11/07/2014

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0:00:26 > 0:00:28PATRICK CHUCKLES

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Karaoke, eh?

0:00:29 > 0:00:32Yeah. You going to come over and give us a little number later, Patrick?

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Ah, we'll see. If you're lucky.

0:00:36 > 0:00:40You're popular today. Who's that?

0:00:40 > 0:00:44You remember that guy I met at Pride - Gianluca?

0:00:44 > 0:00:45Yeah. The Italian one?

0:00:45 > 0:00:51Yeah. He's in London, he wants to see me tonight.

0:00:51 > 0:00:52Do you like him?

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Yeah.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Invite him to this.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Let me think about that for a minute...

0:00:58 > 0:00:59Absolutely not.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02You scared of what Mum might say?

0:01:02 > 0:01:04No.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07John, you've got to do it at some point.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Obviously. Obviously.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Hi. I was just wondering if my magazine had arrived yet?

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Yeah, it might have. If it is, it's somewhere in one of those.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Hi.

0:01:24 > 0:01:29- Sorry. Can you come back? - Man, you keep saying that.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31I could have ordered it on the internet

0:01:31 > 0:01:32if I knew how to get online.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Is everything all right?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36HE GRUMBLES

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Hey.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50You happy?

0:01:50 > 0:01:51Sure.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Pity we can't stay in bed all day.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00Why don't you get yourself up and I'll buy us a late breakfast?

0:02:01 > 0:02:02OK.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Get your trotters off the table.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14You'll have to shoot off in a minute.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16- I'm not doing any harm. - I know and I don't care.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18I've got to prepare Linda's surprise

0:02:18 > 0:02:20and this is going to be a nice ladies' spa room.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22All the more reason to stay.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26You lot are no fun.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28I'd better go and knock for Cora.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Sorry, knock for Cora? What are you, 12? - SHE LAUGHS

0:02:31 > 0:02:34What a cheek. I don't look a day over 11.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Have we heard anything from Shirley yet?

0:02:39 > 0:02:42No. I've text her, but I've heard nothing back.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46She'll come around. The wanderer always returns.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50Right. So... Pinot Grigio.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54Got a facial cleansing mask...

0:02:54 > 0:03:00We've got aromatherapy oils. Lovely. Oh, a cucumber.

0:03:00 > 0:03:05- Ooh! Why've we got a cucumber? - For her minces!- Oh.- All right.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Ah, peppermint foot lotion.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11No way am I rubbing her feet.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14You will be rubbing her feet. I need you to keep her upstairs.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16- For how long? - For as long as it takes.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17But what if she puts on ABBA?

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Then you're going to get up and you're going to dance. - SHE GROANS

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Why you can't just tell us what the surprise is?

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Cos you and Johnny are too easily bribed.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28- Don't worry. You'll find out later. - Is it a stripper?

0:03:28 > 0:03:31What're you talking about strippers for? Don't need strippers.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Look at me. I've got the body of a swimmer.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35- SHE LAUGHS - Seriously, listen,

0:03:35 > 0:03:37it'll mean a lot to her, you spending a bit of time with her.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38< Mick?

0:03:38 > 0:03:40In the living room.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44I thought we agreed we weren't going to have karaoke?

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Hello. What's all this for?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51It's for you!

0:03:51 > 0:03:55What was that? Did I hear someone say "indoor spa day?"

0:03:55 > 0:03:59- SHE SHRIEKS HAPPILY - Nancy!

0:04:02 > 0:04:03HAPPY SIGH

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Here.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Medical journal? Are you sure this is what he ordered?

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Yeah. I remember thinking it was weird at the time.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17So why didn't you tell me?

0:04:17 > 0:04:20You don't think there's something wrong with him, do you?

0:04:22 > 0:04:23I do now.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29TV PLAYS IN BACKGROUND

0:04:29 > 0:04:34Aw! Look at William! How cute is he?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Are you sure he's yours, Pops? - Oi! I'm gorgeous, I am.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Yeah. So he's doing well, then, is he?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Looks like it.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Living the American dream, eh? - Except they're in Canada.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46All right - living the Canadian dream, then.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50I don't think there's such a thing.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Pops, I know you miss him, but you've just got to try and look

0:04:52 > 0:04:56on the bright side now - you get to spend more time with Janet an' that.

0:04:56 > 0:04:57Yeah.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07DRINK POURS

0:05:11 > 0:05:13BIRDS TWEET

0:05:15 > 0:05:16What's this?

0:05:16 > 0:05:20Sounds distinctly like a woodland forest on a beautiful

0:05:20 > 0:05:22summer's morning to me, Mother.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- What? I chose it specially. - It's a bit weird.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- It's relaxing. Now close your eyes, please.- OK.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Just go with it.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41Let the sound of the...wood and the...

0:05:42 > 0:05:46..song of the bird wash over you.

0:05:48 > 0:05:54Find your happy place - your inner you...

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Who is Linda? - Are you on something?

0:05:57 > 0:06:00- Fine! I won't do it, then! - Oh, Nance!

0:06:00 > 0:06:02No. I hated it anyway.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05- I'm only teasing you! - It was stupid.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06It was a little bit stupid.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Cos, I mean, we can pretend we're in a woodland forest but at the

0:06:09 > 0:06:12end of the day we're in the living room and it's just you and me.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16- And, actually, that's all I want. That IS my happy place.- Aw!

0:06:16 > 0:06:19If you get rid of all Stan's horrible stuff.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Shall I just do the face masks?

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Yuck!

0:06:26 > 0:06:31I was just coming to look for you. Fancy a cuppa?

0:06:31 > 0:06:34I feel like something stronger.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Well, we can still have a stiff drink in the caff.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Have you never heard of an Irish coffee?

0:06:39 > 0:06:40You old devil.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46You sure you're OK?

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Yeah. I'm as right as rain, why?

0:06:48 > 0:06:50You ordered the thing. Why didn't you tell me?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52What am I supposed to think?

0:06:52 > 0:06:53HE CHUCKLES

0:06:53 > 0:06:55You silly woman!

0:06:55 > 0:06:59Look now, man. It's my son, Anthony.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02He's written an article about his time in Cambodia.

0:07:02 > 0:07:08Look at him, man. My boy! Handsome like his father, eh?

0:07:08 > 0:07:11- So why you didn't tell me about this?- You didn't ask me.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13I didn't mean it like that.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16You've had so much on your plate lately.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17HE CHUCKLES

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Look at him. My boy...

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Yeah, man.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27- All right, Dad?- Hi, Tina.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42I feel like I owe you an apology for not going with you to see Aunt Babe.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- It's fine.- You're upset with me.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- I just feel a bit judged, that's all. - Judged?

0:07:50 > 0:07:52You've obviously got your reservations.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Yes, of course I have.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56I've got a lot going on at the moment.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00But I get it, Tina. You're doing it for your family.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02And because of that I'm willing to turn a blind eye.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12MUSIC: "In The Waiting Line" by Zero 7

0:08:20 > 0:08:22This is the life, ain't it?

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Mmm.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35Where's your cucumber? Oh Nancy!

0:08:39 > 0:08:42I'm going to go down and get some more Pinot.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44- No!- Why?- I'll go.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- No, no, you're all right. I'll go. - No, no, no. I'll go.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51- Honestly.- Mum, you're relaxing. - Yeah, and you're hiding something.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53I don't know what you're talking about.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Nancy, I weren't born yesterday.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56So you'd better tell me what's going on.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58SHE GROANS

0:08:58 > 0:09:00- What are you saying? You thought he wasn't well?- Yeah.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01But he's all right?

0:09:01 > 0:09:04It just turns out it's cos Anthony was in that magazine.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Right, so what's the problem? - Well, there wasn't one.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10- So why are we having this conversation?- I feel bad.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13You know, I haven't been around for him much lately.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15But there's nothing wrong with him.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19If there was. I've just been so distracted with all this...

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Distracted?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24I didn't mean it like that.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26No, no, no. It's fine. Don't let me distract you any more.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29I'd hate to keep you from someone else's non-existent problems.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Come on, you know that's not what I meant.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Denise, I really haven't got time for this. All right.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36If it bothers you that much, go and talk to Patrick.

0:09:45 > 0:09:46Here.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50It's not my style.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Why? I think it'd look lovely on you.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57You don't like the way I dress. I'm representing the council.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58I need to look smart.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01So what's your excuse for when you're not representing the council?

0:10:01 > 0:10:02HE TUTS

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Come on. I'm only playing with you.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06But you're not, are you?

0:10:06 > 0:10:10I just think you could afford to mix it up a little bit.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12You think a jacket will fix him, do you?

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Oi, oi, oi. Leave it. He's not worth it. Just leave it.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21I'll tell you what, come on. I want to go clubbing.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25- I fancy busting some moves. - I don't feel like it.

0:10:25 > 0:10:26Why? Cos you can't dance?

0:10:26 > 0:10:29- As a matter of fact, I'm an excellent dancer.- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41It isn't a power cut. You sure it isn't a fuse?

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Nah. Probably just some dodgy wiring. Don't worry about it.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46I'll have a look.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Well, if I pop to the shop I'm not going to come back to find

0:10:48 > 0:10:53- you've been electrocuted, am I? - Don't be stupid. Go on. Go.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56- Be careful.- Yeah.- See ya. - See ya later.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02DOOR CLOSES

0:11:08 > 0:11:11I knew it was too good to be true.

0:11:11 > 0:11:12What?

0:11:12 > 0:11:16Me and you having girlie time together.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19When you were little, me and your dad bought you

0:11:19 > 0:11:22this Princess Jasmine costume for a party.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Did you hair in bunches. Covered in sequins.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27You looked lovely. Anyway, we dropped you off

0:11:27 > 0:11:31and we weren't five minutes down the road when your dad's mobile rang.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33We had to turn around and come straight back -

0:11:33 > 0:11:35you'd ripped off the costume and were running

0:11:35 > 0:11:38around in your pants, covered in mud, playing football with the boys.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40NANCY LAUGHS What can I say?

0:11:40 > 0:11:43I'm more of a World Cup girl than a beauty queen, Mum.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45I know. And I've accepted that fact.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47And that I'll never get you in a dress.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52Still, if this is what it takes to spend time with you

0:11:52 > 0:11:55I might as well go with it.

0:11:55 > 0:11:56Go with what?

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Or of course, I could always tell your dad you slipped up

0:11:58 > 0:12:00and it's game over?

0:12:00 > 0:12:01It's up to you...

0:12:03 > 0:12:04SHE GROANS

0:12:04 > 0:12:06I'll go and get the wine.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Good! I'll put on the ABBA.

0:12:08 > 0:12:09NANCY GRUMBLES

0:12:11 > 0:12:13SHE CHUCKLES

0:12:15 > 0:12:18That's lovely. You must be really proud.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Yeah. I always said he'd do well.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22And now he's in magazines.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Can I have a look at it? - Yeah, yeah...

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Have you got a minute?

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Give it here.- What for?

0:12:34 > 0:12:37I just... I wanted to apologise

0:12:37 > 0:12:40if it feels like I haven't been around for you lately.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42What are you talking about?

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Why didn't you tell me about the article?

0:12:45 > 0:12:49- Oh, come on. It's just an article. - But it's important to you.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53Like I said before, you've got a lot on your plate with Ian.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55What are you so worried about?

0:12:55 > 0:12:59Well, you know. It's just, you know, when I saw the medical journal

0:12:59 > 0:13:03I thought something might be wrong...

0:13:03 > 0:13:06But there isn't, is there? I'm fine.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10And you'd tell me, though, if there was?

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Of course, my baby.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18It's just, I don't want you to feel that

0:13:18 > 0:13:21I take our friendship for granted.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Libby and Chelsea are getting on with their lives

0:13:23 > 0:13:26and Kim's off with her new man.

0:13:27 > 0:13:28You...

0:13:30 > 0:13:34You're the only true friend I've got, the only one who listens.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Is there still trouble with Ian?

0:13:40 > 0:13:43He hasn't got time for my problems. I mean, why would he?

0:13:43 > 0:13:44Because he should.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Do you want me to have a word with him?

0:13:49 > 0:13:55No. No, honestly. This. This is enough. All right.

0:13:59 > 0:14:03Hey. I'll take that.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Very impressive.- Thanks.

0:14:05 > 0:14:06Stan...

0:14:13 > 0:14:15How's it coming along?

0:14:15 > 0:14:16Yeah. Getting there.

0:14:18 > 0:14:19Dad...

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Yes, son?

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Could I run something by you?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Course you can.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Tonight, would it be weird if I asked...

0:14:28 > 0:14:32Hold on a minute. What's the matter? Is everything all right?

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Have we got any of that Pinot Grigio that Mum likes?

0:14:35 > 0:14:36Yes. Cop for that.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38You do realise she's put on ABBA, don't you?

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Yeah, all right. - PHONE BEEPS

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Ah! He's here.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48He?

0:14:49 > 0:14:53Get yourself upstairs and keep your trap shut. All right.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00MUSIC: "Dancing Queen" by ABBA

0:15:12 > 0:15:14# You can dance

0:15:14 > 0:15:17# You can jive

0:15:17 > 0:15:21# Having the time of your life... #

0:15:21 > 0:15:23MUSIC FADES

0:15:23 > 0:15:26SHE LAUGHS ECSTATICALLY

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Wine! What?

0:15:28 > 0:15:30I know what my present is!

0:15:30 > 0:15:31How?!

0:15:31 > 0:15:33SHE SHRIEKS EXCITEDLY

0:15:34 > 0:15:37You don't know how happy I am to see that boat.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40- Right, just stop there. - What are we down here for?

0:15:40 > 0:15:42In case your mum comes down busying herself.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46- I fancy a pint.- All right.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50Listen, you'll get your pint, but I've got to get you in here first.

0:15:50 > 0:15:51What for?

0:15:51 > 0:15:54We're going to wrap you up, surprise for your mum.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57You're having a laugh. I've been on a plane for hours and a packed tube.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Why do you want me getting in that?

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Shut up. You'll be in here five minutes, tops. All right.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04What's the matter with ya?

0:16:04 > 0:16:06- Let me out! I want to see him! - No.- Why?

0:16:06 > 0:16:09This is all my fault. I was supposed to be distracting you.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11- Oh, well. You failed. - Dad's going to kill me.- Let me out!

0:16:11 > 0:16:13No, Mum, please...

0:16:13 > 0:16:14SHE GROANS

0:16:14 > 0:16:16All right, fine.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22- I've just thought of something. - What?

0:16:23 > 0:16:31They don't know that we know, which means we can have some fun...

0:16:31 > 0:16:33THEY BOTH CACKLE

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Ian, I was wondering if I could have a word?

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Yeah, sure. What is it?

0:16:48 > 0:16:51Remember, I lost a son...

0:16:51 > 0:16:55So I know the pain you're going through.

0:16:55 > 0:16:56I know what it does to you.

0:16:58 > 0:17:03Denise doesn't begrudge being there whenever you need her -

0:17:03 > 0:17:05she's a good woman like that -

0:17:05 > 0:17:07always puts the need of others before her own.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09- I know.- Good.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11But be careful not to take her for granted.

0:17:12 > 0:17:16Listen to her once in a while.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Sometimes I found listening to other people's concerns

0:17:19 > 0:17:22actually helped to ease my problems for a little while.

0:17:23 > 0:17:24Yeah, man.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Well, I'll leave you to get on with it. All right.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44The players are about to get played!

0:17:44 > 0:17:46OK. Sit down.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Wait, wait, that's gel spray!

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Nah, it's empty. I filled it up with water. Close your eyes.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Will you do me favour?

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Will you text Dean and see if he'll bring his decks tonight?

0:17:58 > 0:18:01What's wrong with karaoke?

0:18:01 > 0:18:06Mum, you can't let what happened put you off karaoke forever.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Other people doing karaoke...

0:18:08 > 0:18:11My feelings were just hurt a bit, that's all.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14I'd feel more comfortable if we had a disco. Please.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Course. It's your party. I'll text Dean.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20- But you can deal with Dad. - All right. Thank you.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22This isn't so bad after all, is it?

0:18:22 > 0:18:23THEY LAUGH

0:18:23 > 0:18:25MICK SHOUTS

0:18:25 > 0:18:26Act sick!

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Right. Your present's here.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33SHE GROANS

0:18:35 > 0:18:37What's the matter?

0:18:37 > 0:18:40She's got a temperature, Pop. She's burning up.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43It was that foot rub Nancy gave me, I think

0:18:43 > 0:18:46it released a lot of toxicity.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48What're you talking about, toxicity?

0:18:48 > 0:18:51I don't know, Mick. I'm not a doctor.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55Come and open your present. Come on, it'll make you feel better.

0:18:55 > 0:18:56Is it a magic present?

0:18:56 > 0:18:59She needs some rest, Pop. She's really not well.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Do you want me to get you a nice cold flannel?- Yeah.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09SHE COUGHS WEAKLY

0:19:21 > 0:19:25Wow. Who is this gorgeous, fashionable man?

0:19:25 > 0:19:27You didn't have to buy it.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30A new jacket every now and then won't do any harm.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Just know that you won't be going anywhere near my hair.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Oh, really? We'll see about that, won't we?

0:19:35 > 0:19:37So, listen, is this cos of what Alfie said earlier?

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Don't be silly.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41SHE LAUGHS

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Good. Because I wouldn't want to change you.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46I like you just the way you are.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Admittedly a little bit more in that jacket.

0:19:49 > 0:19:50Come on. Let's go clubbing.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Wow. Where did you train?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17HE GASPS

0:20:43 > 0:20:44- LEE:- Hello?

0:20:44 > 0:20:46What?

0:20:46 > 0:20:50Nothing. You'd gone quiet. I thought you'd gone.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53No, I'm still here. I'm just thinking.

0:20:54 > 0:20:55About what?

0:20:59 > 0:21:01I've met someone.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04A boy?

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Yeah. And he wants to see me tonight.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Right?

0:21:11 > 0:21:14And I dunno what to tell him.

0:21:14 > 0:21:15Invite him.

0:21:16 > 0:21:20You know, I want to, but I think it'd be a bit weird.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23It can't be any weirder than this conversation.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27I dunno. I don't want to upset Mum. It's her party.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30I don't want to make her feel uncomfortable.

0:21:30 > 0:21:35Johnny, listen, mate, right. I've been away, seen a few things.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38It gives you a bit of perspective on life, and us lot...

0:21:38 > 0:21:41we've been wrapped up in cotton wool.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44It's not Mum and Dad's fault - they do it out of love.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47But sometimes you've got to think for yourself,

0:21:47 > 0:21:51do what makes you happy and not worry about what other people think.

0:21:51 > 0:21:52Do you like him?

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Yeah.

0:21:56 > 0:21:57Does he make you happy?

0:21:59 > 0:22:01He makes me laugh.

0:22:01 > 0:22:02Is he fit?

0:22:04 > 0:22:05Just a bit.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07LEE LAUGHS

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Right. Then I for one want to meet him. So do it.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11- Do you think so?- Yes, you muppet.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16- All right. I'm going to do it. - Good man.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Now do me a favour and go and find out what's going on

0:22:19 > 0:22:22- cos I'm busting for the loo. - Thanks, man.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28LEE WHISTLES

0:22:29 > 0:22:32You still all right about me leaving early for Linda's party?

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Yeah, of course I am. I'll see you later.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37- HE LAUGHS You behave.- Always!

0:22:42 > 0:22:45No! I'm half cut already!

0:22:45 > 0:22:50Only half? Then you've got a lot of catching up to do, haven't you?

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Hiya. Can I get change for that please?

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Yeah. Those two are really getting on my nerves.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58And getting drunk by the looks of it.

0:22:58 > 0:22:59- You're joking?- No.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03So you think this is funny, eh?!

0:23:03 > 0:23:05THEY GIGGLE

0:23:05 > 0:23:07You're behaving like a wrinkly old pair of children.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Patrick, let me see that?

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Patrick's right. You've had your fun, now clear off.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15If I catch you bringing booze in here again,

0:23:15 > 0:23:18- I'm going to ban both of you from coming in this place.- Oh, dear.

0:23:18 > 0:23:19STAN AND CORA LAUGH

0:23:19 > 0:23:21I can get Denise to order you a new one.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23No, no. All right. Forget it.

0:23:31 > 0:23:32Did you fix it?

0:23:32 > 0:23:34No, not yet.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36- What was it?- I don't know.

0:23:36 > 0:23:41- Right. Well, we'd better phone someone, then? Maybe Phil?- No!

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Right, what are you not telling me?

0:23:45 > 0:23:48All right, look. You've got to keep this to yourself. OK?

0:23:48 > 0:23:52I've been running our electricity off of Aleks' flat.

0:23:52 > 0:23:56- Eh? How's that even possible? - It's quite straightforward actually.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Are you off your head or something, Pops? Why?

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Because I'm skint, Lo!

0:24:02 > 0:24:03I'm completely skint.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09I love having Janet here, but she's burning a hole in my pocket.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12This single parenting lark - it isn't easy, you know.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14SHE SCOFFS You're telling me?

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Sorry.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19Right, well, you can't keep this up.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21What if they find out?

0:24:21 > 0:24:24- I don't see what choice we've got. - What are we going to do, then?

0:24:24 > 0:24:27I need to get up to that fuse board.

0:24:27 > 0:24:31Now, I know Tosh is out, but I don't know about Tina and Aleks.

0:24:31 > 0:24:32I've seen Tina going into the cafe

0:24:32 > 0:24:35and I'm pretty sure I've seen Aleks going off somewhere with Roxy.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Good. Right...

0:24:38 > 0:24:40You ain't breaking in.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43I don't have to.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Where did you get them?

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Aleks' flat is one of Janine's old properties.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49I just managed to hold on to 'em.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Don't worry. I'll be as quick as I can.

0:24:54 > 0:24:55NANCY AND LINDA GIGGLING

0:24:55 > 0:24:58- They know.- How do you know? - Hark at 'em giggling.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00Yeah...but hang on.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02- They don't know that we know that they know.- No.

0:25:02 > 0:25:06We can't leave Lee in a cardboard box all afternoon, though.

0:25:09 > 0:25:10GIGGLING STOPS

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Having fun in here, girls, are we?

0:25:12 > 0:25:15Apart from my fever, you mean?

0:25:15 > 0:25:19Yeah. Was thinking, perhaps I should take your little temperature.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21- I've already done it. - Always good to get a second opinion.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Yes, it's always very good to get a second opinion.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26How can you question me in my hour of need?

0:25:26 > 0:25:29- Cos you're not ill, are you? - I am ill, I'm really ill!

0:25:29 > 0:25:31- And you know!- Know what? - How did you find out?

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Find out what? I don't know what you're on about!

0:25:33 > 0:25:34You know what I'm talking about.

0:25:34 > 0:25:35- SHE LAUGHS - Stop it!

0:25:35 > 0:25:39- Sorry, I really needed to go. - Lee!- Lee!- My baby!

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Happy birthday, baby. I'm sorry it's late.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44- I don't care. It's perfect. - Not so hard!

0:25:44 > 0:25:47Good cos I lost the receipt years ago.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Right, I really need to go wee!

0:25:49 > 0:25:50SHE LAUGHS HAPPILY

0:25:53 > 0:25:57They drew a moustache on it?! What are they, school-children?

0:25:57 > 0:25:59- How's Patrick? - He seemed pretty angry.

0:25:59 > 0:26:03I would be! I'm going to go and see him.

0:26:03 > 0:26:04Will you do me a favour, Shabnam?

0:26:04 > 0:26:07Can you just order us another magazine, please?

0:26:07 > 0:26:08- Yeah, of course.- Thank you.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26SHE GASPS

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Billy! What the hell are you doing here?!

0:26:32 > 0:26:33I'm back for a month

0:26:33 > 0:26:36and then I'm off to Chatham in August to do this plumbing course.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39Right. So you're going to be around quite a bit more, yeah?

0:26:39 > 0:26:40Yeah, course he is.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Well, I can handle Chatham. It's lot closer than Afghanistan.

0:26:43 > 0:26:47Oh, I'm so happy that you're back. Tonight's going to be perfect!

0:26:47 > 0:26:51Yeah. And while we're all here and in such a good mood...

0:26:51 > 0:26:55I thought I'd ask... I was, maybe, thinking...

0:26:55 > 0:26:56Shirl...

0:27:04 > 0:27:06Denise?!

0:27:06 > 0:27:08What?

0:27:08 > 0:27:11- You might want to sit down.- Why?

0:27:11 > 0:27:13- Cos I'm going to apologise. - Oh, right.

0:27:13 > 0:27:17Someone hasn't been to see you this afternoon by any chance?

0:27:17 > 0:27:20I needed to hear it. OK.

0:27:20 > 0:27:24I'm going to be a better listener from now on, I promise you.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29I've got to, haven't I?

0:27:29 > 0:27:30We've got a wedding to plan.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35I thought we could go over some dates over dinner?

0:27:38 > 0:27:39I'd like that.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01HE GASPS, GLASS SHATTERS

0:28:12 > 0:28:15HE BREATHES UNSTEADILY

0:28:22 > 0:28:24HE GASPS

0:28:26 > 0:28:29DOORBELL RINGS

0:28:31 > 0:28:34DOORBELL RINGS

0:28:34 > 0:28:36SHE SIGHS

0:28:39 > 0:28:43- Where is he?- Look, he's going to be around somewhere, isn't he? Come on.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46Let's go get some dinner and you can check on him later.

0:28:49 > 0:28:53This is George. My best mate Heather's little boy.

0:28:53 > 0:28:56- Come down to see Dot, haven't we?- Yeah.

0:28:56 > 0:28:58Well, aren't you a handsome little man?

0:28:58 > 0:29:02- Shirl, we've been worried sick about you.- We're just glad you're back.

0:29:02 > 0:29:06- Just in time for Mum's party.- Right, let's get you over to Dot's, eh?

0:29:06 > 0:29:10- And I'll show you the pub on the way out.- Yes, please!

0:29:10 > 0:29:12Oi. No lager, all right?

0:29:12 > 0:29:14- He's under age. - THEY LAUGH

0:29:14 > 0:29:18- We'd better get ourselves in gear, ain't we?- Before we... Erm...

0:29:18 > 0:29:20- I'm going to go meet someone at the tube.- Who?

0:29:20 > 0:29:22- A boy.- What boy?!

0:29:22 > 0:29:25- You ain't going nowhere. It's your mother's birthday party.- I know.

0:29:25 > 0:29:28- Actually, I um... I invited him here.- Here!?

0:29:28 > 0:29:30Who is he?

0:29:30 > 0:29:33Gianluca. I met him at that pre-Pride party you took me to.

0:29:35 > 0:29:38- You might have given us a bit of notice, Johnny!- I know.

0:29:38 > 0:29:41- I know, but there was so much going on.- I said invite him.

0:29:41 > 0:29:44Johnny likes him. Look, if I brought a girl back

0:29:44 > 0:29:46that I liked, you'd want to meet her, wouldn't you?

0:29:46 > 0:29:49- Whereas if it was ME...- Oh, don't you start, Miss Track-suit-wedding!

0:29:49 > 0:29:53- So, Gianluca? Where's he from? - Italy.

0:29:53 > 0:29:57- NANCY LAUGHS - He's Rome-o-sexual.

0:29:57 > 0:30:00- Really?!- I know a bit of Italian, actually.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02You do realise reading the menu out at a pizzeria ain't

0:30:02 > 0:30:04- knowing Italian, don't you?! - Shut up!

0:30:04 > 0:30:08What you waiting for? Go and get him!

0:30:08 > 0:30:10- OK.- Mick...

0:30:10 > 0:30:12No dialogue out of you. Go and get yourself ready,

0:30:12 > 0:30:14go on, it's your birthday party. Get out of it.

0:30:18 > 0:30:20I can't BELIEVE you've been nicking our leccy.

0:30:20 > 0:30:22- Borrowing.- Oh, borrowing?!

0:30:22 > 0:30:24- You was going to give it back, was you?- Course!

0:30:24 > 0:30:27I promise, I'll pay you back every penny.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29- SHE SIGHS - I thought we were mates, Billy.

0:30:29 > 0:30:30We are!

0:30:30 > 0:30:33I didn't expect this to go on for so long.

0:30:33 > 0:30:36And it's expensive having kids!

0:30:36 > 0:30:39- Yeah, and it's expensive when you're TRYING to have kids!- Yeah, I know.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42Look, can we just keep this between me and you?

0:30:42 > 0:30:45Cos I don't think Tosh and Aleks'd get it.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48Me and you, we can sit down, go through the bills,

0:30:48 > 0:30:51work out what I owe you. Just give me two weeks.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53- One week. All right?- OK.

0:30:55 > 0:30:58- Everything all right?- Yeah.

0:30:58 > 0:31:02The leccy cut out and Billy came and had a look.

0:31:02 > 0:31:05But it was just a fuse.

0:31:05 > 0:31:08Yeah. Just a fuse. So, I'll be off then.

0:31:12 > 0:31:14- What?- Oh, please.

0:31:14 > 0:31:17Are you going to tell me what that was REALLY about?

0:31:19 > 0:31:21- KNOCK ON THE DOOR - So, George, what do you think?

0:31:21 > 0:31:23- This is cool!- Yeah, well trust me,

0:31:23 > 0:31:26I don't want you spending too much time in these places

0:31:26 > 0:31:29when you grow up! You've got to get good at your sports, ain't you?

0:31:29 > 0:31:30Yeah.

0:31:34 > 0:31:38- Where do you want these? - Oh. Just over there, please.

0:31:46 > 0:31:50- You shouldn't have. - You coming to The Vic?- I don't know.

0:31:50 > 0:31:53Hoping you was going to be my wing-man?

0:31:53 > 0:31:57- Don't think I'd be very good company, Phil.- Why? What is it?

0:31:57 > 0:32:00You couldn't sub me 50 quid, could you? For my electricity meter?

0:32:00 > 0:32:03- I thought you was looking for another job?- I am, I have been.

0:32:03 > 0:32:05All right. But it's a loan and I want it back.

0:32:05 > 0:32:07- Yeah? Do you need it now?- Yeah.

0:32:07 > 0:32:10See, if it was just me I'd be all right, but I've got Lola

0:32:10 > 0:32:12- and the kids...- All right.

0:32:12 > 0:32:16- Come on, let's sort it out, and I'll buy you a pint. Yeah.- Yeah. Cheers.

0:32:20 > 0:32:24- When did she get back? - This afternoon.

0:32:24 > 0:32:26Where's she been?

0:32:26 > 0:32:30- She didn't say.- And the kid, who's that?

0:32:30 > 0:32:33I think, it's like, her best mate's son or something.

0:32:33 > 0:32:37She's taken him to see Dot. I think it's nice.

0:32:37 > 0:32:39What's this for?

0:32:39 > 0:32:42- Disco, Mick. Linda asked me. - She didn't run it by me.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44- We're having a karaoke. - She doesn't want to.

0:32:44 > 0:32:46She's still funny about what Johnny done.

0:32:46 > 0:32:49Oh, my life, I wish she'd let that go.

0:32:50 > 0:32:53Oh, here she is, the birthday girl!

0:32:53 > 0:32:57You're just stunning, do you know that - come here!

0:32:57 > 0:33:03- You'll mess up my hair!- Sorry. - Oh, thanks for doing this, Dean.

0:33:03 > 0:33:06Consider it another birthday present. You look lovely by the way.

0:33:06 > 0:33:09Thank you. Oh, Dean, you won't recognise Lee,

0:33:09 > 0:33:11you ain't seen each other since you were kids.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13- All right, mate! How's it going? - All right.

0:33:13 > 0:33:15- Know what, L, good call about the decks.- I thought so.

0:33:15 > 0:33:19We're going to need a bit of music either side of the karaoke.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22- Lee, come and help me get the gear out the back, please?- Great!

0:33:22 > 0:33:25- Whoa!- Ooh! - SHE LAUGHS

0:33:32 > 0:33:37All right, mate? You look good. Like your shirt.

0:33:37 > 0:33:40Did you get here all right? Tubes can be a nightmare!

0:33:40 > 0:33:41Whoa...

0:33:44 > 0:33:48Sorry. I was just trying to break the ice. You seemed nervous.

0:33:50 > 0:33:53- Don't worry. I don't think anyone saw.- Yeah...

0:33:53 > 0:33:56I just don't really kiss people on the street that often.

0:33:56 > 0:34:00- I kissed you on the street at Pride? - Yeah, but we were surrounded by them

0:34:00 > 0:34:02muscled Latino blokes in pink hot pants...

0:34:02 > 0:34:05And that drag queen dressed as Kylie.

0:34:05 > 0:34:08- HE LAUGHS - It was a fun night.- Yeah, it was.

0:34:11 > 0:34:12That way...

0:34:14 > 0:34:17- It's good to see you again. - Yeah, you too.

0:34:17 > 0:34:21I'm looking forward to my authentic London pub tour.

0:34:21 > 0:34:24- We could go somewhere else? - Isn't it your mum's birthday party?

0:34:24 > 0:34:27Yeah, it ain't a big deal. She has them all the time. Every year.

0:34:27 > 0:34:30Johnny, I know you're nervous,

0:34:30 > 0:34:33but this is my last night in London,

0:34:33 > 0:34:37for now, at least. My coach leaves Victoria at 1:00am.

0:34:37 > 0:34:41I think we should just enjoy ourselves tonight, while we can.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46- What do you say?- I say...

0:34:47 > 0:34:51I say, you're right. Yeah. Let's go.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55It's a cool shirt, though.

0:35:38 > 0:35:42- Thank you!- Happy birthday! Love you, Linda.- Love you.

0:35:42 > 0:35:44- Thank you.- Here she is. The birthday girl.

0:35:47 > 0:35:50You promised! Come on.

0:35:50 > 0:35:54- Thanks for coming.- Erm, yeah... Sorry, Lind.

0:35:54 > 0:35:57- I did get you a card, but I've left it at home.- Oh, don't worry.

0:35:57 > 0:35:59- You can pop it in tomorrow.- Yeah. - Sharon sends her love.

0:35:59 > 0:36:03- Ah. These are lovely Phil, thanks. How is she?- She's resting up.

0:36:06 > 0:36:09Oh, here we are, L. L.

0:36:09 > 0:36:10Excuse us.

0:36:12 > 0:36:16- Just remember - be nice. - I'm not the dragon lady, Mick!

0:36:16 > 0:36:19I ain't going to breathe fire on them.

0:36:19 > 0:36:22All right. Everyone, this is Gianluca.

0:36:22 > 0:36:25- Gianluca, this is everyone.- Hey.

0:36:25 > 0:36:28- This is my Auntie Tina and her girlfriend Tosh.- Hello!

0:36:28 > 0:36:31- My dad.- Pleasure.

0:36:31 > 0:36:35- This is Nancy.- Hello. You all right?

0:36:35 > 0:36:39- This is my brother, Lee.- Buongiorno, mate, buongiorno.

0:36:39 > 0:36:43- And this is my mum. - Hello, John-Luco.

0:36:43 > 0:36:47Please, just call me Luca. I've heard so much about you.

0:36:47 > 0:36:49That's nice.

0:36:50 > 0:36:55- Luca, what do you want to drink?- A beer?- Coming right up.

0:37:08 > 0:37:11There he is! Patrick! Where did you disappear to?

0:37:11 > 0:37:14We stopped by earlier, but there was no answer.

0:37:14 > 0:37:16Oh, I took a nap. I must have been out for the count.

0:37:16 > 0:37:18Well, I got Shabnam to order you another magazine.

0:37:18 > 0:37:19You didn't have to do that.

0:37:19 > 0:37:22And we've got some other news that might cheer you up.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24Yes, yes, we've set a date for the wedding.

0:37:24 > 0:37:26We're thinking about a Saturday next June.

0:37:26 > 0:37:30- Are you OK? - I'm absolutely fine.

0:37:30 > 0:37:34Why don't we go in and I'll buy both of you a drink to celebrate?

0:37:34 > 0:37:37- I like that! Thank you.- Cheers.

0:37:40 > 0:37:44I love Italy. Italian food, and that. I make my own pesto.

0:37:44 > 0:37:47- Don't I?- Yeah.- Wow. Have you been?

0:37:47 > 0:37:51No. But one day I'd like to.

0:37:51 > 0:37:54- Johnny, you didn't tell me your brother's back.- Yeah.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56He got back today.

0:37:56 > 0:37:59Listen, I'm going to give Luca a tour, if you want to come?

0:37:59 > 0:38:02No, you're all right. I'm going to get another drink.

0:38:08 > 0:38:10Where are they going?

0:38:10 > 0:38:13Let it go. You've done very well up to now.

0:38:13 > 0:38:17- And I'm very, very proud of you. - Ah! There she is!

0:38:17 > 0:38:21- Not looking a day over 21. - I wish!- So do I!

0:38:21 > 0:38:23THEY LAUGH

0:38:23 > 0:38:25I'm joking! My baby's always 21, in my eyes.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28- I'm just going to slip upstairs, OK.- Happy birthday!

0:38:28 > 0:38:33Oh, you shouldn't have. I love Gurbras.

0:38:33 > 0:38:37- Gerberas, dear! - SHE LAUGHS

0:38:37 > 0:38:40Lee, put those in water for me?

0:38:40 > 0:38:45So what, has Johnny gone to swot up on his foreign languages with Luca?

0:38:45 > 0:38:47- SHE LAUGHS - Yeah.

0:38:47 > 0:38:52So, that completes your backstage tour of the authentic London pub.

0:38:52 > 0:38:55- I like it. Very British.- Mmm.

0:38:55 > 0:38:59Was the parakeet wallpaper all you hoped it'd be? And more!

0:39:02 > 0:39:04Yeah, so...

0:39:04 > 0:39:07- Last night in London.- For now.

0:39:07 > 0:39:11So, pretty cool city, you sure you want to hang out here?

0:39:11 > 0:39:13Pretty sure.

0:39:13 > 0:39:16Unless you can think of anything better?

0:39:16 > 0:39:17Erm...

0:39:18 > 0:39:20No.

0:39:27 > 0:39:30You said the tour was complete, but I think there's still one room

0:39:30 > 0:39:32I haven't seen, no?

0:39:35 > 0:39:38How long before your parents get suspicious about where we are?

0:39:38 > 0:39:42I think that happened the moment that we walked up the stairs. Yeah.

0:39:42 > 0:39:46So, you could say we're on borrowed time?

0:39:49 > 0:39:50I ain't...

0:39:52 > 0:39:54HE SIGHS

0:39:54 > 0:39:57I've never really been with anyone before. Properly.

0:40:02 > 0:40:05Johnny, I like you, for many reasons.

0:40:07 > 0:40:12And if tonight is just this, then I'm the happiest boy in London town.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19What do you say we go downstairs and have another drink?

0:40:19 > 0:40:21Erm... Later. Later.

0:40:32 > 0:40:35- Are you sure you haven't done this before?- Shut up.

0:40:35 > 0:40:37- We're on borrowed time. - THEY LAUGH

0:40:39 > 0:40:44- What do you think of him, out of ten?- Ten! He's WELL cute.

0:40:44 > 0:40:48- Definitely a ten.- Really?- Yeah! - I don't know.- Speaking of tens.

0:40:48 > 0:40:50- Hello, stranger.- You talking to me?

0:40:50 > 0:40:54Yeah. Want a drink? HE LAUGHS

0:40:54 > 0:40:57- SHE LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY - No. I don't, you're all right.

0:40:57 > 0:41:00You see, a ten doesn't really like to mingle with a five.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05Oooph! Hohohoh! TOLD!

0:41:05 > 0:41:08- You got TOLD!- Sportsman's bet, I can convince her to let me

0:41:08 > 0:41:11- buy her a drink by the end of the night.- Deal.

0:41:11 > 0:41:12Ah!

0:41:18 > 0:41:21I asked him to do one thing!

0:41:21 > 0:41:24Cheer up! It's a birthday, not a funeral!

0:41:24 > 0:41:28- He's got a face for undertaking, that one.- You ain't wrong there.

0:41:32 > 0:41:35- What're you smiling for? It ain't a good thing.- Isn't it?

0:41:40 > 0:41:44- What you looking for?- Candles. For the cake.

0:41:44 > 0:41:49How many years old is Auntie Linda?

0:41:50 > 0:41:52She's 37.

0:41:52 > 0:41:58- How many years old are you, Auntie Shirley?- 100.- Like a T-rex?!

0:41:58 > 0:42:01- Yeah, you could say that! - THEY LAUGH

0:42:01 > 0:42:03I didn't know you were back!

0:42:03 > 0:42:06Oh, we snuck in the back way. I didn't want him to get too excited.

0:42:06 > 0:42:09I think it's nice what you're doing, looking after him.

0:42:09 > 0:42:12Hmm! I wish they could stay this age for ever.

0:42:14 > 0:42:15Where's that coming from?

0:42:15 > 0:42:20I don't know. Johnny's got his boyfriend, Lee's chasing Whitney.

0:42:20 > 0:42:24Nancy's a law unto herself. They're all growing up so fast.

0:42:24 > 0:42:26Ignore me. I'm just being over-sensitive.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29I'll shut up and get back down there.

0:42:29 > 0:42:31Go on.

0:42:31 > 0:42:36- To the bride and groom to be and the future!- Aw, thank you.

0:42:39 > 0:42:41- You're asking me for a job?- Why not?

0:42:41 > 0:42:43You said I had the face for it.

0:42:43 > 0:42:46- I don't know. You haven't got any experience.- I'm a quick learner.

0:42:46 > 0:42:49I can do part-time, full-time... any time you want.

0:42:49 > 0:42:54- Go on, Les, look, he's desperate. - The pay isn't great.

0:42:54 > 0:42:58- Give the man a go.- All right. I'll give you a trial.

0:42:58 > 0:43:02- And we'll take it from there. - Really?

0:43:02 > 0:43:06Wow. Right, I'm going to get you both a drink. Right now.

0:43:08 > 0:43:11Don't suppose you could sub me a tenner, could you?

0:43:17 > 0:43:19- I'll pay you back. - Well, that's a good start(!)

0:43:22 > 0:43:26Johnny, erm, a word.

0:43:28 > 0:43:30I'll be down in a minute.

0:43:34 > 0:43:37- Erm... Look, Dad, I just... - Johnny, Johnny.

0:43:37 > 0:43:43You're 19. So... I know you weren't playing Lego in there.

0:43:45 > 0:43:47All I want to say to you is that...

0:43:48 > 0:43:51Be careful, be safe.

0:43:51 > 0:43:54Because sometimes when you're in the moment,

0:43:54 > 0:43:56it seems like a good idea...

0:43:56 > 0:44:00And in the words of Celine Dion, Think Twice.

0:44:02 > 0:44:05- THEY LAUGH - OK.

0:44:05 > 0:44:06It's supposed to be funny, you know,

0:44:06 > 0:44:09cos that way you won't forget it.

0:44:09 > 0:44:11I wasn't expecting to have this conversation with you.

0:44:11 > 0:44:15- Am I doing all right? I don't know what I'm...- No,

0:44:15 > 0:44:18apart from the Celine Dion bit, I didn't cringe once.

0:44:18 > 0:44:22Oh! Oh, good! Good. Right. Now, your mum,

0:44:22 > 0:44:27is being your mum and she needs a bit of love,

0:44:27 > 0:44:31so I'm going to need you to do something for me. OK?

0:44:34 > 0:44:38- No Johnny? - He's upstairs with his dad.

0:44:38 > 0:44:42He gave me a tour, you have a LOVELY house.

0:44:42 > 0:44:47- My favourite thing by far was the parakeet wallpaper.- Thank you.

0:44:47 > 0:44:49Chose it myself.

0:44:50 > 0:44:53Please, can I get you a drink?

0:44:53 > 0:44:55Go on, then.

0:45:00 > 0:45:03Lee, go and grab your sister, we're ready. Lively.

0:45:04 > 0:45:06HE TAPS THE MIC

0:45:06 > 0:45:09- HE CLEARS HIS THROAT - Excuse me, firstly,

0:45:09 > 0:45:11thank you all for coming tonight.

0:45:11 > 0:45:15Before we kick off the karaoke, I think it's a good idea

0:45:15 > 0:45:16to have a group vocal warm up.

0:45:16 > 0:45:19You all know the song, it goes...

0:45:19 > 0:45:23# Happy birthday to you

0:45:23 > 0:45:27# Happy birthday to you

0:45:27 > 0:45:33# Happy birthday, dear Linda

0:45:33 > 0:45:38# Happy birthday to you. #

0:45:38 > 0:45:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:45:42 > 0:45:46- Speech!- All right!

0:45:47 > 0:45:51Aw! I've been drinking all day, so I'll keep it brief.

0:45:51 > 0:45:53SHE LAUGHS

0:45:53 > 0:45:58Thank you, my amazing family, for throwing me this party.

0:45:58 > 0:46:04My handsome husband, my beautiful kids,

0:46:04 > 0:46:07it means so much to have you all here! HER VOICE CRACKS

0:46:07 > 0:46:10And Dean,

0:46:10 > 0:46:14thank you for being kind enough to do the disco. Thank you.

0:46:14 > 0:46:17Erm... Anyway,

0:46:17 > 0:46:20I hope you all have a good night and feel free to give us a song.

0:46:20 > 0:46:22MUSIC: "Mama" by the Spice Girls

0:46:22 > 0:46:25Mum, this one's for you on your birthday.

0:46:26 > 0:46:29SHE LAUGHS

0:46:29 > 0:46:34# She used to be my only enemy Never letting me be free

0:46:34 > 0:46:38# Catching me in places that I know I shouldn't be

0:46:40 > 0:46:44# Every other day I crossed the line I didn't mean to be so bad

0:46:44 > 0:46:48# I never thought you'd become the friend I never had

0:46:50 > 0:46:57# Back then, I didn't know why Why you were misunderstood

0:46:59 > 0:47:07# So now I see through your eyes All that you did was love

0:47:09 > 0:47:14# Mama, I love you

0:47:14 > 0:47:17- # Mama... # - Look at them.

0:47:17 > 0:47:21They think the world of her. They make it look so easy.

0:47:21 > 0:47:27- You know it doesn't have to be this hard.- No? Why is it then?

0:47:28 > 0:47:30LINDA: I love YOU!

0:47:30 > 0:47:32- # My friend... # - SHE LAUGHS

0:47:32 > 0:47:34I don't know why you showed up with that kid.

0:47:34 > 0:47:36LINDA: You're all amazing!

0:47:36 > 0:47:39His name's George and I'm looking after him for the weekend.

0:47:39 > 0:47:43You might have everyone else thinking that, but not me.

0:47:43 > 0:47:46There's always an ulterior motive with you.

0:47:46 > 0:47:49# Every little thing you said and did was right for me... #

0:47:49 > 0:47:51Turning up with someone else's kid and looking after

0:47:51 > 0:47:53them for the weekend doesn't suddenly mean

0:47:53 > 0:47:55you're cut out to be a parent.

0:47:55 > 0:47:59- So this is what this is about, is it?- That's what it looks like.

0:47:59 > 0:48:02Well, then maybe this says something about you.

0:48:02 > 0:48:05Or maybe it's just what you've done to me.

0:48:05 > 0:48:08# Why you were misunderstood... #

0:48:08 > 0:48:11I don't want to fight with you, Dean.

0:48:11 > 0:48:14You and me, we WERE like that.

0:48:14 > 0:48:17- Like you and that little boy? - Yeah!- Really?

0:48:19 > 0:48:21# Mama, I love you... #

0:48:21 > 0:48:23That's not how I remember it.

0:48:24 > 0:48:29# Mama, I care

0:48:29 > 0:48:34# Mama, I love you

0:48:34 > 0:48:38# Mama, my friend. #

0:48:43 > 0:48:46CARTOONS PLAY ON TV

0:48:55 > 0:48:58I feel sorry for anyone who's got to follow that.

0:48:58 > 0:49:02A beautiful thing. Let's have a look, see who's up next.

0:49:02 > 0:49:05- What about you, Mick? Come on, give us a song!- Leave it out, Teen.

0:49:05 > 0:49:09- You know I don't sing unless I'm out of me nut.- I'll do it!

0:49:09 > 0:49:11- CHEERING - Yeah, man!

0:49:13 > 0:49:18Patrick, get yourself up here.

0:49:18 > 0:49:20This is a beautiful thing, this is.

0:49:22 > 0:49:23- LINDA:- Go on, Patrick!

0:49:26 > 0:49:29- GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS ALL:- Awwwww.

0:49:32 > 0:49:37# When you're down, and troubled

0:49:37 > 0:49:42# And you need a helping hand

0:49:42 > 0:49:44# And nothing

0:49:44 > 0:49:47- # Nothing is going right... # - Teen, can I have a word?

0:49:47 > 0:49:50- She knows.- Yeah, she does.- Right. Look,

0:49:50 > 0:49:52I think I've got myself a job at the undertakers.

0:49:52 > 0:49:54So I'll be able to pay you back soon as.

0:49:54 > 0:49:56You'll be in the undertakers anyway, if you don't.

0:49:56 > 0:49:59- But you won't be breathing. - I'll sort it, I promise!

0:49:59 > 0:50:02- We want our key back, and all! - I haven't got it on me, have I?!

0:50:02 > 0:50:06- Is there a problem?- It's fine. - Yeah, everything's all right.

0:50:07 > 0:50:10- What's all that about? - Billy Mitchell.

0:50:10 > 0:50:12He's been running the leccy off our meter.

0:50:12 > 0:50:15And who knows how many times he's been going in our flat!

0:50:15 > 0:50:17- Tosh.- I wish we'd never moved into that place,

0:50:17 > 0:50:19- it's been a nightmare from day one. - Why?

0:50:19 > 0:50:24They think it might've been where Lucy Beale was murdered.

0:50:24 > 0:50:26PATRICK CONTINUES TO SING

0:50:35 > 0:50:37Wondered where you'd gone?

0:50:44 > 0:50:47- You all right? - Yeah...

0:50:53 > 0:50:55I just don't remember my mum being with me

0:50:55 > 0:50:57the way she is with that kid.

0:51:01 > 0:51:05You don't remember... or you don't WANT to remember?

0:51:10 > 0:51:11Tell you what, you've just added singing

0:51:11 > 0:51:13to your list of wedding duties.

0:51:13 > 0:51:16Before I do anything at all, I need to get home and put my feet up.

0:51:16 > 0:51:18All right? See you.

0:51:19 > 0:51:22- Would you excuse us for a minute? - Of course.

0:51:25 > 0:51:28That was lovely what you did for me.

0:51:28 > 0:51:32Speaking of lovely, Luca's nice.

0:51:34 > 0:51:37And very good looking. Do you think you'll see him again?

0:51:37 > 0:51:42- He goes home tonight. - Are you all right with that?

0:51:42 > 0:51:44Yeah. We've had a laugh.

0:51:44 > 0:51:46If it's going to go anywhere, we'll make the effort and if not,

0:51:46 > 0:51:48that's all right too.

0:51:50 > 0:51:56I know I'm hard on you, but you've always been my little baby.

0:51:56 > 0:51:59- I'm not any more.- I know.

0:51:59 > 0:52:01Go on.

0:52:01 > 0:52:04Enjoy your time with Luca while you've still got it.

0:52:23 > 0:52:25DOORBELL RINGS

0:52:35 > 0:52:37You couldn't put us up for the night, could you?

0:52:37 > 0:52:40There's a lot of stuff going on in the pub,

0:52:40 > 0:52:42I can't get your godson off to sleep.

0:52:44 > 0:52:47- Of course.- Thanks. Come on.

0:52:54 > 0:52:57- Night-night. Night. - Tell you what, it's a very good job

0:52:57 > 0:53:01we didn't put any money on that bet, ain't it, Lee?

0:53:01 > 0:53:03She obviously wasn't thirsty enough.

0:53:03 > 0:53:05I don't even know where to start with this lot.

0:53:05 > 0:53:09- Don't be silly, we've got this. - Yeah, get yourself upstairs.

0:53:09 > 0:53:11Thank you. All of you.

0:53:11 > 0:53:14I've had the best birthday ever. Come here.

0:53:14 > 0:53:15Come here.

0:53:15 > 0:53:19- Let's get stuck in! - THEY LAUGH

0:53:19 > 0:53:23Luca. Luca, come here. It was lovely to meet you.

0:53:25 > 0:53:30- Any time you're in London, you're always welcome here.- Grazie.

0:53:30 > 0:53:32Oooh! THEY LAUGH

0:53:33 > 0:53:38- Night-night.- Happy birthday!

0:53:38 > 0:53:40Happy birthday.

0:53:50 > 0:53:52Did he settle down all right?

0:53:53 > 0:53:56He's exhausted, bless him.

0:53:56 > 0:53:58- Cheers.- Cheers.

0:54:00 > 0:54:05And what about you? How are you doing?

0:54:07 > 0:54:10Some things are hard to repeat, Patrick.

0:54:12 > 0:54:14Like when your son tells you that he can't remember

0:54:14 > 0:54:17any of the good things from when he was growing up.

0:54:17 > 0:54:21- Come on, I'm sure he didn't mean that.- I remember everything.

0:54:23 > 0:54:25I remember taking him to the fair...

0:54:26 > 0:54:31All he wanted to do was go on this little tea cup ride that went round

0:54:31 > 0:54:35about a mile an hour, but he'd cling onto me like it was doing 60...

0:54:36 > 0:54:37He was so sweet, Patrick.

0:54:40 > 0:54:43I didn't recognise that man that said those things to me tonight.

0:54:44 > 0:54:47Did I do that to him? Am I that much of a monster?

0:55:07 > 0:55:09So...

0:55:11 > 0:55:15if the kids are downstairs, I reckon that means we've got

0:55:15 > 0:55:19the place to ourselves for a good half hour.

0:55:21 > 0:55:24- Stan's asleep in the front room. - Don't worry about that old fart.

0:55:24 > 0:55:27If he can sleep through setting fire to a living room, he'll sleep

0:55:27 > 0:55:29- through an earthquake. - An earthquake?

0:55:29 > 0:55:31That sounds like a promise.

0:55:34 > 0:55:37So, did you enjoy your night?

0:55:39 > 0:55:40I loved it.

0:55:42 > 0:55:46And is there anything else I can do for you?

0:55:46 > 0:55:47There is, actually.

0:55:53 > 0:55:55I want another baby, Mick.

0:55:55 > 0:55:59I want us to have another baby.

0:56:04 > 0:56:05Well, say something.

0:56:08 > 0:56:09Is this a wind-up?

0:56:09 > 0:56:11Can't be that much of a surprise.

0:56:11 > 0:56:16- We always said we wanted four.- Yeah, I know.- I know we never got round to it, but I mean, think about it.

0:56:16 > 0:56:17Don't you miss it?

0:56:17 > 0:56:21That fresh baby smell, those little fingers grabbing yours,

0:56:21 > 0:56:24- that love? - And the endless sleepless nights,

0:56:24 > 0:56:28and the spew all over your clobber, and the dirty nappies everywhere.

0:56:32 > 0:56:34You really mean it, don't you?

0:56:37 > 0:56:38Um...

0:56:40 > 0:56:42Where's this coming from, L?

0:56:43 > 0:56:45It was a long time ago.

0:56:45 > 0:56:48Yeah, we were young and we struggled for years.

0:56:48 > 0:56:51But we've got stability now. I'm only 37.

0:56:52 > 0:56:53You're such a great dad.

0:56:56 > 0:56:57I'm sorry L, no.

0:56:57 > 0:57:00No. We've got our three.

0:57:02 > 0:57:03This is our time now.

0:57:09 > 0:57:12Water? You're letting the side down.

0:57:16 > 0:57:19What I said earlier about being a bad mum...

0:57:21 > 0:57:23I'm just not maternal. Some women aren't.

0:57:29 > 0:57:31I've had the best day.

0:57:32 > 0:57:33Me too.

0:57:51 > 0:57:52I wish you were coming with me.

0:57:59 > 0:58:03Listen, the way Lee's going, we're going to have grandkids soon anyway.

0:58:03 > 0:58:07- You'll have plenty of nappies to change.- I don't want to be a granny! You've not even considered it.

0:58:07 > 0:58:10- Yes, because there's nothing to consider.- So that's it?

0:58:10 > 0:58:12You're just shutting it down, never mind what I want?

0:58:12 > 0:58:15The kids are grown-up, they're going to be leaving home soon.

0:58:15 > 0:58:18- Yeah! More like we'll never get rid of them.- Do you want to?

0:58:18 > 0:58:20L, I love having a houseful just as much as you

0:58:20 > 0:58:22but we're not kids any more.

0:58:22 > 0:58:26And I'm shattered running this place, let alone, like, having night feeds.

0:58:26 > 0:58:30- You wouldn't have to do them. I'd do everything.- So we'd just give up the pub, then, yes?

0:58:30 > 0:58:33- You've got the kids to help you. - You just said they'll be leaving.

0:58:37 > 0:58:39What's this really about?

0:58:43 > 0:58:45What happens when they do go?

0:58:50 > 0:58:51What will I do without them?

0:58:53 > 0:58:55Who will I be, if I'm not their mum?

0:58:57 > 0:58:59L, come here.

0:59:02 > 0:59:05And then who will I be? My mum?

0:59:05 > 0:59:09Left with a pub to run, just waiting for the phone to ring,

0:59:09 > 0:59:11guessing at what's going on in their lives?

0:59:11 > 0:59:14L, they're not going anywhere.

0:59:14 > 0:59:17They're not going anywhere, baby.

0:59:30 > 0:59:31I have to go.

0:59:34 > 0:59:37Message me when you're on the coach, yeah?

0:59:37 > 0:59:39And when you get home. Tomorrow I could...

0:59:39 > 0:59:41I could call you.

0:59:42 > 0:59:48I really like you, Johnny, but your life is here. Uni, your family.

0:59:50 > 0:59:54Yeah, but we could make it work.

0:59:54 > 0:59:58We have to be realistic. We will be in different countries.

1:00:04 > 1:00:05I want to come with you.

1:00:08 > 1:00:10We should be celebrating.

1:00:10 > 1:00:13Lee's come home in one piece.

1:00:13 > 1:00:18Yes, they're going to leave us at some point but so what?

1:00:18 > 1:00:19We've got years ahead of us.

1:00:19 > 1:00:22Listen. It's a good thing!

1:00:22 > 1:00:24It's a GOOD thing.

1:00:24 > 1:00:28We can focus on each other. We can go on holidays.

1:00:28 > 1:00:30Take up a bit of salsa dancing or something.

1:00:30 > 1:00:32You've got two left feet.

1:00:32 > 1:00:35You really don't want to be following another one around for the next 18 years, do you?

1:00:37 > 1:00:41Nappies, teething and schools and puberty and...

1:00:41 > 1:00:44You make it sound like they're a burden. I mean, is that how you feel?

1:00:44 > 1:00:48- Cos you've done a great job of covering it up.- They're not a burden, you know that.

1:00:48 > 1:00:51If we have another one now, then we ain't going to be free

1:00:51 > 1:00:54until we're in our, like... in our 50s.

1:00:57 > 1:01:01We don't need a baby. We've got each other.

1:01:11 > 1:01:13He's gone back to sleep.

1:01:13 > 1:01:16Waking up in a strange house, no wonder the boy was upset.

1:01:18 > 1:01:20And you should have seen yourself.

1:01:20 > 1:01:23Leaping out of the chair the second you heard him cry.

1:01:24 > 1:01:29Must be a terrible thing, not having a maternal bone in your body.

1:01:29 > 1:01:30It's different.

1:01:30 > 1:01:32You're too hard on yourself, woman.

1:01:33 > 1:01:38Patrick, I never pretended to be a good mum.

1:01:38 > 1:01:40Dean should have been brought up by my mother.

1:01:40 > 1:01:42Then he'd have something to moan about.

1:01:42 > 1:01:44Well, I've never heard you talk about her.

1:01:44 > 1:01:46There's a reason for that.

1:01:46 > 1:01:49When was the last time you saw her?

1:01:49 > 1:01:50When I was 15.

1:01:52 > 1:01:55What would you do if you see her now?

1:01:55 > 1:01:56I don't know.

1:01:57 > 1:02:00I don't think I'd be able to forgive her, though.

1:02:00 > 1:02:05And here I am, hanging around Dean, waiting for forgiveness.

1:02:05 > 1:02:10- Right hypocrite, aren't I? - Sounds like it's too late for her, but Dean...?

1:02:10 > 1:02:13Maybe it's not too late to sort things out with him.

1:02:29 > 1:02:32Oi! You thieving old man!

1:02:33 > 1:02:35Great minds think alike.

1:02:35 > 1:02:39Just a little night cap. You two getting to know each other?

1:02:39 > 1:02:42Bonding over booze. Seems to be the Carter way.

1:02:44 > 1:02:46I'll leave you to it, then.

1:02:46 > 1:02:50Nah, come and join us. Though I've got to warn you, this one can't handle his drink.

1:02:50 > 1:02:51Shut up, what you talking about?

1:02:51 > 1:02:56You wouldn't last five minutes out with my pals, mate, I tell ya.

1:02:56 > 1:03:01Come on, Grandad, impart some pearls of wisdom upon the younger generation.

1:03:01 > 1:03:03Nobody takes any notice of what I say.

1:03:03 > 1:03:06That's a shame. Out in Afghanistan, the elders are held in esteem.

1:03:06 > 1:03:07Valued for their knowledge.

1:03:07 > 1:03:09Maybe I could go out there.

1:03:09 > 1:03:10What and get blown up?

1:03:12 > 1:03:15You ever killed anyone? Shot them?

1:03:15 > 1:03:17He was in bomb disposal.

1:03:18 > 1:03:24Yeah, but if we were shot at, we shot back, covered each other and that.

1:03:24 > 1:03:27I try not to think about it too much, though, to be honest.

1:03:27 > 1:03:31I used to follow your division, on the news,

1:03:31 > 1:03:33find out what you were up to.

1:03:33 > 1:03:37Not ashamed to say I said a prayer or two for you.

1:03:37 > 1:03:39What about me?

1:03:39 > 1:03:41You ever pray for me?

1:03:41 > 1:03:45You've been mentioned, time to time. Yeah!

1:03:45 > 1:03:50Means a lot to an old man, seeing his two grandsons sitting together.

1:03:51 > 1:03:52Happy families, eh?

1:03:54 > 1:03:55You don't seem too keen.

1:03:55 > 1:03:58Well, I never had a positive association with the word "family".

1:03:58 > 1:04:00Not like you, the perfect family.

1:04:00 > 1:04:02What makes you think we're perfect?

1:04:02 > 1:04:05What, seriously? Have you seen that photo in the kitchen

1:04:05 > 1:04:08with you lot rolling around on the floor with the family pet -

1:04:08 > 1:04:10might as well be a poster for family of the year.

1:04:10 > 1:04:11Are you jealous or something?

1:04:11 > 1:04:15Yeah. Yeah, I hold my hands up.

1:04:15 > 1:04:16I probably am.

1:04:17 > 1:04:20Must be great to have happy memories associated with your childhood.

1:04:30 > 1:04:33You know how lucky we are?

1:04:36 > 1:04:38And you want to risk having one that's a nightmare.

1:04:41 > 1:04:43I just think it could be wonderful.

1:04:51 > 1:04:54I'm not going to get any peace until I agree, am I?

1:04:54 > 1:04:56No, you're not.

1:05:06 > 1:05:08You lot still at it?

1:05:08 > 1:05:11Yeah, Grandad's just telling us about working at Billingsgate.

1:05:11 > 1:05:14- His old man worked there and all. - Yeah. And his old man.

1:05:14 > 1:05:18I did hope that Mick might follow suit, but he had other ideas.

1:05:18 > 1:05:21You missed out there, Lee, you could have been fifth-generation.

1:05:23 > 1:05:25I want you to promise me something.

1:05:26 > 1:05:28You too, Nancy.

1:05:30 > 1:05:32When I finally kick the bucket...

1:05:32 > 1:05:34Cheerful(!)

1:05:34 > 1:05:37I want to be cremated

1:05:37 > 1:05:40and my ashes to be scattered over Billingsgate.

1:05:40 > 1:05:42Oh, rancid! All over the fish!

1:05:42 > 1:05:45Yeah, I thought about that when I was out in the Army.

1:05:45 > 1:05:48You know, whether I wanted to be cremated or buried,

1:05:48 > 1:05:50just in case.

1:05:51 > 1:05:54When I was out there I wrote a letter for Mum and Dad to have,

1:05:54 > 1:05:56in case the worst happened.

1:05:56 > 1:05:58Ripped it up now, have you?

1:05:58 > 1:05:59Yeah.

1:06:00 > 1:06:03Well, we all thought we were prepared for death.

1:06:04 > 1:06:07But you never can be, really, though, can you?

1:06:09 > 1:06:12Then something like that happens to Lucy.

1:06:12 > 1:06:14PHONE RINGS

1:06:18 > 1:06:20You not going to answer that?

1:06:21 > 1:06:23No.

1:06:27 > 1:06:29Well...

1:06:30 > 1:06:32..time I went up the wooden hill.

1:06:32 > 1:06:34Night-night, Grandad.

1:06:34 > 1:06:35- Night-night.- Night.

1:06:38 > 1:06:40He's all right for an old fart, ain't he?

1:06:40 > 1:06:43"Scatter me ashes over the Thames cos I'm pure East End."

1:06:45 > 1:06:48Oi, I reckon Shirley's all right and all, you know.

1:06:48 > 1:06:50She'd definitely have your back in a fight.

1:06:50 > 1:06:52Well, I'd swap her for your mum any day.

1:06:55 > 1:06:57I knew he wouldn't answer.

1:06:57 > 1:07:01- You could have left a message.- Why?

1:07:01 > 1:07:03If he doesn't want to talk tonight, there's always tomorrow.

1:07:03 > 1:07:07Tomorrow, Patrick, he'll be exactly the same.

1:07:07 > 1:07:08Oh.

1:07:13 > 1:07:16- Oh...- What?

1:07:16 > 1:07:19Johnny should have been back by now.

1:07:19 > 1:07:21What?

1:07:21 > 1:07:23He was only walking Luca to the Tube. I'll text him.

1:07:23 > 1:07:27He's only been gone half hour!

1:07:27 > 1:07:29Yeah. Sorry, sorry.

1:07:29 > 1:07:31Text him. Text him. Text him.

1:07:31 > 1:07:35You're not going to be able to switch off until you do, so just...

1:07:38 > 1:07:40- Hello.- He seemed all right, old Luca.

1:07:40 > 1:07:43- Yeah, he was all right. - All right? You was all over him.

1:07:43 > 1:07:47I had an Italian girl once. Didn't shave her pits. Wasn't a fan.

1:07:48 > 1:07:50Drink there if you want one. Want a drink?

1:07:50 > 1:07:51No, I'm all right, thanks.

1:07:51 > 1:07:54Hey. Hey, Lee. Do you remember Johnny's 15th?

1:07:54 > 1:07:57- Oh, yeah!- That was epic! - What happened?

1:07:57 > 1:07:59Well, they decided to get me completely plastered,

1:07:59 > 1:08:01then we played this very stupid game

1:08:01 > 1:08:03involving a funnel and a plastic tube.

1:08:03 > 1:08:06And Nancy was making these cocktails.

1:08:06 > 1:08:07Yeah, they were pretty lethal.

1:08:07 > 1:08:10Yeah, proper chucking his guts up all over the kitchen floor, mate.

1:08:10 > 1:08:12And you shaved my eyebrows off!

1:08:13 > 1:08:16Listen, eyebrows is nothing. I shaved a mate's hair off once.

1:08:16 > 1:08:18That's standard in the Army.

1:08:18 > 1:08:21Well, when I say mate, I kind of mean girlfriend.

1:08:23 > 1:08:24No!

1:08:24 > 1:08:28- Shut up!- It's not my proudest moment, all right? You know, I was 17,

1:08:28 > 1:08:30and in my defence I was very drunk.

1:08:30 > 1:08:32And she'd cheated on me.

1:08:32 > 1:08:35It's awful. I'm genuinely a bad person, aren't I?

1:08:35 > 1:08:37THEY LAUGH

1:08:37 > 1:08:41- It's hard!- That is messed up!

1:08:42 > 1:08:44I just want to check it was him coming in.

1:08:44 > 1:08:47I know, I know I said I wouldn't fuss so much.

1:08:47 > 1:08:49It's understandable. It's Johnny, innit?

1:08:52 > 1:08:56It was like the longest week of my life on that ward.

1:08:58 > 1:09:01Bad enough him being in an incubator, but you...

1:09:02 > 1:09:03..having that infection.

1:09:05 > 1:09:09Just...I couldn't go through that ever again.

1:09:13 > 1:09:16Sitting there, watching the monitor...

1:09:20 > 1:09:22..just praying for the tiniest little thing in the world,

1:09:22 > 1:09:24just a little heartbeat.

1:09:27 > 1:09:29You could just say you don't want another one!

1:09:29 > 1:09:32- What?- I know what you're doing! Agree with me to shut me up

1:09:32 > 1:09:34and then remind me of the worst thing that's ever happened to us!

1:09:34 > 1:09:37- No, no, I'm not. Listen. Where are you going?- For a vodka.

1:09:37 > 1:09:39It's not as if I'm pregnant, is it? Or ever likely to be again!

1:09:39 > 1:09:41Wait! Listen. Listen to me!

1:09:45 > 1:09:47LAUGHTER

1:09:47 > 1:09:49He's completely mental!

1:09:49 > 1:09:51Yeah. Never fall asleep when he's about!

1:09:51 > 1:09:54Hello, you two. Get off all right, did he? Luca?

1:09:54 > 1:09:57- Yeah.- He really did seem a nice boy.

1:09:57 > 1:10:01Did you get his address? You could write to him. Be pen pals.

1:10:01 > 1:10:03Pen pals! Mum, you're priceless.

1:10:03 > 1:10:06Well, as long as you had a nice time. Are you hungry?

1:10:06 > 1:10:08There's loads of leftover party food downstairs,

1:10:08 > 1:10:11- I could heat you some up. - I'm not hungry, thanks.

1:10:11 > 1:10:13You're always hungry! Nice bit of cake...

1:10:13 > 1:10:16I'm hungry...in case you're interested! No.

1:10:20 > 1:10:23- Hold on...- Get off!

1:10:23 > 1:10:25Where's all your love bites? I thought you'd be covered!

1:10:25 > 1:10:26I haven't got any.

1:10:28 > 1:10:29What's wrong?

1:10:30 > 1:10:34- I'm just not going to see him again, am I?- Yes, you are.

1:10:34 > 1:10:37Nah. He said long-distance didn't work, I said I'd go with him...

1:10:39 > 1:10:41I was ready to go with him.

1:10:41 > 1:10:42What, tonight?

1:10:44 > 1:10:46All right. What stopped you?

1:10:46 > 1:10:49The sheer look of panic when I looked into his eyes.

1:10:49 > 1:10:51Somehow I don't think that I was the kind of souvenir

1:10:51 > 1:10:53he wanted to take back to Italy.

1:10:54 > 1:10:59I feel a bit stupid. I couldn't accept it for what it was.

1:10:59 > 1:11:02I must have looked like some love-struck cling-on!

1:11:04 > 1:11:06He must be a really good kisser.

1:11:10 > 1:11:15(What?! You had sex with him, didn't you?

1:11:15 > 1:11:19(Where? Not in your room! Not under Linda Carter's roof!

1:11:21 > 1:11:23(What was it like?

1:11:23 > 1:11:27- (Was it how you thought it was going to be?)- Yeah.

1:11:27 > 1:11:30- Why didn't you go with him, then? - Cos he's right.

1:11:30 > 1:11:32It wouldn't work.

1:11:32 > 1:11:34I think you're giving up too easily.

1:11:34 > 1:11:37Thing is...as soon as I said it I got scared.

1:11:39 > 1:11:41I'm not Lee, or Dean,

1:11:41 > 1:11:43or even you.

1:11:44 > 1:11:46I could have got in to a load of unis,

1:11:46 > 1:11:48but I chose the one where I could live at home.

1:11:48 > 1:11:51I couldn't just go abroad, leave home, leave you lot.

1:11:51 > 1:11:53It just ain't me.

1:11:53 > 1:11:55Aw, the boy!

1:11:56 > 1:11:59Well, it's good for me. I'd only be doing all your shifts.

1:12:02 > 1:12:04I'm so proud of you right now.

1:12:06 > 1:12:10You know, this... business between you and Dean,

1:12:10 > 1:12:13maybe - just maybe - you got him all wrong.

1:12:14 > 1:12:16You reckon?

1:12:16 > 1:12:18Look at this. He's a young man with no ties at all.

1:12:18 > 1:12:21He could live anywhere in the world, but look where he is.

1:12:21 > 1:12:23He don't want me, Patrick.

1:12:23 > 1:12:26He chose to open up a business right on your doorstep.

1:12:26 > 1:12:29That don't sound to me like somebody

1:12:29 > 1:12:31who don't want to have anything at all to do with his mother.

1:12:31 > 1:12:33So what are you saying?

1:12:33 > 1:12:37Reach out to him before he ups and disappears from your life again.

1:12:37 > 1:12:38Do you hear me?

1:12:39 > 1:12:43You are the only thing stopping you.

1:12:43 > 1:12:45Go on, please.

1:12:45 > 1:12:46Do the right thing.

1:12:55 > 1:12:58MUSIC: "Pretty Flamingo" by Manfred Mann

1:13:02 > 1:13:04# On our block

1:13:04 > 1:13:07# All of the guys

1:13:07 > 1:13:09# Call her Flamingo

1:13:09 > 1:13:14# Cos her hair glows like the sun

1:13:14 > 1:13:19# And her eyes can light the sky

1:13:19 > 1:13:21# When she walks

1:13:21 > 1:13:23# She moves so fine

1:13:23 > 1:13:27# Like a flamingo

1:13:27 > 1:13:31# Her crimson dress that clings so tight

1:13:31 > 1:13:33# She's out of reach

1:13:33 > 1:13:35# And out of sight

1:13:35 > 1:13:39# When she walks by

1:13:39 > 1:13:44# She brightens up the neighbourhood

1:13:44 > 1:13:47# Oh, every guy

1:13:47 > 1:13:49# Would make her his

1:13:49 > 1:13:52# If they just could

1:13:52 > 1:13:54# If she just would... #

1:13:54 > 1:13:57This is their song, we shouldn't be here.

1:13:57 > 1:14:02What, this is? You've got to be kidding me.

1:14:02 > 1:14:04I'm going upstairs anyway.

1:14:04 > 1:14:07Yeah, I'll have a little smoke and then clear this lot up.

1:14:08 > 1:14:12Here, Lee.

1:14:12 > 1:14:13You're all right.

1:14:42 > 1:14:43Oi!

1:14:47 > 1:14:49- Just hear me out... - Get your hands off me!

1:14:51 > 1:14:55I don't want to fight with you any more, Dean.

1:14:55 > 1:14:56I can't.

1:14:58 > 1:15:01I know you'll never forgive me, no matter what I do,

1:15:01 > 1:15:04no matter how many times I tell you that I'm sorry.

1:15:05 > 1:15:09Finally, she gets it.

1:15:09 > 1:15:12Having you back here,

1:15:12 > 1:15:15it made me think I had another chance with you.

1:15:15 > 1:15:18And then I realised something.

1:15:18 > 1:15:21That even if I did, I'd probably just blow it like last time

1:15:21 > 1:15:23and I wanted to tell you that...

1:15:23 > 1:15:26I don't want to drive you away,

1:15:26 > 1:15:29so I'm going to back off, do the right thing.

1:15:33 > 1:15:35You don't want me to be your mum.

1:15:38 > 1:15:40OK, then.

1:15:43 > 1:15:45I won't be your mum any more.

1:15:46 > 1:15:48Me and you are finished.

1:15:50 > 1:15:52If that's what you want.

1:15:59 > 1:16:01Good.

1:16:15 > 1:16:19# Someday I'll make her mine. #

1:16:50 > 1:16:53I hate the way I can't stay mad at you.

1:16:54 > 1:16:56I love you.

1:16:57 > 1:16:59It's going to be all right.

1:17:00 > 1:17:04And if everybody disappeared tomorrow...

1:17:04 > 1:17:06we'd be fine.

1:17:06 > 1:17:10You say that, but you don't know.

1:17:10 > 1:17:14Men get bored, have affairs.

1:17:14 > 1:17:18Is that what this is about?

1:17:18 > 1:17:21You think the minute the kids leave I'm going to have an affair?

1:17:21 > 1:17:23It happens.

1:17:23 > 1:17:25You could stop loving me, you could.

1:17:25 > 1:17:29I'm sorry, I'm sorry - what planet is this on?

1:17:29 > 1:17:31That is just ridiculous.

1:17:33 > 1:17:35I will never stop loving you, you dozy little mare.

1:17:35 > 1:17:37Don't, Mick, don't make fun of this.

1:17:39 > 1:17:43Lee going off to be shot at, I coped with that.

1:17:43 > 1:17:45It weren't easy, but I managed it.

1:17:45 > 1:17:47And Johnny and Nancy,

1:17:47 > 1:17:51yeah, I'll be gutted when they leave, but...

1:17:51 > 1:17:52But you...

1:17:52 > 1:17:54I couldn't survive without you.

1:17:57 > 1:18:01So you thought that us having another kid

1:18:01 > 1:18:03is what's going to keep me here?

1:18:05 > 1:18:08More likely to make me run for the hills.

1:18:11 > 1:18:15You are stuck with me

1:18:15 > 1:18:18and you're always going to be my pretty flamingo.

1:18:22 > 1:18:25The first time you called me that neither of us had even seen one.

1:18:25 > 1:18:27I was just remembering that it was playing

1:18:27 > 1:18:30when we got hitched and, erm...

1:18:31 > 1:18:32So...

1:18:34 > 1:18:37So maybe you'll stop worrying if...

1:18:39 > 1:18:41..if we finally made it official.

1:18:43 > 1:18:44So...

1:18:47 > 1:18:49So, marry me, Linda.

1:18:54 > 1:18:57Dean, right - proper nice bloke.

1:18:57 > 1:18:59Feel a bit sorry for him though.

1:18:59 > 1:19:01I don't get a mum walking out on her kids.

1:19:01 > 1:19:04Yeah, Luca's parents chucked him out when they found out he was gay.

1:19:04 > 1:19:07I never thought I'd be able to bring a bloke back here.

1:19:07 > 1:19:10Do you reckon you're going to tell them about what you two got up to?

1:19:10 > 1:19:11What's that?

1:19:14 > 1:19:16Oh, yeah?

1:19:16 > 1:19:17Good on you, mate!

1:19:17 > 1:19:22Yeah. Actually Dad does know and... he's fine with it.

1:19:22 > 1:19:26So he should be. But I don't think Mum will be, unfortunately.

1:19:26 > 1:19:29Yeah, best keep Mum in the dark about that one, mate.

1:19:31 > 1:19:33Are they still downstairs?

1:19:33 > 1:19:35Think so. Why?

1:19:35 > 1:19:37Just wondered.

1:19:41 > 1:19:44We've always said we'd do it properly one day.

1:19:44 > 1:19:47Are you saying that what we've had for the past 25 years ain't proper?

1:19:47 > 1:19:50No, no. What I'm saying is,

1:19:50 > 1:19:52I know you, and you want your big white dress

1:19:52 > 1:19:54and you want your church bells.

1:19:54 > 1:19:57So suddenly you've got a spare 20 grand up your sleeve?

1:19:57 > 1:19:5920 grand?

1:19:59 > 1:20:02If I've got to tell the kids that we've never really been married

1:20:02 > 1:20:04I'm having the wedding to end all weddings.

1:20:06 > 1:20:08I don't need it, Mick.

1:20:08 > 1:20:11My feelings ain't changed since I was 12,

1:20:11 > 1:20:14wrapped in a sheet, pretending to be Lady Di.

1:20:14 > 1:20:16Back of my dad's rotten old pub,

1:20:16 > 1:20:19the stink of stale beer and fag ends everywhere.

1:20:20 > 1:20:23Meant just as much to me as St Paul's would have done.

1:20:25 > 1:20:26I feel exactly the same.

1:20:28 > 1:20:30Then stop proposing!

1:20:30 > 1:20:34Because every time you do it makes me doubt what we've got.

1:20:34 > 1:20:36What we've had since we were kids.

1:20:38 > 1:20:39So are you going to stop worrying

1:20:39 > 1:20:41about me running off with another woman?

1:20:41 > 1:20:44Because if it upsets you every time I propose,

1:20:44 > 1:20:47how on earth do you think that makes me feel?

1:20:51 > 1:20:55You, have been my L

1:20:55 > 1:20:58since before me voice broke,

1:20:58 > 1:21:00and you will be my L

1:21:00 > 1:21:03when they nail us both into a coffin.

1:21:03 > 1:21:06And I say both...

1:21:06 > 1:21:09because I can't live without you.

1:21:10 > 1:21:13We had the best wedding ever.

1:21:13 > 1:21:15Lemonade and Smarties reception.

1:21:15 > 1:21:17SHE LAUGHS

1:21:17 > 1:21:19Come upstairs, come upstairs.

1:21:19 > 1:21:21You go up.

1:21:21 > 1:21:24And I'll switch off down here.

1:21:24 > 1:21:26Just so you know,

1:21:26 > 1:21:29I'll find that 20 grand.

1:21:29 > 1:21:31And we will have the wedding

1:21:31 > 1:21:35that everyone will be talking about for years. And do you know why?

1:21:35 > 1:21:37Cos you're a pink fluffy bird.

1:21:37 > 1:21:39SHE LAUGHS

1:21:58 > 1:22:02# Some sweet day I'll make you mine...

1:22:05 > 1:22:08# Pretty flamingo... #

1:22:08 > 1:22:11How long have you been there?

1:22:11 > 1:22:14Are you and Mick really not married?

1:22:14 > 1:22:17Look, the kids don't know. Or Stan, or Shirley.

1:22:17 > 1:22:18Hey...

1:22:20 > 1:22:21..my lips...

1:22:25 > 1:22:27..are sealed.

1:22:30 > 1:22:33Please, Dean. You've got to forget what you heard.

1:22:33 > 1:22:35I've forgotten already.

1:22:35 > 1:22:38Thanks. And thanks for today,

1:22:38 > 1:22:40you know, the decks and stuff.

1:22:44 > 1:22:46Why couldn't I have had a mum like you?

1:22:52 > 1:22:53DOOR CLOSES

1:22:55 > 1:22:59HE SINGS TO HIMSELF

1:23:04 > 1:23:06Ah, leave it out.

1:23:08 > 1:23:12Ahoy! Don't you reckon this bed's a little bit too small

1:23:12 > 1:23:14for the three of us, sweetheart, eh?

1:23:14 > 1:23:16Eh?

1:23:16 > 1:23:18Oi, liven yourself up.

1:23:18 > 1:23:21You've had a long old day. Let's get you to bed.

1:23:23 > 1:23:25Dad, I need to tell you something...

1:23:25 > 1:23:28Yeah, I know. Listen, I love you too, my little love. Come on.

1:23:28 > 1:23:30I've done something stupid.

1:23:30 > 1:23:34Yeah, I reckon you've done about half a bar's worth of stupid.

1:23:34 > 1:23:36Lucy...

1:23:37 > 1:23:39What?

1:23:39 > 1:23:40Lucy Beale.

1:23:41 > 1:23:43Lee, what you talking about?

1:23:43 > 1:23:45What... What? Lee!

1:24:06 > 1:24:08All right, Lauren.

1:24:22 > 1:24:23L?

1:24:27 > 1:24:29You awake?

1:24:29 > 1:24:31I'm still sleeping.

1:24:31 > 1:24:33I need you to liven up.

1:24:33 > 1:24:34Why? What's wrong?

1:24:34 > 1:24:36It's Lee.

1:24:40 > 1:24:43He was off his nut last night. And he was rambling. And...

1:24:45 > 1:24:46He just said, er...

1:24:47 > 1:24:51He said, um, he's done something stupid to do with Lucy.

1:24:52 > 1:24:56Lucy? Why didn't you tell me?

1:24:56 > 1:24:58I'm sorry. I know, I didn't want to worry you. I just...

1:25:00 > 1:25:01We need to talk to him.

1:25:06 > 1:25:09- You get Janet off OK?- Yeah, yeah.

1:25:09 > 1:25:12That's another load of Lexi's clothes that she's grown out of again.

1:25:12 > 1:25:16- Did you have the last of the milk? - Yeah. Sorry. Do you want me to go and get some more?

1:25:16 > 1:25:17Nah, I haven't got time.

1:25:17 > 1:25:19I've got my trial with Mr Coker today.

1:25:19 > 1:25:22I need to make a good impression. I really need this job.

1:25:22 > 1:25:27So I'm guessing this is a bad time to ask to lend a few quid, then?

1:25:27 > 1:25:30Oh, Pops. I'm sorry. I'm down to my last 20 and Lexi needs some new clothes.

1:25:30 > 1:25:33Babe, I'm skint. I've got bills coming out my ears.

1:25:33 > 1:25:35I've got two lots of electric to pay now, ain't I?

1:25:35 > 1:25:40- Well, yeah, but I thought Phil was helping us out.- That's just a loan.

1:25:40 > 1:25:43Don't worry, we'll work something out.

1:25:43 > 1:25:45Look, I've got to go. I'm late already.

1:25:45 > 1:25:46Wish me luck, yeah?

1:25:46 > 1:25:49You don't need luck. You'll get that job no problem, right?

1:25:49 > 1:25:51Well, let's hope so, eh?

1:25:51 > 1:25:52- Love ya.- Love ya.

1:26:06 > 1:26:09Lee! Lee!

1:26:10 > 1:26:11Lee!

1:26:14 > 1:26:17- Where is he? - I dunno. Maybe he went for a run.

1:26:17 > 1:26:19Or he's done a runner.

1:26:19 > 1:26:21Let's not jump to conclusions, please.

1:26:21 > 1:26:24What are you making noise for?

1:26:24 > 1:26:25No answer.

1:26:25 > 1:26:27Have you seen Lee?

1:26:27 > 1:26:30No, not since last night. Why?

1:26:30 > 1:26:33No reason. I need to go out.

1:26:33 > 1:26:34Get yourself dressed.

1:26:35 > 1:26:37What's he done now?

1:26:38 > 1:26:39Nothing.

1:26:55 > 1:26:56You all right?

1:27:00 > 1:27:03Yeah. Just had a few too many last night.

1:27:03 > 1:27:05And I thought you army boys was hard core.

1:27:06 > 1:27:08You off to work?

1:27:08 > 1:27:12No. Me and Tina are going to visit Jake in a bit.

1:27:14 > 1:27:15They've set a date for the trial.

1:27:15 > 1:27:19Didn't think it would come round this quick.

1:27:19 > 1:27:21Feel terrible, cos I ain't been to see him in a while.

1:27:21 > 1:27:24- I'm surprised you're sticking by him.- That's what you do for mates.

1:27:24 > 1:27:26What, regardless of what they've done?

1:27:26 > 1:27:28Jake's innocent. He didn't do it.

1:27:42 > 1:27:43He's late.

1:27:43 > 1:27:46You will try to work this out, won't you, Les?

1:27:46 > 1:27:47Yes, birdie.

1:27:47 > 1:27:50Mr Coker! Mr Coker! Sorry I'm a bit late.

1:27:50 > 1:27:53I just had to drop Janet off and the traffic was murder.

1:27:53 > 1:27:56- Well, never mind. You're here now. That's all that matters.- Yeah.

1:27:56 > 1:27:59I'll leave you to it. Good luck with Mrs Jacobs.

1:28:01 > 1:28:05Right, Billy. Are you ready to evoke empathy and compassion?

1:28:05 > 1:28:07Yeah, let's have it.

1:28:07 > 1:28:10So we're going to sell this Mrs Jacobs a funeral plan, yeah?

1:28:10 > 1:28:12Er...it's a bit late for that.

1:28:14 > 1:28:15Oh, right.

1:28:16 > 1:28:19You got any words of advice?

1:28:19 > 1:28:21I hope you've got a strong constitution.

1:28:37 > 1:28:41Once Jake's found guilty, maybe things will go back to normal.

1:28:41 > 1:28:44Normal, yeah? What is normal, Abs?

1:28:46 > 1:28:49I heard you moving around again last night. Can you still not sleep?

1:28:49 > 1:28:51No, I'm all right.

1:28:53 > 1:28:55Listen, I thought I'd take you out later.

1:28:55 > 1:28:58Go up west, bit of lunch.

1:28:58 > 1:29:01Anywhere you fancy?

1:29:01 > 1:29:03I'm going to go see Mum today.

1:29:04 > 1:29:05Oh, yeah.

1:29:07 > 1:29:09Well, why don't you take Lauren out for lunch instead?

1:29:09 > 1:29:12Yeah, she'd be well up for that, wouldn't she?

1:29:14 > 1:29:17You'd better make a move, hadn't you?

1:29:17 > 1:29:20Well...no, it's fine. I can stay a bit longer.

1:29:25 > 1:29:26Ta.

1:29:41 > 1:29:45Um...can you cope on your own for a bit? I'm going to go to the chippy.

1:29:51 > 1:29:53You ain't seen my Lee, have you?

1:29:53 > 1:29:54Oh, no. I didn't even know he was back.

1:29:54 > 1:29:56If you see him, will you tell him to call me?

1:29:56 > 1:29:59- Yeah. Is everything all right? - Yeah, course.

1:29:59 > 1:30:02Have a look, have a look! Come on, beautiful day.

1:30:02 > 1:30:06Everything's summer wardrobe, everything on trend.

1:30:06 > 1:30:07Sorry.

1:30:10 > 1:30:14Come on, ladies! You only live once!

1:30:14 > 1:30:18Um, you haven't got anything that's suitable for an interview, have you?

1:30:18 > 1:30:21Well, funny you should ask. Look at this.

1:30:21 > 1:30:26Classic. Guaranteed to get you any job, that.

1:30:26 > 1:30:28Do you know what? That actually ain't that bad, is it?

1:30:28 > 1:30:31As worn by Karren Brady, of The Apprentice.

1:30:31 > 1:30:33Well, she had designer.

1:30:33 > 1:30:35But you can get the next best thing for a score.

1:31:02 > 1:31:04Are you sure that you're going to be OK?

1:31:04 > 1:31:07Yeah, course. Just go and enjoy yourself.

1:31:09 > 1:31:12What are you doing back here?

1:31:12 > 1:31:13What's it to do with you?

1:31:16 > 1:31:19- I'll see you later.- See ya. - I heard about you and Lucy.

1:31:21 > 1:31:22Classy.

1:31:44 > 1:31:45All right?

1:31:46 > 1:31:49All set for your trip?

1:31:49 > 1:31:51I'm not sure if I'm going to go now.

1:31:51 > 1:31:55- Well, why not?- It's Dad. I just...

1:31:55 > 1:31:58I just think he needs someone around him.

1:31:58 > 1:31:59Still not talking?

1:32:02 > 1:32:04You know, you should talk to her.

1:32:04 > 1:32:08It's not fair you having to deal with all this on your own.

1:32:08 > 1:32:10Yeah, thank you.

1:32:16 > 1:32:19You all right? What are you still doing here?

1:32:20 > 1:32:22I was spending some time with Dad.

1:32:24 > 1:32:27I was hoping that whilst I was away you could go and see him.

1:32:27 > 1:32:30Er... Maybe not.

1:32:31 > 1:32:34But Lauren, he really wants to talk to you.

1:32:34 > 1:32:39- Yeah, well, it's a bit late for that now, ain't it?- It's never too late. - In Abi-world.

1:32:39 > 1:32:42Oh, and in Lauren-world we just do this forever, do we?

1:32:42 > 1:32:46Not talk to one another. Not be a proper family.

1:32:46 > 1:32:47Maybe.

1:32:48 > 1:32:50I've seen Jake's got his trial date.

1:32:50 > 1:32:53Yeah. I saw it in the papers. So?

1:32:53 > 1:32:54So Dad didn't kill Lucy.

1:32:56 > 1:32:59OK. Well, he still slept with her, though, didn't he?

1:32:59 > 1:33:02- And he still lied about it, so... - Like you did with Jake.

1:33:02 > 1:33:05- That is not the same thing at all, Abi.- Well, isn't it?- No!

1:33:05 > 1:33:08Dad was there for you after it all blew up with you and Jake.

1:33:08 > 1:33:10Now you need to be there for him.

1:33:10 > 1:33:13Because people are getting all in his face and they're...and they're hurting him.

1:33:13 > 1:33:16And I know that deep down it really is affecting him, Lauren.

1:33:16 > 1:33:19It is - I can see it, but he won't admit it.

1:33:19 > 1:33:23And he misses you. He does. And he needs his family around him now.

1:33:23 > 1:33:25And I can't do that all on my own.

1:33:26 > 1:33:28Please, Lauren, just go and see him for me.

1:33:28 > 1:33:32- Just hear him out, see what he has to say.- All right, all right. Yeah, fine.

1:33:32 > 1:33:35- Yeah, OK. I'll go and see him after my shift.- Yeah?- Yeah. - Yeah! Thank you.

1:33:44 > 1:33:47If you see him, will you tell him to call me?

1:33:47 > 1:33:48- Yeah, course I will.- Thanks, love.

1:33:48 > 1:33:51All right? How's your head this morning?

1:33:51 > 1:33:54- Yeah. It's fine. You ain't seen Lee, have you?- No.

1:33:54 > 1:33:56- Have you got...- I can't stop.

1:34:04 > 1:34:06Looking good!

1:34:08 > 1:34:12What you doing dressed like that? I thought it was Billy who was going for the job at the undertakers.

1:34:12 > 1:34:13Oh, ha-ha. You're so funny.

1:34:13 > 1:34:16Trying to make a good impression, actually.

1:34:21 > 1:34:23I do look all right, don't I?

1:34:23 > 1:34:24Yeah, you look great.

1:34:30 > 1:34:33Oh, Lee! Your mum was looking for you earlier.

1:34:33 > 1:34:35- Oh, was she?- Yeah.

1:34:36 > 1:34:37All right?

1:34:40 > 1:34:41Are you all right?

1:34:43 > 1:34:44Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.

1:34:49 > 1:34:53Just check in with your mum, will you? I think she's a bit worried.

1:35:18 > 1:35:20It's me.

1:35:20 > 1:35:22I need to see you.

1:35:22 > 1:35:23It's urgent.

1:35:31 > 1:35:33Didn't think the market was your cup of tea.

1:35:33 > 1:35:35It's really not, at all.

1:35:35 > 1:35:36Don't stay on my account.

1:35:39 > 1:35:42Nah, just anything to get away from that nuthouse.

1:35:42 > 1:35:44Mum's got her knickers in a twist over something as usual.

1:35:44 > 1:35:47- I saw her this morning, looking for Lee.- Yeah, I think...

1:35:47 > 1:35:50- I'm glad I bumped in to you. I was hoping you and Linda could do me a favour.- What's that?

1:35:50 > 1:35:53I'm having a photoshoot at Blades next week

1:35:53 > 1:35:54and I'm short a couple of models.

1:35:55 > 1:35:59- Me and Mum? - Yeah! You know, old and new Walford.

1:36:00 > 1:36:05- You're having a bubble, ain't you? - No. It could make a great angle.

1:36:05 > 1:36:06Really?

1:36:06 > 1:36:10- And I think it'd save me a few quid.- There we go!

1:36:10 > 1:36:11What do you say?

1:36:13 > 1:36:17It's really not my kind of thing, man. Sorry.

1:36:17 > 1:36:19But I reckon Mum'd be well up for it.

1:36:19 > 1:36:22Any excuse to get in front of the camera again.

1:36:22 > 1:36:23You should ask her.

1:36:23 > 1:36:25Yeah. Yeah, all right, I will.

1:36:25 > 1:36:27Yeah? See you later.

1:36:31 > 1:36:34- HORN TOOTS - Two minutes!

1:36:47 > 1:36:49I'm really sorry, Mr Coker.

1:36:49 > 1:36:51No, we all make mistakes.

1:36:52 > 1:36:54She was heavier than she looked.

1:36:54 > 1:36:57Just for future reference, should you ever drop the deceased

1:36:57 > 1:36:59on the floor again, the words

1:36:59 > 1:37:02"Oops, butterfingers" are probably

1:37:02 > 1:37:06not what the grieving relatives want to hear at that precise moment.

1:37:06 > 1:37:08Yeah.

1:37:08 > 1:37:12Still, we got her down in one piece. Eventually.

1:37:12 > 1:37:15There's a lot more to this funeral lark than you think.

1:37:15 > 1:37:17It's not for those with a faint heart.

1:37:18 > 1:37:19- Or sweaty palms.- No.

1:37:21 > 1:37:23Maybe I'm just not cut out for...

1:37:23 > 1:37:26What you need is some food inside you. Perk you up a bit.

1:37:37 > 1:37:41- Hey.- Sorry, we don't do walk-ins. Appointments only.

1:37:41 > 1:37:45Oh, no, I ain't here to get my hair done. I probably couldn't afford your prices anyway.

1:37:45 > 1:37:46I'm here about the job.

1:37:46 > 1:37:49I used to work at the salon just down the road and I've got

1:37:49 > 1:37:52tonnes of experience working with customers.

1:37:52 > 1:37:54Yeah...you're not really what I'm looking for.

1:37:54 > 1:37:56What do you mean by that?

1:37:56 > 1:37:58- It's just not the right look. - Oh, this? I don't even like this.

1:37:58 > 1:38:02- I can go and change, if you want. - No, you're all right. - It won't take me two minutes.

1:38:02 > 1:38:06I don't think you'd have anything suitable.

1:38:06 > 1:38:09You know, I could do this job with one hand tied behind my back.

1:38:09 > 1:38:12I'm also looking for someone that's not going to bite the customers' heads off.

1:38:12 > 1:38:15Oh, do you know what? Stuff your job, all right?!

1:38:18 > 1:38:19This is great, thanks.

1:38:21 > 1:38:24I better be off soon, though. Got to go and pick up Janet.

1:38:24 > 1:38:25Yeah, of course.

1:38:27 > 1:38:31So how would you feel about some more shifts, Billy?

1:38:31 > 1:38:37- What, you really think I'm cut out for it? - Well, you do have the mournful look.

1:38:37 > 1:38:38Messed up, though, didn't I?

1:38:38 > 1:38:40First day nerves, I'm sure.

1:38:43 > 1:38:44Why are you being so nice to me?

1:38:46 > 1:38:48Pam has seen you with Janet.

1:38:50 > 1:38:51You're very good with her.

1:38:51 > 1:38:53Can't be easy.

1:38:53 > 1:38:56She's worth it, though. And Lola, well, she's great with her.

1:38:58 > 1:39:00Grandchildren bring you such joy.

1:39:01 > 1:39:04So, you and Mrs Coker, you got grandkids?

1:39:04 > 1:39:08One, yes. Paul. Lovely boy.

1:39:08 > 1:39:09Spitting image of his father.

1:39:11 > 1:39:13And what does he do for a living, then, your boy?

1:39:14 > 1:39:18Our son died a while ago now.

1:39:21 > 1:39:22Mr Coker, I'm so sorry.

1:39:22 > 1:39:26No, it's OK. We don't...we don't like to talk about it much.

1:39:28 > 1:39:32So see, the thing is, Billy, sometimes we all need somebody

1:39:32 > 1:39:35to reach out and offer us a helping hand.

1:39:37 > 1:39:39So what do you say?

1:39:39 > 1:39:42Really?

1:39:42 > 1:39:43Yeah!

1:39:50 > 1:39:54- What's that for?- Just look at it as an advance on your wages.

1:39:59 > 1:40:01Smashing!

1:40:01 > 1:40:04I couldn't find him. Have you heard from him?

1:40:04 > 1:40:07He hasn't answered any of my calls, no.

1:40:07 > 1:40:09What do you think he's done? What if he don't come back?

1:40:09 > 1:40:11What are we going to do?

1:40:11 > 1:40:15Go on, then. What's Lee done this time? And don't say "nothing"

1:40:15 > 1:40:18because I know you've been out looking for him. So it must be something serious.

1:40:18 > 1:40:20Yeah, it is.

1:40:20 > 1:40:24Oh, thank God you're all right. I've been worried sick about you.

1:40:24 > 1:40:27All right, let the boy breathe, let him breathe.

1:40:27 > 1:40:30Sorry. I needed to think things through. Get my head straight.

1:40:30 > 1:40:32About what?

1:40:36 > 1:40:39I lied to the police about where I was the night Lucy died.

1:40:45 > 1:40:48DOOR OPENS

1:41:06 > 1:41:08You all right?

1:41:08 > 1:41:10- You OK?- Yeah. Good.

1:41:13 > 1:41:16Great they've set a date for the trial, eh?

1:41:16 > 1:41:17Yeah.

1:41:18 > 1:41:21Means you can clear your name. Prove you didn't do it.

1:41:21 > 1:41:23Yeah, get you out of here.

1:41:23 > 1:41:24You think so?

1:41:27 > 1:41:30Jake...Jake, are you OK?

1:41:32 > 1:41:34They're going to find me guilty.

1:41:38 > 1:41:42I've been so stupid. How can I be such an idiot?

1:41:42 > 1:41:45Just calm down. Calm down and tell us what happened.

1:41:49 > 1:41:53I told the police I was at a party all night when I weren't.

1:41:53 > 1:41:54Why would you do that?

1:41:54 > 1:41:56I panicked.

1:41:57 > 1:42:00The way they were looking at me and talking about me.

1:42:00 > 1:42:02I'm not stupid. I know what they was thinking.

1:42:02 > 1:42:06Squaddie with a short fuse. Sleeping with the victim.

1:42:06 > 1:42:08Easy conviction in their eyes. So I lied.

1:42:09 > 1:42:12Why bring all this up now?

1:42:12 > 1:42:14When I went back to my unit,

1:42:14 > 1:42:17I didn't really think much of it at the time.

1:42:17 > 1:42:20But now I've come home, it's brought it all back.

1:42:20 > 1:42:22And I see stuff and hear stuff about people.

1:42:22 > 1:42:25And then something I didn't think anything of at the time

1:42:25 > 1:42:27suddenly seems important.

1:42:27 > 1:42:32So um... What happened after the party, then, Lee?

1:42:33 > 1:42:37Lucy didn't show. I thought she'd stood me up.

1:42:38 > 1:42:41I left the Vic and see her walking up Bridge Street.

1:42:41 > 1:42:43So I followed her. I was going to jump out on her. Surprise her.

1:42:43 > 1:42:47Try and convince her to come back to the party but...

1:42:47 > 1:42:48But?

1:42:50 > 1:42:53Well, when I caught up with her, she was having this massive barney.

1:42:53 > 1:42:57Well, did you get a good look at who she was arguing with?

1:42:57 > 1:42:59Yeah.

1:42:59 > 1:43:02Well, then, you've got to call the police. Tell them what you saw.

1:43:02 > 1:43:05Give them a full description, so maybe they can find him.

1:43:05 > 1:43:06No, hold up, hold up.

1:43:08 > 1:43:10Do you know who it was?

1:43:12 > 1:43:13Lee.

1:43:13 > 1:43:16Do you know who Lucy was rowing with?

1:43:19 > 1:43:20Yeah.

1:43:22 > 1:43:23Who was it?

1:43:25 > 1:43:27You're innocent. We know that.

1:43:27 > 1:43:29You've got nothing to worry about.

1:43:30 > 1:43:33You know, Sadie's back in London.

1:43:35 > 1:43:36She won't let me see Bella.

1:43:36 > 1:43:40You're going to be out of here soon enough. You can see her then.

1:43:40 > 1:43:43What if they bang me up for something I didn't do?

1:43:43 > 1:43:45Bella could be 30 by the time I get out.

1:43:45 > 1:43:48That's not going to happen. You're going to get off.

1:43:48 > 1:43:51Yeah. The jury is going to listen to all the evidence

1:43:51 > 1:43:53and they'll realise you can't have done it.

1:43:53 > 1:43:58That's funny, cos the CPS seem to think the evidence means I did it.

1:43:58 > 1:43:59The jury will believe you.

1:43:59 > 1:44:00And what if they don't?

1:44:02 > 1:44:07You hear about it all the time, don't you? Miscarriages of justice.

1:44:08 > 1:44:12Innocent blokes getting banged up for something they didn't do.

1:44:14 > 1:44:16Why me, eh? Why me?

1:44:19 > 1:44:24Because I'm an alky whose wife left him. The obvious choice.

1:44:27 > 1:44:29Why not Max?

1:44:29 > 1:44:32He was sleeping with her. Or Lee?

1:44:33 > 1:44:36I saw her crying into his arms in the restaurant

1:44:36 > 1:44:38the night before she died.

1:44:40 > 1:44:45Or Ian? I mean, he treated her like dirt.

1:44:45 > 1:44:46Her own dad.

1:44:47 > 1:44:52But no, it's not them sat here, is it? It's me.

1:45:01 > 1:45:03I don't know how much more of this I can take.

1:45:10 > 1:45:12DOOR OPENS

1:45:12 > 1:45:13Hello.

1:45:15 > 1:45:19You all right? You took your time.

1:45:19 > 1:45:21Oh, yeah, something came up.

1:45:21 > 1:45:23What, something to do with the trial?

1:45:23 > 1:45:26You know I can't discuss that. If they found out about us I could lose my job.

1:45:26 > 1:45:30Yeah, well, there's nothing to discuss, is there? It's an open-and-shut case.

1:45:30 > 1:45:32What did you want that was so urgent?

1:45:35 > 1:45:37I just...

1:45:38 > 1:45:41I just wanted to...confess.

1:45:44 > 1:45:47Yeah, I just...

1:45:47 > 1:45:49I dunno what it is. I just...

1:45:51 > 1:45:53I felt this sudden urge to...

1:45:55 > 1:45:57..you know, just to unburden myself.

1:45:59 > 1:46:02Well, I do hope you're not wasting police time.

1:46:09 > 1:46:12And he wouldn't even give me an interview.

1:46:12 > 1:46:14I mean, who does he think he is?

1:46:14 > 1:46:16Peter, are you listening to me?

1:46:16 > 1:46:21- Yeah. Course. His loss, ain't it? - Thanks, that really helps. - Yeah, well, I'm sorry.

1:46:21 > 1:46:24It's just a bit weird seeing Lee back here. You know.

1:46:26 > 1:46:29Look, why don't I...Why don't I go and have a word with Dean?

1:46:29 > 1:46:32See if I can't straighten things out.

1:46:32 > 1:46:33Yeah. Whatever.

1:46:36 > 1:46:41I just can't believe it. I just... I can't get my head round it.

1:46:41 > 1:46:43It's not like we know him that well.

1:46:46 > 1:46:48Are you sure it was him?

1:46:48 > 1:46:52- Yeah, I saw them rowing. - Why didn't you get involved?

1:46:52 > 1:46:53It all happened so fast.

1:46:53 > 1:46:56Lucy ran off, so I come back to the party.

1:46:56 > 1:46:59But what if he followed her? What if... You know.

1:47:05 > 1:47:07What should I do?

1:47:07 > 1:47:09You've got to tell the police.

1:47:09 > 1:47:12- Oh, hang on a minute...- Of course he's got to tell the police.

1:47:12 > 1:47:15How's it going to look if Lee goes to the police now and tells them that he lied?

1:47:15 > 1:47:17It's the right thing to do, Mum.

1:47:17 > 1:47:19- Yeah...for who?- For her family!

1:47:19 > 1:47:21Are you saying he should just keep quiet?

1:47:21 > 1:47:25Listen, your mother's right.

1:47:25 > 1:47:27Lee going now and changing his statement -

1:47:27 > 1:47:31- it's not going to look good for him. - And the police obviously think Jake did it.

1:47:31 > 1:47:35Well, what if what Lee saw could get Jake off?

1:47:35 > 1:47:36Nancy's right.

1:47:38 > 1:47:40But what if the row was over nothing?

1:47:40 > 1:47:42Then I'm dropping someone in schtuck for no reason.

1:47:42 > 1:47:47He's got a family. You've got to be sure, son.

1:47:47 > 1:47:48Am I missing something here?

1:47:48 > 1:47:50Look, just tell the police exactly what you saw.

1:47:51 > 1:47:53Dad?

1:47:56 > 1:47:57Is everything all right?

1:47:57 > 1:47:58How was Jake?

1:47:58 > 1:48:03- In pieces.- Thinks he's going down, that no-one's going to believe him.

1:48:06 > 1:48:09Whatever you want to do, son, we'll back you.

1:48:13 > 1:48:15I need to see it in his eyes first.

1:48:15 > 1:48:16Lee, wait!

1:48:21 > 1:48:22- I should be getting back.- Aw.

1:48:24 > 1:48:27- Stay a bit longer.- My boss will be wondering where I am.

1:48:27 > 1:48:29No, he'll be all right.

1:48:29 > 1:48:33Why don't you just tell him you were interviewing a suspect?

1:48:33 > 1:48:34Oi.

1:48:39 > 1:48:41- See you later.- I'll see you later.

1:48:48 > 1:48:50Oh, I am sorry...er...

1:48:50 > 1:48:52You're going to have to hide.

1:48:52 > 1:48:53What?

1:48:56 > 1:48:58- Please can you just hide!- Um...

1:48:58 > 1:49:00KNOCK ON DOOR

1:49:08 > 1:49:13You all right, Lauren? Sorry about that. I was just asleep.

1:49:13 > 1:49:15Must have dozed off.

1:49:15 > 1:49:16You been all right?

1:49:16 > 1:49:19Yeah. Good.

1:49:19 > 1:49:24Um, Abi said that you were keen to speak to me.

1:49:24 > 1:49:26Er, yeah, I am.

1:49:26 > 1:49:27Yeah, that'd be great.

1:49:29 > 1:49:30Well, I'm listening.

1:49:36 > 1:49:38Yeah...um...

1:49:39 > 1:49:41Yeah, the thing is, Lauren,

1:49:41 > 1:49:43it ain't really the best time now, so...

1:49:43 > 1:49:45What?

1:49:45 > 1:49:47Well, just like, I'm a bit busy and that, so...

1:49:47 > 1:49:50Why don't we just meet up later? Have a chat then.

1:49:50 > 1:49:52What, are you joking? I don't believe this.

1:49:52 > 1:49:56After everything you've done, I come round here to try to talk to you and now...

1:49:56 > 1:49:57And now you don't even care!

1:49:57 > 1:49:59- Lauren...- Well...uh!

1:49:59 > 1:50:01Oh...

1:50:10 > 1:50:11Go and talk to her.

1:50:13 > 1:50:16- What, and say what? - Whatever it takes to fix things.

1:50:17 > 1:50:19Well, go on! What are you waiting for?

1:50:22 > 1:50:23Yeah.

1:50:49 > 1:50:52We never got to speak before I left for Afghanistan.

1:50:56 > 1:50:58I'm really sorry about Lucy.

1:51:06 > 1:51:08Wait! Lee!

1:51:09 > 1:51:11We're coming with you.

1:51:11 > 1:51:12They told us.

1:51:15 > 1:51:19- Anyway, Mr Coker reckons I'm a natural.- That's great, Pops.- Yeah.

1:51:19 > 1:51:22I'm still going to keep my shifts at the chippy, though.

1:51:22 > 1:51:24The more money I can bring in the better.

1:51:24 > 1:51:26I'm so proud of you, you know.

1:51:26 > 1:51:29Yes, well, I thought we were in need of a celebration. So...

1:51:29 > 1:51:31I have ordered us pizza.

1:51:31 > 1:51:34- Yay!- Yes!

1:51:34 > 1:51:37You know, Lo, I really think this is a fresh start for us.

1:51:37 > 1:51:40Anyway, enough of me banging on, how's your day been?

1:51:40 > 1:51:42Yeah. Yeah, it's been great.

1:51:42 > 1:51:44DOORBELL

1:51:44 > 1:51:45Oh...pizza!

1:51:47 > 1:51:49Coming, mate.

1:51:53 > 1:51:54What do you want?