 > 0:38:16but that's not the point.

0:38:16 > 0:38:20The point is Lucy has taken photos of me going in and out of the pawn shop,

0:38:20 > 0:38:22and she's done something -

0:38:22 > 0:38:26some sort of computer thing. You know I don't get all that stuff.

0:38:26 > 0:38:30But she's made it looks like I'm wearing the bracelet when I go in.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33- Like Photoshop?- No, you're not listening to me. It was a PAWN shop.

0:38:33 > 0:38:38- No, Photoshop's when you alter photos.- Oh, right, yeah, silly me!

0:38:38 > 0:38:44Well, anyway, she's tried to make it look like I have sold the bracelet

0:38:44 > 0:38:46which is not true, the bracelet was stolen.

0:38:46 > 0:38:50- Probably just messing around on the computer, that's all.- Really?- Yeah.

0:38:53 > 0:38:58I was just worried. She's not going to be happy till she's torn us apart.

0:38:58 > 0:39:01As if that's going to happen.

0:39:02 > 0:39:04I don't even know what I'm meant to be looking for.

0:39:04 > 0:39:07Anything to back up what I already know.

0:39:07 > 0:39:10- Yeah? Like what? - Just keep looking!- Grrr!

0:39:10 > 0:39:14- Yes, what can I do for you? - You wouldn't happen to have any jobs behind the bar?

0:39:14 > 0:39:17Sorry, I'm all staffed up what with taking Roxy on.

0:39:17 > 0:39:21- I could collect glasses. - I'm sure you could, but Paddy's got that one sewn up.- Cleaning?

0:39:21 > 0:39:23Jean's doing that, darling.

0:39:23 > 0:39:27Tell you what, next time I have a special event in the pub I'll give you a shout.

0:39:27 > 0:39:30With Mo and Kat being away I'll probably need extra hands. I'll call you.

0:39:30 > 0:39:32- Thanks.- What's this? - None of your business.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34You're sounding pretty desperate.

0:39:34 > 0:39:39- What's wrong?- You've made it quite clear YOU don't want to help me financially.- Hey, hold on!

0:39:39 > 0:39:43- I'm happy to give you money for Morgan.- It's the rest of us you don't care about.

0:39:44 > 0:39:47- Everything all right, Bianca? - What you doing here?

0:39:47 > 0:39:49I just fancied a drink.

0:39:49 > 0:39:52- You're happy to throw money at this lot. That's new, innit?- No, it's not.

0:39:52 > 0:39:56I know everything in your wardrobe. I've never seen this before.

0:39:56 > 0:39:58I got it from the charity shop, all right?

0:39:58 > 0:40:00I knew I recognised that.

0:40:00 > 0:40:05Ignore the label - it says wash on 30 but the bias binding might buckle

0:40:05 > 0:40:08- so you might want to give it a lukewarm hand-wash.- It's yours?- Mmm.

0:40:08 > 0:40:12I gave them nice slacks that go with that as well. You want to look out for them.

0:40:16 > 0:40:20Sorry, hang on a second. You didn't drop this by any chance, did you?

0:40:21 > 0:40:25- Yeah, I think I did, cheers. - You did? Take care.

0:40:28 > 0:40:31- What?- I saw you drop that tenner next to her.

0:40:31 > 0:40:33So what? She's had it rough lately.

0:40:38 > 0:40:42- There has got to be somewhere we've not looked.- Lucy, do you not think

0:40:42 > 0:40:47- you're getting a little bit obsessed with this?- What, and you don't care about your parents?

0:40:47 > 0:40:50The girl who nearly killed her dad for cheating on her mum.

0:40:50 > 0:40:54Hello, girls. I thought you'd be at school.

0:40:54 > 0:40:55Nice to see you, too.

0:40:59 > 0:41:03Right, well, this was fun while it lasted, weren't it, eh?

0:41:03 > 0:41:05Yeah, we're not finished yet.

0:41:05 > 0:41:07Lucy!

0:41:14 > 0:41:16Oh, you stupid...!

0:41:16 > 0:41:17- Lucy...?- Can't stop!

0:41:17 > 0:41:20They're practising for the Olympics!

0:41:20 > 0:41:24- Lucy, you are crazy! - No, just determined.

0:41:24 > 0:41:27- She's going to go mental! - No change there, then.

0:41:30 > 0:41:31She made me do the ironing.

0:41:31 > 0:41:34Well, it's the food chain, innit? I give it to her, she gives it to you,

0:41:34 > 0:41:38- and in a couple of years you'll be able to give it to Tiff.- Cake mix?

0:41:38 > 0:41:40Yeah, you know how much they love cake.

0:41:40 > 0:41:45Thought I'd do loads of chocolate icing. If you're lucky you can lick the bowl.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48- Oh, I love hundreds and thousands! - How did I know that? You going out later?

0:41:50 > 0:41:53Yeah, it's me and Tyler's nearly-two-week anniversary so...

0:41:53 > 0:41:55I'm glad you like him.

0:41:55 > 0:41:59I didn't say I liked him. I said he's better than I thought he was going to be. But if he hurts you,

0:41:59 > 0:42:02- he won't look so pretty. - You've said that before.

0:42:02 > 0:42:05It's the pretty ones you've got to watch.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07- You think he's pretty? - I think he's pretty!

0:42:08 > 0:42:10You're never chucking that away!

0:42:10 > 0:42:13It's bad enough that the only thing I've bought myself in a while

0:42:13 > 0:42:17is from a charity shop without finding out that it was Jean Slater's!

0:42:17 > 0:42:18It looks all right on you.

0:42:18 > 0:42:20It probably looked good on Jean when it was new.

0:42:20 > 0:42:26- I don't think anything looked good on Jean!- Laugh all you want, but I still don't want it.

0:42:26 > 0:42:30- Where did you get the money to get that?- I found a tenner. - Oh, great priorities, Bianca.

0:42:30 > 0:42:32You was going to buy yourself a G&T earlier!

0:42:33 > 0:42:36- What are you accusing me of? - Nothing.

0:42:36 > 0:42:39No, come on, let's have it. I work really hard.

0:42:39 > 0:42:43I give up most of what I earn. And with the rest of it I budget for seven drinks a week.

0:42:43 > 0:42:48That's one a day. One pathetic little drink to make me feel a bit better about my life.

0:42:48 > 0:42:51- What, you'd deny me that? - Of course not.

0:42:53 > 0:42:56Look at all this stuff. My mum's bag is exactly the same.

0:42:56 > 0:42:58Nice lipstick, though.

0:42:58 > 0:43:01Yeah, nice if you're standing on a street corner.

0:43:01 > 0:43:05- What's this perfume, then? - Eau de Grot.

0:43:05 > 0:43:08Look, this don't feel right. Feels like we've mugged her.

0:43:08 > 0:43:11There's nothing here anyway - look.

0:43:13 > 0:43:15Oh, isn't there?

0:43:16 > 0:43:18KNOCK AT DOOR

0:43:23 > 0:43:24What do you want?

0:43:24 > 0:43:27I'm pretending to buy a car, ain't I?

0:43:27 > 0:43:30I can see that you are just rushed off your feet.

0:43:30 > 0:43:32Too busy to respond to my text?

0:43:34 > 0:43:36I'm getting round to it.

0:43:36 > 0:43:39You know what? I have got a little bit of dignity left.

0:43:39 > 0:43:43I'm getting sick of waiting for my phone to ring.

0:43:43 > 0:43:47That's all it's going to take, is it? One phone call?

0:43:50 > 0:43:52It's a good place to start, innit?

0:43:54 > 0:43:56See ya.

0:43:59 > 0:44:03- Lucy, you have gone too far this time!- Well, I had to, to prove she's cheating on you!

0:44:03 > 0:44:05And, look, I've even got photos!

0:44:05 > 0:44:08Mandy's told me all about the photos.

0:44:08 > 0:44:09- What did she say? - That you altered them

0:44:09 > 0:44:14- to make it look like she was wearing the bracelet when she wasn't. - Why would I do that?!

0:44:14 > 0:44:18- Because you're out to cause trouble! - No! I'm out to show him exactly what you are!

0:44:18 > 0:44:20Dad, I didn't even take the pictures.

0:44:20 > 0:44:21Ben did, so why don't you ask him?

0:44:21 > 0:44:26- Oh, that's convenient considering he's gone away.- You don't need to cos I found this in her bag.

0:44:26 > 0:44:30- What's this?- A money transfer. You sent money to someone yesterday.

0:44:30 > 0:44:34So don't try and deny it cos it's there in black and white!

0:44:34 > 0:44:36All right...

0:44:36 > 0:44:40I pawned the bracelet. I needed the money, sorry. I can't tell you why.

0:44:40 > 0:44:43- See? She admitted it! - You're loving this, ain't you!

0:44:48 > 0:44:53I'm so sorry, I wish I could tell you why but I can't.

0:44:53 > 0:44:56I just can't! But it isn't what it looks like, I promise.

0:44:56 > 0:44:59Ian, I've never asked you for anything.

0:44:59 > 0:45:02But I'm asking you this now. Just please...

0:45:02 > 0:45:06you've just got to believe me. I'm not having an affair.

0:45:06 > 0:45:12And there's no-one else... Just believe me, OK?

0:45:19 > 0:45:22- How do you know it's Georgian? - I looked it up.

0:45:22 > 0:45:24- It's not got a date on it. - Yeah, but it looks right.

0:45:24 > 0:45:28- You call something Georgian, you can double the price.- What is it?

0:45:28 > 0:45:30- It's a pot!- What kind of pot? - A Georgian pot!

0:45:42 > 0:45:45- Can I help you, mate? All right? - Not unless you're Janine Butcher.

0:45:45 > 0:45:47No, no, I'm Michael Moon.

0:45:47 > 0:45:50- How's it going, all right? And you are?- Licensing officer.

0:45:50 > 0:45:54You won't find Janine here at this time. She's probably at home.

0:45:54 > 0:45:56Just come from there. No-one in.

0:45:56 > 0:45:59Really? Oh, yeah, that's cos she's moved, of course, yeah.

0:45:59 > 0:46:02She's gone to Dalston, I think? Somewhere in Dalston.

0:46:02 > 0:46:05Sorry, I can't be more specific than that.

0:46:11 > 0:46:12Janine?

0:46:15 > 0:46:17Rose has managed to lose another mop.

0:46:17 > 0:46:20And you are bothering me with this why?

0:46:20 > 0:46:24All right? I've just fobbed some geezer off looking for you.

0:46:24 > 0:46:29- Why did you fob him off? - Some licensing bloke. It's that dodgy booze.

0:46:29 > 0:46:32- Someone's shopped you. - I know exactly who that is.

0:46:32 > 0:46:35- Billy?- Yeah?- Please can you come in here and finish this up for me?

0:46:35 > 0:46:37And please, all right, be careful.

0:46:37 > 0:46:41This is very expensive stuff that I'm ordering.

0:46:41 > 0:46:43I sent him to Dalston.

0:46:43 > 0:46:45Are you expecting me to thank you?

0:46:50 > 0:46:52"Moses basket."

0:46:52 > 0:46:54All right for some, innit!

0:47:14 > 0:47:17- What you doing? - What? Nothing! Nothing.

0:47:17 > 0:47:21Just Janine, she wanted me to order some baby stuff for her.

0:47:23 > 0:47:25And she wants two of everything?

0:47:32 > 0:47:35Solid silver. That won't turn your wrist green.

0:47:35 > 0:47:38- It's a bit pricey, though. - What price glamour, eh?

0:47:38 > 0:47:42- Yeah, but £15? - How much? Who priced that up?

0:47:42 > 0:47:46Honestly, some of them that work here, they've got no idea. Give us a tenner.

0:47:46 > 0:47:49- Five.- It's a charity, darling. Eight.

0:47:49 > 0:47:51- Six.- Seven, and you've got a deal.

0:47:51 > 0:47:56Come on, I want to close the shop up and put my feet up.

0:47:56 > 0:47:59- Who do you think you are, reporting me?!- Oh, they've come already?

0:47:59 > 0:48:03- So, what, you're not even denying it? - Yeah, I called 'em.

0:48:03 > 0:48:06And if they don't close you down, I'll call 'em again.

0:48:06 > 0:48:10You're using that club of yours for underaged drinking.

0:48:10 > 0:48:14You think you can get away with anything, don't you?

0:48:16 > 0:48:18Well, not this time, darling.

0:48:18 > 0:48:20Don't you threaten me, because I am warning you...

0:48:20 > 0:48:23Oh! Are you hearing this?!

0:48:23 > 0:48:26Issuing threats to a pensioner!

0:48:26 > 0:48:30A volunteer in a charity shop!

0:48:30 > 0:48:32You know what she's doing, don't you?

0:48:32 > 0:48:37She's flogging cheap booze all day, all night to kids.

0:48:37 > 0:48:40Were you always this righteous when your daughter was bedding Max

0:48:40 > 0:48:45behind Vanessa's back? Or when the other daughter was jacking up in a crack den?

0:48:45 > 0:48:48Ladies, maybe this is a good time to intervene.

0:48:48 > 0:48:50What if we reached a compromise?

0:48:50 > 0:48:54How would you feel about that, if we crack down on the fake IDs,

0:48:54 > 0:48:57if we opened later in the afternoon

0:48:57 > 0:49:02and I personally gave you my own pledge to clean up every scrap of litter?

0:49:02 > 0:49:04- Every scrap.- Every pool of vomit?

0:49:06 > 0:49:09Yeah, all right, every...every pool of vomit as well.

0:49:09 > 0:49:13And a monetary contribution to this fine establishment.

0:49:13 > 0:49:17- Stop! I am not going to give her money.- Tax deductible, of course.

0:49:17 > 0:49:20- Deal?- Well...

0:49:21 > 0:49:24I'm not against a good time... Deal.

0:49:24 > 0:49:28Fantastic. Ladies...

0:49:30 > 0:49:33Remind me never to get on the wrong side of you.

0:49:33 > 0:49:36I'm just a harmless old lady, darling.

0:49:38 > 0:49:42You know Megan Rogers? She's having a birthday party but I ain't invited

0:49:42 > 0:49:46cos her boyfriend Jake fancies me.

0:49:48 > 0:49:50What?

0:49:53 > 0:49:57Whitney's had the sewing machine out all afternoon. What do you think?

0:49:59 > 0:50:03We've lost all them flowers and the Jean Slater froufrou.

0:50:03 > 0:50:06- Do you like it?- You did this after I chucked it out?

0:50:06 > 0:50:08Yeah.

0:50:09 > 0:50:12I don't know what to say. It's really nice!

0:50:12 > 0:50:16- Stick it on!- All right, I will! - DOORBELL

0:50:16 > 0:50:23- That'll be Liam, probably forgot his key.- Thought he had a shift at McKlunky's. Thanks, Whitney.

0:50:23 > 0:50:25It's all right.

0:50:27 > 0:50:28Oh...

0:50:32 > 0:50:34Take this.

0:50:34 > 0:50:35What is it?

0:50:36 > 0:50:40You've brought my kid up for the last six years.

0:50:40 > 0:50:44You've done a brilliant job. What's in there don't come close to child maintenance,

0:50:44 > 0:50:47but Alfie just paid me, and this is all I've got at the moment.

0:50:47 > 0:50:49Just under three hundred.

0:50:49 > 0:50:54- What? I don't...- Just take it, B.

0:50:54 > 0:50:57Morgan, your dad's here.

0:50:57 > 0:51:00- Fancy some cake?- I'd love to.

0:51:01 > 0:51:03- Tell me!- It's a surprise!

0:51:03 > 0:51:05But I hate surprises!

0:51:05 > 0:51:07- You'll like this one. - Will I?- Oh, yeah.

0:51:07 > 0:51:11No offence, but your idea of what's a good surprise will probably be pretty lame.

0:51:11 > 0:51:14You're not going to tell me, are you?

0:51:14 > 0:51:16Well, that depends.

0:51:16 > 0:51:17On what?

0:51:17 > 0:51:21OK... They're starting these classes at the community centre.

0:51:21 > 0:51:26- First-time-mum sort of thing. You agree to go, and I'll tell you what the surprise is.- No way.

0:51:26 > 0:51:29- OK, I won't tell you what the surprise is, then.- Fine!

0:51:29 > 0:51:31- Where you going?!- Out.

0:51:32 > 0:51:35Surprise? You went and did it, didn't you?

0:51:35 > 0:51:39- You've got to take your chances, Hev, you know that.- It's stealing.

0:51:39 > 0:51:42I've never stolen anything in my life - not on purpose, anyway.

0:51:42 > 0:51:44It's not PROPER stealing!

0:51:44 > 0:51:47You'd better cancel that order, or you're no better than a thief.

0:51:47 > 0:51:49It's not for me, all right?!

0:51:49 > 0:51:51So why don't you just mind your own, eh?

0:51:51 > 0:51:55Why don't you go and make yourself busy somewhere else?

0:51:55 > 0:51:59And I tell you, if you say anything to anyone about what I did, right,

0:51:59 > 0:52:02I won't be held responsible - do you understand?

0:52:02 > 0:52:04Do you?!

0:52:05 > 0:52:07Good. Now, go on, do one.

0:52:16 > 0:52:20MUSIC: "Dance With Me Tonight" by Olly Murs

0:52:26 > 0:52:28LAUGHING AND SQUEALING

0:52:28 > 0:52:30Who wants cake? THEY CHEER

0:52:33 > 0:52:36Oh, that flamin' meter!

0:52:36 > 0:52:39- You know me. I love a happy hour. - This is true.

0:52:39 > 0:52:44But there's a difference between half-price drinks

0:52:44 > 0:52:47and flogging quick shots to kids who can't afford it

0:52:47 > 0:52:50so then they get drunk and trash the neighbourhood.

0:52:54 > 0:52:55- Michaela, if it's a girl.- Never!

0:52:55 > 0:52:59Anyway, I've already decided on a girl's name.

0:52:59 > 0:53:01Come on then.

0:53:01 > 0:53:04No, you'll just have to wait and see.

0:53:04 > 0:53:08Oh, can we sit over here because Cora's there and I've had quite enough of her today.

0:53:09 > 0:53:12So I don't get a say in naming my own child?

0:53:12 > 0:53:15You can make some suggestions and I might like one.

0:53:15 > 0:53:20What about Matthew Moon? Matthew Moon if it's a boy.

0:53:20 > 0:53:22Look, let's just make one thing clear, shall we?

0:53:22 > 0:53:25Whatever it is and whatever we decide to call it,

0:53:25 > 0:53:27its surname is going to be Butcher.

0:53:27 > 0:53:29You having a laugh?

0:53:29 > 0:53:33Not open for debate. Orange juice, please. And I imagine he's going to have a whisky.

0:53:33 > 0:53:35PHONE BEEPS

0:53:35 > 0:53:41See her face? Clearly she hates to be in the wrong.

0:53:41 > 0:53:43I wouldn't start celebrating, Cora.

0:53:43 > 0:53:45Janine fights dirty.

0:53:45 > 0:53:49Good! Who wants a clean fight?

0:53:53 > 0:53:55I could get you a top-up.

0:53:55 > 0:53:58Oh, it's too late now, Ray. Anyway, I like it like this.

0:53:58 > 0:54:02- I don't.- Right. There should be enough battery to play the film.

0:54:02 > 0:54:04Yay!

0:54:04 > 0:54:06- He's great, ain't he?- Thanks, Tyler.

0:54:06 > 0:54:10- No worries. Good job we had them candles at the Emporium. - Yeah, it's romantic, ain't it?

0:54:10 > 0:54:13Oh, don't go getting any ideas, you two!

0:54:13 > 0:54:15Tiff, pass Tyler the cake.

0:54:15 > 0:54:16There's only one left!

0:54:16 > 0:54:19Yeah, and it's for Tyler!

0:54:19 > 0:54:20Thank you.

0:54:20 > 0:54:23Happy nearly-two-week anniversary.

0:54:23 > 0:54:25Ugh, they're kissing!

0:54:25 > 0:54:27Shut up! Come on, press play, Tyler!

0:54:27 > 0:54:30MUSIC: Theme from "Indiana Jones"

0:54:32 > 0:54:36If he wants to believe her, he's more stupid than I thought he was.

0:54:38 > 0:54:40I seriously think you should just forget about it.

0:54:40 > 0:54:42Let her take him for a ride. It's his own fault.

0:54:42 > 0:54:47No way! This "L Stevens" on the money transfer is obviously the same "L" on her phone.

0:54:47 > 0:54:49So what, Lucy?

0:54:49 > 0:54:53- I've got L's number. - Right. And are you going to ring it?

0:54:53 > 0:54:57No. I've texted him. Told him to come and visit Walford.

0:54:57 > 0:55:01We're going to find out exactly what Mandy's hiding.

0:55:06 > 0:55:10SHE WHOOPS

0:55:10 > 0:55:13HE LAUGHS

0:55:13 > 0:55:16SHE MAKES HELICOPTER NOISES

0:55:16 > 0:55:17Tiffany!

0:55:21 > 0:55:23Feral.

0:55:23 > 0:55:25Oh, come on, she's just letting off some steam.

0:55:25 > 0:55:27Give it five years, she'll be on Crimewatch.

0:55:27 > 0:55:31Give her a break. She's a kid. It's her job to make noise.

0:55:31 > 0:55:33Come here, Tiff! You're going to be late for school!

0:55:33 > 0:55:36Hark, the dulcet tones of the parent. Bobby went off ages ago.

0:55:36 > 0:55:40- Patrick, you haven't seen Masood with the post, have you?- Uh-uh.

0:55:40 > 0:55:42No pink things in the morning.

0:55:42 > 0:55:44There weren't no cereal.

0:55:44 > 0:55:45Well, have some toast.

0:55:45 > 0:55:47There weren't no toast.

0:55:48 > 0:55:50Come on, get in.

0:55:59 > 0:56:01What are you doing?

0:56:01 > 0:56:06Well, you're the one who wanted me to come to these classes.

0:56:06 > 0:56:11So, here I am. I believe the children are our future.

0:56:11 > 0:56:14I said, "We", together, plural.

0:56:16 > 0:56:18SHE SIGHS

0:56:20 > 0:56:22HE LAUGHS TO HIMSELF

0:56:24 > 0:56:26Hey, Janine. Look!

0:56:30 > 0:56:33I knew we should have gone private.

0:56:35 > 0:56:39Morgan! Come on, I'm late for the caff now. Is everything ruined?

0:56:39 > 0:56:41There wasn't much to ruin in the first place.

0:56:41 > 0:56:44But look, the gas is back on, it's been paid

0:56:44 > 0:56:45and the electric's back on.

0:56:45 > 0:56:49Yeah, for now. I get paid today. I'll replace the food.

0:56:49 > 0:56:51Janine will have to wait for the rent.

0:56:51 > 0:56:53Can I have money for sweets?

0:56:53 > 0:56:56No, you can't. You've had enough for today.

0:56:56 > 0:56:57Don't look like that, Tiff.

0:56:57 > 0:57:00- You should give up sweets and treats for Lent.- What's Lent?

0:57:00 > 0:57:03It's a religious thing. You give things up to be religious.

0:57:03 > 0:57:06- Why?- Because Jesus says so.

0:57:06 > 0:57:09Jesus says I can't have pink pigs?

0:57:09 > 0:57:11BIANCA SIGHS

0:57:18 > 0:57:22Morning. So, good day planned?

0:57:22 > 0:57:25Yeah, I think it's going to be a fantastic day.

0:57:25 > 0:57:28Anything I should know about?

0:57:34 > 0:57:37So, are me and you OK?

0:57:37 > 0:57:39Yeah. Yeah, we're fine.

0:57:39 > 0:57:40What about Lucy?

0:57:40 > 0:57:45She's fine. Everything's fine. Mandy Salter, I love you.

0:57:45 > 0:57:48Today is going to be a good day.

0:57:49 > 0:57:52THEY LAUGH

0:57:52 > 0:57:55Why don't I cook today? For all of us?

0:57:55 > 0:57:58- My treat.- That would be great, Lucy. Wouldn't it?

0:57:58 > 0:58:00Yeah. Great.

0:58:00 > 0:58:04- So, lunch? One o'clock? - Perfect.- Lovely.

0:58:12 > 0:58:16Will you please tell me why I'm here with a load of knocked up teenagers?

0:58:16 > 0:58:19What happened to the beatific mother-to-be?

0:58:19 > 0:58:22Why am I here with a load of knocked up pensioners?

0:58:22 > 0:58:25Oi. Be nice. She's given you a job, remember?

0:58:25 > 0:58:27Don't tell me that's my surprise.

0:58:27 > 0:58:31No, no, no. Be nice for you to work together, won't it?

0:58:31 > 0:58:34- I mean, your kids could end up playing together, couldn't they? - Oh(!)

0:58:34 > 0:58:36Me and Honey went to this antenatal thing once.

0:58:36 > 0:58:38It was mental, it was.

0:58:38 > 0:58:40It was all that sort of role playing thing.

0:58:40 > 0:58:43All the daddy wolves had to circle round all the mummy wolves,

0:58:43 > 0:58:47and then you had to start howling, right? I was like this...

0:58:47 > 0:58:50- HE HOWLS AND LAUGHS - Congratulations, mums!

0:58:50 > 0:58:53Is this going to be all happy clappy?

0:58:53 > 0:58:56Feel free to ask any questions as we go along.

0:58:56 > 0:58:58Every pregnancy's different.

0:58:58 > 0:59:01Too right. My Honey was size the of a house for our second.

0:59:01 > 0:59:02Not a first time dad, then?

0:59:02 > 0:59:06Oh, no, no. I'm this baby's great grandad. Her grandad.

0:59:06 > 0:59:08I'm not the dad. Obviously.

0:59:08 > 0:59:11I don't know who the dad is. Does that matter?

0:59:11 > 0:59:13Well, have you got a shortlist?

0:59:13 > 0:59:14Be nice.

0:59:14 > 0:59:18It can be very challenging if you're facing parenthood on your own.

0:59:18 > 0:59:21But we're all here to support you.

0:59:21 > 0:59:25I've got a question. Is this class going to cover elective C-sections

0:59:25 > 0:59:26and private hospitals?

0:59:26 > 0:59:28Or should I just leave now?

0:59:30 > 0:59:32HE SIGHS

0:59:32 > 0:59:33Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

0:59:33 > 0:59:35# Let's deck the Vic in daffodillies! #

0:59:35 > 0:59:38- It's St David's Day!- Yeah. Jean, that's lovely, darling,

0:59:38 > 0:59:40but how many of our punters are Welsh?

0:59:40 > 0:59:43It's not Welsh. It's Greek.

0:59:43 > 0:59:44Greek? OK, it's Greek.

0:59:44 > 0:59:47Narcissus died looking at his own reflection in the pool.

0:59:47 > 0:59:50- Lovely. OK.- And the flowers grew where he fell.

0:59:50 > 0:59:53- Course they did.- That's why they're called Narcissus.- Lovely.

0:59:53 > 0:59:56We have to have them. It's traditional.

0:59:56 > 0:59:58OK, let's do it, then.

0:59:58 > 1:00:01- Ha-ha! And leeks! - Oh, lots of leeks.

1:00:01 > 1:00:03- Yes!- Let's have millions of leeks.

1:00:22 > 1:00:23You two all right?

1:00:25 > 1:00:29Yeah. We will be. Thanks for the other night.

1:00:29 > 1:00:32That's what family are for, eh? What you doing for lunch?

1:00:32 > 1:00:35Want to come to ours?

1:00:35 > 1:00:39Thanks. Max, not a word to Dot, eh? She thinks I've given it up for Lent.

1:00:39 > 1:00:43It's a man's basic right to have a drink. Pack of the usual.

1:00:43 > 1:00:44Smoking kills.

1:00:44 > 1:00:48Come on, you should know Dot. She don't listen to basic rights,

1:00:48 > 1:00:50not when she's on the religious warpath.

1:00:50 > 1:00:54- Sounds like Dot.- She says we should be filled with the spirits, not debauchery.

1:00:54 > 1:00:57You been sneaking debauchery into your room again?

1:00:57 > 1:01:01Come on, I've learned from Jim. Say, "Yes, Dorothy", to everything.

1:01:01 > 1:01:04And then go hide in the allotment. See you.

1:01:08 > 1:01:11Think we can guess what this is all about.

1:01:14 > 1:01:16Tuck your pelvis under.

1:01:16 > 1:01:20Perfect. That'll help stop lower back pain as baby grows.

1:01:20 > 1:01:23See? You're going to be good at this, girl. I can tell.

1:01:26 > 1:01:29- PHONE VIBRATES - Leave it, leave it.

1:01:31 > 1:01:33Janine Butcher.

1:01:33 > 1:01:36- Oi!- No. no. She's not available, mate, all right?- Excuse me!

1:01:36 > 1:01:39- You're not available.- That was important.- This is important.

1:01:39 > 1:01:42Billions of women every year have babies without knowing how to

1:01:42 > 1:01:45sit on a yoga ball.

1:01:45 > 1:01:46Just look around you.

1:01:46 > 1:01:49Look, everyone's got someone by their side.

1:01:49 > 1:01:51- So?- So, I'm the father, Janine, OK?

1:01:51 > 1:01:55I'm the only one volunteering to be by your side.

1:01:55 > 1:01:57You need me.

1:02:00 > 1:02:03MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES

1:02:19 > 1:02:23So he's left me something in his will? And this is what?

1:02:23 > 1:02:27An order? I just have to drop everything and turn up tomorrow?

1:02:29 > 1:02:33Well, it's just an informal meeting with Yusef's solicitor.

1:02:33 > 1:02:36Where I'll be given a cheque for a few pounds?

1:02:38 > 1:02:41And that's meant to make everything all right again, is it?

1:02:41 > 1:02:44You know I want nothing to do with that man.

1:02:44 > 1:02:48Afia will inherit most of it, I'm sure, but we should go.

1:02:48 > 1:02:50If only to say it's over.

1:02:57 > 1:03:00So what's this, then? You due some sort of a payout?

1:03:00 > 1:03:04Must you? Pry in other people's private affairs?

1:03:09 > 1:03:11- Hey. You all right?- Yeah.

1:03:14 > 1:03:17That's a lot of effort. I thought we were only having a quick lunch.

1:03:17 > 1:03:20Yeah, I invited Jack over, too. You don't mind, do you?

1:03:20 > 1:03:22No, no. That's fine.

1:03:26 > 1:03:30- What are you doing now? - Tidying up. This place is a mess.

1:03:30 > 1:03:32So..

1:03:32 > 1:03:35every time you're in a foul mood, we've got to have a makeover, have we?

1:03:37 > 1:03:40Do you know, I've got to say, I am surprised you're staying as Mrs Khan.

1:03:40 > 1:03:43I thought you'd be back to Masood, like I was to Fox.

1:03:43 > 1:03:47Well, you've had that many surnames, it must be difficult to keep tabs, no?

1:03:47 > 1:03:49Don't presume to know anything about my religion,

1:03:49 > 1:03:51all right, Denise?

1:03:51 > 1:03:54Your religion sounds pretty loose. You've had three husbands in a year.

1:03:54 > 1:03:56I have not.

1:03:56 > 1:03:59Um, Masood, Yusef...

1:03:59 > 1:04:01then back to Masood.

1:04:01 > 1:04:04That's three. You man-eater.

1:04:04 > 1:04:07- Masood is not my husband. - He's as good as, ain't he?

1:04:07 > 1:04:10I'm still in mourning. We all are. The whole house is.

1:04:10 > 1:04:16Do me a favour! What, seriously? So what is this, then?

1:04:16 > 1:04:19Is it some sort of religious thing?

1:04:19 > 1:04:21How long you got to do this mourning for?

1:04:21 > 1:04:24Four months and ten days.

1:04:24 > 1:04:26What? Even if he was a psycho?

1:04:26 > 1:04:30You're not going to give me one of those, "It will bring me shame", speeches, are you?

1:04:30 > 1:04:33I really don't think it counts if he tried to kill everyone.

1:04:33 > 1:04:34No religion is that strict.

1:04:34 > 1:04:39I'm not justifying my religion or my personal affairs to you.

1:04:39 > 1:04:41Well, pardon me.

1:04:41 > 1:04:44Well, I just, you know, I do feel kind of involved.

1:04:44 > 1:04:48Given how I was made homeless, I'm skint and mine and Kim's business went down because of it.

1:04:48 > 1:04:50But do you know...?

1:04:50 > 1:04:53No, I'm happy that you got a cheque out of it.

1:04:53 > 1:04:57Mrs...um...Whatever.

1:05:06 > 1:05:08Hello, darling!

1:05:08 > 1:05:12- You all right?- Yeah.- You look nice.

1:05:12 > 1:05:13Really?

1:05:13 > 1:05:16Course you do. Don't she, Max?

1:05:16 > 1:05:22Cheers. Don't really need wine, do we, Tan?

1:05:22 > 1:05:25Got to get back to work and all that. Go on.

1:05:30 > 1:05:32Peter! Yeah, it's Dad.

1:05:32 > 1:05:35I was...ringing up for a quick chat.

1:05:37 > 1:05:39So, how's the new car?

1:05:43 > 1:05:48Oh, right, it was nothing important. I was just ringing up for a chat.

1:05:48 > 1:05:51I'll talk to you another day, yeah? Bye.

1:05:57 > 1:05:59That looks nice, Luce.

1:05:59 > 1:06:00My pleasure.

1:06:00 > 1:06:04Oh! Well done. That's interesting presentation.

1:06:10 > 1:06:12Everything all right between you two, then?

1:06:12 > 1:06:15- We're fine.- Yeah, we are. Just fine.

1:06:20 > 1:06:22Thank you.

1:06:28 > 1:06:32Shall I...um...propose a toast?

1:06:36 > 1:06:38To family!

1:06:41 > 1:06:43Family.

1:06:43 > 1:06:45Cheers.

1:06:45 > 1:06:48Nine hairs and a nit. That's what Dad used to call him.

1:06:48 > 1:06:52Yeah, well, Dad used to call me a lot of things, didn't he?

1:06:52 > 1:06:56Not a lot of it was nice. Or fair.

1:06:59 > 1:07:00Do you want one of these?

1:07:00 > 1:07:04Don't, don't. Got to get back to the salon, ain't you?

1:07:04 > 1:07:07- It's just one glass, Max. - Only one glass, innit?

1:07:07 > 1:07:10- All right, Lauren?- Hello, darling.

1:07:10 > 1:07:12- All right, Lauren?- All right?

1:07:12 > 1:07:14You're the only one here who can turn down a drink.

1:07:14 > 1:07:17- Give it a rest, will you? - Proud of you, you know that?

1:07:17 > 1:07:20You're 18 soon, ain't you, Lauren?

1:07:20 > 1:07:23- When can your uncle legally take his niece out for a drink? - End of the month.

1:07:23 > 1:07:25Listen, you stay dry till then

1:07:25 > 1:07:26and I'll throw you a party at the Vic.

1:07:26 > 1:07:28Oh, yeah, that'd be nice!

1:07:28 > 1:07:32If anyone's going to throw a party for my daughter's 18th, it's me, right?

1:07:32 > 1:07:34All right, sorry.

1:07:39 > 1:07:40Another drink, anyone?

1:07:40 > 1:07:43Yeah, why not? I've got to say, Lucy,

1:07:43 > 1:07:45I think it's really nice having salad for a change.

1:07:45 > 1:07:48Especially seeing as it's March the first.

1:07:50 > 1:07:52Oh!

1:07:52 > 1:07:56- Sorry, darling, I need a cloth. - Yeah.

1:07:57 > 1:07:59Oi! I clocked them looks you've been giving me.

1:07:59 > 1:08:01Listen, your dad believes me.

1:08:01 > 1:08:03So you better stop acting weird, all right?

1:08:03 > 1:08:05I ain't the one acting round here.

1:08:05 > 1:08:08Yeah, and I ain't the one going through people's handbags.

1:08:08 > 1:08:11Ceasefire didn't last, did it? Do you know what?

1:08:11 > 1:08:13I thought you two were teasing me.

1:08:13 > 1:08:15But you've both forgotten, haven't you?

1:08:15 > 1:08:17Forgotten what?

1:08:17 > 1:08:20What's today? It's March the first.

1:08:20 > 1:08:22It's my birthday.

1:08:26 > 1:08:29So Roxy's fobbing Amy off already.

1:08:29 > 1:08:31I mean, why bother going to court?

1:08:31 > 1:08:34Well, I offered. It's more cash, innit?

1:08:34 > 1:08:35I pay the bills. Not you.

1:08:37 > 1:08:40Oh, Janine, you can't just come in here like that.

1:08:40 > 1:08:41This is our house.

1:08:41 > 1:08:45Actually, I think you'll find I can. It's my house.

1:08:45 > 1:08:47I'm the landlord.

1:08:47 > 1:08:51And I charge you a miniscule rent, which you keep failing to pay. Remember?

1:08:51 > 1:08:53I'll pay.

1:08:53 > 1:08:56Good. I take cash, cheques, American Express...

1:08:56 > 1:08:58I'll take anything right now.

1:08:58 > 1:09:00Look, Bianca, I'm not the enemy.

1:09:00 > 1:09:04You can have a job cleaning for me if you haven't got any cash.

1:09:04 > 1:09:07- No, I'm not that desperate. - All right, good. Good for you.

1:09:07 > 1:09:10I was actually coming with a job offer for Whitney.

1:09:10 > 1:09:15When little one here comes along, I'm going to need a nanny.

1:09:15 > 1:09:18Oh, well, anything I can do to help.

1:09:18 > 1:09:20It'll be live-in, of course.

1:09:20 > 1:09:21Live-in?

1:09:21 > 1:09:24Well, she's not going to hear the baby cry from here, is she?

1:09:24 > 1:09:29- I'll think about it.- I'm just saying, a well-paid nanny position

1:09:29 > 1:09:32from a respectable employer, luxurious accommodation...

1:09:32 > 1:09:34Don't think too long, yeah?

1:09:37 > 1:09:41Poor kid, she ain't even had it yet and she's palming it off already.

1:09:41 > 1:09:43I think I should do it.

1:09:43 > 1:09:45What, and give up college? For her?

1:09:45 > 1:09:47You ain't done all that training to be her skivvy.

1:09:47 > 1:09:49Listen, I'll sort the bills. Don't worry.

1:09:49 > 1:09:52I'll go and see Ian, get a shift at the chippy.

1:09:52 > 1:09:54I'll do it now. Look,

1:09:54 > 1:09:56does this face look like I like him?

1:09:56 > 1:09:58THEY LAUGH

1:09:58 > 1:10:02I'm just no good at the fluffy things in life. I'm so sorry, Ian.

1:10:02 > 1:10:04No, it's fine. It's not a big deal.

1:10:04 > 1:10:06KNOCK AT THE DOOR

1:10:06 > 1:10:07- Are you sure?- Yes!

1:10:07 > 1:10:11- All right, Luce? All right, Ian, mate.- All right?

1:10:11 > 1:10:14Listen, mind if I pick up them leeks that you promised me?

1:10:14 > 1:10:18- You sure you need that many? - It's just Jean, getting excitable -

1:10:18 > 1:10:22talking about dragons and stuff, are you going to pop over or what?

1:10:22 > 1:10:24Yeah, we should go for your birthday.

1:10:24 > 1:10:27You kept that one quiet, didn't you, birthday boy? Happy birthday.

1:10:27 > 1:10:31- Thank you.- First one's one the house. Give me the leeks for nothing,

1:10:31 > 1:10:32I'll give you a second one.

1:10:32 > 1:10:34- Come on, let's go.- Yeah, come on.

1:10:34 > 1:10:36- Yeah, go on, then. - No, stay. We've got champagne!

1:10:36 > 1:10:40- Oh, come on, Lucy, that'll keep. Come on, let's go over there, it will be fun.- It will.

1:10:40 > 1:10:43- Don't look so worried.- I'll come in a bit. Happy birthday, Dad.

1:10:46 > 1:10:49Ahh. See ya.

1:11:02 > 1:11:06Right, are you going to tell me what's got into you? Jack needs our support right now over Amy.

1:11:06 > 1:11:10- You know this.- So you've fallen for his Peter Andre Dad of the Year bit?- Come on!

1:11:10 > 1:11:15He's got kids that he don't give a stuff about and he's sorting out my daughter's 18th(!)

1:11:15 > 1:11:18- He offered her a party. That's all. - It's all right, I'm the bad guy.

1:11:18 > 1:11:20- He's your brother. Try and be nice.- Nice?

1:11:20 > 1:11:23- What, like you're being nice?- What?! - Low cut, hanging out...- Low cut?!

1:11:23 > 1:11:26- This isn't...- ..getting drunk.- No.

1:11:26 > 1:11:28I saw you giving him a hug in the Square.

1:11:28 > 1:11:32- What?- Through there, you're all over him.- What is going on in your head?

1:11:32 > 1:11:34Fancy a bit of the other brother?

1:11:34 > 1:11:37Oh, shall I start dragging up every affair you've ever had?

1:11:37 > 1:11:39Would you blame me? You won't let me near you!

1:11:49 > 1:11:52It's not... It's not that I won't let you, I...

1:11:56 > 1:12:00- Do you think I want to feel like this? Not normal? - Yeah, well, I'm sorry.

1:12:00 > 1:12:04All right? I'm sorry, Tan, I shouldn't have said that.

1:12:10 > 1:12:13You don't want me any more, do you?

1:12:14 > 1:12:17- You said it wouldn't happen but it has.- Please don't say that.

1:12:21 > 1:12:24I love you. Come here.

1:12:24 > 1:12:26Come here.

1:12:27 > 1:12:29HE SIGHS

1:12:30 > 1:12:32I get scared...

1:12:35 > 1:12:38..that you're going to find someone else.

1:12:43 > 1:12:46Listen to me, all right? I'd never, never do that to you.

1:12:47 > 1:12:49Not now.

1:13:05 > 1:13:09- All right, darling? - I'm not sure about this hat, Alfie.

1:13:09 > 1:13:12I can't see what's coming at me from the sides.

1:13:12 > 1:13:14I feel like a horse with blinkers on,

1:13:14 > 1:13:18- not knowing if someone's going to throw a firework at me. - Here, Alfie...- See!

1:13:18 > 1:13:21- Ian!- Look, is anyone here even Welsh?

1:13:21 > 1:13:24You've got birthday boy here to thank for all these.

1:13:24 > 1:13:27We should have a sign, shouldn't we? "Ian Beale leeks".

1:13:27 > 1:13:29THEY LAUGH

1:13:29 > 1:13:33- So, it's your birthday? - But you don't pay them much attention any more, do you?

1:13:33 > 1:13:38- That makes you a Pisces - which figures. Sensitive. Romantic. - Smells of fish.

1:13:40 > 1:13:45Jean, have you got any cake? You know, like something a bit birthday-ish?

1:13:45 > 1:13:51If you'd given me enough notice, I could have done you a fresh, mixed berry gateaux.

1:13:51 > 1:13:54Oh, the best I can do is jazz up a Victoria sponge.

1:13:54 > 1:13:57- That's fine.- How many candles?- 43.

1:13:57 > 1:14:02- Right.- Don't look it, does he?- No. - Urgh.- Oh, did you hear that then?

1:14:02 > 1:14:05You know, it's scientifically proven, right, that blokes

1:14:05 > 1:14:08over the age of 40 cannot sit down without going, "Urgh".

1:14:08 > 1:14:10- I didn't not go, "Urgh". - Yes, you did.

1:14:10 > 1:14:16- And watch the old balcony over the toy shop!- No.- Yes.- I don't have a paunch. Anyway, you're older than me.

1:14:16 > 1:14:20- Shut up, I'm 37.- Yeah, plus VAT. - Just ignore him, babe. You're well the fittest one here.

1:14:20 > 1:14:22I'm wounded! Anyway, enjoy your free drink.

1:14:22 > 1:14:27- What, just the one?!- Yeah. I'm not sure your prostate can handle it, Bealey.

1:14:32 > 1:14:36- Oh, it's you.- Who was you expecting? - Him. Mandy's bit on the side.

1:14:36 > 1:14:40I want Dad to know what she's really like.

1:14:40 > 1:14:43And he's meant to be here but he's late.

1:14:46 > 1:14:51- No. No!- Go on, put it on! - No, I'll look an idiot.

1:14:51 > 1:14:55- Go on, for me. Please...- All right.

1:14:57 > 1:15:00A bit tight. Cor...

1:15:00 > 1:15:02- Hello!- Er, Ian?

1:15:02 > 1:15:07- You ain't got any extra shifts at the chip shop, have you? - Oh, you've got to be joking.

1:15:08 > 1:15:10I'm desperate.

1:15:11 > 1:15:16Look, Bianca, I'm really sorry. I haven't got anything. We're saving up for the wedding.

1:15:16 > 1:15:22Look, I'm entitled to celebrate my birthday, ain't I?

1:15:23 > 1:15:27B, listen, I've got nothing, sweetheart, but I can stand you for a drink.

1:15:27 > 1:15:29No, it's work I want, Alfie, not charity.

1:15:31 > 1:15:35What, and he wants to spend the night. In Dad's bed? Has he been here before?

1:15:35 > 1:15:37You know what, she's a gold-digging cow.

1:15:37 > 1:15:41Maybe he ain't even coming. Might not be a bad thing.

1:15:41 > 1:15:44Yeah, well, I can't just let him marry her, can I?

1:15:44 > 1:15:48- I have to tell him.- Why? It's over, Lucy. Can't you just let it be over.

1:15:48 > 1:15:52Look, let me text this Stevens guy, saying that you've changed your mind?

1:15:52 > 1:15:55- Why?- Cos think about it, Lucy.

1:15:55 > 1:15:58They haven't met in, like, weeks.

1:15:58 > 1:16:01And she hasn't even been texting him - you have.

1:16:01 > 1:16:05- Yeah, well, he has a right to know. - Does he?

1:16:05 > 1:16:10I mean, you said it yourself, I always take things too far.

1:16:10 > 1:16:14I mean, everything that has gone wrong in my house.

1:16:14 > 1:16:16My Mum and Dad splitting up. Bradley. Everything.

1:16:16 > 1:16:19It's all been down to me.

1:16:19 > 1:16:22Blabbing about Dad and Stacey's affair.

1:16:22 > 1:16:25I mean, that was over. That was finished.

1:16:25 > 1:16:26Everyone could have just been happy,

1:16:26 > 1:16:28but I brought it back up again, didn't I?

1:16:28 > 1:16:32Yeah, well, you were just being honest.

1:16:32 > 1:16:38No. I ruined my mum's life. Destroyed my family.

1:16:38 > 1:16:41Do you think they were grateful for that?

1:16:41 > 1:16:43No, they hated me.

1:16:46 > 1:16:50Just let me send the text.

1:16:56 > 1:17:00It's the right thing to do, Lucy.

1:17:00 > 1:17:03I mean, my parents are sitting at home, still unhappy,

1:17:03 > 1:17:05still hating each other deep down.

1:17:07 > 1:17:08I wish I'd never told her.

1:17:10 > 1:17:12MOBILE MESSAGE ALERT

1:17:15 > 1:17:20"Stop messing me around. I'll meet you at the Vic in five."

1:17:20 > 1:17:25- He's here. He's in Walford. - No, no. Your dad can't meet him.

1:17:25 > 1:17:28- They're in the Vic.- You need to get them out, then, don't you?

1:17:28 > 1:17:30Go! Run!

1:17:32 > 1:17:38OK, there aren't any other curfew restrictions I need to know about? You know, ankle tag?

1:17:38 > 1:17:44Joking. Right, why don't you have the 6am shift, OK. Start with cleaning the pavements outside.

1:17:44 > 1:17:49And there should be... Here you are. Oh, look, I'm sure there's something there in your size.

1:17:49 > 1:17:54- Hello.- She looks happy. - Well, she should be grateful.

1:17:54 > 1:17:58I'm not being funny, but another criminal on the payroll... What's that?

1:17:58 > 1:18:01Antenatal classes. Private ones. Just basics.

1:18:01 > 1:18:04Feeding them, changing them. How to keep them alive.

1:18:04 > 1:18:08I don't need any help. I've hired a live-in nanny.

1:18:08 > 1:18:09Whitney.

1:18:17 > 1:18:22- Here, Luce! Hang on, I got you some champagne, love.- Dad, let's leave. I want to take you out.- What?

1:18:22 > 1:18:25- He IS out.- Is everything all right?

1:18:25 > 1:18:29Well, you don't want to stay in this grotty pub, do you? Look, I want to treat you.

1:18:29 > 1:18:33- I'm treating him. And he's having a perfectly nice time, thank you. - Oh, shut up.

1:18:33 > 1:18:37- Oh, girls, please, not today. - Why don't you stop acting like a spoilt little brat

1:18:37 > 1:18:41- and let him have a life?- Mand! - A life with you?!- Yeah. - Lucy, please!

1:18:41 > 1:18:47- Dad, let's go.- Now, now. You'll need to be Marilyn Monroe to his JFK, OK? - I've got him a cake and everything!

1:18:47 > 1:18:50- You know, I bothered to do something, Lucy, cos I care! - You care?

1:18:50 > 1:18:53ALL: # Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! #

1:18:53 > 1:18:56Yeah. I LOVE him, actually. Come here.

1:18:56 > 1:19:02- You're having an affair!- # Happy birthday... #- She's cheating on you.

1:19:02 > 1:19:04And I know who he is. I've got actual proof.

1:19:04 > 1:19:07- She is lying.- Am I? I've texted him.

1:19:07 > 1:19:09L Stevens. The one she sent the money to, Dad.

1:19:09 > 1:19:13And he texted back, begging to spend the night with her.

1:19:13 > 1:19:16- What?- In your bed, Dad. He's coming to the pub.

1:19:16 > 1:19:21She's had an affair right under your nose. She's a cheap... little...tart.

1:19:21 > 1:19:25Sounds about right. Don't give me that look, Mand.

1:19:25 > 1:19:28You can scrub your face but you can't scrub what's underneath.

1:19:28 > 1:19:31- Mandy, what you done?- Just admit it.

1:19:31 > 1:19:33Ain't you going to say hello?

1:19:33 > 1:19:36You're the one who dragged me here with your stupid little texts.

1:19:38 > 1:19:44- MANDY SIGHS - L Stevens? As in Lorraine Stevens.

1:19:46 > 1:19:47My mum.

1:19:47 > 1:19:49SCOFFS

1:20:00 > 1:20:05Um...OK. What's the matter?

1:20:05 > 1:20:09Now that Bianca's gone, spit it out.

1:20:09 > 1:20:11Whitney was a hooker.

1:20:11 > 1:20:16Laid up in some dirty room with horrible geezers climbing all over her.

1:20:16 > 1:20:22Well, she made mistakes. I've made mistakes. Does that make me unfit to be a mother?

1:20:22 > 1:20:26She slept with the local nonce. Am I the only one that thinks that's wrong?!

1:20:28 > 1:20:34It can't be good for you, is my point. It must warp you in some way. It messes with your head.

1:20:34 > 1:20:37And yet you seemed perfectly happy to let your brother date her.

1:20:37 > 1:20:41- I think you're overreacting. - Am I now?

1:20:41 > 1:20:45And she lives with my kid?! And I'm supposed to fix visiting hours with her, am I?!

1:20:45 > 1:20:48You're not moving in, if that is what this is about?

1:20:48 > 1:20:50And my name. My child can't have my name?

1:20:50 > 1:20:51Please. Not this again.

1:20:51 > 1:20:57You already have a baby, OK, that's living the other side of the Square that you never even see.

1:20:57 > 1:20:59And have you ever wondered why?

1:20:59 > 1:21:03We were going to be together, all right? But Kat wouldn't let me.

1:21:03 > 1:21:05She said no. She wouldn't let me be the father.

1:21:05 > 1:21:08What am I supposed to do about that, if she says no?

1:21:08 > 1:21:11What am I supposed to do?

1:21:11 > 1:21:14And so you just cut everything off, don't you?

1:21:14 > 1:21:16And then you can't go back. It's too late.

1:21:16 > 1:21:19And now I can never be his dad.

1:21:21 > 1:21:24I will never stop you being this baby's father.

1:21:24 > 1:21:27Really? What are you doing? You're stopping me.

1:21:27 > 1:21:30Explain that to me. You can't. I didn't even know you had that.

1:21:30 > 1:21:33I didn't even know you had it. I deserve more than that.

1:21:36 > 1:21:38Oh, God, here we go again. Look, Janine...

1:21:41 > 1:21:46..we're so similar... in so many ways.

1:21:46 > 1:21:49We've got this messed up childhood,

1:21:49 > 1:21:53where we were wondering if anybody loved us enough.

1:21:53 > 1:21:59And...and YET you still won't let me love my child.

1:21:59 > 1:22:02- I'll never, ever stop you loving our baby...- Oh, "our" baby now(!)

1:22:02 > 1:22:06Now it suits you, is it? Our baby.

1:22:06 > 1:22:09Our baby, who'll know me as the dad who wasn't there.

1:22:11 > 1:22:15When it went to sleep. When it woke up. When it cried in the night.

1:22:16 > 1:22:20No, well, I can't be its dad, Janine. Not on those terms.

1:22:20 > 1:22:22So it's best it never knows me.

1:22:23 > 1:22:24So then it can't hate me.

1:22:27 > 1:22:31I've had enough. It's your baby now.

1:22:31 > 1:22:35It's over. You're on your own.

1:22:47 > 1:22:50Michael, wait!

1:23:05 > 1:23:08- I thought we could have a nice chat about Mandy!- Hm-mm.

1:23:08 > 1:23:10Funny that, so did I.

1:23:10 > 1:23:11Er, Don't mind me.

1:23:11 > 1:23:13Tea, my darling? Or frothy coffee?

1:23:13 > 1:23:16Yeah, I went all the way up the high street for that.

1:23:16 > 1:23:20- SHE BREAKS WIND - Oh you might want to open a window, sorry!

1:23:20 > 1:23:23Jalfrezi! When will I ever learn, eh?

1:23:28 > 1:23:31Urgh, dear!

1:23:31 > 1:23:32Who'd be a woman, eh?

1:23:32 > 1:23:35Why are you reading that, anyway?

1:23:35 > 1:23:38So I can answer Lola's questions,

1:23:38 > 1:23:40been a long time since I had mine, ain't it?

1:23:40 > 1:23:43She'll be fine. Don't you think?

1:23:43 > 1:23:47Least your baby's dad's on the scene. Lola's got NOTHING, has she?

1:23:47 > 1:23:50- Cheers, Pops(!) - Lo, sorry, I didn't mean...- Yeah.

1:23:50 > 1:23:53- You're eight minutes late. - What you going to do,

1:23:53 > 1:23:55take it out my minimum wage?

1:23:55 > 1:23:58Actually, I was going to say not to worry about it,

1:23:58 > 1:24:01- considering it's your first day and all that.- Oh...

1:24:01 > 1:24:05Right, well, I'd better go and meet Big-gob Bianca.

1:24:05 > 1:24:08- Anyone got any earplugs? - Oi, oi, be nice! You need this job.

1:24:11 > 1:24:12I mean it, Janine.

1:24:14 > 1:24:17You've got it all, you have.

1:24:17 > 1:24:19Just hope you appreciate it.

1:24:24 > 1:24:27Eh? You're not supposed to be in till later this afternoon.

1:24:27 > 1:24:30I thought I'd relieve you for an hour, give you a leisurely elevenses.

1:24:30 > 1:24:32Have you seen my favourite gloves?

1:24:32 > 1:24:35Elevenses. Right.

1:24:35 > 1:24:37Not so sure I'd be happy to work extra hours

1:24:37 > 1:24:40- if someone left me an inheritance! - My gloves?

1:24:41 > 1:24:43Well? How did it go? The will?

1:24:44 > 1:24:48You know solicitors - sharp suits, sweet words.

1:24:48 > 1:24:50Don't tell me, after all that, he's left you nothing.

1:24:50 > 1:24:53- Worse.- Worse how?

1:24:55 > 1:24:57He left me everything, OK?

1:24:57 > 1:25:02- Wow.- Yes, "Wow," now do you want this break or not?

1:25:02 > 1:25:05Yeah, course. Thank you.

1:25:05 > 1:25:08- Everything?- Yes, everything, Denise!

1:25:11 > 1:25:15Do you want me to get that club closed?

1:25:15 > 1:25:18You better get that donation to me by the end of the day.

1:25:18 > 1:25:23Not so mouthy now, are you? Now your other half ain't here.

1:25:23 > 1:25:26What's he, the wind beneath your wings?

1:25:26 > 1:25:28Look at me when I'm talking to you.

1:25:30 > 1:25:35Shame if he is, because I bumped into him just now on my way here

1:25:35 > 1:25:37and he said you were on your own.

1:25:37 > 1:25:42- Michael actually said that? - Women like you always end up alone.

1:25:43 > 1:25:46A single mum's a single mum.

1:25:46 > 1:25:49No matter how much her shoes cost.

1:25:56 > 1:25:59- You're just as bad, for swallowing her rubbish!- I know, all right,

1:25:59 > 1:26:01I should never have believed her.

1:26:01 > 1:26:04She tried to make out I was cheating, Ian,

1:26:04 > 1:26:06and she got proved totally wrong.

1:26:06 > 1:26:12And see, by the end of today you'll be wishing it was some fit bloke that turned up, rather than my mum.

1:26:12 > 1:26:17There's nothing a hot shower and a couple of cups of tea can't make better, eh?

1:26:17 > 1:26:18Er...that's mine.

1:26:18 > 1:26:20Oh, sorry, doll, I thought it was Mandy's.

1:26:20 > 1:26:21Mum!

1:26:21 > 1:26:25All right, calm down, I'm not naked!

1:26:25 > 1:26:27Goes on like a grandma, don't she, sometimes?

1:26:27 > 1:26:28Gran-dy Mandy!

1:26:28 > 1:26:30Bless.

1:26:30 > 1:26:33Right, I'm off to school, and you'll be gone when I'm back

1:26:33 > 1:26:36so if you leave the bedding, Mandy'll deal with it.

1:26:36 > 1:26:38- Sofa OK then?- Yeah.

1:26:38 > 1:26:42If you knew some of the places I've had to lay my head you wouldn't ask me that question!

1:26:42 > 1:26:45Turn his hair white between us, wouldn't we, Mand?

1:26:45 > 1:26:49What about I cook us a nice lunch before we get off, yeah?

1:26:49 > 1:26:50My treat?

1:26:56 > 1:26:58- Here you are.- Thank you.

1:26:58 > 1:27:02Oh, I wonder what Heather'll wear!

1:27:02 > 1:27:05I can't believe that I lost my favourite teapot lid.

1:27:05 > 1:27:09It was a Mother's Day present from Shabnam. The whole teapot, not just the lid.

1:27:09 > 1:27:12- Are you even listening to me? - For pity's sake, Denise, who cares?

1:27:12 > 1:27:16You think Kate Middleton's going to lose any sleep over what Heather is wearing?

1:27:16 > 1:27:20You're in a right sour mood! Remind me to never get left loads of money in a will!

1:27:20 > 1:27:24- Why are you being so aggressive? - Show me a 21st century woman who isn't aggressive,

1:27:24 > 1:27:27confrontational, hard done by. No offence.

1:27:27 > 1:27:29Makes me glad I'm single.

1:27:30 > 1:27:33Got lucky the day that I met Mas.

1:27:33 > 1:27:35Marrying him was the best thing that I ever did.

1:27:35 > 1:27:38Yeah, won't mention divorcing him then.

1:27:40 > 1:27:44But luck isn't infinite, is it, Denise? It runs out.

1:27:44 > 1:27:47Oh, give me strength! What you after, eh?

1:27:47 > 1:27:49Keep me away from Joyful Jamila.

1:27:55 > 1:28:00All right, captain? You look like a chap what's in the know.

1:28:00 > 1:28:01Erm, sorry?

1:28:01 > 1:28:04Posties. You lot know EVERYTHING about everyone, don't you?

1:28:04 > 1:28:07Yeah, yeah. I suppose we do.

1:28:07 > 1:28:10Lorraine. I'm here to see my girl. She's marrying Ian,

1:28:10 > 1:28:12that ginger bloke from the chippy.

1:28:12 > 1:28:14Yeah. Nice to meet you.

1:28:14 > 1:28:16You off for a drink?

1:28:16 > 1:28:20- Just thought I'd treat myself to a cheese and onion pasty.- I love pubs.

1:28:20 > 1:28:22It's how you really get to know a new place, innit?

1:28:22 > 1:28:24The local.

1:28:27 > 1:28:31Er, Lorraine, please. Why don't you let me buy you a drink?

1:28:31 > 1:28:33Welcome you to Walford.

1:28:33 > 1:28:36What a gent! After you.

1:28:53 > 1:28:56Janine, have you seen how much this...?

1:28:56 > 1:28:58Where you going?

1:28:59 > 1:29:02- A bit mother-of-the-bride. - Village of the Damned, me.

1:29:02 > 1:29:05- I can't wait for you to get married. - Don't hold your breath.

1:29:05 > 1:29:09Er, Nan, you've got me all wrong, seriously. I'm not anti-marriage.

1:29:09 > 1:29:12I'm just waiting for someone just like my dad.

1:29:12 > 1:29:14There are worse marriages.

1:29:14 > 1:29:17Really selling it to her, Tanya. Ain't you got feet to file?

1:29:17 > 1:29:20Well, excuse me for skiving off from the salon that I OWN

1:29:20 > 1:29:23to spend a bit of time with my family.

1:29:27 > 1:29:30Shouldn't you be in some classroom, getting patronised?

1:29:30 > 1:29:33No, that place gives me more of a headache than home.

1:29:33 > 1:29:36- Problems with the granny-in-law? - Next time I have a great idea,

1:29:36 > 1:29:39lock me up until I change my mind, all right?

1:29:39 > 1:29:40Still on for lunch?

1:29:40 > 1:29:43- Yeah! Definitely. It's on you, ain't it?- Mm-hm.

1:29:43 > 1:29:47It's just a shame you and Whitney don't get on, cos she's about this afternoon.

1:29:47 > 1:29:50- And she hates me.- You did have that little thing with Tyler, didn't you?

1:29:50 > 1:29:52Yes, thank you, Mum!

1:29:52 > 1:29:55You girls should've learned that mates come before dates.

1:29:55 > 1:29:59There's a cruder way of putting it, but it means the same thing.

1:29:59 > 1:30:03Good friends are rare, you should hang on to them.

1:30:07 > 1:30:11I reckon the local's the best way to get a real feel of a place.

1:30:11 > 1:30:12Hm.

1:30:12 > 1:30:17I thought your friendly neighbourhood postman was facilitating in that regard.

1:30:17 > 1:30:19Oh, has he gone?

1:30:19 > 1:30:21Think you're all that and a bag of chips, don't you?

1:30:21 > 1:30:25- Yeah.- Well, he's not that bad. When you get to know him.

1:30:25 > 1:30:27That some sort of foreplay?

1:30:31 > 1:30:36Ha-ha! Please just tell me what I can do so we can make up?

1:30:37 > 1:30:40No, the game's over.

1:30:42 > 1:30:44I want you, OK?

1:30:45 > 1:30:49You know that I want you and it's not just for this baby.

1:30:49 > 1:30:51For me as well.

1:30:55 > 1:30:58You're not the only one who doesn't know where they stand.

1:30:58 > 1:31:02It's not like you've smothered me in hearts and flowers.

1:31:02 > 1:31:04None that I haven't paid for, anyway.

1:31:09 > 1:31:11Why do you think that I push you away?

1:31:14 > 1:31:15Everybody...

1:31:15 > 1:31:18in my life has left me.

1:31:20 > 1:31:22Well, it's true, you know that!

1:31:22 > 1:31:23My mum, Dad...

1:31:23 > 1:31:25Pat...

1:31:25 > 1:31:27Grandma Lydia, Ryan...

1:31:29 > 1:31:30Even Ricky.

1:31:30 > 1:31:31And I cope!

1:31:33 > 1:31:35Most of the time.

1:31:36 > 1:31:38I'm used to it.

1:31:41 > 1:31:45I'm telling you that I don't want to "cope" any more. I just...

1:31:47 > 1:31:48I get scared, that's all.

1:31:52 > 1:31:54Do you really want to end it?

1:32:09 > 1:32:12You look upset.

1:32:12 > 1:32:15Well, I'm not exactly made of granite, am I!

1:32:16 > 1:32:19You'll be fine, Janine.

1:32:19 > 1:32:21You'll be fine. Woman of your means.

1:32:21 > 1:32:24Army of nannies...

1:32:24 > 1:32:26designer bibs!

1:32:28 > 1:32:31You won't even notice you're on your own.

1:32:33 > 1:32:35I don't want to be rich and alone.

1:32:43 > 1:32:45SHE CLEARS THROAT

1:32:46 > 1:32:49< DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

1:33:03 > 1:33:05- Ugh, you're old enough to be his mum!- So?

1:33:05 > 1:33:09Anyway, where've you been? It don't take half hour to go and get wire wool, does it?

1:33:09 > 1:33:11Yeah, I know, it's a good job I'm back.

1:33:11 > 1:33:13Look at the smears on that.

1:33:13 > 1:33:17Says the girl that spat on the window and wiped it with her sleeve.

1:33:17 > 1:33:20- Yes, I saw you, Lola! - Least I ain't going grey!

1:33:20 > 1:33:22We'll see what Janine has to say about that, shall we?

1:33:22 > 1:33:24You can't tell her!

1:33:24 > 1:33:26I'm going to tell her you are rude and lazy.

1:33:26 > 1:33:31- That is what I am going to tell her. I could do with your shifts. - But I can't lose this job!

1:33:31 > 1:33:34I've just gotta show my Pops I can do it and just make him proud of me.

1:33:34 > 1:33:36Hi.

1:33:37 > 1:33:41Erm...do you fancy lunch?

1:33:41 > 1:33:43Me?

1:33:43 > 1:33:45Yes, Bianca, I'm hardly going to invite...

1:33:45 > 1:33:47No offence.

1:33:47 > 1:33:49Come on, my treat.

1:33:51 > 1:33:53I've got some crisps in my bag, sorry.

1:33:54 > 1:33:56Just forget it!

1:33:56 > 1:33:57What are you gawping at?

1:33:57 > 1:34:01Is she pulling her weight round here? You know she's on trial, don't you?

1:34:05 > 1:34:07She's fine.

1:34:08 > 1:34:11Not that it matters anyway.

1:34:11 > 1:34:14Listen, I could always leave the crisps till tomorrow if you want?

1:34:14 > 1:34:16No, I'm fine.

1:34:21 > 1:34:24- Thanks, I owe you one.- Just zip it, gobby, and get the hoover out!

1:34:29 > 1:34:31SHE SINGS ALONG TO RADIO

1:34:34 > 1:34:39I knew it! What, you thought you'd sniff around for a little bit and then get your feet under the table!

1:34:39 > 1:34:42- Was that cash I sent you, Mum, not enough for you?- What's the biggie?

1:34:42 > 1:34:46A mum wanting to stay with her only daughter a couple of nights.

1:34:46 > 1:34:50There's five pairs of knickers there! I didn't know you owned five pairs!

1:34:50 > 1:34:53Why didn't you tell me about big Pat?

1:34:53 > 1:34:56- What?- She was one of my oldest friends.

1:34:56 > 1:35:01She knew what it was like on the streets. Horrible punters and that. I should've been at her funeral.

1:35:01 > 1:35:05You hadn't seen her in years! Anyway, who told you?

1:35:05 > 1:35:08Me and Lucy had a little chat.

1:35:08 > 1:35:10- Right, I bet you did. - It's funny, innit?

1:35:10 > 1:35:11To think I wouldn't be here

1:35:11 > 1:35:14if it weren't for that stuck-up little madam.

1:35:14 > 1:35:17You don't like her cos she knows what you're about.

1:35:17 > 1:35:20And I met Patrick. Ooh, he's lovely!

1:35:20 > 1:35:21He was a good mate of Pat's.

1:35:21 > 1:35:24Said the funeral was REALLY emotional.

1:35:24 > 1:35:25You're stealing my life.

1:35:25 > 1:35:28Ooh, and I met that fit Indian fella, the postie,

1:35:28 > 1:35:31he filled me in on Ian.

1:35:31 > 1:35:32Far as I can see,

1:35:32 > 1:35:37turns out Ian is what we used to call "a good catch".

1:35:37 > 1:35:42His own business, this place, and he's obviously nuts about you.

1:35:42 > 1:35:45- Which means...- I'm finally a little bit happy?

1:35:45 > 1:35:48What's his is yours!

1:35:48 > 1:35:51And what's yours is mine.

1:35:53 > 1:35:58Cos you wouldn't want to see your old mum struggle now, would you?

1:36:00 > 1:36:04To be honest, Mand, I am struggling a bit at the mo.

1:36:06 > 1:36:09Sorry, Mum, but you've got to go.

1:36:16 > 1:36:18Whit!

1:36:20 > 1:36:25I was thinking, I never really apologised for that thing with...

1:36:25 > 1:36:28- that...- Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

1:36:28 > 1:36:31It's fine cos I'm not threatened by you, Lucy.

1:36:31 > 1:36:36Well, y'know it's good manners to graciously accept someone's apology?

1:36:36 > 1:36:39Normally I wouldn't care what you think, but I am bothered about Lauren.

1:36:39 > 1:36:41She really wants us to get on

1:36:41 > 1:36:43and I think the least we can do is try.

1:36:47 > 1:36:49- See you later.- Bye.

1:36:56 > 1:36:58I've been looking for you.

1:36:58 > 1:37:02Oh, that's funny, cos I was looking for you.

1:37:02 > 1:37:05I was going to ask if you fancied going for, like, a posh lunch

1:37:05 > 1:37:09but now is not the time for sitting around eating prawns and creme brulee.

1:37:09 > 1:37:13Now is the time to think about work and the future.

1:37:13 > 1:37:17Oh, good, cos some bloke called for you.

1:37:17 > 1:37:20He's a developer...

1:37:20 > 1:37:24developing a thing down at the river, yeah.

1:37:24 > 1:37:27- Reckons it's a once-in-a-lifetime offer.- Oh!

1:37:27 > 1:37:29Oh-ho, perfect!

1:37:29 > 1:37:31Until Baby Butcher comes along,

1:37:31 > 1:37:34I am going to need all the distractions I can get.

1:37:34 > 1:37:38- He wants to talk it over with you face-to-face.- OK, well, at least it's going to take my mind off

1:37:38 > 1:37:41being dateless and desperate.

1:37:41 > 1:37:43Michael Moon is in the past

1:37:43 > 1:37:46and me and this little baby, we are the future!

1:37:46 > 1:37:48What do you mean "the past"?

1:37:48 > 1:37:49It's over, Billy.

1:37:49 > 1:37:52It's good! No, it's fine. It's all good.

1:37:52 > 1:37:56And...well, this little business venture is exactly what I need...

1:37:56 > 1:37:59Janine, listen why don't we go and have a bit of lunch, eh?

1:37:59 > 1:38:03You haven't got to be at this bloke's beck and call, have you?

1:38:03 > 1:38:05It's too late! I've got to dash.

1:38:05 > 1:38:07I've got money on my mind and my mind on money.

1:38:07 > 1:38:08SHE CACKLES

1:38:16 > 1:38:17Don't you get sick of chips?

1:38:17 > 1:38:20Well, my aim in life is to never see, fry or smell another one,

1:38:20 > 1:38:22but for now, at least they're free.

1:38:22 > 1:38:24KNOCK AT DOOR

1:38:24 > 1:38:27Wait, I bet that's Fatboy. He can sniff free food a mile away!

1:38:38 > 1:38:40Do you mind if I join you?

1:38:44 > 1:38:49Good job I nicked this from my mum's stash then, ain't it?

1:38:49 > 1:38:51(I'll get the glasses.)

1:38:55 > 1:38:56Ian!

1:38:57 > 1:39:00I got your favourite. Carbonara, extra cheese.

1:39:00 > 1:39:02- Thanks, darling.- That's all right.

1:39:02 > 1:39:04Probably won't be as good as yours, though.

1:39:04 > 1:39:06Listen, we, erm...

1:39:06 > 1:39:09We need to have a chat about your mum.

1:39:09 > 1:39:12Oh, yeah, she had to go.

1:39:12 > 1:39:15She said sorry about lunch, but that's why I got this!

1:39:15 > 1:39:17Why?

1:39:17 > 1:39:20- Well, cos it's your favourite. - No, why did she have to go?

1:39:20 > 1:39:24It's not like she's the sort of person who's got loads of appointments and stuff.

1:39:24 > 1:39:27- No offence.- That's why!

1:39:27 > 1:39:30Because you look at her and you see me differently.

1:39:30 > 1:39:34Mandy, we've all got embarrassing relatives in our past.

1:39:34 > 1:39:36Not like mine.

1:39:36 > 1:39:38Not like hers.

1:39:38 > 1:39:42How many times have I got to tell you, all right? I love you.

1:39:42 > 1:39:45Which means I love all of you and that includes the bits you hate.

1:39:45 > 1:39:47Yeah, but it's...

1:39:47 > 1:39:51When she's about, it's just like there's some sort of hell waiting round the corner.

1:39:51 > 1:39:53Know what I think?

1:39:53 > 1:39:55I think you need to smooth things over with your mum, OK.

1:39:55 > 1:39:58Put what's in the past IN the past where it belongs.

1:39:59 > 1:40:02But...you don't know what she's like.

1:40:03 > 1:40:05No. So I asked her to stay.

1:40:06 > 1:40:08Lorraine!

1:40:12 > 1:40:13She wants to work it out as much as you.

1:40:13 > 1:40:16Course I do! You're my little girl!

1:40:16 > 1:40:20I tell you what, how about I go and get some of that cheesecake you like?

1:40:20 > 1:40:21See you in a minute.

1:40:25 > 1:40:28Sly piece of work, ain't you? With your cushy little number.

1:40:28 > 1:40:30Well, you are forgetting who taught you!

1:40:30 > 1:40:34Me and you, we're going to have a ball.

1:41:19 > 1:41:21No, I don't want to be hammered for school.

1:41:21 > 1:41:23Plus if I did, Dad will sever my limbs.

1:41:23 > 1:41:25That's all right, just sue him for compo!

1:41:25 > 1:41:29Oi, imagine if we could sue our parents!

1:41:29 > 1:41:30All three of us, we'd be billionaires!

1:41:30 > 1:41:34I'm not interested in all that. Money don't make you happy, does it?

1:41:34 > 1:41:36Yeah, well, how would you know if you've never had it?

1:41:36 > 1:41:40I tell you why, cos I've never been so happy

1:41:40 > 1:41:43than when me and Tyler are sitting on that sofa of his eating crisps.

1:41:43 > 1:41:47- That don't cost nothing, does it? - Have you seen the price of potatoes nowadays?

1:41:47 > 1:41:49You seen the price of everything!

1:41:49 > 1:41:52D'you know what, this is what winds me up, yeah!

1:41:52 > 1:41:56Right, they cut people's benefits, they axe loads of people's jobs

1:41:56 > 1:42:00- but the price of things just gets higher and higher!- You don't know what it's like to be skint, Lauren.

1:42:00 > 1:42:03Whitney, I work at my dad's low-rent car lot.

1:42:03 > 1:42:06- POSH ACCENT:- Oh, how terrible for you.- Shut up.

1:42:06 > 1:42:10Whitney's right. You don't know what skint is if you've got a family to fall back on and a nice house.

1:42:10 > 1:42:13No. It don't mean I don't understand!

1:42:13 > 1:42:17Yeah, you don't know what it's like to be skint. That's the way it is.

1:42:17 > 1:42:20- Rubbish!- No, you've got to appreciate the small things in life.

1:42:20 > 1:42:23Oh, right, well we'll see how happy you are, right,

1:42:23 > 1:42:26when you can't pay for your rent or for those crisps!

1:42:26 > 1:42:29It's important, innit? Family, friends, love...

1:42:29 > 1:42:31- Crisps...- Yeah, and what about security?

1:42:31 > 1:42:34Knowing that you don't have to rely on your dad

1:42:34 > 1:42:35or some sappy guy?

1:42:35 > 1:42:39We might be in a recession, but I'm going to make it, one way or another.

1:42:39 > 1:42:41Uh!

1:42:41 > 1:42:43You two, you two are scaring me!

1:42:43 > 1:42:44Right!

1:42:44 > 1:42:48Right, where did my nan hide her sherry?

1:42:48 > 1:42:50- Sherry?- Sherry.

1:42:50 > 1:42:53# Sherry...

1:42:53 > 1:42:56- # Sherry baby! # - THEY LAUGH

1:43:04 > 1:43:05Wow.

1:43:27 > 1:43:29I hope you've got a head for heights.

1:43:31 > 1:43:32CLUTTERING CROCKERY

1:44:15 > 1:44:17SHE SIGHS

1:44:19 > 1:44:23So, you want to tell me what's really bugging you?

1:44:24 > 1:44:26I never found those gloves, did I?

1:44:27 > 1:44:31- And my teapot lid.- This ain't about a teapot!- OK, my tooth is cracked!

1:44:31 > 1:44:35- You were shovelling them pistachios! - My bathroom light doesn't work,

1:44:35 > 1:44:40- I've been overcharged on my gas bill and Tamwar has a boil on his chin. - So, you've had a bad day.

1:44:40 > 1:44:45So I've had a bad day?! Do you not get it, Denise?

1:44:45 > 1:44:47It's cursed!

1:44:47 > 1:44:51That filthy blood money that that man left me. It's cursed.

1:44:55 > 1:44:59And there I was thinking I was going to meet a man who was going to make me very rich.

1:44:59 > 1:45:00Or rich-er.

1:45:00 > 1:45:02Had to get your attention somehow.

1:45:02 > 1:45:06You had my attention, Michael, when you rejected my offer of the future.

1:45:06 > 1:45:07A family.

1:45:07 > 1:45:10And you were serious about that, were you?

1:45:10 > 1:45:11I was.

1:45:14 > 1:45:17I'm so tired of all the "if only"s.

1:45:21 > 1:45:22When we were kids...

1:45:24 > 1:45:27..me and Jack used to run up a tower block out there.

1:45:27 > 1:45:29It's out there somewhere, in the sprawl.

1:45:29 > 1:45:33The lifts wouldn't work, you know, so we'd get to the top and...

1:45:33 > 1:45:34you'd be so knackered,

1:45:34 > 1:45:38and it would be like you were going to be sick.

1:45:38 > 1:45:41There were no safety rails, no nothing,

1:45:41 > 1:45:43and we would just stand on the top and you would...

1:45:46 > 1:45:51And I'll never forget the feeling of...the whole city...

1:45:51 > 1:45:54just laid out before me, the whole world...

1:45:55 > 1:45:58..just waiting for me to conquer it.

1:45:59 > 1:46:02Some of us just made do with Barbies.

1:46:02 > 1:46:04Yeah.

1:46:08 > 1:46:11I never forget that feeling...

1:46:11 > 1:46:14that it could all belong to me.

1:46:16 > 1:46:19If only that bird hadn't screwed me over,

1:46:19 > 1:46:22- if only that business deal hadn't gone sour, if only...- If only...

1:46:22 > 1:46:24If only you hadn't been so selfish?

1:46:26 > 1:46:27Or cold?

1:46:29 > 1:46:32Something I heard earlier, about luck...

1:46:32 > 1:46:35is that if you have it, you need to keep it close to you

1:46:35 > 1:46:38because maybe it runs out.

1:46:38 > 1:46:40If it does, you may never get it back again.

1:46:40 > 1:46:42So maybe you...

1:46:44 > 1:46:47..are the piece that makes all of it possible?

1:46:50 > 1:46:55You know, separately we're good, but together we could be great...

1:46:55 > 1:46:59I mean, together, think what we could achieve. Huh?

1:47:00 > 1:47:02Isn't that what you want?

1:47:16 > 1:47:20Oh, that was gorge! What's it called again?

1:47:20 > 1:47:22Carburettor?

1:47:22 > 1:47:23Carbonara.

1:47:23 > 1:47:26Ain't I a div? I'm such a div, ain't I Gran-dy?

1:47:26 > 1:47:28LORRAINE LAUGHS

1:47:31 > 1:47:34- You all right, love? It's not like you.- Move.

1:47:34 > 1:47:36CUTLERY CLATTERS

1:47:44 > 1:47:45LAUREN LAUGHS

1:47:46 > 1:47:49I'm going to go. Lauren!

1:47:49 > 1:47:52Lauren, you caned all that drink!

1:47:52 > 1:47:54Two bottles to yourself?!

1:47:54 > 1:47:56< Hi!

1:47:56 > 1:47:58That is my mum! She can't see me like this!

1:47:58 > 1:48:00Turn the music off!

1:48:00 > 1:48:02MUSIC STOPS

1:48:03 > 1:48:04She just left.

1:48:04 > 1:48:07Oh, she said she was going to pop in and see me

1:48:07 > 1:48:09before she went back to work.

1:48:09 > 1:48:11Did you have a nice lunch?

1:48:11 > 1:48:14- Yeah, great!- Good. It was nice.

1:48:17 > 1:48:19I've been here before.

1:48:21 > 1:48:27- I just don't know if I believe in destiny and soulmates any more.- No.

1:48:27 > 1:48:30You haven't been here before.

1:48:30 > 1:48:33Not here. Not now.

1:48:33 > 1:48:35Not with me.

1:48:36 > 1:48:38Janine...

1:48:44 > 1:48:45Marry me.

1:48:48 > 1:48:52- Has the height made you slightly delirious?- You're it.

1:48:52 > 1:48:54You're it, Janine.

1:48:54 > 1:48:58That missing bit. I know I'm yours...

1:49:00 > 1:49:02Why do you think I brought you here?!

1:49:02 > 1:49:04Come on, marry me!

1:49:05 > 1:49:07- Huh? - SHE LAUGHS

1:49:07 > 1:49:08Yeah?!

1:49:09 > 1:49:12Yes. Yes!

1:49:14 > 1:49:17- Yes!- Yes.

1:49:22 > 1:49:25- Oh.- Yeah.

1:49:25 > 1:49:28Look, you're going to have to give me your finger. Look...

1:49:28 > 1:49:32What, you think I'd risk getting a ring without your approval?

1:49:32 > 1:49:35You're just going to have to make do.

1:49:37 > 1:49:41I can't believe I got down on one knee! That's just so cheesy.

1:49:41 > 1:49:43Hearts and flowers?

1:49:43 > 1:49:45I know, they're gorgeous.

1:49:49 > 1:49:51You're crazy!

1:49:57 > 1:50:00This is going to be the start of massive things for us.

1:50:05 > 1:50:06Happy?

1:50:10 > 1:50:12I love you.

1:50:15 > 1:50:17That's why you have to sign a prenup.

1:50:19 > 1:50:22I said that I didn't want to end up rich and alone

1:50:22 > 1:50:25and I definitely don't want to end up skint and alone.

1:50:28 > 1:50:31Let's conquer the world, baby!

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