0:00:29 > 0:00:31HE COUGHS
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Not you, him.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41A little birdie tells me you're taking my daughter out again this afternoon.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Who told you that?
0:00:42 > 0:00:46- Oh, why? Is it supposed to be a secret?- No...
0:00:46 > 0:00:51- Oh lovely! There you are, eh? - Have a look, it's Usain Bolt.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54What happened right? I texted, yeah? I said we'll meet outside the Vic
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- for a bit of exercise. What happened? - He was the only one who turned up!
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- If you don't mind, I'm talking to the lads. - You can barely talk at all!
0:01:01 > 0:01:04- You're either in the team... - If you can call it a team.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- ...or you're not.- Not.- What?
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Alfie. Three games, three defeats....- Yeah, hold on.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12- If Andrew can make the effort, you guys can.- He needs the exercise.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- What's he saying?- Woah, stop!- This is a nice way to build team spirit!
0:01:16 > 0:01:20- Listen, all right we'll talk about it later.- I don't think so.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24No? All right then, let's talk about it now then, yeah?
0:01:24 > 0:01:27No, I don't think so. Because me and Anthony
0:01:27 > 0:01:30were in the middle of a conversation. So you can jog on. Literally.
0:01:34 > 0:01:39All right. Later. We'll definitely talk later. Come on, let's go.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43HE LAUGHS
0:01:43 > 0:01:44You were saying?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Was I?- About Alice?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Oh, yeah. What about her?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- How we don't want a repeat of what happened the last time?- Probably not.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Certainly not!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57See you later.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04HE MIMICS GUNSHOT
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- I'm all right. I've got it. - You all right?- Yeah, I've got it.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16I'm good. I'm good. OK, OK, that's good.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Call that a day now. That's lovely. We're done here.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21I thought we was going to pump some iron down the gym?
0:02:23 > 0:02:24I tell you what, let's just
0:02:24 > 0:02:27save that for another day. You don't want to overdo it, do you?
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- So listen, don't forget, do your stretching exercises, yeah? - All right.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35- Catch you later. Good lad. Catch you later.- Alfie.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39- What?- Tell me, how can you use the words "fun" and "family"
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- in the same sentence?- I know! So anyway, how's the sponsorship going?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- I'm not worried about that. - Shirley, come on,
0:02:47 > 0:02:52- you've got to feel the fear and just go for it. How's Ben taken it? - Taken what?
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- You know, Ian being back? - What, from Devon?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58What? You don't know?
0:03:10 > 0:03:11It's pretty boring, innit?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18What about you, Ian?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Maybe you should get that seen to, Ian?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27How about we fix you up with a doctor?
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Ian?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38I'll be back in a sec, all right?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Who you ringing?
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- I'm going to call the doctor. - What? No, hang on!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Babe, he needs help, don't he? - And have him end up on a mental ward?
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Plus he stinks.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56He's had a shower.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- No, he hasn't, he stinks.- Tan, we're out of our depth, aren't we?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02What, you're not worried about him? Cos I am.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Plus me and Oscar want our front room back, don't we?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Course I'm worried. I've suggested to Lauren that she speak to Lucy.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Lucy? We know what Lucy thinks.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14She's had a night to sleep on it, hasn't she? He's her dad after all.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15I'd really rather not, Mum.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Please, she'll listen to you.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21- Sleeping rough?- All that stuff
0:04:21 > 0:04:25about going to see Peter was a pack of lies. Lucy knew it all along.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29He looks like a right dosser, apparently.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30So, where's he now?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Max and Tanya's. Alfie said Lucy wouldn't let him in the door.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Well?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Well, what?- He's your brother, Ben. When are you going to see him?
0:04:41 > 0:04:42I will. I will in a bit.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- What, you want me to come with you? - No...
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Give me five minutes, all right?
0:04:47 > 0:04:51All right! Don't leave it too long!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56You seen them sponsorship forms?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Dad.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Three guesses what you're here for.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Did your dad send you?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Better come in, then.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31You can't go. I forbid you.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Work to do, sweetheart, sorry.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Oh. But how many mornings do we get alone together?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- A woman's got needs, you know. - And a man has limitations.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- What you doing at this time in the morning?- Wholesaler's.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Just save it up for me, yeah? Laters.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Oh! Really?
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Oh, Ray!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Hm!
0:05:52 > 0:05:53SHE SIGHS
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Uh!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Me and Bobby are doing just fine.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12We really don't need this.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Where is Bobby?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16At a sleepover.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Thought it would be best to keep him away.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20And he doesn't want to see his dad?
0:06:20 > 0:06:24I didn't ask anyone to take Dad in, did I?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27So you'd rather see him back on the streets, would you?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30You've had him for one night and you're already sick of him.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31I've had him for a whole lifetime.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Lucy, but you don't mean that.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Morning.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39You all right?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Lauren is trying to persuade me to take Dad back.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43And what have you said?
0:06:43 > 0:06:44I've told her I don't want to.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46So what else is there to discuss?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Hiya.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57What you doing back? I thought you'd be at least another hour.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Can you believe it, I went running this morning, the only one that turned up was Andrew.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Kat, I don't know why I bother half the time, sweetheart.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- You know what your problem is, don't you?- What?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- You care too much.- Hm.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10- Hello?- Oh!- Up here.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Here he is.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Eh?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- Hey.- Oh, well done, there you are!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Sorry?- Oh, don't give it all the innocent "I'm sorry" bit.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Raymond, I texted everybody about running this morning. What happened?
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Look, sorry, mate, phone must have been switched off, mate.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Nightmare. Anyway, how did you get in?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- I got him a key cut.- What for?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Seemed daft not to, what with him coming and going all the time.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- Bit early, aren't you? - I needed to get prep out of the way. I got stuff to do later.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39That makes sense. You're all right for running tomorrow though, yeah? Training? Come on.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- Actually, Alfie, mate...- Oh! Don't.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Ray, I feel a bit let down here, buddy.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48I mean, you're the only decent player we've got.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53How have I got myself into this mess again?
0:07:53 > 0:07:54It's not like she's bad-looking.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Ty, she could look like flamin' Tulisa for all I care,
0:07:57 > 0:08:00but the fact is she's got Derek Branning as a father.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02I just know how it's going to go.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03I take her out, you know.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Try and make a clean getaway.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08She gives me the old puppy dog eyes and I've got to kiss her, ain't I?
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Next thing you know, I'm at the altar with Derek with a shotgun at my back.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- Listen, you're going about this all the wrong way.- Oh, yeah?
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- Yes, you're assuming she's going to like you.- What?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Well, look, I know it's a big ask, Romeo,
0:08:19 > 0:08:22but you gotta bring out the inner minger.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Here, I've been looking for you all over!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Oi, that's Zainab's.
0:08:26 > 0:08:31Listen, I've got to talk to you. I've got some amazing news. Come on.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Joey stayed over?
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Hm. He's virtually living there.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Oh right, well, yeah, that explains a few things.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40That is... No. That is not on at all.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Oh, Mum, please don't.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45There's a cup of coffee I made for Ian there.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Take it through to him, will you?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Do I have to?
0:08:48 > 0:08:52And when you've done that, will you peg the washing out the back?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58TV PLAYS
0:09:02 > 0:09:06My mum's just gone out, so she's made you a cup of coffee.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12I'll just leave it here, then, shall I?
0:09:27 > 0:09:28So Ray's looking for a new flat?
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Yeah.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31So what?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34For us! He wants me to move in with him!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38And why hasn't he mentioned it?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Cos it's a surprise, innit!
0:09:40 > 0:09:41You see - don't you get it?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43All the sneaking around, the phone calls.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45I mean, how romantic is that?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Not very.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49So why else would he be doing it?
0:09:49 > 0:09:50All right, OK?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Let's assume that you're right
0:09:53 > 0:09:57and Ray is looking for this bigger place for the three of you.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01- Yep.- Who's going to look after the B&B? Mm?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Like things weren't bad enough in there this morning? - We'll work out a rota.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08No. No, Kim. That was not the agreement.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Why is it so hard for you to be happy for me, huh?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12What is so hard about that?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15I'm going to have to get a new cake for Zainab now.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Listen, this is something that I really want.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Please don't spoil it for me.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Just don't say anything, Kim.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25If the man wants to surprise you, just let him.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Right. Love ya.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Oh, Lucy, it's not a question of what you want,
0:10:31 > 0:10:33it's a question of duty.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Oh, please.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37I wasn't talking to you.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40If we're talking about duty, where's he been for the last two months?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43And where was his duty to Bobby? Or to me?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Yeah, all right I get that. I do.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48I understand, but the man's had a breakdown, Lucy.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50And I know you're hurting right now,
0:10:50 > 0:10:53but you need to try and see past that.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55I think Lucy's made her feelings pretty plain.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58- I know where you're coming from. - You what?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Well, you got a nice little set up, here, eh?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02This has nothing to do with Joey.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Dad chose Mandy over me, remember.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Just trust me on this, Lucy. One day you'll regret it.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Oh, come on, he hasn't got a stitch to wear.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16So I'll get him something.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- You wait till you're a parent. - I don't want to be a parent.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Well, maybe that's just as well.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- So where is he now?- Max Branning's according to Shirley.- Where's she?
0:11:32 > 0:11:35I dunno. Doing some sponsorship thing? I dunno, Dad.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38All right, all right. Now is not the time to lose it, yeah?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40We hold it together. We don't even tell Jay.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43We just act normal until we find some way of shutting him up.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45And how do we do that?
0:11:45 > 0:11:46DOOR OPENS
0:11:48 > 0:11:49What are you doing back here?
0:11:49 > 0:11:52He's just, uh... he's just been telling me about Ian.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54What, you not been over there yet?
0:11:54 > 0:11:57He's a bit nervous. It's understandable.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00He wants me to go with him, don't you, Ben?
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Right, I wasn't good enough for you?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Take it easy on him. He's had a bit of a shock.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07Now go on, go and get your shoes on, mate, get yourself ready, yeah?
0:12:09 > 0:12:12He tells me you've been doing that sponsorship thing.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14It going all right, is it?
0:12:16 > 0:12:19KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:12:21 > 0:12:23You all right?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Two secs. I'll just, um, get my bag.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Anthony! I'm glad to see you've made the effort.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Where are you taking her?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Erm... Vic probably?
0:12:38 > 0:12:42Oh, good. That's where I'm going. I'll be able to keep an eye on you.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Don't you dare.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- HE CHUCKLES - Think she's keen on you...- Dad!
0:12:47 > 0:12:50God knows why though, but women are funny that way.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52You treat her special, yeah?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Just stop it, yeah?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Have fun.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Oh, yeah, you look nice.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Thanks.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- So where we going? - Anywhere but the Vic.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15THEY LAUGH
0:13:15 > 0:13:17You what? Can you tell Alfie I want to speak to him?
0:13:17 > 0:13:21- Like he's not upset enough already. - Can you just get him, please!
0:13:21 > 0:13:22- Alfie!- All right, Jack?
0:13:22 > 0:13:26No, I'm not all right. I'm very far from all right.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Scotch, please.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Ray's quit the team.- No? - So has Anthony and Tyler.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34Oi, don't, all right? Just don't. Kat's just told me.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Bit of a setback but I'm sorting it, OK?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- Apart from me, Ray's our only good player.- What?
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Shut up, will you? How are we going to field a team with eight players?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44I'd volunteer myself, but I wouldn't want to show you up.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47We're desperate, but we ain't that desperate.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49If you're so keen, where were you at 8 this morning?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Well, some of us have got work to do, all right?
0:13:52 > 0:13:53- In bed with a floozy.- Shut it!
0:13:53 > 0:13:57I tell you what. How about...you'll like this, right,
0:13:57 > 0:14:01how about if Derek goes in goal and I take over as striker?
0:14:01 > 0:14:03EVERYONE LAUGHS
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Yeah, good one. I've heard it all now.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06I'll put up a poster outside.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Advertise for three more players. How about that?
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Yeah. Good one. Shambles. That's what this is.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14You know, Kat, I give up. I am officially defeated.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17No, you're not giving up, right. You phone Anthony and Tyler.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20You two stay put. I'll be back. That's for his scotch.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- HE LAUGHS - Oi, what are you laughing at?
0:14:25 > 0:14:29So how was it at the wholesaler's? I'm interested!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Thanks for your concern.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32- You. Bar. Now.- Eh?
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Kim, what you doing in here?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- I'm just talking to my boyfriend. - What's so important in the bar?
0:14:37 > 0:14:38- Team meeting.- I'm not in the team.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41We'll soon see about that. Come on.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42All right.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Kat, can I have a quiet word?
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Has Ray said anything to you that I'm not supposed to know about?
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Why would he tell me and not you?
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- I wouldn't have minded queueing. - Yeah, well, I would have.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09PHONE RINGS
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Go away, Alfie.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14So, where do you want to go?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Um... There's that new wine bar on the high street.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Fargo's?
0:15:22 > 0:15:25As if. Do you like kebabs?
0:15:25 > 0:15:28I've just got this dress back from the cleaner's.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30It's all right, you can use a tissue or something.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33And if Fat Boy's there, he usually gives me a discount.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Come on, then.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Right, there's definitely no chance of a home visit?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42No, that's fine.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46All right, no, I'll bring him over. Yep, 5.15? Thank you.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48What have you just done?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50I ain't going to leave him like that, am I?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52We said if Lucy wouldn't help,
0:15:52 > 0:15:54I was going to call a doctor. That's what I've done.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- Where are you going? - I'm going to tell him.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57KNOCK ON DOOR
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Babe, whoever that is, just put 'em off, will you?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03HE SIGHS
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Ian. I've just made you a doctor's appointment.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Ian, do you understand what I'm saying to you?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Ian's got visitors.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Ian? There's someone here to see you.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32We'll leave you to it, shall we?
0:16:32 > 0:16:33TV BLARES
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Ian?
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Look, if you're going out, will you take Oscar with you?
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Babe, I'll do it later, all right? Just give me five minutes.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55What? Where?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57You lost three games. Is that the spirit that won the war?
0:16:57 > 0:17:00What happened to the good old British Bulldog?
0:17:00 > 0:17:01He got taken to the vet, didn't he?
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Do you think Bobby Moore and the lads had that same attitude back in '66?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06- '66?- '66!
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Come on, this is a pub team we're talking about here.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Oi, this ain't just a pub! It's The Queen Vic!
0:17:10 > 0:17:11And you listen to the Queen.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14I thought it was just going to be a bit of a kick around,
0:17:14 > 0:17:17I didn't realise there was going to be training and...
0:17:17 > 0:17:19What if we all walked away when it got tough?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21You'd be a fool to do different.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23That's just the sort of attitude I'm talking about.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26All right? Look at you lot, eh?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Five naughty schoolboys in front of the headmistress.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Six naughty schoolboys. Football meeting. Sit down.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Come on, Max. Get involved, get involved.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Yes, miss.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42I do like a powerful bird.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44You're spoken for.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Especially when you know it's all a facade.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Deep down inside, she's just a needy little girl.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53You should remember that you're a father now, Michael.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56You'd like a go on that, wouldn't you, Del, eh?
0:17:56 > 0:17:59I've obviously got more respect for women than you have.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01She's out of your league, you mean?
0:18:01 > 0:18:05I'm going to enjoy watching you pushing a pram around the Square.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07I'm looking forward to it, mate.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09HE CHUCKLES
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Like hell you are.
0:18:11 > 0:18:17You can fool yourself, Michael, but you're never going to fool me.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21I've had enough. I'm going to the bar.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24No. Get down and gimme ten.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- You what?- Press-ups! Come on.- No.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Right, then. Shut up and sit down!
0:18:29 > 0:18:30THEY ALL LAUGH
0:18:30 > 0:18:32So, what's the latest, then?
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Ian's one thing, I can't handle Ian and Phil together.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Oi! No talking in class!
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Yeah.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Fabulous.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47The thing about a conversation, Ian, is...
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Well, it takes two.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51You know, I say something then you say something.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52That's how it works.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00So what you been up to these last couple of months?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05We went looking for you, didn't we, Ben?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Yeah. Been really worried.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I've missed you.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14We all have.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18I mean, you're part of this place. It wouldn't be the same without you.
0:19:19 > 0:19:24According to Shirley, Lucy didn't want to see you, is that right?
0:19:26 > 0:19:31Have you spoken to anyone? Anyone at all?
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Phil? Can I have a word?
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Lucy might not have been pleased to see you but...
0:19:50 > 0:19:52..I am.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54He don't need any psychological unit.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56This is what I said to Max.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57But maybe he's got a point.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59I mean, if it was just me and him, then fine,
0:19:59 > 0:20:02but I got the kids to think about, haven't I?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Maybe a psychiatrist would help him to open up a bit.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Cos he's certainly not opening up to us, is he?
0:20:08 > 0:20:11What do you think we should do?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16SHE LAUGHS
0:20:22 > 0:20:24What?
0:20:26 > 0:20:28You sure know how to treat a lady.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Yeah, well, take it or leave it. Can't change who I am, can I?
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Anyone would think you were deliberately trying to put me off.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44You know, if you don't fancy me, you can say.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47It's not a question of if I fancy you or not, is it?
0:20:47 > 0:20:52So what is it, then? Is it my dad?
0:20:55 > 0:20:58You know, I am my own person within my own right.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01I have my own thoughts, feelings and opinions.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04So give me one of these opinions, then.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06SHE LAUGHS
0:21:06 > 0:21:08I think that you're scared.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09HE SNORTS
0:21:09 > 0:21:11I think we both are.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15You're scared?
0:21:16 > 0:21:20I've been terrified about this all morning, if you want the truth.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22HE LAUGHS
0:21:22 > 0:21:24What's so funny?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Not half as terrified as me.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32THEY LAUGH AND JOKE
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Are you going to wipe your face or do I have to do it for you?
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Any questions?- Raise a glass to the Queen Vic United.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43May we be magnanimous in victory, yeah.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Stuff that. Let's rub their noses in it.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46All right. Cheerful in defeat, then.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49We've had enough experience at that, ain't we?
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Shut up, you big girl. To us!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- To us!- Lovely.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Class dismissed.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59She's a formidable woman, your wife, Alfie.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01That's why I love her, Derek.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07- I've just seen Alice.- Oh, yeah?
0:22:07 > 0:22:09With that loser out on the Square.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- Yeah, I know about it.- Bet you don't know everything, though.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21I better go.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30I'm off.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34Hey, listen, Michael. Listen, good luck tomorrow, mate.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Give Scarlett a kiss from us.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- THEY ALL MURMUR IN AGREEMENT - Thanks, fellas.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Thinking of you, bruv.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- Now, there IS a nervous man. - Why d'you say that?
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- He's bringing his baby home tomorrow.- Ah, really?
0:23:02 > 0:23:06Yeah, I'm well excited. He's not too excited, though.
0:23:06 > 0:23:12- Do you like babies, then? - Yeah. I do. I'd love to be a daddy.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13Oh.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19But not any time soon.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Don't worry, I'm not suggesting anything.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I really should be getting back to work.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33I'll see ya, yeah?
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Thank you.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Since when were you prepared to fork out for decorating magazines?
0:23:44 > 0:23:48He's a man. When did a man ever have any taste?
0:23:48 > 0:23:49I've got to be prepared.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51So has he said something, then?
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Not exactly.- So he's said nothing.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57He was being shifty in the pub earlier, it's got to be it.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- How much is it?- 3.95.- How much?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- What do you mean, we're back in the team?- Attacking midfield.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05He didn't even think to ask me, Ty?
0:24:05 > 0:24:09You want to argue about it, you argue with Kat. Anyway, how'd it go?
0:24:09 > 0:24:12- How did what go?- You and the siren temptress of Walford.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14It was all right, actually.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16I thought you wanted it to be a disaster?
0:24:16 > 0:24:20We came to an understanding. And, my friend, I think I'm off the hook.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22What was the last thing I said to you?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24- Have fun.- Treat her special.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Yeah.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30Yeah. Your idea of special is eating a kebab with her fingers,
0:24:30 > 0:24:33outside, on a bench, in the middle of the street, is it?
0:24:33 > 0:24:34No, Del, we were in the Square.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Oh, we was in the Square.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40I don't care where you was!
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Now you listen to me, young Anthony.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Up until now I've given you the benefit of the doubt,
0:24:45 > 0:24:48because for some strange reason, my daughter has taken a shine to you.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50But if you muck her about one more time,
0:24:50 > 0:24:53it won't be kebab that you're eating. Understood?
0:24:53 > 0:24:55- Yeah.- Any questions?
0:24:55 > 0:24:56- No.- Good.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03I'm just taking five minutes, Marie.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04OK, Luce.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08So what did you want?
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Listen, I don't want us to fall out over all this.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15Look, it's not you I'm angry with.
0:25:15 > 0:25:20Cos it's not like I don't know what a pain dads can be.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22I'm not taking him back, Lauren.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Yeah, and I'm not trying to persuade you to.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29I'm just worried about you, that's all.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33I've got enough stuff to do, I've got bills to pay,
0:25:33 > 0:25:35I've got Bobby to take care of, businesses to run.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38And on top of all that, I'm signed up to do a community cook-off.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41So, there's only so much a girl can do.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Well, I'm on your side.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47I just want you to know that.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50But I better go
0:25:50 > 0:25:53because I'm meant to be getting the dinner in, so...
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Lauren...
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Has he asked about me at all?
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Not while I've been around, no.
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Good.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17DOOR CLOSES
0:26:17 > 0:26:19- All right, love.- All right, babe.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23Here, look at this. Look. This is what he was wearing.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25- Can you believe it? - Why you bothering?
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Well, cos they're still his, aren't they?
0:26:27 > 0:26:30I can't just throw 'em away without asking.
0:26:30 > 0:26:31Where is he anyway? Is he upstairs?
0:26:31 > 0:26:35- Got to take him to the doctor's. - Yeah, I've cancelled that.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37What?
0:26:37 > 0:26:39- And he's not upstairs either. - Well, where is he?
0:26:43 > 0:26:45We weren't expecting guests.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54You giving Brian Blessed a run for his money?
0:26:56 > 0:27:00I don't like the idea of him talking to Shirley.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01He ain't talking to anyone right now.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04As long as we keep him away from shrinks, we'll be all right.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05We can't keep him here for ever.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08We'll keep him here till we can get him onside.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09And how do we do that?
0:27:09 > 0:27:13He's your brother. We'll just keep reminding him of that.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16I've just seen Max. He said something about Ian staying here.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Have you two completely lost your minds?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Just sit down, yeah?
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Guess what I'm doing?
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Abseiling down the side of the Vic.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Me! Who's scared of heights!
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Must be mad.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Well, no, not mad, but...
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Must be something.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55I'm doing it for charity.
0:27:56 > 0:27:57For little George.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01You remember little George?
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Heather's little boy?
0:28:05 > 0:28:07THUNDER CLAP
0:28:07 > 0:28:09Remember Heather?
0:28:10 > 0:28:12My best mate?
0:28:14 > 0:28:16Who was murdered?
0:28:22 > 0:28:23Ian?
0:29:00 > 0:29:03Come on, Ian, just one mouthful?
0:29:03 > 0:29:06If you're waiting for me to do the aeroplane noises,
0:29:06 > 0:29:08that's where I draw the line.
0:29:23 > 0:29:24There.
0:29:27 > 0:29:29What do you think?
0:29:29 > 0:29:31Did you get the thermometer?
0:29:32 > 0:29:34Yep, yep, it's in the bathroom.
0:29:34 > 0:29:38It's all right, it's better than being in that stinky old hospital.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41Listen, by the way, do you know what this is about?
0:29:41 > 0:29:44"Don't ever forget you are beautiful, big love, Poppy."
0:29:44 > 0:29:48Michael, did you put the doctor's number by the phone?
0:29:48 > 0:29:52Yes, yeah. It's in there, it's in the kitchen.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54BABY GURGLES
0:29:54 > 0:29:56- Here we go.- It's over there.
0:29:56 > 0:30:00Oh, oh, now you really are beautiful, aren't you?
0:30:00 > 0:30:02Hey, come on.
0:30:04 > 0:30:05It's sick!
0:30:05 > 0:30:07Just relax, state he's in, he ain't said a word.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09- State? That's the point! - Just keep it down.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12- He's just tired, that's all. - He has completely lost it.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14He's taken a one-way ticket to gaga land
0:30:14 > 0:30:17and we bought him the ticket!
0:30:17 > 0:30:19- Jay. Look, Jay, just hold on. - Ben, just let him go.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22He can't handle it, which is why I'm relying on you.
0:30:22 > 0:30:23Shirl!
0:30:24 > 0:30:27Not interrupting some heart to heart, am I?
0:30:28 > 0:30:32Do us a favour. Get some food in, will you?
0:30:32 > 0:30:34Darn your socks an' all while I'm at it, shall I(?)
0:30:34 > 0:30:37What about Ian?
0:30:37 > 0:30:39Oh, Ben's got it covered. Ain't that right, Ben?
0:30:47 > 0:30:48Tea, please.
0:30:48 > 0:30:52Oh, Jean. Come on, turn that frown upside down.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54It's officially unpatriotic.
0:30:54 > 0:30:57Don't tell me you're the only person in the country who hasn't succumbed?
0:30:57 > 0:31:00- It's Olympic fever.- Exactly!
0:31:00 > 0:31:03Oh, yes, I have! I've got it! I mean, I love it!
0:31:03 > 0:31:08- I wish I could watch more of it! - We're smashing it. Team GB all the way, I reckon!
0:31:08 > 0:31:13When Jess won her gold, I thought, "Oh, things can't get any better,"
0:31:13 > 0:31:17and then that, um, oh...what's his name? The boy that did the, um...
0:31:17 > 0:31:22- Rutherford?- Yes! Gold! - Don't forget Mo.- Mo?!
0:31:22 > 0:31:24- Farah!- Yes, gold!
0:31:24 > 0:31:27What about our own Queen Vic Pendleton?
0:31:27 > 0:31:29She is such an inspiration!
0:31:29 > 0:31:32- And we've still got Daley to come on Friday.- Mm-hm.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34It makes me feel proud to be a Londoner.
0:31:34 > 0:31:38- They're just doing the whole country proud, that's for sure.- Yeah.
0:31:41 > 0:31:42Oh, you off?
0:31:42 > 0:31:46Yes, thanks very much, it was really great.
0:31:46 > 0:31:47Dee, got you something.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49Kim, I could actually do with a hand here,
0:31:49 > 0:31:52I've got a couple of guests checking in at 12...
0:31:52 > 0:31:54Is that my new suitcase?
0:31:54 > 0:31:56I'm just borrowing it.
0:31:56 > 0:31:58Oh, no, no, no, you help yourself.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01Although you could probably fit that in your back pocket.
0:32:01 > 0:32:05Look, I just don't want to get into the trap of being all domesticated.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07I think that's one trap you don't have to worry about.
0:32:07 > 0:32:10Oh, Dee, it's going to be so good.
0:32:10 > 0:32:13Two of us, not having to listen for keys in the door...
0:32:15 > 0:32:18Stop imagining my boyfriend naked.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21So he's actually done it, has he? Actually asked you?
0:32:21 > 0:32:24No. But he will, now that me and Sash are BFFs.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26It's obvious.
0:32:26 > 0:32:27SHE LAUGHS
0:32:27 > 0:32:28What?
0:32:28 > 0:32:32- Nothing. - You don't think he's going to ask me?
0:32:32 > 0:32:34Oh, it's all right. I get it.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36I see what all this is about, yeah.
0:32:36 > 0:32:37You're jealous!
0:32:46 > 0:32:49PHONE RINGS
0:32:51 > 0:32:55Yeah, I'm just leaving now. I'll meet you there.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58How will I know you'll show up this time?
0:32:59 > 0:33:03Some serious grovelling, that's what it's going to take.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05SHE GIGGLES
0:33:05 > 0:33:07Yeah, that 'an all.
0:33:07 > 0:33:10Can you believe the barrel is still playing up?
0:33:10 > 0:33:11Is it all right if I pop to the shops?
0:33:11 > 0:33:14- Oh, darling...- What?
0:33:14 > 0:33:17I'm not about to hit Prada. Don't worry.
0:33:17 > 0:33:18I know, it's just a busy day,
0:33:18 > 0:33:21finalising the Community Day and I got to pop to the bank later on...
0:33:21 > 0:33:23I've got Nan to help.
0:33:23 > 0:33:26Say what, help? Are you using that word ironically, are you?
0:33:26 > 0:33:28Swallowed a dictionary, Alfie?
0:33:28 > 0:33:31Gobby, do you want to keep it schtum, all right?
0:33:31 > 0:33:32Nonsense.
0:33:32 > 0:33:36I've finally found myself a good man and you can't bear it.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39Ridiculous. Patrick, will you tell my sister I am not jealous?
0:33:39 > 0:33:42Patrick, ask my sister why she's trying to ruin my big surprise.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44Well...
0:33:44 > 0:33:46Well, because I happen to think that the fact that
0:33:46 > 0:33:50Ray has not breathed a word about this mysterious new flat,
0:33:50 > 0:33:53happens to be, sorry, just a tiny bit odd.
0:33:53 > 0:33:56And because I happen to not want my darling, thick-headed sister
0:33:56 > 0:33:57to get hurt.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59See, she cares about you.
0:33:59 > 0:34:02No, Patrick, that's what she wants you to believe.
0:34:02 > 0:34:06You see, the truth is, this is about her, about the fact that her bed
0:34:06 > 0:34:09is so cold she has to apply defrost every morning.
0:34:09 > 0:34:12Look, maybe we should take this up later, all right?
0:34:12 > 0:34:15Why is that? That's the question she should be asking herself.
0:34:15 > 0:34:18- Man, let's leave questions till later...- No, Patrick, no.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20Let her go, let's hear what she's got to say.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22You're boring.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24Boring?
0:34:24 > 0:34:26Yeah. The highlight of your day is washing laundry.
0:34:26 > 0:34:29Not being funny, but men don't find that a turn on.
0:34:29 > 0:34:34- Anything else?- Yeah. You're bossy, you're uptight, sour faced, moody.
0:34:34 > 0:34:38I mean, look at you, you can't even dress right.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54Weren't you supposed to go to the shops?
0:34:54 > 0:34:58What are you, his little spy? I'll go when I'm ready.
0:35:00 > 0:35:01I'm going to go get in the shower.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03Do you want a medal?
0:35:06 > 0:35:09Look, make sure he don't move.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11I can look after him, Ben!
0:35:25 > 0:35:26She's smiling!
0:35:26 > 0:35:29What? I haven't seen her smile.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31No, no.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33False alarm.
0:35:33 > 0:35:34Wind or something.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36Do you think she needs changing?
0:35:36 > 0:35:38I have no idea.
0:35:38 > 0:35:40- I'll check, shall I?- Yeah.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42DOORBELL RINGS
0:35:42 > 0:35:44Who is it?
0:35:45 > 0:35:48It's the three wise men.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50Get rid of them.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52Why? Come on. They've made an effort.
0:35:52 > 0:35:54I don't want any visitors.
0:35:54 > 0:35:56They're family, Janine.
0:35:56 > 0:35:59Michael, I just don't feel ready. Please.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06THEY CHEER
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Who's the daddy?
0:36:08 > 0:36:09Oh, that'll be me, then.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11That's just in case you forgot that.
0:36:11 > 0:36:12Well done. Very amusing.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14- Where is she then? - Yeah, Tyler wants a kiss.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16- So do you. - Yeah, I know, but...
0:36:16 > 0:36:19Must be a weight off your shoulders. Starting family life now.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22- Good on you. - Yeah, thanks for that, yeah.
0:36:22 > 0:36:23She in here, then?
0:36:23 > 0:36:27Oh, lads, lads, lads, actually she's having a bit of a nap.
0:36:27 > 0:36:28It's all right, we'll be quiet.
0:36:28 > 0:36:33I know, but just not today. Not today, yeah?
0:36:33 > 0:36:37Give it a couple of weeks, you know, you'll be sick of the sight of her.
0:36:37 > 0:36:38Yeah, of course. We'll give you space.
0:36:38 > 0:36:42All right, appreciate that. Lovely, cheers.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44Thanks for this, it's nice of you.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47How about we go out for a drink this week? Wet the baby's head?
0:36:47 > 0:36:49Yeah, yeah, I'd love that.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51- Shush, be quiet. Let's go. - Come on, boys.
0:36:53 > 0:36:56Look, even I have to admit that is sweet.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58Shut that door, Michael, there's a draught.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03DOOR SLAMS
0:37:03 > 0:37:04Sorry.
0:37:04 > 0:37:06You looking forward to the big community cook off?
0:37:06 > 0:37:09Yeah, I've got some ideas up my sleeve.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11Oh, yeah?
0:37:11 > 0:37:13Few people round here might be a bit surprised,
0:37:13 > 0:37:15but Beale means business.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17You sound spookily like your dad.
0:37:17 > 0:37:18Well, let me tell you,
0:37:18 > 0:37:22I am going to be throwing down some serious burger flavours, all right?
0:37:22 > 0:37:24Yeah, yeah, I reckon you'll walk it, Luce.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Hey, hey, hey, hey, all right.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29I got some big stakes riding on this, there's a promotion going
0:37:29 > 0:37:32and I've got to find some way of impressing that Nico.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34Strategy. That's the key, Fats.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36- Did he ask you, Dad?- Strategy?
0:37:36 > 0:37:38- Write a business plan. - Business plan?
0:37:38 > 0:37:40Yeah, you know, something designed to bring money,
0:37:40 > 0:37:43ideas for pulling in the punters in, promotions.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45You got a brain, ain't you?
0:37:45 > 0:37:48You know what, that's a good idea, man. Thanks, Mr Branning.
0:37:48 > 0:37:51- No worries. - Nice. I like your dad, man.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54Break over in three, two, one.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57You're late.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01- All right, sweetheart? - Name's not sweetheart.
0:38:01 > 0:38:02No, what is it, then?
0:38:02 > 0:38:04None of your business.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09Sorry. Sorry.
0:38:12 > 0:38:15TV ON
0:38:22 > 0:38:25Where have you been, eh?
0:38:27 > 0:38:29I know you can hear me, Ian.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37You're really not there, are you?
0:38:41 > 0:38:43How do you do that?
0:38:45 > 0:38:46Lock yourself away?
0:38:49 > 0:38:52Looking so peaceful, like no-one can touch you.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58I could do with a bit of that.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03God knows I need it.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08Come on, Lucy'll come round.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11You know what a stubborn little mare she can be.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13She just needs a little bit of time.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19SHE SIGHS
0:39:22 > 0:39:27You know, I used to quite like watching daytime TV.
0:39:27 > 0:39:30Maybe that's because I used to watch it with Hev.
0:39:32 > 0:39:36Dozy cow couldn't get enough of it.
0:39:42 > 0:39:43What is it, Ian?
0:39:44 > 0:39:46What have I said?
0:39:46 > 0:39:48What's happened?
0:39:52 > 0:39:56INDISTINCT CHATTER
0:39:59 > 0:40:01You all right, Lucy?
0:40:01 > 0:40:05I was just wondering, you and Bobby all right?
0:40:06 > 0:40:08Have you told Bobby about your dad?
0:40:08 > 0:40:10Dad!
0:40:10 > 0:40:11No.
0:40:11 > 0:40:15Well, if you ever want to talk, Tan's a really good listener.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17I'm a really good listener and I'm her mate.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20I'm just saying, if she wants a more adult opinion.
0:40:20 > 0:40:23Thanks, but the only opinion I'm interested in is my own.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26And then, what if he decides to come over?
0:40:28 > 0:40:29What then?
0:40:29 > 0:40:32Look, if he's got any sense he'll stay away.
0:40:38 > 0:40:40What, so he just turned the TV off?
0:40:40 > 0:40:44It was weird, it was like he was trying to tell me something.
0:40:44 > 0:40:45What?
0:40:45 > 0:40:47I don't know.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49What was you talking about before?
0:40:49 > 0:40:51Stupid daytime TV. It can't have been that.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55Only I did...
0:40:56 > 0:40:57What?
0:40:57 > 0:41:00I did. I said something about Lucy coming round.
0:41:02 > 0:41:04I've got an idea.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07Has she done that thing with her head before?
0:41:07 > 0:41:10What thing?
0:41:10 > 0:41:12Twisting it to the side like that?
0:41:12 > 0:41:14Oh, the looking at the source of light thing?
0:41:14 > 0:41:16Maybe I should ring the Outreach Nurse.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19No, maybe you shouldn't. They didn't tell us to look for that.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21Well, they barely said anything, Michael.
0:41:21 > 0:41:24One minute she's hooked up to every machine under the sun,
0:41:24 > 0:41:26making sure that she's fine, and then the next,
0:41:26 > 0:41:28there's only us to keep an eye on her.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30All right, calm down, calm down. It's fine.
0:41:30 > 0:41:33I know you're worried, but I'm not going to let anything happen to us.
0:41:33 > 0:41:36- We're going to be fine, OK? - Pass my phone.
0:41:47 > 0:41:52Oh, hello, this is Janine Butcher, Scarlett Moon's mum.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55Yeah, I just wondered, I need to speak to my Outreach Nurse.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58DOORBELL RINGS
0:41:58 > 0:42:01Tell whoever it is to go away.
0:42:01 > 0:42:03Thank you.
0:42:09 > 0:42:10Hello.
0:42:10 > 0:42:13This could be a terrible time,
0:42:13 > 0:42:17but I wondered if I could come in and see Janine for a minute?
0:42:19 > 0:42:21Silly idea, sorry. I'll come back later.
0:42:21 > 0:42:23No.
0:42:23 > 0:42:27No, it's fine. Come in.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37JANINE SIGHS
0:42:37 > 0:42:39I said don't let anyone in, especially not her.
0:42:39 > 0:42:43She's not staying, you need to tell her to leave.
0:42:43 > 0:42:46- I need to tell her to leave? - Yeah, that's right.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48You need to tell her to leave.
0:42:51 > 0:42:55Where are you going? Michael?
0:42:58 > 0:43:02Hello, yes, this is Janine Butcher.
0:43:10 > 0:43:13Here, here look at this, Ian, Ian look.
0:43:13 > 0:43:18Come on, come here, in memory of Arthur Fowler.
0:43:18 > 0:43:21You remember him, don't you? Your Uncle Arthur?
0:43:21 > 0:43:25I don't, but you know, you used to talk about him quite a bit.
0:43:25 > 0:43:29Said he weren't a ground breaker, but one of the good guys.
0:43:33 > 0:43:36Just a bench, I suppose, really.
0:43:39 > 0:43:42Happy hour milkshakes? That's it?
0:43:42 > 0:43:44That's your master plan?
0:43:44 > 0:43:49Well, no, that's just a start, man, I've got plenty of ideas.
0:43:49 > 0:43:51And do they all involve giving away food for free?
0:43:51 > 0:43:54Only I don't recall that being great for business.
0:43:54 > 0:43:59All right, look, I'm going to go back to the drawing board, yeah?
0:43:59 > 0:44:04I will, I want you to know how serious I am about this promotion.
0:44:04 > 0:44:07- Your friend, with the long dark hair...- Who, Lauren?
0:44:07 > 0:44:08Has she got a boyfriend?
0:44:08 > 0:44:12No. No, not that I know of.
0:44:12 > 0:44:14You got her number?
0:44:14 > 0:44:15Yeah.
0:44:17 > 0:44:21Oh, yeah, OK, you know, let me run it past her first, all right.
0:44:21 > 0:44:25Then if it's good with her, we're good to go.
0:44:25 > 0:44:28Business is really not your thing, is it, Arthur?
0:44:30 > 0:44:32And you're absolutely sure?
0:44:33 > 0:44:36OK, thank you.
0:44:39 > 0:44:41SHE GROANS
0:44:41 > 0:44:43You are not welcome here.
0:44:43 > 0:44:46I won't be long, I just want to say...
0:44:46 > 0:44:47Just go.
0:44:47 > 0:44:49I've never been able to forgive myself for what
0:44:49 > 0:44:52- I said to you on your wedding day. - I just want you to get out, please!
0:44:52 > 0:44:56Although I'll never forget what you did to me and Stacey,
0:44:56 > 0:44:58I still shouldn't have stooped to your level.
0:44:58 > 0:45:00I don't want to hear it!
0:45:00 > 0:45:02Saying that you and Michael would never love your baby...
0:45:02 > 0:45:04I don't care!
0:45:04 > 0:45:08..was wicked, Janine. It was a wicked thing to say.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!
0:45:17 > 0:45:20I am very, very sorry.
0:45:22 > 0:45:27There, now you know, I'll go.
0:45:27 > 0:45:30BABY CRIES
0:45:33 > 0:45:37Did a shift here the other day. You would have been proud, Ian.
0:45:37 > 0:45:40You know, I got the patter down quite well.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43Come on.
0:45:47 > 0:45:51Ian? You're back?
0:45:51 > 0:45:56Ian? Are you OK, love? What's happened to him?
0:45:56 > 0:45:58- Nothing, he's fine. - Doesn't look like nothing to me.
0:45:58 > 0:46:01No, honestly, he's fine, all right. He just needs a bit of space.
0:46:01 > 0:46:03Stop crowding round him!
0:46:03 > 0:46:05What's going to happen to him? Shouldn't we call someone?
0:46:05 > 0:46:07Wherever has he been?
0:46:07 > 0:46:08Ian?
0:46:08 > 0:46:10Come on, Ian, let's go.
0:46:10 > 0:46:13He's just a bit confused, that's all. Come on.
0:46:13 > 0:46:16- What's wrong with him?- Dot?
0:46:16 > 0:46:19What did he say? What did he say?
0:46:19 > 0:46:22Dot?
0:46:22 > 0:46:24She's not here, she's in Milton Keynes,
0:46:24 > 0:46:26with her daughter-in-law, Ian.
0:46:27 > 0:46:32That don't mean she don't care, though, Ian. She's still around.
0:46:50 > 0:46:54BABY CRIES
0:46:54 > 0:46:57She just keeps crying.
0:46:57 > 0:46:59They do that.
0:47:01 > 0:47:04Yeah, but what does it mean?
0:47:04 > 0:47:08Well, sometimes it means "I'm hungry",
0:47:08 > 0:47:12sometimes it means "I'm tired",
0:47:12 > 0:47:16sometimes it means just "hold me".
0:47:16 > 0:47:18"Hold me."
0:47:18 > 0:47:20BABY CRIES
0:47:21 > 0:47:23She's perfect.
0:47:23 > 0:47:27She's too perfect. Too perfect for us.
0:47:31 > 0:47:34You and Michael have got to stop playing games with each other.
0:47:34 > 0:47:38You've got to talk to each other, you've got to listen to each other
0:47:38 > 0:47:44because that little girl needs both of you. Don't let her down.
0:47:52 > 0:47:54DOOR CLOSES
0:48:02 > 0:48:04'At the tone, please leave...'
0:48:06 > 0:48:10Beale? Off his rocker? That's the best news I've heard all day.
0:48:10 > 0:48:14- There's some things you don't joke about. - Wouldn't be laughing if you saw him,
0:48:14 > 0:48:16looked like Tom Hanks out of that film.
0:48:16 > 0:48:19You know, the one where he talks to that rugby ball.
0:48:19 > 0:48:21It's really weird, I couldn't believe it was Ian.
0:48:21 > 0:48:24The state he was in, it was surreal.
0:48:24 > 0:48:27It's all over that Mandy girl?
0:48:27 > 0:48:29Women. They have a lot to answer for.
0:48:29 > 0:48:31Hear, hear, Paddy.
0:48:31 > 0:48:33Thought my ears were burning.
0:48:33 > 0:48:35You know, not everything's about you.
0:48:35 > 0:48:37I'm just going to go and see Ray, yeah.
0:48:37 > 0:48:40Oh, sweetheart, you won't find him in there,
0:48:40 > 0:48:45he's taken the day off. What, has he not told you? Anyway, he'll be back soon enough.
0:48:52 > 0:48:57Get him out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!
0:48:57 > 0:49:00- Lucy, calm down.- Joey! - Calm down, Lucy.
0:49:00 > 0:49:03- Get out! Get out! - Don't touch him. We're going to go.
0:49:03 > 0:49:06- Come on, Ian, we're going to go. - All right, move it. Come on, move.
0:49:08 > 0:49:11Come on, mate, you're freaking her out.
0:49:11 > 0:49:13HE SOBS
0:49:13 > 0:49:15All right, mate, calm down, take it easy.
0:49:15 > 0:49:18- Ian. Ian? ..Look what you've done now.- I barely said a word.
0:49:24 > 0:49:27Ian? Ian, what's wrong?
0:49:30 > 0:49:31What's happened to him?
0:49:33 > 0:49:35Jay. Over here! Help me.
0:49:35 > 0:49:37Please help me get him home. I need you.
0:49:37 > 0:49:40Ben, I said what has happened to him and why is he in this state?
0:49:40 > 0:49:44Yeah, and I said we're looking after him!
0:49:44 > 0:49:47Jay, get the other hand. Get the other one. Come on. Get up, Ian.
0:49:51 > 0:49:52Cheers.
0:49:52 > 0:49:54Didn't do it for you.
0:49:56 > 0:49:59Michael, it's me again.
0:49:59 > 0:50:01Sorry.
0:50:01 > 0:50:03I shouldn't have snapped.
0:50:03 > 0:50:07And I should have said thank you for making it all nice
0:50:07 > 0:50:09for when Scarlett got home.
0:50:10 > 0:50:12I just feel a bit...
0:50:14 > 0:50:16Where are you anyway?
0:50:16 > 0:50:18You've been gone ages.
0:50:19 > 0:50:21You reckon Michael and Janine are all right?
0:50:21 > 0:50:23Yeah. It's just probably a bit scary
0:50:23 > 0:50:26after coming home after all that time in hospital.
0:50:26 > 0:50:28Ahh, aren't you sensitive sometimes.
0:50:28 > 0:50:30You all right, Lauren?
0:50:30 > 0:50:33- Hi.- How did you get on? Get that promotion?
0:50:33 > 0:50:36No, my boss didn't really go for the big strategies.
0:50:36 > 0:50:38- Ah, well. Bad luck.- Yeah, yeah.
0:50:38 > 0:50:40But he did say that if I do something that I, you know,
0:50:40 > 0:50:43don't particularly believe is right, I would probably get it.
0:50:43 > 0:50:46He's a total fascist. You just need to walk away from it.
0:50:46 > 0:50:49- Oh, right, Lauren's probably right. - Thank you, Dad, that's a first.
0:50:49 > 0:50:52Yeah, if you want to be a loser for the rest of your life.
0:50:52 > 0:50:55Fats, if it don't involve dead bodies or kittens,
0:50:55 > 0:50:56there's no harm.
0:50:56 > 0:50:59Give me one minute, babes, I'm sorry.
0:51:01 > 0:51:06Yo. Yeah, Nico. Yeah, man, I've got that number for you.
0:51:07 > 0:51:09What, no bags?
0:51:09 > 0:51:11Thought I was going to have to sell Mo on the black market,
0:51:11 > 0:51:13amount of time you were gone.
0:51:13 > 0:51:16I bumped into a mate and we had some lunch.
0:51:17 > 0:51:21Ah, look, there you are! Now come on.
0:51:21 > 0:51:24- Excuse me. - Dee, Dee, just ignore her.
0:51:24 > 0:51:26- What you doing, Kim? - That's a good question.
0:51:26 > 0:51:28Ray has something to say.
0:51:28 > 0:51:30I do?
0:51:30 > 0:51:32Don't sound too good, Raymundo.
0:51:32 > 0:51:34- I know your big secret. - What secret?
0:51:36 > 0:51:38Look, Dee don't believe me.
0:51:38 > 0:51:39So come on, just 'fess up
0:51:39 > 0:51:44so we can wipe that smug look off her face once and for all.
0:51:44 > 0:51:45I don't know what you're talking about.
0:51:45 > 0:51:47Yes, you do.
0:51:48 > 0:51:50What's with all the sneaking around?
0:51:50 > 0:51:54The estate agent papers? Come on, just spill. Tell her.
0:51:58 > 0:52:00You told me he was in Devon.
0:52:00 > 0:52:03I knew there was something wrong and you just lied to my face.
0:52:03 > 0:52:06Does Jane know about this?
0:52:06 > 0:52:10Jane? Jane has nothing to do with our lives any more.
0:52:10 > 0:52:13This is about me and Bobby.
0:52:13 > 0:52:15So don't come in here acting all concerned,
0:52:15 > 0:52:19- trying to make me feel bad. - You know I care about you.
0:52:19 > 0:52:23I can help you, you don't have to do this on your own.
0:52:23 > 0:52:26I don't have to do this full stop.
0:52:26 > 0:52:28He's your dad, Luce.
0:52:29 > 0:52:33No. He lost that right when he left me to deal with everything.
0:52:35 > 0:52:37I've had to hold everything together,
0:52:37 > 0:52:39the house, the businesses, I've coped.
0:52:39 > 0:52:44So if he thinks he can come back here looking like that, and what?
0:52:44 > 0:52:47I'm supposed to feel sorry for him?
0:52:47 > 0:52:49Well, he's wrong, because I don't.
0:52:53 > 0:52:56Through there. Go on, through there.
0:52:59 > 0:53:01Sit yourself down over there.
0:53:10 > 0:53:11Jay, where you going?
0:53:11 > 0:53:15Jay, Jay, we need to get help, Jay, we need to get Dad...
0:53:18 > 0:53:22Look, that flat, it ain't for you, Kim.
0:53:24 > 0:53:26- It's for Deanne.- Deanne?- Your ex?
0:53:26 > 0:53:29Yeah. Yeah, but look it's not like that, all right.
0:53:29 > 0:53:32Look, she was in a tight spot so I agreed to help her out.
0:53:32 > 0:53:36So I can get to see Sasha more often.
0:53:36 > 0:53:38How could you?
0:53:38 > 0:53:41How could I what? Be a responsible father?
0:53:41 > 0:53:45Course I forgot, man, that's a crime around here, innit?
0:53:45 > 0:53:47You lied.
0:53:47 > 0:53:50No, no, Kim. No. I didn't lie, all right?
0:53:52 > 0:53:54I just hadn't got round to telling you yet.
0:53:54 > 0:53:57Look, I didn't know you were going to be sneaking about,
0:53:57 > 0:54:01searching through my stuff, like a total headcase.
0:54:14 > 0:54:16I only saw you 15 minutes ago.
0:54:19 > 0:54:22Yeah, me an' all.
0:54:22 > 0:54:24DOOR OPENS
0:54:24 > 0:54:26Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt.
0:54:26 > 0:54:28Ray, you and Kim all right?
0:54:28 > 0:54:31Not sure if there is a me and Kim right now, to be honest.
0:54:31 > 0:54:34Oi, don't say that. You two are great together.
0:54:36 > 0:54:38- What's your secret, Kat?- Eh?
0:54:38 > 0:54:41How do you and Alfie make it look so easy?
0:54:44 > 0:54:46DOOR OPENS
0:54:48 > 0:54:50Didn't you get any of my messages?
0:54:50 > 0:54:54Yeah. I was with Anthony and Tyler, doing a stock thing.
0:54:54 > 0:54:57What, and you thought that was more important?
0:54:58 > 0:55:00SHE EXHALES
0:55:00 > 0:55:03- I'm sorry.- It's OK.
0:55:03 > 0:55:04I'm glad you're back.
0:55:12 > 0:55:15We are going to be enough for her, aren't we?
0:55:17 > 0:55:22Yeah, yeah, course we are.
0:55:24 > 0:55:26What was you thinking of, taking him out?
0:55:26 > 0:55:29I just wanted to help him, he's not well, we should call a doctor.
0:55:29 > 0:55:30That's a great idea(!)
0:55:30 > 0:55:33You just ain't getting this, are you? Come here.
0:55:35 > 0:55:38Now take a look at him. Take a good, good look.
0:55:51 > 0:55:56He's gone. He don't remember a thing.
0:55:56 > 0:55:59But if he starts to get better who knows what might start coming back?
0:55:59 > 0:56:01Hey?
0:56:07 > 0:56:09So that...
0:56:09 > 0:56:13That is the price of our freedom.
0:56:25 > 0:56:27TV ON
0:56:29 > 0:56:30Safe to sit down?
0:56:36 > 0:56:37What is this?
0:56:37 > 0:56:40It's meant to be an "I'm going to miss you" present...
0:56:40 > 0:56:44but now it's kind of more ironic, I guess.
0:56:46 > 0:56:48Aw...
0:56:48 > 0:56:52Here...I'm sorry that you're staying...
0:56:52 > 0:56:56with your boring, ugly, uptight sister...
0:56:56 > 0:56:58Nah, I didn't call you ugly, Dee.
0:56:58 > 0:57:00Let's be fair.
0:57:00 > 0:57:04- Not sour-faced, then? - You could smile, like, more.
0:57:04 > 0:57:09I would, it's just I've got this really annoying sister.
0:57:09 > 0:57:12- It just kind of makes it impossible. - Hmm.
0:57:12 > 0:57:14DOOR CLOSES
0:57:16 > 0:57:19Dee, why am I such an idiot?
0:57:19 > 0:57:20Aw... Come here.
0:57:22 > 0:57:23Oh...
0:57:23 > 0:57:26Is it safe to come in?
0:57:27 > 0:57:29- Yeah.- Hmm.
0:57:29 > 0:57:31We're best friends, apparently.
0:57:52 > 0:57:53Come sit down.
0:57:58 > 0:58:00You all right?
0:58:07 > 0:58:09He said anything?
0:58:09 > 0:58:13Yeah, been chewing my earhole off all morning.
0:58:13 > 0:58:16Come on, Ian, let's get you back to bed.
0:58:16 > 0:58:18SHE LAUGHS
0:58:18 > 0:58:21- What?- Just that sentence. Never thought I'd hear you say that.
0:58:34 > 0:58:36- She all right?- No.
0:58:36 > 0:58:39She's cold. I can't seem to get the temperature right.
0:58:39 > 0:58:44- She looks all right to me... - You can't tell just by looking.
0:58:44 > 0:58:48Room's meant to be 18, and it says 16 on here.
0:58:50 > 0:58:54- Do you want...a cup of tea, or something?- No.
0:58:54 > 0:58:56No, thanks. Just go back to bed.
0:58:56 > 0:58:58Thank you, though.
0:59:05 > 0:59:08Listen, can you stick the sound system outside? Cheers.
0:59:08 > 0:59:10Beers in the usual place... ta.
0:59:10 > 0:59:11MOBILE RINGS
0:59:11 > 0:59:15Hello? Alfie Moon, multi-task award-winning champion of 2012,
0:59:15 > 0:59:17what can I do for you?
0:59:17 > 0:59:19What? Oh, really?
0:59:19 > 0:59:22All right, mate. Not to worry. Can't be helped.
0:59:22 > 0:59:24- Just breathe, breathe... - You stressed?- Stress?
0:59:24 > 0:59:28I don't do stress. It's not in my vocabulary. This cook-off will go without a glitch.
0:59:28 > 0:59:30# Money made in heaven... #
0:59:30 > 0:59:31Sounds good to me!
0:59:31 > 0:59:33Stick a tenner down for me on Ray.
0:59:33 > 0:59:34Right.
0:59:34 > 0:59:36No, no.
0:59:36 > 0:59:40Please...are you doing a book on this? What's the matter with you?
0:59:40 > 0:59:44Did I not tell you about the journalist from the Gazette who'll be here all day?
0:59:44 > 0:59:45This is supposed to be a PR exercise
0:59:45 > 0:59:48for Ray's grub, not some sleazy tabloid story...
0:59:48 > 0:59:50Oi! Chill out!
0:59:50 > 0:59:52It's not as if she's tapping phones, is it?
0:59:52 > 0:59:57OK, OK. Just let me breathe, breathe... Love you.
0:59:57 > 1:00:00Breathe, Alfie, breathe. Perfect, mate! Lovely.
1:00:01 > 1:00:03Hey, hey. All right, Fats?
1:00:03 > 1:00:05- How you doing?- All right.
1:00:05 > 1:00:09You might as well engrave my name on that trophy right now, rude boy.
1:00:09 > 1:00:13Actually, it's a certificate, courtesy of the lovely Jean Slater.
1:00:13 > 1:00:17- I thought you were doing chicken burgers or something? - The idea is to kind of...
1:00:17 > 1:00:19All right, Dr Poppa?
1:00:19 > 1:00:24Will be, once you've put this on.
1:00:24 > 1:00:26Serious?
1:00:26 > 1:00:30He has a huge beard and he refuses to wash. Just sits there staring at the wall.
1:00:30 > 1:00:33Probably wise, living at Phil Mitchell's.
1:00:33 > 1:00:36That's another thing. They hate each other. Why would he stay there?
1:00:36 > 1:00:39Tell you, I would not mind being a fly on that wall!
1:00:39 > 1:00:42Isn't there a rule about Ramadan and gossiping?
1:00:42 > 1:00:44I am not gossiping!
1:00:44 > 1:00:47I am simply being a concerned neighbour, that's all.
1:00:49 > 1:00:52Whose idea was it to enter a cooking competition during Ramadan?
1:00:52 > 1:00:56When you've finished this, can you go to the restaurant and get napkins
1:00:56 > 1:00:58- then come back and chop onions? - Tamwar,
1:00:58 > 1:01:01I'm relying on you today to be my sanity. OK?
1:01:01 > 1:01:03Why's it such a big deal for her, anyway?
1:01:03 > 1:01:06Clue's in the word "competition".
1:01:06 > 1:01:09- All right, Del?- All right, Masood?
1:01:12 > 1:01:14Oh, I'm having some of that, Jean!
1:01:14 > 1:01:16Put me down for a tenner!
1:01:16 > 1:01:20- Oh, thanks, Derek. It's all for a good cause.- Forget the cause,
1:01:20 > 1:01:23I'd pay good money to see Shirley Carter hanging from a rope.
1:01:30 > 1:01:32PHONE RINGS
1:01:32 > 1:01:36Yes? Yes, Jean!
1:01:36 > 1:01:39How am I feeling? Terrific.
1:01:39 > 1:01:40I'm feeling just terrific.
1:01:40 > 1:01:42Yes. OK. I'll see you later.
1:01:42 > 1:01:44You all right?
1:01:48 > 1:01:51I want you to stay at home and watch him today.
1:01:51 > 1:01:54- On my own? - No, thought I'd draft in the army!
1:01:54 > 1:01:59I got to concentrate on Shirl's big day. And no more going walkabouts.
1:01:59 > 1:02:02You could help me...
1:02:19 > 1:02:22Is Bobby at his mate's all day?
1:02:22 > 1:02:23Uh-huh.
1:02:23 > 1:02:29Then...just think what we could be doing with our day, eh?
1:02:29 > 1:02:30You, me...
1:02:30 > 1:02:32your house.
1:02:32 > 1:02:34Your empty house.
1:02:37 > 1:02:39After the competition.
1:02:39 > 1:02:41And you can help me set up the stall.
1:02:42 > 1:02:44Why's all this mean so much to you anyway, eh?
1:02:44 > 1:02:45Is it your old man?
1:02:46 > 1:02:48This has nothing to do with him.
1:02:48 > 1:02:52This is about me and my future.
1:02:52 > 1:02:54And no-one is going to get in my way.
1:02:58 > 1:03:00All right, yeah. What time?
1:03:00 > 1:03:02- Lovely. - DOOR CLOSING
1:03:02 > 1:03:04I gotta go.
1:03:06 > 1:03:08- Who was that?- Boxing agent.
1:03:08 > 1:03:11- Gotta go.- How long are you going to be?
1:03:13 > 1:03:16Couple of hours, all right?
1:03:25 > 1:03:27Sauce?
1:03:34 > 1:03:36Oh! Oh, yeah, nice one, I'm starving.
1:03:36 > 1:03:39You sit down. Let's have some breakfast.
1:03:39 > 1:03:42No, Janine's fine. I think she'd appreciate it, that's all.
1:03:42 > 1:03:44I don't know, Michael. I'm not sure.
1:03:44 > 1:03:47Good man. Just make it seem casual, yeah? Like I didn't say anything.
1:03:47 > 1:03:51So, she's gone completely mental, then?
1:03:51 > 1:03:52I dunno.
1:03:52 > 1:03:54Pops, just wait here one minute.
1:03:54 > 1:03:56Eh? Where you going?
1:03:58 > 1:04:00If you wanted a dictionary definition for Sod's Law
1:04:00 > 1:04:03- this would be it, right here. - Don't be so defeatist, babe.
1:04:03 > 1:04:06It's London Memorabilia, Christian. For the Olympics.
1:04:06 > 1:04:09I know what it is! So?
1:04:09 > 1:04:10So, we'll have get selling.
1:04:10 > 1:04:14Please, if I'm going to stand any chance of saving this from being an outright disaster...
1:04:14 > 1:04:18I would if I could but I've agreed to be a judge for the cook-off now.
1:04:18 > 1:04:20Great, I suppose I've got to get Yas ready
1:04:20 > 1:04:24- for the baby competition as well? - Look on the bright side - end of the day you'll be £500 better off.
1:04:24 > 1:04:28Yeah, with a mum declaring World War III.
1:04:28 > 1:04:30Would you like a leaflet for the baby contest?
1:04:30 > 1:04:32- OK.- Thank you.
1:04:36 > 1:04:41Lexi, we're going to be rich! We're going to be rich, look!
1:04:46 > 1:04:50Hey, you! Fancy being my chief head tast...?
1:04:50 > 1:04:53Kim? Kim!
1:04:56 > 1:04:58- Seen Shirley?- No, why?
1:04:58 > 1:05:01She is all right, isn't she? About the abseil?
1:05:01 > 1:05:03She's gone AWOL.
1:05:03 > 1:05:06AWOL? What d'you mean, AWOL?
1:05:06 > 1:05:10- I've got £600 sponsorship money here! Where AWOL?- I don't know.
1:05:10 > 1:05:13That's generally what it means, don't it?
1:05:15 > 1:05:17BABY CRYING
1:05:17 > 1:05:20- Shh.- She's really grown, ain't she, Janine?
1:05:20 > 1:05:22- Proper little smasher, ain't she, Lo?- Why aren't you working?
1:05:22 > 1:05:26- Community Day, ain't it?- Last time I checked it wasn't a public holiday.
1:05:26 > 1:05:29We only popped over to say hello. I mean, if it's a bad time...?
1:05:29 > 1:05:32Come on, please, baby. Shh.
1:05:32 > 1:05:35- You've just had a feed. - Probably stressed.
1:05:35 > 1:05:36- What?- Stress.
1:05:36 > 1:05:39When you're stressed, they sense it and it stresses them out...
1:05:39 > 1:05:40Well, I'm not stressed!
1:05:40 > 1:05:45- That's not what Michael says.- Shh... What? Has he sent you over here?
1:05:45 > 1:05:48No, no, he didn't send us over, he just, sort of, pointed us in the right...
1:05:48 > 1:05:51I do not need checking up on, all right? I'm doing just fine.
1:05:51 > 1:05:53I'm... I'm adjusting.
1:05:53 > 1:05:54Shh, shh.
1:05:54 > 1:05:56They don't like it when you shout.
1:05:58 > 1:06:01See, there you go.
1:06:01 > 1:06:03Right, well, we'll leave you to it, then.
1:06:03 > 1:06:06It's funny, innit? When you have a baby? Everyone starts cooing.
1:06:06 > 1:06:08It's not like she's baby Jesus or anything, is it?
1:06:10 > 1:06:13- Well, we'll be off, Janine.- W... See ya.
1:06:16 > 1:06:18Ooh, Billy...
1:06:18 > 1:06:19DOOR CLOSES
1:06:20 > 1:06:22..you've forgotten something.
1:06:39 > 1:06:41Oh!
1:06:41 > 1:06:42What you doing here?
1:06:42 > 1:06:45How'd you get in? Is Patrick here?
1:06:47 > 1:06:48Shirley?
1:06:48 > 1:06:51Shirley, has something happened? What's wrong?
1:06:51 > 1:06:54So, you're still at the boxing gym?
1:06:54 > 1:06:57And you're going to be there for a while longer, yeah?
1:06:57 > 1:06:59No.
1:06:59 > 1:07:01No, we're OK.
1:07:02 > 1:07:04Yeah. Bye.
1:07:09 > 1:07:15How would you like...to go and find Daddy? Hmm?
1:07:16 > 1:07:19PHONE BEEPS
1:07:19 > 1:07:22Right, here you go.
1:07:22 > 1:07:24Nice cuppa for ya.
1:07:25 > 1:07:28Is that a picture of Carly's baby?
1:07:28 > 1:07:33No. No, it's a video, actually.
1:07:33 > 1:07:34I'll show it to you.
1:07:37 > 1:07:41Ain't it amazing, all the things you can do with a phone nowadays, innit?
1:07:41 > 1:07:44Only got a few pictures of Libby and Chelsea at that age.
1:07:46 > 1:07:47Here, watch this!
1:07:47 > 1:07:50Watch, he looks like he's saluting, look.
1:07:54 > 1:07:58- Shirl, maybe I can have a word? - I gotta go.- Shirl, I've...
1:08:03 > 1:08:06Just before we start our cook-off, specially for the boys and girls,
1:08:06 > 1:08:09we have a visual treat for you.
1:08:09 > 1:08:13Will you please welcome the one and only Fats The Chicken!
1:08:13 > 1:08:15LAUGHTER, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1:08:15 > 1:08:18Does a wonderful omelette!
1:08:18 > 1:08:19It's not a fancy dress, mate!
1:08:19 > 1:08:21- Takes some stuffing, innit? - Keep it clean, Derek.
1:08:21 > 1:08:23Happy, are ya?
1:08:23 > 1:08:29Right, everybody, we're about to start our Walford Olympic Cook-off.
1:08:29 > 1:08:32- 'Ere, what's the odds on your man Ray, there?- We're not doing bets...
1:08:32 > 1:08:34Oi, I'll give you two to one for that.
1:08:34 > 1:08:37- Mo, what's the matter with you? We're not doing that today.- Shut up!
1:08:37 > 1:08:41This is family entertainment. Once you've tried our culinary delights,
1:08:41 > 1:08:44if you'd like to wash it down with some fine lager,
1:08:44 > 1:08:48then make your way into the world-famous watering hole, better known as the Queen Victoria!
1:08:48 > 1:08:51- Can we get on with it, please? - Yeah, all right, darling.
1:08:51 > 1:08:53- So, are we all ready to start? - CHEERING
1:08:53 > 1:08:55OK, let's see if our contestants are ready.
1:08:55 > 1:08:57First of all, we've got beautiful Lucy Beale.
1:08:57 > 1:09:00- Are you ready, Lucy? - Yeah, I'm ready.- Lucy's ready.
1:09:00 > 1:09:02Fats The Chicken, are you ready?
1:09:02 > 1:09:04Good to go, brother, good to go!
1:09:04 > 1:09:07- Yes, I am ready. - Zainab's ready, everybody.
1:09:07 > 1:09:10And, of course, last, but by no means least, everybody,
1:09:10 > 1:09:15from the Queen Victoria - the one, the only, Ray Dixon!
1:09:15 > 1:09:17CHEERING AND BOOING
1:09:18 > 1:09:20So, are we ready to start?
1:09:20 > 1:09:23We're going to have a countdown from three to one. Are we ready?
1:09:23 > 1:09:25Three...two...one...
1:09:25 > 1:09:27Start cooking!
1:09:27 > 1:09:29- Come on, Zainab!- Go on, Fats! - Come on, Ray!
1:09:33 > 1:09:34Here you go, mate.
1:09:36 > 1:09:37Ian?
1:09:39 > 1:09:41Ian, you upstairs?
1:09:44 > 1:09:46DOOR CLOSES
1:09:46 > 1:09:47Has Shirley come back here?
1:09:51 > 1:09:52What's happened?
1:09:55 > 1:09:59I only took my eyes off him for a second, right? Just a second, Dad.
1:09:59 > 1:10:01You find Beale and I'll look for Shirley, all right?
1:10:01 > 1:10:03Go on, go and find him!
1:10:19 > 1:10:22What is your father doing mucking around like that?
1:10:22 > 1:10:24He's got to get Kamil ready for the baby competition.
1:10:24 > 1:10:26Probably wishing he'd taken that job!
1:10:27 > 1:10:29What?
1:10:29 > 1:10:30Er, nothing.
1:10:30 > 1:10:33No, no, you definitely said something, Tamwar.
1:10:33 > 1:10:34HE SQUEAKS
1:10:34 > 1:10:36Now you just made a noise.
1:10:36 > 1:10:37What noise?
1:10:37 > 1:10:39"Eh"!
1:10:39 > 1:10:41"Eh"? It's not a word, is it?
1:10:41 > 1:10:45I know that but I am not the one making incomprehensible noises
1:10:45 > 1:10:48just to irritate his mother. Now explain to me, what does "eh" mean?
1:10:48 > 1:10:50It...
1:10:51 > 1:10:52Tamwar?
1:10:53 > 1:10:55OK...
1:10:55 > 1:10:57Dad got the job...
1:10:57 > 1:10:59but he didn't take it because he knew that
1:10:59 > 1:11:02you'd think you couldn't afford the pay cut.
1:11:05 > 1:11:08- Really?- Yeah, I'm going to get some napkins.
1:11:23 > 1:11:25Janine? Ahh!
1:11:25 > 1:11:28- Oh, she is adorable. - Er, is this Pat?
1:11:28 > 1:11:29Erm, Scarlett...
1:11:29 > 1:11:32- She don't look like you.- Babies don't look like their parents.
1:11:32 > 1:11:35It's just one of those things that people say
1:11:35 > 1:11:37because essentially all they're looking at
1:11:37 > 1:11:40is a really stupid food and waste machine.
1:11:40 > 1:11:42That's cute, Tam. Cute.
1:11:42 > 1:11:44Hey, babe, hey.
1:11:45 > 1:11:48Can you give her some space, please? She's not really used to crowds.
1:11:48 > 1:11:51Hey, shh.
1:11:51 > 1:11:53It's OK.
1:12:01 > 1:12:03Shirley?
1:12:09 > 1:12:12I'm just testing the suspension.
1:12:12 > 1:12:14What you so afraid of? Eh?
1:12:16 > 1:12:20Might have something to do with that 50-ft drop.
1:12:20 > 1:12:23The geezer from the sports centre's going to be there.
1:12:23 > 1:12:26- It's perfectly safe.- What you saying, that it's all in my head?
1:12:26 > 1:12:28Yeah.
1:12:28 > 1:12:31And THAT is not going to help.
1:12:33 > 1:12:34Look at me...
1:12:36 > 1:12:38..I'm hiding in the back of a car like some loon.
1:12:40 > 1:12:41Pathetic.
1:12:43 > 1:12:46I don't even know who I am any more.
1:12:48 > 1:12:49Who am I, Phil?
1:12:51 > 1:12:52You're Shirley Carter.
1:12:53 > 1:12:55Who's she?
1:12:57 > 1:12:59I used to know who I was...
1:13:00 > 1:13:03..used to be a best mate...
1:13:03 > 1:13:06Hev's best mate. I was good at that sometimes...
1:13:07 > 1:13:09..but now I'm no good at nothing.
1:13:11 > 1:13:15- You're a mum.- Pfft!- What?
1:13:16 > 1:13:17Carly's just had a baby.
1:13:17 > 1:13:20Guess who got the proud title of grandmother of the year?
1:13:20 > 1:13:23I'll give you a clue... it wasn't me.
1:13:24 > 1:13:27You've got Ben and Jay...
1:13:27 > 1:13:29- they think the world of you.- As if.
1:13:29 > 1:13:31What d'you mean?
1:13:31 > 1:13:33Every time I walk into a room, they walk out.
1:13:33 > 1:13:36Look, don't say that I'm imagining it.
1:13:37 > 1:13:39Hev dying...
1:13:40 > 1:13:42..it changed something in our house...
1:13:44 > 1:13:46..we're not like a family any more.
1:13:48 > 1:13:49They need you.
1:13:52 > 1:13:54It's you they look up to now.
1:13:55 > 1:13:58- We could change that...- How? - ..we can work on that.
1:14:00 > 1:14:04Oh, no, you don't, Shirley Carter! You're coming with me.
1:14:04 > 1:14:05Come on.
1:14:15 > 1:14:18- Right, so, what's your verdict, Michael?- I like what I see.
1:14:18 > 1:14:22Very nice. Like the lady herself - juicy but with a nice tarty edge.
1:14:22 > 1:14:25- Oi, watch it.- Oi, oi, oi, oi!
1:14:25 > 1:14:29- Very tasty indeed, Lucy. - Oh, hello, all right, Janine?
1:14:29 > 1:14:32Oh, ho, ho, ho! Someone's been caught bang to rights?
1:14:32 > 1:14:34CROWD: Ooh!
1:14:34 > 1:14:37# Someone's in the dog house! #
1:14:37 > 1:14:38CROWD LAUGHS
1:14:38 > 1:14:39Right, where were we?
1:14:41 > 1:14:43Janine, what's wrong?
1:14:43 > 1:14:46Alfie rang me this morning, he really needed the help.
1:14:46 > 1:14:49- Where's the harm? - Oh, I bet you leapt at the chance
1:14:49 > 1:14:52to salivate over Lucy Beale's tarty apples.
1:14:52 > 1:14:55I mean, it's not like her body resembles a battle ground.
1:14:55 > 1:14:58Have you heard yourself? It's a cooking competition.
1:14:58 > 1:15:00I know. So why did you lie?
1:15:00 > 1:15:03Frankly, with the way you're behaving at the moment, it's simpler.
1:15:03 > 1:15:06And you've been bad mouthing me behind my back.
1:15:06 > 1:15:09- To who?- Billy Mitchell, of all people!
1:15:10 > 1:15:13- Why you doing that? - Because I need the toilet.
1:15:13 > 1:15:14Go home, then.
1:15:16 > 1:15:20I don't want to leave Scarlett. OK, just don't go anywhere.
1:15:20 > 1:15:24£734.05, isn't it wonderful?
1:15:26 > 1:15:31Oh! That's £739.05... Shirl?
1:15:34 > 1:15:36Open this door.
1:15:36 > 1:15:37- No.- Oh, please open this door now,
1:15:37 > 1:15:40- otherwise I swear I'm going to kick it down.- Go on then!
1:15:40 > 1:15:42Oh! Just, please, I need to use that toilet!
1:15:42 > 1:15:45Is this some kind of trick? Jean Slater put you up to this?
1:15:45 > 1:15:48No! Just open the door!
1:15:48 > 1:15:50Janine, you can huff and puff as much as you like,
1:15:50 > 1:15:51I'm not going to open the door!
1:15:51 > 1:15:53- You all right?- No.
1:15:53 > 1:15:55No, I am not all right, actually.
1:15:55 > 1:15:57I've been up all night, I've got a bladder the size of a pea,
1:15:57 > 1:16:00my husband is outside eyeing up women half my age
1:16:00 > 1:16:01and I'm here about to WET myself,
1:16:01 > 1:16:04and to top it all off, I'm a terrible mother.
1:16:10 > 1:16:12You going in or what?
1:16:15 > 1:16:18Come on, then!
1:16:27 > 1:16:30And also, may I remind you that inside the Queen Victoria
1:16:30 > 1:16:35the love of my life will be serving the finest ales and wines in the kingdom -
1:16:35 > 1:16:38quote me on that, will you?
1:16:38 > 1:16:41- Where's the guy with the kit? - Right, I'll call him.
1:16:41 > 1:16:43- Have you seen Michael?- No.
1:16:47 > 1:16:50No, no, come on, man. You can't go now, man -
1:16:50 > 1:16:52- you're my lucky mascot, babe.- Really?
1:16:52 > 1:16:54Come on now, Kim!
1:16:54 > 1:16:58You can't! It's not my fault that you've got your wires crossed.
1:16:59 > 1:17:02Look, you go through my stuff and you're angry with me?
1:17:02 > 1:17:05I never mentioned anything about us moving in.
1:17:05 > 1:17:08No, cos that would mean you'd have to take me seriously
1:17:08 > 1:17:10and I'm just a walking punchline to you, innit?
1:17:10 > 1:17:12Now you're just being foolish.
1:17:12 > 1:17:14You know how I feel about you.
1:17:17 > 1:17:20- Don't do that.- What?
1:17:20 > 1:17:22That female thing.
1:17:25 > 1:17:29Oh, my goodness! His pan is burning - any water?
1:17:29 > 1:17:32See, care more about your food than you do me.
1:17:32 > 1:17:34- Do you know what, Kimberly Fox? Yeah.- What?
1:17:34 > 1:17:36You are the most annoying woman on the face of the planet.
1:17:36 > 1:17:38Really?! Well, I...
1:17:39 > 1:17:41Come here, quick!
1:17:44 > 1:17:46CHEERING
1:17:49 > 1:17:52Right then, guys, if I can get everybody into a nice, neat line
1:17:52 > 1:17:54for the competition to start.
1:17:55 > 1:18:00- Didn't know Lexi was entering? - Yeah, just decided this morning.
1:18:00 > 1:18:02She looks cute...for a baby.
1:18:02 > 1:18:05So does Amy. Is she wearing make-up?
1:18:05 > 1:18:08Bit of blusher - Yasmin's wearing mascara.
1:18:08 > 1:18:12She's got naturally long lashes, actually, she takes after her dad.
1:18:12 > 1:18:15Well, before you say anything, no, Kamil's not wearing lipstick,
1:18:15 > 1:18:19although he is partial to a bit of nail polish, aren't you?
1:18:19 > 1:18:23- Did Michael come in here? - Yeah, I think so.
1:18:25 > 1:18:27- You all right, Janine?- (No.)
1:18:27 > 1:18:31- Janine? What you doing? - Where is she? Where's my baby?
1:18:31 > 1:18:32Just over there.
1:18:38 > 1:18:42- Hi.- Just had a nappy situation to deal with.
1:18:42 > 1:18:44I...
1:18:44 > 1:18:45I just thought...
1:18:45 > 1:18:47What? What did you think?
1:18:48 > 1:18:52- Why can't you trust me? - (I do.) I...
1:18:52 > 1:18:54I do, I'm just tired, OK.
1:18:54 > 1:18:56Well, go home then, get some sleep.
1:18:56 > 1:19:01- Yeah, what about Scarlett?- What about her? We'll be fine together.
1:19:02 > 1:19:04Leave her with me.
1:19:06 > 1:19:07Erm...
1:19:10 > 1:19:12I don't...
1:19:12 > 1:19:14I think you should just...
1:19:14 > 1:19:16OK.
1:19:16 > 1:19:18- I'll see you at home, then.- Yeah.
1:19:24 > 1:19:25BELL CLANGS
1:19:28 > 1:19:33Thank you. Right, the winner of the most beautiful baby competition -
1:19:33 > 1:19:36bar Tommy of course - is...
1:19:41 > 1:19:43- ..Lexi Pearce.- Get in!
1:19:43 > 1:19:45APPLAUSE
1:19:45 > 1:19:47Congratulations, darling!
1:19:52 > 1:19:54- Do you realise what that means, Pops?- Yeah, savings account.
1:19:54 > 1:19:57Shopping spree!
1:19:57 > 1:20:03OK, everybody, if you'd like to gather round, that's it,
1:20:03 > 1:20:07because our judges have been tantalising their taste buds
1:20:07 > 1:20:10and I do believe Christian has come up with a winner.
1:20:10 > 1:20:11- I have indeed.- Thank you, sir.
1:20:11 > 1:20:13OK. If I open this little envelope
1:20:13 > 1:20:15and announce our winner,
1:20:15 > 1:20:21here, on the official Olympic Walford Cook-off the winner is...
1:20:21 > 1:20:24- Actually, what we'll do is... - Oh, come on, Alfie!
1:20:24 > 1:20:26I got money riding on this. Come on!
1:20:26 > 1:20:28I want to build up the tension, OK?
1:20:28 > 1:20:32And the winner of the cook-off...
1:20:33 > 1:20:37..is the one and only, from Cindy's cafe,
1:20:37 > 1:20:41for her Apple Surprise, Lucy Beale!
1:20:41 > 1:20:45Congratulations, Lucy. Hey, better cluck next time, Fats.
1:20:46 > 1:20:49Zainab, you did a good job, dar... Sweetheart, will you stop!
1:20:49 > 1:20:54Masood, have a word with your missus! Raymond, next time keep your eye on the food, all right?
1:20:54 > 1:20:57- Hey, mate, I've got my prize right here.- Yeah, OK, whatever.
1:20:57 > 1:20:59Anyway, we got a little something special for you
1:20:59 > 1:21:01and this is from Jean.
1:21:01 > 1:21:03She's put it in a frame as well. That's specially for you.
1:21:03 > 1:21:05Oh, and some pictures. Here, Christian get in.
1:21:05 > 1:21:08Everybody get in for the picture for the Gazette.
1:21:08 > 1:21:09Lovely.
1:21:09 > 1:21:11Right, Lucy, is there anything you'd like to say?
1:21:11 > 1:21:13Yeah, for a matter of fact.
1:21:13 > 1:21:16I know you're meant to thank people in these speeches
1:21:16 > 1:21:17but, frankly, that would be a lie.
1:21:17 > 1:21:21I did this all on my own, so I thank myself.
1:21:21 > 1:21:22Wow, what about that? One more time,
1:21:22 > 1:21:27Lucy Beale, from the now-famous Cindy's cafe!
1:21:27 > 1:21:30Maybe one day you'll make pancakes in the Vic.
1:21:30 > 1:21:32So, Yas didn't win?
1:21:32 > 1:21:37- Well, she's still as gorgeous as her dad, in my eyes. - This is serious, Christian.
1:21:37 > 1:21:39Without that money, I can't afford to keep the stall going.
1:21:39 > 1:21:41And the bank might have come through to pay customs
1:21:41 > 1:21:43but there's no way I'm going to break even.
1:21:43 > 1:21:45Can't you ask Tanya for your old job back?
1:21:45 > 1:21:48No, I'm not going backwards, I need to keep going.
1:21:48 > 1:21:49Meaning?
1:21:51 > 1:21:53I dunno yet.
1:21:53 > 1:21:55What's this I've heard about?
1:21:55 > 1:21:57The abseil being cancelled or something?
1:21:57 > 1:21:59The tech's wife double booked.
1:21:59 > 1:22:01You tell him, you tell him to get down here now
1:22:01 > 1:22:04- or Phil'll kneecap him and his wife.- The kit is in France.
1:22:04 > 1:22:08A teenage boy with leukaemia is abseiling down the Sacre-Coeur.
1:22:08 > 1:22:11- Who?- Listen, am I announcing it's cancelled, or what? I don't know.
1:22:11 > 1:22:12It's so annoying!
1:22:12 > 1:22:15It means I'll have to hand ALL this sponsorship money back.
1:22:15 > 1:22:17That's George's money! That ain't right!
1:22:17 > 1:22:19You can still do what you said you was going to do,
1:22:19 > 1:22:22- just by going up on the roof and standing there.- Yeah.
1:22:22 > 1:22:25Oh, that is brilliant. That's brilliant!
1:22:25 > 1:22:27Cos that way we get to keep the sponsorship money
1:22:27 > 1:22:31and you, most importantly, get to face your demons.
1:22:33 > 1:22:34On one condition...
1:22:34 > 1:22:36you come with me?
1:22:43 > 1:22:47So, we didn't win... Business'll pick up
1:22:47 > 1:22:50and I promise we'll put some money aside for Tam's future,
1:22:50 > 1:22:51whatever he decides to do.
1:22:51 > 1:22:56- And then there's the wedding... - I want you...to take that job, Mas.
1:22:58 > 1:23:00Tamwar told me.
1:23:01 > 1:23:02Oh.
1:23:04 > 1:23:06Well, we can't afford the pay cut.
1:23:06 > 1:23:10Life isn't about earning pots of money,
1:23:10 > 1:23:15or winning competitions, or even big weddings.
1:23:15 > 1:23:18It's about the everyday things.
1:23:19 > 1:23:22And if it make you happy...then it'll make me happy.
1:23:26 > 1:23:27Or you could do both?
1:23:30 > 1:23:33Right, now, as you're aware, everybody,
1:23:33 > 1:23:37Shirley is facing her worst fear - the fear of heights.
1:23:37 > 1:23:40Ladies and gentlemen, she's doing this for a very, very good cause...
1:23:40 > 1:23:42- This way.- ..for little George's future
1:23:42 > 1:23:44and Jean's there, make sure you stick some more money in.
1:23:44 > 1:23:47- Dig deep, everybody... - Missing quite a view up here!
1:23:47 > 1:23:49- Come on, Shirl.- Ah! - Come on, you can do it.
1:23:49 > 1:23:52..we should give her a bit of support? Come on, everybody.
1:23:52 > 1:23:56- Shirley...- ALL: Shirley, Shirley... - This way, just a few more steps.
1:23:56 > 1:24:00- Come on, Shirley!- Come on, Shirley! - Come on, Shirley!
1:24:01 > 1:24:05No! No, not you, Phil!
1:24:05 > 1:24:08Mind you, a few people might want to see you jump!
1:24:08 > 1:24:09No, we want Shirley!
1:24:09 > 1:24:13ALL: Shirley, Shirley, Shirley...
1:24:14 > 1:24:17Stop, stop, stop! I don't owe you nothing.
1:24:17 > 1:24:20- I burnt my food because of you! - That's because you can't cook.
1:24:20 > 1:24:23What you talking about, "can't cook"? I'll cook you!
1:24:23 > 1:24:25- Really?- Yes, really! - You going to cook for me?
1:24:25 > 1:24:29- You know what, you talk too much. Don't worry about it.- Really?
1:24:32 > 1:24:33ALL: Shirley, Shirley...
1:24:33 > 1:24:37Come on, Shirley. Keeping us waiting!
1:24:38 > 1:24:40You can do it.
1:24:40 > 1:24:42Yes, you can!
1:24:42 > 1:24:45Look, I know you haven't got Hev any more but you've got me.
1:24:45 > 1:24:47I can be your best mate now.
1:24:47 > 1:24:51Just got to trust me, that's all.
1:24:51 > 1:24:54Come on, give me your hand. Give me your hand!
1:24:57 > 1:24:59YES!
1:24:59 > 1:25:01Let's hear it for Shirley Carter!
1:25:03 > 1:25:08# There's only one Shirley Carter! One Shirley Carter... #
1:25:08 > 1:25:10Open your eyes.
1:25:10 > 1:25:14- Open your eyes! - Well done, sweetheart!
1:25:15 > 1:25:19- You did it. You did it! - Give us a wave!
1:25:19 > 1:25:20I did it!
1:25:20 > 1:25:22Go on, Shirley!
1:25:22 > 1:25:24CHEERING
1:25:26 > 1:25:29Marry me?
1:25:29 > 1:25:30What?
1:25:30 > 1:25:31Phil Mitchell...
1:25:33 > 1:25:34..will you marry me?
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