08/01/2012

0:00:47 > 0:00:53EXAMPLE BLARES FROM VAN

0:00:53 > 0:00:56# If we don't kid ourselves

0:00:56 > 0:01:00# Will they believe us if we tell them the reasons why?

0:01:00 > 0:01:01# Did we take it... #

0:01:01 > 0:01:03MUSIC STOPS

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Why don't you show a bit of respect?

0:01:30 > 0:01:34- Shall I get you some breakfast? - No, Liam's done it.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Yeah, he made Morgan's, too.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40I'll take them out later, if you want. Take their minds off things.

0:01:43 > 0:01:48Coffee? It is still just coffee in the mornings?

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Bring on the world.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Hey? What's that?

0:01:54 > 0:01:55Something Nana Pat used to say.

0:01:55 > 0:02:00Are you going to cry every time someone says her name?

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Yeah. Every single time.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Any tea going?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Yeah, there would be. If you filled the kettle.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Do you like Nana Pat's card?

0:02:19 > 0:02:23See, see? Said it, didn't I?

0:02:24 > 0:02:28- Can you give us a hand with your bedding?- Yeah, just...

0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Need some fresh air?- What, out here?

0:02:47 > 0:02:52- David, erm... - I'll be in in a minute, Carol.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55All right. OK. Take your time.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20It ain't going to fill itself, you know.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Pat was on at me for ages to fix this.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34WASHING MACHINE HUMS

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Just leave 'em.

0:03:44 > 0:03:49How is this going to help - sitting in pitch darkness?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Look, I'll be out by the end of the day, OK?

0:03:57 > 0:04:01I'm just running some clothes through the machine.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04PHONE RINGS

0:04:04 > 0:04:05Hello?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09'Chelle. You got my message, yeah?

0:04:11 > 0:04:16Just listen, will you? Yeah, erm... It's Pat.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- KAT ON RADIO: - Something's broken, Jean.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23And I don't see how we can fix it.

0:04:23 > 0:04:28- Even the birds have stopped singing out there.- Oh, yeah?- Really lovely.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Well, not what's happened, that's not lovely.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34It'd just be lovely if Pat could see it all.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37But then, they wouldn't be doing it. There'd be no need.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Oh, you know what I mean. It's just funny, isn't it?

0:04:40 > 0:04:43When you're with family and friends,

0:04:43 > 0:04:46you don't REALLY know what they think about you.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58JANINE: Yes, it's just come in.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Here, Bill!

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Well, I think it's all here...

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Look, don't shoot, OK?

0:05:05 > 0:05:09I've finally managed to raise most of that money for Pat.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12That should put a smile on the old girl's face, eh?

0:05:12 > 0:05:16- Give her a nice, happy New Year? - Yes, I'll be here all morning.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24- What?- You're working?

0:05:24 > 0:05:28No, Billy, I'm crossing the Andes by elephant.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Everywhere else is all shut up.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Another day, another dollar. - It's like a ghost town.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35I'll be sure to clear up, then, won't I?

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Being the only business actually open.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39- I'll be well ahead of the game. - Janine...

0:05:39 > 0:05:42- What?!- Is everything all right?

0:05:45 > 0:05:46No!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Hey, hey!

0:05:48 > 0:05:51- No!- Come here, come here, it's all right.

0:05:51 > 0:05:57It's all right. Come here. All right, sit down, sit down.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Look, I'll... I'll give Michael a ring, yeah?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Who's that for?- The Butchers.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10It's traditional, isn't it? Can't go round empty-handed.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12You might be better off baking one for Phil.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Putting a pair of wire cutters into it,

0:06:15 > 0:06:17sending it into the nick.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Might be the only way to get him out of there.- Maybe.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23See you later.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27You know, Jay's right.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30They've been waiting for a chance for years.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33And all the scores the police have got to settle with your dad,

0:06:33 > 0:06:36that's what he's looking at, too. Years.

0:06:38 > 0:06:39And that's with good behaviour

0:06:39 > 0:06:42and we all know that your old man ain't exactly a choirboy, is he?

0:06:42 > 0:06:47So, it might not even be years, Ben. It could be for good.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Richie's right - it could be for good.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Ben!

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Ben! Ben!

0:06:59 > 0:07:03Oh, ho-ho! Couldn't hear a pin drop out here this morning.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Might've known it'd be one of your lot...spoils it.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Been looking all over for you.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45It's only a thought. So, if you hate it, just say so. And it's on us.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48We're not looking to make a quick buck or anything.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51We thought that because Pat was in the Vic for so long,

0:07:51 > 0:07:56we could open up for a couple of hours. Anyone can come in, share their memories.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57I think that's a lovely idea.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Yeah, it is. Thanks, Kat. Cheers, thanks a lot.

0:08:00 > 0:08:05- I'll spread the word, then, yeah? - Yeah.- 12 o'clock? See you later.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09Maybe we should all wear something really colourful, you know?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12You know, some sort of tribute.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Well, we should start thinking about the funeral, though.

0:08:17 > 0:08:23- Come on, someone's got to say it. - Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25We'll have to sort out about the church.

0:08:25 > 0:08:29Cathedral, more like. World and his wife'll want to come.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Have to see who wants to speak.

0:08:31 > 0:08:36- You'll want to say something, won't you?- She'd turn in her grave.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40There's the catering. I suppose Ian could do that. Well, it's only fair.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- He's known Pat for years.- Yeah. - Yeah, of course. Yeah.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Mum?

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Uncle Norman just wanted to come and pay his respects.

0:08:50 > 0:08:55Yeah, I'm so sorry. Really, so sorry.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Janine? Janine.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Look, why don't you stay for a bit?

0:09:07 > 0:09:11I know it's awful - you know, us being here and Pat...

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Come here, come here.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25All right to come in? The door was open.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Yeah, course. Everyone's welcome.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32I've brought something over. Something of Pat's.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Right, do you want to come in?

0:09:36 > 0:09:40MACHINE RATTLES

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Stop that, please.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Oh, sorry. What's wrong?

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Pat died last night.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Oh.

0:09:55 > 0:10:00I think Janine was trying to pretend that she hadn't, you know?

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Anyway, that's all your order there, yeah?

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Er, yeah.

0:10:08 > 0:10:13And we're really sorry about Pat. You know, please tell Janine.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15From both of us.

0:10:15 > 0:10:20Yeah, she said you might want to check it all out, you know.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23- Make sure everything's there. - What, now?

0:10:23 > 0:10:28Yeah. It can't go back to the suppliers in a month's time if there's stuff missing.

0:10:28 > 0:10:29I've got an appointment.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Well, listen, I'm not exactly meant to be here myself, all right?

0:10:33 > 0:10:37- I'm just doing a favour. - I just got my nails done.- Oh, right.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41I'll give Janine a bell, then, shall I? Tell her to come back from Pat's,

0:10:41 > 0:10:45only we've got a real crisis on our hands here.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55It was Clacton. 1958.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00We both went in for this beauty contest - Miss Butlins.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04Pat, well, she won it hands down, didn't she?

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Me? I wasn't even in the top ten.

0:11:07 > 0:11:11- That's where she first met your dad. - Yeah.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13I'm sure she gave one of the judges the eye.

0:11:13 > 0:11:18Anyway, we went out on the razzle, didn't we? Celebrating.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21And I really wanted to win.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25So, I took it - her sash.

0:11:25 > 0:11:30Told her we'd lost it going from pub to pub.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34And all I've been thinking of...

0:11:36 > 0:11:39..ever since I woke up this morning...

0:11:42 > 0:11:44..was giving her back Miss Butlins.

0:11:52 > 0:11:57Told Libs and Chelsea last night. I got hold of Carly this morning.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Oh, Patrick, they were all so upset.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Do you know, it's one of the happiest times we had,

0:12:08 > 0:12:11all bunking down at Pat's. Me and the kids.

0:12:12 > 0:12:13Kevin.

0:12:16 > 0:12:21It's true what they say, isn't it? The good die young.

0:12:21 > 0:12:27- Except Pat weren't exactly young. - Not exactly good, either.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31Yeah. Reckon that's what you liked about her.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33That's what I loved about her.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40No. Thanks, Carol. No. I do appreciate that, yeah.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Yeah, course I'll be there. All right, yeah. Bye.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45You going somewhere?

0:12:46 > 0:12:50Kat and Alfie are having some drinks in the Vic for Pat.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53- That's nice.- Yeah.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56I did know her too, you know?

0:12:56 > 0:13:00- And I liked her.- And do you think she'd like you at the moment?

0:13:03 > 0:13:08- Or is this your way of saying you'd like to be there, as well? - I ain't saying that.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10You're the last thing Bianca needs.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24DOORBELL RINGS

0:13:24 > 0:13:26I keep doing this, too.

0:13:26 > 0:13:31- What was all that about? - What?- You and Ricky.

0:13:33 > 0:13:37- Why, you interested? - Course I'm interested.

0:13:38 > 0:13:39Because?

0:13:41 > 0:13:45- Because...- Dot's here.- OK.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49Were you actually going to say, because I'm your dad?

0:13:49 > 0:13:52Well, I thought you could do with a laugh.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05I thought it might be more practical.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09I could've brought another cake but the last one didn't seem to go down too well,

0:14:09 > 0:14:11- so I thought it'd be more useful. - What might?

0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Frank's plaque.- Yeah, Dot's volunteered to look after it.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Pat used to keep it ever so shiny.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21Oh, I don't mean that you wouldn't, of course,

0:14:21 > 0:14:24and I don't want to intrude if you don't think it's my place.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26That'd be really lovely, Dot.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30I could go now. Give it a quick rub.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34- What do you think? - What do you reckon?

0:14:34 > 0:14:38I'd say that was the sort of offer that Dad couldn't refuse.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40THEY LAUGH

0:14:40 > 0:14:42You go and give it a little rub, Dot.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Any time.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47What?

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Tiff did that...

0:15:06 > 0:15:07..for Nana Pat.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15That the best you can do? Come here, Morgan.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20You need help.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29- Finally decided to come back, have you?- Listen, Shirl.

0:15:31 > 0:15:32Morning.

0:15:42 > 0:15:43Yeah.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Fag break?- I don't smoke.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50Neither do I.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Should we put some grub out? - Oh, that's a great idea.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Nothing fancy, just crisps and nuts and that.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06You and Alfie sort it. Me and Anthony'll finish off.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09- Actually, me and Ant are nipping down to the cash and carry.- Since when?

0:16:09 > 0:16:13- Don't want to run out of booze. - We've got enough to sink a ship. - Just in case.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17- I think it's lovely. Well, it's not lovely, but...- She's off again.

0:16:17 > 0:16:21- It's just everyone rallying round. - It's what the Duchess would have done.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Never mind Peggy. It's what you two are doing together.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27- You and Kat.- Ant, come on. Let's go.

0:16:31 > 0:16:36Their chief witness will withdraw their statement. That's what Richie's been told.

0:16:36 > 0:16:37And is that going to be it?

0:16:37 > 0:16:41If they go back on what they've said, they're going to drop everything?

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Unless my mystery admirer starts up again.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Maybe they've shot their bolt.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50We've got some news for you, haven't we, Ben?

0:16:52 > 0:16:55- Something happened while you were away.- I know.

0:16:56 > 0:17:01I met one of the market boys as I was coming out of the Tube.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06I thought Pat was like Mum. Thought she'd go on forever.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09I know we weren't the best of mates, but still...

0:17:12 > 0:17:17Right. I'll call Mum. She's going to want to know, ain't she?

0:17:17 > 0:17:21- Where you going? - Have a bath. Wash the prison off.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Did you know he was getting out?

0:17:28 > 0:17:29I got a whisper, yeah.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33So, all that, earlier - about Dad being banged up for years

0:17:33 > 0:17:37- and all them scores to settle. - Freak you, did it? Good.

0:17:37 > 0:17:42You remember that. You remember how that felt.

0:17:42 > 0:17:43And you keep remembering.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49- Why don't we take the car? - I don't want to drive.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52I want to walk, get some exercise. Breathe it in.

0:17:52 > 0:17:53AMIRA SCREAMS

0:17:53 > 0:17:55- In there.- What's the matter?

0:17:55 > 0:17:59Inside. It's horrible! It's big. Legs - hairy legs.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03- I just left Mo in the pub.- Please! - All right.- Look, I'll sort this.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Yeah, Albert Square, please.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11About one o'clock. Yeah.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15Just get the guy to call me on this number when he gets here.

0:18:15 > 0:18:16Great. OK, thanks.

0:18:16 > 0:18:21- Ricky.- What?- Everything all right? - What do you think?

0:18:21 > 0:18:24My stepmum's just died.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28- Bianca's just about to kick me out. - Is she?

0:18:28 > 0:18:34So, what do you think, then? Me and you?

0:18:34 > 0:18:35Was it worth it?

0:18:37 > 0:18:38No.

0:18:44 > 0:18:48- What do you reckon, Ant? - One bite from that and you're dead.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52Doesn't need a bite. It just needs to stare at you. We should call the Marines.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54No, SAS. They've got them stun guns.

0:18:54 > 0:18:58- Maybe it's the SAS AND the Marines. - Just get rid of it, will you? - OK. All right.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01- No, that's horrible, it'll crunch. - So, what do you want me to do?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03- Just get it outside. - How?- I don't know.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Pick it up.- I ain't picking it up! Have you seen the size of it?

0:19:06 > 0:19:09- I'm not picking it up. - Alfie, stand back. I'll do it.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12"Stand back, Alfie. I'll do it"?

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Be careful, all right, cos they do bite.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16HE BARKS

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Go on.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Go on, that's it, nearly got it.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28Go, go, go. He's got it and all. Well done. Good lad!

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Let me get out, let me get out, let me get out.

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Make sure it goes over there.

0:19:32 > 0:19:36Send him towards the chippy. Go on, over to the chippy.

0:19:38 > 0:19:39My hero.

0:19:46 > 0:19:50- Alfie, she is seriously fit.- Amira? Yeah, she's attractive, isn't she?

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Attractive? Alfie, she is a goddess.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59- So, what was all that about?- Mmm?

0:19:59 > 0:20:02You and Anthony Moon?

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Oh, you mean my knight in shining armour.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Sorry, did it bother you?

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Why, was it supposed to?

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Prefer a meat and potato pie.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23Ben?

0:20:25 > 0:20:28I just didn't think you'd get out, that's all.

0:20:28 > 0:20:33Yeah, well, I have, ain't I? And I will sort this.

0:20:33 > 0:20:38I promise you, I will sort it.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41What does that mean?

0:20:41 > 0:20:44You're going to go round kicking seven bells out of someone?

0:20:44 > 0:20:48- We'll have police knocking down our door.- Am I supposed to just take it?

0:20:48 > 0:20:51What did they do? They got you banged up for a couple of days.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55- Well, that's enough, ain't it? - So, you'll give them a chance to put you away even longer?

0:20:55 > 0:20:59I ain't having some lowlife having one over on me.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Shirl's right - they tried their best.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05They gave it their all. But it didn't work.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Dad, it's over.

0:21:10 > 0:21:14- You ready? Or you got other plans? - No, no.

0:21:14 > 0:21:18Right, good. You can drop Tiff off at Jane's with Bobby, yeah?

0:21:18 > 0:21:22I'll finish clearing up. It's a perfect chance for you two to get acquainted.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24No need, Mum's told me all about you.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Oh, yeah?

0:21:26 > 0:21:32- You were with Gran, right?- Yeah. - Well, till you walked out on her.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33Is that what your mum said?

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Actually, she said ran out.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Why don't you two get going, eh?

0:21:37 > 0:21:39That's just the start.

0:21:39 > 0:21:43I know lots more. Grandad.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46- See you later.- Yeah, see you.

0:21:48 > 0:21:53- Motormouth's forgot her gloves. - Er, right.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Carol.- Just give me a minute, yeah?

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Take your time.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04SHE SOBS

0:22:19 > 0:22:26- Here you go.- Where are we going? - Over the Vic. Just phoned Jay. He's going to meet us there.

0:22:26 > 0:22:30- No, Phil, today is not a day for causing trouble. - I ain't going to cause trouble.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33This is about us showing our respects to Pat.

0:22:33 > 0:22:38- All of us, as a family. - It's a nice idea.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Well, it's not mine. It's Ben's.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46BELL RINGS

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Listen up, everybody. Shh. Nice and quiet, now.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Come on, we all know why we're here.

0:22:51 > 0:22:55And I'm pretty sure a lot of us wish we weren't.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57But, Pat was...will always be a...

0:22:57 > 0:23:02Well, she meant a lot of things to a lot of different people.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05First of all, she was a mum.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08She was a grandmum,

0:23:08 > 0:23:11an aunty, a friend,

0:23:11 > 0:23:13a drinking partner

0:23:13 > 0:23:16- and a hell-raiser.- Oh, I say.

0:23:16 > 0:23:20She was all those things and much, much more.

0:23:20 > 0:23:27But, to me, Pat will always be number one in our book.

0:23:27 > 0:23:31So, everybody, I want you to raise your glasses to Pat.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33The one and only.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35- ALL:- The one and only. Pat!

0:23:46 > 0:23:48- KAT:- That was a nice speech.

0:23:48 > 0:23:53Well, no, it wasn't so much a speech. Just a few words, that's all.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57They're the best kind, ain't they? Straight from the heart.

0:23:57 > 0:24:02Yeah, it's always the best way. Say what you mean.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Have it out there. Excuse me.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Don't worry. I'm not stopping.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09I haven't come to make a scene, either.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13I just wanted to say I'm really sorry...

0:24:15 > 0:24:18..about what I did - you didn't deserve that.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22I wish it had never happened.

0:24:22 > 0:24:26So, why do it, then? You and Ricky - why?

0:24:28 > 0:24:32- It really wasn't about Ricky. - What does that mean?

0:24:32 > 0:24:35So, what do you want me to do? Move out?

0:24:35 > 0:24:38- You got a better offer? - You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

0:24:38 > 0:24:42Not that good, or you wouldn't have hopped into bed with someone else.

0:24:42 > 0:24:46- That was a mistake.- Oh, Ricky, not now, I can't talk about it.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48- Alfie.- You all right, Phil?

0:24:48 > 0:24:51Put a drink behind the bar for anyone who wants one. For Pat.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53What is this?

0:24:53 > 0:24:57And you can be the first. A drink for Denise and Patrick.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00- The police have seen sense. That's what it is.- They let Phil out.

0:25:00 > 0:25:04- And he's staying out. - No hard feelings, though, eh?

0:25:06 > 0:25:08- PATRICK: Denise.- No, it's OK.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10I wouldn't give him the satisfaction.

0:25:10 > 0:25:15Today of all days. Come on, Patrick.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25What was that all about back there?

0:25:29 > 0:25:31I heard you, Kat.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35On the Nanny Cam. Christmas Day.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38Why didn't you tell me how you feel?

0:25:38 > 0:25:41You'll tell Jean, but you won't tell me?

0:25:44 > 0:25:47Yeah, tell him I'll be out in a minute. Thank you.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53It's the first time I've heard you say sorry

0:25:53 > 0:25:56and it actually sounded like you meant it.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02So, if this wasn't about Ricky, what else was it about?

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Or is this just another one of your games?

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Her name was Kira, OK?

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Ricky didn't even know she'd been born.

0:26:31 > 0:26:35And I've stopped myself thinking about her all these years...

0:26:38 > 0:26:41..and then, I saw Ricky and...

0:26:48 > 0:26:54She was tiny. So tiny.

0:26:54 > 0:27:00And I looked at her and I thought - I've done this.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03I've finally done something good with my life.

0:27:07 > 0:27:11And I promised her I would be good for her, too.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13From then on and forever.

0:27:19 > 0:27:23And then, the doctors came and...

0:27:27 > 0:27:28..she died, Ian.

0:27:34 > 0:27:35Died in my arms.

0:27:39 > 0:27:43Did you mean that? Everything you said to your dad?

0:27:47 > 0:27:48Is it over?

0:27:51 > 0:27:53What about you?

0:27:53 > 0:27:55Are you going to say anything?

0:28:00 > 0:28:01What about?

0:28:11 > 0:28:12I was 17.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18I was just a kid myself.

0:28:18 > 0:28:21And you know what I was like back then.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25But I wouldn't have been like that.

0:28:25 > 0:28:28Not if she'd have lived. I know I wouldn't.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32I would have turned it around.

0:28:34 > 0:28:36I would've done it for her.

0:28:40 > 0:28:44So, erm, I didn't do it to hurt you.

0:28:44 > 0:28:45I meant that.

0:28:47 > 0:28:48It's just...

0:28:48 > 0:28:54I don't know. When I saw Ricky, it was like turning the clocks back.

0:28:54 > 0:28:59Like, being close to him was like being close to her again.

0:29:04 > 0:29:05And were you?

0:29:08 > 0:29:10- What?- Closer to her?

0:29:13 > 0:29:15No, of course not.

0:29:15 > 0:29:19Still, it was fun finding out, wasn't it? There's always a plus side.

0:29:24 > 0:29:26You are sick.

0:29:26 > 0:29:29You sleep with an ex-boyfriend to try and get close to a dead child

0:29:29 > 0:29:30and you think I'm sick?

0:29:32 > 0:29:35Sick and very sad.

0:29:37 > 0:29:40You know, I feel sorry for you.

0:29:40 > 0:29:44Just imagine it - all those days and nights

0:29:44 > 0:29:47you've got stretched out in front of you with no-one here.

0:29:47 > 0:29:51No-one wanting to be here. Even Pat's gone, now.

0:29:54 > 0:29:57It's just you, Ian.

0:29:57 > 0:30:00You and your chips and your veg.

0:30:02 > 0:30:05Is that really what you want out of your life?

0:30:05 > 0:30:07No, course not.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15So, you want me to go?

0:30:26 > 0:30:28Mandy...

0:30:32 > 0:30:33..stay.

0:31:42 > 0:31:44Never dull round here, is it?

0:31:44 > 0:31:47I hope you're not planning on doing anything stupid.

0:31:47 > 0:31:48- Like what?- Hanging around.

0:31:48 > 0:31:54- I've got my mother's funeral to sort out.- There's a bus in five minutes. Why don't you be under it?

0:31:54 > 0:31:58- Keep on like this, Derek, I'll start thinking I'm not welcome. - You're not.

0:31:58 > 0:32:01- So far as you're concerned. - So far as everyone's concerned.

0:32:01 > 0:32:05- That's not the impression I've been getting.- There you go.- Ta.

0:32:06 > 0:32:12My mum wanted me here and she'd have wanted me to stay.

0:32:12 > 0:32:14So, I'm staying.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21Cheers.

0:32:40 > 0:32:42What is this?

0:32:42 > 0:32:44The truth.

0:32:44 > 0:32:48- They let Phil go, they've got no case, nothing. - Well, they got it all wrong!

0:32:48 > 0:32:50I'm making sure everyone knows it.

0:33:02 > 0:33:06Ben, get out there and clear these up before your dad gets up!

0:33:06 > 0:33:09- Well, it wasn't me... - I flaming well know that! Just get out there!

0:33:12 > 0:33:14Ben, go!

0:33:44 > 0:33:46- Jean!- Oh!

0:33:46 > 0:33:47Morning...

0:33:47 > 0:33:50SHE MOUTHS

0:34:07 > 0:34:09See, not as bad as some people.

0:34:09 > 0:34:12What nutter wrote that?

0:34:12 > 0:34:14Dunno. Wouldn't want to be in their shoes though.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16KNOCK AT DOOR >

0:34:18 > 0:34:22Hey, sorry, I planned on going to the office...

0:34:22 > 0:34:25I'm glad you're here. Mum had a call from the funeral parlour.

0:34:25 > 0:34:31- Mum!- Yeah, we've got to start making up our minds about what we want for her.

0:34:31 > 0:34:32Grandma Carol!

0:34:32 > 0:34:36Don't need to, I mean, she wrote it down. Least she told me she did.

0:34:36 > 0:34:37Show us.

0:34:37 > 0:34:39- I don't have it.- Grandma!

0:34:39 > 0:34:43All right, Tiff. I'm coming. Be back in a minute.

0:34:43 > 0:34:45You're just so helpful.

0:34:45 > 0:34:48I was hardly going to have a conversation with her about it.

0:34:48 > 0:34:51Now we don't know what Pat wants for her big send-off, because of you!

0:34:51 > 0:34:56It's got to be horses. Black ones. Always liked a show.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01He recorded it all on the Nanny Cam.

0:35:02 > 0:35:04What's a Nanny Cam?

0:35:04 > 0:35:07It doesn't matter, he recorded everything I said.

0:35:09 > 0:35:13Well, where is it? Is it recording us now?

0:35:13 > 0:35:15Dunno, I can't see it.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18But that was a private conversation.

0:35:18 > 0:35:19Jean, what am I going to do?

0:35:24 > 0:35:28Full English, burnt to a crisp, beautiful.

0:35:28 > 0:35:31Carry on like that and you're not going to get the treat I've got for you.

0:35:31 > 0:35:33- Oh, yeah?- Yeah.

0:35:33 > 0:35:35What you doing going out dressed like that?

0:35:35 > 0:35:39- He went to the shops for me.- Well, dress properly next time, will you?

0:35:47 > 0:35:48Oh, Denise...

0:35:48 > 0:35:50What you doing?!

0:35:50 > 0:35:53It's a waste of time. I saw Ben pulling the whole lot of them down.

0:35:53 > 0:35:56And I'm going out there and putting them all back up again.

0:35:56 > 0:35:59What are you hoping to achieve? Another Mitchell war?

0:35:59 > 0:36:01What I want is a reason to get up in the morning.

0:36:01 > 0:36:06- Cos everything I was, or I am, it's all gone up in smoke, innit? - Yeah, but yesterday...

0:36:06 > 0:36:09Yesterday, yes. Yesterday, it was about Pat.

0:36:09 > 0:36:14But, bad men, they can't keep getting away with it, Patrick, they really can't.

0:36:17 > 0:36:20Cab's outside! We got everything on the list?

0:36:20 > 0:36:22Af, Doctor Who magazines?

0:36:24 > 0:36:28Huh? Oh, yeah. Here you go.

0:36:28 > 0:36:30You are coming?

0:36:30 > 0:36:34- I thought I could look after Kamil. - Amira's already taken him out.

0:36:34 > 0:36:37Tam's just in shock, Afia. He'll come round.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39He's just a bit disorientated.

0:36:39 > 0:36:43The more familiar faces he sees, the quicker he'll be back to his old self.

0:36:43 > 0:36:45I promise.

0:36:47 > 0:36:49Right. What else is left on the list?

0:36:49 > 0:36:51Big Book Of Incredible Facts.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53Yes, of course.

0:36:53 > 0:36:55Right, well, that's us, then. Let's go.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58Madam...

0:36:59 > 0:37:01Thank you.

0:37:03 > 0:37:04Morning, gorgeous.

0:37:04 > 0:37:06- Hi.- All right?

0:37:08 > 0:37:11- I'm making a coffee, if you want one.- No, no, I'm good.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15- Tea, then?- No. No, thanks, darling.

0:37:16 > 0:37:19Look, I want to see the film on that Nanny Cam.

0:37:21 > 0:37:24Well, I've got rid of it now. Long gone.

0:37:25 > 0:37:30- So why the silent treatment? - Ah, Kat, thought I'd take up mime.

0:37:30 > 0:37:34- Try harder. You're not meant to talk.- No, you're right. There's always a hitch with that.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39Look, it was just a load of nonsense, all right?

0:37:39 > 0:37:42It was stupid me saying stupid words.

0:37:42 > 0:37:47Well, you can say a lot more stupid words now cos I made an appointment for us.

0:37:47 > 0:37:48For?

0:37:48 > 0:37:51- Half twelve today. - No, Alfie, what for?

0:37:52 > 0:37:54Oh. The marriage guidance people.

0:37:56 > 0:38:01What? Nah, no, I'm not going to that.

0:38:16 > 0:38:17New Year's resolution.

0:38:17 > 0:38:19Go on, then.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21Live like there's no tomorrow.

0:38:21 > 0:38:24Right. So when's the party starting?

0:38:25 > 0:38:26Good question.

0:38:26 > 0:38:28So, who you inviting?

0:38:28 > 0:38:31Er... You?

0:38:31 > 0:38:33Is that it?

0:38:33 > 0:38:35Well, I'm not inviting Masood and Ian.

0:38:35 > 0:38:39- Can't believe the wheels have come off already.- Mine too,

0:38:39 > 0:38:42judging by my distinct lack of hangover

0:38:42 > 0:38:44and not waking up with somebody I can't remember meeting.

0:38:47 > 0:38:48Hang on, Denise...

0:38:48 > 0:38:53Sorry, but, you know, someone's got to stand up, haven't they?

0:38:56 > 0:38:58If Shirley ever sees these...

0:38:58 > 0:39:01You know what, I'm starting to think you and me have got it sussed.

0:39:01 > 0:39:03Compared to that lot anyway.

0:39:04 > 0:39:06It feels a bit weird doing this.

0:39:06 > 0:39:08Yeah.

0:39:11 > 0:39:15Imagine if them two got back together. That'd be really something, wouldn't it?

0:39:15 > 0:39:17Yeah.

0:39:22 > 0:39:25What are we going to do with all this stuff? Sell it?

0:39:26 > 0:39:27Melt it down?

0:39:27 > 0:39:34Oh! That was a Christmas present a few years back, from us.

0:39:34 > 0:39:35Me and Ricky.

0:39:36 > 0:39:38Best you have it, then, eh?

0:39:42 > 0:39:44Why don't you take something?

0:39:44 > 0:39:49- What? Of Mum's?- Can't leave empty handed. She would not want that.

0:39:49 > 0:39:50I'm leaving now, am I?

0:39:50 > 0:39:52You got to go home sooner or later.

0:39:53 > 0:39:55That's the tricky part, darling.

0:39:56 > 0:39:59I don't exactly have a home at the moment.

0:39:59 > 0:40:01- You've got a place in Spain.- Had.

0:40:01 > 0:40:04- I HAD a place. - What? It didn't work out, then?

0:40:05 > 0:40:08Same in New Zealand and my brother.

0:40:09 > 0:40:12You don't change, do you?

0:40:12 > 0:40:16- What?- I bet you tried it on with his wife or something.

0:40:16 > 0:40:18That's way off the mark, darling.

0:40:18 > 0:40:20You'll have to stay here, then.

0:40:21 > 0:40:23That depends, job-wise.

0:40:23 > 0:40:25You'll find something.

0:40:25 > 0:40:28- You're keen. - I just love having you here.

0:40:28 > 0:40:32- How much?- Oh, don't start. - This much?- Stop it! - Oh, don't tell me this much!

0:40:35 > 0:40:39Brought all those things you asked for yesterday.

0:40:39 > 0:40:41Just put them on the cabinet, yeah?

0:40:42 > 0:40:45Tam? You all right?

0:40:45 > 0:40:46Tambo.

0:40:46 > 0:40:47Hey...

0:40:50 > 0:40:52Gotcha!

0:40:52 > 0:40:54Someone's feeling better.

0:40:58 > 0:41:03Anyway, the skin graft, did they say how it went?

0:41:03 > 0:41:06- Yeah, bit disappointed actually. - Really? Why?

0:41:06 > 0:41:08I wanted it in white but they ran out.

0:41:08 > 0:41:11It was a joke. OK?

0:41:11 > 0:41:14As in, "Ha-ha, I haven't lost my sense of humour, despite what happened."

0:41:14 > 0:41:19- Anything we can do for you while we're here?- You can ask her to leave.

0:41:19 > 0:41:22See, told you.

0:41:22 > 0:41:26Tam, I invited Afia. I said we should all be here.

0:41:26 > 0:41:30- He's drugged up, he doesn't know what he's saying.- So why isn't he telling YOU to leave?

0:41:48 > 0:41:50So, what we going to do with all this?

0:42:02 > 0:42:04I don't remember Pat wearing this.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13What's that?

0:42:13 > 0:42:17Nothing, no, nothing, just forget... Ricky!

0:42:27 > 0:42:32The car lot fire was years ago. What does this matter now?

0:42:32 > 0:42:36It obviously mattered to Dad. Otherwise he wouldn't have wrote that, would he?

0:42:38 > 0:42:45I can't believe Pat kept it. If this came out, Phil and Dad would've gone down for years.

0:42:45 > 0:42:50Some people keep love letters, Pat kept a murder confession.

0:42:50 > 0:42:52Romance like that you just can't buy.

0:42:53 > 0:42:55Yeah, well, tell that to Phil.

0:43:00 > 0:43:02Jean, have you seen Kat at all?

0:43:04 > 0:43:05Thanks, darling.

0:43:11 > 0:43:12You coming?

0:43:15 > 0:43:16All right.

0:43:17 > 0:43:20There's the address, it's about 20 minutes in the cab.

0:43:27 > 0:43:30Been waiting for it to be delivered.

0:43:30 > 0:43:32This is my "big treat", is it?

0:43:32 > 0:43:34No, not just for you, it's for all of you.

0:43:36 > 0:43:39Oh, ain't you strong(!)

0:43:39 > 0:43:42I don't get it. What we looking at here?

0:43:42 > 0:43:45You're going to do her up, get her running, and then...

0:43:45 > 0:43:47you tell me.

0:43:47 > 0:43:48Getaway motor?

0:43:48 > 0:43:51- Limo?- Limo? In that? Get real.

0:43:51 > 0:43:55A demolition derby. I don't believe it! I thought you'd be dead against that.

0:43:55 > 0:43:58You should be grateful, I was going to enter you without a car!

0:43:58 > 0:44:00- We're going to race this? - Lots of races.

0:44:00 > 0:44:05You're going to do this little beauty up, go to the nearest track and hit everything in sight.

0:44:05 > 0:44:08And we'll be the last ones running. Yeah, I think I'm up for that.

0:44:08 > 0:44:10Boys' toys, what could be better?

0:44:10 > 0:44:14We could attach a few machine guns, or a couple of lasers, or something.

0:44:14 > 0:44:15Yeah, calm down.

0:44:16 > 0:44:18So, what d'you reckon?

0:44:18 > 0:44:25- Well, you're going have to teach me mechanics.- 'Bout time, an' all. Nice one, Shirl.

0:44:25 > 0:44:28We'll make a Mitchell out of him yet, won't we?

0:44:35 > 0:44:36What's all this?

0:44:36 > 0:44:39It's all right, it's been dealt with.

0:44:39 > 0:44:41What? You knew about this?! Who was it? Denise?

0:44:41 > 0:44:45- Laying into her ain't going to do any good, is it? - You got a better idea?

0:44:45 > 0:44:49Yeah, I'll sort it out, all right? I should've done it earlier.

0:44:49 > 0:44:51Well, I tell you what, I want this stopped.

0:44:51 > 0:44:53And if you don't, I will.

0:44:57 > 0:45:00Listen, do you believe in there being something else?

0:45:00 > 0:45:02You know, after you're gone?

0:45:02 > 0:45:07What, like we're all going to meet on a big white fluffy cloud?

0:45:07 > 0:45:12I just don't want this to be it. What's the point, otherwise?

0:45:16 > 0:45:19You know, I'd like to see Dad again. And Pat.

0:45:19 > 0:45:25- I'd like her to tell us everything's going to be all right. - D'you know what I'd like her to do?

0:45:25 > 0:45:27What?

0:45:27 > 0:45:28Just call me.

0:45:28 > 0:45:29Eh?

0:45:29 > 0:45:30Just call me up...

0:45:30 > 0:45:33and, I don't know, have a go at me or something.

0:45:33 > 0:45:36Or phone me to say that she's never going to phone me again.

0:45:36 > 0:45:38Just a last few words.

0:45:38 > 0:45:40MOBILE PHONE BEEPS

0:45:45 > 0:45:49Oh. It's for my midwife appointment.

0:45:51 > 0:45:53I haven't got a clue what I'm going to do.

0:45:53 > 0:45:57No-one has, you just got to get on with it.

0:45:57 > 0:46:02Me and a baby? A poor defenceless baby depending on me?

0:46:04 > 0:46:07- I thought Pat could... - Well, look, I'll do it instead.

0:46:07 > 0:46:12- Oh, yeah. All right.- Just say the word. Whatever, whenever.

0:46:16 > 0:46:18What are we going to do without her, Ricky?

0:46:22 > 0:46:24Right, then. Who've you got?

0:46:24 > 0:46:26No-one yet. You?

0:46:27 > 0:46:28Nope.

0:46:29 > 0:46:32Absolutely no-one.

0:46:33 > 0:46:37Well, so much for the first day of the rest of our lives.

0:46:37 > 0:46:38Well, I'll drink to that.

0:46:40 > 0:46:44Cheers, darling. Jean, don't look at me like that.

0:46:45 > 0:46:48I told him I wasn't going. We don't need it.

0:46:57 > 0:46:58I'm saying nothing.

0:46:58 > 0:47:02Hey, New Year's Eve, right? We had a dance and that.

0:47:03 > 0:47:07Yeah, yeah, it's... Adam, innit?

0:47:07 > 0:47:10- Aaron.- Yeah. Course it is.

0:47:10 > 0:47:14I'm just getting my brother a drink, if you fancy joining us?

0:47:15 > 0:47:17Well, hello...

0:47:17 > 0:47:18- You're drooling.- I know.

0:47:18 > 0:47:22Denise, Denise! The police let him go.

0:47:22 > 0:47:25Yes, but it doesn't mean he didn't do anything, does it?

0:47:25 > 0:47:26Jean, get Patrick, all right?

0:47:26 > 0:47:30- Come in here, darling, let me talk to you.- I ain't done yet!

0:47:30 > 0:47:35- Maybe you should knock it on the head, yeah?- Kat, you have no idea what Phil Mitchell's done.

0:47:35 > 0:47:39- Maybe you should listen to Kat. - No. Don't you dare.

0:47:43 > 0:47:45I miss Kevin too.

0:47:46 > 0:47:49He brought Carly and Deano up like they were his own.

0:47:49 > 0:47:55- Yeah, but how can you let Phil anywhere near you? - Phil didn't kill Kevin!- He did!

0:47:55 > 0:47:59- He was involved in the cut-and-shut cars.- So was Kevin!

0:47:59 > 0:48:01He knew what he was doing!

0:48:02 > 0:48:08- It was a stupid accident. You know that.- Yes, but it was Phil! Ultimately, it was him!

0:48:09 > 0:48:14When Kevin was dying, he wasn't ranting and raving,

0:48:14 > 0:48:17he wasn't blaming Phil.

0:48:18 > 0:48:22He was just looking up at the street lamps, thinking it was the sunshine.

0:48:24 > 0:48:27That's how you should be remembering him.

0:48:27 > 0:48:31Not like this, not like...he was some crusade.

0:48:34 > 0:48:37Denise, his last thoughts, they were of you.

0:48:45 > 0:48:49- If Kevin was here, it just wouldn't be like this.- I know, I know.

0:48:49 > 0:48:51Come on, let me take you home.

0:48:53 > 0:48:54He was a good man.

0:48:56 > 0:49:01And the bottom line is that you got to share part of your life with him.

0:49:06 > 0:49:08- Take care of her, Patrick.- Yeah.

0:49:17 > 0:49:19Alfie'll be waiting for you.

0:49:32 > 0:49:35- Mr Moon? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's me.

0:49:36 > 0:49:37And Mrs Moon?

0:49:39 > 0:49:40Next question?

0:49:45 > 0:49:50The world's longest fingernails currently belong to a woman,

0:49:50 > 0:49:55Lee Redmond, and they have reached an astonishing 24 feet 7.8 inches.

0:49:55 > 0:49:59Wow. Wouldn't want to give her a manicure, would you?

0:49:59 > 0:50:02You wouldn't have to, cos she was in a car crash and she broke them.

0:50:02 > 0:50:04So someone else has got the record now.

0:50:04 > 0:50:06This place is such a maze.

0:50:06 > 0:50:09I mean, does anyone even know where the canteen is?

0:50:09 > 0:50:13I'm surprised that the nurses even find their patients.

0:50:13 > 0:50:18Actually, Mum, I'm feeling really tired, so...

0:50:18 > 0:50:22It's good to see you all and everything, but, you know...

0:50:22 > 0:50:24- I need my beauty sleep.- Oh, OK.

0:50:24 > 0:50:30- I'll call Afia in.- No. No. She's not who I thought she was, OK?

0:50:30 > 0:50:32She hid everything from me.

0:50:32 > 0:50:34Tamwar, you risked your life for her.

0:50:34 > 0:50:37Pure instinct told you to save the girl you love.

0:50:37 > 0:50:39- You can't ignore that. - Look where it got me.

0:50:42 > 0:50:44Just spend a couple of minutes with her.

0:50:44 > 0:50:46No! Dad, no! OK? I just want to sleep.

0:50:50 > 0:50:52OK. You get some sleep, then.

0:50:53 > 0:50:57OK, but next time we come you have to start talking to her, OK?

0:50:57 > 0:51:00Look at me and your mum. We're talking.

0:51:05 > 0:51:07# Edelweiss... #

0:51:07 > 0:51:09Really?!

0:51:09 > 0:51:12- # Edelweiss... # - Mum, really...? Syed!

0:51:12 > 0:51:13Mum!

0:51:15 > 0:51:16He's in enough pain(!)

0:51:24 > 0:51:26You keeping that?

0:51:26 > 0:51:30Yeah. Thought I might.

0:51:30 > 0:51:32Just don't wear it to the funeral.

0:51:35 > 0:51:36Get rid of it!

0:51:43 > 0:51:47- I still miss Dad, you know. - Do you really want Phil knowing that you've got that?

0:51:47 > 0:51:48Any luck?

0:51:49 > 0:51:50No.

0:51:50 > 0:51:52What the hell are you wearing?

0:51:53 > 0:51:57- Do you like it?- No. You look like an idiot.- Oh, cheers. - Well, that's my pleasure.

0:51:57 > 0:52:01If we can't find anything then maybe we should just think about what Pat would want.

0:52:01 > 0:52:03We should know.

0:52:03 > 0:52:06Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Janine, we should.

0:52:06 > 0:52:10Well, I'm thinking horses. Black ones.

0:52:12 > 0:52:15Yeah, yeah, she'd love that.

0:52:24 > 0:52:25You took your time.

0:52:25 > 0:52:29That's cos I'm a thoughtful, delicate soul.

0:52:29 > 0:52:31It's all good now.

0:52:32 > 0:52:35Better than good.

0:52:44 > 0:52:47Still no sign of your wife.

0:52:47 > 0:52:50So. Tell me, Mr Moon.

0:52:50 > 0:52:52It's OK, you can call me Alfie.

0:52:52 > 0:52:53Alfie.

0:52:53 > 0:52:55Alfie...

0:52:55 > 0:52:59Tell me, what would you most like to gain from this session?

0:52:59 > 0:53:01What would I like to gain?

0:53:01 > 0:53:06I'd like my wife, Kat, to know that what we've got is still magic.

0:53:06 > 0:53:08And, you know, that I still love her.

0:53:10 > 0:53:11You never tell her that?

0:53:11 > 0:53:14Yeah, course I tell her. I'm always telling her.

0:53:14 > 0:53:16I'm always in the pub going, "Kat, love you."

0:53:16 > 0:53:19Always. Just maybe not...

0:53:19 > 0:53:23maybe just not the right time lately. That's all.

0:53:23 > 0:53:25So why wait for the right time?

0:53:26 > 0:53:29In fact, it would make it the right time, wouldn't it?

0:53:31 > 0:53:33Yeah, yeah, I suppose, yeah.

0:53:35 > 0:53:39- I'm presuming that Kat wants to hear it.- Mmm.

0:53:40 > 0:53:41Yeah...

0:53:41 > 0:53:46We just need some choice words, you know, to get the ship back on course.

0:53:48 > 0:53:52Alfie, you have to start by being honest with yourselves.

0:53:53 > 0:53:56Opening up to each other is always the first step.

0:53:58 > 0:54:00Yeah, I thought you'd say that.

0:54:00 > 0:54:04But you're not doing it. Do you know why?

0:54:10 > 0:54:12Have you got any easier questions?

0:54:12 > 0:54:15I'm happy to answer all your questions, I just thought,

0:54:15 > 0:54:18start at the easy ones then we can work up to the big ones, yeah?

0:54:18 > 0:54:21I'd have thought that was an easy question.

0:54:27 > 0:54:28I'm sorry.

0:54:28 > 0:54:33- Oh, but you did nothing wrong.- Yeah, but it all just caught up with me

0:54:33 > 0:54:36and I kept seeing Kevin in my head.

0:54:36 > 0:54:38I understand.

0:54:38 > 0:54:42Well, you know sometimes things get hold of you and you can't get free.

0:54:42 > 0:54:45Yeah, but it's always him. The "don" of the square.

0:54:45 > 0:54:49Yeah, Phil is Phil, but we don't want anything at all to do with him.

0:54:49 > 0:54:50I know blokes like him.

0:54:50 > 0:54:54- They think they're untouchable, can get away with anything.- Denise...

0:54:54 > 0:54:57But, I know. Patrick, I know.

0:54:57 > 0:55:02There's going to be more stuff hidden away, more blood on his hands.

0:55:02 > 0:55:06And it's going to catch up with him and I'll be there cheering when it does.

0:55:06 > 0:55:11Yes, that might be the case, but until then, you have to let it go.

0:55:11 > 0:55:13All right?

0:55:17 > 0:55:21We sanded it down, re-varnished it, added a protective coat

0:55:21 > 0:55:25and, lo and behold, we're looking at a fully functional door.

0:55:26 > 0:55:29Right. Amazing.

0:55:29 > 0:55:31It's what we do. Doors.

0:55:31 > 0:55:33And windows.

0:55:33 > 0:55:36Excuse me, just got to visit the little boys' room.

0:55:36 > 0:55:40Me too. You can tell we're brothers, same size bladders.

0:55:41 > 0:55:42Yeah...

0:55:42 > 0:55:47Doors... Windows...

0:55:47 > 0:55:51Does he ever shut up?

0:55:51 > 0:55:53I'm going to go home and sew my ears back on.

0:55:53 > 0:55:57Tell me about it. I must have been absolutely wasted last time.

0:55:57 > 0:55:59He's so boring!

0:55:59 > 0:56:00Can we just go?

0:56:01 > 0:56:03I'll get the cheque.

0:56:10 > 0:56:13All right, Syed, how's Tamwar?

0:56:13 > 0:56:17Yeah, he's all right. He's got a long way to go yet.

0:56:25 > 0:56:30- Boys!- Listen, it's been great, but me and Christian really...

0:56:30 > 0:56:35We were just thinking this would be a lot more fun if we took it back to my place.

0:56:35 > 0:56:38- That is, if you're game. - Christian!- Excuse me?

0:56:38 > 0:56:41Can I get the bill?

0:56:52 > 0:56:55- Hi, Rick.- Hi.- Pat's favourite.

0:56:55 > 0:56:57Nice one. Listen, I was just nipping out.

0:56:57 > 0:57:00The others are in the lounge, all right?

0:57:17 > 0:57:20Our problems, they're not huge. They're like a bit rock'n'roll.

0:57:20 > 0:57:26- It's the way we've always been. - Is that true? Or is it perhaps just a cover up?

0:57:26 > 0:57:28No, course it's true, honest to God, swear to you.

0:57:28 > 0:57:32Sitting here the last few minutes has really well and truly sorted me out.

0:57:32 > 0:57:36You! You are a clever girl and there is a medal in the post on its way to you.

0:57:36 > 0:57:38Running away won't help.

0:57:38 > 0:57:39No.

0:57:39 > 0:57:42No, no, no, I'm not running away, I'm running towards my wife.

0:57:42 > 0:57:46And that's because of you. So, thank you, and take care.

0:58:15 > 0:58:17Sorry, Alfie, it was kicking off a bit.

0:58:17 > 0:58:21- It's all right, it don't matter. - Oi! I'm here, I turned up, didn't I?

0:58:21 > 0:58:24Yeah, she didn't. The counsellor.

0:58:24 > 0:58:26- You're joking, what a cheek. - These people, eh?

0:58:26 > 0:58:31Hold on, that might be a sign, that might mean that we're all right.

0:58:31 > 0:58:32Yeah.

0:58:57 > 0:59:00You definitely ain't seen a note laying around?

0:59:00 > 0:59:04No, it's a letter, Bianca. No, it's not from Mandy, it's from my dad.

0:59:07 > 0:59:11- Cheers, Patrick. - Oh, no, no, no. On the house.

0:59:11 > 0:59:13You sure? There's loads here.

0:59:13 > 0:59:15No, Pat would want somebody to look after you.

0:59:15 > 0:59:20I thought Shirley made it clear. I want these cleared away. Destroyed. Never to be seen again.

0:59:20 > 0:59:23- I'm sure that's the last of them. - I'm telling you to make sure.

0:59:23 > 0:59:25- Phil...- What? - Look, it's not my problem.

0:59:25 > 0:59:31I can make it your problem, now do as you're told, shut up shop, and get hold of that stupid cow, Denise.

0:59:38 > 0:59:43- Look at big strong Daddy!- We need to make some more phone calls, find more retailers we can supply to.

0:59:43 > 0:59:47He'll be a big businessman and make everything fabulous. You'll have everything you want.

0:59:47 > 0:59:50- Stop filling her head with that. - She doesn't understand.

0:59:50 > 0:59:51It's still pressure.

0:59:51 > 0:59:55We're in a thriving market. London will never go out of fashion.

0:59:55 > 0:59:59- All the same, I'm thinking along the lines of trying to get hold of a market stall.- What?

0:59:59 > 1:00:03Well, then we've got two outlets, you know, traders and the public.

1:00:03 > 1:00:06- Have you seen the people on the market stalls?- Well, yeah. And?

1:00:06 > 1:00:09Their skin is all wrinkled and weather beaten.

1:00:09 > 1:00:11That is so not me, old before my time.

1:00:11 > 1:00:15- Yeah, well, I happen to like the old sailor look.- What? Christian?

1:00:15 > 1:00:16Where are you going?

1:00:16 > 1:00:19- To get a coffee.- Wait up, we'll come.

1:00:19 > 1:00:24- I'll only be five minutes. - And we can talk stall.- We just did. - I still need convincing.

1:00:24 > 1:00:27Besides, it's quite nice us three just hanging out.

1:00:30 > 1:00:33Sorry about Jane bailing on us last night.

1:00:33 > 1:00:35I'm not.

1:00:35 > 1:00:37I take it your brother didn't mind, then.

1:00:37 > 1:00:40I told him three's a crowd...

1:00:40 > 1:00:41Take the day off. >

1:00:41 > 1:00:43Morning.

1:00:43 > 1:00:44Morning.

1:00:44 > 1:00:46Go on, we could do something together.

1:00:46 > 1:00:50- I can't, I'm way behind after going to see Tam.- I never get to see you.

1:00:50 > 1:00:53Why couldn't I come to the hospital yesterday?

1:00:53 > 1:00:58- He doesn't want too many people around him.- He is my brother. I love him as much as you do.

1:01:05 > 1:01:09I'll tell you what, why don't I show you the boxing gym.

1:01:09 > 1:01:12Isn't that the waiter from last night?

1:01:12 > 1:01:15Is it? No idea.

1:01:18 > 1:01:19He looks happy.

1:01:19 > 1:01:21Does he?

1:01:25 > 1:01:26Morning.

1:01:26 > 1:01:30It's called the Queen Vic, on the corner, opposite the market. You can't miss us.

1:01:30 > 1:01:31Thank you.

1:01:31 > 1:01:33I tell you what, I'll have a chat with Mrs Moon

1:01:33 > 1:01:36and then I shall ring back to confirm.

1:01:36 > 1:01:37Lovely, thank you. Bye-bye.

1:01:37 > 1:01:39Have a chat with Mrs Moon about what?

1:01:39 > 1:01:41You around today?

1:01:41 > 1:01:43- I'm always around.- Good.

1:01:45 > 1:01:49- Right, and?- Well... Cheers, mate! I'll be with you soon, all right, thanks.- See ya.

1:01:49 > 1:01:52That was the marriage guidance org...

1:01:52 > 1:01:54Hold on, just hear me out, OK?

1:01:54 > 1:01:58They're apologising for the no-show yesterday and are sending someone round today, OK?

1:01:58 > 1:02:02I thought we weren't going to bother. Like yesterday was a sign.

1:02:02 > 1:02:05Well, think of today as a second sign, which cancels the first sign.

1:02:05 > 1:02:09- Alfie, do I have to do this? - Kat, you want this as much as I do, don't you?

1:02:09 > 1:02:12We need to get the old magic back. Am I right? Yes, am I right?

1:02:12 > 1:02:13Course I'm right.

1:02:13 > 1:02:16Right, let me go and square up with the bloke.

1:02:19 > 1:02:23Your nana Pat, she always put too much sugar on it when I was a kid.

1:02:23 > 1:02:24I used to love it.

1:02:25 > 1:02:27Grandad?

1:02:27 > 1:02:29Yes?

1:02:29 > 1:02:33I've decided I've forgiven you for running out on Grandma Carol.

1:02:33 > 1:02:37- Oh, right, thank you. - You need a friend when you're sad.

1:02:37 > 1:02:41- I'm OK.- No, you're not.

1:02:41 > 1:02:45We're sad too. That's how we know.

1:02:45 > 1:02:50When will it go away, feeling this sad?

1:02:50 > 1:02:51One day.

1:02:51 > 1:02:57Yeah, you'll think of Nana Pat and it'll change from making you feel sad to making you smile.

1:02:57 > 1:02:59That happen with Billie?

1:03:00 > 1:03:05Yeah. You know, all I've got is good thoughts now.

1:03:06 > 1:03:11- Can I go and watch telly?- Yeah, course you can. Don't make a mess.

1:03:13 > 1:03:15Ah.

1:03:18 > 1:03:24- So, what's happening with Ricky and Bianca?- Oh, I don't know.

1:03:24 > 1:03:27- You said you would tell me. - I was just shutting you up, wasn't I?

1:03:27 > 1:03:32It wasn't really the right time. They ain't getting on though.

1:03:33 > 1:03:35So, find the letter, did ya?

1:03:35 > 1:03:37It was me dad's, all right? Ask Janine.

1:03:37 > 1:03:42- Actually, no, don't ask Janine. It was in my back pocket. - Yeah, I'll bet.

1:03:43 > 1:03:47- Patrick gave us all this stuff for free.- Now, there's a sweet man.

1:03:47 > 1:03:48Write that down, did ya?

1:04:02 > 1:04:04- What?- I never said anything.

1:04:05 > 1:04:07Who is she?

1:04:08 > 1:04:10- What?- Who is she?

1:04:10 > 1:04:12Has Ricky...

1:04:12 > 1:04:15Bianca? Bianca?!

1:04:15 > 1:04:19- Just forget it, all right. - Who was it?

1:04:19 > 1:04:20I'll go and ask Ricky.

1:04:20 > 1:04:24Oh, no, just stop. Just stop! Shut the door.

1:04:27 > 1:04:28Go on.

1:04:30 > 1:04:33- It was Mandy...- I'll kill her.

1:04:33 > 1:04:38- I'll kill him first!- Just stop it! Just stop it, both of you, I just can't deal with this right now...

1:04:38 > 1:04:40I've never liked that bloke, never.

1:04:40 > 1:04:44Come here. No-one does that to my daughter, no-one.

1:04:44 > 1:04:47What is it with you men? Come here, darling.

1:04:58 > 1:05:01- Hello, again.- That seat's taken. - Is now.

1:05:01 > 1:05:06- I meant that...- I was going to play this cool, but who am I kidding?

1:05:06 > 1:05:12In my whole life, I have never seen anyone as beautiful as you.

1:05:12 > 1:05:14I'm sure you have, once or twice.

1:05:14 > 1:05:19You know, it's like there's a big light coming down from the sky and it's just landed on you.

1:05:19 > 1:05:22OK, first line was good, second line was a bit cheesy.

1:05:22 > 1:05:26- How about I take your number? - Excuse me? I'm a married woman.

1:05:26 > 1:05:30- You are going to waste.- Anthony, that was so not a good chat-up line.

1:05:30 > 1:05:33That wasn't a line.

1:05:33 > 1:05:37Cos someone like you, someone as lovely as you, deserves better.

1:05:40 > 1:05:42- Syed's...- Right here.

1:05:45 > 1:05:49Hello, mate, you all right? Just keeping your seat warm, that's all.

1:05:50 > 1:05:51Sorry...

1:05:58 > 1:06:00What did he want?

1:06:00 > 1:06:01- Me.- And?

1:06:03 > 1:06:06- Sy...- I was just asking. I'd better get off.

1:06:06 > 1:06:08- Where to this time? - It's just one of those days.

1:06:08 > 1:06:12One of those days where we break the rules and hang out for the hell of it.

1:06:12 > 1:06:14Maybe some other time, yeah? Bye.

1:06:20 > 1:06:23Where are you going? Your daughter needs you.

1:06:24 > 1:06:27Well, you were doing fine on your own.

1:06:27 > 1:06:29Anyway, you made me feel like I wasn't needed.

1:06:29 > 1:06:33Always running away, that's your first instinct, isn't it, eh?

1:06:33 > 1:06:36- Nothing changes, does it? - I'm no good at all that stuff.

1:06:36 > 1:06:39You know that. It's never been my strong point.

1:06:39 > 1:06:42Yeah, we could write a book the amount of people you bail on.

1:06:42 > 1:06:46That's it, Carol. Go low. Don't mind me.

1:06:46 > 1:06:47It came out wrong...

1:06:47 > 1:06:49Always does with you, don't it?

1:06:52 > 1:06:53DOOR SLAMS

1:06:55 > 1:06:57A simple hello would've done it.

1:06:59 > 1:07:02- You're Pat's son, aren't you? - David. Yeah.

1:07:02 > 1:07:06Hi. Cos you sort of look a bit like her.

1:07:08 > 1:07:13- Hopefully you mean a younger version. - Yes, no...maybe not.

1:07:13 > 1:07:15Thanks very much.

1:07:15 > 1:07:17I'm Roxy. And they're from my sister as well.

1:07:17 > 1:07:21- There's a little note in there. - Oh, there's two of you, is there?

1:07:21 > 1:07:23Yeah. Yeah, she's not around at the moment.

1:07:24 > 1:07:25That make you lonely?

1:07:29 > 1:07:31Anyway... I'll pop these in a vase.

1:07:34 > 1:07:35Thanks.

1:07:38 > 1:07:42Right, that car was running earlier and now it ain't.

1:07:42 > 1:07:44Got any ideas? Ben?

1:07:44 > 1:07:50- Well, engine's rubbish? - Spot on. You're learning already. I think it might be the distributor.

1:07:50 > 1:07:53Now my mate runs that scrap yard down Mile End Road,

1:07:53 > 1:07:55go in there, tell him I sent you.

1:07:55 > 1:07:58If you can get him down on price, you can keep the difference.

1:07:58 > 1:07:59Result.

1:07:59 > 1:08:03- So, can you fix it though?- Lads?

1:08:03 > 1:08:05- No problems.- In our sleep.

1:08:05 > 1:08:08Well, come on, then, what are you waiting for?

1:08:09 > 1:08:12- See ya.- See ya later.

1:08:18 > 1:08:21- Denise? Denise?- Yeah?

1:08:21 > 1:08:26I, erm... I owe you an apology.

1:08:27 > 1:08:28Sorry?

1:08:31 > 1:08:34- What's this?- Read it.

1:08:45 > 1:08:46Call the police.

1:08:49 > 1:08:52This suit all right? You didn't give me a lot of time.

1:08:52 > 1:08:55Yeah, nice bit of smutter. Where's your tie, though?

1:08:55 > 1:08:58- In my pocket.- Right.- It was in someone else's until I dipped my hand.

1:08:58 > 1:09:02- There's a surprise. So you know what you're doing?- Not really.- No?

1:09:02 > 1:09:04This says you do.

1:09:04 > 1:09:07- But what do I say?- It's very simple. You'll sit with Mrs Moon,

1:09:07 > 1:09:09I'm going to sneak off, you'll be on your own with her.

1:09:09 > 1:09:14And while you're alone I don't want you flirting and telling her she's beautiful! She is the sort.

1:09:14 > 1:09:18- I am reformed, Alfie, trust me. - All right, whatever. Come on.

1:09:20 > 1:09:22You dirty little dog.

1:09:24 > 1:09:25You what?

1:09:25 > 1:09:28Apparently you've got a little bird on the go. Mandy.

1:09:28 > 1:09:32- Look, I don't need this right now, all right?- Right, out. Clear off.

1:09:32 > 1:09:36- What?- Get out.- Says who?- Out. - You? The man who's cheated on every bird he's been with?

1:09:36 > 1:09:39- This ain't about me this time. - David?- He's going.

1:09:39 > 1:09:44- Wait a sec!- Get off me! - You wanted me to get involved, this is me getting involved.

1:09:44 > 1:09:47- Why are you still here? No-one does that to my daughter!- Get off me!

1:09:47 > 1:09:50It's not your call! What about the kids? They're upset enough as it is.

1:09:50 > 1:09:54- We're all upset, love! - Which is why we don't need Ricky making it ten times worse.

1:09:54 > 1:09:57- They've got us now. - He is not going anywhere.

1:09:57 > 1:09:59- Well, more fool you. - You are not going to let him stay?!

1:09:59 > 1:10:02No, what I need right now is for you and you just to butt out!

1:10:04 > 1:10:05You get that?

1:10:05 > 1:10:10Don't make yourself too comfortable. See, when you don't run off you make a difference.

1:10:10 > 1:10:11Do I?

1:10:11 > 1:10:13Yeah, you do to me.

1:10:15 > 1:10:19You'll have this one-to-one and let her do a bit of the old chat. Hello, mate.

1:10:19 > 1:10:22Have a bit of chat, cos she loves to talk, right.

1:10:22 > 1:10:25Then, you look her straight in the eye and you say to her, you say,

1:10:25 > 1:10:30"Mrs Moon, you do not have a pro..." All right?

1:10:30 > 1:10:34Listen, you say, "Mrs Moon, you do not have a problem.

1:10:34 > 1:10:39"In fact, thinking about it, Mrs Moon, I think your marriage is magical."

1:10:39 > 1:10:44- See what I'm doing there? And that's the magic word, OK? Magical. - Magical. Got it!

1:10:44 > 1:10:47Cos people have to hear it from others about how well they're doing.

1:10:47 > 1:10:50- And that's it?- That's it. - Why am I telling her this?

1:10:50 > 1:10:55That's not important, Gerry. Just remember the magic word is what? Say it with me...

1:10:55 > 1:10:56BOTH: Magical.

1:10:57 > 1:10:59Come on, let's go.

1:10:59 > 1:11:01You will try and keep Pat out of this?

1:11:01 > 1:11:05- Yeah, course. It's Phil I'm after. - It's about the police now, leave it up to them.

1:11:05 > 1:11:11Yeah, I know that. I'm going to take this to them in person. I'm not going to leave until someone reads it.

1:11:11 > 1:11:14This is it, got him!

1:11:17 > 1:11:20Yeah, I think she's here somewhere. Kat, where are...

1:11:20 > 1:11:23Oh, there's my sweetness. Kat, this is Gerry. The marriage man.

1:11:23 > 1:11:25Pleased to meet you, Mrs Moon.

1:11:28 > 1:11:32There we go. Lovely.

1:11:36 > 1:11:41- So, we're all ready now. We're all yours.- Yes, right...

1:11:41 > 1:11:44Well, I'd like to start, if I may, with a few questions

1:11:44 > 1:11:48and I'll be taking some notes, if that's all right.

1:11:48 > 1:11:53- Yeah, that's all good. You're happy with that, aren't you? - Yeah. Can't wait.- Lovely.

1:12:19 > 1:12:21MUSIC PLAYS

1:12:21 > 1:12:25ENGINE CHOKES

1:12:39 > 1:12:42ENGINE STARTS

1:12:45 > 1:12:46What you doing?!

1:12:46 > 1:12:50You get the picture now? You seeing where we stand, yeah?

1:12:50 > 1:12:54Listen, if this is about Kevin, Shirley said it was all sorted.

1:12:54 > 1:12:57- No. No, we've gone way beyond that now.- What are you talking about?

1:13:00 > 1:13:01Do you remember Lucas?

1:13:03 > 1:13:04Owen?

1:13:05 > 1:13:06Yusef?

1:13:09 > 1:13:14You wouldn't believe what they did to me. Where they left me, with nothing.

1:13:14 > 1:13:16No, I wouldn't!

1:13:16 > 1:13:19No, I wouldn't if I was you. I've got nothing to lose!

1:13:19 > 1:13:20You'll get done for this.

1:13:20 > 1:13:24No. You are the one that's getting done. The best you're going to face is life.

1:13:24 > 1:13:27What's this? More threats? Eh?!

1:13:27 > 1:13:29Cos you know what, I'm getting sick of this.

1:13:29 > 1:13:32I keep getting calls and stuff telling me what I'm supposed to have done.

1:13:32 > 1:13:36But none of what you're doing is new. And more than that, none of it's even true.

1:13:36 > 1:13:38Tell that to the homeless kid.

1:13:38 > 1:13:40Eh?

1:13:40 > 1:13:41Died in a fire.

1:13:42 > 1:13:45- That jog your memory? - Who told you about that?

1:13:45 > 1:13:50- That ain't all. There's that Stella. - What's she got to do with this? - I can see you two up on that roof.

1:13:50 > 1:13:52I never touched Stella, all right?

1:13:52 > 1:13:56Look at you, you've gone pale.

1:13:56 > 1:14:02- Whatever you've heard, it's all lies.- People, they die all round you, Phil. You're racking them up.

1:14:02 > 1:14:05In fact, you're running neck and neck with Lucas.

1:14:05 > 1:14:07Just listen to me, all right?

1:14:07 > 1:14:12Someone is trying to make a mug of you. They're feeding you lies and stuff. You don't want to do this.

1:14:12 > 1:14:16I can see it all. Stella hurt Ben.

1:14:17 > 1:14:20It makes sense you'd go after her.

1:14:22 > 1:14:25Big, brave dad. You're sticking up for your wimp of a kid.

1:14:25 > 1:14:27- Nobody touches my boy.- No.

1:14:27 > 1:14:30- You had to make her pay. - Stella jumped off of that roof.

1:14:30 > 1:14:33Jumped...or pushed?

1:14:33 > 1:14:35SHE REVS ENGINE

1:14:35 > 1:14:39No! Don't hurt him, please don't hurt him! He didn't do anything, I swear to you!

1:14:41 > 1:14:43Please...

1:14:52 > 1:14:54You OK, Dad?

1:14:56 > 1:14:57Yeah, I'm all right.

1:15:14 > 1:15:16I'll be mother.

1:15:16 > 1:15:20And what would you say are your best qualities, as a couple?

1:15:20 > 1:15:23- Well, we're soul mates, aren't we? - Mm.

1:15:23 > 1:15:26- Born to be together. He's my wind and I'm his rain.- Wind and rain?

1:15:26 > 1:15:28You know what I mean.

1:15:28 > 1:15:32And...what first attracted you to Alfie?

1:15:32 > 1:15:36- Loads of things.- There must've been something in particular.

1:15:36 > 1:15:38There's a whole list of things.

1:15:38 > 1:15:44You know, my dazzling smile, my commanding presence, my raw machismo, my amazing dress sense.

1:15:44 > 1:15:46Yeah, all of them(!)

1:15:47 > 1:15:49And is the attraction still there?

1:15:49 > 1:15:52Yeah. It's never left.

1:15:52 > 1:15:54- Alfie?- Oh, yeah, just coming, Trace.

1:15:54 > 1:15:55You said this was important.

1:15:55 > 1:15:58Yeah, I know, I'll just be ten minutes.

1:15:58 > 1:16:02- But, it's all happening, innit? We're getting back on track.- Yep. - Lovely.

1:16:06 > 1:16:08He's a very, very lucky man.

1:16:11 > 1:16:12Do you reckon, do you?

1:16:25 > 1:16:28Hey, Tracey, your timing was spot on. Well done, darling.

1:16:28 > 1:16:32I don't know what it is, I'm not feeling the New Year's vibe at all.

1:16:32 > 1:16:36- We should be on like our fifth day partying straight by now. - Who says I ain't been partying?

1:16:36 > 1:16:40Yeah, right. You know what? There's no men anywhere.

1:16:40 > 1:16:43Maybe for you.

1:16:43 > 1:16:45Have you met someone?

1:16:45 > 1:16:49He ain't Mr Wonderful but it still makes me one up on you.

1:16:49 > 1:16:52You've been dragging your heels, Roxy Mitchell.

1:16:52 > 1:16:54Double whisky, please.

1:16:54 > 1:16:56What do you reckon of him?

1:16:56 > 1:16:58What, Old Father Time? Not my type.

1:16:58 > 1:17:02Which is exactly what I wanted to hear. Because I'm about to even the score.

1:17:02 > 1:17:06- Babe, not him. He's in mourning, poor bloke. - And I'm going to cheer him up.

1:17:12 > 1:17:16- In response to your earlier enquiry.- Yeah?

1:17:18 > 1:17:20Yes, I'm lonely.

1:17:20 > 1:17:23No offence, but I'm meeting someone.

1:17:23 > 1:17:25Oh, look, is that mistletoe?

1:17:25 > 1:17:27Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1:17:27 > 1:17:31You're going to put up a fight, are you?

1:17:31 > 1:17:38- I'm just saying, that's all... - Yeah? Well, you said it all before and I got the message.

1:17:45 > 1:17:47Cheers, mate.

1:17:49 > 1:17:51Well, do you need to go to hospital or anything?

1:17:51 > 1:17:54No, no. I'm all right.

1:17:55 > 1:17:56Do we tell anyone?

1:17:58 > 1:18:00Nothing happened.

1:18:00 > 1:18:02But what she said...

1:18:02 > 1:18:04Was just more of nothing. I never touched Stella.

1:18:06 > 1:18:09- Yeah. I know that.- Well, I could've though, for what she did to you.

1:18:09 > 1:18:12Evil cow deserved everything she got.

1:18:12 > 1:18:16Anyway. Stella's long gone, isn't she? Barely even history.

1:18:16 > 1:18:18Shame Denise don't think that.

1:18:18 > 1:18:20Listen. Denise is a nutter, all right?

1:18:20 > 1:18:25She's been beaten up, tied up, who knows what. There's not a sensible thought left in her head.

1:18:25 > 1:18:28- Yeah, but if she's going about stirring...- She won't. She won't.

1:18:28 > 1:18:33Besides, I'm hardly likely to slap down some nutty bird, am I?

1:18:33 > 1:18:34I've got standards.

1:18:35 > 1:18:37Like I said...

1:18:37 > 1:18:38Yeah, it's nothing.

1:18:52 > 1:18:56Denise? What did they say?

1:18:56 > 1:18:57Mmm?

1:18:57 > 1:18:58The police.

1:19:01 > 1:19:03The police?

1:19:03 > 1:19:06Please, tell me you went to see them...

1:19:12 > 1:19:15Maybe we should wait for Alfie...

1:19:15 > 1:19:17No, thanks.

1:19:17 > 1:19:19We don't click any more.

1:19:19 > 1:19:20We can't.

1:19:21 > 1:19:24Not while he looks at me the way that he does.

1:19:24 > 1:19:27What do you mean by that exactly?

1:19:27 > 1:19:31When you look at me, what do you see? Be honest.

1:19:33 > 1:19:35A very attractive woman.

1:19:37 > 1:19:42No, you see a slapper. A tart. A bit of easy. Yeah?

1:19:45 > 1:19:48Alfie was the one man, the only man,

1:19:48 > 1:19:51that looked at me like I was a princess.

1:19:53 > 1:19:56He'd put a crown on my head if he could.

1:19:56 > 1:19:58To be fair, you know,

1:19:58 > 1:20:03he does look at you like he's the happiest man in the world.

1:20:03 > 1:20:05It's, erm...

1:20:05 > 1:20:07magical.

1:20:10 > 1:20:14How tight is this dress? How low-cut is this dress?

1:20:15 > 1:20:20- You knew what I was as soon as you walked into the room.- No, I swear...

1:20:20 > 1:20:23I'm going to be buried in a boob tube, yeah, I just know it.

1:20:23 > 1:20:30And Alfie won't be around because he'll have found a proper princess by then.

1:20:30 > 1:20:33So, if you want to do something useful, yeah,

1:20:33 > 1:20:36you go downstairs and you tell him it's over.

1:20:42 > 1:20:45I knew you'd come to your senses.

1:20:45 > 1:20:47Didn't know you had my number, though.

1:20:47 > 1:20:50We women have our ways.

1:20:51 > 1:20:54Why don't you sit here?

1:20:54 > 1:20:56If you insist.

1:20:57 > 1:21:00- Where's your kid, then? - Oh, she's at her grandparents'.

1:21:00 > 1:21:05So you're free, then? You fancy doing something?

1:21:05 > 1:21:06Going somewhere?

1:21:06 > 1:21:07Syed!

1:21:08 > 1:21:10I thought you said it was urgent?

1:21:10 > 1:21:13Seriously, mate, have you got like a radar or something?

1:21:21 > 1:21:24What are you doing?!

1:21:32 > 1:21:37- Well?- Yeah, uh, it was different. - OK. Right, but you put her right though, yeah?

1:21:37 > 1:21:40- Actually, it's... - Did she get emotional?

1:21:40 > 1:21:43- Yeah, loads, loads... - But, the magic is back though, yeah?

1:21:43 > 1:21:46You told her I was great, that everything's great?

1:21:46 > 1:21:49Good man! You've got yourself a little Alfie bonus.

1:21:49 > 1:21:53- Give my love to your sister, all right? Talk soon.- All right...

1:21:53 > 1:21:55MUSIC PLAYS: # ..to be mad with anyone

1:21:55 > 1:22:00# It's not unusual to be sad with anyone

1:22:00 > 1:22:05# But if I ever find that you've changed at any time

1:22:05 > 1:22:10# It's not unusual to find out I'm in love with you

1:22:10 > 1:22:12# Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh... #

1:22:16 > 1:22:17Let's go upstairs.

1:22:17 > 1:22:20I really shouldn't be doing this.

1:22:20 > 1:22:25Why? Your mystery date didn't even show, did she?

1:22:27 > 1:22:29What?

1:22:31 > 1:22:32As much as I want to...

1:22:34 > 1:22:36- No, I can't.- What?- I can't.

1:22:38 > 1:22:39Wha...?

1:22:41 > 1:22:43DOOR SLAMS

1:22:47 > 1:22:48You took your time.

1:22:49 > 1:22:51Have a good morning?

1:22:51 > 1:22:53Yeah, yeah.

1:22:53 > 1:22:56Ben's turned out to be a great help.

1:23:14 > 1:23:16What were you thinking?

1:23:16 > 1:23:19I was thinking I wouldn't mind kissing my husband.

1:23:19 > 1:23:20It's not illegal.

1:23:20 > 1:23:21I am not your...

1:23:40 > 1:23:42Look, don't hang up.

1:23:42 > 1:23:44'I need to see you.

1:23:45 > 1:23:46'Listen, please.

1:23:46 > 1:23:49'Christian, I can't go another second without you.'

1:23:50 > 1:23:52- Just listen, please...- Syed!

1:23:52 > 1:23:55BANGING

1:23:55 > 1:23:56- Argh!- What happened?

1:23:56 > 1:23:58Oh, my ankle...

1:24:01 > 1:24:03Argh...

1:24:10 > 1:24:11This...

1:24:15 > 1:24:18This proves that Phil Mitchell is a murderer.

1:24:21 > 1:24:23And there's more.

1:24:25 > 1:24:28I know he killed a woman. Stella Crawford.

1:24:34 > 1:24:39Thank you, Ms Fox. Thank you very much indeed.

1:24:44 > 1:24:45I'll take it from here.

1:25:00 > 1:25:03- All right?- Yeah. You?

1:25:03 > 1:25:04Yeah...

1:25:06 > 1:25:09Hurry up, you're late.

1:25:09 > 1:25:14- Sorry.- Yeah, you're late because you're...- Oi, shut up. I wasn't!

1:25:14 > 1:25:16- I saw you.- Oi!

1:25:19 > 1:25:24He's fast, he's efficient, he's...Special Delivery Man!

1:25:24 > 1:25:29Kinetic energy transfuser. Every superhero needs one, you see. Eh?

1:25:29 > 1:25:33- You've finished your round already? So fast?- Got my nanospeed jacket!

1:25:33 > 1:25:36You should have gone to the hospital last night.

1:25:36 > 1:25:39Oh, um...yeah. Oh, it's much better. Where's Syed?

1:25:39 > 1:25:42Don't know. Is there a problem?

1:25:42 > 1:25:46Um...no. Quite the opposite, actually.

1:25:46 > 1:25:49Syed kissed me last night.

1:25:51 > 1:25:54- Yeah, I thought I'd treat us. - Feeling guilty?

1:25:54 > 1:25:57Well, you were the one that stood me up, remember?

1:25:57 > 1:26:00Yeah. No, I'm sorry about that, but Bianca wanted to talk to me.

1:26:00 > 1:26:03Hello, darling. Why aren't you at school?

1:26:03 > 1:26:05She had a bad dream. Didn't you, darling?

1:26:05 > 1:26:07Mum was crying in the night.

1:26:07 > 1:26:10Yeah, well, she was crying about Nana Pat, wasn't she?

1:26:10 > 1:26:13Listen, why don't you get your book bag ready

1:26:13 > 1:26:16and I'll take you to school later, yeah? All right, darling.

1:26:16 > 1:26:18I told you we should have chucked him out.

1:26:18 > 1:26:21He's no good, Carol. You can't trust him.

1:26:23 > 1:26:27So, you had a nice time at the Vic last night? You never said.

1:26:27 > 1:26:29Yeah, so-so, you know.

1:26:29 > 1:26:31- Weren't on your own, though, were you?- No.

1:26:31 > 1:26:33I met a bloke who runs a limo company.

1:26:33 > 1:26:36He's looking for sales executives in the area.

1:26:36 > 1:26:40Well, if I'm going to stick around, I got to put feelers out, ain't I?

1:26:40 > 1:26:42Got to familiarise myself with the community.

1:26:42 > 1:26:45- One bed at a time?- Eh?

1:26:45 > 1:26:49This bloke, he go by the name of Roxy Mitchell, does he?

1:26:49 > 1:26:51- You WERE there?- Yeah.

1:26:51 > 1:26:54You were busy, so I thought I'd just leave you to it.

1:26:54 > 1:26:57Oh, come on, Carol. You don't seriously think that...?

1:26:57 > 1:27:01Well, I mean she's got her attractions, you can't deny that.

1:27:01 > 1:27:05Big...big mouth, bit wild.

1:27:05 > 1:27:08Reminds me of someone I used to know...

1:27:17 > 1:27:19So that's it, is it? That's your big night of passion?

1:27:19 > 1:27:21There's nothing to tell. It was nice.

1:27:21 > 1:27:24- I'm not moving till you speak to me. - It was nice?

1:27:24 > 1:27:26- Yes!- It was nice?!

1:27:26 > 1:27:31- I'll settle for naughty any day of the week.- Christian... - Sorry, can you hear something?

1:27:31 > 1:27:33If you listen really closely,

1:27:33 > 1:27:39- that is the sound of the closet door slamming firmly shut! - I told you, Amira kissed ME.

1:27:39 > 1:27:41- Yeah, babe, course she did. - Well, you can talk.

1:27:41 > 1:27:46- I hardly think that's any of your business now.- It is, as a matter of fact, because...- Hi.

1:27:46 > 1:27:47Hi(!)

1:27:47 > 1:27:50ROXY AND CHRISTIAN GIGGLE

1:27:51 > 1:27:52Cardigan!

1:27:52 > 1:27:54Chavvy leggings!

1:27:54 > 1:27:56If this carries on much longer,

1:27:56 > 1:27:58I'm going to have to be forced to sell my body.

1:27:58 > 1:28:01- Call the insurance again. - They ain't going to pay me.

1:28:01 > 1:28:06- They think I set fire to my own yard! - They don't.- Why ask me about explosives?- It's a few fireworks.

1:28:08 > 1:28:12Maybe if they knew that I had nothing to do with them, if they knew it was down to you?

1:28:12 > 1:28:15No, they weren't mine. I was just keeping them for somebody.

1:28:15 > 1:28:21- Yeah, yeah, so you keep saying, but who for?- Yeah. - Just a friend. Nobody you know.

1:28:21 > 1:28:26- Either way, I'm the innocent party. - All right, just pass the phone. - No, no, no!

1:28:26 > 1:28:31- You gotta go to the police.- Go? No, no, I don't know about that...- They got to make a report, innit, Pops.

1:28:31 > 1:28:35My life is going downhill faster than the Jamaican bobsleigh team,

1:28:35 > 1:28:37so please, go to the police!

1:28:39 > 1:28:43- Go home if it's that bad. - I thought I'd give your mum and dad some space.

1:28:43 > 1:28:47- It's nothing a massage wouldn't fix. - I can't. I've got to go to the restaurant.

1:28:47 > 1:28:51- Trust me, this is my I-couldn't-give...- It better be. OK? - I'll settle up.

1:28:54 > 1:28:59Oi! I don't know what you two think you're playing at, yeah, but stay away from Christian.

1:28:59 > 1:29:02- Do you understand me?- Fine by us. - Good.

1:29:04 > 1:29:07- Rrr-rrrg!- How many times?!

1:29:07 > 1:29:10BOTH: Do not try before you buy!

1:29:10 > 1:29:12Ignore them, Syed.

1:29:12 > 1:29:17- I think you'd look really nice if you wore your hair on one side. - Yes, do my hair. Do it.

1:29:17 > 1:29:19THEY GIGGLE

1:29:19 > 1:29:23- Any news on the B&B? - Uh-uh. Still waiting. How's Tamwar?

1:29:23 > 1:29:28- He's getting stronger every day. I'll see you.- See you.

1:29:28 > 1:29:30Uh-huh?

1:29:30 > 1:29:35Look, I know, she's my sister, but I find it's usually best to just try and ignore her.

1:29:35 > 1:29:37I've got to do something to help her.

1:29:37 > 1:29:40How's getting yourself in trouble with the police going to help?

1:29:40 > 1:29:44With a bit of luck, they might be too busy with Phil Mitchell.

1:29:45 > 1:29:49- I haven't picked them up. - Let me have a look.- I haven't.

1:29:49 > 1:29:50You must have done.

1:29:50 > 1:29:52PHONE RINGS

1:29:52 > 1:29:55- Oh, you are not going to believe this.- What?

1:29:55 > 1:29:58- Come on.- What?- Come on! - Where are we going?

1:29:58 > 1:30:02Aren't you a lucky boy, eh? Look what Uncle Andrew got you!

1:30:02 > 1:30:06Maybe he could read it to you at bedtime, eh?

1:30:06 > 1:30:07I'd really like that.

1:30:07 > 1:30:10I never had bedtime stories when I was a kid.

1:30:10 > 1:30:13Mum tried, but they always ended up being about her.

1:30:15 > 1:30:20You could always spend the night with us, if you wanted to.

1:30:20 > 1:30:24What? You mean...the whole night?

1:30:24 > 1:30:25Yeah.

1:30:27 > 1:30:30Maybe, yeah.

1:30:31 > 1:30:35I better go. Auntie Dot wanted me to help her put the bins out.

1:30:39 > 1:30:40Ooh-ooh!

1:30:40 > 1:30:44# It's gettin' hot in here So take off all your clothes... #

1:30:44 > 1:30:46I thought you'd lost weight.

1:30:46 > 1:30:49So, um, who's been doing the duvet boogie?

1:30:49 > 1:30:54You and Adrian? Look, I know what it's like.

1:30:54 > 1:30:57Trust me, I know. You dim the lights,

1:30:57 > 1:31:00a little bit of jerk chicken and white rum to get you started,

1:31:00 > 1:31:05Keith Sweat for the ambience, chemistry turns into biology...

1:31:05 > 1:31:07I was never any good at science.

1:31:07 > 1:31:12It's true what they say, there's always somebody that's worse off than yourself, innit?

1:31:12 > 1:31:14Right, babe? Listen, what you need

1:31:14 > 1:31:18is the Kimberley Fox Guide To Getting Her Man.

1:31:18 > 1:31:20Think of me as Gok Wan.

1:31:22 > 1:31:25I don't have time for personal vendettas, Ms Fox.

1:31:25 > 1:31:29- They tend to mess things up. - It was a few leaflets, that's all.

1:31:29 > 1:31:32You haven't told Mitchell about Frank Butcher's letter? Good.

1:31:32 > 1:31:37The minute he finds out we're onto him, he'll have his brief crawling all over us.

1:31:37 > 1:31:43- We need to get a head start if we're going to get anywhere.- If?! People are dead cos of him. If?!

1:31:43 > 1:31:48- Denise, we're busy in the shop, you know.- Where's Kim? - I don't know. I don't know.

1:31:48 > 1:31:53We'll get him, don't you worry. I've got a feeling Mitchell's luck is about to run out.

1:31:53 > 1:31:58- If you're guilty, you can only run for so long. We're done. It's fine, honestly.- OK. Excuse me.

1:31:59 > 1:32:01Something wrong, Mr Trueman?

1:32:01 > 1:32:04PHONE RINGS Oh, excuse me, I'm so sorry.

1:32:04 > 1:32:05Yes, sir?

1:32:05 > 1:32:10OK, no. No problem. Yeah, I'll be there right away.

1:32:12 > 1:32:15I'm in pain, Syed. It's the least you can do.

1:32:15 > 1:32:19Oh, it's really hurting...

1:32:19 > 1:32:21- Syed, go on.- Amira...

1:32:21 > 1:32:23Well, isn't this cosy?

1:32:23 > 1:32:26Um...we're not open.

1:32:26 > 1:32:29The keys to the gym? You found them.

1:32:30 > 1:32:32Syed, just give them to him.

1:32:32 > 1:32:35Sy, come on, I've got clients.

1:32:35 > 1:32:38Well, they can wait. I want us to start again.

1:32:40 > 1:32:43- Syed...- Don't listen to him, Christian.- I'm not.

1:32:43 > 1:32:47- You two are priceless. You belong together.- You're right - husband and wife.

1:32:47 > 1:32:50No, Amira, I love Christian.

1:32:50 > 1:32:53And I want us to get a divorce so I can marry him.

1:32:53 > 1:32:57- I wanted to tell you last night... - You can't keep doing this to me, Sy.

1:32:57 > 1:32:59- I mean it!- Keys.

1:32:59 > 1:33:04- Is that all you've got to say? - Just give me the keys. Please.

1:33:19 > 1:33:23- He doesn't want you. Forget him. - Get off me.- What about me, Syed?

1:33:23 > 1:33:28- Do you realise what life will be like as a divorced woman?- That doesn't change the way I feel...

1:33:28 > 1:33:33I've given up everything to be here, to let you be part of Yasmin's life. Including my father!

1:33:33 > 1:33:37We should speak to him. I'm sure he'll take you back.

1:33:37 > 1:33:38At least try.

1:33:38 > 1:33:41SHE SIGHS

1:33:42 > 1:33:45There will be no divorce.

1:33:45 > 1:33:47Amira...

1:33:59 > 1:34:02I'm thinking blusher, sparkle on the eyes.

1:34:02 > 1:34:06- Exfoliate, accentuate...- You saying I'm not naturally beautiful, then?

1:34:06 > 1:34:08No, no, Alfie, she's making me over.

1:34:08 > 1:34:13- OK. And Kat said you could use her stuff?- Listen, your wife is a very generous woman.

1:34:13 > 1:34:18And beautiful. Come on, girls, admit it, she's got exquisite taste.

1:34:18 > 1:34:21- Come on, touch me. Wa-a-a-argh! - Come on, Heather.

1:34:21 > 1:34:2350 cases

1:34:23 > 1:34:27- of the finest vodka...- Right. - ..in assorted flavours,

1:34:27 > 1:34:30in search of a new and loving home.

1:34:30 > 1:34:35Derek, come on. Shouldn't we be keeping a low profile after the whole fireworks thing?

1:34:35 > 1:34:38Made in where?

1:34:38 > 1:34:43- You will be supporting the emerging economies of the world, Alfie. - Is that right? Yeah, OK(!)

1:34:43 > 1:34:45Half the price, double the proof.

1:34:45 > 1:34:49Knock that lot out, and you can take that missus of yours and treat her, eh?

1:34:49 > 1:34:53You know what they say - he who dares! I reckon 2012 is going to be Alfie Moon's year.

1:34:53 > 1:34:56In fact, I think it's going to be magical. Hmm.

1:34:56 > 1:34:59Ricky, Ian, Patrick...

1:34:59 > 1:35:02Who's that? Walford's most wanted?

1:35:02 > 1:35:05Pallbearers for your mum.

1:35:07 > 1:35:11You can cross him out for a start. Carry a coffin?

1:35:11 > 1:35:14That muppet needs help tying his flaming shoelaces!

1:35:14 > 1:35:18- Ricky was more of a son to her than you were. - You sticking up for him now?

1:35:20 > 1:35:23You got anybody else? How about your son, Joe?

1:35:23 > 1:35:28You got an address for him? Number? No(?)

1:35:30 > 1:35:33You ready, Tiff? No, you can't take that to school, sweetheart.

1:35:33 > 1:35:38Why not? Sheniqua brings in her guinea pig all the time.

1:35:38 > 1:35:43Here you are, love. Here you are, take that one instead. Give us that.

1:35:43 > 1:35:45Is that Nana Pat? Whoa!

1:35:45 > 1:35:49I've had it a while. You can keep that one.

1:35:49 > 1:35:51Thanks, Grandad.

1:35:56 > 1:35:58You don't think this is too much?

1:35:58 > 1:36:03# Never too much, never too much Never too much, never too much! #

1:36:03 > 1:36:04Luther. Vandross.

1:36:04 > 1:36:06There's no such thing as too much?

1:36:06 > 1:36:08- Oh...- Yeah?

1:36:08 > 1:36:13- OK, now, you remember what you're going to do?- Yeah. Book a table somewhere romantic.

1:36:13 > 1:36:17- Yes, then you're going to get him in a corner and then pounce on him. - Wey-hey, girls!

1:36:17 > 1:36:20What do you think, Alfie?

1:36:20 > 1:36:23Yes, yes, that's, um...

1:36:23 > 1:36:26"Miracle" I think is the word you're looking for.

1:36:26 > 1:36:30Yeah, that's one of them. Whoa, whoa, hold on. Ain't that Kat's?

1:36:30 > 1:36:32Yeah, you said help yourself.

1:36:32 > 1:36:35Yes, I know. Mi casa, su casa, as they say in Romford,

1:36:35 > 1:36:39- but that's one of Kat's going-out jackets.- It's going out.

1:36:39 > 1:36:42Come on, Heather, you're going to be late.

1:36:42 > 1:36:44- Ohh...- See you later.

1:36:44 > 1:36:47See you later. You look gorgeous, by the way.

1:37:20 > 1:37:25A massage, eh? Well, that seems to have done the trick.

1:37:25 > 1:37:29Your son has healing hands. Isn't that right, Syed?

1:37:29 > 1:37:32- Mum, Dad, there's something... - What's he doing here?- Masood!

1:37:32 > 1:37:35- He's not welcome.- I invited him. - WHY would you do that?

1:37:35 > 1:37:39Who else is going to give you a roof over your head when they kick you out?

1:37:39 > 1:37:41What? No-one's kicking anyone out.

1:37:41 > 1:37:44Your precious son hasn't told you?

1:37:44 > 1:37:45I was going to.

1:37:45 > 1:37:47I want a divorce.

1:37:47 > 1:37:49Syed...

1:37:49 > 1:37:52Don't worry, I'll make sure he pays you everything he promised you in the nikah.

1:37:52 > 1:37:55No, no, no. Hang on. Uncle, I didn't agree to this.

1:37:55 > 1:37:59- I can't make you happy... - Tell him divorce is the last thing this family needs.

1:37:59 > 1:38:01I'm not in love with you.

1:38:03 > 1:38:04I never will be.

1:38:07 > 1:38:10I tell you, when a black man walks into a police station

1:38:10 > 1:38:13and can't get arrested, that is progress, yeah, man!

1:38:13 > 1:38:15So they're definitely not going to charge you?

1:38:15 > 1:38:20No. They said I was a fool to store fireworks in the house, but not a criminal.

1:38:20 > 1:38:22So what took you so long?

1:38:22 > 1:38:26I was having a chat with Janine... fixing somewhere for you all to live.

1:38:26 > 1:38:28What?!

1:38:28 > 1:38:33Well, Janine is going to give you all first refusal to the flat next door to the surgery. 3b.

1:38:33 > 1:38:36I know it's a one-bedroom, but you know what they say -

1:38:36 > 1:38:39beautiful things come in small packages.

1:38:39 > 1:38:43And besides, you don't want me hanging around, cramping your style.

1:38:43 > 1:38:48- And I've got to keep those Moon boys in check! - Here, Kim, you heard this?

1:38:48 > 1:38:54Looks like we won't be having to look at Tyler Moon in his underpants for much longer!

1:38:54 > 1:38:58- Kick me while I'm down, why don't you? - What's happening with the insurance?

1:38:58 > 1:39:02- When are you going to get a cheque? - 12th of Never.

1:39:02 > 1:39:05But I told them it was my fault the fireworks was there.

1:39:05 > 1:39:09I went to the police station and I sat down and I told them that!

1:39:09 > 1:39:12Well, you needn't have bothered. Ain't made no difference.

1:39:19 > 1:39:22You, um...you look lovely.

1:39:24 > 1:39:25No, I don't.

1:39:25 > 1:39:28Yeah...you do.

1:39:28 > 1:39:32- Taking their time, ain't they? - Hmm...

1:39:32 > 1:39:36(I mean, how long can it take to make a cheese omelette?)

1:39:36 > 1:39:38Maybe we should have ordered a curry.

1:39:38 > 1:39:44It's, um... It's nice to experience new things, isn't it?

1:39:44 > 1:39:47We should have gone to the caff.

1:39:48 > 1:39:50That's not very romantic, is it?

1:39:52 > 1:39:56It is when we're sat by the window. Watching the world go by.

1:39:56 > 1:40:00Yeah, and Shirley's screaming blue murder at Marie(!)

1:40:00 > 1:40:04I don't notice any of that when it's just you and me.

1:40:04 > 1:40:07It's like we're in our own little bubble.

1:40:08 > 1:40:10Really?

1:40:10 > 1:40:12Yeah...

1:40:12 > 1:40:16(Shall we do a runner? What do you reckon?

1:40:16 > 1:40:18(No, we can't.

1:40:18 > 1:40:22(Course we can. You ain't got the bottle, have you?

1:40:24 > 1:40:26(On my count. You ready?

1:40:26 > 1:40:30(One...two...)

1:40:30 > 1:40:32Whoa!

1:40:34 > 1:40:37CHAIRS CLATTER

1:40:40 > 1:40:42Please don't, Syed.

1:40:44 > 1:40:45Let me...

1:40:55 > 1:40:57You have to let me go.

1:41:08 > 1:41:10Let me go.

1:41:19 > 1:41:23- Do you think they'll charge us for the poppadums? - If they could catch us!

1:41:23 > 1:41:26- Close your eyes.- What?

1:41:26 > 1:41:28Just do it.

1:41:29 > 1:41:31Keep 'em closed.

1:41:36 > 1:41:39Go on, you can open 'em.

1:41:43 > 1:41:47Oh, Andrew... Do you want to stay with me tonight?

1:41:47 > 1:41:50- I...- Hey! Don't you ever answer your phone?

1:41:50 > 1:41:54- I had it on silent. - Do you want to work tonight?

1:41:54 > 1:41:58- You got something better to do? - No. No.

1:41:58 > 1:42:00All right? Eight o'clock. Don't be late, yeah?

1:42:02 > 1:42:05I can't knock work back. I mean, it's cash in hand.

1:42:05 > 1:42:08Perhaps we can do it another night, eh?

1:42:08 > 1:42:12- Don't worry. I understand. - Look, I really like you, Heather.

1:42:12 > 1:42:16I swear to you. It's just that...you know...

1:42:16 > 1:42:19Don't say anything. I understand.

1:42:19 > 1:42:23- Now, if you don't mind, I'd rather be on my own. - Heather...- Please!

1:42:33 > 1:42:37We knew it would happen, Zee. Sooner or later.

1:42:38 > 1:42:40I know...

1:42:42 > 1:42:44I'm sorry.

1:42:44 > 1:42:46I didn't have a choice.

1:42:46 > 1:42:49BABY CRIES

1:42:49 > 1:42:51- AMIRA:- Ssh!

1:42:57 > 1:43:00She knows. She knows something's wrong.

1:43:02 > 1:43:04Let me take her.

1:43:06 > 1:43:11Please, Amira, I want to say goodbye to my daughter. I won't be long.

1:43:22 > 1:43:27- You're letting him walk out with her?- He IS her father.

1:43:39 > 1:43:41"Pilchard."

1:43:48 > 1:43:51How long's this been here, then?

1:43:51 > 1:43:53Good few years. Pat had it made.

1:43:56 > 1:44:01- He was the only person that she ever really loved, you know. - She loved her kids.

1:44:01 > 1:44:03Nah.

1:44:04 > 1:44:07I'm sorry about earlier. You know, Joe...

1:44:07 > 1:44:11- Forget it. It's all right. How's little 'un?- Yeah.

1:44:11 > 1:44:15And nothing happened with Roxy. I cross my heart.

1:44:17 > 1:44:20Don't know about you, Carol, but I couldn't half do with a drink.

1:44:20 > 1:44:22You coming?

1:44:24 > 1:44:27Why do you want to be cramped in a bedroom when you can have the couch?

1:44:27 > 1:44:30Here, don't forget your change. There you go.

1:44:30 > 1:44:33I need my privacy, Dee. You know what I mean?

1:44:33 > 1:44:36Er...what you doing?

1:44:36 > 1:44:38What does it look like?

1:44:38 > 1:44:41- Well, you're the boss! - Not any more.

1:44:41 > 1:44:42Eh?

1:44:42 > 1:44:45I got nothing at all that's worth anything

1:44:45 > 1:44:48apart from the franchise on this shop.

1:44:50 > 1:44:54- So I'm going to put it in both your names.- Uh, why?

1:44:54 > 1:44:56I owe you.

1:44:56 > 1:45:00I'm going to call head office first thing on Monday, all right?

1:45:00 > 1:45:03- Oh, Patrick. This place is your life.- Once upon a time...maybe.

1:45:03 > 1:45:08Now I got my family to take care of.

1:45:08 > 1:45:14- Well, don't worry, Pops, cos I am not giving up.- Yeah, she's appealing to the insurance.

1:45:14 > 1:45:17And Kimberly Fox can be very appealing.

1:45:17 > 1:45:21I just want to see my two beautiful girls smiling again.

1:45:24 > 1:45:29You silly, daft, wonderful man.

1:45:29 > 1:45:32What we going to do with you, eh?

1:45:39 > 1:45:43This don't make you the boss of me. You know that, don't you?

1:46:03 > 1:46:07I thought they'd grow up together, Yasmin and Kamil.

1:46:07 > 1:46:09I know.

1:46:09 > 1:46:12This family is falling apart, Mas.

1:46:12 > 1:46:16- Where's my daughter? - Upstairs, packing.- She's gone.

1:46:16 > 1:46:21Really? Well, aren't you surprised, the way you treat her?

1:46:21 > 1:46:23I'll sort this.

1:46:23 > 1:46:25Masood, be careful.

1:46:25 > 1:46:29Tell her, Kamil! This is Special Delivery Man we're talking about. There's nothing he can't do.

1:46:35 > 1:46:38I'll be back in a sec.

1:46:38 > 1:46:41Here, how about this for a bit of fate?

1:46:41 > 1:46:46Pat's Pleasure running tonight. Hell of a hound, I've heard. You all right?

1:46:46 > 1:46:48I don't want any trouble, Derek.

1:46:49 > 1:46:53Here, Derek, can you get your hands on any more of that old Korean moonshine?

1:46:53 > 1:46:56Course I can. Course I can.

1:46:56 > 1:47:00- Lovely smile, eh, old Pat? - I know, mate, I know. Sadly missed.

1:47:00 > 1:47:03I'll make sure I got my best suit on next Friday.

1:47:03 > 1:47:06- Put that away. These are on me. - PHONE RINGS

1:47:06 > 1:47:10- Lads, let me get this phone, I'll be straight back. - I'll get my own drinks, thanks.

1:47:10 > 1:47:14Only I feel a certain obligation, you know?

1:47:14 > 1:47:18You see, I inadvertently may have caused her tragic demise. Yeah.

1:47:18 > 1:47:20We had this row.

1:47:20 > 1:47:23Ruck. Quite nasty.

1:47:23 > 1:47:26I told her what I thought of her. She got all...

1:47:26 > 1:47:28HE WHEEZES

1:47:28 > 1:47:30..breathless.

1:47:32 > 1:47:34Did you hear what I said?

1:47:34 > 1:47:37That's what I like about you, David.

1:47:37 > 1:47:40You've got such a forgiving nature.

1:47:40 > 1:47:44Now, if that was me, anyone done that to my mother,

1:47:44 > 1:47:46I'd have ripped their lungs out.

1:47:46 > 1:47:48Hmph!

1:47:48 > 1:47:50What you going to do, eh?

1:47:53 > 1:47:55I'll think of something.

1:47:55 > 1:48:00- Go on, then!- What you waiting for? - I'd love to.- What's wrong with you, acting like a couple of kids?

1:48:00 > 1:48:04- Write yourself a one-way ticket back inside.- I don't know why you bother with him.

1:48:04 > 1:48:08- He's at it again, with that little blonde bit. Younger model, same old tricks.- Do me a favour!

1:48:08 > 1:48:12- I'm trying to look out for you. - Yeah, well, don't.

1:48:12 > 1:48:14Sexy when she's angry, eh?

1:48:17 > 1:48:20Right, sorry about that. Thought you wanted some drinks.

1:48:22 > 1:48:26- I tell you, babe, that David Wicks is well past his sell-by. - Don't look now,

1:48:26 > 1:48:28but Pocahontas is on her way! THEY GIGGLE

1:48:28 > 1:48:32- Do you think you've won? - That depends on what we're playing, darling!

1:48:34 > 1:48:38I look everywhere and find you here, of all places!

1:48:38 > 1:48:42- We're going home. Come on! - Leave her alone. I said leave her alone!- This is all your fault!

1:48:42 > 1:48:46- If you hadn't produced that pervert...- Oi! - This divorce can't come soon enough.

1:48:46 > 1:48:48He's divorcing you?

1:48:50 > 1:48:53Hold on... Christian, wait!

1:48:53 > 1:48:56You see what kind of hellhole this is, huh? Crawling with vermin.

1:48:56 > 1:48:58Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on, Mr Ponytail.

1:48:58 > 1:49:04- This is our piece of green and pleasant!- It's your home, Amira. It always has been.- Uncle...

1:49:04 > 1:49:09- Don't embarrass yourself any more. - You don't have to go with him. You're part of this family.

1:49:09 > 1:49:11- ALFIE:- Mas?

1:49:11 > 1:49:13No, it's all right, Alfie. He doesn't scare me.

1:49:13 > 1:49:15You always were a fool, Masood.

1:49:30 > 1:49:35- You know what he's like. You just have to keep pushing. - Your brother can...

1:49:35 > 1:49:39- Yeah, you know what he's capable of, David.- Careful, Carol,

1:49:39 > 1:49:44- people might start to realise that you actually care about me. - Oh, you reckon?

1:49:44 > 1:49:47Yeah. We're like Mum and Frank, ain't we? We are.

1:49:47 > 1:49:51In each other's heads, you see. No-one else comes close.

1:49:51 > 1:49:54So, does this flannel work on your mate Roxy?

1:49:54 > 1:49:58That's really eating you up, innit?

1:49:59 > 1:50:05There she was, all done up to the nines, sexy as they come. Up for it, you know?

1:50:07 > 1:50:09But I couldn't.

1:50:09 > 1:50:11Why not?

1:50:11 > 1:50:13Cos she's second best.

1:50:16 > 1:50:20Any woman that ain't you is second best.

1:50:23 > 1:50:26It must be hard for you, Carol.

1:50:26 > 1:50:30You hate me...and you want me.

1:50:30 > 1:50:33You hate me...and you want me.

1:50:35 > 1:50:37Must be doing your head in.

1:50:42 > 1:50:46You'll understand one day.

1:50:46 > 1:50:47I had to do this.

1:50:49 > 1:50:52Your daddy loves you more than anything.

1:50:54 > 1:50:56I've just seen Qadim.

1:51:03 > 1:51:05Is it true?

1:51:07 > 1:51:09Well, I'm getting a divorce.

1:51:12 > 1:51:14- It's OK, I know it's too late. - Look, Sy...

1:51:14 > 1:51:19- You stay away from my daughter. Syed, let's take her home.- Home?

1:51:19 > 1:51:24Yeah, that's right. You see, I haven't done anything wrong.

1:51:24 > 1:51:27I don't deserve to be kicked out of my home.

1:51:27 > 1:51:31I've got family, an uncle and aunt who adore me.

1:51:31 > 1:51:34And a business to run. OUR business.

1:51:36 > 1:51:39I'm not going anywhere.

1:52:06 > 1:52:10I'd make the most of it, if I was you, David...

1:52:12 > 1:52:18..cos when that old tart of a mother of yours is finally in the muck where she belongs,

1:52:18 > 1:52:20I'm coming after you.

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