10/09/2011

0:00:40 > 0:00:43- I liked it when it was just the two of us.- Oh, Arthur, so did I.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45But, you see, life,

0:00:45 > 0:00:48it evolves and we have to...

0:00:48 > 0:00:55evolve with it. Rose, she is my sister by my mother and I had to take her in, it was my duty.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58It was the charitable thing to do.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02Yeah, but I heard her last night outside my room. She was...lurking!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04It's the call of nature, Arthur.

0:01:04 > 0:01:09Sometimes, when people get older, you know, the call comes more frequent

0:01:09 > 0:01:12and they have to answer it quick, whether it be day or night.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Yeah, but she's hawking me. - Hawking?- Yeah.

0:01:15 > 0:01:20You know, she's looking at me like she's some big bird of prey and I'm her dinner.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23And she's going to swoop down and pick me up and carry me off.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25- Oh, dear.- I know.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Two nights on the trot.

0:01:32 > 0:01:37- How long's it going to go on for? - He's the one with all the answers.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40I know he hurt you.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44Don't try and justify what he said, Jean, just don't, all right?

0:01:44 > 0:01:47He can either stay on the sofa or clear off for all I care.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49I can manage fine on my own.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51So can Tommy.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54And so can this one.

0:01:54 > 0:01:55Tan.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Tan?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Sorry?- Our honeymoon? Honeymoon?

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Are you all right?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Yes. Sorry, yes...honeymoon!

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Vegas sounds fantastic.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13There might not be a honeymoon if we can't find Amira, get this one divorced.

0:02:13 > 0:02:18Right, well...brainstorming time. You two can be the fairies, I'll be the Godmother.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Let's work out a way of you living happily ever after, shall we?

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Yeah, mate, dream on.- What you doing?

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Your job. - Well, go upstairs cos I'm here now.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Don't forget to count the mixers. - Done it before, remember?

0:02:42 > 0:02:45I thought all you had to do was say "I divorce you" three times?

0:02:45 > 0:02:48That's the Muslim part of it, but it has to be done legally like everyone else.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51So Syed's asked around the community and nobody knows anything.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54More likely they do know and just don't want him to find her.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55Private detective!

0:02:55 > 0:02:57They'll track her down.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59We can't afford one, darling.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Chances are they'll take the money and still not find her.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Put an ad in the paper or put a picture up saying, "Have you seen this woman?"

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Tan! She's not a lost dog!

0:03:08 > 0:03:12I don't even know why we're bothering. I bet we find her and she still won't give you a divorce.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16- Just out of spite.- Amira's not spiteful.- She's not anything.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Something is up, isn't it?

0:03:19 > 0:03:22No.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24I had a row with me mum on Friday and I chucked her out.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27I just wish she'd come and collect her stuff and disappear.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29- You don't mean that.- I do.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Got enough on my plate without her breathing down my neck.- What's up?

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Nothing, just...family stuff.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39You know, juggling too many balls.

0:03:43 > 0:03:48This should be a time for great celebrating.

0:03:50 > 0:03:55It's like someone up there's been thinking about the missing bit of the jigsaw

0:03:55 > 0:03:57to make the family whole

0:03:57 > 0:04:01and here you are... with child, as they say.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03You should swing that past Alfie.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05He might well go for immaculate conception.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09It's just a shock, that's all.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12It was a shock for me an' all. I have not been with anyone else.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16- I know you haven't. I believe you.- Yeah?

0:04:16 > 0:04:17Why can't he?

0:04:19 > 0:04:23- All right?- I'm all right. - Ain't seen you about.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26No, because I've got a pub to run, Michael.

0:04:26 > 0:04:31LADS! Oi! Stop talking! Why don't you get a move on, eh? Standing here all day, waiting for you pair!

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- What's she done then?- What you on about?- That look on your face.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38- What's Kat done?- I'm not discussing my marriage with you even if there was anything to discuss.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Which of course, there isn't, thank you, Michael.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45The cold-shoulder treatment? That's a shame as you're the only cousin...

0:04:45 > 0:04:48the only family, in fact that I'd give a kidney to.

0:04:48 > 0:04:54Give me a kidney? More like sell me one. 50% discount and the rest at 26% over the next 25 years?

0:04:54 > 0:04:58- Yeah.- He knows me so well.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02Stop with the raise-y eyebrow thing cos it's nothing. You ain't got to worry.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04You can't kid a kidder.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Tell me, it won't go any further.

0:05:06 > 0:05:07Just a row.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11- Something and nothing, that's all. - You sure?

0:05:11 > 0:05:16Yeah, sure. Listen, if you want to pop in later for a drink,

0:05:16 > 0:05:18it'll be on me.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22- I will.- Good, see you then.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24It's his kid!

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- I've a good mind to get rid, that'll teach him.- Don't be silly!

0:05:27 > 0:05:29You don't mean that.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Course I don't.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Most women, when find out they're having a baby, there's champagne and parties.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38I find out and it's a flamin' inquisition!

0:05:40 > 0:05:42What you going to do?

0:05:44 > 0:05:47I'm not going to let him get to me. I've done nothing wrong

0:05:47 > 0:05:50and I will not be made to feel guilty.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56I'm very fond of Arthur

0:05:56 > 0:05:59and I won't have him feeling his home ain't his home no more.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03Well, I'm very surprised he thinks I don't like him because I do.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06He's got a certain something about him that reminds me of Omar Sharif.

0:06:06 > 0:06:12Well, I don't know about Omar Sharif but there's plenty rooms in that house for us to live in harmony.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16Mind you, there'd be a bit more harmony if you was to pay board like you said you would.

0:06:16 > 0:06:21I'm looking. But there's not much going for a mature lady the wrong side of 50.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24You won't see 70 again, darling.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28Not that it's any of your business but I'm nowhere near 70!

0:06:28 > 0:06:32Dot, I've heard the doctor in the square is looking for a new receptionist.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35- That won't suit you.- Why not? I've worked in a surgery before.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39That won't suit because Dr Khan is my doctor.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42I can just about tolerate you having access to my kitchen cupboards

0:06:42 > 0:06:48- and drawers but I don't want you having access to my medical records. - But you want me to get a job

0:06:48 > 0:06:50and that Dr Khan is very tasty.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53No. I forbid it!

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Hello, darlin', ain't seen you in here for a while.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Pint, is it? Or you in training?

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Blimey look at the size of them guns, you have been a busy boy.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Give a married woman a thrill.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Phwoar, look at that.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18You going to ask him to do a DNA test?

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- You can stop looking at me like that.- Like what?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32You think I don't know what I'm doing.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36- You're not the first woman to underestimate me.- I just get a bit jumpy around electrics.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39I don't want to use the toaster and have my hair standing on end.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42I used to repair all sorts in my shop.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Radios were a speciality.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48So you definitely know what you're doing?

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Pat, we've established we're friends. Nothing more.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54So lock away the critical tone and throw away the key.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58Girlfriends and wives can criticise all they like,

0:07:58 > 0:08:00friends, thin on the ground as they are,

0:08:00 > 0:08:03have to be supportive. Is that too much to ask?

0:08:03 > 0:08:07- As long as you're supportive of me an' all. It goes both ways.- Deal.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Right, there you go.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Bread.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14'Course.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Come here.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26Oh, look the thingies are going all red.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29- The elements.- Whatever.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Oh, thanks, Half-Pint.

0:08:31 > 0:08:36- Want a cup of tea to go with that? - Half-Pint by name, half pint by nature. Fancy a friendly G&T?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38I've never known an unfriendly one.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Excuse me, Doctor.- Yes?

0:08:46 > 0:08:47I was just coming to see you.

0:08:47 > 0:08:52I'm not ill or anything. I have heard you're looking for a new receptionist.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58How do you fancy a spot of bigamy?

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Mind you, it might not be bigamy to marry a man when you're already married to a woman.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Yeah, that'll go down well! Me in the dock trying to explain

0:09:04 > 0:09:09that one to the judge while my mum screams from the gallery for me to be publicly flogged.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11- I've got another idea.- Go for it.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15She'll have a doctor, won't she? Medical records? Could always ask Yusef?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17- I'm not involving him. - He'd know how to find her doctor.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21And then what? We wait outside the surgery on the off-chance?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24I want to find Amira as much as you do but forget it.

0:09:24 > 0:09:30- I'm not asking for Yusef's help and neither are you, OK?- All right.

0:09:30 > 0:09:35I'm not standing for this, Alfie. I'm not having you think what you're thinking. It's not fair.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37- I've done nothing wrong! - Kat.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- This is your baby. - This is medical, OK.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42I cannot have babies. Can you explain that?

0:09:42 > 0:09:44- No...- No, you can't! Exactly.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Maybe Jean's right, maybe it's a miracle.- Please, stop.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51Miracles don't happen, all right?

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Don't they? We buried a baby and then

0:09:54 > 0:09:58four months later we're holding him in our arms and kissing his laughing face.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01If that ain't a miracle, I don't know what is.

0:10:03 > 0:10:09All right. That was our miracle, it doesn't happen twice.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11It does, Alfie!

0:10:11 > 0:10:13It does.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- I've just had that conversation with another lady. - She got any experience?

0:10:20 > 0:10:24- You've worked in a doctor's surgery before?- No.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28- No, but I've thrown drunks out of pubs.- It's hardly the same.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Look, I'll note your interest.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31- I want a word with you.- Mrs Moon?

0:10:31 > 0:10:35- Tell him he's got me pregnant. - I'm sorry?

0:10:35 > 0:10:39You told me I had one in the oven, only Doubting Thomas reckons another baker's stuck it in.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Do you have to bring everyone in on this?- He's a doctor.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- I don't care! I can't have kids! No offence, Doc.- How do you know?

0:10:45 > 0:10:47- What?- That you're infertile? - That's the medical term.

0:10:47 > 0:10:53When I was in Spain a few years ago, I had some tests. I had a...

0:10:53 > 0:10:55a low thingy count.

0:10:55 > 0:11:00Except the one that's been holding back ready to prove to the rest who's the daddy.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Shut up.- No! - It could happen.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05- What? - Fertility can change in a man.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Come over this afternoon. I'll fit you in.

0:11:07 > 0:11:11- What for? - I think you need some new tests.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Tanya. Tanya.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25I'm not in the mood to fight, Mum.

0:11:25 > 0:11:31Suits me. I don't want to talk about Friday. I do want to say something.

0:11:31 > 0:11:36You've had two husbands. One was a lying cheat, the other a waste of space.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40Good body, I grant you, but otherwise looked like fixtures and fittings.

0:11:40 > 0:11:45I didn't understand either of your marriages.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47You didn't understand mine.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Yes, I did. I grew up in it.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52So, Abi and Lauren get you and Max, do they?

0:11:52 > 0:11:56Understand everything that happened?

0:11:56 > 0:12:03- Well...- 'Course they don't. You're not moving back in, Mum.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07I'm sorry. I can't deal with any more.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10I'm your mother Tanya. Let me help.

0:12:13 > 0:12:14I don't need your help.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34- Fancy a cup a tea, Dot? - Oh, that's ever so kind of you.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36I've let this go cold.

0:12:36 > 0:12:41Do you mind if I join you? I'm at a bit of a loose end.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44No, not at all. I won't be here long, I just popped in for a snack

0:12:44 > 0:12:47before I went and visited Jim, that's my husband.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Where is he?

0:12:48 > 0:12:50He's...in a nursing home.

0:12:50 > 0:12:56He needs specialist care.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Must be hard for you.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Yes.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Know what today is?- No.

0:13:06 > 0:13:11It's the anniversary of the day I met my husband William.

0:13:11 > 0:13:16That's funny. My best friend, Ethel, she had a husband called William.

0:13:16 > 0:13:23I was running for the bus, he was a bus conductor. He grabbed me and pulled me up.

0:13:24 > 0:13:2841 years to the day.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30You're lucky, Dot. He might be in a home

0:13:30 > 0:13:32but you've still got him.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Yes.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Can I be straight?

0:13:40 > 0:13:46I overheard you talking to Rose. You got plenty of room at your place.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50- Don't fancy another lodger, do you? - Oh, I don't know about that.

0:13:50 > 0:13:55I'm at the B & B. I'll pay my way.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58You know what Kim's like - you don't wear trousers, she ain't interested.

0:13:58 > 0:14:05- I know what you mean. - You get to our time of life

0:14:05 > 0:14:08and you don't want to keep shifting from place to place.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11You're looking for somewhere permanent then?

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Only, you see, I've got Arthur to think of.

0:14:14 > 0:14:21He's a lovely boy, but he's a creature of habit, I don't want to upset him,

0:14:21 > 0:14:23cos he don't like nothing disruptive.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26No worries.

0:14:26 > 0:14:32If my own daughter don't want me,

0:14:32 > 0:14:35I can't expect anyone else to take me in.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Right, I'll take over from here. - No, go and get a table. I'm getting these in.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Pat, please.- Sit.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55It is real.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58You think I'll take your word for it?

0:14:58 > 0:15:03It's funny. I was talking to my accountant the other day and I don't think I could spend all of my money.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Even if I tried really, really hard.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Isn't that funny?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09It's hysterical!

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- 17!- Over here!

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Stop it.- What? - Panicking because he's sat there. - I'm not panicking.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21I'm just trying to get a better grip on these plates.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Just accept the fact he's not interested.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27And it's his loss.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39You getting a kick out of this, are you?

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Is this about Jean?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43- Oh, so you are aware of her then? - Of course I am. Look...

0:15:43 > 0:15:46No. You look. I know your game, all right?

0:15:46 > 0:15:52You throw the net wide, see what's out there before pouncing on an old trout. I won't have you hurt Jean.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53I've no intention of hurting her.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56You got two tickets for some skiffle thing and stood her up!

0:15:56 > 0:15:59What do you mean, "stood her up"? I was never going with her!

0:15:59 > 0:16:00You say that cos she's stood there.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Jean was moping all night.

0:16:03 > 0:16:07No. I gave her two tickets.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10How could she think I was going with her? You believe me, Pat?

0:16:10 > 0:16:14If this is Jean, she'll have probably got hold of the wrong end of the stick, as usual.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16No, this is him playing games.

0:16:16 > 0:16:21Sat there like butter wouldn't melt and you laughing like the cat that's got the cream.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Well, I hate to disappoint you, Tiddles, but I reckon the cream's a bit sour.

0:16:24 > 0:16:29- Well, you'd know all about playing games, wouldn't you? - What do you mean by that, Pat?

0:16:29 > 0:16:34You've played off so many men against each other you deserve a lifetime achievement award.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37In fact, they should rename this pub The Slapper Kat!

0:16:45 > 0:16:46Pat, are you all right?

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Don't worry about her, she's had worse things thrown in her face.

0:16:49 > 0:16:54- Let's get you home. - You know what, Pat, the beer facial really suits you.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Oh, shut up, Janine.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58What are you doing here anyway?

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Oh, I know. Trying to buy friends with your money?

0:17:00 > 0:17:04Cos let's face it, nobody'll want to spend time with you for nothing.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07You'd know all about charging by the hour, wouldn't you, Pat!

0:17:07 > 0:17:11You do know she used to be a prostitute? What am I talking about?

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Of course you did! Why else would you be sniffing around her?

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Doing deals for OAPs?

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Who do you think you're talking to?

0:17:18 > 0:17:22This woman took you and your siblings on. She gave you a home.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Don't let it get to you. I'm used to it.- Well, you shouldn't be!

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Me and my sister may well have had our differences but I know she was

0:17:28 > 0:17:32a good woman and she wanted the best for her children.

0:17:32 > 0:17:39And many the time Frank and me would sit in a pub and after a few, he'd bring out the photos. His kids.

0:17:39 > 0:17:46I can tell you this, Janine, if your parents were here right now, they'd look at you with disappointment

0:17:46 > 0:17:48and disgust in their eyes.

0:17:48 > 0:17:53You are a manipulative, spoilt little girl, Janine.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56I'm ashamed to be related to you.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Thank you.- Don't mention it.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01It's what friends do, isn't it?

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Stand up for each other.

0:18:04 > 0:18:05Come on.

0:18:06 > 0:18:10- You'll get used to the intercom. - You mean I've got the job?

0:18:10 > 0:18:15Well, sign those forms and you can help out this afternoon and we'll see what happens.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18There'll be a formal interview and checks of course.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Mr Moon, if you'd like to...

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Oh, hang on. Mr Moon, Doctor will see you now.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38- Thank you.- He never took you on! - Thanks for the vote of confidence.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41- But...you can't work here. - Yes, I can. I'm very suited.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Oh, don't be stupid. You won't last five minutes.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45You'll give everyone the wrong dates.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49Some poor soul will come in to have their ear syringed out and land up in the stirrups.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Can I bring your attention to the sign?

0:18:54 > 0:18:55What do you want?

0:18:55 > 0:18:59- I ain't discussing my ailments with you!- I need to know if it's urgent?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Is it life-threatening?

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Sorry to disappoint you, Rose, but I think I'll last the day.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Hey, you all right?

0:19:17 > 0:19:20- I've been thinking. - I've warned you about that before!

0:19:22 > 0:19:25- There might be a way to find Amira. - Yeah?

0:19:25 > 0:19:27I could do something I don't want to do.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Like what?- Talk to her dad.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34- Forget it. - I could go to his office.

0:19:34 > 0:19:38No, Sy. The last time we had anything to do with him, he turns up with heavies to kill you!

0:19:38 > 0:19:41- I know but that was in the heat of things.- The heat of things?

0:19:41 > 0:19:44It was the heat of things that left me with broken ribs!

0:19:44 > 0:19:48- You think some time's passed and he's going to be happy to see you?! - I'll take that risk.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51I want to get married, Christian. I want to be free of Amira.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Come here.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59I'm sorry my life is so complicated.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Hey...

0:20:02 > 0:20:04I just don't want you putting yourself at risk.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09We will find Amira without having to go anywhere near her psycho dad.

0:20:11 > 0:20:16- All right?- All right.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Cheers, darling.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47I misread the signs, didn't I?

0:20:47 > 0:20:50I wanted to believe he liked me.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52It stands to reason I'd get it wrong.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54I mean, what would he see in me?

0:20:54 > 0:21:00Jean, if you're going to mope around all day, do it in the kitchen, I don't want to hear it.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02- What.- I mean it!

0:21:02 > 0:21:05You should fight your own battles, instead of keep running off all the time.

0:21:05 > 0:21:09Learn to stand up for yourself instead of being a walkover.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17- All right, Kat?- All right?

0:21:17 > 0:21:19- Yeah. Alfie about?- No. He's out.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22- Tell him I want a word.- I pull pints, I don't pass on messages.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24I'll have a pint then.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27- Join me?- No, thank you.

0:21:27 > 0:21:32I saw Alfie earlier. If things ain't too great, you know I'm a good listener.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33What did he say?

0:21:33 > 0:21:38Nothing. Sometimes an impartial ear is what you need.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Just like in Spain, remember? You needed to talk.

0:21:41 > 0:21:46Jean! Serve Michael for me, will you?

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Yes, darling?

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Alfie!

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Alfie.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Well?

0:22:12 > 0:22:18I had to go private to speed things along. I'll get the results tomorrow.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Glad to know you've got money to throw away.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Kat...

0:22:22 > 0:22:24the baby could be mine.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28What do you want? A slap on the back?

0:22:28 > 0:22:29I KNOW the baby's yours.

0:22:29 > 0:22:33I...I could be a daddy.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35So you're not Tommy's dad then?

0:22:35 > 0:22:37- You know what I mean. - Yeah. I know what you mean.

0:22:37 > 0:22:42Half an hour ago, you thought I was giving it away with every pint I sold and now just because

0:22:42 > 0:22:47some bloke with letters after his name says it could be yours, you're thinking of Father's Day cards.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49I told you, it's your baby!

0:22:51 > 0:22:54You should have believed in me!

0:22:54 > 0:22:55I do!

0:22:55 > 0:22:59I do, Kat. You know I love you.

0:23:01 > 0:23:02But I also know what you're like.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06Meaning?

0:23:06 > 0:23:12Come on, we both know you're no saint.

0:23:12 > 0:23:17I'm not saying you're having an affair or anything like that. I'm just being honest with you, Kat.

0:23:17 > 0:23:22I'm not blaming you, I knew what I was getting into when I married you.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25I know what life with Kat Slater is all about.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31"What life with Kat Slater is all about."

0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Mrs B!- In here, Arthur.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52You know Mrs Cross, don't you?

0:23:52 > 0:23:54- Tanya's mother?- Pleased to meet you.

0:23:54 > 0:23:58I was just wondering if you wanted me to come with you to see Jimbo a bit later.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01He's such a nice young man.

0:24:01 > 0:24:05- I look forward to getting to know him better.- His room is the middle,

0:24:05 > 0:24:08between Rose in the front and your room is in the back.

0:24:08 > 0:24:12- Your room?- Yes, Mrs Cross is coming to join our happy family.

0:24:12 > 0:24:17She's nowhere else to go. You know what Jesus said about generosity of spirit and hospitality.

0:24:17 > 0:24:24Didn't your mother tell you not to stand with your mouth open, you'll catch flies.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28I remember MY mother saying that.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54After everything that's happened with Tommy.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58you really think I'd sleep with someone else?

0:24:58 > 0:25:03What sort of cold-hearted cow do you think I am?

0:25:04 > 0:25:08- Kat...- You are such a hero. You know that?

0:25:08 > 0:25:12I mean, that must be what everyone's thinking.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14"Alfie Moon, what a guy!

0:25:14 > 0:25:16"Taking on that.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19"That dirty bit of rough Kat Slater.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21"Who's had more men than hot dinners.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23"He must be a saint."

0:25:23 > 0:25:26- I never meant it like that. - Yes, you did! And you're right.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29'Course you are.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32I'm up the duff, stands to reason there has to be an identity parade.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36Go and line up a load of blokes and I'll try remember if any of them look familiar.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40But it might be a bit hard cos I was probably drunk out of my tree at the time.

0:25:40 > 0:25:41Maybe I was in the gutter.

0:25:41 > 0:25:46With my hair sticking to my face with sweat, my top stained with vomit.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49"What a pretty girl Kat Slater is!

0:25:51 > 0:25:53"But Alfie's turned her life around.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55"Some days she's half-presentable.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58"And what a martyr, bringing up someone else's kid.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01"Oh, and it's his cousin's.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04"She likes to keep it in the family.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06"She's always liked to keep it in the family!"

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Don't say that.

0:26:08 > 0:26:12Why not? That's what you're thinking!

0:26:12 > 0:26:16I love you! You're not Kat Slater any more.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19- You're Kat Moon! - I'll always be Kat Slater!

0:26:19 > 0:26:21You listen to me, you're my wife

0:26:21 > 0:26:23and no matter what happens I love you, all right?

0:26:23 > 0:26:29I love baby Tommy and I'll love this baby just the same.

0:26:29 > 0:26:30Just the same?

0:26:33 > 0:26:36I have not been with anyone else!

0:26:36 > 0:26:39And tomorrow, when you get your precious results

0:26:39 > 0:26:43and you crawl back here to apologise, you'll be lucky if you still find me here!

0:26:43 > 0:26:45- Don't be stupid. - I'm not being stupid!

0:26:45 > 0:26:51The stupid thing to do would be hanging around with someone that doesn't believe a word I say!

0:26:51 > 0:26:54You might be putting up with being married to Kat Slater

0:26:54 > 0:26:57but I reckon I'm through with being married to Alfie Moon!

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Sorry.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06That sink was clear a minute ago!

0:27:06 > 0:27:08It's only my breakfast things.

0:27:08 > 0:27:12- They should be washed up and left to drain!- Hardly worth the bother.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14- I've got to do my face. - What do you think this is?

0:27:14 > 0:27:18- A beauty parlour?- I never saw the point of make-up, myself.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20I mean, you can plaster a brick wall all you like,

0:27:20 > 0:27:24but at the end of the day, it's still a brick wall.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26You wear make-up!

0:27:26 > 0:27:27Yeah, I know, darling,

0:27:27 > 0:27:31but my brick wall ain't got as many cracks as yours.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34Look, we've got to have a rota, I can't have this every morning.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37I've got me routine to stick to.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40- Where's my toast? - I never knew it was yours!

0:27:40 > 0:27:43I'm going to the cafe.

0:27:43 > 0:27:44Don't go. I'll make you some new.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47- No, it's OK, Mrs B. - It'll be nice and hot!

0:27:47 > 0:27:49No, it's OK, I'll see you later, all right?

0:27:49 > 0:27:52What's he doing, living with a load of old women?

0:27:52 > 0:27:53We're not ALL old.

0:27:53 > 0:27:55Oh, ooh!

0:28:00 > 0:28:04You are going to have a little brother or sister.

0:28:04 > 0:28:08You're going to have look out for 'em, cos you're going to be their big brother.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11Their hero. And you'll always have Mummy.

0:28:11 > 0:28:12Both of you.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15If nothing else, you'll always have me.

0:28:19 > 0:28:22You're mad. You don't need to do this.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25Just ignore him. Dip! You know, you should be supporting him.

0:28:25 > 0:28:30- I'll support him - when I'm carrying him, bleeding from the ring. - Shut up.

0:28:30 > 0:28:34- Why did you let Michael talk you into this? - He didn't. I want to do this.

0:28:34 > 0:28:37- Dad'll be happy about that. - That's why we never tell him.

0:28:37 > 0:28:41What Michael said, it's rubbish. You're too raw for this, Ty.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44He's in good shape. You should try some training yourself.

0:28:44 > 0:28:46What shape will he be in after next week's fight?

0:28:46 > 0:28:49- Come on, lower.- Excuse me. - Can't you just walk around, please?

0:28:49 > 0:28:50Should I have to?

0:28:50 > 0:28:53I should be able to leave my house at any time

0:28:53 > 0:28:57without being subjected to sweaty, half-naked, young men.

0:28:59 > 0:29:03- Well, this is boring. - Open up the Emporium, then. We'll be doing this for ages, mate.

0:29:06 > 0:29:08Right, what's next, boss?

0:29:08 > 0:29:11Christian? What's next, mate?

0:29:12 > 0:29:14Yeah.

0:29:17 > 0:29:19I appear to have over-ordered on the tomatoes.

0:29:19 > 0:29:22But it's OK, cos everyone likes tomato soup, don't they?

0:29:22 > 0:29:24Yeah.

0:29:24 > 0:29:27- (All right?)- (What do you think?)

0:29:38 > 0:29:41Sometimes I wonder why I ever came to this country.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43- He was mouthing off. - It's the attitude, Syed,

0:29:43 > 0:29:45the attitude and the remarks.

0:29:45 > 0:29:48Nobody is polite here. Nobody has any kind of respect.

0:29:48 > 0:29:51If we lived in Pakistan, things would have been so very different.

0:29:51 > 0:29:55Your father certainly wouldn't have met that Jane Beale.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58And I wouldn't have met Christian?

0:29:59 > 0:30:03You came to England for a fresh start and we both know you love it here.

0:30:03 > 0:30:07Tambo told me how much you cried during the royal wedding.

0:30:07 > 0:30:09That was allergies.

0:30:12 > 0:30:14So, come on, why are you here?

0:30:14 > 0:30:16I want to see you.

0:30:16 > 0:30:18Syed, I'm no fool, OK?

0:30:18 > 0:30:21Come on, spit it out, I know you need something. What is it?

0:30:21 > 0:30:24OK, Well...

0:30:24 > 0:30:25I want to contact Amira.

0:30:27 > 0:30:28What for?

0:30:28 > 0:30:31I'm serious about marrying Christian.

0:30:31 > 0:30:36I know you don't approve but I need to do this, and I need your help. Do you know where she is?

0:30:36 > 0:30:39No. Of course I don't.

0:30:40 > 0:30:43Well, in that case I've no other option.

0:30:43 > 0:30:45I'll have to see her father.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48Qadim? You can't do that!

0:30:48 > 0:30:49Syed, are you crazy?

0:30:49 > 0:30:53That man wanted to kill you. He left Christian for dead!

0:30:53 > 0:30:55He's my only chance of finding her.

0:30:55 > 0:30:57- Syed.- Mum, I know what I'm doing.

0:30:57 > 0:30:59This is important to me.

0:30:59 > 0:31:02I have to find Amira.

0:31:04 > 0:31:05Morning.

0:31:05 > 0:31:08Thought it'd be safe to come down now.

0:31:08 > 0:31:12Yeah, them poor kids have been through enough, haven't they?

0:31:12 > 0:31:14Their mum's in prison, their dad's in Dubai,

0:31:14 > 0:31:16we can spare them the sight of your legs.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19Feel free to check them out, Pat.

0:31:19 > 0:31:22I'm still thinking about that bloke on the TV last night,

0:31:22 > 0:31:24celebrating his 110th birthday.

0:31:26 > 0:31:28Think I'd rather shoot myself.

0:31:28 > 0:31:31- Be all right if you still had your marbles.- If I was 110,

0:31:31 > 0:31:33I'd have a son of...90.

0:31:33 > 0:31:36Yeah, and he'd still be chasing women.

0:31:36 > 0:31:38So would I! If I could catch 'em.

0:31:38 > 0:31:40SHE LAUGHS

0:31:40 > 0:31:42That looks official.

0:31:42 > 0:31:44It's probably Bianca.

0:31:45 > 0:31:48Oh.

0:31:52 > 0:31:54I can't find it anywhere.

0:31:55 > 0:31:56What?

0:31:56 > 0:31:57My pie dish.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00Oh, Liam broke it.

0:32:00 > 0:32:04Oh, no, I'll have to go to the shops.

0:32:04 > 0:32:07You not in the cafe today, then?

0:32:07 > 0:32:09Yes, I'm in this afternoon.

0:32:09 > 0:32:11Why? Norman coming over later?

0:32:11 > 0:32:13No. Why should he be?!

0:32:13 > 0:32:15We're just friends.

0:32:15 > 0:32:17Oh, touched a nerve.

0:32:17 > 0:32:20I know, but you can still see your friends, can't you?

0:32:20 > 0:32:23You could be friends with benefits.

0:32:23 > 0:32:26Well, the only benefit he's likely to get is a slice of my pie.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28If he's lucky.

0:32:28 > 0:32:30Syed.

0:32:30 > 0:32:32Syed!

0:32:32 > 0:32:34- Don't go.- I have to, Mum. - I could talk to him, ask him.

0:32:34 > 0:32:38I'm not a little boy! He hates me but he'll want me to get divorced from Amira as much as I do.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41- He'll hurt you! - Don't upset your mother.

0:32:41 > 0:32:44- What?- It's nothing. - It clearly is. You're shaking.

0:32:44 > 0:32:46We're having a conversation. Me and my mother.

0:32:46 > 0:32:50I'm concerned for her wellbeing, she's under too much stress.

0:32:50 > 0:32:54- This has nothing to do with you. - Don't go, that man is dangerous.

0:32:54 > 0:32:56- Who's dangerous?- Great, just great.

0:32:56 > 0:32:59This is all you, is it? Pushing him to get a divorce from Amira?

0:32:59 > 0:33:02It's got nothing to do with Christian! I'm going to see Qadim.

0:33:02 > 0:33:05- We agreed you'd have no contact! - No, I never agreed.

0:33:05 > 0:33:08- You're going nowhere near him! - Even he's talking sense.

0:33:08 > 0:33:11- It's our only way to find Amira! - The guy's nuts. Not happening, Sy.

0:33:11 > 0:33:14Why does no-one think I'm capable of looking after myself?!

0:33:14 > 0:33:17Fine. I'll stay married to Amira!

0:33:17 > 0:33:20Tyler, give me five minutes!

0:33:20 > 0:33:23I'm worried about your blood pressure.

0:33:23 > 0:33:26I am not stressed, all right? I'm a mother. There is a difference!

0:33:30 > 0:33:31Cheers, darling.

0:33:34 > 0:33:36Look at you, jittering away.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38What's wrong? After all, you know the results anyway.

0:33:38 > 0:33:40- Ain't your kid.- It could be.

0:33:40 > 0:33:43Could it? There's a turn-up for the books.

0:33:43 > 0:33:47But then, your wife wouldn't be the little scrubber you think she is, would she?

0:33:47 > 0:33:49Kat.

0:33:49 > 0:33:51When do you get your results?

0:33:53 > 0:33:55I don't know, in about a half-hour or so.

0:33:55 > 0:33:58Right, when you get them, you'll know where I am.

0:34:02 > 0:34:06- How about the pictures?- I can't tonight, it's my turn to baby-sit.

0:34:06 > 0:34:10You're always baby-sitting. I'm starting to think you don't want to be seen out with me.

0:34:10 > 0:34:15Don't be daft. But I'd be grateful if you watch your remarks with Pat.

0:34:15 > 0:34:16What remarks?

0:34:16 > 0:34:19I don't want her knowing my business.

0:34:19 > 0:34:24She knows I stayed the night. What do you think she thought we were up to?

0:34:24 > 0:34:27I don't want the kids asking any questions.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29Have you always been like this?

0:34:29 > 0:34:33- Like what? - Frightened to have a life?

0:34:33 > 0:34:35The clock's ticking, Carol.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38Cast your mind back before kids and grandkids.

0:34:38 > 0:34:42There must have been a time when you were happy being you.

0:34:42 > 0:34:45- Don't make light of my life. - I'm not.

0:34:45 > 0:34:48But life's for living, love.

0:34:48 > 0:34:50Not for peering through a window at.

0:34:56 > 0:34:58Why me?

0:34:58 > 0:35:00You really don't know, do you?

0:35:09 > 0:35:11Get Whitney or Pat to baby-sit tonight.

0:35:13 > 0:35:16You got a date in the back row with some popcorn.

0:35:16 > 0:35:18HE LAUGHS

0:35:21 > 0:35:24I've just had your results e-mailed to me.

0:35:24 > 0:35:28You know, you're my favourite kind of patient.

0:35:28 > 0:35:29Sorry? I don't...

0:35:29 > 0:35:32Some days, all I seem to do is give out bad news,

0:35:32 > 0:35:35so it makes a nice change to do the opposite.

0:35:35 > 0:35:37You mean?

0:35:37 > 0:35:38Congratulations, Mr Moon.

0:35:38 > 0:35:40You're pregnant.

0:35:40 > 0:35:42You mean the...

0:35:43 > 0:35:45..it's my baby?

0:35:45 > 0:35:48Either something's changed or they got your results wrong in Spain.

0:35:48 > 0:35:52Your sperm count is lower than average but a lot higher than some.

0:35:52 > 0:35:55There's no reason why this can't be your baby.

0:36:00 > 0:36:03(Wow!)

0:36:03 > 0:36:05OK, OK.

0:36:05 > 0:36:08- I'm sorry, it's just... - It's OK, take your time.- Right.

0:36:09 > 0:36:11(Oh, my.)

0:36:12 > 0:36:16I might...I might be a dad!

0:36:16 > 0:36:19- YUSEF LAUGHS - Yes.

0:36:21 > 0:36:23(Oh, wow!)

0:36:23 > 0:36:25(Wow.)

0:36:25 > 0:36:26(Wow.)

0:36:26 > 0:36:29You've got no idea, have you?

0:36:29 > 0:36:31Best way, really.

0:36:31 > 0:36:35Look at you, sitting there looking gorgeous, gurgling.

0:36:35 > 0:36:37Come here!

0:36:39 > 0:36:40Oh!

0:36:42 > 0:36:44Ooh!

0:36:46 > 0:36:48SHE PANTS

0:37:04 > 0:37:05I can't get that out.

0:37:05 > 0:37:07Looks like coffee, to me.

0:37:07 > 0:37:11Coffee? She's eight years old! what's she doing with coffee in bed?

0:37:11 > 0:37:15- This down to your granddaughter? - Great-granddaughter. I know!

0:37:15 > 0:37:17Don't look old enough, do I?

0:37:17 > 0:37:18- Dot!- 'Coming.'

0:37:18 > 0:37:21You got anything to get out a coffee stain?

0:37:21 > 0:37:22Soap and elbow grease.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24Hello, Cora, what are you doing here?

0:37:24 > 0:37:27Just passing. Wondered what you was doing for lunch?

0:37:27 > 0:37:30I was going home but I dread to think of the state of me kitchen.

0:37:30 > 0:37:33I've decided to have an egg and cress at the cafe.

0:37:33 > 0:37:37Pat, have you met Cora? She's my new paying guest.

0:37:38 > 0:37:40Cora. Of course...

0:37:40 > 0:37:42You're Tanya's mum, aren't you? I met you at the wedding.

0:37:42 > 0:37:44That's right.

0:37:44 > 0:37:45Cora?

0:37:45 > 0:37:48Could I have a word.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50- Excuse me, Pat.- Yeah.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56Cora, I don't like to bring this up,

0:37:56 > 0:38:00but you said yesterday, you was willing to pay a deposit.

0:38:00 > 0:38:04I had the electricity bill in this morning, I could do with the money.

0:38:05 > 0:38:10How much did we say that was for? £50, all in, 200 quid?

0:38:10 > 0:38:12Yeah, yeah.

0:38:12 > 0:38:13Ain't a problem, is there?

0:38:13 > 0:38:16Course not!

0:38:16 > 0:38:20Actually, I was wondering if there was any shifts going here?

0:38:20 > 0:38:22Oh, well, I'm sorry, we're fully-staffed.

0:38:22 > 0:38:25Just an idea.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28You can afford the deposit, can you?

0:38:28 > 0:38:29'Course, 'course I can.

0:38:29 > 0:38:32Maybe see you later at the cafe, yeah?

0:38:32 > 0:38:35Yeah. Right.

0:38:35 > 0:38:36Ta-ra.

0:38:36 > 0:38:38Bye!

0:38:38 > 0:38:40Your house must be getting as full as mine.

0:38:40 > 0:38:44Well, you know me, Pat, I ain't one to pass by on the other side.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46Especially when I see someone in need.

0:38:46 > 0:38:50Hmm. I've given Carol and Eddie a bit of space.

0:38:50 > 0:38:53Got a feeling I might need to buy a new hat come spring.

0:38:53 > 0:38:55She ain't put him off, then?

0:38:55 > 0:38:57Oh, no, she's doing her usual thing -

0:38:57 > 0:38:59making out she ain't got any room in her life for a man

0:38:59 > 0:39:03and how he must need his head testing to be even interested.

0:39:03 > 0:39:06- But this one's got staying power. - Oh?

0:39:06 > 0:39:10The onion is being well and truly peeled.

0:39:11 > 0:39:15- It doesn't have to be... - I need to go to hospital!

0:39:15 > 0:39:16- Right.- 'Kat?'

0:39:16 > 0:39:19- Whoa!- Kat. All right, sweetheart, listen,

0:39:19 > 0:39:22I just want to say I'm sorry that I ever doubted you.

0:39:22 > 0:39:23You see...

0:39:25 > 0:39:26What?

0:39:26 > 0:39:28I know it ain't ideal,

0:39:28 > 0:39:31but once we've fallen into a routine it'll be a lot better.

0:39:31 > 0:39:35Yeah, I don't know, Mrs B. I think it's about time I hitched my wagon and moved on.

0:39:35 > 0:39:37That's the last thing I want!

0:39:37 > 0:39:40You know I've had a lot of upheaval in my life lately,

0:39:40 > 0:39:42what with Jim going away and finding Rose.

0:39:42 > 0:39:44And I know you don't want to be surrounded

0:39:44 > 0:39:46by a lot of walking waxworks,

0:39:46 > 0:39:50but I do like having you around, Arthur.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53I know, but you've got Rose now. And that scary lady.

0:39:53 > 0:39:56Ah, but I don't think that Cora is all she's letting on to be.

0:39:56 > 0:39:59I may be a Christian but I ain't no fool, Arthur.

0:39:59 > 0:40:02If she can't pay her way, she'll have to find somewhere else to live.

0:40:02 > 0:40:05How about you just give it a couple of weeks?

0:40:05 > 0:40:08Let the dust settle.

0:40:09 > 0:40:12Just for me, huh?

0:40:13 > 0:40:15All right. Just for you, though.

0:40:15 > 0:40:17DOT LAUGHS

0:40:21 > 0:40:24Jean, don't let Tommy out of your sight.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26I won't, he'll be safe with me. Don't worry, Kat.

0:40:26 > 0:40:30- Let's get you to the hospital. - No. I don't want you near me. - Yes, you do.

0:40:30 > 0:40:31Nan, stay with me.

0:40:31 > 0:40:34- I said I'm sorry...- Get another cab!

0:40:34 > 0:40:35HE MOUTHS

0:40:35 > 0:40:38Don't make it any worse for her, Alfie, please.

0:40:42 > 0:40:44She'll be all right, won't she, Jean?

0:40:44 > 0:40:46They both will be.

0:40:51 > 0:40:52Afternoon.

0:40:52 > 0:40:55Oh! What must you think of me in my kimono at this time of day?

0:40:56 > 0:40:58- What's all this?- Just helping out.

0:41:02 > 0:41:06- That boy next door is bringing your stuff in.- All my worldly goods.

0:41:06 > 0:41:08Not much to show for a life, is it?

0:41:08 > 0:41:11Load of old tat, really.

0:41:11 > 0:41:13I know what you mean.

0:41:13 > 0:41:16I used to have three wardrobes full of lovely clothes.

0:41:16 > 0:41:19I know what you're thinking.

0:41:19 > 0:41:21Frivolous fancies.

0:41:21 > 0:41:23But they made me feel good about myself.

0:41:23 > 0:41:27- Guinness and Woodbine normally does it for me.- Really?

0:41:27 > 0:41:29- No, Rose, not really!- Oh.

0:41:31 > 0:41:34I used to have a job as a hostess in a nightclub.

0:41:34 > 0:41:37I had to look really smart.

0:41:37 > 0:41:40Tres chic.

0:41:40 > 0:41:42The clientele was very select.

0:41:42 > 0:41:44I loved that job.

0:41:44 > 0:41:47- Best I've ever had. - Why did you leave?

0:41:47 > 0:41:48Fresher model come along?

0:41:48 > 0:41:50I'd better...

0:41:52 > 0:41:54- Oh!- Sorry, after you.

0:41:59 > 0:42:00There you go, Grandma.

0:42:00 > 0:42:04If I was your grandmother, I would teach you better manners!

0:42:07 > 0:42:10All right, all right.

0:42:10 > 0:42:12It doesn't look like you broke anything.

0:42:12 > 0:42:14So, then...what we agreed?

0:42:14 > 0:42:17Go on, you can have anything you fancy.

0:42:17 > 0:42:20Well, I have got my eye on something.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22From a professional point of view.

0:42:22 > 0:42:26- It's not my taste, but...- You can make a few quid on it. Go on.

0:42:26 > 0:42:28Those candlesticks.

0:42:28 > 0:42:31- Dream on!- Going to welch on a deal?

0:42:31 > 0:42:34No, I'm not going back on what I said, but I'm not that green.

0:42:34 > 0:42:38Those candlesticks are the only decent thing I've got.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41I'm not giving them to you.

0:42:41 > 0:42:44How about...selling them to me?

0:42:44 > 0:42:45How much?

0:42:47 > 0:42:49Well, erm...

0:42:51 > 0:42:52..150.

0:42:52 > 0:42:56That means they're worth at least 300. Maybe 400.

0:42:58 > 0:43:02I'm a trader, but I'm not in the habit of conning pensioners.

0:43:02 > 0:43:05Good. Cos this pensioner knows where you live

0:43:05 > 0:43:09and is in the habit of kneeing fellas where it hurts.

0:43:09 > 0:43:11200.

0:43:12 > 0:43:13Deal.

0:43:17 > 0:43:21You caught it early. They can do something, make it all right.

0:43:21 > 0:43:23No, it's too late. I know it is.

0:43:27 > 0:43:28Hi.

0:43:28 > 0:43:32Kat, before you say anything, all right,

0:43:32 > 0:43:34I ain't going anywhere.

0:43:34 > 0:43:36KAT PANTS

0:43:38 > 0:43:40Mrs Moon?

0:43:42 > 0:43:43Get off me!

0:43:43 > 0:43:45Kat, please?

0:43:59 > 0:44:02- I don't need walking to the cafe. - I know you don't.

0:44:02 > 0:44:04I'm just trying to be a gentleman.

0:44:04 > 0:44:06Does that apply to tonight, as well?

0:44:06 > 0:44:08Yeah, I'll pick you up,

0:44:08 > 0:44:10escort you to the cinema,

0:44:10 > 0:44:13buy your ticket, buy your sweets.

0:44:13 > 0:44:17And then...when I've got you sat down and the lights are out...

0:44:17 > 0:44:20- it's every man for himself! - You idiot!

0:44:20 > 0:44:23- I shouldn't have snapped at you. - It's understandable.

0:44:23 > 0:44:25Why do you always do that?

0:44:25 > 0:44:28Why do you always make excuses for my behaviour? For what I say?

0:44:28 > 0:44:30Maybe, because in my mind, you can do no wrong.

0:44:33 > 0:44:36I wish you'd let me help you with family matters.

0:44:37 > 0:44:39You're a good friend.

0:44:39 > 0:44:43A dear friend. I know you've grown used to having an ineffectual husband,

0:44:43 > 0:44:45but not all men are weak and shallow.

0:44:46 > 0:44:49I appreciate your concern, but this is my family.

0:44:49 > 0:44:52So, I take it you don't want Syed to find Amira?

0:44:52 > 0:44:54No.

0:44:54 > 0:44:58I can understand why he's so keen to find his wife to move on with his life.

0:44:59 > 0:45:00Syed will never marry that man.

0:45:00 > 0:45:03If you are any friend of mine you'll agree with me on that.

0:45:03 > 0:45:05Of course I do.

0:45:05 > 0:45:08But it would be good to know where Amira is.

0:45:08 > 0:45:11Not to tell Syed, of course, but to know.

0:45:21 > 0:45:23MO SIGHS

0:45:27 > 0:45:31Alfie. Alfie, here's Kat.

0:45:38 > 0:45:39Well?

0:45:42 > 0:45:44Eight to ten weeks, they said.

0:45:47 > 0:45:50Oh, Kat.

0:45:56 > 0:46:00180, 200. There you go.

0:46:00 > 0:46:02- I want a written receipt. - Yes, of course.

0:46:02 > 0:46:04I'll get my pad and pen. Oops!

0:46:05 > 0:46:07Right, that's everything taken upstairs.

0:46:07 > 0:46:10Thanks, darling. You're not a bad lad.

0:46:10 > 0:46:13Very handy around the house, aren't you? HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:46:13 > 0:46:17Is that everything? Cos the steeds need saddling up, back at the corral.

0:46:17 > 0:46:20- The what?- He means he's got to get back to the car lot.

0:46:20 > 0:46:25Oh, well, I think the steeds can wait for a few more minutes.

0:46:25 > 0:46:27Rose, fetch the glasses!

0:46:27 > 0:46:32- What's this?- Cherry brandy, left over from last Christmas.

0:46:32 > 0:46:36- I found it in one of me bags. Thought we might have a toast? - Oh, no, I never touch alcohol.

0:46:36 > 0:46:40Except perhaps for a sweet sherry - medicinal purposes.

0:46:40 > 0:46:41Go on, bend the rules a bit.

0:46:41 > 0:46:43I love cherry brandy.

0:46:43 > 0:46:47And I like those chocolates that have the cherry liquor in them.

0:46:47 > 0:46:49Actually, you know,

0:46:49 > 0:46:51my lipstick is called Cherry Kiss.

0:46:51 > 0:46:54Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Come on.

0:46:54 > 0:46:56Here we go.

0:46:56 > 0:46:58Ta.

0:46:58 > 0:46:59- So...- Thank you.

0:47:01 > 0:47:03To Dot.

0:47:03 > 0:47:06Thank you for taking me in.

0:47:06 > 0:47:09Thank you for taking all of us in.

0:47:10 > 0:47:13It's when your back's against the wall, you find true friendship.

0:47:14 > 0:47:17- Hear, hear!- To friendship and to Dot!

0:47:26 > 0:47:30- Oh, my days!- Yeuch!- Perhaps it was the Christmas before last!

0:47:30 > 0:47:31I think it's nice.

0:47:33 > 0:47:35Come on, careful.

0:47:35 > 0:47:37There we go.

0:47:37 > 0:47:40Keep the change, mate.

0:47:45 > 0:47:47Oh, no, no!

0:47:47 > 0:47:49- Where's Tommy?- Upstairs, sleeping.

0:47:49 > 0:47:51Kat, I'm so sorry!

0:47:51 > 0:47:54It's all right. No fuss.

0:47:54 > 0:47:57- Come on, let's get you upstairs. - No, I'm working. I'll carry on.

0:47:57 > 0:47:59- You can't. - The show must go on, Jean.

0:47:59 > 0:48:01- Yes, darling, pint, yeah? - Yes, please.

0:48:01 > 0:48:05- Oh!- Whoa, sorry, mate. Jean, sort this mess out, will ya?

0:48:05 > 0:48:08Come on. You, upstairs.

0:48:18 > 0:48:19Mr Shah?

0:48:19 > 0:48:23- Yes?- Yusef Khan. Salam alaikum.

0:48:23 > 0:48:25Who are you?

0:48:25 > 0:48:28I'm here on behalf of the Masood family.

0:48:28 > 0:48:30My daughter is married to their son.

0:48:30 > 0:48:32Their younger son.

0:48:32 > 0:48:33I have nothing to say to you.

0:48:33 > 0:48:35That's completely understandable.

0:48:35 > 0:48:38May I?

0:48:38 > 0:48:40I don't think I made myself clear.

0:48:40 > 0:48:44If you don't leave, I will take great pleasure in having you removed.

0:48:44 > 0:48:45Hear me out. All I want is to talk.

0:48:45 > 0:48:47I want to help you.

0:48:47 > 0:48:49I don't need your help.

0:48:49 > 0:48:50Cards on the table.

0:48:50 > 0:48:52I want you to help me.

0:48:56 > 0:48:59You know they say it's not really a baby till it's born, don't they?

0:49:00 > 0:49:02Do they?

0:49:02 > 0:49:03Is that what they say?

0:49:03 > 0:49:05Yeah.

0:49:06 > 0:49:09You know, we can always try for another one.

0:49:12 > 0:49:16- What?- I don't mean straightaway.

0:49:16 > 0:49:20But now we know I can have a kid, we can keep trying,

0:49:20 > 0:49:22well, at least till it works, yeah?

0:49:23 > 0:49:27Why'd you want to have a baby with me? You've made it clear what you feel about me.

0:49:27 > 0:49:32- That was before.- Someone who loved me, who proper loved me - if I told them I was pregnant,

0:49:32 > 0:49:35they wouldn't think it was someone else's.

0:49:36 > 0:49:37You know I love you.

0:49:37 > 0:49:40No, I don't, I don't.

0:49:41 > 0:49:44Cos you don't make me feel like you do.

0:49:45 > 0:49:48That's cos you're just feeling emotional.

0:49:50 > 0:49:52In a few days, when things have calmed down,

0:49:52 > 0:49:54when you've had a chance to talk about...

0:49:54 > 0:49:56Alfie.

0:49:56 > 0:49:58You've been great with Tommy.

0:50:01 > 0:50:03Better than any man could be.

0:50:03 > 0:50:06But I know how much it would mean to you to have your own son or daughter.

0:50:08 > 0:50:11So, I want you to get out there,

0:50:11 > 0:50:13and find yourself a nice, clean girl.

0:50:13 > 0:50:17Do whatever you can to get her into bed and get her pregnant.

0:50:17 > 0:50:19- What?! - And it don't have to be one night.

0:50:19 > 0:50:21You can have an affair with her.

0:50:21 > 0:50:24And if you want, I'll give you a divorce and you can be a family.

0:50:24 > 0:50:25Kat, stop.

0:50:25 > 0:50:28Cos that's the only way you're going to have a kid.

0:50:29 > 0:50:32Because this is never going to happen to me again.

0:50:32 > 0:50:35I'm not talking about right now, OK?

0:50:35 > 0:50:38Just listen to me. A few months. Maybe even a few years.

0:50:38 > 0:50:41No, I mean it, Alfie.

0:50:43 > 0:50:46I can't go through this again.

0:50:46 > 0:50:48I can't think I've got a baby.

0:50:49 > 0:50:51I can't give birth again.

0:50:53 > 0:50:55And I can't lose it again.

0:51:01 > 0:51:03I'll let you get some rest.

0:51:16 > 0:51:18HE SIGHS

0:51:35 > 0:51:38Kat, I'm going to prove to you...

0:51:38 > 0:51:40I love you.

0:51:44 > 0:51:48I have nothing but contempt for Syed and his life choice.

0:51:49 > 0:51:52As I've said, my daughter is married to his brother.

0:51:52 > 0:51:55If he treated her the way Syed has treated your daughter,

0:51:55 > 0:51:59I wouldn't rest till I'd killed him with my own hands.

0:52:00 > 0:52:02There was a time I felt the same way.

0:52:02 > 0:52:04You must still want to hurt him?

0:52:04 > 0:52:06To make him suffer?

0:52:08 > 0:52:11I think he's a lot like his father - weak, ineffectual.

0:52:11 > 0:52:14If you feel that way, why did you agree

0:52:14 > 0:52:15to your daughter marrying his son?

0:52:15 > 0:52:17Daughters can be disrespectful.

0:52:19 > 0:52:22I can't see how it serves any purpose

0:52:22 > 0:52:25for your daughter to still be tied to Syed.

0:52:27 > 0:52:29That family brought disgrace on my daughter.

0:52:29 > 0:52:33Divorce would bring further disgrace.

0:52:33 > 0:52:34I was divorced...

0:52:36 > 0:52:39..before I married Afia's mother.

0:52:39 > 0:52:41It took many years for me to move on.

0:52:41 > 0:52:43But I did.

0:52:43 > 0:52:45My first wife disgraced me.

0:52:46 > 0:52:49I know how you're feeling, how Amira feels.

0:52:49 > 0:52:51I used to hate my first wife.

0:52:51 > 0:52:53You no longer hate her?

0:52:53 > 0:52:56I hated her for what she did.

0:52:56 > 0:52:57For humiliating me and my family.

0:52:57 > 0:52:59I'll always hate her for that.

0:53:01 > 0:53:04But I see now that she was weak, easily swayed.

0:53:04 > 0:53:07That's just the kind of woman she is.

0:53:09 > 0:53:11But I had to move on with my life...

0:53:11 > 0:53:14to be free of her.

0:53:14 > 0:53:16Tell Amira Syed wants to talk to her.

0:53:16 > 0:53:18Free your daughter.

0:53:18 > 0:53:21Get her to contact his mother, perhaps.

0:53:21 > 0:53:23I don't want my daughter being contaminated

0:53:23 > 0:53:26any more than she already has.

0:53:27 > 0:53:31If anything, I thought you'd be pleased I wanted to find Amira.

0:53:31 > 0:53:35I know you think you're more into this marriage than I am, but...

0:53:35 > 0:53:36you're wrong.

0:53:36 > 0:53:38We'll find Amira another way.

0:53:38 > 0:53:41- How?- Things have a way of sorting themselves out, Sy.

0:53:41 > 0:53:44- Yeah?- Yes.

0:53:44 > 0:53:48I'm the guy that fell in love with a Muslim, in the closet, with a wife.

0:53:48 > 0:53:51Trust me, things have a way of working themselves out.

0:53:52 > 0:53:54Just got to have faith.

0:53:54 > 0:53:57You know, I'm...I'm a doctor.

0:53:57 > 0:53:59If I wanted to track Amira down, I could.

0:53:59 > 0:54:02True, it would be unethical, but I am prepared to do so.

0:54:02 > 0:54:05Why?

0:54:05 > 0:54:07Let Syed think he's getting his way.

0:54:07 > 0:54:10At the moment, he's reuniting with his family,

0:54:10 > 0:54:14living with that man who helped break your daughter's heart.

0:54:14 > 0:54:17Let him have his divorce, free your innocent daughter.

0:54:21 > 0:54:23Then let me make sure

0:54:23 > 0:54:26he's ripped from the support of his family for ever.

0:54:26 > 0:54:28Let me avenge your humiliation.

0:54:28 > 0:54:30And your daughter's pain and suffering.

0:54:32 > 0:54:36It was weird. They just... It's crazy.

0:54:36 > 0:54:37It's nice, though.

0:54:37 > 0:54:41- Got to have a bit of attention once in a while, ain't you?- Why not?

0:54:41 > 0:54:44Let's go and have a cup of tea.

0:54:44 > 0:54:49- And you actually spoke to Qadim? - Yes. I wasn't exactly well received.

0:54:49 > 0:54:53But we talked things through. And I'd expect Amira to be in touch very soon.

0:54:53 > 0:54:54Really?

0:54:54 > 0:54:56Oh, come on, that's great, isn't it?

0:54:56 > 0:54:58What have I missed?

0:54:58 > 0:55:01Yusef went to see Qadim for us.

0:55:01 > 0:55:05- And it sounds like he might have actually got somewhere. - Which is great, isn't it?

0:55:05 > 0:55:06Yes, that's great.

0:55:10 > 0:55:12Right, well, I'd better get back to work.

0:55:12 > 0:55:13Zainab.

0:55:21 > 0:55:25BABY GURGLES

0:55:41 > 0:55:45I read that if you stand at the bottom of a well and look up, yeah,

0:55:45 > 0:55:48- you can actually see the stars, even in daylight.- No way!

0:55:48 > 0:55:51- Yes, way.- We should try it.- We need to find a well first, don't we, bruv.

0:55:51 > 0:55:56You know, sometimes I wonder if you two actually sprung from my loins.

0:55:56 > 0:56:00- Did our father actually just talk about his loins?- I think he did.

0:56:00 > 0:56:02THEY LAUGH

0:56:02 > 0:56:04- All right, ladies?- Hey.

0:56:04 > 0:56:07- Mind if I join you?- Pull up a chair. Join the celebration.

0:56:07 > 0:56:11- Tyler's been confirmed as the missing link, has he?- Very funny!

0:56:11 > 0:56:14Actually, we're celebrating ripping off little old ladies.

0:56:14 > 0:56:17- Oi, oi? Keep your voice down, will you?- Oh, yeah?

0:56:17 > 0:56:18What you been up to?

0:56:18 > 0:56:22Let's just say a little bit of gold landed in our lap,

0:56:22 > 0:56:26- courtesy of Dot's new lodger. - Right, there we go. Three specials.

0:56:26 > 0:56:27Cheers, ta.

0:56:27 > 0:56:29Oh, and the same for Michael.

0:56:29 > 0:56:32Yes, sir. Food to your liking, sir?

0:56:32 > 0:56:35Between you and me, I don't come here for the food.

0:56:35 > 0:56:39- Oh, is that right?- Yes. I've got a bit of a thing for one of the staff.

0:56:39 > 0:56:42- Lame! - Shame. Marie's already spoken for.

0:56:42 > 0:56:45You got owned! Sorry.

0:56:45 > 0:56:47Shut up and eat your lunch,

0:56:47 > 0:56:51otherwise I'll start talking about my loins again.

0:56:54 > 0:56:58Right, here you go. Take that, and, yeah, I'm sure you'll be very happy.

0:56:58 > 0:57:01All right, drive safe. Take care.

0:57:18 > 0:57:19Yusef.

0:57:19 > 0:57:23I thought I told you not to interfere in my family business.

0:57:23 > 0:57:25I'm sorry, I thought it was great news.

0:57:25 > 0:57:27If I acted out of turn, I apologise.

0:57:27 > 0:57:29And I didn't want you to find out like that.

0:57:29 > 0:57:32- Didn't want me to find out at all! - I know you don't like it.

0:57:32 > 0:57:36Nor do I. But if Syed and Christian want to get married, there's nothing you can do.

0:57:36 > 0:57:38Syed's happiness is all that matters.

0:57:38 > 0:57:42So I would very much appreciate it if you would stay out of matters that don't concern you.

0:57:47 > 0:57:52Are you sure you're entitled to such a long dinner break on your first day?

0:57:52 > 0:57:56Oh, yes, Dr Khan is very, very easy-going.

0:57:56 > 0:58:00Well, don't you go taking advantage of his good nature. Remember, you're only temporary.

0:58:00 > 0:58:05- You've changed your tune.- I may not be happy about you working there, but we need every penny we can get.

0:58:05 > 0:58:09I wish I could help more. I've got nothing left to sell.

0:58:09 > 0:58:11Let me buy you lunch, ladies.

0:58:11 > 0:58:14- How charming of you.- It can't be easy, living off a pension.

0:58:14 > 0:58:18Still, at least you got the money from Dad. Keep you going for a bit.

0:58:18 > 0:58:21200 quid? You've got to be joking, haven't you?

0:58:21 > 0:58:23Really?

0:58:23 > 0:58:26Oh, I heard they were worth a lot more than that.

0:58:26 > 0:58:30But I don't know. I mean, I don't get involved in Dad's business. Beginner.

0:58:35 > 0:58:37PUMP SPLUTTERS

0:58:39 > 0:58:41- What you doing down? - What's it look like? Working.

0:58:41 > 0:58:46- Yeah, I know, but you're supposed to be...- No fuss, Alfie. - Kat, listen...- Alfie.

0:58:46 > 0:58:50The barrel needs changing and we need some more mixers, OK?

0:58:50 > 0:58:51Yes, love, what can I get you?

0:58:51 > 0:58:53A pint, please.

0:58:56 > 0:58:59Do you think Dr Khan will be all right

0:58:59 > 0:59:03with you using your work computer for your personal purposes?

0:59:03 > 0:59:05Yes. It'll be fine.

0:59:05 > 0:59:06- There!- Oh!

0:59:06 > 0:59:08There's my candlesticks.

0:59:11 > 0:59:131,000 quid?!

0:59:13 > 0:59:14God!

0:59:16 > 0:59:19I think we should pay Mr Moon a little visit.

0:59:23 > 0:59:26- Going somewhere, Mrs Cotton? - No, just seeing these ladies out.

0:59:28 > 0:59:30I think we're better off without her.

0:59:30 > 0:59:33One smile and her legs turn to jelly.

0:59:39 > 0:59:43Oh, Dr Khan, I replied to that drinks invitation you had for tomorrow afternoon.

0:59:43 > 0:59:45I thought I told you not to bother.

0:59:45 > 0:59:48I'm sorry, I must have misunderstood.

0:59:48 > 0:59:49And I put you down for a plus-one

0:59:49 > 0:59:52in case you wanted to take someone along.

0:59:58 > 1:00:00Why would you go to Yusef for help?

1:00:00 > 1:00:02I didn't. He went to see Qadim off his own bat.

1:00:02 > 1:00:05That's what he does! He ingratiates himself.

1:00:05 > 1:00:06He worms his way in.

1:00:06 > 1:00:09Makes people indebted to him.

1:00:09 > 1:00:14- Why didn't you come to me? I'm still your father.- I know. I'm sorry.

1:00:15 > 1:00:17Amira was like a daughter to me.

1:00:17 > 1:00:20I'm no happier about Yusef getting involved than you are.

1:00:20 > 1:00:23But if it gets results, then that's all that matters.

1:00:29 > 1:00:33- Oh, looks like trouble. - Fiver on the old biddies.

1:00:33 > 1:00:35Mr Moon?

1:00:35 > 1:00:37Good afternoon, ladies, what can I do for you?

1:00:37 > 1:00:40You can cut the flannel for a start.

1:00:40 > 1:00:42You know why we're here. Your boy ripped me off.

1:00:42 > 1:00:48- I gave you a good...- I'm talking to the organ grinder, not the monkey.

1:00:48 > 1:00:52What my friend means is that there has been a little misunderstanding.

1:00:52 > 1:00:55The little misunderstanding being, you ripped me off.

1:00:55 > 1:00:59There's obviously been a misunderstanding. We're a reputable business.

1:00:59 > 1:01:01We checked the price on the Internet.

1:01:01 > 1:01:03Those candlesticks are worth a grand.

1:01:03 > 1:01:07So if you know what's good for you, you'll give me what you owe me.

1:01:07 > 1:01:11And don't think I'm scared of Tweedledum and Tweedle Dumber there.

1:01:11 > 1:01:13There's no need for that sort of talking, Cora.

1:01:13 > 1:01:18I'm sure that Mr Moon here will rectify his mistake.

1:01:18 > 1:01:21Well, you've put me in a very difficult position, ladies.

1:01:21 > 1:01:27I'd like to help, I really would. But, as they say... "Buyer Beware".

1:01:27 > 1:01:30You'd better beware unless you put this right.

1:01:33 > 1:01:37I tell you what, I'll give you 200 quid extra...

1:01:37 > 1:01:39as a gesture of goodwill.

1:01:39 > 1:01:42I want what I'm owed.

1:01:43 > 1:01:46Right, 300.

1:01:46 > 1:01:49Now, that's my final offer.

1:01:49 > 1:01:51Take it or leave it.

1:01:51 > 1:01:55- They're worth a lot more.- Maybe they are. If I can find a buyer.

1:01:55 > 1:01:59But I'd say that 500 is a fair price.

1:02:05 > 1:02:10- Pleasure doing business with you, ladies. - You are a highly disreputable man.

1:02:10 > 1:02:13Don't think you've heard the last of this.

1:02:13 > 1:02:16Oh, come on, Cora, it's over now.

1:02:16 > 1:02:18Let us not stoop to their level.

1:02:24 > 1:02:26I think that worked out quite well, considering.

1:02:26 > 1:02:28I don't know what site they're looking at,

1:02:28 > 1:02:32but those candlesticks are worth eight grand a pair!

1:02:34 > 1:02:35Yes.

1:02:36 > 1:02:37PHONE RINGS

1:02:37 > 1:02:40Phone? Phone?

1:02:40 > 1:02:41Ah.

1:02:44 > 1:02:45Yes, hello.

1:02:47 > 1:02:48Amira.

1:02:51 > 1:02:53All right, ladies?

1:02:53 > 1:02:56- Ripped off any old biddies lately? - You just missed the fireworks.

1:02:56 > 1:03:00Yeah, Dot and her pit bull wanted more cash. Blasted Internet.

1:03:00 > 1:03:03"You are a highly disreputable man."

1:03:03 > 1:03:06- What happened then? - He sent them packing, didn't he?

1:03:06 > 1:03:08Yeah, and a few quid in their pocket to keep them quiet.

1:03:08 > 1:03:10Yeah, so we can all sleep easy now.

1:03:10 > 1:03:12Such a bleeding heart.

1:03:12 > 1:03:14With the money we make from that sale,

1:03:14 > 1:03:17we'll be able to pay off our creditors.

1:03:17 > 1:03:19So, yeah, I'll sleep very well, thank you.

1:03:19 > 1:03:21I didn't know we had any creditors!

1:03:21 > 1:03:24Just one of life's little realities that I protect you from.

1:03:24 > 1:03:26Come on, Tyler, let's load up.

1:03:28 > 1:03:29Good boy.

1:03:33 > 1:03:35Ignore him.

1:03:39 > 1:03:42Be good to have some extra cash floating around next week.

1:03:42 > 1:03:43Tyler's fine.

1:03:45 > 1:03:48Michael, honestly, do you really think he's up to it?

1:03:48 > 1:03:50Golden Boy? Yeah, course.

1:03:50 > 1:03:54Don't tell anyone, but just to make sure, I've set him up with a right mug.

1:03:54 > 1:03:58Anyone with a bit of extra cash, a bit of insider knowledge will make a killing.

1:04:00 > 1:04:03Don't tell anyone, though. Keep it between us.

1:04:08 > 1:04:10And Yusef has no right getting involved.

1:04:10 > 1:04:13I agree, OK. And I made sure that he understood that.

1:04:17 > 1:04:19And you haven't heard anything from Amira?

1:04:20 > 1:04:21No.

1:04:26 > 1:04:29But if I did, if she were to get in contact, then...

1:04:30 > 1:04:34..think there's a hope that there might be some kind of reconciliation?

1:04:34 > 1:04:37I think that ship has sailed, Zee.

1:04:38 > 1:04:39Yeah. Of course.

1:04:44 > 1:04:50But you know, I don't want to see Syed getting hurt again.

1:04:51 > 1:04:53What are you saying?

1:04:53 > 1:04:58If Amira were to make contact, then is it the right thing to do to pass on her details to Syed?

1:04:58 > 1:05:02Well, yes. Of course. If that's what Syed wants.

1:05:02 > 1:05:05- And we want to make Syed happy, right?- Yes.

1:05:05 > 1:05:09And then there's Amira. I mean, she's the innocent party in all of this.

1:05:09 > 1:05:12She should be free to move on with her life, shouldn't she?

1:05:12 > 1:05:16Yeah. Just ignore me. I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking.

1:05:16 > 1:05:17It's just...

1:05:19 > 1:05:23..there's so much going on and it came as such a shock to me, you know.

1:05:23 > 1:05:24Zee.

1:05:29 > 1:05:31I could go and see Qadim if you like.

1:05:31 > 1:05:34Save you having to go through all of this.

1:05:36 > 1:05:38No.

1:05:38 > 1:05:39I can cope.

1:05:48 > 1:05:52So it's 1900, silver, with a 15-jewel escapement movement.

1:05:54 > 1:05:57- You know your stuff. - It was Harry's pride and joy.

1:05:57 > 1:05:59He used to bang on about it.

1:05:59 > 1:06:01The movement's knackered, though.

1:06:01 > 1:06:02That was Harry all over.

1:06:04 > 1:06:07- I reckon it's worth a few hundred to the right buyer. - So that's where I come in.

1:06:07 > 1:06:09I thought with your contacts...

1:06:09 > 1:06:14All right. Well, leave it with me. I'll see if I can get it working.

1:06:14 > 1:06:16I'm sure we can come a mutually beneficial arrangement.

1:06:16 > 1:06:19Ooh. I like the sound of that.

1:06:20 > 1:06:25Tell you what, why don't you let me take you for a drink and we can discuss terms.

1:06:25 > 1:06:27What would Carol say about that?

1:06:27 > 1:06:30Well, I wasn't planning on inviting her.

1:06:32 > 1:06:34Come on, it's just a drink.

1:06:35 > 1:06:39- Or do you have to get Carol's permission to go out for a drink with a pal these days?- No.

1:06:39 > 1:06:41Maybe another time.

1:06:43 > 1:06:44Sure.

1:06:45 > 1:06:49- And I'll let you know about the watch.- Thank you.

1:06:58 > 1:07:00- Yep?- I've got no more clients, so I'm going to head off.

1:07:00 > 1:07:02Right.

1:07:02 > 1:07:06- Everything all right?- Yeah, yeah. Great.- Yeah, great. Great. Great.

1:07:07 > 1:07:09You are all right with me being here?

1:07:09 > 1:07:12Yeah, yeah, course. Yeah, whatever Jack says, goes.

1:07:12 > 1:07:15I dunno, just maybe...

1:07:15 > 1:07:17Just try and fit in a bit.

1:07:17 > 1:07:21Don't worry, love, I'll turn the camp dial down to a ten.

1:07:21 > 1:07:23- Ta-ra!- See you later.

1:07:23 > 1:07:24Camp dial...

1:07:25 > 1:07:27..that's funny.

1:07:30 > 1:07:32Ray. Hello, mate. Michael Moon.

1:07:32 > 1:07:33Yeah.

1:07:34 > 1:07:40Yeah, not bad, not bad. I need ring girls for next Tuesday.

1:07:40 > 1:07:42Actually, Ray, can I call you back?

1:07:42 > 1:07:44Something's come up.

1:07:48 > 1:07:50Shut the door.

1:07:56 > 1:07:59That does not look like the face of someone with good news.

1:07:59 > 1:08:00Your father is one tough nut to crack.

1:08:00 > 1:08:04That's not news I want to hear. Maybe I should find someone who's up to it.

1:08:04 > 1:08:07I'm up to the job. It just might take a little longer than I thought.

1:08:07 > 1:08:09- We don't have time. - You can't rush it!

1:08:09 > 1:08:14Look, I need Carol to dump him next week.

1:08:14 > 1:08:16You need to up your game, lady.

1:08:16 > 1:08:18Next week?

1:08:18 > 1:08:19Next Tuesday.

1:08:19 > 1:08:21Tuesday...

1:08:22 > 1:08:24..to be precise. Otherwise you don't get paid.

1:08:24 > 1:08:27Oh, and Jodie, she gets married in a dress from a boot sale.

1:08:27 > 1:08:28Why Tuesday?

1:08:29 > 1:08:32I don't like Mondays.

1:08:35 > 1:08:37So you need to get back out there, don't you?

1:08:39 > 1:08:41And do what I'm paying you to do.

1:08:45 > 1:08:48Oh, and I'll be docking you for that watch an' all.

1:08:50 > 1:08:53Hey, here he is.

1:08:53 > 1:08:56- Looking good, champ. Looking good. - Yeah?- Show us your guns.

1:08:56 > 1:08:57Boom!

1:08:57 > 1:09:00- Thought I'd get some training in. - Yeah, good man.

1:09:00 > 1:09:02- Got to get in shape for the big day, right?- Good man.

1:09:02 > 1:09:07- Yeah, you're going to walk it. - Yeah, we've got like four days left. - You will be brilliant.

1:09:07 > 1:09:10Listen, Mike.

1:09:10 > 1:09:12You sure I'm ready for this?

1:09:13 > 1:09:15Yeah. Course.

1:09:15 > 1:09:17- The other geezer don't stand a chance, Ty.- Yeah?

1:09:17 > 1:09:20- MOBILE BEEPS - Come on, get in the game. Get in the game.

1:09:20 > 1:09:23Excuse me, I've got to take this.

1:09:44 > 1:09:46- INTERCOM:- 'Dr Kahn, your next patient is here.'

1:09:49 > 1:09:50Send them through.

1:10:01 > 1:10:04- All right, what you doing here? - Getting my tickets for Tuesday.

1:10:04 > 1:10:06- Ah.- All set for the big day?

1:10:06 > 1:10:08Yep, the other bloke don't stand a chance.

1:10:08 > 1:10:13- How come your name's not on here? - Weren't important enough to make a billing.

1:10:13 > 1:10:16- It's only my second fight, innit? - Oh, right.- Yeah.

1:10:16 > 1:10:21- Dad wouldn't approve. Thinks I'm too hot-headed to be good. - But Michael thinks otherwise?

1:10:21 > 1:10:24Yeah. Yeah, he's been great.

1:10:24 > 1:10:27He's fast-tracking my training. Pushing me and all that.

1:10:27 > 1:10:30He said, after I win this one, we can get some proper fights.

1:10:30 > 1:10:31"Proper?"

1:10:31 > 1:10:33Like, licensed and that.

1:10:33 > 1:10:36- Great.- You won't say anything to Dad, will you?

1:10:36 > 1:10:38No. 'Course not.

1:10:38 > 1:10:42- He has enough problems with his business and all that.- Sure.

1:10:42 > 1:10:44Thanks, Vanessa.

1:10:46 > 1:10:49- You're a dark horse, ain't you? - I shouldn't have said anything.

1:10:49 > 1:10:53- Don't worry, your secret's safe. And congratulations. - Thanks, darling.

1:10:53 > 1:10:56- Congratulations? What are we celebrating?- None of your business.

1:10:56 > 1:11:01No, it's all right. Don't expect you to keep secrets from Alfie. Me and Sy, getting hitched.

1:11:01 > 1:11:04Shut up! That's great news! It needs announcing.

1:11:04 > 1:11:05Ladies and gentlemen...

1:11:05 > 1:11:07Ow! What do you do that for?

1:11:07 > 1:11:10- It's supposed to be a secret. - Sorry, mate, schtum.- Lummox.

1:11:10 > 1:11:14No, it's just we've got to get a few things sorted, you know. Like Sy's divorce.

1:11:14 > 1:11:17- Just a minor problem, then!- Yeah. - Yeah, I'm sure you'll sort it out.

1:11:17 > 1:11:21You know, love conquers all. If you want to take a break and put your feet up...

1:11:21 > 1:11:23I'd make sure I checked the paperwork if I were you.

1:11:23 > 1:11:27Alfie tried to pull the "I'm divorced" stroke on me when we got married.

1:11:27 > 1:11:30- No way!- Well, I was, technically, a little bit married, I suppose.

1:11:30 > 1:11:33He got a fake registrar. Fake snow.

1:11:33 > 1:11:35In fact, everything was fake.

1:11:35 > 1:11:37No, no, sweetheart, not everything was fake.

1:11:37 > 1:11:42You know, I should even probably get my ring checked over, make sure that's not fake and all.

1:11:53 > 1:11:55KNOCK ON DOOR

1:12:01 > 1:12:04- I wanted to apologise for earlier. - There's really no need.

1:12:04 > 1:12:07And also to hold out an olive branch.

1:12:07 > 1:12:10Come in.

1:12:10 > 1:12:11Please.

1:12:12 > 1:12:18I was wondering if you'd like to accompany me to a function tomorrow afternoon?

1:12:18 > 1:12:21It's a tedious medical drinks thing and I'm committed to a plus-one

1:12:21 > 1:12:26and you'd be saving me from having to take my septuagenarian receptionist.

1:12:26 > 1:12:28That sounds very interesting.

1:12:28 > 1:12:32Why don't we go into the kitchen and we can discuss it over a cup of tea.

1:12:37 > 1:12:39She called earlier.

1:12:39 > 1:12:41I'm sorry. This is all my fault.

1:12:41 > 1:12:44I was thinking of destroying it.

1:12:44 > 1:12:45I suppose you think I'm awful.

1:12:45 > 1:12:47Awful? No.

1:12:47 > 1:12:49Confused? Yes.

1:12:49 > 1:12:51I suppose you think that Masood's right, as well.

1:12:51 > 1:12:53That I should tell Syed about this.

1:12:53 > 1:12:57- Masood knows about this? - Not that Amira got in contact, no.

1:12:57 > 1:12:59I see.

1:12:59 > 1:13:01So what are you going to do?

1:13:02 > 1:13:06Er...I agree with Masood, you know, it's the right thing to do.

1:13:08 > 1:13:10Syed is our son, after all.

1:13:10 > 1:13:13He deserves to be happy, but...

1:13:13 > 1:13:14But?

1:13:15 > 1:13:17But...

1:13:18 > 1:13:21..if I tell him...

1:13:21 > 1:13:23then the wedding...

1:13:23 > 1:13:24that could go ahead.

1:13:27 > 1:13:28Then don't tell him.

1:13:30 > 1:13:33- What?- Maybe I was wrong for interfering. Maybe you were right.

1:13:33 > 1:13:36Maybe this is what's best for Syed.

1:13:36 > 1:13:39And if you believe it's the right thing to do for your family, then...

1:13:42 > 1:13:45- And you wouldn't tell anyone? - No-one need ever know.

1:14:05 > 1:14:08I could probably do a deal on the catering. I've got a great idea,

1:14:08 > 1:14:12how about I get two of those plastic bridegrooms and stick them on the cake?

1:14:12 > 1:14:14Which part of "no fuss" do you not understand?

1:14:14 > 1:14:19I know, but sometimes, people say one thing when they really mean another, don't they?

1:14:19 > 1:14:21You know, Alfie, that is really sweet of you.

1:14:21 > 1:14:24Once everything is sorted out, you'll be the first to know.

1:14:24 > 1:14:28- See? Master of knowing what people are thinking.- Is that right? - It's a gift.

1:14:28 > 1:14:29So what am I thinking?

1:14:29 > 1:14:32- I don't know, I've used up all my powers for the day.- What a surprise.

1:14:32 > 1:14:34No, OK, I can do this.

1:14:34 > 1:14:37OK. Make your mind go blank. That was quick.

1:14:37 > 1:14:38Get on with it!

1:14:38 > 1:14:42All right. You're thinking... Oh, I can't say that, you saucy mare,

1:14:42 > 1:14:44not in public. What's the matter with you?

1:14:44 > 1:14:47What am I really thinking? Concentrate really hard.

1:14:48 > 1:14:50OK, all right.

1:14:51 > 1:14:55You're thinking your husband is the best husband in the whole wide world.

1:14:56 > 1:14:58See, I told you he was a fake.

1:15:02 > 1:15:04No, I tell you what, I'm getting...

1:15:04 > 1:15:07Ooh, all the powers are coming back to me all of a sudden...

1:15:07 > 1:15:10I know what you're thinking.

1:15:10 > 1:15:15You're thinking your husband is an inconsiderate fool, who's always putting his foot in it.

1:15:15 > 1:15:18Even though he doesn't mean to.

1:15:18 > 1:15:22And it ain't enough he knows he's really hurt you.

1:15:22 > 1:15:25But deep down... he knows you'll forgive him.

1:15:26 > 1:15:29Because you know how much he loves you.

1:15:30 > 1:15:32And that you love him, too.

1:15:37 > 1:15:38Blimey.

1:15:38 > 1:15:41Looks like Nan's got competition after all!

1:15:50 > 1:15:51Skiving off early?

1:15:51 > 1:15:53I wish. Just off to get more stock.

1:15:53 > 1:15:55Oh. Busy day?

1:15:55 > 1:15:58Well, the motors are flying out. And the commission flying in.

1:15:58 > 1:16:01How you getting on with your half of the cash?

1:16:01 > 1:16:03Yep, it's all in hand.

1:16:03 > 1:16:06- It's good to see you working so hard, Darren. - Can't let Jodie down, can we?

1:16:06 > 1:16:11No, we can't. So you do whatever it takes, right?

1:16:11 > 1:16:14Well, within reason, obviously.

1:16:14 > 1:16:16Obviously.

1:16:16 > 1:16:18- Well, I'll catch you later.- OK.

1:16:28 > 1:16:30Eddie.

1:16:31 > 1:16:33I was just going to call you.

1:16:33 > 1:16:35See if you wanted to go out for dinner later.

1:16:35 > 1:16:37Oh, right, spend some of your ill-gotten gains?

1:16:37 > 1:16:40Yeah, I've just had a interesting chat with Dot.

1:16:40 > 1:16:43It's just business. It's nothing personal.

1:16:43 > 1:16:44They're pensioners, Eddie.

1:16:44 > 1:16:46And I'm a businessman.

1:16:46 > 1:16:50- I need the proceeds of that sale to keep this place afloat. - So that justifies what you did?

1:16:50 > 1:16:53- We all have to make a living. - Off the misfortune of others?

1:16:53 > 1:16:54If needs be.

1:16:55 > 1:16:58Right, well that gentleman act didn't last very long, did it?

1:16:58 > 1:17:02Or is that just reserved for getting women in the back row of the cinema?

1:17:02 > 1:17:06- I threw some extra cash at them, didn't I?- Oh, right, well that is very big of you.

1:17:06 > 1:17:09Look, it's all done and dusted. Just let me take you out for dinner.

1:17:09 > 1:17:14- Do you seriously think I want to profit from your blood money? - Now you're just overreacting.

1:17:14 > 1:17:18Excuse me? I've just found out that the man I'm seeing is no better than a common thief.

1:17:18 > 1:17:23- Watch what you're saying.- If you pull any more stunts like that round here, you want to watch your back.

1:17:48 > 1:17:51Oi. What you doing?

1:17:51 > 1:17:54Painting the Sistine Chapel. What does it look like?

1:17:55 > 1:17:59Listen, I want to thank you for letting it go the other night. I messed up.

1:17:59 > 1:18:02You're a bigger person than me and I thank you for that,

1:18:02 > 1:18:05cos I know that me and you, we'll get through this together.

1:18:06 > 1:18:08You're still sleeping on the sofa.

1:18:10 > 1:18:13What? No, hold on. But I thought...

1:18:13 > 1:18:15- You thought what?- Well, the way we were in the bar earlier.

1:18:15 > 1:18:18Having a laugh and a joke. With Christian. Me and you.

1:18:18 > 1:18:21- It's like the old magic, ain't it? - It's called pretending, Alfie.

1:18:21 > 1:18:23Pretending everything's all right.

1:18:23 > 1:18:28- Kat, please. Oh...- And that's exactly what we're going to do.

1:18:28 > 1:18:30Pretend everything's all right.

1:18:30 > 1:18:32Give the punters what they want.

1:18:32 > 1:18:34The Kat and Alfie Show.

1:18:34 > 1:18:38So, come on, the next performance is about to start.

1:18:51 > 1:18:53Everything going to plan?

1:18:53 > 1:18:56Well, that depends. On what the plan is.

1:18:57 > 1:19:00Unlicensed fights? Classy.

1:19:01 > 1:19:05I suppose it's a coincidence this fight happens on the day you want Carol to dump Eddie.

1:19:05 > 1:19:07Who are you - Miss Marple?

1:19:07 > 1:19:09I do not want to get involved in anything illegal.

1:19:09 > 1:19:11Ahh.

1:19:11 > 1:19:14So you draw the line at the immoral, do you?

1:19:14 > 1:19:17What do you call goading your brother into a fight he's not ready for?

1:19:17 > 1:19:19Tyler can look after himself.

1:19:19 > 1:19:23I've heard about these unlicensed fights. Less red tape. Less rules.

1:19:23 > 1:19:24He could get seriously hurt.

1:19:26 > 1:19:28Is that what you want?

1:19:30 > 1:19:31For Tyler to get hurt?

1:19:34 > 1:19:36Oh, you're sick.

1:19:36 > 1:19:37What the hell are you playing at?

1:19:39 > 1:19:43- Do you know what? Get someone else to play your games.- It's funny...

1:19:44 > 1:19:48It's funny how dates stick...

1:19:49 > 1:19:51..in the mind, don't you think?

1:19:51 > 1:19:53I'll give you an example.

1:19:53 > 1:19:576th July, 1989. My driving test.

1:19:57 > 1:19:58I passed, first time.

1:20:00 > 1:20:0310th May, 1980.

1:20:03 > 1:20:06West Ham won the cup. Trevor Brooking, header...

1:20:07 > 1:20:08..as I recall.

1:20:11 > 1:20:1213th September...

1:20:13 > 1:20:15..1978.

1:20:19 > 1:20:23The day my beloved dad killed my mother.

1:20:27 > 1:20:28Mm.

1:20:28 > 1:20:32While Eddie was out getting hammered, my mum...

1:20:34 > 1:20:37..was at home, eating sleeping pills.

1:20:37 > 1:20:39Oh, she killed herself.

1:20:39 > 1:20:44HE MAY AS WELL HAVE POURED THE PILLS DOWN HER NECK!

1:20:44 > 1:20:46SHE DID IT BECAUSE OF HIM! BECAUSE OF HIM!

1:20:46 > 1:20:49BECAUSE OF WHO HE IS! BECAUSE OF THE MAN HE IS!

1:20:49 > 1:20:52BECAUSE OF THE EVIL PIECE OF SCUM...

1:20:54 > 1:20:55..that he is.

1:20:57 > 1:20:5813th September.

1:21:00 > 1:21:01That's Tuesday.

1:21:01 > 1:21:03Yeah. Clever girl.

1:21:05 > 1:21:06Clever girl.

1:21:08 > 1:21:11And that's quite good, innit? It's quite fitting.

1:21:11 > 1:21:12Poetic.

1:21:14 > 1:21:1633 years of pain...

1:21:17 > 1:21:22..about to come crashing home in one beautiful moment.

1:21:23 > 1:21:26And you don't care who gets hurt in the process?

1:21:26 > 1:21:27No.

1:21:30 > 1:21:33All that matters is that he suffers...

1:21:34 > 1:21:36Oh, he suffers like I've suffered.

1:21:40 > 1:21:41And if you...

1:21:43 > 1:21:45..don't want to break Jodie's heart...

1:21:46 > 1:21:48..then you'll do your bit.

1:21:57 > 1:22:01RADIO BLARES: # Run to the hills

1:22:03 > 1:22:07# Run for your life

1:22:09 > 1:22:13# Run to the hills

1:22:14 > 1:22:19# Run for your life... #

1:22:20 > 1:22:22Hello? Oi!

1:22:22 > 1:22:24What is...? Oi!

1:22:26 > 1:22:27You on the move?

1:22:27 > 1:22:30Well, if I am, this is the first I've heard of it.

1:22:48 > 1:22:51Shift this lot will you. This gaff couldn't half do with a clean.

1:22:51 > 1:22:54- I'm not your slave.- No, you're a freeloading waste of space.

1:22:54 > 1:22:57Just cos you're in a bad mood, don't take it out on her.

1:22:57 > 1:23:02- If you give me earache, I'll take it out on you instead.- Come on then, I'd like to see you try.

1:23:02 > 1:23:05Well, there's no place like home.

1:23:05 > 1:23:07SHIRLEY AND HEATHER:. Ben!

1:23:18 > 1:23:21You'll wear a hole in that if you're not careful.

1:23:21 > 1:23:23Join me.

1:23:28 > 1:23:31You look like you've got the worries of the world on your shoulders.

1:23:31 > 1:23:33Just another day in paradise.

1:23:35 > 1:23:37Carol and me had a bit of an argument.

1:23:39 > 1:23:43Well, that's relationships for you, innit?

1:23:43 > 1:23:45Well, mine anyway.

1:23:45 > 1:23:49We always think we're going to learn from our mistakes, but we never do.

1:23:49 > 1:23:51Before you know it, you're knocking on 40

1:23:51 > 1:23:54and living out of a suitcase in a B & B.

1:23:54 > 1:23:58I'm sorry I was a bit harsh on you yesterday.

1:23:59 > 1:24:02Forget about it. I have.

1:24:04 > 1:24:09- Any news on the watch? - Not yet. Excuse me.

1:24:17 > 1:24:19- All right?- That looked cosy.

1:24:19 > 1:24:22- Just business. - Yeah, lining up your next victim?

1:24:22 > 1:24:26Look, when you want to talk to me properly, you know where I am.

1:24:34 > 1:24:35And how did you sleep?

1:24:35 > 1:24:38Oh, very well, thank you. The pills really helped.

1:24:38 > 1:24:40So your conscience must be clear.

1:24:40 > 1:24:43And, um, what are you doing when your shift finishes?

1:24:43 > 1:24:45Nothing in particular. Why?

1:24:45 > 1:24:48I was wondering if, maybe, you'd accompany me

1:24:48 > 1:24:50to that drinks reception after all.

1:24:50 > 1:24:53Oh, I don't think that would be such a good idea.

1:24:53 > 1:24:57- I thought you'd relish the chance to escape this drudgery. - My life is drudgery now?

1:24:57 > 1:25:00No, you live the life of luxury in a big palace

1:25:00 > 1:25:02with flunkies to cater to your every whim.

1:25:02 > 1:25:06Come on, live a little, it'll be fun. You deserve it.

1:25:08 > 1:25:12I've not really got anything nice to wear, so...

1:25:12 > 1:25:15What about that outfit you wore for the mehndi?

1:25:16 > 1:25:19I can't be expected to just drop everything. I mean, what about Kamil?

1:25:19 > 1:25:23Well, I'm sure Masood won't mind spending some more time with his son.

1:25:23 > 1:25:24I'll pick you up at three.

1:25:31 > 1:25:35Why didn't you tell us you were coming back? We'd have picked you up.

1:25:35 > 1:25:38- I didn't want a fuss. - Hark at Mr Independent here.

1:25:38 > 1:25:40So, what made you decide to come back?

1:25:42 > 1:25:46I had no choice really. You know, school,

1:25:46 > 1:25:48and, well, my probation's over.

1:25:48 > 1:25:51- Do you think he's grown? - He's only been gone four months.

1:25:51 > 1:25:53Fur months is a long time at that age, innit?

1:25:53 > 1:25:56- It is at any age living with you. - Have you started shaving?

1:25:56 > 1:25:59Give him a break. He said he don't want a fuss.

1:25:59 > 1:26:02- I'm going down the club. Do you want to come?.- No, you're all right.

1:26:02 > 1:26:05I've got to head out and catch up with Jay.

1:26:09 > 1:26:10Hello?

1:26:12 > 1:26:16- Wotcha, Bealey. - What are you doing here?

1:26:16 > 1:26:18SHE HUMS "TEQUILA" BY THE CHAMPS

1:26:20 > 1:26:21Tequila!

1:26:25 > 1:26:27They're barely talking to one another.

1:26:27 > 1:26:29This is not good.

1:26:29 > 1:26:31It's perfect.

1:26:31 > 1:26:35- It's no good them breaking up now. I need them together, I need them strong.- What, for Tuesday?

1:26:35 > 1:26:39- Maybe we should just call it off, then.- What, ere you stupid?

1:26:39 > 1:26:40Huh?

1:26:40 > 1:26:42Miss all the fun

1:26:42 > 1:26:44of seeing him crushed?

1:26:44 > 1:26:46No, no, no. What do we do now?

1:26:46 > 1:26:48What do we do now? You back off him a bit.

1:26:48 > 1:26:50Give me time to get them back together.

1:26:50 > 1:26:54You are seriously twisted, you know that?

1:26:56 > 1:26:59That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

1:27:00 > 1:27:04You're in the clear because I got Paul to drop the charges. Yeah, don't ask...

1:27:04 > 1:27:09- And then I remembered I'd borrowed 200 quid off you, so...- Borrowed?!

1:27:09 > 1:27:11You didn't think I'd nicked it, did you?

1:27:11 > 1:27:14- So what are we going to do now, then?- We?

1:27:14 > 1:27:17Yeah, I thought you might want to take me to lunch.

1:27:17 > 1:27:19No, I've got my accounts to do, thank you.

1:27:19 > 1:27:21What? This lot?

1:27:21 > 1:27:22Yes.

1:27:22 > 1:27:25Mandy, put them down, please.

1:27:25 > 1:27:26Mandy!

1:27:30 > 1:27:32Pick 'em up.

1:27:33 > 1:27:34Make me.

1:27:35 > 1:27:37- All right.- All right.

1:27:37 > 1:27:39- That suits you.- Shut up. - Where's Abi?

1:27:39 > 1:27:42Probably playing with her dolls. Who's this, then?

1:27:42 > 1:27:45This is Duncan from the gym.

1:27:45 > 1:27:48- All right, Duncan from the gym. I'm Lola from the block.- Hi.

1:27:48 > 1:27:53So, Lola from the block, have you and Abi got any plans after school?

1:27:53 > 1:27:55- We could come down the gym. - A gym's no place for girls.

1:27:55 > 1:27:58Got to keep your mind on the fight. Stay focused.

1:27:58 > 1:28:01Well, we could always hang out somewhere else,

1:28:01 > 1:28:04- somewhere with no distractions. - So, did you miss me then?

1:28:04 > 1:28:09- Ben. All right, son. How are you? You're looking well.- You too.

1:28:09 > 1:28:11So this is the great Ben Mitchell?

1:28:11 > 1:28:12Not what I was expecting at all.

1:28:12 > 1:28:16- Right, and who are you?- I'm your second cousin, three times removed.

1:28:16 > 1:28:19- Billy's granddaughter. - Oh, is that all?

1:28:19 > 1:28:23We should be, er, getting back to the gym.

1:28:23 > 1:28:26- This is Duncan. He's like the next big thing.- Oh, is that right?

1:28:26 > 1:28:29- So they say.- I suppose I should get back to school.

1:28:29 > 1:28:32- Tell Abi I'll catch up with her later.- You can come down

1:28:32 > 1:28:35the park if you want. As long as you bring a bottle of cider.

1:28:35 > 1:28:40I can do better than that. Look, why don't you lot come over to ours. We've got video games, pool, beers.

1:28:40 > 1:28:44- Cos I'm sure Phil's going to love that, ain't he?- It'll be fine.

1:28:44 > 1:28:48Dad's so pleased to have me back he'll put up with just about anything. Even you.

1:28:51 > 1:28:53Three, two, one, go...

1:28:55 > 1:28:58Whoo! One for luck?

1:28:58 > 1:29:00No. I've got to pick Bobby up from school.

1:29:00 > 1:29:02OK, well, um,

1:29:02 > 1:29:05- you're going to have to do a forfeit.- What sort of forfeit?

1:29:05 > 1:29:08Well, if you're not going to drink the tequila,

1:29:08 > 1:29:11you're going to have to eat what's in the bottom of the bottle.

1:29:11 > 1:29:13- Hold on a minute, that's a worm, innit?- Uh huh.

1:29:13 > 1:29:18- No way. No way. - Oh, come on, it's no big deal.

1:29:18 > 1:29:21- If it's no big deal, you eat it. - All right, we'll share.

1:29:22 > 1:29:25How are you going to get it out the bottle?

1:29:25 > 1:29:27Whoa!!

1:29:27 > 1:29:29You're going to have to clean that up!

1:29:29 > 1:29:30Problem solved.

1:29:32 > 1:29:35- OK.- I hope there's no glass on that. - Here goes.- No...

1:29:39 > 1:29:41It's not bad.

1:29:41 > 1:29:43Tastes like chicken.

1:29:45 > 1:29:46Go on, your turn.

1:29:46 > 1:29:48Urrgh.

1:29:51 > 1:29:54Oh, that is... Oh, that's disgusting.

1:29:54 > 1:29:58I can't believe you just did that.

1:29:58 > 1:30:00That is disgusting.

1:30:00 > 1:30:01Look.

1:30:04 > 1:30:06That is so irresponsible.

1:30:06 > 1:30:07Yeah, but totally hilarious.

1:30:07 > 1:30:10Your face. You was like...

1:30:12 > 1:30:14I have to go and get Bobby.

1:30:14 > 1:30:17All right, cool. I'll come with you.

1:30:17 > 1:30:21No, um, you stay here.

1:30:21 > 1:30:23This needs clearing up before he come home.

1:30:23 > 1:30:27- Yes, sir. Let me.- Oh, thanks.

1:30:31 > 1:30:34- There you go.- Thank you.

1:30:34 > 1:30:37Right, I won't be long. But please...

1:30:37 > 1:30:39Yes, yes.

1:30:45 > 1:30:46Tequila!

1:30:46 > 1:30:49- You think it's all right, what he did to Cora and Dot?- No.

1:30:49 > 1:30:52I'm just saying that you two have got a good thing.

1:30:52 > 1:30:54And it'd be a shame to see it spoiled.

1:30:54 > 1:30:56He knows where I am if he wants to talk to me.

1:30:56 > 1:30:59And you know he's as stubborn as you are, don't you?

1:31:00 > 1:31:01Just talk to him.

1:31:10 > 1:31:14- Can I get you a drink? - Oh, yeah, thanks.

1:31:14 > 1:31:18- Vodka tonic, please. - Oh, great, two vodka tonics, please.

1:31:18 > 1:31:21Must be a really hard time for you.

1:31:21 > 1:31:23Well, I've had better. And worse.

1:31:23 > 1:31:25I might be able to help.

1:31:25 > 1:31:31- Really?- I've decided to start up a cleaning business.- And?

1:31:31 > 1:31:34And, well, I thought you might like a job.

1:31:34 > 1:31:36What, as a cleaner?

1:31:36 > 1:31:39You'd be in very good company.

1:31:39 > 1:31:42I mean, Heather's on board already.

1:31:42 > 1:31:44I don't think I've sunk that low just yet.

1:31:44 > 1:31:46No, no, I'm sure the offers are just rolling in.

1:31:46 > 1:31:52Still, no doubt your next meal ticket will be along soon.

1:31:52 > 1:31:55Unless you've met him already?

1:31:55 > 1:31:59You and Eddie looked very cosy in the cafe earlier.

1:31:59 > 1:32:01- Me and Eddie are just mates. - So that'll be why

1:32:01 > 1:32:06- you were reeling him in with that sob story.- I think your imagination's working overtime.

1:32:06 > 1:32:08I don't think so.

1:32:08 > 1:32:11I know a gold-digger when I see one. You know, been there done that.

1:32:11 > 1:32:15Don't judge everybody by your standards.

1:32:15 > 1:32:17Oh, no, see that's where you're going wrong.

1:32:17 > 1:32:22Someone in your situation can't really afford to have standards.

1:32:22 > 1:32:25And let me give you a few pointers, free of charge.

1:32:25 > 1:32:29You know, I am particularly experienced in the older man market

1:32:29 > 1:32:34and if I was trying to sucker Eddie, I would have him hook, line and sinker by now.

1:32:34 > 1:32:37Eddie would never go for a cheap little tart like you.

1:32:37 > 1:32:42Oh, what's this? Dear, oh, dear. Jealousy?

1:32:42 > 1:32:45Now you've broken the first rule of gold-digging -

1:32:45 > 1:32:46never fall for your victim.

1:32:51 > 1:32:54- What do you want for your tea? - Anything.

1:33:01 > 1:33:03Dad!

1:33:03 > 1:33:05- So, do you like them? - Yeah. They're great, thanks.

1:33:05 > 1:33:09Ah, don't thank me. Thank your dad. He paid for them.

1:33:09 > 1:33:13- Thanks, Dad.- So it's only fair he gets the first soaking, right?

1:33:13 > 1:33:14Argh, it's cold!

1:33:14 > 1:33:16Arrgh, that is so cold.

1:33:16 > 1:33:21Oh, you two... I tell you what, you are so...so going to get it!

1:33:21 > 1:33:23- Should have thought about it a bit more.- Oh, no!

1:33:28 > 1:33:30Er. Right, OK.

1:33:31 > 1:33:33And, go.

1:33:35 > 1:33:38- Nah, it's not happening today. - One sec.

1:33:43 > 1:33:47Aw, what's the matter? You feeling like a spare part?

1:33:47 > 1:33:50You think you're the right business, don't you?

1:33:50 > 1:33:52No. I know I am.

1:33:53 > 1:33:57Yeah, well I'm back now.

1:33:57 > 1:34:00So... it's time to take a step down the ladder.

1:34:03 > 1:34:04Right, incoming.

1:34:05 > 1:34:08Who's up for a bit of boxing?

1:34:08 > 1:34:10- Yes!- Yeah.

1:34:10 > 1:34:13Don't mind, babe, if I have a game of boxing?

1:34:33 > 1:34:35Ooh, Ian.

1:34:35 > 1:34:38SHE GASPS

1:34:38 > 1:34:41- All right!- I'm really sorry, Janine.

1:34:42 > 1:34:44Janine?!

1:34:44 > 1:34:46Blimey, you've, er, grown.

1:34:46 > 1:34:48Mandy?! What are you doing here?

1:34:48 > 1:34:51Well, I was just passing through.

1:34:51 > 1:34:54Thought I'd look up some old friends.

1:34:54 > 1:34:57You were next on my list.

1:34:57 > 1:34:58Oh, yeah, right.

1:34:58 > 1:35:01Well, I'm a little bit too big for you to bully these days.

1:35:01 > 1:35:04Still, it's nice to see that you're doing so well for yourself.

1:35:04 > 1:35:07I should be going.

1:35:07 > 1:35:08Mandy.

1:35:09 > 1:35:11She's, um, staying with me.

1:35:11 > 1:35:15Ooh. In what capacity exactly?

1:35:15 > 1:35:17Goodbye, Janine.

1:35:17 > 1:35:20Oh, do stay. I really love to talk about old times.

1:35:20 > 1:35:23I really hope that you're all going to be very happy together.

1:35:30 > 1:35:31Thanks.

1:35:31 > 1:35:33Come here.

1:35:34 > 1:35:37We should go sort Bobby's tea out.

1:35:37 > 1:35:39Come on, Munchkin.

1:36:16 > 1:36:17Seconds out. Round three.

1:36:17 > 1:36:20I thought that maybe we could go for a drink later.

1:36:20 > 1:36:22Oh, you're talking to me now?

1:36:22 > 1:36:23I was talking to you before.

1:36:23 > 1:36:26That wasn't talking. That was sniping.

1:36:26 > 1:36:28So what do you want? A grovelling apology?

1:36:28 > 1:36:32Well, a simple "I'm sorry" would suffice.

1:36:34 > 1:36:37All right. I'm sorry that I went off at you like that.

1:36:37 > 1:36:39See? That didn't hurt much, did it?

1:36:39 > 1:36:43And? Haven't you got something to say to me?

1:36:43 > 1:36:46Don't think so. Got nothing to apologise for.

1:36:46 > 1:36:50You tell that to Dot when she can't pay her bills next month.

1:36:50 > 1:36:52Look, I've got a busy afternoon.

1:36:52 > 1:36:54I'm expecting a delivery to arrive

1:36:54 > 1:36:57and I need to find a buyer for Vanessa's watch.

1:36:57 > 1:36:58What is it with you and her?

1:36:58 > 1:37:01Oh, so it's shifted from moral outrage

1:37:01 > 1:37:03to jealousy and paranoia.

1:37:03 > 1:37:06- I'm really glad you popped in. - I don't know why I bothered.

1:37:06 > 1:37:09- You know where the door is. - Yeah, I do.

1:37:14 > 1:37:17I see what Jay means.

1:37:17 > 1:37:18You're pretty good.

1:37:18 > 1:37:20Yeah, it's all about focus.

1:37:20 > 1:37:22Are you going to be much longer?

1:37:26 > 1:37:28TV DROWNS OUT SPEECH

1:37:28 > 1:37:30And that's how you do it.

1:37:33 > 1:37:36Now how about I show you what I can do, eh?

1:37:36 > 1:37:40I've only got to win two more bouts and I'm World Champion. Come on, Ben.

1:37:40 > 1:37:41Yeah, all right, mate.

1:37:44 > 1:37:45Line yourself up.

1:37:45 > 1:37:47Right, we're in. Let's go.

1:37:50 > 1:37:52- You're going to lose. - Mate, get out my earhole.

1:37:52 > 1:37:54- You're going to lose, Ben. - Shut up, mate.

1:38:02 > 1:38:03Thank you.

1:38:03 > 1:38:05I'm so sorry.

1:38:12 > 1:38:14Is it just me, or is everyone staring at us?

1:38:14 > 1:38:16No, they're staring, all right.

1:38:16 > 1:38:19Wow, that's fine, then.

1:38:19 > 1:38:22Yusef, I am seriously overdressed.

1:38:22 > 1:38:24You look sublime.

1:38:24 > 1:38:27They're just not used to seeing me with someone.

1:38:27 > 1:38:29Still, gives them something to gossip about, I suppose.

1:38:29 > 1:38:32You know me, I can't abide gossips.

1:38:34 > 1:38:36If you'll excuse me, I need to do some networking.

1:38:36 > 1:38:39- You're leaving me?- I won't be long.

1:38:39 > 1:38:41Enjoy the hospitality. And mingle.

1:38:41 > 1:38:43Mingle.

1:38:44 > 1:38:46Hello.

1:38:47 > 1:38:51I can do mingling. How hard can mingling be?

1:38:51 > 1:38:53- You'll soon get used to it.- Sorry?

1:38:53 > 1:38:55Being abandoned at these things.

1:38:55 > 1:38:58It's as dull as dishwater, but one has to do one's duty.

1:38:58 > 1:39:02Yes, stiff upper lip and all that.

1:39:03 > 1:39:08And, these events aside, it's not all bad being the doctor's wife.

1:39:08 > 1:39:10Free upgrades on flights.

1:39:10 > 1:39:12Medical care on tap.

1:39:12 > 1:39:17Oh and, of course, not forgetting a certain social standing.

1:39:17 > 1:39:20Yes, I suppose it has its perks.

1:39:21 > 1:39:25So how long have you and Dr Khan been married?

1:39:28 > 1:39:31Well, if you're bored, Liam, go and play with your mates.

1:39:31 > 1:39:33- Don't fancy it. - Well, you can't stay here.

1:39:35 > 1:39:38I could go and see if Eddie needs some help with his stock.

1:39:38 > 1:39:40- No!- Why not?

1:39:40 > 1:39:42Because he's busy. He doesn't want you in the way.

1:39:42 > 1:39:45- But he likes it when I help out. - Just go home, Liam.

1:39:50 > 1:39:52It's always the kids that suffer.

1:39:52 > 1:39:56- I don't need you guilt-tripping me. - As if I would.

1:39:56 > 1:40:01- The boy's obviously very fond of Dad.- Yeah, well Liam's not the one who has to put up with his moods.

1:40:01 > 1:40:04You still not talking, then?

1:40:04 > 1:40:07I don't think it's any of your business, Michael.

1:40:07 > 1:40:09Do you want to know what Dad's problem is?

1:40:09 > 1:40:13- Enlighten me.- He's scared. - Of what exactly?

1:40:13 > 1:40:16Of being with someone. And of being alone.

1:40:16 > 1:40:17Well, that's really helpful.

1:40:17 > 1:40:20That's why it never worked out with his second wife.

1:40:20 > 1:40:24He couldn't let her in and he couldn't let her go. So she just walked.

1:40:24 > 1:40:26Yeah, well, right now, I don't blame her.

1:40:26 > 1:40:30- You don't mean that.- Don't I? - No, no, you don't.

1:40:30 > 1:40:34Cos I've seen the way you two are together.

1:40:34 > 1:40:36I've seen the way he looks at you.

1:40:36 > 1:40:38So what am I supposed to do?

1:40:38 > 1:40:40Put up with his moods while he figures it out?

1:40:40 > 1:40:42- Well, that depends on how much you love him.- Love?

1:40:42 > 1:40:45I think you're jumping the gun there a little bit.

1:40:45 > 1:40:47Sorry, course. We won't use the L-word.

1:40:47 > 1:40:50Don't want people getting the wrong idea.

1:40:50 > 1:40:53If you like him... If you like him as much as I think you do,

1:40:53 > 1:40:55then you'll figure out a way

1:40:55 > 1:40:57to make him see sense.

1:41:05 > 1:41:09And Yusef wore red and gold

1:41:09 > 1:41:13and he arrived on a white horse and there were dancers and drummers.

1:41:13 > 1:41:17- Well, there'll certainly be a few green-eyed monsters here today.- Really?

1:41:17 > 1:41:22Oh, yes. Yusef was one of the few remaining eligible bachelors.

1:41:24 > 1:41:25And quite a catch.

1:41:25 > 1:41:27I suppose he is.

1:41:27 > 1:41:30And you haven't been married before?

1:41:30 > 1:41:31Yusef is my first husband.

1:41:31 > 1:41:34And last, I hope.

1:41:35 > 1:41:38Alison. Lovely to see you.

1:41:38 > 1:41:39I was just chatting to Leonard.

1:41:39 > 1:41:43- That must have been fascinating for you.- It was enlightening.

1:41:43 > 1:41:45And he was singing your praises as usual.

1:41:45 > 1:41:48Could I borrow my wife a moment?

1:41:48 > 1:41:50Ah, course.

1:41:54 > 1:41:56Enjoying yourself...

1:41:56 > 1:41:57Mrs Khan?

1:41:57 > 1:42:00Word soon spreads at these things.

1:42:00 > 1:42:02I'm so sorry.

1:42:02 > 1:42:06She just assumed and I thought it would be rude to correct her.

1:42:08 > 1:42:11I didn't want to make a faux pas or cause a scene.

1:42:14 > 1:42:16You're not angry with me, are you?

1:42:19 > 1:42:20I'm flattered.

1:42:23 > 1:42:26As good as new. And I think I've found us a buyer.

1:42:26 > 1:42:27You don't hang about.

1:42:27 > 1:42:30I guessed you'd want a quick sale with Jodie's wedding coming.

1:42:30 > 1:42:33Yeah, I need every penny I can get.

1:42:33 > 1:42:37Just hope it's all worth it. Last the distance, you know.

1:42:37 > 1:42:39You haven't tried to put her off, then?

1:42:39 > 1:42:41Warned her of the perils of married life?

1:42:41 > 1:42:45I've been sorely tempted, but you know what it's like at that age.

1:42:45 > 1:42:48The triumph of hope over experience.

1:42:51 > 1:42:55If you could do it all over again, would you do anything differently?

1:42:55 > 1:42:57Everything.

1:42:57 > 1:42:59It can't have been all bad.

1:42:59 > 1:43:02Well, maybe just the bad bits then.

1:43:02 > 1:43:05- A few of those were there? - Just a few.

1:43:05 > 1:43:09You and me both. I've stuffed up more times than I can remember.

1:43:11 > 1:43:14No matter how hard you try and forget about all the bad stuff,

1:43:14 > 1:43:17you know, ignore it, pretend it doesn't matter,

1:43:17 > 1:43:21that it's not your fault, it's just always there, you know,

1:43:21 > 1:43:23eating away.

1:43:26 > 1:43:29I'm sorry. I'm not even making any sense.

1:43:29 > 1:43:33I think it's all the...the stress of Jodie's wedding.

1:43:33 > 1:43:35It's playing havoc with me nerves.

1:43:35 > 1:43:38I should probably go.

1:43:40 > 1:43:41Stay.

1:43:43 > 1:43:46Have a drink.

1:43:46 > 1:43:48Tyler always keep some handy.

1:43:53 > 1:43:57For the calming of the nerves and the drowning of the sorrows.

1:44:10 > 1:44:12- Were did you honeymoon?- Pakistan.

1:44:12 > 1:44:15It holds such a special significance for us both

1:44:15 > 1:44:17it seemed like a natural choice.

1:44:17 > 1:44:20And we hope to go there again one day. For another visit.

1:44:20 > 1:44:22That would probably not be for a while.

1:44:22 > 1:44:25What with Yusef's busy practice and my charity work.

1:44:25 > 1:44:28Zainab's very active in the community.

1:44:28 > 1:44:31Oh, well you should come over for dinner some time.

1:44:31 > 1:44:35- Alison's always organising some charity event or other. - That would be lovely.

1:44:35 > 1:44:38And then you can tell us more about how you managed to nab this one.

1:44:38 > 1:44:42I never thought he was the "marrying again" type.

1:44:42 > 1:44:44You know, Alison, neither did I.

1:44:44 > 1:44:48But then sometimes someone can come into your life

1:44:48 > 1:44:50and change your way of thinking.

1:44:50 > 1:44:52Your very way of being.

1:44:52 > 1:44:56Like a jolt of lightning that wakes you up from a slumber

1:44:56 > 1:44:58you never even noticed you were in.

1:44:58 > 1:45:02And then you realise that everything in your life up to that point

1:45:02 > 1:45:07was merely a rehearsal for that one, magical, perfect moment.

1:45:09 > 1:45:12Pretty damned smitten, I'd say.

1:45:14 > 1:45:17Well, I think it's time we were leaving.

1:45:17 > 1:45:20Can't wait to get the new bride home, eh? Don't blame you.

1:45:20 > 1:45:23- Mrs Khan.- Nice to meet you.

1:45:23 > 1:45:25- Bye.- Bye.- Bye.

1:45:25 > 1:45:27Excuse me.

1:45:27 > 1:45:29- Bye.- Bye-bye.

1:45:31 > 1:45:35- To hell with relationships, that's what I say. - To hell with relationships.

1:45:40 > 1:45:42Not sure Carol would appreciate that toast.

1:45:46 > 1:45:47But then...

1:45:47 > 1:45:48Carol's not here.

1:45:52 > 1:45:55And you shouldn't be either.

1:45:57 > 1:45:58But I am, Eddie.

1:46:00 > 1:46:01Here and now.

1:46:27 > 1:46:29All right.

1:46:29 > 1:46:31Is, er, Shirl about?

1:46:31 > 1:46:32Yeah, she's doing dinner.

1:46:34 > 1:46:36So you glad to be back?

1:46:36 > 1:46:39Yeah. I couldn't stay with Gran forever, could I?

1:46:39 > 1:46:41Anyway, she was doing my head in.

1:46:41 > 1:46:42Yeah, she, er...

1:46:42 > 1:46:46She rang earlier. Said how she thought it was time you came back.

1:46:46 > 1:46:48You know, got on with things.

1:46:50 > 1:46:53So it's, er, a fresh start, eh?

1:46:53 > 1:46:56Yeah. Why not.

1:46:59 > 1:47:02- How's your afternoon been? - Good. It was like I was never away.

1:47:13 > 1:47:17I had a wonderful time. Thank you.

1:47:17 > 1:47:20Having you there certainly livened things up.

1:47:20 > 1:47:25Well, you were right, you know, it's good to escape once in a while.

1:47:33 > 1:47:35Well, I should, er... I should get going.

1:47:35 > 1:47:37Yes, of course.

1:47:44 > 1:47:46What are you doing?!

1:47:48 > 1:47:51- I thought... - Zainab, you're a married woman!

1:47:51 > 1:47:53- I'm so sorry. - If you weren't married,

1:47:53 > 1:47:56- that would be different. - Please, forgive me, I'm very sorry.

1:47:56 > 1:48:00I think maybe you got carried away with the pretence.

1:48:13 > 1:48:16The door was open.

1:48:18 > 1:48:20I was just about to head off.

1:48:20 > 1:48:21Right.

1:48:22 > 1:48:25Just...just, er, hear me out. Please.

1:48:27 > 1:48:30I know I'm not the easiest person in the world to be with,

1:48:30 > 1:48:34God knows you try the patience of a saint, at times...

1:48:34 > 1:48:36and I know you're scared,

1:48:36 > 1:48:39you know, scared that this is going somewhere,

1:48:39 > 1:48:41scared that it's not going somewhere,

1:48:41 > 1:48:43but, see, that's all right, cos I am too.

1:48:44 > 1:48:46In fact, I'm petrified.

1:48:47 > 1:48:51But, you see, I think what we've got is just too good to throw away.

1:48:52 > 1:48:56But if you don't then that's fine. You know, I'll walk away now.

1:48:56 > 1:48:58Save us both the heartache.

1:48:58 > 1:48:59But you, um...

1:48:59 > 1:49:02you need to know that I love you.

1:49:03 > 1:49:06You ridiculous, frustrating, annoying, man.

1:49:11 > 1:49:12Come here.

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