04/09/2011

0:00:44 > 0:00:46FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:00:50 > 0:00:52All right, champ!

0:00:52 > 0:00:55What d'you fancy doing today?

0:00:55 > 0:01:01You can't keep this silent treatment up. You're going to have to talk to me at some point.

0:01:05 > 0:01:10TV: 'We've a team of researchers here in the park, tracking the elephants and letting me know....'

0:01:15 > 0:01:20- Remind me why we're going to the pub at alky-o'clock?- Cos I want to get a swift one in before we open up.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Take the edge off.- Still don't see why we got to work today.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Thought I was the slacker in the family, not you.

0:01:26 > 0:01:31We've worked bank holidays before. What's so special about this one?

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Nothing.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Here we go... one for you, one for you...

0:01:44 > 0:01:51# Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you

0:01:51 > 0:01:54- # Happy Birthday, dear Anthony... # - All together!

0:01:54 > 0:01:57# ..Happy Birthday to you! #

0:01:57 > 0:02:01- There you go. Bet you thought we'd forgot, didn't you? - Course I didn't.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04- Cheers, Alfie.- 25! I remember being that age.

0:02:04 > 0:02:10- You got so much to look forward to. - Yeah. And you could still knock back the booze without a raging headache.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14Which is why our real plan for the day is a beer-fest in here...

0:02:14 > 0:02:18followed by a special birthday surprise. Why are you worried?

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Cos I know what your special surprises are like!

0:02:21 > 0:02:25- Line your stomach with this, then. - Cheers, Kat. - Shenice helped me make it.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Where is she? She was here a minute ago.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Here Birthday boy, come and blow it out, make a wish.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38PHONE RINGS

0:02:38 > 0:02:42- ANSWERPHONE:- 'Hello, this is the Moon family. Leave a message. We'll call you back.'

0:02:44 > 0:02:46'Morning, lads.

0:02:46 > 0:02:51'# Happy Birthday to you Happy birthday to you

0:02:51 > 0:02:53'Happy birthday, dear Anthony... #

0:02:53 > 0:02:56'How can you be 25 and I haven't aged a day?

0:02:56 > 0:03:01'I'm sorry I can't be there. Have a good one, son.'

0:03:03 > 0:03:04Son...

0:03:09 > 0:03:11ANSWERPHONE: 'Messages deleted.'

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Bet you can't wait to get back to the Spanish weather.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22You won't get any summer colds over there!

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Had a good time, though, didn't we?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29I'll miss you and Alfie.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Can't spend your last day cooped up in here.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37How about we...go for a picnic?

0:03:37 > 0:03:39We could invite Tiff and Bobby.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Let's go downstairs and have some cake with the boys.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50It's getting more homely, don't you think?

0:03:50 > 0:03:53- What's that smell? - It's the fish from the shop.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Lovely. You ready, then?

0:03:57 > 0:04:02You sure you still want to come? I mean, after...

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Look, just cos it's not going to be a double wedding any more

0:04:05 > 0:04:09- don't mean I can't be involved in my daughter's big day.- Really?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Really.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19- I wish you could come. - More time I spend at work, more money we'll have in the bank.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22He's right, and there'll be other wedding shows.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25I doubt they'll all have the theme "brides on a budget".

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Still, can't all be Kate and Wills, can we?

0:04:28 > 0:04:32- Whatever we do, I know it'll be special.- See you later. - See you later.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Were the police asking questions about Ryan again?- Yeah.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59They're just worried. Cos he had to go away.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01For a while, like Mum and Dad? Or forever?

0:05:01 > 0:05:07I know that he's out there somewhere, and that he's safe.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10But he can't come back to London. For a little while anyway.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14That's why you've been upset?

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Mm.- You've still got me.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18I know.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20DOORBELL RINGS

0:05:20 > 0:05:23You go upstairs and get ready for Shenice, OK?

0:05:33 > 0:05:34What you been saying to Ryan?

0:05:34 > 0:05:39- I haven't heard from him in days, and I know it's down to you! - You don't know anything.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42I know that we were fine before you stuck your nose in!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45- What have you been saying to him to put him off me?- Nothing.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48This is nothing to do with you. It's all down to me.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Don't want to go.- Shenice is going back to Spain tomorrow, isn't she?

0:05:56 > 0:06:01- Don't want to go with YOU! I want to go with Mum. - Mum can't have you, so tough! Bobby!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04All right, Bobby? Come here, mate.

0:06:04 > 0:06:09Bobby... Bobby! You listen to me, you are going to that picnic.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11- I don't want to go with you! - Whoa, hold on.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Your dad's going to no picnic.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16He's going to have a drink in the bar with the lads.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Ant's birthday, more the merrier, eh?

0:06:18 > 0:06:22And you, young man, go upstairs with Shenice and Kat. Good boy.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Have you or Mo said anything to anyone about...?

0:06:25 > 0:06:29Course not! Schtum, innit? Come and have a laugh with the lads. Love to see you.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33- Kat'll keep an eye on Bobby. Come on. - I'd rather stay at home.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Here, I done you some breakfast.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43I had my breakfast at the appropriate time.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47And I ain't partial to fry-ups. Gives me heartburn.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50- My Andrew loves a morning fry-up. - That'll account for his size.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53You eat it, stop it going to waste.

0:06:53 > 0:06:58Food don't come cheap these days. That reminds me, you'd better get a job, start paying your way.

0:06:58 > 0:07:05Cos I can't be worrying about bills. Dr Khan said I mustn't be put under stress on account of me migraines.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Oh, I was doing a wash, so I done your smalls.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10"Small" being an overstatement. And I done some of your dresses.

0:07:10 > 0:07:15- Unless you intend to hang around in that thing all day? - I love my kimono! Comes from Japan.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Fancy yourself as a geisha girl, do you?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Out me way. What a mess.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Morning, ladies.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- What do you think of my kimono, Arthur?- Yeah, it's nice.

0:07:25 > 0:07:30Oh, my days, I overslept! I'm s'posed to be working with Darren on the car lot.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Ain't you got time to have a few words with Whitney?

0:07:33 > 0:07:36She needs her friends at the moment.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37I'll try and see her after work.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Kinda thought she wanted her own space right now.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43I shouldn't have thought so, Arthur.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47Great strapping lad like you - you can't go to work on an empty stomach.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Here, I've done you a breakfast.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Don't see you in here very often.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Just fancied something quick and easy.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22I suppose you don't do ready meals, being in the catering trade.

0:08:22 > 0:08:27My Stace calls them No Mates Meals. On account of, you tend to...

0:08:30 > 0:08:32I'm told the toad in the hole's very good.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40How could he just go without a word?

0:08:40 > 0:08:44I know we hadn't been going out that long, but I thought we had a real connection.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48- You hardly know him, Lauren! - You wouldn't understand.

0:08:48 > 0:08:54No. Cos I've never had that with anyone, have I? Except for Billie, and he's dead!

0:08:54 > 0:08:59- Yeah, and everyone else has been a user, or a liar, or just plain twisted up here.- OK, Whitney.

0:08:59 > 0:09:04I'm sick of your whining! Last week you said it's all about you. Who's it about now, Lauren?

0:09:04 > 0:09:09Who's doing that now, eh? Have you even thought about how I might feel? In the last few days?

0:09:09 > 0:09:10I've lost my brother!

0:09:10 > 0:09:14And how I feel so sad about Rob, after everything he did to me.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17And I don't even know why!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Sorry. I didn't think.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Just go... Just go.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47I thought we'd go to the Vic for a drink.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50I've got more important things to do with my time.

0:09:50 > 0:09:55I promised Jim I'd make him a batch of fancies. That is, if I can find my cake tins.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57You ain't shifted things around, have you?

0:09:57 > 0:10:03- Cos you know I don't like no-one fiddling with my drawers. - No change there, then.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07- I'll go on my own then, shall I? - What?

0:10:07 > 0:10:11- I'll go on my own then, shall I?- Yes, if you like.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14Oh.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26Listen, sweetheart, I don't want you out all day cos you've got duties to do.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30- Paddy's not here today and them glasses are not going to pick up themselves.- Oi, you.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32What'd your last slave die of?

0:10:32 > 0:10:36- I don't mind.- Thank you. See, you don't mind. Good girl.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42I'm glad you changed your mind, mate.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46- Like you said, it's good to be amongst friends.- Shouldn't you be wearing black?- Kat!

0:10:46 > 0:10:50- Mate, I didn't say nothing. It was her. - If it ain't Hugh Hefner!

0:10:50 > 0:10:55Except Hugh Hefner doesn't have to claim his wife's dead to pull the birds.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58- And he's twice your age! - Kat!- Who else you told?

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Hello again.

0:11:00 > 0:11:05Listen, Ian, mate, it'll be old news by tomorrow.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09Look, who cares? Things can't get any worse. You going to come over and join us for a drink?

0:11:09 > 0:11:14I'd love to, but I've got to keep a straight head to sort the picnic out. The lads'll look after you!

0:11:14 > 0:11:18- You know the boys, don't you? - Barely.- They're the Moons.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22- They'll be all right. Ant, Ty, got room for one more?- Yeah, s'pose.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Want a cushion for that chair, Granddad?

0:11:25 > 0:11:28- Why was Mo calling you Hugh Hefner? - THEY LAUGH

0:11:38 > 0:11:42I hate bank holidays. All this enforced jollity.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45You're a hard woman you know, Cora Cross.

0:11:45 > 0:11:52- I'll pop over and see my old friend, Dot.- Patrick Trueman, you are going nowhere.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56Now put your hand in your pocket. It's your round.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00- Patrick? Patrick Trueman?- Yes?

0:12:00 > 0:12:04Dot has told me SO much about you.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08- I'm her little sister, Rose. - I didn't know that Dot had a sister.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12She didn't mention me to you?

0:12:12 > 0:12:13Um...

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Oh, Rose!

0:12:15 > 0:12:21Yes, I remember now. She did mention it. Can I get you a drink, my dear?

0:12:21 > 0:12:24I'll have a gin and it, please.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Very exotic.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29I'm Cora.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33And I've got your number.

0:12:37 > 0:12:42- The cars are all done. - Right. Well, sure we can find you something else to do.

0:12:42 > 0:12:47- Or you could give me the rest of the day off.- I need you here!

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Well, I will need you here, you know. It's going to get busy.

0:12:50 > 0:12:56I put a special promotion online this morning. The punters are going to be flocking any second.

0:12:56 > 0:13:01Darren, mate, bruv... It's gone three o'clock, man!

0:13:01 > 0:13:03If anyone was going to come, they would have come already.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09- Go on.- Good times, brother! - See you later.- Later on.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Oi, come on. Are you two going to be like this all day?

0:13:21 > 0:13:23- He started it.- She did!

0:13:23 > 0:13:26You're meant to be here for Shenice, not wind each other up.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Whatever the problem is, for today, just forget about it.

0:13:33 > 0:13:38- Tiff, you seen Whit? - Yeah, Grandma Dot's with her.

0:13:41 > 0:13:46When you come to stay, after you went away and there was all that trouble...

0:13:46 > 0:13:48you was very quiet then.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Sorry.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57You don't have to apologise. People don't have to talk all the time.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01My sister, Rose, she's never stopped since she got here - chatter chatter chatter.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03It's brought back me migraines.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06So they want me to go to this counselling place.

0:14:06 > 0:14:11- They reckon it's for people like me. "Victims".- People like labels.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15Makes life easier for 'em, put people into boxes, give it a name.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18But there's more to you than that, Whitney.

0:14:18 > 0:14:22You have to have strength to move on and focus on the good things.

0:14:22 > 0:14:27And you have got good things in your life. You've got your family.

0:14:27 > 0:14:34- Ryan. Probably won't see him again. - Oh, you will. Look at Rose...

0:14:34 > 0:14:36I never thought I'd see her again.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39There she is, large as life, more's the pity.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Can't wait to meet her.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47She's down the pub. Some things, they never change.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52But I suppose I could pop in if you wanted to meet her?

0:14:52 > 0:14:58Well, thing is, Dot...with the police going round and that... I think there'll be talk.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Let 'em.

0:15:01 > 0:15:06Be strong, remember? Say it to yourself. I am strong.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08I'll go and let you get ready.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12No need to get up, I'll see myself out.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14I'll see you later.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16All right, see you.

0:15:22 > 0:15:23LAUGHTER

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Here he is, the birthday boy!

0:15:27 > 0:15:28All right, lads.

0:15:31 > 0:15:32Where's the old man?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35I think he's seeing his secret bird again.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37He's at that antiques fair.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Been going every August bank holiday for years.

0:15:39 > 0:15:44Hold on, you're telling me that junk in Moon & Sons comes from actual antiques dealers?

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Couldn't he give it a swerve though, it is your birthday?

0:15:47 > 0:15:49I ain't bothered.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Did he get you a present, make up for it or something?

0:15:52 > 0:15:54- Sore point, don't go there. - Nothing yet.

0:15:54 > 0:15:59Dearie me, well, that is for you, baby brother.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Cheers, Michael.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Fats, come join the party, mate.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Better get cracking, only five years left!

0:16:09 > 0:16:12- Whitney not with you, no? - Nah. Why d'you ask?

0:16:12 > 0:16:17Ain't seen her for a few days, that's all. What you drinking then?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19We won't have to scrimp that much.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21- I know.- I'm just going to look at these at home.

0:16:21 > 0:16:25- Want me to come with you? - No, you finish your drink.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Hello.- I need another payment.

0:16:55 > 0:17:00Hmm. No. You get paid the rest on completion, as agreed.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04- I can't wait that long. - Then I suggest you try harder.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07You need to be cosying up to him a bit, what you doing?

0:17:07 > 0:17:09You don't even know where he is, do you?

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Where is he? See, you don't know.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15You want more money - earn it.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45I need to see you.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48- Cheers.- Happy birthday, brother.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Mate! Three more, please.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56Dot, Dot! Come here!

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Is that her? She's made friends anyway.

0:17:59 > 0:18:00Dot, this is Patrick.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03Well, I'm well aware of that, seeing as he's Jim's best friend.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07- I thought Dot told you about me? - And this is Cora.

0:18:07 > 0:18:13You was at my Tanya's wedding. You're married to Max's father, right?

0:18:13 > 0:18:18That is correct. And I believe you're Tanya's mother.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22Yeah. I suppose that means we were family once.

0:18:24 > 0:18:29Yes. I suppose it does, in a sort of a way. If you'll excuse me.

0:18:29 > 0:18:34Alfie, could I have a tomato juice. Whitney, what do you want?

0:18:34 > 0:18:38I think I'll leave you to it, Dot.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41I can't believe they're sisters.

0:18:41 > 0:18:45They're sisters all right. She's Baby Jane, and she's Blanche.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47All they need is a wheelchair.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Your sister's a bit of a live-wire ain't she, eh, Dot?

0:18:52 > 0:18:56Half-sister. I suppose that is one way of putting it.

0:18:56 > 0:18:57Thank you, sweetheart.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59You going to fill me in on the locals?

0:18:59 > 0:19:03If you knew me better, you would know that I ain't one to gossip.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Of course. Do forgive me.

0:19:05 > 0:19:12Mind you, his auntie by marriage, Jean, she's got an illness.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Passed down through the family.

0:19:14 > 0:19:19Once you get started on the Slaters, you don't know where to stop.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22It ain't your fault, you know? Ryan leaving like that.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26You're a lot stronger than you think, Whitney Dean.

0:19:28 > 0:19:33Hi. Fats, can you give us a minute?

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Yeah, no worries.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Look, I came to say I'm sorry.

0:19:41 > 0:19:45- How big of you.- I was well out of order before.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48I'm in shock, I'm not thinking straight.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50We're still mates, aren't we?

0:19:50 > 0:19:51Bungee jumping.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Yep, done that.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56No way. You can't have all done a bungee jump as well?

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Bungee jumping, best fun I've ever had with my pants on!

0:19:59 > 0:20:01MEN CHEER

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Come on, you must've done one!

0:20:03 > 0:20:05I'm sorry, lads, there is more to life

0:20:05 > 0:20:08than fast cars and dangling off some giant elastic band.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11This is true. There are women!

0:20:11 > 0:20:15- Yes.- Which is why, as a special birthday treat to Anthony,

0:20:15 > 0:20:16we are going to a...

0:20:18 > 0:20:19- ..lap dancing club!- No.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22- Not after what happened last time. - What happened?

0:20:22 > 0:20:25- Nothing happened last time! Did it?- I'm up for it.

0:20:25 > 0:20:30Oh, well... I was thinking family only.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Alfie coming?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36He reckons he's got to stay here for Shenice.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38- He'll be all right. Try him again. - Yeah?

0:20:42 > 0:20:45Oh dear, it's all a bit pony, isn't it?

0:20:45 > 0:20:49If you don't want to go, put your foot down.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Yeah. Maybe I should.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03All right, Whitney? Not until we've had a little chat.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05You'll come, won't you Fats?

0:21:05 > 0:21:09- I don't know, you know, bruv. - Thought it was family only?

0:21:09 > 0:21:11None of us are going, all right!

0:21:11 > 0:21:14Half the tubes are down for engineering and a cab'll cost us a fortune.

0:21:14 > 0:21:19- I could drive! - There you go, we've got a chauffeur.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21I'm still part of the party, aren't I?

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Yes, all right. Got to get your kicks somehow, Hef.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28Come on, bruv, it's been ages since we had a proper night out.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29All right. Go on then.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Yes, good boy.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33I was hoping for a friendlier welcome.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Just tell me what you want.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37I've had the Old Bill sniffing round,

0:21:37 > 0:21:39asking questions about my recently deceased mate.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42- So?- So I'd rather you left my name out

0:21:42 > 0:21:47- of any future chats you have with them.- Get your hand off me.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49- Or you'll what? - I said, get your hand off me!

0:21:49 > 0:21:54- You all right, Whit?- Go on, get out. And you never come back in here.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Cos I swear, I'll tell 'em every disgusting, dirty little detail.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59D'you understand me?

0:22:01 > 0:22:03It's cool, bruv, I got this one.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Leave it, yeah. It's not your fight, is it?

0:22:05 > 0:22:08He's right. Save it for the ring.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11- Who was that?- Lee. Rob's mate.

0:22:11 > 0:22:18- What?- No. I know you got my back. OK?

0:22:18 > 0:22:21See, I told you you was stronger than you looked.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Come on, let's get a drink.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Fats! You ready for some lap-action?

0:22:25 > 0:22:28- We're off to the club, mate! - Lap dancing?

0:22:30 > 0:22:32No, Whit...

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Ty, I don't know if this is going to happen.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39You ain't bottling out on me, are you?

0:22:39 > 0:22:43Me? Nah, course not, course not man! Let's do it, let's do it!

0:22:43 > 0:22:46Here, have a dance on me. Have fun.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Cheers, mate. - Come on, boy.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Fatboy, let me take you through Tyler's Laws Of The Lap.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59Number one, sit on your hands at all times.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Naughty. Number two...

0:23:01 > 0:23:06- Where you all off to, somewhere nice?- Just a club.

0:23:06 > 0:23:10- Sort of...theatrical dancing. - Oooh! How lovely.

0:23:10 > 0:23:16- Yeah. We'll see you later, Mrs B. - Enjoy yourselves.- Will do.

0:23:20 > 0:23:25- D'you want to go home? - No. I'm fine. I just need a bit of fresh air.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28- That Lee. He seemed all right the other week. - I know, tell me about it.

0:23:28 > 0:23:32I didn't think about how they all treated you, Whitney.

0:23:32 > 0:23:36I should have been there more, instead of mooning over Ryan.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39- He's fine. I'm fine.- But are you?

0:23:42 > 0:23:44I will be.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50- What's the hold up? - I'm a bit short.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54You can pay me back.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59- Jean, I can smell burning.- So can I.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02I see a dark cloud lifting.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Sorry, are you talking to me?

0:24:06 > 0:24:10An illness? It's better.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Not cured, but better.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Oh, my.

0:24:18 > 0:24:22Your children, they will return.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24- You have two right?- Yes.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27- What do you suppose she's up to now? - Earning her keep.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30I think I underestimated your sister.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Number 24, don't ask for champagne.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38In fact, don't even ask for fizzy water.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40No champagne. No water... Why?

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Number 25, it ain't a fairytale in there, mate.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45There are no happy endings.

0:24:45 > 0:24:49And those, my friend, are Tyler Moon's Laws Of The Lap.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52- Right, let the dog see the rabbit. - Yeah.

0:24:52 > 0:24:56- Let's go and watch girls... - What?- ..stripping.

0:25:04 > 0:25:08- You've perked up.- Well, it's been a while since our last bender.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11- Plus, it's me and you. - Come on.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17- You definitely ain't coming in. Not after last time. - Come on, mate!

0:25:17 > 0:25:21- Seriously?- Nah, just leave it, Ty. - The rest of us can still go in though?

0:25:21 > 0:25:26- Didn't you hear rule 16? Never leave your wing-man!- Cheers, bruv.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Mate, you know what, I...

0:25:28 > 0:25:33- I am gutted.- Fats, sorry, mate. Another time, yeah?

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Well, maybe, d'you know what I mean, like?

0:25:54 > 0:25:55So how's it going?

0:25:55 > 0:25:57She's a bit more quieter than usual.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00I think she's putting a brave face on.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Reminds me of someone I know.

0:26:05 > 0:26:06Can you have a word?

0:26:06 > 0:26:08- And say what?- I dunno.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Tell her she can still come and visit, that we won't forget her.

0:26:11 > 0:26:15Please, Alfie, you're better at this stuff than I am.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20- All right.- Go back to the pub, hold the fort, yeah.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Hey you lot, give me five on the high!

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Five on the low, five on the side, you're too slow!

0:26:29 > 0:26:32Kitten, come here, I want to chat with you. Shenice come here.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Just want to say, right, me and Kat both feel the same way,

0:26:35 > 0:26:38we've absolutely loved you being with us here this last month.

0:26:38 > 0:26:42- Why does she have to go then? - Cos she needs to be with her mum.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Not everyone lives with their mum.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47Nana Pat and Grandma Carol look after us and we don't mind.

0:26:47 > 0:26:50Though Grandma Carol won't make nuggets as much as mum.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52Not quite the same though is it, eh, Tiff?

0:26:52 > 0:26:56What if I want to live here more than I want to live with my mum?

0:26:56 > 0:27:00Shenice, you know sweetheart, I'd love you to live here, but....

0:27:00 > 0:27:02- So let her stay then!- What?

0:27:02 > 0:27:06- Please, Alfie! - Please, please, please!

0:27:06 > 0:27:09All right, let me see what I can do. CHILDREN SCREAM

0:27:14 > 0:27:16I still reckon we should have gone to another club.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18You've been chucked out of every other one.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20- I'm offski.- See you later.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Say hello to your dad for me, if he bothers to show.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29- Thanks for the lift, Ian. - Yeah, laters.

0:27:29 > 0:27:33- So whose round is it?- Yours.- What?

0:27:52 > 0:27:53Hi.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18- Come here!- Get off, I'm not joking!

0:28:18 > 0:28:22We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25Your choice, darlin'! Sorry, mate, don't mind us.

0:28:25 > 0:28:28- One last chance.- Ian?

0:28:29 > 0:28:31SHE MOUTHS

0:28:31 > 0:28:34- Mandy?!- Is she with you?

0:28:37 > 0:28:40Do you know her? I said, do you know her?!

0:28:40 > 0:28:44- Sorry, mate, I haven't got a clue who she is.- Ian!- Who is he?

0:28:44 > 0:28:48- Ian!- Who is he?- Get off me! Ian, it's me! Wait! It's me. Look, it's me!

0:28:51 > 0:28:54- So you don't know her?- No, mate...

0:28:54 > 0:28:56Just, just...get...

0:28:56 > 0:28:59MAN GRUNTS Quick, Ian, run! Run!

0:29:00 > 0:29:02Quick! Quick, where's your car?!

0:29:02 > 0:29:04CAR LOCK BEEPS

0:29:06 > 0:29:08- What you doing?- Let me in!

0:29:08 > 0:29:11- No!- Ian, quick, they're coming. Pease let me in! Please.

0:29:11 > 0:29:13ENGINE STARTS

0:29:19 > 0:29:22HARRY: So...didn't work out with the wotsit, then?

0:29:22 > 0:29:24No.

0:29:25 > 0:29:27Find himself a younger model, hmm?

0:29:31 > 0:29:33Does it matter?

0:29:33 > 0:29:34Suppose not.

0:29:35 > 0:29:37So, what can I do for you?

0:29:39 > 0:29:42Well, come on. I haven't got all day.

0:29:45 > 0:29:46I need your help.

0:29:48 > 0:29:49Yeah.

0:29:51 > 0:29:52Course you do.

0:30:00 > 0:30:01ENGINE STOPS

0:30:03 > 0:30:05There you go. You should be safe now.

0:30:08 > 0:30:10What you waiting for?

0:30:12 > 0:30:14Not one for big reunions, then?

0:30:17 > 0:30:20I don't know what was going on between you and that bloke,

0:30:20 > 0:30:24but I just don't want to get involved. My life's complicated enough as it is.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27He was my boyfriend.

0:30:28 > 0:30:30Ex-boyfriend now.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33SHE SIGHS

0:30:33 > 0:30:35Look, er...

0:30:35 > 0:30:38if I could just get cleaned up a bit, have a bite to eat...

0:30:41 > 0:30:45I know we had our run-ins all them years back, but...

0:30:45 > 0:30:46I have changed since then.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50Haven't you?

0:30:50 > 0:30:51Sorry.

0:30:52 > 0:30:55Same old Ian Beale.

0:30:59 > 0:31:01Where you going to go?

0:31:03 > 0:31:06Back to where you found me. Where else am I going to go?

0:31:08 > 0:31:10See you in another 20 years.

0:31:10 > 0:31:14Er, h-hold on. I can rustle you up a sandwich or something.

0:31:14 > 0:31:15But that's it.

0:31:15 > 0:31:17ENGINE STARTS

0:31:19 > 0:31:21Jodie getting married.

0:31:21 > 0:31:26Seems like only yesterday she was asking me for a wedding Barbie.

0:31:26 > 0:31:28I know, and remember how obsessed she was with it?

0:31:30 > 0:31:33I can't give her the day of her dreams, Harry.

0:31:33 > 0:31:34Neither can Darren.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37But you can.

0:31:39 > 0:31:42You seem to be forgetting one minor point -

0:31:42 > 0:31:45- she's not mine.- I know.

0:31:45 > 0:31:49But you raised her. You loved her like she was your own flesh and blood.

0:31:49 > 0:31:50Cos I didn't know the truth.

0:31:54 > 0:31:57Are you telling me you don't ever think about her?

0:31:57 > 0:31:59You don't miss her?

0:32:00 > 0:32:04I mean, don't you want to be there? Be the one to give her away?

0:32:07 > 0:32:09And what about you and me?

0:32:09 > 0:32:11Two weeks ago, you wouldn't even take my calls.

0:32:11 > 0:32:14I know, I know, and I'm sorry about that.

0:32:14 > 0:32:18I'd really like it if we could just put the past behind us.

0:32:18 > 0:32:20Try and be friends.

0:32:20 > 0:32:23One thing you and me never were, darling, was friends.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27I'm willing to give it a go if you are.

0:32:28 > 0:32:30For Jodie's sake.

0:32:47 > 0:32:48SHE SIGHS

0:32:48 > 0:32:51Well, I never thought I'd find myself back in Albert Square.

0:32:53 > 0:32:55I can't believe you're still here.

0:32:55 > 0:32:56Come on.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00- Is that who I think it is?! - Er, yeah. Come on.

0:33:00 > 0:33:03- Oh, but...- In, in!

0:33:05 > 0:33:06All right!

0:33:13 > 0:33:14All right, Ian?

0:33:14 > 0:33:16All right, Pat.

0:33:33 > 0:33:37This is Pauline's old place, isn't it?

0:33:37 > 0:33:40Yeah, it was, till she passed away.

0:33:40 > 0:33:42Oh.

0:33:42 > 0:33:44Sorry.

0:33:46 > 0:33:48Is, er... Is Mark still around?

0:33:52 > 0:33:53He died.

0:33:53 > 0:33:54Yep.

0:33:54 > 0:33:57The HIV?

0:33:57 > 0:33:58It was...

0:33:58 > 0:34:02It was a few years ago now, but he got to see the world before he went.

0:34:03 > 0:34:07I was always telling him he should ride that bike further than Walthamstow.

0:34:10 > 0:34:12He was a good mate to me, Mark.

0:34:13 > 0:34:16Always getting me out of trouble.

0:34:16 > 0:34:19Like you at the club, coming to my rescue.

0:34:21 > 0:34:22It was nothing, doesn't matter.

0:34:25 > 0:34:28Sorry for, er, kissing you.

0:34:28 > 0:34:30Knee-jerk thing.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32It's all right. I didn't really mind.

0:34:32 > 0:34:34KNOCK AT DOOR

0:34:34 > 0:34:37Oh, they'll probably go away.

0:34:37 > 0:34:39LOUD BANGING AT DOOR

0:34:48 > 0:34:52- Look, it's your ex. He must have followed us here.- What?!

0:34:52 > 0:34:54Look, this isn't your problem.

0:34:54 > 0:34:58- I should just go out there and face him.- No. - KNOCKING CONTINUES

0:34:58 > 0:35:01I'm not going to let him hurt you again, OK?

0:35:01 > 0:35:03Just wait here. All right?

0:35:06 > 0:35:08Well, where you going?

0:35:08 > 0:35:10Come on, cheer up. It's still your birthday!

0:35:10 > 0:35:14If the bouncer remembered me, d'you think the dancers will, too?

0:35:14 > 0:35:16They'll remember all right.

0:35:17 > 0:35:21- Thought you were at some strip joint.- Talked him out of it.

0:35:21 > 0:35:24It's his thing, not mine. I think it's degrading to women.

0:35:24 > 0:35:27- Yeah, right. - Did Tiff get off all right?

0:35:27 > 0:35:31Yeah. The other two are about to start their Harry Potter-thon.

0:35:31 > 0:35:35- Thanks for talking to Shenice. She seems a lot better now. - Yeah, she does.

0:35:40 > 0:35:45- Alfie, I need some muscle.- You came to the right man.- Tyler, brring your brother. Come on, quick.

0:35:45 > 0:35:47- Thank you(!)- You an' all.

0:35:47 > 0:35:49Kat, hold the fort, darling.

0:35:55 > 0:35:58- You got to admire her front. - PATRICK:- Oh, I'll say.

0:35:58 > 0:36:00What do you think you're doing?!

0:36:00 > 0:36:02Just earning the housekeeping.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04I'll have no part in your ill-gotten gains.

0:36:04 > 0:36:06Suit yourself.

0:36:06 > 0:36:07Whoo!

0:36:07 > 0:36:09Next round's on Rose.

0:36:11 > 0:36:14Your sister has got an amazing gift.

0:36:14 > 0:36:16I'm going to go put some more make-up on now,

0:36:16 > 0:36:18just in case tonight's the night!

0:36:20 > 0:36:24Meddling with things you don't understand. No good is going to come of it, Rose.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27- I'm only spreading a little happiness.- I'll drink to that.

0:36:27 > 0:36:30I'll drink to almost anything!

0:36:30 > 0:36:34Oh, what is it they say? Be careful what you wish for.

0:36:39 > 0:36:41Can I, er... Can I help you?

0:36:43 > 0:36:46- You'd better hope so.- You throw another punch, you WILL regret it.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49You want to throw your weight around, mate, start with me.

0:36:49 > 0:36:53- Just leave it! - Hold on. Whoa, whoa, stop! Both of you, can we just stop?

0:36:53 > 0:36:57Nice to meet you. I'm Alfie Moon, I run the Queen Vic. We don't want violence.

0:36:57 > 0:37:00Let's sort this out like adults. Can we do that? OK, good.

0:37:00 > 0:37:03Just give me the girl and the money and we can forget we ever met.

0:37:03 > 0:37:08- What girl?- What money?! - She doesn't want to be with you any more. Just accept that.

0:37:08 > 0:37:09What you talking about?

0:37:09 > 0:37:13Mandy. She doesn't want to be your girlfriend.

0:37:13 > 0:37:17You mug! She told you she was my bird, and you believed her?

0:37:17 > 0:37:20She's a tart from the club - my club -

0:37:20 > 0:37:24and the only reason I'm after her is cos she robbed me of five grand of cash.

0:37:24 > 0:37:28- You've got a stripper in there? Nice one!- I don't believe you.

0:37:28 > 0:37:31- ANTHONY: You went back to the club? ALFIE:- She could be anyone, Ian.

0:37:31 > 0:37:35- I know her. - ALFIE GROANS

0:37:35 > 0:37:38So she wasn't lying about that, then?

0:37:38 > 0:37:41- I don't think she took your money, OK?- Why don't you go and ask her?

0:37:43 > 0:37:44Fine!

0:37:45 > 0:37:47Come on, Romeo.

0:37:47 > 0:37:48THEY CHUCKLE

0:37:55 > 0:37:56Mandy?

0:37:58 > 0:37:59She WAS here.

0:38:05 > 0:38:07Ian.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14HE SHOUTS: Where's my money?

0:38:14 > 0:38:16I don't know, all right, mate?

0:38:16 > 0:38:18I have idea where it is, or where she is.

0:38:19 > 0:38:22You'd better hope I find her back at the club.

0:38:22 > 0:38:27Otherwise, you - YOU - will be hearing from me again.

0:38:30 > 0:38:34- You dirty dog, you!- All right, all right!- Was it the hot brunette?

0:38:34 > 0:38:36Me and her have got previous, if you get my drift.

0:38:36 > 0:38:39Lads, lads, time out. Go back to the pub. I'll see you there.

0:38:39 > 0:38:42TYLER AND ANTHONY: # Oh, Mandy... #

0:38:51 > 0:38:53- VANESSA:- Darren.

0:38:54 > 0:38:56I've got a surprise for you.

0:39:00 > 0:39:04Your dad and I have been talking and, er, he wants to pay for your wedding.

0:39:04 > 0:39:08I feel awful about the way we left things, sweetheart.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10Let me make it up to you.

0:39:14 > 0:39:16Thank you.

0:39:18 > 0:39:23Even if you and this Mandy have got history, you don't know nothing about her, mate.

0:39:23 > 0:39:27- She could up to all sorts, couldn't she?- Yeah, she always was.

0:39:27 > 0:39:31What was I expecting, trying to help a girl who'd just fallen out of a lap-dancing club?

0:39:31 > 0:39:35- What sort of fool am I? - You're not a fool. You're like the rest of us - red-blooded male.

0:39:35 > 0:39:39Why don't you come over the Queen Vic, drown your sorrows? Come on.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42Nah, I'm all right - not really in the mood.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45Do us a favour though, and, er, keep Bobby overnight?

0:39:45 > 0:39:50- Yeah, yeah, course I will.- Just in case he turns back up.- No problem. Talk to you later.- All right, bud.

0:39:53 > 0:39:54< DOOR CLOSES

0:39:59 > 0:40:01- You two OK?- Yeah!

0:40:09 > 0:40:11Thank you, thank you, thank you!

0:40:11 > 0:40:13Blimey! You're on a right old sugar rush.

0:40:13 > 0:40:17Now I'm staying here for good, I'm going to put posters in my room!

0:40:17 > 0:40:19Whoo-hoo!

0:40:20 > 0:40:24Hadn't heard from you, so I thought, "If the mountain won't come to Mohammed..."

0:40:24 > 0:40:25Phones out of order, are they?

0:40:25 > 0:40:28Never liked phones. Too impersonal.

0:40:28 > 0:40:31So, fancy going for a drink?

0:40:31 > 0:40:34- Or we could see what's on at the flicks.- I can't, I've got the kids.

0:40:34 > 0:40:38Besides, why are you assuming I want to spend the evening with you?

0:40:38 > 0:40:42Well, I really enjoy your company, Pat, and...

0:40:42 > 0:40:44well, I had hoped it might...

0:40:44 > 0:40:45develop.

0:40:47 > 0:40:48Oh, dear.

0:40:50 > 0:40:54I come round here with no warning, expecting you to drop everything.

0:40:54 > 0:40:57No wonder you're less than enthusiastic.

0:40:57 > 0:41:01How're you fixed for Friday? I've got two tickets for a skiffle band in Hackney.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03Skiffle? I don't think so.

0:41:03 > 0:41:04SHE SIGHS

0:41:04 > 0:41:07Norman, you're a lovely man.

0:41:07 > 0:41:11It's just that I'm not in the market for a...

0:41:11 > 0:41:13You know. Sorry.

0:41:13 > 0:41:14Right.

0:41:17 > 0:41:19I'll see myself out.

0:41:25 > 0:41:30- It was a misunderstanding. Once I saw her face, I couldn't put it right.- You'll have to!

0:41:30 > 0:41:34- You know Shenice is better off with us.- She's Martina's kid. We can't just steal her!

0:41:34 > 0:41:37- I know.- We know what that feels like, remember?

0:41:37 > 0:41:42Do you know how much work it is looking after an eight-year-old full time? How much it'll cost us?

0:41:43 > 0:41:46I get it, all right. Just leave it with me, yeah?

0:41:51 > 0:41:53Cheers, mate.

0:41:53 > 0:41:55What can I get you, darling?

0:42:00 > 0:42:01Oh, hello!

0:42:01 > 0:42:02Oh, hello, Jean.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04What a lovely surprise.

0:42:04 > 0:42:07- I was thinking about you earlier. - Were you?

0:42:07 > 0:42:09Not all day, obviously - just in passing.

0:42:09 > 0:42:12- Anyway, how are you? - Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, yeah.

0:42:12 > 0:42:17Good - the reason I was thinking about you was that I took a lot of photos on Fete and Fortune Day,

0:42:17 > 0:42:19- and you're in loads of them!- Really?

0:42:19 > 0:42:23Alfie took some nice ones of us two together, actually.

0:42:23 > 0:42:28- I wondered if you'd like to see them some time.- Yeah, that'd be nice.- Now?

0:42:28 > 0:42:31- Actually, I'm in a bit of a hurry... - Later in the week?- Yeah.

0:42:31 > 0:42:37Thing is, I've told Kat and Alfie that I'd help out in the pub most evenings. How about Friday?

0:42:37 > 0:42:38Friday...

0:42:38 > 0:42:41- Do you like skiffle music? - Yes! Love it!

0:42:41 > 0:42:45- I've got two tickets for Friday night. If you'd like...- Lovely!

0:42:45 > 0:42:48Right. I'll bring them along.

0:42:48 > 0:42:51- I'll see you then, then!- Yeah. Right.

0:43:08 > 0:43:11I'm looking for a girl. Blonde, petite,

0:43:11 > 0:43:13little bit grubby. She works this area.

0:43:13 > 0:43:14What's it worth?

0:43:17 > 0:43:18So, er...

0:43:20 > 0:43:22You're under arrest.

0:43:24 > 0:43:26THEY CHUCKLE

0:43:26 > 0:43:30I still can't believe it, mate. Ian Beale pulling a stripper.

0:43:30 > 0:43:32Worried he's moving in on your territory?

0:43:32 > 0:43:35A stripper. I suppose that's all she is to you, isn't it?

0:43:35 > 0:43:40- Does it ever occur to you she might have a name?- I didn't have you down as a militant feminist.

0:43:40 > 0:43:43- She's not. We don't like women being objectified.- Whatified?

0:43:43 > 0:43:48'Scuse me, mate, it's 2011, and, actually, women are equal to men these days.

0:43:49 > 0:43:54All right, so what exactly can you do better?!

0:43:54 > 0:43:56Driving. Why else is Formula One all male?

0:43:56 > 0:43:58You know what? He does have a point.

0:43:58 > 0:44:03And poker. Don't get me wrong, girls can be good, but they lack the killer instinct that makes a player great.

0:44:03 > 0:44:05- That is ridiculous!- Is it?

0:44:05 > 0:44:07Why don't you prove me wrong?

0:44:07 > 0:44:11- Let's have a game - boys vs girls. - Count me in!

0:44:11 > 0:44:15Nan, you don't play cards.

0:44:15 > 0:44:19- I do a lot of things you don't know about, darlin'. - THE MEN CHUCKLE

0:44:19 > 0:44:22Me too. I'm a real poker fiend.

0:44:22 > 0:44:25Well, I ain't partaking, cos gambling is a sin.

0:44:25 > 0:44:28I got better things to do with me time.

0:44:28 > 0:44:30How about we have 20 quid stakes, then?

0:44:30 > 0:44:32A tenner's enough.

0:44:32 > 0:44:36All right, fine. Winner takes half the pot, and we split the rest amongst the groups.

0:44:36 > 0:44:40But if there's four of you and three of us, we'll need another bloke.

0:44:40 > 0:44:42What about you, Mr T? Can you play poker?

0:44:42 > 0:44:46- HE CHUCKLES - It's like asking Beckham if he can kick a ball.

0:44:49 > 0:44:52- Right, I'm going to go get the cards, then.- I'm going to go toilet.

0:44:52 > 0:44:56Listen...are you sure about this?

0:44:56 > 0:44:59It's a tenner stake in a pub poker game against girls and grannies.

0:44:59 > 0:45:02Hardly the Blackjack scenes from Rain Man!

0:45:02 > 0:45:05Relax. I'm different now.

0:45:05 > 0:45:07All right.

0:45:07 > 0:45:11- Lauren, I've never played poker. Have you?- We'll just wing it.

0:45:11 > 0:45:16It's all about bluffing, innit? Besides, my nan and Grandma Dot's sister know what they're doing.

0:45:16 > 0:45:19Is poker very much different from bridge, do you think?

0:45:19 > 0:45:22Can't remember. Last time I played,

0:45:22 > 0:45:27I had a bubble perm and shoulder pads was in.

0:45:29 > 0:45:31Oh.

0:45:31 > 0:45:32Oh!

0:45:36 > 0:45:39I can't believe how much you want to pay for.

0:45:39 > 0:45:43- Harry, there's really no need to take care of EVERYTHING. - Least I could do.

0:45:43 > 0:45:46I've missed so much already.

0:45:46 > 0:45:48Like the engagement party.

0:45:48 > 0:45:52- I take it you did have one? - Well, no...

0:45:52 > 0:45:55- Aww. That's a shame. - We didn't want a fuss.- Why not?

0:45:55 > 0:45:59I mean, It's a big deal, getting married.

0:45:59 > 0:46:05Just because things didn't work out between me and your mum, it doesn't mean you have to play it down.

0:46:05 > 0:46:08He's right, darling. You should have everything you ever dreamed of.

0:46:08 > 0:46:11- Surely you agree with that, Darren? - Course.

0:46:11 > 0:46:15My girl deserves the best, and that's what she's going to get from now on.

0:46:17 > 0:46:19I'll open another bottle.

0:46:20 > 0:46:24So, come on - tell me what ideas you've got, then.

0:46:24 > 0:46:26Well, the colour scheme...

0:46:29 > 0:46:33- Why you letting that creep worm his way back in?- That creep is doing what you couldn't -

0:46:33 > 0:46:37- giving my daughter a wedding day she'll actually WANT to remember. - I'm still working on it.

0:46:37 > 0:46:38You're still broke!

0:46:38 > 0:46:42I'm sorry if Harry being back on the scene is a dent to your ego,

0:46:42 > 0:46:45but the only person who really matters here is Jodie.

0:46:45 > 0:46:49- I've only thought as far ahead as a buffet...- >

0:46:51 > 0:46:54- Why're we leaving?- Too many fish.

0:46:55 > 0:46:57- Got a light?- Fish?

0:46:57 > 0:47:02In poker, you're either a fish or a shark.

0:47:02 > 0:47:07Fish are novices, and beginner's luck can be very dangerous.

0:47:07 > 0:47:10Catch you out every time.

0:47:14 > 0:47:15Cheap tat.

0:47:16 > 0:47:19Sleight of hand's more my game.

0:47:19 > 0:47:21Whoo-hoo!

0:47:21 > 0:47:25THEY CHUCKLE

0:47:25 > 0:47:28- FAT BOY:- Need a hand, Whit, you just let me know, OK, babe?

0:47:28 > 0:47:31Oi! It's boys versus girls, you muppet. Whit's doing fine.

0:47:35 > 0:47:37All in.

0:47:38 > 0:47:40Ant?

0:47:44 > 0:47:45OK.

0:47:45 > 0:47:47All right. But wait.

0:47:47 > 0:47:50I am parched. It's my round. Give us a hand, bruv.

0:47:50 > 0:47:53- You're in the middle of a game! - They can sweat it out a bit longer.

0:47:55 > 0:47:56Same again, please, Kat.

0:47:56 > 0:47:58I'll bring them over, darling.

0:48:00 > 0:48:03- What you got?- Two pair. Why?

0:48:03 > 0:48:06I've got nothing, yeah? Whit - she's bluffing it.

0:48:06 > 0:48:09You've got this. Go all in, we split the winnings, yeah?

0:48:09 > 0:48:12All right, all right, chill out, bruv! Victory is ours!

0:48:15 > 0:48:20So, er...feeling pretty confident, are we, Whit?

0:48:27 > 0:48:28I'm out.

0:48:31 > 0:48:33All right, turn 'em over.

0:48:36 > 0:48:39Whitney's got a pair of nines...

0:48:40 > 0:48:41..against...

0:48:44 > 0:48:47- ..a pair of fours. Whitney, you win! Pair of nines.- Do I?

0:48:47 > 0:48:50- Do I?! I've won!- Well done, ladies!

0:48:51 > 0:48:55In your faces. She out-bluffed you. You guys are suckers!

0:48:55 > 0:48:57Oh, and I'm taking this.

0:49:04 > 0:49:08About the, er, strip club? Lying through his teeth.

0:49:08 > 0:49:11He was gagging to go in. We got turned away.

0:49:13 > 0:49:17Blokes - they just lie and let you down.

0:49:17 > 0:49:20Yeah. Well, I'm definitely off them for the foreseeable, anyway.

0:49:20 > 0:49:23I've laid the groundwork. Watch and learn, pal.

0:49:23 > 0:49:25Watch and learn.

0:49:32 > 0:49:34- I'm just going to stick this outside.- All right.

0:49:41 > 0:49:45- You really surprised me tonight. - I did?

0:49:45 > 0:49:48Yeah. The way you were with Jodie.

0:49:48 > 0:49:53Much as she wants this big, lavish do, it means more to her that her dad'll be there on her big day.

0:49:53 > 0:49:55It means a lot to me, too.

0:49:56 > 0:49:59Shame you won't be there to see it.

0:50:00 > 0:50:02- What?- Oh, didn't I mention?

0:50:02 > 0:50:06I'll do all the stuff I've promised on one condition -

0:50:06 > 0:50:08that you're not at the wedding.

0:50:10 > 0:50:15- Jodie'll never have it. - You wouldn't have to tell her before. Cry off on the day. Say you've flu.

0:50:15 > 0:50:19Thing is, she needs to get used to you letting her down.

0:50:19 > 0:50:21Cos by the time I'm finished,

0:50:21 > 0:50:24you won't figure much in my girl's life at all.

0:50:24 > 0:50:26Why are you doing this?

0:50:26 > 0:50:28Cos I can.

0:50:28 > 0:50:32No, you can't. I ain't letting you do this again, Harry - to Jodie or Vanessa.

0:50:35 > 0:50:36What's wrong?

0:50:39 > 0:50:43I'm sorry. Your dad ain't here cos he loves you. He wants to show your mum up.

0:50:43 > 0:50:46- He just told her she can't come to the wedding.- Is that true?

0:50:46 > 0:50:50I think Darren misheard what I said. Isn't that right, Vanessa?

0:50:50 > 0:50:53I know you was trying to help, but Jodie deserves the truth.

0:50:53 > 0:50:58You're more important to her than him. You should be at the wedding, Vanessa.

0:50:58 > 0:51:02- Darren's right, babe. I'm so sorry. - Sweetheart, they've got it all wrong.

0:51:02 > 0:51:06I've been such an idiot, just like before. How could you do this?

0:51:07 > 0:51:10I think it's time for you to leave, Harry.

0:51:14 > 0:51:17You won't even make it to the altar.

0:51:27 > 0:51:31I don't want you to worry. Jack's raising my commission - I'll have loads more money.

0:51:31 > 0:51:33Hey, see?

0:51:34 > 0:51:38We will get you the wedding you deserve. I promise.

0:51:42 > 0:51:46You sure you don't want a solicitor, Mr Beale? You ARE entitled.

0:51:46 > 0:51:49I don't need a brief. This is clearly a case of wrongful arrest.

0:51:49 > 0:51:52And when you're forced to release me, I'll press charges against both of you!

0:51:52 > 0:51:56I'm an upstanding member of this community. I know your bosses.

0:51:56 > 0:52:00That's as may be, but you still offered my undercover colleague money for sex.

0:52:00 > 0:52:05That's not what happened and she knows it, OK? I was out looking for my friend.

0:52:05 > 0:52:09I believe your exact words were,

0:52:09 > 0:52:14"I'm looking for a girl. Blonde, petite, a bit grubby."

0:52:14 > 0:52:18- You have very specific tastes. - That's what my friend looks like!

0:52:18 > 0:52:23Just before you were picked up, we had a call from a local club-owner, Paul Ward.

0:52:23 > 0:52:26- Is this man known to you?- No.

0:52:26 > 0:52:32Only, Mr Ward reported a female employee and a man fitting your description

0:52:32 > 0:52:37who, coincidentally, lives at your address, for stealing £5,000 of his money.

0:52:37 > 0:52:39Do you know anything about this?

0:52:40 > 0:52:43I don't have to answer these questions.

0:52:47 > 0:52:49That is your vehicle, isn't it?

0:52:51 > 0:52:53Yeah.

0:52:53 > 0:52:55And this is you outside the club.

0:53:04 > 0:53:08- It's not how it looks. - Want to know how it looks to me?

0:53:08 > 0:53:11It looks like you turned up to case the joint,

0:53:11 > 0:53:14then you returned, waited for your girlfriend to steal the money,

0:53:14 > 0:53:17created a diversion and helped her make a swift getaway.

0:53:17 > 0:53:20That's not what happened, all right? I can explain it all.

0:53:20 > 0:53:24Really? Because we searched your car after we brought you in,

0:53:24 > 0:53:26and this is what we found inside.

0:53:31 > 0:53:36- That's not mine. I've never seen it before!- Mr Beale, if I were you, I would get that solicitor.

0:53:39 > 0:53:41TV PLAYS

0:53:42 > 0:53:45Back in a minute, kitten. Be good.

0:53:57 > 0:53:59Martina. Hello, darlin'. It's Alfie.

0:53:59 > 0:54:01FRONT DOOR CLOSES

0:54:05 > 0:54:07MANDY: Hi.

0:54:08 > 0:54:12- How the hell did you get in?! - Well, I... I never left.

0:54:12 > 0:54:17I, er... I hid upstairs when I heard the farackus. I came back down and you were gone.

0:54:17 > 0:54:22Have you any idea how much trouble you've got me in?! I got nicked for handling your stolen goods.

0:54:22 > 0:54:23YOUR stolen goods!

0:54:23 > 0:54:26No, that money was rightfully mine.

0:54:26 > 0:54:30I only left it in your car to keep it safe. I can't believe you let the police take it!

0:54:30 > 0:54:35- I didn't. They searched my car cos they nicked me for kerb-crawling! - You're still kerb-crawling?- No!

0:54:35 > 0:54:37I came looking for you!

0:54:38 > 0:54:41Yeah, well, I'm a stripper, Ian, not a hooker!

0:54:41 > 0:54:45You know what, Mandy? I don't care what you are, all right? Just get out of here.

0:54:45 > 0:54:49- Without that money, I have nowhere TO go.- Well, it's not my problem.

0:54:49 > 0:54:52Look...maybe I can talk to Paul,

0:54:52 > 0:54:56- do a deal, get him to drop the charges.- Yes, Paul...

0:54:56 > 0:55:01He's not actually your boyfriend, is he? He's the club boss. What else have you lied about?

0:55:02 > 0:55:04Nothing, I swear!

0:55:06 > 0:55:07Know what, Mandy? You haven't changed.

0:55:07 > 0:55:10You always were a cheap little slapper,

0:55:10 > 0:55:13so just crawl back into the gutter you came from.

0:55:14 > 0:55:19What I said earlier, about you being like Mark? I take it back.

0:55:19 > 0:55:21Like I care.

0:55:21 > 0:55:23He never wasted a day of his life.

0:55:23 > 0:55:27But you? You're still in the same place you grew up, in a house full of ghosts,

0:55:27 > 0:55:31STILL hanging out in seedy bars cos you can't get a real woman.

0:55:31 > 0:55:35- I don't have to listen to this. Go on, out!- I wish YOU was dead instead of Mark.

0:55:35 > 0:55:37You might as well be!

0:55:37 > 0:55:39Mandy...

0:55:40 > 0:55:42Bus fare.

0:55:56 > 0:55:58- That one's nice.- It's gorgeous.

0:56:00 > 0:56:03Darren, what's the new limit on the dress?

0:56:03 > 0:56:05Money's no object. Choose what you like.

0:56:05 > 0:56:07- PHONE RINGS - There you go.

0:56:07 > 0:56:09Just going to get this.

0:56:11 > 0:56:15Darren's right, you know. There's no-one I want at the wedding more than you.

0:56:15 > 0:56:19Except the groom, obviously!

0:56:19 > 0:56:22This rise in commission. How much more are we talking?

0:56:23 > 0:56:26Two per cent?! I thought it was going to be a little bit...

0:56:26 > 0:56:29No, no. Jack! Course I'm grateful.

0:56:35 > 0:56:38Oh, good, you're still here.

0:56:38 > 0:56:39Listen...

0:56:39 > 0:56:42I was thinking about what you said.

0:56:42 > 0:56:44And you're right.

0:56:46 > 0:56:47So...?

0:56:48 > 0:56:52What exactly is it you want, Ian?

0:56:53 > 0:56:57I've got a spare room, OK? So, if you need somewhere...

0:57:00 > 0:57:01..I'd like you to stay.

0:57:10 > 0:57:13- Why has she summoned us? - It's a surprise. Just wait.

0:57:13 > 0:57:18Just relax. Nothing your big commission raise can't cover.

0:57:18 > 0:57:20Vanessa... KNOCK ON DOOR

0:57:22 > 0:57:24Look at you, early birds. I was going to surprise you.

0:57:24 > 0:57:26Pops, you are literally going to have a heart attack.

0:57:26 > 0:57:29You always give me heart attacks, Jodes.

0:57:31 > 0:57:32What's happening?

0:57:32 > 0:57:35Right, two each. On my signal.

0:57:40 > 0:57:41- Vanessa, I need a word.- Sssh!

0:57:41 > 0:57:44Mum, Darren, now!

0:57:44 > 0:57:46CHEERING

0:57:46 > 0:57:48Hello, my gorgeous bridesmaids!

0:57:48 > 0:57:51THEY SCREAM

0:57:51 > 0:57:53- What?- My rise in commission - it's only 2%.

0:57:54 > 0:57:55What?!

0:57:57 > 0:57:59PHONE RINGS

0:58:46 > 0:58:49Right, lunch break over, boys. Back to work.

0:58:49 > 0:58:53I thought this was our belated father and son time? Seeing as you missed my birthday to buy stock.

0:58:53 > 0:58:56- Aww, does Ant want Dad to crack open the jelly?- Go.

0:58:56 > 0:59:00- PHONE RINGS - Have you told Kat?- Told Kat what?

0:59:00 > 0:59:02That Shenice is allowed to stay.

0:59:02 > 0:59:06No, no, no. Just keep it schtum, I'm going to surprise her later.

0:59:06 > 0:59:08Can you just tell me please?

0:59:29 > 0:59:31It's...erm... it's not what it looks...

0:59:31 > 0:59:36I've been standing outside the chippy for ages. Don't think cos you ain't opening, I ain't getting paid.

0:59:36 > 0:59:39Are you going to let her talk to you like that?

0:59:39 > 0:59:41And you are fired.

0:59:41 > 0:59:44And who are you? Lord Sugar's minging sister or something?

0:59:44 > 0:59:47Well, I'm certainly not going to let you talk to me like that.

0:59:48 > 0:59:50Ian?

0:59:51 > 0:59:53You're fired.

0:59:54 > 0:59:56I'll show you out.

1:00:00 > 1:00:02Bye.

1:00:04 > 1:00:06- The stall!- Huh?- The Stall!

1:00:09 > 1:00:12MUSIC PLAYS

1:00:13 > 1:00:16Turn that down.

1:00:16 > 1:00:18# Everybody's starry eyed... #

1:00:18 > 1:00:20No, give it, please!

1:00:21 > 1:00:23# Woah, oh, oh, uh, uh... #

1:00:27 > 1:00:30I can't help it. Come on.

1:00:35 > 1:00:36BABY CRIES

1:00:36 > 1:00:38Sssh. come on.

1:00:38 > 1:00:40Kat? Kat, are you up here, sweetheart?

1:00:40 > 1:00:42What you doing? What is it, annual leave?

1:00:42 > 1:00:44Tommy's ill.

1:00:44 > 1:00:45Course he's not ill.

1:00:45 > 1:00:49Hey, little man. Go to sleep.

1:00:51 > 1:00:56- Listen, Kat, Martina called, right? - Where's the baby VapoRub?

1:00:56 > 1:01:00I don't have the baby VapoRub, do I? All right, Buddy?

1:01:00 > 1:01:01Must be in here then.

1:01:08 > 1:01:09Nan and her gammy nose!

1:01:09 > 1:01:11Why hasn't Ian picked Bobby up yet?

1:01:11 > 1:01:15Do you want to keep your voice down? I don't know. Ian's probably busy.

1:01:15 > 1:01:18- Are you all right?- I'm fine. I knew Shenice would give him a cold.

1:01:18 > 1:01:20Ah, good news about Shenice.

1:01:20 > 1:01:24- Martina's going to let her stay with us.- Fine. Whatever.

1:01:27 > 1:01:29I don't care if you're moving in to Buckingham Palace.

1:01:29 > 1:01:33- I want you at the club doing the stock take.- I'm coming!

1:01:33 > 1:01:35- Careful.- All right, they're heavy, aren't they?

1:01:35 > 1:01:37Now!

1:01:37 > 1:01:41In a minute. I don't need you standing over me.

1:01:41 > 1:01:45- Oi, Pops.- What's the matter? - Ian, he's just sacked me!

1:01:45 > 1:01:48- He's what?- Come on, grab a box.

1:01:48 > 1:01:51Let's crank the combined strength up to, erm...feeble.

1:01:51 > 1:01:53Is she actually paying you for this?

1:01:53 > 1:01:56- I want paying.- All right, move me in and we'll talk.

1:01:56 > 1:02:01While you're at, Billy, dump any of Ryan's old rubbish outside

1:02:01 > 1:02:03whatever cardboard box he calls home these days.

1:02:03 > 1:02:06He's gone. Didn't you know?

1:02:08 > 1:02:10Good.

1:02:10 > 1:02:12Where'd you think you're going, eh?

1:02:16 > 1:02:18Jean, I'm going to pop up to the council,

1:02:18 > 1:02:21There might be a place for Shenice next term at Walford Primary.

1:02:21 > 1:02:24I'll have a little word, give them a little nudge. You OK for your job?

1:02:24 > 1:02:28- Yes. Plan logged. Ready for action. - Good girl. See you later.

1:02:33 > 1:02:36- Alfie?- Yeah? - Are you sure this is what Kat wants?

1:02:36 > 1:02:40Yeah, course I'm sure. She said so. See you later. Be good, Bobby.

1:02:41 > 1:02:43Right.

1:02:45 > 1:02:49Jack? Tyler's opponent, yeah, he can do the 13th.

1:02:49 > 1:02:52Um, well we can't do 13th. Private booking.

1:02:52 > 1:02:56No, no, no, that's the only date he can do. Who's booked it?

1:02:56 > 1:02:58Don't matter, does it? It's booked.

1:03:01 > 1:03:05I know there's been some trouble but it's not your fault your mum had an affair with your dad.

1:03:05 > 1:03:08I'll always think of you as a sister, Abi Branning.

1:03:08 > 1:03:10Are you sure you don't mind?

1:03:10 > 1:03:12No, of course not.

1:03:12 > 1:03:15When Jodie asked I said I wouldn't have it any other way.

1:03:15 > 1:03:17KNOCK ON DOOR I'll get that.

1:03:17 > 1:03:20Oh, Jodie, you haven't got a third?

1:03:20 > 1:03:23No, don't be silly. Two plus George as a pageboy.

1:03:23 > 1:03:25I know there's limits.

1:03:25 > 1:03:29Sorry. Mum said Abi was here. Oi, I ain't your personal servant.

1:03:29 > 1:03:31You fell in at two, passed out with the grill on

1:03:31 > 1:03:35and set the fire alarm off. Pardon me if I'm not with it today.

1:03:39 > 1:03:41Oh, we can't afford three, can we?

1:03:41 > 1:03:44I'll go without a car? I'll walk to the church?

1:03:44 > 1:03:46- Go on then, I won't have you going without.- You sure?

1:03:46 > 1:03:49- Yeah, are you sure?- Yeah.

1:03:58 > 1:04:01- I could hardly say no, could I? - Whatever you can raise, I'll match.

1:04:01 > 1:04:05- No offence, but you're as skint as me.- Just let me worry about that.

1:04:05 > 1:04:07Lauren, you've been like a sister to me.

1:04:07 > 1:04:10Not a sister I'd borrow clothes off, or copy, or talk to.

1:04:10 > 1:04:12But a sister nevertheless.

1:04:12 > 1:04:17My gorgeous bridesmaid number three.

1:04:17 > 1:04:19Oh, very pretty!

1:04:24 > 1:04:27One, two, three, four, five...

1:04:27 > 1:04:33- Aaah!- Cheating!- Seven, eight... - That's it!- Here you are.

1:04:33 > 1:04:36What? No, you're not supposed to put sugar on yet.

1:04:36 > 1:04:38- No, I do.- No...

1:04:38 > 1:04:40KNOCK ON DOOR Just have some sugar.

1:04:42 > 1:04:44Hiya.

1:04:44 > 1:04:45- You lunatic!- Aaargh!

1:04:45 > 1:04:47Come in!

1:04:49 > 1:04:54- Ian, you've got a bit of something...- I'm the nanny.

1:04:55 > 1:05:00Ian, you appear to have forgotten to pick up your son.

1:05:00 > 1:05:02Ooh, Ian you've got a little mini-me!

1:05:02 > 1:05:07- Yes, that's Bobby! - Oh, hun, your dad's really sorry.

1:05:07 > 1:05:10I mean, look at his face.

1:05:12 > 1:05:14- Hello?- Well, just call him back.

1:05:14 > 1:05:17Call him back and see how much he wants.

1:05:17 > 1:05:20Oh, hang on a minute, Ty. Just a sec.

1:05:20 > 1:05:23You know you said you wouldn't turn away a damsel in distress?

1:05:23 > 1:05:26Well, I've lost an earring down Jodie's sink.

1:05:26 > 1:05:28How could I sleep?

1:05:28 > 1:05:31Ty, drop what you're doing for five minutes.

1:05:31 > 1:05:34There's a damsel in distress needs you.

1:05:34 > 1:05:37Just get round to Jodie's.

1:05:37 > 1:05:39You've got your wish, Phil.

1:05:39 > 1:05:42The only business partner that can actually count is here.

1:05:42 > 1:05:46Why aren't you moving me into my house?

1:05:46 > 1:05:51- They're working for me now. - Phil's paying us. Properly. - Yeah. Sorry Janine.

1:05:51 > 1:05:53Why you saying sorry? We ain't her slaves.

1:05:53 > 1:05:56Geez, you try and do the poverty stricken a favour.

1:05:56 > 1:05:59Fine, Billy, forty quid.

1:05:59 > 1:06:01Not a chance.

1:06:03 > 1:06:09And I will make you Executive Director of Operations.

1:06:09 > 1:06:13I'm going to need somebody to manage my property portfolio.

1:06:13 > 1:06:16Package includes petrol allowance.

1:06:16 > 1:06:19Really!

1:06:19 > 1:06:22You better get a car for that petrol allowance.

1:06:22 > 1:06:24Yeah. I'm sorry about this Phil.

1:06:24 > 1:06:26There's something I've got to do first.

1:06:26 > 1:06:29I'll be five minutes. Come on Lo, go. Go.

1:06:29 > 1:06:32- Sorry mate.- You're such a mug. Give us that.

1:06:32 > 1:06:35I'm just going to go and check the petty cash.

1:06:37 > 1:06:40You can stay in there until every bottle is counted.

1:06:40 > 1:06:42Oi! Phil, you can't...!

1:06:45 > 1:06:51Kat and Alfie would like Shenice to get into Walford Primary.

1:06:51 > 1:06:53Dig in, Jean. Munchkin.

1:06:53 > 1:06:57Cos you know the Head, we thought that maybe you could have a word with him?

1:06:57 > 1:07:01- Did I tell you I trained at the same place as super-nanny?- The council could stick her anywhere.

1:07:01 > 1:07:04She could be miles away with gangs and knives.

1:07:04 > 1:07:08We ran up and down them mountains like the nuns out of the Sound of Music.

1:07:08 > 1:07:12And Shenice has got friends at Walford Primary, Bobby and Tiffany Butcher.

1:07:12 > 1:07:16- And you'd like Shenice to go to your school wouldn't you, Bobby?- Yeah.

1:07:16 > 1:07:19I used to be a nun.

1:07:19 > 1:07:21You see, the thing is, we just want her settled

1:07:21 > 1:07:25in a nice school with some nice friends.

1:07:25 > 1:07:30Jean, it's fine, OK. Just tell Alfie that I will see what strings I can pull.

1:07:32 > 1:07:35Thank you, Ian. Thank you very much.

1:07:35 > 1:07:36You haven't touched your pancakes.

1:07:36 > 1:07:40No, I'm quite full with your porky pies, thank you.

1:07:41 > 1:07:43Oooh!

1:07:45 > 1:07:48You know, that sounds really important.

1:07:48 > 1:07:52You should go round there and see that Head right now,

1:07:52 > 1:07:54you know, talk to him, face to face.

1:08:15 > 1:08:17There was this very strange girl there,

1:08:17 > 1:08:20but anyway, Ian's agreed to talk to the Head. Kat?

1:08:20 > 1:08:24- Right, yeah. - Everything is all right, isn't it?

1:08:24 > 1:08:25Yeah, course.

1:08:28 > 1:08:30Your booking. The 13th.

1:08:30 > 1:08:32Yeah, Jay and his mates. What about it?

1:08:32 > 1:08:35- It's double booked. There's your deposit.- Cancel the other thing. - Can't.

1:08:35 > 1:08:38Well, then I'll be there on the 13th.

1:08:38 > 1:08:41- £100, by way of an apology? - GLASS SMASHES

1:08:41 > 1:08:44No. That better not be what it sounds like.

1:08:44 > 1:08:47I will smash every one if I have to.

1:08:47 > 1:08:50- Phil? Come on, take the money, will you? - GLASS SMASHES

1:08:50 > 1:08:53Say "pretty please", Mickey, yeah?

1:08:54 > 1:08:57- Pretty please. - GLASS SMASHES

1:08:57 > 1:08:5913th's yours.

1:08:59 > 1:09:01And it's Michael.

1:09:03 > 1:09:05You're paying for that.

1:09:05 > 1:09:10Well, it's a good job I'm rich. What do I care?

1:09:16 > 1:09:19Have you seen my phone?

1:09:19 > 1:09:26- I bet that Jean nicked it.- It's got all my business numbers on it.

1:09:26 > 1:09:30Oh, no(!) What are you going to do without the frozen chips hotline?

1:09:30 > 1:09:33I've got to phone the Head for Alfie, haven't I?

1:09:33 > 1:09:36Bobby, you seen my phone?

1:09:36 > 1:09:43Here, has your daughter still got any bits upstairs?

1:09:43 > 1:09:45Why?

1:09:49 > 1:09:51Bridesmaids for life!

1:09:53 > 1:09:56Maybe I should learn some skiffle moves for the concert.

1:09:56 > 1:10:01- Cos I told Norman I knew what skiffle was.- Jean, it's a date. Just go out and enjoy yourself.

1:10:01 > 1:10:07If Billy's account's anything to go by, it's not your dance moves that I would be working on.

1:10:10 > 1:10:14Cheers, darling. What did you say to her?

1:10:14 > 1:10:19Nothing the voices in her head won't drown out.

1:10:19 > 1:10:21Poor cow.

1:10:21 > 1:10:25You've got nothing better to do than to drink in the afternoon, all alone?

1:10:25 > 1:10:28Well, I don't know, I've got a new house to move into, a club to run,

1:10:28 > 1:10:31three other properties on my books.

1:10:42 > 1:10:47Jean, what have I told you about listening to that girl? She's poison.

1:10:50 > 1:10:54Kat, I know it's none of my business and we both don't like sticky beaking

1:10:54 > 1:10:56but who was on the phone earlier?

1:10:56 > 1:10:59No-one.

1:10:59 > 1:11:02You would tell me if it was Stacey or Sean, wouldn't you?

1:11:02 > 1:11:03Course I would.

1:11:06 > 1:11:09So it was bad news?

1:11:09 > 1:11:11What was it? Shenice's mum?

1:11:13 > 1:11:15D'you know what, Jean?

1:11:15 > 1:11:18Now isn't the time for a girlie chat, all right?

1:11:28 > 1:11:31Mum. Come and join us.

1:11:34 > 1:11:39Had a bit of a result on the jobs front. So, this is from Lola.

1:11:39 > 1:11:42That's very good of you. Kids, eh?

1:11:42 > 1:11:47Yeah. I know it's not much, but I'll get the rest to you as soon as I can.

1:11:49 > 1:11:52- For the kids.- Eh? No!

1:11:52 > 1:11:54How is little Janet by the way?

1:11:54 > 1:11:57She's beautiful, just beautiful. I'll see you later.

1:11:59 > 1:12:04Mum, help me budget. Kill one or keep one - Madrigals or donation for the choir?

1:12:04 > 1:12:07Uh, kill the donation, keep the madrigals.

1:12:07 > 1:12:09That's what I thought but is it evil?

1:12:09 > 1:12:13I've got to kiss goodbye to the madrigals, haven't I?

1:12:15 > 1:12:17You'll get your madrigals.

1:12:23 > 1:12:26- Ta-da! Look at that. - That's lovely, sweetheart.

1:12:26 > 1:12:31That is well good. Look, you've got Jean, there's me, you, Shenice.

1:12:31 > 1:12:33Look at Mo! Like someone's thrown custard on her head,

1:12:33 > 1:12:35like a bowl haircut, she's got.

1:12:35 > 1:12:37Anyway, I've filled in all the forms for the council.

1:12:37 > 1:12:40Ian's had a word with the head of the school, apparently he knows him,

1:12:40 > 1:12:44might pull a few strings, so it's all good and it's all happening.

1:12:47 > 1:12:52Why don't you go downstairs to Auntie Jean and give her a hand with her skiffle dancing?

1:12:52 > 1:12:55- OK.- Good girl. Be good down there, all right?

1:12:59 > 1:13:02Kat, sweetheart. There's nothing to be scared of.

1:13:02 > 1:13:04Martina wants us to have her, all right?

1:13:04 > 1:13:07- Kat?- Right.

1:13:07 > 1:13:10I got a call today.

1:13:10 > 1:13:14- Martina, I knew it. - No, listen to me.- I knew it. - It wasn't her, listen...

1:13:14 > 1:13:17Why do I listen to that woman, she's so flaky. That woman would change her mind on a sixpence...

1:13:17 > 1:13:19No, you got to listen. It wasn't Martina.

1:13:19 > 1:13:22What are you trying to do to me? I was going to have a heart attack then.

1:13:22 > 1:13:24Thought I was going to have to send her in the post.

1:13:24 > 1:13:26I've got to show you this bag I've bought her.

1:13:26 > 1:13:27Cos once she starts school,

1:13:27 > 1:13:30she's going to have loads of friends so I bought her something.

1:13:30 > 1:13:34You've got the Walford Primary School, but you kind of get that with the school, but this one,

1:13:34 > 1:13:36it's none of your old tat. I didn't get this in the market.

1:13:36 > 1:13:41This is proper, cos all her mates have probably got the same thing. Kat?

1:13:41 > 1:13:44Cheers, mate! Wooh!

1:13:46 > 1:13:51- Made a sale!- How much?- 2K. - It's going to take more than a 2% commission on that.

1:13:51 > 1:13:54Look, I'm going above and beyond here. You need to do the same.

1:13:54 > 1:13:56I've had enough of this. Do you know how hard I'm working?

1:13:56 > 1:14:01- I don't need you to question how much I'm grafting for Jodie.- You've been a liability since day one.

1:14:01 > 1:14:06- Max always said you were useless. - Nah, me and Max, we were partners, we bounced off each other.

1:14:06 > 1:14:08Oh, wise up, Darren. The only reason he kept you on

1:14:08 > 1:14:10is because you were marrying my daughter.

1:14:10 > 1:14:15You'd still be working down that curry house if I hadn't made him feel sorry for you. Up your game!

1:14:23 > 1:14:26The 13th? Michael, that's not even two weeks away!

1:14:26 > 1:14:30Ah, you'll be all right. Start training now and you'll be fine.

1:14:30 > 1:14:33I mean, I don't think I'm ready to give up curries.

1:14:33 > 1:14:35That famous Ali quote.

1:14:35 > 1:14:38Seriously, mate. I'm not ready for a proper fight.

1:14:38 > 1:14:41Big Andy says different. You wiped the floor with him.

1:14:41 > 1:14:43Yeah, I mean, that was just sparring.

1:14:43 > 1:14:47Listen to yourself, Tyler, you sound like an old woman.

1:14:47 > 1:14:49No, worse, you sound like a no mark.

1:14:49 > 1:14:52Come on, you've got to seize the chance, make something of yourself.

1:14:52 > 1:14:58- Otherwise, you're going to be lugging tat around for the rest of your life.- OK.

1:14:58 > 1:15:02- OK, 13th it is.- Good man. That's what I like. Well done.

1:15:02 > 1:15:05And I tell you what. Tonight, I'll take you out, my treat.

1:15:05 > 1:15:09- We'll get bang on it, before the health kick.- I'm on it. Quality.

1:15:09 > 1:15:11- Good lad.- See you later, Michael. - See ya.

1:15:19 > 1:15:22So, everything you ever dreamed of?

1:15:22 > 1:15:25Yeah. And more.

1:15:25 > 1:15:27Must have been a shock, yeah?

1:15:27 > 1:15:30Ryan going?

1:15:30 > 1:15:35Don't beat yourself up though. He probably got spooked cos of that drugs raid in the Vic.

1:15:35 > 1:15:37Look, I don't know who do you think you're talking to,

1:15:37 > 1:15:43- but I am your boss and I'm not your friend.- Right.

1:15:43 > 1:15:45OK, well I'll see you tomorrow then.

1:16:07 > 1:16:12- So, you managed to shift the P Reg! - Yeah.- You legend. How much?

1:16:12 > 1:16:18- 1,500.- Well, yeah, 18 would have been good.

1:16:18 > 1:16:22But anyways, better than a kick in the teeth, ain't it. Go on, get yourself off.

1:16:28 > 1:16:33- You enjoy it.- Enjoy indeed. Here you go, Trace, I'll get that. Keep the change.

1:16:33 > 1:16:36That is your last pint till we're celebrating on the 13th, yeah?

1:16:36 > 1:16:40- What's happening on the 13th then? - All right, how's it going?

1:16:40 > 1:16:42- Didn't know you were coming. - Course he's coming.

1:16:42 > 1:16:48- He's Fun Time Ant, ain't he? - So? What's happening 13th, then? Unlucky day for some day, eh?

1:16:48 > 1:16:52Anthony, Tyler, come and give your dad a hand.

1:17:05 > 1:17:09I'm starving. Let's all go out for a curry.

1:17:09 > 1:17:11No, let's stay in.

1:17:11 > 1:17:15- Look, we're having fun. - Well, just give me some money and I'll go and get us one.

1:17:20 > 1:17:22PHONE RINGS

1:17:42 > 1:17:44That better not be ruined.

1:17:44 > 1:17:48Oh, come on, you were going to pay me for a lap dance last night.

1:17:48 > 1:17:51I'm sure you can afford another phone from 1997.

1:17:53 > 1:17:56Why is she wearing Lucy's clothes?

1:17:57 > 1:17:59And what's a lap dance?

1:17:59 > 1:18:05Um...It's where old men pay girls to dance

1:18:05 > 1:18:08to the national anthem of Lapland.

1:18:08 > 1:18:11- Mandy!- I'm trying to help you out, here.

1:18:13 > 1:18:15It's not my fault you went to a strip club.

1:18:19 > 1:18:22It's not funny, all right. That is my son.

1:18:22 > 1:18:27No! It's your face. I can't believe you haven't noticed yet?

1:18:36 > 1:18:37- Out!- What? Ian!- Get out!

1:18:37 > 1:18:41Take a joke. Ian! I've nowhere to go.

1:18:54 > 1:18:57- I'm staying! I'm staying! - Yes. Ian Beale. Total legend.

1:18:57 > 1:18:59- I hate school.- That's my girl.

1:18:59 > 1:19:02Don't go talking like that at the interview. You're not in yet.

1:19:02 > 1:19:07- Exactly.- Shenice! Get off that bed, yeah?

1:19:07 > 1:19:09I'll leave you to it.

1:19:09 > 1:19:13Shenice sweetheart, just keep an eye on Tommy for me, will you?

1:19:16 > 1:19:20Oi, oi, what's all that about? Shouting at Shenice like that?

1:19:20 > 1:19:22Hold on, is this about the phone call earlier.

1:19:22 > 1:19:24This is moving too fast for me, all right.

1:19:24 > 1:19:27I did not agree to her staying here.

1:19:28 > 1:19:30Why do you put up with Janine?

1:19:30 > 1:19:32Her ex has just left town.

1:19:32 > 1:19:34So just be nice to her, all right?

1:19:40 > 1:19:43Lo? Lola!

1:19:43 > 1:19:46- Is this yours? - Oh, Michael, thank you.

1:19:46 > 1:19:50Oi, give me my old job back and I won't tell anyone about your little sleepover.

1:19:50 > 1:19:54- I said it's not what it looked like. - Looked like you'd had a hooker over.

1:19:54 > 1:19:57No-one's going to want to buy fish and chips off a bloke like that.

1:19:57 > 1:20:01- Fine. Keep your job. - Good. I'll see you tomorrow then.

1:20:08 > 1:20:12- Ty? R&R, let's go. - Woah, woah, hang on, they're just having a drink with their old dad.

1:20:12 > 1:20:15Why? Do you want to go celebrate something?

1:20:15 > 1:20:17- Just drop it, Ant.- What?

1:20:17 > 1:20:18Tyler, Anthony. Come on, let's go!

1:20:18 > 1:20:22Dad spent his entire weekend working.

1:20:22 > 1:20:24I'm sure he wants peace and quiet. Where were you again?

1:20:24 > 1:20:29Antiques fair. Same as every year. Go on, off you go.

1:20:29 > 1:20:31I'm not staying anyway.

1:20:31 > 1:20:34I'm going back to the Emporium. You have a good time.

1:20:34 > 1:20:37- Cheers, Dad.- Catch you in a bit. Call you later, yeah?

1:20:38 > 1:20:40Yes, darling, what can I get you?

1:20:40 > 1:20:44Excuse me sweetheart. Listen Kat, that girl doesn't have a place to call home.

1:20:44 > 1:20:48Look at me when I'm talking. She's staying, so you might want to get used to the idea.

1:20:48 > 1:20:50Yeah, do what you want. G&T, yeah?

1:20:50 > 1:20:52Bridesmaids for life!

1:20:53 > 1:20:58I know you're keeping something from Dad. So tell me now or I'll tell Dad you're up to something,

1:20:58 > 1:21:00then he'll get it out of you.

1:21:00 > 1:21:03- I've got a fight!- What fight?

1:21:03 > 1:21:05All right, OK, OK!

1:21:12 > 1:21:16- Darren! Where'd you get it? - It's my commission, ain't it? You know, I'm the exec salesman.

1:21:16 > 1:21:20Just don't want you to worry about the budget, Jode.

1:21:25 > 1:21:28Ooh, 1978 Bally game.

1:21:28 > 1:21:30Looks like a factory original.

1:21:30 > 1:21:33Love antiques.

1:21:33 > 1:21:36- Ah, you found the missing one then? - Oh, yeah. Thank you.

1:21:44 > 1:21:48Big Andy was different. That was a licensed amateur fight.

1:21:48 > 1:21:51I mean, head gear. Gloves. The lot.

1:21:51 > 1:21:54Unlicensed doesn't mean the rules go out the window.

1:21:54 > 1:21:57I mean, they're not illegal. They've got doctors there, boxing gloves.

1:21:57 > 1:22:01Then why the secrecy?

1:22:01 > 1:22:02If Dad had his way,

1:22:02 > 1:22:05Tyler would be wrapped in cotton wool till he was 50.

1:22:05 > 1:22:11- Listen to me. He's not to know. - Please, Ty, stop deluding yourself.

1:22:11 > 1:22:14It's like being out with someone's granny.

1:22:14 > 1:22:16Hold on, don't talk to him like that!

1:22:17 > 1:22:21Less than two weeks away from the fight. You haven't got a prayer.

1:22:31 > 1:22:36- Go home. I've had enough of you for one day.- I'm working. - You ain't wanted!

1:22:44 > 1:22:47FIRE ALARM RINGS

1:22:47 > 1:22:49It's a false alarm, everyone, false alarm!

1:22:49 > 1:22:52It's a false alarm!

1:22:52 > 1:22:55- I knew I could smell smoke, Jodie. - I knew I could smell smoke, Poppy.

1:22:55 > 1:22:59- Whoops! Are you just going to take it?- You think I'd let you raise my blood pressure, eh?

1:22:59 > 1:23:02Call yourself a business women? You're a joke.

1:23:02 > 1:23:05- What?- Can't do the fight, mate. Too much hassle.

1:23:18 > 1:23:22- Are you skiving tomorrow too?- No.

1:23:26 > 1:23:30Is Mandy coming back? She's funny.

1:23:32 > 1:23:34No.

1:23:45 > 1:23:49Please don't burn alive. You're going to be so missed.

1:23:49 > 1:23:52- Poor Janine has had a bad day. - According to who?

1:23:52 > 1:23:54All of your mates?

1:23:54 > 1:23:58I know, shall we ask Michael's imaginary friends what they think?

1:23:58 > 1:24:00Oh, no, they can't speak.

1:24:00 > 1:24:05That's because they only exist in your twisted mind.

1:24:05 > 1:24:07Chuck me out then. I don't care.

1:24:28 > 1:24:30Hello, Doctor Khan? It's Kat Moon.

1:24:30 > 1:24:36Listen, I'm sorry for hanging up on you.

1:24:36 > 1:24:39I just don't understand how the blood test can be positive.

1:24:43 > 1:24:45How can I be pregnant?

1:24:57 > 1:25:00- KNOCKING - Hurry up, Jean! I'm bursting.

1:25:11 > 1:25:14Sorry. Last-minute practice.

1:25:14 > 1:25:16- Two left feet, me. - It's a date, Jean,

1:25:16 > 1:25:18not Strictly Come Dancing.

1:25:18 > 1:25:20Shenice...!

1:25:23 > 1:25:28No, Poppy, you can't. Cos Gaynor's away and... I've got to be somewhere.

1:25:30 > 1:25:34Right, well - I'm sorry about your headache, but sometimes you've just got to soldier on.

1:25:34 > 1:25:40Keep the noise down... Some of us were handing out food parcels till half two.

1:25:40 > 1:25:43Mum been snoring again, has she?

1:25:43 > 1:25:45Not exactly.

1:25:45 > 1:25:48Rainie...?

1:25:49 > 1:25:51SCREAMING

1:25:54 > 1:25:57- Mmm, some lunch box.- Eh?

1:25:58 > 1:26:02I'm your Executive Director of Operations. I've got to look the part.

1:26:02 > 1:26:04Since when could you afford a briefcase?

1:26:04 > 1:26:08- Bought it off Beale. - Oh, well, I hope you've had that disinfected. Slimy toad.

1:26:08 > 1:26:12That reminds me. Can you ring the estate agent and tell him I won't make the ten o'clock?

1:26:12 > 1:26:14How come?

1:26:14 > 1:26:17All play and no work makes Janine a very naughty girl.

1:26:17 > 1:26:21- All right, Bill?- Michael.

1:26:21 > 1:26:23All right?

1:26:24 > 1:26:25Shoes, anyone?

1:26:25 > 1:26:27Ah, there we go.

1:26:27 > 1:26:30- I'd best be off.- See ya.- See ya.

1:26:30 > 1:26:32Last night's a bit of a blur, to be fair.

1:26:36 > 1:26:39Oh, yeah? Expecting an encore, were we?

1:26:40 > 1:26:42Erm, a refund, more like.

1:26:42 > 1:26:46Now, if you don't mind, I've got an empire to run.

1:26:46 > 1:26:50If you're as much of a pushover in business as you were last night, you'll be broke in no time.

1:26:54 > 1:26:59- It's only for one night. - My bed's next to yours. I could've been violated.

1:26:59 > 1:27:01He's homeless, not desperate.

1:27:02 > 1:27:04Rainie!

1:27:04 > 1:27:08You don't know him from Adam! I mean, I've got my kids in this house...

1:27:08 > 1:27:11- Oh, you care about us now(!) - Give him a break, OK?

1:27:11 > 1:27:16Geoff lost his wife, his business is down the pan. There but for the grace of God...

1:27:16 > 1:27:20I knew HE'D get a mention. It's been all of five minutes.

1:27:20 > 1:27:23I don't suppose there's a chance of a brew?

1:27:26 > 1:27:29Got it in one, sunshine.

1:27:29 > 1:27:30Mum!

1:27:33 > 1:27:37- Hope you're proud of yourself. - Park your horse, Rainie.

1:27:37 > 1:27:39This born-again nonsense is getting right up my nostril.

1:27:39 > 1:27:44- I'm doing something worthwhile with my life!- Makes a change from getting off your face.

1:27:44 > 1:27:45I told you. That was just a blip!

1:27:45 > 1:27:47- Till the next time. - Will you just give it a rest?

1:27:47 > 1:27:51There won't be a next time. I've seen where I've been going wrong all these years -

1:27:51 > 1:27:55- happiness is about helping other people.- Yeah?

1:27:55 > 1:27:59Well, perhaps you'd like to help us, and pay your way?

1:27:59 > 1:28:02Only, the Lord's a bit tight when it comes to the gas bill.

1:28:06 > 1:28:10- Right, I'll get a job then.- That's a miracle we'd ALL like to see.

1:28:17 > 1:28:21- Kat, how do you want your eggs? - I'm not hungry.

1:28:22 > 1:28:24Look...let's not fight today.

1:28:24 > 1:28:27- I'm not fighting.- All Shenice wants is a bit of stability.

1:28:27 > 1:28:30There's more than enough love to go round.

1:28:30 > 1:28:33- You reckon?- Yes. Kat, you've got the biggest heart in Walford.

1:28:33 > 1:28:36Listen, why don't we ask Tracey to do the double?

1:28:36 > 1:28:40- Why?- So we can go with Shenice down to Walford Primary, meet the headmaster,

1:28:40 > 1:28:45- and after that we'll all go out, like the Moons on tour. - No, I can't. I, erm...

1:28:45 > 1:28:48I promised Jean I would help her choose an outfit.

1:28:51 > 1:28:55So, Jean, eh? Tonight's the big night, is it?

1:28:55 > 1:28:57It's just a night out to see a skiffle band.

1:28:57 > 1:29:01I tell you what I'll do, right. If you want, I'll sit down with Norman, man to man.

1:29:01 > 1:29:06I'll have the talk with him - so he doesn't take advantage, eh?

1:29:06 > 1:29:10Erm...would you get those photos printed? Cos I promised Norman I'd show them to him.

1:29:10 > 1:29:13Yeah, course. And I'll get one printed for his wallet.

1:29:13 > 1:29:15Oh... What are you like?!

1:29:16 > 1:29:18At least we've got ONE happy face.

1:29:21 > 1:29:25- How long's it been on the market...? - Oi!

1:29:25 > 1:29:28Beer lines need changing.

1:29:28 > 1:29:30I'm your business partner, Phil, not your lackey.

1:29:30 > 1:29:34You're a liability. Sooner you sell out to me, the better.

1:29:37 > 1:29:40- Alfie?- Yes, darling? - Is Kat coming out with us?

1:29:40 > 1:29:44No, Shenice, she's not coming out, she's really busy, all right?

1:29:49 > 1:29:54Shenice... Listen, I'll tell you what, me and you later, we'll go to the West End, we'll have a laugh.

1:29:56 > 1:30:02- Will you just pop into my bedroom, see if Tommy's dummy's in there somewhere, darling?- OK...

1:30:14 > 1:30:17- Shenice, you found it yet? - No. Still looking.

1:30:20 > 1:30:22Got it.

1:30:28 > 1:30:32Pinball machine? OK, that's quite good. Well done. Did he fall for it?

1:30:33 > 1:30:36Yeah... That's nice work, Vanessa, well done.

1:30:36 > 1:30:41- (Aren't you a clever girl?) - See you later, all right...?

1:30:44 > 1:30:47- So...where's this gym of yours then? - Yeah - sorry, miles away, Duncan.

1:30:47 > 1:30:49It's just down here. I'll show you.

1:30:49 > 1:30:52Thank you...

1:30:52 > 1:30:56It's just been a long while since I've had a date. The last one would have been Ted.

1:30:56 > 1:30:59- Ted?- Yeah. Ages ago.

1:30:59 > 1:31:02I scared him off.

1:31:02 > 1:31:06People are funny about that sort of thing. My...problems.

1:31:06 > 1:31:08- You're all right now, ain't ya? - Yeah.

1:31:08 > 1:31:12I think I ought to tell Norman up front. You know - save any misunderstanding.

1:31:12 > 1:31:14Jean, what the eye don't see...

1:31:14 > 1:31:16Honesty is the best policy.

1:31:17 > 1:31:19Yeah, I'll take your word for that.

1:31:21 > 1:31:24This it? The back room in some flea market?

1:31:24 > 1:31:27- It's an antiques emporium. - No, gym's round the corner.

1:31:27 > 1:31:30- My brothers didn't fancy the fight game.- Don't wind him up!

1:31:30 > 1:31:33He'll be all right. Didn't fancy peeling him off the canvas anyway.

1:31:33 > 1:31:38- I'll er...go tape up.- See you later.

1:31:38 > 1:31:39Do a left, you can't miss it.

1:31:41 > 1:31:43Who's that?

1:31:43 > 1:31:45That...is my ticket to the big time.

1:31:45 > 1:31:49Duncan Wilkins. 16. Junior ABA champion.

1:31:49 > 1:31:51Sharp as a tack.

1:31:51 > 1:31:53What sort of name's Duncan for a boxer?

1:31:53 > 1:31:56Yeah. And in the blue corner - Duncan "The Accountant" Wilkins!

1:31:56 > 1:31:59Few more of them, we'll be nudging the big time.

1:31:59 > 1:32:03- Next stop, Las Vegas, eh? - Anyway, what you doing tonight? Fancy a few pints?

1:32:03 > 1:32:05Me and Carol have got plans.

1:32:05 > 1:32:09- Come on, when was the last time we had a drink as a family? - Another time.

1:32:09 > 1:32:14- I think our old man's a bit worried we're going to show him up. - We're all house trained.

1:32:14 > 1:32:17Well, two out of three ain't bad.

1:32:17 > 1:32:20All right, all right. Anything to shut you up.

1:32:20 > 1:32:22Good man, good man.

1:32:26 > 1:32:30Here you are, skiver. I just dropped by the salon, Poppy's doing her nut.

1:32:30 > 1:32:34- Well, she'll have to learn to cope without me. - You know what you need? A manager.

1:32:34 > 1:32:38What, after the last time? Computer says no, Rai.

1:32:38 > 1:32:40Thanks for your support(!)

1:32:41 > 1:32:45- Job...?- Sorry.

1:32:45 > 1:32:47What is that smell?

1:32:47 > 1:32:48Vinegar. Want one?

1:32:50 > 1:32:54- You're going to make me hurl. - Kat...?

1:32:57 > 1:33:00Leroy?

1:33:00 > 1:33:01Michael Moon.

1:33:01 > 1:33:04Ha-ha! Yeah.

1:33:04 > 1:33:07Yeah, I'm all right, yeah. Listen, I've got a funny one for you.

1:33:07 > 1:33:11How quickly can you do me a personalised boxing robe?

1:33:13 > 1:33:15Kat...

1:33:15 > 1:33:17What's with the vinegar?

1:33:21 > 1:33:25I may be speaking out of turn here.

1:33:25 > 1:33:27I'm just going to say it.

1:33:28 > 1:33:30Are you pregnant?

1:33:30 > 1:33:31Do me a favour!

1:33:36 > 1:33:39I had to get blood tests done just to make sure.

1:33:39 > 1:33:43Oh, Kat! That is so exciting!

1:33:43 > 1:33:45Alfie must be thrilled.

1:33:48 > 1:33:49You haven't told him?

1:33:52 > 1:33:54No. And neither should you.

1:34:01 > 1:34:06- Oh, hello! - Oh, going for the glam rock look?

1:34:06 > 1:34:08Always a winner.

1:34:08 > 1:34:11Kitchen's covered in it, thanks to Tiff. Roll on the start of term.

1:34:11 > 1:34:15- You might have a budding Picasso on your hands. - CLATTER

1:34:15 > 1:34:18- Or not.- Can I get you a drink?

1:34:18 > 1:34:21No. No. It's about tonight. Change of plan.

1:34:21 > 1:34:23Oh, better offer?

1:34:23 > 1:34:25My boys have asked us out for a drink.

1:34:25 > 1:34:27Us?

1:34:27 > 1:34:31I mean, I'll understand if it's not your idea of a fun night out.

1:34:31 > 1:34:33No... Why not? More the merrier.

1:34:33 > 1:34:36- I'll see you later.- Yeah. See you.

1:34:46 > 1:34:49Alfie was supposed to be firing blanks!

1:34:49 > 1:34:51It only takes one, Kat.

1:34:51 > 1:34:54One little swimmer.

1:34:54 > 1:34:56You hear about it all the time.

1:34:56 > 1:35:02IVF couples who've stopped trying, suddenly, hey, presto!

1:35:02 > 1:35:03Why?

1:35:04 > 1:35:07Why us, eh? Every time we get ourselves back on track.

1:35:07 > 1:35:10What is the problem?

1:35:10 > 1:35:13Alfie is born to be a father.

1:35:13 > 1:35:16Tommy will have a little playmate.

1:35:16 > 1:35:20Honestly, you couldn't prise Stacey and Sean apart with a crow bar.

1:35:22 > 1:35:24I already had a baby.

1:35:27 > 1:35:28James wasn't yours though...

1:35:30 > 1:35:33Yeah, but in my head, he was.

1:35:33 > 1:35:34In my heart.

1:35:37 > 1:35:39I can't change how I feel...

1:35:42 > 1:35:44I don't think I can go through it again.

1:35:46 > 1:35:48Well, I think you can.

1:35:50 > 1:35:53I KNOW you can.

1:35:53 > 1:35:54How?

1:35:56 > 1:35:57Well, you love Alfie.

1:35:57 > 1:35:59Alfie loves you.

1:36:00 > 1:36:04- Is that it?- What more do you need?

1:36:13 > 1:36:15Cheers, mate.

1:36:35 > 1:36:36Jessop...

1:36:53 > 1:36:56- Mrs Jessop.- That was good timing. - Do come through.

1:37:02 > 1:37:05Ah, Michael. Was, er...was this you?

1:37:05 > 1:37:09Sorry, mate. Forgot to cancel the order. Was meant to be a surprise.

1:37:10 > 1:37:13Titan. Nice touch.

1:37:13 > 1:37:15Yeah. Did have a nice ring to it, I must admit.

1:37:15 > 1:37:19Better than Duncan "The Accountant" Wilkins, eh?

1:37:21 > 1:37:22Erm...?

1:37:24 > 1:37:26Keep it.

1:37:26 > 1:37:27Keep it. Memento.

1:37:36 > 1:37:41These two yours? Of course they are. Why would you have a picture of someone else's kids on your desk?!

1:37:41 > 1:37:45Mind you, it could be your niece or nephew, couldn't it, actually? Cute.

1:37:45 > 1:37:46Mrs Jessop...

1:37:46 > 1:37:49Perhaps we should discuss the extent of your cancer.

1:37:51 > 1:37:54- Is it serious?- I'm afraid it is.

1:37:54 > 1:37:59But with the right treatment, I think we can be optimistic.

1:38:02 > 1:38:06This small patch of light? That's the cancer.

1:38:06 > 1:38:10It's actually less than two-and-a-half centimetres.

1:38:14 > 1:38:15Mrs Jessop?

1:38:16 > 1:38:19- Sorry.- I appreciate there's a lot to take in.

1:38:19 > 1:38:21I'm fine. It's fine.

1:38:21 > 1:38:25The good news is, it's early.

1:38:25 > 1:38:28A stage 1B1 tumour. Like I said, it's small.

1:38:28 > 1:38:30Ideal for surgery.

1:38:30 > 1:38:32Right, and that's...good news?

1:38:32 > 1:38:35Yes. As far as cervical cancer is concerned.

1:38:35 > 1:38:37The majority are cured with treatment.

1:38:37 > 1:38:42But there's a small chance the disease may have spread to the lymph nodes in the pelvis.

1:38:42 > 1:38:45- Right.- About one in seven.

1:38:45 > 1:38:49I recommend we perform a keyhole procedure,

1:38:49 > 1:38:52assess the lymph nodes.

1:38:52 > 1:38:56If they're negative, we'd want to proceed to a hysterectomy.

1:38:58 > 1:39:00A hysterectomy?

1:39:01 > 1:39:04That was an "if", that's not a done deal, is it?

1:39:04 > 1:39:07No.

1:39:07 > 1:39:10If there's any evidence of spread to the lymph nodes

1:39:10 > 1:39:15we would advise not having the procedure, but going straight to radiotherapy with chemotherapy.

1:39:19 > 1:39:22Am I going to be OK?

1:39:22 > 1:39:27The majority of women do survive cervical cancer

1:39:27 > 1:39:30and we are going to give you the best possible care.

1:39:32 > 1:39:36I'd like to book you in for the laparoscopy for two weeks' time,

1:39:36 > 1:39:39with a view to performing the hysterectomy the following week.

1:39:42 > 1:39:45Your husband... He couldn't make it today?

1:39:47 > 1:39:51- We're...not together.- Well, then, your family? Do they know?

1:39:55 > 1:39:57I don't...

1:39:57 > 1:39:59I don't know...

1:40:00 > 1:40:04"Have you tidied your room yet? And by the way, I've got cancer"...

1:40:04 > 1:40:07I'm sure they'll do everything in their power to support you.

1:40:14 > 1:40:17- IN HYSTERICS:- You'll love this one...

1:40:17 > 1:40:22An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Italian

1:40:22 > 1:40:26- are off to a fancy dress party... - DOOR SLAMS

1:40:26 > 1:40:29CORA SCREECHES WITH LAUGHTER

1:40:29 > 1:40:30Oh, do you mind if we use the telly?

1:40:30 > 1:40:32I'm entertaining my friend.

1:40:32 > 1:40:36Yeah, well, you guys can drink in the kitchen. It's my house too.

1:40:36 > 1:40:38On THOSE chairs?

1:40:38 > 1:40:39With MY back?

1:40:39 > 1:40:42Right. If that's the way you want it.

1:40:47 > 1:40:48Top up?

1:40:48 > 1:40:51What, woman, are you trying to get me drunk?

1:40:51 > 1:40:54Whatever gave you that idea(?)

1:40:54 > 1:40:56HE LAUGHS

1:40:56 > 1:40:59MUSIC BLARES FROM UPSTAIRS

1:40:59 > 1:41:01She's a Cross, all right.

1:41:06 > 1:41:08- PAT:- Kids, tea's ready!

1:41:08 > 1:41:11- Go upstairs and wash your hands. - Go on.

1:41:16 > 1:41:19- Bit dressy for the Vic, innit? - I don't need YOU judging me as well.

1:41:19 > 1:41:22- I'm not judging you. - Eddie's boys are going to be there.

1:41:22 > 1:41:25- Ooh, a family night out, eh?- What?

1:41:25 > 1:41:28No, it's not like you have to rush out and buy a new hat.

1:41:30 > 1:41:33Seriously. Do you think he might be "the one"?

1:41:33 > 1:41:36- Is anyone "the one"? - You said David was, once.

1:41:36 > 1:41:41- Yeah, and where's your son now? Halfway round the world. - Don't dodge the question.

1:41:41 > 1:41:43Yes, he was.

1:41:43 > 1:41:48Didn't do much good though. Not that YOU approved. I've still got the bruises to prove it.

1:41:48 > 1:41:50You gave back as good as you got!

1:41:50 > 1:41:52Water under the bridge, eh?

1:41:52 > 1:41:55Exactly. You can't live in the past.

1:41:55 > 1:41:57It doesn't do anybody any good.

1:41:58 > 1:42:01Norman is a nice bloke. I mean, what have you got to lose?

1:42:01 > 1:42:04You don't "fall" for nice. You "settle" for nice.

1:42:04 > 1:42:06Well, is that such a bad thing?

1:42:06 > 1:42:08You can't beat perfection.

1:42:08 > 1:42:11Frank had style, charisma...

1:42:11 > 1:42:13Nobody could carry off a bow tie quite like him.

1:42:13 > 1:42:15Since when?

1:42:16 > 1:42:19That man stole my heart and never gave it back.

1:42:21 > 1:42:23Ugh... I'm done with all that.

1:42:24 > 1:42:28If you ask me... that's the fear talking.

1:42:28 > 1:42:29See ya.

1:42:29 > 1:42:31Come on, kids, it's cold!

1:42:33 > 1:42:38This...is a matter of life and death...

1:42:38 > 1:42:41Shhh! SHE GIGGLES

1:42:42 > 1:42:44BEEP Oooh no!

1:42:44 > 1:42:47Oh no...oh! I've done it again, you're too good for me.

1:42:47 > 1:42:49HE SIGHS

1:42:49 > 1:42:52I went to see the doctor last week, I said,

1:42:52 > 1:42:53"Doctor, I feel like a pony".

1:42:53 > 1:42:57He said, "No, Alfie, you're just a little HOARSE." HE CHUCKLES

1:42:57 > 1:43:00- It wasn't THAT bad. - I don't want to play any more.

1:43:03 > 1:43:04Shenice, sweetheart, listen,

1:43:04 > 1:43:07I know Kat can be a bit cranky, but I promise she'll come round.

1:43:07 > 1:43:09No, she won't. She doesn't want me here.

1:43:09 > 1:43:12What are you talking about? Of course she does.

1:43:13 > 1:43:15Oi... Has she said something?

1:43:15 > 1:43:19- (No.)- Oi, oi, oi, look at me.

1:43:20 > 1:43:22Has she said something?

1:43:22 > 1:43:24No.

1:43:24 > 1:43:25So what is it, then?

1:43:26 > 1:43:29I...found something.

1:43:31 > 1:43:33- You look fantastic. - Charmer.

1:43:33 > 1:43:36- I taught the old man everything he knows.- Quick lesson, then!

1:43:36 > 1:43:37Right, what can I get you?

1:43:37 > 1:43:41- I'll have a gin and tonic, please. - Who's in charge of the whip?

1:43:41 > 1:43:44- I am. Tenners in. - Oh, right. Here you are, tenner.

1:43:44 > 1:43:48- For starters.- No, no, put that away. - I'll drink you under the table.

1:43:48 > 1:43:50- That's fighting talk, that is. - Talking of which...

1:44:04 > 1:44:07- Where on earth did you get that? - Archive for East London.

1:44:07 > 1:44:10I ordered you a print.

1:44:10 > 1:44:12You did that for me?

1:44:12 > 1:44:17Memento. It's all too easy how things get forgotten otherwise.

1:44:17 > 1:44:19You always remember the glory days.

1:44:21 > 1:44:24Everyone round our way knew my name.

1:44:27 > 1:44:30Thank you, son.

1:44:30 > 1:44:33Ooh... You were a looker once.

1:44:38 > 1:44:40I'll get these.

1:44:47 > 1:44:48I tried everywhere.

1:44:49 > 1:44:52No-one'll give me the time of day. Not one.

1:44:54 > 1:44:56I'm sure you'll get a job soon.

1:44:56 > 1:44:58I asked myself,

1:44:58 > 1:45:01- "What would Jesus do?" - Carpentry course?

1:45:03 > 1:45:06"Seek and ye shall find."

1:45:09 > 1:45:10You look nice, Kat.

1:45:10 > 1:45:12Cheers.

1:45:13 > 1:45:15How's Duncan the donkey shaping up then?

1:45:15 > 1:45:19Duncan the donkey's got one thing you can't teach. Hunger.

1:45:19 > 1:45:23- Well, I only backed out to get Ant off my back, didn't I? - So what you saying?

1:45:25 > 1:45:28I want in. On the fight.

1:45:28 > 1:45:29- Forget it.- Why?

1:45:29 > 1:45:34Tyler. The punters that come to unlicensed fights. They bet big.

1:45:34 > 1:45:38- So?- So, they don't want to see some 12-round knockabout.

1:45:38 > 1:45:41One of you ain't getting up.

1:45:41 > 1:45:44- Listen, I know who the smart money's on.- No.

1:45:44 > 1:45:46Michael, please, mate. I'm your brother.

1:45:46 > 1:45:48You've seen what I can do.

1:45:51 > 1:45:53Tyler, don't do this to me.

1:45:53 > 1:45:54Please.

1:45:57 > 1:45:59Not a word to anyone.

1:45:59 > 1:46:01- You say a word to anyone... - You serious?- Yeah.

1:46:01 > 1:46:03Kat -

1:46:03 > 1:46:07- make one of them an orange juice. Titan's in training.- Get in!

1:46:15 > 1:46:18Is this what passes for recreation these days?

1:46:18 > 1:46:20Shouldn't you two be at the bingo?

1:46:22 > 1:46:27You lot think you invented a good time, don't you?

1:46:27 > 1:46:29So what do you suggest?

1:46:29 > 1:46:34Abra...cadabra!

1:46:35 > 1:46:38NOW you're talking!

1:46:38 > 1:46:40Yeah, man!

1:46:43 > 1:46:45Like mother always said.

1:46:45 > 1:46:47"Never go calling empty-handed".

1:46:47 > 1:46:51The last way I'd have described Lydia was "ladylike".

1:46:52 > 1:46:55Thanks for your message.

1:46:55 > 1:46:59- I didn't think you'd want to see me again.- Actually...

1:46:59 > 1:47:00I owe you an apology.

1:47:00 > 1:47:02No, no, no. My fault.

1:47:02 > 1:47:04I got carried away.

1:47:04 > 1:47:07- Look, Norman...- It's OK.

1:47:07 > 1:47:10I know how this tune goes.

1:47:10 > 1:47:12It's not YOU. Really, it's not.

1:47:12 > 1:47:17Listen, I would go down on bended knee right now if I thought you'd say yes...

1:47:17 > 1:47:21I've been down the aisle four times. Doesn't that tell you something?

1:47:21 > 1:47:23I'm hardly a novice.

1:47:23 > 1:47:25You just haven't met the right man yet.

1:47:27 > 1:47:29But I did, didn't I?

1:47:30 > 1:47:32Yeah...

1:47:32 > 1:47:34Yeah.

1:47:34 > 1:47:37I never could quite measure up to the old smiler.

1:47:38 > 1:47:41Frank always considered you a good friend.

1:47:43 > 1:47:44Makes two of us.

1:47:49 > 1:47:53CORA AND JAY: Three, two, one, go!

1:47:53 > 1:47:55Come on, Abi!

1:47:55 > 1:47:56Come on!

1:47:56 > 1:47:58SMASHING

1:47:58 > 1:48:00Aye, aye, aye...

1:48:00 > 1:48:03Looks like I'll be doing a few hours' overtime.

1:48:03 > 1:48:05Never liked it anyway!

1:48:05 > 1:48:09Sounds like World War III in here. You'll wake up Oscar!

1:48:09 > 1:48:13- About time we saw your face. Come on. You and me next. - You mind your back, won't you?

1:48:13 > 1:48:18- I think I like you.- Nutter! - Great to see you crack a smile.

1:48:18 > 1:48:21But first... To the winner!

1:48:21 > 1:48:23No, please. I don't feel too good.

1:48:23 > 1:48:26- FRONT DOOR SLAMS - Lightweight!

1:48:27 > 1:48:30- What is going on in here?- Sorry...

1:48:30 > 1:48:32I think I'm going to be...

1:48:32 > 1:48:34SHE VOMITS

1:48:40 > 1:48:43- What time's he here, Jean? - You know,

1:48:43 > 1:48:47it's so stuffy in here. I'll pop out for some fresh air.

1:49:00 > 1:49:03- Norman!- Sorry I'm late.

1:49:03 > 1:49:05Are you? I didn't even notice.

1:49:05 > 1:49:08You look very smart.

1:49:08 > 1:49:12Oh, thanks! Not that it makes any difference.

1:49:12 > 1:49:16- Would you like a drink?- No. I don't want any sort of payment...

1:49:16 > 1:49:19- Payment?- I'm just glad the tickets are going to a good home.

1:49:19 > 1:49:22You two enjoy yourselves.

1:49:40 > 1:49:42This...

1:49:42 > 1:49:44is this your idea of a joke?

1:49:44 > 1:49:47Either we work together or we don't. It's your call.

1:49:47 > 1:49:50Well, good luck. Shirley'll go ballistic when she finds out.

1:49:50 > 1:49:52Well, I don't have to live with her.

1:49:52 > 1:49:57- Is this all your tiny brain could come up to wind me up, eh? - Oh, I'm just warming up.

1:50:08 > 1:50:10I'm really sorry.

1:50:10 > 1:50:12Just get out. Get out, the pair of you.

1:50:14 > 1:50:15See you later, Abs.

1:50:17 > 1:50:20What? We were just having a bit of fun, that's all.

1:50:20 > 1:50:23You call plying kids with alcohol "having fun"?

1:50:23 > 1:50:25It was only a couple of shots. What's the big deal?

1:50:25 > 1:50:28What's the big deal? Go and ask Carol Jackson.

1:50:28 > 1:50:30You got up to a lot worse at Abi's age.

1:50:30 > 1:50:34And you wonder why Rainie can't take responsibility for her life.

1:50:34 > 1:50:36Oh, here we go.

1:50:36 > 1:50:40Tanya, the patron saint of martyrs.

1:50:40 > 1:50:43- Excuse me?- We let our hair down.

1:50:43 > 1:50:46We needed to, thanks to you

1:50:46 > 1:50:50hanging over the rest of us like a black cloud.

1:50:50 > 1:50:53- I don't have to listen to this... - Perhaps you should.

1:50:53 > 1:50:56Losing Greg was your fault. No-one else's.

1:50:56 > 1:51:00Take it on the chin and move on. Give us all a break.

1:51:00 > 1:51:02You've got no idea, whatsoever.

1:51:02 > 1:51:04I know we get what we deserve in life.

1:51:07 > 1:51:09Right, that is it.

1:51:09 > 1:51:11Pack your bags, Mum, and get out.

1:51:11 > 1:51:13- Mum, don't...- I mean it. Just go!

1:51:18 > 1:51:20With pleasure.

1:51:22 > 1:51:27Why do you have to make everybody's life such a misery?

1:51:37 > 1:51:39She OK?

1:51:39 > 1:51:42Yeah, yeah, early night. Lot to take in today.

1:51:42 > 1:51:46- I've got something to tell you. - Kat, we can't leave Tracey on her own, it's busy.

1:51:46 > 1:51:49- Close your eyes.- We ain't got time for this, darlin'...- Close em.

1:51:58 > 1:52:01Tommy's going to be a big brother.

1:52:05 > 1:52:06I'm pregnant.

1:52:08 > 1:52:10I know, I know!

1:52:10 > 1:52:11My head is mush,

1:52:11 > 1:52:14but I went to Dr Kahn for a blood test to be sure.

1:52:16 > 1:52:18We're going to have a baby!

1:52:21 > 1:52:22Oi, you!

1:52:23 > 1:52:24D'you hear what I just said?

1:52:26 > 1:52:27Yeah...

1:52:27 > 1:52:28Yeah.

1:52:30 > 1:52:31Well, say something.

1:52:38 > 1:52:40Who's the father, Kat?

1:52:43 > 1:52:45Or don't you know?

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