09/06/2012

0:00:29 > 0:00:3360 years on the throne, and this is what she gets?

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Hello. It's me...again.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42I can take a joke, Michael.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45"What money?" It was very funny.

0:00:45 > 0:00:46It's just that...

0:00:46 > 0:00:49I can't sleep at the moment

0:00:49 > 0:00:50and I was wondering if...

0:00:50 > 0:00:54Well, could you just give me a ring back when you get this?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Just ring.

0:01:00 > 0:01:05No. That's not actually where I said.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07- But it looks good here, though. - No, no, I'm events manager

0:01:07 > 0:01:09and I'm managing, thank you.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15PEN CLICKS

0:01:22 > 0:01:24CLICKING CONTINUES

0:01:26 > 0:01:29OK, Jean, cavalry's here.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33- I didn't order any cavalry. - No, not a real cavalry - me.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35- Jean's doing fine.- Fine?!

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Why don't you just go over to Buckingham Palace

0:01:37 > 0:01:41- and poke her eye out with a blunt stick?- It's for the Queen.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43- She deserves better than THIS. - Thank you!

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- Although I am dealing with this. - Why don't you get a coffee, Jean?

0:01:46 > 0:01:47Rose and I can take over.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49I don't want a coffee.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Rose? If we wanted incompetence we'd just leave Jean in charge - no offence.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Offence taken.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56- That is really not very nice. - Jean is actually in charge.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58So what you doing here? You still ain't told me.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Alfie left ME to oversee. - Well, I'm back now.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Oh! It gets worse. Come on, Masood.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07- I've got an extra shift at the sorting office. - But this is meant to be fun!

0:02:07 > 0:02:10It's a family day, you know, people celebrating the Jubilee.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13- Rose, let's make a list. - I'm drawing up a list. - We've got a list.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16- But Masood's helping me. - Bank holiday - double pay.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19- So we can afford the new sofa? - No, we can't afford a new sofa. It's not all about the sofa.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Ray, Mo and me are fine.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26- Thank you.- Actually, I could do with spending some time with Morgan.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30MASOOD: It's no big secret. Do you want me to get this promotion?

0:02:30 > 0:02:34- Yes, but I can't look after Kamil and organise an entire Jubilee! - Would you all just go, please?

0:02:34 > 0:02:35This is meant to be about family.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38- I love you.- Huh!

0:02:38 > 0:02:41All right, then. Decorations!

0:02:41 > 0:02:43I'm sorting the decorations.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47- The decorations do not need sorting. Nothing needs sorting.- See?

0:02:47 > 0:02:50- ROXY: Jean, maybe you sho... - There is a schedule, drawn up by the events manager,

0:02:50 > 0:02:54with allotted tasks for allotted people.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56None of you are allotted people.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Fresh air, outside - go. Now!

0:02:59 > 0:03:0412 o'clock is fine. Yeah, I'm free all day.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05Same address as last time?

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11We'll go for a 1952 theme.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Uh, it's 2012.- We're going for 1952.

0:03:14 > 0:03:18- We should be celebrating Britain today.- Tyler! I need you.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20- Don't we all!- Behave yourself.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27We've got two full Englishes on Seb Coe,

0:03:27 > 0:03:32we've got a scrambled on brown for Radcliffe...

0:03:32 > 0:03:34And what was it...

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Kim! Extra sausage for Colin Jackson.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38I'm working.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41What's that - in the Pretty Woman sense of the word, is that?

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- It's called customer service. - Yeah?

0:03:44 > 0:03:46It'll be customer self-service

0:03:46 > 0:03:49if you don't get your backside in that kitchen.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Excuse me.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Denise? At the heart of a good business

0:03:55 > 0:03:58is a hostess with a good heart, you know?

0:03:58 > 0:04:02Earlier today, a phone call - four more bookings for Monday.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10- You think it's every day we have a Queen on the throne that long? - We've got a restaurant to run.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14- She doesn't spend that much time on the throne. - Who cares about the Queen?- Afia!

0:04:14 > 0:04:18- The sooner we have a president the better. - Why can't Dad look after Kamil?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20- You tell me. He's up to something. - Like what?

0:04:20 > 0:04:22I don't know, do I?

0:04:22 > 0:04:24- Come on, we need to go! - OK, fine. OK, just go.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Go have fun together. Do the things that young people do.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Yeah, like folding napkins - crazy(!) - Leave me to worry about your father,

0:04:31 > 0:04:35to find a babysitter, to organise a party for the entire world...

0:04:35 > 0:04:37DOOR CLOSES

0:04:37 > 0:04:40This is meant to be a family day!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48DOOR OPENS

0:04:48 > 0:04:50- Hello, Billy.- They ain't back.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Gone for a dirty weekend.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- I saw them go. I just wondered if they might be...- No, no, no.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05So, what was that all about, abolishing the entire monarchy?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08You think your mum's going to let us run speed dating?

0:05:08 > 0:05:11We're not running speed dating.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Well...

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Afia, what have you done? Afia!

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- You all right, Juice?- Yeah. Three businesses, one pair of hands...

0:05:21 > 0:05:25And a floor full of soap suds. Bobby!

0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Sorry.- You know what,

0:05:27 > 0:05:29it's a good thing your dad's coming back today then, innit?

0:05:29 > 0:05:33- Yeah, he's staying a bit longer. Nurse his broken heart.- What?!

0:05:33 > 0:05:36And leave you here all by yourself? That ain't fair.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39You couldn't take Bobby for a couple of hours again, could you?

0:05:39 > 0:05:43Luce, man, I'm working. Mr Hot Pepper sauce, he ain't going to have any of that.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46- CRASH! - Bobby!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Jack... You seen Michael?

0:05:54 > 0:05:58I know that he went to Paris - I saw him go to Paris.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02I was just wondering if he was back from Paris. Is everything OK?

0:06:02 > 0:06:06Jean, he's not interested, all right?

0:06:10 > 0:06:15I hear thing's are going well. Here, I mean, with the gym.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17- Yeah, things are heaving.- Hooray!

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Ticketty-boo. And the disadvantaged kids project?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26- In Your Corner?- Sorry, you lost me.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29You know, getting kids off the street, keeping them out of trouble,

0:06:29 > 0:06:33boost their confidence, they do better at school.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36In...In Your Corner?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Jean...- The money from the council?

0:06:38 > 0:06:40You must've got the wrong gym, darling.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Your mother has taken over the Vic's Jubilee celebrations.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53I have not taken over anything!

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Jean wanted my expertise, your father is acting all weird,

0:06:56 > 0:06:59your brother is at the restaurant, so that leaves you.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Well, we've got Yasmin.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04Do you want everyone to think that no-one is ready to help your family out?

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- No. Christian can babysit. - Mum, you can't just come in...

0:07:07 > 0:07:11- The last time they were together Yasmin bit him.- She is teething!

0:07:11 > 0:07:13He is her uncle, not a rusk! Come on, Syed.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Let's go, let's go, let's go.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17- Sorry.- That's OK.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Bye-bye. See you.- Bye.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23OK, let me just check, OK?

0:07:23 > 0:07:29Erm, Dee, I'm in with you tonight, yeah? Patrick's on the sofa.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34- The bookings... The four bookings. - For NEXT Monday!

0:07:34 > 0:07:36It's not my fault, though, is it?

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Mondays shouldn't all have the same names.

0:07:39 > 0:07:4160 years.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Time goes so fast.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Right. That is the last of it from the Emporium.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Mum took Dorothy and me to watch the procession.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51I had a new hat.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53We had the day off school.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56So I pitched marbles and played cricket all day.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59We went to Jo Langston's house,

0:07:59 > 0:08:01her dad bought a telly specially.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05- I'd never seen a telly! - You'd never seen a telly before?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07I was a gymslip mum with a baby.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08You was a gymslip mum?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10You lot think you invented sex.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13The Coronation meant a day off from the chicken factory,

0:08:13 > 0:08:17a pub full of soldiers, and quick a knee-trembler round the back!

0:08:17 > 0:08:19God save the Queen!

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Hear, hear.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Must have come unplugged during the cleaning.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Was it?- Yeah.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29That's awful.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33We wouldn't want to miss Alfie, would we? If he rings.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37- Jean, is there something you're... - Why don't you go upstairs? Relax!

0:08:37 > 0:08:40I'll be fine, really.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42With the customers.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45And the party planning.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47And the phone.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Pint of the usual?- Yes, please.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51SPLUTTERING

0:08:51 > 0:08:55- Oh. I'll go and change the barrel. - No!- We need beer.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Come on, Syed, hurry up!

0:09:00 > 0:09:06- What... What is all this old tat? - We've got enough hands now, thank you.

0:09:06 > 0:09:11- Oh, well, if we're really not needed...- No, no. We want modern, we want fun.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14- Yeah, exactly. - What is this? The Antiques Roadshow?

0:09:16 > 0:09:20Jean? Jean, why is the cellar empty?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Yes... Um... What do you mean, empty?

0:09:23 > 0:09:24We had a delivery on Thursday.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27That's right... Oh, yeah, it was short.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29What?!

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Jean, where's all the food?

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Food...?

0:09:32 > 0:09:36- For the party? - Yes, I... I placed the order.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38I said she wasn't coping.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40So I'm missing time with my son for this?!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42It's a bank holiday! Where am I supposed to get stuff from?

0:09:42 > 0:09:48Well, they still had rationing, didn't they, back then? In 1952.

0:09:48 > 0:09:49Rationing?

0:09:49 > 0:09:52- Great party(!) - Yeah, let's all eat Spam.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54It's OK. I've got a plan.

0:09:54 > 0:09:59- Come on, Patrick.- Yeah. Come on, Syed.- No, I've got a plan!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01- PHONE RINGS - Wait, wait...

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Queen Vic?

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Alfie!

0:10:06 > 0:10:08No, no. Everything's fine!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Toasting the Queen and all that.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14No, there's nothing for you to be worried about.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18That's wonderful! Really wonderful.

0:10:21 > 0:10:26- See you then.- Jean...? Hello? I said I wanted a word.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29And you can have a word. On Wednesday.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32When Alfie comes home.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Good. Good.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Right here. Like my dad and Pat had.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45A big marquee. An enormous marquee.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50And the country club? The deposit on that, we just...?

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- It's only money.- Yeah.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55We can have waiters serving champagne,

0:10:55 > 0:10:58and the unwashed watching.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Lovely. You going to trade me up as well, are you?

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Now there's an idea.

0:11:06 > 0:11:07I hate you.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09I hate you too.

0:11:17 > 0:11:22- Why are you going against me? We agreed.- You're just worried what Mummy might say.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24No, I'm not, OK. Why do you do this?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26You wind her up.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Look, I want to run speed dating, so I'm running speed dating.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Yeah, cos you know she'll hate it.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Because I want to make a success of this place!

0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Is that so wrong?- OK. Why don't you just tell her, then?

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Because she hijacks everything!

0:11:40 > 0:11:43No... Actually, she can be quite reasonable.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Almost. Sometimes.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49Right. I need beer, lots of it. Now. Syed!

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Sometimes.

0:11:55 > 0:12:00The trick is, you gotta try and block out everything that's going on around you.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04- You gotta block out. - Fascinating. Is that how you do it?

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Just gotta focus on the torch.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Very proud of you, Billy.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11A lot of people, they wouldn't be able to do that.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14But me? Focused.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18Would you like to show me where you're going to hand it over?

0:12:18 > 0:12:19Along here, ain't it?

0:12:19 > 0:12:24- Yeah. Right, you see, technically, it's not actually a torch relay.- No!

0:12:24 > 0:12:27You see, I've got a torch, the bloke before me's got a torch...

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Hurry up, Syed!

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Ma?

0:12:48 > 0:12:49Don't just stand there.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53That wonderful lady's spent 60 years cutting ribbons for this.

0:12:56 > 0:13:00- I didn't realise you had the other two. - Well, I said I'd help, didn't I?

0:13:00 > 0:13:05What with your dad still being away. Cruise ends today, don't it?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07He's staying a bit longer in Hong Kong.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09What, and leaving you with everything?

0:13:09 > 0:13:13Didn't want to waste his honeymoon. Be back at the end of the week.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Why don't I just give Jane a ring, eh?

0:13:16 > 0:13:18No, honest. He'll be back soon.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19I can have a break then.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Lucy, has something happened?

0:13:26 > 0:13:27You can talk to me.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30What are uncles for, eh?

0:13:34 > 0:13:37It's just...nothing.

0:13:37 > 0:13:41Look, if you could have Bobby for a few hours...

0:13:41 > 0:13:45Darling, you can tell me anything. Anything at all.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47I have to check the chippy.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52- I'm going to call Jane later... - You don't have to.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55- She needs to know if your dad is... - I already told her.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59- Really? - Yeah. We're going over soon.

0:14:00 > 0:14:04You've already got two kids. Bobby will be OK with me.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09We're fine. I'm good. Honestly. We are fine.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21- All right?- Yeah.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Had Jean in here earlier.

0:14:25 > 0:14:30- Yeah?- What are you thinking? Woman's got a serious crush on you.

0:14:30 > 0:14:34- Want to tell her it's all in her head.- Ah...

0:14:38 > 0:14:40So you're doing OK over there then, are you?

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Renting out tents in the back yard by now?

0:14:43 > 0:14:47Capable is my middle name. Just like yours is Celeste.

0:14:47 > 0:14:51- Put these on my bill, please?- Ah, no. Your credit's run out.- What?

0:14:51 > 0:14:52Oh, come on, it's our business.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54This is my business too!

0:14:54 > 0:14:58And, sorry, if this is OUR business, why am I doing all the work?

0:14:58 > 0:15:00- Paying all the bills? - I'm working, I'm working!

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Oh, what? Stealing toilet rolls? No, it's cash only.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06And that shouldn't be a problem for a girl called Capable!

0:15:06 > 0:15:09ALL SHOUTING EXCITEDLY

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- What are they doing? - They're coming up.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Oi! Help me, help me, help me!

0:15:17 > 0:15:20SHOUTING CONTINUES IN DISTANCE

0:15:24 > 0:15:27All right! Haul it back, haul it back. >

0:15:27 > 0:15:31- You messed up the order! - That's got nothing to do with it.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34No? So why would Alfie take the VAT money to buy a present for Kat?

0:15:34 > 0:15:36I don't know! I'm not a mind reader.

0:15:36 > 0:15:43- Someone order a party? - I told you I'd sort it.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Oh, yeah. Unfortunately, there was no need.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Thank you. You lot are lifesavers. Thank you, thank you.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Michael!- All right, Jean.

0:15:52 > 0:15:56- How was Paris? - Yeah, yeah. It was good. Yeah, sweet.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57Syed! Kitchen!

0:15:57 > 0:16:00I wondered if we could have a little word.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03What about?

0:16:03 > 0:16:06Have a good one.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11- Tam! - We've got a buffet to run.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Rahul can cope for a while. It's all right.

0:16:14 > 0:16:18OK. If you want to do this, you tell her.

0:16:18 > 0:16:22- She won't get it. - Afia, you know where lies get you.

0:16:25 > 0:16:26I'll be there by your side.

0:16:29 > 0:16:33Bobby? You know what you said earlier? About calling Jane?

0:16:33 > 0:16:36I didn't. I lied. You said if I told her, I'd have to go stay with her!

0:16:36 > 0:16:39And you said if anybody found out, they'd split us up.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46If you're looking for pies, we ain't got any.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47Do I look like I eat pies?

0:16:47 > 0:16:51Best of British. But they're late, just like the trains.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53I'm going to go to the chippy.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54Stay with me here if you want.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Someone has to keep an eye on the chippy.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00- So, what can I get you? - Your dad not back yet?

0:17:00 > 0:17:02No, he's still away.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04- Be back at the end of the week. - Janine's not a charity, Lucy.

0:17:04 > 0:17:09Ian has borrowed a lot of money. I'm not going to wait for ever.

0:17:09 > 0:17:13- So I suggest you tap up your sugardaddy. - Phil gave you money last week!

0:17:13 > 0:17:17- Dad'll be back at the end of the week! So why don't you back off?- Toys, Lucy.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Back in pram.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Masood's not having an affair!

0:17:29 > 0:17:32He's done it before. Salt, please. He's up to something.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Yes, he's doing extra shifts!

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Chillies, please. Thank you.

0:17:36 > 0:17:42Masood's never had an affair before. You'd left him... Oh!

0:17:42 > 0:17:45- For MY boyfriend. - Is that really the point here?

0:17:45 > 0:17:47It's all in your head, cos you ain't getting any.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Denise!

0:17:49 > 0:17:53He's not getting any, either.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55I spent enough months on that exercise bike to know

0:17:55 > 0:17:58what I'm talking about. It's a wonder you don't self-combust.

0:18:02 > 0:18:06- You still here? - Yes. That has no taste whatsoever!

0:18:06 > 0:18:09- There's a tub of curry powder in there!- Who uses curry powder

0:18:09 > 0:18:11to cook things? Call yourself a chef?

0:18:11 > 0:18:15It's coronation chicken. Created for the Coronation.

0:18:15 > 0:18:19It's a wonder she didn't abdicate straight away.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Look at you, hot stuff! Surrounded by all these ladies.

0:18:22 > 0:18:23Just can't keep 'em away.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Like kids in a candy store.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Babe, can you rustle me up 15 meals, please?

0:18:28 > 0:18:30I'm busy up to my eyeballs, babe. Sorry.

0:18:30 > 0:18:34Oh. Just that they reckon I said dinner that was in the booking!

0:18:34 > 0:18:35Anything else today?

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Fatima Whitbread's pipes are blocked.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39And...?

0:18:39 > 0:18:44And I'm sorting out the dinner! So how can I sort out the toilets as well? Catch you later, babe.

0:18:44 > 0:18:45Bye, babe.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Right. It is sorted. We are having chicken tikka.

0:18:47 > 0:18:52- Britain's favourite dish. - We're having coronation chicken.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Some of us didn't leave our taste buds behind in 1952.

0:18:55 > 0:19:00You know what, yeah? Sort it out amongst yourselves. I'm going to go and see my boy.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Jean's got the food under control.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06Oh, really? Where is she, then?

0:19:09 > 0:19:11CLOSES

0:19:11 > 0:19:14FOOTSTEPS

0:19:16 > 0:19:17Jean?

0:19:18 > 0:19:20I thought you'd be at the Vic?

0:19:22 > 0:19:25SHE SNIFFS

0:19:25 > 0:19:27I...

0:19:29 > 0:19:32I...try to help...

0:19:34 > 0:19:37That's what I do, isn't it?

0:19:37 > 0:19:38Yeah.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40I try to help...

0:19:42 > 0:19:45..and then I just make things worse.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Sean...

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Stacey...

0:19:55 > 0:19:58now Alfie.

0:19:58 > 0:20:04- Alfie?- I've made things worse all over again.

0:20:10 > 0:20:16You know...this has got to stop.

0:20:21 > 0:20:26This has... This has got to stop. Right now.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Seen your brother?

0:20:36 > 0:20:40- What's he done now? - Someone takes after his old man.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Oh, where's your dad? I need to ask him something.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51- Dad? No, he's away.- Till when?

0:20:51 > 0:20:54I don't know. He went this weekend. Great chips, by the way.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Happy Jubilee.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00PIANO PLAYING

0:21:02 > 0:21:07You know, when Alfie gets back, he's going to say, "Yes, yes. The girl done good."

0:21:07 > 0:21:08You? You ain't done none of it.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11And you? What did you do? I got the booze.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13I think you'll find I got the booze.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17Shame you can't come to the procession with us tomorrow.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Stuck in that pokey little shop.

0:21:19 > 0:21:23- There's nothing pokey about... - Oi, oi, all right, yes. We all did brilliantly, didn't we?

0:21:23 > 0:21:26So we can manage without you now.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30- To the Queen.- To the Queen!

0:21:37 > 0:21:40This what you call working, is it?

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Oh, do me a favour. I've been on my feet all day.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46- There are chip wrappers all over the sitting room floor. - Go and pick them up, then!

0:21:46 > 0:21:50- You clear 'em up. I've been unblocking Fatima Whitbread. - Tikka bite?

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Get down off your high horse, man. You're going to give yourself vertigo.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56Do you know what? Sisters, you said. New start, you said.

0:21:56 > 0:22:01You and me, a B&B. Just like Mum's old one. Actually, it is.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04- Just like Mum's old one. - I'm trying...- I'm doing all the work!

0:22:04 > 0:22:08Oh, please! Someone give me an aspirin. Look, we've only been open a few days!

0:22:08 > 0:22:13Kim, you don't do the breakfasts, you don't do the bookings right, you never clean the toilets...

0:22:13 > 0:22:15I've got a thing about U-bends!

0:22:15 > 0:22:18What is it that you actually DO do, though, Kim?

0:22:18 > 0:22:21Apart from push your puppies out and get your nails done?

0:22:21 > 0:22:26- Dee, don't be like this. - Don't be like what? Like I have been my whole life?- Here we go.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29- Hey, hey.- Running round, doing your jobs?- Not in front of people.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32Picking up your pieces, dragging you out of skips?

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Skip, Dee. Yeah? Singular.

0:22:34 > 0:22:38- I am sorry. Do pardon my grammar. - You're always looking down at me, innit?

0:22:38 > 0:22:42- Criticising and judging me. Treating me like I'm a kid. - Cos you're always messing up!

0:22:42 > 0:22:44- Do I judge you?- Just leave it.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47I mean, you marry a mass murderer. Yeah? I mean, do I look down on you?

0:22:47 > 0:22:51- Oh, right. It's come down to that one now?- Joke.- What's that, your new management technique?

0:22:51 > 0:22:55- It's a joke, Dee.- That is a great way of motivating your staff.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58- Get yourself a sense...- That's how you see me, isn't it, Kim?

0:22:58 > 0:23:00- What?- Staff. - But you are staff!

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Well, not any more. Cos I resign.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06You're fired!

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Tikka bite to celebrate the Queen?

0:23:13 > 0:23:17- You need to know something. - Not here.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20I... We're putting on a speed dating event

0:23:20 > 0:23:24- tomorrow night.- Speed dating? - That's what I've been working on all day.- So why lie to me?

0:23:24 > 0:23:27We... I thought you'd think it was, you know...

0:23:27 > 0:23:30- Tacky? Cheap? - <- Wow!

0:23:32 > 0:23:35You know what? You speed date all you like. But no more lies.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37- This looks...- Who is she, Masood? - ..great.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39Who is she?

0:23:41 > 0:23:43I'm going to get that key, put it on a shoelace

0:23:43 > 0:23:45and tie it round your neck.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54You hand out free lessons and you lie to me?

0:23:54 > 0:23:56- Tikka bite? - They're not free lessons.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00You told me I should stop tutoring Tiff and I didn't want to upset you.

0:24:00 > 0:24:04- Oh, well, you didn't do a very good job, did you? - It makes me happy.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08Oh, well, as long as that is all life is about. Tikka bite? Being happy?

0:24:08 > 0:24:11- Yeah.- What about your ambition? What about your promotion?

0:24:11 > 0:24:15- Zee...- Wait a minute, did you say "not free lessons"? Tikka bite?

0:24:15 > 0:24:18- I'm trying to tell you something! - No, no, no, you definitely said

0:24:18 > 0:24:20- "not free lessons". - People do pay me, believe it or not.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24- Where's the money? Tikka bite? - Would you just stop... - No, because if we have the money,

0:24:24 > 0:24:27we can afford a sofa! Unless you're gam...bling...

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Open it.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35- I'll take those round, shall I? - Thank you.

0:24:43 > 0:24:47I wanted to get the money together to do it properly.

0:24:47 > 0:24:48I'm sorry, Masood.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51But when have you and I ever done anything properly?

0:24:51 > 0:24:56You never listen to me. You never let me finish a sentence

0:24:56 > 0:25:01or stop telling me what to do. You never cease to embarrass me in front of our children.

0:25:03 > 0:25:09But I still love you as much as the first day I saw you.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18I'm so going to regret this...

0:25:18 > 0:25:19HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:25:27 > 0:25:31Zainab Masood. Would you marry me? Please. Again.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Nothing would make me more happy.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:50 > 0:25:53You're still sleeping on the sofa.

0:25:58 > 0:26:03I wanted to help, because that's good. Helping people.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Family who need help.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09You wouldn't understand.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12Do you want to try just putting all those words together to make a sentence?

0:26:12 > 0:26:16- Well, then I thought that I need help. - Well, that's obvious, Jean. Yeah.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20I need help. So I thought,

0:26:20 > 0:26:22if I put a bit more in, I'd get a bit more out.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Not that it was mine to put in, but it felt like it was,

0:26:24 > 0:26:30and that way, everybody gets what they need, everybody wins.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32Because some of us think of other people.

0:26:32 > 0:26:37Look, my baby's coming! What's your point?

0:26:37 > 0:26:41My point is that I knew what I was doing was wrong,

0:26:41 > 0:26:46but I didn't think it was wrong, it didn't feel wrong,

0:26:46 > 0:26:49- but what he's done is much more wrong...- What's your point?

0:26:49 > 0:26:51FRONT DOOR OPENS

0:26:51 > 0:26:52- Hi.- Hi.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02What are you doing here?

0:27:02 > 0:27:05I was talking to Janine.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Were you? She's six months pregnant.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12He's taken my money.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15The money that I saved. He's taken it.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18And money from the Vic.

0:27:18 > 0:27:22He's taken thousands

0:27:22 > 0:27:26for the disadvantaged kids project for the gym.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29But there is no disadvantaged kids project.

0:27:29 > 0:27:34There is no In Your Corner. He's taken my money.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36And I want it back.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56LOUD DANCE MUSIC

0:28:00 > 0:28:02DOORBELL RINGS

0:28:02 > 0:28:03I'll go.

0:28:37 > 0:28:40'Hello, this is Mr Porter, I don't know which of your cleaners

0:28:40 > 0:28:42'has been round, but I've just come home after two days

0:28:42 > 0:28:44'and I've noticed a couple of things missing.

0:28:44 > 0:28:47'I'd be very grateful if you could ring me back as soon as possible.

0:28:47 > 0:28:48'Thank you.

0:28:48 > 0:28:52'End of messages. To delete messages press delete.'

0:29:06 > 0:29:08Thank you. Enjoy the parade.

0:29:08 > 0:29:11Kim, Colin Jackson wants to find out if the yoghurt is fat free?

0:29:11 > 0:29:14- Don't know.- And he says one of the chairs is wobbly.

0:29:14 > 0:29:18Well, don't look at me, cos that's Denise's flat-packs.

0:29:18 > 0:29:19Yes, they were fine when I did them.

0:29:19 > 0:29:21And another thing...

0:29:21 > 0:29:24Fatima Whitbread wants full English breakfast with toast

0:29:24 > 0:29:25- and black coffee.- Oh.

0:29:29 > 0:29:31Please... Look, Kim.

0:29:31 > 0:29:35Why don't we ask Denise to lend us a hand?

0:29:35 > 0:29:38Has Hell frozen over?

0:29:44 > 0:29:47And it shoots video. Hang on.

0:29:47 > 0:29:48Right, say something.

0:29:48 > 0:29:51I dunno. Er... nice phone.

0:29:51 > 0:29:54Yeah it's great, innit?

0:29:54 > 0:29:55So where d'you get it from?

0:29:55 > 0:29:57Ah, now that would be telling.

0:29:57 > 0:29:59- Would it?- Yeah.

0:29:59 > 0:30:02Anyway I've gotta go. Thanks for the coffee.

0:30:02 > 0:30:03Yeah, no worries.

0:30:07 > 0:30:09Here you go.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11Thanks.

0:30:11 > 0:30:12SHE CLEARS THROAT

0:30:12 > 0:30:17Afia, you know on reflection,

0:30:17 > 0:30:21we think that the whole speed-dating thing might not be such a good idea.

0:30:21 > 0:30:23But you were fine with it yesterday.

0:30:23 > 0:30:25I was a bit distracted.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27But it's my business.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29Zainab and I have been slow-dating...

0:30:29 > 0:30:31we've only just got engaged.

0:30:31 > 0:30:32Dad, please...

0:30:32 > 0:30:35Introducing people to each other for a few seconds

0:30:35 > 0:30:38and then expecting them to know whether they are suitable?

0:30:38 > 0:30:40What, the same as an arranged marriage, you mean?

0:30:40 > 0:30:42Nothing of the sort.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44Look, the buffet hasn't worked. We need people in.

0:30:44 > 0:30:47So if this event goes well, well they might stay and have a meal...

0:30:47 > 0:30:49Yes, but speed-dating?

0:30:49 > 0:30:52Mum, look let me reassure you. each person is invited to

0:30:52 > 0:30:55bring along a chaperone or a mahram with them.

0:30:55 > 0:30:58And also there's going to be a Muslim scholar on hand

0:30:58 > 0:31:02to explain the importance and cultural significance of marriage, so it's fine.

0:31:02 > 0:31:05Well... in that case.

0:31:05 > 0:31:08With the importance of marriage and... Yeah, that's good for me.

0:31:08 > 0:31:10I think we should let them get on with it.

0:31:10 > 0:31:12OK, right. Thank you.

0:31:12 > 0:31:14But don't think we won't be there.

0:31:16 > 0:31:20A Muslim scholar? Mahrams? Are you kidding me?

0:31:20 > 0:31:23No one's going to turn up, and if they do, they defo won't be my kind.

0:31:23 > 0:31:27I said he'd be on hand, I didn't say he was coming.

0:31:27 > 0:31:29And as for the chaperones, are you mad?

0:31:29 > 0:31:33Oh. Right. Yeah, 'cos I want the fittest ones for myself.

0:31:33 > 0:31:36Yeah, of course you do. What?

0:31:36 > 0:31:39Nothing. Nothing.

0:31:39 > 0:31:42- You know I'd love to.- You would?

0:31:42 > 0:31:44Yeah, you know, Her Majesty's Jubilee parade?

0:31:44 > 0:31:47Like the horses, the carts, the boats...

0:31:47 > 0:31:48Oh, it would make my day.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50It's just a shame I can't do it.

0:31:50 > 0:31:54I'm working and this guy's got me working like I don't know what.

0:31:54 > 0:31:56How are you doing, Mr Pepperelli?

0:31:56 > 0:31:59- Mr Papadopoulos.- Yeah, well.

0:31:59 > 0:32:00My sister always gets it wrong.

0:32:00 > 0:32:01Does she really?

0:32:01 > 0:32:04Yeah. I'll have a word with him?

0:32:04 > 0:32:06- No, no, no, no, no.- Yeah. - No, no, Rosie, leave it.

0:32:06 > 0:32:07- I'm going to.- Rosie, Rosie...

0:32:07 > 0:32:11Mister Papadopoulos...?

0:32:14 > 0:32:15EXCUSE ME!

0:32:15 > 0:32:17Not so loud. My head.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19Someone spiked the vodka.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21Oh, did they? What, with orange juice?

0:32:21 > 0:32:23- Oh, very funny. - Just get out my way, Mo.

0:32:27 > 0:32:28All sorted.

0:32:28 > 0:32:30Sorted?

0:32:30 > 0:32:32Yeah, all cleaned up. Spick and span, see...

0:32:32 > 0:32:33Oh, oh good. Good.

0:32:33 > 0:32:37The thing is Jean, though, people don't come to the Vic

0:32:37 > 0:32:38because it's all spick and span.

0:32:38 > 0:32:42The thing is, they come because it's a pub and what do pubs sell?

0:32:42 > 0:32:48I don't know how I managed to forget, but that's all sorted too.

0:32:48 > 0:32:51The order's in. Beer and everything is on its way.

0:32:51 > 0:32:55Should be here any minute, so there's nothing to worry about.

0:32:55 > 0:32:57And Alfie can come back tomorrow,

0:32:57 > 0:33:01and everything will be EXACTLY as it always has been.

0:33:05 > 0:33:06'I've just come home after two days

0:33:06 > 0:33:08'and I've noticed a couple of things missing.

0:33:08 > 0:33:11'I'd be very grateful if you'd ring me back as soon as possible.

0:33:11 > 0:33:12'Thank you.

0:33:12 > 0:33:15'End of messages. To delete messages...'

0:33:15 > 0:33:17PHONE BEEPS

0:33:17 > 0:33:18Oh morning, Billy.

0:33:18 > 0:33:19Morning.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21You're looking very guilty...

0:33:21 > 0:33:24Eh? No, I'm just doing a bit of work.

0:33:24 > 0:33:26I hope so.

0:33:28 > 0:33:29He can't come!

0:33:29 > 0:33:32- What do you mean, he can't come? - His boss won't let him.

0:33:32 > 0:33:34- Miserable git.- Mmm.

0:33:34 > 0:33:37I really wanted to see the Queen but without Arthur,

0:33:37 > 0:33:40a handsome man on my arm, I should feel totally naked.

0:33:42 > 0:33:44Leave it to me.

0:33:44 > 0:33:45What?

0:33:45 > 0:33:47We're going to have to spring him, get him out of there.

0:33:47 > 0:33:50- How?- You've given me an idea.

0:33:50 > 0:33:52- I have?- Grab your hat. Come on.

0:33:56 > 0:33:58INDISTINCT CHATTER

0:33:59 > 0:34:02- When are the rest of them going to come down?- Who knows?

0:34:02 > 0:34:06I've got rooms to clean, I've got to change the sheets...

0:34:06 > 0:34:09Kim, have you told them when it's check-out time?

0:34:11 > 0:34:15Look man, this is basic stuff! Now, Denise would have been...

0:34:15 > 0:34:18Look, don't...even... mention...her...name. Yeah?

0:34:18 > 0:34:20You're going to have to wake them up.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22Me? No, no, no, no, no. That is not my job, all right.

0:34:22 > 0:34:23SHE SIGHS

0:34:23 > 0:34:25All right, take this then.

0:34:25 > 0:34:26Kim, wait.

0:34:26 > 0:34:30I've got six more people arriving later, I'm a staff member down

0:34:30 > 0:34:33and my boyfriend's gone AWOL in Swanage or wherever he's gone.

0:34:33 > 0:34:35- Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim.- What?

0:34:35 > 0:34:36- Look.- What?

0:34:38 > 0:34:40Oh.

0:34:41 > 0:34:44Go on then.

0:34:44 > 0:34:45No.

0:34:45 > 0:34:47- Well, if you won't, I will. - You can't.

0:34:49 > 0:34:52Here.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54Hello, my love. There you go. Sorry it's late.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56Enjoy. All right?

0:34:58 > 0:35:04The definition of this face, the jaw-line, what do you think, Rose?

0:35:05 > 0:35:07Magnificent.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09They're going to love drawing you.

0:35:09 > 0:35:12Oh, please say yes. You'll make a lot of ladies really happy.

0:35:12 > 0:35:16The naked body is very beautiful, don't you think so, Rose?

0:35:16 > 0:35:17Naked?

0:35:17 > 0:35:19Our life class model's let us down.

0:35:19 > 0:35:21Life class?

0:35:21 > 0:35:23But thanks to this young man...

0:35:23 > 0:35:25No. Hang on, wait a minute...

0:35:25 > 0:35:27I've got to take my clothes off?

0:35:27 > 0:35:32Of course. But don't be shy, a beautiful young man like you.

0:35:32 > 0:35:33Yeah, sorry ladies, I've...

0:35:33 > 0:35:35We've seen it all before.

0:35:35 > 0:35:39Well, some of them have, but not for quite some time.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41THEY SNIGGER

0:35:41 > 0:35:44Sorry, ladies. Sorry to interrupt. Ain't you working here today?

0:35:44 > 0:35:45What?

0:35:45 > 0:35:47Ain't you supposed to be working here today?

0:35:47 > 0:35:50Yeah, yeah, that's right, that's right.

0:35:50 > 0:35:52Yeah, sorry, I forgot, I'm working here.

0:35:52 > 0:35:55Yeah, otherwise I'd have loved to have come, but I can't. Sorry.

0:35:55 > 0:36:00In that case, doesn't that make you free, Arthur?

0:36:00 > 0:36:04Moi? No. No, no, Rosie. No, Rosie baby, no.

0:36:04 > 0:36:06You see, the thing is that I... well we are backed up, you see.

0:36:06 > 0:36:09And there's going to be queues round the corner...

0:36:09 > 0:36:10No, no, I can manage.

0:36:10 > 0:36:12Thank you.

0:36:12 > 0:36:13My pleasure.

0:36:13 > 0:36:15THEY LAUGH AWKWARDLY

0:36:15 > 0:36:16Lovely, lovely.

0:36:20 > 0:36:22Does she think something's missing?

0:36:22 > 0:36:24Yeah. I've heard Jack's missing stuff as well.

0:36:24 > 0:36:25Yeah, so?

0:36:25 > 0:36:27Lo...

0:36:27 > 0:36:29Don't look at me.

0:36:29 > 0:36:30I'm not looking at you.

0:36:32 > 0:36:35Yes, you are. You think I did it, yeah?

0:36:35 > 0:36:36No, I don't.

0:36:36 > 0:36:38Anyone could've got hold of the keys in that office.

0:36:38 > 0:36:40I know, just don't say anything, all right?

0:36:40 > 0:36:43We've need to sort this before Janine finds out.

0:36:43 > 0:36:44All right.

0:36:46 > 0:36:50Three months in Washington DC, that was incredible

0:36:50 > 0:36:53and then Pakistan, I didn't have enough time there though,

0:36:53 > 0:36:55I'm going back as soon as I've saved up again...

0:36:55 > 0:36:58All right, enough, enough! You're making me jealous.

0:36:58 > 0:37:00Is it a letter on each table?

0:37:00 > 0:37:01Yeah, yeah, thanks.

0:37:01 > 0:37:03Do you just, like, go on your own?

0:37:03 > 0:37:07Well, it depends, if no-one wants to come then... yeah.

0:37:07 > 0:37:08That's cool, that's really cool.

0:37:08 > 0:37:10HE GRUNTS

0:37:10 > 0:37:12No, it's fun, Tam.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15The more you travel, the more contacts you make.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17I've got friends that I can stay with all over the world now.

0:37:17 > 0:37:20Yeah, I've got friends here. And family here, and a business here.

0:37:20 > 0:37:22And we know exactly what we're going to do

0:37:22 > 0:37:24every day for the rest of lives.

0:37:27 > 0:37:30If my boss catches us, we're going to be pigeon nuggets.

0:37:30 > 0:37:31- Oh shush.- Oh, this is such fun.

0:37:31 > 0:37:34Life classes! life classes? You ladies are nang.

0:37:34 > 0:37:35HE LAUGHS

0:37:35 > 0:37:37I take that's a compliment?

0:37:37 > 0:37:39Of the highest equivalent.

0:37:39 > 0:37:41Let me tell you, you two are like royalty to me.

0:37:41 > 0:37:42Oi!

0:37:44 > 0:37:46Jean, Jean... you got a minute?

0:37:46 > 0:37:48You've got my money?

0:37:50 > 0:37:53I told Janine because I didn't know what else to do.

0:37:53 > 0:37:55I've been worried sick...

0:37:55 > 0:37:57Forget about it, last night was last night.

0:37:57 > 0:38:00Me and Janine, we had a chat, we both want to sort it out.

0:38:00 > 0:38:01Both?

0:38:01 > 0:38:05Yeah, yeah, so why don't you come over to our place... about 2.00?

0:38:05 > 0:38:08- I should be done by then.- Very good.

0:38:13 > 0:38:17Well, I just wanted to pop round and say congratulations properly.

0:38:17 > 0:38:19These are beautiful, thank you.

0:38:19 > 0:38:22Now, either you've done something or you want something.

0:38:22 > 0:38:24No...

0:38:24 > 0:38:26Well, why aren't you at the B&B then?

0:38:26 > 0:38:31Well, her Majesty the Queen is not the only one who likes to rule.

0:38:31 > 0:38:33Oh. So you haven't made up yet?

0:38:33 > 0:38:35SHE TUTS

0:38:35 > 0:38:37So no affair...

0:38:37 > 0:38:39Huh?

0:38:39 > 0:38:41End of the drought for you then.

0:38:41 > 0:38:44I am going to put these flowers in a vase.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46Said the actress to the bishop.

0:38:46 > 0:38:49- Denise, you can be so crude sometimes.- Yeah, I know. Yeah.

0:38:49 > 0:38:50PHONE RINGS

0:38:50 > 0:38:54Oh, could you get that for me, please? Thank you.

0:38:56 > 0:38:58Hello?

0:38:58 > 0:39:01No, sorry, Mr Masood's not here at the moment.

0:39:01 > 0:39:04Yeah, yeah OK, I will.

0:39:05 > 0:39:11Um... message for Mr Masood to call the admissions officer.

0:39:11 > 0:39:13Tam!

0:39:13 > 0:39:15- Well, unless Mas is thinking of going back to college.- As if.

0:39:15 > 0:39:17Well, then.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20Well, why wouldn't Tamwar mention anything?

0:39:21 > 0:39:23You know, we'd have to make it work.

0:39:23 > 0:39:26Oh, maybe Masood and I could take over the Argee Bhajee again...

0:39:26 > 0:39:29- only if we had to.- Hey, look at you, Zee, plotting and planning,

0:39:29 > 0:39:32and going all respectable again, and not a clue what your kids are up to.

0:39:32 > 0:39:35Everything's back to normal. Stick the kettle on.

0:39:35 > 0:39:37SHE GIGGLES

0:39:42 > 0:39:45I still think we've got a problem with this Jean, you know.

0:39:46 > 0:39:49I just don't know what's going on in her head.

0:39:49 > 0:39:53It's creepy, you know, when she thinks I'm her son.

0:39:53 > 0:39:56I don't think that it's tucking you up in bed at night

0:39:56 > 0:39:57that she wants to do.

0:39:57 > 0:39:58Please.

0:39:58 > 0:40:01Well, you can hardly blame the woman, leading her on like that. Come on.

0:40:01 > 0:40:06No, no, no, it's not that. No, she's fixated about something.

0:40:06 > 0:40:08- The baby.- The baby?

0:40:08 > 0:40:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, because if she thinks I'm this Sean geezer,

0:40:11 > 0:40:15then she must think that that's her granddaughter.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19Well, I think you've been watching too many horror movies...

0:40:19 > 0:40:21HE CHUCKLES

0:40:21 > 0:40:24Yeah. Yeah.

0:40:25 > 0:40:27You going home?

0:40:27 > 0:40:29Yeah, my back is killing me.

0:40:29 > 0:40:32OK, I'll get you something nice for supper.

0:40:32 > 0:40:33Will you bring my bags?

0:40:56 > 0:40:58Hello?

0:40:58 > 0:41:01Janine? Michael?

0:41:07 > 0:41:09Hello?

0:41:14 > 0:41:16Anybody there?

0:41:34 > 0:41:36Easy, Patrick.

0:41:36 > 0:41:38Where on earth have you been?

0:41:38 > 0:41:40- Shopping.- Shopping?

0:41:40 > 0:41:41- Yeah.- With what?

0:41:41 > 0:41:43Look, we needed sheets.

0:41:43 > 0:41:46Honestly, the crowds out there were ridiculous, I only hope

0:41:46 > 0:41:49they're not planning this Jubilee thing every year.

0:41:49 > 0:41:51You bought new sheets? What's wrong with washing the old ones?

0:41:51 > 0:41:53I didn't have time.

0:41:53 > 0:41:55So you still haven't made up the beds then?

0:41:55 > 0:41:57- Relax, it's cool, it's cool. - No, no, Kim, it ain't cool.

0:41:57 > 0:41:58It ain't cool at all, man.

0:41:58 > 0:42:01Look, we need help, I'm going to call Denise.

0:42:01 > 0:42:03Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. no. No, Patrick.

0:42:03 > 0:42:06What does it say on the sign outside?

0:42:06 > 0:42:11The clue's in the words Kim's Palace, yeah?

0:42:11 > 0:42:13So you can't come and tell me how to run my business

0:42:13 > 0:42:16and you're certainly not going to go and tell my sister to come

0:42:16 > 0:42:20round here with her interfering nose where it's not wanted.

0:42:20 > 0:42:21- Oh, come on, there's...- Ah, ah!

0:42:21 > 0:42:25I'm perfectly happy and capable of running this business

0:42:25 > 0:42:28by myself without you or anybody else's help, all right?

0:42:28 > 0:42:29- Good.- Good.

0:42:29 > 0:42:32Your new credit card machine ain't working.

0:42:32 > 0:42:33You need milk, butter and bread.

0:42:33 > 0:42:37The new guests have arrived and two of the guests staying last night,

0:42:37 > 0:42:38they're refusing to pay their bills.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41What? Refusing to pay? We'll soon see about that.

0:42:41 > 0:42:44They're claiming there was a mouse in the room.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46A mouse? Do me a favour.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54Oh... you've killed poor Timmy.

0:43:00 > 0:43:05You left a message in the office? No, I didn't get it.

0:43:05 > 0:43:07No. Well, I can promise you that all of our cleaners

0:43:07 > 0:43:10are very carefully vetted.

0:43:10 > 0:43:14OK, well, I'll look straight into it. OK, bye.

0:43:14 > 0:43:15SHE GASPS

0:43:15 > 0:43:19Jean, what the hell are you doing here?

0:43:19 > 0:43:21- Waiting for you.- Waiting for me?

0:43:21 > 0:43:23How did you get in?

0:43:23 > 0:43:26No, look, I just want my money.

0:43:26 > 0:43:30This is my house, you can't just march in here.

0:43:30 > 0:43:33Michael told me to come round... the door was open.

0:43:33 > 0:43:36Jean, this has got to stop.

0:43:36 > 0:43:39This... this thing you have with Michael, this obsession...

0:43:39 > 0:43:40What obsession?

0:43:40 > 0:43:45Michael is not Sean, and this baby is not your granddaughter...

0:43:45 > 0:43:46Is that what he's been saying?

0:43:46 > 0:43:50Just keep away from me, OK? And keep away from Michael...

0:43:50 > 0:43:53No, no, no, no, he's got this muddled up.

0:43:53 > 0:43:55It's twisted, he's twisted it.

0:43:55 > 0:43:58This has got nothing to do with Sean and Michael and babies.

0:43:58 > 0:43:59This is about the money!

0:43:59 > 0:44:03There is no money, not anywhere but in your crazy head.

0:44:03 > 0:44:05No, I am not crazy.

0:44:05 > 0:44:08Whatever, just get out, OK? Leave.

0:44:08 > 0:44:09No. Not without my money.

0:44:09 > 0:44:13You really are going to let him get away with this, aren't you?

0:44:13 > 0:44:14Just get out!

0:44:14 > 0:44:15Janine?

0:44:17 > 0:44:19Michael, thank God you're here.

0:44:19 > 0:44:20What's going on?

0:44:20 > 0:44:22This mad woman's just marched into my house.

0:44:22 > 0:44:23What?

0:44:23 > 0:44:26I came round, as you said, Michael, as you said.

0:44:28 > 0:44:30Why on earth would I do that?

0:44:30 > 0:44:33In fact I told you expressly last night and again today,

0:44:33 > 0:44:37to keep away from us, to stay away from us, leave us alone.

0:44:37 > 0:44:39What?

0:44:39 > 0:44:43You see, it don't matter what I say, she gets it a bit wrong, don't you?

0:44:43 > 0:44:46No, no, I'm not having that. I am not mad and I am not ill.

0:44:46 > 0:44:49I just want my money.

0:44:49 > 0:44:53OK, would you be so kind as to produce a receipt?

0:44:56 > 0:44:59- A receipt?- Yeah.

0:44:59 > 0:45:00Yes, Jean. Proof.

0:45:00 > 0:45:02You know, something real,

0:45:02 > 0:45:06that real people give to each other in the real world.

0:45:08 > 0:45:10Just get out.

0:45:10 > 0:45:14You are evil, both of you, pure evil.

0:45:14 > 0:45:17Yeah, it's time to go, Jean.

0:45:17 > 0:45:18HE SNIGGERS

0:45:21 > 0:45:23SHE GASPS

0:45:23 > 0:45:25I mean...

0:45:34 > 0:45:37No, no, no, I'm not marrying your mother for a second time

0:45:37 > 0:45:40without knowing when to stay out of things.

0:45:40 > 0:45:41When does the scholar get here?

0:45:41 > 0:45:44Yeah, he's not coming, his wife's sick.

0:45:44 > 0:45:46But, you know, it's all right cos you're here, Mum,

0:45:46 > 0:45:49so if anyone needs any guidance, I'll refer them to you.

0:45:49 > 0:45:52Yeah, the couples have to see each other.

0:46:00 > 0:46:02By the way, the admissions officer rang.

0:46:02 > 0:46:04Don't worry, I will not say anything.

0:46:04 > 0:46:07I haven't even told Masood. It's not like me to interfere, you know.

0:46:07 > 0:46:10Admissions officer?

0:46:11 > 0:46:14Yeah, isn't it exciting? Tamwar's going back to college.

0:46:16 > 0:46:20You didn't know? Oh, I'm so sorry, Afia.

0:46:20 > 0:46:22That is so typical of Tamwar.

0:46:24 > 0:46:28I expect he'll tell everyone, you know, once he's secured a place...

0:46:28 > 0:46:30best not to say anything.

0:46:30 > 0:46:33Don't worry, his secret's safe with me.

0:46:39 > 0:46:40SHE SIGHS

0:46:56 > 0:46:59You wanted to see us?

0:46:59 > 0:47:01We've had some complaints.

0:47:01 > 0:47:02- Complaints?- Mm-hm.

0:47:02 > 0:47:05- Stuff has gone missing from some of the houses we clean.- No?

0:47:05 > 0:47:08So? It weren't me.

0:47:08 > 0:47:10Apparently messages have been left at the office,

0:47:10 > 0:47:11but somebody's erased them.

0:47:11 > 0:47:14Well, I never. You tell her, Pops.

0:47:14 > 0:47:18Yeah. No, Janine, it wasn't her. You've got the wrong person.

0:47:18 > 0:47:21You can swear that on your life, can you, Billy?

0:47:22 > 0:47:24You're fired.

0:47:24 > 0:47:26Oh, Janine, you can't do that.

0:47:26 > 0:47:27Oh, I can and I have.

0:47:27 > 0:47:30Look, we can't run a cleaning business

0:47:30 > 0:47:32if we cannot trust our cleaners, Billy.

0:47:34 > 0:47:35Round nine!

0:47:35 > 0:47:38KLAXON SOUNDS

0:47:38 > 0:47:40Not as bad as I thought, this.

0:47:40 > 0:47:42Certainly wasn't what I was expecting.

0:47:42 > 0:47:44Fancy your chances, did you?

0:47:44 > 0:47:48Yeah, but like a fool I asked someone to marry me last night.

0:47:48 > 0:47:50What a downright crazy thing to do.

0:47:50 > 0:47:51Yeah, I know.

0:47:53 > 0:47:55THEY LAUGH

0:48:00 > 0:48:02AFIA CONTINUES LAUGHING

0:48:05 > 0:48:08What?

0:48:30 > 0:48:31Change. Thank you.

0:48:31 > 0:48:34Lovely. Hey, Billy Boy, how you doing, man?

0:48:34 > 0:48:35Does Lola like her new phone?

0:48:35 > 0:48:37Eh?

0:48:37 > 0:48:41You know, the one I fixed up for her, it's got like video, mp3 etc, etc.

0:48:41 > 0:48:42You gave her the phone?

0:48:42 > 0:48:44Well, yeah, I just forgot to tell her though,

0:48:44 > 0:48:47she gets a free three month guarantee.

0:48:47 > 0:48:49Next time you see her, could you let her know, please?

0:48:49 > 0:48:50- Yeah.- Wicked.

0:48:50 > 0:48:54Here, you'd better get upstairs, Jean's ripping up the place.

0:48:54 > 0:48:57- What do you mean?- Kat and Alfie's stuff's everywhere,

0:48:57 > 0:49:00think mad woman's lunchbox, only bigger.

0:49:00 > 0:49:02OK, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

0:49:02 > 0:49:04Ladies, Today, you two are amazing.

0:49:04 > 0:49:07The Queen has got nothing on you two Majesties.

0:49:07 > 0:49:09Life class good, was it?

0:49:09 > 0:49:10Yeah, you know, yeah it was.

0:49:10 > 0:49:13They made us try on loads of different costumes and stuff and...

0:49:13 > 0:49:16Mmm. I saw you. On the telly.

0:49:16 > 0:49:18On the telly? You must be mistaken.

0:49:18 > 0:49:19Oh, there was no mistake.

0:49:19 > 0:49:23The camera zoomed right in on all of you, waving like idiots.

0:49:23 > 0:49:26It was nothing to do with me. I was just escorting these two ladies.

0:49:26 > 0:49:28Don't think you'll get away with this.

0:49:28 > 0:49:30I'm sorry, Arthur. But... on the telly!

0:49:30 > 0:49:31Big deal.

0:49:31 > 0:49:35- Quick, let's go and see if we made the news.- Come on.

0:49:38 > 0:49:41Wait, FB's never been on TV. Wait for me, man...

0:49:41 > 0:49:44You see, I buy you drinks and you don't even hold the door.

0:49:44 > 0:49:46Are you serious?

0:49:46 > 0:49:47Ladies, wait for me!

0:49:49 > 0:49:51Jean?

0:49:53 > 0:49:54I've lost it.

0:49:57 > 0:50:00I've lost it.

0:50:02 > 0:50:04Yeah, I can see that.

0:50:05 > 0:50:11He said he'd give me a receipt, but it's definitely not here

0:50:11 > 0:50:14and I can't remember whether he did or he didn't.

0:50:14 > 0:50:17Sorry, a receipt for what, Jean?

0:50:17 > 0:50:22The money. Mine, Alfie's, everything.

0:50:24 > 0:50:26Even The Vic's.

0:50:30 > 0:50:33- When did you last hear Afia laugh like that?- I don't know.

0:50:33 > 0:50:36- Must be this whole college thing. - What college thing?

0:50:36 > 0:50:39Apparently Tamwar has applied to go to college

0:50:39 > 0:50:41and he didn't tell anyone.

0:50:41 > 0:50:43How he can afford to do that, I don't know.

0:50:44 > 0:50:47Then again, he's still young, I suppose.

0:50:47 > 0:50:50And we could always look after the business, while he's studying.

0:50:51 > 0:50:55Oh, but could that drive them further apart?

0:50:56 > 0:50:57Oh.

0:51:00 > 0:51:02Of course.

0:51:02 > 0:51:03How could I have been so stupid?!

0:51:03 > 0:51:05- Yeah?- The answer is staring me in the face,

0:51:05 > 0:51:08why I didn't think of it before?

0:51:08 > 0:51:10- She's wonderful with Kamil...- Ah.

0:51:10 > 0:51:12So she and Tamwar, they could start a family.

0:51:12 > 0:51:16The sooner she has a baby of her own, the better. Yes.

0:51:39 > 0:51:41Creeping me out, Jean, is not going to work.

0:51:41 > 0:51:44You've got to let it go, I don't have your money.

0:51:45 > 0:51:49It's not her you've got to convince, is it? It's me.

0:51:49 > 0:51:51All right, Rox? You look fit.

0:51:51 > 0:51:53Thank you. Where's the money, Michael?

0:51:54 > 0:51:59Will someone change the record? What money? There isn't any money.

0:51:59 > 0:52:00Oh right, so you've lost it?

0:52:00 > 0:52:02Is that what you're telling me, you've lost it?

0:52:02 > 0:52:04No, I'm not telling you've I've lost it.

0:52:04 > 0:52:07- The simple reason is, I didn't have it in the first place.- You liar.

0:52:09 > 0:52:10It's a fantasy.

0:52:10 > 0:52:15He's lying, it's all lies. He's in on this with Janine.

0:52:15 > 0:52:17Oh Janine, yeah, yeah, yeah, cos she's...

0:52:17 > 0:52:19she's really on her uppers now, ain't she?

0:52:19 > 0:52:22What, she's down to her last few million? Please, don't make me laugh.

0:52:24 > 0:52:28The truth is, Rox, she has a creepy fixation with us both...

0:52:28 > 0:52:29No.

0:52:29 > 0:52:31Yeah.

0:52:31 > 0:52:33Calls me Sean...

0:52:33 > 0:52:35Don't...

0:52:35 > 0:52:38She broke into our house today.

0:52:38 > 0:52:41I did not. He's not telling the truth. The door was open.

0:52:41 > 0:52:44You asked me round. He asked me round.

0:52:44 > 0:52:49Janine walked in, she's sitting there, it's freaked her out.

0:52:49 > 0:52:51If anything, you need to keep her away from us.

0:52:51 > 0:52:54He's lying. You've got to believe me...

0:52:54 > 0:52:56Jean...

0:52:56 > 0:52:57Shush, shush.

0:52:57 > 0:52:59Oh, no.

0:53:01 > 0:53:03Not you as well.

0:53:03 > 0:53:04- Jean.- No. Not you as well.

0:53:13 > 0:53:16So did many stay on for a meal?

0:53:16 > 0:53:17Yeah, it went really well.

0:53:17 > 0:53:20A great success, can't wait to do it again.

0:53:20 > 0:53:23OK. Well, everyone's gone up.

0:53:23 > 0:53:26So I think I might turn in as well.

0:53:26 > 0:53:30Give you kids a chance to have an early night, or...

0:53:33 > 0:53:37- Kids.- OK. They supported you on this, OK?

0:53:37 > 0:53:40They didn't agree with the speed-dating but they supported you.

0:53:40 > 0:53:42We all did.

0:53:42 > 0:53:47Zulekha wasn't happy, don't think she found a boyfriend tonight.

0:53:47 > 0:53:50But guess how many guys gave me their number? Go on, guess?

0:53:50 > 0:53:51I... I have no idea.

0:53:51 > 0:53:55Two. And they weren't students. Thank goodness.

0:53:55 > 0:53:57The thing about students is you can never believe a word they say,

0:53:57 > 0:54:01they look you in the eye and say one thing

0:54:01 > 0:54:05- but mean the complete opposite. - OK, Afia, what are you...

0:54:05 > 0:54:06I might just give this guy a call,

0:54:06 > 0:54:08I mean he was a great kisser and that.

0:54:16 > 0:54:19MUSIC ON RADIO: "Up The Junction" by Squeeze

0:54:27 > 0:54:30Jean, Jean.

0:54:33 > 0:54:34Jean, it's OK...

0:54:36 > 0:54:39Jean, look at me.

0:54:40 > 0:54:43Hey. Look at me.

0:54:49 > 0:54:50I believe you.

0:54:54 > 0:54:56It's OK. It's OK.

0:54:56 > 0:54:58SHE SOBS

0:54:58 > 0:55:00I know.

0:55:11 > 0:55:13ALARM STARTS

0:55:14 > 0:55:16HE GROANS

0:55:26 > 0:55:28SHE SIGHS

0:55:30 > 0:55:31Great!

0:55:31 > 0:55:34MUSIC: "Even When I'm Old And Grey" by Frank Sinatra

0:55:34 > 0:55:36# You make me feel so young

0:55:36 > 0:55:39Oh, cheer up, love.

0:55:39 > 0:55:41# Bells to be rung

0:55:41 > 0:55:44# And a wonderful fling to be flung

0:55:44 > 0:55:47# And even when I'm old and grey

0:55:49 > 0:55:54# I'm going to feel the way I do today

0:55:54 > 0:55:58# Because you make me feel so young... #

0:56:00 > 0:56:04Do me a favour! You can't charge that for sausages!

0:56:04 > 0:56:06What, did they star in Babe the movie or something?

0:56:06 > 0:56:08Luce, you all right babe?

0:56:08 > 0:56:09Yeah, I would be.

0:56:09 > 0:56:11If SHE wasn't expecting me to make her B&B breakfasts and not pay.

0:56:11 > 0:56:14SHE was after mates' rates.

0:56:14 > 0:56:16But SHE is not a mate.

0:56:16 > 0:56:19You know what, I think I'm going to sit this one out, you know.

0:56:19 > 0:56:21Still not served breakfasts then, Kim?

0:56:25 > 0:56:27I'll take my custom elsewhere, yeah?

0:56:27 > 0:56:29Hashtag bothered.

0:56:29 > 0:56:32Hashtag shut it, Blondie. Dishing up bangers in a caff?

0:56:32 > 0:56:34Hardly a career high.

0:56:34 > 0:56:37Well, least her customers get food.

0:56:37 > 0:56:40Unlike anyone who tries to eat the stuff from the Minute Mart.

0:56:40 > 0:56:43One is after a higher class of cuisine than one can get round here.

0:56:43 > 0:56:45- Fat Boy.- Looking good.

0:56:45 > 0:56:47Oi, any chance of more shifts at the chippie?

0:56:47 > 0:56:49What, I'm a Job Centre now, am I?

0:56:49 > 0:56:52Leave it out, Luce. Pregnant lady here.

0:56:52 > 0:56:54Oh, now you want to defend me?

0:56:54 > 0:56:56It's a bit late for that cos I've already been fired.

0:56:56 > 0:56:58Look, I said sorry, all right?

0:56:58 > 0:57:00OK? I'll make it up to you, I promise.

0:57:00 > 0:57:03I'll get you your job back by lunchtime.

0:57:05 > 0:57:09Lucy. £870.

0:57:09 > 0:57:11That's how short your last instalment was.

0:57:11 > 0:57:15I'm pregnant and I'm having mood swings.

0:57:15 > 0:57:18So, I want the cash right now, basically, otherwise my hormones

0:57:18 > 0:57:24might tell me to charge you a really unreasonable daily interest rate.

0:57:24 > 0:57:25Thanks.

0:57:25 > 0:57:29Do I actually have "cashpoint" written across my forehead?

0:57:29 > 0:57:32This florist thinks so. How can you charge so much for dead flowers?

0:57:32 > 0:57:35I never was a cheap bride.

0:57:35 > 0:57:39Clearly. You will stay away from Jean today, won't you?

0:57:39 > 0:57:41I can handle Loony Toon...

0:57:41 > 0:57:43I'm serious. Please.

0:57:43 > 0:57:45Just stay here or something.

0:57:45 > 0:57:49I am not going to let that woman dictate my life.

0:57:49 > 0:57:52It's business as usual.

0:57:58 > 0:58:03Listen, a Vic isn't a Vic without an Alfie, is it?

0:58:03 > 0:58:07OK. I'll see you later. OK, bye.

0:58:07 > 0:58:11Well, is he still coming back today?

0:58:11 > 0:58:15No. I've delayed him till after the weekend.

0:58:15 > 0:58:18We can still do this, Jean. We can.

0:58:18 > 0:58:22We can still get his money back, all right? Today.

0:58:26 > 0:58:28HE HUMS "UNCHAINED MELODY"

0:58:28 > 0:58:31# My darling

0:58:31 > 0:58:34HE CONTINUES HUMMING

0:58:34 > 0:58:37# ..Touch!

0:58:37 > 0:58:39Masood, stop it! Masood, stop it!

0:58:40 > 0:58:42Slightly awkward.

0:58:42 > 0:58:44We were just talking weddings.

0:58:44 > 0:58:46So I see.

0:58:46 > 0:58:49You all right, Tam? I heard you get up very early this morning.

0:58:49 > 0:58:52Fine. Please, continue with your domestic bliss.

0:58:54 > 0:58:56All right, well, we'll speak later?

0:58:56 > 0:58:58Zee, keep the wedding simple, please.

0:58:58 > 0:59:00Yes, and not much family.

0:59:00 > 0:59:02I don't want that workshy brother of yours

0:59:02 > 0:59:04lining his pockets with our food again.

0:59:04 > 0:59:05No horses, no dance routines.

0:59:05 > 0:59:08My back's hardly up to walking after sleeping on that couch.

0:59:08 > 0:59:11Oh, so you're marrying me to ease your back pain?

0:59:11 > 0:59:15I am marrying you, Zainab, because that's the way it should be.

0:59:16 > 0:59:19That's the way it should always have been.

0:59:19 > 0:59:22This marriage will wipe out everything that's gone wrong.

0:59:25 > 0:59:30Besides, I've tried every other way, but I just can't get into your bed.

0:59:30 > 0:59:32Ow!

0:59:32 > 0:59:34SHE GIGGLES

0:59:38 > 0:59:41# But he's got high hopes

0:59:41 > 0:59:45# He's got high hopes... #

0:59:45 > 0:59:49- You smell... floral. - Whitney's shampoo.

0:59:49 > 0:59:50You want to be careful, son.

0:59:50 > 0:59:52People'll start saying you're light on your loafers.

0:59:52 > 0:59:54Derek, does it have to be so loud?

0:59:54 > 0:59:57Yeah, it has to be that loud to hear it over that wallpaper.

0:59:57 > 0:59:59It's got to go.

0:59:59 > 1:00:00No. Pat put that up.

1:00:00 > 1:00:04All the fires in this Square and that survives.

1:00:04 > 1:00:05And look at that picture.

1:00:05 > 1:00:10Nice knockers but, Tyler, we are living in a pastel paradise.

1:00:10 > 1:00:13It ain't right. Ooh, Clarkson.

1:00:20 > 1:00:22THEY BOTH LAUGH

1:00:24 > 1:00:26# For another day

1:00:26 > 1:00:28# Let the music play

1:00:28 > 1:00:29# Down at Fraggle Rock...

1:00:33 > 1:00:34You won't remember Sean,

1:00:34 > 1:00:38but he loved the Fraggles when he was your age.

1:00:38 > 1:00:41Singing. With those red things... Do...

1:00:41 > 1:00:43- Doozer.- Doozer!

1:00:43 > 1:00:45THEY LAUGH

1:00:48 > 1:00:51Thanks, I feel better today.

1:00:52 > 1:00:55- Thank you for being on my side. - That's all right.

1:00:55 > 1:00:59I think, yeah, I think I can look Michael in the eye.

1:01:01 > 1:01:04Jean, you're not seriously going to work, are you?

1:01:04 > 1:01:07Yeah, well, I've done nothing wrong.

1:01:07 > 1:01:09If I don't go in, it'll look like I've got something to hide.

1:01:09 > 1:01:12I'm not going to let him win.

1:01:15 > 1:01:19I am such an idiot.

1:01:20 > 1:01:21Cos I've sussed him.

1:01:21 > 1:01:25He didn't pay me the slightest bit of attention

1:01:25 > 1:01:26until he found out that I had money.

1:01:26 > 1:01:28And then suddenly... all this interest and help.

1:01:32 > 1:01:36I told him things about my life, Roxy.

1:01:36 > 1:01:37I feel such an idiot.

1:01:39 > 1:01:40I know... I know.

1:01:40 > 1:01:42Now look, look, the banks open again today, don't they?

1:01:42 > 1:01:45So we will prove that you transferred that money. We will.

1:01:49 > 1:01:52I paid him cash. Don't say anything...

1:01:54 > 1:01:57Because I've thought of a way to prove it.

1:01:57 > 1:01:58Oh... Go on then.

1:01:58 > 1:02:00Right.

1:02:00 > 1:02:04All the paperwork that he showed me was printed off the computer.

1:02:04 > 1:02:08Spreadsheets, grant applications, legal things from the council,

1:02:08 > 1:02:10costings.

1:02:10 > 1:02:12They're all on his computer at the gym.

1:02:15 > 1:02:17Well, you're going to have to break in there

1:02:17 > 1:02:20and put it on one of those dingle, stick things.

1:02:24 > 1:02:27Phil! Phil! Why haven't you answered any of my calls?

1:02:27 > 1:02:32I've, uh, I've been on business. You heard from Ian?

1:02:32 > 1:02:34No. And Janine's on my back for money.

1:02:34 > 1:02:36Pay her another instalment, you know, fob her off...

1:02:36 > 1:02:39But I don't have that. And why isn't this thing working?

1:02:43 > 1:02:45Dad's left a mountain of debts.

1:02:45 > 1:02:48I don't think he paid a bill for months.

1:02:48 > 1:02:51Well, sell something, you know. You've got this place, ain't you?

1:02:51 > 1:02:53You've got the caff. Got the house. Got a couple of cars....

1:02:53 > 1:02:55That's had it, Luce.

1:02:55 > 1:02:57Can you fix it?

1:02:57 > 1:03:01I do cars. Not chips. Anyway, it'll be insured, won't it?

1:03:01 > 1:03:04Look, sell something, yeah? The house or whatever.

1:03:04 > 1:03:06I'll give you my solicitor's details.

1:03:06 > 1:03:07She'll sort out any paperwork.

1:03:07 > 1:03:10I'll sell Mandy's car but that's it.

1:03:10 > 1:03:13Dad's going to be back and I'll have everything here for him.

1:03:19 > 1:03:22I don't think you can go to nursery looking like this.

1:03:22 > 1:03:26And I think it's warm enough to do without, don't you?

1:03:28 > 1:03:30- Where's Lucy?- I don't know.

1:03:30 > 1:03:32I would watch your tills.

1:03:32 > 1:03:36I'm not the thief. You ought to listen to me.

1:03:36 > 1:03:39No. No, actually you should stop hanging around my fiance

1:03:39 > 1:03:41and begging him to call you Mummy.

1:03:41 > 1:03:43Oi, fatty, leave her alone!

1:03:43 > 1:03:46Please... don't tell me you actually believe her?

1:03:46 > 1:03:48You're monsters. Both of you.

1:03:48 > 1:03:49Listen, I employ you to mop up and shut up.

1:03:49 > 1:03:52If you can't do that, then I suggest you stay out of our lives.

1:03:52 > 1:03:55Oh, I'm not going anywhere.

1:03:55 > 1:03:58Cos you can't sack me for telling the truth.

1:04:06 > 1:04:09There you go. D'you know what?

1:04:09 > 1:04:12D'you know something, we're going to wipe the smirk off her face.

1:04:14 > 1:04:18I'll do it. I'll break into Michael's office.

1:04:18 > 1:04:21Cereal IS a continental breakfast, actually.

1:04:21 > 1:04:23I went to the continent and I had cereal...

1:04:23 > 1:04:24So what is it you wanted, eh?

1:04:24 > 1:04:27What, corgis and Rule Britannia in the mornings?

1:04:27 > 1:04:28Listen, you owe me, yeah.

1:04:28 > 1:04:30This is what you owe me. You better pay me!

1:04:30 > 1:04:33What do you mean, no? Listen. Don't drive...

1:04:33 > 1:04:35Hey, you owe me!

1:04:43 > 1:04:45What are being you off with me for?

1:04:45 > 1:04:47Where do I start? The bedroom's a tip, Tyler. You don't clean.

1:04:47 > 1:04:50You don't wash up. And everywhere I turn, Derek's there.

1:04:50 > 1:04:52Playing music by dead people.

1:04:52 > 1:04:54You've got some annoying things going on.

1:04:54 > 1:04:55- Oh yeah?- Yeah, that alarm clock of yours.

1:04:55 > 1:04:58MIMICS BEEPING Every ten minutes for an HOUR before we have to get up.

1:04:58 > 1:05:01That's not as annoying as Top Gear on the TV every night.

1:05:01 > 1:05:04Or pizza on the floor in the morning when I wake up.

1:05:04 > 1:05:07- Come on, Tyler, you said you were moving in to help me.- I am.

1:05:07 > 1:05:09Then start helping me, please.

1:05:11 > 1:05:15I think you owe my fiancee an apology after this morning's behaviour.

1:05:15 > 1:05:17- I just told her the truth. - Michael.

1:05:17 > 1:05:19- All right? - Where's Janine? We need a word.

1:05:19 > 1:05:23That's a tricky one. I don't want her stressed in her condition.

1:05:23 > 1:05:25What about me? And my condition?

1:05:26 > 1:05:29That's interesting. Look at that.

1:05:29 > 1:05:31Going through handbags now, are we?

1:05:31 > 1:05:34It was on the floor, empty. Someone's obviously...

1:05:34 > 1:05:37Why am I even bothering answering you? You don't scare me.

1:05:37 > 1:05:40Best lock that up nice and tight. Don't want anything else going missing.

1:05:40 > 1:05:41Are you having a go...

1:05:41 > 1:05:44- Jean, is he having a go at my Lola?- I ain't nicked anything.

1:05:44 > 1:05:46Just go to Citizen's Advice, all right?

1:05:46 > 1:05:48Or one of them lawyers off of the telly,

1:05:48 > 1:05:50they'll tell you your rights.

1:05:50 > 1:05:52Janine's coming in this afternoon. We'll sort it out then.

1:05:52 > 1:05:56Good always triumphs. Always. Excuse me, I've got some cleaning to do.

1:06:00 > 1:06:02She's got you well under the thumb, ain't she?

1:06:02 > 1:06:04I'm really hungry!

1:06:04 > 1:06:07Just a minute, Bobby. But the insurance must cover it.

1:06:07 > 1:06:11That's a fortune. Well, when was it meant to be serviced?

1:06:11 > 1:06:13Look, there's no food at home.

1:06:13 > 1:06:15Thanks for nothing!

1:06:26 > 1:06:29Are you... are you going to talk to me?

1:06:30 > 1:06:33I'm not sure you'd like what I have to say.

1:06:38 > 1:06:41Don't just walk away from me. Argue. Tell me how you feel.

1:06:41 > 1:06:42Shout. Scream. Anything..

1:06:42 > 1:06:45I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm not good enough for you.

1:06:45 > 1:06:47Tamwar?

1:06:47 > 1:06:48DOORBELL RINGS

1:06:51 > 1:06:54You know how you do curry in a hurry?

1:06:54 > 1:06:55Fine Indian cuisine.

1:06:55 > 1:06:58Yeah, whatever. Can you do dinner for 15?

1:06:58 > 1:06:59Ehh?

1:06:59 > 1:07:01Please?

1:07:36 > 1:07:37Last night...

1:07:37 > 1:07:39I don't want to talk about it.

1:07:39 > 1:07:41I know what's wrong with Afia.

1:07:42 > 1:07:44Me?

1:07:44 > 1:07:47No. You are a very good husband.

1:07:47 > 1:07:48HE SNORTS

1:07:48 > 1:07:51Afia is...

1:07:51 > 1:07:53She's young, you know. She's flighty.

1:07:56 > 1:08:00Tamwar, give her a baby.

1:08:01 > 1:08:02What?

1:08:02 > 1:08:04Just hear me out, all right?

1:08:06 > 1:08:10It will ground her, it will bond your marriage,

1:08:10 > 1:08:13it will let you build a new life.

1:08:14 > 1:08:17It's not until a woman becomes a mother

1:08:17 > 1:08:18that she ever really grows up.

1:08:28 > 1:08:31Where's Michael? I thought he was working here all day?

1:08:31 > 1:08:33Gone to the gym.

1:08:42 > 1:08:44PHONE RINGS

1:08:49 > 1:08:52Hello, Jean. Let me guess.

1:08:52 > 1:08:55Roxy's here to prove I'm the big bad bogeyman?

1:08:57 > 1:08:59You disappoint me, Roxy. I thought we were friends.

1:09:04 > 1:09:09Go and have a look on the computer. Go on. Password. Janine.

1:09:09 > 1:09:10Capital J. Be my guest

1:09:10 > 1:09:13You are using Jean. You are using her, like you used Ronnie.

1:09:13 > 1:09:17Ronnie, ah, OK. I wondered how she'd get her claws into you,

1:09:17 > 1:09:21that's quite clever, actually. Well, moderately clever.

1:09:21 > 1:09:24Go on.

1:09:24 > 1:09:26Have a seat. Have a seat.

1:09:26 > 1:09:27Come on!

1:09:29 > 1:09:30Fine.

1:09:31 > 1:09:36Let's try a few key words, a few search words. Jean.

1:09:36 > 1:09:37OK.

1:09:41 > 1:09:44No? Imaginary company.

1:09:45 > 1:09:47Big bad Michael took the money.

1:09:48 > 1:09:50HE LAUGHS

1:09:50 > 1:09:52It's not in there.

1:09:52 > 1:09:54The reason it isn't there is cos it's up there, in her head.

1:09:54 > 1:09:56I believe her.

1:09:57 > 1:09:59Well, you mustn't!

1:09:59 > 1:10:02And I would keep her away from Amy as well.

1:10:04 > 1:10:06Sorry, what's my daughter got to do with this?

1:10:06 > 1:10:09Everything. Cos you know how I found her this morning?

1:10:09 > 1:10:11- I found her staring into space... - Yeah?- Listen...

1:10:11 > 1:10:15Cradling Amy's cardigan. That's weird. It's weird. She's warped.

1:10:15 > 1:10:17You are weird. You are warped.

1:10:17 > 1:10:20I would never lie about Amy, now come on. Give me some credit.

1:10:20 > 1:10:23Janine's pregnancy, it's twisted her head.

1:10:23 > 1:10:25Right, OK. Will you just shut up.

1:10:25 > 1:10:29You know... All right, how about this.

1:10:29 > 1:10:31You know she wants me to call her mother.

1:10:32 > 1:10:37Yeah. She said she can't wait to be Nana Jean again.

1:10:37 > 1:10:39OK, I don't believe you.

1:10:39 > 1:10:42OK, that's fair enough.

1:10:42 > 1:10:45But you know she has a picture of Amy in her purse?

1:11:02 > 1:11:04He hasn't hurt you?

1:11:04 > 1:11:06No, no..

1:11:08 > 1:11:11You found the files, though?

1:11:11 > 1:11:13No. I'm sorry, Jean. I didn't.

1:11:13 > 1:11:15Oh, no!

1:11:15 > 1:11:17He's hidden them.

1:11:17 > 1:11:20No, no, he'll have deleted them...

1:11:20 > 1:11:21Yeah, I know. I know.

1:11:21 > 1:11:24I'm sorry, Jean. There was nothing...

1:11:38 > 1:11:41I'll fight for you. If that's what you want.

1:11:41 > 1:11:42I'd do anything for you.

1:11:43 > 1:11:47Tell me the truth. About what you really want in life.

1:11:47 > 1:11:50I want you. I love you.

1:11:51 > 1:11:53OK. I want a future with you.

1:11:53 > 1:11:54I want us to grow old together.

1:11:54 > 1:11:58We're not old yet. There's so many things we could do first...

1:11:58 > 1:12:01We will, we will. I want to help you put down roots

1:12:01 > 1:12:04and build a life with me.

1:12:07 > 1:12:09And I think maybe we should take the next step.

1:12:10 > 1:12:12What do you mean?

1:12:15 > 1:12:18Maybe we should have a baby.

1:12:25 > 1:12:27Your mum's ring? Are you sure about this?

1:12:27 > 1:12:31She'd want me to. It's just a ring.

1:12:31 > 1:12:35- Is everything OK, Luce? - Just take it.

1:12:35 > 1:12:37Hey, that's my stuff!

1:12:37 > 1:12:39Bobby. You'll have to be brave. I'm just selling a few things.

1:12:39 > 1:12:44- Do you want to change your mind? - Just take it, all right.- Yeah.

1:12:44 > 1:12:45He's taking my stuff!

1:12:45 > 1:12:48Look, Bobby, I have to. Please, Tyler, can you just go.

1:12:50 > 1:12:51Bobby, mate.

1:12:51 > 1:12:53HE STAMPS UP THE STAIRS

1:12:56 > 1:12:58He's asked her. I knew my idea would work.

1:12:58 > 1:13:00Really?

1:13:00 > 1:13:03Oh, another little grandchild. Another little face to kiss.

1:13:03 > 1:13:06Oh, thank you, I'm so thrilled.

1:13:10 > 1:13:12Do I say congratulations?

1:13:12 > 1:13:14Yeah...

1:13:14 > 1:13:17Come on, Tam. Let's go out. Let's go for a walk.

1:13:19 > 1:13:23You know, Luce, you can talk to me any time you need, OK?

1:13:23 > 1:13:26Fat's got your back.

1:13:26 > 1:13:29So, when is Ian coming home?

1:13:32 > 1:13:34OK, all right...

1:13:34 > 1:13:37So, how are things with you and Bobby?

1:13:37 > 1:13:39Bobby.

1:13:40 > 1:13:42Where's Bobby?

1:13:44 > 1:13:47Bobby? Bobby?

1:13:53 > 1:13:55Bobby?

1:13:57 > 1:13:58Bobby Beale?

1:14:01 > 1:14:04Ah! Now, this won't do.

1:14:04 > 1:14:06This won't do at all.

1:14:06 > 1:14:12Personally, I find the world looks much brighter after an ice-cream.

1:14:12 > 1:14:15Do you want me to treat you to one?

1:14:17 > 1:14:20And then me and you will have a chat. Man to man.

1:14:20 > 1:14:24And you can tell me all your problems, yeah, eh?

1:14:24 > 1:14:26Come on, come with me.

1:14:29 > 1:14:31Good boy, that's it.

1:14:35 > 1:14:36Do you want this child?

1:14:36 > 1:14:39I want my marriage to work.

1:14:39 > 1:14:42I loved you, Tam, from the moment I held you in my arms.

1:14:42 > 1:14:44But being a parent, it's not easy.

1:14:44 > 1:14:47I know, it's just Mum reckons it's going to heal us.

1:14:47 > 1:14:49You know, it'll make her proud.

1:14:49 > 1:14:51Well, you make me proud every day.

1:14:51 > 1:14:52Do I?

1:14:52 > 1:14:56Yeah, you're a wonderful son, Tam. You deserve to be happy.

1:14:56 > 1:14:58But don't have a child just to please your mother.

1:14:58 > 1:15:01What's the matter with you?

1:15:01 > 1:15:05You have one because it's your dream.

1:15:05 > 1:15:07Afia's.

1:15:08 > 1:15:10You know, becoming a parent is the most important thing

1:15:10 > 1:15:12you'll ever do in your life.

1:15:13 > 1:15:16Just make sure it's what you both want.

1:15:30 > 1:15:34Jean. Have you seen Amy's cardigan anywhere?

1:15:34 > 1:15:36Oh, covered in chocolate and I've left it at work.

1:15:36 > 1:15:39I'm so sorry, I meant to...

1:15:41 > 1:15:43Are you OK?

1:15:46 > 1:15:48Michael's said something, hasn't he?

1:15:50 > 1:15:51Yeah, he has.

1:15:53 > 1:15:55Oh, Jean. Umm...

1:15:58 > 1:16:01He said that you carry pictures of Amy in your purse.

1:16:12 > 1:16:14I've got my whole family in here.

1:16:14 > 1:16:18Stacey and Lily...

1:16:18 > 1:16:20Sean...

1:16:20 > 1:16:22You.

1:16:22 > 1:16:25I've carried that photo since the day it was taken.

1:16:25 > 1:16:28I know things have changed but I couldn't bear to throw it away

1:16:28 > 1:16:31because, on that day, Sean was happy.

1:16:31 > 1:16:35And I like to look at him smiling every single day.

1:16:39 > 1:16:42Lola wouldn't nick on the job. Baby bracelets? Family stuff?

1:16:42 > 1:16:44That's sick.

1:16:44 > 1:16:45And she'd never pinch your handbag.

1:16:45 > 1:16:47A designer one? You sure?

1:16:47 > 1:16:50Someone could have picked it up by mistake.

1:16:50 > 1:16:52They all look the same, don't they.

1:16:52 > 1:16:53It was bright pink tartan, actually.

1:16:53 > 1:16:55Pink tartan?

1:16:55 > 1:16:58You got a key to Jean's locker?

1:17:02 > 1:17:06Hang on, no, no... this is her private property.

1:17:06 > 1:17:08You can't just...

1:17:08 > 1:17:10Look, Jean had a pink bag in here. This morning.

1:17:10 > 1:17:13You was there, Michael.

1:17:13 > 1:17:15She stole my bag.

1:17:15 > 1:17:17SHE GASPS

1:17:17 > 1:17:22Jean stole my bag!

1:17:27 > 1:17:30Bobby! Bobby!

1:17:34 > 1:17:36Phil, I can't find Bobby. I'm losing everyone.

1:17:36 > 1:17:39He's probably just with his mates or something.

1:17:39 > 1:17:42No, he's run off because I sold all his things. All our things.

1:17:42 > 1:17:44You've got to start selling Ian's things. Not yours.

1:17:44 > 1:17:47- He ain't here, you are. - He'll be here. Soon.

1:17:47 > 1:17:48You want me to be honest with you?

1:17:48 > 1:17:51Well, I've been looking for Ian these past few days...

1:17:51 > 1:17:55And if he wanted to be found, he'd have been found by now.

1:17:57 > 1:17:58Here he is.

1:18:00 > 1:18:02Don't ever do that to me again, OK.

1:18:02 > 1:18:03I'm sorry.

1:18:03 > 1:18:06He's all right. He was stuffing his face full of choc ices in the caff.

1:18:06 > 1:18:07Thanks, Fats.

1:18:07 > 1:18:10We've been having a little chat, me and Bobby. You all right?

1:18:10 > 1:18:13Come on. Home.

1:18:21 > 1:18:25Certainly got its perks, this new job.

1:18:25 > 1:18:29You sure I can't help you with your delicates, darling?

1:18:29 > 1:18:31I am trained.

1:18:31 > 1:18:32Maybe next time.

1:18:32 > 1:18:35SHE LAUGHS

1:18:35 > 1:18:36Nice...

1:18:36 > 1:18:38Kim?

1:18:40 > 1:18:42Hey.

1:18:42 > 1:18:44Hello, babe.

1:18:44 > 1:18:45Is this Tiff's?

1:18:47 > 1:18:51That's my jumper! You've ruined it, Tyler! What have you..?

1:18:51 > 1:18:54Pat bought that for me!

1:18:54 > 1:18:57We'll go out this evening. You can start trying right away.

1:18:57 > 1:18:58Mum...

1:18:58 > 1:19:01Come on, we have to make plans. Financial plans.

1:19:01 > 1:19:04You will have to drop college.

1:19:04 > 1:19:06Drop? I'm not going to college.

1:19:06 > 1:19:08They called for you, all right? They asked for you.

1:19:08 > 1:19:10What did they say?

1:19:10 > 1:19:12That he'd applied for a course. Your secret's out, Tam.

1:19:12 > 1:19:14- I didn't apply.- You liar! You lied to me.

1:19:14 > 1:19:17And, what, now you think you're ready to become a father?

1:19:17 > 1:19:19- I haven't applied... - He's not lying.

1:19:19 > 1:19:21It's not Tam that's going to college, it's me.

1:19:26 > 1:19:30I can't face checking in at the Butchers'.

1:19:30 > 1:19:33Not with them knowing that they've won.

1:19:35 > 1:19:38How am I going to tell Alfie?

1:19:38 > 1:19:40I've let him down so badly.

1:19:44 > 1:19:46You going to snap my head off?

1:19:46 > 1:19:47No, I'm going to ask if you're OK?

1:19:49 > 1:19:51Those two punters driving off this morning.

1:19:51 > 1:19:53Looked like they were giving you a hard time.

1:19:53 > 1:19:55No that wasn't a hard time.

1:19:55 > 1:19:58My sister telling me I'm fit for nothing. That's a hard time.

1:19:58 > 1:20:00Yeah. I'm sorry.

1:20:00 > 1:20:01What? Can't hear you.

1:20:01 > 1:20:03Well, you said stuff too.

1:20:03 > 1:20:06I'm sorry.

1:20:06 > 1:20:08What? Can't hear you.

1:20:08 > 1:20:11Anyway, I've bought you a little peace offering.

1:20:11 > 1:20:15Sorry, it's from the Minute Mart. I know it might be beneath you.

1:20:15 > 1:20:16Mmmm.

1:20:21 > 1:20:24I am so tempted to tell you where to shove it.

1:20:24 > 1:20:26But if you want to do a bit of scrubbing to apologise,

1:20:26 > 1:20:29- I could be magnanimous. - See, there you go. You do need me?

1:20:29 > 1:20:30Come on, admit it.

1:20:30 > 1:20:34No. I don't need you. But I do miss you.

1:20:34 > 1:20:36Really?

1:20:36 > 1:20:39Yeah. Well, it's no fun shouting at the customers, innit,

1:20:39 > 1:20:42without you being there with your disapproving face.

1:20:44 > 1:20:48And besides, who am I going to call to pull me out the skip?

1:20:48 > 1:20:51Come back? Please.

1:20:53 > 1:20:56Here, look. Says here "thick but directable".

1:20:56 > 1:20:58You've got a lot in common.

1:21:00 > 1:21:05You lying, thieving, witch! I'm going to have you arrested.

1:21:08 > 1:21:11All this time, scheming, lying...

1:21:11 > 1:21:14D'you think I like shoving letters through doors every day?

1:21:14 > 1:21:16I need to use my brain.

1:21:16 > 1:21:20What, teaching Tiffany Butcher? That's using your brain, is it?

1:21:20 > 1:21:22I didn't kiss that guy, you know.

1:21:22 > 1:21:24I'd never do that to you.

1:21:24 > 1:21:26I know. I know you wouldn't.

1:21:26 > 1:21:29But then why would you say that? Why would you put me through that?

1:21:29 > 1:21:32I thought you were lying. About college.

1:21:34 > 1:21:37Living your dreams without bothering to ask me what mine were.

1:21:37 > 1:21:39ARGUING IN THE BACKGROUND

1:21:39 > 1:21:41So what are they, Afia?

1:21:43 > 1:21:45Be honest with me.

1:21:46 > 1:21:49I dunno...

1:21:49 > 1:21:51It's just....

1:21:51 > 1:21:57It's like there's a life out there, an adventure we should be having.

1:22:00 > 1:22:04And I don't feel like it's here in Walford.

1:22:04 > 1:22:08I just feel like I can't be happy.

1:22:10 > 1:22:13I'm not saying that. I'm just saying make up your mind

1:22:13 > 1:22:16whether you want to be a postman or a maths teacher.

1:22:16 > 1:22:18It had my purse in it. My bank cards. My phone...

1:22:18 > 1:22:20And you knew it was mine!

1:22:20 > 1:22:23No, no, no, it was empty. When I found it, it was on the floor.

1:22:23 > 1:22:28- Billy you saw me.- Sorry, Jean. I only saw you put it in the locker.

1:22:28 > 1:22:29That's because you told me to.

1:22:29 > 1:22:31Is this Amy's?

1:22:32 > 1:22:34I told you. I told you it was dirty.

1:22:34 > 1:22:38- It's fine, it's fine. I believe you, OK.- Yeah, well...

1:22:38 > 1:22:40We're going to see what the police think about that.

1:22:40 > 1:22:44- No you don't!- Why don't we just take this somewhere private? Upstairs?

1:22:47 > 1:22:50ANGRY FOOTSTEPS

1:22:55 > 1:22:58Trouble in paradise?

1:22:58 > 1:23:00I've ruined her jumper. I've said sorry.

1:23:00 > 1:23:02Apology not accepted, I take it?

1:23:04 > 1:23:06She's deleted Top Gear!

1:23:13 > 1:23:15Can't just come barging in here accusing her...

1:23:15 > 1:23:18She had the bag, Mo. She had it in her locker!

1:23:18 > 1:23:21- She needs to be locked up.- Janine, it's no way to handle it. Just be cool.

1:23:21 > 1:23:23You'll wake Amy, anyway. Just shush.

1:23:23 > 1:23:25Amy's not here, she's with Jack, all right.

1:23:25 > 1:23:27MUSIC PLAYS

1:23:27 > 1:23:29Amy?

1:23:29 > 1:23:31What's Amy doing in my bedroom?

1:23:54 > 1:23:57Amy's christening bracelet, what...

1:23:58 > 1:24:01Why are my daughter's things in your room, Jean?

1:24:01 > 1:24:02No, I didn't put them there...

1:24:06 > 1:24:08It was you.

1:24:08 > 1:24:11She's had everything. Everything Lola got the blame for.

1:24:11 > 1:24:17Michael! You stay away from me and you stay away from my family.

1:24:17 > 1:24:19I didn't take it.

1:24:26 > 1:24:29I-I didn't put any of that there!

1:24:33 > 1:24:35I didn't take it.

1:24:35 > 1:24:37You have to believe me.

1:24:50 > 1:24:53ALARM SOUNDS

1:25:02 > 1:25:05That's for deleting Top Gear. Night, babe.

1:25:22 > 1:25:25- What do I do with this lot? - I dunno. What you asking me for?

1:25:25 > 1:25:28You're the big cheese running the place.

1:25:28 > 1:25:30Mo, is this what she does?

1:25:30 > 1:25:32You kidding? I've never seen her like this before.

1:25:35 > 1:25:38D'you know what? Just bin it, yeah?

1:25:49 > 1:25:51I want Jean arrested.

1:25:51 > 1:25:53Forget about her, she's a no mark.

1:25:53 > 1:25:56I'm taking you shopping.

1:25:56 > 1:25:57For more elasticated pants?

1:25:57 > 1:26:00No, baby clothes. Little miniature midget clothes for small people.

1:26:00 > 1:26:03Yeah, well, I think I'd rather have Jean locked up.

1:26:03 > 1:26:06No, no, I think that's just your hormones talking.

1:26:06 > 1:26:08Since when does Janine Butcher get weirded out

1:26:08 > 1:26:11by creepy little old birds?

1:26:12 > 1:26:15Hi, Afia. Hi, Tam.

1:26:15 > 1:26:17Not interested, Tam.

1:26:17 > 1:26:19Guess what I'm going to do today?

1:26:19 > 1:26:22Talk about babies and settling down and stuff?

1:26:22 > 1:26:23Tam, grow up.

1:26:23 > 1:26:28No, not me, Afia. Because I want to go travelling with you.

1:26:30 > 1:26:34Travelling? Yeah. What do you say to that?

1:26:37 > 1:26:39I can't not be with you, Afia.

1:26:39 > 1:26:41What about your mum?

1:26:41 > 1:26:45What about Mum? I'm going to tell her today.

1:26:45 > 1:26:47Just one thing.

1:26:47 > 1:26:48Mmm?

1:26:48 > 1:26:50Don't do it with sock puppets.

1:26:51 > 1:26:53Really?

1:26:53 > 1:26:54SHE LAUGHS

1:26:55 > 1:26:58Smashing an alarm, I mean, that is a bit extreme.

1:26:58 > 1:27:00Yes. You cannot let him get away with it.

1:27:00 > 1:27:02No, I'm not going to. Look.

1:27:04 > 1:27:06Sorry, sorry, sorry

1:27:06 > 1:27:09Tyler's phone's just gone Double-Dutch.

1:27:09 > 1:27:12All right. One minute, Whit.

1:27:15 > 1:27:17WHISTLING

1:27:18 > 1:27:19Have you seen Tyler?

1:27:19 > 1:27:22- I'm not talking to you. - He left his phone.

1:27:22 > 1:27:25Top Gear is sacred. All right? Sacred.

1:27:30 > 1:27:32Wow! You really do need a hand, innit?

1:27:32 > 1:27:34Why didn't you clear up this last night?

1:27:34 > 1:27:37- What are you, the health police? - All right, sorry.

1:27:37 > 1:27:40All right, girls, come on now, let's put this energy

1:27:40 > 1:27:42into the tidying, yeah? Come on.

1:27:42 > 1:27:45So when's your dad getting back then, Lucy?

1:27:45 > 1:27:46Next question.

1:27:50 > 1:27:55'Oh, hello, it's Mr Porter again. I just wanted to say

1:27:55 > 1:27:56'I found the items...

1:27:56 > 1:27:58'you know, that I thought were missing.

1:27:58 > 1:28:01'Anyway. My mistake. Sorry.'

1:28:01 > 1:28:05'End of messages. To delete messages, press delete.'

1:28:15 > 1:28:20I loved playing boxes too. Better than the actual presents.

1:28:20 > 1:28:23Amy, come and help Mummy?

1:28:23 > 1:28:26Right. Well... I'm off to work.

1:28:26 > 1:28:29Well, mind the elephant in the room as you go, won't you?

1:28:29 > 1:28:32- Sorry?- Look, teddy's over there. Go and get teddy. Good girl.

1:28:32 > 1:28:35Sorry, but you're not going anywhere,

1:28:35 > 1:28:36until you explain yesterday.

1:28:36 > 1:28:38- I'm already late.- Jean!- What?

1:28:38 > 1:28:40What d'you mean "what?"

1:28:40 > 1:28:42Do you not remember what was sitting in your room?

1:28:43 > 1:28:46That wasn't me. Michael did that.

1:28:46 > 1:28:48You don't know what he's capable of.

1:28:48 > 1:28:52- Michael?- Yes. He's been doing things.

1:28:54 > 1:28:55Jean, just give me the truth.

1:28:55 > 1:28:57I am telling you the truth.

1:28:57 > 1:29:00He keeps setting me up, he's done it before,

1:29:00 > 1:29:03he made me look like I'd broken into Janine's flat.

1:29:03 > 1:29:04Oh, why would he do that?

1:29:04 > 1:29:07For the money, it's all about the money.

1:29:07 > 1:29:10He's trying to frame me, so that I look like I'm...

1:29:10 > 1:29:14- you know, I'm...- Well, it's working!

1:29:14 > 1:29:16So you do believe me?

1:29:16 > 1:29:18Jean...

1:29:18 > 1:29:19Just...

1:29:19 > 1:29:21what've you done with the money?

1:29:21 > 1:29:23He's got it!

1:29:24 > 1:29:27You know what... You can't have spent it, right?

1:29:27 > 1:29:28You can't have spent it all.

1:29:28 > 1:29:31- It's not like you've got a brand-new sports car.- Listen to me,

1:29:31 > 1:29:33- Michael has got the money!- Is it Sean? You've given it to Sean?

1:29:33 > 1:29:35Cos he would SO know how to get it off of you.

1:29:35 > 1:29:37What's he given you, some great big sob story?

1:29:37 > 1:29:41- No, you know I haven't seen Sean for years!- What we...

1:29:42 > 1:29:46What I saw in that room, OK, what everybody saw, is not right.

1:29:46 > 1:29:48Yeah? You cannot do things like that.

1:29:48 > 1:29:51I am telling you the truth. It was Michael!

1:29:53 > 1:29:54D'you know something, Jean?

1:29:54 > 1:29:58I'm supposed to be holding the fort, and this is just way beyond me.

1:29:58 > 1:30:00Oh, well, I am so sorry for you!

1:30:00 > 1:30:03Thank you so much for believing in me(!)

1:30:03 > 1:30:04Don't get angry with me, Jean.

1:30:04 > 1:30:07- I'm going to work.- You're seriously going to step outside?

1:30:07 > 1:30:10Yes! Because there is nothing wrong with me! I am fine!

1:30:10 > 1:30:11- I am!- Yeah. OK.

1:30:14 > 1:30:18Just so you know, this is not what I signed up for.

1:30:18 > 1:30:20When you proposed to me,

1:30:20 > 1:30:23I was not saying yes to some undergraduate bum.

1:30:23 > 1:30:25Is that what you think students are?

1:30:25 > 1:30:26I know that's what they are.

1:30:26 > 1:30:29They get a sense of freedom and they're hanging off war memorials.

1:30:29 > 1:30:30Well, bring it on.

1:30:30 > 1:30:32Don't even joke about it.

1:30:32 > 1:30:35Zee, you know, it might be an idea to let people do

1:30:35 > 1:30:38what they want every now and then.

1:30:38 > 1:30:40Are you saying that I interfere?

1:30:40 > 1:30:42Only with everything.

1:30:42 > 1:30:45This isn't a home, it's a dictatorship.

1:30:45 > 1:30:48Right. So it's wrong to try and make everyone happy, is it?

1:30:48 > 1:30:50Yes, but you're doing the opposite.

1:30:50 > 1:30:54Someone has got to tell Tamwar how to go about things. The boy is clueless at the best of times.

1:30:54 > 1:30:55He's all grown up now, he's a man.

1:30:55 > 1:30:57He still needs me.

1:30:57 > 1:30:59And you, Mr Student, if you want me to stand by you,

1:30:59 > 1:31:00you have to stand by me.

1:31:00 > 1:31:02I feel a song coming on.

1:31:03 > 1:31:06Tamwar and Afia have got to put down roots,

1:31:06 > 1:31:08they've got to start a family.

1:31:08 > 1:31:10And you, Mr Student, if you want an education,

1:31:10 > 1:31:12you better start learning from me.

1:31:17 > 1:31:19What's this? Cake?

1:31:19 > 1:31:21Yeah, what of it? You want a slice?

1:31:21 > 1:31:24I'll have a cup a tea, please. Hello, sweetheart.

1:31:24 > 1:31:25My phone's all mumbo jumbo.

1:31:25 > 1:31:28How am I supposed to sort it out if I can't understand the instructions?

1:31:28 > 1:31:30Why don't you take a language course or something, Ty?

1:31:30 > 1:31:31TEXT ALERT

1:31:35 > 1:31:38She'll help ya. Oi, Lauren, you've got GCSEs, ain't you?

1:31:38 > 1:31:41Yes. But none of them were in phone repair.

1:31:41 > 1:31:43Just sort it out for us, please?

1:31:43 > 1:31:45Look, if you do not know languages

1:31:45 > 1:31:46then it's not my fault that you're thick.

1:31:46 > 1:31:48I am not thick.

1:31:48 > 1:31:49Hey, bruvver, let me have a look man.

1:31:49 > 1:31:53Oh, mate, I think that's Egyptian. Actually, it might be Russian.

1:31:53 > 1:31:55Great. That means Whitney wins this round, then.

1:31:55 > 1:31:58Is that's how it works? It's not a relationship, it's a boxing match.

1:31:58 > 1:32:00And I'm going to win.

1:32:00 > 1:32:02Right. So what happens next then?

1:32:02 > 1:32:04Eh?

1:32:04 > 1:32:06In Round Three? Thicko.

1:32:06 > 1:32:08All right. You ain't so clever yourself, you know.

1:32:08 > 1:32:11Compared to you two, I really am.

1:32:11 > 1:32:13All right, well, why don't you prove it?

1:32:13 > 1:32:14- Yeah, prove it.- Yeah.

1:32:14 > 1:32:20OK. We'll have a little competition. Girls versus apes.

1:32:20 > 1:32:22Winner just gets to walk all over the losers.

1:32:22 > 1:32:25You'd better bring your friends, Lauren cos you're going to need 'em.

1:32:25 > 1:32:28- All right. Lucy, you busy later? - What do you think?

1:32:28 > 1:32:31- What's that? No friends?- Shame.

1:32:31 > 1:32:34Tell you who you should invite. My Alice. She's a clever girl.

1:32:34 > 1:32:38Yeah. Yeah, I will. Thank you, Uncle Derek. I will.

1:32:41 > 1:32:44Uh, no offence Del, but what you helping her for?

1:32:44 > 1:32:46I've already got to apologise to Whit later

1:32:46 > 1:32:47so I can get my phone sorted.

1:32:47 > 1:32:50You have gotta get a grip, son.

1:32:50 > 1:32:51You gotta stop fawning around her.

1:32:53 > 1:32:55Fawn? Fawning?

1:32:55 > 1:32:59It's a baby deer and you know what we do with baby deers, don't ya?

1:32:59 > 1:33:03We eat 'em. Not because they're tasty but because we can.

1:33:03 > 1:33:05So you get back over there and you put her in her place

1:33:05 > 1:33:07and keep her there.

1:33:08 > 1:33:09Forget the tea.

1:33:11 > 1:33:12ENGINE SPUTTERS

1:33:12 > 1:33:14Stupid thing!

1:33:16 > 1:33:19- We're not going around the world on that, are we?- You told her yet?

1:33:19 > 1:33:21Uh...no.

1:33:21 > 1:33:22Tam!

1:33:22 > 1:33:24I will, OK? I just haven't seen her, have I?

1:33:24 > 1:33:27- You're single and middle aged Denise...- Here's your chance.

1:33:27 > 1:33:30..you're never busy. So I'm bringing Kamil round for 6pm.

1:33:30 > 1:33:33You'll be glad for the company. OK, bye.

1:33:35 > 1:33:37Right, so it's all done. A romantic dinner for two.

1:33:37 > 1:33:38Courtesy of your loving mother.

1:33:38 > 1:33:40Listen, Mum...

1:33:40 > 1:33:42Dinner's already cooking

1:33:42 > 1:33:45and your father is attempting to choose the music.

1:33:48 > 1:33:51- ENGINE STARTS - Afia?

1:33:53 > 1:33:54She heard about a trainer sale.

1:33:58 > 1:34:00SHE LAUGHS

1:34:00 > 1:34:01Yeah, it's 120.

1:34:02 > 1:34:04I've got to go.

1:34:06 > 1:34:08There we go, job done.

1:34:08 > 1:34:12Polish, polish, polish, where does the morning go?

1:34:12 > 1:34:14Pops...?

1:34:14 > 1:34:16You really are on another planet.

1:34:16 > 1:34:19Jean, you can't just come waltzing in here.

1:34:19 > 1:34:21You could've got me locked up!

1:34:21 > 1:34:24Look, I know what you're thinking,

1:34:24 > 1:34:27but I didn't know that stuff was in my room.

1:34:27 > 1:34:28I swear.

1:34:28 > 1:34:32Billy, on Stacey's life, I swear!

1:34:32 > 1:34:34- You lying, old cow.- Just get out.

1:34:34 > 1:34:37Oh, you would say that, wouldn't you, because you're in on it.

1:34:37 > 1:34:40You need locking up! Billy, get her out.

1:34:40 > 1:34:43Billy...it was them.

1:34:43 > 1:34:46And by the way, you're fired!

1:34:46 > 1:34:48- And you're rehired.- Come on, Jean.

1:34:48 > 1:34:52Billy, it was them. I swear, I didn't know anything about it...

1:34:52 > 1:34:56- Best you stay well away. Please. - Oh, please, Billy.

1:35:07 > 1:35:09ECHOING LAUGHTER

1:35:10 > 1:35:14SOUNDS ECHO

1:35:16 > 1:35:18LAUGHTER

1:35:19 > 1:35:21Need a ride somewhere?

1:35:22 > 1:35:24Where you going?

1:35:29 > 1:35:33Back off! Michael! Michael!

1:35:33 > 1:35:34Don't ignore me.

1:35:34 > 1:35:37Not after what you've done.

1:35:37 > 1:35:39Michael. Michael, please, please...

1:35:41 > 1:35:44Why are you doing this to me?

1:35:45 > 1:35:47Sorry?

1:35:48 > 1:35:50You don't care do you?

1:35:50 > 1:35:52Not even a flicker.

1:35:55 > 1:35:57You...

1:35:57 > 1:36:00You're like a snake.

1:36:00 > 1:36:02Poison. That's what you are.

1:36:03 > 1:36:06You can't say these things to me, Jean. We're friends.

1:36:06 > 1:36:07SHE LAUGHS

1:36:07 > 1:36:11Oh, I'm stronger now. I am.

1:36:11 > 1:36:14You might think I'm a nobody,

1:36:14 > 1:36:17a nothing. But I am someone, Michael. I am.

1:36:17 > 1:36:20Of course you are. Whoever said you weren't, Jean?

1:36:22 > 1:36:24I'm going to prove it was you.

1:36:24 > 1:36:26Sorry?

1:36:26 > 1:36:28All that stuff you put in my room. I'm going to prove it was you.

1:36:28 > 1:36:30PHONE RINGS

1:36:30 > 1:36:32Just the missus...

1:36:32 > 1:36:34wondering where I am.

1:36:34 > 1:36:39She was going to have you arrested, by the way, till I intervened.

1:36:39 > 1:36:42Told her it was just a blip.

1:36:42 > 1:36:47I won't stop until everyone knows about you, Michael. I won't.

1:36:47 > 1:36:50I'd worry more about what they're going to learn about you.

1:36:50 > 1:36:52And that's coming from a really caring place.

1:36:55 > 1:36:58I was wrong about you.

1:36:58 > 1:37:00You're not fit to be anybody's son.

1:37:13 > 1:37:15Tam. Your mum sent me.

1:37:15 > 1:37:20Before you start, I am listening to you, and not her.

1:37:20 > 1:37:21Really?

1:37:21 > 1:37:24- Follow your dreams, that's what you said, so...- You sure?

1:37:24 > 1:37:28Yep. We both want to get away, so...

1:37:28 > 1:37:30That was close.

1:37:30 > 1:37:33She told me to go and give you some advice.

1:37:33 > 1:37:36How I've fathered four children and all that.

1:37:36 > 1:37:38Yeah. Probably better that you're leaving.

1:37:38 > 1:37:43Anyway, you can report back. And tell her what I've decided.

1:37:43 > 1:37:45Me? Isn't it better coming from you?

1:37:47 > 1:37:49What? Are we both that scared of her?

1:37:51 > 1:37:52Probably.

1:37:53 > 1:37:54I love quizzes.

1:37:54 > 1:37:56Yeah. And we are going to annihilate 'em, so...

1:37:57 > 1:37:59Come on, jump to it!

1:38:01 > 1:38:02Luce, have a look?

1:38:03 > 1:38:05Have a look, Luce.

1:38:05 > 1:38:08- There you go.- What is this?- Ketchup.

1:38:08 > 1:38:11I've got this acquaintance, right, had a word, did a deal,

1:38:11 > 1:38:14and there you go. All above board, of course.

1:38:14 > 1:38:15We've got our own supplier.

1:38:15 > 1:38:18Yeah. But you've also got Bobby to look after and a cafe to run

1:38:18 > 1:38:20so let me chip in. Eh?

1:38:20 > 1:38:21Dad's got his own contacts.

1:38:21 > 1:38:23But he isn't here, is he?

1:38:23 > 1:38:24No. But he will be.

1:38:24 > 1:38:25When? There you go. Come on,

1:38:25 > 1:38:29I'm only trying to help out. Just doing my bit.

1:38:34 > 1:38:36Are we living in a ghost town?

1:38:36 > 1:38:37Mo, what d'you want me to?

1:38:37 > 1:38:40D'you want me to stand outside and yell at people to come in?

1:38:40 > 1:38:43You'd better flaming do something, girl.

1:38:44 > 1:38:46Jean!

1:38:48 > 1:38:50She was all right until you pitched up.

1:38:50 > 1:38:52Why don't you just do something instead of standing there,

1:38:52 > 1:38:54having a dig at me all the time?

1:39:04 > 1:39:07Come on, then. How was it out there?

1:39:08 > 1:39:09I warned you, didn't I?

1:39:09 > 1:39:12He said that it would help Alfie.

1:39:12 > 1:39:13What?

1:39:13 > 1:39:18Michael. But now he's got my savings,

1:39:18 > 1:39:20Alfie's savings, the VAT money.

1:39:20 > 1:39:22The only person that he's helping is himself.

1:39:22 > 1:39:25OK. All right. Jean you just gotta stop this now.

1:39:25 > 1:39:28- Kat and Alfie are going to hate me. - They'll hate me, as well.

1:39:28 > 1:39:30I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking,

1:39:30 > 1:39:32that we go round there and we demand the money back.

1:39:32 > 1:39:35- You and me.- Jean. Jean, stop...

1:39:35 > 1:39:38- He'll listen to you, and we'll take Mo, as well.- Jean,

1:39:38 > 1:39:41- stop this now. Jean... - ..and we will not leave until we get every single penny.

1:39:41 > 1:39:44JEAN! JEAN! Stop it! Do you understand me?

1:39:44 > 1:39:45Nobody believes you!

1:39:45 > 1:39:47OK? Nobody!

1:39:52 > 1:39:54You'll look like a prince tonight.

1:39:55 > 1:39:57Things are finally going our way, Tamwar.

1:39:57 > 1:40:00Well, once I get used to being engaged to a student.

1:40:02 > 1:40:06Bit by bit, we are getting back to who we are.

1:40:06 > 1:40:09Yeah, I think I am too. Actually, I think I've already arrived.

1:40:09 > 1:40:12You see, I'm still getting things right, still giving good advice.

1:40:12 > 1:40:14Not really.

1:40:14 > 1:40:16Huh?

1:40:16 > 1:40:18The meal, and the romantic night,

1:40:18 > 1:40:20it's good and that,

1:40:20 > 1:40:22OK...

1:40:22 > 1:40:24but it...it's not us.

1:40:24 > 1:40:26It's not me and Afia.

1:40:32 > 1:40:34We're going to go round the world.

1:40:34 > 1:40:36SHE LAUGHS

1:40:36 > 1:40:40You're such a joker. You joker.

1:40:42 > 1:40:43I'm being serious.

1:40:46 > 1:40:49It's what Afia... It's what we both want.

1:40:52 > 1:40:54- So...- I see.

1:40:56 > 1:40:57I mean, Dad said it was OK.

1:40:57 > 1:40:59Your father knew about this?

1:40:59 > 1:41:00He's got a point, Mum.

1:41:00 > 1:41:02I'm sure he does. Mas!

1:41:07 > 1:41:11So you two, you're doing your own thing. Right?

1:41:13 > 1:41:15- Is that so wrong?- No.

1:41:15 > 1:41:18No? OK. So you're OK with it?

1:41:18 > 1:41:19No, not remotely.

1:41:19 > 1:41:23It's OK, you know, you two just...

1:41:23 > 1:41:25- you don't need me any more, so... - That's not what we're saying!

1:41:25 > 1:41:28No, that makes me pretty redundant.

1:41:28 > 1:41:31So I will just back away, into a corner somewhere...

1:41:31 > 1:41:32- Mum.- Zee.

1:41:32 > 1:41:36..and I will do MY own thing. I'll find my own space.

1:41:36 > 1:41:40You know, it'll give me a chance to do something for myself.

1:41:40 > 1:41:42The boy is allowed to grow up.

1:41:42 > 1:41:45Yes. And you are allowed to be a schoolboy again.

1:41:45 > 1:41:48It's like some bad body swap comedy. It's just...

1:41:48 > 1:41:50And look at us all laughing.

1:41:57 > 1:41:59All I'm saying is Jean's had her problems in the past.

1:41:59 > 1:42:01Newsflash - she's still got 'em.

1:42:01 > 1:42:02Well, we should be trying to help her.

1:42:02 > 1:42:04Pops, seriously you're going soft.

1:42:04 > 1:42:07You could be visiting me in juvie right now, you know.

1:42:08 > 1:42:10So you're clever then, yeah?

1:42:10 > 1:42:12- I got a few GCSEs.- Yes!

1:42:12 > 1:42:14Lucy, you sure that you're not around later?

1:42:14 > 1:42:16I said no, I mean no.

1:42:17 > 1:42:20C'mon Lucy, we need you. We could beat 'em.

1:42:20 > 1:42:21I'm not interested.

1:42:21 > 1:42:24- We came in specially. - Well, you wasted your time.

1:42:24 > 1:42:27We're not going to ask you again, Lucy.

1:42:27 > 1:42:30Good. I've got stuff to do so run along.

1:42:30 > 1:42:34- Thought my dad was helping you? - Who are you again?

1:42:34 > 1:42:35Dunno why I bother.

1:42:41 > 1:42:43You're still a great mum.

1:42:43 > 1:42:45And you let Shabnam go travelling.

1:42:45 > 1:42:47I want you here.

1:42:47 > 1:42:51But it's like you say, Zee, I'm the big kid now.

1:42:51 > 1:42:53Me and Kamil, we need you.

1:42:55 > 1:42:57And I'm going to keep a video diary, OK?

1:42:57 > 1:43:01I'll put it online, it'll be like I'm in the room,

1:43:01 > 1:43:05although if there's a mountain in the background it might not quite work.

1:43:05 > 1:43:06But...

1:43:09 > 1:43:13So you're going to leave me here with him? Thanks, Tam.

1:43:14 > 1:43:16Oh, Zee...

1:43:20 > 1:43:23- Careful.- Thank you, babe.

1:43:23 > 1:43:26Beer please, Rox. Jean all right?

1:43:26 > 1:43:28And what is "all right", exactly?

1:43:29 > 1:43:31- Married Kate.- Prince William!

1:43:31 > 1:43:33- Umm...- Come on!

1:43:33 > 1:43:35- Poker face.- Lady Gaga! - That's it, that's it.

1:43:35 > 1:43:37My first name...

1:43:37 > 1:43:39- Whitney Houston!- Yes!

1:43:39 > 1:43:42- Times up! - Right, how many you got?

1:43:42 > 1:43:44- How many?- 12.

1:43:44 > 1:43:4512? 12?

1:43:45 > 1:43:47It's your turn.

1:43:47 > 1:43:48What's your name again?

1:43:48 > 1:43:49Alice.

1:43:49 > 1:43:54All right then Alice, get ready for a spanking. Ready boys?

1:43:54 > 1:43:56Derek's daughter.

1:43:56 > 1:43:58THEY LAUGH

1:43:58 > 1:43:59When I say spanking, I didn't...

1:43:59 > 1:44:01I don't mind.

1:44:01 > 1:44:03Easy bruv!

1:44:03 > 1:44:05I mean, I don't mind you saying...

1:44:05 > 1:44:08- Awkward!- Anyway, OK go!

1:44:08 > 1:44:11Hold on. That's not fair, that's not fair, start again, start again...

1:44:11 > 1:44:14he's um...side burns...

1:44:18 > 1:44:20How much stuff does a baby need?

1:44:20 > 1:44:24I'm Mr Style. My girl's going to be the same as me.

1:44:24 > 1:44:27- Billy, will you take this lot home for me, please?- Me?

1:44:27 > 1:44:30- I am with child. - You're on the pay roll, Bill.

1:44:33 > 1:44:34How dare you...

1:44:34 > 1:44:38- How dare we what? - No, no, no. I'm not having this...

1:44:38 > 1:44:39That's mine.

1:44:39 > 1:44:41Jean?

1:44:41 > 1:44:44All those things. They belong to me. My money paid for those.

1:44:44 > 1:44:46Jean...

1:44:46 > 1:44:48Tell them, Michael. Tell them how you took it from me. Go on.

1:44:50 > 1:44:53Jean, what are you doing? Jean! What are you doing?

1:44:53 > 1:44:57Come on. Where's the money? Where's my money? Where is it?

1:44:57 > 1:44:59Jean? Jean, what you playing at?

1:44:59 > 1:45:02- No, I want what's mine! - Calm down...

1:45:02 > 1:45:05- All this is mine! My money paid for this.- What you doing?

1:45:05 > 1:45:07All my savings! Alfie's money! Gone!

1:45:07 > 1:45:09And if this is what I can have for it,

1:45:09 > 1:45:12- this is what I'm having! - JEAN! SHUT UP!

1:45:12 > 1:45:15I don't want that woman within a mile of me.

1:45:20 > 1:45:24Michael... Please tell them what you did.

1:45:24 > 1:45:27- C'mon darling, let's get you home. - Billy...

1:45:27 > 1:45:29Please?

1:45:29 > 1:45:31..retrieve my goods.

1:45:40 > 1:45:42JEAN SOBS

1:45:46 > 1:45:49SHE SCREAMS

1:45:50 > 1:45:52Well?

1:45:52 > 1:45:55Pick a country.

1:45:55 > 1:45:58You told her? You actually told her?

1:45:58 > 1:46:00Yeah. And without a puppet show.

1:46:00 > 1:46:03- So she's going to let you go?- Yep.

1:46:03 > 1:46:06And listen, I've got it all planned.

1:46:06 > 1:46:10Because once we've been around the world, and done all that,

1:46:10 > 1:46:14we can still come back here and pick up where we left off.

1:46:14 > 1:46:17Y'know, it's just an idea but once you've got it all out of your system,

1:46:17 > 1:46:20maybe Mum's idea about starting a family won't seem so weird.

1:46:20 > 1:46:22Who knows? This could be perfect.

1:46:24 > 1:46:26Don't do this to me, Tam.

1:46:26 > 1:46:28Don't do what?

1:46:29 > 1:46:32Don't be that person. Please.

1:46:34 > 1:46:37It's like a teeny weeny country trapped inside another country.

1:46:37 > 1:46:39It's full of Italians!

1:46:39 > 1:46:40Sicily!

1:46:40 > 1:46:43Oh, come on. You must know that?

1:46:43 > 1:46:44I can't think straight.

1:46:44 > 1:46:47Neither can I, what was that between Michael and Jean?

1:46:47 > 1:46:49I know, but time is ticking, boys.

1:46:49 > 1:46:51So come on, it's where the Pope does his thing.

1:46:51 > 1:46:54Yeah, yeah, Alfie... Never mind that, OK, I need you.

1:46:54 > 1:46:56I really do.

1:47:00 > 1:47:02Shall we go speed dating?

1:47:03 > 1:47:05Pretend we've never met...

1:47:07 > 1:47:10..and we've got 30 seconds to get to know each other. OK?

1:47:11 > 1:47:12OK, I'll go first.

1:47:13 > 1:47:15OK. Hi.

1:47:15 > 1:47:18My name's Tam...

1:47:19 > 1:47:23..and I'm just trying to make everyone happy.

1:47:23 > 1:47:26But most of all I'm trying to make this girl I know happy.

1:47:28 > 1:47:32And to do that, I need to be myself

1:47:32 > 1:47:34and not who I think she wants me to be.

1:47:37 > 1:47:39If I can work out what that is.

1:47:42 > 1:47:45I thought it was being a restaurateur...

1:47:47 > 1:47:49..thought maybe being a good son...

1:47:52 > 1:47:53..being a father.

1:47:57 > 1:47:58But none of those work for her.

1:48:01 > 1:48:03Things have changed.

1:48:06 > 1:48:09She's changed.

1:48:12 > 1:48:15And I need her to tell me how I can get her back.

1:48:19 > 1:48:21TIMER SOUNDS

1:48:21 > 1:48:23Anyway, that's me.

1:48:25 > 1:48:27Now it's your turn.

1:48:42 > 1:48:43Afia?

1:48:47 > 1:48:51Rules are, you've got to say something.

1:49:01 > 1:49:03TIMER SOUNDS

1:49:09 > 1:49:11Time's up, Tam.

1:49:17 > 1:49:20VACUUM CLEANER

1:49:28 > 1:49:31What time we gotta get up tomorrow?

1:49:31 > 1:49:32Early.

1:49:34 > 1:49:36Derek's going to kill me.

1:49:36 > 1:49:38Derek?

1:49:38 > 1:49:40Yeah. He gave me some woman advice.

1:49:40 > 1:49:42Oh, right.

1:49:42 > 1:49:45MIMICS DEREK: Thing is, Tyler, you fawn around Whitney.

1:49:45 > 1:49:48It's a baby deer, a fawn, and we eat baby deers.

1:49:48 > 1:49:50THEY LAUGH

1:49:50 > 1:49:53Well, come here and be a DEER, and give me a kiss.

1:49:53 > 1:49:55- Was that a deer?! - SHE LAUGHS

1:49:59 > 1:50:02You know, even if you're standing still,

1:50:02 > 1:50:05you're still going at thousands of miles an hour.

1:50:05 > 1:50:08So you don't have to go anywhere, really.

1:50:08 > 1:50:11Well, if I keep travelling, then chances are

1:50:11 > 1:50:12I'll come back this way again.

1:50:12 > 1:50:15So you never know.

1:50:15 > 1:50:19But don't stand staring out that window for years. All right?

1:50:19 > 1:50:20- As if I'd do that.- You would.- I know.

1:50:31 > 1:50:33You're not coming back, are you?

1:50:40 > 1:50:42Afia...

1:50:43 > 1:50:45I love you, too.

1:50:53 > 1:50:55ENGINE SPUTTERS

1:50:57 > 1:50:59Hold on tight.

1:51:07 > 1:51:08ENGINE STARTS

1:51:08 > 1:51:11Don't forget me!

1:51:19 > 1:51:20Jean?

1:51:21 > 1:51:23Jean?

1:51:25 > 1:51:26Jean?

1:51:28 > 1:51:29Jean!

1:51:31 > 1:51:32Hello, Rox.

1:51:33 > 1:51:36Alfie, you came!

1:51:37 > 1:51:39- All right, Kat?- All right?

1:51:40 > 1:51:41Yeah.

1:51:43 > 1:51:44What?

1:51:46 > 1:51:47What is it?

1:51:47 > 1:51:49Jean?

1:51:49 > 1:51:52Jean! Jean, Jean, come here. Come here, Jean.

1:51:52 > 1:51:55It's OK. I'm here, all right?

1:51:55 > 1:51:56I'm back.

1:52:04 > 1:52:06Oh, you look knackered.

1:52:11 > 1:52:13What are you doing?

1:52:13 > 1:52:16Please! After all I've done for you?

1:52:30 > 1:52:32BABY: No! Yes!

1:52:32 > 1:52:34So, you seen Jean yet?

1:52:34 > 1:52:37No. I'm going to let her come to me, I'm not going to force her.

1:52:37 > 1:52:39- Probably best.- Yeah.

1:52:39 > 1:52:41She looked in a bit of a state, didn't she?

1:52:41 > 1:52:42Mmm. I'd love to know why.

1:52:47 > 1:52:48Here.

1:52:50 > 1:52:54I pulled my muscle when I was pushing Afia's scooter.

1:52:54 > 1:52:57Should've warmed up first.

1:52:57 > 1:52:58It's my fault.

1:53:00 > 1:53:02Tamwar, I could call her.

1:53:02 > 1:53:05I could tell her that babies aren't everything.

1:53:05 > 1:53:09- That I was just excited, I didn't mean to scare her off.- Mum...

1:53:09 > 1:53:12No, we can't just let her run off like that.

1:53:12 > 1:53:14Imagine what people will say.

1:53:17 > 1:53:20This stuff's amazing. I mean, the pain's already gone.

1:53:28 > 1:53:30We can't have had that many bills.

1:53:33 > 1:53:34You didn't.

1:53:35 > 1:53:37So where's the rest of the cash, then?

1:53:40 > 1:53:42Roxy?

1:53:42 > 1:53:44Move, move, move, move!

1:53:45 > 1:53:47Get out my way, man!

1:53:47 > 1:53:48BELL RINGS

1:53:48 > 1:53:49Hey!

1:53:50 > 1:53:52Like my new sexy wheels?

1:53:52 > 1:53:55You should get one, slim yourself down for the wedding.

1:53:55 > 1:53:57I beg your pardon?

1:53:57 > 1:54:01Look, these legs will be so trim, this body will be so slink,

1:54:01 > 1:54:03that my man will feel that he has hit the love jackpot.

1:54:03 > 1:54:06And you want Mas to be shouting bingo, don't you?

1:54:06 > 1:54:07He already is.

1:54:07 > 1:54:10Yeah, but you can still shed a few pounds? Round here.

1:54:10 > 1:54:11You know what, Kim?

1:54:11 > 1:54:13What does this "Ray" see in you exactly?

1:54:13 > 1:54:16I'm like a little glam lamb.

1:54:16 > 1:54:19You know what I see? I see a bike - on a bike.

1:54:20 > 1:54:23You taking this to another level, Zainab?

1:54:23 > 1:54:27You know what, Kim? I'm a little bit emotional right now.

1:54:27 > 1:54:29KIM RINGS HER BELL Whatever!

1:54:30 > 1:54:32Jean.

1:54:32 > 1:54:35Jean, I'm just wondering how you are.

1:54:36 > 1:54:39Have you seen this? It's all we've got in the way of spirits.

1:54:39 > 1:54:41Hang on, Nan.

1:54:41 > 1:54:45There's 40 boxes downstairs. All mixers. What good is that?

1:54:45 > 1:54:48- Who put the order in? - Probably the blonde.

1:54:48 > 1:54:51Hit a whole new level of incompetence while you were away.

1:54:51 > 1:54:53Jean?

1:54:53 > 1:54:56Look, we'll talk when you're ready. All right?

1:54:57 > 1:54:59Right. Where is the blonde?

1:54:59 > 1:55:02- Jean'll have banked the rest. That's what she'd have done.- Alfie...

1:55:02 > 1:55:05You know what she's like. Panicking in case of burglars or something.

1:55:05 > 1:55:08Why don't we grab a cup of tea on the way back, eh?

1:55:08 > 1:55:11It'll be lovely, safe and sound. Sweet.

1:55:13 > 1:55:15There we go.

1:55:20 > 1:55:22- Hey!- I'm only helping out. Look.

1:55:22 > 1:55:24Hey, Luce - feel these rolls, babe, man.

1:55:24 > 1:55:27They're so warm they're melting in the bin bag.

1:55:27 > 1:55:30What I'm thinking is big fat bacon butties at three quid a pop.

1:55:30 > 1:55:32That's a mouth-watering profit.

1:55:32 > 1:55:34Hey, play your cards right, you'll soon be serving caviar.

1:55:34 > 1:55:36Nice. Nothing this hero can't do.

1:55:38 > 1:55:40Wait till I get you home, yeah.

1:55:40 > 1:55:41Stop it!

1:55:47 > 1:55:49Here.

1:55:51 > 1:55:54While you were away, I was contemplating.

1:55:56 > 1:55:58And that's a list of all my exes.

1:55:58 > 1:56:00Hmm.

1:56:00 > 1:56:03See, some people think I've been around the block so many times

1:56:03 > 1:56:04I've got my own bus lane.

1:56:05 > 1:56:07OK. Oh, right.

1:56:07 > 1:56:09See, the truth is

1:56:09 > 1:56:12I'm, like, five drunken flings away from being a nun

1:56:12 > 1:56:14and I don't want you to think anything different.

1:56:14 > 1:56:17- Babe, you know you ain't gotta prove...- Your turn.

1:56:17 > 1:56:19- Sorry?- Name up.

1:56:23 > 1:56:26What does it matter, babe? I mean, the past is the past. Right?

1:56:26 > 1:56:30Yeah. But I want to know everything about you, don't I?

1:56:30 > 1:56:33So it starts with this.

1:56:33 > 1:56:34Come on.

1:56:37 > 1:56:38Please.

1:56:53 > 1:56:55You want another pen in case you run out?

1:56:55 > 1:56:58Babe, you asked, all right?

1:56:58 > 1:57:00All it is, we're trying to get Tamwar out.

1:57:00 > 1:57:04- Let him know we're there for him, yeah.- Poor guy.

1:57:04 > 1:57:06But me and Fats are skint.

1:57:06 > 1:57:08Me too.

1:57:08 > 1:57:11Here, Angel. Take that.

1:57:11 > 1:57:13- Really?- Course.

1:57:13 > 1:57:16- Thanks, Dad.- It's a pleasure.

1:57:16 > 1:57:18Right, OK. I'll tell Fats.

1:57:18 > 1:57:22And get Whitney and Tyler.

1:57:22 > 1:57:24- Anthony?- Someone say my name?

1:57:24 > 1:57:28- You're coming out with us tonight, yeah?- Long as it's not another quiz.

1:57:28 > 1:57:29So you can come, then?

1:57:29 > 1:57:33- Yeah, course.- You better behave yourself, young Anthony.

1:57:33 > 1:57:35- You don't want me coming to look for you.- Dad...

1:57:36 > 1:57:38Joke.

1:57:41 > 1:57:44Rox, no. Michael? How's he...? No.

1:57:44 > 1:57:46I'm just repeating what Jean said.

1:57:46 > 1:57:48Yeah, I know, sweetheart. Listen,

1:57:48 > 1:57:52let's not say nothing to no-one, especially not to Kat.

1:57:52 > 1:57:55Least of all about Michael.

1:57:55 > 1:57:58- Not till I can try and straighten this out.- Yeah, course.

1:57:58 > 1:58:01- What you doing?- There you go. Should be all there.

1:58:01 > 1:58:04- Kat, what you doing, darling? - You seen the state of this place?

1:58:04 > 1:58:08- She's ordered all the wrong stuff. - Hold on, Jean said she sorted that.

1:58:08 > 1:58:10- Here, look at this. - Kat, hold on. Kat...

1:58:10 > 1:58:11She's run the place into the ground.

1:58:11 > 1:58:14- We've got bigger problems. - Ta-ta, Essex.

1:58:14 > 1:58:18Hold on. Kat, listen to me. Kat!

1:58:20 > 1:58:23- Kat, we're up the swanee right now. - Get this place back on track today.

1:58:23 > 1:58:26Make some phone calls, use some of your charm, yeah.

1:58:26 > 1:58:27Just listen! We've got no money.

1:58:30 > 1:58:34- What?- You heard me. We got no money.

1:58:34 > 1:58:36Right now there's nothing in the safe.

1:58:36 > 1:58:39There is nothing in our business account, all right?

1:58:39 > 1:58:42We've been wiped out.

1:58:48 > 1:58:50So you moving out?

1:58:50 > 1:58:52Well, good. About time too.

1:58:52 > 1:58:54Rox?

1:58:54 > 1:58:58TRAIN RUMBLES

1:59:23 > 1:59:26Um... Aunty Shameem phoned.

1:59:26 > 1:59:30Afia's going to stay over there for the moment.

1:59:30 > 1:59:33So, you know, she hasn't gone far.

1:59:33 > 1:59:35Maybe that's a good sign.

1:59:37 > 1:59:39Sorry.

1:59:39 > 1:59:42Was just trying to give you something to cling onto.

1:59:42 > 1:59:44Cling?

1:59:44 > 1:59:46So is that what I am now?

1:59:47 > 1:59:48Mr Cling.

1:59:50 > 1:59:52Mr Clingy.

1:59:52 > 1:59:54Didn't cling hard enough, did I?

1:59:54 > 1:59:57Go home, Tam. I'll look after the place.

2:00:00 > 2:00:03All these decorations. Afia chose them.

2:00:03 > 2:00:05I can't look at the menu.

2:00:05 > 2:00:10I looked at the menu and there's Afia Korma,

2:00:10 > 2:00:14there's Afia Vindaloo and Madras, and Afia Jalfrezi.

2:00:20 > 2:00:22Then don't look at the menu.

2:00:23 > 2:00:27Michael? Michael?

2:00:27 > 2:00:30OK, no nonsense, no lies, no game-playing.

2:00:30 > 2:00:32Why is Jean saying you took our money?

2:00:32 > 2:00:34You're back. It's nice to see you.

2:00:34 > 2:00:35Michael!

2:00:35 > 2:00:40Alfie, between you and me. Jean - the wheels have fallen off.

2:00:40 > 2:00:43- I know you.- I'm the victim here.

2:00:43 > 2:00:46- And worse than that - Kat knows you. - Kat...?

2:00:46 > 2:00:49- She's back, all right. - Jean is Jean, Alfie. You know that.

2:00:49 > 2:00:53- Listen. I went to the safe, I went to my bank. There's nothing.- Really?

2:00:53 > 2:00:57Obviously I'd spot you the money, mate, but I'm brassic.

2:01:00 > 2:01:04All right. This had better not be an act.

2:01:04 > 2:01:07Hang on. You're telling me that you're going to take the word

2:01:07 > 2:01:10of someone who sees angels? She's breaking into people's houses.

2:01:10 > 2:01:14- Oh, come off it, Michael. - She's been thieving,

2:01:14 > 2:01:17she's been scaring Janine, which is even more disturbing,

2:01:17 > 2:01:20I came into my house the other day - she's sitting on my couch.

2:01:20 > 2:01:23- Really?- Have you any idea how weird that is?- Right, right. Yeah.

2:01:23 > 2:01:27It's weird. She's got stuff in her room that don't even belong to her.

2:01:27 > 2:01:28Now I know you're lying, all right.

2:01:28 > 2:01:32- Really? Then you need to ask Mo, Roxy and Billy.- Is that right?

2:01:32 > 2:01:34- Because they were all there. - OK. Yeah.

2:01:34 > 2:01:35She's creeping me out.

2:01:38 > 2:01:40All right.

2:01:42 > 2:01:46So where's all my money gone, then?

2:01:46 > 2:01:48Why are you asking me? I don't know!

2:01:48 > 2:01:51I really and truly don't know, Alfie.

2:01:51 > 2:01:54You don't? You're saying you really don't know where?

2:01:54 > 2:01:58I'm saying I really don't.

2:01:58 > 2:02:00And ask yourself this question, Alfie.

2:02:00 > 2:02:04Why would I lie to my best man?

2:02:08 > 2:02:11No, no, Michael.

2:02:11 > 2:02:14Please stop. Listen, I appreciate it

2:02:14 > 2:02:17- but you can see I've got enough to worry about.- Top of my list.

2:02:17 > 2:02:21I know you're busy, I know you're stressed.

2:02:21 > 2:02:24But if you would, I'd be so honoured. Huh?

2:02:25 > 2:02:28All right. I'm not wearing a pink tie. All right?

2:02:44 > 2:02:45Jean...

2:02:48 > 2:02:51So I've left all my stuff at Christian's for now

2:02:51 > 2:02:53but there's still a load of Amy's stuff upstairs.

2:02:53 > 2:02:55Could Jean really do that, Rox?

2:02:55 > 2:02:58When you think about it, I mean,

2:02:58 > 2:03:01would she get up first thing in the morning

2:03:01 > 2:03:03and decide to rip her own family off?

2:03:05 > 2:03:10- Hey. It'll be somewhere.- Yeah, well, the VAT man comes looking,

2:03:10 > 2:03:13you know what they're like - they're executioners, that lot.

2:03:13 > 2:03:17- So is Michael still a dead end? - Yeah, he's well off the radar.

2:03:17 > 2:03:20OK. All right. So let's think.

2:03:20 > 2:03:22Come on, it's got to be somewhere. Right?

2:03:22 > 2:03:25Maybe Jean's got money in her room.

2:03:25 > 2:03:28Maybe it's under her mattress. Maybe...

2:03:33 > 2:03:35Peroxide,

2:03:35 > 2:03:36I love you.

2:03:41 > 2:03:43I love you too.

2:03:50 > 2:03:53You scared me half to death.

2:03:55 > 2:03:57I'm sorry.

2:03:58 > 2:04:01It won't happen again. I promise.

2:04:03 > 2:04:05Don't go into one, all right...

2:04:07 > 2:04:08..but are you...

2:04:10 > 2:04:13- Yes.- You know... - I'm taking my meds. I am.

2:04:16 > 2:04:18So what's going on?

2:04:23 > 2:04:25Right, well...

2:04:26 > 2:04:34- Yes. I got the sack and it just sort of got to me.- Jean?

2:04:34 > 2:04:37- You had a job?- I was earning a bit extra to help out.

2:04:37 > 2:04:41Hey, there you are! All right, sweetheart.

2:04:41 > 2:04:45Darling, you all right? Now I'm not angry with you or anything like that

2:04:45 > 2:04:49- but we need to go and gather up the cash.- Alfie, we're talking.

2:04:49 > 2:04:51Maybe it's in your room or something like that?

2:04:51 > 2:04:52- Come on, let's go and have a look.- Sorry?

2:04:52 > 2:04:56You know what you're like, you'll have hidden it and forgotten where.

2:04:56 > 2:04:59- Jean has not got our money. - I haven't.- You must have. - Back off.- No, you back off!

2:04:59 > 2:05:03- You may have squirreled it away like you normally do.- No, no, no!

2:05:03 > 2:05:05- Jean, you must have our money. - Stop it!

2:05:05 > 2:05:09I didn't take it. I didn't!

2:05:11 > 2:05:12Well...

2:05:12 > 2:05:14I did...

2:05:16 > 2:05:18What?

2:05:19 > 2:05:22I know, I don't have it any more...

2:05:23 > 2:05:25It's all right, Jean.

2:05:25 > 2:05:29OK, OK. S'all right. Don't be upset.

2:05:29 > 2:05:31OK. Now...

2:05:33 > 2:05:38- I need you to remember, sweetheart. - I'm sorry...- What you done with it?

2:05:40 > 2:05:44I'm so, so sorry.

2:05:44 > 2:05:47Please, please don't hate me. Please...

2:05:49 > 2:05:52I'm so sorry.

2:05:55 > 2:05:58Jean, Jean. Shh. It's all right.

2:05:58 > 2:06:01Shh, come on, come on. It's all right. It's all right.

2:06:01 > 2:06:03It's not.

2:06:08 > 2:06:10- Get that down you.- Thanks.

2:06:17 > 2:06:20Alice has taken a shine to young Anthony Moon.

2:06:20 > 2:06:22Right.

2:06:22 > 2:06:26Well, that's love, innit, Derek? Y'know - makes the world go round.

2:06:26 > 2:06:29Well, I don't like it. I feel like burying him,

2:06:29 > 2:06:31like getting hold of his little neck and snapping it.

2:06:31 > 2:06:33How to win friends and influence people.

2:06:36 > 2:06:38She's my daughter.

2:06:38 > 2:06:41Well, she ain't really your daughter, Derek.

2:06:41 > 2:06:43- She's on loan for a bit. - What's that supposed to mean?

2:06:43 > 2:06:47Your kids ain't really your kids, are they? You got 'em for a bit

2:06:47 > 2:06:51and then they're gone. Your only true worth is handing money over

2:06:51 > 2:06:54and getting up their noses every now and again.

2:06:56 > 2:07:00But what if he's got... you know...intentions?

2:07:00 > 2:07:02Derek, you're not getting this, are you?

2:07:02 > 2:07:04He's the one who won't be getting it.

2:07:04 > 2:07:07Trust me. If you interfere, she'll hate you for ever.

2:07:12 > 2:07:16This is wrong, Max. No other word for it.

2:07:16 > 2:07:19I mean, I would kill for that little girl.

2:07:19 > 2:07:22I'd do ten people just like that and wouldn't bat an eyelid.

2:07:22 > 2:07:25And I'd do the same to Jay if he upset Abi.

2:07:25 > 2:07:28This ain't right, Max, eh?

2:07:29 > 2:07:31Spending your life worrying about your kids.

2:07:31 > 2:07:34Yeah, well, welcome, Derek.

2:07:35 > 2:07:37To what?

2:07:38 > 2:07:39To the dad's club.

2:07:53 > 2:07:55She all right?

2:07:55 > 2:07:57Just give her some time, all right?

2:07:57 > 2:08:02Let her calm down and then we can work out what she's done with it.

2:08:02 > 2:08:05- Well, we have to find out pretty soon.- Come on, we need to open up.

2:08:05 > 2:08:08Yeah, great idea. And sell what exactly?

2:08:08 > 2:08:11I don't know, but you sort that out and I'll sort this out. I promise.

2:08:16 > 2:08:18Why is it that everything in here smells of death?

2:08:18 > 2:08:21You need to rub that down or spray something on it.

2:08:21 > 2:08:22It doesn't all smell of death.

2:08:22 > 2:08:25- Bruv, you smell of it too. - Don't smell me!- Anthony.

2:08:30 > 2:08:34- You are looking after my daughter tonight.- I am?

2:08:34 > 2:08:37She likes you. You're going to treat her with the utmost respect.

2:08:37 > 2:08:39You are going to be the perfect gent

2:08:39 > 2:08:42and you're going to make sure nothing happens to her. Capice?

2:08:42 > 2:08:45- Capice.- Good.

2:08:50 > 2:08:52Yep, smells like death all right.

2:08:55 > 2:08:58- We let you win, yesterday, I mean. - Oh, did you?

2:08:58 > 2:09:00- Hi.- Hey.- Can I get a cola, please?

2:09:00 > 2:09:05- What's happening, Alice?- So where are you going tonight?- Oh - uh...

2:09:05 > 2:09:09It's just round ours. Fat Boy's calling Tam so hopefully he shows.

2:09:09 > 2:09:11Women. So cruel.

2:09:11 > 2:09:15Will you be coming? Drinks are on my dad.

2:09:15 > 2:09:18Really? He's so sweet.

2:09:18 > 2:09:20- Oh. Is that a yes, then? - Lauren won't be happy.

2:09:20 > 2:09:23You two are just so boring now. Come on, this is about Tam.

2:09:23 > 2:09:28All right. S'pose I could - Bobby can stay with a mate.

2:09:28 > 2:09:30Lovely. That's settled then. Going to be a full house.

2:09:30 > 2:09:32Great.

2:09:33 > 2:09:35Welcome to wonderland, Alice.

2:09:35 > 2:09:39Oh, look at that, lovely. Now this one.

2:09:39 > 2:09:42- Sweetheart, we have lift-off. - Yes! That's my Alfie.

2:09:42 > 2:09:45I had to flirt with Rita from the Mortician's Arms

2:09:45 > 2:09:49- but when you've got needs... - And all the chat.

2:09:49 > 2:09:52- What does being a footballer got to do with it?- Babe, I was in a team.

2:09:52 > 2:09:54In a team? When did you find time to play?

2:09:54 > 2:09:59Cos this list of names, this scroll, this five-napkin scroll of names,

2:09:59 > 2:10:00shows you were one busy dog.

2:10:00 > 2:10:02THEY SCREAM

2:10:02 > 2:10:08Hello my darling! Lovely to see you! So you got yourself a footballer?

2:10:08 > 2:10:12- And chef. You must be Kat, right? - Got it in one, Einstein.

2:10:12 > 2:10:14Hold on, Raymondo, you a footballer, then?

2:10:14 > 2:10:17- I was pretty handy.- You play with your feet, not your hands.

2:10:17 > 2:10:19- Nah, not always.- But hold on.

2:10:19 > 2:10:22Know what I'm picturing here? Come on. Pub football team.

2:10:22 > 2:10:25- Well, count me in.- Yes, you know,

2:10:25 > 2:10:28thirsty footballers want to drink lots of beers, don't they?

2:10:30 > 2:10:33Listen. You'll be all right here while I go work on Jean, won't you?

2:10:33 > 2:10:35Don't come down without the cash, all right?

2:10:35 > 2:10:40- I'll try my hardest. Just stay down here and look pretty!- Thank you.

2:10:40 > 2:10:43- All right, guys, the usual? - Yeah, please.- Give us one second.

2:10:43 > 2:10:46- Christian, what can I get you? - Actually, it's Amy's stuff.

2:10:46 > 2:10:48Roxy wants me to collect the last of it.

2:10:48 > 2:10:52Don't bother, mate. I'll talk Kat round. Peroxide ain't going anywhere.

2:10:52 > 2:10:56Trouble is, she's sorted it out with Phil. And she wants to move on.

2:10:56 > 2:10:59I think it'll be good for her.

2:10:59 > 2:11:01Did she say that?

2:11:01 > 2:11:03Yeah. You know, fresh start and all that.

2:11:05 > 2:11:07KNOCK ON THE DOOR

2:11:09 > 2:11:10All right, Jean?

2:11:13 > 2:11:16Right, you're going to have to talk me through this.

2:11:16 > 2:11:17The money - where it went.

2:11:19 > 2:11:22Well, um...

2:11:22 > 2:11:25I was so stupid, Kat.

2:11:25 > 2:11:30And I don't know how to get any of it back

2:11:30 > 2:11:34and I don't know how to prove any of it.

2:11:34 > 2:11:37Slow down, yeah. One thing at a time.

2:11:37 > 2:11:40- Where did the money go?- Michael.

2:11:42 > 2:11:47- Michael Moon?- He said he needed the money to help young boxers.

2:11:47 > 2:11:51- Did he now?- And he's telling everybody that I'm lying,

2:11:51 > 2:11:56and he's been making me look like I'm deranged

2:11:56 > 2:11:59but I am taking my tablets, and I am thinking clearly

2:11:59 > 2:12:03and anyway, I would never do that to you. Would I? I'd never hurt you.

2:12:03 > 2:12:06I mean, you're the last person I would hurt, Kat.

2:12:08 > 2:12:09I know.

2:12:13 > 2:12:16MASOOD CLEARS HIS THROAT

2:12:16 > 2:12:19Sometimes it just doesn't go our way.

2:12:25 > 2:12:27Life would be great if it did,

2:12:27 > 2:12:31but sometimes it's just...rubbish.

2:12:34 > 2:12:36Yeah, great talk, Dad.

2:12:36 > 2:12:38But then again, if you look a bit closer,

2:12:38 > 2:12:40if you were to scrunch up your eyes,

2:12:40 > 2:12:43sometimes you can kid yourself that it's not that bad.

2:12:43 > 2:12:44I mean look at me, Tam.

2:12:45 > 2:12:48Your mum left me for someone else.

2:12:50 > 2:12:53She married him,

2:12:53 > 2:12:54but where are we now?

2:12:54 > 2:12:57I'm here, she's here. We're back together.

2:12:57 > 2:13:02And that's because she's the only one for me. She always was.

2:13:05 > 2:13:09OK. So here's the thing. If I was to scrunch up my eyes,

2:13:09 > 2:13:12I can sort of see things in a different light.

2:13:12 > 2:13:15In a good light.

2:13:16 > 2:13:18- Go on, you try it.- No, thanks.

2:13:18 > 2:13:20No, go on. Like this.

2:13:24 > 2:13:25- Yeah?- Yeah.

2:13:27 > 2:13:29You see? It's all about perspective.

2:13:31 > 2:13:36I can't walk around like this, can I, Dad? I'd hit a wall or something.

2:13:36 > 2:13:37We all hit walls, Tam.

2:13:37 > 2:13:40It's how we deal with it that's the making of us.

2:13:50 > 2:13:52LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

2:13:52 > 2:13:54Oi, oi, oi!

2:13:54 > 2:13:58MIMICS DEREK: You lay a finger on her and I'm going to bury you. Capice?

2:13:58 > 2:14:01That is spot on. Absolutely spot on.

2:14:01 > 2:14:02- There you go.- Thanks.

2:14:02 > 2:14:03You all right?

2:14:03 > 2:14:06Hey, guys. Tam here yet?

2:14:06 > 2:14:09- Are you serious? What is she doing here?- Come on.

2:14:09 > 2:14:12- Sort this out, you two. - Listen, Tam said he won't make it

2:14:12 > 2:14:15but he said thank you and he'll try and deal with it himself.

2:14:15 > 2:14:16Hi, Alice.

2:14:16 > 2:14:18Oh - hi.

2:14:18 > 2:14:21Do you know what, Tyler, can you just get her out now, please?

2:14:21 > 2:14:23Just let it go, Lauren.

2:14:23 > 2:14:27I know it's none of my business

2:14:27 > 2:14:29but I know you like Anthony.

2:14:29 > 2:14:31Me? No.

2:14:31 > 2:14:33You should tell him.

2:14:33 > 2:14:36I shouldn't even be here. It's bad enough me being in Walford with Dad.

2:14:36 > 2:14:38If my mum knew I was out partying...

2:14:38 > 2:14:41Hey, relax. All you need is a bit of Dutch courage.

2:14:41 > 2:14:43I don't really drink.

2:14:52 > 2:14:54Here's to romance.

2:14:59 > 2:15:01Hey, you all right?

2:15:01 > 2:15:03- Was hoping you'd pop in.- Yeah?

2:15:03 > 2:15:06Yeah. Are you really moving out?

2:15:06 > 2:15:09- Well, you know, all good things. - OK. If that's what you want

2:15:09 > 2:15:12but don't forget, you've got wages up till the end of next week.

2:15:12 > 2:15:15- Yes!- Can't get rid of me that easy, young lady.

2:15:15 > 2:15:18Listen to me. I've been thinking about the missing money.

2:15:18 > 2:15:20Well, the VAT man, actually, and...

2:15:20 > 2:15:23- What you doing?- Hold on.

2:15:23 > 2:15:27Guess who's got a trust fund?

2:15:27 > 2:15:29Whoa, stop, Rox. I can't do that, sweetheart.

2:15:29 > 2:15:33It's just a loan. It's a loan. It's Amy's money, I can draw off it.

2:15:33 > 2:15:36Amy's money? That's worse, taking from a three-year-old.

2:15:36 > 2:15:40Alfie, Alfie, this is the only bit of my dad's money I kept.

2:15:40 > 2:15:42You'd have forever to pay me back

2:15:42 > 2:15:45- because she can't touch it till she's 18.- Kat'd crucify me.

2:15:45 > 2:15:47Who's going to tell her?

2:15:49 > 2:15:51Just take it, all right?

2:15:51 > 2:15:55Cos I can't have you getting banged up, can I?

2:15:56 > 2:15:59- What would I do without you? - Thanks, Rox.

2:16:03 > 2:16:05You still here?

2:16:05 > 2:16:07Just saying my goodbyes.

2:16:07 > 2:16:09Any luck with Jean?

2:16:09 > 2:16:10We'll soon know.

2:16:12 > 2:16:15Let's hope Kat gets her way. Then I won't need this, will I?

2:16:17 > 2:16:19- Right, see you later.- Yeah.

2:16:19 > 2:16:21Cheers, Peroxide.

2:16:21 > 2:16:23HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS

2:16:30 > 2:16:32You've got lovely hands.

2:16:34 > 2:16:36Oh. Thank you. You've got nice hands too there.

2:16:36 > 2:16:39They're nice.

2:16:39 > 2:16:41I like skin.

2:16:41 > 2:16:43I'm...I'm a skin person.

2:16:45 > 2:16:47Smooth skin's my favourite.

2:16:49 > 2:16:52Then after that...

2:16:52 > 2:16:54less smooth skin.

2:16:59 > 2:17:01THEY LAUGH

2:17:02 > 2:17:05Oi. What you laughing at, eh?

2:17:07 > 2:17:08You all right?

2:17:15 > 2:17:16I think he likes you.

2:17:33 > 2:17:35Heard you were back.

2:17:37 > 2:17:41TRAIN RUMBLES

2:17:44 > 2:17:46ALICE VOMITS

2:17:46 > 2:17:47She all right?

2:17:47 > 2:17:49Oh yeah, she's just peachy.

2:17:49 > 2:17:52- Not sure I'd be wanting to kiss that later.- Ty!

2:17:52 > 2:17:55S'all right. Nice and slow, there you go.

2:17:55 > 2:17:58Get you back inside, eh? This way.

2:18:02 > 2:18:04SHE VOMITS AGAIN

2:18:04 > 2:18:07Just...

2:18:18 > 2:18:21We shall be having words about this later, Anthony.

2:18:24 > 2:18:28Come on, Angel. Come on, up you get.

2:18:28 > 2:18:31Come on, sweetheart.

2:18:31 > 2:18:34Let's get you home, shall we?

2:18:34 > 2:18:36You should have made her a bacon buttie.

2:18:36 > 2:18:38Lined her stomach.

2:18:43 > 2:18:45I want our money back.

2:18:47 > 2:18:51- Jean still giving it all that, is she?- Yeah. I wonder why.

2:18:51 > 2:18:54You've come to the wrong person, sorry.

2:18:54 > 2:18:57That's very disappointing.

2:19:01 > 2:19:04Jean's sick. She needs a physician.

2:19:06 > 2:19:09No-one's as sick as you, Michael.

2:19:11 > 2:19:15And no-one's going to need help as much as you.

2:19:15 > 2:19:19You need to speak to Roxy. Billy. Jack, even.

2:19:19 > 2:19:22They'll tell you what they saw in her room.

2:19:22 > 2:19:25You know she had our baby scan in there? Oh, yeah.

2:19:25 > 2:19:29Amy's christening bracelet, other kiddie things.

2:19:29 > 2:19:31She has a weird baby obsession.

2:19:33 > 2:19:37If money's gone missing, you need to look to her. Not to me.

2:19:38 > 2:19:40Think about it, Kathleen.

2:19:41 > 2:19:43If I hurt you...

2:19:44 > 2:19:46..if I stole from you...

2:19:48 > 2:19:50..then I'd be stealing from Tommy.

2:19:52 > 2:19:55And what kind of man would that make me?

2:19:58 > 2:20:00You look amazing.

2:20:00 > 2:20:02So stunning.

2:20:24 > 2:20:26You never met Kat Slater, did you?

2:20:31 > 2:20:34Well, guess what. You're about to now.

2:20:35 > 2:20:38Cos when I prove that you took our money,

2:20:38 > 2:20:41I'm going to rip you apart.

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