07/07/2012

0:00:30 > 0:00:33Max, heads up!

0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Oh, look at them skills! - Max, over here. Go on!

0:00:36 > 0:00:39What's the matter with you?

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Men and balls, eh?

0:00:41 > 0:00:43This ain't going to work, you know.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47I've got to do something, Kat. Come on, Raymundo, keep it up!

0:00:47 > 0:00:48THEY CHEER

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Having a kick-about on the square is one thing,

0:00:53 > 0:00:56but getting that lot to sign up for an actual team...

0:00:56 > 0:00:58They're buzzing out there now.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02You watch, come lunchtime, queuing up to put their name down on here.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05You've been trying to get this team together for over two weeks now.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- Oh, and you reckon you could do better, do you? - Well, I couldn't do worse.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12- Cobblers. - I'm going to prove it to you. I'm taking over.- What you on about?

0:01:12 > 0:01:17- You've had your chance. It's my turn now.- Oh, you reckon, do you? Hey!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23< That's it. Harry...

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Lovely. Here you are, Derek!

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Go on, son. On me 'ead!

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- What do you want, Joey? - Can't stay away?

0:01:39 > 0:01:43- Not very good, are you? - I haven't played for years.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45I wasn't talking football.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48- See, that's what I like about you, always with the quick reply.- Joey?

0:01:48 > 0:01:49Gran's coming for tea.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51What, here?

0:01:51 > 0:01:56No, it's the last place she'd come. 4 o'clock, at home. Be there, yeah?

0:01:57 > 0:02:01Let me down if you want, but...not an old girl.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16- You don't know for sure that this was down to Jay. - Who else could it have been?

0:02:16 > 0:02:17No-one else knows.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21"Information received," the police said. Come on, Pops, work it out. I have.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24So, what now, eh? What are you going to do?

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Go marching round there, shout the odds? Deck him?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Maybe.- 'Bout time you started thinking of this little one.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31I am thinking of her!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33And d'you know what? I could actually lose her cos of this.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42Oi, oi, easy, easy, easy! Come on, come on, come on, come on.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Hey, Sasha, Sasha, Sasha...

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Got me in enough trouble last time.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50- Basketball?- Yeah, but that was an accident, though, innit?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52It doesn't matter what it was.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56I took the blame for you and now I've got to work it off.

0:02:56 > 0:02:57Not much work being done so far.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- It's really dusty in there. - Stay out here, then.- Yeah?

0:03:02 > 0:03:07As long as you like - I'm thinking "outside display".

0:03:07 > 0:03:11Tempt the passing punters to stop and take a look,

0:03:11 > 0:03:15and when you've stacked that box there's another four indoors.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22This is supposed to be study time.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25I could be down the library.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33He's not interested in you, not really.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35- He's just using you to get at me. - Maybe he's changed.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Alice, he's never even sent you a birthday card before.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Yeah, OK, and he sent you one every year...

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Yeah, and we all know why - just playing games.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47So why's Gran coming over all of a sudden?

0:03:47 > 0:03:50- She going to pile on the pressure too?- Today was her idea, not mine.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54That shop across the road sells cakes, don't it?

0:03:55 > 0:03:574 o'clock.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05So, he got you your money back, did he?

0:04:06 > 0:04:10- Er, yeah, a bit. - And why would he do that?

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Because he's a nice guy.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Oh. No other reason, no?

0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Such as? - Such as...he really fancies you.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24How should I know?

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Well, you know.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Yeah, you know, you always know.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Well, he hasn't made a move, if that's what you mean.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32- That's a shame.- What?

0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Because YOU blatantly fancy him as well.- Yeah, who said that?

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- You don't have to. - It's written all over your face.

0:04:46 > 0:04:51- You all right, Jack?- Yeah. You?- Yeah. You look like you're putting on weight?

0:04:51 > 0:04:56- Do what?- I'm not surprised, really, pigging out on that rotten muck every day.- Oh, I see.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58You got the Vic doing breakfasts now, in't you?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01You're out trying to drum up some trade.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03I'm not trying to drum up anything.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- You fling around insults for the sake of it?- I'm not insulting you.

0:05:06 > 0:05:07You just called me fat.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10No, I said you look like you're piling on a few extra pounds,

0:05:10 > 0:05:15- but I know a great way to burn 'em off.- Oh, yeah, sounds interesting.- Mmm.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Football.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Hold your breath, already had the hard sell from Alfie.

0:05:19 > 0:05:24- This is from me, not that muppet. - No, he's been trying to sign me up to that team of his for days.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Nah, nah. It's not his team. It's my team. I've taken over.- Really?

0:05:27 > 0:05:32I'm in charge of everything - team tactics, oranges at half-time -

0:05:32 > 0:05:36might even throw in the odd rub-down if you play really well, yeah?

0:05:36 > 0:05:40The list is in the Vic if you fancy putting your name down.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Well, offers like that, you might have a fair few takers.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Oh, I'd get in quick, then.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52CHEERING ON LAPTOP

0:06:04 > 0:06:09- Rugby.- What?- That's where it is. - Where what is?- The torch.

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Rugby.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18It's making its way all the way up to Leicester today.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20You should come and have a look,

0:06:20 > 0:06:22there's some right characters taking it on.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Look, Lo...

0:06:28 > 0:06:31..there is no point in you just sitting here, brooding, all right?

0:06:31 > 0:06:33It ain't going to solve nothing.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39I was thinking, maybe we could go out, do something...?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41No, you're right.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42What?

0:06:42 > 0:06:44No point at all.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Oh. I thought maybe we could go down the park.

0:06:47 > 0:06:53- No, I should be doing something about this.- What?- Ta, Pops.

0:06:53 > 0:07:00- Lola?- Really, really good advice. - No, no... Where are you going? - To get some answers.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04- Oh, so you are going to kick off, then?- Well, it depends on the answers.- Lola, what have I told you?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06This isn't just about you any more.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09You get in any more trouble, what's going to happen to the little one?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11I don't plan on getting in any more trouble.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14You didn't plan on getting caught with the last lot.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Well, I need to know who it was.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19- I thought you didn't care.- I didn't, but if someone did you wrong, wouldn't you want to know who?

0:07:19 > 0:07:23- What difference does it make?- A big difference. What if it's someone that I thought was a mate?

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Oh, right, so if it was Jay, then what?

0:07:25 > 0:07:30- Then I want him to look me in the eye and tell me.- And?- Tell me the truth.- And then what?- Then nothing.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34- What, that's it?- Yeah.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37You're just going to turn round and walk away?

0:07:37 > 0:07:41No, he will, feeling this small.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- And that's it?- It is.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Fair enough. I suppose he's got it coming to him.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Yeah, he does, for starters anyway. - Hey! Lola!

0:08:01 > 0:08:04- So, someone in the frame?- Yeah. You know that kid, Lola, don't you?

0:08:04 > 0:08:08- How'd the Old Bill get onto her? - That is the sixty-four-thousand dollar question.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11- I've got work to do, so... - Do you need a hand?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Why, are you offering? - No, not personally.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18- Nah, didn't think so.- My Joey's at a loose end, though.- Oh, yeah?

0:08:18 > 0:08:22- I didn't know he was looking for work.- He ain't, not yet, but he's spending more time round here,

0:08:22 > 0:08:27- so he might as well earn a few bob while he's at it.- Del, I ain't got a few bob, not to spare anyway.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Anyway, is he going to be all right with you asking about?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- I thought he didn't want nothing to do with you?- Families, innit?

0:08:33 > 0:08:35You know what they're like.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Always more than meets the eye. You missed a bit. All right, Michael?

0:08:39 > 0:08:43- Yeah, all right. - How's Janine and the baby?

0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Yeah, you know, Janine's being discharged today, so... - Oh, that's good.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Yeah.- Send 'em my regards.- Will do.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Has he had a personality transplant or something?

0:08:56 > 0:09:00Oh, no, he's playing at being a caring dad, I think.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- How's everything? All right? - Yeah, you know...

0:09:05 > 0:09:09- You back to business?- Yeah, a bit of business, then back to the hospital.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Cheers.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15< KNOCK ON DOOR

0:09:15 > 0:09:20- What do you want?- Not you.- Not anyone in this house.- Hiding, is he?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23- He ain't down the Arches. - If you're talking about Jay,

0:09:23 > 0:09:26- he's gone to get some parts. - I've got a message for him. - I'll pass it on.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29I'd rather deliver it in person. I don't care what you or Pops has to say.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Should have expected this, I suppose - all grasses are cowards.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35- Jay ain't a grass. - So how did they get onto me?

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Deserved it too, after what you did, but it weren't Jay.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- He told you that, did he? - He didn't need to.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44- You'd work that out if you had half a brain. - How did the Old Bill find out?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Ta-ra.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- You're mates with the market boys, ain't you?- Some of them.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Well, have a word with them, that's what I'm saying.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02You know, bend their arms a bit - if that don't work, break a few.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Actually, Kat, you know what? To be honest...- What?

0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Don't you tell me you're backing out? - Look, I don't really have time

0:10:08 > 0:10:12- for all of this.- It's just a few matches. Maybe a bit of training.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Exactly - matches, training.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17- I've got a full-time job in case you hadn't noticed.- It's good exercise.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Like I don't do enough running around here all day.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24Not that you need a lot of training, seeing as you're pretty fit already.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26So, what, you calling me fit?

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Come on, Ray, this'd be the making of the Vic, eh?

0:10:31 > 0:10:34It won't only be the footballers that'd be in here,

0:10:34 > 0:10:36it'd be all the supporters as well.

0:10:36 > 0:10:41Think about it, all them new punters sampling your grub.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46So this is a kind of work thing, then?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Mmm. Exactly.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51All right, so if this is a work thing, yeah,

0:10:51 > 0:10:53and I spend my time playing, matches and training,

0:10:53 > 0:10:58then that'd be work too, then, yeah?

0:10:58 > 0:11:02I'm not paying you for playing if that's what you mean.

0:11:02 > 0:11:03All right, all right, all right,

0:11:03 > 0:11:07but you could give me some time off in lieu, though, couldn't you,

0:11:07 > 0:11:09IF I decide to keep my mind on all this

0:11:09 > 0:11:11AND I have a word with some of the boys on the market?

0:11:11 > 0:11:13See, the thing is,

0:11:13 > 0:11:17- there's this exhibition that I wanted to take Sasha to next week...- All right.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20All right, deal.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24All right. Well, if that be the case, you'd better put Winston down.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27I spoke to him earlier on, he said he was well up for it.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34Alfie...another player for the team.

0:11:40 > 0:11:45Easy, Sash. You all right? Want a hand?

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Done enough damage, haven't you?

0:11:47 > 0:11:51Yeah, well, that's why I'm offering, innit, to make it up to you?

0:11:51 > 0:11:55So, er, where do... where do these go?

0:11:55 > 0:11:56What, here?

0:12:01 > 0:12:05Walking disaster area, you two.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Pick 'em up.

0:12:11 > 0:12:12Sorry. Sorry.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18Do me a favour - next time you decide to help, don't.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Well, how about I buy you some lunch, then, instead?

0:12:23 > 0:12:29- Probably give me food poisoning. - McKlunky's, yeah, on me?

0:12:29 > 0:12:30Anything you like.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Yeah. OK, then.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36OK, then.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43You all right, Joey?

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Give me a hand pushing this, will you?

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Cheers.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Not quite as fit as I used to be.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Never were, from what I remember.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52You're still as mouthy, though, ain't you?

0:12:52 > 0:12:56Phwoar, I would... if I wasn't with Tyler, obviously.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Yeah.- Wouldn't you?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00- He's my cousin. - What if he weren't your cousin?

0:13:00 > 0:13:02No, that's disgusting!

0:13:02 > 0:13:04I said if, Lauren, if?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Maybe.- You would.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09THEY GIGGLE

0:13:10 > 0:13:12I'm sorry I can't help you out, by the way.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Eh?- Well, it's like I was telling your old man,

0:13:15 > 0:13:19there's plenty of work to go round, just not enough money.

0:13:19 > 0:13:20Thanks again, yeah?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Well, they're hardly in the first flush of youth, are they?

0:13:27 > 0:13:30I'll take anyone right now, just so long as they've got two arms,

0:13:30 > 0:13:32two legs and don't have a bus pass.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36You know what you need? You need a real man,

0:13:36 > 0:13:38someone who knows what they're doing.

0:13:40 > 0:13:41Anyone particular in mind?

0:13:42 > 0:13:46- Well, there's no-one on that list. - Beggars can't be choosers.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49Why be a beggar at all when the answer's right under your nose?

0:13:51 > 0:13:53If you mean you, you really do need help.

0:13:54 > 0:14:00Me? No, I was thinking of my boy, Joey. He's always been handy round a football.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03- D'you think he'll be interested? - Ask him.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Why don't you?

0:14:05 > 0:14:08It's always better coming from a lady.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20That motormouth Lola was bending my ear earlier on.

0:14:20 > 0:14:24She's been leaving me messages all morning.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Reckons it's all down to you grassing her up. - I wouldn't grass her up.

0:14:27 > 0:14:28Well, someone did.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33- I told Max, and I only told him so he'd keep schtum.- So what happened?

0:14:33 > 0:14:37- Change his mind, did he?- That sound like Max to you?- Who else, then?

0:14:47 > 0:14:53Look, I've been thinking, and yes, I know it's unusual,

0:14:53 > 0:14:55but I was thinking how I can help you out.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Like you just did with them books(?)

0:14:57 > 0:15:00Look, your dad's been saying you've got to do this work experience thing.

0:15:00 > 0:15:05Don't remind me. I'll probably end up stacking shelves in some awful supermarket somewhere.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08But that's what you're doing anyway. Well, not in a supermarket,

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- but in a shop, yeah? - I don't understand.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15Why don't you tell your school that you're doing your work experience early

0:15:15 > 0:15:21at the charity shop, and then maybe, that way, you will not have to do it any more?

0:15:21 > 0:15:25- That's your idea of helping, is it? - Well, at least you get something out of it, innit?

0:15:25 > 0:15:27I want to do something exciting on work experience,

0:15:27 > 0:15:30something worthwhile, something that will stretch me,

0:15:30 > 0:15:32that might actually get me somewhere.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36I don't just want to waste my time on something that doesn't matter.

0:15:36 > 0:15:41- Don't you understand anything? - OK, ladies, these are two kebabs here, one with chips and salad,

0:15:41 > 0:15:45- and one with the hot, hot, hot sauce for Kimmy.- Thank you.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Looking hot in pink. - SHE LAUGHS

0:15:49 > 0:15:52I understand one thing.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53You fancy him, don't you?

0:15:53 > 0:15:55No.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Course you do.- Rubbish.- Come on.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00- He's a nice boy.- For goodness' sake! - You're a lovely looking girl.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03For the last time, I do not fancy Fat Boy.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07Um...drinks?

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Yeah, I'll have a drink. Yeah, let's have drinks.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Oh, OK, enjoy.- Thank you. - That's all right.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Oi, where have you been? - Keep your hair on.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23- I ain't been getting in any trouble. - You don't have to - trouble's already here.- What?

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Oh!

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Look, he turned up about a half hour ago.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29I got your social worker here,

0:16:29 > 0:16:31so just let her do all the talking, yeah?

0:16:34 > 0:16:37What now, eh? I've answered all your questions. I wasn't there.

0:16:37 > 0:16:38I don't know anything about any car,

0:16:38 > 0:16:42and I don't care what any dirty little grass has been whispering in your ear either.

0:16:42 > 0:16:47We have evidence to suggest that you were at the scene of the crime.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49So? I've been looking at a few motors lately.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Pops has been teaching me to drive, ain't you, Pops?- At 15?

0:16:54 > 0:16:58- I'm advanced for my age. - We'll need to go to the station to answer any further questions, Lola.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22- What's happening?- You should know.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Come on, Bill.- They've charged her.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28They've found her dabs all over the car lot.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30OK, maybe this one wasn't down to you.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31- Yeah, it weren't.- All right.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34You tell whoever shopped her, this ain't a joke.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37This lot are talking youth court, the works,

0:17:37 > 0:17:39and OK, maybe she shouldn't have done what she did,

0:17:39 > 0:17:42but so what? Max is going to lose a little bit of business.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45She could lose everything cos of this.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51ENGINE STARTS

0:17:53 > 0:17:56Just can't seem to do right for doing wrong.

0:17:56 > 0:18:01- Welcome to the wonderful world of parenthood. It ain't easy. - I ain't a parent.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04- Ray is.- I know,

0:18:04 > 0:18:07and if I still want to keep seeing him, yadda, yadda, yadda...

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Listen, just save the lecture, I already got it from my sis, all right?

0:18:13 > 0:18:15You're going to have to find some way to connect to her.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Oh, I connect with her.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19I put my foot in it every time I open up my gob.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23I keep winding her up for no reason. I don't know why.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Maybe you should find out what's important to her,

0:18:27 > 0:18:30- what she's interested in.- Yeah? I tried that earlier in McKlunky's,

0:18:30 > 0:18:34- and that did not go down very well. - McKlunky's?- Ah!

0:18:34 > 0:18:40She's interested in dance, but you mean like important things, innit?

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Like schoolwork?

0:18:44 > 0:18:48Maths, science and stuff like that, innit?

0:18:48 > 0:18:52- I did say it wasn't going to be easy.- Yeah.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01- Football?- Yeah, or are you more of a chess man or dominoes?

0:19:01 > 0:19:05- I play a bit, yeah.- All right, then, play for us, your local team.

0:19:05 > 0:19:09- This ain't my local. - Oh, I thought...- What?

0:19:09 > 0:19:14Someone been bending your ear about me, have they, someone like my old man?

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Yeah, I'll take that as a yes, shall I?

0:19:16 > 0:19:19- I'm just looking for a few likely lads.- Oh, yeah.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22- He put my name in the frame, did he? - Maybe he thought you'd enjoy it, a bit of fun.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26- Don't know him too well, do you? - Don't have a go at me.

0:19:26 > 0:19:30Ah! So, just the one name, then? Not having much luck, are you, darling?

0:19:30 > 0:19:35- There's Max.- No, hold on. Max's name is not on the list, is it?

0:19:35 > 0:19:38- But it will be. ..You all right, Max? - All right, Kat?

0:19:38 > 0:19:39What can I get you?

0:19:39 > 0:19:40Just an orange juice, please.

0:19:44 > 0:19:49- You're off the hook.- What? - The police have just arrested Lola,

0:19:49 > 0:19:52found her fingerprints all over the car lot.

0:19:52 > 0:19:56- You don't look too surprised.- Well, nothing that one does surprises me.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00- Is that the only reason? - Look, I can't get into trouble, and you know that.

0:20:00 > 0:20:05- I ain't going to risk losing Bobby. It's me or her.- That's not the point...- And I choose me.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08What would you do?

0:20:09 > 0:20:13No, I was just checking, that's all. Yeah.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Yeah, my mistake.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Seen Derek?

0:20:18 > 0:20:21- Not since this morning. - Only I need a word.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Just spoke to Gran, though.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25She knows nothing about coming for tea tonight,

0:20:25 > 0:20:27probably because she's not, is she?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31What's the idea, Joey?

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Get me home, lock the doors, barricade the windows?

0:20:36 > 0:20:37Get a life.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Coffee, please.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48All right?

0:20:48 > 0:20:52Things are looking good, then? I've just been talking to Max.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Yeah, yeah. Touch and go.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57So fragile, aren't they?

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Yeah.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01You feel...helpless.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Yeah.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10Do me a favour, Kat, when am I going to find the time to play football?

0:21:10 > 0:21:14- Yeah, Jack said you'd be chicken. - Been twisting his arm an' all? - Didn't need to.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16- He jumped at it.- He ain't got a flaming wedding to sort out, has he?

0:21:16 > 0:21:20Ooh, you make it sound like it's a chore.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23I didn't mean it like that.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26- Should be fun, shouldn't it? Planning your big day an' all that? - Yeah, it is.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29I mean, I know it's your second time round and that, but still.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31No, it's just Tanya, innit?

0:21:31 > 0:21:34She's had a rough time, it's bound to have some effect.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37By the sounds of it, it hasn't been a barrel of laughs for you either.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41You know what I need, don't you?

0:21:42 > 0:21:46- A good old work-out on some muddy football pitch somewhere.- That's it.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49You can work off those frustrations.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51I didn't say anything about any frustrations.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Maybe I can recognise the signs.

0:22:05 > 0:22:06Is that right?

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Is what right?

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Looking for work?

0:22:11 > 0:22:12Not you as well.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13What's that?

0:22:13 > 0:22:16Been asking you too, has he? My interfering old man?

0:22:16 > 0:22:19No, I'm the last person your old man would come to for a favour.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Sounds like you don't really like him very much.- Not exactly, no.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25If you want to hack him off, I could do with some help behind the bar.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33He might play games...

0:22:33 > 0:22:34I don't.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49- What happened?- In court, Tuesday.

0:22:49 > 0:22:53- Social worker says I should just plead guilty, get it over and done with.- So, what,

0:22:53 > 0:22:55you're just going to roll over?

0:22:55 > 0:22:58- I'm bang to rights anyway, so what's the point?- And what'll happen then?

0:22:59 > 0:23:02- It's up to the magistrates. Come on. - They wouldn't...

0:23:02 > 0:23:06Don't matter what they do, does it? Too late.

0:23:06 > 0:23:11Listen, it weren't me, all right? You know that, don't you?

0:23:11 > 0:23:14Don't matter who it was, does it? Not now.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15Lo.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Oh, I've had another idea.

0:23:28 > 0:23:29Oh, no.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32Now, about this work experience thing you've got to do, yeah?

0:23:32 > 0:23:35- Not again! - Listen, I've got this mate,

0:23:35 > 0:23:38now he's a regular little brainbox, and he works in a hospital.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41Now I know that you're really interested in blood and gore

0:23:41 > 0:23:44- and all that kind of stuff, yeah? - A hospital?

0:23:44 > 0:23:47- Yeah.- As in a real-life, working hospital...

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Yes.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51..with doctors and nurses and all that?

0:23:51 > 0:23:56- Yeah, and he's not a porter, if that's what you're getting at. - You mean he's an actual doctor?

0:23:56 > 0:24:02Yeah, well, sort of. You see, he doesn't actually work with, like, live patients...

0:24:02 > 0:24:08- What, you mean he's in forensics?- Into what? - But that's my favourite field.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11- I know!- And you could get me to work with him?

0:24:11 > 0:24:15- I could ask. - That would be fantastic!- Yeah.

0:24:20 > 0:24:21- Alfie?- Hm?- Look at this.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Ooh!

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Well, Harry Redknapp, how did you do it?

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Must be my natural charm...

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Got them queueing up to play, ain't you?

0:24:31 > 0:24:35- ..or the free oranges at half-time. - Jack, Max, most of the lads from the market.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Alfie, what can I say? You've either got it or you ain't.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40I have and you ain't.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43That's right, innit? Only there's one problem.

0:24:43 > 0:24:47- What problem?- One minute we ain't got enough, now we've got too many.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Seems to me you're going to have to disappoint a few players.

0:24:50 > 0:24:51HE LAUGHS

0:24:56 > 0:25:01Doing it again, ain't you, hm? Playing games?

0:25:01 > 0:25:04- I don't know what you're talking about.- Do me a favour, Derek.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Everywhere I've been today, it's all I've had, YOU,

0:25:06 > 0:25:08in me face, talking to Max about me,

0:25:08 > 0:25:11even talking to the landlady of this place about me.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15- What makes you think I'm playing games?- Where you're concerned, everything always is.

0:25:15 > 0:25:19- Maybe I'm just trying to find out what's on offer for you.- Because?

0:25:19 > 0:25:21- Build some bridges. - It's a bit late for that, innit?

0:25:21 > 0:25:24- Well, that's what I'm trying to find out.- Yeah, well, don't try!

0:25:24 > 0:25:28Just ask...and I'll tell you.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31Yeah...it is too late.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35You know, I thought with you being a little bit older, we might be able to...

0:25:35 > 0:25:38What, that I'd check my brain out, like my sister?

0:25:38 > 0:25:41You're just doing what you've always done - trying to pull the wool over my eyes,

0:25:41 > 0:25:45trying to convince me that you're not a slimy toad no more.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47It's pathetic.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51You know, I don't know why I bother.

0:25:51 > 0:25:52Finally learnt your lesson, have you?

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Like you said yourself, I've got my daughter here.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Don't count on it.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59- She's here, ain't she? - Don't get too used to that.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03You never was worth bothering about.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Cos I saw through you?

0:26:06 > 0:26:10My little Alice, she's an angel...

0:26:10 > 0:26:12whereas you,

0:26:12 > 0:26:15you're just the runt of the litter.

0:26:25 > 0:26:26You got a minute?

0:26:30 > 0:26:31That offer of yours...

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Looks like I might need to stick around for a bit.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42So I reckon it'll suit me down to the ground.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Good.

0:26:56 > 0:27:00I reckon this football match could be the start of something big.

0:27:00 > 0:27:01It's only a friendly.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03I know, sweetheart.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06But if we do really well, we could join the pub league, couldn't we?

0:27:06 > 0:27:07One step at a time, eh?

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Nan, can you get this junk off the table?

0:27:09 > 0:27:11This ain't junk. It's highly valuable merchandise.

0:27:11 > 0:27:15And I reckon this could put the Vic back on track.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18It's going to take more than a football match to sort our finances.

0:27:18 > 0:27:19No thanks to Michael.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21He said he's going to pay us back.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23- When exactly?- I don't know.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Maybe I should go down the hospital and ask him.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Or maybe you should concentrate on the football. What do you reckon, Jean?

0:27:33 > 0:27:35Hey, I can just see it now, though. You as the manager.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38- Me as your star striker. Back of the net!- You haven't made the team yet.

0:27:38 > 0:27:43- Come on, sweetheart, my name's going to be top of the list, ain't it? - Let's see how you do at the trial.

0:27:43 > 0:27:47- Trial by football.- You saying I've got to trial with the rest of the numpties?- Yeah, that's right.

0:27:47 > 0:27:50- But I'm sleeping with the manager. - Exactly, Ulrika.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Which is more the reason why you got to prove yourself.

0:27:53 > 0:27:56My Brian used to have a telescope. Not as posh as that.

0:27:56 > 0:28:02Used to gaze at the stars for hours. Said he found it very therapeutic.

0:28:02 > 0:28:06- Why don't you keep it, Jean?- Really?

0:28:06 > 0:28:08Why not? It'll take your mind off things.

0:28:10 > 0:28:14Thank you, Mo! That is really kind of you.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17See, that's what I'm talking about. Team Moon.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19Pulling together.

0:28:21 > 0:28:24Seeing as it is your day off today,

0:28:24 > 0:28:28I am going to spoil you rotten, my little angel.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30We're going to start with a proper cooked breakfast,

0:28:30 > 0:28:34and then...I might have a little surprise for you.

0:28:39 > 0:28:43I said he could stay the night, make it easier for his new job.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45Got a job working with Michael.

0:28:47 > 0:28:48Oh, Michael.

0:28:48 > 0:28:50Don't mind, do you?

0:28:50 > 0:28:52No, 'course not.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54Nah...great! HE CHUCKLES

0:29:07 > 0:29:09- Why don't you sit down and eat that properly?- I ain't got time.

0:29:09 > 0:29:13I've got two MOTs to do before the footie trials at lunch. See you later.

0:29:17 > 0:29:18You enjoying that?

0:29:18 > 0:29:20Yeah, it's great.

0:29:20 > 0:29:21Yeah, it sounds like it.

0:29:23 > 0:29:24You're chewing really loudly!

0:29:24 > 0:29:26I'm chewing like I always chew.

0:29:26 > 0:29:29- Yeah, loudly. - You never complained before.

0:29:29 > 0:29:31Yeah, it's amazing, the things you get used to.

0:29:31 > 0:29:35You're like a pneumatic drill! It's going right through me.

0:29:35 > 0:29:39- Give it a rest, it ain't a crime to chew!- No, but murder is.

0:29:39 > 0:29:42Carry on with that chewing and I won't be responsible for my actions.

0:29:45 > 0:29:47- Where you going?- Back to bed!

0:29:58 > 0:29:59Ah, thanks.

0:30:02 > 0:30:04It's great Joey decided to stick around, isn't it?

0:30:05 > 0:30:08Yeah, it's great. So what made you change your mind?

0:30:08 > 0:30:10Oh, you know, thought I'd keep an eye on Alice.

0:30:11 > 0:30:14Oh. And there I was thinking it was because of me.

0:30:14 > 0:30:17So what's this surprise you've got laid on for me then, Dad?

0:30:17 > 0:30:22Well, I thought I would take this opportunity to introduce you

0:30:22 > 0:30:26to my world famous - but top-secret - recipe for spaghetti Bolognese.

0:30:26 > 0:30:27THEY LAUGH

0:30:27 > 0:30:30Dad learnt to cook in prison.

0:30:30 > 0:30:33One must make good use of one's time

0:30:33 > 0:30:35when one is paying one's debt to society.

0:30:35 > 0:30:38- Oh, absolutely!- Absolutely!

0:30:38 > 0:30:41What say when we finish up here, we get down the market,

0:30:41 > 0:30:44get the ingredients for the spag bol?

0:30:44 > 0:30:48What about you, Joe, fancy pitching in?

0:30:50 > 0:30:54No, you're all right. Somewhere I need to be.

0:31:02 > 0:31:03Oi! So, Mrs Moon,

0:31:03 > 0:31:07what exactly have you got planned for the trials, then?

0:31:07 > 0:31:11- Ooh, trying to get inside info, are we?- Nah. Course not!

0:31:11 > 0:31:14You do know what you're doing, don't ya?

0:31:14 > 0:31:17We wouldn't even have a team if it wasn't for me, thank you very much.

0:31:17 > 0:31:23- You can be very persuasive when you want to be, can't ya?- I'm still not telling you what I've got planned.

0:31:23 > 0:31:28But seriously though, if you need help with formations or strategies,

0:31:28 > 0:31:30- I'm your man.- Is that right?

0:31:30 > 0:31:32Yes! What are you going to do, a classic formation, 4-4-2?

0:31:32 > 0:31:36Or you going to do the Christmas Tree formation, with a 4-3-2-1?

0:31:36 > 0:31:41Or, my personal favourite, which is the 1-5-3-2, with a sweeper?

0:31:43 > 0:31:45That's what you are, is it? The sweeper?

0:31:45 > 0:31:48Clearing up all the mess that everyone else leaves behind?

0:31:51 > 0:31:56Nah. I'm the front man, ain't I? The star striker. Match-winner.

0:31:56 > 0:31:57Glory boy.

0:31:57 > 0:31:59We'll see after the trials.

0:32:02 > 0:32:06When you've finished that, you can come and help me down the Arches.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09Maybe she needs some help. You know, counselling.

0:32:09 > 0:32:11What Shirley needs is to go back to work.

0:32:11 > 0:32:13Stop moping about and take her mind off things.

0:32:13 > 0:32:15MOBILE BEEPS

0:32:17 > 0:32:19What is it?

0:32:19 > 0:32:21It's a reminder.

0:32:21 > 0:32:23Heather's birthday tomorrow.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28- Where you going? - Give it back to Shirl.

0:32:28 > 0:32:29Are you mad?

0:32:43 > 0:32:45Come on. Pass it.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47There you go, boys.

0:32:48 > 0:32:50Looking good, guys!

0:32:50 > 0:32:53It's like watching Bobby and Jackie Charlton.

0:32:53 > 0:32:56- What does that make me, then? Bobby Moore?- Dudley Moore!

0:32:56 > 0:32:58THEY LAUGH

0:32:58 > 0:33:00Oh, look, Usain Bolt's about to put in an appearance!

0:33:00 > 0:33:03- All right, Billy, you all set for the trials, mate?- Nah, I can't.

0:33:03 > 0:33:06Well, I can't risk getting injured, can I?

0:33:06 > 0:33:10I've got an Olympic flame to carry. Besides, I've got enough on my plate with all this Lola business.

0:33:10 > 0:33:15- Bill, can't just turn a blind eye, can I?- Nah, course you can't.

0:33:15 > 0:33:17Look Max, I know what she did was wrong.

0:33:17 > 0:33:22But she's 16 and she's pregnant. The last thing she needs is you and Lucy making trouble for her.

0:33:22 > 0:33:24Yeah, well, my hands are tied, aren't they?

0:33:24 > 0:33:28- Yeah, right. See you later. - Yeah, see you, Billy.

0:33:30 > 0:33:33Hello, Jay, you not going the football trials?

0:33:33 > 0:33:35Yeah, I'm going to get changed now. How's Lola?

0:33:35 > 0:33:36She's got the right hump.

0:33:36 > 0:33:39We've got to go court today and Ritchie's told her to plead guilty.

0:33:39 > 0:33:43- Some 16th birthday, eh? - Is it her birthday?

0:33:43 > 0:33:46Yeah. Anyway... good luck with the trials.

0:33:50 > 0:33:56You should've seen it. Sunday lunch. Whole Branning clan round the table.

0:33:57 > 0:34:00Max and Jack trying to outdo each other.

0:34:00 > 0:34:04He had hair then, Max. But just as freckly.

0:34:05 > 0:34:09And Jack, he was going to be the next Marlon Brando.

0:34:09 > 0:34:14All mean and moody. Carol, face like thunder.

0:34:16 > 0:34:19April, with her dreams of the future.

0:34:20 > 0:34:25Suzy, with her latest boyfriend in tow. Different one every week, her.

0:34:29 > 0:34:33Roast potatoes steaming up the window. And me carving the joint.

0:34:35 > 0:34:40And the laughter ringing out. That's what I remember the most.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43The laughter.

0:34:43 > 0:34:45That sounds lovely.

0:34:45 > 0:34:46Yeah, it was.

0:34:48 > 0:34:49Look at me now -

0:34:49 > 0:34:54can't even get me son to sit down and break bread with me.

0:34:54 > 0:34:57Shouldn't be surprised, though. It's an unwritten law, innit?

0:34:57 > 0:35:01Fathers and sons, always fighting like cats and dogs.

0:35:03 > 0:35:05I was just the same with my old man when I was his age.

0:35:05 > 0:35:07MOBILE BEEPS

0:35:09 > 0:35:12It's Lauren.

0:35:12 > 0:35:14Says she needs to see me urgently.

0:35:14 > 0:35:17Well, you better get round there then, ain't ya?

0:35:17 > 0:35:20- No. It's all right. I'll stay. - No, go on. You're all right.

0:35:20 > 0:35:23I'll finish up here. Just don't be late for lunch.

0:35:23 > 0:35:25OK. I won't.

0:35:46 > 0:35:48You're not going to do anything stupid, are ya?

0:35:48 > 0:35:49Me? Never!

0:35:49 > 0:35:52Good. Birthday card.

0:35:53 > 0:35:55Cheers.

0:35:55 > 0:35:57Listen, you're all right, ain't you, Lo?

0:35:57 > 0:35:59Course. I'm 16, ain't I?

0:35:59 > 0:36:02I can smoke, have sex - bit late for that, though.

0:36:02 > 0:36:07Get married. Probably best not to do 'em all today, though.

0:36:08 > 0:36:12Listen, I could come to the court with you if you want.

0:36:12 > 0:36:15What, and miss your footie trials?

0:36:15 > 0:36:17Yeah, I don't mind. It's not my thing anyway.

0:36:19 > 0:36:22Nah, you're all right. Pops is picking me up in a minute.

0:36:22 > 0:36:25Tell you what, you can take me for a birthday drink later if you want?

0:36:25 > 0:36:28- Celebrate my freedom. - Yeah, all right then.

0:36:35 > 0:36:37ROWDY BANTER

0:36:41 > 0:36:44I can feel the testosterone from here.

0:36:44 > 0:36:46Yeah, I wondered what the smell was!

0:36:46 > 0:36:49Who wants to see their dad in a pair of shorts?

0:36:49 > 0:36:51I think it's sexy.

0:36:51 > 0:36:55Not Max! Tyler, I mean.

0:36:55 > 0:36:56THEY CHUCKLE

0:36:56 > 0:36:58Shame your cousin's not trying out, innit?

0:36:58 > 0:37:00- Bet he looks all right in a pair of shorts.- Eugh, Mum!

0:37:00 > 0:37:04What? I'm only saying what you're all thinking.

0:37:04 > 0:37:07Seriously, though, what is the point in football?

0:37:07 > 0:37:09It's all primal, innit?

0:37:09 > 0:37:11If they weren't doing that, then they'd be beating their chests

0:37:11 > 0:37:15- or wrestling in a field or something.- Come on, you two! It's exciting.

0:37:15 > 0:37:18Y'know, if Max and Tyler get picked, we get to be WAGs.

0:37:18 > 0:37:19Great!

0:37:19 > 0:37:21THEY LAUGH

0:37:21 > 0:37:22What was so urgent?

0:37:28 > 0:37:31- Not much competition in here, is it? - I don't know about that, mate!

0:37:31 > 0:37:34- We'll give you a run for your money, don't worry.- All right...

0:37:34 > 0:37:35Shame Ricky ain't here.

0:37:35 > 0:37:38- I heard he was a good footballer. - Shame he left town then, innit?

0:37:38 > 0:37:39ALL: Ooh!

0:37:39 > 0:37:41- Oi oi!- Here she is, guv'nor!

0:37:41 > 0:37:43THEY CHEER

0:37:43 > 0:37:45SHE BLOWS WHISTLE

0:37:45 > 0:37:48All right, boys, calm down. Right. The match is tomorrow,

0:37:48 > 0:37:51so I ain't got a lot of time to kick you sorry lot in to shape.

0:37:51 > 0:37:54- Hello? Some of us are already in shape.- All right!

0:37:54 > 0:37:57So I'll be testing your stamina...

0:37:58 > 0:38:00..how fit you are...

0:38:00 > 0:38:03and your ball-control skills.

0:38:03 > 0:38:04THEY LAUGH

0:38:04 > 0:38:07- But most importantly, your ability to score.- Go on, girl!

0:38:07 > 0:38:11- This is football you're talking about, ain't it? - Course I am. What else?

0:38:11 > 0:38:13This is what I call man management.

0:38:13 > 0:38:15- Alfie don't know what he's let himself in for.- Course I do,

0:38:15 > 0:38:17that's why I married the girl!

0:38:17 > 0:38:20So, just so you know, I ain't got no time for prima donnas.

0:38:20 > 0:38:22So what I say goes, all right?

0:38:22 > 0:38:23Yes, boss! Yes!

0:38:23 > 0:38:26- And just remember, if you're picked...- There's no ifs about it.

0:38:26 > 0:38:29If you're picked, you'll be playing for the honour of the Queen Vic!

0:38:29 > 0:38:32Yes! Go on the Queen Vic! Come on, boys.

0:38:32 > 0:38:34Wait for me!

0:38:34 > 0:38:37All right, Nan? What you come as - a saveloy?

0:38:37 > 0:38:39THEY LAUGH

0:38:39 > 0:38:43Meet your official team physio. Magic sponge at the ready.

0:38:43 > 0:38:47Well, that should be an incentive to keep us injury-free.

0:38:47 > 0:38:49And you're the first on my list for a post-match rub down.

0:38:49 > 0:38:51RAUCOUS CHEERING

0:38:51 > 0:38:52Yeah!

0:38:52 > 0:38:55Right, come on then. Let's get this show on the road.

0:39:03 > 0:39:05Why are you still playing games?

0:39:05 > 0:39:08I was just trying to save you from a day in with Delia.

0:39:08 > 0:39:11As long as this doesn't turn into another lecture about Dad.

0:39:11 > 0:39:15No. Course not.

0:39:16 > 0:39:20You oughta give Mum a call, though. Clear the air.

0:39:20 > 0:39:24Because if you're going to be sticking around, we all need to try

0:39:24 > 0:39:27- and find a way to get on, right?- Right.

0:39:27 > 0:39:30Good. So I'll see you at lunch.

0:39:30 > 0:39:31One step at a time, eh?

0:39:31 > 0:39:36All Dad wants is for us to just sit down and have a proper family lunch.

0:39:36 > 0:39:39Just the three of us. It would mean the world to him.

0:39:41 > 0:39:43And to me.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50He's a bit good!

0:39:53 > 0:39:57- Obviously rates himself, don't he? - No, he's all show, ain't he?

0:39:57 > 0:40:01- What's the matter, Grandad, worried you're not going to be able to keep up?- Ha, you see! Quoted for truth!

0:40:01 > 0:40:03HE LAUGHS

0:40:03 > 0:40:05RAUCOUS LAUGHTER

0:40:06 > 0:40:09- Look at them pants! - Oh that's mature, ain't it.

0:40:09 > 0:40:12Don't do that in front of the ladies, man! It's not funny.

0:40:12 > 0:40:14You wait till bath time after the match. I'll see it all then.

0:40:14 > 0:40:18- She ain't serious, is she?- Afraid you ain't going to measure up? - No! That's not what I mean.

0:40:18 > 0:40:22- No. I'm just saying, it's not right...- Mate. She's winding you up.- What?

0:40:22 > 0:40:26- She's winding you up. - Oh, that's funny. Like, mixed baths. As if, you know...

0:40:26 > 0:40:30Kat, just to let you know - Fats is good in that department. So Kat, if you need to...

0:40:30 > 0:40:32Yes. Get on, get on. On, boy!

0:40:34 > 0:40:38Bet you're loving all this, ain't you? Blokes running around in shorts doing exactly what you say.

0:40:38 > 0:40:43I don't know what you mean(!) Now get on that bus before I give you extra laps round that pitch.

0:40:47 > 0:40:50- Oi! Alfie! Come on. - Come on, lads!

0:40:54 > 0:40:55HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:40:57 > 0:41:00- Have you seen my phone?- No.

0:41:00 > 0:41:03Listen, I need you to go down the club for me.

0:41:03 > 0:41:05I'm busy.

0:41:05 > 0:41:08- I need you to take a delivery. - Why can't you do it?

0:41:08 > 0:41:11Because I've got a load of motors turning up at the Arches that need sorting out.

0:41:11 > 0:41:17And with Janine in hospital, well, it's all hands on deck.

0:41:17 > 0:41:19Shirley?

0:41:19 > 0:41:22Fine!

0:41:27 > 0:41:29So? How did it go with Alice?

0:41:29 > 0:41:30HE SIGHS

0:41:30 > 0:41:34She's... just so stubborn, you know.

0:41:34 > 0:41:38Hmm. Must be a family trait.

0:41:38 > 0:41:39THEY CHUCKLE

0:41:39 > 0:41:42But give her time and she'll soon see what Derek's really like.

0:41:42 > 0:41:44And what if she don't, eh?

0:41:44 > 0:41:47Then you're just going to have to open her eyes.

0:41:47 > 0:41:49Trust me, I've been trying, but...

0:41:49 > 0:41:51But?

0:41:51 > 0:41:55Right. You don't want her to hate you for it.

0:41:57 > 0:42:01Then you're just going to have to be really, really clever about it then, aren't ya?

0:42:01 > 0:42:02SHE CHUCKLES

0:42:02 > 0:42:03- Here y'are.- Thank you.

0:42:03 > 0:42:06How comes you're not trying out for the footie, then?

0:42:06 > 0:42:08Not sure I'm going to be sticking around too long.

0:42:08 > 0:42:10I thought you had a job here.

0:42:12 > 0:42:15- Derek.- Oh, right.

0:42:18 > 0:42:20See, the thing is with Joey is he's a control freak.

0:42:20 > 0:42:23He always has to have everything his own way.

0:42:23 > 0:42:24Taste.

0:42:26 > 0:42:30That's awesome! But he'll come round. Eventually.

0:42:30 > 0:42:34Well, let's hope so, eh? But I wouldn't hold your breath.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44- Why did you sign for it? - You weren't here.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46And the bloke said you were expecting 'em.

0:42:46 > 0:42:48Well, the cars, yeah. But not...not that!

0:43:13 > 0:43:16The whiff of court. Lo. Come on, babe.

0:43:16 > 0:43:19Otherwise they're going to stop serving lunch.

0:43:19 > 0:43:20And I've gotta get back to work.

0:43:20 > 0:43:23Janine's counting on me now, ain't she?

0:43:23 > 0:43:26Hey, you hear little baby Pat's on the mend?

0:43:26 > 0:43:29Good news, innit?

0:43:29 > 0:43:34I can't believe it's only a week ago they had that big marquee up and everything in the square.

0:43:35 > 0:43:37You going like that?

0:43:39 > 0:43:41Er... Yeah. Why not?

0:43:43 > 0:43:46- Oh, I see - you ashamed to be seen out with me, is that it?- No. No.

0:43:46 > 0:43:50I just don't see why you gotta go round flaunting that. It ain't like,

0:43:50 > 0:43:52something to be proud of, is it?

0:43:59 > 0:44:02MUSIC PLAYING: "Don't You Want Me" by The Human League

0:44:21 > 0:44:26- You all right, Jean? - What you got there?- This will be my gateway to the stars.

0:44:26 > 0:44:28- If I can understand it. - Oh, very nice.

0:44:28 > 0:44:30What, new hobby, is it?

0:44:30 > 0:44:33Well, we all need something to take our mind off things.

0:44:34 > 0:44:38# We're on the march with Kathleen's army,

0:44:38 > 0:44:40# We're all going to Wem-ber-ley! #

0:44:40 > 0:44:42Wemberley!

0:44:42 > 0:44:45# And we're going to shake 'em up when we win the FA Cup

0:44:45 > 0:44:49# Cos The Queen Vic are the greatest football team. #

0:44:51 > 0:44:55- How did it go?- Just call me the hat-trick king.- He's a bit full of himself, ain't he?

0:44:55 > 0:44:58- He is tasty, though.- I bet he's no match for you warriors.

0:44:58 > 0:45:01You know what, I don't know him but I like him. I like him.

0:45:01 > 0:45:04Look at you, all out of puff.

0:45:04 > 0:45:06Yeah. You want to work on your stamina, Max.

0:45:06 > 0:45:08That's the story of his life.

0:45:08 > 0:45:12# Little donkey, little donkey... #

0:45:12 > 0:45:15Yes, all right, very funny. What's the matter with you?

0:45:15 > 0:45:17I think you might've broke it.

0:45:17 > 0:45:21Oh, Mo, it's not broken. It's just a bit of cramp. Get off, you dirty mare. Trying to cop a feel.

0:45:21 > 0:45:26What's the matter with you? And if some of us, not mentioning no names, hadn't been so selfish,

0:45:26 > 0:45:28I wouldn't have had to run around like a lunatic, would I?

0:45:28 > 0:45:33Mate, listen. What can I say? I mean, some of us are thoroughbreds.

0:45:33 > 0:45:36- And some of us are workhorses. - Yeah, yeah. Kat hasn't picked the team yet.

0:45:36 > 0:45:40And I'm sure she'll make the right decision, won't you, love of my life?

0:45:40 > 0:45:43Oh, I'm sure she will. Make sure, Kat!

0:45:43 > 0:45:47I know it's hard, but you can't keep moping about like this.

0:45:47 > 0:45:48Shirley!

0:45:48 > 0:45:50Don't you think I know that?

0:45:50 > 0:45:53D'you think I enjoy sitting at home watching daytime rubbish telly?

0:45:53 > 0:45:58You have no idea how annoying Jeremy Kyle is. I'd like to rip the weasel's head off.

0:45:58 > 0:46:03Do you think I like drinking halfway through the day listening to tragic '80s songs?

0:46:03 > 0:46:06Then let me help you.

0:46:06 > 0:46:09How? What can you do?

0:46:09 > 0:46:12Can you take the pain away?

0:46:12 > 0:46:13I dunno.

0:46:15 > 0:46:18I know you've got too much time on your hands.

0:46:18 > 0:46:20Too much time to think. And too much time to remember.

0:46:20 > 0:46:23What? What do you want me to do?

0:46:23 > 0:46:27- You want me to forget about Hev? Forget about what happened? - No. Course not. But...

0:46:27 > 0:46:28Shirl, it's time to move on.

0:46:28 > 0:46:33And Heather wouldn't want you moping about like this, would she, eh?

0:46:33 > 0:46:36I dunno, she could mope with the best of them.

0:46:40 > 0:46:43Why don't you come back here and work?

0:46:44 > 0:46:48No. I don't want to be cooped up in here.

0:46:50 > 0:46:53HE CHUCKLES

0:46:53 > 0:46:55I know just the thing.

0:46:57 > 0:46:59- What do you reckon your chances then?- I dunno.

0:46:59 > 0:47:01I was always last to get picked for sports at school.

0:47:04 > 0:47:05Come on, sweetheart!

0:47:06 > 0:47:10- Come on then, put us out of our misery!- All right. I've chose the team. So -

0:47:10 > 0:47:11in goal... Andrew.

0:47:11 > 0:47:14Just call me safe hands.

0:47:14 > 0:47:18In defence, Winston... Jay...

0:47:18 > 0:47:22- Nice one, Jay! - ..Syed and Masood.

0:47:22 > 0:47:24- They had to go back to work. - Ah, boo...

0:47:24 > 0:47:28- In midfield, Anthony...- Yes!

0:47:28 > 0:47:30- ..Fat Boy... - Yes! Just call me bouncer!

0:47:30 > 0:47:32..and the Branning boys.

0:47:32 > 0:47:34Midfield generals. Thank you.

0:47:34 > 0:47:36And up front...Tyler Moon...

0:47:36 > 0:47:39- Yes! Naturally.- ..and...

0:47:44 > 0:47:49- Alfie!- Hey, get in there! - The rest of you are on the bench.

0:47:49 > 0:47:53Kat. How come you're choosing Alfie instead of me?

0:47:53 > 0:47:55Because Alfie's a team player.

0:47:55 > 0:47:59- Come on, Raymondo. No hard feelings, it's all about age over experience. Right?- Yeah, whatever.

0:47:59 > 0:48:03And it's nice to know you'll be on the bench if I need a breather!

0:48:06 > 0:48:09- All right, Max? What can I get you? - Same again, please.

0:48:09 > 0:48:10You sure about Alfie?

0:48:10 > 0:48:13Yeah, like I said, he's a team player.

0:48:13 > 0:48:17Safety net, more like. And team players don't win matches.

0:48:17 > 0:48:19Winning is all about taking risks.

0:48:19 > 0:48:23And you'd know all about that, wouldn't you?

0:48:23 > 0:48:25Yeah, I'm a proper little thrill seeker.

0:48:26 > 0:48:28This is really good.

0:48:28 > 0:48:31You wait till you taste the trifle I've knocked up for dessert.

0:48:31 > 0:48:33Don't you mean your world famous trifle?

0:48:33 > 0:48:35THEY LAUGH

0:48:35 > 0:48:36DOORBELL RINGS

0:48:46 > 0:48:48- Hey, sis.- You came!

0:48:48 > 0:48:51Couldn't let you down, could I?

0:48:51 > 0:48:53Not too late, am I?

0:48:53 > 0:48:56No. Course you ain't. Come on. Sit down. Sit.

0:49:01 > 0:49:03There you go. You tuck into that, eh?

0:49:07 > 0:49:09This is nice, isn't it?

0:49:11 > 0:49:14- Well, I hope there's plenty more. - Why, are you hungry?

0:49:14 > 0:49:18I'm starving. I invited a few mates round for lunch.

0:49:18 > 0:49:20You don't mind, do you?

0:49:23 > 0:49:26- Joey said there was some grub going. - Go on, everyone.

0:49:26 > 0:49:29Don't be shy. There's plenty to go round.

0:49:29 > 0:49:31Help yourselves.

0:49:31 > 0:49:34Nice, mate. Cos I tell you what, I am ravenous!

0:49:37 > 0:49:39There you go, Anthony, you sit there.

0:49:39 > 0:49:42And pride of place for you, Lucy.

0:49:42 > 0:49:45Er, where can I sit, then?

0:49:45 > 0:49:48- You're family. You can stand. - Oh, charming(!)

0:49:48 > 0:49:52- Well, go on, everyone, tuck in. - This is cream of the crop, Del.

0:49:52 > 0:49:55Really? I think it's missing something. A little salt, maybe.

0:50:06 > 0:50:08Mmm. Yeah, that's much better.

0:50:08 > 0:50:10Here, Alice, you should have some more salt too.

0:50:10 > 0:50:13- I don't want any. - Hey, no need to be polite.

0:50:13 > 0:50:16All family here. There you go.

0:50:19 > 0:50:22Well, this is nice, ain't it?

0:50:28 > 0:50:32- Del, Del, Del!- Dad! No! Stop it! - You get out of this house!

0:50:32 > 0:50:35- Now! Now!- Dad!

0:50:35 > 0:50:36Alice. Meet your dad.

0:50:45 > 0:50:48- All right, birthday girl, you all set for that drink? - What - with this?

0:50:48 > 0:50:52- It didn't go well, then? - Top marks, Sherlock. Got a tag and community service.

0:50:52 > 0:50:54But you can still go for a drink, can't ya?

0:50:54 > 0:50:58- Long as I'm back in time for my curfew.- Look on the bright side.

0:50:58 > 0:51:01And what exactly is the bright side, Einstein?

0:51:01 > 0:51:05At least you didn't get sent down. And you get to keep the baby.

0:51:05 > 0:51:07Giving birth in a tag.

0:51:07 > 0:51:11Classy. Still, least it's keeping up my family's tradition, eh?

0:51:11 > 0:51:14My gran'd be well proud.

0:51:14 > 0:51:15Listen, Lola...

0:51:15 > 0:51:17That Lucy's going to pay for this.

0:51:17 > 0:51:19Lucy was wrong to grass you up, yeah. But...

0:51:19 > 0:51:21But what?

0:51:21 > 0:51:23Oh, right. So this is all my fault, is it?

0:51:23 > 0:51:26I only did this for you, Jay! So you better decide whose side you're on!

0:51:31 > 0:51:32Well, say something.

0:51:35 > 0:51:37Are you all right, darling?

0:51:37 > 0:51:39How could you do it?

0:51:39 > 0:51:44You knew how important this was to Dad. But you had to go and ruin it.

0:51:44 > 0:51:46What? I'm sorry. All right?

0:51:46 > 0:51:48But I had to show you the kind of man he really is.

0:51:48 > 0:51:50Oh yeah? And what kind of man are you, eh?

0:51:50 > 0:51:54What kind of man deliberately sabotages his own sister's happiness?

0:51:54 > 0:52:00And for what? To make some misguided point, borne out of hatred?

0:52:00 > 0:52:02He didn't do this because he loves you.

0:52:02 > 0:52:04He did this because he hates me.

0:52:04 > 0:52:08Don't listen to any of this. All this rubbish about wanting his family around him.

0:52:08 > 0:52:12He doesn't care about you! He doesn't care about any of us.

0:52:15 > 0:52:17Now come on. Let me take you home.

0:52:17 > 0:52:19This is my home now.

0:52:19 > 0:52:22And you're wrong. He DOES care about me.

0:52:22 > 0:52:24And he cares about you. You just won't let him.

0:52:24 > 0:52:26Now I want you to apologise.

0:52:26 > 0:52:28Yeah? When hell freezes over.

0:52:28 > 0:52:31Then I think you should leave.

0:52:31 > 0:52:35What?! Alice, you're making a huge mistake here.

0:52:38 > 0:52:40Fine.

0:52:40 > 0:52:43But sooner or later, she'll have her eyes opened.

0:52:48 > 0:52:50It's only a matter of time.

0:52:59 > 0:53:01- You're having a laugh, ain't ya? - No!

0:53:01 > 0:53:04It'll be great, you know - open road, fresh air...

0:53:04 > 0:53:06Stench of fried onions.

0:53:06 > 0:53:09- Come on, where's your sense of adventure?- It's a wreck!

0:53:09 > 0:53:12- You like a challenge.- Yeah, well, my life's one big challenge with you.

0:53:13 > 0:53:15So...you up for it, then?

0:53:18 > 0:53:21If it keeps you off my back.

0:53:22 > 0:53:23Right, lads.

0:53:23 > 0:53:26From this moment, I don't want you to think of me as Kat Moon,

0:53:26 > 0:53:28landlady of the Queen Vic,

0:53:28 > 0:53:29but The Guv'nor.

0:53:29 > 0:53:32You know why Sir Alex Ferguson's so successful, don't ya?

0:53:32 > 0:53:35- He ain't got a pair of these! - Derek?!

0:53:35 > 0:53:36Sorry, Derek, what was that?

0:53:36 > 0:53:40I'm just saying, can you name me any other female managers, Kat?

0:53:40 > 0:53:41Oh, right.

0:53:41 > 0:53:43Derek seems to think that me being a good looking bird

0:53:43 > 0:53:44is going to put you boys off.

0:53:44 > 0:53:47If you think you're going to struggle with that,

0:53:47 > 0:53:49I suggest you walk out that door right now.

0:53:54 > 0:53:56No? Good.

0:53:56 > 0:53:57Because, as the GUV'NOR...

0:53:57 > 0:54:00I want you to go out there and show some passion.

0:54:00 > 0:54:02Some guts.

0:54:02 > 0:54:05- And I want you to bring back the win. do you think you can do that? - Come- on,- boys!

0:54:05 > 0:54:07What was that?

0:54:07 > 0:54:12I've heard louder mosquitoes! I said, do you think you can do that?

0:54:12 > 0:54:13THEY ALL CHEER

0:54:15 > 0:54:16Like your style, Kat.

0:54:18 > 0:54:20Very nice.

0:54:20 > 0:54:21Kat.

0:54:21 > 0:54:25You know, if winning is so important to you,

0:54:25 > 0:54:27how come you're subbing your lethal weapon?

0:54:27 > 0:54:32Because it also happens to have a dangerously large ego!

0:54:32 > 0:54:34Oh-ho-ho-ho!

0:54:34 > 0:54:35Assertive women. Love 'em.

0:54:35 > 0:54:38- Mate, she kills me. - Right, the bus leaves in five.

0:54:38 > 0:54:40So make sure everyone's been to the little boys' room

0:54:40 > 0:54:41and then we'll set off.

0:54:41 > 0:54:44- That's right, boys.- Oi.- What?

0:54:44 > 0:54:47- How did I do?- Darling, I gotta say, you were fantastic.

0:54:47 > 0:54:49Seriously. And if I didn't have to get on the bus,

0:54:49 > 0:54:53- I'd sneak you upstairs right now. - Alfie Moon, hold that thought.

0:54:53 > 0:54:54OK, give me a kiss.

0:54:57 > 0:54:59Just wanted to see how you are.

0:54:59 > 0:55:02Fat. Bored. Stuck indoors.

0:55:02 > 0:55:03I love being 16.

0:55:05 > 0:55:08I tell you what, why don't I take you out for a drink?

0:55:08 > 0:55:09I thought you had football?

0:55:10 > 0:55:11Nah, I didn't get in.

0:55:11 > 0:55:15Yeah, yeah - you mean you only made the bench?

0:55:15 > 0:55:17Least you ain't in prison.

0:55:19 > 0:55:21- Come on, I've brought 'em now. - Don't want your blood gifts.

0:55:21 > 0:55:22You all right, Michael?

0:55:22 > 0:55:26- You think a few poxy shirts is going to get you back in with the family? - Let's have a look.

0:55:26 > 0:55:31- Oh, these are great. Thank you. - You're welcome.

0:55:33 > 0:55:34How's little Pat?

0:55:34 > 0:55:36Yeah, she's, you know, she's better.

0:55:36 > 0:55:39She's, she's a tenacious little thing, so...

0:55:39 > 0:55:41Had to come back and get more clothes

0:55:41 > 0:55:45cos her existing ones, they don't fit her. They're too big.

0:55:49 > 0:55:50If you need anything, yeah?

0:55:52 > 0:55:53Thank you, Kat.

0:55:55 > 0:55:56See ya.

0:55:58 > 0:55:59- Don't say it.- Well...

0:56:01 > 0:56:04- Where's Trace?- She's running late.

0:56:04 > 0:56:08- Great! She knows we've got a match and Jean's polishing her telescope! - Give it a rest!

0:56:08 > 0:56:10Here, have a look, what do you reckon?

0:56:10 > 0:56:12Yeah, add at the bottom, "Join us after to celebrate."

0:56:12 > 0:56:15- Feeling confident, ain't ya? - I am, yeah!

0:56:15 > 0:56:16Right, come on everybody, drink up!

0:56:16 > 0:56:19Let's go, we've got a football match to go to! Come on, The Vic!

0:56:19 > 0:56:22You know he's only on the bench, right?

0:56:22 > 0:56:26Well...not for long if Kat's got half a brain.

0:56:26 > 0:56:29So...what do you think?

0:56:30 > 0:56:33Funny, don't see them WAGs covered in face paints, do you?

0:56:38 > 0:56:41Grab me some baby wipes, would you, yeah?

0:56:41 > 0:56:44- Got one for me, darling? - Yep, here y'are.

0:56:44 > 0:56:47Luke, you can stand in for Jay - seeing as he can't be bothered to turn up.

0:56:47 > 0:56:48Come on, Kat, man!

0:56:48 > 0:56:51No! It's Guv'nor.

0:56:51 > 0:56:53Do you reckon there'll be scouts there today?

0:56:53 > 0:56:56Yes, heard there's a spot on the England squad going.

0:56:56 > 0:56:59- And if you play really well, you might get signed up for a- real- pub league.

0:56:59 > 0:57:01- Sweet.- Here y'are.

0:57:02 > 0:57:05Remember what I told you about looking before you kick the ball.

0:57:05 > 0:57:07How many times? I told you, I tripped on a divot.

0:57:07 > 0:57:10- What's a divock? - A DIVOCK doesn't exist -

0:57:10 > 0:57:12much like Dad's imaginary divot.

0:57:12 > 0:57:15- All right, son, don't get cocky! - Yeah, Syed, don't mock the elderly.

0:57:15 > 0:57:17- Oi.- I'm only joking, Mas!

0:57:17 > 0:57:20Anyway, Alfie's the senior citizen of this team, ain't you, darling?

0:57:20 > 0:57:22Don't listen to her, Masood. We're still in our prime.

0:57:22 > 0:57:25Come on, son, let's go. Come on the lads!

0:57:26 > 0:57:28- Hi, Alf.- All right?- All right?

0:57:28 > 0:57:30- All right?- Brought yourself to watch a girl's team, then?

0:57:30 > 0:57:33Gotta support my little brothers, ain't I?

0:57:33 > 0:57:36I been watching them since they were knee high, their little legs!

0:57:36 > 0:57:38DEREK LAUGHS

0:57:38 > 0:57:41Oi, Max Branning, what have I told you about smoking?

0:57:41 > 0:57:42All right, Miss.

0:57:42 > 0:57:46- Thought you was talking about on the pitch!- Ha-ha-ha(!) Get on the coach.

0:57:46 > 0:57:47Excuse me.

0:57:49 > 0:57:52Anthony, hope this ain't one of yours.

0:57:52 > 0:57:54Oh, all right, darling?

0:57:54 > 0:57:56Oh, do me a fav...

0:57:56 > 0:57:59- Oh, easy, easy! Easy!- Come off it!

0:57:59 > 0:58:01Oh, get in there, son!

0:58:01 > 0:58:03THEY CHEER

0:58:03 > 0:58:06Jealousy's an unattractive quality, boys.

0:58:06 > 0:58:09Hope you're going to save some of that passion

0:58:09 > 0:58:12- in the tank for me, Jack.- Always.

0:58:13 > 0:58:14That mine?

0:58:14 > 0:58:16- Oh, yeah. Here y'are.- Thank you.

0:58:16 > 0:58:18Right, come on then, driver. Let's go!

0:58:18 > 0:58:21THEY ALL CHANT

0:58:21 > 0:58:24Wait for us! Wait for us!

0:58:24 > 0:58:25Can we go home now?

0:58:27 > 0:58:29Kim don't give up that easy, you know.

0:58:30 > 0:58:32All right, come on.

0:58:45 > 0:58:47What, you just going to stand there?

0:58:49 > 0:58:50Get stuck in.

0:58:51 > 0:58:53PHIL CHUCKLES

0:59:00 > 0:59:02Dear, oh, dear.

0:59:04 > 0:59:05Boys, get those legs up!

0:59:05 > 0:59:08This is like one of them naked-in-school dreams.

0:59:11 > 0:59:13Vivienne Martinez - manager of the Old Lions.

0:59:13 > 0:59:15Kathleen Moon, Queen Victoria.

0:59:16 > 0:59:18My lot could do with a break today.

0:59:18 > 0:59:19Excuse me?

0:59:20 > 0:59:22Don't worry, I'll tell them to go easy.

0:59:22 > 0:59:25Yeah, if they want to get caught with their pants down.

0:59:28 > 0:59:33Right, lads, I want you to get out there and smash it!

0:59:33 > 0:59:35- Play dirty if necessary.- And I thought this was going to be boring!

0:59:35 > 0:59:37Go on, boys!

0:59:37 > 0:59:39Go on the boys!

0:59:39 > 0:59:41CROWD CHEERS AND SHOUTS

0:59:43 > 0:59:45One text, eh? What's so great about Costa Rica

0:59:45 > 0:59:47- that she can't spare the time for that?- I dunno, Jay.

0:59:47 > 0:59:50- Probably the hot Costa Rican boys. - You reckon?

0:59:50 > 0:59:51- Ugh!- What?

0:59:51 > 0:59:55You're supposed to be cheering me up, not the other way round!

1:00:06 > 1:00:09- What are you doing?- Keys...

1:00:09 > 1:00:12Want to add breaking and entering to your list of crimes as well?

1:00:12 > 1:00:14It's all right, I'll be at home and tucked up in bed

1:00:14 > 1:00:15by my eight o'clock curfew.

1:00:15 > 1:00:18Technically speaking, it's just entering.

1:00:24 > 1:00:26What about Shirley's Shack?

1:00:26 > 1:00:28I ain't selling cockles on the seafront.

1:00:28 > 1:00:29You got any better ideas?

1:00:29 > 1:00:32- Yeah, Beef Me Up! - PHIL LAUGHS

1:00:32 > 1:00:34What? I like it.

1:00:34 > 1:00:37What do you reckon, Ben? The name for my burger van?

1:00:37 > 1:00:40Dad, can I have a word?

1:00:51 > 1:00:52Don't you feel bad?

1:00:53 > 1:00:56It's Heather's birthday today and she ain't got a clue.

1:00:56 > 1:00:59Yeah, and have you seen her? She's smiling.

1:00:59 > 1:01:00When was the last time you saw that, eh?

1:01:00 > 1:01:03It just don't feel right, you know? Not to mark it.

1:01:03 > 1:01:05And you need to move on as well, Ben.

1:01:08 > 1:01:09I think we should tell her.

1:01:11 > 1:01:14Do you really think now is the time for honesty?

1:01:14 > 1:01:15Hmm?

1:01:15 > 1:01:17Do you?

1:01:21 > 1:01:23What was that?! What was that?!

1:01:23 > 1:01:26- That's it, I'm off!- Come on, lads!

1:01:28 > 1:01:30I've seen more passion in a retirement home!

1:01:31 > 1:01:35- Push forward!- Calm down, we're a team!- Come on then, boys! Come on!

1:01:35 > 1:01:38Jack! Jack! Whoa, whoa, whoa...!

1:01:38 > 1:01:40Hiya, you all right?

1:01:44 > 1:01:46Sorry we're late - Zainab was driving.

1:01:46 > 1:01:48Er, excuse me!

1:01:48 > 1:01:50You'd still be stuck on the Square if it wasn't for me.

1:01:50 > 1:01:51So how are we doing, babe?

1:01:51 > 1:01:54- 3-0.- Well, that's good. - To them.- What?

1:01:55 > 1:01:59'Ere, Kat, stick Ray on, man. He'll sort you out!

1:01:59 > 1:02:00She's got a point, y'know.

1:02:00 > 1:02:04- Know what I'm doing.- Listen, you got to start taking some risks.

1:02:04 > 1:02:06You ain't going to win the match by keeping your old man happy.

1:02:06 > 1:02:09Yeah? Then how come he's about to score? COME ON, ALFIE!

1:02:09 > 1:02:12Go on, Alf! Go on, Alfie!

1:02:12 > 1:02:14Come on, come on!

1:02:14 > 1:02:16Go on!

1:02:17 > 1:02:19WHISTLE BLOWS

1:02:19 > 1:02:20THEY ALL SHOUT

1:02:21 > 1:02:23We got a penalty!

1:02:23 > 1:02:25THEY ALL CHEER Yes!

1:02:25 > 1:02:28- Come on, Ty.- No, it's all right, I'll take it. I'll take it.

1:02:28 > 1:02:30No, no, Alfie, let Tyler...

1:02:30 > 1:02:34- I'll take the penalty, all right? - Sure?- Yeah, it's all right. - You sure?- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:02:34 > 1:02:37- Go on, Alfie!- Come on, Alfie! Come on!- Alfie, keep it low, yeah?

1:02:37 > 1:02:39- Come on, Alfie!- Come on!

1:02:39 > 1:02:41THEY ALL SHOUT AND CHEER

1:02:50 > 1:02:53- Oh, no!- Do me a favour!

1:02:55 > 1:02:58- Stick Ray on, man! - Chin up, Alf. Come on.

1:03:06 > 1:03:08Pint of lager, please.

1:03:08 > 1:03:09You got any ID?

1:03:10 > 1:03:12I know, shall we make some cocktails?

1:03:12 > 1:03:14Your baby don't stand a chance.

1:03:14 > 1:03:16For you, moron.

1:03:22 > 1:03:25They're making a mockery of our defence.

1:03:25 > 1:03:27Masood, Syed - wake up!

1:03:27 > 1:03:29Mid-field - keep up the good work, Jack.

1:03:31 > 1:03:33Safe hands? Yeah, right.

1:03:33 > 1:03:36If you tried to put your head in your hands, you'd miss!

1:03:36 > 1:03:39Max - plenty of teasing, not enough action. Don't hold back.

1:03:39 > 1:03:40Yes, boss.

1:03:40 > 1:03:43- Fat Boy.- Yes, your main man's right here.

1:03:43 > 1:03:45Not enough teasing. You're rushing it.

1:03:45 > 1:03:48Treat the ball like you would a woman.

1:03:48 > 1:03:49Ty? Anthony?

1:03:52 > 1:03:55Yeah, say no more. Ray, you're in.

1:03:57 > 1:03:58Come on, you lot. Huddle up.

1:03:58 > 1:04:02- Come on! We're not losers! - Come on then, boys.

1:04:02 > 1:04:03Right, what do I want to see?!

1:04:03 > 1:04:05- ALL SHOUT:- Passion!

1:04:05 > 1:04:08TEAM ALL SHOUT

1:04:10 > 1:04:12Sorry. Sorry, Alfie.

1:04:12 > 1:04:14Hey, what are you talking about? Don't be silly.

1:04:14 > 1:04:16I'm well proud of you, ain't I?

1:04:16 > 1:04:19Come on, the lads, keep your heads up, let's have it...

1:04:26 > 1:04:28Voila.

1:04:33 > 1:04:35That tastes like toilet water.

1:04:35 > 1:04:36That what you drink round yours?

1:04:36 > 1:04:38Here, wait, who am I?

1:04:38 > 1:04:40"Darlin', I made ya that cocktail,

1:04:40 > 1:04:42"so you either better drink up and pay up

1:04:42 > 1:04:45"or take your skinny little butt and get out of my pub."

1:04:45 > 1:04:46Kat?

1:04:46 > 1:04:48KEYS JINGLING

1:04:48 > 1:04:51Get out the back. Get out the back. Quick, quick!

1:04:51 > 1:04:54CROWD SHOUTING

1:05:02 > 1:05:06Go on, Ray! Go on.

1:05:06 > 1:05:10Go on! Go on!

1:05:10 > 1:05:12CROWD CHEER AND APPLAUD

1:05:19 > 1:05:21Well done, boys. Well done!

1:05:21 > 1:05:25Give me a R... R! Give me a A... A!

1:05:25 > 1:05:28- WHISTLE BLOWING - Unlucky, boys. Well played, boys.

1:05:28 > 1:05:31- Well played.- Well played.

1:05:35 > 1:05:37Almost had me worried there.

1:05:37 > 1:05:39- Congratulations.- Cheers. - Yeah, well done.

1:05:39 > 1:05:42- You want to bring the boys back to The Vic?- Thanks, might just do that.

1:05:42 > 1:05:44Lovely. Well done, Jack.

1:05:45 > 1:05:49Don't worry. We'll wipe that smile off her face next time, eh?

1:05:49 > 1:05:51First round on you then, Guv, eh?

1:05:51 > 1:05:53Yeah. THEY LAUGH

1:06:12 > 1:06:15RADIO PLAYS

1:06:23 > 1:06:25Won't budge - must be something wedged up against it!

1:06:25 > 1:06:28Cos you ain't pushing hard enough. Get out the way, gimme a go!

1:06:32 > 1:06:34So what do we do now, then?

1:06:58 > 1:07:01..like Chris Waddle, weren't it? Italia '90. Broke my heart.

1:07:01 > 1:07:03Yes, mate, yes.

1:07:03 > 1:07:05So tell us, Alfie, when you were taking aim,

1:07:05 > 1:07:06was it the goals you were lining up

1:07:06 > 1:07:08or that plane that was flying above it?

1:07:08 > 1:07:10Tell me, Jack, when you missed the open goal,

1:07:10 > 1:07:12- were you frightened you were going to mess your hair up?- Get out of it!

1:07:12 > 1:07:15Your face, though, your face, Alfie, was a picture... "Ooh!"

1:07:15 > 1:07:18Is that supposed to be me, or a dying slug,

1:07:18 > 1:07:21- or is that just your face?- No, no, this was you, Alfie... "Whey!"

1:07:21 > 1:07:24What about when you missed the open header in the second half?

1:07:24 > 1:07:27- You were like that...- Oi, don't try putting it back onto him.

1:07:27 > 1:07:30- We ain't going to let you forget this!- At least he had the guts to stand and take it.

1:07:30 > 1:07:33- I didn't see any of you lot offering. - No, I offered. I offered.- He did.

1:07:33 > 1:07:36- I'm proud of him for giving it a go. - At least his missus still loves him.

1:07:36 > 1:07:38But I bet he ain't getting any tonight!

1:07:38 > 1:07:41- He's got more chance than you, Derek!- Ahh!

1:07:41 > 1:07:43First round's on me, Trace!

1:07:43 > 1:07:44THEY ALL CHEER

1:07:44 > 1:07:47- ALL CHANT:- We love you, Kat Moon, we do.

1:07:47 > 1:07:51We love you, Kat Moon, we do. We love you, Kat Moon, we do...

1:07:51 > 1:07:55All right! Shh, calm down, let Mrs Moon talk, thank you.

1:07:55 > 1:07:58Right, your attention for a moment, please.

1:07:58 > 1:08:03Right, first off, I'd like to congratulate the Old Lions on their victory, fair and square.

1:08:03 > 1:08:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1:08:04 > 1:08:07But seeing as this is my pub,

1:08:07 > 1:08:10the man of the match award is decided by me.

1:08:10 > 1:08:13So, step up, Mr Ray Dixon!

1:08:13 > 1:08:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1:08:18 > 1:08:22Almost saved us from the jaws of defeat - next time, eh, Ray?

1:08:22 > 1:08:24OK, now that's my man, OK!

1:08:24 > 1:08:27Read and weep - he's coming home!

1:08:28 > 1:08:31- Go on, Ray.- Someone else who caught my attention on the field today -

1:08:31 > 1:08:36Legs of the Match goes to Mr Jack Branning!

1:08:36 > 1:08:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1:08:40 > 1:08:41Thank you very much.

1:08:41 > 1:08:44I just want to say a big thank you to my mother and father

1:08:44 > 1:08:46- for the lovely genes. - What, these ones?- Yeah, these ones.

1:08:46 > 1:08:49Apologies to my brothers, you know, for taking all the best bits.

1:08:49 > 1:08:52- Oi, oi, oi, shut up! - Sit down, sit down!

1:08:52 > 1:08:56But most of all, I want to thank my brilliant team for doing me so proud.

1:08:56 > 1:08:59So, kick back and have a good time!

1:08:59 > 1:09:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1:09:10 > 1:09:13- Oi, big foot, watch your legs. - All right!

1:09:15 > 1:09:18- Smells nice. - Yep, none for you, though.

1:09:18 > 1:09:20Impressive skills on the pitch today.

1:09:20 > 1:09:21You ever played professionally?

1:09:21 > 1:09:23You're kidding, right? He's ancient!

1:09:23 > 1:09:26Oi, what do you mean, "ancient"? Go and stick a tune on the jukebox.

1:09:26 > 1:09:27Go on.

1:09:30 > 1:09:33- Nah, nah, cooking's my thing. - Well, we could do with a chef too.

1:09:33 > 1:09:34Too?

1:09:35 > 1:09:38The Old Lion, Dalston...

1:09:38 > 1:09:41we're missing a good man up front.

1:09:42 > 1:09:47You know, I'm flattered, really, but...I'm happy here. Thanks.

1:09:47 > 1:09:49What a shame.

1:09:49 > 1:09:52Oi, you trying to poach my team?

1:09:52 > 1:09:54Lucky for you he's loyal.

1:10:01 > 1:10:04Glad you know which side your bread's buttered.

1:10:04 > 1:10:05Well, I'm glad you realised

1:10:05 > 1:10:08the goldmine standing right in front of you.

1:10:08 > 1:10:10Shame it took you so long.

1:10:10 > 1:10:12You might be a decent player, but if you're not playing for the team

1:10:12 > 1:10:14you might as well be scoring own goals.

1:10:14 > 1:10:16Kim might think you're God's gift

1:10:16 > 1:10:18but if you believe every word that comes out of her gob,

1:10:18 > 1:10:21you'll be falling on that handsome face of yours.

1:10:21 > 1:10:23Yeah, all right, Guv. Point taken.

1:10:25 > 1:10:26- This done, yeah?- No, no...

1:10:26 > 1:10:28Ooh!

1:10:28 > 1:10:30Quick, quick, quick - run it under cold water.

1:10:35 > 1:10:37Sorry.

1:10:38 > 1:10:39Don't be.

1:10:40 > 1:10:42I'll just take these, yeah?

1:10:56 > 1:10:58Alfie's right there, we'll just have to wait.

1:10:58 > 1:11:00What time is it? My battery's dead.

1:11:01 > 1:11:04Jay, just tell me. Jay!

1:11:05 > 1:11:0720 to eight.

1:11:07 > 1:11:09- Fantastic, just great(!) - What? This weren't my idea!

1:11:09 > 1:11:11I'm 16 - having my first baby in a prison.

1:11:11 > 1:11:14Don't be daft, I'll get you out of here. I just...

1:11:14 > 1:11:15How? We're stuck.

1:11:17 > 1:11:19I'm going to be a rubbish mum, ain't I?

1:11:19 > 1:11:21What? Where'd that come from?

1:11:23 > 1:11:25You'll be amazing, Lo.

1:11:25 > 1:11:27Why?

1:11:34 > 1:11:37Because...you're young...

1:11:37 > 1:11:40so you'll remember exactly how she's feeling...

1:11:41 > 1:11:43..you'll give her great advice...

1:11:43 > 1:11:47you're fun, so she'll never get bored...

1:11:47 > 1:11:49you're smart...

1:11:49 > 1:11:52- although you wouldn't necessarily think that now!- Shut up!

1:11:54 > 1:11:58Seriously, she's a really lucky kid.

1:12:02 > 1:12:05It's women like her who give football a bad name.

1:12:05 > 1:12:09- I bet she's too busy hitching up her wotsits to learn the offside rule. - THEY LAUGH

1:12:09 > 1:12:11Back in a bit, boys.

1:12:12 > 1:12:14Excuse me a minute.

1:12:14 > 1:12:16Haven't you got your own pub to go to?

1:12:16 > 1:12:18- Allow me.- What are you doing?

1:12:21 > 1:12:24No-one, but no-one, talks about the Guv'nor like that.

1:12:24 > 1:12:26Especially in own her pub.

1:12:26 > 1:12:28Got a soft spot, have we?

1:12:29 > 1:12:32I'll tell your team to follow ya.

1:12:33 > 1:12:36Babe, why don't you just come down?

1:12:36 > 1:12:38Yeah, course there's women down there.

1:12:38 > 1:12:39Well, Kat, Kim...

1:12:42 > 1:12:45All right, yeah, fair enough. See you at home.

1:12:45 > 1:12:48Tanya, when was the last time I ate a kebab?

1:12:48 > 1:12:49All right, I'll see you later.

1:12:51 > 1:12:53What are you doing out here?

1:12:53 > 1:12:56Not a lot. Skulking.

1:12:56 > 1:12:58What's that when it's at home?

1:12:58 > 1:13:00Bit of leaning, bit of this.

1:13:02 > 1:13:03Yeah, that's it.

1:13:08 > 1:13:12SHE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

1:13:12 > 1:13:13You're a rubbish skulker.

1:13:13 > 1:13:15Oi, you!

1:13:17 > 1:13:19So, what's wrong with my legs?

1:13:19 > 1:13:21They're just a bit, erm... SHE LAUGHS

1:13:21 > 1:13:24Careful, you got a man's ego at stake here.

1:13:24 > 1:13:25..pasty.

1:13:27 > 1:13:28Good shape, though, ain't they?

1:13:28 > 1:13:32Yeah, they're all right, I'll give you that.

1:13:33 > 1:13:36- Yours ain't bad either.- Oh, yeah?

1:13:41 > 1:13:42You finished?

1:13:44 > 1:13:46Your glass.

1:13:47 > 1:13:49Not yet.

1:13:51 > 1:13:54And for your information, I did get picked for the football team,

1:13:54 > 1:13:56I just chose to do athletics instead. I did!

1:13:56 > 1:14:00Nothing to do with the fact you were scared of the other boys towering over you?

1:14:00 > 1:14:03Being a late developer's nothing to be ashamed of, Syed.

1:14:03 > 1:14:06Yeah, well, he's certainly made up for that now.

1:14:06 > 1:14:09Kat, darling, can you change the barrel please, darling?

1:14:09 > 1:14:10Great(!)

1:14:23 > 1:14:26Let me do that for you, Kat?

1:14:28 > 1:14:30You don't like a lady getting her hands dirty?

1:14:30 > 1:14:33Well, excuse me for being the white knight.

1:14:33 > 1:14:34That Vivienne...

1:14:36 > 1:14:39..was she bad-mouthing me?

1:14:39 > 1:14:42You don't have to worry about women like that, Kat.

1:14:43 > 1:14:45She's not a patch on you.

1:14:47 > 1:14:51I ain't the kind of girl that needs a white knight...

1:14:51 > 1:14:53but thank you, Derek.

1:14:56 > 1:14:58You all right? You got my text, then? They're upstairs.

1:15:00 > 1:15:01- Derek.- Michael.

1:15:16 > 1:15:19PHONE RINGS

1:15:21 > 1:15:22Derek Branning.

1:15:23 > 1:15:26Hello, mate. How are you?

1:15:26 > 1:15:29Yeah, long time no see.

1:15:29 > 1:15:30How's tricks?

1:15:32 > 1:15:36- Just a few booties and vests. Most of it's pretty unisex.- Yeah.

1:15:39 > 1:15:41That's kind, thanks.

1:15:43 > 1:15:46Oh... They're still a bit big, though.

1:15:47 > 1:15:48Well, keep 'em.

1:15:50 > 1:15:53You'll be glad of 'em in a couple of months.

1:15:53 > 1:15:54Yeah?

1:15:59 > 1:16:02She's going to be fine, Michael.

1:16:03 > 1:16:04Thanks.

1:16:04 > 1:16:08We love you, Kat Moon, we do! We love you, Kat Moon, we do...'

1:16:08 > 1:16:10Someone's popular.

1:16:11 > 1:16:13What can I say?

1:16:14 > 1:16:17You should stick at this football lark...

1:16:17 > 1:16:18suits ya.

1:16:21 > 1:16:22- All right, Alf?- Michael.

1:16:27 > 1:16:30- Missing you down there. - Yeah, I know.

1:16:30 > 1:16:34- Got a bit of a fan club going on. - Mmm!

1:16:34 > 1:16:36Do you think this suits me, this football lark?

1:16:36 > 1:16:39Too right. Mind you, I think you look knockout in anything

1:16:39 > 1:16:41so it don't matter, does it?

1:16:43 > 1:16:46Haven't really spent much time together, have we, since I been back?

1:16:49 > 1:16:51I know...

1:16:52 > 1:16:54..you're right...

1:16:55 > 1:16:56Am I?

1:16:57 > 1:16:59Yeah, course you're right.

1:16:59 > 1:17:02And listen, I know, sweetheart, hands up, it's all my fault.

1:17:02 > 1:17:07And look, listen, you know, what with the Vic, Tommy and Shenice...

1:17:07 > 1:17:09- Mo, Jean...- There you go, Mo and Jean, you know.

1:17:09 > 1:17:13But, hey, hands up, Scout's honour -

1:17:13 > 1:17:16- Tomorrow.- Tomorrow.

1:17:16 > 1:17:18Tomorrow. Come here, you - mwah!

1:17:18 > 1:17:22Hear that? "We love you, Kat Moon, we do."

1:17:25 > 1:17:26(Oi, Alfie, don't wake Tommy!)

1:17:31 > 1:17:33- CUSTOMERS CHANTING: - Queen Vic till I die!

1:17:33 > 1:17:36I'm Queen Vic till I die

1:17:36 > 1:17:40I know I am, I'm sure I am I'm Queen Vic till I die...

1:17:42 > 1:17:43Come on. Come on.

1:18:04 > 1:18:06Hey!

1:18:06 > 1:18:11We love you, Kat Moon, we do! We love you, Kat Moon, we do...

1:18:28 > 1:18:30You coming in or what?

1:18:39 > 1:18:42- SHOUTS:- You have got ten seconds to get in here now!

1:18:42 > 1:18:45Five...four...three...two...

1:18:45 > 1:18:46One!

1:18:54 > 1:18:55What?

1:18:57 > 1:18:58Lola!

1:19:02 > 1:19:05SHE PANTS

1:19:26 > 1:19:29..he was flapping like an absolute...

1:19:33 > 1:19:39- ALL:- We love you, Kat Moon, we do We love you Kat Moon, we do

1:19:39 > 1:19:41We love you Kat Moon, we do.

1:19:41 > 1:19:45Oh, Kat Moon, we love you.

1:19:45 > 1:19:47THEY ALL LAUGH AND CHEER

1:19:55 > 1:19:58It's second-hand, what do you expect?

1:19:58 > 1:20:00Second-hand stuff always smells.

1:20:00 > 1:20:03Stinks more like. No wonder no-one's buying anything.

1:20:03 > 1:20:04I know.

1:20:04 > 1:20:07Had Head Office on the phone to me yesterday

1:20:07 > 1:20:09wanting to know why it was so quiet.

1:20:09 > 1:20:12People ain't got any money to spend, that's why.

1:20:12 > 1:20:13Who wants to spend it on tat?

1:20:13 > 1:20:14What do you know?

1:20:17 > 1:20:21Maybe I should put some more stuff outside.

1:20:21 > 1:20:24Or I could change the window display.

1:20:24 > 1:20:28Take some old rubbish out and put some new rubbish in its place.

1:20:28 > 1:20:29Genius.

1:21:01 > 1:21:02DOOR SLAMS

1:21:04 > 1:21:05ALFIE GROANS

1:21:07 > 1:21:09I know. I know, don't say it, all right?

1:21:09 > 1:21:10HE GROANS

1:21:10 > 1:21:15And before you ask, the answer is yes, all right?

1:21:18 > 1:21:20I do feel as bad as I look.

1:21:20 > 1:21:22HE GASPS

1:21:30 > 1:21:35Come on, Kat, don't give me the silent treatment.

1:21:35 > 1:21:37What? You never done something you shouldn't?

1:21:43 > 1:21:44Kat?

1:21:56 > 1:22:00All right boys? A touch, touch, a touch from me.

1:22:05 > 1:22:08And I'll have some of them seltzers as well please, Dee.

1:22:08 > 1:22:11I've got a mouth like a bus driver's...glove.

1:22:17 > 1:22:21All right, Jack? How's your legs this morning?

1:22:21 > 1:22:24- Ruined. You?- Sore. Not as sore as me head though.

1:22:36 > 1:22:39It's the worst thing about the morning after, innit?

1:22:40 > 1:22:43The blanks.

1:22:43 > 1:22:45You wake up and you say to yourself,

1:22:45 > 1:22:50"I know I done something last night, but I can't remember what it was."

1:22:58 > 1:22:59Yeah, yeah, I know, mate.

1:22:59 > 1:23:03Hold on a sec, she's here right now. Hold on, stay there.

1:23:03 > 1:23:07Bloke about the pub football team. Entry forms and stuff?

1:23:08 > 1:23:10No, not now.

1:23:15 > 1:23:18Listen, mate, can she ring you a bit later on, is that all right?

1:23:18 > 1:23:20Yeah, all right. Cheers, mate. Bye.

1:23:32 > 1:23:35PHONE RINGS

1:23:56 > 1:23:58- You going somewhere?- To see Lola.

1:23:58 > 1:23:59Not today, you're not.

1:24:01 > 1:24:03D'you want help down the Arches?

1:24:03 > 1:24:06No. You're going to help Shirley out. First run of the burger van.

1:24:06 > 1:24:08You up for that?

1:24:08 > 1:24:11Yeah, I just asked him, he said he'd love to. Didn't you, Ben?

1:24:11 > 1:24:13Course.

1:24:14 > 1:24:16Can I just get a coffee.

1:24:21 > 1:24:23Still here then?

1:24:25 > 1:24:27Not for much longer.

1:24:27 > 1:24:28Oh?

1:24:29 > 1:24:33Mission accomplished. Any day now.

1:24:40 > 1:24:43I think that girl's got a bit of a thing for you.

1:24:43 > 1:24:46What, don't tell me you haven't noticed?

1:24:46 > 1:24:47And what business is it of yours?

1:24:47 > 1:24:49I'm your dad.

1:24:50 > 1:24:53Can I sue? Trade Descriptions Act or something?

1:24:53 > 1:24:58Like I keep telling you, we're more alike than you think.

1:24:58 > 1:25:00Yeah, right-o, Derek. In your dreams.

1:25:00 > 1:25:02My nightmares.

1:25:02 > 1:25:03Good looks.

1:25:03 > 1:25:07I take after Mum, everyone's always said it.

1:25:07 > 1:25:09Answer for everything.

1:25:09 > 1:25:10Leave me alone, will you?

1:25:10 > 1:25:12- Bit of a temper.- Please?

1:25:12 > 1:25:14Quick on the uptake.

1:25:15 > 1:25:19I'll even throw in a little bit of crafty as well.

1:25:19 > 1:25:22And we're both in the doghouse with Alice.

1:25:22 > 1:25:24Like I said. Loads.

1:25:27 > 1:25:29- So you up for it then?- Well, yeah.

1:25:29 > 1:25:32You're up for it, ain't you, Max? Pub league?

1:25:32 > 1:25:36- Come on then.- You going for that, then?- You all right, Mike?

1:25:36 > 1:25:39Cos I can hook you up with the proper gear. Shirts, all that.

1:25:39 > 1:25:41HE SIGHS

1:25:45 > 1:25:47Yeah, I know Ray's up for it an' all.

1:25:47 > 1:25:50Yeah, well he would be, wouldn't he.

1:25:50 > 1:25:53- Cock of the walk ain't he, that one? - And Kat must be up for it.

1:25:53 > 1:25:55Yeah, she had a good time, didn't she?

1:25:55 > 1:25:59- So what's the problem? - Yeah, it'll be fine.

1:25:59 > 1:26:00This is the economy pack.

1:26:00 > 1:26:03Yeah, well, think of the mark up we're going to make.

1:26:03 > 1:26:05- They're frozen. - Then we'll defrost them.

1:26:05 > 1:26:06It'll take all day.

1:26:06 > 1:26:0920 minutes max. We can use that blowtorch down the Arches.

1:26:09 > 1:26:10Shirl!

1:26:10 > 1:26:13Or we can just stick 'em in the microwave. Cheers.

1:26:13 > 1:26:17No. Stack those over by the magazines there, will you?

1:26:17 > 1:26:20Actually, I think they work better by the till.

1:26:20 > 1:26:23Yes, well, yeah. That is a good idea.

1:26:23 > 1:26:26This bag gets heavier every day.

1:26:26 > 1:26:31However, my idea is just better. So, over by the magazines?

1:26:31 > 1:26:35Anytime in the next, you know, 24 hours if that'll do you.

1:26:35 > 1:26:37Oh, it's from Head Office.

1:26:37 > 1:26:40Oh, my goodness, it must be the results.

1:26:40 > 1:26:43The Best Minute Mart in East London.

1:26:43 > 1:26:45And there's none better, I've visited them all.

1:26:45 > 1:26:48We come out best on customer choice, customer service,

1:26:48 > 1:26:50on ambience, on convenience.

1:26:50 > 1:26:53Best see what the Head Office thinks, eh?

1:26:56 > 1:27:00Oh, d'you know, this is ridiculous, I'm actually quite nervous, here.

1:27:00 > 1:27:03I think you'll find I'm the one who's supposed to be nervous.

1:27:03 > 1:27:04Meaning?

1:27:04 > 1:27:06Shall I?

1:27:15 > 1:27:17Well?

1:27:17 > 1:27:19Oh.

1:27:19 > 1:27:21Mas, is this some sort of a wind up or...

1:27:21 > 1:27:25No, I'm sorry, Denise, it says it here in black and white.

1:27:25 > 1:27:29You're not the best Minute Mart in East London.

1:27:31 > 1:27:34You're the best in the South and the East.

1:27:36 > 1:27:38That's amazing!

1:27:38 > 1:27:40Show me.

1:27:42 > 1:27:45Look after them, all right. Take care of them. Have a lovely day.

1:27:45 > 1:27:47Bye.

1:27:51 > 1:27:52Looking for something special?

1:27:52 > 1:27:55- Present for my Dad, it's his birthday.- Oh.

1:27:55 > 1:27:59I was thinking something for his flat.

1:27:59 > 1:28:00That's nice.

1:28:00 > 1:28:02It looks nice. It's not...

1:28:02 > 1:28:04What?

1:28:04 > 1:28:09You hear such stories - markets, second-hand places...

1:28:09 > 1:28:10Is it knocked-off in other words?

1:28:10 > 1:28:14I didn't say that. But seeing as you said it.

1:28:14 > 1:28:16That is a 100% kosher and above board.

1:28:16 > 1:28:19It's a much-prized possession from a loving home.

1:28:19 > 1:28:21How did it end up here then?

1:28:21 > 1:28:23You really are the careful type, aren't you?

1:28:23 > 1:28:27It's former owner has no use for it any more.

1:28:27 > 1:28:28Because?

1:28:28 > 1:28:31Because he's kind of former all the way around.

1:28:31 > 1:28:35- He's dead?- Well, I hope so for his sake, he was cremated yesterday.

1:28:35 > 1:28:37So you knew him then?

1:28:37 > 1:28:41I knew someone who knew him, put it that way.

1:28:41 > 1:28:45So, the vase? What you saying?

1:28:45 > 1:28:47I'll think about it.

1:28:54 > 1:28:56All right? Takeaway coffee please.

1:28:56 > 1:28:59Michael. How's Janine?

1:28:59 > 1:29:02She's better, thank you. And the baby's better as well.

1:29:02 > 1:29:04Cheers.

1:29:05 > 1:29:09How's my kid doing, Michael? Settling in OK, is he?

1:29:09 > 1:29:10Yeah.

1:29:10 > 1:29:12He's a good kid. Bit messed up.

1:29:12 > 1:29:15But then, you'd understand that.

1:29:15 > 1:29:17Treat him well, yeah?

1:29:17 > 1:29:20Me and Joey, we haven't always seen eye-to-eye,

1:29:20 > 1:29:23but he's my son after all.

1:29:24 > 1:29:27THEY GIGGLE EXCITEDLY

1:29:27 > 1:29:30Cake, please and lots of it.

1:29:30 > 1:29:31Celebrating?

1:29:31 > 1:29:33Oh, yes, and why shouldn't we?

1:29:33 > 1:29:36We already know that we are the best Minute Mart in East...

1:29:36 > 1:29:39- And South.- ..And South London. And Head Office agrees.

1:29:39 > 1:29:41Wow. Have it on me then.

1:29:41 > 1:29:43Oh, thank you.

1:29:43 > 1:29:46You know, I knew all my hard work would pay off.

1:29:46 > 1:29:49So what do you think my prize will be, huh?

1:29:49 > 1:29:53Do you think like a little mini holiday or maybe some paid leave?

1:29:53 > 1:29:55I could really do with that,

1:29:55 > 1:29:57after the extra hours that I have put in.

1:29:57 > 1:29:59You know, I've put in a fair few hours myself.

1:29:59 > 1:30:04Behind that till day in, day out, night in and night out.

1:30:04 > 1:30:07- We don't even open during the night. - No. Evenings.

1:30:07 > 1:30:10Anyway, I've always believed it is the quality

1:30:10 > 1:30:12of the contribution that counts.

1:30:12 > 1:30:17Look, this prize, yeah, whatever it is, maybe we can share it.

1:30:17 > 1:30:19SHE LAUGHS

1:30:19 > 1:30:22Now why would I want to share something that is rightfully mine?

1:30:22 > 1:30:25And that too with someone who didn't do anything to earn it?

1:30:25 > 1:30:27No. It's been decided. I'm keeping that prize.

1:30:27 > 1:30:29I insist on it.

1:30:29 > 1:30:30Oh, do you?

1:30:30 > 1:30:34There you are, my dear.

1:30:34 > 1:30:36Thank you, Patrick, but I think I'd choke on it.

1:30:39 > 1:30:42Zainab, I'm really worried about this.

1:30:42 > 1:30:44Relax. It's working beautifully.

1:30:53 > 1:30:56Kat. Walford's finest.

1:30:56 > 1:30:59Guaranteed to work every time.

1:31:01 > 1:31:03Well, almost every time.

1:31:03 > 1:31:06They're lovely.

1:31:06 > 1:31:10Listen, Kat, you ain't got the hump with me any more, have you?

1:31:10 > 1:31:13I never had. Come here.

1:31:15 > 1:31:17If I'd know you were going to be like this,

1:31:17 > 1:31:19I'd have saved myself a few quid.

1:31:19 > 1:31:22I'm joking. Listen, sweetheart, the organiser's been on the phone again.

1:31:22 > 1:31:25Let me finish, he's been bending my ear, cos all the lads,

1:31:25 > 1:31:27they want to play football, Jack, Max, Ray.

1:31:27 > 1:31:29And Derek, he's been driving me nuts,

1:31:29 > 1:31:32talking about opening up a book or something.

1:31:32 > 1:31:36Come on ,sweetheart, you loved it like the rest of us.

1:31:36 > 1:31:38All right, I messed up a little bit.

1:31:38 > 1:31:41Yeah, but doing it regular, in a league though,

1:31:41 > 1:31:44it's a lot of hard work.

1:31:44 > 1:31:46Yeah, yeah, I know, granted. It's worth a try, yeah?

1:31:46 > 1:31:49It's easy for you to say, sparked out flat on your face.

1:31:49 > 1:31:52I don't understand, you were up for it yesterday, you've gone full circle.

1:31:52 > 1:31:54That's when I thought it was a one-off.

1:31:54 > 1:31:56But we've got this pub to run, and Tommy to look after.

1:31:56 > 1:31:59I know, just think about it, the roar of the crowd.

1:31:59 > 1:32:00One man and his dog more like.

1:32:00 > 1:32:03The last-minute corner, injury-time header,

1:32:03 > 1:32:05the pleasure, the pain, the ecstasy.

1:32:05 > 1:32:08- I just don't feel easy about it. - What do you mean, easy? I don't...

1:32:08 > 1:32:09I can't explain it, I just don't.

1:32:22 > 1:32:24PHONE RINGS

1:32:33 > 1:32:38Look, stop phoning me, all right? I don't want to know.

1:33:02 > 1:33:04All right, superstar? Happy Birthday, mate.

1:33:04 > 1:33:07I thought they'd have given you the afternoon off, but work is work.

1:33:07 > 1:33:09Nah, it's not my birthday for another six months.

1:33:09 > 1:33:12What made you think it was?

1:33:17 > 1:33:19Mr Coker?

1:33:19 > 1:33:20The very same.

1:33:20 > 1:33:23I wonder if I might have a little word?

1:33:23 > 1:33:24Regarding?

1:33:24 > 1:33:26Well, business.

1:33:27 > 1:33:32My sincere condolences, my dear, dear lady.

1:33:32 > 1:33:35If you'll just give me a moment, we'll go back to my office.

1:33:35 > 1:33:37Not that kind of business.

1:33:50 > 1:33:54Here, darlin'. Want to see where I live?

1:33:54 > 1:33:57I want to know WHY you live.

1:34:02 > 1:34:06Right, come on. Let's see how you flip it.

1:34:07 > 1:34:09How?

1:34:09 > 1:34:12Well, stick that thing underneath and flick it.

1:34:12 > 1:34:13Right, ready.

1:34:15 > 1:34:18Never mind about that one, the local dog'll have it later.

1:34:18 > 1:34:22Right, give it here. Now watch how the master does it.

1:34:30 > 1:34:34Lucy, it's a bit early for clubbing, innit.

1:34:34 > 1:34:39Oh, no, I just took some stuff to the charity shop.

1:34:39 > 1:34:41Oh, I see.

1:34:43 > 1:34:45- I'm not a stalker.- Yet.

1:34:45 > 1:34:47Hey, darlin'...

1:34:48 > 1:34:52I got this beautiful penthouse, river views, the lot.

1:34:52 > 1:34:54Sorry, and this is who?

1:34:54 > 1:34:56The Missing Link.

1:34:56 > 1:34:59You would look so good on my wrap-around balcony.

1:34:59 > 1:35:04Right, why don't you go to some dark place and...

1:35:04 > 1:35:06carry on evolving?

1:35:13 > 1:35:17All right. Not being taken for a mug, am I?

1:35:17 > 1:35:19Meaning?

1:35:19 > 1:35:21Meaning why's your old man so concerned about you all of a sudden?

1:35:21 > 1:35:24- It's got nothing to do with me. - I thought you didn't get on.

1:35:24 > 1:35:26- We don't.- That's the main reason I took you on.

1:35:26 > 1:35:29- So what you trying to say? I'm a liar?- Are you?

1:35:29 > 1:35:30You want to watch your mouth.

1:35:30 > 1:35:34Oh, dear. You're beginning to sound like him as well.

1:35:34 > 1:35:35Hope I haven't made a mistake.

1:35:40 > 1:35:42Stop fussing, Masood.

1:35:42 > 1:35:44I can't help it, it's completely against all the rules.

1:35:44 > 1:35:47- Who's going to know?- The envelope was addressed to Denise.- So?

1:35:47 > 1:35:48- PHONE RINGS - Kamil!

1:35:48 > 1:35:51If she ever finds out you've already read it...

1:35:51 > 1:35:53- How will she know? I'm won't tell her.- Hello.

1:35:53 > 1:35:56- And if you tell her, I will kill you. - It's Kamil.

1:35:56 > 1:35:58Give me the phone.

1:35:58 > 1:35:59Hello?

1:36:01 > 1:36:02Who was it, Kamil?

1:36:02 > 1:36:03A man.

1:36:03 > 1:36:06Hmm. Look, I'm going to burn this, right now.

1:36:06 > 1:36:09Yeah, you do whatever you want, just stop fussing, Masood.

1:36:09 > 1:36:11- If Denise ever comes here.- Whatever.

1:36:20 > 1:36:23Shirl, we've got customers,

1:36:23 > 1:36:25Right.

1:36:27 > 1:36:29You try one, make sure they're all right

1:36:29 > 1:36:32- and then I can start serving. - Why don't you?

1:36:32 > 1:36:35What's the problem? That dog didn't keel over, did it?

1:36:35 > 1:36:38All right, here you are. We'll do it together, yeah?

1:36:40 > 1:36:43After three.

1:36:43 > 1:36:46One, two, three.

1:36:49 > 1:36:51- Shirl!- Well, what's it like?

1:36:53 > 1:36:55It's OK.

1:36:55 > 1:36:56What, really?

1:36:56 > 1:36:59Yeah. It's all right.

1:37:01 > 1:37:02Right, what can I get you?

1:37:02 > 1:37:05I'll have a burger and chips please.

1:37:05 > 1:37:07- You know, talk about pigheaded, - Calm down now, man.

1:37:07 > 1:37:09- Obstinate, stubborn. - I don't see the problem.

1:37:09 > 1:37:12She thinks this is a one-woman show you see, that's the problem.

1:37:12 > 1:37:15She can't think that. I mean, both of you work here.

1:37:15 > 1:37:17Yes. I've worked here longer though.

1:37:17 > 1:37:19Yes, but what I'm trying to...

1:37:19 > 1:37:20And I am actually the boss.

1:37:20 > 1:37:23I see, so if this is a one-woman-show,

1:37:23 > 1:37:26then you are that woman, right?

1:37:29 > 1:37:33Oh, I didn't actually say that. Not in so many words.

1:37:33 > 1:37:34Sounded like it to me.

1:37:34 > 1:37:36Well, however it sounds to an employee, it is actually

1:37:36 > 1:37:40the manageress who's going to be claiming the prize, so...

1:37:40 > 1:37:42What, so I get nothing? For all my hard work?

1:37:42 > 1:37:48Made even harder by my manageress's underhanded trick with the Inspector.

1:37:48 > 1:37:51No, in recognition of your efforts...

1:37:51 > 1:37:55Which were prolonged and strenuous, I am so exhausted.

1:37:55 > 1:37:58Yes, yes, yes, OK, OK! So we can look into a little bit

1:37:58 > 1:38:00of that time off that you was after.

1:38:00 > 1:38:01A bit?

1:38:01 > 1:38:03OK, then, maybe a few days,

1:38:06 > 1:38:07Alfie, what's all this?

1:38:07 > 1:38:09It's a surprise, all right, a surprise.

1:38:09 > 1:38:11Oh! That honks!

1:38:11 > 1:38:14Stinks a bit, don't it? Here we go, look.

1:38:17 > 1:38:18I've hung up my boots, ain't I.

1:38:18 > 1:38:21Well, no, I've actually burnt 'em, to be honest with you.

1:38:21 > 1:38:23Oh, it stinks.

1:38:23 > 1:38:26Kat, come on, sweetheart. I'm not stupid, all right?

1:38:26 > 1:38:29I know it's not been easy for you to have to put me in the team

1:38:29 > 1:38:32when you've got much better players who want to play the game.

1:38:32 > 1:38:35And I know it wasn't easy for you to take me off like that, all right?

1:38:35 > 1:38:42Oh, and I'm sorry about last night, my head's still buzzing a bit.

1:38:42 > 1:38:46So, basically, I am retiring, OK.

1:38:46 > 1:38:50From now on, me and you are going to manage the team together.

1:38:50 > 1:38:54Look what I've done. Sort it out. We've got a game next Wednesday.

1:38:54 > 1:38:57So it's not going to be about me or you, it's going to be about us.

1:38:57 > 1:39:00Us, and the Vic, eh. Come on, you.

1:39:03 > 1:39:06You've got a cosy little number going, ain't you?

1:39:06 > 1:39:10You tell the grieving relative you'll clear the house.

1:39:10 > 1:39:14Now, I don't believe that's in your remit. But never mind.

1:39:14 > 1:39:17Top rates, all that old toffee.

1:39:17 > 1:39:20- Which isn't exactly illegal. - It's a bit unethical though.

1:39:20 > 1:39:25Then you get a fair old kick-back passing the stock on

1:39:25 > 1:39:28to the Moon boys. Very dodgy Moon boys, at that.

1:39:28 > 1:39:32Stock that might find its way into a charity shop instead.

1:39:32 > 1:39:35Just imagine if word got out.

1:39:35 > 1:39:37There's no reason for it to get out.

1:39:37 > 1:39:42If you cut us into the same sort of deal.

1:39:42 > 1:39:45Say, one house to the Moons and the next to us?

1:39:45 > 1:39:47She's not as green as she's cabbage-looking, is she?

1:39:47 > 1:39:49Is that a compliment?

1:39:49 > 1:39:52Most definitely a compliment, darling.

1:39:58 > 1:40:00Your very last chance.

1:40:00 > 1:40:03A taste of paradise. Think about it.

1:40:05 > 1:40:06What a waste.

1:40:06 > 1:40:08Of a life.

1:40:08 > 1:40:10I was trying to be friendly.

1:40:10 > 1:40:11Oi, what are you doing! Hey!

1:40:11 > 1:40:12It's OK, Joey.

1:40:14 > 1:40:16I said, what are you doing?

1:40:16 > 1:40:18I can deal with this.

1:40:21 > 1:40:24All right, man. All right.

1:40:37 > 1:40:42The sweet smell of success. Is there anything more intoxicating?

1:40:44 > 1:40:46Jed Quinn. Brand Agent.

1:40:46 > 1:40:48You got my letter about the competition?

1:40:48 > 1:40:50- Oh.- Yes. Yes.

1:40:50 > 1:40:52- Hug.- Huh?

1:40:52 > 1:40:55- Group hug. Don't mind, do you?- Eh...

1:40:55 > 1:40:56For the staff magazine?

1:40:56 > 1:40:59Action shot, you know, the moment you received the good news

1:40:59 > 1:41:01and all that, I know it's a bit pony.

1:41:01 > 1:41:02No, no, no, I don't mind.

1:41:05 > 1:41:07And now one of the two lovely ladies.

1:41:07 > 1:41:09Yes.

1:41:11 > 1:41:13And now, your prize.

1:41:13 > 1:41:14I mean, Denise's prize.

1:41:14 > 1:41:17- You sure?- Yes, I insist.

1:41:17 > 1:41:18So would I.

1:41:18 > 1:41:20Why, what is it?

1:41:20 > 1:41:23- It was in with the letter. - No, it weren't.- No.

1:41:27 > 1:41:29Couldn't exactly have missed it.

1:41:29 > 1:41:31Brand Event of the year.

1:41:31 > 1:41:33Oh, my goodness! I would love that!

1:41:33 > 1:41:35We'd get to see all the new lines being launched.

1:41:35 > 1:41:37You know, laundry powder, dog food.

1:41:37 > 1:41:38Did you know about this?

1:41:38 > 1:41:40How could I?

1:41:40 > 1:41:42Well, there's no need to miss out.

1:41:42 > 1:41:44The prize is open for all employees.

1:41:44 > 1:41:47Look, says so here, in the small print, everyone can come along.

1:41:47 > 1:41:49It's OK, my reward's been sorted here.

1:41:49 > 1:41:50No, no, no.

1:41:50 > 1:41:54That's only cos we didn't know that it was for all of us, you see.

1:41:54 > 1:41:56And we do now.

1:42:05 > 1:42:10He was just a pathetic drunk. And Lucy's no helpless child either.

1:42:10 > 1:42:13Hope you're not some kind of Trojan Horse.

1:42:13 > 1:42:15You what?

1:42:15 > 1:42:19Sent in by your dad. To bring us all down.

1:42:28 > 1:42:30Cor.

1:42:30 > 1:42:32Yeah, all right, so we stink a bit.

1:42:32 > 1:42:34A bit? Mustard, ketchup, onions.

1:42:34 > 1:42:36Shame everything's so horrible.

1:42:36 > 1:42:38Since we kept a couple of burgers for you.

1:42:38 > 1:42:40But as everything stinks so bad.

1:42:40 > 1:42:44All right, come on, hand 'em over. Where are they?

1:42:44 > 1:42:48No, you're right, we do have a whiff of abattoir about us.

1:42:48 > 1:42:49So, went well then?

1:42:49 > 1:42:52- Yeah, really well.- I'll put this in the washing machine.

1:43:10 > 1:43:13I've got a bone to pick with you.

1:43:15 > 1:43:18- OK, all right, I'm sorry, all right. - In here.

1:43:18 > 1:43:20I've already had my ear bent by Michael.

1:43:20 > 1:43:23Look, I don't need you riding to my rescue.

1:43:23 > 1:43:25Come on.

1:43:26 > 1:43:29OK, OK.

1:43:41 > 1:43:43We're sorry OK.

1:43:43 > 1:43:44What were you going to do with this?

1:43:44 > 1:43:47I was going to stick it on her grave.

1:43:47 > 1:43:49I know it sounds stupid.

1:43:49 > 1:43:52No, it don't. At least somebody remembered her on her birthday.

1:43:52 > 1:43:55- Shirley... - Why didn't you tell me?

1:43:55 > 1:43:58Why is your name the only one on the card? Why isn't it from all of us?

1:43:58 > 1:44:00- I don't know! - When were you going to do it?

1:44:00 > 1:44:02What difference does it make?

1:44:02 > 1:44:04Yesterday? Today?

1:44:04 > 1:44:05Yeah, I suppose so.

1:44:05 > 1:44:09Oh, what? And then you decided to come with me instead?

1:44:09 > 1:44:11You were going to do something really nice.

1:44:11 > 1:44:13Something really thoughtful.

1:44:13 > 1:44:16And then you thought, "Nah, I'd rather be flipping burgers."

1:44:17 > 1:44:20I just thought it'd be a better way of remembering her.

1:44:21 > 1:44:22What?

1:44:24 > 1:44:26You know, having fun.

1:44:31 > 1:44:34Like I was saying...I had it covered.

1:44:34 > 1:44:37Going to pull out some killer moves were you?

1:44:37 > 1:44:40Yup. Then you stormed in uninvited

1:44:40 > 1:44:43and I didn't have chance to show them off...

1:44:43 > 1:44:45Not yet, anyway.

1:44:45 > 1:44:47I was just looking out for you.

1:44:47 > 1:44:48No need.

1:44:50 > 1:44:52But seeing as you did...

1:44:58 > 1:45:00What's that for?

1:45:00 > 1:45:03Thank you. Again.

1:45:11 > 1:45:14And that was for?

1:45:14 > 1:45:17That's me saying sorry.

1:45:17 > 1:45:18Again.

1:45:26 > 1:45:27And that was for?

1:45:28 > 1:45:31Do you really need to ask?

1:45:33 > 1:45:35I'm bad news, Luce.

1:45:36 > 1:45:38You don't look too bad to me.

1:45:38 > 1:45:40Terrible liar.

1:45:40 > 1:45:42I'm shocked.

1:45:42 > 1:45:44Don't say I didn't warn you.

1:45:48 > 1:45:49Kat, come and see this.

1:45:49 > 1:45:52One of the lads in the market taped the football

1:45:52 > 1:45:54and he's just burnt it to DVD.

1:45:54 > 1:45:55Alfie!

1:45:55 > 1:45:56PHONE RINGS

1:45:56 > 1:45:58Phone centre have been hassling me all day.

1:45:58 > 1:46:02- It's all right, I'll talk to them if you want.- No. Ignore 'em. I am.

1:46:02 > 1:46:04Hello. Go on, go through.

1:46:05 > 1:46:08Yeah, all right, hold on. Kat.

1:46:08 > 1:46:10Apparently it's your favourite feller.

1:46:10 > 1:46:11Yeah, in his dreams. Quick.

1:46:11 > 1:46:14Right, hold on, I'm coming.

1:46:14 > 1:46:15Go on, Queen Vic!

1:46:15 > 1:46:17Hello?

1:46:17 > 1:46:21Now what? Of course I can't.

1:46:21 > 1:46:23No, not even for a drink.

1:46:24 > 1:46:27Well, you can wait all you like, cos I'm not going to call you back,

1:46:27 > 1:46:29and listen to me, don't you ever, ever,

1:46:29 > 1:46:32pull a stroke like that on Alfie again. Do you hear me?

1:46:37 > 1:46:38TEXT MESSAGE ALERT

1:46:51 > 1:46:53MUSIC POUNDS FROM UPSTAIRS

1:46:57 > 1:46:59MUSIC GETS LOUDER

1:47:07 > 1:47:08It's OK.

1:47:10 > 1:47:12It's all right, Pat.

1:47:15 > 1:47:16Pat.

1:47:19 > 1:47:22Patsy... Little Patsy.

1:47:34 > 1:47:37Kat says there's no way she can come down.

1:47:37 > 1:47:40Trust. That is what the football team is all about. It's all about trust.

1:47:40 > 1:47:43Yes, well, she thinks it's a migraine.

1:47:48 > 1:47:50I mean, take Ray. He's a lovely bloke and all that -

1:47:50 > 1:47:54muscles and he's well fit, but he's not a team player.

1:47:54 > 1:47:59- I mean, the game the other day, right, he saw a chance and he got lucky, didn't he?- Yeah, he did...

1:47:59 > 1:48:01Now, you want to create the ultimate football team.

1:48:01 > 1:48:05- It's got to be about the bonding. I may have hung up my football boots...- Burnt them.

1:48:05 > 1:48:08- Kat said you actually burnt them. - Yeah, all right.

1:48:08 > 1:48:11But that was just office... official managerial thinking, darling.

1:48:11 > 1:48:16Well, it's good, Alfie. Because a proper kit and a free burger will make up for that goal you missed

1:48:16 > 1:48:19and the team losing their first ever match, won't it?

1:48:19 > 1:48:21Yeah, well remembered, sweetheart. Thanks for that(!)

1:48:21 > 1:48:25Alfie. All right? Football kit.

1:48:25 > 1:48:28Proper kosher football kit.

1:48:28 > 1:48:31No expense spared. You can thank me later. Go on, have a look.

1:48:31 > 1:48:32Have a look.

1:48:41 > 1:48:44She's changed her... She's changed her mind. MUSIC POUNDS

1:48:44 > 1:48:47I spent the whole afternoon sorting it.

1:48:47 > 1:48:48Well, now she don't want it.

1:48:48 > 1:48:51Shirley! Have you scrapped the new van?

1:48:51 > 1:48:53Shirley!

1:48:53 > 1:48:55What?

1:48:56 > 1:49:00I'm gonna sell it, Phil. I haven't completely lost the plot.

1:49:08 > 1:49:12And then you do a little skippedy... Hey, what you watching?

1:49:13 > 1:49:16No, no, don't look at them. Don't look at them.

1:49:18 > 1:49:22- No, I don't understand what you're saying.- No.

1:49:22 > 1:49:24What?

1:49:24 > 1:49:27I don't know, just go home! It's only a fund-raising barbecue.

1:49:28 > 1:49:30Well, I do.

1:49:30 > 1:49:33I feel guilty for what I've done.

1:49:35 > 1:49:39And what sort of man sleeps with the landlord's wife?

1:49:45 > 1:49:47Will you stop this?

1:49:47 > 1:49:49Look, get the message, yeah?

1:49:49 > 1:49:52- Kat?- This is not happening again. Leave me alone.

1:49:54 > 1:49:56Kat, where are you?

1:50:01 > 1:50:04- I said, if you want... - No! What I want, Phil,

1:50:04 > 1:50:08is to spend the rest of my life flipping flipping burgers...

1:50:08 > 1:50:11- You know what, I'm gonna... - Cleaning your cupboards, and looking after your club

1:50:11 > 1:50:17- and washing your old underpants. - Well, we had our dinner while you were changing into Anne Widdecombe.

1:50:17 > 1:50:20- We didn't know you wanted to go to the barbecue, did we?- Why would I,

1:50:20 > 1:50:26when I can sit in with you and your useless lardy son eating chips out of paper?

1:50:26 > 1:50:28It was just a birthday card, woman!

1:50:29 > 1:50:32I mean, you know that I know that you're...

1:50:32 > 1:50:34But, I mean, every day is like treading on eggshells with you.

1:50:34 > 1:50:38He didn't mean to upset you. He didn't mean it, all right?

1:50:38 > 1:50:41I wasn't even thinking about Heather.

1:50:41 > 1:50:45- You're not the only one who misses her.- I thought you said you didn't want me thinking about Heather!

1:50:45 > 1:50:46Come on, come on...

1:50:46 > 1:50:49I'll take you out, yeah? We'll go and have a drink.

1:50:49 > 1:50:50I'll buy you a burger.

1:50:50 > 1:50:53No, cos every time I get hacked off, you're going to blame Heather!

1:50:53 > 1:50:57It's not Heather doing my head in! It's disappointment!

1:50:57 > 1:51:02And boredom and banging on about pointless 'jobs'.

1:51:04 > 1:51:09It is my waste of life that I'm bored with.

1:51:10 > 1:51:13And you -

1:51:13 > 1:51:16your voice...

1:51:16 > 1:51:18your face...

1:51:21 > 1:51:24It bores me to tears, Phil.

1:51:26 > 1:51:28To tears!

1:51:40 > 1:51:42I can't help it. It's just...stupid.

1:51:42 > 1:51:45But I need you by my side, don't I?

1:51:45 > 1:51:47I need my girl buttering the rolls, eh?

1:51:49 > 1:51:50OK, right.

1:51:50 > 1:51:54You stay up here till you feel a bit better, yeah?

1:51:56 > 1:51:58Do you want me to close the curtains?

1:51:58 > 1:52:01Get you some more water? You sure?

1:52:01 > 1:52:03OK. All right. All right.

1:52:05 > 1:52:06Alfie.

1:52:09 > 1:52:11I'm sorry.

1:52:12 > 1:52:14I'm sorry.

1:52:14 > 1:52:16Hey. Hey. Hey, come on.

1:52:16 > 1:52:20Stop this, you dopey bird. Come on.

1:52:23 > 1:52:24What you sorry about?

1:52:48 > 1:52:50'I hate myself.'

1:52:52 > 1:52:54'I can't help it, Alfie.'

1:53:04 > 1:53:06HE SIGHS

1:53:08 > 1:53:09I know.

1:53:12 > 1:53:13I know, Kat.

1:53:21 > 1:53:24- And it's my fault.- No.

1:53:24 > 1:53:25Yes.

1:53:26 > 1:53:28Yes, it is.

1:53:29 > 1:53:33Mum. Wife. Landlady.

1:53:33 > 1:53:35Team manager.

1:53:35 > 1:53:38Well, assistant team manager.

1:53:38 > 1:53:43You can't manage it all, sweetheart. All this constant juggling.

1:53:43 > 1:53:47I mean, you've got Jean and, of course, my perfect cousin.

1:53:49 > 1:53:52And, of course, you've got me just piling it on.

1:53:52 > 1:53:55Something's got to give.

1:53:55 > 1:53:58No wonder you're getting ill.

1:53:58 > 1:54:02I don't want you to blame yourself, all right, so...

1:54:02 > 1:54:05Listen, I want you to stay up here, yeah?

1:54:05 > 1:54:08I want you to focus on...

1:54:08 > 1:54:11focus on what's important, you know, like you... Us.

1:54:11 > 1:54:14The kids. The family, yeah?

1:54:14 > 1:54:15Good girl.

1:54:17 > 1:54:20You stay up here till you feel better, yeah?

1:54:21 > 1:54:23Yeah.

1:54:25 > 1:54:26Till I feel better, yeah?

1:54:31 > 1:54:34It ain't worth nothing, but it's got sentimental value.

1:54:34 > 1:54:38Are you sure you was definitely wearing this bracelet when you come out?

1:54:38 > 1:54:43I'm late middle aged, Andrew, not senile. I wear it every day.

1:54:43 > 1:54:45Day and night.

1:54:45 > 1:54:49- There's definitely nothing down here.- Keep looking.

1:54:49 > 1:54:51Yeah. If you were my stepmother, I'd give you grief.

1:54:51 > 1:54:56Actually, I'm a goddess round ours, thank you very much,

1:54:56 > 1:54:58Mosephina, yeah.

1:54:58 > 1:55:01You know, I'm that amazing for sorting out this work experience

1:55:01 > 1:55:05with my forensic scientist mate, I'm expecting a day named after me.

1:55:05 > 1:55:08"Slapper-day", yeah, "Slapper-day".

1:55:08 > 1:55:13Little mini-me, she is. You know, enthusiastic, trusting.

1:55:13 > 1:55:16Yeah, it's going all good, you know.

1:55:16 > 1:55:19I just got to find a forensic scientist and get mates with him,

1:55:19 > 1:55:22and sort out work experience before Sasha finds out there ain't none.

1:55:22 > 1:55:24Well, good luck with that.

1:55:26 > 1:55:28Directory inquiries.

1:55:30 > 1:55:32- All right, Mo.- All right, Del.

1:55:35 > 1:55:38Couldn't walk away if you tried now, could you?

1:55:38 > 1:55:40Pretty girl.

1:55:40 > 1:55:41Warm bed.

1:55:41 > 1:55:45- Very nice.- Leave me alone, will ya?

1:55:47 > 1:55:51It's not just your table manners that are lacking, is it?

1:55:52 > 1:55:57I am your roots, Joey. This place is your destiny.

1:55:59 > 1:56:01There's no escaping the inevitable.

1:56:01 > 1:56:03I tell you what, day or two's time,

1:56:03 > 1:56:07why don't me and you do a bit of bonding, eh? Nice game of golf.

1:56:07 > 1:56:10Play your cards right, I'll introduce you to a little club I know.

1:56:10 > 1:56:12- Very nice.- No.

1:56:15 > 1:56:18Your old dad'll make a Branning out of you yet, son.

1:56:23 > 1:56:25- SHOUTING:- Go on, Jean. Go on, Jean!

1:56:28 > 1:56:31A moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips.

1:56:32 > 1:56:35That's £16.50 for the sangria.

1:56:36 > 1:56:38I ain't got no hips.

1:56:38 > 1:56:39No.

1:56:41 > 1:56:45Unless it's worms, of course.

1:56:45 > 1:56:46Bon appetit.

1:56:48 > 1:56:49Hark at her.

1:56:50 > 1:56:52Do I look like I've got worms?

1:57:02 > 1:57:04Where have you been?

1:57:04 > 1:57:08I've been... Just lie ins, a few beers, long baths.

1:57:08 > 1:57:12I've been shopping, Janine. I've been registering our daughter.

1:57:12 > 1:57:13I've been putting the bins out.

1:57:13 > 1:57:16Answering the phone to you every five minutes.

1:57:16 > 1:57:18What's the matter? What's happened?

1:57:18 > 1:57:20I can't do this. I can't.

1:57:20 > 1:57:21It's important, Michael.

1:57:21 > 1:57:23I can't do it. She doesn't even know who I am.

1:57:26 > 1:57:28Come here. You been talking to her?

1:57:28 > 1:57:30You been singing to her?

1:57:30 > 1:57:32- Yes, I've been talking to her. - All the things they said.

1:57:41 > 1:57:43Look at her.

1:57:43 > 1:57:45So tiny, so beautiful.

1:57:47 > 1:57:50That poor child, just freaking out -

1:57:50 > 1:57:54freaking out because you've chosen to call her "Pat".

1:57:54 > 1:57:56What, you don't like "Pat"?

1:57:56 > 1:57:58No, I don't like "Pat".

1:58:00 > 1:58:02I don't like "Pat".

1:58:04 > 1:58:08That's lucky... cos "Pat" is not her registered name, OK?

1:58:09 > 1:58:12I am saying "if"...

1:58:12 > 1:58:15I need a drink. Actually I need to go to the toilet.

1:58:15 > 1:58:18Oh, OK, you know what, you can't come, Shirley.

1:58:18 > 1:58:24If you were a judge in a competition between me and that nutty bird,

1:58:24 > 1:58:28who's in best nick? I mean, Jean ain't gonna win, is she?

1:58:28 > 1:58:30- I...- I know it's not a real competition.

1:58:30 > 1:58:32OK, it's...

1:58:32 > 1:58:35And I'm not saying, you know, with our clothes off.

1:58:35 > 1:58:36OK, OK.

1:58:36 > 1:58:38But, do I win or...

1:58:40 > 1:58:41..do I win?

1:58:41 > 1:58:45You would win. You would... you would win. You win.

1:58:45 > 1:58:49But, you see, me, personally, I kinda like girls a bit younger, do you know what I mean?

1:58:49 > 1:58:52Would you like a drink? Cos I could get you a drink.

1:58:52 > 1:58:54- I can do young.- Yeah, OK.

1:58:54 > 1:58:57- I can do carefree.- OK.

1:58:57 > 1:59:00I can be as wild and as much fun as any bird you'll ever meet.

1:59:00 > 1:59:02Cos in here...

1:59:02 > 1:59:04I'm 20 years old.

1:59:04 > 1:59:07OK, I believe you. I believe you.

1:59:10 > 1:59:11I'll prove it.

1:59:11 > 1:59:14No, please, please, don't. Please.

1:59:24 > 1:59:27THEY SING

1:59:33 > 1:59:38Trouble with men is, and I'm not being sexist...

1:59:38 > 1:59:40Oh, never(!)

1:59:40 > 1:59:44You put more than a couple of them together

1:59:44 > 1:59:47and they are like a bunch of kids with whiskers.

1:59:47 > 1:59:49Oh no. I couldn't do a hairy man.

1:59:49 > 1:59:52Right, ladies and gentlemen, gather round.

1:59:52 > 1:59:54If I could have your attention, please. Thank you.

1:59:54 > 1:59:57Can you hear me, all right? one two. OK, lovely.

1:59:57 > 2:00:00Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce

2:00:00 > 2:00:02the Queen Vic Team Captain.

2:00:03 > 2:00:04Where is Max?

2:00:04 > 2:00:08I don't know. He's disappeared again, ain't he?

2:00:08 > 2:00:09Probably buying more cars.

2:00:09 > 2:00:13A big round of applause, ladies and gents, for Jack Branning!

2:00:15 > 2:00:18Her dad was a sulker. Always got to have one sulker in the house.

2:00:18 > 2:00:19Congratulations, Jack!

2:00:19 > 2:00:20Thank you, mate.

2:00:20 > 2:00:23Least you get a bit of peace with a sulker.

2:00:23 > 2:00:25He's not sulking.

2:00:25 > 2:00:27He's not the one who's lost a bracelet, is he?

2:00:27 > 2:00:28Why would Max be sulking?

2:00:28 > 2:00:30- Since when did they need a reason? - True.

2:00:34 > 2:00:37TELEVISION IN BACKGROUND

2:00:38 > 2:00:40One minute she's laughing,

2:00:40 > 2:00:42the next she's shouting and wearing a frilly thing.

2:00:42 > 2:00:45Dad, this ain't grief. This ain't normal.

2:00:45 > 2:00:47No. Something's happened.

2:00:47 > 2:00:49- Something has happened. And I know what it is.- Ben.

2:00:49 > 2:00:52Dad, it's obvious.

2:00:52 > 2:00:55He's phoned her and he's told her what's happened.

2:00:55 > 2:00:59Ben! How many times, eh? Ian has long gone. Now, say it.

2:00:59 > 2:01:01Say it.

2:01:03 > 2:01:05Us three ain't said nothing.

2:01:05 > 2:01:09Us three ain't said anything. And the only evidence...

2:01:10 > 2:01:14We dumped that photo frame at the bottom of the canal, right?

2:01:14 > 2:01:16So...

2:01:16 > 2:01:18Shirley don't know nothing.

2:01:18 > 2:01:20Shirley don't know nothing.

2:01:20 > 2:01:23Moods, moaning, her changing her mind, you know...

2:01:23 > 2:01:25Well, the only good thing about you being...

2:01:25 > 2:01:27Well, you know, is that...

2:01:27 > 2:01:29well, you won't have to spend the next half of your life

2:01:29 > 2:01:31trying to work women out.

2:01:31 > 2:01:35This is, this is Shirley being normal, Ben, all right?

2:02:07 > 2:02:10It's all about the excitement though, innit?

2:02:10 > 2:02:12All them possibilities.

2:02:12 > 2:02:15Nothing wrong with a bit of passion in your life, don't hurt, does it?

2:02:15 > 2:02:18Waxing, wondering

2:02:18 > 2:02:20and waiting for the phone to ring,

2:02:20 > 2:02:21I don't think so.

2:02:23 > 2:02:26- I'll call.- It's cool.

2:02:27 > 2:02:30Tell Alice I'll be around, yeah?

2:02:30 > 2:02:31- Joe?- No.

2:02:31 > 2:02:33Thank you.

2:02:34 > 2:02:38No golf. No "bond".

2:02:38 > 2:02:42Go on, take a look.

2:02:42 > 2:02:47See. This is me walking away.

2:02:47 > 2:02:48Easy.

2:02:56 > 2:02:58Heartbreak and hassle.

2:02:58 > 2:03:02Next up is Max Branning. Max Branning, where are you?

2:03:05 > 2:03:06Tan, do us a favour, sweetheart,

2:03:06 > 2:03:09come and get the shirt on his behalf.

2:03:23 > 2:03:26BABY CRIES

2:03:41 > 2:03:45MOBILE RINGS

2:03:51 > 2:03:53HE TYPES

2:03:53 > 2:03:55You have to take a risk.

2:03:55 > 2:03:59I am quite secretly just a straight guy.

2:03:59 > 2:04:01You have to live a little.

2:04:01 > 2:04:05You have to live your life. You have to make things happen!

2:04:06 > 2:04:08Can you handle that, Arthur?

2:04:08 > 2:04:11Oh, no, no - no, thank you.

2:04:16 > 2:04:18As if(!)

2:04:20 > 2:04:21You think...

2:04:23 > 2:04:24I don't fancy you!

2:04:25 > 2:04:27That's not actually unusual.

2:04:27 > 2:04:29I've got underwear older than you.

2:04:29 > 2:04:32OK. All right.

2:04:32 > 2:04:34Oh! OK.

2:04:35 > 2:04:38So, can I - can I get my wallet back, please?

2:04:40 > 2:04:44All right, so I can walk you home.

2:04:44 > 2:04:46I'll call a cab.

2:04:46 > 2:04:49Or I can call Phil.

2:04:49 > 2:04:51Hey, listen, why don't you give me back my wallet

2:04:51 > 2:04:53and I'll go get us some kebabs, huh?

2:04:58 > 2:05:00Why are you suddenly my best friend?

2:05:00 > 2:05:01What?

2:05:01 > 2:05:04I mean, one night...

2:05:06 > 2:05:10Just one lame boring night and we haven't even...

2:05:13 > 2:05:14..sung together.

2:05:15 > 2:05:17You're not my best friend.

2:05:19 > 2:05:22- I don't do kebabs!- Oh, OK.

2:05:22 > 2:05:26I don't do kebabs ever again.

2:05:28 > 2:05:32- Why ain't you having a good time? - What?

2:05:32 > 2:05:35You know, this - this is a good time.

2:05:35 > 2:05:37I'm having a good time!

2:05:41 > 2:05:46OK, look why don't we get you back up a little bit, huh?

2:05:46 > 2:05:48Sorry about that, Shirley.

2:05:49 > 2:05:53I tell you what, I'll call Phil.

2:06:16 > 2:06:21MOBILE RINGS

2:06:25 > 2:06:28Cos I had been thinking "Apple"?

2:06:28 > 2:06:31Cos we want her to make an impression, right?

2:06:31 > 2:06:33Stand out from the crowd. Pear? Plum?

2:06:36 > 2:06:39Banana? Banana Moon?

2:06:39 > 2:06:41Er, Butcher.

2:06:41 > 2:06:42Banana Butcher, yeah.

2:06:44 > 2:06:46I can't believe you registered her name

2:06:46 > 2:06:48- without even checking with me first. - You love it.

2:06:48 > 2:06:52Scarlett Patricia Butcher.

2:06:52 > 2:06:53Give or take.

2:06:53 > 2:06:55Show me the birth certificate.

2:06:55 > 2:06:58See, what you need to do is you need to think about it.

2:06:58 > 2:06:59Scarlett Moon, Scarlett Butcher -

2:06:59 > 2:07:02which one's the movie star, which one's the psychopath?

2:07:02 > 2:07:06- Michael, show me the birth certificate.- Ssh. Look... You'll wake her up.

2:07:08 > 2:07:10There.

2:07:10 > 2:07:11I'm not a baby! I'm not tired!

2:07:12 > 2:07:13Shh. Quiet!

2:07:13 > 2:07:16I'm trying. You listen to me, young lady.

2:07:16 > 2:07:18How can you be my little special helper

2:07:18 > 2:07:21if you're going to kick off after like this, eh?

2:07:21 > 2:07:24- OK, how about a nice story, yeah? - Princesses are muppets.

2:07:24 > 2:07:27Yeah, all right, OK. Rapunzel. You know, let down your hair.

2:07:27 > 2:07:30Any bloke that wants to climb up your hair is a pervert.

2:07:30 > 2:07:31I want to help clear up.

2:07:31 > 2:07:33Shenice, will you keep it down?

2:07:33 > 2:07:35What kind of stupid woman gets stuck up in a tower

2:07:35 > 2:07:37with no doors in it anyway?

2:07:37 > 2:07:39All right, just - just calm... Shenice!

2:07:41 > 2:07:45SHE SINGS: # Stars shining bright above you

2:07:45 > 2:07:50# Night breezes seem to whisper I love you

2:07:51 > 2:07:55# Birds singing in the sycamore tree

2:07:56 > 2:08:00# Dream a little dream of me

2:08:09 > 2:08:13# Say nighty night and kiss me

2:08:14 > 2:08:19# Just hold me tight and tell me you miss me

2:08:21 > 2:08:24# While I'm alone and blue as can be...

2:08:27 > 2:08:31# Dream a little dream of me

2:08:33 > 2:08:37# Stars fading, but I linger on, dear

2:08:39 > 2:08:43# Still craving your kiss

2:08:44 > 2:08:49# I'm longing to linger till dawn, dear

2:08:49 > 2:08:52# Just saying this... #

2:08:56 > 2:08:57Heather.

2:09:00 > 2:09:03I think she's probably in heaven looking down on you

2:09:03 > 2:09:04and being a bit concerned.

2:09:34 > 2:09:37So, has your headache gone then?

2:09:37 > 2:09:40Yeah. Headache's definitely gone.

2:09:49 > 2:09:50Are you tired?

2:09:50 > 2:09:52Are you tired?

2:09:52 > 2:09:54Are you tired?

2:09:54 > 2:09:56You tired, you tired, you tired?

2:09:56 > 2:09:58No... I'm not tired.

2:10:02 > 2:10:03Give me five minutes, yeah?

2:10:03 > 2:10:04OK.

2:10:12 > 2:10:14'And he's ever so good looking,'

2:10:14 > 2:10:16Professor Brian Cox.

2:10:18 > 2:10:20Have you seen his programmes?

2:10:21 > 2:10:23I can't get down.

2:10:26 > 2:10:29Well, you should, you know, cos they're ever so good.

2:10:31 > 2:10:37I was all set up down there in the park, nice open space,

2:10:37 > 2:10:42less light pollution and then I thought...

2:10:42 > 2:10:48Well, I thought, "What the heck? No-one'll ever know."

2:10:50 > 2:10:52Do you want tea?

2:10:58 > 2:11:00But then I've never been worried about heights.

2:11:17 > 2:11:20MOBILE BEEPS

2:11:42 > 2:11:45What you need is something to occupy you.

2:11:45 > 2:11:50Not a job for money, something you like - a hobby.

2:11:50 > 2:11:54Something to think about, that's completely different.

2:11:56 > 2:11:59Stop you being a snappy, grumpy,

2:11:59 > 2:12:01alcoholic person with possible worms.

2:12:05 > 2:12:07Yes, well.

2:12:08 > 2:12:10Self-medicating, they call it.

2:12:14 > 2:12:18You know, the mid-life crisis can be very disconcerting

2:12:18 > 2:12:22- if you don't have something to take your mind off...- What?

2:12:22 > 2:12:27Knitting is something I quite like. Cooking, obviously.

2:12:29 > 2:12:34Sometimes having a good chat with a nice friend does the trick.

2:12:35 > 2:12:37If you've got a nice friend.

2:12:38 > 2:12:43I'm drunk, I'm not desperate.

2:12:45 > 2:12:47You should...

2:12:51 > 2:12:54You know, you should

2:12:54 > 2:12:58grab your life and do something exciting

2:12:58 > 2:13:02and frightening and life thingy-ing with it,

2:13:02 > 2:13:04for the sake of Heather.

2:13:07 > 2:13:11Most probably wait until you're sober though, I would.

2:13:15 > 2:13:17Come on, then. Follow me.

2:13:21 > 2:13:24My Brian died falling from some scaffolding.

2:13:32 > 2:13:35Loss of a loved one is a well-known trigger

2:13:35 > 2:13:39for the mid-life crisis, especially for women.

2:13:41 > 2:13:43It says so in my magazine.

2:13:46 > 2:13:48You can lean on me if you want to.

2:13:52 > 2:13:56- You are one nutter that knows nothing.- Yes.

2:14:00 > 2:14:01One step at a time.

2:14:09 > 2:14:11I am having a mid-life crisis!

2:14:12 > 2:14:16Yes, I think you probably are.

2:14:24 > 2:14:27I'm a wife and a mother.

2:14:34 > 2:14:38You know how hard I've got to work to be those things.

2:14:38 > 2:14:40No, I said no.

2:14:41 > 2:14:42And I mean no.

2:14:46 > 2:14:47Just walk away.

2:14:47 > 2:14:49Please.

2:14:56 > 2:14:57No, wait!

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