05/10/2013

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Oh, yes.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50You sure you're good to look after him again?

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Yep, I've got the whole day off.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Kamil and Chacha, say "Chacha".

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Chacha.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58We're going to spend some quality time together,

0:00:58 > 0:01:00before the flight tomorrow, innit?

0:01:00 > 0:01:02OK, I'll leave you both to it, then.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- OK, no rush. Say, "No rush." - No rush.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09- You might want to pop in on Carol before your round.- Carol?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Well, in case you'd forgotten, there's a cuckoo in the nest.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18- Bye.- Bye!

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- So does Mum know Granddad's here? - Your mum's got enough to contend with.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24You seriously expect me and him to keep this a secret, don't you?

0:01:24 > 0:01:28- Bianca would be on the first train home. Is that's what you want? - So why did he get beat up?

0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Never you mind.- I bet he deserved it. - DOORBELL RINGS

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Just eat your breakfast, the pair of you.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43- I thought you were at work?- Yeah, I thought I'd walk the kids to school.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46No, no, no, Liam can do that. Tiff! Morgan! Come on, you're going to be late.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50- It's really not a problem. - I thought you'd want to spend some time with Kamil.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53I do, but he's not going home till tomorrow. I can see you've got your hands full.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57- I can manage it. You've got to walk the kids to school, Liam. Come on.- What? No way!

0:01:57 > 0:02:00- No, I never asked for this to happen. - Why are you letting him stay?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Well, it's just for a few more days.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06I thought it was only for the night.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08The man can barely walk.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10I mean, I can hardly throw him out on the street, can I?

0:02:10 > 0:02:12I mean, what would Bianca say?

0:02:21 > 0:02:25- You lost something, Mrs Branning? - Yes, my church keys.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29Well, I mean, I ain't lost them. They're here somewhere.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31I just CAN'T remember where I put them.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34You are going to wear yourself out with all this fund-raising.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Yes, well, people don't realise what the duties of a church warden are.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40I mean, it's defeated better people than me.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- Ah.- What was that?- What?

0:02:43 > 0:02:46No, I've got to get to the launderette.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50And it would be a small help if you could clear up after yourself.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Hi.- Hey.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06I just left you a message.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- Oh, yeah, I was just about to call you.- Yeah.

0:03:08 > 0:03:13I think I might have left my wristwatch...at yours, last night.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17- Oh, right.- Maybe, like, under a pillow, or something.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19OK, I'll keep an eye out.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Erm, I need to get Scarlett to nursery.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- OK, well, yeah, I've got to crack on as well, so...- OK.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Catch up later.- Yeah.- OK.- OK.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39- Should be in hospital. - Yeah, well, try telling David that.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40The man's been beaten up.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43I am perfectly capable of looking after him myself.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Why do you bother? He never had time for us.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49- Yeah, that's not really helping, Whitney.- Fine. I'll leave you to it.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52If you've got a problem with David being here...

0:03:52 > 0:03:56No, I haven't got a problem. It's your call.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00OK, well, as soon as he can manage it, he'll be out that door.

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Right.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03- See you.- Bye.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Hey, Mrs B! I'm loving your swagger today.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Yes, well, I ain't got time to stop and chat.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Oh, that church roof is certainly keeping you busy, eh?

0:04:14 > 0:04:15What are you implying?

0:04:15 > 0:04:19Nothing, I was just, you know, I was just saying that you must be close to that magic target.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Yes, well, I ain't got all the figures, not off the top of me head, but...

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Well, if you'll excuse me, I've got to open up the launderette.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30OK, Mrs B.

0:04:32 > 0:04:37Oh! So...you and Alice, huh?

0:04:37 > 0:04:41- What about us?- Well, it was looking pretty promising

0:04:41 > 0:04:42when we left you in the Vic.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46And judging by that smile on your face...

0:04:46 > 0:04:48We went back to hers.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52- HE SHRIEKS AND GIGGLES - You done the naughty!

0:04:52 > 0:04:55You the man. That's my boy, right there. That's my BOY!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57So, tell me, was it worth the wait?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Huh? HUH? Come on, talk to me.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Bruv, don't... Ah! You!

0:05:04 > 0:05:07I'm not really sure we did connect. It was all just a bit...

0:05:07 > 0:05:08What, predictable?

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Maybe I'm just expecting too much.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Well, I suppose you have only got Michael to compare him to.

0:05:13 > 0:05:14Exactly.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17And I imagine Michael was a little less...conventional.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23I like Tamwar, I do, and he's sweet and he's caring...

0:05:23 > 0:05:25But the earth never moved.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Mm-mm. I dunno, maybe we're just not compatible.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32- See you later.- See you.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- You're awake, then? - Yeah, I heard the kids.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53- I thought you'd forgotten me. - I've been busy.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Here you are. Stick those up there, will ya?

0:05:55 > 0:05:58I put your shirt in to soak. You got blood on the collar.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Ta.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07I must look like a right sight, don't I?

0:06:07 > 0:06:09I'm going to pop over the cafe and pick up my wages.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Is there anything I can get you?

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Not unless you're paying.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15How are you feeling?

0:06:15 > 0:06:19- I've been worse.- Right, well, you know what? You should really see a doctor.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20They'd only ask questions.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24- Well, let me just phone up the surgery and get you checked over.- No!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27I don't want the police getting involved.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30- Yeah, well, I wonder why. - Was that your friend at the door?

0:06:30 > 0:06:35Yeah, yeah, he often pops over first thing.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Bet he's pleased I'm still here.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Yeah, well, I told him you weren't staying long.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Well, it's a chance for me to get to know the family better, innit? - Family?

0:06:42 > 0:06:46You've seen Bianca once in 16 years. You're a stranger to those kids.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52Well...we've all got some catching up to do then, ain't we?

0:06:52 > 0:06:57Well, don't you dare go making promises you can't keep. You'll only disappoint them.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Nice to know you've got such faith in me, Carol(!)

0:06:59 > 0:07:02I might be letting you stay but that doesn't mean I've forgiven you.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04OK, so I messed up.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06You turned up on my doorstep with another man's wife!

0:07:06 > 0:07:10- I wanted to see Bianca.- Oh, save it, David.- I wanted to see you!

0:07:10 > 0:07:13You were going to buy our daughter off with stolen cash!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15You let a gang of thugs into my house!

0:07:15 > 0:07:18I meant what I said, Carol...

0:07:18 > 0:07:19I still love you.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24You just can't help yourself, can you?

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Trouble follows you wherever you go.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Once upon a time that was just what you liked about me.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Yeah, well...maybe I've grown up.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42There you go, all right? Your boy is going to love them.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Cheers, darling.- You take care. All right.- Ta-ta.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46- Fats.- Yes, baby? Yes, baby? - Have you spoken to Tamwar?

0:07:46 > 0:07:50Oh, man, I have not seen him so happy.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51That is...not good.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Hey, listen, it took them a while to do the deed, yeah?

0:07:53 > 0:07:56But now he has there's not going to be no stopping him.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59- I wouldn't be so sure about that. - What you talking about, baby?

0:07:59 > 0:08:03Alice mentioned there might be some issues.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04Issues?!

0:08:04 > 0:08:07In the bedroom department.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Wait, are you saying that the lady didn't have a good time?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12She's convinced it's never going to work.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Wow, this is seriously going to crush him.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21You know, Scorpio - Aquarius.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23I mean, it was always fraught with potential pitfalls.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Well, maybe I should say something to him, you know?- Like what?

0:08:26 > 0:08:29"I hear you're a flop in bed?"

0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Somebody's got to burst his love bubble.- Yeah, OK.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34I think that should be Alice.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36- I've got to go. I'll see you in a bit, yeah?- OK.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43- You all right, Dot? - Why shouldn't I be?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45I was only asking.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49Yes, well, I've got to get back. I'm snowed under today.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53- Rushed off me feet.- Well, I've told you about doing too much.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Well, certain people take advantage of my good nature.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58We talking about the church?

0:08:58 > 0:09:01"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions."

0:09:01 > 0:09:03You try to do a good deed and people don't see it that way.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Sorry, sorry, you've lost me, Dot.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11It's Sharon. She asked me to babysit.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13I was ever so tired, you know,

0:09:13 > 0:09:15what with the carry on at St Cuthbert's.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Right, so you've fallen out with Sharon? Why?

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Well, I shouldn't have shouted at Dennis.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23I mean, he used to be such a nice little boy

0:09:23 > 0:09:26and suddenly he's become quite a handful.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28I'm sure if you just said sorry...

0:09:28 > 0:09:30She won't even give me the time of day.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Right, I'll talk to her.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34No, I'd rather you didn't interfere.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Anyway, I've got to get back. I've got to compose me letter.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39You know, inform the parish council of me decision.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40What decision?

0:09:41 > 0:09:48Well, I'm going to tender my resignation...as a church warden.

0:09:48 > 0:09:49Nobody wants you to resign, Dot.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Yes, well, I thought you'd be pleased.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54I just thought you should slow down a bit.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Yes, well, I shall tell the vicar personally.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59That's if he ever deigns to answer my phone calls.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- How much is this?- £2, please.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Hi.- Hi.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Do you fancy a drink after work or something?

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Depends on what time I finish.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14- OK, right.- Erm...shall we play it by ear, yeah?

0:10:14 > 0:10:15- Yeah.- OK.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21So, how's things with you and Alice?

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Yeah, I get the feeling she's avoiding me.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Oh, OK, erm...

0:10:28 > 0:10:30OK, you know, how were...

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Is everything working, bro?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Did you actually just ask me that? - No, no...

0:10:38 > 0:10:40YES, everything's working fine.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Maybe she's playing hard to get, you know?

0:10:43 > 0:10:44Bit late for that.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Yeah, well, you know, women, they like an air of mystery.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Now that you've sampled the goods, you know...

0:10:51 > 0:10:55- and passed the gravy, you know... - What? You think she's getting second thoughts?

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Alice? You and...

0:10:58 > 0:11:01No, mate, she is crazy about you.

0:11:02 > 0:11:03HE SIGHS

0:11:06 > 0:11:10Hey. You've left him on his own in the house?

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Well, he's hardly going to rob the place, is he?

0:11:12 > 0:11:14I wouldn't put it past him.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Do you want to come round for some lunch?

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Er...

0:11:20 > 0:11:21..might be a bit crowded.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23David's laid up in bed.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26- I really should check on Kamil. - Do you know what? It was a just a...

0:11:26 > 0:11:29But you know what? An hour wouldn't hurt.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31- OK.- Yeah?- I'll see you later, then.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39- Hey. You all right?- Yeah. Busy.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- OK.- You?

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Yeah, good. All good.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Good. Good.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51That's great. Cheers, Marie. Day off?

0:11:51 > 0:11:54- Well, I wouldn't go as far as that. - Never stops, does it?

0:11:54 > 0:11:57- I've just come to get my wages. - I'll catch you later.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01- I spoke to Dot earlier.- Oh, yeah?

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Yeah. She said that you had words.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Well, she's only got herself to blame.- She seemed very upset.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Well, so was Denny, when Dot shouted at him.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- I'm not saying that she's in the right...- Good, cos you weren't there so...

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Look, Dot's not getting any younger.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Maybe Dennis is just a bit too much for her.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17So now it's my fault, is it?

0:12:17 > 0:12:21You know that she's resigning as church warden?

0:12:21 > 0:12:22No, she never mentioned it.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Well, bearing in mind you're not speaking to her...

0:12:25 > 0:12:27I was supposed to be helping with the fund-raising.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Well, you know, she could do with a bit of support right now.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34Well, she knows where I am if she wants to apologise. See you later.

0:12:34 > 0:12:35See you.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Yeah? Have that. - DOOR OPENS

0:12:39 > 0:12:43Yeah! Then we can play hide and seek, innit?

0:12:43 > 0:12:44Yeah!

0:12:44 > 0:12:47- Having fun?- Huh?

0:12:47 > 0:12:52Yeah, Masood is round at Carol's. Lunch. Spraying his turf.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56You two losers are so loved up.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58There's too much testosterone in this house!

0:12:58 > 0:13:01- Yeah, we should be happy you're still single, then.- Happily single.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Then why are you going on dating sites?

0:13:03 > 0:13:06That doesn't necessarily mean I want a relationship.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09- It's too much like hard work. - Yeah, I'm surprised you can remember.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Hey, I'm just taking time out.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15Giving you two dweebs a chance at the dating game.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17If you want my advice, the voice of experience...

0:13:17 > 0:13:19That's not going to happen. Is that my lunch?

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Yeah, I thought he might be hungry.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Where does that leave me then? - McKlunky's?

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Bye. Say "bye".- Bye.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41- I hope you're hungry.- I'm starving.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43- 'There you go.- Oh, thanks.'

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Ah, this is nice!

0:13:49 > 0:13:50It's only a sandwich.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Yeah, well, it's the thought that counts.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Listen to that.

0:13:56 > 0:13:57(Silence.)

0:13:57 > 0:13:59No-one to bother us!

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Yeah, you're forgetting the invalid upstairs.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04- Just forget he's there. - Yeah, I'm trying, believe me.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09I don't want him coming between us.

0:14:09 > 0:14:10He won't.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14CROCKERY SMASHES What's that?

0:14:24 > 0:14:25What are you playing at?

0:14:25 > 0:14:28- I was trying to move the tray. - All right, well just leave it...- Ah!

0:14:28 > 0:14:31What did I say? I'll go and get the first aid kit.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37OK, little fella, time to hit the swings...

0:14:39 > 0:14:41..one time round the park...

0:14:42 > 0:14:47..maybe an ice cream, for old times' sake...

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Hide and seek? Now you want to play.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Kamil?

0:14:55 > 0:14:59I'm coming to get you... Boo!

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Kamil?

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Kamil?

0:15:11 > 0:15:12Kamil?

0:15:15 > 0:15:16Oh. Breathe.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Breathe. This...isn't happening.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43- You should have called me. - I didn't want to bother you.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48You're such hard work - do you know that?

0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Ow!- Oh, don't be such a baby.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55- It stings!- All right, well, keep still.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57He cut himself.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Stupid.- It's all right. We were just having lunch.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04I do seem to keep ruining your intimate moments, don't I?

0:16:04 > 0:16:05- You'll live.- Right old mess.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Well, at least you've got Carol to run round after you.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11Don't worry. As soon as I'm mended, I'll be out of your hair.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Let's hope you get well soon.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16I'll be down in a minute.

0:16:16 > 0:16:17Masood.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Mm.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Don't get too comfortable.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38KAMIL?

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Yo. What's going on, bruv?

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Kamil. Have you seen him?

0:16:41 > 0:16:43No. Not since this morning.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46I left him for, like, five minutes, the door was open...

0:16:46 > 0:16:49- You are not telling me...?- I've lost him.- Oh, my...- Kamil?- Kamil?

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Leave that, I'll do it. Sorry about lunch.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56He really picks his moments, doesn't he?

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Yeah, well, at least he's on the mend.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04He's playing you, Carol.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06What, you think I'm too stupid to see that?

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Maybe you're just used to him taking advantage.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Are you saying you don't trust me? - It's HIM I don't trust.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Did you pop round this morning to help out or were you checking up?

0:17:13 > 0:17:16- Can you tell me there's nothing between you?- It's finished.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18All right? Whatever we had is history.

0:17:24 > 0:17:25I'm not about to share you.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30In a few more days he'll be gone.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44- Why would Kamil run away? - I don't know! I thought he liked me.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47- What did you say to him?- We were talking about him flying home,

0:17:47 > 0:17:50we were going to go to the park, I went upstairs...

0:17:50 > 0:17:54- You know what, it's time to phone Masood, bruv.- Yeah.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56No. Kamil's gone missing! How can I tell Masood?

0:17:56 > 0:17:59- He can't have gone far. - WHERE is he then?

0:17:59 > 0:18:01I don't know. Maybe somebody else has found him?

0:18:01 > 0:18:05Hey, Whit! Whit, sweetheart, You haven't found Kamil, have you?

0:18:05 > 0:18:09- Found...? Have you lost him? - Yes.- No! Sort of.- Calm down.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12I'm CALM, OK?

0:18:12 > 0:18:16- When was the last time you saw him? - At home.- In the house.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19Wait, you have checked the house, innit?

0:18:23 > 0:18:24Seriously?

0:18:26 > 0:18:32There we go. Lovely. I'll see you in a couple of weeks, yeah? Bye.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39So I'm seeing Tam later in the Vic, for a drink.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43- I'm sure he knows something's up. - Why? You been avoiding him?

0:18:43 > 0:18:45I really don't want to hurt him.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49Alice, this morning Fats was telling me how happy Tam was.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Oh, really?

0:18:51 > 0:18:54It wouldn't surprise me if Tam's told half the Square already.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57- It's never going to work. - You haven't given it a chance, yet.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59- We've haven't got anything in common.- Er, yes, you have.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01You both like Westerns...

0:19:01 > 0:19:03you both like processed cheese...

0:19:03 > 0:19:08and also chatting away for hours about absolutely nothing.

0:19:09 > 0:19:10Oh, I don't know what to do.

0:19:10 > 0:19:15Just don't be hasty, OK? You don't want to regret anything.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18- Well, it would really make me happy if you were there later, in the Vic.- Me?

0:19:18 > 0:19:23Yeah, I could just do with some moral support. Please.

0:19:23 > 0:19:24Do you just want to go over.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36If it's an apology you're after...

0:19:37 > 0:19:39..you've wasted your journey.

0:19:41 > 0:19:42Maybe I overreacted.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50- Anything?- No, he's not out the back.- No sign of him upstairs.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52- I'm calling the police. - OK, wait, wait, wait, all right?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Let's just chill out and think this through carefully.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57I can't even look after a three-year-old child!

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Look, think, is there anywhere that he might be?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Don't you think I would have looked?

0:20:02 > 0:20:05OK. Panic over.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08Ohh!

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Why did you hide from me?

0:20:15 > 0:20:19- I don't want to go home. - You don't want to go home. Why not?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21I want to stay with Chacha.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24You want to stay with Chacha?

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Chacha's going to miss you too.

0:20:36 > 0:20:40I'm sorry, Sharon, I shouldn't have shouted.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Shouldn't have lost me temper.

0:20:42 > 0:20:49"Refrain from anger, turn away from wrath!" That's Psalm 37, verse eight.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Well, you can get a bit protective when it comes to your kids.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55I know it's hard for you, bringing up a child on your own.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57I mean, look at me, my Nick.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00Denny can get a bit boisterous, I suppose.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Well, that's one way of putting it.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Look, why don't we put this behind us, yeah?

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Oh, I'd really like to.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08You know, it's not good to dwell on things...

0:21:08 > 0:21:12Well, you know me, Sharon, I ain't one to bear a grudge.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Dot, Carol told me you were resigning.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18I thought you liked being church warden.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Tell you the truth...it's nearly been the death of me.

0:21:21 > 0:21:25Why didn't you call me if you needed some help?

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Look, just sleep on it, eh, Dot?

0:21:27 > 0:21:30That's the trouble - I ain't been sleeping.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33You make a better job of running things than anyone I know.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Look, we can work through this list together, can't we?

0:21:35 > 0:21:38That's very kind of you, Sharon...

0:21:38 > 0:21:41but I've already come to my decision.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44I mean, the people of Walford, they ain't well disposed to charity.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Too busy with their own concerns, I suppose.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50- What about a garage sale? - I ain't got a garage.

0:21:50 > 0:21:54No, jumble, bric-a-brac - we could get the whole Square involved.

0:21:54 > 0:21:58- Make a day of it.- The church reaching out to the community.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Well, we'll have to start delegating and maybe Denny can help.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04- Give you both a chance to be friends again.- Oh, I say.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06You might even bag a bargain, eh?

0:22:06 > 0:22:10Well, I shall have to inform the vicar first, of course. PHONE RINGS

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Dorothy Branning.

0:22:18 > 0:22:19Talk of the devil!

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Vicar, I was hoping you would call.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Yes, yes, I did leave an urgent message.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29Well, I wanted to discuss the new fund-raising idea.

0:22:29 > 0:22:33I thought I could share it at tomorrow night's meeting.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37- Granddad!- Granddad!- Hey!

0:22:37 > 0:22:39- We made you a get-well card. - I want to show him!

0:22:39 > 0:22:42Careful! Careful, careful, I'm fragile!

0:22:45 > 0:22:48- All right? How was school? - Same as usual.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Is that supposed to be me?

0:22:57 > 0:22:59All beaten up.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Are those men going to come back?

0:23:01 > 0:23:03No, darling, no.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06Not with Nana Carol to beat them up, eh? Eh?

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Right, kids, tea's on the table.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12Thank you.

0:23:12 > 0:23:17- Can we come and see you later?- Course you can - if you behave yourself.

0:23:17 > 0:23:18Ta-ta.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24She's got you well trained.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Oh, you know Carol.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Yeah. Better than anyone.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Bothers you, doesn't it? Me being around.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Your reputation precedes you.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40I let her down, yes.

0:23:41 > 0:23:45- We both know she deserves better. - Yeah, that's where I come in.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Well, I'm pleased she's found someone so reliable.

0:23:47 > 0:23:51- If you think I'm going to let you hurt her again...- I mean it.

0:23:52 > 0:23:56It's nice to see you're making a go of things.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58As soon as you can walk, you're out that door.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00That's up to her.

0:24:00 > 0:24:04Why don't you just do the decent thing, for once in your life?

0:24:04 > 0:24:05I'll try not to ruin the party.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09- Good.- There's just one little problem...

0:24:11 > 0:24:13She does have a habit of falling in love with me.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Ah, Tam the man! Wha' gwan, fam?

0:24:23 > 0:24:27Alice asked me here for a drink. Apparently she wants to talk.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31OK...all right.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33She hasn't even mentioned last night yet.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37- All right, boys? Darling.- Hey, babe.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40- Shall I get us a drink, yeah?- Yeah.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46- You all right?- Hey.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49- Can I have a Coke and a beer, please?- Yeah, sure.- Ta.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53What are you going to do?

0:24:53 > 0:24:55I think I'm just going to tell him it's not working out.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57You're going to break his little heart.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00I know, but at least I'm being honest.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Are you? Really?

0:25:03 > 0:25:07Look, Tamwar isn't Michael, OK?

0:25:07 > 0:25:10- And you're never going to be with Michael.- You don't know that.

0:25:10 > 0:25:14And if you keep putting Michael on this ridiculous pedestal,

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Tamwar doesn't stand a chance.

0:25:20 > 0:25:21Really?

0:25:21 > 0:25:23No-one is ever going to stand a chance, OK?

0:25:23 > 0:25:25And you are never going to be happy.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29Trust me, Alice, I think you could do a lot worse.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38What about the... You know.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Well, maybe you just need to work on it.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44You know what they say, practice makes perfect.

0:25:46 > 0:25:47You don't think...

0:25:50 > 0:25:54The... The scars - they were bound to put her off.

0:25:54 > 0:25:58What? Alice? No, no, no!

0:25:58 > 0:26:01You push that idea way out your head.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05- Why is there suddenly a problem? - Maybe...- There you go, darling.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Sorry. Girl talk.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Tam...

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Kat and Michael are actually out tonight.

0:26:15 > 0:26:19So, I don't know, maybe we could skip these and go back to mine.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Yeah, I can do that. Yeah.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37- See you later.- Bye.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Babe, what just happened?

0:26:44 > 0:26:47She just changed her mind. You know, woman's prerogative.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01MASOOD: OK, well, I'll try and pop into the cafe before we go.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03- CAROL:- All right. Bye-bye, darling.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06- Bye-bye. See you.- See you later.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10I can come round tonight and cook, if you like.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12It's a bit of a houseful still, isn't it?

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Yeah, but you need someone to look after you -

0:27:14 > 0:27:17- not the other way round. - Look, we've been through this.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20- I can't chuck him out, the state he's in.- You've done more than he deserves already.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Hasn't he got friends he can go to?

0:27:22 > 0:27:25He can't move. He's still up to his eyeballs in painkillers.

0:27:30 > 0:27:34HE STRAINS

0:27:34 > 0:27:36- CAROL:- We're all going to miss you.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40- Come on.- Bye.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44- See ya.- Bye. >

0:28:03 > 0:28:05Morning.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Hey! What are you doing up out of bed?

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Spent too long up there already.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11No fun on your own.

0:28:11 > 0:28:14- Here you are, I need some more of those.- Well, you look awful. - Oh, thank you.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17Sit down. I was going to bring you some tea up.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19His nibs not around this morning?

0:28:19 > 0:28:22No, his little boy's going to Pakistan today.

0:28:22 > 0:28:23Oh, right.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27- Oh, look, he's up.- Hello, Whitney.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30- There's some toast here, if you want it.- Yeah, cheers.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33- There you go. - You going soon then or what?

0:28:33 > 0:28:35Whitney...

0:28:35 > 0:28:38Sorry, she's just really sensitive.

0:28:38 > 0:28:41She's got every right to be, I suppose.

0:28:41 > 0:28:43Right, there you go.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46Carol, I don't... I don't want to cause any problems.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48It's fine.

0:28:48 > 0:28:51I'll make tracks later, yeah?

0:28:51 > 0:28:53What? Where would you go?

0:28:53 > 0:28:56I got friends I can call.

0:28:56 > 0:28:58Right. Well, if you're sure,

0:28:58 > 0:29:01it would be easier, yeah.

0:29:03 > 0:29:05Kids, you coming for breakfast?

0:29:11 > 0:29:13You know, I don't know what you did,

0:29:13 > 0:29:15but it has worked a treat for Tam and Alice.

0:29:15 > 0:29:16Oh, well, you know,

0:29:16 > 0:29:18she just needed to see him in a new light, you know?

0:29:18 > 0:29:21Open her mind to new possibilities.

0:29:21 > 0:29:23- Aren't you clever?- Yeah.

0:29:23 > 0:29:27Erm, but, look, all this playing Cupid has got me thinking.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29Yeah? About what?

0:29:29 > 0:29:33About us. I might have a surprise for you later.

0:29:33 > 0:29:35What type of surprise?

0:29:35 > 0:29:40Let's just say they're not the only couple moving things up a gear.

0:29:42 > 0:29:45Oh... OK. O...K.

0:29:45 > 0:29:47- See you later.- Yes, you will.

0:29:47 > 0:29:49HE LAUGHS

0:29:54 > 0:29:56Ow!

0:29:56 > 0:29:59- It's meant to hurt. Keep still. - It stings. Sorry. Sorry.

0:29:59 > 0:30:02It doesn't look infected. Yet.

0:30:02 > 0:30:04- Right little nurse, aren't you?- Doctor.

0:30:04 > 0:30:07- She's just seen it on TV. - Don't knock it.

0:30:07 > 0:30:08Your temperature's better.

0:30:08 > 0:30:11- Can you walk us to school, then? - I don't think so.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13I want to show him my classroom.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15You can come to my assembly on Friday!

0:30:15 > 0:30:17- I don't think I'm going to be here then.- Why not?

0:30:17 > 0:30:20Well, it's been very kind of you to put me up and that,

0:30:20 > 0:30:22but I have caused enough trouble already, ain't I?

0:30:22 > 0:30:25- I've got to go back to my own home. - The one with the pool in Spain?

0:30:25 > 0:30:27Mmm-hmm. Fingers crossed.

0:30:29 > 0:30:31I'm going to be heading off tonight.

0:30:38 > 0:30:39Tiff?

0:30:41 > 0:30:45- Hi, Dot.- Look at all this.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47Anybody would think we've got the three-day week back again.

0:30:47 > 0:30:49- Popped into the Vic last night.- Oh, did you?

0:30:49 > 0:30:53- Asked people to leave stuff for the fund-raising sale.- Oh, I say.

0:30:53 > 0:30:55SHARON LAUGHS

0:30:55 > 0:30:57Yeah, I suppose it's not for us to question

0:30:57 > 0:30:59some people's idea of charity.

0:30:59 > 0:31:01We ain't going to raise much with all this rubbish.

0:31:01 > 0:31:04- Oh, vintage collectibles, please, Dot.- Vintage what?

0:31:04 > 0:31:07I reckon we could make 200 quid here.

0:31:07 > 0:31:09Oh, 200 quid?

0:31:09 > 0:31:12Well, added to what I've got, that'll be £2,000.

0:31:12 > 0:31:15Oh, they can buy a lorry-load of new slates with that.

0:31:15 > 0:31:17- Vicar's not going to know what's hit him, is he?- No!

0:31:17 > 0:31:22- Come on, let's get it in. Right result, innit, eh?- Thank you, Sharon.

0:31:22 > 0:31:26Don't be silly. You knew Granddad wasn't going to be staying for long.

0:31:26 > 0:31:29Come on, it's nearly half past, you're going to be late.

0:31:35 > 0:31:36If you don't go to school, young lady,

0:31:36 > 0:31:39you're not going to pass your exams. And if you don't pass your exams,

0:31:39 > 0:31:41you're not going to be able to go to college

0:31:41 > 0:31:44and be a real nurse...or a doctor.

0:31:44 > 0:31:46And who's going to look after me

0:31:46 > 0:31:49when I've got me grey hair and me walking stick, eh?

0:31:49 > 0:31:50You need one of them now.

0:31:50 > 0:31:52Whoa! You'd better get a move on, then. Come on.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00- What you crying about? - I ain't crying!

0:32:00 > 0:32:02So, you off, then?

0:32:02 > 0:32:04Yeah. I'm going tonight. You going to be in for your tea?

0:32:04 > 0:32:06I don't know.

0:32:08 > 0:32:11Shame I can't take you all out for a meal to say thanks, eh?

0:32:11 > 0:32:12We could cook here!

0:32:12 > 0:32:17Well, it's a lot of trouble, innit? Load of mess everywhere...

0:32:17 > 0:32:20- We won't make a mess. - Please! Please, can we?

0:32:22 > 0:32:25- It's up to Nana Carol. - Nana, please, can we?

0:32:25 > 0:32:27Oh, go on.

0:32:28 > 0:32:31- I'll see you later. - Come on. Give us a cuddle.

0:32:31 > 0:32:34- See you later.- Bye.- Bye. Smile!

0:32:38 > 0:32:39Morning, Carol.

0:32:39 > 0:32:42Could you or Whitney help me with this stall for the church roof?

0:32:42 > 0:32:44- Oh, yeah.- Hello, stranger.

0:32:45 > 0:32:46What's happened to you?

0:32:46 > 0:32:49Long story. Looking good, Sharon.

0:32:49 > 0:32:50You ain't changed a bit.

0:32:50 > 0:32:53You've forgotten the perm, then? HE LAUGHS

0:32:53 > 0:32:55Yeah. Lots of things I've tried to forget.

0:32:55 > 0:32:57So, how's your brother?

0:32:57 > 0:32:59All right, yeah, last time I spoke to him.

0:32:59 > 0:33:02Oh, right. He's in Auckland, isn't he? Living the dream.

0:33:02 > 0:33:05You could say that. Wasn't mine, though, Sharon.

0:33:05 > 0:33:07Ian's back in a few days.

0:33:07 > 0:33:10Not to worry. I'm leaving tonight.

0:33:10 > 0:33:12- Aren't I?- Oh, right.

0:33:13 > 0:33:16Whit's off today, so I'll get her to help out, yeah?

0:33:16 > 0:33:17Oh, that'd be great.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19Well, if you want to make yourself useful -

0:33:19 > 0:33:21I'm sure you can bring in a few punters.

0:33:21 > 0:33:24- Looking like this?- Never too late for a bit of charity, David.

0:33:24 > 0:33:26Really?

0:33:26 > 0:33:29Nice to see you, Sharon. Ta-ta.

0:33:29 > 0:33:31- (What's he done to himself? - Don't ask.)

0:33:31 > 0:33:33I'll have a word with Whit.

0:33:45 > 0:33:49- Tiff'll be all right.- She's grown up so fast, ain't she?- Yeah.

0:33:49 > 0:33:52- Be a teenager before we know it.- Hmm.

0:33:53 > 0:33:56Where do the years go, eh?

0:33:56 > 0:33:58Help yourself to the phone.

0:34:02 > 0:34:05Well, I heard that Carol let him in the house.

0:34:05 > 0:34:06They could do with a bit of a wash.

0:34:06 > 0:34:08Well, I heard he was back for Pat's funeral.

0:34:08 > 0:34:11Oh, I reckon he drove that poor woman to an early grave.

0:34:11 > 0:34:13Well, nothing would surprise me about those Wicks boys.

0:34:13 > 0:34:16- Hardly boys now, Sharon. - David Wicks?

0:34:16 > 0:34:19You shouldn't be earwigging, young man.

0:34:19 > 0:34:21What's he like?

0:34:21 > 0:34:24Well, he could charm the birds out of the trees.

0:34:24 > 0:34:25And break their hearts.

0:34:25 > 0:34:29Con man, that's what he was. Beelzebub in a cheap suit.

0:34:29 > 0:34:31Devil always has the best tunes, eh, Dot?

0:34:31 > 0:34:33Oh, well, I ain't saying that I don't like him -

0:34:33 > 0:34:34just that I don't trust him.

0:34:34 > 0:34:36Anyway, I'll be back at one,

0:34:36 > 0:34:39and don't forget we've got that committee meeting at five o'clock.

0:34:39 > 0:34:41Dot, where are you going?

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Some of us have got jobs to go to.

0:34:47 > 0:34:50Oh, is he still around? Well, that might work out.

0:34:50 > 0:34:53Oh, just a sec, mate, hang on.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55- I know it's not much, but it'll tide you over.- No, no.- Come on.

0:34:55 > 0:34:57No, Carol. I'm not taking your money.

0:34:57 > 0:35:01All right, OK. All right, well, I'll see you later.

0:35:01 > 0:35:03All right.

0:35:03 > 0:35:04Sorry, mate, where were we?

0:35:10 > 0:35:13Look, we ain't even been on a proper holiday yet.

0:35:13 > 0:35:15Maybe it's a little mini break. You know, girls love that, right?

0:35:15 > 0:35:17So, you're going on a dirty weekend.

0:35:17 > 0:35:20Hey! Pete, bruv! This is Poppy we're talking about, all right?

0:35:20 > 0:35:21- She's a lady.- Yeah, exactly.

0:35:21 > 0:35:23Well, most of the time, anyway!

0:35:23 > 0:35:25Oh, look, here she is, my little tooth fairy.

0:35:25 > 0:35:28- Right, I'm going to go, mate. - Love, bruv, you take it easy.

0:35:28 > 0:35:32- Hey, baby.- Hey, so, I popped into the bank.

0:35:32 > 0:35:33The bank?

0:35:33 > 0:35:37Forget renting. We can buy. Look, shared ownership.

0:35:37 > 0:35:41Means we'd only need a mortgage for 30%. And look at them,

0:35:41 > 0:35:44they are beautiful - two-bedroom, new-build,

0:35:44 > 0:35:46garden's, like, big enough for a dog.

0:35:46 > 0:35:47Where's this?

0:35:47 > 0:35:49In Hemel. Now, look, we'd need five grand.

0:35:49 > 0:35:53We've already got the 1,500 that was going to be on the rental deposit.

0:35:53 > 0:35:55I reckon we stop drinking, like, midweek,

0:35:55 > 0:35:57we'd have enough within a year.

0:35:57 > 0:36:00Yeah, but, babe, we're supposed to be getting a flat HERE.

0:36:00 > 0:36:02Yeah, I know, but now we don't have to.

0:36:02 > 0:36:05And I know it does mean a lot of sacrifices, but, you know,

0:36:05 > 0:36:08that's what we were talking about anyway, weren't it? You know,

0:36:08 > 0:36:11making those sacrifices together, you know, growing up as a couple.

0:36:11 > 0:36:12- Just slow down.- Just think, right,

0:36:12 > 0:36:15some of these master bedrooms have en suites!

0:36:15 > 0:36:18- SHE SQUEALS - Can you imagine?!

0:36:18 > 0:36:19- You two ready?- Oh, yeah, one sec.

0:36:19 > 0:36:22Sorry, told Sharon we'd give her a hand with the stall.

0:36:22 > 0:36:24Cheers, Poppy. Looking good, innit?

0:36:24 > 0:36:271.70, thank you. You all right?

0:36:27 > 0:36:31Hiya. Can you give me two of whatever has the most sugar in?

0:36:31 > 0:36:34Cab's on its way. Syed's going to meet us at the airport.

0:36:34 > 0:36:36Well, I've got some news that might cheer you up.

0:36:36 > 0:36:40- Oh, yeah?- David's off today.

0:36:40 > 0:36:42Really?

0:36:42 > 0:36:44Good as gold. Didn't even have to ask him.

0:36:46 > 0:36:47Right.

0:36:47 > 0:36:49I thought you'd be pleased.

0:36:49 > 0:36:50I am. I am.

0:36:50 > 0:36:54I just thought he might put up more of a fight, that's all.

0:36:54 > 0:36:55What do you mean?

0:36:55 > 0:36:58- Nothing.- Has he said something?

0:36:58 > 0:37:03Look, just forget it. I'm glad he's on the mend, all right?

0:37:03 > 0:37:05- There you go. See you later.- See ya.

0:37:05 > 0:37:07Lots of bargains! Come on, have a look.

0:37:07 > 0:37:12We have got the whole set of James Bond films on VHS, only £10.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14Go on, mate, treat the Mrs for a good night in.

0:37:14 > 0:37:17We've got some gorgeous dresses - all vintage.

0:37:17 > 0:37:21It's a lavatory roll cover, you see. Pretty, isn't she?

0:37:21 > 0:37:25I mean, you don't see them much nowadays, I don't know why.

0:37:25 > 0:37:28- How much?- 40p.- I'll give you 10.

0:37:28 > 0:37:30- 20?- OK.

0:37:30 > 0:37:32Sharon, I've made a sale!

0:37:32 > 0:37:38Oh! All this negotiating is quite exhausting. Don't stop now, Sharon!

0:37:38 > 0:37:41You know, the stall will need restocking at the rate we're going.

0:37:41 > 0:37:43- Oh, hello there.- Hello.

0:37:43 > 0:37:46Can I interest you in a set of hair rollers, madam?

0:37:46 > 0:37:49- Nearly new.- Possibly.

0:37:49 > 0:37:50Oh, hi, Tam.

0:37:50 > 0:37:54Yeah. You better hope Lister doesn't find out about this.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56- You're not going to tell him, are you?- Well...

0:37:56 > 0:37:59Hey, bruv, we'll only be an hour, all right?

0:37:59 > 0:38:01And we'll keep it down.

0:38:01 > 0:38:04OK, maybe I can let it slip - this time.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08Are you guys going to the pub later? Maybe R&R, as well.

0:38:08 > 0:38:11The R&R? Alice, what've you done to my boy Tamwar?!

0:38:11 > 0:38:14- It's just a couple of drinks. - Yeah, man, I'm in.

0:38:14 > 0:38:16- Fats!- What, baby?

0:38:16 > 0:38:17It all sounds lovely,

0:38:17 > 0:38:21but me and Fats won't be able to make it this evening.

0:38:21 > 0:38:25We're, erm... Well, we've actually got a bit of an announcement.

0:38:25 > 0:38:27- We're saving to buy a house! - Amazing!

0:38:27 > 0:38:29Yeah, I'm so excited.

0:38:29 > 0:38:32- We haven't really spoken about it yet, properly, you know... - Yeah, I know, babes, I know.

0:38:32 > 0:38:34- But we'll talk about it tonight, yeah?- Yeah...

0:38:34 > 0:38:37- Alice, you would not believe how many different...- Babes?

0:38:37 > 0:38:41- ..bathroom finishes there are. - Pops? Babe?

0:38:41 > 0:38:42Congratulations.

0:39:00 > 0:39:01You're back early.

0:39:01 > 0:39:03- What did you say to Masood?- Hmm?

0:39:03 > 0:39:07You said something. I mean, he's a bit cagey about it, but you obviously got to him.

0:39:07 > 0:39:10- I don't know what you're talking about. - Don't lie to me.- I'm not lying!

0:39:10 > 0:39:12You can't resist stirring, can you?

0:39:12 > 0:39:14I mean, seeing me happy is like an invitation to start meddling.

0:39:14 > 0:39:16Is that what you think, Carol?

0:39:16 > 0:39:19That I'm just back here to mess things up?

0:39:19 > 0:39:22He's a decent bloke. You're lucky to have found him.

0:39:23 > 0:39:27- What've you got there? - No, it...- Give it. Come on.

0:39:27 > 0:39:30Oh.

0:39:30 > 0:39:32- I wish I'd seen her.- Yeah.

0:39:32 > 0:39:37- There's a lot of things I needed to say.- Yeah, well, it's probably best to leave all that now.

0:39:38 > 0:39:41In a few months, you can come back and visit. Maybe.

0:39:42 > 0:39:43I won't be back, Carol.

0:39:54 > 0:39:56So you got your surprise, then, eh?

0:39:56 > 0:39:58Mmm.

0:39:58 > 0:40:02- It was nice of her to plan it out for you.- Yeah.

0:40:02 > 0:40:05She's got it all sorted, ain't she? All the little details.

0:40:05 > 0:40:08You know what girls are like, mate.

0:40:09 > 0:40:11I mean, she didn't have to ask you, did she?

0:40:11 > 0:40:15It's like she knows exactly what you're dreaming of.

0:40:15 > 0:40:18I mean, it's not like it's her dream

0:40:18 > 0:40:20and she's pushing you into it... Is it?

0:40:22 > 0:40:24Yo, mate, you know what? This is a nightmare, man.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26She just sprung this on me from nowhere...

0:40:26 > 0:40:27What did you say to her?

0:40:27 > 0:40:30You know, I keep trying to talk to her, brother, but she won't listen!

0:40:30 > 0:40:34- Do you still want to live with her? - Well, yeah, of course I do. But I'm more like, you know,

0:40:34 > 0:40:36east London, no further than the docks

0:40:36 > 0:40:39- and she's more like countryside.- Mmm.

0:40:39 > 0:40:40You know, I do love her, mate.

0:40:40 > 0:40:42But, you know, I think to myself,

0:40:42 > 0:40:45if she can make a major decision like that without talking to me,

0:40:45 > 0:40:47how many little ones has she made, you know?

0:40:47 > 0:40:50What you going to do?

0:40:50 > 0:40:51I don't know.

0:40:52 > 0:40:54I think you should talk to her, mate.

0:40:54 > 0:40:56Today.

0:40:56 > 0:40:58I'll see you later, all right?

0:40:58 > 0:41:00All right, brother.

0:41:05 > 0:41:08- House'll be quiet.- Mmm.- And clean.

0:41:08 > 0:41:11You know I found a mashed banana in my shoe the other day?

0:41:11 > 0:41:14Oh, yeah. Kids, eh? Animals.

0:41:14 > 0:41:18All right. Let's say goodbye to Tam and Chacha.

0:41:18 > 0:41:21- Bye, Tamwar.- Bye.

0:41:21 > 0:41:23OK. Say, "Bye, Chacha."

0:41:23 > 0:41:24Bye, Chacha. Bye-bye.

0:41:24 > 0:41:26Come on, give him a hug.

0:41:28 > 0:41:32- All right, come on. We're going to miss that plane!- Yeah, OK.

0:41:32 > 0:41:34We better get going.

0:41:34 > 0:41:35Is the taxi going to drive?

0:41:35 > 0:41:38Yeah. We'll be back by seven.

0:41:49 > 0:41:51Yeah. Go on, sit down.

0:41:56 > 0:41:58I think I am ambitious,

0:41:58 > 0:42:00I definitely want to carry on working,

0:42:00 > 0:42:02but, you know, I also want to do

0:42:02 > 0:42:05all the, like, domestic goddess stuff.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08Oh, Mrs B, you didn't have to worry about any of this, did you?

0:42:08 > 0:42:09I beg your pardon, we all worked,

0:42:09 > 0:42:12but we didn't call it being a "domestic goddess" -

0:42:12 > 0:42:14we called it "putting food on the table".

0:42:14 > 0:42:16You know what? We will be near my parents,

0:42:16 > 0:42:20so they can help with childcare, you know, when the time comes.

0:42:21 > 0:42:24Sorry, Mrs B. Sorry. Can you come here for a minute?

0:42:24 > 0:42:26- One second. One second, come here. Listen.- What?

0:42:26 > 0:42:28Your parents? Are you serious?

0:42:28 > 0:42:31Don't worry, I'm not planning on getting pregnant yet.

0:42:31 > 0:42:34It.. It's not that. But I thought you liked living in London.

0:42:34 > 0:42:36Aw, darling, that's really sweet,

0:42:36 > 0:42:38but it's just way too pricey, isn't it?

0:42:38 > 0:42:40- You know, this just makes way more sense.- Not for me!

0:42:40 > 0:42:44- Actually, you know, my friend Katy was thinking about buying in Hemel.- Babe...

0:42:44 > 0:42:46- You remember her and Jamie, right?- Yeah.

0:42:46 > 0:42:49With the golden retriever called Marley, you know, like in the film?

0:42:49 > 0:42:52- Listen, what I'm trying to say... - It's three o'clock!

0:42:52 > 0:42:54I told Sadie I'd be back at half two...

0:42:54 > 0:42:56I'll, erm... I'll see you later, yeah? Love you.

0:42:56 > 0:42:59Where they going? Where's Whitney?

0:42:59 > 0:43:01- She had to go and collect Tiff and Morgan.- Oh, great!

0:43:01 > 0:43:05Look, I'm sorry, Sharon, but I've got to go, I'm starving.

0:43:05 > 0:43:08- Sharon, it's tea time. - Too right, Dot.

0:43:08 > 0:43:09I won't be long.

0:43:14 > 0:43:18- Right, next, add a pinch of oregano. - How much is a pinch?

0:43:18 > 0:43:22- I don't know. Just go for it, I reckon.- Yeah.- Yeah!

0:43:22 > 0:43:25- Morgan!- And we need some tomato puree. Here you are, Tiff.

0:43:25 > 0:43:28- Dollop of that in there.- Delicious!

0:43:28 > 0:43:31- Hello, Liam. How was your day? - All right.

0:43:31 > 0:43:33Dinner's nearly ready.

0:43:33 > 0:43:35Liam... Hey...

0:43:37 > 0:43:42Listen... Look, I know it's a bit odd having me around.

0:43:43 > 0:43:45You do know what happened with me and your nan's...

0:43:45 > 0:43:48- Yeah, well, it's over now, isn't it?- Yeah, exactly.

0:43:49 > 0:43:51What you making for dinner?

0:43:51 > 0:43:53Spag bol. That be all right?

0:43:53 > 0:43:56Yeah, well, Morgan still prefers chicken nuggets

0:43:56 > 0:43:58and Tiff won't eat anything with burnt bits on it.

0:43:58 > 0:44:01You're good with them kids, ain't you?

0:44:01 > 0:44:04- Especially with your mum being away an' all.- Someone's had to be.

0:44:04 > 0:44:07Come and give us a hand, yeah? I'd like us to part on good terms -

0:44:07 > 0:44:10- be mates and that, yeah? - Liam. Ready?

0:44:10 > 0:44:11- Yeah.- Where you going?

0:44:11 > 0:44:14- McKlunky's.- But dinner's ready!

0:44:16 > 0:44:19Might all be down McKlunky's once we've had this pasta.

0:44:21 > 0:44:23Where we up to? Let's have a taste.

0:44:23 > 0:44:25Come on, let Granddad have a taste.

0:44:25 > 0:44:29OK, I'll see you later. Bye. Bye.

0:44:31 > 0:44:33Oh... What are you doing here?

0:44:33 > 0:44:36Erm, this... This whole house thing...

0:44:36 > 0:44:39There's a couple of things we need to talk about.

0:44:39 > 0:44:41Erm, can we talk about it later?

0:44:41 > 0:44:43It's just that you haven't spoken to me about ANY of it.

0:44:43 > 0:44:46Babe, we've got our whole lives to talk about it, OK?

0:44:46 > 0:44:48By the time we move in, you'll be sick to death of talking about it.

0:44:48 > 0:44:52- Yeah, but you're not listening to what I'm try... - Babe, don't be needy, OK?

0:44:52 > 0:44:55I am listening to you, but I'm working, all right?

0:44:55 > 0:44:57- PHONE RINGS - Take a look at that, yeah?

0:44:57 > 0:45:00That'll keep you busy till later, yeah? Hello, Beauty.

0:45:02 > 0:45:04Cheers, mate. Thank you.

0:45:05 > 0:45:08Better hope your old man don't find you in here.

0:45:08 > 0:45:10Yeah, all right. I'm just, you know, checking out the competition.

0:45:10 > 0:45:13Right. Can I get a chicken burger and large chips, please?

0:45:13 > 0:45:18Erm, same, thanks. Reckon we should have stayed?

0:45:18 > 0:45:20What, and wait around for David to worm his way

0:45:20 > 0:45:22back into people's good books?

0:45:22 > 0:45:25- Did you see the way he was with Tiff this morning? - Yeah, but, I don't know,

0:45:25 > 0:45:27I think he's actually sorry about all that with Nan.

0:45:27 > 0:45:29No, he's not. He's playing a game.

0:45:29 > 0:45:31And people are falling for it.

0:45:31 > 0:45:34Yeah, well, I know someone who won't fall for it - my dad.

0:45:35 > 0:45:38David Wicks is like a swear word in my house.

0:45:38 > 0:45:41Don't tell me, did he nick his first girlfriend or something?

0:45:41 > 0:45:44Erm... Yeah, you could say that.

0:45:44 > 0:45:45What?

0:45:45 > 0:45:48You seriously don't know what happened?

0:45:51 > 0:45:52Where's Whit and Liam?

0:45:52 > 0:45:54They popped out. They'll be back later.

0:45:54 > 0:45:57Liam's had a tricky year, you know?

0:45:57 > 0:45:58It's fine.

0:45:58 > 0:46:00So, this is nice.

0:46:00 > 0:46:02Mmm.

0:46:02 > 0:46:04Lovely.

0:46:04 > 0:46:07Right, dig in.

0:46:13 > 0:46:15Is it meant to taste like this?

0:46:15 > 0:46:17I don't think so.

0:46:17 > 0:46:19How much of that stuff did you put in?

0:46:19 > 0:46:21Tastes like toothpaste!

0:46:21 > 0:46:23- I love it.- You can have mine, then.

0:46:23 > 0:46:26- Just eat it, come on. - Lesson in life, Morgan.

0:46:26 > 0:46:28- Next time, we leave the cooking to the girls.- David!

0:46:28 > 0:46:30TIFF LAUGHS

0:46:32 > 0:46:35Go on, suck it up. That's it, keep going.

0:46:36 > 0:46:39Granddad, do you have to leave?

0:46:40 > 0:46:42Afraid so, darling.

0:46:45 > 0:46:48Look on the bright side. At least you don't have to eat more of this!

0:46:48 > 0:46:51- All right? - Oh, good, you're still here.

0:46:51 > 0:46:53Just heard loads of lovely stories about you.

0:46:53 > 0:46:56You know what he did to his brother Simon? Did exactly the same to Ian.

0:46:56 > 0:46:58- Yeah, that's enough now. - Oh, you know about it, do you?

0:46:58 > 0:47:01- It was a long time ago. - That doesn't make it better though.

0:47:01 > 0:47:05- You're talking about things that happened before you were born. - Look, he ain't changed, all right?

0:47:05 > 0:47:07He's probably come back to steal someone else's wife.

0:47:07 > 0:47:09- OK. Enough, come on.- That right?

0:47:09 > 0:47:12You didn't really do all them things, did you?

0:47:12 > 0:47:15- I'm going to go and get my stuff together, all right?- Well?

0:47:24 > 0:47:25Poppy's on her way.

0:47:25 > 0:47:26Brilliant.

0:47:28 > 0:47:30Fats, what are you doing?

0:47:31 > 0:47:33Babe, it's one beer.

0:47:33 > 0:47:35Yeah, but we agreed not to go drinking tonight, right?

0:47:35 > 0:47:37- It can't just be me making the effort.- Pops...

0:47:37 > 0:47:40We said we were going to sit on the sofa

0:47:40 > 0:47:42and look at all the brochures, not sit here boozing all night.

0:47:42 > 0:47:44You know, we have got, like,

0:47:44 > 0:47:46a million things to think about, right?

0:47:46 > 0:47:50There's the kitchen fittings, there's whether we want a patio...

0:47:50 > 0:47:51I don't want no patio, OK?

0:47:51 > 0:47:53Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying, we might want decking.

0:47:53 > 0:47:57You're not listening to me, all right? I don't want no patio!

0:47:57 > 0:47:59I don't want no decking, no garden, no dog,

0:47:59 > 0:48:02and I don't want to be living next door to your parents, OK?!

0:48:02 > 0:48:05I don't want any of it. I don't want none of it, OK?!

0:48:05 > 0:48:06(OK.)

0:48:09 > 0:48:12Babe, look, that came out wrong, OK?

0:48:12 > 0:48:13No, no. I...

0:48:15 > 0:48:17I think you made that very clear.

0:48:17 > 0:48:20Look, Babe... Listen, Pops...

0:48:31 > 0:48:33DAVID STRAINS

0:48:33 > 0:48:34Let me.

0:48:36 > 0:48:38- There you go.- Sorry.

0:48:38 > 0:48:40- Right.- Thanks.

0:48:40 > 0:48:41Good as new.

0:48:41 > 0:48:45Well, could do with a little bit of my make-up, but...

0:48:46 > 0:48:48- Thanks for everything. - Oh, don't be silly.

0:48:51 > 0:48:54Tell Bianca I'm sorry I didn't get to see her.

0:48:54 > 0:48:55Yeah, I will.

0:48:55 > 0:48:58How many times she heard that, eh?

0:48:58 > 0:49:00Yeah.

0:49:00 > 0:49:03I wish I'd been a better father to her, Carol.

0:49:03 > 0:49:06Better granddad to the kids.

0:49:06 > 0:49:08Just a better man, really.

0:49:08 > 0:49:10We all wish that.

0:49:12 > 0:49:14Anyway, you'd better get going.

0:49:22 > 0:49:24- Babe!- No!- Babe!- Don't!

0:49:24 > 0:49:27Babe, come on! It's probably cos we were both just tired, OK? I'm sorry I even said...

0:49:27 > 0:49:30- Will you get your foot out of the door?- Come on, don't be silly.

0:49:30 > 0:49:33- Can we just talk about this? - There's nothing to talk about.- What?

0:49:33 > 0:49:36I'm just glad I found out now rather than later.

0:49:37 > 0:49:40I thought you were the one.

0:49:40 > 0:49:42- Babe, no...- Get out!

0:50:03 > 0:50:06- Tiff won't come out of her room. - She's said her goodbyes already.

0:50:07 > 0:50:10She doesn't want you to go.

0:50:10 > 0:50:12Look, why don't you take her up some ice cream, yeah?

0:50:12 > 0:50:16- If that's all right with you?- Mmm.

0:50:16 > 0:50:17Be good.

0:50:19 > 0:50:21Tiff, what flavour ice cream do you want?

0:50:22 > 0:50:24Liam, I'm off, mate, all right?

0:50:24 > 0:50:26See you, then.

0:50:28 > 0:50:30Look, I know it wasn't easy, having me turn up.

0:50:30 > 0:50:33You're the man of this house, not me.

0:50:33 > 0:50:37I know you look after 'em all. I know what a good job you do.

0:50:37 > 0:50:40Especially after what you went through with them lads.

0:50:40 > 0:50:44Many people would've gone to pieces. I'd have been one of them.

0:50:44 > 0:50:48There's four girls here that need protecting.

0:50:48 > 0:50:51They'd string me up for saying so, but it's true.

0:50:51 > 0:50:53I could never do it right, you know?

0:50:53 > 0:50:57But I know you will. Yeah?

0:50:57 > 0:50:59- Yeah.- Promise me.

0:51:00 > 0:51:02I promise.

0:51:07 > 0:51:09Ta, Liam. Look after yourself.

0:51:14 > 0:51:17- Bye, then.- Bye.

0:51:34 > 0:51:36David?

0:51:36 > 0:51:38Bianca would kill me for letting you go.

0:51:38 > 0:51:41Stay? Just till she gets back.

0:51:51 > 0:51:54We all know what a challenge fund raising can be.

0:51:54 > 0:51:58But it's vital to the future of our church.

0:51:58 > 0:52:00- (Dot...)- It's a major project with significant costs.

0:52:00 > 0:52:03- (I've had a word in a few ears.) - I know our church warden...

0:52:03 > 0:52:06(The other committee members have agreed to do a fun run and a cake sale.

0:52:06 > 0:52:08(Oh, Sharon, that's wonderful.)

0:52:08 > 0:52:11Would you like to say a few words here, Mrs Branning?

0:52:13 > 0:52:16Yes. Yes, I think I would.

0:52:16 > 0:52:21But you see, Vicar, there's someone I need to thank.

0:52:22 > 0:52:25I won't lie to you. You know, it has been a struggle

0:52:25 > 0:52:28and I've had a few sleepless nights.

0:52:28 > 0:52:31But then I realised that I couldn't do it on my own.

0:52:31 > 0:52:34I mean, I'm just a woman, getting on a bit,

0:52:34 > 0:52:40and I realised that I could ask someone for some very valuable help.

0:52:42 > 0:52:45And so I asked Jesus, and he, it turns out,

0:52:45 > 0:52:49has seen fit to bless my efforts.

0:52:49 > 0:52:52And after the jumble sale, I'm glad to say,

0:52:52 > 0:52:55we're on track to reach our final target!

0:52:55 > 0:52:58Mrs Branning, that's marvellous.

0:52:58 > 0:53:00Well, I must have done something right!

0:53:04 > 0:53:07I've another project in mind for you already.

0:53:07 > 0:53:09Ah. Have you met Sharon?

0:53:09 > 0:53:12- No.- Yeah. Yes. - Oh, yes. Yes, of course.

0:53:12 > 0:53:16Well, she don't work in the day, so she's got plenty of free time,

0:53:16 > 0:53:19- ain't you, Sharon?- Wonderful!

0:53:25 > 0:53:26You're up early.

0:53:26 > 0:53:29Yeah. Been out early as well.

0:53:29 > 0:53:30Hmm.

0:53:30 > 0:53:32Fancied some fresh air, did you?

0:53:32 > 0:53:35Fresh? Have you heard them birds trying to sing out there?

0:53:35 > 0:53:37RADIO: "I Say A Little Prayer" by Aretha Franklin

0:53:37 > 0:53:39There you go. Happy birthday.

0:53:39 > 0:53:41Don't tell the council.

0:53:41 > 0:53:44Probably a hanging offence, nicking one of them flowers.

0:53:46 > 0:53:47Thanks.

0:53:47 > 0:53:50I know it's not much, Carol, but you never did like a fuss, did you?

0:53:50 > 0:53:53Well, good job.

0:53:53 > 0:53:56- You can have a birthday kiss, though, if you want. - DOORBELL RINGS

0:53:56 > 0:53:58- Just a peck on the cheek. - Don't say it.- No tongues!

0:54:03 > 0:54:04CAROL GASPS

0:54:04 > 0:54:08Wow! That's really lovely. Thank you.

0:54:08 > 0:54:10Happy birthday.

0:54:10 > 0:54:11They're not going to need a vase,

0:54:11 > 0:54:13they're going to need a whole bathtub.

0:54:13 > 0:54:15Right, well, let me give you a hand with that.

0:54:15 > 0:54:17I've got the day off work, don't worry.

0:54:17 > 0:54:18- Mas...- Mm-hm?

0:54:18 > 0:54:21They gave me some feed - if you look after them,

0:54:21 > 0:54:23- they'll last till the weekend.- Cor!

0:54:23 > 0:54:25Anything left down Columbia Road?

0:54:33 > 0:54:36Hey...you been up all night?

0:54:36 > 0:54:38No.

0:54:38 > 0:54:39Just most of it, then, yeah?

0:54:39 > 0:54:43I just don't lie in me pit all day like some people.

0:54:43 > 0:54:45You don't lie in it at all as far as I can see.

0:54:47 > 0:54:49Oh, are you going out? Well, that's good, isn't it?

0:54:49 > 0:54:51You must be feeling better.

0:54:51 > 0:54:55Well, I was, till somebody started clucking round me like a mother hen.

0:54:55 > 0:54:58"Am I sleeping at night? Am I going out?"

0:54:58 > 0:55:01Next you'll be checking whether I've got a vest on or not!

0:55:09 > 0:55:11HORN TOOTS

0:55:13 > 0:55:14You OK?

0:55:14 > 0:55:17Yeah. Shouldn't you be at work?

0:55:17 > 0:55:19I've just been getting parts...

0:55:26 > 0:55:27Bianca's his daughter.

0:55:27 > 0:55:29If she knew that he'd been here and I just let him go...

0:55:29 > 0:55:31So it was your idea, then?

0:55:33 > 0:55:35Happy birthday...again.

0:55:38 > 0:55:40Mas...

0:55:40 > 0:55:43Look, I'm really not in the easiest of positions right now.

0:55:43 > 0:55:46- I'm not exactly in the easiest position myself...- I know.

0:55:46 > 0:55:49It's not just having him around, it's the things he's been saying.

0:55:49 > 0:55:52- What do you mean? - MAS SIGHS

0:55:53 > 0:55:56OK. You're right.

0:55:56 > 0:55:59You're right. You're in a difficult position,

0:55:59 > 0:56:02and I'm not making it any easier. I'll stop.

0:56:04 > 0:56:06- I'll see you later.- Yeah.

0:56:07 > 0:56:09A drink for the birthday girl?

0:56:09 > 0:56:11Yeah.

0:56:20 > 0:56:21Er...

0:56:22 > 0:56:24..birthday kiss would be nice.

0:56:35 > 0:56:37MAS AND CAROL CHUCKLE

0:56:37 > 0:56:39INAUDIBLE

0:56:39 > 0:56:41Those flowers from you?

0:56:41 > 0:56:42Hm?

0:56:43 > 0:56:45One, do I look like a muppet,

0:56:45 > 0:56:47- and, two, where would I get the dosh?- I dunno.

0:56:47 > 0:56:50Thought you might have stolen them from a graveyard or something.

0:56:50 > 0:56:53Come on, kids, say "happy birthday" to your nan, please.

0:56:54 > 0:56:56You know what Carol's like, Whitney.

0:56:56 > 0:57:00Most women would love being treated like the Queen.

0:57:00 > 0:57:01Not her.

0:57:06 > 0:57:09PHONE BUZZES

0:57:11 > 0:57:13Hello.

0:57:14 > 0:57:16Today?

0:57:16 > 0:57:19Er...I've just got to finish my assignment first.

0:57:21 > 0:57:23Yeah, course I want to see you.

0:57:23 > 0:57:25- Lauren!- >

0:57:25 > 0:57:27(Er, yeah, OK, six o'clock, then, yeah?)

0:57:29 > 0:57:30Mm?

0:57:30 > 0:57:32I'm just going to head to the Minute Mart,

0:57:32 > 0:57:34- get Auntie Carol a birthday card. - Oh.

0:57:34 > 0:57:36- Can you put my name on it as well? - Lauren!

0:57:36 > 0:57:40What? There's no point getting two, is there? State of our finances.

0:57:40 > 0:57:43So who was on the phone, then?

0:57:43 > 0:57:44No-one.

0:57:44 > 0:57:47Just sounded like an interesting conversation.

0:57:47 > 0:57:50No, no. No-one important. It was just counselling stuff, really.

0:57:50 > 0:57:54- You're really getting into that, aren't you?- Yeah.

0:57:54 > 0:57:55Yeah.

0:58:03 > 0:58:05So it's true what they say.

0:58:05 > 0:58:08Bad pennies - always turn up when you least expect them.

0:58:08 > 0:58:10Very nice to see you as well, Jack.

0:58:10 > 0:58:14Yeah, well, for the record, I think that sister of mine's mad.

0:58:14 > 0:58:17She should have slung you out the moment she clapped eyes on you.

0:58:17 > 0:58:20But it's her birthday, I ain't going to say anything.

0:58:20 > 0:58:22Don't want to upset her on her big day, do we?

0:58:22 > 0:58:24Oh, that's very thoughtful of you(!)

0:58:24 > 0:58:26Why don't you take a leaf out of my book, then?

0:58:26 > 0:58:27Be thoughtful yourself.

0:58:27 > 0:58:30Pack your bags, nice and quiet, and go.

0:58:30 > 0:58:32Funnily enough, I was on my way last night.

0:58:32 > 0:58:35I had my bag packed and everything, waving ta-ta,

0:58:35 > 0:58:36until Carol asked me to stay.

0:58:36 > 0:58:39She really is mad, then.

0:58:39 > 0:58:42My dad won't be too happy to see you.

0:58:42 > 0:58:45Peter. You've grown.

0:58:45 > 0:58:46No, always hated that.

0:58:46 > 0:58:49People don't see you for a bit, they say, "You've grown,"

0:58:49 > 0:58:52what do they expect, you'd shrink?

0:58:52 > 0:58:53How is your dad?

0:58:53 > 0:58:56Always was one to hold a grudge, weren't he?

0:59:00 > 0:59:03- That looked pretty intense. - Are you skiving again?

0:59:03 > 0:59:04So who is he?

0:59:05 > 0:59:07He's no-one you want to know.

0:59:07 > 0:59:10All right, now go on, get to school before you get Dad in trouble.

0:59:10 > 0:59:12Now, go on.

0:59:18 > 0:59:21PHIL SIGHS

0:59:21 > 0:59:23I thought I spotted you out here.

0:59:23 > 0:59:26You look like you could do with a coffee.

0:59:30 > 0:59:31You heard from Shirley?

0:59:31 > 0:59:33No. Why?

0:59:33 > 0:59:36I just thought it might be a bit weird for you,

0:59:36 > 0:59:38her leaving so suddenly.

0:59:38 > 0:59:40Shouldn't you be down the R&R?

0:59:40 > 0:59:41What?!

0:59:41 > 0:59:44I just saw Dexter and all, just now, popping into work

0:59:44 > 0:59:45when he feels like it.

0:59:45 > 0:59:48I think things have been slipping while I've been away.

0:59:50 > 0:59:51Oh, listen...

0:59:52 > 0:59:56..I was wondering if you and I could join forces for a bit here.

0:59:56 > 0:59:58- What for?- Carol's birthday.

0:59:58 > 1:00:01I mean, them flowers you gave her, all very nice and that,

1:00:01 > 1:00:04but you know what she's like.

1:00:04 > 1:00:07- How do you mean? - Well, 300-and-odd-days a year,

1:00:07 > 1:00:10she don't mind working all the hours God sends, but one day a year,

1:00:10 > 1:00:13on her special day, there is nothing she likes more.

1:00:13 > 1:00:17I mean, what woman wouldn't want to be treated like royalty?

1:00:17 > 1:00:19So I was thinking, if you and I work together,

1:00:19 > 1:00:22we could make today really special for her, what do you say?

1:00:22 > 1:00:25Oh, right. So I pay for everything and you get the credit,

1:00:25 > 1:00:28- is that the idea?- No...

1:00:28 > 1:00:30Oh, what do I say? What do I say?

1:00:30 > 1:00:33I say, thanks very much for the offer, David,

1:00:33 > 1:00:38but I think I can sort out my own girlfriend's birthday by myself, yeah? Thank you.

1:00:39 > 1:00:41And how are you going to do that?

1:00:41 > 1:00:45- What?- That.- I've already done it.

1:00:45 > 1:00:50- I took her some flowers myself, actually.- Hm.

1:00:50 > 1:00:53A very nice bunch of flowers - very big, obviously.

1:00:53 > 1:00:55So, um, what did David want?

1:00:55 > 1:00:56Nothing...important...

1:00:58 > 1:00:59..obviously.

1:01:04 > 1:01:05Oh, OK.

1:01:09 > 1:01:12Um, coffee, please, Carol.

1:01:13 > 1:01:15- I, er... Sorry, to go.- Oh.

1:01:16 > 1:01:19Actually, you know what? Don't make that anything.

1:01:19 > 1:01:21Sorry, just changed me mind.

1:01:25 > 1:01:27So this is serious, then.

1:01:28 > 1:01:30Yes, it is.

1:01:30 > 1:01:32It's not it, though, is it?

1:01:32 > 1:01:35I dunno, bruv. Poppy says it is.

1:01:35 > 1:01:38What, she wants a pink front door and you want a blue one?

1:01:38 > 1:01:41It's more than that, bruv. Come on.

1:01:41 > 1:01:43What, she wants pink windows as well?

1:01:45 > 1:01:47Whatever it is, you'll work it out, OK?

1:01:47 > 1:01:51This is you and Poppy we're talking about.

1:01:51 > 1:01:52It'll be fine.

1:01:57 > 1:02:00Oh, Poppy... What's the matter?

1:02:00 > 1:02:02I've just seen him.

1:02:04 > 1:02:07Did you know Fats don't like golden retrievers?

1:02:10 > 1:02:13Says it all, really, don't it?

1:02:13 > 1:02:14Oh, come here!

1:02:19 > 1:02:21So, yeah, I've had an idea.

1:02:21 > 1:02:24Well, Tiff and Morgan have had an idea, it's Carol's birthday.

1:02:24 > 1:02:27And Morgan wanted to make her a card in after-school club -

1:02:27 > 1:02:30but I thought we could get the kids involved, you know?

1:02:30 > 1:02:32We could make it really educational,

1:02:32 > 1:02:36talk about the things that have happened since she's been born...

1:02:37 > 1:02:40But if you don't think it's a good idea, then...

1:02:40 > 1:02:42- No. I think it's a great idea.- Oh!

1:02:42 > 1:02:46Yeah, I'm going to be cutting down on my school hours a bit, so...

1:02:46 > 1:02:48I can pop in and have a look for myself.

1:02:48 > 1:02:49Come over now if you want.

1:02:49 > 1:02:53No, I'll come a bit later. I've just got something to do.

1:02:53 > 1:02:54OK.

1:03:05 > 1:03:09Liam, if you don't mind me saying, your nan prefers gold to silver.

1:03:09 > 1:03:11Yeah, well, it's not for Nan.

1:03:11 > 1:03:14Oh!

1:03:14 > 1:03:16I'm going to grab a cuppa if you fancy one.

1:03:16 > 1:03:19Er, look, I'll think about it, yeah?

1:03:19 > 1:03:21- Yeah? All right, mate, no worries. - Cheers.

1:03:23 > 1:03:25So you know him too, yeah?

1:03:25 > 1:03:27Don't you?

1:03:27 > 1:03:30Well, I asked Peter who he was, but he just blanked me.

1:03:31 > 1:03:32Well?

1:03:35 > 1:03:38Um, I was thinking about Carol's birthday...

1:03:38 > 1:03:41Oh, well, we were just going across to see her.

1:03:41 > 1:03:42Yeah. I've got her a card.

1:03:42 > 1:03:46Well, why don't you give the card to her yourself at her party?

1:03:46 > 1:03:47What? Carol's having a party?

1:03:47 > 1:03:50Yeah, and a cake and everything if I can fix it up,

1:03:50 > 1:03:52and maybe some dancing.

1:03:52 > 1:03:55- Mm.- S-Sounds great.- It's not going to be one of them surprise ones,

1:03:55 > 1:03:57- though?- Yeah, well, I haven't actually told her yet,

1:03:57 > 1:03:59I just wanted to see who could make it, but, no,

1:03:59 > 1:04:02we're not going to sit around in a darkened room and shout, "Boo!"

1:04:02 > 1:04:03So you up for it?

1:04:03 > 1:04:05- ..Yeah.- ..Yeah.- Yeah!

1:04:05 > 1:04:07- OK, the party starts at six o'clock. - Oh.

1:04:07 > 1:04:11- That's so the kids can come.- Oh. - See you later.

1:04:11 > 1:04:13See ya.

1:04:18 > 1:04:20Sniffing about again?

1:04:20 > 1:04:22- Nice to see you ain't lost it. - Lost what?

1:04:22 > 1:04:24Your sense of humour.

1:04:24 > 1:04:27I ain't lost anything. And I don't intend to neither.

1:04:27 > 1:04:28I was looking out for you, that's all.

1:04:28 > 1:04:30The Good Samaritan, eh?

1:04:30 > 1:04:31Yeah.

1:04:31 > 1:04:34But you're out and about now, good to go,

1:04:34 > 1:04:37don't need me any more - fine.

1:04:46 > 1:04:50- Where's Dexter?- He just popped out. - In other words, he's bunking off.

1:04:50 > 1:04:52He had a phone call from Ava. She had a letter this morning.

1:04:52 > 1:04:54What, he can't read it when he gets home?

1:04:54 > 1:04:57I think it's about his op. He's giving his dad his kidney, ain't he?

1:04:57 > 1:04:59I don't care what it's about. He's got to read it in my time?

1:04:59 > 1:05:01When he gets here, tell him I want to talk to him.

1:05:04 > 1:05:07I hope they're not rushing this, it was those doctors themselves

1:05:07 > 1:05:10who told you that you needed time to prepare.

1:05:10 > 1:05:12No, they're just calling me in for some X-rays.

1:05:12 > 1:05:15- What X-rays?- Look, Mum, nothing to worry about, it's just routine.

1:05:15 > 1:05:17- Dexter, there's nothing just routine about any of this.- Mum...

1:05:17 > 1:05:20- It's all getting a bit much... - Look, Mum, no, it's not!

1:05:20 > 1:05:24Look, I know how you feel about all this, but I'm doing it, OK?

1:05:24 > 1:05:26So just relax.

1:05:29 > 1:05:31I'm not saying I'm not going to be there.

1:05:31 > 1:05:34I'm just saying I might be there a little bit later, that's all.

1:05:34 > 1:05:36Cos I've got my counselling session, haven't I?

1:05:36 > 1:05:38I didn't realise the two were going to clash.

1:05:38 > 1:05:41Bit late for a counselling session, isn't it?

1:05:43 > 1:05:45- Is that what that phone call was about?- Yeah.

1:05:45 > 1:05:47That phone call from no-one important?

1:05:47 > 1:05:50Can you just get off my back, please, Abi, right?

1:05:50 > 1:05:52You're making something out of nothing here.

1:05:52 > 1:05:54So that was no-one, this is nothing?

1:06:04 > 1:06:07Right, so you can come over? About six o'clock.

1:06:07 > 1:06:11Oh, that's great. Fantastic. It's great.

1:06:11 > 1:06:13Here, look at him, grinning like a Cheshire cat.

1:06:13 > 1:06:15- What's he up to?- Hm.

1:06:17 > 1:06:19So, for a girl, was it?

1:06:19 > 1:06:21The necklace?

1:06:21 > 1:06:23Only I didn't have you down as a jewellery sort of guy yourself.

1:06:23 > 1:06:25Yeah, well, you don't know me.

1:06:25 > 1:06:27Is she from round here? Off the Square?

1:06:29 > 1:06:30Come on, mate.

1:06:30 > 1:06:33You've got to help me out a bit, only most of the girls

1:06:33 > 1:06:37I remember from round here are a fair bit older than you.

1:06:37 > 1:06:39Oh, here's a clue.

1:06:40 > 1:06:43- What?- Your face.

1:06:43 > 1:06:44What's her name?

1:06:44 > 1:06:49- Cindy.- Cindy. There's a name from the past.

1:06:49 > 1:06:52Yeah. Named after her mum.

1:06:56 > 1:06:57A party?

1:06:57 > 1:07:00A get-together. Just family, a few friends.

1:07:00 > 1:07:02- That's OK, isn't it?- Yeah.

1:07:02 > 1:07:05- Well, I'm grateful, of course I am...- I don't want your gratitude.

1:07:05 > 1:07:08You've bought me that big bunch of flowers...

1:07:08 > 1:07:11Are you saying I can't make a fuss over my girlfriend on her birthday?

1:07:11 > 1:07:13Huh?

1:07:13 > 1:07:15No. I didn't think so.

1:07:18 > 1:07:22Yeah, OK, well, I guess I'll just call you, then, later.

1:07:26 > 1:07:29- Happy now?- What?

1:07:29 > 1:07:32My counselling session - I've cancelled it.

1:07:32 > 1:07:35If you actually had a counselling session, then, no, of course not.

1:07:40 > 1:07:41Aye-aye!

1:07:41 > 1:07:43So you're David? I'm...

1:07:43 > 1:07:46Cindy. Yes, I know. We've already had the introductions.

1:07:46 > 1:07:48Sit yourself down.

1:07:48 > 1:07:52That's a shame. I was looking forward to doing that myself.

1:07:52 > 1:07:54- Sorry.- So you knew my mum...

1:07:54 > 1:07:58Liam, how many times have I told you? Stop apologising.

1:07:58 > 1:08:01- That's the first lesson. - First lesson of what?

1:08:01 > 1:08:05Affairs of the heart, young lady. Liam's got girlfriend trouble.

1:08:05 > 1:08:06Yeah?

1:08:06 > 1:08:09He's got two on the go and he doesn't really like either of them.

1:08:09 > 1:08:11You've got to be straight with them, Liam.

1:08:11 > 1:08:14You've got to look 'em in the eye and say, "You ain't for me."

1:08:14 > 1:08:15- It's the only way.- Cindy, come here.

1:08:15 > 1:08:18Oh, well, anyway, I'll see you around.

1:08:18 > 1:08:19Yes, you will.

1:08:22 > 1:08:24What have you gone and done that for?

1:08:24 > 1:08:25I ain't got one girlfriend, let alone two.

1:08:25 > 1:08:27Don't matter, cos now she thinks you have.

1:08:27 > 1:08:30Now she's going to start seeing you different,

1:08:30 > 1:08:32and to be honest, she's going to have to,

1:08:32 > 1:08:34cos you ain't getting very far at the moment, are you?

1:08:34 > 1:08:35She won't look at me at all.

1:08:35 > 1:08:37Well, she will now. And she'll be thinking,

1:08:37 > 1:08:40"Two on the go, what's he got that's so special?"

1:08:40 > 1:08:44And with any luck, and you stop keep apologising all the time,

1:08:44 > 1:08:45she might decide to find out.

1:08:45 > 1:08:48And that necklace or whatever you were thinking of, forget it,

1:08:48 > 1:08:50because she really will have you down as a sap.

1:08:50 > 1:08:52No, get her something, but get her something surprising,

1:08:52 > 1:08:54something she'd never have thought of,

1:08:54 > 1:08:57and if you can make her laugh at the same time, double result.

1:08:57 > 1:08:59Are you up to something?

1:08:59 > 1:09:00I'm just talking to Liam.

1:09:00 > 1:09:02You were talking to Masood earlier as well?

1:09:02 > 1:09:04What, after this morning?

1:09:04 > 1:09:06Put me well and truly in the shade, didn't he?

1:09:06 > 1:09:08Best man definitely won that one.

1:09:08 > 1:09:10- Ta-ra, mate.- Ta-ra.

1:09:12 > 1:09:14- I don't know.- Come on, Tam.

1:09:14 > 1:09:16Fatboy's in a bit of a bad place at the moment.

1:09:16 > 1:09:20- Hm. Perfect.- It's perfect that Fatboy's in a bad place?

1:09:20 > 1:09:23Bring him along, a party's exactly what he needs.

1:09:25 > 1:09:28Right, if we can all finish off what we're doing,

1:09:28 > 1:09:31we can start to show Miss Hartman what we've all been up to.

1:09:31 > 1:09:34- I haven't finished my colouring-in yet.- OK, one more minute.

1:09:34 > 1:09:35I'll finish it.

1:09:35 > 1:09:38No, it's all right, Dennis, Morgan's started, so let him do it.

1:09:38 > 1:09:39He's rubbish.

1:09:39 > 1:09:42No, he's not. Actually, he's doing really well.

1:09:42 > 1:09:44Really neat lines, Morgan, well done.

1:09:44 > 1:09:48- No!- Dennis!- What did you do that for?

1:09:48 > 1:09:51Miss Hartman, if you don't mind, I can handle this.

1:09:56 > 1:09:58Yeah, I want to make it really, really special,

1:09:58 > 1:09:59really push the boat out.

1:09:59 > 1:10:02You, er, got a problem with your motor?

1:10:02 > 1:10:05- What? No, no.- Oh, so you just thought you'd come round here

1:10:05 > 1:10:07and waste my mechanic's time, did you?

1:10:07 > 1:10:09No, Phil, I was inviting Jay to a party, that's all.

1:10:09 > 1:10:10Six o'clock? At Carol's.

1:10:10 > 1:10:12- Yeah, all right, mate. - See you later.

1:10:12 > 1:10:14Are you serious?

1:10:14 > 1:10:15It's her birthday, Phil.

1:10:15 > 1:10:18- Max's sister?- Well, it's Abi's aunt as well, ain't it?

1:10:18 > 1:10:21The geezer who's inside because he tried to kill me?

1:10:21 > 1:10:23You want to work out whose side you're on.

1:10:23 > 1:10:26I want a word with you an' all.

1:10:29 > 1:10:32Sorry I'm late, there was a delay on the District Line.

1:10:32 > 1:10:34- Can I have a word?- Yeah.

1:10:34 > 1:10:36About Dennis.

1:10:36 > 1:10:38- Go on.- Um, OK.

1:10:38 > 1:10:41- So we were all making a birthday card for Carol today.- That's nice.

1:10:41 > 1:10:43Yeah, it was, until Dennis wanted to do some colouring.

1:10:43 > 1:10:45And because someone else was doing it,

1:10:45 > 1:10:47he wanted to ruin the whole thing.

1:10:47 > 1:10:49- Who?- What?

1:10:49 > 1:10:51- Who else was doing it? - That's not the point.

1:10:51 > 1:10:54The point is that type of behaviour is just not acceptable.

1:10:54 > 1:10:57Oh, and favouring one child over another's acceptable, is it?

1:10:57 > 1:11:00I'd just appreciate it if you could explain that to him.

1:11:00 > 1:11:02She been poisoning your mind too, has she?

1:11:02 > 1:11:05The only one that's been poisonous here today is your son.

1:11:07 > 1:11:09Denny, come on, darling, let's go.

1:11:10 > 1:11:12Good boy.

1:11:19 > 1:11:23- When's the fly-past?- Funny(!) - I'm serious.

1:11:23 > 1:11:25I don't know what that fella of yours has got planned.

1:11:25 > 1:11:27I wouldn't put anything past him.

1:11:33 > 1:11:36- Hiya.- Have you had the treatment as well?- What do you mean?- Phil.

1:11:36 > 1:11:38He's been throwing his weight around all day,

1:11:38 > 1:11:41and now he's trying to tell me who I can and can't see.

1:11:41 > 1:11:43SHE SIGHS

1:11:51 > 1:11:53CHATTER FROM NEXT ROOM

1:11:56 > 1:11:59- Sshh!- ALL: Hooray!

1:11:59 > 1:12:01MUSIC PLAYS: "Happy Birthday" by Stevie Wonder

1:12:03 > 1:12:05- This is for you.- Lovely.

1:12:05 > 1:12:08- Well, cheers.- ALL: Cheers!

1:12:10 > 1:12:14Right. Well, erm, I'm just going to go and fix my face.

1:12:14 > 1:12:16This is OK, isn't it?

1:12:16 > 1:12:17Yeah. Yeah, it's lovely.

1:12:19 > 1:12:23- All right?- All right.- That was a nice surprise, weren't it?

1:12:23 > 1:12:25Yeah. Well, it was a surprise.

1:12:25 > 1:12:28This is nice an' all. You actually talking to me for once, Lauren.

1:12:28 > 1:12:32- Couldn't get away quick enough last time, could you?- I was just busy.

1:12:32 > 1:12:33It's not a big deal, is it?

1:12:33 > 1:12:35Are you busy now, or..?

1:12:35 > 1:12:38Just going to go and say, "happy birthday."

1:12:39 > 1:12:41DOORBELL RINGS

1:12:41 > 1:12:45Ab, Abi, is she all right? Lauren.

1:12:45 > 1:12:46Why do you say that?

1:12:46 > 1:12:49- She's not acting weird with you? - Don't think so.

1:12:52 > 1:12:55- Hello, Jay?- Hello. - All right, Jay?- Yeah.

1:12:55 > 1:12:58Hiya. Er, Lauren...

1:12:58 > 1:13:00Can I...?

1:13:06 > 1:13:08Are you drinking again?

1:13:08 > 1:13:12No, don't look at me like that. Joey is right, you are acting weird,

1:13:12 > 1:13:15and there's usually a reason for it, isn't there?

1:13:15 > 1:13:17No. I'm not back on the booze.

1:13:17 > 1:13:21Right, so it's in my imagination then, I'm just being paranoid?

1:13:21 > 1:13:23Oh, come on, Lauren, something is going on.

1:13:23 > 1:13:26I don't know what you expect me to think, but..?

1:13:26 > 1:13:30- I'm not back on the booze.- But?

1:13:32 > 1:13:35I've met someone. You don't know him.

1:13:35 > 1:13:37I don't even really know him.

1:13:37 > 1:13:40And I don't know if I even want to get to know him

1:13:40 > 1:13:41or whether I should.

1:13:41 > 1:13:43But if he likes you and you like him...?

1:13:43 > 1:13:46We met at counselling.

1:13:46 > 1:13:48- Ah.- Yeah.

1:13:48 > 1:13:51It's not exactly encouraged, is it?

1:13:51 > 1:13:53Two people with the same problems seeing each other.

1:13:53 > 1:13:56Yeah, but, then again, if you both know the danger signs,

1:13:56 > 1:13:59you can help each other, can't you? And if he's nice..!

1:13:59 > 1:14:01I dunno.

1:14:01 > 1:14:03I suppose it's just a bit scary, innit,

1:14:03 > 1:14:05getting back out there again?

1:14:05 > 1:14:07I don't know if I'm ready.

1:14:07 > 1:14:09Lauren, this is the first time in months that I've seen you

1:14:09 > 1:14:13get excited about something that didn't come from a bottle.

1:14:13 > 1:14:16Is this what that phone call was about?

1:14:16 > 1:14:19Mm-hm. He wanted to see me.

1:14:19 > 1:14:21But I put it off, you know.

1:14:21 > 1:14:24I said, well, I've got to come here, ain't I?

1:14:24 > 1:14:26Yeah, well, you've done it now.

1:14:30 > 1:14:33This isn't OK, is it?

1:14:33 > 1:14:36It's lovely, really! It's just...

1:14:36 > 1:14:38It's not.

1:14:38 > 1:14:41I've never really been one for the limelight, I suppose.

1:14:41 > 1:14:45I've always been the same. It's my fault, I know.

1:14:45 > 1:14:49I've just always hated any sort of fuss. Thanks.

1:15:00 > 1:15:03Phil... What is all of this?

1:15:03 > 1:15:06You're snapping at me, you're yelling at Jay?

1:15:06 > 1:15:07I ain't yelling at anyone.

1:15:07 > 1:15:10Just told him a few facts of life, that's all.

1:15:10 > 1:15:12You as good as told him to ditch his girlfriend.

1:15:12 > 1:15:14No, I told him to choose what's important and what ain't.

1:15:14 > 1:15:16YOU can't run his life.

1:15:16 > 1:15:19- Is that what Jay said, is it, eh? - It's what I'm saying, too.

1:15:19 > 1:15:20And what else did Jay say?

1:15:20 > 1:15:23What Phil Mitchell says ain't important, yeah?

1:15:23 > 1:15:24What is going on with you?

1:15:24 > 1:15:26So is he going?

1:15:26 > 1:15:28- Is he going where? - I'll take that as a yes.

1:15:28 > 1:15:30Phil?

1:15:30 > 1:15:31Phil!

1:15:31 > 1:15:33Ah, ladies, more wine?

1:15:33 > 1:15:36Not for me, thank you.

1:15:36 > 1:15:38- I'm fine, thanks.- Fatboy!

1:15:38 > 1:15:41Oh, actually, you know what? I will have another glass,

1:15:41 > 1:15:44first day of the rest of your life and all that.

1:15:44 > 1:15:46- Tamwar?- I'm all right.

1:15:46 > 1:15:48- Fatboy, you?- Yeah, you know what?

1:15:48 > 1:15:51I'll take a beer and a shot of whatever you've got.

1:15:51 > 1:15:53Right. Making a night of it?

1:15:53 > 1:15:57- Making a night of every night from now on, Mr Mas.- Great.

1:15:57 > 1:16:01- Sorry, you got any more? - Yeah.- Thanks.

1:16:03 > 1:16:04Lovely.

1:16:07 > 1:16:09Right, OK.

1:16:12 > 1:16:14Oh, lovely, thanks.

1:16:14 > 1:16:18It's mad, innit? Anyone mentions Dennis, Sharon's shutters come down.

1:16:18 > 1:16:21Yeah, but it didn't faze you, though. You did all right.

1:16:21 > 1:16:23Well, I do live with Bianca and Tiff.

1:16:26 > 1:16:28Um, anyway, I know it's a bit silly,

1:16:28 > 1:16:32but I have seen that teaching assistant job at your school.

1:16:32 > 1:16:35- Maybe I could put you down for a referee?- Mm.

1:16:35 > 1:16:38- Obviously if you think I'm not ready, then just...- Whitney,

1:16:38 > 1:16:40I think you'd be absolutely perfect.

1:16:42 > 1:16:43KNOCK ON DOOR

1:16:43 > 1:16:46POUNDING ON DOOR Yes!

1:16:47 > 1:16:50- I don't think you're invited. - It's all right, I ain't stopping.

1:16:50 > 1:16:52- Ron?- Let me handle this, OK?

1:16:52 > 1:16:54So this is your choice, is it?

1:16:54 > 1:16:57- This is hardly the time or place... - You like breathing

1:16:57 > 1:16:58the same air as this bunch of lowlife?

1:16:58 > 1:17:01- What did you say?- She might have hooked up with one of them,

1:17:01 > 1:17:03- but at least she had the decency to stay away.- Come on, Phil.

1:17:03 > 1:17:06- Who's talking to you, eh?- Jay's right, this ain't the time or place.

1:17:06 > 1:17:08- It's past your bedtime. - Ain't past my bedtime.

1:17:08 > 1:17:10Leave it, Jack. Phil, this is ridiculous.

1:17:10 > 1:17:13- I'm talking to Jay.- Well, then, why don't you do that outside?

1:17:13 > 1:17:16Someone else is sticking their big fat nose in now, are they?

1:17:16 > 1:17:18- If the lad's made a mistake here... - He has.

1:17:18 > 1:17:20Then it's him you should be having a pop at,

1:17:20 > 1:17:21so why don't the pair of you go outside,

1:17:21 > 1:17:25sort out your differences and leave the rest of us to enjoy the party?

1:17:25 > 1:17:27- No, why does Jay have to go? - No, it's all right.

1:17:27 > 1:17:29Don't want to ruin it for everyone else, do we(?)

1:17:34 > 1:17:38Right, more wine, everyone, huh? AJ?

1:17:38 > 1:17:40Yeah.

1:17:40 > 1:17:42Thank you.

1:17:42 > 1:17:47Hey... Can I give you my present now?

1:17:47 > 1:17:48- You've got me a present?- Yeah.

1:17:48 > 1:17:51You ain't got any money.

1:17:51 > 1:17:54I got it off one of the market boys. I looked after his stall for a bit.

1:17:58 > 1:18:01You got me that for my 14th birthday.

1:18:01 > 1:18:02It's not the same one.

1:18:02 > 1:18:04You spilt Coke over that, if I rightly remember.

1:18:04 > 1:18:06- It's a cassette.- Well spotted.

1:18:06 > 1:18:08Right, well, who's got a cassette player these days?

1:18:08 > 1:18:10Well, we didn't have...

1:18:11 > 1:18:13Didn't have one then, either, did we?

1:18:13 > 1:18:16- No, you promised you'd get me one for my 15th.- And I did.

1:18:16 > 1:18:18And you promised me you'd get me The Greatest Hits Of 1977.

1:18:18 > 1:18:19And I did that as well.

1:18:21 > 1:18:24You promised you'd never hurt me.

1:18:34 > 1:18:36Let's get one thing straight? I did that out of respect.

1:18:36 > 1:18:39- Well, I'm glad to hear it. - And not for you, for Carol.

1:18:39 > 1:18:41You think you can walk all over me, yeah?

1:18:41 > 1:18:43Just do what you want and I won't do anything about it?

1:18:43 > 1:18:44Where is all this coming from?

1:18:44 > 1:18:46- You think I'm a busted flush? - I never said that.

1:18:46 > 1:18:49- You're thinking it, ain't you? - Is that what you think?

1:18:49 > 1:18:50Is that what all of this is about?

1:18:50 > 1:18:53You throwing your weight around to prove a stupid point?

1:18:53 > 1:18:56You don't have to prove anything, Phil.

1:18:56 > 1:18:57Not to us, not to anyone.

1:18:57 > 1:19:00I'd just appreciate a bit of loyalty, that's all, you know -

1:19:00 > 1:19:02this family sticking tight.

1:19:08 > 1:19:10- All right?- Yeah.

1:19:11 > 1:19:13Oh, he knows you well, doesn't he?

1:19:15 > 1:19:17Knows what you like,

1:19:17 > 1:19:20what you don't like - he always gets it right.

1:19:20 > 1:19:24- So he is right about that as well? - About what?

1:19:24 > 1:19:25What he said?

1:19:25 > 1:19:28That you have a habit of falling in love with him?

1:19:29 > 1:19:33I used to bite my nails. That was a habit.

1:19:33 > 1:19:37I don't do habits no more, Mas. No, these days I choose.

1:19:37 > 1:19:40And I have.

1:19:40 > 1:19:41I love you.

1:19:52 > 1:19:56THEY GIGGLE OK, OK. All right. OK.

1:19:56 > 1:19:57I vow...

1:19:57 > 1:20:01- to never kick over your Zimmer frame?- Oh, thank you!

1:20:01 > 1:20:04And I vow to liquidise all your dinners.

1:20:04 > 1:20:06It'd be handy if you knew how to work an oven first.

1:20:06 > 1:20:07Oh, OK, all right!

1:20:07 > 1:20:09So, what are your amazing vows?

1:20:09 > 1:20:12My first one is to stay super sexy.

1:20:12 > 1:20:15Hot stuff, know what I'm saying, mama?

1:20:15 > 1:20:19And, to only use my superhuman powers to fight crime.

1:20:19 > 1:20:23- OK, and to protect your foxy lady? - Yeah.

1:20:23 > 1:20:27I'll tell you something, Peroxide, while there's breath in my body,

1:20:27 > 1:20:31I'll forever defend the future Mrs Moon.

1:20:31 > 1:20:33Ain't that poetry, eh? Oh, you like that?

1:20:33 > 1:20:34OK, right, where was I?

1:20:34 > 1:20:37Excuse me? Excuse me? Where do you think you're going?

1:20:37 > 1:20:39I'm going to the kitchen.

1:20:39 > 1:20:41Oh, no! Oh, no you're not!

1:20:41 > 1:20:43You're going back in there.

1:20:43 > 1:20:44No, no, no, it's quarter to eight!

1:20:44 > 1:20:47Do not try to blind me with science. Come on.

1:20:47 > 1:20:49- Stop it!- Come on!

1:20:50 > 1:20:52- Granddad! - Hello, mate. All right?

1:20:52 > 1:20:54Oh, lovely.

1:20:54 > 1:20:57No, that's for Masood for helping Whit with her job application.

1:20:57 > 1:21:01Not "helping"! Insider knowledge from the man in the loop.

1:21:01 > 1:21:03See that, Liam? That's power.

1:21:03 > 1:21:04A potent aphrodisiac.

1:21:04 > 1:21:07Right, well, less of that. I'm eating, thank you.

1:21:07 > 1:21:08Do you mind?!

1:21:08 > 1:21:12"Give an example of when you've demonstrated time management skills".

1:21:12 > 1:21:14I've give you some time management, Whit.

1:21:14 > 1:21:18Stop answering stupid questions. Go down the school and tell them the job's yours.

1:21:18 > 1:21:21The school recruitment process is a bit more demanding than that.

1:21:21 > 1:21:25They think telling the time's a skill! What more do they want? A lobotomy?!

1:21:25 > 1:21:29- Bottomy! - Yeah, well, maybe when you've got more than a pound to your name

1:21:29 > 1:21:31you can start dishing out the advice.

1:21:31 > 1:21:34Come on, mate. Time to make your mum some money.

1:21:38 > 1:21:40You could have come back to the party, you know.

1:21:40 > 1:21:43Carol knew it weren't your fault Phil kicked off.

1:21:43 > 1:21:46Well, I'm sure you had a good time without me.

1:21:46 > 1:21:49Mm. B's kids, they really love their Aunty Ron.

1:21:49 > 1:21:53- Said so last night.- That's sweet.

1:21:54 > 1:21:58It's good this, innit? Wake up and there you are.

1:21:58 > 1:22:00Did you think I was going to do a runner?

1:22:00 > 1:22:03I was quietly confident I'd left you wanting more.

1:22:03 > 1:22:05Ha!

1:22:05 > 1:22:08Just like the good old days though, ain't it?

1:22:08 > 1:22:09You hogging the shower.

1:22:11 > 1:22:13Yeah, it's great.

1:22:13 > 1:22:16Ron, it's daft this, ain't it? You living at Phil's.

1:22:16 > 1:22:18Just move back in here.

1:22:19 > 1:22:22It's only been a couple of weeks, Jack.

1:22:24 > 1:22:29Yeah, but it's not like I'm some kind of weirdo who's taken you out on a couple of dates.

1:22:29 > 1:22:30I know how I feel about you.

1:22:30 > 1:22:34- It's the same as it was when I married you.- I think...

1:22:34 > 1:22:37I think we should just take it a day at a time.

1:22:37 > 1:22:38I'm going to work.

1:22:40 > 1:22:43- I'll see you later. - Yeah, see you later.

1:22:52 > 1:22:55Another Babylon! You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

1:22:55 > 1:22:57The rats'll be licking their lips.

1:22:57 > 1:23:00It's not my fault people are dumping their rubbish outside my business.

1:23:00 > 1:23:01It's the cuts.

1:23:01 > 1:23:03People round here survived the Blitz!

1:23:03 > 1:23:05Well, I didn't cos I was evacuated.

1:23:05 > 1:23:10I'm sure they'll survive a weekly collection done by the council fortnightly.

1:23:11 > 1:23:13Now, get rid of it.

1:23:20 > 1:23:22Baby's sat nav on the blink?

1:23:22 > 1:23:24You're so boring.

1:23:24 > 1:23:26How's time travelling going with Jack?

1:23:27 > 1:23:28Why?

1:23:28 > 1:23:32Life must seem boring after the vertiginous heights of child theft.

1:23:32 > 1:23:34Even with someone as scintillating as monkey boy.

1:23:34 > 1:23:35That's very good.

1:23:41 > 1:23:43Yeah, all right, darling.

1:24:01 > 1:24:02Oh, dear.

1:24:03 > 1:24:05Question. If you were Ronnie Mitchell,

1:24:05 > 1:24:09would you be so brazen as to walk around as if you deserve to exist?

1:24:09 > 1:24:11- Everyone deserves a second chance. - Don't be so trite.

1:24:11 > 1:24:15Well, if you don't like it, why don't you do something about it?

1:24:23 > 1:24:25Come on, Morgan, get a move on!

1:24:25 > 1:24:27Come on, she's called you twice. School. Go!

1:24:27 > 1:24:31- But I can help you make money. - Come on, get a move on!

1:24:31 > 1:24:34If you suck up to Aunty Janine, she'll give you some!

1:24:34 > 1:24:35One... Two...

1:24:35 > 1:24:39Come on, don't let her get to three. She's waiting. Go!

1:24:39 > 1:24:41Hey, Morgan?

1:24:43 > 1:24:45I do need your help, actually.

1:24:45 > 1:24:46Big time.

1:24:46 > 1:24:49Know what you could do for me? Draw me up a business plan, yeah?

1:24:49 > 1:24:53Profit margins and target markets. We'll discuss strategy at teatime.

1:24:53 > 1:24:54Go on.

1:24:57 > 1:24:59So, how was your date then?

1:24:59 > 1:25:01It's early days, ain't it, but...

1:25:01 > 1:25:03KNOCK ON DOOR

1:25:03 > 1:25:07Oh, my gosh, if that's Grandma Dot sniffing through our bins again...

1:25:07 > 1:25:08Hey, are you all right?

1:25:08 > 1:25:10Hiya.

1:25:10 > 1:25:14What happened to you last night? You disappeared!

1:25:14 > 1:25:16I just fancied an early night.

1:25:16 > 1:25:18- Yeah?- Mm-hmm.

1:25:18 > 1:25:20Well, look, I was just thinking.

1:25:20 > 1:25:23If you needed any odd jobs or anything doing round the house

1:25:23 > 1:25:26while Max is away, then, well, I'm free tonight, so...

1:25:26 > 1:25:28Oh, no, we're fine.

1:25:28 > 1:25:30Actually, the shower's leaking.

1:25:30 > 1:25:31We're not simpletons, Abi!

1:25:31 > 1:25:34No, no, I don't mind. Honestly, it's all right.

1:25:34 > 1:25:35I'll see you tonight, yeah?

1:25:35 > 1:25:38Right. OK, see you tonight.

1:25:40 > 1:25:43Do you have to act so weird? He blatantly thinks you're drinking.

1:25:43 > 1:25:46What, so I have to tell Joey all about my private life now, do I?

1:25:46 > 1:25:47No.

1:25:50 > 1:25:53Oi. Mm-Mm-Mwah!

1:25:53 > 1:25:54What's that for?

1:25:54 > 1:25:57Just to say thanks. I've never had anyone on my side like that before.

1:25:57 > 1:25:59- Don't be stupid. I love you. - I love you too.

1:25:59 > 1:26:02- Can you hold the fort for a couple of hours? Got a meeting with the wholesalers.- Yeah.

1:26:02 > 1:26:04Won't be long.

1:26:04 > 1:26:07I promised somebody I'd help with something tonight.

1:26:07 > 1:26:10- Just let me check the rota, yeah? - All right.

1:26:10 > 1:26:12PHONE RINGS

1:26:12 > 1:26:14Do you want to take that?

1:26:16 > 1:26:19Look, it's fine. Just have tonight off.

1:26:19 > 1:26:20All right, thanks.

1:26:27 > 1:26:30I think they just need your date of birth.

1:26:30 > 1:26:33Can you make sure that she's wrapped up nice and warm, please,

1:26:33 > 1:26:35as soon as she comes out of the pool?

1:26:37 > 1:26:41It's your 30th in a couple of weeks! What are you doing for it?

1:26:41 > 1:26:44Well, I'm probably going to be thinking about how sad it is that,

1:26:44 > 1:26:47for some people, becoming a multiple of ten

1:26:47 > 1:26:50is probably the most exciting thing that's happened to them in a decade.

1:26:50 > 1:26:53- OK. Bye-bye.- Bye.

1:26:53 > 1:26:57Cast your mind back. West Ham, 1980. I've got ideas, Danny.

1:26:57 > 1:27:00We need a proper team talk tomorrow.

1:27:00 > 1:27:02Look, as invaluable as your input is, Billy,

1:27:02 > 1:27:04I've got a date after training tonight.

1:27:04 > 1:27:06You lucky dog!

1:27:06 > 1:27:08I don't pay you to talk about football.

1:27:08 > 1:27:12Listen, Janine, I hate to ask, but this Bow Road viewing tonight?

1:27:12 > 1:27:16Any chance you could do it? It's just that Lola's won some tickets for the pictures. Please?

1:27:16 > 1:27:18Ask Lucy.

1:27:18 > 1:27:20She'll have plans, won't she?

1:27:20 > 1:27:22Well, I've got plans, haven't I?

1:27:38 > 1:27:41Sorry, mate. Sorry to butt in. Listen, it's a bit embarrassing.

1:27:41 > 1:27:43I bought this off you last week for my mum's birthday.

1:27:43 > 1:27:47She won't open it. She reckons it's a fake.

1:27:47 > 1:27:48Oh, come on, mate!

1:27:48 > 1:27:50That's charming, innit?

1:27:50 > 1:27:52What do you want me to do? Call the authorities down here?

1:27:52 > 1:27:55Check out how Parisian "Fleur de Valleys" really is, shall we?

1:27:58 > 1:27:59That's more like it. Cheers.

1:28:08 > 1:28:11You won't sell many plums with a face like that, sonny Jim.

1:28:11 > 1:28:13You might want to look in the mirror, mate!

1:28:13 > 1:28:16If you see little Cindy, tell her if she wants to know any more about her mum,

1:28:16 > 1:28:18I've got a wealth of stories.

1:28:18 > 1:28:20You stay away from my family.

1:28:21 > 1:28:22Ain't you got an empire to run?

1:28:22 > 1:28:24I heard you'd crawled back.

1:28:24 > 1:28:26You heading in?

1:28:26 > 1:28:28I can see where Bianca gets her brains from.

1:28:28 > 1:28:31I'm grabbing lunch as well. I'll join you. On me.

1:28:42 > 1:28:44- Hey.- What're you doing?!

1:28:44 > 1:28:45What?! You said you wanted to talk.

1:28:45 > 1:28:47I didn't mean just rock up! Did anyone see you?

1:28:47 > 1:28:48No.

1:28:48 > 1:28:50- Did Tracey see you?- No.

1:28:50 > 1:28:55You've got to go. Come on. What were you thinking?

1:28:55 > 1:28:57I'm sorry. You said the coast was clear.

1:28:57 > 1:28:59All right, we'll chat later. I'll text you.

1:28:59 > 1:29:01ALFIE'S VOICE IN BACKGROUND

1:29:01 > 1:29:03Get upstairs! Get up!

1:29:03 > 1:29:06No worries. Cheers. Take care. Bye-bye.

1:29:07 > 1:29:09- All right?- All right?

1:29:09 > 1:29:11What happened with the wholesalers?

1:29:11 > 1:29:14Mission aborted. Just spoke to Kirsty, she sounded like death.

1:29:14 > 1:29:17- I've given her the day off. - Me and Tracey can manage.

1:29:17 > 1:29:19- What, the lunch-time rush?- Yeah!

1:29:19 > 1:29:21Not going to leave you a man down, am I?

1:29:21 > 1:29:23Right, you lucky people, who's next?

1:29:30 > 1:29:32Here you go. There's your change.

1:29:32 > 1:29:34Stick it in the box, Carol.

1:29:37 > 1:29:38How much do you want?

1:29:38 > 1:29:41Can't I even buy my sort of sister a sandwich?

1:29:41 > 1:29:44I haven't exactly had a warm welcome from Carol and the happy helper.

1:29:44 > 1:29:49Just take a deep breath, dig deep, and tell me how much you want.

1:29:49 > 1:29:52Janine, I'm not going to be around for long. Seriously.

1:29:52 > 1:29:55I've got a few bits of business I need to sort out.

1:29:55 > 1:29:58Business to sort out?

1:29:58 > 1:30:01Is that really a thread that you want me to tug at?

1:30:01 > 1:30:04Look, whatever properties you've got on your books,

1:30:04 > 1:30:05I can shift them for you.

1:30:05 > 1:30:08I can make you twice as much as the local monkeys can,

1:30:08 > 1:30:09and you know that.

1:30:09 > 1:30:11Why don't you make yourself money?

1:30:11 > 1:30:14Making money's not the issue, is it?

1:30:14 > 1:30:16Let me get this right.

1:30:16 > 1:30:19You could make yourself lots of money,

1:30:19 > 1:30:22but you want to make money for me instead?

1:30:22 > 1:30:25Yes. As I said, I'm not around for long. I want to help the family. I want to help you.

1:30:25 > 1:30:28Watch out, Janine, his smile cranks up a notch when he's desperate.

1:30:28 > 1:30:31Thank you, Columbo, but I think I've got this one.

1:30:32 > 1:30:35Don't say I didn't try and build bridges.

1:30:35 > 1:30:38Listen, when you've made your first million,

1:30:38 > 1:30:42I will let you take me out, buy me dinner,

1:30:42 > 1:30:46and then you can teach me how to be just as successful as you are.

1:30:46 > 1:30:47You're wrong, Janine.

1:30:49 > 1:30:50What's up?

1:30:50 > 1:30:52I make a few quid and you press the panic button?

1:30:52 > 1:30:56I'm not panicked. I'm just disgusted that you'd try to fleece your own step-sister.

1:30:56 > 1:30:59I think you underestimate what family mean to me, Carol.

1:30:59 > 1:31:04Go on, family man, why don't you go and provide for your daughter after a lifetime of naff all, huh?

1:31:04 > 1:31:07Derek's boy over at the car lot. What was his name? Joey, right?

1:31:13 > 1:31:16All right, Peroxide, you on strike or something?

1:31:16 > 1:31:17Just got a headache.

1:31:17 > 1:31:19You OK?

1:31:19 > 1:31:21I've got over tequila hangovers, I'll get over this.

1:31:21 > 1:31:23- Let me go get you some painkillers. - Really?

1:31:23 > 1:31:26- No, Alfie, I'm fine! - It's all right, I'll only be a sec.

1:31:26 > 1:31:27Alfie, I don't need you to...

1:31:27 > 1:31:30I don't want you working while you've got a headache.

1:31:30 > 1:31:32- Let me see...- Wait, wait, wait!

1:31:32 > 1:31:35Look, I've had some already, OK?

1:31:35 > 1:31:37The wholesalers cannot wait.

1:31:37 > 1:31:39Don't worry, I can go there tomorrow.

1:31:39 > 1:31:41No, you should go now. It's quiet downstairs.

1:31:41 > 1:31:44I'm nice and toasty and warm now, ain't I?

1:31:44 > 1:31:47We're out of prawn cocktail flavour crisps.

1:31:47 > 1:31:50Shut up, you dopey mare. Who eats prawn cocktail crisps nowadays?!

1:31:50 > 1:31:53That's really not an excuse to be bone idle, is it, Alfie?

1:31:53 > 1:31:57But you did say it was nice and quiet down there, didn't you?

1:31:57 > 1:32:00- Come on!- No, no. Alfie. - You know you want to!- Alfie!

1:32:00 > 1:32:02- Bone idle, eh?- Alfie! Alfie!

1:32:02 > 1:32:06Alfie, will you stop it? I've got a headache.

1:32:06 > 1:32:09OK. Listen, not sexy time. I just thought you could have a lie down,

1:32:09 > 1:32:11I'll give you an Alfie Moon special massage.

1:32:11 > 1:32:14That's how I roll for the girl that I love. I love ya!

1:32:14 > 1:32:17- Yes, and I love you too. I love you too, Florence.- Florence!

1:32:17 > 1:32:20Very nice, but we have a pub to run. Mittens on.

1:32:20 > 1:32:22- Wholesalers. Now!- You sure?- Yes.

1:32:22 > 1:32:24- Sure? Yes!- Stop it!

1:32:24 > 1:32:26OK. I love you, Roxy.

1:32:26 > 1:32:28I love you too.

1:32:28 > 1:32:29OK, right. I won't be long,

1:32:29 > 1:32:32but do me a favour, just tell Tracey to hold the fort?

1:32:32 > 1:32:33Yes.

1:32:35 > 1:32:38THEY MOUTH

1:32:58 > 1:33:00Roxy, I really need to talk to you.

1:33:00 > 1:33:03Yeah, I know, I know. I'll call you, OK?

1:33:03 > 1:33:04I'll call you.

1:33:15 > 1:33:18I'm not sure it's a good idea you coming round tonight after all.

1:33:18 > 1:33:20- Why?- She's not drinking again, Joey. I swear.

1:33:20 > 1:33:24- Don't mess with my head, Abi, all right?- I'm not! She's...

1:33:24 > 1:33:26- She's seeing someone.- What?

1:33:28 > 1:33:32- Who?- Just let her be happy. I'm sorry.

1:33:32 > 1:33:35Joey? Didn't get a chance to say a proper hello last night.

1:33:35 > 1:33:37I used to knock about with your dad.

1:33:37 > 1:33:39Right, what's that got to do with me?

1:33:43 > 1:33:44All right?

1:33:44 > 1:33:46Ecstatic. You?

1:33:46 > 1:33:48- Fabulous.- Very good.

1:33:48 > 1:33:51We can continue with this happiness top trumps, but I must warn you,

1:33:51 > 1:33:54I saw a three-legged kitten this morning.

1:33:54 > 1:33:55OK.

1:33:58 > 1:33:59Roxanne?

1:34:00 > 1:34:02What?

1:34:02 > 1:34:04Do you know what else I saw?

1:34:05 > 1:34:06A shrink?

1:34:06 > 1:34:08Oh, I have your attention now.

1:34:09 > 1:34:11I was at the gym.

1:34:11 > 1:34:14Saw this girl there. She was talking with her boyfriend.

1:34:14 > 1:34:17They were all smiles. Everything was really happy.

1:34:17 > 1:34:20But she had the same look that Kat had last year, as I recall.

1:34:20 > 1:34:22You know that look?

1:34:22 > 1:34:26The big, lying, dissembling look.

1:34:26 > 1:34:29Do you know, you're starting to sound exactly like a stalker?

1:34:29 > 1:34:33It's interesting though, the black arts that women employ.

1:34:33 > 1:34:36It's nice to see that you've got over your Janine issues so quickly.

1:34:36 > 1:34:39Janine, Kat, Ronnie.

1:34:39 > 1:34:41There's a pattern emerging.

1:34:42 > 1:34:46Michael, I would die before I hurt Alfie, OK?

1:34:46 > 1:34:48Then your death may be imminent.

1:34:48 > 1:34:53Trace, I'm just going to pop out, OK? Alfie won't be long.

1:34:53 > 1:34:54You're such a weirdo.

1:35:10 > 1:35:11Hi.

1:35:13 > 1:35:15I've been trying to call you all day.

1:35:15 > 1:35:19Sorry. My phone gets a rubbish signal down here.

1:35:19 > 1:35:21Why did you freak out like that?

1:35:21 > 1:35:24I don't think coming to work is freaking out.

1:35:24 > 1:35:30Look, all I was trying to say was... I think it's too soon.

1:35:30 > 1:35:32All right, if you don't want to move in, that's fine.

1:35:32 > 1:35:34I'm sorry if I came on too strong.

1:35:34 > 1:35:38But, running off and pretending you didn't...

1:35:38 > 1:35:40There was nothing more to say.

1:35:40 > 1:35:42Look, things are great. Why ruin it?

1:35:42 > 1:35:44Ron, come on, credit me with a brain.

1:35:44 > 1:35:47I don't expect things to be perfect, all right?

1:35:47 > 1:35:49But I do expect you to talk to me.

1:35:49 > 1:35:55- PHONE RINGS - What a surprise. Your signal's back.

1:35:56 > 1:35:58I've got to take this, Jack. I'm sorry.

1:36:03 > 1:36:06I bought one for my 18-year-old. Come on, sit yourself inside.

1:36:06 > 1:36:08Take your time.

1:36:10 > 1:36:13What do you think you're playing at?

1:36:13 > 1:36:15Got you a captive audience. Couldn't resist.

1:36:15 > 1:36:16I used to run this place.

1:36:16 > 1:36:18I didn't ask for your life story, did I?

1:36:18 > 1:36:22Looking a bit sorry for itself now. I'll have to have words with Max and Jack...

1:36:22 > 1:36:25Have you wandered off from your carer or something?

1:36:25 > 1:36:27Give us a chance of selling that, yeah?

1:36:27 > 1:36:29Come on, I'm feeling the old magic.

1:36:29 > 1:36:32Yeah? Make an old man happy. For old times' sake.

1:36:32 > 1:36:34We'll split the commission 50-50.

1:36:34 > 1:36:36That's money for nothing for you.

1:36:36 > 1:36:38Look, this ain't "take Derek's dodgy mate to work" day.

1:36:38 > 1:36:40Eh?!

1:36:40 > 1:36:43No, he was no mate of mine. Your dad hated me.

1:36:43 > 1:36:45And, to be honest, sonny Jim, I hated him as well.

1:36:45 > 1:36:48You can join the club with that one, can't you?

1:36:48 > 1:36:51No, this was a special kind of hate that he saved just for me.

1:36:51 > 1:36:53You know that stab mark down his back?

1:36:53 > 1:36:56Nothing to do with the fella that stabbed him. My fault, apparently.

1:36:58 > 1:37:00Well, logic never was Derek's strong point, was it?

1:37:00 > 1:37:04He never let my daughter have anything to do with me.

1:37:04 > 1:37:07Do you know, I didn't even know she existed for 18 years.

1:37:07 > 1:37:10I'd dance on your dad's grave. I would.

1:37:10 > 1:37:13You know what, mate, you can have a go on that,

1:37:13 > 1:37:16- but don't touch anything, OK. - All right.

1:37:16 > 1:37:17What do you reckon?

1:37:25 > 1:37:27Kimberly Fox! How dare you?

1:37:27 > 1:37:29What do you think you're doing?

1:37:29 > 1:37:30It's not my rubbish!

1:37:30 > 1:37:33It ain't my rubbish. I've a good mind to call the police.

1:37:33 > 1:37:36What, for dumping rubbish outside the launderette!

1:37:36 > 1:37:38No, no, no, don't call the police, please!

1:37:38 > 1:37:41Give me one reason why I shouldn't, you sneering little litter bug.

1:37:41 > 1:37:47Because I have started a petition against the rubbish cuts.

1:37:47 > 1:37:49Dee's making placards as we speak.

1:37:49 > 1:37:52I'm the only chance that this square has got.

1:37:52 > 1:37:55Well, you can tell her I'll be very happy to sign a petition.

1:37:55 > 1:37:58Now, clear off, and take your rubbish with you.

1:38:12 > 1:38:14Come on, you've got loads left, haven't you?

1:38:14 > 1:38:16Have you met my dad?

1:38:16 > 1:38:18He would kill me if I gave away a freebie.

1:38:18 > 1:38:21Not even for your oldest friend, who's struggling to survive?

1:38:21 > 1:38:23I've got a little sister to feed!

1:38:23 > 1:38:26Did you have to burn a violin to keep warm as well?

1:38:26 > 1:38:28Go on, then.

1:38:28 > 1:38:30Wahoo!

1:38:30 > 1:38:32Yes! Thank you, Peter!

1:38:32 > 1:38:34It's only because you're a fitty.

1:38:35 > 1:38:37Right, how many do you want?

1:38:41 > 1:38:42- You OK?- Yep.

1:38:42 > 1:38:44Ronnie, if Alfie had seen you...

1:38:44 > 1:38:47I know. I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking.

1:38:47 > 1:38:49I just, I really needed to talk to you.

1:38:49 > 1:38:52So, look, things were going really, really well,

1:38:52 > 1:38:55and now suddenly Jack's pulled this "let's move in together".

1:38:55 > 1:38:57I just think it's taking things too quickly.

1:38:57 > 1:39:00- Ron, listen...- Suddenly, it's not like it's a fresh start.

1:39:00 > 1:39:03It's some deluded world where nothing ever happened.

1:39:03 > 1:39:05I can't lie to Alfie.

1:39:05 > 1:39:08I can't risk hurting him. I just can't. I'm sorry.

1:39:10 > 1:39:12What are you trying to say?

1:39:16 > 1:39:17Hope she likes it.

1:39:19 > 1:39:21There you are. Sold.

1:39:21 > 1:39:22£400 commission.

1:39:22 > 1:39:24You got four grand for that?

1:39:24 > 1:39:26I certainly did. There you go. I could do this all day.

1:39:26 > 1:39:28All right, I'll get your cut.

1:39:29 > 1:39:31I had an idea you'd be sniffing around here.

1:39:31 > 1:39:33Is that from one of our motors?

1:39:33 > 1:39:35Yeah. He just got four grand for that.

1:39:35 > 1:39:37What?

1:39:37 > 1:39:41HE does not muscle in here. You got that?

1:39:41 > 1:39:44- All right, don't take it out on him. - Sling your hook, Wicks!

1:39:44 > 1:39:47- Enjoy the 4K I just made you!- Yeah!

1:39:51 > 1:39:54Thing is, Dan, we're not playing to our strengths.

1:39:54 > 1:39:57I've got an idea that'd make our team ten times better.

1:39:57 > 1:39:59What's that, you quitting the team?

1:39:59 > 1:40:02See, that's why Cantona went wasted for so long.

1:40:02 > 1:40:05Took Fergie to spot his genius. Where's your vision?

1:40:05 > 1:40:08The sight of you in your shorts burnt out our retinas.

1:40:08 > 1:40:09Very funny.

1:40:09 > 1:40:11Can I get you a drink?

1:40:11 > 1:40:12I've one on the way, thank you.

1:40:12 > 1:40:15So, where are you going tonight?

1:40:15 > 1:40:17Just dinner...and a movie.

1:40:17 > 1:40:19At least someone's going to the pictures.

1:40:19 > 1:40:20What you going to see?

1:40:20 > 1:40:22Just because we're in the same space,

1:40:22 > 1:40:25does not mean we have to make inane small talk.

1:40:27 > 1:40:30The big question is, sweepers or a flat back four...

1:40:32 > 1:40:34I wasn't going to say anything...

1:40:34 > 1:40:37Come on, I get it. Let's have it, spit it out.

1:40:37 > 1:40:40OK. Roxy's lying to you.

1:40:40 > 1:40:43She's in the park with Ronnie.

1:40:43 > 1:40:46They're laughing away. They're hugging. They're happy...

1:40:46 > 1:40:49You know what, Michael? I'm going to pretend I'm not hearing this, OK?

1:40:49 > 1:40:52She's there. She's there! She's right there! Now.

1:40:52 > 1:40:54Why would I lie to you?

1:40:54 > 1:40:56Because you hate Ronnie as much as I do. That's why.

1:40:56 > 1:40:58Yeah. Agreed. I do.

1:40:58 > 1:41:01But was I lying to you when I told you Ronnie was IN your pub?

1:41:01 > 1:41:03She's made me a promise since then.

1:41:03 > 1:41:06Rock-solid trust. Couple of words you've not heard of, eh?

1:41:06 > 1:41:09Kat made you a promise too, didn't she?

1:41:09 > 1:41:11Where's Roxy now?

1:41:13 > 1:41:14Where is she?

1:41:14 > 1:41:15Huh?

1:41:15 > 1:41:18She was acting a little bit weird earlier on, wasn't she?

1:41:18 > 1:41:22And let's be honest, you don't have that much of a sixth sense

1:41:22 > 1:41:23when it comes to women, do you?

1:41:23 > 1:41:24Shut up, Michael.

1:41:24 > 1:41:26Don't you get why this keeps happening to you?

1:41:26 > 1:41:29Do you think I should listen to someone like you -

1:41:29 > 1:41:31a pathetic, twisted bloke

1:41:31 > 1:41:34when that girl Roxy has given up her sister?

1:41:34 > 1:41:36She's done it for me. For me, all right?

1:41:38 > 1:41:39I'm moved.

1:41:39 > 1:41:42For what it's worth, I don't think there are many other people

1:41:42 > 1:41:44she would have screwed you over for.

1:41:54 > 1:41:55He loves me.

1:41:55 > 1:41:57He loves me so, so much.

1:41:57 > 1:41:59And he makes me happy, Ron.

1:41:59 > 1:42:00But you're not happy!

1:42:00 > 1:42:04You know, with all the things that I've done, Jack's sticking by me.

1:42:04 > 1:42:07Hold on a minute. Alfie's not the bad guy here, is he?

1:42:07 > 1:42:11No, I'm not saying that. I've seen the way he is with you.

1:42:13 > 1:42:17All I'm saying is, all of this sneaking around is going to do nothing but cause trouble.

1:42:17 > 1:42:19I'm trying to keep you both happy!

1:42:19 > 1:42:23How long can we be like this? Like we're dead to each other?

1:42:23 > 1:42:25What are you even saying stuff like that for?

1:42:25 > 1:42:27But that's exactly how it is.

1:42:27 > 1:42:31I don't want you to lie to someone that you love every day.

1:42:31 > 1:42:35Roxy, you've got to tell him.

1:42:35 > 1:42:37Do you think he'd understand?

1:42:37 > 1:42:40I think he loves you.

1:42:40 > 1:42:43And I think he can see that you're not happy.

1:42:45 > 1:42:46Yeah.

1:42:48 > 1:42:50OK.

1:42:50 > 1:42:52OK. So, what's the problem with moving in with Jack?

1:42:54 > 1:42:56I'm just out of prison.

1:42:56 > 1:42:58He knows that.

1:42:58 > 1:43:00So, I want to move forward.

1:43:00 > 1:43:03Ron, Jack was your husband.

1:43:03 > 1:43:07You said it yourself, you gave him a million reasons to want to run.

1:43:07 > 1:43:08If he makes you happy...

1:43:08 > 1:43:10Of course Jack makes me happy!

1:43:10 > 1:43:12So what more does he need to do?

1:43:13 > 1:43:14Huh?

1:43:16 > 1:43:18Oh, look... I've got to go.

1:43:21 > 1:43:23I think he'll understand.

1:43:23 > 1:43:24I hope so.

1:43:24 > 1:43:26I love you.

1:43:26 > 1:43:27I love you too.

1:43:31 > 1:43:32- See you later.- See ya.

1:44:03 > 1:44:05DOORBELL RINGS

1:44:08 > 1:44:10- All right?- Oh, it's you.

1:44:10 > 1:44:12Application off OK?

1:44:12 > 1:44:13Yeah, yeah. Thanks to Masood.

1:44:13 > 1:44:15What would we do without him, eh(?)

1:44:15 > 1:44:17Granddad! I did it! I made a tenner.

1:44:17 > 1:44:20Hey! You rob a bank?

1:44:20 > 1:44:22I set up a business plan. And I did it.

1:44:22 > 1:44:24I sold my video game.

1:44:24 > 1:44:27Well, I think we can safely move into phase two

1:44:27 > 1:44:30of the Wicks and Co business training.

1:44:30 > 1:44:32You're my right-hand man.

1:44:32 > 1:44:33- Oop, wrong hand!- You really are.

1:44:33 > 1:44:37# Dunna-da! Laundry man! #

1:44:37 > 1:44:39You're going to trip over!

1:44:39 > 1:44:43- Just admit it, it's very sexy. - Oh, yeah!

1:44:43 > 1:44:44Hey.

1:44:44 > 1:44:45Made a tenner.

1:44:45 > 1:44:48Aren't you clever? Bianca's halfway to a pair of shoes.

1:44:48 > 1:44:52Can Granddad stay for ever? Please, please, please.

1:44:52 > 1:44:54We need to conquer the world, don't we?

1:44:54 > 1:44:57Bianca's back in two weeks, and then you're gone.

1:45:05 > 1:45:07What's all this?

1:45:07 > 1:45:11What, is my spaghetti bolognaise really that unidentifiable?

1:45:11 > 1:45:12Well, yeah.

1:45:12 > 1:45:15Listen. I think you're right.

1:45:16 > 1:45:17Why wait?

1:45:18 > 1:45:21Listen, don't just tell me things you think I want to hear.

1:45:21 > 1:45:23I'm not. It's what I want.

1:45:23 > 1:45:25Look, I just think I freaked out

1:45:25 > 1:45:29because it was like I'd woken up in my old life, and...

1:45:29 > 1:45:30Do you know what, we've changed.

1:45:33 > 1:45:34I know that, don't I?

1:45:34 > 1:45:38And I need you. You make me happy.

1:45:38 > 1:45:41You're my future, so...

1:45:41 > 1:45:43I'm going to move back in.

1:45:43 > 1:45:46Let's wait and see how that spag bol is first, shall we?

1:45:46 > 1:45:48THEY LAUGH

1:45:48 > 1:45:52Hey, here you are! What are you doing? It's madness downstairs.

1:45:52 > 1:45:53Lazy bones strikes again, eh?

1:45:53 > 1:45:55No.

1:45:55 > 1:45:56You're not lazy.

1:45:59 > 1:46:01You're not.

1:46:01 > 1:46:03YOU are brilliant.

1:46:04 > 1:46:06And kind.

1:46:06 > 1:46:07And funny, and...

1:46:08 > 1:46:10And I love you.

1:46:14 > 1:46:17OK, Alfie look, um... I went out before.

1:46:17 > 1:46:21- Rox, you know the wedding vows? - Yeah?

1:46:22 > 1:46:25Would you promise to always be straight with me?

1:46:26 > 1:46:30We'll get old and lose our looks...

1:46:32 > 1:46:34..but I will love you more every day.

1:46:36 > 1:46:38Please...

1:46:39 > 1:46:42..please, never lie to me.

1:46:48 > 1:46:50I won't.

1:46:54 > 1:46:56Right, come on.

1:46:56 > 1:46:59Peroxide's adventures out.

1:46:59 > 1:47:01Tell me all about it.

1:47:04 > 1:47:05Nothing interesting.

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