10/02/2013

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Er, has Kamil gone to Rehan's?

0:00:54 > 0:00:55You should've called me down.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Come on, Zee.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03You can't keep up this silent treatment for ever.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06I said I'm sorry about the imam.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11I wanted that water feature finished...

0:01:13 > 0:01:14..wanted to show them...

0:01:16 > 0:01:20..all those people who think we're no better than squatters...

0:01:22 > 0:01:25..I wanted them to see that we were proud...

0:01:25 > 0:01:26that we were united...

0:01:32 > 0:01:33..everything's ruined.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47You all right, Lucy?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Luce? Luce?

0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Is everything all right?- Yeah.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00I'll have the water feature ready by this afternoon.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04Everything back to normal - if that's what you want.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06It's too late.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08It's not.

0:02:10 > 0:02:11Zee...

0:02:16 > 0:02:21..Zee, I promise I will sort this, if you'll let me.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24Please, my baby?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Baby, please?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Yeah? Yeah!

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Right. OK. That's sorted. Let's get started.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35I'll have it ready before it gets dark.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Let's say...four o'clock.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Yeah?

0:02:45 > 0:02:48What's the rush? It's been sitting there all weekend.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52I want to make my wife proud.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Oi-oi, what you doing?

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- Just looking.- Come on, kids, I ain't got all day.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- What is it anyway? - It's a second chance.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13I thought it was a fountain.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14'Masood!'

0:03:15 > 0:03:18What are you two doing in my front garden?

0:03:18 > 0:03:20We're not in your garden.

0:03:20 > 0:03:21I don't need your backchat, young lady.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Last thing I want is raggedy children putting their filthy paws

0:03:24 > 0:03:26all over my water feature.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- I wouldn't touch it anyway, it's rubbish.- Come on. Come on, kids!

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Here, forgot your wallet. - Oh, right, thank you.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35And, please, can you hide those tools in the house,

0:03:35 > 0:03:36before someone steals them?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Don't worry, by four o'clock this afternoon,

0:03:38 > 0:03:40we're going to be the talk of the Square.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Have you seen Dad?- No. - He's not answering.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50And he said he'd give me the money for that research trip next week.

0:03:50 > 0:03:51- When's it due?- Today.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Oh. He's probably forgot, ain't he? Ask Nan.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00I have. She's spent everything that Mum has left her.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Are we out of cereal? - We're out of everything.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Well, what am I supposed to eat then?

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Oi.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18All right?

0:04:19 > 0:04:22No. Nan's spent all our money on fags, there's no food in the house

0:04:22 > 0:04:26and I've gotta have 50 quid by this afternoon.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Well...

0:04:29 > 0:04:31..I can buy you a bun before I go to work?

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Come on.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48Oi! Oi, Michael.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Don't sweat on the coat, I just had it dry-cleaned.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54What's the story with you and my sister, eh?

0:04:54 > 0:04:56You know the story. She's my baby-sitter.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00- And you usually drink a bottle of wine with your baby-sitter, do you? - If they're thirsty.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Yeah, and buy her flowers, and things like that?- Everyone loves flowers.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Listen, mate, she's had a rough time of it recently.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Last thing she needs is somebody like you taking advantage of her.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Somebody like me? How rude. I'm paying her.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13- You know what I mean.- No, I don't.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16- I think you're going to have to spell it out.- Find someone else, all right, Michael,

0:05:16 > 0:05:18but you leave my sister alone.

0:05:18 > 0:05:23No...that doesn't work for me. She's too good at her job...

0:05:23 > 0:05:25but, trust me, she's in safe hands.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Lucy? Lucy!

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Sorry, I'll make another and run it over.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Well, if you were serving instead of texting then you wouldn't have to.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43I wasn't texting, I was on the internet.

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Oh, well, that's all right then.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Can I have two teas and a couple of these buns, Luce, please?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53- Yeah, in a sec.- She messed up my order, like, twice you know.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54I hope you've got time to kill.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59There's no point even going to school if I can't pay for this trip.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Well, why's it so important?

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Because if I don't go I'll be way behind everyone else.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05So what's this for?

0:06:05 > 0:06:08A research trip to York. The university's biology department.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10That sounds so boring.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18Takeaway coffee, please. Can you make it a large one?

0:06:18 > 0:06:20So, everything's suddenly OK?

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Yeah.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25So why didn't you show up for the imam last week?

0:06:26 > 0:06:29My marriage is none of your business.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Yes, yes. Masood's been in here banging on about it already.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41- He has?- Yeah, and I told him he's barmy.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44- Turning on a fountain in the winter. - Especially when it freezes up.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46It's not going to freeze.

0:06:46 > 0:06:47Come on, it's below zero out there, you know.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Tell him to wait until summer, all right?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51OK, don't forget, four o'clock.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53OK. Bye.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Can you please stop harassing the customers?

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Well, excuse me for trying to generate some community spirit.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01The only thing you're going to be generating is an ice sculpture.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03I'm getting my coat.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Oh, Masood!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Don't panic, it's under control.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11What if it freezes?

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- Anti-freeze, from the Arches.- Ah.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16If this is going to work, you've got to have a bit of faith.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19I do. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I do.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Family dinner tonight? We celebrate together?

0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Great idea.- Bye then.- Bye.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Mum's not answering either.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Listen, how much do you need? - 50 quid.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Leave it to me, Shrimp, I'll get the cash.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34- What did you just call me? - Shrimp.- Why?

0:07:34 > 0:07:37When you're moody your face goes all pink and screwed up, like a shrimp.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Whatever.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Listen, I'll sort it, all right? - How? You don't get paid till Friday.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Neither do you - she don't need your charity.- She don't need yours either.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Can you please stop arguing?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Last thing I need is you two at it as well.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51I'll just have to try and find my dad, won't I?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53- No, no, leave it with us.- How?

0:07:53 > 0:07:56We'll sort it, all right? I promise ya.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59What, together? Are you sure?

0:07:59 > 0:08:00Trust me.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Thanks.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Erm, "Together"?

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Do you want to get her the money or not?

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Mum! Mum? Yo!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Hey, Dex.- Listen, Mum, do me a favour?- What's up?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Lend me some dough, please? I'll give it back to you next week.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- How much?- I need a fifth.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19I'll just go and pawn your laptop

0:08:19 > 0:08:21and bring the money round later, yeah?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23You're not funny, do you know that?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27All right. We've got a better chance of getting the money

0:08:27 > 0:08:30- if we work together.- Right, exactly. Now what's the plan?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33So we've been engaged for five minutes

0:08:33 > 0:08:36- and you are already skipping a lunch date for another bloke.- I know.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Be worth it if I get the job, though.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41I am so looking forward to saving up for the wedding...

0:08:41 > 0:08:43and the flat!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Oi-oi-oi, cut it out.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Bit of young love going on down there!

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Surprised you can remember.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Watch it!

0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Right, I gotta go. I'll text you later, all right?- All right, babe.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59- See you later, sweetheart. Take care.- Good luck with the interview.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00I thought she already had a job?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Yeah, she's looking for extra work over half term

0:09:02 > 0:09:04cos we're getting a flat.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Getting a flat...?

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Listen, for what it's worth,

0:09:11 > 0:09:13what you don't want to do is make it anything too serious.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15She's a beautiful girl...

0:09:15 > 0:09:19she's gorgeous, in fact, but, Tyler, you should be still out there,

0:09:19 > 0:09:24footloose and fancy free...sharing the love, you know what I'm saying?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26ALFIE CHUCKLES

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- What?- Nothing.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34- Well, obviously I've said... - Nothing, it's cool.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35What's the matter?

0:09:37 > 0:09:38We're, erm...

0:09:40 > 0:09:41..we're engaged.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Brilliant!

0:09:47 > 0:09:49OK...hashtag awkward.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51That's brilliant.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54What did I just say? What I said, were just words. It was rubbish.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58In fact, they weren't even... I'm embarrassed.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00I love marriage, I believe in marriage -

0:10:00 > 0:10:01you've only gotta look at me and Kat.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Actually, don't look at me and Kat cos that's rubbish...- Oi, Alfie?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07- Dying of thirst here, mate! - Back to work. I'm proud of you.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11Look at you getting engaged, eh?! A big boy now, ain't ya!

0:10:11 > 0:10:15- All right, gents?- All right, boys.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- I've got an opportunity for you. - You two are supposed to be at work.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20We're on lunch, innit? We're not all skiving.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22So, you want to make some money or what?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24We got a game at the Arches, two o'clock.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26What kind of game? Hopscotch? Twister?

0:10:26 > 0:10:29You crack me up, old man. Actually, it's poker.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Listen, I'm not sure how Phil would feel about you gambling on the job.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Well, he's not here, is he?- But he's got eyes in the back of his head.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37- Yeah, two of 'em are right here. - There you go.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39You're not a grass, are ya?

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Look, two o'clock. Arches. Yeah?

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Oi. Poker?! You said this was foolproof.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Bruv, you've played before, innit?

0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Yeah, a little bit. - Don't worry, I'm an expert.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03- Whit?- Yeah?

0:11:03 > 0:11:04Have you got a sec?

0:11:04 > 0:11:06What is it?

0:11:06 > 0:11:09- It's probably stupid. It's just...- What is it?

0:11:10 > 0:11:14Two seconds. Excuse me? Are you Marcus?

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Oh, right, brilliant.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Right, I've got a really important meeting. So, I'll talk to you later?

0:11:21 > 0:11:23All right?

0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Yeah.- What's the matter?

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Nothing, it's OK.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31All right, I'll have a coffee then, please, Luce. Strong one. Thanks. Ta.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34All right, Al?

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Yeah, sorry, I can't chat, I've got to get back to Michael's.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40- He needs to be in the office before one.- How's it all going? All right?

0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Yeah. It's good. It's great. - Not really a career, though, is it,

0:11:43 > 0:11:46- looking after a little kid all day? - Yeah it is. Loads of people do it.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Yeah, yeah, course they do.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Compared to somebody like me, you're, like, a genius, ain't ya?

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Don't you want something a bit more challenging for you?

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Why the sudden interest?

0:11:57 > 0:11:59I just think you could be doing a bit better, that's all.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01You've got a brain in there, should be using it.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Well, I'm enjoying myself, so...

0:12:03 > 0:12:06All right. Well, I just don't want you to waste any time.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08That's really sweet, Joey, but I'll be fine.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10I need to go, Michael'll be wondering where I am.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Masood?

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Oh, he's in the kitchen. Wouldn't let us go near it!

0:12:27 > 0:12:29I brought you some lunch.

0:12:29 > 0:12:30Ah, well.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33- OK, thank you. I'm nearly done.- Really?

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Yeah. You didn't have to come and check on me, you know.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38I was not checking up on you... OK, I was checking up on you.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40I was just about to head over to the Vic, get us a bit of a crowd

0:12:40 > 0:12:42but first...

0:12:45 > 0:12:47..ta-da!

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Oh!- See? What do you think?

0:12:50 > 0:12:53- It's a bit over the top, isn't it?- Zee?

0:12:55 > 0:12:57I think it's wonderful...

0:12:57 > 0:12:59and I am so proud of you.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03You know, I really can't wait for everyone to see it!

0:13:09 > 0:13:11So, whoever wins, Abi gets the cash, yeah?

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Yeah, but we still need to find another player first.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Bruv, is it my fault that no-one round here don't want a bit of fun?

0:13:16 > 0:13:20"Fun"? Think that's my cue. I hope we're not playing for matches.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23No. Straight cash. Up front.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Uh-huh. What you got?

0:13:30 > 0:13:34And you've both played before, yeah? I don't want to take advantage.

0:13:34 > 0:13:35You should be so lucky.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Listen, I've played loads. You got no chance, son.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46So, I'll deal - You're on smalls, you're on bigs.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49He's used to smalls.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Slacking off?

0:13:57 > 0:14:01Day off to get the house sorted. We don't all have cleaners on tap.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Neither do I - just get the babysitter to do it!

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Oi, that is my niece you're talking about.

0:14:06 > 0:14:10Hello! I'm sorry. Excuse me? I'm sorry to interrupt.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12I just need a favour, that's all.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15We are unveiling our water feature today

0:14:15 > 0:14:20and I would really appreciate it if you could all be there.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23A water feature? In February?

0:14:23 > 0:14:27I know. Look, it means a lot to Zainab, she's been wanting one for ages.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29I want to make it really special for her.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Like, a proper ceremony. So it's at four o'clock.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Yeah. Four o'clock?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37No.

0:14:37 > 0:14:38OK.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41No, sorry, I've got to get the kids their tea.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Oh, look, I know it sounds ridiculous

0:14:43 > 0:14:45but it'd mean a lot to me if you could be there. Please, Alfie?

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Mate, no promises, let me see what I can do

0:14:48 > 0:14:51but, if it's numbers you need, I shall put the word about.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Thank you very much. I really, really appreciate it.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57- Four o'clock?- Four o'clock. - Four o'clock.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Who does Zainab think she is? The Queen?

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Sending him round like some sort of lackey.

0:15:02 > 0:15:03Yeah, he loves her, don't he?

0:15:05 > 0:15:06He is an idiot.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10Michael ain't Alice's type. He's old and creepy.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Right now, Lauren, I want to go round there and sort him out, don't I?

0:15:13 > 0:15:14Yeah, and you're going to look like a psycho

0:15:14 > 0:15:17and she's going to hate you for ever.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21I'm serious, though, why would she go for Michael?

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Imagine waking up to that smile every morning.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Shut up.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28- See? You're being ridiculous, Joey. - Yeah, I know, Lauren.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31It's just, he just wound me up, you know?

0:15:31 > 0:15:32Well, don't let it get to you

0:15:32 > 0:15:35cos even if he is a letch, she ain't going to go there, so don't worry.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38You just need to stop moaning

0:15:38 > 0:15:40and why don't you just come round to my house?

0:15:40 > 0:15:41I've got a free house.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Yeah? I could take your mind off Michael.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50But first I need to go ask my dad for some money.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52DAD! Dad?

0:15:54 > 0:15:55Hey, Max!

0:15:57 > 0:15:58Dad!

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Boys, I'm out.

0:16:37 > 0:16:38All in.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Confident.

0:16:44 > 0:16:45Born like that.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50I'll see you.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Relax...

0:17:05 > 0:17:06..full house.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20Four of a kind.

0:17:29 > 0:17:30You muppet.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Hey. There's quite a crowd out there.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40- Tamwar's on his way but we'll have to get started.- You happy?

0:17:40 > 0:17:41We can't keep them waiting!

0:17:44 > 0:17:47HE SIGHS

0:17:47 > 0:17:49APPLAUSE

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Hello. Thank you all for coming.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57Zainab and I think it's very important

0:17:57 > 0:18:00to take pride in your family

0:18:00 > 0:18:05and in your home, so I've been working really hard

0:18:05 > 0:18:09on getting something together that symbolises this.

0:18:09 > 0:18:15So we hope to lead by example and inspire you all to do the same.

0:18:15 > 0:18:16OK?

0:18:18 > 0:18:22- Great then. Allow me to do the honours.- Actually, can I do it?

0:18:25 > 0:18:28- Right, are we ready, everyone? - ALL: Yes!

0:18:28 > 0:18:29Are you sure?

0:18:29 > 0:18:30ALL: Yes.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Here we go.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36ALL: Hurray.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39APPLAUSE

0:18:42 > 0:18:46CHEERING AND LAUGHTER

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Look at the state of it! LAUGHTER

0:18:58 > 0:18:59Is it supposed to do that?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01LAUGHTER

0:19:01 > 0:19:02- What is happening?- I don't know.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04I didn't think pink was your colour, Zee!

0:19:04 > 0:19:07- What have you done?- Don't blame me.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10- You promised that everything would be perfect!- Zee...

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Just turn it off, turn it off!

0:19:15 > 0:19:17You two! Did you do this?!

0:19:19 > 0:19:20- Leg it!- You...- Zainab...

0:19:20 > 0:19:23- You come here! - Zainab, just leave them!

0:19:23 > 0:19:26I will not be publicly humiliated by those vile children!

0:19:26 > 0:19:27Come here, you two!

0:19:29 > 0:19:31- How have you lost all your money? - Cos he kept raising me.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Don't blame me, I thought you had better cards.- We were supposed...

0:19:34 > 0:19:37- I was psyching him out. What was you doing?- Will you guys stop it!

0:19:37 > 0:19:39I'll just have to miss the trip and fail the module.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42HAMMERING ON DOOR All right! Oi, I'm coming! What?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Where are they?- Who?- Where are they? - What's all the racket?

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Your children - they just humiliated me in front of half the Square.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Kids. Get down here.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52We spent weeks getting that water feature ready,

0:19:52 > 0:19:54and now it's full of pink bubbles!

0:19:54 > 0:19:55Zainab, let's just leave it now, please.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57If you two were mine, you'd get a good hiding.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00- They're not yours so shut your mouth, Zainab.- What have you done?

0:20:00 > 0:20:03- It doesn't matter. Come on, let's go home.- Everything is ruined now!

0:20:03 > 0:20:05They're not the ones making a scene right now.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07- We put pink bubble bath in the fountain.- Why?

0:20:07 > 0:20:11Cos she said we had filthy paws.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Oh, well, think that makes you just about even, don't it?

0:20:13 > 0:20:17- I want them grounded for a month. - Don't tell me how to raise my kids.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Oh, "raise"? Is that what you call it?

0:20:20 > 0:20:23- I thought animals were REARED. - That's it, get out!- Right. Get out!

0:20:23 > 0:20:25- Come on, let's go. Let's go. - Let go, Masood!

0:20:30 > 0:20:33- Are we in trouble?- Did you use all the pink bubble bath?

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Yeah.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Good. I hated that stuff.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45- I'm sorry.- Just go home.

0:20:49 > 0:20:50Move.

0:20:55 > 0:20:59- Didn't you find Dad then? - What does it look like?

0:20:59 > 0:21:02I did see him on the Square earlier and he was acting really weird

0:21:02 > 0:21:03cos it was like he was avoiding me.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07- Why would he be avoiding us?- Dunno.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08Why don't you go round to Jack's?

0:21:08 > 0:21:11See if he's there and we'll try and find out what's going on.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Why don't you find out?

0:21:13 > 0:21:14Do you want the money or not?

0:21:20 > 0:21:22DOOR CLOSING

0:21:22 > 0:21:24- You're early.- Yeah, I worked late the other night

0:21:24 > 0:21:26so Michael made it up to me

0:21:26 > 0:21:28AND he gave me a 50 quid bonus.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Told me to go and treat myself.

0:21:30 > 0:21:31What d'you think?

0:21:33 > 0:21:35What, he's buying you presents now, is he?

0:21:35 > 0:21:36No. I bought it.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40Alice, I don't want you working for him any more.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43- What?- He's a creep and I don't want him near you.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48So all that career talk had nothing to do with me at all? Did it?

0:21:48 > 0:21:51It's because you've got a problem with Michael.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53It just ain't right, Alice. Wine and bonuses and things...

0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Is this because he's treating me like a grown-up and not a kid?- No.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59It's because he's taking advantage. That's why.

0:21:59 > 0:22:00In what way?

0:22:00 > 0:22:04Why have you always got to see the worst in people, Joey?

0:22:04 > 0:22:07- Look, first thing tomorrow I'd like you to quit, please.- No.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09- Alice...yes.- No.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11I like my job and I like Michael.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Get over it.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21You were supposed to call me. How'd it go?

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Waste of time. Six-week contract so I'd have to give up the nursery.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Something else'll turn up. - I want to get our own place.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- It'll happen, babe. - I really miss us living together.

0:22:30 > 0:22:31Me too.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34But you know what Bianca said, there's not enough room, is there?

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Where is she anyway?

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Oh, she's gone down the Vic. Left me with the kids.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42- Why don't we take them down there, tell everyone the news?- Not yet.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Come on, this is ridiculous!

0:22:44 > 0:22:47This is supposed to be one of the most exciting times of our lives

0:22:47 > 0:22:48- and we're stuck in here.- I know.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50I told you, I want us to get our own place.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52- We have to prove we're serious. - We are serious.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- We don't have a ring yet. - I'm saving up, ain't I?

0:22:55 > 0:22:57I know you are.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00Look, the thing is if we told anyone before then,

0:23:00 > 0:23:02people might not take us seriously.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05I want to be able to show them this is for ever, you know?

0:23:05 > 0:23:06Yeah. I guess you're right.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09- If Alfie thinks we're too young, everyone...- Alfie?

0:23:09 > 0:23:12- I mean, that's probably what he'd be think...- You told Alfie?- No.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14- Tyler.- OK, yes.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15- Tyler, you promised. - It just came out.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18- Bianca and Carol are down at the Vic!- He won't tell no-one.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20You told him it's private, did you?

0:23:21 > 0:23:23- I'll go over there now.- Yeah.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26PHONE RINGS

0:23:35 > 0:23:39Luce, couldn't give us some change, could you? Some five-pound notes?

0:23:39 > 0:23:40Sure.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50- That was a 50.- Oh, sorry.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Are you sure you're OK, darling?

0:23:52 > 0:23:56You just seem a bit all over the place today.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59I'm fine.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Come on, Lucy, tell me what's happened? Is it your dad?

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Is Bobby all right?

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Luce...

0:24:12 > 0:24:16..come on...tell me.

0:24:18 > 0:24:19Erm...

0:24:20 > 0:24:23..I was in the shower this morning...

0:24:23 > 0:24:25and I found a lump...

0:24:27 > 0:24:32- ..I don't know what to do. - Oh, sweetheart.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36There you go, darling. Thanks very much.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Thought I'd hang around and give you a lift,

0:24:38 > 0:24:40which is a good thing, seeing as you lost all your money!

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Weren't even my fault. It was that Jay.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45You know what, him, he's as dumb as a box of spanners, you know that?

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Dexter!

0:24:47 > 0:24:49- Have you tried Jack's? - Yeah, no-one's home.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52- You looking for your dad?- Yeah.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54I saw him this morning coming out the B&B.

0:24:54 > 0:24:55Maybe he's gone back there, Abs.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Well, why would he be staying at the B&B?

0:24:57 > 0:24:59I don't know, I'm just saying.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03- All right, thanks. - All right, darling, see you later.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12- All right?- Yeah, I will be when I've had a drink.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Is something wrong?

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Just had Zainab round shouting the odds.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21- Zainab?- Yeah, Zainab, why?

0:25:21 > 0:25:22No reason.

0:25:22 > 0:25:26Hey, here he is, Bianca, your future son-in-law!

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Nice one, mate, don't forget I owe you a drink,

0:25:28 > 0:25:30and your beautiful fiancee of course.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34- So, where is Whitney, then? - What did you just say?- Thanks, mate.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Thanks a lot.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Get you the keys.

0:25:43 > 0:25:44Who's going to take it? You?

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Have you seen my dad?

0:25:46 > 0:25:50- Oh, I think he's upstairs. - Which room?- Room four.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51Now, I think I've given you everything.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Down the corridor and to your left.

0:25:55 > 0:25:56OK. Enjoy your stay.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Abi.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26I'll run some more water through it, it'll be fine.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28It won't be "fine," none of this will be "fine"!

0:26:28 > 0:26:33If we stay calm and we fix it, it'll be working properly tomorrow.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35What does it matter what we do, Masood? Everything is ruined.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38- People are laughing at us. - You're being oversensitive.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40You promised me that everything would be perfect!

0:26:40 > 0:26:43- Well, it's not my fault!- All I ever get from you is empty promises.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45What? I have been working really hard all day

0:26:45 > 0:26:47- to try and make this a success for you.- And you failed!

0:26:47 > 0:26:50- Like you do again and again... - Oh, I NEVER had a chance, did I?

0:26:50 > 0:26:53- This isn't about your stupid water fountain!- Yes, it is!

0:26:53 > 0:26:56No, Zee! No, it's not! It was about us...

0:26:58 > 0:27:01..but no matter how hard I try it's always about you, isn't it?

0:27:01 > 0:27:03- Never about us, never me. - About me? Don't you dare...

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Who was left sitting here with the imam, by herself, all Friday night?!

0:27:06 > 0:27:08But you never asked me, did you? Never asked me why?

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Never asked what was going on with me, did you?

0:27:10 > 0:27:12No, I just get the SILENT treatment all weekend.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15I had to sit there with a smile on my face

0:27:15 > 0:27:17and come up with some RIDICULOUS cover story

0:27:17 > 0:27:20- as to why YOU couldn't make it... - You're just not listening!

0:27:20 > 0:27:23I was thinking and focussing about our marriage.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26What were you doing, sitting down the pub?!

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Masood, just come back inside.

0:27:31 > 0:27:32Why?

0:27:32 > 0:27:35In case our neighbours see what kind of disaster our "perfect" family is?

0:27:35 > 0:27:36Just stop this...

0:27:36 > 0:27:39You're so concerned about what everyone else thinks

0:27:39 > 0:27:41you can't even face what's going on!

0:27:41 > 0:27:44Every day I struggle to make a better life for this family

0:27:44 > 0:27:45and all you do is drag us down.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48You can't... You're just not LISTENING to me!

0:27:48 > 0:27:51Yet again we are the laughing stock of the Square!

0:27:51 > 0:27:53Yet again it's up to me to pick up the pieces!

0:27:53 > 0:27:55You're not listening to me!

0:27:57 > 0:28:01Ask me why I didn't come and see the imam, Zainab.

0:28:01 > 0:28:06Go on, ask me! Ask me! Go on, ASK me!

0:28:06 > 0:28:08- Ask me why I didn't come home! - Masood!

0:28:08 > 0:28:10Ask me, Zainab!

0:28:13 > 0:28:15ASK ME!

0:28:22 > 0:28:24WHY DON'T YOU ASK ME?

0:28:34 > 0:28:36Deal with your brother.

0:28:51 > 0:28:52Abs.

0:28:55 > 0:28:59Abs, can I just talk to you? Please.

0:28:59 > 0:29:01Abs!

0:29:03 > 0:29:08Abs, please don't run away from me, babe. Please! Abs!

0:29:14 > 0:29:15DOOR SLAMS

0:29:27 > 0:29:28Auntie-ji?

0:29:39 > 0:29:43TV: 'He'll bone out the ribs for you, he'll roll your sirloin for you. Brilliant.

0:29:43 > 0:29:48'But it's best to buy your meat like this. Not in little sweaty polythene packages!

0:29:48 > 0:29:52- '20 pound to you, my friend.- Ohh! - Bargain.- We'll come here again!

0:29:52 > 0:29:55- 'CHEERING Hello!- Hello!

0:29:55 > 0:30:00'How are you all? Is there somebody good on?

0:30:00 > 0:30:03'We're doing a Lancashire hot pot.

0:30:03 > 0:30:05'How long will it take? Cos I want me dinner.

0:30:05 > 0:30:10- 'How long have you got for your dinner?- About an hour and a half.- Oh, that'll be all right. Aye, not bad.

0:30:10 > 0:30:12'We're using two cuts of lamb.'

0:30:23 > 0:30:26You could have just told her you didn't like it.

0:30:32 > 0:30:34Why would he do that?

0:30:35 > 0:30:37Why would he...

0:30:38 > 0:30:41What was going through his mind?

0:30:43 > 0:30:46Do you think he's having some kind of breakdown, or...?

0:30:50 > 0:30:56Why spend all that time building something up, just to smash it to pieces?

0:31:02 > 0:31:06We... We need to get everything back to normal.

0:31:07 > 0:31:10That water feature - it's taken over everything.

0:31:10 > 0:31:18So, what we need - what everyone needs - is just a...a nice meal. Like we'd planned. A proper meal.

0:31:18 > 0:31:23So once Tamwar's picked Kamil up... Ayesha, go and lay the table and...

0:31:23 > 0:31:29- I'm cooking.- Yeah, you're burning the onions. Give me the spoon.

0:31:31 > 0:31:33Always has to be your way.

0:31:35 > 0:31:40- Last time you cooked the onions, you burnt them.- You've no idea, do you? How lucky you are?

0:31:43 > 0:31:48- Uncle-ji's a gentle, lovely... - You saw him with that sledgehammer! - ..considerate man.

0:31:48 > 0:31:51- And nothing he does is ever right. - Your mother wouldn't appreciate...

0:31:51 > 0:31:55Nothing he says, nothing he thinks. You don't even treat him like a person.

0:31:55 > 0:32:01- I will not be spoken to like that in my own house!- It's his house too! - Then why is he smashing it up?!

0:32:03 > 0:32:05Do you blame him?

0:32:07 > 0:32:12Why are you defending him, huh? Why do you keep defending him?

0:32:18 > 0:32:19Alice ain't working here any more.

0:32:19 > 0:32:22And she couldn't just phone? She couldn't send a postcard?

0:32:22 > 0:32:27- Smoke signals?- Funny. Now, I do know what you're doing, Michael.

0:32:27 > 0:32:30Blimey. You really are boring, aren't you?

0:32:30 > 0:32:32- You're taking advantage of her. - Am I?

0:32:32 > 0:32:34Let's explore that, shall we?

0:32:34 > 0:32:37She does things I need doing. I pay her for those things.

0:32:37 > 0:32:41Yeah. You know, you're flashing your cash about and your, you know, bonuses...

0:32:41 > 0:32:44When she does things well, I pay her a little more.

0:32:44 > 0:32:47Yeah. Buying her gifts. Earrings. It was earrings, wasn't it, Michael?

0:32:47 > 0:32:51- Earrings? No, no. You've lost me now.- She ain't working here any more, OK?

0:32:51 > 0:32:55And she ain't gonna sleep with you neither.

0:32:55 > 0:32:58- Hmm. - BABY CRIES

0:32:58 > 0:32:59Find your own way out.

0:33:04 > 0:33:11- TV:- 'Painted in this nice rich old green. We've got the crown, of course, and then...

0:33:11 > 0:33:15- You got something to tell me? - All right. Keep it calm.

0:33:15 > 0:33:19Or was I gonna have to wait for me invite?

0:33:19 > 0:33:20I don't want your money.

0:33:23 > 0:33:25Abs, it's not what you think.

0:33:25 > 0:33:28You never even said she was back!

0:33:28 > 0:33:30Right, well, it IS what you think.

0:33:30 > 0:33:32- What's happened to your face? - Nothing. It's just a bruise.

0:33:32 > 0:33:37- This is to do with her, isn't it? She's always trouble.- Please, can you not tell anyone?

0:33:37 > 0:33:39Tell anyone what?

0:33:39 > 0:33:44- That's all you care about.- What's happened to your face?- Abi, don't turn this into something it ain't.

0:33:44 > 0:33:48- You were in bed, Dad.- Yeah... - Yeah, with that woman!

0:34:00 > 0:34:01Are you missing your father?

0:34:07 > 0:34:09I'm sorry that I was so sharp with you.

0:34:11 > 0:34:13I should have thought.

0:34:13 > 0:34:16- SHE SIGHS - Do you want to phone your mother?

0:34:22 > 0:34:24I love him.

0:34:26 > 0:34:28Uncle-ji.

0:34:29 > 0:34:31Masood. I...

0:34:34 > 0:34:35I love him.

0:34:41 > 0:34:45You have a...crush on Masood?

0:34:47 > 0:34:51When I wake up in the morning, he's the first thing I think about.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54When I see him, me heart goes mental.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56Masood?

0:34:56 > 0:34:59When I'm apart from him, time moves so slow.

0:34:59 > 0:35:02- He's old enough to be your father! - That doesn't matter.

0:35:04 > 0:35:05OK.

0:35:07 > 0:35:10I... I understand.

0:35:10 > 0:35:13You know, you lose a father, and so you...

0:35:13 > 0:35:15He's nothing like me father.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18I love him. Don't you get it?

0:35:20 > 0:35:25Sometimes, Ayesha, sometimes... people have...emotions.

0:35:25 > 0:35:28They have very strong emotions. And they're -

0:35:28 > 0:35:32You don't even remember, do you?

0:35:33 > 0:35:36What that feels like.

0:35:37 > 0:35:38This...

0:35:40 > 0:35:44These things in your head...they...

0:35:44 > 0:35:46In me head.

0:35:49 > 0:35:51Is that what you think?

0:35:52 > 0:35:54Why don't you ask him?

0:35:55 > 0:35:56I know Masood.

0:35:58 > 0:36:02- Do you?- We were married before you were born.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04I think I know him a little bit better than you.

0:36:08 > 0:36:10Fine.

0:36:10 > 0:36:12Nothing happened.

0:36:17 > 0:36:20So you just lay the table...

0:36:20 > 0:36:24- and we will pretend that nothing was...- But it could have done.

0:36:26 > 0:36:30I've seen the way he looks at me.

0:36:30 > 0:36:33Waiting for me to come out the shower.

0:36:34 > 0:36:37I know what's going on in his mind.

0:36:49 > 0:36:51'In a towel?'

0:36:51 > 0:36:55- Yeah.- You... Just standing there in a towel?

0:36:55 > 0:36:57Oh, what have I done?

0:36:57 > 0:37:00- Like completely, totally... - It's not about the towel!

0:37:04 > 0:37:07I picked up a sledgehammer.

0:37:07 > 0:37:09I mean...a sledgehammer?

0:37:09 > 0:37:12No-one is blaming you. The thing was ug-ly.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15I built something.

0:37:16 > 0:37:21For Zainab. And then I destroyed it. I destroyed everything.

0:37:24 > 0:37:26Most blokes your age just buy a sports car.

0:37:30 > 0:37:35So, if it ain't about the towel... what is it, then?

0:37:38 > 0:37:41It was a mistake.

0:37:41 > 0:37:42Told you.

0:37:42 > 0:37:44Not getting engaged - telling Alfie.

0:37:44 > 0:37:47I'm sorry I didn't tell you first. I'm sorry you found out that way.

0:37:47 > 0:37:50But I'm not sorry you've got the hump, cos I'm marrying Tyler.

0:37:50 > 0:37:53- Just cos you don't like him... - When did I say I don't like him?

0:37:53 > 0:37:56Look, can we just talk about this like grown-ups?

0:37:56 > 0:38:00- She don't think I am a grown-up. - I do, but I don't want to argue. - Why are we arguing, then?- We ain't!

0:38:00 > 0:38:04I wanted to get a flat first. We haven't even got a ring. I do love Tyler.

0:38:04 > 0:38:07There's a difference between loving someone and marrying them. You're 20!

0:38:07 > 0:38:12- You hypocrite! When you were my age...- I was married. And I don't want you making the same mistake.

0:38:12 > 0:38:14She's not making a mistake.

0:38:27 > 0:38:29It's a bit early.

0:38:29 > 0:38:31You don't tell me what to do.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35I'm still your dad, ain't I?

0:38:35 > 0:38:37SHE SCOFFS

0:38:52 > 0:38:55It ain't easy, Lauren.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57Oh, my heart bleeds.

0:38:57 > 0:39:03"I couldn't help myself." "She was just there." "It wasn't meant to happen."

0:39:03 > 0:39:07- Yeah. All of the above. - It's not a joke, Dad. You seen Abi?

0:39:07 > 0:39:10- She ain't laughing, is she? - I didn't say it was a joke, did I?

0:39:10 > 0:39:17See, just when I think surely - surely - you can't let us down again...

0:39:17 > 0:39:20- Abi, she just came over. I didn't know, did I?- See?

0:39:20 > 0:39:25- It's always someone else's fault. - It was just a spur-of-the-moment thing.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28Anyway, Kirsty, she ain't got anywhere else to go.

0:39:28 > 0:39:32Yes. Because London's tiny, isn't it?

0:39:32 > 0:39:35She has, Lauren, she's been having a really hard time of it.

0:39:35 > 0:39:40OK. So, what - you just rode to her rescue, you had a few knocks,

0:39:40 > 0:39:42and you just fell into bed, did ya?

0:39:42 > 0:39:48- No, well, she had to get out of there. What was I supposed to do? - Not sleep with her, Dad!

0:39:48 > 0:39:50Not when Mum's only been gone a few days.

0:39:53 > 0:39:55Just...

0:39:55 > 0:39:58Just have a bit of respect.

0:39:59 > 0:40:01Even just for yourself.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07DOOR OPENS THEN SLAMS SHUT

0:40:10 > 0:40:14It...was flattering. Like when I first met Zainab.

0:40:14 > 0:40:17The way they look at you. How they make you feel.

0:40:17 > 0:40:20Yeah, but those feelings don't last forever, do they?

0:40:20 > 0:40:24I know. And things change. And...

0:40:24 > 0:40:26what they change into seems normal.

0:40:26 > 0:40:28She's just a kid.

0:40:29 > 0:40:33And she's confused. And lonely.

0:40:33 > 0:40:37And...nothing happened. And nothing's going to happen.

0:40:39 > 0:40:42It just...

0:40:42 > 0:40:44- HE SIGHS - It just made me look.

0:40:44 > 0:40:46At what I've got.

0:40:46 > 0:40:48But you and Zainab, bhai, what you've got, it's solid.

0:40:48 > 0:40:52- Is it? - It's what most people dream of.

0:40:52 > 0:40:53Ten rounds in a boxing ring?

0:40:55 > 0:41:00Yeah. Because you stay there till it's all fought out.

0:41:00 > 0:41:04You don't run away when it gets difficult. You shout and you cry and you hurt and you hurl

0:41:04 > 0:41:07but you hang on in there, cos what you've got, it's proper.

0:41:07 > 0:41:10It's...love.

0:41:10 > 0:41:14I bet you never heard me put so many sentences together before.

0:41:14 > 0:41:16THEY CHUCKLE

0:41:20 > 0:41:22MASOOD SIGHS

0:41:31 > 0:41:32I'm sorry.

0:41:32 > 0:41:36- We're just going to have a nice family dinner, yes? - For talking to you like that.

0:41:36 > 0:41:41We'll put it all behind us, Ayesha. We'll forget you said anything.

0:41:41 > 0:41:44I was cooking that for him, you know?

0:41:44 > 0:41:48The onions caught. On the bottom of the pan. All right?

0:41:48 > 0:41:51You can't pretend something's not happening when it is.

0:41:51 > 0:41:54- When it's happening in your house... - I am really trying here, Ayesha!

0:41:54 > 0:41:57I love him. I am in love with him, with every breath, with every...

0:41:57 > 0:42:02- This is not a movie, sweetheart. - And I know - I know - that he feels it too.

0:42:05 > 0:42:09- I'm going to see him.- No, no, you're not. Ayesha, you're not.

0:42:09 > 0:42:10You can't stop us!

0:42:12 > 0:42:15Ask him. He'll tell you everything.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18You are not going to see Masood.

0:42:23 > 0:42:26But I think you should leave.

0:42:27 > 0:42:33I think you should leave my house. For good.

0:42:48 > 0:42:53I was passing the launderette, I picked up your dry cleaning...

0:42:53 > 0:42:57- What do you think you're doing? - I know how men's minds work, Al.

0:42:57 > 0:42:59How did you get in? Where's Michael?

0:42:59 > 0:43:02Give you a bit of extra money or buy you a few nice things and...

0:43:02 > 0:43:05HUSHED TONES: Michael is not like that. You need to go.

0:43:05 > 0:43:10- Come on, Alice. Michael's exactly like that.- It's just a scarf! - And the earrings.- What earrings?

0:43:10 > 0:43:13- These.- You been going through my stuff?- I'm just looking out for you.

0:43:13 > 0:43:15Oh, like Dad used to?

0:43:15 > 0:43:18I was doing that long before he came back on the scene.

0:43:18 > 0:43:20That was when I was a girl. And now I'm not.

0:43:22 > 0:43:25Please just get out.

0:43:25 > 0:43:29- They've only just got back together. They split up over a kiss!- That's not even your business.

0:43:29 > 0:43:32- It was when you was moping about this house.- I know what you're thinking.

0:43:32 > 0:43:35You couldn't even come and tell her you'd messed up!

0:43:35 > 0:43:38- You waited till I told her then... - I had...somewhere to go.

0:43:38 > 0:43:40- I bet you did!- Deep down, you don't think I'll stick around.

0:43:40 > 0:43:44- You don't have to justify yourself to her.- And maybe I was like that.

0:43:44 > 0:43:51Right, but when I met Whit... Well, she ain't like no-one else I've ever met before.

0:43:51 > 0:43:54She's special. And I love her. And you know that.

0:43:54 > 0:43:58Where did love ever get anyone?

0:43:58 > 0:43:59Come on, Ty.

0:44:01 > 0:44:04Bianca, you can't just let them walk out.

0:44:04 > 0:44:09Look... I know we ain't always seen eye to eye.

0:44:09 > 0:44:13- And I haven't always given you an easy time.- You ain't ever given him an easy time.

0:44:13 > 0:44:18But I know... I know that you are good for Whit.

0:44:20 > 0:44:23But you're still doing your diploma. You're going places.

0:44:23 > 0:44:28You've got your whole life, Whit - you could make something of it. Something more than I did.

0:44:28 > 0:44:32- I'm still gonna do those things. - Yeah,- I- want her to do those things. I ain't gonna stop her.

0:44:32 > 0:44:37They all say that. Till they get you up the aisle, or...in an apron, or up the duff.

0:44:37 > 0:44:42- Bianca!- This is getting stupid now. - I didn't get her up the duff. I'm not...going to get her up the duff.

0:44:42 > 0:44:45Whit, this is not all heart-shaped balloons, yeah?

0:44:45 > 0:44:49- Don't take the mick. - Look. Look at me. I was married.

0:44:49 > 0:44:55It's hard. Things change. People get hurt. Look at me. Look at your nan!

0:44:55 > 0:44:59Just slow down a bit, yeah? This is your home.

0:44:59 > 0:45:02We like having you here. There's no rush.

0:45:04 > 0:45:09I just want to be happy. You know, just one little bit of happiness.

0:45:09 > 0:45:13After all that I've been through... just one little bit of happiness.

0:45:13 > 0:45:17And I thought you might want that for me too.

0:45:17 > 0:45:19Don't worry.

0:45:28 > 0:45:31Why didn't you tell anyone?

0:45:33 > 0:45:34Like who?

0:45:36 > 0:45:38I mean, my dad's not here...

0:45:38 > 0:45:43and even if he was, I couldn't tell him, cos he'd just get too worried.

0:45:43 > 0:45:46He's only just started...

0:45:48 > 0:45:50I can't get ill, anyway.

0:45:50 > 0:45:55I mean, what about Bobby? And what about the businesses...?

0:45:55 > 0:46:01- It's hard enough trying to... - No, no, don't go...jumping to places that you don't need to go yet.

0:46:02 > 0:46:08You've found a lump. OK, we'll get you to a doctor's, get it looked at and...

0:46:08 > 0:46:11and then we'll take it from there.

0:46:11 > 0:46:16It's probably nothing. You know, people...they get lumps all the time.

0:46:20 > 0:46:23But if it is...

0:46:23 > 0:46:27If it is...something...

0:46:27 > 0:46:29Then, they'll deal with it.

0:46:29 > 0:46:33And if it is cancer - and that is a big if...

0:46:34 > 0:46:38..then...you know, people get it every day.

0:46:38 > 0:46:41And then they get treatment.

0:46:42 > 0:46:44And they survive.

0:46:53 > 0:46:57- Joey, can you just get out?! Please!- No, Alice. No.- Just go!

0:46:57 > 0:46:58All right?

0:46:58 > 0:47:01- I picked up your dry cleaning. - Thank you.

0:47:01 > 0:47:03Couldn't you find the door? It's there.

0:47:03 > 0:47:07- Michael, I'm so sorry. I tried to get him to leave... - Alice, don't apologise for me.

0:47:07 > 0:47:09Was it too many syll-a-bles for you?

0:47:09 > 0:47:13- Joey, you're really embarrassing me. - You're embarrassing yourself, Al.

0:47:13 > 0:47:17You're such a throwback. Look at those ridiculous biceps. You don't scare me.

0:47:17 > 0:47:22You're pathetic, you know that, Michael? Buying a young girl like that earrings, things like that.

0:47:22 > 0:47:24I didn't buy her earrings.

0:47:24 > 0:47:27I bought them myself. With my first wages.

0:47:27 > 0:47:29I wanted to look nice.

0:47:31 > 0:47:36- Well, she won't be coming back here, mate. Come on, we're going.- I'm not going anywhere.- Yes, you are.

0:47:36 > 0:47:40Ah, that seems pretty definitive to me. So, I'm bored now. You can go.

0:47:40 > 0:47:44You, however, you can stay. You can make yourself at home.

0:47:44 > 0:47:46Joey, leave him alone!

0:47:46 > 0:47:49Michael, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

0:47:49 > 0:47:53Are you OK? Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

0:47:53 > 0:47:58The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

0:47:58 > 0:48:00Come on, home.

0:48:00 > 0:48:03Are you OK?

0:48:07 > 0:48:09DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

0:48:09 > 0:48:13- TV: 'It's like The Generation Game, this, isn't it? - Don't be frightened of the dough.

0:48:13 > 0:48:15'If I'm thinking, I'm not doing.

0:48:15 > 0:48:22'Normally I'm quite good at this. It's reminding me of something I used to do when I was younger.

0:48:22 > 0:48:27- 'Here's the Hadrian we made earlier on, gentlemen. - Why do you call it Hadrian again?'

0:48:27 > 0:48:30I'm sorry, Lauren. All right? I should have told you.

0:48:30 > 0:48:35- What, before Abi walked in on you with some other woman? - Well, I'm not proud of that, am I?

0:48:35 > 0:48:39Only she's not just some other woman, is she? No.

0:48:39 > 0:48:41She's your wife.

0:48:41 > 0:48:47- Your wife because you want her to be?- Or cos she turned up the day you were meant to be marrying Mum?

0:48:48 > 0:48:51It ain't funny, Lauren.

0:48:51 > 0:48:53Really?

0:48:53 > 0:48:56Cos I actually...I actually think that this is hilarious.

0:48:56 > 0:48:59Just like the rest of your life. It always has been.

0:48:59 > 0:49:02Well, I'm here, ain't I? I'm trying to explain.

0:49:02 > 0:49:08No. You're trying to cover your back and make sure we don't tell Mum.

0:49:08 > 0:49:12What? You don't think that I don't know what you're doing?

0:49:12 > 0:49:15Dad's little talks?

0:49:16 > 0:49:20Do you love her?

0:49:20 > 0:49:24Kirsty. Your wife. Do you love her?!

0:49:30 > 0:49:31Get out.

0:49:35 > 0:49:41- Abs, I'm just trying to - - You heard her. Just...get out, Dad.

0:49:41 > 0:49:42Out!

0:49:57 > 0:50:00I'm sorry. He always does that. Like I'm some little girl.

0:50:02 > 0:50:04- Is that OK?- Mm.

0:50:06 > 0:50:07Nice.

0:50:10 > 0:50:13Thank you. Thanks for cleaning me up.

0:50:15 > 0:50:16You can go now.

0:50:16 > 0:50:18For good.

0:50:33 > 0:50:37Mum...is like a balloon.

0:50:37 > 0:50:39And if you don't want her to pop...

0:50:39 > 0:50:43you just have to walk away... and have a milkshake.

0:50:43 > 0:50:46And then come back later when the air's let out.

0:50:48 > 0:50:50Syed told me that when I was little. And now I'm telling you.

0:50:50 > 0:50:53Mummy's a balloon.

0:50:56 > 0:50:58CAR HORN HONKS

0:51:05 > 0:51:07I called a taxi.

0:51:11 > 0:51:14I didn't mean that you had to go right away.

0:51:16 > 0:51:19Don't worry, I'm not going to go see him.

0:51:21 > 0:51:26I'm not even going to say bye. There's enough hurt here already.

0:51:30 > 0:51:32I'm going home.

0:51:46 > 0:51:50- I really didn't think Alfie was gonna tell them.- It don't matter.

0:51:52 > 0:51:57I wanted... I wanted to tell you first that they knew.

0:51:57 > 0:51:59But...I had to pop home.

0:52:04 > 0:52:06To get this.

0:52:19 > 0:52:21Wow.

0:52:21 > 0:52:25I know it's... I know it's an old one, but, you know, I've cleaned it and...when I get some money...

0:52:25 > 0:52:29- No, it's beautiful.- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:52:49 > 0:52:51I love it.

0:52:51 > 0:52:53And I love you.

0:53:26 > 0:53:30If you just...said sorry, we can forget about it, Al.

0:53:30 > 0:53:32I just lost my job.

0:54:07 > 0:54:10My kids don't want to see me any more.

0:54:17 > 0:54:20Neither of them do.

0:54:21 > 0:54:26Tomorrow, couple of days... it will seem different.

0:54:29 > 0:54:30Yeah.

0:55:34 > 0:55:38So it's, er...it's just the... four of us tonight, then?

0:55:41 > 0:55:43Ayesha has decided to go home.

0:55:47 > 0:55:49You don't seem very surprised.

0:55:51 > 0:55:54No, she...she probably misses her mum.

0:55:54 > 0:55:57Her mum.

0:55:57 > 0:55:58Yeah. Of course.

0:56:01 > 0:56:03HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:56:03 > 0:56:09Have you... Has... you and Ayesha had, er...

0:56:14 > 0:56:16I know, Mas.

0:56:17 > 0:56:18I know everything.

0:56:23 > 0:56:27TRAIN WHISTLES PAST

0:56:41 > 0:56:44AEROPLANE FLIES OVERHEAD

0:56:50 > 0:56:52CLOCK TICKS

0:57:28 > 0:57:30Can't hear the birds today.

0:57:37 > 0:57:40I know you're awake.

0:57:40 > 0:57:42I can tell by your breathing.

0:57:48 > 0:57:51I could always tell by your breathing.

0:57:55 > 0:57:57No.

0:57:57 > 0:57:59SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

0:57:59 > 0:58:01No birds.

0:58:06 > 0:58:08- Ayesha...- Don't.

0:58:12 > 0:58:14She'll be fine.

0:58:14 > 0:58:17Girls like her always are.

0:58:22 > 0:58:24Nothing happened, Zee.

0:58:26 > 0:58:28I know.

0:58:31 > 0:58:34But you thought about it.

0:58:34 > 0:58:36Didn't you?

0:58:40 > 0:58:44I don't blame you, Masood.

0:58:44 > 0:58:47She doesn't nag you every minute of every day.

0:58:54 > 0:58:56You don't nag me every minute.

0:58:58 > 0:59:00Yes, I do.

0:59:06 > 0:59:07AJ SIGHS

0:59:07 > 0:59:08I can't move.

0:59:10 > 0:59:12You ate ten!

0:59:12 > 0:59:14'Ate' kind of implies that he chewed them!

0:59:14 > 0:59:16I chewed them!

0:59:16 > 0:59:18Soaking them in your chai and squishing them in your mouth

0:59:18 > 0:59:20doesn't really count as chewing.

0:59:22 > 0:59:25Oh. Aaloo Paratha?

0:59:26 > 0:59:29- We need to tidy it all up. - Yeah, yeah, when we've finished.

0:59:29 > 0:59:30You've not finished?

0:59:30 > 0:59:34I mean everything. The kitchen, the cupboards, the house.

0:59:34 > 0:59:37I want to clear everything up.

0:59:37 > 0:59:40I want to make it all fresh.

0:59:40 > 0:59:41I'm... I'm working.

0:59:41 > 0:59:45I know. So go.

0:59:45 > 0:59:49I mean all of you. Can you please all just go? This is me.

0:59:50 > 0:59:54- I'll take you to nursery. - Where's Ayesha?

0:59:55 > 0:59:58- Go and put your shoes on. - Where's Ayesha?

1:00:03 > 1:00:05He's right. Where IS Ayesha?

1:00:05 > 1:00:08All our lives here, in this house.

1:00:08 > 1:00:12Cos Dad smashes up a fountain and Ayesha disappears.

1:00:12 > 1:00:15- And you decide to start cleaning. - It's all a mess.

1:00:15 > 1:00:18It stops. Here. Today.

1:00:20 > 1:00:22Mum.

1:00:22 > 1:00:23MUM.

1:00:25 > 1:00:28Talk to me. I'm not a kid.

1:00:31 > 1:00:33We...

1:00:37 > 1:00:40Tamwar, I...

1:00:43 > 1:00:47Just tidy it all up, OK? Clear away the clutter.

1:00:47 > 1:00:48We need to start again.

1:00:55 > 1:01:00Oh, so Zainab gracing me with her presence today?

1:01:00 > 1:01:04I think "grace" might be pushing it.

1:01:04 > 1:01:06I saw the state of her water feature earlier.

1:01:06 > 1:01:09Yeah, shocking, isn't it? Listen, kick me to the kerb here...

1:01:09 > 1:01:12Kids today, it's disgusting really, innit?

1:01:12 > 1:01:15It's... yeah, yeah, disgusting. I blame the parents.

1:01:15 > 1:01:17Bring back the cane!

1:01:19 > 1:01:22So, is Zainab...

1:01:22 > 1:01:25How about lunch later?

1:01:25 > 1:01:28Why would I want lunch with you?

1:01:28 > 1:01:33She's cleaning... The whole house.

1:01:35 > 1:01:37Please?

1:01:37 > 1:01:38No!

1:01:41 > 1:01:44Mmm-hmm.

1:01:47 > 1:01:50- What are you doing? - What we should have done months ago.

1:01:50 > 1:01:53Getting rid of the past.

1:01:53 > 1:01:55I'll leave you to it then.

1:01:55 > 1:01:58A fresh...start.

1:02:11 > 1:02:13Come on, brother. It's not like they don't argue, is it?

1:02:13 > 1:02:16I mean they even argue about arguing, don't they!

1:02:16 > 1:02:18They're not arguing...

1:02:18 > 1:02:22They're just...talking. With the doors shut.

1:02:22 > 1:02:24They're splitting up.

1:02:24 > 1:02:27It ain't like that hasn't happened before either!

1:02:27 > 1:02:30I mean, it's like a revolving door on your house sometimes, innit?

1:02:31 > 1:02:33Is this meant to be you helping?

1:02:37 > 1:02:40Listen...

1:02:40 > 1:02:44when my parents split up, it was deep...

1:02:44 > 1:02:49I tried to help but you don't know what's going on in their heads.

1:02:49 > 1:02:53Their heads are totally different and your heads are different to my heads, brother, you know?

1:02:54 > 1:02:56Deep.

1:02:56 > 1:02:58You got to stop worrying, all right?

1:02:58 > 1:03:00Stop running round waiting for the rain.

1:03:00 > 1:03:03- Look after you, man - look after number one.- Like you did?

1:03:04 > 1:03:06Yeah. You know, I had to avoid the war zone...

1:03:06 > 1:03:10Yeah. Then you ended up with your drunk dad sleeping on your sofa.

1:03:28 > 1:03:30Bit thirsty?

1:03:30 > 1:03:33I'm working. What's the matter with you?

1:03:40 > 1:03:43We should do leggings next week. Everyone does leggings.

1:03:43 > 1:03:46- I don't do leggings.- No, but you don't half do skirts!

1:03:46 > 1:03:48SHE LAUGHS

1:03:48 > 1:03:51Eh? Eh? Drink?

1:03:54 > 1:03:56Oh, you've kept the boxes!

1:03:56 > 1:03:59- Yes, because that's what you do. - I know, but...

1:03:59 > 1:04:01My mother does that. My grandmother did it.

1:04:01 > 1:04:03Yeah, my mother does the same, but...

1:04:03 > 1:04:08Masood, you buy something and you just - you keep the boxes, no?

1:04:08 > 1:04:12What is this? Ugh! Sometimes with the things in!

1:04:12 > 1:04:13Rarely with the things in.

1:04:13 > 1:04:16Yes all right, sometimes, you know, the things they sit on the side -

1:04:16 > 1:04:18and the boxes go up in the cupboard.

1:04:18 > 1:04:22Everything, Masood, needs to know that it has a home.

1:04:23 > 1:04:29Here - charity shop. Out with the old.

1:04:36 > 1:04:39- Are you going to tell them or am I? - Give 'em a chance.

1:04:39 > 1:04:43That was us, wasn't it? Crazy big ideas.

1:04:44 > 1:04:49All hearts and flowers and dirty sheets and ba-ba-boom.

1:04:49 > 1:04:51- Ba-ba-boom! - Oh, give it a rest!

1:04:51 > 1:04:55Then it's five years of fighting, five years of "I can't be bothered to fight"...

1:04:55 > 1:04:57Don't put the mockers on it!

1:04:57 > 1:05:01Five years of "I've forgotten you even live here so who do you think you're fighting with?"

1:05:01 > 1:05:04Come on, Bianca hasn't even bought the hat yet, have you, darling?

1:05:06 > 1:05:10I think I'm going to tell them before they chuck money at matching towels and suitable pyjamas.

1:05:10 > 1:05:14- You see, I told you, you should try it.- I did!

1:05:14 > 1:05:18For a moment earlier, I actually thought you needed to talk.

1:05:20 > 1:05:22I saw this thing on TV.

1:05:22 > 1:05:25With a couple and they, erm... they roleplay.

1:05:25 > 1:05:26Oh...

1:05:26 > 1:05:28Not that kind of roleplay, Masood!

1:05:28 > 1:05:31Nurses uniform and the police and the...

1:05:31 > 1:05:36Anyway - it's when he pretends to be her

1:05:36 > 1:05:39- and then he explains things, and speaks like she does...- Mmmm.

1:05:39 > 1:05:42..and then she tries to be him and...

1:05:42 > 1:05:43What a ridiculous idea!

1:05:43 > 1:05:45OK, you know what? I just wanted to give it a go!

1:05:45 > 1:05:47I am!

1:05:47 > 1:05:49"What a ridiculous idea."

1:05:49 > 1:05:51That is not me!

1:05:51 > 1:05:52"That is not me!"

1:05:52 > 1:05:56OK, OK. Uh...

1:05:56 > 1:05:59Why can't you just stop laughing at me!

1:05:59 > 1:06:02I'm not laughing AT you.

1:06:02 > 1:06:06That's all you ever do! You laugh at me. You pick on me...

1:06:06 > 1:06:09OK, then why don't you just stand up for yourself?

1:06:09 > 1:06:11Oh, well, then let me finish!

1:06:11 > 1:06:13Oh. Oh, look...

1:06:13 > 1:06:15- Chuck it. - But you like it!

1:06:15 > 1:06:20No, Zee, I don't like it! You like it. I hate it!

1:06:20 > 1:06:24I've always hated it. But, you know, you'll put it up anyway.

1:06:24 > 1:06:27I can't believe you hate it. You've got no taste.

1:06:27 > 1:06:28I have never said that!

1:06:28 > 1:06:30Don't wear that! You look ridiculous! Look at your hair.

1:06:30 > 1:06:33- Look at your silly moustache. - I've never said silly moustache!

1:06:33 > 1:06:36OK - ridiculous moustache. You're not even a real man.

1:06:36 > 1:06:39- You've got so fat! - You're going so bald!

1:06:39 > 1:06:41- You're so selfish!- You're weak!

1:06:41 > 1:06:42- You're a monster!- You're a failure!

1:06:42 > 1:06:45Why can't you be young and beautiful like Ayesha?

1:06:45 > 1:06:48Don't you think if I'd wanted to marry you again I would have done it months ago?

1:07:03 > 1:07:04Charity shop.

1:07:20 > 1:07:24- Here you go, girls. This one's on the house.- Thanks, Alf.

1:07:24 > 1:07:29It wasn't kids that smashed it, was it? It was you.

1:07:29 > 1:07:33And now you're hiding because you think Zainab's going to bite your head off...

1:07:33 > 1:07:34You're wrong.

1:07:36 > 1:07:38Is it your divorce?

1:07:38 > 1:07:40I'm still celebrating!

1:07:40 > 1:07:43You've had a falling out with Phil?

1:07:43 > 1:07:46Yeah, I told him I love him and he broke my heart.

1:07:46 > 1:07:48D'you know what, this is stupid.

1:07:48 > 1:07:51If you ain't going to be honest...

1:07:51 > 1:07:54OK, I'm going to go and talk to Lucy.

1:07:54 > 1:07:55We've got no cars in.

1:07:55 > 1:07:58Can't a guy ask a friend out for lunch?

1:07:58 > 1:07:59AJ, it is the middle of the afternoon

1:07:59 > 1:08:01and you're already half wasted!

1:08:01 > 1:08:04Well then, let's not waste the other half, too.

1:08:04 > 1:08:06OK, do you know why I came?

1:08:08 > 1:08:12Because you said Zainab was cleaning...

1:08:14 > 1:08:17And...

1:08:17 > 1:08:18and I looked into your eyes...

1:08:18 > 1:08:23- Nice eyes, aren't they? - ..and I thought...

1:08:23 > 1:08:27..I thought "Here's a man that needs to talk."

1:08:33 > 1:08:35Kat? Bianca?

1:08:35 > 1:08:37Yeah, that's right, you run away.

1:08:37 > 1:08:39I'm in the mood for champagne!

1:08:42 > 1:08:45You ain't the only one that needs help, you know!

1:08:48 > 1:08:50Engaged!

1:08:50 > 1:08:52I know, mate, I know. I can't believe it.

1:08:52 > 1:08:54So as in - the two of you?

1:08:54 > 1:08:57Like, the big dresses, the happy-ever-after, the waistcoats?

1:08:57 > 1:08:59Yeah. No waistcoats, but yes.

1:08:59 > 1:09:01That is so romantic!

1:09:01 > 1:09:03Yeah, marriage.

1:09:05 > 1:09:07Well, erm, show me the ring.

1:09:07 > 1:09:13Oh, that is like so beautiful. Oh, isn't that beautiful?

1:09:13 > 1:09:17I tell you what then - why don't we have a party?

1:09:17 > 1:09:19As long as we do it properly, all right? Like, go to the Vic,

1:09:19 > 1:09:24- make a big announcement and that, yeah?- Yeah. Have a party. It gets better.

1:09:27 > 1:09:31- (You can't afford champagne, all right!)- I'll pay you next week. - Just pour it in a bucket!

1:09:31 > 1:09:34Listen, you can pay me later, but I'm not going to be here later,

1:09:34 > 1:09:37cos I'm going out with Roxy. You don't have the cash, do you?

1:09:37 > 1:09:40Couldn't you give a guy a break?

1:09:40 > 1:09:42HE SIGHS AND GROANS

1:09:45 > 1:09:47- (What am I going to do?) - Just tell 'em

1:09:47 > 1:09:50- that you can't afford it, yeah. - It's not about the drinks.

1:09:50 > 1:09:54It's about...Masood and Zainab.

1:09:54 > 1:09:57If I can't rely on them. If they're not there...

1:09:57 > 1:10:01No, no, I get it. What, they rowing again? Couples row all the time.

1:10:01 > 1:10:06- This was rowing with the sound down. - OK, even with the sound down.

1:10:06 > 1:10:08But they're going to get over it, AJ. It'll be fine.

1:10:08 > 1:10:10Oh yeah...

1:10:10 > 1:10:13Like me and Aliyah? You and Kat?

1:10:16 > 1:10:19Listen. Whatever's going on between them,

1:10:19 > 1:10:21it won't amount to nothing, all right?

1:10:21 > 1:10:24Oi, AJ, are them bubbles coming or not?

1:10:24 > 1:10:28Listen, you're his brother, yeah? Go home. Go on, go home.

1:10:31 > 1:10:35- AJ's stupid games. - It's called having fun.

1:10:35 > 1:10:37Fun.

1:10:37 > 1:10:40SHE SIGHS

1:10:42 > 1:10:46Invitation to Syed's wedding. The first one.

1:10:46 > 1:10:50- An invitation to Tamwar's wedding. - The one that never happened.

1:10:50 > 1:10:53- Oh, it happened! - Without any of us being there.

1:11:04 > 1:11:06SHE GIGGLES

1:11:08 > 1:11:10First ever picture.

1:11:10 > 1:11:11You and Kamil.

1:11:11 > 1:11:14Ah, yeah.

1:11:14 > 1:11:16HE CHUCKLES

1:11:16 > 1:11:17What...

1:11:23 > 1:11:26Ah, this was the last time your family were together.

1:11:26 > 1:11:30Oh, my...

1:11:34 > 1:11:36SHE GASPS

1:11:38 > 1:11:41That was taken in our first house.

1:11:41 > 1:11:44I loved that house. I hated that wallpaper.

1:11:44 > 1:11:47- I loved that wallpaper. - You hated it!

1:11:47 > 1:11:51I loved that wallpaper. You just never asked.

1:11:59 > 1:12:03I miss her, Masood.

1:12:03 > 1:12:05I miss her too.

1:12:05 > 1:12:09Children grow up.

1:12:09 > 1:12:12People move on.

1:12:12 > 1:12:17You know, I don't think there's any photos of all four of them together.

1:12:17 > 1:12:21I don't think all of them have ever been in the same room.

1:12:23 > 1:12:26Well, then, we'll have to change that, won't we?

1:12:30 > 1:12:33SHE SIGHS

1:12:33 > 1:12:37Oh my word, what were you thinking?

1:12:37 > 1:12:40- It's not mine. - Yeah, sure - it's not yours(!)

1:12:40 > 1:12:42No, Zainab.

1:12:42 > 1:12:44- No, no, it's not yours. Sure. - Please.

1:12:44 > 1:12:46I would have bought this? It's hideous.

1:12:46 > 1:12:50Come on, don't deny it's yours. Here, look. See what it looks like.

1:12:50 > 1:12:51SHE LAUGHS

1:12:51 > 1:12:53It's Yusef's.

1:13:06 > 1:13:09I'm sorry, I...

1:13:10 > 1:13:12I'm sorry.

1:13:15 > 1:13:18You know, he...

1:13:18 > 1:13:21That man, he...

1:13:25 > 1:13:27I know.

1:13:28 > 1:13:30And I let him.

1:13:45 > 1:13:48CHAT AND LAUGHTER

1:14:06 > 1:14:09I'll just go and powder my nose and then we'll be off.

1:14:12 > 1:14:14VOICES ARGUE

1:14:17 > 1:14:20Would you like me to make you a nice cup of cocoa?

1:14:27 > 1:14:29Come on.

1:14:32 > 1:14:34- MUSIC PLAYS - Masood?!

1:14:34 > 1:14:37Oh, you're there. Come here. Quickly, quickly, take this.

1:14:37 > 1:14:39Take this. I want to play. Please? Come on, play together.

1:14:39 > 1:14:41I'll show you fun. Here, hold.

1:14:41 > 1:14:43Ready?

1:14:45 > 1:14:48- Come on. What are you doing, Masood? Stand up and play.- Zee.

1:14:48 > 1:14:51Come on, don't be a spoilsport, OK. I'm going to beat AJ's score.

1:14:51 > 1:14:55I'll teach him. What does this body thing do?

1:14:55 > 1:14:57MUSIC STOPS

1:14:57 > 1:14:59What are you doing?

1:15:03 > 1:15:06I don't really remember my father.

1:15:06 > 1:15:10Cos when I came back from being evacuated, he'd gone.

1:15:10 > 1:15:14And my mother was married to another man.

1:15:14 > 1:15:17And I had a little half brother and half sister.

1:15:17 > 1:15:20And I hated him. Cos they used to argue!

1:15:20 > 1:15:24And he used to shout. And it frightened me.

1:15:24 > 1:15:29But they never split up. They managed to find a way through.

1:15:29 > 1:15:31That's what Fatboy said.

1:15:31 > 1:15:35Yes. Well, some people, they're like that.

1:15:35 > 1:15:37Whereas me and my Charlie -

1:15:37 > 1:15:40I mean, we never argued but he had other women.

1:15:40 > 1:15:45He used to come back, steal my money, take my odd bits of jewellery and off he'd go.

1:15:45 > 1:15:50And then finally he went and lived with my half sister.

1:15:50 > 1:15:52You know, Rose.

1:15:54 > 1:16:00I mean, your mother and father - well, it ain't for me to say,

1:16:00 > 1:16:06but maybe they will and maybe they won't.

1:16:06 > 1:16:09One can only hope.

1:16:12 > 1:16:15There ain't much you can do about it, Tamwar.

1:16:21 > 1:16:22All right.

1:16:22 > 1:16:25No clutter. No mess.

1:16:25 > 1:16:27Just a huge pile of things for the charity shop.

1:16:27 > 1:16:29Probably find a cure for cancer all on our own.

1:16:29 > 1:16:32- Zee...- So now, Masood - now we can start again.

1:16:32 > 1:16:34You know, big line. Solid line.

1:16:36 > 1:16:38So why have we divided everything up?

1:16:50 > 1:16:51KNOCK ON DOOR

1:16:54 > 1:16:56LOUDER KNOCKING

1:17:02 > 1:17:05- How could you let him... - We didn't let him! - He wasn't with me!

1:17:09 > 1:17:13Mrs Masood, now look, before you kick off, OK...

1:17:13 > 1:17:15HE MUMBLES

1:17:15 > 1:17:17Let's get him to bed.

1:17:31 > 1:17:33Big tunes!

1:17:33 > 1:17:35Brother, little man right here

1:17:35 > 1:17:38is remixing the tunes and mashing it up, man.

1:17:38 > 1:17:42- I tell you, he's smashing it! - MC Kamil in the house. - We ready to roll?

1:17:42 > 1:17:46- Yeah, let's hit the pub. - Hey, I've been on the blower, all right? Spoken to the troops,

1:17:46 > 1:17:48- and they are waiting. - We'll have to get going

1:17:48 > 1:17:51cos I've got to drop Kamil off. But, after I've dropped him off...

1:17:51 > 1:17:54And congratulations. Mr and Mrs Moon to be.

1:17:54 > 1:17:56- Thank you.- Thanks.

1:17:56 > 1:17:59You take this one and you take that one.

1:17:59 > 1:18:00Thank you very much.

1:18:00 > 1:18:04- KAMIL COUGHS Oh, that's not nice.- Oh, dear.

1:18:04 > 1:18:06You all right?

1:18:06 > 1:18:07I'm good. I'm good.

1:18:07 > 1:18:10You know me. Always waiting for rain.

1:18:20 > 1:18:22Dead to the world.

1:18:25 > 1:18:27We should eat.

1:18:33 > 1:18:35I, erm...

1:18:37 > 1:18:39I grew a beard last year.

1:18:41 > 1:18:44You didn't even notice.

1:18:46 > 1:18:50Er...I thought it was stubble.

1:18:50 > 1:18:53No. No, you didn't. You didn't even see it.

1:18:57 > 1:18:59Um...

1:18:59 > 1:19:02I will look at you more.

1:19:02 > 1:19:05I'll pay more attention, I'll notice you.

1:19:08 > 1:19:11We had dinner two days ago and you put salt on my plate.

1:19:11 > 1:19:13It needed salt.

1:19:13 > 1:19:14No, it didn't.

1:19:14 > 1:19:19- Masood, I cooked it. - And I was eating it.

1:19:20 > 1:19:22We are not the same.

1:19:22 > 1:19:25I just wanted you to enjoy it.

1:19:28 > 1:19:31You wanted me to like it like you like it.

1:19:33 > 1:19:37I don't even get to decide how much salt I like any more.

1:19:45 > 1:19:48I let a young woman fall for me.

1:19:50 > 1:19:52You didn't ask her.

1:19:54 > 1:19:57It's not...

1:19:57 > 1:19:59You didn't do anything.

1:19:59 > 1:20:02She told me how she felt - and I didn't tell you.

1:20:03 > 1:20:05I let her keep on living in this house.

1:20:09 > 1:20:11We're meant to be getting married

1:20:11 > 1:20:14and I keep something like that quiet?

1:20:14 > 1:20:18It's OK. I forgive you.

1:20:18 > 1:20:21I told you that I forgive you...

1:20:23 > 1:20:27You - you asked me to marry you again.

1:20:27 > 1:20:29In the Vic, in front of everyone.

1:20:29 > 1:20:32Yeah, and that was only in front of everyone

1:20:32 > 1:20:35- because you thought I was having an affair. - What? So you didn't mean to ask me?

1:20:35 > 1:20:38Of course I meant to. I bought the ring, didn't I?

1:20:38 > 1:20:43And when you said that you loved me like before - you meant that, yes?

1:20:43 > 1:20:48I meant I wanted to marry you. To be married to you.

1:20:50 > 1:20:55For everything to be like it was before. Ages ago.

1:20:56 > 1:20:58Before Yusef.

1:20:58 > 1:21:00Before I met Jane.

1:21:00 > 1:21:04Back before we lost the first business. Back before we even came here.

1:21:10 > 1:21:13I thought...

1:21:15 > 1:21:17I thought if I marry you...

1:21:17 > 1:21:19everything would be OK again.

1:21:21 > 1:21:23And it still can be.

1:21:38 > 1:21:40Time can't go backwards.

1:21:43 > 1:21:45You know that...

1:21:47 > 1:21:50In your heart.

1:21:52 > 1:21:56We... We can make it work.

1:21:58 > 1:22:00We can move somewhere else.

1:22:02 > 1:22:04We can go forwards.

1:22:06 > 1:22:09Today we laughed.

1:22:11 > 1:22:14When was the last time we did that?

1:22:14 > 1:22:17That's a good sign, yeah?

1:22:17 > 1:22:23We used to laugh all the time. Every day.

1:22:26 > 1:22:31Every day when I was with you... was a beautiful day.

1:22:33 > 1:22:35It was the best day.

1:22:35 > 1:22:39Yeah. And it can be again.

1:22:44 > 1:22:48You used to look at me like I was the only man in the world.

1:22:50 > 1:22:53You hardly look at me any more.

1:22:53 > 1:22:57Things change, Masood. It does not mean that I don't love you.

1:22:57 > 1:23:02But you don't, do you? Zainab, honestly?

1:23:02 > 1:23:04Truthfully?

1:23:06 > 1:23:08Look deep in your heart.

1:23:08 > 1:23:12Truthfully - what's there?

1:23:17 > 1:23:19See, you can't even say it any more.

1:23:19 > 1:23:21- I say it all the time.- Zee...

1:23:21 > 1:23:27You and me, Masood - we... we can get through anything.

1:23:27 > 1:23:30You know, we are invincible. You and me.

1:23:30 > 1:23:32We are - we are carved out of stone.

1:23:32 > 1:23:35And we chip away at it and chip away at it.

1:23:37 > 1:23:39Not just you - we do.

1:23:39 > 1:23:44Year after year, we chip away a little more.

1:23:44 > 1:23:47And then one day, you look, and -

1:23:47 > 1:23:50there's nothing left to chip away at.

1:23:50 > 1:23:53I mean, look at us, Zee.

1:23:53 > 1:23:56We don't even have the passion left to end with an explosion.

1:24:02 > 1:24:05There's not going to be a wedding, Zee.

1:24:13 > 1:24:15ZAINAB SOBS

1:24:15 > 1:24:17I don't want to be on my own.

1:24:30 > 1:24:31Hey...

1:24:35 > 1:24:39..we are both going to be all right. Hm?

1:24:45 > 1:24:49Masood, I do... You know, I do have...

1:24:49 > 1:24:50I have the passion.

1:24:50 > 1:24:52It's just I'm so tired most of the time

1:24:52 > 1:24:55and it's the last thing on my list, because...

1:24:56 > 1:24:58But I do love you...

1:25:23 > 1:25:25- How much is it then, Tracey? - £3.20.

1:25:28 > 1:25:31I didn't think he was going to get me a ring...

1:25:36 > 1:25:38To the happy couple.

1:25:38 > 1:25:41The happy couple.

1:25:43 > 1:25:44Zee, don't.

1:25:46 > 1:25:47Masood.

1:25:47 > 1:25:49KNOCKING ON DOOR

1:25:49 > 1:25:51- Zee, stop.- Masood...- Zee, stop!

1:25:58 > 1:26:01Wagwan, brother. So what, you coming out?

1:26:01 > 1:26:04Oh. Er...

1:26:04 > 1:26:05yeah.

1:26:05 > 1:26:08I can't, cos I'm washing my hair.

1:26:08 > 1:26:09SHE SOBS

1:26:13 > 1:26:15Listen, we can have a couple of laughs, you know.

1:26:15 > 1:26:17A few drinks and that, a packet of crisps maybe...

1:26:17 > 1:26:19Kamil might wake up.

1:26:19 > 1:26:21Zainab...

1:26:25 > 1:26:27You know what, brother, I'm having a night off, tonight...

1:26:27 > 1:26:29Why don't you have a night off, too?

1:26:30 > 1:26:32I'll get my coat.

1:26:35 > 1:26:39- The mortgage - is it mine or is it yours?- Zainab...

1:26:39 > 1:26:41I'm just curious. Is the mortgage mine or yours?

1:26:41 > 1:26:42Don't do this. Kamil...

1:26:42 > 1:26:46The outstanding council tax? The rug in the living room? The children?

1:26:46 > 1:26:50Mine? Yours? Ours? I don't know, why don't we just bag up the youngest one

1:26:50 > 1:26:51and give it to charity?

1:26:51 > 1:26:53- Don't be so stupid!- Yes! Aren't I?

1:26:53 > 1:26:56You are the child. Stop acting like a spoilt child!

1:26:56 > 1:26:58This is all tied up together, Masood, all right!

1:26:58 > 1:27:02We are all tied together, you ridiculous middle-aged fool...

1:27:02 > 1:27:06And "spoilt"? How dare you! You think I enjoy being exhausted all the time?

1:27:06 > 1:27:10Juggling everything. Stuck behind a counter. Do I, Masood? Do I?

1:27:10 > 1:27:12Do you even have any idea what it is that I want?

1:27:12 > 1:27:15Because when was the last time that you asked me?

1:27:15 > 1:27:18Oh no, I just get the instructions! That's all.

1:27:18 > 1:27:22Oh, I am so sorry. You know, getting off your backside, aiming for higher.

1:27:22 > 1:27:24That is such a crime, isn't it?

1:27:24 > 1:27:27What kind of life do you think that you would have had without me, huh?

1:27:27 > 1:27:30What kind of a life? Wallying about posting your stupid letters...

1:27:30 > 1:27:33One without pointless "water features", that's for a start...

1:27:33 > 1:27:36You sit there and you play games on your mobile phone. Oh, Masood,

1:27:36 > 1:27:41you need me! You think everything just gets magically done in this house, does it?

1:27:41 > 1:27:44Are you saying I do nothing? Is that what you're saying? I DO NOTHING?

1:27:44 > 1:27:48Everything that we have lost, everything that we have given up

1:27:48 > 1:27:50is for this, yeah? For this?

1:27:51 > 1:27:55Our own families, as good as estranged. Living miles away...

1:27:55 > 1:27:56We have done it for this.

1:27:56 > 1:27:59- I HAVE TRIED, ZAINAB! - It's not about you!

1:27:59 > 1:28:04Or me... We both do this for us.

1:28:04 > 1:28:06For all of us.

1:28:06 > 1:28:10So, why are you ripping the heart out of this? For what?

1:28:10 > 1:28:13You don't even say you love me, Zainab.

1:28:13 > 1:28:14I don't say I love you.

1:28:14 > 1:28:16You don't even really like who I am.

1:28:16 > 1:28:21Thirty years! How ever do you untangle thirty years?

1:28:27 > 1:28:29METAL CRASHES

1:28:34 > 1:28:39It is not my fault you don't fancy me any more!

1:28:48 > 1:28:50I told you, I don't trust him.

1:28:50 > 1:28:54- You ain't the one marrying him.- Why would you? It's not going to get her up the housing list.

1:28:54 > 1:28:57And who says romance is dead? Hope, Bianca...

1:28:57 > 1:29:01Hope and naivety and the fact that she's head over heels in love

1:29:01 > 1:29:02with him...

1:29:02 > 1:29:04Look, the choices she makes now might not be what she wants

1:29:04 > 1:29:07when she's 40, but at least she's going for it.

1:29:07 > 1:29:10Maybe she's the one who can actually hold on to it...

1:29:10 > 1:29:12Wouldn't that be great?

1:29:12 > 1:29:15Doesn't that deserve a little drink over the Vic?

1:29:22 > 1:29:26All right. Next one. "Have you ever"...

1:29:26 > 1:29:27What?

1:29:27 > 1:29:28What?

1:29:30 > 1:29:32Have you ever said I love you and not meant it?

1:29:32 > 1:29:33Yes, I have.

1:29:36 > 1:29:38What are you talking about?

1:29:38 > 1:29:42Does she ever have a night out where she doesn't get drunk?

1:29:49 > 1:29:52Hey, Mrs B, Mrs B, put your purse away, all right?

1:29:52 > 1:29:53This one's on me, yeah?

1:29:53 > 1:29:57Hey, Trace, could I get four soda waters and lime...

1:29:59 > 1:30:01And a bag of ready salted.

1:30:01 > 1:30:05And four bags of ready salted.

1:30:05 > 1:30:08- My shout.- No, thank you very much. No, I couldn't.

1:30:08 > 1:30:11You see, it's just that we are rather

1:30:11 > 1:30:13lacking in the financial department.

1:30:13 > 1:30:15I'm sure you can. It's an engagement party.

1:30:15 > 1:30:19Come on, Mrs B, you're very rude, looking at a gift horse and saying neigh!

1:30:21 > 1:30:24You haven't wanted me in years, really, have you, Masood?

1:30:26 > 1:30:28Going through the motions...

1:30:30 > 1:30:34Falling asleep on the sofa with biscuit crumbs down your front

1:30:34 > 1:30:36and the television on.

1:30:36 > 1:30:40Anything to avoid coming upstairs.

1:30:44 > 1:30:46What happened to us?

1:30:50 > 1:30:51That's not true.

1:30:58 > 1:31:02You think I don't understand the appeal of a young girl?

1:31:04 > 1:31:07Naked admiration...

1:31:08 > 1:31:11And yet I'm the one saying sorry.

1:31:22 > 1:31:24If you think all this...

1:31:28 > 1:31:30..then why are you fighting so hard?

1:31:35 > 1:31:36Can't we face it together?

1:31:39 > 1:31:40Zainab, please.

1:31:42 > 1:31:44Because I'm still the same.

1:31:46 > 1:31:50Masood, I am still the same girl inside.

1:31:54 > 1:31:57Ssh...

1:32:17 > 1:32:20Please, please, please can you play this?

1:32:25 > 1:32:28She'll come round. She just needs to think about it.

1:32:28 > 1:32:32A little something for later. From all of us.

1:32:34 > 1:32:35Congratulations.

1:32:37 > 1:32:41Congratulations, darling.

1:32:41 > 1:32:45- I'm going to get myself a drink. Are you all right?- Yeah, cheers.

1:32:45 > 1:32:46She'll come.

1:32:46 > 1:32:48Yeah, you said.

1:32:51 > 1:32:53Mrs B, no you never did. Mrs B!

1:32:54 > 1:32:56I weren't born old, Arthur.

1:32:56 > 1:32:58No, but Dot, you only have to have a drink

1:32:58 > 1:33:01if you can answer "yes" to the "have you ever done" question,

1:33:01 > 1:33:04not "no" to the "have you ever done" question.

1:33:04 > 1:33:05Yes, but I have "ever done".

1:33:08 > 1:33:12When I was your age, Poppy, I was quite the gymnast.

1:33:15 > 1:33:18Even if this gaseous stuff does play havoc with my digestion.

1:33:18 > 1:33:21Who's for another round?

1:33:21 > 1:33:22Could I get a pint, please?

1:33:22 > 1:33:24A pint? No, you won't.

1:33:24 > 1:33:28You'll have a soda and lime like everyone else. It's refreshing.

1:33:28 > 1:33:31And you only get married once, you know, Tyler.

1:33:34 > 1:33:37Well, well, I mean... or twice or three times or four times,

1:33:37 > 1:33:40- you know what I mean? - Why do you always say that?- What?

1:33:40 > 1:33:43I'm not being funny, but every time there's anything like wedding,

1:33:43 > 1:33:45he always says that.

1:33:45 > 1:33:50Does he? Why do you always say that, Fatboy?

1:33:50 > 1:33:52You can't get involved.

1:33:52 > 1:33:53I am involved.

1:33:53 > 1:33:56It doesn't make a difference if you do get involved, cos they're

1:33:56 > 1:34:00still going to do what they were going to do anyway.

1:34:00 > 1:34:01Stay, leave, die...

1:34:03 > 1:34:06Get in debt, grow a beard and end up on the streets...

1:34:08 > 1:34:10Yeah.

1:34:10 > 1:34:14She's got the odd whisker but I don't think Mum could stretch to a full beard.

1:34:17 > 1:34:22This is real life, isn't it, Masood? This is marriage.

1:34:24 > 1:34:29Happy? That's just flashes now...

1:34:30 > 1:34:34You know, Kamil learning to use his fork properly.

1:34:34 > 1:34:36An evening without that idiot brother of yours

1:34:36 > 1:34:39giving a running commentary over the television.

1:34:39 > 1:34:41The highlight of your day is Kamil using his fork?

1:34:43 > 1:34:44Yes.

1:34:44 > 1:34:46Yes, yes it is...

1:34:51 > 1:34:54You know, Masood, you fall in love...

1:34:54 > 1:35:00You can't eat, you can't see anything but each other...

1:35:00 > 1:35:05How can that last? The world would be full of blind anorexics!

1:35:05 > 1:35:08SHE LAUGHS

1:35:08 > 1:35:09HE CHUCKLES

1:35:15 > 1:35:19Do you think our parents were happy their entire lives?

1:35:22 > 1:35:25Do you think everyone in London, in Walford...

1:35:25 > 1:35:30You think it's full of ecstatically married middle-aged couples?

1:35:37 > 1:35:38I want to be happy...

1:35:42 > 1:35:47I want you to have everything you deserve. Everything I can't...

1:35:50 > 1:35:52I just don't cut it, do I?

1:35:57 > 1:35:59What? We're going to stop being responsible?

1:35:59 > 1:36:03We're going to stop loving Kamil just because we're not in same house?

1:36:03 > 1:36:07Zainab, what do you...?

1:36:07 > 1:36:08You'd think that of me?

1:36:14 > 1:36:17We CAN find a different way.

1:36:17 > 1:36:20- You know, last October, you know when...- You told me to go.

1:36:20 > 1:36:22- Just listen for a minute. - No, Masood, you told me...

1:36:22 > 1:36:25Just listen, for once, Zainab. Please just...

1:36:32 > 1:36:34I didn't just "get by"...

1:36:37 > 1:36:42I did more than survive...

1:36:42 > 1:36:44I'd forgotten...

1:36:44 > 1:36:49When you went away, I was who I am...

1:36:49 > 1:36:52- Who- I- am.

1:36:56 > 1:36:58And I'm all right.

1:36:58 > 1:37:02I think I'm an all right bloke.

1:37:07 > 1:37:09We can find a better way.

1:37:10 > 1:37:11Zainab, the world...

1:37:13 > 1:37:17Walford...is full of people doing something better than this.

1:37:17 > 1:37:22I know... I know you are an all right bloke. I know...

1:37:32 > 1:37:34No more "to do" lists, Zainab.

1:37:36 > 1:37:37- OK.- Hm?

1:37:40 > 1:37:42We don't have to do any of this.

1:37:46 > 1:37:53No more disappointments, peering over my shoulder,

1:37:53 > 1:37:55finding me inadequate.

1:37:57 > 1:37:59Years...

1:37:59 > 1:38:01Years...

1:38:01 > 1:38:03D'you know what that does to someone...

1:38:03 > 1:38:07I can stop. I will stop. I can... No more lists.

1:38:07 > 1:38:10- No, you can't.- I won't... - You can't, Zainab.

1:38:10 > 1:38:12You are who you are.

1:38:14 > 1:38:15You'll still do your lists.

1:38:15 > 1:38:18- You will...- I won't. - Just in your head.

1:38:18 > 1:38:20And...

1:38:20 > 1:38:23..the only difference is I'll have to guess.

1:38:23 > 1:38:27Because I am who I am, And I'll keep trying.

1:38:27 > 1:38:28Just...

1:38:28 > 1:38:29I...

1:38:33 > 1:38:34I can't...

1:38:40 > 1:38:43- I don't...- No, Masood!

1:38:43 > 1:38:45- I don't...- Just listen.

1:38:45 > 1:38:46No more.

1:38:49 > 1:38:51No more.

1:38:58 > 1:39:00I will not do this any more...

1:39:08 > 1:39:10I don't want this any more.

1:39:25 > 1:39:27SHE SIGHS

1:39:33 > 1:39:34OK.

1:39:44 > 1:39:49Oh, right, this is the start of the whole of the rest of their lives together.

1:39:49 > 1:39:53- For ever.- And ever. And ever!

1:39:53 > 1:39:56No offence, but I'd rather travel and have a career.

1:39:56 > 1:39:58Thank God for that!

1:39:58 > 1:40:00Well, yeah. Me too, cheers.

1:40:00 > 1:40:03No, no, no, no... It's not like that, Whit, it's not like that.

1:40:03 > 1:40:08You know, it's really romantic. You know what I mean, brother, cos I'm kind of welling up in here.

1:40:08 > 1:40:12You know, cos I'm just waiting for the day that this girl says it to me, you know.

1:40:15 > 1:40:19Ah, bless! The triumph of hope over experience.

1:40:19 > 1:40:23That's exactly what I said to Bianca. You've got to let the kids make their own mistakes.

1:40:23 > 1:40:27You're quite an expert in that, ain't you, Carol?

1:40:27 > 1:40:29Well, I'm the pot, and you're the kettle, Dot.

1:40:29 > 1:40:33- Anyway, how's it at yours? - My lodger keeps telling me

1:40:33 > 1:40:38there's the family you're born into, and the one you fall into.

1:40:38 > 1:40:41Poppy. Hot water'll be off in ten minutes.

1:40:42 > 1:40:44Right, I need to wash my wotsits.

1:40:44 > 1:40:47Ooh, baby! I'll wash your wotsits for you.

1:40:47 > 1:40:49Dinner plates, saucepans, my teapot.

1:40:49 > 1:40:52Yeah, the thing is, I wouldn't like to break your teapot.

1:40:52 > 1:40:55- See you later.- OK, great.

1:40:55 > 1:40:59Congratulations. I hope you two are very happy together.

1:40:59 > 1:41:00Oh, thank you.

1:41:01 > 1:41:02- Right, see you later.- Bye.

1:41:11 > 1:41:14Will you stop it, smiling like that! You're just freaking me out.

1:41:14 > 1:41:17Mrs Butcher! Can I get you a drink?

1:41:17 > 1:41:21A double vodka and orange please, Tyler. And don't call me Mrs Butcher, all right?

1:41:21 > 1:41:25It was fun while it lasted, but I'm as good as divorced. Come here.

1:41:26 > 1:41:28This can wait until tomorrow, can't it?

1:41:28 > 1:41:31Tomorrow! Everything is always tomorrow with you, Masood.

1:41:31 > 1:41:33That I will not miss.

1:41:33 > 1:41:37Yes, I'm still here. Yes, it's one adult and...

1:41:41 > 1:41:44And one child...

1:41:45 > 1:41:46You have?

1:41:50 > 1:41:53Yes?

1:41:53 > 1:41:56- Zee, Kamil, he's... - Bear with me, please. One minute.

1:41:56 > 1:42:01It's 4616 8045 2001.

1:42:03 > 1:42:05The name on the card?

1:42:05 > 1:42:07Yeah, it's Zainab Masood.

1:42:07 > 1:42:10No, sorry, it's Zainab Khan.

1:42:10 > 1:42:13Expiry is 02/16.

1:42:14 > 1:42:17Kamil... Zainab, Kamil's sleeping.

1:42:17 > 1:42:20We'll just tell him that he's going on an adventure, OK?

1:42:20 > 1:42:24Like we did when Tamwar had his molar out... I'm sorry?

1:42:24 > 1:42:28Security code is 421. 421.

1:42:29 > 1:42:31Is that everything? OK, thank you.

1:42:39 > 1:42:40It's so far, Zee.

1:42:40 > 1:42:45Yes, Masood. Yes it is, OK. Please don't make a drama.

1:42:46 > 1:42:50Please, OK? It's just another holiday to go and see Grandma...

1:42:50 > 1:42:52That's what we'll tell him.

1:42:52 > 1:42:55Unless of course you have an objection to doing that?

1:43:01 > 1:43:03What about friends?

1:43:03 > 1:43:04Friends?

1:43:05 > 1:43:08You were my best friend.

1:43:18 > 1:43:20Anyway... I don't have any real friends here...

1:43:22 > 1:43:26This has been your place, delivering your little letters.

1:43:27 > 1:43:32Always has been. Me? Me, I'm too outspoken, a square peg.

1:43:33 > 1:43:36That also I will not miss, I can tell you...

1:43:37 > 1:43:42Friends! And I'll tell you what, you can tell that Denise...

1:43:42 > 1:43:46You can tell Denise...

1:43:46 > 1:43:50..that I will send her a postcard.

1:43:54 > 1:43:56- Zee, all I...- No, Masood.

1:43:56 > 1:44:01Please, if this is it, then it doesn't matter where I go, does it?

1:44:01 > 1:44:03So please, please, I'm begging you.

1:44:03 > 1:44:06Can we please just get it over with now. Please?

1:44:06 > 1:44:12Unless of course you want to object to that?

1:44:12 > 1:44:13Do you?

1:44:20 > 1:44:25Now there's only one person left that I've got to say goodbye to.

1:44:32 > 1:44:36Sorry, I was just heading off. Everything all right?

1:44:55 > 1:44:56It's fine.

1:44:57 > 1:44:59Oh, it's none of my business.

1:45:05 > 1:45:06It's a lump.

1:45:07 > 1:45:09Um...

1:45:09 > 1:45:13I found a lump and before I would have...

1:45:17 > 1:45:18Um...

1:45:19 > 1:45:23Anyway, Denise came with me to the doctor's.

1:45:23 > 1:45:25And I'm just waiting for the results now.

1:45:31 > 1:45:32I'm sure it'll be fine.

1:45:35 > 1:45:38Yeah, I know... It will be fine. PHONE RINGS

1:45:45 > 1:45:46You should get that.

1:45:56 > 1:45:58I know you were sleeping.

1:45:58 > 1:46:00But Daddy's got...

1:46:05 > 1:46:09It's going to be a very big adventure, yeah?

1:46:09 > 1:46:10Yes.

1:46:11 > 1:46:13Thank you. Can I have a hug?

1:46:29 > 1:46:32OK. Are you ready?

1:46:32 > 1:46:33Yeah?

1:46:35 > 1:46:36Come on, then.

1:46:40 > 1:46:41Let's go.

1:46:41 > 1:46:43There's a step.

1:46:43 > 1:46:48Yeah.

1:46:48 > 1:46:50Proper silver service waiters.

1:46:50 > 1:46:51I'm going to have to up my hours!

1:46:51 > 1:46:54Do they do waiters at the community centre?

1:46:54 > 1:46:57- Take no notice. Listen, Jay, I'm having a proper hotel, thank you.- That's my girl.

1:46:57 > 1:47:00If you're going to marry her, you're going to do it right!

1:47:00 > 1:47:03That's what marriage is made of, Tyler - shared memories.

1:47:03 > 1:47:06Yep, yep, that and some sexy underwear, brother!

1:47:09 > 1:47:11How can we afford another holiday?

1:47:12 > 1:47:16Your grandmother.

1:47:17 > 1:47:19A loan. With interest.

1:47:21 > 1:47:23She's getting old.

1:47:23 > 1:47:30You know, and she would love if you would go and visit.

1:47:32 > 1:47:36There's always webcams, emails, texts.

1:47:36 > 1:47:42Or just old-fashioned lifting up the telephone and talking - you know, that still exists, Tamwar.

1:47:42 > 1:47:45You see, the world is such a small place now.

1:47:48 > 1:47:50And how long is this "holiday"?

1:47:55 > 1:47:57You won't even notice I'm gone.

1:47:57 > 1:47:58No.

1:48:00 > 1:48:02No. Come on.

1:48:05 > 1:48:06Come on.

1:48:10 > 1:48:12You guys always find a way.

1:48:17 > 1:48:19You've only just come back.

1:48:19 > 1:48:23Yeah, I know, which is what makes me realise that, you know, you can manage.

1:48:23 > 1:48:26It'll be like I'm still here, only with less shouting.

1:48:26 > 1:48:27No.

1:48:27 > 1:48:30Tamwar, listen to me.

1:48:33 > 1:48:34I love you.

1:48:37 > 1:48:39I... I love you.

1:48:40 > 1:48:41Don't go.

1:48:43 > 1:48:45- Dad...- No Tamwar, please. No...

1:48:45 > 1:48:48You know, I've been such a rubbish mother

1:48:48 > 1:48:52and I've said such horrible words to you.

1:48:52 > 1:48:56But, you know what, these words are the important ones...

1:48:56 > 1:48:58Are you listening?

1:48:59 > 1:49:04You're a kind, a wonderful and a brilliant son...

1:49:04 > 1:49:07And I am so, so very proud of you.

1:49:14 > 1:49:16When will you come back?

1:49:23 > 1:49:25What?

1:49:25 > 1:49:27He can cope. He's not a child any more.

1:49:30 > 1:49:31He's a man.

1:49:37 > 1:49:39CAR HORN BEEPS

1:49:44 > 1:49:45Yeah? Come on.

1:50:08 > 1:50:12Oi, put her down, you. Too much kissing gives you cold sores.

1:50:14 > 1:50:18Oi, don't push it. On your bike. Go on.

1:50:18 > 1:50:20Whitney, Whitney - congratulations.

1:50:22 > 1:50:25Tyler, Mr Man-o-Man, take it easy.

1:50:25 > 1:50:28Oh Whit, you are going to be a beautiful bride.

1:50:28 > 1:50:29Like Katy Perry, or Katie Price.

1:50:29 > 1:50:32- Kate Middleton.- Kate Middleton!

1:50:32 > 1:50:36- See you later.- Take it easy, ladies. Bye bye.

1:50:36 > 1:50:40I know. And you know what, you'll get to see your big sister Shabnam.

1:50:40 > 1:50:45And all your cousins. And then there'll be...

1:50:45 > 1:50:47- The aeroplane...- The aeroplane.

1:50:47 > 1:50:49You call me when you get off the aeroplane and tell me

1:50:49 > 1:50:52what kind of plane it was this time, OK?

1:51:03 > 1:51:04I'm sorry.

1:51:06 > 1:51:11I talk a lot. You did well to last 30 years.

1:51:16 > 1:51:20Even I don't say everything, though.

1:51:24 > 1:51:26As if it could have been any other way.

1:51:30 > 1:51:32Of course I love you.

1:51:34 > 1:51:36I have always loved you.

1:51:50 > 1:51:54Stubble. What is wrong with using a razor?

1:51:59 > 1:52:01I liked you better the way you were.

1:52:13 > 1:52:15I love you, Tamwar.

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