12/10/2012

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Well, that's the hard bit out the way.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Now you've made your plea.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42It's only a matter of time, ain't it, before this gets sorted out?

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Only a mug's going to believe that Alexa girl over you. Here, mate.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Lovely. Thank you.

0:00:48 > 0:00:49You know, I...

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Lola?

0:01:03 > 0:01:07- Hey, how you doing? - I'm good. How are you? Hello!

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Are you all right?

0:01:16 > 0:01:19I better get going. I'll see you in a minute, I won't be far behind you.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Come on, twinkle. I know, sweetheart.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43- How's Abi?- She's a bit shaken up, but you would be, wouldn't you?

0:01:43 > 0:01:47- Those girls need stringing up. - Tell me about it.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51From now on I want to know where you're going and who with.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Paranoid parent alert.

0:01:54 > 0:01:59- Right, how many am I catering for? - I'm thinking about 15 to 20.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03That's unless Abs has invited any of her new sixth-form friends. Abi.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07- This party tomorrow. How many people have you asked?- I don't remember.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11- Do you want a proper cake with candles?- It's not even her birthday.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14I know, but we didn't get to celebrate the actual birthday, did we?

0:02:14 > 0:02:18How can you go on about a party when Lola's lost her baby?

0:02:18 > 0:02:22- What did you say? - Mmm. Yeah, Lola got into a fight.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Then the Social Services come and they just took her baby.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28- They can't do that.- Well, they did, and it's all my fault.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32- Of course it's not. - She only got into that fight cos she was sticking up for me.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Now, you listen to me. As much as I like Lola,

0:02:35 > 0:02:37it was only ever a matter of time.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39- Till what? - Well, I'm not being funny,

0:02:39 > 0:02:42but that kid can barely look after herself, can she?

0:02:42 > 0:02:45You know, it only turns out Ben Mitchell is the father.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Lola is a good mum.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50I don't doubt that, I don't. But let's face it -

0:02:50 > 0:02:53what kind of life can she offer that kid, eh? I'll see ya later.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Oi! Wait there.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02I'm going to be late for work, Mum.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05I sometimes think all that lacquer you work with has gone to your brain.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Mum, I don't know what you...

0:03:07 > 0:03:10That kid has done everything she can for her baby.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13What she doesn't need is people like you casting aspersions.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15I haven't got time for this.

0:03:15 > 0:03:20You might not remember where you came from, but I do.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25People round here, Tanya, they take care of their own.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27They don't leave people hanging out to dry.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31It's none of our business, Mum.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34It's everyone's business.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Lo... What's the latest?

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Can I have a word?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- What you said about Ben... - Why don't you just leave her alone?

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Not until I get some answers. Is it true?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50You think she'd lie about something like that?

0:03:50 > 0:03:53It wouldn't be the first time she lied to get herself out of trouble.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56- How did it happen? - How do you think it happened?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Are you going to let her do any of the talking?

0:03:58 > 0:04:02Now, I'm going to ask you one last time.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03Is Ben the father?

0:04:03 > 0:04:06- I said so, didn't I? - Why should I believe you?

0:04:06 > 0:04:10Cos it ain't exactly something I want to be shouting about. My baby's father's a killer.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15- There you are.- Did they call? - Eh?- Social Services! Did they call?

0:04:15 > 0:04:17- It's a bit early, Lo. - I'm going down there, then.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18- You can't.- She's my baby.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Lola, listen to me, listen to me.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23We've got to play this by the book this time. OK?

0:04:23 > 0:04:27You go down there shouting the odds it's going to be even harder to get Lexi back.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Where you going, Lo?

0:04:36 > 0:04:37What are you doing here?

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Avoiding Christian and his to-do list.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Oh, how's it looking? - Better than last month.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44So we're back in the black?

0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Thereabouts.- What about the money that I gave you?

0:04:48 > 0:04:52That will see us right, so stop worrying, all right?

0:04:52 > 0:04:56My clever boy. Don't know what we'd do without you.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58- Sy?- We're in here.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Syed!- AJ. Tamwar. Family meeting in the kitchen.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- I just need five minutes, Masood. - Too late.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16What? It's pistachio. It's very rejuvenating.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Next time try cement. - It may have escaped your attention,

0:05:19 > 0:05:21but we're getting married next Tuesday.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Seeing as my husband to be

0:05:23 > 0:05:27is too busy making his first million, I'm going to need your help, again.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30For you, for you and for you.

0:05:30 > 0:05:35"Flowers, favours and centrepieces". Favours?

0:05:35 > 0:05:38"Candles, fairy lights and confetti".

0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Table linen?- Yeah.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44All the hours I've put into this wedding and you task me with table linen?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Question - where's my list?

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Answer - give him a cow and he'll bring home magic beans.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Trust me. It's easier this way. - You can help me.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54How am I supposed to pay for any of this?

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Sy?

0:05:59 > 0:06:03- We'll put some in. - No, you won't, all right? You've done enough already.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05You've given us the Argee Bhajee for the day free.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Now, come on. Chop chop. - When do you want these by?

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Yesterday. Now scarper. And you, come along.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14- Table linens?- Yes, table linens.- You don't need anything else from me?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Christian, don't you think this is all just a bit extravagant?

0:06:19 > 0:06:23- What was wrong with keeping it low-key?- Tell you what, I'll nip down the charity shop

0:06:23 > 0:06:25and see if they've got a couple of suits.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27- It was just a suggestion. - I've had to listen to you

0:06:27 > 0:06:32banging on about investments, business meetings, plans for expansion.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Now would be a good time to put your money where your mouth is.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Your little clip is so cute, man.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41- Do you like it? - Frames your face lovely.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44- Sure you're not laughing at me? - All right, Mr Branning. We were just having breakfast.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47I can see that, Arthur. But where does it lead?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49I mean, it might be breakfast now.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Next it'll be an invitation back to yours to play records.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- She'll end up pregnant, and you'll end up hotfooting it up the M1.- Dad!

0:06:55 > 0:06:59What? I suppose you've heard about poor little Abi.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Is she OK?

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Lucky to be alive.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05But that is why I want you to have one of these.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06But I've already got a mobile.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10Ah, but this is a special mobile. This has a tracking device.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13- A tracking device!?- Yeah. That way I'll know where you are at all times. Good, eh?

0:07:13 > 0:07:17And you, come and see me later. I've got some business for you.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Did I just hear that right about the tracking?

0:07:20 > 0:07:23He just worries about me, that's all.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26Morning.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28- Hiya.- Where you going?

0:07:28 > 0:07:30It's my day off. I was going to go to the market.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32- On your own?- Yeah.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Give me 20 minutes and I'll come with you.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50- Babes, it breaks my heart. - What does?

0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Seeing them suffocate you like that. - What do you think?

0:07:54 > 0:07:58- Old lady jumble.- I don't like anything too daring.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Every time you say that, a beautician dies.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04- PHONE RINGS - I can't stop this making noises.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07All that work I put into your date with Anthony.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Is that why you've let things slip?

0:08:11 > 0:08:12I didn't realise I had.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16Classic case of denial. I see now the problems aren't just physical.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20- They're psychological, too. - I suppose I could get a trim.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Maybe get my nails done.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26You see? You're talking like a fighter already. Come with me.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Your first fight, Abs. Now you really are a Branning.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32That's not funny.

0:08:36 > 0:08:37Someone to see you.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Oh! You scared the life out of me.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Lola, stay here if you like.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Beats sitting outside, don't it?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Feeling like everyone's looking at you.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Darling, you will get her back, you know.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- So you believe her? - Well, why wouldn't I?

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Cos Ben's...gay. At least he was.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16- Ben's still gay, Mr Mitchell. - How can he be?

0:09:16 > 0:09:19What happened with Lola, it must've been a mistake.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22What if it weren't? I always said that 16 was too young.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Kids get funny ideas in their heads these days.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29- Ben was right about you. You never listen, do you? - What am I supposed to think, eh?

0:09:29 > 0:09:32He must've liked her. Otherwise how could he get her pregnant?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Unless you think she's lying?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Well, Lola wouldn't do that.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- Why didn't she say something before, then?- Maybe she didn't want to.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Unless she's covering for Jay?

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Them two are pretty tight, aren't they?

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Lexi is not Jay's.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48So I'm supposed to just believe that Ben's the father, yeah?

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Do me a favour.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59We were expecting a delivery this morning.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05I told you all this before. I transferred the funds on Friday.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10How am I supposed to run a restaurant without any food, eh?

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Hello!?

0:10:30 > 0:10:33- Ben Mitchell, a father? - I know. Shocking, ain't it?

0:10:33 > 0:10:37A gay man with a child.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Are you serious?- Come on, Mrs M. It's an open mic night, you know.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47- Chance to prove all your haters wrong.- My haters!?

0:10:47 > 0:10:50When I say haters, you know, what I mean is

0:10:50 > 0:10:53all those that ain't got to see your warm affectionate side. You get me?

0:10:53 > 0:10:57We are in the middle of a double-dip recession, Fatty Boy.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00What exactly do we have to laugh about?

0:11:02 > 0:11:07Oh, darling, I was very sorry to hear what happened about your little girl.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10- And look, if there's anything we can do...- She ain't dead.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14- I didn't say...- So why are you talking about her like she is?

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Lo, she didn't mean it like that, babe.

0:11:16 > 0:11:21Well, this is just a big misunderstanding, anyway. She'll be back tonight.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25I'm very glad to hear it. Those are on the house, by the way.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27- I don't need your charity.- And you wonder why they took your baby.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29- Zainab, that's enough.- No, no, no.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32If you've got something to say, then flamin' well say it.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38What sort of example are you setting your little girl? Fighting in the street.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42- You don't know what you're talking about.- Social Services don't take these decisions lightly.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Lola! Lola!

0:11:56 > 0:11:58What if she hates me?

0:11:58 > 0:12:01You didn't ask her to smack that Alexa girl, did you?

0:12:01 > 0:12:02How could anyone hate you, eh?

0:12:02 > 0:12:06I just want everything to go back to how it was, Jay.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08And it will. I promise you.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11- We can't.- Why not?

0:12:11 > 0:12:15How can we be together when Lola's lost everything?

0:12:15 > 0:12:17She'd want us to be happy, Abs.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Lola?- Go away.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27- I know what you all think of me. - Is that right?

0:12:27 > 0:12:30You think Lexi's better off in care, don't you?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32I do, as it happens.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36What sort of mother gives up at the first hurdle?

0:12:36 > 0:12:40- You don't understand. - You're right, I don't.

0:12:40 > 0:12:45Because if I was you, I'd be banging on that door to Social Services

0:12:45 > 0:12:47until my knuckles were bleeding.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Maybe it's all for the best.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Why are you saying that?

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Everyone's a winner.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Lexi gets a new mum and dad

0:12:56 > 0:13:01and you get to drink yourself into oblivion with your mates.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05But don't stop there. Why don't you get a tattoo?

0:13:05 > 0:13:09Dye your hair blue, go wild.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11That ain't what I want.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13You could've fooled me.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16I just want my little girl!

0:13:16 > 0:13:17Then fight for her.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18What if they don't listen?

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Then make them listen.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24You don't shout loud enough now,

0:13:24 > 0:13:26you're going to regret it for the rest of your life.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30I'm so scared.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34I know you are, darlin'.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43- Here you go, my man. - All the sat-fat I can eat.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47You think Kim'll get up and crack a few jokes?

0:13:47 > 0:13:49- I wouldn't count on it.- Fats.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52It's you and a stuffed bird if you don't get some names down.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56- Yes, miss.- It's good to see you and Alfie making a go of things.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58What's that supposed to mean?

0:13:58 > 0:14:02Look, what's happened between me and Alfie is none of your business, all right?

0:14:02 > 0:14:03I was talking about this place.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06About putting the Vic back on the map.

0:14:08 > 0:14:09Sorry I'm late.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13Don't tell me. The pound shop has a special offer on doilies.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Don't start, Christian. - Babe, where've you been?

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Well, let me see - sorting out the suppliers.

0:14:18 > 0:14:19Trying to get the bank off our backs.

0:14:19 > 0:14:23Isn't that Tam's mess? You should let him sort it.

0:14:23 > 0:14:24PHONE RINGS

0:14:24 > 0:14:26I've really got to take this call. Sorry.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Can I have a word?

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Yeah.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38If it's training you're after I do boot camp on a Wednesday.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40It's about Ben.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44What about him, Phil?

0:14:44 > 0:14:47Well, you got to know him pretty well, didn't you?

0:14:47 > 0:14:49You could say that, yeah.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53What would you say if I told you that Ben was a father?

0:14:53 > 0:14:56I wouldn't put anything past him, Phil.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01You can ask who you like. Facts remain the same.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04You are a granddad.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Does the offer still stand? - Lo, where you going?

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Listen, I tried to call Trish, but she ain't got back yet.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Lo, where you going?

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- I'm going to get my baby back. - You give 'em hell, d'you hear?

0:15:21 > 0:15:23All this pussyfooting around, it ain't helping.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25If I want Lexi back I'll to have to fight for her.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27And just don't take no for an answer.

0:15:27 > 0:15:28Lo!

0:15:30 > 0:15:32I'm so sorry. I can't seem to turn this off.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Oh, don't worry. No-one's going to recognise you.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36What's brought it on, this makeover?

0:15:36 > 0:15:41Suppose I'm a bit tired of being Daddy's little angel.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44So come on. Who do you fancy?

0:15:44 > 0:15:46I liked Anthony.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48- So you like them dark? Yeah. - I guess.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Sporty or more of a thinker?

0:15:50 > 0:15:53I hate PE. I got a netball in my face in Year Nine.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Right. So someone who's read a book, then.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58I bet you like a bit of danger, though. Yeah? Someone mysterious.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02- I guess.- So I'm thinking, yeah - Mr Darcy meets

0:16:02 > 0:16:06- Ryan Gosling in Drive. Am I right? - Maybe.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Good luck with finding that round here!

0:16:09 > 0:16:13Right. I think we're done here, Tanya.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16I think we are, Poppy. Right, then, what do you think?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19I tell you what I think.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23I think you've made my beautiful little girl look like some cheap tart.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Now, hang on a minute...

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Alice, come on. We're leaving.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Come on, we're going.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30I'm not coming.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32What?

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Me and Poppy are going out tonight. We might go up town.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35Over my dead body.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38You promised you wouldn't interfere.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40No, I'm not interfering, love!

0:16:40 > 0:16:45I just... I just don't want you to make a fool of yourself.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48I'm 18. I can do what I like.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50- Alice...- You heard her.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Alice, please.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02You ain't heard the last of this, you.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Right. Shall we get you a little outfit sorted, then?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Billy and Lola have gone down Social Services.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Is that right?

0:17:22 > 0:17:26- She's telling the truth, Phil. - So everyone keeps saying.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31- So what are you going to do? - Let's think.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34I'm going to get a takeaway,

0:17:34 > 0:17:37go home and put my feet up in front of the box.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42Cos you know what? I'm sick of looking out for people.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44From now on it's every man for himself.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Zee. AJ and I, we've been talking. - The answer's no.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57You ain't heard what it is yet.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59I don't need to. The answer is still no.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03It's not right Christian and Syed having to fork out for everything themselves.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Our son is a very proud man. He wouldn't want us interfering.

0:18:06 > 0:18:11- But - what if it was a gift? - What sort of gift?

0:18:11 > 0:18:18Somewhere sunkissed. Hot, sweaty nights. Skinny dipping in the ocean.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21- I'm sold!- He's a genius, no?

0:18:21 > 0:18:24- It's not my word for it, no.- You know where the gays love, don't you?

0:18:24 > 0:18:26- Gran Canaria.- I'm sorry?

0:18:26 > 0:18:30- It's an island off the north coast of Africa. - I know where Gran Canaria is.

0:18:30 > 0:18:34- What has it got to do with Syed? - What better way of showing support than treating them to a honeymoon?

0:18:34 > 0:18:36And how do you expect us to pay for this?

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Tam and Kamil's savings that we put aside...

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Masood, we can't touch that.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44Come on Zee, he'd want to help his brother. We'll pay it back before he knows it's gone.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Well, I think it's a fantastic idea.

0:18:46 > 0:18:50Great. That's decided, then. I'll call the bank first thing tomorrow.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57I was hoping you'd call.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01So what is this - business or pleasure?

0:19:02 > 0:19:05That investment you were talking about.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08I want in.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25You all right, darling?

0:19:39 > 0:19:42All that stuff I said earlier about Lola.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44I do know she's a good kid.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48I just don't want you getting caught up in it all.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53I'm looking forward to meeting all your new friends.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57- A couple of months and you won't have time to worry about Jay and Lola.- Why's that?

0:19:57 > 0:20:02Cos you'll have your exams, university applications.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Not to mention all the parties with the new friends.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Trust me, Abi. You're better off without them.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Ah! I hate my life.

0:20:23 > 0:20:28You know what I hate? You moping around like a spoilt child.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32That girl needs both of you fighting for her in her corner.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35So why don't you drop these histrionics, get a grip

0:20:35 > 0:20:37and help her!

0:20:49 > 0:20:52So did he force himself on you?

0:20:52 > 0:20:54What are you talking about?

0:20:55 > 0:20:56- Ben.- No. Of course not.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01So how comes you and him ended up...

0:21:01 > 0:21:04I don't know, Pops, all right. It just happened.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08I can't get my head around this.

0:21:08 > 0:21:12Ben! Our Ben!

0:21:12 > 0:21:13You know another one, do you?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18All the blokes you could've gone with...

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Pops, please just drop it.

0:21:21 > 0:21:22He's not even...you know.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Well, he did a good impression that night.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32- Was it just the once, yeah? - Pops. I told you.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35I'm not going to talk about this any more. So just shut up.

0:21:38 > 0:21:39Just drop it!

0:21:45 > 0:21:47What's taking her so long?

0:21:52 > 0:21:55Thanks, Kat. So how long have those two been giving each other evils?

0:21:55 > 0:21:58- About two hours, I reckon. - What do you reckon, Tam?

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Reckon you can tickle them into submission?

0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Bagsy the younger one. - You should do our comedy night.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Me? Nah. Tam's the funny one here, man.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09I'm just the Tom to his Jerry. The Tinchy to his Stryder...

0:22:11 > 0:22:15- Oh, my days. - Looks good, doesn't she?

0:22:15 > 0:22:17She looks hot like fire! Where you been all my life?

0:22:17 > 0:22:20What do you think of Alice's new look, Kat?

0:22:20 > 0:22:23Proper little stunner, ain't she?

0:22:23 > 0:22:25I should've known better than to ask you.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27What's that supposed to mean?

0:22:28 > 0:22:31You're not what you'd call an understated beauty, are you?

0:22:33 > 0:22:36You'll be wearing that Scotch if you're not careful.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40- I think I should go. - No, you ain't going anywhere.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Take this and get a bottle of cheap Hungarian.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48I've got something here for you.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50All right. Me first.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56- Jay Brown. Will you be my boyfriend? - I said I wanted to go first!

0:22:56 > 0:22:57You snooze, you lose.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00Give me till tomorrow, yeah? Let me think it over.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05I love you, you muppet.

0:23:14 > 0:23:18I don't care what my mum says. You, Lola, Lexi. You're my family now.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Lola?

0:23:33 > 0:23:34I'm sorry about what I did.

0:23:34 > 0:23:39- Yeah. How is your hand? - Nothing a tetanus jab didn't sort.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Where is she? - Let's talk in my office.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47- You know Lola's pleaded not guilty.- I just read the report.

0:23:47 > 0:23:51- And her friend Abi, she said she'll be her witness didn't she, Lo?- Yeah.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55So when can she come home?

0:23:56 > 0:23:59- It's not that straightforward. - No, my solicitor said...

0:23:59 > 0:24:03It doesn't matter what your solicitor says. We have procedures to follow.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06- She loves that kid. - I don't doubt it.

0:24:06 > 0:24:10What's more of a concern is whether Lola's able to care for Lexi.

0:24:10 > 0:24:11Sit down.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19I think if my mum found out about this, she'd die.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Like, I mean literally die. And I don't mean quietly.

0:24:21 > 0:24:25We're talking, like, spontaneous self-combustion.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27So can I stick your name down or not?

0:24:27 > 0:24:31Low-achieving Asian youth telling jokes in a backstreet pub.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Yeah, it can't be any worse than last time.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Disappointed, Alice. Very disappointed.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40- Just ignore him, all right. - I should go home.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42No, no, listen, we've only just got here.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45No, Dad's right. This just doesn't suit me.

0:24:47 > 0:24:51Oi! You never let up, do you?

0:24:56 > 0:24:59PHONE RINGS, THEN STOPS

0:25:08 > 0:25:09- SHE SHRIEKS - Oi!

0:25:19 > 0:25:21You OK?

0:25:23 > 0:25:25You all right?

0:25:28 > 0:25:31- Can we have another one of these? - Yeah.

0:25:33 > 0:25:39You calmed down now? I'm just trying to look out for my little girl.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42- Not that it's any concern of yours. - You're suffocating her.

0:25:42 > 0:25:46- Don't talk rubbish.- Wrapping her up like she's some porcelain doll.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49- Derek, it's just weird.- You want to remember who you're talking to.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Does she? Why exactly?

0:25:53 > 0:25:56Bottle of white to take away, please, Kat.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59Threatening little girls, that's about your level, Del.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02- You just can't keep that zipped, can you?- Mum...

0:26:02 > 0:26:04It's all right. I'm not scared of him.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07What have you got to say, eh?

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Carry on like this, and you'll frighten her away.

0:26:11 > 0:26:15I don't need you to tell me how to look after my little girl, thank you very much.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17I need some help here, guys!

0:26:19 > 0:26:23Alice! Alice! Oh, my God. Sit down.

0:26:23 > 0:26:28- Oh, my darling, look at your face. - I'm fine, I just fell and hit my face.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30- What's happened?- Someone grabbed her bag.- I'm going to kill him.

0:26:30 > 0:26:35Mate, he was on a bike. I tried to grab him, but the scumbag was too quick for me.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38- Let's get you sorted. - You keep your hands off of her, you.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41- I'm just trying to help, Derek. - You've done enough already. - What's that supposed to mean?

0:26:41 > 0:26:44Come on, sweetheart, let me get you home. Come on.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Thanks.

0:26:48 > 0:26:49All right.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57So this interim care hearing tomorrow...

0:26:57 > 0:27:02- Will determine whether Lexi remains in care.- Till when?

0:27:02 > 0:27:05Until we're satisfied you're able to parent her properly.

0:27:05 > 0:27:06- How long?- Up to eight weeks.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09- What?- No.- During which time Lola will have our full support.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12That makes everything all right, then, don't it?

0:27:12 > 0:27:14She'll be asked to attend new parenting classes.

0:27:14 > 0:27:18No, I don't need that. Tell her, Pops. I don't.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20There'll be three weekly contact sessions with Lexi.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Lola will be assessed on her ability to care for her.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24She hasn't done anything wrong!

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Oi. My Pops is talking to you.

0:27:28 > 0:27:32We don't need no care hearing. She's learnt from her mistakes.

0:27:32 > 0:27:36- I'm afraid it's out of my hands. - What are you writing about me?

0:27:36 > 0:27:40- Lola, leave it.- No, I want to know what she has to say about me.

0:27:40 > 0:27:44"Nappy rash. Suspected hangover." You'll like this one, Pops.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47"Bad timekeeping. Late for three consecutive meetings."

0:27:47 > 0:27:50I'll tell you what you can do with your poxy folder, shall I?

0:27:50 > 0:27:52Now give me back my baby!

0:27:52 > 0:27:56I don't think you realise just how serious this is, Lola.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Carry on like this and you'll lose Lexi for good.

0:28:02 > 0:28:03CHRISTIAN GROANS

0:28:03 > 0:28:05Sy?

0:28:05 > 0:28:06Sy?

0:28:12 > 0:28:14MASOOD: So you'll go to the bank first thing?

0:28:14 > 0:28:17- I said I would, didn't I?- Must have a few grand in that account.

0:28:17 > 0:28:18I don't remember, Masood.

0:28:18 > 0:28:21We can spare 500. Just think of his little face.

0:28:21 > 0:28:25This is going to be the one wedding gift he won't forget in a hurry.

0:28:25 > 0:28:26Hmmm?

0:28:37 > 0:28:39This collar's making me itch.

0:28:39 > 0:28:40What's going to happen, Pops?

0:28:40 > 0:28:42We go in there and we make our case.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45- What if it don't go our way? - That ain't going to happen.

0:28:45 > 0:28:46Yeah but Trish said yesterday...

0:28:46 > 0:28:49Never mind about yesterday. OK? Lexi's coming home with us.

0:28:53 > 0:28:56Denny, breakfast!

0:28:56 > 0:29:00Scrambled egg on gluten-free bread for Little Lord Fauntleroy.

0:29:00 > 0:29:03- Are they free-range? - I laid them myself.

0:29:03 > 0:29:04Yeah.

0:29:05 > 0:29:08Don't mind if I do. Rrrr.

0:29:08 > 0:29:09Is Denise about?

0:29:09 > 0:29:12No she's off visiting Libby, can I help?

0:29:12 > 0:29:14This place certainly seems busy.

0:29:14 > 0:29:17Yeah, we're coining it...

0:29:17 > 0:29:19Great news.

0:29:19 > 0:29:21Because I need my money back.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24Through there on the right.

0:29:24 > 0:29:27We were all a little surprised to get your call, Mr Branning.

0:29:27 > 0:29:28Oh yeah? Why's that?

0:29:28 > 0:29:31You requesting to see an officer of the law.

0:29:31 > 0:29:33In fact, we all assumed it was a wind up.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36Seeing as we normally turn up here uninvited.

0:29:39 > 0:29:43Why don't I just take down some details from your daughter?

0:29:43 > 0:29:44And then what happens?

0:29:44 > 0:29:48We'll issue a description of the suspect

0:29:48 > 0:29:50- and then we'll take it from there. - Is that it?

0:29:50 > 0:29:53Realistically that's all that we can really do at this stage.

0:29:53 > 0:29:57What about the phone? The phone had a tracking device on it.

0:29:57 > 0:29:58Can't you find him through that?

0:29:58 > 0:30:01I'm afraid that they're very easily disabled, Mr Branning.

0:30:01 > 0:30:04- WHITNEY:- Hello?- You should've stayed up in Suffolk, love.

0:30:04 > 0:30:07It's not safe for young ladies round in this Square.

0:30:07 > 0:30:09- Why, what's happened? - Alice got mugged last night.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12- You all right?- Yeah, it was just a bruise, that's all.

0:30:12 > 0:30:14Don't worry, I'll protect you.

0:30:14 > 0:30:17If I could just take down your name and date of birth, please.

0:30:17 > 0:30:22- Alice Branning...- Hold on a second, love. I pay my taxes, don't I?

0:30:22 > 0:30:23Right.

0:30:23 > 0:30:25Well, I have done.

0:30:25 > 0:30:30So that entitles me to the best possible service you lot can offer.

0:30:30 > 0:30:33- So if it's all the same with you, Sergeant Heathcliff...- Heathcote.

0:30:33 > 0:30:36Heathcote, I want every available officer on this case.

0:30:36 > 0:30:40You can't just waltz in here and start making demands.

0:30:40 > 0:30:42I am asking you as a friend.

0:30:42 > 0:30:45And as a friend, I'm telling you to sling your hook.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47Hey baby! I got some great news...

0:30:47 > 0:30:51Not now. Dick Turpin here is trying to get her hands on my cash.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53OK.

0:30:53 > 0:30:55Why don't I just leave you ladies to fight this out?

0:30:56 > 0:30:59Do you know there wouldn't even BE a Kimberley's Palace

0:30:59 > 0:31:01- if it wasn't for my family. - Excuse me?

0:31:01 > 0:31:03Have you been hit in the head or something?

0:31:03 > 0:31:07Or have you actually forgotten that it was your nutter of a husband

0:31:07 > 0:31:09that burnt this place down?

0:31:09 > 0:31:10"Blood money" you called it.

0:31:10 > 0:31:13All I'm asking for is a loan.

0:31:13 > 0:31:16- OK? £500 - that's all. - What do you need a loan for?

0:31:16 > 0:31:19You got a roof over your head? Clothes on your back.

0:31:20 > 0:31:23Everything that meant anything to me was in this house.

0:31:23 > 0:31:27Photographs, letters, my old silicone implants...

0:31:27 > 0:31:29You know what? Just forget I asked.

0:31:29 > 0:31:32You're lucky that I'm not suing you for post-traumatic stress.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35Dee can't even look at a candle without breaking out into hives.

0:31:36 > 0:31:38- TANYA:- Here she comes!

0:31:38 > 0:31:42- BOTH:- # Happy pretend birthday to you, happy pretend birthday to you... #

0:31:42 > 0:31:45I remember when you used to be up at the crack of dawn on your birthday.

0:31:45 > 0:31:48- Say "16"?- # Happy pretend birthday... #- It's not my birthday.

0:31:48 > 0:31:51Yeah, we know that but just humour us will you, please?

0:31:51 > 0:31:52Happy pretend birthday.

0:31:56 > 0:31:57It's a year long pass to the zoo.

0:31:57 > 0:31:59So go any time you like.

0:32:00 > 0:32:03She doesn't like it. She don't like it.

0:32:03 > 0:32:05I said she'd prefer cash, obviously.

0:32:05 > 0:32:08She's worried about her mate, isn't she?

0:32:08 > 0:32:10You all right, Abs?

0:32:10 > 0:32:13- I love it. - Oh, good.

0:32:13 > 0:32:16- Happy pretend birthday. - Remember, Abi's got some

0:32:16 > 0:32:18of her new sixth form friends coming later, haven't you?

0:32:18 > 0:32:20Did we put carrot sticks on the list?

0:32:20 > 0:32:23- Anyone special? - There could be.

0:32:23 > 0:32:25You never said you had a new boyfriend?

0:32:25 > 0:32:29- Probably some science geek, I reckon. - How's Lola?

0:32:29 > 0:32:32The hearing should have finished by now.

0:32:32 > 0:32:35That baby needs to be back where she belongs.

0:32:37 > 0:32:40You heard what they said. It's only temporary, isn't it?

0:32:40 > 0:32:42There'll be another hearing in eight weeks.

0:32:42 > 0:32:44We just have to give them a bit of time, Lo.

0:32:44 > 0:32:46Then they can see how good you are with Lexi.

0:32:46 > 0:32:48They've had three months - stop being so flaming positive!

0:32:48 > 0:32:51She ain't coming home. You know that as well as I do.

0:32:51 > 0:32:54- But if we play ball with them...- It doesn't matter. They're in charge.

0:32:54 > 0:32:56It'll be paperwork, phone calls, poxy conference meetings.

0:32:56 > 0:32:59- We won't get a look in. - You can't give up now.

0:32:59 > 0:33:01I'm not giving up but that's life, isn't it, eh?

0:33:01 > 0:33:03Your life, Dad's life, my life...

0:33:03 > 0:33:05and now my Lexi's.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08- I bet you're pleased anyway, aren't you?- How can you say that?

0:33:08 > 0:33:11Because you never wanted me to have her in the first place.

0:33:11 > 0:33:14- Hey, I love Lexi. - So why didn't you fight harder?

0:33:18 > 0:33:22And do you know that her cousin was attacked only last week, don't you?

0:33:22 > 0:33:24- Yes, I do.- Right, good.

0:33:24 > 0:33:26So I take it you're going to pull a few people in?

0:33:26 > 0:33:28Have an identity parade.

0:33:28 > 0:33:32Absolutely, Mr Branning. I'll get right on it.

0:33:32 > 0:33:34You know my brother was one of your lot.

0:33:34 > 0:33:36Broke my father's heart.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38So I suggest that you go back down the station

0:33:38 > 0:33:40and you tell your Superintendent

0:33:40 > 0:33:43that this is Jack Branning's niece we're talking about.

0:33:43 > 0:33:44Eh? Good.

0:33:44 > 0:33:49I'll phone you this afternoon to see how you're getting on. Good boy.

0:33:50 > 0:33:53Oi, you! You pleased with yourself, are you?

0:33:53 > 0:33:55Dressing my daughter up like some cheap tart.

0:33:55 > 0:33:58Lucky it's her handbag that they grabbed and not her.

0:33:58 > 0:33:59Oi, leave it out, Del.

0:33:59 > 0:34:02You defending her? She practically pimped my daughter out.

0:34:02 > 0:34:04- Oh, do you know what? I've had just about enough of this.- Good, good.

0:34:06 > 0:34:09- I've warned you, Del, lay off her. - Is that a threat, Maxwell?

0:34:09 > 0:34:11Can't you just get on with her for my sake?

0:34:11 > 0:34:13- I'd hate for me and you to fall out. - All I want is an easy life.

0:34:13 > 0:34:16- Is that too much to ask for? - That's all any of us wants.

0:34:16 > 0:34:18- So bury the hatchet will you, please?- I'd love to.

0:34:19 > 0:34:21Look, look, you're my baby brother, Max.

0:34:21 > 0:34:23I'd do anything for you.

0:34:23 > 0:34:26Just as soon as she apologises.

0:34:33 > 0:34:34Ma?

0:34:34 > 0:34:36Your father wants to send you to the Canary Islands.

0:34:36 > 0:34:38What're you talking about?

0:34:38 > 0:34:41Your honeymoon - he wants to surprise you with some tickets.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43- He doesn't have to do that. - I know that.

0:34:43 > 0:34:44But you try talking to your father

0:34:44 > 0:34:47when he's got his mind made up about something.

0:34:47 > 0:34:49He thinks I'm at the bank right now, Syed.

0:34:49 > 0:34:50OK, so I'll talk to him.

0:34:50 > 0:34:53He can't know that I gave you that money.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55- It would break his heart. - What do we do?

0:34:57 > 0:34:59- £500 - that's all I need... - Ma, look it's all tied up.

0:34:59 > 0:35:03I know, but please, you must have access to it, surely?

0:35:03 > 0:35:07- Please, I promised your father no more secrets.- Ma...

0:35:09 > 0:35:10Syed?

0:35:12 > 0:35:13This needs signing for.

0:35:14 > 0:35:17It looks very important.

0:35:17 > 0:35:20Yeah, it's just a new business credit card.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22Well don't go mad, we've only just got on our feet.

0:35:22 > 0:35:24You haven't seen your mother, have you?

0:35:24 > 0:35:25Not since yesterday.

0:35:25 > 0:35:27OK.

0:35:27 > 0:35:28Hey...

0:35:28 > 0:35:31This time next week, YOU will be married.

0:35:37 > 0:35:40DOOR SHUTS

0:35:38 > 0:35:40He's gone.

0:35:42 > 0:35:44- So what do I say to him, huh? - I'll sort it.

0:35:44 > 0:35:46How?

0:35:46 > 0:35:48- Syed!- Just leave it with me, all right?

0:35:53 > 0:35:57SIREN BLARES TRAIN RUMBLES

0:36:02 > 0:36:03I need your help.

0:36:06 > 0:36:08Yes, that's good.

0:36:08 > 0:36:13- Come on, Denny, that's enough now, baby.- Come on, he's enjoying himself, aren't you, mate?

0:36:13 > 0:36:15I just don't want him thinking fighting's the answer, that's all.

0:36:15 > 0:36:18The boy has got to learn to defend himself, hasn't he?

0:36:18 > 0:36:20- He's six, Jack. - Yeah, didn't do me any harm.

0:36:20 > 0:36:21That's debatable.

0:36:21 > 0:36:24I mean look at you. Your stance is all wrong, isn't it?

0:36:24 > 0:36:27You should be standing with your feet shoulder-width apart.

0:36:27 > 0:36:30What do you reckon Dennis? Sounds like fighting talk to me.

0:36:30 > 0:36:33Here he is - the man of the hour.

0:36:33 > 0:36:34It's nothing.

0:36:34 > 0:36:37What you talking about? Derek's had you practically knighted.

0:36:37 > 0:36:40Oh, yeah? Perhaps he'd like to volunteer for Fighting Fit.

0:36:40 > 0:36:41So you got the official nod?

0:36:41 > 0:36:43RAY CLEARS THROAT

0:36:43 > 0:36:44So what happens now?

0:36:44 > 0:36:47Once we get the money in the bank then we open the doors

0:36:47 > 0:36:48- to the local kids... - Street rats.

0:36:48 > 0:36:51Then we get them to ditch the gangs and then they start boxing with us.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53Just make sure you keep them in line.

0:36:53 > 0:36:56Cos the last thing I need is a bunch of hoodies giving me grief.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58Don't listen to him, Ray, I think it's a great idea.

0:36:58 > 0:37:01Thank you, Shaz. Listen, have either of you lot seen Kim at all?

0:37:01 > 0:37:03No, not since this morning.

0:37:03 > 0:37:04That woman, man!

0:37:04 > 0:37:07- You know what, just tell her I'll be at the gym, yeah?- OK.

0:37:07 > 0:37:09Come on then, where were we?

0:37:09 > 0:37:10I just knocked you out.

0:37:10 > 0:37:13- Really? I think I would've remembered that.- My Dad was a boxer.

0:37:13 > 0:37:16- Was he now? - Before he left to join the army.

0:37:16 > 0:37:18He had a helicopter and a medal.

0:37:18 > 0:37:21- Is that right? - Except he died saving his...

0:37:21 > 0:37:25Comrades. Right, come on, baby. Let's get you in the bath.

0:37:25 > 0:37:28We've got a party to get to, remember?

0:37:28 > 0:37:31His old man sounds too good to be true.

0:37:31 > 0:37:33He was.

0:37:36 > 0:37:38Please, Phil, I wouldn't ask if we weren't desperate.

0:37:38 > 0:37:40I don't see what I can do.

0:37:40 > 0:37:44Get one of your flash lawyers, anything that can help our case.

0:37:44 > 0:37:46It's your problem, you deal with it.

0:37:46 > 0:37:49Do you know what our life's going to be like over the next few months?

0:37:49 > 0:37:53And for what, eh? Because once that lot make up their minds about us,

0:37:53 > 0:37:55me and Lola, we ain't going to get a look in.

0:37:55 > 0:37:58- Close the door on your way out, will you?- She needs your help, Phil.

0:37:58 > 0:38:02Everyone that girl's ever loved has been taken away from her.

0:38:02 > 0:38:04Billy, don't you think I've got enough on my own plate?

0:38:04 > 0:38:07You think I've got time to sort out your mess as well?

0:38:07 > 0:38:09Good old Mitchells, eh?

0:38:09 > 0:38:11Always there for each other when the chips are down.

0:38:11 > 0:38:15Don't blame me that you can't keep your own family in check.

0:38:18 > 0:38:20Stupid thing!

0:38:21 > 0:38:23I can come back later if you like.

0:38:23 > 0:38:24Do what you want.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28It's just Mum's throwing me this party later...

0:38:28 > 0:38:32I just thought you might want to get out for a bit, that's all.

0:38:32 > 0:38:34How's Lexi?

0:38:34 > 0:38:35Haven't seen her since Friday.

0:38:35 > 0:38:37But you are going to get her back, aren't you?

0:38:37 > 0:38:41- Not if they get their way. - There must be something you can do.

0:38:41 > 0:38:44Pops reckons we've just gotta do as Social Services tell us.

0:38:45 > 0:38:46Maybe he's right.

0:38:46 > 0:38:50No! No, Abi, I'm sick of it.

0:38:50 > 0:38:54I was supposed to take her to Stratford, you know, shopping.

0:38:54 > 0:38:55I had tickets for the London Eye.

0:38:55 > 0:38:58All the things I never got to do as a kid.

0:38:58 > 0:39:01And her poxy foster parents aren't going to know

0:39:01 > 0:39:04what Dizzee Rascal song gets her to sleep.

0:39:04 > 0:39:06- CRYING:- She needs me,

0:39:06 > 0:39:07she needs her mum.

0:39:10 > 0:39:13It's OK, Lola. It's all right.

0:39:30 > 0:39:32Come on, you.

0:39:33 > 0:39:35What you looking for?

0:39:35 > 0:39:38What happened to that money I left out this morning?

0:39:38 > 0:39:41Yas needed a cardigan - not to mention a winter coat.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45What do you expect me to do? Let her freeze to death?

0:39:45 > 0:39:48Of course not. It's just Mum's a bit short, that's all.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50What, you bailing them out again?

0:39:50 > 0:39:53Is that the time? I've got to get back to the restaurant.

0:39:53 > 0:39:55We've got stuff to do. We need to talk about DJs, caterers...

0:39:55 > 0:39:58- Tonight, I promise.- There's not going to be a wedding at this rate.

0:39:58 > 0:40:01- I said I would, didn't I? - What is up with you?

0:40:01 > 0:40:04This is supposed to be the happiest day of our lives.

0:40:04 > 0:40:06- It will be. - So what's with the face?

0:40:06 > 0:40:07What face?

0:40:07 > 0:40:10The face that looks like you don't want to be here.

0:40:13 > 0:40:15PHONE BEEPS

0:40:20 > 0:40:21Yeah, it's me again.

0:40:22 > 0:40:24I need a favour.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26Why does she take so long?

0:40:26 > 0:40:30First rule with women, Dennis - be patient.

0:40:30 > 0:40:33Well? How do I look?

0:40:33 > 0:40:34- BOTH:- Beautiful.

0:40:34 > 0:40:36NOW can we go?

0:40:36 > 0:40:38Look, I'll catch you up, OK?

0:40:38 > 0:40:40Yeah, well Abi's expecting us.

0:40:40 > 0:40:42- Yeah, I'll be five minutes, Jack.- Oi.

0:40:42 > 0:40:43Phil! Phil, hang on.

0:40:45 > 0:40:47I've heard about Lola.

0:40:47 > 0:40:49What about it?

0:40:49 > 0:40:52Well, will you tell her I'm thinking of her?

0:40:52 > 0:40:53Is it true what they're saying about Ben?

0:40:55 > 0:40:58- Well, have you told him yet?- He's got enough to deal with, hasn't he?

0:40:58 > 0:40:59It's his daughter, Phil.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02He ain't a lot of use to her in there, is he?

0:41:02 > 0:41:04It's a good job they've got you on the outside then, isn't it?

0:41:04 > 0:41:07- Lola ain't my problem. - Well, Lexi is.

0:41:07 > 0:41:10And it's your job to protect them, no matter what.

0:41:10 > 0:41:13- Sharon, I don't need the hassle. - I don't believe you.

0:41:13 > 0:41:15You fight for them, Phil.

0:41:15 > 0:41:18Because right now they're the only family you've got.

0:41:22 > 0:41:26I can't believe they just took her.

0:41:26 > 0:41:28Do you reckon there was more to it?

0:41:28 > 0:41:29Like what?

0:41:29 > 0:41:31I don't know.

0:41:31 > 0:41:35Maybe she, like, left her on a bus or something?

0:41:35 > 0:41:36Lauren...

0:41:36 > 0:41:39No, seriously, you don't just take a kid for lamping someone, do you?

0:41:39 > 0:41:41You girls got something you want to say?

0:41:45 > 0:41:47So you still coming to Abi's party then, yeah?

0:41:47 > 0:41:50Um, no, I'm going to stay in with Tyler tonight.

0:41:50 > 0:41:53Come on, Whitney, you can do that any night.

0:41:53 > 0:41:55Please, do not leave me with my family, come on.

0:41:55 > 0:41:59- We're a bit old for a 16th anyway. - Joey, tell her.

0:41:59 > 0:42:02- Tell her what? - That it's not a party without her.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08- She's got a point. - Is Lucy coming?

0:42:08 > 0:42:11She's working. So you've got me all to yourself.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13Huh.

0:42:21 > 0:42:23All right, Trace? Just a lemonade, please.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29You know sometimes I think this family's jinxed.

0:42:30 > 0:42:32Four generations in care.

0:42:33 > 0:42:35How's that for luck?

0:42:35 > 0:42:37- It ain't going to happen again, Bill.- Ain't it?

0:42:39 > 0:42:40She blames me, you know?

0:42:40 > 0:42:42Of course she don't.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44Jay, I'm supposed to be looking out for her.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46And what do I do, eh?

0:42:47 > 0:42:50I let that lot waltz in and take her baby.

0:42:50 > 0:42:51There was nothing you could do.

0:42:53 > 0:42:55When I think of what that girl's gone through.

0:42:55 > 0:42:58Living in care, losing her old man...

0:42:59 > 0:43:01She don't deserve none of this.

0:43:02 > 0:43:05Listen, this ain't your fault.

0:43:06 > 0:43:07Try telling that to Lola.

0:43:09 > 0:43:12I don't...I don't know why I'm surprised.

0:43:14 > 0:43:16I'm a disappointment to everyone, ain't I?

0:43:17 > 0:43:19Just a big, fat waste of space.

0:43:20 > 0:43:22You sorted me out, didn't you?

0:43:22 > 0:43:24Didn't do a very good job, did I?

0:43:24 > 0:43:27Moved in with Phil as soon as you could.

0:43:27 > 0:43:28Yeah, look where that's got me.

0:43:32 > 0:43:34What's...

0:43:35 > 0:43:37What's happening with Lexi then?

0:43:37 > 0:43:40Jay, you know what those places are like.

0:43:40 > 0:43:42Once they get their claws in, they ain't letting go.

0:43:45 > 0:43:46What if we lose her for good?

0:43:46 > 0:43:49- Not going to happen. - How do you know?

0:43:49 > 0:43:51Because she's got you, hasn't she? Fighting for her.

0:43:54 > 0:43:56- I don't think I've got any fight left in me.- Yes, you have.

0:43:58 > 0:43:59You're Billy Mitchell.

0:43:59 > 0:44:01BILLY SCOFFS

0:44:10 > 0:44:11Ray?

0:44:13 > 0:44:15Sorry about that, man.

0:44:17 > 0:44:18So come on then.

0:44:18 > 0:44:20What are we celebrating?

0:44:21 > 0:44:24Don't tell me. Sasha is going to boarding school.

0:44:26 > 0:44:27That was a joke.

0:44:28 > 0:44:32You're going to take me to an all-inclusive in Cancun?

0:44:32 > 0:44:35I've been given the official go-ahead for my project.

0:44:37 > 0:44:41Of course. Thanks to yours truly. Ooh!

0:44:41 > 0:44:42Well done, babe!

0:44:44 > 0:44:47How about you lend me £500 to get Eva Braun off my back?

0:44:49 > 0:44:51I didn't think so.

0:44:51 > 0:44:54So come on, let's open up the bubbly.

0:44:54 > 0:44:56I've got five Polish coming in at three.

0:44:56 > 0:44:57Is that it?

0:44:59 > 0:45:00What?

0:45:00 > 0:45:03- Look, I've done my bit, Rocky, it's down to you.- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:45:03 > 0:45:06But a little bit of support wouldn't go amiss.

0:45:06 > 0:45:09- I DO support you. - When it suits you.

0:45:09 > 0:45:10HE SCOFFS

0:45:10 > 0:45:12What?

0:45:12 > 0:45:14What are you talking about?

0:45:16 > 0:45:17Oh, Ray!

0:45:19 > 0:45:21All right, how about I put on some boxing gloves?

0:45:21 > 0:45:22Then we can work up a sweat.

0:45:24 > 0:45:26Yeah?

0:45:25 > 0:45:26DOOR SLAMS

0:45:30 > 0:45:32- He's not here yet, you know? - Who?

0:45:32 > 0:45:34Abi's new boyfriend.

0:45:34 > 0:45:37- I reckon it's some geek from school. - Yeah, well I don't care who it is.

0:45:37 > 0:45:39Anything's an improvement on the last one.

0:45:39 > 0:45:41- Want a drink, Whit?- Oh, yeah.

0:45:41 > 0:45:43Right, come on then, give me the low-down.

0:45:43 > 0:45:46- Who's the first to kick off? - My dad.

0:45:46 > 0:45:48Usually followed by Uncle Jack.

0:45:48 > 0:45:50Oh and just for the record...

0:45:50 > 0:45:53If you're planning on sitting down for Christmas Day,

0:45:53 > 0:45:55I'd avoid putting on a DVD.

0:45:55 > 0:45:56Long story.

0:45:56 > 0:45:57DOORBELL RINGS

0:45:57 > 0:45:58Babe, it's all right, I'll go.

0:46:01 > 0:46:03You all right, Del? You all right, Alice?

0:46:03 > 0:46:06- How are you feeling, babe? - It's just a bruise, I'm fine.

0:46:06 > 0:46:09Well, she's lucky she never wound up in the mortuary.

0:46:09 > 0:46:11Go on, go through.

0:46:11 > 0:46:13Oh, Del, I've got something for you.

0:46:13 > 0:46:15It's from Tanya.

0:46:15 > 0:46:17Oh, very nice.

0:46:17 > 0:46:20You know what women are like. Can never admit they're wrong.

0:46:20 > 0:46:23- Think it's her way of making it up to you.- You know me, Max.

0:46:23 > 0:46:24Never one to bear a grudge.

0:46:24 > 0:46:26So let's just enjoy the day, shall we?

0:46:26 > 0:46:28Yeah, I'll be on my best behaviour.

0:46:32 > 0:46:33What's he doing here?

0:46:33 > 0:46:36Well, seeing as you've had the good grace to apologise,

0:46:36 > 0:46:38we shall say no more about it, Tanya.

0:46:38 > 0:46:41Apologise about what? What's he on about?

0:46:41 > 0:46:43- Where's the birthday girl? - She's just coming.

0:46:45 > 0:46:47Oh, look at you.

0:46:47 > 0:46:49You look an absolute knockout, Abs.

0:46:49 > 0:46:51Chip off the old block.

0:46:51 > 0:46:56- I bet you broke a few hearts in your day, eh, Cora?- I had my moments.

0:46:56 > 0:46:57Here Jack, Jack...

0:46:57 > 0:47:00I phoned your lot three times today

0:47:00 > 0:47:01and they still haven't got back to me.

0:47:01 > 0:47:04- Do you think I should go down there? - I wouldn't bother.

0:47:04 > 0:47:06What's that supposed to mean?

0:47:06 > 0:47:08It's just the police are so overloaded these days.

0:47:08 > 0:47:11- Excuse me, who's talking to you? - Derek, she's right.

0:47:11 > 0:47:14- Muggings are ten a penny in this city.- What am I supposed to do then?

0:47:14 > 0:47:16Just sit back whilst my daughter's been violated?

0:47:16 > 0:47:19Hopefully in a few weeks' time Alice will have forgotten all about it.

0:47:19 > 0:47:22- She's really starting to get on my nerves.- I beg your pardon?- Derek...

0:47:22 > 0:47:25- I'm trying to talk here. Do you mind? - Oi.- It's all right, Jack.

0:47:25 > 0:47:28- I can handle myself.- Oh, can you? - Yeah.- Well, this is family business.

0:47:28 > 0:47:30Would you mind keeping that shut, please?

0:47:30 > 0:47:32Oi, Derek! Do you want to just play nicely?

0:47:34 > 0:47:35Top up?

0:47:35 > 0:47:38Remind me, Sharon, where do you stand on the '80s?

0:47:38 > 0:47:40Bad perms and tragic jumpers mainly.

0:47:40 > 0:47:42Forget it, Tan.

0:47:42 > 0:47:44- You're not going to turn her into Jane.- Come to think of it.

0:47:44 > 0:47:46You don't have any more Bananarama have you?

0:47:46 > 0:47:49Have I got any more Bananarama(?) Do you hear that, Max?

0:47:49 > 0:47:51She only wants to know if I've got more Bananarama.

0:47:51 > 0:47:53DOORBELL RINGS

0:47:53 > 0:47:55- I'll get it.- Is that him, Abs? - It could be.

0:47:58 > 0:48:00MUSIC: "Love In The Third Degree" by Bananarama

0:48:00 > 0:48:03For anyone who doesn't know, this is my boyfriend...

0:48:03 > 0:48:05Jay.

0:48:18 > 0:48:19Well, that's a first.

0:48:19 > 0:48:22Asking for a return before I've even made the investment.

0:48:22 > 0:48:23I can't thank you enough.

0:48:23 > 0:48:26I don't make a habit of lending money to strangers, you know.

0:48:26 > 0:48:27It's just as well I like you.

0:48:28 > 0:48:31- Cheers. - So that's twice in one week.

0:48:31 > 0:48:33Does that mean we're officially dating?

0:48:34 > 0:48:36Listen, you have to go.

0:48:36 > 0:48:38- I come all this way and I don't get a drink?- Next time, yeah?

0:48:38 > 0:48:40- Well, when will I see you? - Not here.

0:48:40 > 0:48:43Listen, we're business partners now.

0:48:43 > 0:48:45You're stuck with me.

0:48:45 > 0:48:48I'll call you, yeah?

0:48:49 > 0:48:51Who was that?

0:48:51 > 0:48:54Oh, he works for the caterer. Told you I'd get things sorted, didn't I?

0:48:55 > 0:48:57You coming?

0:49:01 > 0:49:03Did you see my mum's face?

0:49:03 > 0:49:05My heart's still racing, you know.

0:49:07 > 0:49:09Do you think we should go back in?

0:49:12 > 0:49:13There's no rush, is there?

0:49:21 > 0:49:23Nice one, Abs.

0:49:23 > 0:49:25Lola...

0:49:27 > 0:49:28I'm so sorry if, you know,

0:49:28 > 0:49:31the makeover did have anything to do with what happened.

0:49:31 > 0:49:33Oh, don't be silly, it was my bag he was after.

0:49:33 > 0:49:36- You were lucky Ray was there, weren't you?- He was amazing.

0:49:36 > 0:49:39Yeah? Your knight in shining armour?

0:49:39 > 0:49:41Yeah, I never really got to say thank you properly.

0:49:41 > 0:49:43You should, go and find him.

0:49:43 > 0:49:46What, now?

0:49:46 > 0:49:47Yeah, if you want.

0:49:47 > 0:49:48CONVERSATION INAUDIBLE

0:49:48 > 0:49:50Don't worry about your dad.

0:49:50 > 0:49:53Tell you what, why don't you give him this?

0:49:53 > 0:49:54I think he'd appreciate it.

0:49:54 > 0:49:57- Thank you. - It's all right.

0:49:57 > 0:50:00Quite easy on the eye, isn't he?

0:50:00 > 0:50:01- I hadn't noticed.- No?

0:50:01 > 0:50:03MUSIC: "Scream" by Usher

0:50:03 > 0:50:06# Get on your back # If you want to scream, yeah... #

0:50:06 > 0:50:09- If it wasn't your birthday, he'd be out on his ear.- Hmm.

0:50:09 > 0:50:11# I'll take you there

0:50:11 > 0:50:13# Get you going like a... #

0:50:16 > 0:50:18Let me help you.

0:50:18 > 0:50:20No, I can manage, thanks.

0:50:20 > 0:50:21How's...

0:50:21 > 0:50:22How's Anthony?

0:50:24 > 0:50:26Tyler, you mean.

0:50:26 > 0:50:28Oh, yeah. Same difference I suppose.

0:50:28 > 0:50:31Either way he's punching above his weight, isn't he?

0:50:32 > 0:50:35- Is that right? - Yeah.

0:50:35 > 0:50:37Trust me, babes, it's only a matter of time

0:50:37 > 0:50:39before something better comes along.

0:50:39 > 0:50:41- Like you, you mean? - You said it, not me.

0:50:41 > 0:50:43You're so full of yourself.

0:50:45 > 0:50:47Why did you...?

0:50:50 > 0:50:52- Why did you do that? - Because I could.

0:50:56 > 0:50:58Look at him standing there disrespecting you.

0:50:58 > 0:51:01He's all right, Del. A good kid at heart.

0:51:01 > 0:51:05- He's an accessory to murder! - Have you got something to say to us?

0:51:05 > 0:51:07No, Derek's just wondering how Lola's getting on, that's all.

0:51:07 > 0:51:10Well, she's lost her baby. How do you think she's getting on?

0:51:10 > 0:51:12Yeah, nasty business.

0:51:12 > 0:51:16Least that little girl's got someone who can look after her properly now.

0:51:16 > 0:51:18My daughter was right.

0:51:18 > 0:51:20You don't know when to shut your mouth, do you?

0:51:20 > 0:51:24Tell you what, how about a toast, eh? To the birthday girl.

0:51:25 > 0:51:28Hold on a minute, hold on a minute, where's Alice?

0:51:38 > 0:51:41I came to say thank you...

0:51:41 > 0:51:43for helping me yesterday.

0:51:45 > 0:51:47Was there something else?

0:51:47 > 0:51:49It got me thinking.

0:51:49 > 0:51:52Maybe you could teach me some self-defence?

0:51:52 > 0:51:54Stop my dad and brother worrying so much.

0:51:54 > 0:51:57What, you really think I've got time to start training you

0:51:57 > 0:51:58on top of everything else?

0:51:58 > 0:52:00RAY SCOFFS

0:52:00 > 0:52:01Sorry.

0:52:05 > 0:52:06Alice!

0:52:09 > 0:52:1112 o'clock sharp tomorrow, all right?

0:52:22 > 0:52:23Did you get the money?

0:52:23 > 0:52:25- I told you I would, didn't I? - Yes, yes, yes.

0:52:27 > 0:52:29Zainab?

0:52:29 > 0:52:31Not a word to your father.

0:52:31 > 0:52:32In here.

0:52:34 > 0:52:36- Well, how did you get on at the bank? - See for yourself.

0:52:38 > 0:52:40Yeah!

0:52:40 > 0:52:42We can give it to him next week.

0:52:42 > 0:52:44Let Syed choose where he wants to go. You know what?

0:52:44 > 0:52:46I have got a good feeling about this wedding.

0:52:46 > 0:52:49- Let's not tempt fate. - No, I mean it.

0:52:49 > 0:52:52Syed's doing wonders at the Argee Bhajee and as for Tam...

0:52:53 > 0:52:55Well, he'll find his own calling.

0:52:55 > 0:52:57And what about us?

0:52:58 > 0:53:00I feel like I've got my wife back.

0:53:00 > 0:53:03- I haven't been anywhere. - You know what I mean.

0:53:03 > 0:53:06There's been a great, big cloud hanging over this family.

0:53:06 > 0:53:08But not any more.

0:53:08 > 0:53:11- No, this is our time.- Yeah.

0:53:14 > 0:53:15# You would still have me

0:53:15 > 0:53:17# We'll work together, you'll see... #

0:53:17 > 0:53:20- So, enjoying your birthday?- Why has it always got to be about them?

0:53:20 > 0:53:22I know and they think we've got problems(!)

0:53:22 > 0:53:24DOOR SLAMS

0:53:24 > 0:53:26- Any sign of Alice? - What's it got to do with you?

0:53:26 > 0:53:29- Oi! Don't talk to her like that. - Everybody just calm down.

0:53:29 > 0:53:31If anything's happened to that little girl...

0:53:31 > 0:53:33Don't you think you're overreacting a bit?

0:53:33 > 0:53:34At last, someone's speaking some sense.

0:53:34 > 0:53:36She's probably gone to see a couple of mates.

0:53:36 > 0:53:39- I thought I told you to button it. - Derek, I said that's enough.

0:53:39 > 0:53:42Jack, it's all right. I've taken on bigger bullies than him in me time.

0:53:42 > 0:53:45- Have you?- Yeah.- You want to watch this one, Jack.

0:53:45 > 0:53:46She ain't had a lot of luck with fellas.

0:53:46 > 0:53:48Stick around long enough and you might end up

0:53:48 > 0:53:51with a knife in your back like poor little Dennis' old man.

0:53:51 > 0:53:54Oi!

0:53:54 > 0:53:57I thought it was common knowledge that his old man got murdered.

0:53:58 > 0:54:00- See what you done? - Denny?

0:54:00 > 0:54:03- Sharon? - Just stay away from us.

0:54:03 > 0:54:05Just when I think you couldn't stoop any lower,

0:54:05 > 0:54:06you go and pull a stunt like that.

0:54:06 > 0:54:09Well I didn't know the little fella was standing there, did I?

0:54:09 > 0:54:12- Get him out of my house.- It's all right, he didn't mean any harm.

0:54:12 > 0:54:14I'm sick of this. Why will you never stand up for me?

0:54:16 > 0:54:19Fine! I'll do it myself, shall I?

0:54:19 > 0:54:22YOU stay away from me and my family. Do I make myself clear?

0:54:23 > 0:54:24Go on, you heard her.

0:54:27 > 0:54:30Big mistake, Tanya.

0:54:30 > 0:54:31Big mistake.

0:54:32 > 0:54:34SIREN BLARES

0:54:37 > 0:54:39DOOR SLAMS

0:54:39 > 0:54:41MUSIC: "Please, Please Let Me" by The Smiths

0:54:41 > 0:54:44- You look comfy. - I am as it happens.

0:54:46 > 0:54:48Don't you want to know what I've been up to today?

0:54:49 > 0:54:52- Not really, no. - Been on the blower to Trish.

0:54:55 > 0:54:56Lexi is coming for a visit tomorrow.

0:54:58 > 0:55:00- What?- It's only three hours. But it's a start, isn't it?

0:55:00 > 0:55:02Come here!

0:55:02 > 0:55:03BANGING ON FRONTDOOR

0:55:03 > 0:55:04All right, all right, I'm coming!

0:55:06 > 0:55:08SHE LAUGHS

0:55:12 > 0:55:14- Now's not a good time, Phil. - Is Lola there?

0:55:15 > 0:55:16What do you want?

0:55:16 > 0:55:18I'll help you get Lexi back.

0:55:18 > 0:55:20But we do it on my terms.

0:55:22 > 0:55:24What's it to be?

0:55:28 > 0:55:29We don't need your help, Phil.

0:55:31 > 0:55:32This is my family.

0:55:34 > 0:55:35We do it my way.

0:55:37 > 0:55:40SIREN BLARES

0:55:52 > 0:55:56Sharon. It's me...again.

0:56:00 > 0:56:01Denny!

0:56:09 > 0:56:11Hiya. Right, what you having?

0:56:11 > 0:56:12I ain't hungry.

0:56:12 > 0:56:15- Oh, come on, Lo, my shout. - I know what you're trying to do.

0:56:15 > 0:56:17You're trying to prove that everything's different,

0:56:17 > 0:56:19but it's going to take more than a bacon roll.

0:56:19 > 0:56:23Abi. She must have a guilty conscience.

0:56:23 > 0:56:28- Oi.- Look, what difference does it make if Jay and Abi are together?

0:56:28 > 0:56:32They're still your mates. Only thing that matters now is Lexi.

0:56:32 > 0:56:36- And you don't think I know that? - Look, I know you're a great mum...

0:56:36 > 0:56:38Yeah, but just saying it don't make it true.

0:56:38 > 0:56:41You ARE a great mum, but I can't prove it unless you help me.

0:56:41 > 0:56:44They're never going to see me as anything more than a care home kid

0:56:44 > 0:56:47that can't look after her baby or stop getting into trouble.

0:56:47 > 0:56:51We've got this visit this afternoon, yeah? Supervised. Three hours long.

0:56:51 > 0:56:54Well, over that three hours, me and you are going to prove to anyone

0:56:54 > 0:56:56and everyone that Lexi belongs with you.

0:56:59 > 0:57:02We ain't got no choice, Lo. We got to play them at their own game.

0:57:02 > 0:57:05- Yeah, well, that sounds impossible. - It's not.

0:57:05 > 0:57:08We can do this if we just stick to the rules.

0:57:09 > 0:57:12So come on, eh... Stick to the rules.

0:57:14 > 0:57:16Stick to the rules.

0:57:18 > 0:57:22Marie, bacon roll, lots of ketchup.

0:57:22 > 0:57:23Do you know, Sharon's still not answering?

0:57:23 > 0:57:26Morning. You all right?

0:57:27 > 0:57:29She's not talking to you.

0:57:29 > 0:57:31Yeah, and I'm not surprised. Derek threatened her, Dad.

0:57:31 > 0:57:33What's going to happen, Mum?

0:57:33 > 0:57:35Nothing. It'll blow over.

0:57:35 > 0:57:37This is Derek we're talking about.

0:57:37 > 0:57:40He's not just going to let you embarrass him in front of everyone, is he?

0:57:40 > 0:57:42- Don't go to work.- What's wrong with you two? This ain't the Sopranos!

0:57:42 > 0:57:44Well, I'm glad I got to say my piece.

0:57:44 > 0:57:47Someone's got to stick up for this family, haven't they?

0:57:51 > 0:57:55- I'm off. See you.- Uh! Before you go, you come here, you.

0:57:57 > 0:57:59Don't you ever go off without telling me

0:57:59 > 0:58:01where you're going again, young lady, do you hear me?

0:58:01 > 0:58:04I want to be kept in the loop, as to your movements at all time,

0:58:04 > 0:58:05especially in the evening.

0:58:05 > 0:58:08Sorry, I was knackered. I had an early night.

0:58:08 > 0:58:09Well, I wasn't to know that, was I?

0:58:09 > 0:58:12I mean, you can't just go walkabout in the middle of a party, can you?

0:58:12 > 0:58:14I just went to thank Ray.

0:58:14 > 0:58:16Well, why didn't you say that?

0:58:16 > 0:58:17I mean, you caused a lot of bother, Alice.

0:58:17 > 0:58:20It was just a spur of the moment...Tanya's idea.

0:58:21 > 0:58:23Oh, I see.

0:58:23 > 0:58:28Look, Dad, I know you want to make up for 18 years' worth of worry,

0:58:28 > 0:58:29but you've got to relax.

0:58:29 > 0:58:31Nothing's going to happen to me.

0:58:31 > 0:58:35I've even got a self-defence class later.

0:58:35 > 0:58:39Who with? Why didn't you come and speak to me about that?

0:58:39 > 0:58:42I mean, I could have shown you how to look after your...

0:58:42 > 0:58:46What did he mean? Why did he say that about Dad?

0:58:46 > 0:58:48- Not now, Denny. - But I want to know!

0:58:48 > 0:58:50If you'd come downstairs when I called you,

0:58:50 > 0:58:52I'd have had time to explain, wouldn't I?

0:58:52 > 0:58:54Was Dad stabbed?

0:58:54 > 0:58:59For the last time, Denny, forget about that man. He's a liar. OK?

0:58:59 > 0:59:02Sharon.

0:59:02 > 0:59:06- I'm late.- Listen, can I see you later? I'm worried about you.

0:59:06 > 0:59:07I said, I'm late.

0:59:07 > 0:59:09But what did that man mean?

0:59:09 > 0:59:11Was it a knife that Dad was stabbed with?

0:59:13 > 0:59:16Tell your boss to drop his prices or we'll go somewhere else.

0:59:19 > 0:59:21I liked you in that suit.

0:59:21 > 0:59:23I suppose I could get used to seeing you in this.

0:59:25 > 0:59:27Suppose you're way too busy to help me out?

0:59:27 > 0:59:29Wouldn't want to get sweaty before a meeting.

0:59:29 > 0:59:33- You don't like dirty work, then? - Depends who it's with.

0:59:35 > 0:59:39You seem to have a lot business round here, lately.

0:59:39 > 0:59:41Well, when my investment comes through, I'll be able to

0:59:41 > 0:59:43afford to pay someone else to do all this.

0:59:43 > 0:59:45Shame. Won't be as nice a view.

0:59:48 > 0:59:50You know when Lexi comes round, I thought I could put all her

0:59:50 > 0:59:53toys on the sofa, so it's like Christmas or something.

0:59:53 > 0:59:55- What do you reckon? - I reckon that's a good idea.

0:59:55 > 0:59:59This your action plan is it, Billy? Big breakfasts?

1:00:01 > 1:00:04Listen, Phil, we ain't going to be bullied here.

1:00:04 > 1:00:07- When he lets you down, yeah... - You'll have a long wait.

1:00:14 > 1:00:16Oi, don't listen to him. He's just jealous, ain't he?

1:00:16 > 1:00:18He knows all I need is my Pops, right?

1:00:18 > 1:00:20Yeah.

1:00:20 > 1:00:22- You all right, Bill? - You all right, Max?

1:00:22 > 1:00:25Max, take a pew.

1:00:32 > 1:00:35I was beginning to think I was disowned.

1:00:35 > 1:00:38It's all right. I'm not a man who bears a grudge.

1:00:38 > 1:00:41I'll admit I was a bit out of sorts after some of the things

1:00:41 > 1:00:43that your missus said to me last night.

1:00:43 > 1:00:45Being turfed out of a family event like that.

1:00:45 > 1:00:49Still, at least I know I've got you in my corner, eh?

1:00:50 > 1:00:53Del, how am I supposed to defend you, eh?

1:00:53 > 1:00:55After what you done last night? You know, you upset everyone.

1:00:55 > 1:00:58- You threatened Tanya... - By calling a spade a spade?

1:00:58 > 1:00:59I'm backing her on this one, so...

1:01:01 > 1:01:05You know, when you first brought Tanya round for Sunday lunch,

1:01:05 > 1:01:08she didn't eat the fat on her lamb.

1:01:08 > 1:01:10Do you know what Mother said to me afterwards?

1:01:10 > 1:01:12After you took her home?

1:01:12 > 1:01:13She said, "High maintenance."

1:01:15 > 1:01:17She said to me, "Derek, watch her.

1:01:17 > 1:01:21"Any girl that far up herself will cause wars in a family like this."

1:01:21 > 1:01:23Well, thanks for that, Derek.

1:01:23 > 1:01:25So the gloves are off now, ain't they?

1:01:25 > 1:01:27Your mouthy missus has made it perfectly clear

1:01:27 > 1:01:28what she thinks of me.

1:01:30 > 1:01:33Maybe it's time that she learnt a few home truths about her old man.

1:01:38 > 1:01:39Del...

1:01:39 > 1:01:40All right, sweetheart?

1:01:41 > 1:01:45Put me through to Jimmie, will you? Phil Mitchell.

1:01:45 > 1:01:47Never mind what I want, just put me through to Jimmie - now!

1:01:51 > 1:01:53# You know you like it but it drives you insane

1:01:53 > 1:01:56# You know you like it but it drives you insane

1:01:56 > 1:01:58# You know you want it but you're scared of the shame

1:01:58 > 1:02:01# What you want what you going to do

1:02:01 > 1:02:03# You know you like it but it drives you... #

1:02:14 > 1:02:17That's your contract. Signed, sealed...

1:02:17 > 1:02:18Delivered.

1:02:20 > 1:02:21You property hunting?

1:02:21 > 1:02:24Yeah, I was looking at some penthouses not far from here.

1:02:24 > 1:02:27There's always opportunities. You've just got to know where to look.

1:02:27 > 1:02:30I might have to pick your brains sometime. Nothing like a bit of local knowledge.

1:02:30 > 1:02:33- Sure. If you're interested. - I'm very interested.

1:02:35 > 1:02:36PHONE RINGS

1:02:37 > 1:02:39I'll leave you to it.

1:02:41 > 1:02:44Christian. Whoa. Whoa. Calm down.

1:02:46 > 1:02:47DOOR BUZZER

1:02:52 > 1:02:53DOOR BUZZER AGAIN

1:02:58 > 1:02:59DOOR BUZZER AGAIN

1:03:02 > 1:03:03DOOR BUZZER AGAIN

1:03:08 > 1:03:09Come on!

1:03:15 > 1:03:16DOOR BUZZER AGAIN

1:03:27 > 1:03:28DOOR BUZZER AGAIN

1:03:55 > 1:03:57Oh what, you proud of yourself, are you?

1:03:57 > 1:03:59I slept like a log, thank you very much.

1:03:59 > 1:04:02Oh, I stopped you getting your leg over. You're upset. I get it.

1:04:02 > 1:04:05No. You don't get it, cos you never do.

1:04:05 > 1:04:08It's called looking out for family, Jack. A rare thing these days.

1:04:08 > 1:04:10- But don't worry, I've got your back. - You know what?

1:04:10 > 1:04:13The truth is you can't stand seeing anyone else happy, can you?

1:04:26 > 1:04:28How could you have forgotten to send out the invitations?!

1:04:28 > 1:04:30It wasn't intentional.

1:04:30 > 1:04:32Babe, they were supposed to have been sent out weeks ago.

1:04:32 > 1:04:34I fail to see how having a go at me is going to speed things up.

1:04:34 > 1:04:36You trying to tell me something? Is that it?

1:04:36 > 1:04:38Don't be stupid.

1:04:38 > 1:04:39DOOR BUZZER

1:04:39 > 1:04:42Look, I hold my hands up - I've been distracted with the business.

1:04:42 > 1:04:45I have, and I'm sorry.

1:04:46 > 1:04:48- Hello.- Hey.

1:04:48 > 1:04:52I have an appointment for you both. Five o'clock. It is a surprise.

1:04:52 > 1:04:54Zainab, I'm really not in the mood.

1:04:54 > 1:04:56I've just found out that Sy...

1:04:56 > 1:04:59that somehow the invitations haven't been sent out.

1:04:59 > 1:05:00I didn't do it on purpose.

1:05:02 > 1:05:05OK, never mind. Come to mine, I'll help you get them out. Come on.

1:05:12 > 1:05:14That buzzer's been driving me mad.

1:05:14 > 1:05:16I wasn't sure if you were going to let me in.

1:05:16 > 1:05:19- Yeah, well, if I'd known... - I've been so worried about you.

1:05:19 > 1:05:21With you not answering any of my calls...

1:05:21 > 1:05:24Yeah, I dropped my phone in the bath.

1:05:24 > 1:05:26Right.

1:05:26 > 1:05:29Look, I'm going to take Oscar swimming after school.

1:05:29 > 1:05:31Do you want me to take Dennis as well?

1:05:31 > 1:05:33- I've got to get on, Tanya, OK? - Sharon...

1:05:33 > 1:05:34We are still mates, ain't we?

1:05:34 > 1:05:37- You've got to believe me, I never told Derek...- Oh, save it.

1:05:37 > 1:05:40Look, I don't how he found out. The man's poison.

1:05:40 > 1:05:42I swear, I never told him - I never told anyone.

1:05:42 > 1:05:45I never spread stuff. Not stuff like that, I wouldn't...

1:05:46 > 1:05:48Sharon...

1:05:48 > 1:05:52I've always prided myself on being a trustworthy friend.

1:05:53 > 1:05:56Me and my mate Jane, we used to put the world to rights,

1:05:56 > 1:05:59the stuff she's told me I swear I'll take it to the grave.

1:05:59 > 1:06:02Jane's stuff weren't half as bad as the things you...

1:06:02 > 1:06:04I'm making things worse, aren't I?

1:06:04 > 1:06:09Look, you do believe me, don't you, Sharon?

1:06:09 > 1:06:12I don't know who to believe, Tanya.

1:06:12 > 1:06:13All I know is I've got a little boy

1:06:13 > 1:06:15who doesn't know if he's coming or going...

1:06:15 > 1:06:17Well, then let me take him swimming.

1:06:17 > 1:06:19Please, let me do something nice for the two of you.

1:06:19 > 1:06:23- You know, after the shock he's had. I can take his mind...- All right.

1:06:23 > 1:06:25His costume's at the school, OK?

1:06:25 > 1:06:29Great. Well, maybe I'll give him his dinner an' all.

1:06:29 > 1:06:31And then we can put them in front of a DVD,

1:06:31 > 1:06:33- maybe open a bottle of wine... - No, you're all right.

1:06:33 > 1:06:36I'll pick him up and give him his tea.

1:06:38 > 1:06:41Sure. Whatever suits you.

1:07:13 > 1:07:16Hello. Lexi, it's Mum.

1:07:19 > 1:07:23We are just going round and round in circles.

1:07:23 > 1:07:25OK, what about my earlier suggestion?

1:07:25 > 1:07:27We cannot write on the invitation.

1:07:27 > 1:07:29'Partners permitted, only if happily married!'

1:07:29 > 1:07:31- Why not? - Because it's ridiculous!

1:07:31 > 1:07:33I agree with Christian.

1:07:33 > 1:07:35All right fine, only on AJ's then.

1:07:35 > 1:07:38This isn't exactly getting me in the marital mood, you know.

1:07:38 > 1:07:39Why don't we go down to the Argee Bhajee

1:07:39 > 1:07:41and get some inspiration from the venue?

1:07:42 > 1:07:45Sy, are we boring you?

1:07:45 > 1:07:47Course not. Sorry.

1:07:47 > 1:07:48Argee?

1:07:48 > 1:07:51Not until we have discussed the dress code.

1:07:51 > 1:07:53We have already decided we do not need a dress code.

1:07:53 > 1:07:58Well, I suggest smart-casual. In order to discourage the...

1:07:58 > 1:07:59flamboyant.

1:07:59 > 1:08:01We've got gay friends. What do you expect them to do,

1:08:01 > 1:08:03sit there and act like it's a funeral?

1:08:03 > 1:08:07Do you know what? I'm just going to leave all of this to you lot.

1:08:07 > 1:08:11Because this - it has got absolutely nothing to do with me.

1:08:11 > 1:08:13- Oh, come on.- No. Christian, this is all about you.

1:08:13 > 1:08:17No, it isn't. How am I ever going to be a part of this family?

1:08:19 > 1:08:21Syed. Go after him.

1:08:21 > 1:08:22Syed!

1:08:22 > 1:08:24Give him some space.

1:08:28 > 1:08:31Can't you just have a word with him? He's your brother an' all.

1:08:31 > 1:08:34Oh, sorry mate. Listen, I can't be held responsible if I bump into him

1:08:34 > 1:08:35again today, all right?

1:08:35 > 1:08:38If it's any consolation, Sharon ain't talking to me either.

1:08:38 > 1:08:40It'll be all right. She'll come round.

1:08:40 > 1:08:42- She ain't answering my calls. - Well, go and talk to her.

1:08:42 > 1:08:45- I've tried. She don't want to know. - So that's it? Just go round there.

1:08:45 > 1:08:47You know where she'll be, she'll be in her office...

1:08:47 > 1:08:49It ain't that easy, Max, is it?

1:08:49 > 1:08:52So you're just going to give up. When have you ever done that?

1:08:54 > 1:08:57- I'll see you later.- See you later.

1:09:07 > 1:09:11Tan, it's me. Look, I know you don't want to talk to me but just...

1:09:11 > 1:09:13but just be careful, will you?

1:09:13 > 1:09:16Just make sure you ain't in the salon on your own, all right?

1:09:16 > 1:09:19Tan, whatever you do, just stay away from Derek, will you?

1:09:19 > 1:09:20Please.

1:09:22 > 1:09:25Max? Why should Tanya stay away from my dad?

1:09:28 > 1:09:29You all right?

1:09:29 > 1:09:32Just needed to see a friendly face.

1:09:32 > 1:09:35Thanks to Derek Branning, everyone knows about the stabbing.

1:09:35 > 1:09:37Surprised it didn't come out sooner.

1:09:37 > 1:09:39Oh, thanks, Phil, I knew you'd understand.

1:09:39 > 1:09:42I think it's better Dennis knowing the truth.

1:09:42 > 1:09:45I can't believe I came round here for a bit of tea and sympathy.

1:09:45 > 1:09:47Well, I'm sorry. But I ain't got time for either, you know.

1:09:47 > 1:09:50Well, you know, you're the one who didn't want me

1:09:50 > 1:09:51to spend time with you and your son.

1:09:51 > 1:09:54Now, suddenly, I'm a shoulder to cry on. Well, I can't, I ain't got time.

1:09:54 > 1:09:56I'm going to see my brief, Jimmie.

1:09:56 > 1:09:58He's going to give me some advice about Lexi.

1:09:59 > 1:10:03Well, you were the one that said, "Fight for her", so I'm fighting for her.

1:10:03 > 1:10:05Here they are. Right, I'm going to have to chuck you out.

1:10:05 > 1:10:09You're going to have to find somewhere else to be spaced out.

1:10:12 > 1:10:13Cheers, mate.

1:10:26 > 1:10:28He said that, in front of Sharon's son?

1:10:29 > 1:10:32Babe, the last thing I want to do is upset you.

1:10:32 > 1:10:35He said that in front of Dennis and he hasn't apologised?

1:10:35 > 1:10:38No, he thinks we owe him an apology for chucking him out.

1:10:38 > 1:10:41- Everything all right? - No, it's not. But it will be.

1:10:51 > 1:10:53PILLS RATTLE IN BOTTLE

1:10:54 > 1:10:55You looking for these?

1:10:59 > 1:11:01Hello.

1:11:01 > 1:11:04This thing I've booked at five o'clock...

1:11:05 > 1:11:08- Look, Zai... - It is your wedding present from me.

1:11:08 > 1:11:10Will you come and see what it is?

1:11:13 > 1:11:14Please?

1:11:16 > 1:11:17OK.

1:11:23 > 1:11:25I lost the key.

1:11:27 > 1:11:30- You ain't been taking my calls. - I don't owe you anything.

1:11:30 > 1:11:32I knew there was a reason why you were knocking me back.

1:11:32 > 1:11:35Has it ever occurred to you that I'm just not interested, Jack?

1:11:35 > 1:11:36No, it ain't.

1:11:37 > 1:11:38We can go to mine.

1:11:43 > 1:11:45Kettle's boiled. Trish?

1:11:45 > 1:11:47White please. No sugar.

1:11:49 > 1:11:51Cup of tea, Lo?

1:12:07 > 1:12:08Hello, angel.

1:12:11 > 1:12:12Here you are.

1:12:14 > 1:12:20After Dennis died, I didn't know what to do with myself.

1:12:20 > 1:12:23I didn't know how to survive that sort of pain.

1:12:23 > 1:12:29I've never known anything like it...so I went to America.

1:12:29 > 1:12:32I thought a new country would change things.

1:12:32 > 1:12:34But, in the end, I went to see a doctor...

1:12:34 > 1:12:39He wrote a prescription. Pills - he said they'd help.

1:12:39 > 1:12:40And did they?

1:12:41 > 1:12:44Yeah, they numbed the pain for a while.

1:12:44 > 1:12:45But then it'd come back worse.

1:12:48 > 1:12:51- And that's it. No more to tell. - No?

1:12:51 > 1:12:54No. No, I got off 'em.

1:12:55 > 1:12:58Well, it was hard, it was really hard, but I did it.

1:13:00 > 1:13:01So, why did you keep these?

1:13:03 > 1:13:06Seriously, Jack, I don't need them. Wash 'em away, if you want.

1:13:06 > 1:13:09Me? Not for me to do, is it?

1:13:13 > 1:13:14Fine.

1:13:29 > 1:13:31Well, all gone.

1:13:34 > 1:13:36Show me your hand then.

1:13:48 > 1:13:50Blousy women - you can't even talk to them!

1:13:50 > 1:13:53Dad, you gotta stop taking chunks out of people because you don't like what's happened.

1:13:53 > 1:13:56What you said to Sharon was disgusting,

1:13:56 > 1:13:58- and in front of a little boy. - Well, that was unfortunate.

1:13:58 > 1:14:01And as for threatening Tanya and blaming her for what happened...

1:14:01 > 1:14:04It was her who got you dressed up like a dog's dinner, wasn't it!

1:14:04 > 1:14:07Excuse me?! How dare you! I wasn't attacked for the way I looked!

1:14:07 > 1:14:09It was because of what I'd just put in my bag -

1:14:09 > 1:14:11that expensive phone you got me!

1:14:11 > 1:14:12You.

1:14:12 > 1:14:14Now, if there's anything decent about you at all,

1:14:14 > 1:14:18anything, then you know what you have to do. You'll apologise -

1:14:18 > 1:14:19to everyone!

1:14:23 > 1:14:26- I'm not judging you. - Yeah, course you're not.- Sharon.

1:14:26 > 1:14:29Look, you're not the only person to get addicted to something...

1:14:29 > 1:14:31I'm not addicted! Jack, I'm not.

1:14:31 > 1:14:34- I haven't taken one in years. - Yeah? Why you keeping them then?

1:14:34 > 1:14:37I don't know what I've done to deserve all this attention.

1:14:37 > 1:14:40Sharon, why are you keeping 'em? Just tell me!

1:14:40 > 1:14:42Because every morning I wake up wondering

1:14:42 > 1:14:44if I've got the strength to get through the day, all right?

1:14:48 > 1:14:51Look, I go to meetings...

1:14:51 > 1:14:54Sometimes they help but... You saw the office today. I nearly...

1:14:54 > 1:14:56Yeah, but you didn't, did you?

1:14:56 > 1:14:59Sharon, I know you think you're weak but you're not, all right.

1:14:59 > 1:15:03You're amazingly strong, and you're a good mother.

1:15:03 > 1:15:05All them things you make up for Dennis,

1:15:05 > 1:15:07you make up to protect him, yeah.

1:15:07 > 1:15:09I always saw that.

1:15:09 > 1:15:11- You knew?- Yeah, course I knew.

1:15:13 > 1:15:14Did you tell Derek?

1:15:14 > 1:15:17No, but secrets like that don't stay secret.

1:15:17 > 1:15:19I owe Tanya an apology.

1:15:19 > 1:15:21Look, all parents make mistakes, Sharon.

1:15:21 > 1:15:26Does a good mother lie, tell her son that his father was a war hero?

1:15:26 > 1:15:29- Does she? Some helicopter pilot? - Yeah, well, look at me, all right.

1:15:29 > 1:15:31D'you think I'm proud of the way things turned out with my kids?

1:15:31 > 1:15:34- Jack, you don't understand... - Yeah, I do understand, all right.

1:15:34 > 1:15:37Cos I know what it's like to lose someone.

1:15:38 > 1:15:41You know, someone perfect - see your life all stretched

1:15:41 > 1:15:45out in front of you - and then you just watch it get snatched away. I know that pain...

1:15:48 > 1:15:50All right. And I know how hard it is to move on.

1:15:52 > 1:15:53I've been there.

1:15:57 > 1:16:00I mean, you might see me down the Vic with some dolly bird,

1:16:00 > 1:16:02but do you think that's really what I want?

1:16:04 > 1:16:05What do you want?

1:16:12 > 1:16:14- Mum.- Just open the top button. - I never...

1:16:14 > 1:16:15- Open it. Open the top button. - No.

1:16:15 > 1:16:18- OK. He's set up.- Masood. You stand on my right. That is your best side.

1:16:18 > 1:16:21- Hang on. That means I've got a bad side?- Yeah.

1:16:21 > 1:16:24- Hey. Woo, jazzy!- Thank you.

1:16:27 > 1:16:29How do I look?

1:16:31 > 1:16:32Perfect.

1:16:32 > 1:16:37Christian, I really hope that this makes you feel part of our family.

1:16:37 > 1:16:41It's a lovely gesture, Zainab, and I'm truly touched.

1:16:41 > 1:16:45Well, it's the least I can do for making my son so happy.

1:16:48 > 1:16:51You know what I've realised? We don't need to have a big wedding.

1:16:51 > 1:16:53It's just a lot of pressure.

1:16:53 > 1:16:55Most of the people I care about are right here in this room.

1:16:55 > 1:16:58Well, people have small weddings.

1:16:58 > 1:17:01Yeah, they do.

1:17:01 > 1:17:03Well, small and intimate works for me.

1:17:03 > 1:17:08Well, we're agreed then, yes? Small and intimate it is.

1:17:08 > 1:17:12Right, come on, let's get out there! Come on, move, move, move.

1:17:19 > 1:17:20You look nice.

1:17:21 > 1:17:24- Where are Oscar and Dennis? - Oh, they're building a den upstairs.

1:17:24 > 1:17:25DOORBELL RINGS

1:17:25 > 1:17:30- Oh, terrific.- Babe, it's all right. I'll go. Get 'em to clear it up.

1:17:30 > 1:17:32She's not going to talk to you.

1:17:34 > 1:17:36What do you want, Del?

1:17:36 > 1:17:38Can he just say his piece, please?

1:17:47 > 1:17:49I'm sorry for hurting Sharon.

1:17:51 > 1:17:53I'm sorry for spoiling Abi's birthday party.

1:17:57 > 1:17:59And I'm sorry for upsetting you, Tanya.

1:17:59 > 1:18:03Right. Is that a sincere apology?

1:18:05 > 1:18:07It is.

1:18:09 > 1:18:10Good.

1:18:10 > 1:18:12Cos I only accept sincere apologies.

1:18:14 > 1:18:16You owe one to Sharon an' all.

1:18:17 > 1:18:18I know.

1:18:20 > 1:18:24I'm over-protective. I know I am.

1:18:24 > 1:18:27And I ain't had much experience of being a dad...

1:18:27 > 1:18:29and I've made a lot of mistakes.

1:18:31 > 1:18:34But mainly what I've learned is that sometimes your love for them...

1:18:36 > 1:18:38Well, it can blind you to everything else.

1:18:41 > 1:18:43Right.

1:18:44 > 1:18:46I'll make us some tea, shall I?

1:18:47 > 1:18:49You want one?

1:18:51 > 1:18:53Yeah. That'll be lovely, cheers.

1:19:04 > 1:19:06Listen, they want more money.

1:19:06 > 1:19:09Del, can you just leave me to sort it out?

1:19:09 > 1:19:11No, no, no. You've got enough on your plate.

1:19:11 > 1:19:13Let me handle it, eh?

1:19:19 > 1:19:22"Here's a little baby. One, two, three.

1:19:22 > 1:19:25"Stands in his cot and what does he see?

1:19:25 > 1:19:28"Peepo! He sees his father,

1:19:28 > 1:19:31"standing on a big brass bed

1:19:31 > 1:19:34- "and then he sees..."- Lo.- "A big..." No tea, ta, Pops. "A big..."

1:19:34 > 1:19:39No, no, no. Darling...time's up.

1:19:40 > 1:19:43- What? No, it can't be. - Yeah...

1:19:43 > 1:19:48Trish gave you the heads up about 15 minutes ago.

1:19:48 > 1:19:51No, that wasn't 15 minutes ago, more like five! Tell her, Pops.

1:19:51 > 1:19:55Look darling, I know... I know this is difficult,

1:19:55 > 1:19:59but we have to do this now...for Lexi.

1:19:59 > 1:20:00Don't.

1:20:00 > 1:20:03I promise you, all right,

1:20:03 > 1:20:06I promise you, I swear to you,

1:20:06 > 1:20:08it's going to get easier, OK?

1:20:08 > 1:20:11Thank you, Lola. There will be another visit soon.

1:20:15 > 1:20:16You got her?

1:20:19 > 1:20:20Be good.

1:20:21 > 1:20:24I promise to get you home soon, yeah?

1:20:28 > 1:20:29Wait.

1:20:32 > 1:20:35- Thanks for bringing her round. - It's all right.

1:20:49 > 1:20:52No, I'd better not.

1:20:54 > 1:20:55You all right?

1:20:55 > 1:20:57Yeah. Yeah.

1:21:05 > 1:21:08I'd...better be getting back for Denny.

1:21:24 > 1:21:26- See you later.- Yeah.

1:21:37 > 1:21:39PHONE RINGS

1:21:47 > 1:21:50Who'd have thought it, eh? Me, part of the family.

1:21:50 > 1:21:52I know.

1:21:52 > 1:21:55I'm sorry about before.

1:21:55 > 1:21:56Me too.

1:21:56 > 1:21:57Glad it's all sorted.

1:22:03 > 1:22:05We're all right, aren't we?

1:22:05 > 1:22:08- Yeah.- Guys, mum wants you to have a look at the test shots.

1:22:15 > 1:22:17PHONE RINGS

1:22:19 > 1:22:20Come on.

1:22:35 > 1:22:36How are you fixed for tomorrow?

1:23:20 > 1:23:22SHE SIGHS

1:23:28 > 1:23:30Lola, darling, I've made you a fresh cup of tea.

1:23:33 > 1:23:35KNOCKS ON DOOR

1:23:35 > 1:23:36Lo?

1:23:39 > 1:23:43It's so easy to make a mistake. Forget things.

1:23:44 > 1:23:47Just going to have to try and stay on top of everything.

1:23:47 > 1:23:49I know.

1:23:50 > 1:23:55Which is why I am now at your disposal until the wedding.

1:23:55 > 1:23:57You mean it?

1:23:57 > 1:23:58Yeah.

1:23:58 > 1:23:59Thanks.

1:24:00 > 1:24:03And I've booked us a honeymoon.

1:24:03 > 1:24:05You what?

1:24:06 > 1:24:07Just a weekend in Paris.

1:24:07 > 1:24:13You, me, moonlight over the Seine, the whiff of Gauloises in the air.

1:24:14 > 1:24:17The whiff of Gauloises in the air?

1:24:17 > 1:24:18Yeah.

1:24:18 > 1:24:19I thought you wanted to keep it small.

1:24:19 > 1:24:21Doesn't mean it can't be classy.

1:24:21 > 1:24:24And the first thing I'm going to do to help

1:24:24 > 1:24:25is remind Jean about the flowers.

1:24:35 > 1:24:37Run that one by me again.

1:24:37 > 1:24:38We're leaving.

1:24:38 > 1:24:40What, just like that?

1:24:40 > 1:24:41Just like that.

1:24:41 > 1:24:42What did you do wrong?

1:24:42 > 1:24:44Nothing.

1:24:44 > 1:24:46- You really must've done something. - No.

1:24:46 > 1:24:47Usually it's the fingers in the till,

1:24:47 > 1:24:51- or getting caught in the wrong bed. - How is this any of your business?

1:24:51 > 1:24:53Well, if it's the bed, I want to know details.

1:24:53 > 1:24:56What about I've just had enough of living in this dump?

1:24:56 > 1:24:57How rude.

1:24:57 > 1:24:59You'll get over it.

1:24:59 > 1:25:04Well, how about this dump's had enough of you living in it?

1:25:04 > 1:25:06DOOR SLAMS

1:25:06 > 1:25:08Come on, Tam, man. You've done it before.

1:25:08 > 1:25:10Yeah, a long time ago. What if no-one laughs?

1:25:10 > 1:25:14Look, I'll be there, bruv. You are going to smash it.

1:25:14 > 1:25:16Syed said write about the family.

1:25:16 > 1:25:18Mmm-hmm. So?

1:25:18 > 1:25:19So what if that's not enough?

1:25:19 > 1:25:23What if I get up there, I do all this stuff...

1:25:23 > 1:25:24I just want to be good at... something.

1:25:24 > 1:25:27And you will be. I mean...

1:25:27 > 1:25:28As long as you stop with this origami.

1:25:28 > 1:25:30It's making you look a little bit OCD, brother.

1:25:30 > 1:25:33Just doing to the napkin what I'll be doing to my dignity later on.

1:25:33 > 1:25:37This is what I'm talking about, man. You see?

1:25:37 > 1:25:39Maybe I'll just get up there and just tell some jokes.

1:25:39 > 1:25:41No, don't tell jokes. Anyone can tell jokes.

1:25:41 > 1:25:43Have you heard my mum?

1:25:43 > 1:25:45All right, almost anyone can tell jokes.

1:25:45 > 1:25:47You know what separates the men from the boys?

1:25:47 > 1:25:48The law?

1:25:48 > 1:25:51You are on fire. No, not the law, man...the truth.

1:25:51 > 1:25:53The truth.

1:25:53 > 1:25:56Yes, man, the truth. Keep it real, brother.

1:25:56 > 1:25:58And if it ain't real the audience will smell it.

1:25:58 > 1:26:01They're going to smell something, all right.

1:26:01 > 1:26:04You see, this is what I'm talking about. You can't help yourself, man.

1:26:04 > 1:26:05You're leaving today?

1:26:05 > 1:26:08When Denny gets back from school.

1:26:08 > 1:26:10Hang on, I don't get it. What about last night?

1:26:10 > 1:26:12I can't stay, Jack. Not after what Derek said...

1:26:13 > 1:26:16I mean, I can tell Denny that Derek's a bad man,

1:26:16 > 1:26:20that he's a liar but...if we stay, he's just going to find out.

1:26:20 > 1:26:22Right, so you're just going to run away again.

1:26:22 > 1:26:24Cos you can dress it up all you like, that's what it is.

1:26:24 > 1:26:26I'm just looking after my son, that's all.

1:26:26 > 1:26:29Yeah, and who's looking after you, eh?

1:26:29 > 1:26:31Maybe you think you don't need it?

1:26:31 > 1:26:32Don't do this, Jack.

1:26:32 > 1:26:34You don't know me well enough to judge me.

1:26:34 > 1:26:36Oh, I do.

1:26:38 > 1:26:41You need somewhere to be home. So does Dennis.

1:26:41 > 1:26:43And it's there for you, if you want it.

1:26:43 > 1:26:45You've just got to stop the lies.

1:26:45 > 1:26:46Expert, are you?

1:26:46 > 1:26:49Look, I know you think you're protecting Dennis but you're not.

1:26:49 > 1:26:51You've got to tell him the truth.

1:26:51 > 1:26:53What if he can't take it, Jack?

1:26:53 > 1:26:56Yeah, well, at least he'll know, all right.

1:26:56 > 1:26:59You can't protect someone with a lie. Cos they're going to find out.

1:27:00 > 1:27:03And when they do, you know what, he ain't going to blame you.

1:27:03 > 1:27:07He's going to blame himself for trusting you.

1:27:07 > 1:27:08You always get found out.

1:27:09 > 1:27:11Not always.

1:27:13 > 1:27:15So you going to take that chance?

1:27:25 > 1:27:28PHONE RINGS

1:27:28 > 1:27:30Hey, hey. I hope you're ready.

1:27:30 > 1:27:33- Sorry?- Your stag night. I've got something very special planned.

1:27:33 > 1:27:35Look, Uncle AJ, you really shouldn't.

1:27:35 > 1:27:37Trust me, you are going to love it.

1:27:37 > 1:27:39Hey, be prepared to be disappointed.

1:27:39 > 1:27:40Yeah? I'm used to it.

1:27:40 > 1:27:42Because I am giving Syed a night to remember.

1:27:42 > 1:27:45That'll be a first, won't it?

1:27:45 > 1:27:47- Small, remember? - What's he planning?

1:27:47 > 1:27:48I keep trying to tell him that I don't...

1:27:48 > 1:27:49Something special.

1:27:49 > 1:27:51- How special? - Very.

1:27:51 > 1:27:53OK, you're all talk. He's all talk.

1:27:53 > 1:27:55A night to remember.

1:27:55 > 1:27:57OK, I've got plenty lined up for Christian.

1:27:57 > 1:27:58So don't you worry about me.

1:27:58 > 1:28:00- La la la la la la la... - Idiot!

1:28:00 > 1:28:02Look, this is getting out of hand.

1:28:02 > 1:28:03It's a stag night.

1:28:04 > 1:28:06Yeah, well, I gotta go.

1:28:06 > 1:28:09- I got loads to do, so... - Oi, oi, oi. I'm impressed.

1:28:09 > 1:28:11With what?

1:28:11 > 1:28:13Well, I had you pegged as like a runaway bride.

1:28:13 > 1:28:17But actually you're really getting into it. Who knew?

1:28:20 > 1:28:23Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name's Tamwar...

1:28:27 > 1:28:29Hi. How you doing?

1:28:29 > 1:28:31How you doing?

1:28:31 > 1:28:35Some people might know... No.

1:28:37 > 1:28:41Hi, my name's Tamwar. My friends call me...very rarely.

1:28:45 > 1:28:47Hi, the name's Tam. The name's Tam?

1:28:47 > 1:28:49Tamwar? What're you doing?

1:28:49 > 1:28:51Dying quietly.

1:28:51 > 1:28:53- Nonsense.- You'll see tonight.

1:28:53 > 1:28:55I won't. I'm not coming.

1:28:55 > 1:28:56Neither is your father.

1:28:56 > 1:28:58What? Mum, it's one night.

1:28:58 > 1:29:01In case you hadn't noticed we have a wedding to prepare for, all right?

1:29:03 > 1:29:06Can't have anything ruining Syed's wedding, can we?

1:29:08 > 1:29:09Again.

1:29:09 > 1:29:12Lola, if you want to hide away, I can understand that.

1:29:12 > 1:29:14But this ain't going to solve nothing.

1:29:33 > 1:29:34Jay...?

1:29:34 > 1:29:38While we're waiting for Kim, do you want a doughnut or an apple Danish?

1:29:38 > 1:29:39Doughnut.

1:29:40 > 1:29:43Good choice. This one's more Danish than apple.

1:29:47 > 1:29:49You know I love you very much.

1:29:49 > 1:29:53And I know you like it here, but...it's time to move on.

1:29:53 > 1:29:54Again?

1:29:54 > 1:29:56Yes, baby.

1:29:56 > 1:29:57Is it what that man said about Daddy?

1:29:59 > 1:30:02You know I'd do anything not to hurt you, don't you?

1:30:03 > 1:30:05It's just that sometimes...mummies...

1:30:05 > 1:30:09and daddies...they do things they probably shouldn't.

1:30:09 > 1:30:11Like when you shout at me?

1:30:11 > 1:30:13Yeah.

1:30:15 > 1:30:18I wanted you to think that he was a hero.

1:30:18 > 1:30:21I only wanted what was best for you. It's just...

1:30:25 > 1:30:26Derek was right.

1:30:28 > 1:30:31Your daddy wasn't a helicopter pilot,

1:30:31 > 1:30:33and he didn't die rescuing anyone.

1:30:33 > 1:30:35He didn't die?

1:30:35 > 1:30:39No, he did. Some bad men hurt him.

1:30:39 > 1:30:40Do you always lie to me?

1:30:40 > 1:30:42No, baby.

1:30:45 > 1:30:46I don't want this.

1:30:48 > 1:30:51Denny, what's important is that I loved your daddy so much,

1:30:51 > 1:30:53and he loved me.

1:30:53 > 1:30:54And we were very happy.

1:30:56 > 1:31:00But I think knowing that you were on the way made him happiest of all.

1:31:00 > 1:31:03I don't believe you.

1:31:03 > 1:31:05Denny...

1:31:05 > 1:31:07Oh, you come to collect your bags then?

1:31:07 > 1:31:09Uh, yeah...

1:31:09 > 1:31:11- Yeah?- Yeah, about that...

1:31:11 > 1:31:14I don't know what Billy wants us to do.

1:31:14 > 1:31:16Maybe Lola just needs someone to talk to.

1:31:16 > 1:31:18I'm not really good at talking.

1:31:18 > 1:31:20Well, I think you're brilliant at it.

1:31:23 > 1:31:25You think we should dial it down a bit?

1:31:25 > 1:31:27What, you and me, you mean?

1:31:27 > 1:31:29Well, maybe not too full-on in front of Lola.

1:31:29 > 1:31:31Be a bit like rubbing her nose in it.

1:31:31 > 1:31:33How caring are you?

1:31:33 > 1:31:35Common sense, that's all.

1:31:35 > 1:31:38That's why you're doing the talking then.

1:31:38 > 1:31:39- No!- Yes!

1:31:42 > 1:31:45But I thought you said you couldn't wait to get out of here.

1:31:45 > 1:31:47What was the word you used?

1:31:47 > 1:31:50- Kim. - Ah, "dump". That was it.

1:31:50 > 1:31:51You want an apology?

1:31:51 > 1:31:53You could try and see where it gets you, yeah.

1:31:53 > 1:31:55I'm sorry.

1:31:55 > 1:31:57For calling my place a dump?

1:31:57 > 1:31:58Yes.

1:31:58 > 1:32:00And for generally being a princess?

1:32:00 > 1:32:02You're enjoying this, ain't you?

1:32:02 > 1:32:03Starting to.

1:32:05 > 1:32:06I'm waiting.

1:32:06 > 1:32:09Well, yeah. I'm sorry.

1:32:10 > 1:32:12Good.

1:32:12 > 1:32:13Now can we move back in?

1:32:13 > 1:32:16What? Oh, I've let your room to someone else.

1:32:16 > 1:32:17But you can get your bags.

1:32:17 > 1:32:19Cos they're in the way, yeah.

1:32:21 > 1:32:23See you later.

1:32:26 > 1:32:30- So they've arrived, then. - Yeah, and they're a total mess.

1:32:30 > 1:32:31They sent the wrong suits.

1:32:31 > 1:32:33We're going to look like a couple of lounge singers.

1:32:33 > 1:32:35Well, there's nothing you can do about it now.

1:32:35 > 1:32:37I'll see you at the house later for a fitting.

1:32:37 > 1:32:39I really don't see the point.

1:32:41 > 1:32:42Hey.

1:32:44 > 1:32:47It would have to be the suits, wouldn't it?

1:32:47 > 1:32:50I mean, the ones I chose, they were so...

1:32:50 > 1:32:52we were going to look the business.

1:32:52 > 1:32:55- I don't mind. - Yeah, well, I do.

1:32:55 > 1:32:58It's a wedding, not a two-week stint down the Copacabana.

1:32:58 > 1:33:00I don't mind, because it doesn't matter.

1:33:02 > 1:33:05It's not about the suits, or the flower arrangements...

1:33:09 > 1:33:13It's about you and me... together.

1:33:16 > 1:33:17For ever.

1:33:19 > 1:33:21First day of the rest of our lives.

1:33:25 > 1:33:26KNOCK ON DOOR

1:33:27 > 1:33:29DOOR OPENS

1:33:31 > 1:33:32Hey.

1:33:36 > 1:33:39Billy called us. He was worried about you.

1:33:42 > 1:33:45Look, I know things are bad but...it'll be all right.

1:33:45 > 1:33:49I mean, it's not like you can't see her, it's just that they...

1:33:49 > 1:33:52And, anyway, once they see how much you love her then...

1:33:53 > 1:33:56Look, the thing is, we're here, Jay, me, Billy.

1:33:56 > 1:33:58All of us on your side... all rooting for you...

1:33:58 > 1:34:00Aren't we?

1:34:00 > 1:34:02Yeah, yeah. All rooting away.

1:34:02 > 1:34:04So you see, we're all...

1:34:05 > 1:34:06Anyway.

1:34:09 > 1:34:11Why don't we get some fish and chips in, yeah?

1:34:11 > 1:34:14You don't have to see anyone else, talk to anyone else,

1:34:14 > 1:34:16not if you don't want to...

1:34:17 > 1:34:20It's just us. We're here.

1:34:33 > 1:34:35Well, your mum can tell Barry Manilow

1:34:35 > 1:34:37he can have his costume back.

1:34:37 > 1:34:40Oh, see? They look great.

1:34:40 > 1:34:42If you're a member of The Four Tops, yeah.

1:34:42 > 1:34:44Well, I think you'll look splendid up there.

1:34:44 > 1:34:45You're hardly going to miss us in this.

1:34:45 > 1:34:48At least you can cycle home safely afterwards.

1:34:48 > 1:34:50- We're not going home. We're going to Paris.- Wow.

1:34:50 > 1:34:52- Paris?- Yeah. Syed surprised me with it this morning.

1:34:52 > 1:34:54- Syed?- Yeah.

1:34:54 > 1:34:55Out of the blue. Just like that.

1:34:55 > 1:34:56How exciting.

1:34:56 > 1:34:59- Syed, you keep coming up with the goods.- Well, you know, Roxy...

1:34:59 > 1:35:01- Yeah. - I thought you were keeping it small.

1:35:01 > 1:35:03So did I, but obviously boy wonder's got other ideas.

1:35:03 > 1:35:06Yeah, of course he has. He has a proper sense of occasion.

1:35:06 > 1:35:07D'you know, I can't get this...

1:35:07 > 1:35:10Honeymoons, lists. You've got him well trained.

1:35:10 > 1:35:12My work here is done. Look at the state...

1:35:12 > 1:35:14Syed. Here...let me...

1:35:14 > 1:35:16- No, I'm fine.- I've got it.

1:35:16 > 1:35:17- Syed, let me try. - You don't have to...

1:35:17 > 1:35:20- Don't be silly...- I've got it... - Just leave me.

1:35:20 > 1:35:21Syed!

1:35:23 > 1:35:26BACKGROUND CHATTER

1:35:30 > 1:35:34Syed? You all right?

1:35:34 > 1:35:35Fine, Dad.

1:35:35 > 1:35:36You didn't look fine.

1:35:36 > 1:35:40If something's the matter, now is probably a good time...

1:35:40 > 1:35:41It's just a tie.

1:35:47 > 1:35:49You coming?

1:35:57 > 1:35:59She let the room?

1:35:59 > 1:36:00Yep, in about ten seconds.

1:36:00 > 1:36:02Any chance she'll change her mind?

1:36:02 > 1:36:03I think I burned my bridges there.

1:36:03 > 1:36:05So, what now?

1:36:05 > 1:36:09Find somewhere else. Plenty of B&Bs, ain't there?

1:36:09 > 1:36:11Yeah.

1:36:11 > 1:36:14I will find somewhere, won't I, Jack?

1:36:14 > 1:36:15Yeah, you're bound to. Yeah.

1:36:18 > 1:36:19I told him.

1:36:19 > 1:36:21Denny?

1:36:21 > 1:36:23And?

1:36:24 > 1:36:26Yeah, we'll be fine. In time.

1:36:27 > 1:36:29You did the right thing.

1:36:29 > 1:36:31Well, I hope so.

1:36:32 > 1:36:34You know, for a moment,

1:36:34 > 1:36:38I thought you two were going to be moving in with me.

1:36:38 > 1:36:41- Really? - Yeah, just for a moment I did, yeah.

1:36:41 > 1:36:43What, the three of us, living at your place?

1:36:43 > 1:36:44I know.

1:36:46 > 1:36:48Well, I can't see it. Can you?

1:36:49 > 1:36:51Well, like I said. It was just for a moment.

1:36:51 > 1:36:52Yeah.

1:36:54 > 1:36:57Right. Well, better make a start.

1:36:57 > 1:37:00Denny. Come on, babe, let's go.

1:37:01 > 1:37:03You OK?

1:37:04 > 1:37:06Yeah. Yeah, we'll manage.

1:37:06 > 1:37:11Oh, and Jack, thanks for looking after the bags, yeah.

1:37:11 > 1:37:12Yeah, you owe me a quid.

1:37:14 > 1:37:15Cheers.

1:37:26 > 1:37:28She's got to come out sooner or later.

1:37:28 > 1:37:30She just needs time.

1:37:30 > 1:37:31She needs Lexi here with us.

1:37:31 > 1:37:33Which you're going to make happen.

1:37:33 > 1:37:35Am I?

1:37:35 > 1:37:36You know, until yesterday,

1:37:36 > 1:37:40I don't think we realised just what this was going to be like.

1:37:43 > 1:37:47I told Lola that the only chance we stood

1:37:47 > 1:37:49was if we did what we was told.

1:37:51 > 1:37:54Model citizens. So that's what we did.

1:37:54 > 1:37:57I told her that we had to trust the system.

1:37:57 > 1:37:59And look where that's got us.

1:38:01 > 1:38:04I don't think she's ever going to forgive me for that.

1:38:04 > 1:38:06LOUD CRASH

1:38:07 > 1:38:09Lola! Lola, you can't do that.

1:38:09 > 1:38:11Don't tell me what to do!

1:38:21 > 1:38:23PHONE VIBRATES

1:38:24 > 1:38:27Come on, it's about time you got changed.

1:38:29 > 1:38:31Listen. I'm... I'm not coming.

1:38:33 > 1:38:34It's Tam's big night.

1:38:35 > 1:38:38Yeah, I know, but... I've got to get on top of all of this.

1:38:38 > 1:38:39- Come on. Leave it.- I can't.

1:38:39 > 1:38:41It's just one night.

1:38:41 > 1:38:44I can't. There'll be no time next week, will there?

1:38:44 > 1:38:46I suppose not, no.

1:38:48 > 1:38:49Tell Tam I'm sorry. He'll understand.

1:38:49 > 1:38:51Whatever.

1:38:51 > 1:38:53Laugh ridiculously loud for the both of us, yeah?

1:39:09 > 1:39:14It's gone already? Yeah, I know it's late.

1:39:14 > 1:39:19First thing, OK. Doesn't help me tonight though, does it?

1:39:19 > 1:39:21All right. Thank you.

1:39:23 > 1:39:24No worries. Plenty more.

1:39:24 > 1:39:26Plenty more what?

1:39:26 > 1:39:28Places to stay that aren't already booked up.

1:39:28 > 1:39:32We're not at the B&B. It's a long story.

1:39:32 > 1:39:35But we'll be all right, won't we, darling?

1:39:35 > 1:39:37Did you know my dad?

1:39:38 > 1:39:41Yeah. Yeah, I did.

1:39:41 > 1:39:42What was he like?

1:39:42 > 1:39:46Phil doesn't want to be bothered by questions like that, darling.

1:39:46 > 1:39:47Only Mum just lies to me.

1:39:47 > 1:39:49Denny.

1:39:49 > 1:39:53Denny, you have to see - I just didn't want you to hurt like I hurt.

1:39:55 > 1:39:56Why don't you come to mine?

1:39:56 > 1:39:58No, it's OK.

1:39:58 > 1:40:01- I've got room, ain't I? - Well, I know you have, but...

1:40:01 > 1:40:03- Toys and everything. - Phil.

1:40:03 > 1:40:05Be a laugh. Just the three of us, won't it?

1:40:05 > 1:40:06And I can tell you all about your dad.

1:40:06 > 1:40:08Cos me and your mum, we go back a long way,

1:40:08 > 1:40:10so if there's anything you need to know...

1:40:10 > 1:40:12Focus on your family. We're fine.

1:40:12 > 1:40:13Honest.

1:40:15 > 1:40:19Well, if you need me, you know where I am, yeah?

1:40:19 > 1:40:21Yeah.

1:40:29 > 1:40:30Someone's been avoiding me.

1:40:30 > 1:40:32No.

1:40:32 > 1:40:34I text, I call...

1:40:34 > 1:40:36It was a busy day, that's all.

1:40:36 > 1:40:39I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

1:40:39 > 1:40:41I didn't think it was such a good idea.

1:40:41 > 1:40:44But then you changed your mind.

1:40:44 > 1:40:47- Yeah.- Any particular reason?

1:40:49 > 1:40:50Does it matter?

1:40:50 > 1:40:54Not any more. Whisky and coke, please.

1:41:14 > 1:41:16DOORBELL RINGS

1:41:29 > 1:41:35OK. Whatever it takes. Just help us.

1:41:35 > 1:41:38Sorry, what d'you mean, he's not coming?

1:41:38 > 1:41:40- He's working, Tam. - I don't believe it.

1:41:40 > 1:41:42He needs to get the books sorted for next week, that's all.

1:41:42 > 1:41:45And that's more important than anything I'm doing.

1:41:45 > 1:41:48He told me to tell you he's sorry. Now, good luck.

1:41:52 > 1:41:54OK, brother, you ready to kill it?

1:41:54 > 1:41:56You have no idea.

1:41:56 > 1:41:57Good times.

1:41:57 > 1:41:59So I'm going to get up there, introduce you,

1:41:59 > 1:42:01big you up a bit, you know what I mean and then you come on...

1:42:01 > 1:42:03I tell them about my dad.

1:42:03 > 1:42:05How he knows exactly how to handle my mum.

1:42:05 > 1:42:08He cunningly tricks her into thinking she's got her own way,

1:42:08 > 1:42:10when she actually has just got her own way.

1:42:10 > 1:42:13And then there's my mum, who has the ability to see straight through me.

1:42:13 > 1:42:16But I don't mean she can tell when I'm up to something,

1:42:16 > 1:42:18I mean she literally can't see me.

1:42:18 > 1:42:21Unless obviously she needs my help, putting out the dustbins or

1:42:21 > 1:42:25picking up groceries, or saving someone from a burning building...

1:42:25 > 1:42:28Oh, actually, no, I think she's blinded by the light shining

1:42:28 > 1:42:30out the back of my brother's trousers.

1:42:30 > 1:42:33Hey, brother, I mean, it's a bit heavy, innit?

1:42:33 > 1:42:36It's the truth, isn't it? That's all that matters.

1:42:38 > 1:42:41I can't do this on my own.

1:42:41 > 1:42:42Does Lola know you're here?

1:42:44 > 1:42:46No.

1:42:46 > 1:42:47Whatever it takes?

1:42:51 > 1:42:53I'll phone my brief, Jimmy.

1:42:53 > 1:42:54Brilliant.

1:42:56 > 1:42:59We can put in a residency application for her to live here.

1:43:01 > 1:43:03Sorry. What?

1:43:05 > 1:43:06You heard.

1:43:06 > 1:43:08But hang on, if you have residency...

1:43:08 > 1:43:10Then Lexi comes here and lives with me.

1:43:12 > 1:43:13What about Lola?

1:43:13 > 1:43:16Do you want that kid back or not? Now they're my terms.

1:43:16 > 1:43:17Take them or leave them.

1:43:19 > 1:43:20Why are you doing this?

1:43:21 > 1:43:24If you don't like it, you know where the door is.

1:43:24 > 1:43:26You want to slam it in my face again?

1:43:28 > 1:43:31- So we're not going to stay at Phil's?- No.

1:43:31 > 1:43:33Even though he's got the room?

1:43:33 > 1:43:34No.

1:43:34 > 1:43:36But I thought you were friends.

1:43:36 > 1:43:37Yeah, we are.

1:43:37 > 1:43:39You go back a long way, he said.

1:43:39 > 1:43:41Thanks.

1:43:46 > 1:43:47Mum?

1:43:47 > 1:43:49Yeah. Yeah, way back. That's the problem.

1:43:49 > 1:43:51Then what are we going to do?

1:43:51 > 1:43:54Concentrate on looking forward.

1:43:56 > 1:43:58You're rubbish at that.

1:43:58 > 1:44:00One day I'll get it right, huh.

1:44:05 > 1:44:08Come on, baby, let's go.

1:44:08 > 1:44:10How's our investment?

1:44:10 > 1:44:12It sends its best.

1:44:12 > 1:44:14Danny...

1:44:14 > 1:44:16Fine, last time I looked.

1:44:17 > 1:44:20It's just...I could do with a bit of cash upfront.

1:44:20 > 1:44:23Again? What happened to the last 500 quid?

1:44:23 > 1:44:28I had...expenses to take care of. Business trip.

1:44:28 > 1:44:30So, if there was any more...

1:44:30 > 1:44:33What am I, just a cashpoint to you?

1:44:33 > 1:44:35Don't be stupid.

1:44:35 > 1:44:37It'll pay out when it pays out.

1:44:39 > 1:44:40OK.

1:44:43 > 1:44:47Look, we all need a little bit of rescuing every now and again.

1:44:49 > 1:44:50Not me.

1:44:50 > 1:44:54No? What, a chance to get away from it all?

1:44:54 > 1:45:00Be whoever you want? Remind yourself what it's like to want someone?

1:45:00 > 1:45:01And be wanted?

1:45:05 > 1:45:07I'll get another drink.

1:45:16 > 1:45:18Dad...

1:45:18 > 1:45:23he knows how to...how to control Mum. He cunningly tricks her

1:45:23 > 1:45:26into thinking she's got get her own way, by letting her get her own way.

1:45:30 > 1:45:31Now, my mum.

1:45:34 > 1:45:36She's my mother.

1:45:39 > 1:45:42She...um...um...

1:45:44 > 1:45:47Let's forget about my mum.

1:45:47 > 1:45:49She seems to have forgotten about me.

1:45:56 > 1:46:01Man goes to the doctor, says, "It hurts when I do this."

1:46:01 > 1:46:06Doctor says, "Well, don't do it then." Pretty simple.

1:46:06 > 1:46:09I wanted to get into gymnastics after the Olympics.

1:46:09 > 1:46:14So I went to an instructor, he said "OK, well, how flexible are you?"

1:46:14 > 1:46:16I said, "Well, I can't do Tuesdays."

1:46:16 > 1:46:18Shame you could come tonight.

1:46:19 > 1:46:20Oi!

1:46:20 > 1:46:22HE WHISPERS: OK.

1:46:23 > 1:46:24Shakespeare went to a pub.

1:46:24 > 1:46:26Landlord said, "Well, you're bard."

1:46:26 > 1:46:29Get off! Rubbish. Boo!

1:46:30 > 1:46:32Anyway, you guys have been...

1:46:32 > 1:46:33you guys have been great. Thank you.

1:46:33 > 1:46:35Well done, Tam.

1:46:35 > 1:46:40Evening. Glad you could make it. I very nearly didn't.

1:46:40 > 1:46:41I didn't know what to wear.

1:46:41 > 1:46:43Went to the local suit shop, and I said,

1:46:43 > 1:46:45"What's the cheapest suit you've got?"

1:46:45 > 1:46:47They said, "You're wearing it."

1:46:47 > 1:46:48LAUGHTER

1:46:50 > 1:46:51I owe you a quid.

1:46:51 > 1:46:54So you do. You got it on you?

1:46:56 > 1:47:00I was wondering if maybe we could keep our stuff here a little bit longer.

1:47:01 > 1:47:04How long for?

1:47:04 > 1:47:05How long you got?

1:47:09 > 1:47:11There hasn't been a sound since she...

1:47:11 > 1:47:14We tried to get her to come out, but she won't.

1:47:14 > 1:47:16HE KNOCKS ON DOOR

1:47:16 > 1:47:17Lola?

1:47:23 > 1:47:25Lola, it's me.

1:47:25 > 1:47:26Go away.

1:47:27 > 1:47:29Everything's going to be OK.

1:47:29 > 1:47:30Yeah? Why's that?

1:47:31 > 1:47:32Because I've got the best lawyers.

1:47:32 > 1:47:35Because I've got the deepest pockets.

1:47:35 > 1:47:37And because I'm in charge now.

1:47:44 > 1:47:50I am going to make sure that Lexi is exactly where she belongs.

1:47:58 > 1:48:00Who knew you'd be the type to play hard to get?

1:48:00 > 1:48:03Well, I like being unpredictable.

1:48:03 > 1:48:04Me, too.

1:48:04 > 1:48:07Keeps people on their toes. Be a bit dangerous.

1:48:08 > 1:48:10I mean, who wants to play safe?

1:48:10 > 1:48:11Safe is boring.

1:48:11 > 1:48:16Settling down, worrying about bills and what's for tea

1:48:16 > 1:48:18and how shiny that suit is....

1:48:18 > 1:48:20What suit?

1:48:20 > 1:48:22Never mind.

1:48:22 > 1:48:23Life's too short.

1:48:24 > 1:48:25It is, isn't it?

1:48:34 > 1:48:36Syed.

1:48:39 > 1:48:41I just lost my way, that's all.

1:48:41 > 1:48:44Don't worry, brother. I understand, man.

1:48:44 > 1:48:47And hey, look, at least you're funny offstage, yeah. All right, brother.

1:48:54 > 1:48:55How was your day?

1:48:57 > 1:49:00I think it's better that Mum didn't come.

1:49:00 > 1:49:01Probably.

1:49:03 > 1:49:04Tough crowd.

1:49:04 > 1:49:07Yeah, well, you can practise all you like, doesn't matter

1:49:07 > 1:49:09if you've done it before, once you get up on that stage,

1:49:09 > 1:49:11in front of all those people...

1:49:11 > 1:49:14You didn't lose your way, did you?

1:49:16 > 1:49:18We let you down.

1:49:18 > 1:49:20I'm sorry.

1:49:20 > 1:49:23And thanks, Tambo.

1:49:38 > 1:49:40There you are.

1:49:42 > 1:49:43Sorry, I needed some air.

1:49:43 > 1:49:46Yeah? Seemed to me like you bolted.

1:49:46 > 1:49:50- Danny, I...- Why would you do that?

1:49:50 > 1:49:52Hey. I'm talking to you.

1:49:52 > 1:49:53What's with the games?

1:49:53 > 1:49:56- In fact, why did you call me in the first place?- You know why.

1:49:56 > 1:49:59- We could've talked business on the phone.- I've changed my mind now.

1:49:59 > 1:50:00- No, you haven't.- Yeah, I have.

1:50:02 > 1:50:04Tell me I'm mistaken.

1:50:05 > 1:50:08Tell me that I've misread the signals. And this is wrong.

1:50:10 > 1:50:12It is.

1:50:12 > 1:50:14Yeah?

1:50:16 > 1:50:18This is bad.

1:50:23 > 1:50:25Then why does it feel so good?

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