0:00:29 > 0:00:32TEXT MESSAGE TONE
0:00:39 > 0:00:41HE SIGHS
0:00:45 > 0:00:51- What's that?- This? Oh, this - this is... This is for later.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55- Hey, did you send the invites out to everyone?- Mission complete.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59- Oh, look at you two, getting on, that's what I like to see.- Indeed.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01I knew it'd work out.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Without your help, Mas, I would never have seen her for the woman
0:01:04 > 0:01:06she truly is. Huh?!
0:01:06 > 0:01:12- See, I knew you'd see sense in the end. Good.- You joker!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14THEY LAUGH
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- What was that?! - Just sharing the love.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20IMITATES HIM: "Just sharing the..."
0:01:20 > 0:01:23If Masood finds out then this is over, OK?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Now if you want to stay here, you help me with Tamwar and Ayesha, and...
0:01:26 > 0:01:30you help me make this the party of the century, do I make myself clear?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- Completely.- Good.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37HE CHUCKLES
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Now if he kicks off again...- No.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- He's just worried about the christening...- And I'm not?!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46He didn't mean it, Lola... And this time tomorrow it's all about Lexi...
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Yeah? Come on.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Ain't it bad luck to take these down early?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59I'll take my chances.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Oh, you need to have a word with Jay and Cora about tomorrow,
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- they can be godparents. - Seriously?- Yeah.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Sort it out with them, make sure they know what they're doing.
0:02:09 > 0:02:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, course. Thanks. Where's Lexi?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- She's asleep in the kitchen.- Can... - Don't wake her up though, yeah?
0:02:20 > 0:02:24So, what brought this on? Why the big turnaround?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26You know Mum, she'd only stick her oar in, wouldn't she?
0:02:26 > 0:02:33- You all right about it?- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.- Phil, it's Lexi.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36She's got a rash, she's covered in it.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- See, I told you it weren't a bad idea.- £40 game consoles to a bargain stall...
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- DOORBELL - I'll get it.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44No, it's all right, I'll get it.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- I'm popping round to Alice, see if she wants to come round later. - Mum, I can explain.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49- What?- It's about Derek.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Right, I'm coming with you.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01No, you've already had your time this week.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- It might be something serious. - Phil...- No, no, she ain't coming.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07I've already bent the rules, haven't I, and she messed up.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10From now on, it's by the book, right? Come on.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18So what, you want me to go to a party where there's no alcohol?
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- She's a friend!- She's a nightmare! - Without her, you wouldn't have this place.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Wait now, man, I thought we were all going to the Vic?- Dee!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Ray's going to be working, so what you going to do, eh?
0:03:27 > 0:03:32- Go to the Vic with the hump or are you going to come out and have some fun?- Fun? With Zainab?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34I've told AJ we're going now, so we're going.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Right, I'm going to go and sort out my outfit and I suggest you two do the same!
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- New Year's with the Masoods.- Mmmm. - It's true what they say, innit?
0:03:45 > 0:03:502012 - end of the world. Cheers.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Psst. Hey! Have you seen this?
0:03:54 > 0:04:02- Come here...- Just put them up. What are you doing?- So sweet.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- What are you up to?- Nothing.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Everything I can to make sure this party is what you want,
0:04:07 > 0:04:10'the party of the century'. Good.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14OK, come on, people! We have three - THREE hours to get ready. Hurry up!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17TAMWAR AND AYESHA CHAT AND LAUGH
0:04:23 > 0:04:26All right? All set for tonight?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28I will be once I've blown this lot up.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31You want to give those to Alfie, he's full of hot air.
0:04:31 > 0:04:36- Whereas you're just a smooth talker? - Opinion's divided on that I think.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Well, I like to make my own mind up about people.- Do you?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I'm in tonight, I'll buy you a drink.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51- What kind of rash is it?- I don't know, just a rash.- She'll be fine.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Don't forget, her godfather's looking out for her now.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Phil, just calm down for a minute?!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Hey! How stupid are you?!- Oi... - What's your problem?!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01That rash, yeah? There was me thinking I'd done something to her.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- That something was wrong with her. - What's wrong with her? - YOU! You're what's wrong with her.
0:05:05 > 0:05:10She's five months and you smothered her in that coconut cream at the salon! She had an allergic reaction.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- What?! Where is she, I want to see her.- You're going nowhere near her, you've done enough damage!
0:05:14 > 0:05:18- Yeah, well things will be different when I get her back.- IF! If you get her back.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Come on, Phil, that's a bit out of order!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Lo, it's all right, darling.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Come here, it's all right.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28It's all right.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31It's all right.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Why didn't you tell me?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39I didn't want to give you anything else to worry about.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Do all the kids know?- Well, Liam was trying to sell some of it...- What?!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44That's why I went to the Old Bill. To get it away from us.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48- And now it's gone!- What?! So Liam was trying to sell Derek's dodgy gear?!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Well, he was but I've found out and I've stopped it...
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Well, what about him and all the stuff disappearing?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57I've asked him about that. He said he never touched it.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59He swore to me he had nothing to do with it!
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Yeah, and Derek swore to me that he'd get rid of everything in the first place.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Must have thought I was a right idiot.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08LIAM'S PHONE RINGS
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Hello?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Yeah, job done - how many more we got?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Oi! Kim! Shift it!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26There's others that want to get ready here as well, you know?!
0:06:29 > 0:06:34I mean, what is she up to up there? It'll be 2014 before she emerges.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Well, I think she's planning a bit of chaos tonight.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Yeah? Well, she may not be the only one.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Mm-hm. Maybe tonight is the night, Mr Right'll be waiting for you.
0:06:46 > 0:06:51- At Zainab's?!- Mmm.- I don't think so. - I don't see why not.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54No, I'm just going out there to have a little bit of fun!
0:06:54 > 0:06:59That's if my flamin' sister gets her backside out the bath!
0:07:01 > 0:07:02- Lemons, yeah?- Please.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10- All right? - Oh, you all right, sweetheart?
0:07:10 > 0:07:13OK, so I'm just going to get a card for the Christening...
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Right, so I'll get you one as well...
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Or you can just sign mine if you want...
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- You are going?- Probably...
0:07:24 > 0:07:31- I dunno... Listen, I'll probably be on duty. I dunno.- Yes, you will.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- You will. Ian, you up for a party later?- Yeah.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36I'm going to go to the Masoods' first, but I should be in for Big Ben, yeah.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40- OK, brilliant, I'll see you later, yeah?- Yeah.
0:07:40 > 0:07:45- I think that's the point at which you should have said you'd go with her tomorrow.- Cheers.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52- What do you mean he threatened her? - He told her she wouldn't get Lexi back.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- He kicked off with everyone. - Something's not right.- Yeah him,
0:07:55 > 0:07:57why can't you see he's a bully.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00I'm not doing this now, Jack, I do not want a row.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Yeah, well, funnily enough, neither do I.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Yeah, I'm sorry.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11I know you've got a lot on your mind. With Derek and everything.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Come on, babe, I don't want to start New Year like this.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Yeah, well, neither do I. Sorry.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Well, I've got staff who's covering everything at work tonight.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25So let's go out and celebrate, yeah...
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- I'm not really a New Year's Eve party type of bloke. - Well, that was before you met me.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32I'm thinking me and you, some balloons, some fizz.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- We'll have a great time, yeah?- Yeah. - Come here.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Wow. You look beautiful.
0:08:55 > 0:09:01- Thank you...- Zee, you know...- Oh, don't you look lovely. Don't they?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03DOORBELL Our first guests.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06OK, Masood, serviettes, Tamwar, food, Ayesha, drink.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16It's not fancy dress, is it?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23MOUTHS: You..!
0:09:23 > 0:09:28- Peggy's not coming? Why not? - She just ain't.- Oh, Phil, she knows what this means to you.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32It's tomorrow, for crying out loud. She better have a damn good reason.
0:09:32 > 0:09:37I told her about you helping out and being involved.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39She texted me this, this morning.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Well, one thing about Peggy, she speaks her mind.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48I know you two don't get on... but she could have been there.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- She could have come.- Look, we're going to have a lovely day,
0:09:51 > 0:09:53we're not going to let her spoil it.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55This is supposed to be a family christening.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- You know, I got Billy and Roxy. That's great, innit.- And me.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04You've got me and I promise you, I am going nowhere.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09TEXT MESSAGE TONE
0:10:09 > 0:10:11It's Jack...
0:10:11 > 0:10:15- I better go. So we'll see you in the Vic later, yeah?- No, I don't know.
0:10:15 > 0:10:21- No! You WILL be in the Vic later or I'll come and find you. Deal?- Deal.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22See you later.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32How many more times have I got to tell you? It wasn't me!
0:10:32 > 0:10:35No, Derek spent most of his life inside, kids he never saw...
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Endless lies.....
0:10:37 > 0:10:40I watched him break my mum's heart time and time again.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Is that what you want, Liam? D'you want to break your mum's heart?
0:10:47 > 0:10:48I'm sorry, Mum.
0:10:53 > 0:10:58It's all right, it's...done now.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Swear on my life you don't know where the stuff is?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07I swear.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Hey, so how come you didn't fall for the fancy dress thing then?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23I have...
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- I've come as a Hatman. - I don't believe this.- You want some?
0:11:27 > 0:11:33- Great minds.- What are you two like? - It's a party, Dee.- Will you stop?!
0:11:33 > 0:11:38Hello. Do you have any drinks? Ayesha's made the most wonderful fruit punch.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41DOORBELL Mas, AJ, door, more guests!
0:11:41 > 0:11:43- No, thanks, I'm OK.- Yeah, me too.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- What?- Yes, well, I'd love some. Thank you.- It's lovely, you know.
0:11:46 > 0:11:51I might have made another bit of a mistake with an invite. So...
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- Hi.- Hello.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Listen, the last thing Ian needs is to be made fun of.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00- Who's making fun of him?- AJ!
0:12:02 > 0:12:09- I thought you weren't drinking. - Oh! Live long and prosper.- Something tells me that I might just need it.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12We have to get Tamwar and Ayesha alone together.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14If you come up with a good plan let me know.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16I've got a good plan, leave them be.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18DOORBELL RINGS
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Excuse me.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Happy New Year.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37Oh, well, that is just charming... She's got some front, I'll give her that.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Well, I wouldn't want to be in here if she's still about when Tanya gets back.
0:12:40 > 0:12:45Oh, I don't know, might be worth a ringside seat. Hey, you came then?
0:12:45 > 0:12:50Well, you told me I had to, besides, it's my boozer, innit.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- You don't have to be on your own, you know.- Is that right?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55You've got family just around the corner,
0:12:55 > 0:12:58they're probably too scared to come in in case you kick off again.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Just don't be too stubborn to say sorry, Phil.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08- Has that got my name on it, Jack? - Yes, all over it.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Oh, all right? - You all right?
0:13:13 > 0:13:18Yeah, yeah, just getting, you know, ready for a...mad night.
0:13:20 > 0:13:27- I've just come to be with Tommy for a little while.- Yeah, course.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Jean's upstairs with him. They're having like a New Year's Eve
0:13:30 > 0:13:34nursery party, Amy, Dennis, Lexi and Scarlett.
0:13:38 > 0:13:43- Did he have a good birthday? - Yeah, yeah, he did. He had a good birthday.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02I've never been to a party like this before.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04No, funnily enough, neither have I.
0:14:04 > 0:14:09- There's more food, I can always come back...- No, you're all right.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Happy New Year.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Happy New Year.- You all right? Aaah...
0:14:17 > 0:14:22So, you know, we don't have to stay long, you know - if you don't want.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24We could go somewhere a little bit more quiet.
0:14:24 > 0:14:29- No, no, I like it...it's different, innit?- Yeah. yeah...
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Oh, look, there's Tam. Hello.
0:14:34 > 0:14:39- Not staying?- Er... No, there's only so much fun a girl can have.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40But thanks for the supplies.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46How..! Hello. How dare she?!
0:14:46 > 0:14:49She comes to our party, she eats our food, she steals our food.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51And then she says that we're not having fun. Fun!
0:14:51 > 0:14:54I will show her fun. Hello, would you like some more to eat?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Please, hold the tray, help yourself. Fattyboy!- Yes?
0:14:57 > 0:15:01Make sure people have drinks, OK? Please. Fun, everyone have fun.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- Good?- Good call, Spock.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Grit your teeth. - Boldly go where no man....
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- Shhhhh, you'll get us rumbled. - More, more, more.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12- No, no! - THEY LAUGH
0:15:12 > 0:15:14IAN COUGHS
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- THEY LAUGH - Listen, if you're going to croak, do it outside.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Zainab hates a messy floor.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22You all right?
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Better?
0:15:28 > 0:15:30THEY LAUGH
0:15:35 > 0:15:37You come to tell me what I can and can't do
0:15:37 > 0:15:39even when I'm not with Lexi?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- I ain't come for a row.- That's a shame.- What do you want, Phil?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- Maybe I overreacted.- Just a tad.
0:15:51 > 0:15:56And said some things that, er... I shouldn't have done...
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Maybe I was out of order.
0:16:00 > 0:16:06So...we're all right, then? Are we?
0:16:06 > 0:16:07You tell me.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17But, Zee, it's not technically your job, is it, now, so...
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Well, come on, we all know it is. Please, can I have my job back?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22OK, so great, you want me to sack your son, do you?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Yeah, he'll be fine. Soon he's going to have other things on his mind.
0:16:25 > 0:16:30- I'm at a party, so...- Have I got my job back or not?- Yes, yes...- Yes?
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Yes, you can have it. Have it. And while you're at it, you know what, have my job as well!
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Really? Joking!
0:16:43 > 0:16:47- You all right?- Me? I'm... I'm good... I'm...
0:16:47 > 0:16:51at a party in London... And I like cherryade...
0:16:51 > 0:16:52SHE GIGGLES
0:16:55 > 0:16:56I feel weird.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- HE SNIFFS - Oh!
0:17:02 > 0:17:06- OK, you're drunk.- No. No, I've never, ever had alcohol.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- OK.- Ever.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Just need to get you some fresh air. And...
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Just drink that.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27You've got a very kind face, you have.
0:17:27 > 0:17:32Squidge, squidgy, oh, kind face.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34I like your face.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- Yeah, just...- Aah...
0:17:37 > 0:17:40There we go.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- There you go. On the house... - There you go folks, Happy New Year.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- Cheers. And thanks for Cora and Jay...- What's all this about?
0:17:56 > 0:18:02- Phil's guilt.- Well I'll drink to that.- Phil. Well done.
0:18:15 > 0:18:20Here, Rox, listen, sweetheart, I've been thinking, all right...
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Yeah, what about?- Well, we kind of have to...
0:18:23 > 0:18:28- we kind of have to do what we feel is right, OK?- Yeah...
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Listen, you can say no if you want...
0:18:31 > 0:18:36But I'd really like it if you and Amy moved in here with me.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- Us? Move in?- Yeah.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Listen, if you think it's a bit, you know, then...
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Alfie... Alfie... Yeah.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54- Yeah? - Yeah, we'd love to.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Wow! Yeah.
0:18:58 > 0:19:03- Wow, yeah, 2013, it's going to be the best year yet.- Alfie!
0:19:03 > 0:19:06It's all right, sweetheart, won't be long.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Right. OK, you lucky people, who's next?
0:19:29 > 0:19:30OK, who's next?
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- How about that drink then? - I'm busy at the moment.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Come on, let me take you away from all this. - Sorry, sweetheart, I'm married.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58That's funny, so am I.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04PARTY MUSIC PLAYS AJ, AJ! Quickly, come and see...
0:20:04 > 0:20:08HOUSE PHONE RINGS
0:20:08 > 0:20:10- Mrs M!- What?- It's the phone...
0:20:10 > 0:20:13So take a message, Fattyboy!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15LAUGHING AND CHEERING IN THE BACKGROUND
0:20:15 > 0:20:19- AJ here, now....- Mr and Mrs Kabani?
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Kayani, Midday tomorrow... OK, yeah...
0:20:23 > 0:20:28GUESTS DOING THE HOKEY COKEY AJ, come here!
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- I'm missing the hokey cokey. - Shh. See.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Us, you and me, we created that magic...
0:20:43 > 0:20:46SHE RETCHES AND COUGHS
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Will do. Happy New Year to you too.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59OK, so where was we?
0:20:59 > 0:21:05- Well, I was just about to say that Cora's out, and...- Mmm, so...
0:21:05 > 0:21:07In out, in out, Everybody's out.
0:21:07 > 0:21:14Exactly, but...well, it's not just here we can do the hokey cokey, is it?
0:21:15 > 0:21:19- No, it is not. Shall we..?- Mm-hm. - Yeah?
0:21:19 > 0:21:21FATS GIGGLES
0:21:22 > 0:21:25What's he up to? The big turnaround about the godparents?
0:21:25 > 0:21:29- I mean, that's not his style. - It's not down to him, Jack.
0:21:29 > 0:21:34- What do you mean?- It's Peggy, she's told him she's not going to be there tomorrow, it's out of his hands.
0:21:46 > 0:21:51- I gave Alice a call but she don't fancy coming over.- Cheers.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- She all right?- Yeah, she just wants a quiet night.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58- If you want to go out, I'll look after the kids.- No, I'm fine.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04I was really tempted, Mum, you know. Just to have some money for once...
0:22:04 > 0:22:09- You know, for the kids... - You did the right thing.
0:22:10 > 0:22:17I was wrong about Liam, it must have been just some chancer. I'm sorry.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- He's a good boy.- Yeah, he is.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24I'm really proud of you.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36TEXT MESSAGE BEEP
0:23:02 > 0:23:03DOORBELL RINGS
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Oh, hello.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- I'm not too late, am I? - Aw! Come here.
0:23:19 > 0:23:25- RINGS BELL - OK, folks, we're nearly there, so get your glasses filled up!
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Trace, turn it up, turn it right up, darling.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32So, seeing as I'm moving in, are you going to be my plus one tomorrow? MUSIC TURNS UP
0:23:32 > 0:23:36It would be my pleasure. So are we ready for the big countdown?!
0:23:36 > 0:23:40- CHEERING - I said are we ready for the countdown?!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42CHEERING
0:23:42 > 0:23:45- I knew it, such a match.... - How deluded are you?
0:23:45 > 0:23:49You can't keep sticking your oar in. "Oooh, I saved the day!
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- "Ooh, the party, Tamwar, Ayesha..." It never stops.- Yeah?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Well, excuse me for wanting everything to be perfect.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56- No, I'm not playing. I'm telling Mas...- Listen.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00- You do and you are out.- Zee. - Ah, Mas, we should hand out...
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- you know, drinks to all the guests. - Zee, will you listen to me for a second.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05- Mas, there's something you should know.- Not now, AJ.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09- Yeah, not now AJ, because we have guests, we have a party. We are having lots of fun, OK?- All right.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12So why don't we hand out some food... You should hand out some food....
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Stop it, will you just stop worrying about this party
0:24:15 > 0:24:18and telling everyone what to do for two minutes!
0:24:18 > 0:24:21I've been trying to get you on your own all day!
0:24:24 > 0:24:28I don't care now, I don't care who hears, all right...
0:24:28 > 0:24:33- I got this this morning. - What's this?
0:24:33 > 0:24:37Ahem... It's the confirmation details.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39For what?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42For our booking for the registry office.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45ALL: Awwww...
0:24:45 > 0:24:47I hope you've got Valentine's Day free.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51- Really?- Really.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55ALL: 10... 9... 8... 7...
0:24:55 > 0:24:576... 5...
0:24:57 > 0:25:014... 3... 2... 1...
0:25:01 > 0:25:03BIG BEN CHIMES
0:25:03 > 0:25:06CHEERING
0:25:10 > 0:25:16- Happy New Year!- Happy New Year. - Happy New Year.
0:25:16 > 0:25:21CHEERING
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Happy New Year.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41CHEERING
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Happy New Year, everyone.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45This is the best party ever.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48- Three cheers for Zee and Mas. Hip hip...- ALL: Hooray!
0:25:48 > 0:25:52- Hip hip...- ALL: Hooray! - Hip hip...- ALL: Hooray!
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Yeah, man!
0:25:58 > 0:26:02You made any New Year's resolutions yet?
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Not to see your ugly mug would be a good start.- I have...
0:26:05 > 0:26:08This time next year, Sharon is going to be mine.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12# For the sake of auld lang syne
0:26:12 > 0:26:17# For auld lang syne, my dear
0:26:17 > 0:26:20# For auld lang syne
0:26:20 > 0:26:25# We'll take a cup o' kindness yet
0:26:25 > 0:26:28# For the sake of auld lang syne
0:26:28 > 0:26:33# For auld lang syne my dear... #
0:26:33 > 0:26:34RETCHING AND COUGHING
0:26:34 > 0:26:36She must have had the cherryade.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Really(?) That's weird.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41Cos cherryade doesn't really tend to do this to people.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43- What did you do?- Nothing!
0:26:43 > 0:26:46The cherries, they can ferment, and you... Aah...
0:26:46 > 0:26:49- OK, I put some vodka in it. - So you poisoned her?
0:26:49 > 0:26:52That is deliberately inflammatory. She'll be fine.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54- Are you OK in there? - COUGHING
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Where is Ayesha?
0:26:56 > 0:26:57I have no clue, why?
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Found this note from Fattyboy.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Says the Kayanis are bringing Rashid over at midday.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02Rashid as in her future husband?
0:27:02 > 0:27:06You were her future husband five minutes ago. COUGHING
0:27:06 > 0:27:07Who is in there?
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Is a godparent an actual god?
0:27:40 > 0:27:43Well, they're like family. They promise to look after the baby.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46- You know, the vicar asks questions and...- What like?
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Do you renounce the devil?
0:27:49 > 0:27:50What did you say?
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Oh, nothing. Talking to myself.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55Tuck yourself in.
0:27:59 > 0:28:03Here we go. Let's put you up there, shall we?
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Let's put you up there. Yeah.
0:28:13 > 0:28:14Yeah, so it says here,
0:28:14 > 0:28:17"Do you renounce the deceit and the corruption of evil?"
0:28:17 > 0:28:19You make me sound like a soldier of God.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21Do I get a sword as well?
0:28:21 > 0:28:23How come you get to be godparent and not me?
0:28:23 > 0:28:25Don't mess around, Jay.
0:28:25 > 0:28:29Of all the babies out there, Lexi needs godparents more than most.
0:28:39 > 0:28:40(Oh, no.)
0:28:44 > 0:28:46Blimey, girl...
0:28:46 > 0:28:48you look beautiful.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51Who'd have thought it, eh?
0:28:51 > 0:28:53Your little baby being christened in a church?
0:28:53 > 0:28:55It's almost too good to be true, innit?
0:28:55 > 0:28:58- What's all this about?- I dunno. Just with the godparent stuff...
0:28:58 > 0:29:01Well, we're just going to have to trust him, ain't we?
0:29:01 > 0:29:03Oh, I got that for Lexi.
0:29:08 > 0:29:09"Lexi Pearce."
0:29:09 > 0:29:11Yes, yes!
0:29:11 > 0:29:12'That is lovely...'
0:29:15 > 0:29:18Yeah... There we go.
0:29:20 > 0:29:24Don't he look handsome? All he needs now is a tie.
0:29:24 > 0:29:25- Jack?- Oh, in the top drawer.
0:29:29 > 0:29:33You know you've been a bit off since yesterday.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35- Thinking about Derek?- No.
0:29:35 > 0:29:39No, I'm thinking about my missus going to her ex's granddaughter's christening for no reason.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41- I was invited.- Don't mean you gotta go, though, does it?
0:29:41 > 0:29:43No, Jack, it means you don't have to go.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46Oh, no, I'll be there, don't you worry about that.
0:29:46 > 0:29:47This one!
0:29:49 > 0:29:52Christmas is over, cheeky.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55Come on, we've got to get to Saint Cuthbert's in an hour.
0:30:08 > 0:30:09Right.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20Hey. Happy 2013!
0:30:20 > 0:30:22Whatever.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24Where you going?
0:30:24 > 0:30:30Alfie has asked us...to move in. What do you reckon?
0:30:30 > 0:30:32And you're just going? Just like that.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36Bit keen, that's what I reckon.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39- Where's my month's notice? - I've paid my rent!
0:30:41 > 0:30:44Shouldn't there be a...period of readjustment or something?
0:30:44 > 0:30:47You're going to miss us, aren't you?
0:30:47 > 0:30:50- Don't be ridiculous. - Yeah, you're going to miss us!
0:30:50 > 0:30:53You know, Sharon said she'd never work there again...
0:30:53 > 0:30:56and Kat - look what happened to Kat.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59It's weird, that place. Does weird things to people.
0:31:01 > 0:31:02Need I mention your dad?
0:31:02 > 0:31:04MICHAEL! What's the matter with you?
0:31:11 > 0:31:14KNOCK ON THE DOOR
0:31:23 > 0:31:24Right, Saint Cuthbert's?
0:31:36 > 0:31:38There, you beauty.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47HE SIGHS
0:32:48 > 0:32:54Well, it's 2013, and the Mayans were wrong, innit?
0:32:54 > 0:32:56We're all still here, and nobody died.
0:32:56 > 0:32:57Apart from Derek.
0:32:57 > 0:32:59That is so inappropriate!
0:32:59 > 0:33:02Ah, he can file a complaint. How you doing?
0:33:02 > 0:33:04Oh, Go... I'm going to be sick again!
0:33:04 > 0:33:09Oh, only guests who pay in full can be sick in this building!
0:33:09 > 0:33:13Dee, no more freeloaders, please, yeah? New Year's resolution...
0:33:13 > 0:33:16- like eating less fruit, yeah? - Don't you mean more fruit?
0:33:16 > 0:33:19- Well you aim low, you get results. - Give her a chance.
0:33:19 > 0:33:21She might just get that job at McKlunky's.
0:33:21 > 0:33:25Would you want her handing over your chicken bucket supreme?
0:33:25 > 0:33:27No, no, no, ain't no-one going to give her a job there!
0:33:27 > 0:33:28It's time she got real -
0:33:28 > 0:33:31and got out!
0:33:31 > 0:33:32SHIRLEY RETCHING
0:33:35 > 0:33:37I have got a lot to do today, you know.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40You thought it'd keep me away, eh? Give you a free run at Sharon?
0:33:40 > 0:33:43- You're getting paranoid.- Yeah? Well, you said you were going after her!
0:33:43 > 0:33:47- Yeah, and I meant it. - Yeah, and it ain't working.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49All right, I'm coming to the ceremony.
0:33:49 > 0:33:52- It's family only.- Yeah? Well, Sharon ain't your family!
0:33:52 > 0:33:54And you make a play on her and I will tear you apart.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Why? Are you worried she might take me up on it?
0:33:56 > 0:33:59Oi, the only reason I didn't knock you out yesterday is because of her!
0:33:59 > 0:34:01- Are you listening to me?! - No, not really...
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Cos you don't mess with this stuff!
0:34:03 > 0:34:05All right? You do not mess with James!
0:34:05 > 0:34:07Oi, what's all the shouting about?
0:34:09 > 0:34:11BABY GURGLING
0:34:12 > 0:34:15- What's the matter with him?- Nothing.
0:34:15 > 0:34:17I don't any arguing around my...
0:34:17 > 0:34:21Oh...she's already dressed?
0:34:21 > 0:34:22Hello.
0:34:27 > 0:34:28Aw, look at that.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31Ain't that the most beautiful sight in the world?
0:34:31 > 0:34:32Well, I wanted to dress her.
0:34:32 > 0:34:34Well, it's a good job I did it, innit?
0:34:34 > 0:34:37- You ain't even ready yet? - I'm getting ready later on. Just keeping this fresh.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39Well, get it on now. We're going to go over the Vic.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41- Have photos done.- Phil...
0:34:43 > 0:34:45..she looks perfect.
0:34:45 > 0:34:46- We're late.- Right.
0:34:48 > 0:34:51Do you know what? Mummy has got you a present!
0:34:51 > 0:34:53Shall we see what it is?
0:34:53 > 0:34:56I got you a little bracelet, look,
0:34:56 > 0:35:00and it's got your name on it. "Lexi Pearce". Look.
0:35:03 > 0:35:04How did she get the alcohol?!
0:35:04 > 0:35:05Tamwar?
0:35:07 > 0:35:09Sorry, I've been working out.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11Did you do this on purpose? Because you hate me so much?
0:35:11 > 0:35:13You know, press ups, squat thrusts...
0:35:13 > 0:35:17- I had no idea she was drinking it. - Just getting trim for the wedding and the...
0:35:17 > 0:35:20- Can you just shut up for a second? - Zainab, this isn't about me or you.
0:35:20 > 0:35:24The question isn't HOW she got the booze, it's WHY she drank it.
0:35:24 > 0:35:27- Maybe because she thought it was cherryade?- She must have known! Hm?
0:35:27 > 0:35:31Well? Why would a girl who's come all the way to London to get hitched
0:35:31 > 0:35:35drink herself into oblivion the night before the meeting? Hm?
0:35:38 > 0:35:40My will is next to my bed...
0:35:42 > 0:35:44..you get nothing.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52Phil wants us over at the Vic for a photo.
0:35:52 > 0:35:56- Oh, I'll get my fascinator!- Get me something to cover my ugly mug.
0:36:00 > 0:36:01Jokes helping, are they?
0:36:02 > 0:36:06I bet you hoped you'd seen the last of that church.
0:36:06 > 0:36:07Mmm.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11Snap out of it, Jay. It ain't about you.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14Listen up...
0:36:15 > 0:36:18..Phil's a very clever man - he's got me as godmother,
0:36:18 > 0:36:22he's involved Sharon and now he's roped you in.
0:36:22 > 0:36:25Three houses brought together overnight.
0:36:26 > 0:36:30Nice little empire...with him at the centre.
0:36:31 > 0:36:34- It's only a christening.- Nah...
0:36:34 > 0:36:38this ain't just a day out, a chance to look dapper.
0:36:38 > 0:36:41Phil thinks he's taking control...
0:36:41 > 0:36:44don't be his puppet.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47Whatever he tries on...
0:36:47 > 0:36:49you fight for Lexi all her life.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51You understand me?
0:36:52 > 0:36:54We all set?
0:36:54 > 0:36:55Are we, Jay?
0:36:58 > 0:36:59Yeah.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03PHONE RINGING
0:37:08 > 0:37:11Shirley! I only answer phones for paying guests!
0:37:11 > 0:37:14- It's McKlunky's. - Oh, it'll be the job.
0:37:14 > 0:37:16- Yeah.- She's in no state to answer!
0:37:16 > 0:37:18- Well, you do it then.- No, I'm not...
0:37:18 > 0:37:22- Look, I need to get my money! - Just pretend you're Shirley. Go on.
0:37:24 > 0:37:27Happy New Year, Shirley Carter at your service.
0:37:27 > 0:37:30That's SO not Shirley. She'd be like, "I'm busy. Beat it scumbag!"
0:37:30 > 0:37:31Shh!
0:37:32 > 0:37:34Really?!
0:37:34 > 0:37:38Oh, that's wonderful! Thank you! Thank you!
0:37:38 > 0:37:40I'll call in later. Yeah.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45She got the job!
0:37:46 > 0:37:48Shirley! It's time to pay up!
0:37:48 > 0:37:52Kim, that's no way to tell her! Kim!
0:37:53 > 0:37:56Here she is! My new flatmate.
0:37:56 > 0:38:01- Oi! "Flatmate"?!- It's like a term of endearment, OK?
0:38:01 > 0:38:03See, look at this. Arguing already. It's nauseating.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06Listen, thanks for helping her over with the bags and that.
0:38:06 > 0:38:10- Why don't you pop over later, have a beer? Call it a bit of a house warming, eh?- Yeah. Yeah, all right.
0:38:10 > 0:38:13I'll keep your room free.
0:38:13 > 0:38:14Funny 11 o'clock this is(!)
0:38:14 > 0:38:17- We're supposed to be doing the photograph in five minutes. - I'm not dressed yet!
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Got to get you upstairs.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22Jean and Tommy are waiting to show you your new digs!
0:38:22 > 0:38:25- Oh, I'm sorry, it's just that we're, er...- We're what? What..?
0:38:25 > 0:38:28We're late, that's what we are. Come on, let's go. We're late. Sorry.
0:38:28 > 0:38:32- Go, go, go.- Kat ain't been gone five minutes!
0:38:32 > 0:38:34- Got it?- Yeah.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36What have you got in here, eh?
0:38:44 > 0:38:46Nervous about your big day, Phil?
0:38:46 > 0:38:48Happy New Year, mate!
0:38:48 > 0:38:51Cheers. Get over to the fireplace, yeah.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54- Is that his way of saying Happy New Year?- Oh, at last, we're all here.
0:38:54 > 0:38:57Oh, I don't think so, Phil. Where's the christenee?
0:38:57 > 0:38:58Lexi?!
0:38:58 > 0:39:00Phil, have you seen Jack?
0:39:00 > 0:39:03He's probably gone to find someone else to have a go at.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06How long does it take Billy to put a suit on?
0:39:06 > 0:39:08Pops?
0:39:08 > 0:39:10Pops, come on, hurry up!
0:39:10 > 0:39:12I don't believe it!
0:39:12 > 0:39:14First my Olympics trainers and now this.
0:39:14 > 0:39:17- What's wrong with it? - What's wrong with it? Have a look.
0:39:17 > 0:39:20Look, I just pulled it on and that's happened.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22- I can't go dressed like this. - You're going to have to.
0:39:22 > 0:39:26- Just have to put your back against the wall or something. - Phil's going to go mental.- Phil?!
0:39:26 > 0:39:28It's my baby's christening, and I'm saying it's all right!
0:39:28 > 0:39:31- Ain't that good enough?- No, darling, I didn't mean it like that.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34Actually, maybe I should check with him that I look all right(?)
0:39:34 > 0:39:36We don't want him turning us away at the door, do we?
0:39:36 > 0:39:38Here you are. Hurry up.
0:39:38 > 0:39:39All right, all right.
0:39:56 > 0:40:00Right, well, those heels have been well and truly been given the old...
0:40:00 > 0:40:01THEY LAUGH
0:40:01 > 0:40:03Are you ready?
0:40:03 > 0:40:05Yeah...erm...
0:40:05 > 0:40:08Look, can I just say, it's all right.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11You don't have to, like, erase every sign of your entire life...
0:40:11 > 0:40:13No, no. I know. Of course.
0:40:13 > 0:40:16So just relax. Please. Yeah?
0:40:16 > 0:40:18Yeah, OK.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21Of course, if I find a pair of her old knickers, YOU will get the old...
0:40:23 > 0:40:24I don't blame you!
0:40:28 > 0:40:29Give me a sec.
0:40:45 > 0:40:47SHE CHUCKLES
0:40:49 > 0:40:52Right, erm...come on.
0:40:52 > 0:40:54Come on, come on.
0:40:59 > 0:41:00Oh, no.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07Maybe I should have another pass at the living room?
0:41:07 > 0:41:12Don't worry about that, because...your kingdom...awaits.
0:41:13 > 0:41:14After you, madam.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25Er...
0:41:25 > 0:41:28Right, well I just keep expecting Kat to jump out on us.
0:41:28 > 0:41:31- Don't you?- No, no, no, not massively, no.
0:41:33 > 0:41:36Anyway, it's well appointed. All mod cons.
0:41:36 > 0:41:37You know, no expense spared.
0:41:37 > 0:41:40Alfie, Alfie, I want to move in, OK?
0:41:40 > 0:41:43- You don't need to sell it to me. - OK.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45But...
0:41:45 > 0:41:50No, no, there's no "but"s, just maybe a few "what if"s.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52What do you mean, "if"s? I don't...
0:41:54 > 0:41:55Look, what if it's too soon?
0:41:55 > 0:41:57What if it's not going to work, Alfie?
0:41:57 > 0:42:01Well, you know, Amy's settled in there with Tommy,
0:42:01 > 0:42:02and if they can hack it...
0:42:04 > 0:42:08They're kids, yeah? They don't have emotional baggage, do they?
0:42:16 > 0:42:17What is that?
0:42:19 > 0:42:22OK...all right, let me explain, all right?
0:42:22 > 0:42:27Cos, erm, well, we don't have any pictures of me and you...of US,
0:42:27 > 0:42:28and I just want to give you some idea
0:42:28 > 0:42:31that when we do eventually get pictures of us, then, you know,
0:42:31 > 0:42:35that's kind of what we'll look like.
0:42:35 > 0:42:39Everywhere. Put pictures of us everywhere. It'll be great.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42You do know that I'm never ever...
0:42:42 > 0:42:44going to wear an A-line skirt, don't you?
0:42:44 > 0:42:46I understand.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48But you do know I tend to walk around naked
0:42:48 > 0:42:49with just cowboy boots, all right?
0:43:09 > 0:43:11Please, just leave us alone!
0:43:11 > 0:43:13Yeah, well, we don't have time,
0:43:13 > 0:43:15cos the Kayanis are going to be here in an hour!
0:43:15 > 0:43:17Look, Ayesha, no-one's cross. Just tell us.
0:43:17 > 0:43:19Did you know there was alcohol in there?
0:43:22 > 0:43:23Ah.
0:43:24 > 0:43:26Are you going to tell my mam?
0:43:26 > 0:43:27- Well...- No!
0:43:27 > 0:43:29No, course we're not.
0:43:30 > 0:43:33- Look, maybe we should postpone this meeting?- No.
0:43:33 > 0:43:35Please!
0:43:35 > 0:43:37It was my dad's dying wish that I find a good husband.
0:43:44 > 0:43:46- Right, well, no-one is cancelling anything.- Zee...
0:43:46 > 0:43:50No. That is the end of it, OK?
0:43:50 > 0:43:52Now we have just under an hour to get you presentable
0:43:52 > 0:43:56and to get this house presentable - so come on, come on, let's get to it.
0:43:56 > 0:44:00And that means you two. Come on, let's go!
0:44:00 > 0:44:04Right, come on, then. Fut-a-fut, let's go. Come on. Up, UP! Let's go.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06- Come on, come on... - Yeah, all right, all right.
0:44:06 > 0:44:08Here she is!
0:44:08 > 0:44:13Oh, she's lovely! Oh, sweetheart. You're so beautiful I could eat you.
0:44:13 > 0:44:16- Photograph. Now, yeah? Come on. - What if I don't want a photo?
0:44:16 > 0:44:18Oi, oi, don't start, all right? Let's just do it, yeah?
0:44:18 > 0:44:20- Come on.- All right, Phil, Lola?
0:44:20 > 0:44:23Isn't Jack going to be in the photo, Mum?
0:44:23 > 0:44:25I doubt it, darling. Even if he was here.
0:44:25 > 0:44:26Yeah, what's wrong with him anyway?
0:44:26 > 0:44:29I saw him shouting the odds earlier, at Phil's.
0:44:29 > 0:44:30One wardrobe, Alfie?!
0:44:30 > 0:44:32I was expecting, like, a walk-in closet
0:44:32 > 0:44:33with a shoe rack to the heavens!
0:44:33 > 0:44:36Once we do a clear out, we'll get some more room, won't we?
0:44:36 > 0:44:38Kat's stuff, yeah?
0:44:38 > 0:44:40Hey, you look beautiful!
0:44:40 > 0:44:42All right, come on then, everyone!
0:44:42 > 0:44:44Settle down and SMILE.
0:44:44 > 0:44:46One, two, three.
0:44:46 > 0:44:48- Say cheese. - ALL:- Cheese.
0:44:48 > 0:44:51That's it. Right, the cars are outside.
0:44:51 > 0:44:53- Billy, Billy, could you look after Denny?- Yeah. Where you going?
0:44:53 > 0:44:55Well, I'll get a cab or something.
0:44:55 > 0:44:58Now, you be a good boy for Billy, yeah? See you there.
0:44:58 > 0:44:59Sharon, where are you go..?
0:44:59 > 0:45:01I thought you'd be happy?
0:45:01 > 0:45:03Oh, you thought me serving up fried chicken all day
0:45:03 > 0:45:04would put a smile on my face?
0:45:04 > 0:45:07- You OK, Sharon?- Er, yeah. I'm looking for Jack.
0:45:07 > 0:45:09- Have you seen him? - Oh, don't tell me.
0:45:09 > 0:45:11He's not happy about you going on Phil's big family outing?
0:45:11 > 0:45:13Oh, you'd think if he was secure in himself,
0:45:13 > 0:45:17- he wouldn't have a problem with it, wouldn't you?- Nah, they're never secure, are they?
0:45:17 > 0:45:20That's just a front...to make you think that they ain't little boys
0:45:20 > 0:45:21that need their mums.
0:45:21 > 0:45:23THEY CHUCKLE
0:45:25 > 0:45:27You should never have let Phil in.
0:45:27 > 0:45:30All this...it's just the start.
0:45:32 > 0:45:34Properly clean, Tamwar...
0:45:34 > 0:45:36not your usual approximation.
0:45:37 > 0:45:40Oh, wow(!) Why don't you put some effort into it?
0:45:40 > 0:45:43You know you just point it at the dust, and it does the rest for you.
0:45:43 > 0:45:48If you ain't pushing us around the kitchen, you are pushing people into wedlock!
0:45:48 > 0:45:50No-one's being pushed, actually.
0:45:50 > 0:45:53That's what you think. You know what, I can't do this.
0:45:54 > 0:45:56I'm a conscientious objector.
0:45:56 > 0:45:58You are such good company when you've got a hangover.
0:45:58 > 0:46:00It's an outdated convention.
0:46:00 > 0:46:02Forces people into lives they didn't choose.
0:46:02 > 0:46:04It's arranged, not forced. ARRANGED.
0:46:04 > 0:46:06You don't choose your life, anyway.
0:46:06 > 0:46:09You don't choose when, where, to who you're born.
0:46:09 > 0:46:12- You don't choose who you are, it's forced upon you.- Yeah, and us!
0:46:13 > 0:46:15Please, stop it!
0:46:16 > 0:46:19Last night, I did something terrible.
0:46:19 > 0:46:21Dad would be so ashamed.
0:46:21 > 0:46:24Whatever you think, just let me do this one thing right.
0:46:29 > 0:46:31What do you think?
0:46:31 > 0:46:34- Huh?- Of arranged marriages?
0:46:34 > 0:46:36Well, what's the alternative? Clubbing?
0:46:36 > 0:46:39Chatting someone up in a nightclub's not what it's cut out to be.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42- Believe me, I tried it enough times when I was your age.- Seriously?
0:46:42 > 0:46:45- Yeah, maybe once or twice!- What?
0:46:47 > 0:46:54Look, Ayesha, above all, your father wanted you to be happy, yeah?
0:46:54 > 0:46:57So don't make yourself unhappy in your father's name.
0:47:01 > 0:47:05- You two move fast!- Don't give them time to think, Cora, eh?
0:47:05 > 0:47:07- They might change their minds. - Oi!- I'm joking!
0:47:07 > 0:47:08How much must this all have cost him?
0:47:08 > 0:47:10I mean, her dress cost a fortune.
0:47:10 > 0:47:12I didn't even know about the photographer or the cars.
0:47:12 > 0:47:14How did you think we were going to get there?
0:47:14 > 0:47:18When someone spends this much money on something, they always want something back.
0:47:18 > 0:47:20It's just Phil splashing the cash. That's all.
0:47:20 > 0:47:24- He's just trying to do the right thing with Ben being inside, yeah? - And is Pops coming or not?
0:47:24 > 0:47:28He's taken Dennis to the little boys' room. Now, calm down!
0:47:28 > 0:47:30Abi, get in the car.
0:47:36 > 0:47:37You all right?
0:47:37 > 0:47:38Yeah.
0:47:45 > 0:47:46Good lad.
0:47:46 > 0:47:47We all set?
0:47:51 > 0:47:53- Where's Sharon?- I dunno.
0:47:59 > 0:48:01I can't believe you had a go at Phil in front of Lola.
0:48:01 > 0:48:04- Yeah, well, it weren't in front of her.- On today of all days, Jack?
0:48:04 > 0:48:06It wasn't in front of her!
0:48:06 > 0:48:10You know, when we met I was a single mum, out on my ear...
0:48:10 > 0:48:14but you just accepted me, Jack. I couldn't believe it...
0:48:14 > 0:48:17and now I'm just an irritation who keeps doing the wrong thing.
0:48:17 > 0:48:19Yeah, well, that ain't true, is it?
0:48:19 > 0:48:21Instead of trusting me, you think I'm going to run off with Phil
0:48:21 > 0:48:23cos me name's on a piece of paper, Jack.
0:48:23 > 0:48:26Is it too much for me to ask you just to do this one thing, right?
0:48:26 > 0:48:30One thing without any questions or any aggro?
0:48:30 > 0:48:31It's not the relationship I want.
0:48:31 > 0:48:35Yeah, well, you going to this christening, that ain't the relationship I want!
0:48:35 > 0:48:37Oh, right...an ultimatum.
0:48:38 > 0:48:41Well, I'm sorry I'm not the woman you want me to be, Jack.
0:48:41 > 0:48:42Sharon, that's not what I meant.
0:48:45 > 0:48:48Look, I want to marry you, not lose you!
0:48:48 > 0:48:50Is that your idea of a proposal?
0:48:50 > 0:48:52Yeah. Why not? Marry me.
0:48:52 > 0:48:56All right, and all I've got to do is follow your orders and I'm yours?
0:48:56 > 0:48:57Lucky me.
0:49:01 > 0:49:02HE SIGHS
0:49:06 > 0:49:09Oh, nice work, everyone, well done.
0:49:09 > 0:49:11Eh? Scene of the crime.
0:49:11 > 0:49:12Put these on!
0:49:12 > 0:49:15That's yours, yours, yours. They'll be here any minute.
0:49:15 > 0:49:18- I'm going to go check on Ayesha. - Is this really necessary?
0:49:18 > 0:49:19Yes. If we're going to do something,
0:49:19 > 0:49:22then we may as well do it properly or not at all.
0:49:22 > 0:49:24Our good family name is at stake!
0:49:24 > 0:49:26Ha! You've got a good name?
0:49:26 > 0:49:28This is the start of us...
0:49:29 > 0:49:32..I don't know, re-establishing ourselves, OK?
0:49:32 > 0:49:35I want people to like us again. Don't you?
0:49:37 > 0:49:39I do.
0:49:39 > 0:49:40Whatever.
0:49:40 > 0:49:41Erm...
0:49:43 > 0:49:45Yeah, Ayesha's bag isn't there,
0:49:45 > 0:49:47and, more importantly, she isn't there either.
0:49:55 > 0:49:57What you doing, checking out your new home?
0:49:57 > 0:49:59It is going to be home, isn't it?
0:49:59 > 0:50:01What, with you and Amy in it, how could it not be, eh?
0:50:01 > 0:50:02Come on.
0:50:15 > 0:50:17Come on, we're supposed to be there by now.
0:50:17 > 0:50:18Oi, Phil! We going or what?
0:50:18 > 0:50:20Yeah, Sharon's going to meet us down there.
0:50:20 > 0:50:24- I ain't going without her.- Why not?
0:50:24 > 0:50:25Phil, where you going now?!
0:50:25 > 0:50:27He's up to something, I'm telling you.
0:50:27 > 0:50:30All right. Just leave it, eh, Lo!
0:50:30 > 0:50:32It's meant to be your special day, remember?
0:50:37 > 0:50:39Why's she done a runner, she was all for it this morning?
0:50:39 > 0:50:41Should we go look for her?
0:50:41 > 0:50:44- I'll get it.- This is going to be interesting. Hide that for me.
0:50:44 > 0:50:45- Come on, Tamwar!- All right.
0:50:45 > 0:50:49- 'Salam alaikum.- Alaikum Salam. - Please, please, come in.'
0:50:49 > 0:50:53- Thank you, thank you. - Everyone, it's the Kayanis!
0:50:53 > 0:50:56- Salam alaikum.- Where's Ayesha?
0:50:56 > 0:50:59Rashid is no doubt dying to see her. Rashid, please, come in.
0:51:02 > 0:51:03Salam alaikum.
0:51:20 > 0:51:22- What you doing here?- Habit?
0:51:23 > 0:51:28I don't know. I thought I had everything...
0:51:28 > 0:51:30and again it turns out I had nothing.
0:51:34 > 0:51:36This is getting ridiculous.
0:51:36 > 0:51:40Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, your meter's running, mate.
0:51:40 > 0:51:42Maybe we should go without him, eh?
0:51:52 > 0:51:55You know, I've lost everything and got it back again
0:51:55 > 0:51:58and lost it again so many times...
0:51:58 > 0:52:01I dunno, it's life, ain't it?
0:52:01 > 0:52:04It's like the tide - it rolls in and rolls back out again.
0:52:04 > 0:52:08Yeah, well, I don't want to live like that any more, Phil.
0:52:08 > 0:52:09Me neither.
0:52:11 > 0:52:13You all right?
0:52:13 > 0:52:15I've had a...stressful morning.
0:52:15 > 0:52:16Mmm.
0:52:19 > 0:52:23You know, we've...messed up, Sharon, you know?
0:52:23 > 0:52:27We've messed each other up, but...
0:52:27 > 0:52:29well, we want the same thing.
0:52:29 > 0:52:31World peace?
0:52:31 > 0:52:33A family. A home...
0:52:33 > 0:52:35full of people, you know? Something to build on.
0:52:35 > 0:52:37You make it sound like an empire.
0:52:39 > 0:52:41You know, there's a reason, Sharon,
0:52:41 > 0:52:44that you turned up on my doorstep in that wedding dress.
0:52:44 > 0:52:46Well, I didn't know who else to turn to.
0:52:46 > 0:52:49Exactly. All the people that you've known in your life
0:52:49 > 0:52:52- and you chose me, didn't you? - Well, I knew you'd help me.
0:52:52 > 0:52:55You didn't want saving from your marriage, Sharon.
0:52:55 > 0:52:58- You wanted saving from your life.- Please.
0:52:58 > 0:53:02You knew that I'd take Dennis in, didn't you?
0:53:02 > 0:53:03You knew that I'd take you both in.
0:53:03 > 0:53:05You were engaged, remember? You kicked us out!
0:53:05 > 0:53:08Yeah, well, I did have a bit on my plate, didn't I?
0:53:08 > 0:53:11You had a tough couple of months, I'll give you that.
0:53:11 > 0:53:15But...it all just fell apart, you know?
0:53:15 > 0:53:18Shirley left...
0:53:18 > 0:53:21Ben turned himself in...
0:53:21 > 0:53:23and it all just went, but...
0:53:23 > 0:53:24well, now...
0:53:24 > 0:53:27now I got Lexi.
0:53:27 > 0:53:28And...
0:53:29 > 0:53:32Well, if I had you...and Dennis...
0:53:34 > 0:53:37..well, that's it...that's it, right there.
0:53:37 > 0:53:40I mean, it's not an empire...
0:53:40 > 0:53:42it's a home.
0:53:43 > 0:53:47Well, we just have to give it a name, that's all.
0:53:47 > 0:53:49What are you saying, Phil?
0:54:10 > 0:54:13- What you got there?- No way. No...
0:54:13 > 0:54:14- What?- Take these. The christening's off.
0:54:14 > 0:54:17- D'you know what? I KNEW I couldn't trust him!- Lola, what are you doing?
0:54:17 > 0:54:20She is my baby! She ain't his, all right?!
0:54:20 > 0:54:22Yeah, course she is. What's the matter with you?
0:54:36 > 0:54:38I was going to do this at the church.
0:54:38 > 0:54:40Do what?
0:54:40 > 0:54:44Sharon, we could have everything we ever wanted.
0:54:44 > 0:54:47You know, starting today at Lexi's...
0:54:47 > 0:54:49Our granddaughter's christening.
0:54:49 > 0:54:51"Our" granddaughter?
0:54:51 > 0:54:54Well, a couple of hours from now, she's going to be a Mitchell and...
0:54:54 > 0:54:56well, you could be one too.
0:54:56 > 0:55:00- Phil...- You always have been really, Sharon, haven't you?
0:55:00 > 0:55:02Take the name...
0:55:08 > 0:55:09..and marry me.
0:55:17 > 0:55:19- Here, let me...- Phil, I...
0:55:25 > 0:55:27Take your time, yeah?
0:55:27 > 0:55:29And think about it.
0:55:31 > 0:55:32I'll see you at the church.
0:56:21 > 0:56:22Once you've seen one...
0:56:22 > 0:56:23You've seen them all?
0:56:24 > 0:56:27- Sorry, Vicar.- It's OK.
0:56:27 > 0:56:31Churches generally aren't known for their radical architecture.
0:56:31 > 0:56:33I wasn't apologising for the remark.
0:56:33 > 0:56:37You've got a Mitchell christening today. Sorry.
0:56:43 > 0:56:45Cab! Cab!
0:56:47 > 0:56:50- Saint Cuthbert's. Do you know it? - Yep. No problem.
0:56:51 > 0:56:52- Sorry, mate.- OK.
0:57:00 > 0:57:03Aren't you supposed to be at a christening?
0:57:04 > 0:57:05Is that an engagement ring?
0:57:12 > 0:57:14Please, can you just find her?
0:57:14 > 0:57:17Can we not just accept the fact she's gone?
0:57:17 > 0:57:18I'm going to go tell them.
0:57:18 > 0:57:21Ayesha's mother and brother have been planning this for weeks! OK?
0:57:21 > 0:57:24- They trusted me with it. - More fool them.- Tamwar!
0:57:24 > 0:57:26Zee...
0:57:26 > 0:57:30When was the last time someone trusted us with anything?
0:57:30 > 0:57:34That boy out there, he's a good man, you know?
0:57:34 > 0:57:36He doesn't deserve this.
0:57:36 > 0:57:37She's right.
0:57:37 > 0:57:39You stay here with AJ, you keep them happy.
0:57:39 > 0:57:42- Come on, we'll go have a look around.- Wait!
0:57:42 > 0:57:43You're leaving me with AJ?!
0:57:46 > 0:57:47CUTLERY DROPS
0:57:50 > 0:57:52Happy New Year!
0:57:52 > 0:57:53We're closed.
0:57:54 > 0:57:56I just bumped into Sharon.
0:57:57 > 0:58:00- I don't want to talk about it.- I do.
0:58:00 > 0:58:02You've only been with her five minutes, Jack.
0:58:02 > 0:58:04Well, I had to do something, didn't I?
0:58:04 > 0:58:06Why?
0:58:06 > 0:58:08Because she actually believes
0:58:08 > 0:58:10that Phil Mitchell has got good intentions.
0:58:12 > 0:58:15Take it she said no, then?
0:58:15 > 0:58:17I mean get this - of all the churches to choose, right,
0:58:17 > 0:58:21he chooses the church where my son is buried!
0:58:21 > 0:58:24He's making a play on her, ain't he?!
0:58:24 > 0:58:26Oh, come on. Turn it in.
0:58:32 > 0:58:34JACK SIGHS
0:58:45 > 0:58:47What's up with you?
0:58:50 > 0:58:53So, you two are properly together now, then?
0:58:53 > 0:58:54Kat's history, is she?
0:58:56 > 0:58:58Yeah. Ancient history.
0:58:58 > 0:59:00- Ancient!- Come on, where are they, then?
0:59:00 > 0:59:02He said they're right behind us.
0:59:02 > 0:59:05He was getting well naggy about us being on time as well.
0:59:05 > 0:59:08What? "Naggy" is a word. Back me up, Alfie.
0:59:11 > 0:59:12What's up with him?
0:59:12 > 0:59:15Oh, just pre-christening nerves.
0:59:17 > 0:59:19Here comes the "naggy" one!
0:59:21 > 0:59:24- What you done with Lola and the others?- They ain't here?
0:59:24 > 0:59:26We left them with you!
0:59:29 > 0:59:32Lo, what you got changed for?
0:59:32 > 0:59:35Maybe it was a mistake? Maybe it was a misprint?
0:59:35 > 0:59:38What and it just so happens the misprint's MITCHELL, does it?
0:59:38 > 0:59:41He organised it all, maybe wires got crossed?
0:59:41 > 0:59:45Do you even believe the words that are coming out your mouth?
0:59:45 > 0:59:48- Not really, no.- Don't you get it? He's trying to get between us.
0:59:48 > 0:59:50PHONE RINGING
0:59:50 > 0:59:53What am I going to say to him? Lo!
0:59:53 > 0:59:56You can stuff your christening. I ain't interested!
0:59:58 > 1:00:01Listen, I need to get back.
1:00:01 > 1:00:05Do me a favour...keep everyone sweet, will ya?
1:00:05 > 1:00:07Yes. Yes, I need a cab!
1:00:07 > 1:00:09Problems?
1:00:09 > 1:00:15- Well, so far, there's no baby, no Lola, no Billy...- No Sharon.
1:00:15 > 1:00:18There's no Sharon, and Phil's just gone off in a cab.
1:00:18 > 1:00:19Like I said, sorry.
1:00:32 > 1:00:33You OK?
1:00:35 > 1:00:37Yeah.
1:00:37 > 1:00:39You try and forget, don't you?
1:00:39 > 1:00:43That there's a little boy that you should be looking after
1:00:43 > 1:00:45and then...I dunno, you come here
1:00:45 > 1:00:51and it all sort of goes out the window, don't it? That forgetting.
1:00:51 > 1:00:52You OK?
1:00:52 > 1:00:55Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. Rox, we got Tommy back.
1:00:55 > 1:00:59I mean, that's nothing compared to what you went through.
1:00:59 > 1:01:03Hey, it's all right. It's not a competition, is it?
1:01:06 > 1:01:09You've been funny since we got here. You going to tell me or what?
1:01:09 > 1:01:10You know, it's just...
1:01:10 > 1:01:13It's coming back here. Just reminds me.
1:01:13 > 1:01:15It was, like, the beginning of the end.
1:01:15 > 1:01:19- What's that saying, united in grief?- Mm-hm.
1:01:19 > 1:01:22I remember feeling so alone. It just...
1:01:22 > 1:01:24Kat took it all.
1:01:24 > 1:01:28It was like she was the only one who wanted to feel it.
1:01:28 > 1:01:30It was just her way of dealing with things.
1:01:30 > 1:01:32Well, that's her way of dealing with everything, isn't it?
1:01:32 > 1:01:37You know, love....death. I mean...she's just so alone.
1:01:39 > 1:01:42Whoever's with her, well, they're going to feel alone too.
1:01:45 > 1:01:47And what about the person that's with you?
1:01:52 > 1:01:53You tell me.
1:01:55 > 1:01:57We're both here, aren't we?
1:02:16 > 1:02:17Oh, thanks.
1:02:19 > 1:02:20What are they?
1:02:20 > 1:02:22Rhubarb and custard.
1:02:22 > 1:02:25Used to love them when I was a kid.
1:02:25 > 1:02:27What you got?
1:02:27 > 1:02:29Revdi.
1:02:29 > 1:02:32Been eating them constantly since I left Newcastle.
1:02:32 > 1:02:36Mam said I should keep home with us, wherever I go.
1:02:36 > 1:02:38I don't think she intended on us getting fat!
1:02:41 > 1:02:44It's comforting, though.
1:02:44 > 1:02:46Everything from home is very comforting.
1:02:46 > 1:02:48You make that sound like a bad thing?
1:02:48 > 1:02:50Thinking I should leave comforting behind.
1:02:50 > 1:02:54There comes a point where comfort's what you want, believe me.
1:02:54 > 1:02:58You realise that things that last, last for a reason.
1:02:58 > 1:03:01That would make you suspicious of new things.
1:03:05 > 1:03:06You want to swap?
1:03:06 > 1:03:07Yeah.
1:03:15 > 1:03:17Mmm, lovely!
1:03:19 > 1:03:20'Anything?'
1:03:23 > 1:03:24They're not that bad!
1:03:28 > 1:03:29Nothing.
1:03:29 > 1:03:32You haven't seen that girl that lives with us, have you?
1:03:32 > 1:03:36- What girl?- Oh, never mind. Come on.
1:03:42 > 1:03:44I think I prefer my comfort food.
1:03:45 > 1:03:48See...things that last...
1:03:48 > 1:03:50Last for a reason.
1:03:50 > 1:03:51You can't avoid 'em for ever.
1:03:51 > 1:03:53They can't keep looking for ever!
1:03:59 > 1:04:01Sober up.
1:04:01 > 1:04:02That's no way to sober up, is it?
1:04:05 > 1:04:10When I was a nipper, Derek was always telling me to be a man.
1:04:10 > 1:04:14- Know what I mean? "Don't let anyone push you around."- Derek?
1:04:14 > 1:04:17As I recall, he was in charge of the pushing, most of the time.
1:04:17 > 1:04:21That was his idea of an education, weren't it, eh?
1:04:21 > 1:04:23To be a man meant to be in control...
1:04:24 > 1:04:27..be in control of yourself...
1:04:28 > 1:04:31..be in control of your family...
1:04:31 > 1:04:33be in control of your work...
1:04:33 > 1:04:35I couldn't stop James dying, though, could I?
1:04:35 > 1:04:38Don't go down that road, mate, you'll do your head in.
1:04:38 > 1:04:40I couldn't save my marriage.
1:04:40 > 1:04:42You see, being in control...
1:04:44 > 1:04:46..means letting things slip through your fingers.
1:04:48 > 1:04:52Cos being a man, it's like bashing your fists against a wall
1:04:52 > 1:04:55while the world still goes on and does what it wants anyway.
1:04:55 > 1:04:58That what this is about, with Sharon? Being in control?
1:04:58 > 1:05:01No, all right? It's not about that.
1:05:03 > 1:05:05Michael, listen, with her...
1:05:05 > 1:05:07I just...I sleep.
1:05:08 > 1:05:11Every night, I just... I'm out.
1:05:11 > 1:05:13Sounds passionate(!)
1:05:13 > 1:05:15You know what I'm talking about. With her I just sleep.
1:05:15 > 1:05:18I SLEEP.
1:05:20 > 1:05:24Well, if you've found such peace, why you bringing marriage into it, then?
1:05:25 > 1:05:27Cos I can't go back, can I?
1:05:28 > 1:05:31She don't look too peaceful out there, mate.
1:05:31 > 1:05:34She's staring at this engagement ring. She looks SHELL-shocked.
1:05:36 > 1:05:38Engagement ring?
1:05:38 > 1:05:39The one you proposed with?
1:05:39 > 1:05:42I gave her an ultimatum, I didn't give her no ring!
1:05:43 > 1:05:46I knew it! I KNEW it!
1:05:46 > 1:05:47This is Phil, ain't it!
1:05:50 > 1:05:51Hang on, Jack...
1:05:51 > 1:05:54HAMMERING ON THE DOOR
1:05:54 > 1:05:56We should hear him out.
1:06:10 > 1:06:13You can't just run off like that -
1:06:13 > 1:06:14otherwise we'll both end up losing her!
1:06:14 > 1:06:18You met my daughter? Lexi PEARCE? It says so on her birth certificate.
1:06:18 > 1:06:21- Shall I go get it? - Just calm down, will you?- Calm down?
1:06:21 > 1:06:24I'm in a tug of war with the police, the social,
1:06:24 > 1:06:26half of Walford are trying to take her away and the second...
1:06:26 > 1:06:29- Sit down, will you? - ..and the SECOND I drag her back,
1:06:29 > 1:06:31you join the other end! So go on.
1:06:31 > 1:06:33You join the police and the social, and everyone else,
1:06:33 > 1:06:35and take my daughter away AGAIN!
1:06:40 > 1:06:42I thought you was supposed to be family.
1:06:47 > 1:06:49MASOOD PANTING
1:06:51 > 1:06:53I've been exercising all morning...
1:06:55 > 1:06:56..what's your excuse?
1:06:59 > 1:07:01Years of chronic inertia.
1:07:03 > 1:07:04Er...
1:07:04 > 1:07:06Why don't you go and check on the platforms?
1:07:06 > 1:07:10You've got youth on your side. Go on. Go.
1:07:10 > 1:07:11Go!
1:07:18 > 1:07:20You thought I'd be flattered?
1:07:20 > 1:07:22- Are you joking? - I'm bringing her in, aren't I?
1:07:22 > 1:07:25- And I thought you could change your name too.- Right.
1:07:25 > 1:07:27- Should I be ashamed of mine? - I never say that, did I?
1:07:27 > 1:07:29What you saying, I should just turn my back on MY family?
1:07:29 > 1:07:32Let's not pretend you're from the House of Windsor.
1:07:32 > 1:07:34There's a reason you've been brought up in care.
1:07:34 > 1:07:36Yeah, and there's a reason Pops come to find me!
1:07:36 > 1:07:37Billy's a Mitchell, ain't he?
1:07:37 > 1:07:40That's what I'm doing, I'm giving you the chance to be like him.
1:07:40 > 1:07:41To be one of us.
1:07:41 > 1:07:44Is that the reason you let me have Jay and Cora as godparents?
1:07:44 > 1:07:45You thought it'd sweeten me up, did ya?
1:07:45 > 1:07:49You can't have Lexi growing up with all these names, she won't know where she is.
1:07:49 > 1:07:51She won't have a different name. She'll have mine.
1:07:52 > 1:07:56Listen...her dad is a Mitchell, yeah?
1:07:56 > 1:08:00No matter what you think of him, he is her dad.
1:08:00 > 1:08:03Her granddad's a Mitchell, her great-granddad is a Mitchell!
1:08:03 > 1:08:06If you had the name too, well...
1:08:06 > 1:08:08we'd be a proper family, wouldn't we?
1:08:08 > 1:08:09And I look after my own, don't I, Billy?
1:08:09 > 1:08:11You ain't that generous.
1:08:12 > 1:08:15- Lexi'll be set for life. - She IS set for life.
1:08:15 > 1:08:18Even if I'm poor, I will give her everything that I've got.
1:08:18 > 1:08:22Do you really think I'm going to trust you to do the same?
1:08:22 > 1:08:23Phil...
1:08:23 > 1:08:25she doesn't want the name.
1:08:26 > 1:08:29Well...if you don't trust me, what about Sharon?
1:08:29 > 1:08:33Sharon? What's Sharon got to do with any of this?
1:08:33 > 1:08:34I've asked her to marry me.
1:08:37 > 1:08:40Really? What, and she knows about the name change
1:08:40 > 1:08:41and she's cool with that as well?
1:08:41 > 1:08:42Yeah.
1:08:42 > 1:08:45Yeah, so it wouldn't just be me.
1:08:45 > 1:08:48It'd be you, it'd be you, Billy, me, Sharon...
1:08:48 > 1:08:52I mean, if that ain't the nearest thing we're going to get to a proper family, I don't know what is.
1:09:11 > 1:09:14I wish you'd tell me what's up.
1:09:14 > 1:09:17And I wish you'd just figure it out.
1:09:17 > 1:09:18Please?
1:09:19 > 1:09:23Well, the last time I was here, we buried Heather.
1:09:23 > 1:09:26Now I'm supposed to just stick on a suit and act the big man.
1:09:26 > 1:09:28Where's my soldier of God gone, eh?
1:09:29 > 1:09:32Maybe it's best they don't show up, eh?
1:09:34 > 1:09:35Where's Phil?
1:09:35 > 1:09:37Left in a cab half hour ago.
1:09:37 > 1:09:38And Sharon?
1:09:38 > 1:09:42Easy, easy, easy. Vicars don't do violence. Neither do I, Jack.
1:09:42 > 1:09:44- Just be cool, all right? - She said yes to him.
1:09:44 > 1:09:46I bet you she's said yes to him.
1:09:46 > 1:09:49You don't know that, Jack.
1:09:49 > 1:09:51PHONE BEEPING
1:10:02 > 1:10:05You're not going to shout at us?
1:10:05 > 1:10:06Send us home?
1:10:10 > 1:10:13You know, these things...
1:10:14 > 1:10:19..these things are not one player. I've tried.
1:10:28 > 1:10:29You ready?
1:10:29 > 1:10:31SHE CHUCKLES
1:10:31 > 1:10:34Ayesha, what have you been eating?!
1:10:34 > 1:10:35Ohh...
1:10:35 > 1:10:38Ah, your hangover any better?
1:10:38 > 1:10:40Getting there.
1:10:41 > 1:10:45- I'm done with the booze, that's for sure.- Oh!
1:10:45 > 1:10:48That's a pretty quick rebellious phase.
1:10:48 > 1:10:50Without Dad, I got no-one to rebel against.
1:10:55 > 1:10:57Why are you being so nice?
1:10:57 > 1:10:58HE CHUCKLES
1:10:58 > 1:11:01It's interrogation technique.
1:11:01 > 1:11:03AYESHA LAUGHS
1:11:03 > 1:11:05What we doing here, Ayesha?
1:11:05 > 1:11:06Er, we're on a seesaw?
1:11:10 > 1:11:14When you came here, you were so sure about everything.
1:11:14 > 1:11:17You were going to meet Rashid, get married...
1:11:19 > 1:11:21At home, it all seemed so simple.
1:11:22 > 1:11:27You know, but that was before there was such a thing as London and...
1:11:27 > 1:11:29your family and...
1:11:29 > 1:11:32cherryade plus - AJ's name, not mine.
1:11:32 > 1:11:35You make us sound like forbidden fruit!
1:11:35 > 1:11:37Well, I can't imagine my brother letting us come to stay
1:11:37 > 1:11:38if he knew what you...
1:11:41 > 1:11:42Sorry.
1:11:42 > 1:11:44So...
1:11:44 > 1:11:48your eyes have been opened to the bounteous possibilities of life,
1:11:48 > 1:11:50and you don't know what to do?
1:11:50 > 1:11:52Sort of.
1:11:54 > 1:11:56You want some advice?
1:11:57 > 1:11:58Please.
1:11:58 > 1:12:00Come home...
1:12:01 > 1:12:05..meet Rashid. If you like him, that's great...
1:12:05 > 1:12:10If you don't...then bid him farewell.
1:12:11 > 1:12:14What, just...just turn him away?
1:12:14 > 1:12:17Yeah, well, it's far less radical than doing a runner.
1:12:19 > 1:12:23But...what about my family? His family?
1:12:24 > 1:12:26Your family?
1:12:26 > 1:12:28It's your life, Ayesha.
1:12:28 > 1:12:29Huh!
1:12:29 > 1:12:30SHE LAUGHS
1:13:02 > 1:13:03Think he'll be all right?
1:13:03 > 1:13:05You know what, when I was little,
1:13:05 > 1:13:07I used to think churches were really sad places
1:13:07 > 1:13:11cos they were surrounded by gravestones.
1:13:11 > 1:13:13Yeah. It creates a vibe.
1:13:13 > 1:13:16Yeah, but there's weddings, isn't there? And christenings...
1:13:16 > 1:13:17Pat.
1:13:17 > 1:13:19Yeah.
1:13:19 > 1:13:21James is in good company.
1:13:21 > 1:13:22Me too.
1:13:36 > 1:13:40And there was me thinking we got all dressed up for nothing.
1:13:40 > 1:13:41We still good to go, Vic?
1:13:41 > 1:13:42Of course.
1:13:42 > 1:13:45Come on, let's get inside, come on.
1:13:45 > 1:13:48- She ain't half getting heavy. - Jay, will you take her for a minute?
1:13:48 > 1:13:50There you are, mate.
1:13:52 > 1:13:55- All right?- Does my hair look all right?- Yeah, it looks great.
1:13:55 > 1:13:56Come on, then.
1:13:58 > 1:14:00Hey, she looks gorgeous!
1:14:00 > 1:14:03Ah, you're going to make a great godfather.
1:14:04 > 1:14:06Alfie, is Jack in there?
1:14:06 > 1:14:08He's down there, sweetheart.
1:14:13 > 1:14:17Mrs Masood, please, pass on our regrets to Ayesha's family
1:14:17 > 1:14:20that this meeting could not take place.
1:14:20 > 1:14:22Erm, perhaps if you could just wait a little bit longer...
1:14:22 > 1:14:26Clearly, they hadn't heard about your family's chaotic ways in Newcastle.
1:14:26 > 1:14:29Oh, that sounds like them!
1:14:30 > 1:14:32I'm so sorry I'm late.
1:14:32 > 1:14:34Oh, no, it's my fault. I read the note all wrong.
1:14:34 > 1:14:36I got all the wrong timings!
1:14:37 > 1:14:40Well, Rashid, this is Ayesha. Ayesha, Rashid.
1:14:40 > 1:14:41I've waited so long to meet you.
1:14:43 > 1:14:46Well, why don't we leave them to it?
1:14:46 > 1:14:48Mrs Kayani, are you familiar at all
1:14:48 > 1:14:50with the wonderful delights of Walford?
1:14:53 > 1:14:54Please, come through.
1:14:54 > 1:14:56Uncle Ji, could you stay?
1:14:58 > 1:15:00I'd prefer to have a chaperone.
1:15:03 > 1:15:04Yeah.
1:15:08 > 1:15:09Aah...
1:15:11 > 1:15:14She looks gorgeous.
1:15:14 > 1:15:17Don't start me off. I don't want to blubber in the pics.
1:15:21 > 1:15:22You seen Sharon?
1:15:22 > 1:15:23No.
1:15:44 > 1:15:47Jack? You OK?
1:15:53 > 1:15:55HE SIGHS
1:15:58 > 1:16:00Just thinking about him...
1:16:03 > 1:16:06..imagining him being an old git like me...
1:16:08 > 1:16:11..grey hair, crow's feet...
1:16:11 > 1:16:14and making the same mistakes as his old man.
1:16:15 > 1:16:17Jack, I'm so sorry.
1:16:19 > 1:16:25Listen, I really thought Phil chose this church on purpose.
1:16:25 > 1:16:27Phil doesn't give things that much thought.
1:16:27 > 1:16:28Just the way James died...
1:16:30 > 1:16:32..all that happened...
1:16:34 > 1:16:36..it's easy for paranoia to creep in.
1:16:38 > 1:16:42I'm sorry for that. I truly am.
1:16:50 > 1:16:54- Thanks. We're going to start in a sec.- Where is she, Phil?
1:16:54 > 1:16:57- I told you I'm not doing it without her.- Let's just start, all right?
1:16:57 > 1:17:00- Can you hear me?! - I said she'll be here, OK?
1:17:00 > 1:17:01Vicar?
1:17:03 > 1:17:07So it's my pleasure to welcome you to Saint Cuthbert's this New Year's Day
1:17:07 > 1:17:10for Lexi's christening.
1:17:10 > 1:17:13We meet in the name of the Father and of the Son
1:17:13 > 1:17:15and of the Holy Spirit.
1:17:15 > 1:17:17- ALL:- Amen.
1:17:17 > 1:17:18The Lord be with you.
1:17:18 > 1:17:20And also with you.
1:17:20 > 1:17:22I've been an idiot.
1:17:22 > 1:17:24This where you take back the proposal?
1:17:24 > 1:17:28No, I don't mean an idiot for asking you - it's the way I asked you.
1:17:28 > 1:17:32- Jack, either way...- Please, please.
1:17:32 > 1:17:34Whatever your decision,
1:17:34 > 1:17:39I don't want you thinking I wasn't being sincere, cos I was.
1:17:39 > 1:17:41I love you, Sharon.
1:17:41 > 1:17:44I never thought I'd be able to say that again...
1:17:44 > 1:17:45but I can.
1:17:45 > 1:17:46And I love you.
1:17:49 > 1:17:50You say that like it ain't enough.
1:17:53 > 1:17:54Is it enough?
1:18:09 > 1:18:12Are you yourself a follower of Jesus Christ,
1:18:12 > 1:18:15trusting the gracious promises of God?
1:18:15 > 1:18:17BOTH: I am.
1:18:17 > 1:18:20Are you willing to sponsor this child, answering for them now
1:18:20 > 1:18:23and accepting responsibility for their Christian upbringing
1:18:23 > 1:18:25in the life of the Church?
1:18:25 > 1:18:26BOTH: I am willing.
1:18:26 > 1:18:30I ask you now to answer in the name of this child.
1:18:30 > 1:18:31Do you profess this faith?
1:18:31 > 1:18:33BOTH: I do.
1:18:33 > 1:18:34Will you follow Jesus faithfully
1:18:34 > 1:18:37and obey his commands throughout your life?
1:18:37 > 1:18:40BOTH: With his help, I intend to do so.
1:18:41 > 1:18:43Let us all stand and pray.
1:18:50 > 1:18:53- Lord, our merciful God... - (You did good.)
1:18:53 > 1:18:56..you have promised in Christ to be our God
1:18:56 > 1:18:58and God and Father to our children.
1:18:58 > 1:19:02Fulfil your promise to us and, for Jesus Christ's sake,
1:19:02 > 1:19:05receive this child as a member of your family.
1:19:05 > 1:19:08Grant that they may receive the fullness of your grace
1:19:08 > 1:19:10and the washing away of all their sins,
1:19:10 > 1:19:14for without these blessings, no-one can enter your kingdom.
1:19:14 > 1:19:17'May your spirit live and work in them,
1:19:17 > 1:19:22'that they may be yours for ever. Through Jesus Christ, our Lord.
1:19:22 > 1:19:23'Amen.'
1:19:23 > 1:19:24- 'ALL:- Amen.'
1:19:26 > 1:19:30Now, if we can all move to the font at the back of the church.
1:19:51 > 1:19:54Christ claims you for his own.
1:19:56 > 1:19:58Receive the sign of his cross...
1:19:58 > 1:20:02do not be ashamed to confess the faith of Christ crucified.
1:20:04 > 1:20:09- ALL:- Fight valiantly as a disciple of Christ against sin,
1:20:09 > 1:20:11the world and the devil,
1:20:11 > 1:20:16and remain faithful to Christ to the end of your life.
1:20:16 > 1:20:20May Almighty God deliver you from the powers of darkness
1:20:20 > 1:20:24and restore in you the image of his glory,
1:20:24 > 1:20:28and lead you in the light and obedience of Christ.
1:20:28 > 1:20:30- ALL:- Amen.
1:20:30 > 1:20:32Name this child.
1:20:32 > 1:20:34No.
1:20:34 > 1:20:35No. I meant what I said, Phil...
1:20:35 > 1:20:37DOOR OPENS
1:20:45 > 1:20:47Can you ask her again?
1:20:49 > 1:20:50Name this child?
1:20:56 > 1:20:58Lexi Billie...
1:21:01 > 1:21:02..Mitchell.
1:21:07 > 1:21:09Lexi Billie, I baptise you...
1:21:11 > 1:21:13..in the name of the Father...
1:21:14 > 1:21:16..and of the Son...
1:21:16 > 1:21:17and of the Holy Spirit.
1:21:19 > 1:21:20Amen.
1:21:20 > 1:21:21- ALL:- Amen.
1:21:27 > 1:21:32And you know, I'm of an age now where I feel I should settle down...
1:21:33 > 1:21:35..and start a family.
1:21:37 > 1:21:41In that case, you need to know some home truths about us...
1:21:44 > 1:21:48- I love Justin Bieber. - MASOOD COUGHS - I mean LOVE him.
1:21:48 > 1:21:52- I can't say I'm familiar. - And I snore. Well bad.
1:21:52 > 1:21:56Me nan said you can hear us snoozing from Gateshead to Sunderland...
1:21:56 > 1:21:59- Well, I am quite a heavy sleeper. - ..and I've got a drink problem.
1:21:59 > 1:22:01- No, you haven't got a... - I got drunk last night.
1:22:01 > 1:22:03Well, we all err on occasion.
1:22:05 > 1:22:09To be honest, I don't care what music you like or how you sleep.
1:22:10 > 1:22:12You don't care?
1:22:12 > 1:22:15I just care about whether you like me...
1:22:16 > 1:22:19..and whether I like you too, of course.
1:22:19 > 1:22:22Well, things are never perfect, are they?
1:22:22 > 1:22:23MASOOD CHUCKLES
1:22:25 > 1:22:27I think you're funny...
1:22:27 > 1:22:31- that's a good start, isn't it? - Guess it is.
1:22:31 > 1:22:33Well, as this is an introduction,
1:22:33 > 1:22:36it's probably the best place to end, eh?
1:22:39 > 1:22:43I promise, if we meet again, to listen to Justin Beeby.
1:23:06 > 1:23:10He was all right...admit it!
1:23:10 > 1:23:11He's all right.
1:23:15 > 1:23:18Phil just wanted Lola to feel like part of the family, you know?
1:23:18 > 1:23:21Since when has Phil ever done something for nothing?
1:23:21 > 1:23:25Listen, everyone, get together, please, for this photo.
1:23:25 > 1:23:26Hey, where's Phil?
1:23:26 > 1:23:28Where's Sharon?
1:23:28 > 1:23:29Where's Jack?
1:23:37 > 1:23:40Yeah, I'll marry you.
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