0:00:31 > 0:00:34Babe, it's all right. I'll do that.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41I'm sure Shirley smokes in her room, you know.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Unlike you to be home for lunch.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49I'm going to put a smoke alarm under her bed. You watch.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53I'd better get back to work.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56What's wrong with her?
0:00:56 > 0:00:57I'm fine!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59You heard her. She said she's fine.
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Joey!
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Think we need a little chat, don't you?
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Later.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Best put this on ice, then, eh?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Ain't it about time you put a ring on it?
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Right now, I'm a bit busy.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27If you wouldn't mind stepping into the bedroom.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Get into the bedroom! - SHE GIGGLES
0:01:31 > 0:01:37Hey, here we go. Where's your Auntie Sharon got to?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Hey? Where's she got to?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43You smell so good!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45He smells like peanut butter and mud, like he always does.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Behave! Come here, let's have a cuddle! Group hug.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50All my babies, all together.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Oh, well. No broken windows, no blood on the carpet.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01At least your mum ain't trashed the place.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Did you miss me? Us?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Yeah, yeah, course! Did you guys have a good time?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Yeah.- Yeah, great!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Right, you. Come upstairs with me, help me unpack, we can see
0:02:13 > 0:02:17if you've got any presents brought back from Spain, hmm?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Well, don't you want to know where I've been?
0:02:30 > 0:02:34You're always OK. You always leave and you're always OK.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39I didn't think you wanted me around, Al.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Our dad had just died!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Well, I'm happy, ain't I? Happy he's dead, that's what you said.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Look at you. When have you ever been happy?
0:02:51 > 0:02:52DOOR CLOSES
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Joey! I'll leave you, you must have a lot to talk about.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Alice, why do you think I came back, eh?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Listen to me, I don't care how angry you are with me,
0:03:07 > 0:03:09you ain't doing this on your own.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14All right?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Oh, hey! Haven't seen you in a while.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19All right, Carol?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Is that for the...?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29How are you? Glad your mum's back today, I bet?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31If I know anything about teenagers,
0:03:31 > 0:03:33you'll have saved all your washing up for her, eh?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38It must be hard...after Billie.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Yeah, well, you know what, I've not had a lot of time to think about it,
0:03:43 > 0:03:45what with all the arrangements.
0:03:45 > 0:03:50Still, if there's one thing I know about, it's funerals.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Do you know, I fancy a cake.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Do you want a cake?
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Wish we could stay here for ever, Jack.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Yeah, well, you've got a club to run.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03And I've got to go and see Max.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07- They're back?- Yeah. Wonder what they'll think about us.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Bit of good news is just what this family needs.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Can't we just keep it our little secret a bit longer?
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Makes it more romantic.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Is this about Phil?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Cos I know he asked you to marry him.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23How?
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Michael. You told him no, yeah?
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Look, imagine if I'd said no
0:04:28 > 0:04:31and you found out I was engaged to someone else.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Someone you couldn't stand.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36You've got to give the man an answer.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Yeah, I know.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41We'll tell the family for now.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42You can't keep it a secret for ever.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Thought I'd make some dinner. Keep myself busy.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Anything you fancy?- Remind me why you're here again, please, Kat?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Dad wouldn't want her on the streets.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- On the streets? Really? - I don't care what you think of me,
0:05:01 > 0:05:03but is this really what Alice needs?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Alice...
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Alice, why won't you let me help you, eh?
0:05:20 > 0:05:21With the funeral?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27I ain't sure about that.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29I mean, how am I supposed to know what to do, eh?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33I'm not really sure I'm...
0:05:34 > 0:05:37You are coming to the funeral? You have to.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46You'll need to choose some music, won't you, eh?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Well?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- What, no souvenir sangria? - Don't muck about, just tell me.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Has she gone?
0:06:00 > 0:06:01She's gone.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Sharon called Kim - Kirsty's bed ain't been slept in.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Kirsty going doesn't change what he did.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Well, nothing's going to change what he did, is it? Abi!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26If he wants the toy, just give him the toy back!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- SHE SQUEALS - I want my toy back!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Did you get a chance to talk to her?
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Who?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Who do you think?!
0:06:36 > 0:06:41No. Not really. Why, what are you thinking?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43You worried about her?
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Not like she's my enemy, is it?
0:06:44 > 0:06:45No. She's your wife.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Max isn't just some bloke I've been seeing, is he?
0:06:49 > 0:06:53We're a family. You know what that means.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55And he has got a point.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57We weren't actually together at the time - I mean,
0:06:57 > 0:07:00I just shut him out, I wasn't talking to him, nothing.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03So it's not that he met someone else, it's that he lied?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Well, I lied to him too - I kept my illness from him for months.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12So it's not that he met someone else then?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14It's not that he lied...well...?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16He married the woman, Sharon!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18She's not like his other dirty little bunk-ups.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21He actually married her. She's his wife. He's her husband.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22- He's YOUR husband.- Was.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25And he was going to let me marry him without telling me.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26What does that say about him?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Well, as long as Kirsty's gone, we'll be all right.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Right. Tanya's forgiven you. Clean slate, start again, that's it?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35And you never told him you had cancer.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Exactly! What does it say about all of us?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Nah, I didn't say it wouldn't be hard work.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43He thought you two were over.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47I mean, is it that hard to believe that he was so upset -
0:07:47 > 0:07:52he hadn't only lost you, he'd lost his whole family in his eyes
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- that he turned to someone else?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Didn't exactly take him long, did it?
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Well, you said you'd only known that Greg bloke a couple of months.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04So both of you hate being apart so much,
0:08:04 > 0:08:07you find comfort with other people.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11But Greg's not Max. And she'll never be you.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Still doesn't change the fact that he lied to me.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Cos he didn't want to lose you. - Because he's a born liar.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Because he loves you. - Cos he's weak.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Cos he can't live without you! - All right!
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Max is here. That's what matters.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28He's made his choice.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Me and Tanya - stronger than that, ain't we?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Going to take more than a silly fling to destroy what we've got.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Hey, how's D?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Superior. Defensive. Same as usual.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47You want to try working with her. She has got a voice like a foghorn.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Who yanked your chain?
0:08:49 > 0:08:54She's in a kind of funny mood. Kind of...enigmatic.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Babe, you even know what that means?
0:08:56 > 0:08:57She has been kind of quiet recently.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Thanks, love.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01She needs some fun.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Fun is more trouble than it's worth.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Come on, Zee, you don't mean that, babe.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06No wonder she's got a face like a wet flannel,
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- knocking about with you all day. - Hey!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- You OK?- Yeah. You?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Joey doesn't seem to be taking it too well.
0:09:22 > 0:09:27Surprising, considering how he felt about Derek.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Wait, you've seen Joey? Where?!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Did you not know, he's...?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Obviously not.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40I don't know, maybe I should talk to him. I lost my mum.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43No! No. Well, I mean, you know what he's like.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45It'd probably make things worse.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Sorry, it's just family stuff, ain't it?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Babe, I have told you, listen,
0:09:55 > 0:09:57you need to keep out of Denise's business.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00A double date is a wicked idea!
0:10:00 > 0:10:01And I know just the guy.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03I tell you what - make it a triple date.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Mas and myself will come. Make it more of a party.- See!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09When it comes to fun, I knew I could count on you!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11But I will find her a date.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Because I know her inside out.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14But I'm her sister.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16And like I said, I know just the dude.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Hey.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24So, you busy tonight?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27If you're asking me out, I'm taken.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Well, Max wants us over in the Vic.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Seeing as you've told Phil - thought we could tell them our news.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34We haven't even got a ring yet.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Mmm, that's what you think.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Oh, Jack, it's perfect.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Is he all right?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50It's hard to tell with him. They're in there.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Kat just let me in.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Look who's here, finally.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Hi.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02All right?
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Joey's going to live here now.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Oh, are you two OK now, then?
0:11:06 > 0:11:09We're just choosing music for Dad's...
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Come and help.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Please. I'd really appreciate it.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19I tried to call you. A few times.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23What about this one?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26At least it's...hopeful.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31And that's what I'm going to think of when I think of Dad.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Hope. And second chances.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Cos I'm so glad I gave him that.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Yeah.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Not everything's worth a second chance, is it?
0:11:43 > 0:11:49Yeah. You're right. Alice, listen, you know where I am. Yeah?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57You talking about my dad?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- No, Alice, I didn't mean... - Yeah, you were.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Why don't you just go somewhere else?
0:12:05 > 0:12:10Somewhere you actually want to be. It obviously isn't here, is it?
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Oh, look at you two, hard at work.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24All work and no play...
0:12:24 > 0:12:26You always say that fun's overrated.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28No-one pays you to have fun.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30See, that is true, Ian. But, Denise, still,
0:12:30 > 0:12:33you're hardly an entrepreneur, are you?
0:12:33 > 0:12:36You're just selling some groceries on the street.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Anyway! There's a party. At our house.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40So don't bother bringing any of your grocery chat.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Since when?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Since when did you ask so many questions?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46It's a party, Dee, not a court case.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51You need to loosen up.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Hey.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07I'm taking a wild stab in the dark here - I'm guessing the answer's no?
0:13:14 > 0:13:18No-one's ever going to have what we have. All that history.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23But it's just that, Phil - it's the past.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25I want something different.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Jack?
0:13:26 > 0:13:30No, it's not a choice between you or Jack - it's about what I need.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33And I do need something new.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- Phil... - What do you want me to say, Sharon?
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Start arguing with you, go and beat him up or something?
0:13:40 > 0:13:43If you're happy, well, then so am I.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45I don't have to be your wife to care about you.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Sharon, I said I'm happy for you.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51OK? She needs feeding, so it's best you go.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Right. And don't forget - a little bit of butter in there.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- Yeah, I know. - And not too much milk either.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Just add a little, bit by a little bit.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12- I know how to make mashed potato, Mum.- Do you, now?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14- I do. - Were you taught by the best?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- I was indeed. - Yeah? Not your father, then.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18I heard that. All right?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Steak.- Lovely.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- I'm making the mash.- Really?
0:14:23 > 0:14:27- Could you see if Oscar wants juice or milk with his, darling?- Yeah.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Kirsty's gone.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38I know. I called from Spain, to check with Sharon.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43You do believe me, don't you?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46If you and me had been all right, I would have never even looked at her?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49He asked for lager!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Makes a change from whisky, don't it?!
0:14:51 > 0:14:54I told Jack we'd meet him and Sharon in the Vic tonight.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57We don't have to, if you don't want to.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01No. That'll be fine. Let's all go, shall we?
0:15:01 > 0:15:06If Lauren ever turns up. Yeah, I'm sure Mum will have Oscar.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10It'll be nice, won't it? The whole family all back together again.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Do you want to get Oscar his drink?
0:15:23 > 0:15:27Next time I want to distract myself, I'll get the Scrabble out.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31You want some ice cream?
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Ice cream's full of milk and that's meant to be good for you.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Look, Alice, I know that me and your dad...
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- I know how you're feeling. - How could you?
0:15:49 > 0:15:54I'm not being rude but...you and my dad had an affair.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58A fling. There's no way you could feel the same as me.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03My mum's dead. So I can have a good guess.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09I thought I'd never eat again, never laugh again,
0:16:09 > 0:16:12thought I couldn't go a minute through the day without her
0:16:12 > 0:16:14being the only thing I could think about.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15But I did.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19I didn't know.
0:16:19 > 0:16:24Why would you? I'm just saying, you're not the only one.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Zee, they didn't have that fizzy apple stuff you like,
0:16:30 > 0:16:32so I decided to...
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Oh. Hi. I thought you said this was a party?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41This looks more like...a dinner...
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Party! Sit down.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Erm, you look nice.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48I believe that's my line.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49And this is your chair.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Two men fighting over you. Aren't you lucky, Denise?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Yeah, that's me, innit(?)
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Ian, you're such a gentleman!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59AJ! Pour Denise some wine!
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Of course. Say...when.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Well, this is nice. Friends, neighbours...
0:17:06 > 0:17:08And maybe more.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- D... D!- Oh, sorry - when!
0:17:16 > 0:17:19So here's to...
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- Denise!- Denise!
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- Denise.- Cheers.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Are you eating properly? Is she eating?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Kat made us a lovely dinner.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Oh. Didn't think you were the dinner type.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45Right. I'll leave you to it.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Yeah. Well, it's up to Alice.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Uh, can you stay?
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Yeah, course.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14I should've come here first, really, shouldn't I, Lauren?
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Cos this is what you do, innit? Soon as you don't get your own way.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Why are you being so nasty?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Cos that's what I do. All right?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22I don't mean anything to you, do I?
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Keep your voice down, please.
0:18:24 > 0:18:29Why? Why? I mean nothing, so then we're nothing.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31There's nothing to keep quiet about!
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Lauren, will you stop being a brat? Just for once in your life. Please.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37You vanished to who knows where, with who knows who. Then you
0:18:37 > 0:18:41just blank me like I don't exist and you expect me to just take it.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44You just think I should just forget about everything, yeah?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46With Derek and everything? Yeah?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Joey, you hated him.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50And that don't make it worse, eh?
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Thing is, when I'm scared and freaking out,
0:18:54 > 0:18:57there's only one person that I want near me.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00One person that can make me feel like, you know,
0:19:00 > 0:19:02everything's going to be all right.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04You obviously don't feel the same.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Walking away from people that you're meant to love?
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Messing with their heads? Does that remind you of anyone?
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Lauren, I'm warning you. All right?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19See, it turns out you're more like him than you thought.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Can I get a drink, please?
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Lauren...- Excuse me! Can I have a drink, please?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Anyone?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37I don't see why I have to come.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39She's sick of us already.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Why can't we just stay in? Pubs are boring.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Because me and your dad want to show everyone what a normal,
0:19:46 > 0:19:48happy family we are.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Yeah, compared to the Kardashians.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57- I understand why you're upset... - What are you still doing here, then?
0:19:57 > 0:19:58You know my mum and dad get back today?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Oi. I'm talking to you!
0:20:00 > 0:20:04What do you care? See, no-one cares, do they?
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Everyone just goes around, they just do what they want,
0:20:06 > 0:20:08they hurt who they want.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11And as long as they're happy, that's fine, ain't it?
0:20:11 > 0:20:12I love your dad, Lauren.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16This messed up situation definitely doesn't make me happy.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19So what are you still hanging around for, then?
0:20:19 > 0:20:22You ever been in love? I'm not some sleazy home wrecker.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Your dad was single.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29It was like any two people who meet each other, and that's it.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Sit down. Go on.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45You're a liability, you know that, Lauren?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47She's trying to take my dad away.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Yeah? If he wanted her, he'd be with her, wouldn't he, eh?
0:20:50 > 0:20:53He wouldn't be able to keep himself away.
0:20:54 > 0:21:00I came back here for Alice. All right, Lauren, she needs me.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05But you're what I need.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09I'll get another one. Won't be a sec.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Come on. Let's go.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Come on.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Babe, I'll see you in there. I just need to buy some...mints.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Yeah, right, Dad(!) Can you get me some "mints" too?
0:21:21 > 0:21:22Don't be cheeky.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Get the beers in.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Yeah, I will.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Some things never change, eh?
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Thank God for that.
0:21:39 > 0:21:44Ray made the apple pie. It's just like me - fruity and juicy.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Crusty?
0:21:46 > 0:21:49THEY LAUGH
0:21:49 > 0:21:51AJ! Denise needs custard.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53No, I don't.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55- Ian. Denise prefers cream. - Does she?
0:21:58 > 0:22:00- Oh!- Sorry!
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Look what you've done to her!
0:22:01 > 0:22:03I can speak for myself, actually.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06That was Ian's fault. Look what you've done to her.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08I was just doing what I was told. Again.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- What's that mean?- Nothing.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16Which do you prefer, Denise? Cream or custard?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Denise hates custard!
0:22:18 > 0:22:24Oh. I see. Of course. I see. I see.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27This is what this "party" is all about.
0:22:27 > 0:22:33Setting up the sad old spinster? With the two local desperadoes?
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Look, she twisted my arm till my eyes nearly bled.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40Ian, even better. And you?
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Erm, I-I still think you're...fit.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- Oh, boy... - And you two make a striking couple.
0:22:48 > 0:22:53I don't need you two meddling, OK? I'm fine.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56What, like the weather? Who wants to be fine?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- Me!- We're just trying to make you happy, is that so bad?
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Why couldn't you just leave it? - I am!
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Come on, you were gutted when your kids didn't come home for Christmas.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Yeah, failed relationship after failed relationship.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10She just hasn't met the right man yet.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- Like me, she's a magnet for the insane.- I told you already.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Denise doesn't want you all up in her business.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18You don't have to lie to us. How can you possibly be happy?
0:23:18 > 0:23:23Enough! Enough! All of you just please, please stop going on.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27I agree with you. You're right. I'm a failure.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30My life is a big fat joke
0:23:30 > 0:23:33so actually we're all agreed, aren't we?
0:23:33 > 0:23:37No, Denise, we didn't mean it like that. We just thought...
0:23:50 > 0:23:51What are you doing here?
0:23:51 > 0:23:52Welcome back.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55- I thought you'd gone? - I've been at a mate's.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58No-one wants to be on their own at New Year's, do they?
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Missed me?
0:23:59 > 0:24:02- Kirsty, what are you doing here? - We need to talk.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Nah, nah, Tanya's in there. You stay away from me, all right?
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- I'm working!- Do you hear me, Kirsty? Stay away from me!
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Think maybe Abi was right about staying in.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Bet you can't wait for everything to get back to normal, can you?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27You... Are you kidding?
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Dad?
0:24:31 > 0:24:32Tanya, I don't want any trouble.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36- Max!- Honestly, babe, I thought she'd gone. She weren't picking up her phone, so I...
0:24:36 > 0:24:38- You've been ringing her? - To make sure she was gone!
0:24:38 > 0:24:40- To make sure I stayed. - What is wrong with you?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42- I ain't spoke to her. - Really? So what was that out there?
0:24:42 > 0:24:44You were just telling her to stay away, were you?
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- Somewhere I couldn't see you? - What you talking about?
0:24:47 > 0:24:49- I didn't know she was there, did I? - No?
0:24:49 > 0:24:50Make her go, Dad.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Max...
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Well, go on. Your wife needs you.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Where is everyone?
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Can I get you two a drink?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20I don't think that's a good idea.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Well, you've won, that's what you think, innit?
0:25:23 > 0:25:25So, let me get you a drink.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28- Not now. Please.- Except all you've won is the embarrassment
0:25:28 > 0:25:29of when she comes back to me.
0:25:29 > 0:25:34- Oh, is that right? - Yeah. She always does. You'll see.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38Actually, you know what... Let me buy you a drink.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Show there's no hard feelings.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49This family, our family,
0:25:49 > 0:25:54it's fights, funerals, affairs and fights.
0:25:54 > 0:25:59All the time. And I hate it.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04And this is all it's ever going to be.
0:26:04 > 0:26:10No. Not with you and me, Lauren. Hey. We can be happy.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11I promise.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15What?
0:26:15 > 0:26:17This is where I need to be.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30DOOR SLAMS
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Tan, just listen to me, will you? Please!
0:26:45 > 0:26:49The joke is, it's all true.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54My kids ain't bothered.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58I've no career...
0:27:00 > 0:27:01..and as for men!
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Apart from a bunk-up with a fella half me age...
0:27:17 > 0:27:18What if this is it for me?
0:27:21 > 0:27:24No wonder you lot pity me - so do I!
0:27:30 > 0:27:31What?
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Pity you? You're strong.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Yeah?
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Look at this.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51It's a visiting order from Lucas.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57The man's poison.
0:27:57 > 0:28:02And I'm so weak that I was actually considering going.
0:28:04 > 0:28:08Because I thought at least he loved me...
0:28:10 > 0:28:11..once.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Yeah. But you didn't.
0:28:13 > 0:28:17And that's because you're strong. You're funny.
0:28:17 > 0:28:18Sexy.
0:28:20 > 0:28:24You saw those guys in there, they couldn't keep their eyes off you.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29And neither could I.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45Ray! >
0:28:50 > 0:28:53It's grief, Lauren.
0:28:53 > 0:28:54It is!
0:28:54 > 0:28:58Someone close to you dies and even the sanest person can lose the plot.
0:28:58 > 0:29:01'Yeah, but Derek weren't close to no-one.'
0:29:01 > 0:29:02'Well, yeah. That's even worse, isn't it?
0:29:02 > 0:29:05'Cos the thing about death is there's no going back.'
0:29:05 > 0:29:06'State the obvious, Mum.'
0:29:06 > 0:29:09'Well, it haunts you, don't it?
0:29:09 > 0:29:13'All the things you wish you'd said and now you never get the chance.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16'Everything you wish you'd done differently, now you can't.'
0:29:19 > 0:29:21No, took me a good month and a half
0:29:21 > 0:29:24and a self-help book before I could even eat again.
0:29:24 > 0:29:28The only thing I remember about my dad's funeral is that I was there.
0:29:28 > 0:29:29Yeah, but you liked your dad.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Not about "like," is it?
0:29:33 > 0:29:36Family's family, Lauren. No. Poor Joey.
0:29:36 > 0:29:40Not going to know his ear from his elbow, is he?
0:29:40 > 0:29:43Thing is, if you love your fella, then...
0:29:44 > 0:29:47..you've just got to lead by example, haven't you?
0:29:47 > 0:29:48Protect them.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51Stand by them, never mind what anyone else says.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55Are we doing this funeral washing or what?
0:29:55 > 0:29:59Yes. Put the blouse in separately. DON'T put it in the dryer. Hurry up then.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04TANYA SIGHS
0:30:15 > 0:30:16Get up.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19- TV:- 'See? What a bonus!'
0:30:19 > 0:30:20- Get your suit on, Joey. - TV CLICKS OFF
0:30:20 > 0:30:22Get lost.
0:30:22 > 0:30:25- Just get up, will you!- Get up. - What you doing?- Oi!
0:30:25 > 0:30:26Ain't a request.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28- It's Derek's funeral. - Yeah, and we owe him.- Do we?
0:30:28 > 0:30:33Yeah, well, the least us four can do for your father today is be there for him, right?...
0:30:33 > 0:30:34- KAT:- Yeah.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37That hearse rolls up, you'll be stood on the doorstep. Respectful.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40Mm. Yeah, well, thanks for the offer and everything,
0:30:40 > 0:30:41but I ain't got a clean shirt.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43Yeah, well, you ain't got a choice.
0:30:49 > 0:30:50Cheers.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57DOOR SLAMS
0:30:57 > 0:30:59- TV:- 'And the other great thing about this...'
0:30:59 > 0:31:03Do you know what? I am not having you making a show. Not today.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05Fighting over my silly little bald brother.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07You can't expect Max to make a choice right now.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10Every night he's in Tanya's bed, he's "choosing."
0:31:10 > 0:31:14Every dinner at her table. Every single time he goes home.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16He needs time to get his head straight.
0:31:16 > 0:31:17CAROL SIGHS
0:31:18 > 0:31:20Ever since Derek died -
0:31:20 > 0:31:22on the pavement, in front of Max's eyes -
0:31:22 > 0:31:24YOU have hung around, waving your wedding ring
0:31:24 > 0:31:27and you still haven't got lucky, have you?
0:31:27 > 0:31:28Ain't I?
0:31:28 > 0:31:30Right, that is enough, all right?
0:31:30 > 0:31:33Now Max might be too soft in the head, too cut up.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35But this is you and me. Here. Now.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38Now, this is my family together.
0:31:38 > 0:31:40And this is Derek's day. Derek's funeral.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42And you, Kirsty, you didn't even like him.
0:31:42 > 0:31:44And, I tell you what, I won't have you wreck it.
0:31:44 > 0:31:47I KNOW Max loves me.
0:31:47 > 0:31:48CAROL SCOFFS
0:31:50 > 0:31:51Ha!
0:31:54 > 0:31:57Prove it. Yeah.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59Tell him... Tell him that you're going away.
0:31:59 > 0:32:01Today. That you're leaving.
0:32:02 > 0:32:04I'm not going to kick off down the crem, Carol.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07- It's his brother's funeral. - Yeah, and if Max loves you,
0:32:07 > 0:32:08you'll actually get an invite, won't you?
0:32:08 > 0:32:10Cos he won't want to be parted from you.
0:32:10 > 0:32:14So tell him, now, that you're leaving.
0:32:14 > 0:32:15That is mental.
0:32:15 > 0:32:17What? As mental as stalking a husband?
0:32:17 > 0:32:18I ain't "stalking"
0:32:18 > 0:32:20You're sitting around, waiting like a prize wallflower.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23Where's your pride, Kirsty?
0:32:23 > 0:32:25Cos if he loves you, he'll choose you.
0:32:25 > 0:32:26All right, you've cracked it.
0:32:26 > 0:32:30You know, re-decorate the bedroom. I mean, how can Tanya argue with that?
0:32:30 > 0:32:33But when he finally, finally tells you to get lost -
0:32:33 > 0:32:38when he finally lays his cards on the table in clear little words -
0:32:38 > 0:32:41you leave. Today. No contact. Nothing.
0:32:42 > 0:32:45And you do not, Kirsty, come to Derek's funeral.
0:32:51 > 0:32:52Fine.
0:32:54 > 0:32:55Good.
0:33:01 > 0:33:02You're clearly grief-stricken.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04Your plate's in the post.
0:33:17 > 0:33:18That was a mistake.
0:34:41 > 0:34:44Been proved to relieve stress, cornflakes have.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46Very healing.
0:34:46 > 0:34:50- Yeah?- Yeah. And, you know, a day like today, Alice,
0:34:50 > 0:34:54you are going to need your energy and your vitamin B, OK?
0:34:56 > 0:34:58Sorry.
0:34:58 > 0:34:59Thank you.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03Sorry, I-I can't eat.
0:35:03 > 0:35:04I know.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07I know, it's hard, ain't it? But...
0:35:07 > 0:35:11you have a little crunch, yeah? For me?
0:35:11 > 0:35:12I'm meant to be...
0:35:14 > 0:35:16We still haven't got music for the...
0:35:18 > 0:35:20I can't bring myself to go in his bedroom.
0:35:22 > 0:35:26And Joey won't come, even though Uncle Jack said,
0:35:26 > 0:35:28and Mum won't be there.
0:35:28 > 0:35:29ALICE SIGHS TEARFULLY
0:35:29 > 0:35:32All Dad ever wanted was his family
0:35:32 > 0:35:36and, even today, he won't have his family...
0:35:36 > 0:35:37I know.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39Look, come on. With me, yeah?
0:35:39 > 0:35:41ALICE TAKES A JAGGED BREATH
0:35:41 > 0:35:42SHE EXHALES
0:35:42 > 0:35:43That's it.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45THEY BREATHE TOGETHER
0:35:45 > 0:35:46Yeah.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50Yeah. Good girl.
0:35:50 > 0:35:53Every time I open my eyes, tears just come out.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56I can't understand how everyone walks around not crying.
0:35:56 > 0:35:57It's like I've got a leak.
0:35:57 > 0:36:01No. No, listen to me, right? You have not got a leak.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03Has she, Kat, eh?
0:36:03 > 0:36:05I keep thinking...
0:36:05 > 0:36:08he's going to walk through the door...
0:36:08 > 0:36:09and give me a hug.
0:36:09 > 0:36:13I know... It-It's denial, Alice...
0:36:13 > 0:36:14Stage one...
0:36:14 > 0:36:18It's all 100% normal, OK? It is.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20I had a look online for you.
0:36:20 > 0:36:23"Stages of grief," it's called -
0:36:23 > 0:36:26anger, shock, loneliness, hope.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30It's just all part of the process, darling.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37He's not coming back.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39There isn't any hope.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42No, no. No.
0:36:44 > 0:36:46ALICE SOBS
0:36:51 > 0:36:54You miserable, selfish little prat.
0:37:01 > 0:37:04MOBILE CHIMES
0:37:12 > 0:37:14Oh. Whatever!
0:37:14 > 0:37:15Hissy fit, what a surprise(!)
0:37:15 > 0:37:18You know what, Lucy? You want to do your prima donna thing,
0:37:18 > 0:37:21then you do it.
0:37:21 > 0:37:22See if I care. You know what?
0:37:22 > 0:37:26When I first met you, I knew you were stuck-up.
0:37:26 > 0:37:28Joey...is just a bloke.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30He's just one more bloke
0:37:30 > 0:37:33and you weren't even seeing him, Lucy, so...
0:37:33 > 0:37:34What happened to mates, eh?
0:37:34 > 0:37:38You might not want to hear this, but I'm probably the best mate you'll ever get.
0:37:38 > 0:37:39LUCY SIGHS
0:37:43 > 0:37:44Sorry.
0:37:47 > 0:37:48I'm really sorry, Lucy.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50No.
0:37:50 > 0:37:51You're right.
0:37:53 > 0:37:54You're right.
0:37:54 > 0:37:56I really don't want to hear a word of it.
0:38:34 > 0:38:35GLASS CLINKS
0:38:44 > 0:38:45HE SNIFFS
0:38:49 > 0:38:53You kicked this one off, Kat, so why don't you tell me, eh? Eh?
0:38:53 > 0:38:58How is it, the moment some... some vicious, messed-up little control freak dies,
0:38:58 > 0:39:01- that suddenly everyone loves him, eh? - He's not the point right now.
0:39:01 > 0:39:04I got you staging your little intervention here, ain't I?
0:39:04 > 0:39:06Got the uncles giving it all the Branning. I got Carol...
0:39:06 > 0:39:10Listen to this, right, Carol, wants me to do a speech with the coffin...
0:39:10 > 0:39:12How about that?
0:39:12 > 0:39:14So what are going for here?
0:39:14 > 0:39:18Waiting outside the pub for four hours the day Derek got released out the nick?
0:39:18 > 0:39:20Visiting me mum in hospital when he broke her collarbone?
0:39:20 > 0:39:23- You don't need...- Or how about this. How about this, eh?
0:39:23 > 0:39:26How about him throwing the jam sandwiches for the one birthday
0:39:26 > 0:39:29he ever bothered rolling up to in the washing up bowl in front of my mates?
0:39:29 > 0:39:33I mean, that's what paints the man, innit? That's what paints the man.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37Seven years old, I was! Seven years old.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39Oh, get your head out your backside, will ya?
0:39:39 > 0:39:43You've got yourself in such an habit of hating him that you like it.
0:39:43 > 0:39:44Right.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47Yeah, well it weren't me who said to leave him, was it?
0:39:47 > 0:39:50You don't feel guilty about how your dad died? I envy you!
0:39:50 > 0:39:53You don't think you owe him anything? That's your call.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56But, sure as hell, you are not the only one that man screwed over.
0:39:56 > 0:39:58Yeah.
0:39:58 > 0:40:01Yeah, well, you know, that was sort of your fault, weren't it?
0:40:03 > 0:40:06My choice. I got involved. I take the consequences.
0:40:06 > 0:40:09But you are not seven years old.
0:40:09 > 0:40:11And you're not the only one that was dealt a bad hand as a kid.
0:40:11 > 0:40:14That how it worked, eh?
0:40:14 > 0:40:16Derek play Daddy with you an' all, did he?
0:40:16 > 0:40:18You've got a little sister.
0:40:18 > 0:40:23An innocent, lonely, gutted little sister. Step up!
0:40:23 > 0:40:25My sister is nothing to do with you.
0:40:25 > 0:40:29Oh, grow up, will ya? She trusts you, don't she?
0:40:29 > 0:40:31She trusts YOU.
0:40:34 > 0:40:36All right.
0:40:36 > 0:40:37Word to the wise -
0:40:37 > 0:40:40you chuck that and you don't get it back.
0:40:45 > 0:40:49Have you got to have everything that I have?
0:40:49 > 0:40:51I mean, are you so jealous
0:40:51 > 0:40:54that you just have to go through your life copying me?
0:40:55 > 0:40:58Yeah. Yes, that's it, Lucy(!)
0:41:00 > 0:41:03"Oh, no. No. Don't call Joey,
0:41:03 > 0:41:07"because his daddy's died and he needs time and he needs his family."
0:41:07 > 0:41:10I mean, I don't know if you've noticed, Lauren,
0:41:10 > 0:41:13but that little boyfriend of yours, he is your family, OK?
0:41:16 > 0:41:19You know what? I think I liked it better when you weren't talking.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21- Yeah, well, I'm not talking. - LAUREN SCOFFS
0:41:27 > 0:41:31If it's any consolation, it doesn't exactly feel right.
0:41:32 > 0:41:33Good!
0:41:36 > 0:41:38You don't want him back, do you?
0:41:40 > 0:41:41It's just...
0:41:43 > 0:41:45..he's so strung out.
0:41:45 > 0:41:46It's too much.
0:41:47 > 0:41:50I mean, what are you meant to say to your cousin
0:41:50 > 0:41:53that's dumped you and now he's come back?
0:41:54 > 0:41:58You can't exactly say it's getting back to normal.
0:41:58 > 0:41:59SHE SIGHS
0:41:59 > 0:42:01And now his dad's died.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06And my mum keeps going on about how you should be standing by your man
0:42:06 > 0:42:10like some stupid country and western song.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12I mean, I feel like I can't breathe, Lucy.
0:42:15 > 0:42:17I DON'T want him back.
0:42:19 > 0:42:21I love him.
0:42:21 > 0:42:22I do.
0:42:24 > 0:42:25I think.
0:42:28 > 0:42:29No. I do! I obv...!
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Obviously, I do love him. It's just...
0:42:34 > 0:42:36There's more...
0:42:36 > 0:42:37Lucy, it's complicated.
0:42:40 > 0:42:43Lauren, how much more complicated can this get?
0:42:49 > 0:42:51HE SIGHS
0:43:32 > 0:43:34HE SIGHS
0:43:38 > 0:43:40I promised I wouldn't say...
0:43:42 > 0:43:44OK. You can't tell anyone.
0:43:47 > 0:43:48It was me.
0:43:49 > 0:43:51I crashed Derek's car.
0:43:57 > 0:44:00- So why did...?- Joey stepped up.
0:44:00 > 0:44:03I didn't tell him to.
0:44:03 > 0:44:04No-one made him.
0:44:05 > 0:44:08He just... He told the police that...
0:44:08 > 0:44:10he took his eyes off the road, I don't know.
0:44:10 > 0:44:11Why?
0:44:16 > 0:44:17Lauren.
0:44:21 > 0:44:24You are SO stupid. Are you...? Seriously?
0:44:25 > 0:44:29It was just like one drink and that ain't even the point...
0:44:29 > 0:44:32See it doesn't even matter how I feel now, Lucy.
0:44:32 > 0:44:34That's what I'm trying to tell you.
0:44:35 > 0:44:37Even if I did actually know...
0:44:39 > 0:44:41As long as Joey wants me...
0:44:41 > 0:44:42You know.
0:44:43 > 0:44:46I mean, you can't dump someone
0:44:46 > 0:44:49that's facing court for you, can you?
0:44:52 > 0:44:55You stupid alcoholic!
0:44:55 > 0:44:57Like... How fair...?
0:44:59 > 0:45:00You know... OK.
0:45:00 > 0:45:04You know that you don't deserve him. At all.
0:45:04 > 0:45:07Lauren, you could have killed Joey!
0:45:07 > 0:45:08Shut up!
0:45:08 > 0:45:10He tries to rescue you and he takes the flack for you.
0:45:10 > 0:45:11And you just...
0:45:11 > 0:45:16You don't even have the decency to try and straighten things out?
0:45:16 > 0:45:19Has it not run through your head to go down to the police station
0:45:19 > 0:45:21and be honest?
0:45:22 > 0:45:24Yeah, course it has. I did!
0:45:24 > 0:45:26- I did go down...!- No, Lauren.
0:45:26 > 0:45:29Because you're just sitting here on the day of his dad's funeral.
0:45:29 > 0:45:33And you just sit and you whinge...
0:45:33 > 0:45:36about how it's unfair on you and how it's "too much" for you.
0:45:37 > 0:45:39Poor little Lauren.
0:45:39 > 0:45:42I do have a criminal record, you know, Lucy.
0:45:43 > 0:45:45You don't love him.
0:45:46 > 0:45:48I do.
0:45:48 > 0:45:49No, you don't.
0:45:50 > 0:45:53And that's your answer, Lauren - you don't love him.
0:45:55 > 0:45:57You... You're not even there.
0:45:59 > 0:46:01You haven't been there.
0:46:01 > 0:46:03And you...
0:46:03 > 0:46:06The only person you seem to care about
0:46:06 > 0:46:08is the person facing you back in the mirror.
0:46:08 > 0:46:10And the only bottle you have, Lauren,
0:46:10 > 0:46:11is the one stashed under your bed!
0:46:13 > 0:46:15Where are you going? No...
0:46:15 > 0:46:18- No, don't tell them, please. - Do you know what...?
0:46:27 > 0:46:30I'm only going pick the washing up.
0:46:30 > 0:46:32Yeah. I know. Yeah, course. Yeah.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35So go and do it. Yeah.
0:46:42 > 0:46:45..on this meditation CD...
0:46:46 > 0:46:48.."Mindfulness," it's called.
0:46:48 > 0:46:51And all them bad thoughts, right?
0:46:51 > 0:46:55You just let them float past you like little clouds.
0:46:55 > 0:46:57Anyway, it doesn't mean that it don't still hurt
0:46:57 > 0:46:59that your sister's a lying...
0:46:59 > 0:47:01well, cow-bag, really,
0:47:01 > 0:47:03but it does mean that you can get through a pedicure
0:47:03 > 0:47:06without stabbing yourself with the nailfile.
0:47:06 > 0:47:08Little clouds.
0:47:08 > 0:47:10Little clouds.
0:47:13 > 0:47:16Alice, if you want me to get the music for the funeral...
0:47:16 > 0:47:17No...
0:47:19 > 0:47:20No.
0:47:24 > 0:47:25Oh.
0:47:25 > 0:47:26JOEY SIGHS
0:47:26 > 0:47:28I, um....
0:47:28 > 0:47:30I ain't got a clean shirt.
0:47:30 > 0:47:32You're coming?
0:47:32 > 0:47:34Yeah, yeah. Well...
0:47:34 > 0:47:36I was going to borrow one of these but...
0:47:36 > 0:47:37HE SIGHS
0:47:37 > 0:47:39..it sort of creeps me out a bit, you know?
0:47:41 > 0:47:42You're coming!
0:47:59 > 0:48:00SHE SNIFFS Ooh!
0:48:00 > 0:48:02Don't cry.
0:48:02 > 0:48:05Oh, it's all right, darling. I've got something in my eye.
0:48:08 > 0:48:10It really looks like you both.
0:48:12 > 0:48:14I'll take it with me.
0:48:14 > 0:48:18Er, can you go and tell Tiff to go and find her swimming costume?
0:48:18 > 0:48:21Because Karen'll be here for you both in a minute.
0:48:21 > 0:48:25- JACK:- Listen, call me if you need anything, yeah? Bye.
0:48:28 > 0:48:32- That was Dot.- Mm?- She's staying put.
0:48:32 > 0:48:33Right.
0:48:33 > 0:48:35Dad's really upset.
0:48:36 > 0:48:37She thinks he knows now -
0:48:37 > 0:48:39You know, he was putting his...
0:48:39 > 0:48:41He was putting his hands together, praying.
0:48:41 > 0:48:43Yeah, that or clapping.
0:48:43 > 0:48:46Carol! Come on, it's never good to bury your own kid, is it?
0:48:46 > 0:48:47No.
0:48:49 > 0:48:50D'you think they made up, Jack?
0:48:50 > 0:48:52I mean, whenever I asked Dad,
0:48:52 > 0:48:55he'd just do that thing with his eyes.
0:48:57 > 0:48:58- Yeah.- Yeah?
0:49:00 > 0:49:01Yeah, I mean, all them Sunday visits...
0:49:03 > 0:49:06..Dot and Derek, in his clean shirt.
0:49:09 > 0:49:11Derek giving it the large from the end of the bed -
0:49:11 > 0:49:13the big "I am."
0:49:13 > 0:49:14SHE CHUCKLES
0:49:14 > 0:49:16Dad sitting there, hostage in his own duvet...
0:49:16 > 0:49:17THEY LAUGH
0:49:19 > 0:49:20Yeah, course they made up.
0:49:22 > 0:49:24Dad didn't stand a chance, did he?
0:49:25 > 0:49:26Poor little kid.
0:49:28 > 0:49:29Clean shirt. Shiny shoes.
0:49:29 > 0:49:32"Don't get caught eating the jam out of the jar
0:49:32 > 0:49:35"cos Mum'll blame Dad and Dad'll make you neck the lot in one go."
0:49:37 > 0:49:40Different time back then, weren't it? Just different ways...
0:49:40 > 0:49:43Not everybody fought like a cat and dog though, Jack.
0:49:43 > 0:49:45He was just a little kid, weren't he?
0:49:45 > 0:49:48Stuck in the middle, always coming up to scratch.
0:49:48 > 0:49:51You know that Dad knocked Derek about, don't you?
0:49:53 > 0:49:55Yeah, I know. He told me.
0:49:55 > 0:49:57It was a long time ago, Carol, all right? It's done now.
0:50:00 > 0:50:03He was obsessed, weren't he? About that head of the table thing?
0:50:04 > 0:50:07Yes, I know. I'm not going to ruin today.
0:50:07 > 0:50:10Nothing is going to ruin today. I'm just saying, that's all.
0:50:10 > 0:50:13It wasn't Max that Derek was trying to prove himself to.
0:50:17 > 0:50:18Max!
0:50:22 > 0:50:23Please.
0:50:48 > 0:50:49All right, fine.
0:50:50 > 0:50:53- "Fine"?- Yeah good.
0:50:53 > 0:50:54It's not like I've given you hope, is it?
0:50:54 > 0:50:57I've not set you up in a flat and kicked the whole thing off again.
0:50:57 > 0:51:01You just sussed out I didn't have anyone.
0:51:01 > 0:51:03Hang about and boost your ego.
0:51:03 > 0:51:07You just give me this ring and a whole lot of fake words and I...
0:51:09 > 0:51:10I can't get it off, Max!
0:51:12 > 0:51:14Babe, I'm sorry, all right? You know I'm sorry.
0:51:14 > 0:51:16SHE CRIES SOFTLY
0:51:16 > 0:51:17Come here.
0:51:17 > 0:51:18Don't touch me!
0:51:22 > 0:51:25Can I at least pay for your train fare?
0:51:26 > 0:51:29I hate you! I hate you!
0:52:10 > 0:52:13Grief or no grief, if he's letting her bend his ear about lifts,
0:52:13 > 0:52:15and I swear I'll swing for her...
0:52:15 > 0:52:16What are we even meant to wear?
0:52:16 > 0:52:19Your father is letting that Kirsty sweet-talk him
0:52:19 > 0:52:20with her sympathy sandwiches.
0:52:20 > 0:52:23Well I tell you what, Abs, it's no more patient and understanding.
0:52:23 > 0:52:27I'm going to knock some sense into her, funeral or no funeral.
0:52:30 > 0:52:33Max? Lauren?
0:52:35 > 0:52:37No, no, no!
0:52:39 > 0:52:42She's shrunk my blouse. Lauren has shrunk my blouse!
0:52:47 > 0:52:49CAROL: There's the flowers.
0:53:04 > 0:53:06Carol, this was on the floor.
0:53:07 > 0:53:08Oh, cheers.
0:53:10 > 0:53:12Oh! The order of service!
0:53:12 > 0:53:15- I forgot to get the order of service from the printers.- It's all right.
0:53:15 > 0:53:17- I knew I'd forget something! - Listen, it's all right.
0:53:17 > 0:53:19- We'll go and get it.- Yeah? - Come with me, Liam.
0:53:19 > 0:53:21We'll just meet you there, yeah?
0:53:36 > 0:53:38I love a proper funeral.
0:53:39 > 0:53:41Get to my age...
0:53:41 > 0:53:44you become quite the connoisseur.
0:53:44 > 0:53:47Bit of dignity, bit of gravitas, that's what's called for.
0:53:49 > 0:53:54Though I dare say Derek would have opted for the traditional horses
0:53:54 > 0:53:56and black feathers wotsit.
0:53:56 > 0:53:58I daresay.
0:53:58 > 0:54:01But I think he'd be satisfied with the turnout.
0:54:01 > 0:54:04I think he'd be quietly pleased, God bless him.
0:54:15 > 0:54:18- Mum, I look ridiculous!- Oh, dear.
0:54:18 > 0:54:19I can't get a signal.
0:54:22 > 0:54:24Lauren. Where the hell are you?!
0:54:27 > 0:54:28Come on.
0:54:32 > 0:54:33Lauren's down the police station.
0:54:35 > 0:54:37Wha...?
0:54:37 > 0:54:38Oh, come on, Max.
0:54:39 > 0:54:41For once in your life...
0:54:43 > 0:54:46MOBILE RINGS
0:54:54 > 0:55:01- He's with her.- What? No, don't be stupid. Just try him again.
0:55:02 > 0:55:05How hard, Abs? How hard have I got to try?
0:55:05 > 0:55:06It's Uncle Derek's funeral.
0:55:06 > 0:55:09Lauren's down the police station, God knows why,
0:55:09 > 0:55:12last thing I need is a paranoid mum!
0:55:12 > 0:55:15MOBILE RINGS
0:55:18 > 0:55:21I can hear a phone. Can you hear a phone?
0:55:21 > 0:55:23There's hundreds of phones in Walford, Abs.
0:55:23 > 0:55:26No, no, no, I can hear Dad's phone!
0:55:26 > 0:55:30I love him, Lucy. I do! I'm completely in love with him.
0:55:30 > 0:55:33I only said that stuff to make you feel better.
0:55:33 > 0:55:37Lucy, Lucy, listen to me, right, you cannot prove anything!
0:55:37 > 0:55:39So if you go in there, I...
0:55:39 > 0:55:41We will both just say that you're lying.
0:55:51 > 0:55:53Caught me.
0:55:59 > 0:56:01Have you got heating in this car?
0:56:05 > 0:56:07I hope someone's keeping their eye on the time.
0:56:07 > 0:56:09Where are they all?
0:56:13 > 0:56:16Joey, Joey, come here.
0:56:19 > 0:56:26- DOOR SLAMS - Carol, look, whatever you've forgotten, it'll keep. Carol?
0:56:26 > 0:56:28HE SIGHS
0:56:28 > 0:56:32Look, all we need to do is be there for Derek now, like you said.
0:56:37 > 0:56:39Abi!
0:56:44 > 0:56:45What's the hold-up?
0:56:45 > 0:56:48I don't know. Lauren's having some sort of drama.
0:56:48 > 0:56:49Another one?
0:56:53 > 0:56:55Well, you could borrow Whitney's.
0:56:55 > 0:56:58Yeah, I'm sure it's just been a mix-up, darling.
0:56:58 > 0:57:02Oh, yeah. Lauren and Lucy. And a police mix-up.
0:57:02 > 0:57:07Right, I'm going to have to go, Al. But I'll be back, don't worry.
0:57:07 > 0:57:12- Oh, Joey, promise me?- (All right.)
0:57:13 > 0:57:18- Fatboy can drive. - Whatever, mate. Trust me, won't you?
0:57:22 > 0:57:25Everything is about you, isn't it, Lauren?
0:57:25 > 0:57:28I mean, you sit on your backside doing nothing all day,
0:57:28 > 0:57:30just drinking your pocket money...
0:57:30 > 0:57:32I don't have to listen to this!
0:57:32 > 0:57:33You have no idea!
0:57:33 > 0:57:38Getting up when it is still dark, falling asleep over the accounts...
0:57:38 > 0:57:41Look, I wake up every morning still and I don't know
0:57:41 > 0:57:43if my dad's going to be there.
0:57:43 > 0:57:46Lauren, the one thing that I had to hang on to is that...
0:57:47 > 0:57:51I don't know, maybe once I get my head straight...
0:57:53 > 0:57:56He's not just a bloke, Lauren.
0:57:56 > 0:57:58What?
0:57:58 > 0:58:01You said... you said you didn't want Joey back.
0:58:01 > 0:58:04Yeah, and you said you were my friend!
0:58:04 > 0:58:09Lucy, please. Please, please don't wreck my whole life.
0:58:09 > 0:58:11You said you were my best friend.
0:58:17 > 0:58:20Carol, will you put your coat on, please, and do that later?
0:58:20 > 0:58:22Will you just shut up!
0:58:25 > 0:58:27SHE DIALS A NUMBER
0:58:35 > 0:58:39'I'm sorry. The number you have dialled has been disconnected.'
0:58:39 > 0:58:40BLEEP
0:58:48 > 0:58:53I thought you were with her, you know?
0:58:54 > 0:58:57Yeah, I was.
0:58:57 > 0:58:59But it's fine. She's gone.
0:59:01 > 0:59:04Good.
0:59:04 > 0:59:09- Look, Carol had a word with her an' all.- Oh, right, Carol did?
0:59:09 > 0:59:13Yeah. What was she sticking her nose in for? I was always going to tell her to go.
0:59:13 > 0:59:16- Don't need Carol forcing my hand. - Oh, don't you?
0:59:16 > 0:59:19Did you think I was going to spend my life biting my tongue?
0:59:19 > 0:59:24None of us know how long we've got, Max. Ain't it about time that sunk in?
0:59:24 > 0:59:29Our daughter is down the police station.
0:59:29 > 0:59:32If you ask me, Carol wants thanking, not bad-mouthing. I mean,
0:59:32 > 0:59:35you give a woman like Kirsty the tiniest bit of hope, right,
0:59:35 > 0:59:37the slightest bit of encouragement,
0:59:37 > 0:59:40and we are talking bunny boiler here, they never leave.
0:59:40 > 0:59:43Babe, all I gave her was her train fare home.
0:59:43 > 0:59:47Good. Finally.
0:59:47 > 0:59:50Maybe you give your wife a divorce and you and me
0:59:50 > 0:59:53could do more than just sleep in the same bed.
0:59:53 > 0:59:56- Will you two hurry up!- No, I can't. Lauren's at the police station.
0:59:56 > 0:59:58Joey's gone. He'll sort it.
1:00:00 > 1:00:06Can't you let Lauren just stand on her own two feet for once? I have to be there.
1:00:06 > 1:00:09Do what you want. I'm going to find Jack.
1:00:09 > 1:00:12Uncle Derek cannot be late for his own funeral, Mum.
1:00:12 > 1:00:16See, even today, even today that man is pulling your father's strings
1:00:16 > 1:00:17like he's some sort of puppet.
1:00:17 > 1:00:21Right, we'll ring her in the car. Come on, we'll ring her in the car.
1:00:25 > 1:00:27Alice, you will be all right.
1:00:28 > 1:00:31A friend of mine once told me that
1:00:31 > 1:00:34the trick with funerals is to take one step at a time.
1:00:36 > 1:00:38You're so kind.
1:00:38 > 1:00:40No...
1:00:40 > 1:00:42Dad knew you were kind.
1:00:42 > 1:00:43Alice, you really...
1:00:45 > 1:00:47That's it, right?
1:00:47 > 1:00:49All else fails, you take a sniff of the lavender oil, yeah?
1:00:49 > 1:00:51Good girl.
1:00:58 > 1:00:59At last.
1:00:59 > 1:01:04If your beau gets a wriggle on, we'll nearly have a full house.
1:01:04 > 1:01:08Perhaps they're having a couple of private minutes together,
1:01:08 > 1:01:10brother and sister.
1:01:11 > 1:01:16It's traditional to follow the hearse at five miles an hour.
1:01:16 > 1:01:20If Jack walks fast, he can catch us up.
1:01:20 > 1:01:22Oh, come on. Drive on, eh?
1:02:16 > 1:02:18MOBILE RINGS
1:02:33 > 1:02:35Carol, do me a favour. Can you deal with this later, please?
1:02:35 > 1:02:38How could he do that? Have you seen the date on this?
1:02:38 > 1:02:40Not to tell me. I mean, how could he?
1:02:40 > 1:02:43He knew how I felt. And Bianca. And the kids.
1:02:43 > 1:02:47David needed my help. He virtually begs!
1:02:47 > 1:02:50Do you know what kind of state he must be in to write this?
1:02:50 > 1:02:52Listen, we're going to leave the house now!
1:02:52 > 1:02:55Get off! All the times that I forgave Derek.
1:02:55 > 1:02:59All the allowances and the second chances. Poor little kid(!)
1:02:59 > 1:03:03Poor little kid, my eye! He was a spiteful bully.
1:03:03 > 1:03:07I mean, Derek got off on throwing his weight around, didn't he?
1:03:07 > 1:03:10I mean, seriously, Jack. Was there something mentally wrong with him?
1:03:10 > 1:03:14Yes, all right. Quite probably, Carol. It's quite probable, innit?
1:03:14 > 1:03:16But we can't go back, can we?
1:03:16 > 1:03:18And wishing it was any different -
1:03:18 > 1:03:19we only get one shot at it, don't we?
1:03:19 > 1:03:23I can't forgive him for this. I can't. I'm not coming.
1:03:23 > 1:03:24- You're not coming?- No.
1:03:26 > 1:03:30Right, fine. That's your choice.
1:03:32 > 1:03:35Just remember. Regret ain't just a word, is it?
1:03:35 > 1:03:36DOOR SLAMS
1:04:05 > 1:04:07Everything all right, Jay?
1:04:07 > 1:04:09Yeah.
1:04:13 > 1:04:16Er, a small tea, please?
1:04:16 > 1:04:17Cheers.
1:04:19 > 1:04:20CAR HORN BLARES
1:04:21 > 1:04:23Could try reversing, bruv.
1:04:23 > 1:04:26- Going down one of the one-ways if you want.- No. No.
1:04:26 > 1:04:29No? OK. Do you want a mint?
1:04:29 > 1:04:32- Here, man, you could have a mint. - I can drive myself.
1:04:32 > 1:04:35All right. It's OK, brother. Chill out. It's not a problem.
1:04:41 > 1:04:43I like a good conversation.
1:04:43 > 1:04:46I'm not saying I expect a conversation, you know.
1:04:46 > 1:04:50On a day like today. Your mind's in other places and that.
1:04:50 > 1:04:52And we don't want another crash, do we, so...
1:04:55 > 1:04:59You know, if you was Mo Farah, you could sprint that.
1:05:03 > 1:05:08So, why do you think Lauren's gone to the police station?
1:05:08 > 1:05:11Not that it's any of my business, you know.
1:05:11 > 1:05:13On a day like today.
1:05:15 > 1:05:19Brother, the amount of times I've wished my dad dead.
1:05:19 > 1:05:22Not really dead, obviously, you know.
1:05:22 > 1:05:24There is a big difference between wishing it
1:05:24 > 1:05:26and wanting it, ain't there?
1:05:26 > 1:05:30But my dad, man, he's a wreck.
1:05:30 > 1:05:34You know, I don't care what my life turns into
1:05:34 > 1:05:36as long as I don't turn into him.
1:05:36 > 1:05:38I texted him at Christmas, you know.
1:05:38 > 1:05:40Poppy made me so I texted him at Christmas.
1:05:40 > 1:05:43She's got the family and the socks and the cake and that.
1:05:43 > 1:05:47And I thought maybe, just maybe I could have a slice of that.
1:05:48 > 1:05:52Cos I think that she could be it, you know?
1:05:52 > 1:05:56I think that she could be... Do you get what I'm saying?
1:05:57 > 1:06:00I mean, how could he not want to meet her?
1:06:00 > 1:06:02You cannot not like her if you meet her.
1:06:02 > 1:06:04I mean, he might not be bothered about
1:06:04 > 1:06:06me, but you'd go the extra mile for Poppy, man!
1:06:06 > 1:06:09You know, you'd climb a mountain, bruv.
1:06:09 > 1:06:11You'd brave the burning building.
1:06:11 > 1:06:14You'd meet me halfway at least for a slice of pizza or something.
1:06:14 > 1:06:16But no. Nothing. No reply.
1:06:16 > 1:06:18Man didn't even text back.
1:06:20 > 1:06:22- You all right, mate?- Hm.
1:06:22 > 1:06:26You didn't choke on a mint, did you?
1:06:26 > 1:06:28I owe him. I owe him.
1:06:28 > 1:06:30OK. Joey?
1:06:33 > 1:06:35Oh, OK.
1:06:39 > 1:06:41MUSIC: "My Way" By Frank Sinatra
1:06:41 > 1:06:47# And now the end is here
1:06:47 > 1:06:53# And so I face the final curtain
1:06:54 > 1:06:59# My friend, I'll say it clear
1:06:59 > 1:07:06# I'll state my case Of which I'm certain
1:07:06 > 1:07:12# I've lived a life that's full
1:07:12 > 1:07:18# I travelled each and every highway
1:07:18 > 1:07:24# And more Much more than this
1:07:24 > 1:07:30# I did it my way... #
1:07:30 > 1:07:32Please be seated.
1:07:41 > 1:07:44Where is she? Where's Nan?
1:07:59 > 1:08:02Where've you been?
1:08:04 > 1:08:07He'll be here, all right?
1:08:07 > 1:08:09And thank you for coming here today
1:08:09 > 1:08:13to say goodbye to a loving father, brother and son.
1:08:13 > 1:08:15Derek Branning.
1:08:22 > 1:08:23Lauren!
1:08:28 > 1:08:31Is that what you think of me?
1:08:31 > 1:08:33What, do you think I ain't honest?
1:08:35 > 1:08:40Listen to me, all right? I know I don't say... I have...
1:08:40 > 1:08:43I have missed you every single day.
1:08:43 > 1:08:47I'm not even a mate. That's what she said.
1:08:47 > 1:08:49Let alone good enough to be with you.
1:08:49 > 1:08:50Every day, Lauren.
1:08:52 > 1:08:57I'm a drunk, Joey. That's what she reckons.
1:08:57 > 1:09:00Always looking for something to take the edge off.
1:09:00 > 1:09:03- Do you think I'm a drunk?- No.
1:09:03 > 1:09:09No, no, I'm not. OK, it was...one drink!
1:09:09 > 1:09:12It weren't like I was smashed, was it?
1:09:12 > 1:09:19And yes, I know I risked us both but...your dad's right.
1:09:20 > 1:09:24I shouldn't even be allowed out. We shouldn't be together.
1:09:25 > 1:09:27You think it too, don't you?
1:09:27 > 1:09:32Lauren, he saved you! He saved you, Lauren. And me.
1:09:32 > 1:09:38When it came down to it, Lauren, he stepped up for us, didn't he, eh?
1:09:39 > 1:09:44Yeah, he gloated. He used it.
1:09:46 > 1:09:50But he risked everything.
1:09:50 > 1:09:55Everything for us...
1:09:55 > 1:09:57like a dad.
1:09:59 > 1:10:03Lauren...
1:10:03 > 1:10:07he was more of a man than I ever thought.
1:10:12 > 1:10:16Don't... Don't go. Don't go in there.
1:10:16 > 1:10:18Please.
1:10:18 > 1:10:21Please, Lauren.
1:10:21 > 1:10:23Not today.
1:10:25 > 1:10:28I can't say goodbye to you an' all.
1:10:33 > 1:10:36There we go.
1:10:36 > 1:10:39To bad rubbish.
1:10:39 > 1:10:40- Bad rubbish.- Hm.
1:10:42 > 1:10:44Aaaaahhh...
1:10:44 > 1:10:47Feels good, that feels good. I feel good.
1:10:47 > 1:10:50I feel happy, you know, like when the doctor gave you those pills.
1:10:50 > 1:10:55- No. My doc didn't give me no pills.- Medication, yes.
1:10:55 > 1:10:56I feel good, you know.
1:10:56 > 1:11:01I don't know, no more of them relationship conversations.
1:11:01 > 1:11:04You know, or going through your wife's knicker drawer
1:11:04 > 1:11:05looking for clues.
1:11:05 > 1:11:06No. No, no, no. I'm happy now.
1:11:06 > 1:11:09I'm in a good place now, you see. That's where I'm at.
1:11:09 > 1:11:15Cos I'm uncomplicatedly happy with an uncomplicatedly lovely girl.
1:11:15 > 1:11:18Alfie, uncomplicatedly, right, it ain't a word.
1:11:18 > 1:11:20Let me stop you right there.
1:11:20 > 1:11:22Cos jealousy is a very destructive emotion, young man.
1:11:22 > 1:11:25Look at me, look. I'm living proof.
1:11:25 > 1:11:27Look how happy I am. Living proof, eh?
1:11:27 > 1:11:31Will you stop it with the self-satisfied smug grin?
1:11:31 > 1:11:33Listen, mate, it's only a matter of time
1:11:33 > 1:11:36till another Mrs Beale comes through...
1:11:36 > 1:11:38What number is it again?
1:11:38 > 1:11:41Mrs Beale, we are looking for... it's got to be number 87.
1:11:41 > 1:11:44Number 87, come through that door right now. Yeah.
1:11:44 > 1:11:46No. No, no, no.
1:11:46 > 1:11:49Even better though, I've got a beautiful blonde girl who can
1:11:49 > 1:11:52introduce you to her beautiful blonde sister.
1:11:52 > 1:11:54I think you already know her, don't you?
1:11:54 > 1:11:56- She's off her nut and banged up somewhere. - HE CHUCKLES
1:11:56 > 1:11:59- Cheers.- Cheers.- Mm!
1:12:02 > 1:12:03Cheers, mate.
1:12:06 > 1:12:09What, your horse come last, did it?
1:12:09 > 1:12:13What have I told you about throwing your money away, son?
1:12:13 > 1:12:15You on your own?
1:12:15 > 1:12:18Yeah. Yeah. Abi's, uh... Well, it's the funeral and that, innit?
1:12:18 > 1:12:20Right.
1:12:20 > 1:12:23Derek's a pillock anyway. Abs don't need me there stating the obvious.
1:12:23 > 1:12:27Tell me about it. He's a grade one, ain't he?
1:12:27 > 1:12:29I ain't applied for any of them.
1:12:29 > 1:12:31Care assistant? Means night shifts.
1:12:31 > 1:12:33I can't apply for any of them,
1:12:33 > 1:12:35cos I ain't got the NVQ, whatever that is.
1:12:35 > 1:12:37Well, I didn't really have you down
1:12:37 > 1:12:42as the sensitive bum-wiping type, really.
1:12:42 > 1:12:43What?
1:12:43 > 1:12:46Well, you... With your house, and your business,
1:12:46 > 1:12:48and all your other stuff.
1:12:48 > 1:12:51What? You pay off your mortgage and your memory gets wiped?
1:12:51 > 1:12:54You think being broke only happens somewhere else?
1:12:54 > 1:12:56Do I look like I can afford a sensitive side?
1:12:56 > 1:12:59Do you want a bit of dinner?
1:12:59 > 1:13:01Marie, do us a favour, get him a bit of dinner, will ya?
1:13:01 > 1:13:03No, I'm all right, thanks, I'm all right.
1:13:03 > 1:13:06You've had Lexi to sort, ain't you?
1:13:06 > 1:13:08And I ain't actually your son, am I?
1:13:08 > 1:13:11So, it's all right, something will turn up.
1:13:11 > 1:13:13I can sort my own dinner, thanks.
1:13:14 > 1:13:16Jay.
1:13:18 > 1:13:20Do you want your old job back?
1:13:23 > 1:13:24Well, yeah.
1:13:26 > 1:13:30Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days
1:13:30 > 1:13:34of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.
1:13:34 > 1:13:36Amen.
1:13:36 > 1:13:38ALL: Amen.
1:13:38 > 1:13:42And now, a few personal words from Derek's sister, Carol.
1:13:48 > 1:13:51OK. How about Joey?
1:13:53 > 1:13:59No? Well, erm, that's...
1:13:59 > 1:14:05So, if no-one has any readings, a few words...
1:14:05 > 1:14:07Poem?
1:14:12 > 1:14:13Mum!
1:14:13 > 1:14:16Mum! What are you doing? Sit down.
1:14:16 > 1:14:18Someone's got to speak up for him.
1:14:57 > 1:15:03Derek Branning was an obnoxious, difficult, pig-headed little man.
1:15:05 > 1:15:07Yeah! He was!
1:15:07 > 1:15:10I'd have cheerfully swung for him this Christmas.
1:15:11 > 1:15:16One of those people it's best knowing at a distance.
1:15:16 > 1:15:19Close up, they give you a headache.
1:15:21 > 1:15:26That's all well and good, but it's got to be lonely, ain't it?
1:15:29 > 1:15:33The thing about Derek was he knew...
1:15:34 > 1:15:37..he knew what he stood for
1:15:37 > 1:15:41and he had the courage to say his piece and be damned.
1:15:41 > 1:15:46Which as a matter of fact he often was, really, wasn't he?
1:15:48 > 1:15:52Come on, all you lot had a pop. Don't be shy.
1:15:52 > 1:15:58Put your hand up, anyone here ain't fell out with Derek Branning.
1:16:04 > 1:16:10'One thing we can't argue about, he touched all our lives.
1:16:10 > 1:16:13'Made an impact.
1:16:14 > 1:16:16'You know there was a time
1:16:16 > 1:16:20'when the East End was full of men like that.
1:16:20 > 1:16:23'Proper East End gents like Derek.'
1:16:24 > 1:16:30Men in their prime. Men getting involved. Principles.
1:16:30 > 1:16:32Loyalty.
1:16:32 > 1:16:34Guidance, like it or lump it.
1:16:34 > 1:16:37Yeah.
1:16:37 > 1:16:41You can call that arrogance if you like.
1:16:41 > 1:16:43Sexist.
1:16:44 > 1:16:47I call it manners.
1:16:49 > 1:16:54Arm across the road and a nice little drop of malt whisky.
1:16:54 > 1:16:58Just like our dads.
1:16:58 > 1:17:00Protecting his nearest and dearest.
1:17:04 > 1:17:08And he did love you, Alice. More than words can say.
1:17:21 > 1:17:22'Ten years.
1:17:22 > 1:17:28'A decade. That's a long time.
1:17:28 > 1:17:33'Missing out at Her Majesty's Pleasure. Locked out.'
1:17:33 > 1:17:36Everyone carrying on without you.
1:17:36 > 1:17:39FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
1:17:51 > 1:17:57You know, Derek told me he kept going all those years, ten years.
1:18:01 > 1:18:07He hoped that one day he'd get a chance to make it up to you all.
1:18:09 > 1:18:16Derek shouted so much cos he wanted someone to give a monkey's.
1:18:16 > 1:18:20He wanted to be at the head of your table, Max.
1:18:21 > 1:18:23Because he wanted to be part of it.
1:18:26 > 1:18:28He wanted to be at the centre.
1:18:30 > 1:18:31Derek Branning.
1:18:31 > 1:18:35Loud, sentimental, old-fashioned fool.
1:18:38 > 1:18:42He wanted his family to respect him and love him.
1:18:44 > 1:18:49He wanted to be at the heart of it.
1:18:49 > 1:18:51And at last...
1:18:53 > 1:18:56..just for a moment...
1:18:59 > 1:19:02..they're all here for you, Derek.
1:19:02 > 1:19:04They're all gathered round.
1:19:13 > 1:19:16Please stand.
1:19:24 > 1:19:30We now commit Derek's body to be cremated. Earth to earth,
1:19:30 > 1:19:31ashes to ashes,
1:19:31 > 1:19:33dust to dust.
1:19:33 > 1:19:38In the sure and certain hope of the resurrection to eternal life.
1:19:38 > 1:19:40MUSIC: "That's Life" By Frank Sinatra
1:19:40 > 1:19:42# That's life
1:19:42 > 1:19:45# That's life
1:19:45 > 1:19:46# That's what all the people say
1:19:49 > 1:19:52# You're riding high in April
1:19:52 > 1:19:55# Shot down in May
1:19:55 > 1:19:59# But I know I'm gonna change that tune... #
1:19:59 > 1:20:01Joey...
1:20:01 > 1:20:02# When I'm back on top
1:20:02 > 1:20:06# Back on top in June
1:20:06 > 1:20:08# I said that's life
1:20:08 > 1:20:10# That's life
1:20:10 > 1:20:14# And as funny as it may seem
1:20:14 > 1:20:16# Some people get their kicks
1:20:16 > 1:20:20# Stomping on a dream
1:20:20 > 1:20:24# But I don't let it get me down... #
1:20:24 > 1:20:26You said she was gone!
1:20:26 > 1:20:29# Cos this fine old world
1:20:29 > 1:20:33# It keeps spinning around... #
1:20:33 > 1:20:34JOEY SOBS
1:20:34 > 1:20:39Joey, it's OK. Joey, come on, breathe with me.
1:20:41 > 1:20:45It's OK. It's going to be all right.
1:20:45 > 1:20:48It's going to get easier... apparently.
1:20:49 > 1:20:52Come on, it's OK. He loved you.
1:20:54 > 1:20:59And he knew that you loved him, really. It's all right.
1:20:59 > 1:21:03- You made it, Joey, you were there. At the funeral, you made it.- No!
1:21:03 > 1:21:06- It's OK.- No!
1:21:11 > 1:21:15No. I let him die. I let him die!
1:21:15 > 1:21:18HE SOBS VIOLENTLY
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