13/01/2013

0:00:29 > 0:00:31You all right, Joey?

0:00:31 > 0:00:34Wakey-wakey, mate. Rise and shine.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Morning, Joey. You all right?

0:00:36 > 0:00:37Mmm.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40You're due in court at half nine.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42You need to go home, mate. Get dressed.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45I've had your suit dry-cleaned.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Joe, I'm going to come and get you in one hour. I'll take you there.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51- No, it's all right. I'll just go by myself.- Don't be stupid. It's the least I can do.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Get a wiggle on, yeah?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56HE GROANS

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Babe, what do you fancy for dinner?

0:01:24 > 0:01:26I...I wasn't snooping. It just fell out.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28HE SIGHS

0:01:28 > 0:01:31I was supposed to give that to you tonight.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Well, go on, open it.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Oh, my gosh. I don't know what to say.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41I mean, I do, obviously.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Look, I could always take it back if you don't...

0:01:49 > 0:01:52No, I want it! Course I want it!

0:01:52 > 0:01:55SHE GIGGLES

0:01:59 > 0:02:01You don't like it?

0:02:02 > 0:02:05No...I love it.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08It's...um... It's beautiful.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Oh, it's beautiful.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Thanks, babe.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15It's lovely.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16Glad you like it.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18I love it.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Sorry, I'm just...

0:02:25 > 0:02:26Sorry.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42I'll give you some cash for the bills when I can.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44It doesn't matter.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47It might not now, but it will do. Here.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50There's 20 quid here, I'll give you some more when I've got it. Here, darling.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53- FRONT DOOR OPENS - You all right?

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Right. Better get Tommy to playgroup.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58See you later.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03I've...um...got to get ready for court. You still coming, yeah?

0:03:05 > 0:03:07No. No, course not.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10How long was Dad lying there?

0:03:14 > 0:03:15How long was it...

0:03:17 > 0:03:18..him dying and you not helping?

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Was he in pain?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Did he ask for you?

0:03:31 > 0:03:32JOEY SIGHS

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Why didn't you do something?

0:03:39 > 0:03:42I don't know. I didn't know what to do. All right?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Look, we thought it was a trick. We thought it was just...

0:03:45 > 0:03:48We? Who else was there?

0:03:48 > 0:03:51No...No-one, Alice. No, it was just me.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53That police officer that came round...

0:03:55 > 0:03:59She wanted to talk to everyone that was there. Everyone.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Plural.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02If it was just you, she'd have said.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Yeah, well, maybe... maybe she just got it wrong.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09How about I ask her?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13I've got her number here somewhere.

0:04:16 > 0:04:17Here.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23It weren't just me.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Who was it, then?

0:04:31 > 0:04:35Hey, Denise, you keep acting the way you are and Kim's going to know something's up.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39I can't help it! Don't you feel guilty? It's doing my head in.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43We had too much to drink! It didn't mean anything.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Listen, you need to pull yourself together.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50Yes, but Kim and me, we don't keep secrets. Not this kind.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53I ain't slept in days. I'm...

0:04:53 > 0:04:58So you want to tell her to make yourself feel better? Hmm?

0:04:58 > 0:04:59It was a mistake.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03- SHE LAUGHS - Yeah. Yeah, a big mistake.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05You know what? You ain't my type, OK? Trust me.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09Listen, you tell Kim, and you'll hurt her.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12I'm not going to do that. Are you?

0:05:17 > 0:05:20SHE SIGHS

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Oh! Oh, yes.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26This is amazing.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29I love it.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30Yes. You see?

0:05:30 > 0:05:33The way to a man's heart is through his stomach!

0:05:33 > 0:05:36So next time Rashid comes over, I will cook.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40- That'll give you time to talk to each other. - Shouldn't I be the one cooking?

0:05:40 > 0:05:43- Ah, show him what a good wife you'd make? - Isn't that a bit old-fashioned?

0:05:43 > 0:05:45It is an excellent idea, Masood. In fact,

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- we should have a practice run. - We should, definitely.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51- No time like the present. How about tonight?- I'd love to.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55Oh, marvellous. You know, your mum made a lovely vegetable biryani

0:05:55 > 0:05:57and her lamb jalfrezi was to die for.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59OK, you are making that.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03- You make that too?- I do. But not as good as your mum's.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05In fact, I cannot wait to try yours.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09Cos I bet you that she has taught you everything she knows.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22We're closed, mate. Be open a bit later, yeah?

0:06:37 > 0:06:40All right? You ready?

0:06:40 > 0:06:41You all right, Joey?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Where's your tie?

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Mate, you can't stand in front of the judge without a tie. Go on. Sort one out.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50JOEY SIGHS

0:06:59 > 0:07:01How you doing? You all right?

0:07:03 > 0:07:08- I keep thinking about Dad. - Alice, honestly, babe, you're better off not thinking about it.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11The thing is, Joey told me that he was there,

0:07:11 > 0:07:16and you and Jack and Kat, watching him die.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Alice, we walked out and he was already down. It was all over.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Joey said...- Don't listen to Joey - his head's all over the place.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27I swear to you, Alice, all right, he was already dead. I swear.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29DOORBELL RINGS

0:07:29 > 0:07:31It's all right, I'll go.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37- Why didn't you wait for me?- Cos it's better if you stay at home.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Better for who?

0:07:38 > 0:07:42- Can't go to court with a guilty conscience, can you? - He's right, Lauren. Just stay here.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46- But I want to come with you. - No, honestly, babe. I don't want any distractions today.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49It'll be fine. I'll keep an eye on him.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53- OK. Well, will you call me as soon as you know anything?- Yes, course.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Good luck.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04- Right, let's go.- Yeah.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Well, I'm going to be going, then, Al.

0:08:12 > 0:08:13Alice?

0:08:27 > 0:08:30- I wondered if you had any spare shifts going?- Yeah, I can do anything. I'm not fussy.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Oh!

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Oh, I can't do nights. Sorry.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38No, it has to be in the day. What about lunch shifts?

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Is it all right if I leave my number? Yeah. It's 079...

0:08:41 > 0:08:44- PHONE CUTS OUT - Oh!

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Well, let us know if you hear anything, yeah? Cheers.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51I bagsy it!

0:08:51 > 0:08:53What?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55I saw it first.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Excuse me! You just dropped this.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23- Oh, I didn't think I had a tenner. - It dropped out your back pocket.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Oh. Right. Thanks.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27You're welcome...?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29- Abi.- Dexter.

0:09:32 > 0:09:33Right, well, thanks.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34My pleasure, Abi.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45I know you're worried about Joey but he's got a good brief.

0:09:45 > 0:09:46I reckon he'll get off this one.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Alice, what's the matter?

0:09:50 > 0:09:51SHE SIGHS

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Joey told me something at Dad's funeral.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56He said that Dad died begging for help

0:09:56 > 0:09:59and that you were there too.

0:09:59 > 0:10:00Is it true?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07He was a hideous little man. I still can't believe it

0:10:07 > 0:10:09about him and Kat Moon. Imagine, kissing and...

0:10:09 > 0:10:13Are you actually going to do some work today or are you just going to stand there slagging off the dead?

0:10:13 > 0:10:16- I am not slagging off... - All right, then - gossiping.

0:10:16 > 0:10:21Last time I checked, that weren't in your job description. Stock-taking, however, is.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Soft drinks.- Whatever.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27PATRICK HUMS TO HIMSELF

0:10:27 > 0:10:29- Patrick, you got a minute?- Yeah.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33I need a word. In private.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Could you meet me in the caff later?

0:10:36 > 0:10:37What's wrong with home?

0:10:39 > 0:10:41I'll explain later. Ten minutes, yeah?

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Yeah.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52I just need someone to be honest with me.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56Tell me the truth, please. Please, Jack.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02It just happened so quickly.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08I didn't know what to do. I just froze.

0:11:08 > 0:11:09I couldn't move.

0:11:12 > 0:11:13Then it was too late.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18I can't stop thinking about it.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20If I'd got there quicker, if I'd helped him...

0:11:28 > 0:11:33But the truth is, Alice, he had a massive heart attack.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36There was nothing anyone could do. It was over in seconds.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44- You could have gone over to him and been there for him.- I know.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46I've got to live with that.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50And I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55JACK SIGHS

0:11:55 > 0:12:00He was my brother, Alice, my big brother. And he's gone,

0:12:00 > 0:12:01and I did nothing.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13< Oh, no! No, no, no, no!

0:12:13 > 0:12:17- What's going on?- Agh! - What is it? What are you doing? What are you doing?

0:12:17 > 0:12:21- Put it down.- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - It's OK, it's all right, don't worry. I'll take care of it.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25I can't do it! I can't do it! I've never cooked a thing in my life.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29- I thought Aunty Ji was going to teach us.- I thought your mother taught you how to cook?

0:12:29 > 0:12:31No, she wouldn't let us near the kitchen.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Said I was a disaster.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Well... HE CHUCKLES

0:12:36 > 0:12:38OK, look, I'll call Zainab, I'll explain.

0:12:38 > 0:12:43No, she's going to think I'm hopeless. I have to cook.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47A good wife cooks!

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Uh...do you want me to help you?

0:12:53 > 0:12:54You can cook?!

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Oh! Well, I'm no expert,

0:12:56 > 0:12:59but, you know, I've watched Zainab do it enough times.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03Oh, thank you! Thank you.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05OK, all right, OK, look,

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- maybe you should thank me after you've tasted the cooking, all right?- All right.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11What? Ray kissed you?

0:13:14 > 0:13:16It was...too much wine.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18It was just a mistake.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20You can say that again. Does Kim know?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24She's going to go absolutely mad.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Well, you can't tell her, then.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Oh, come on, Patrick, I've got to. What if she found out?

0:13:30 > 0:13:33How's she going to do that? Anybody saw you?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35- No, but that's hardly...- OK.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Well, then, keep it to yourself.

0:13:37 > 0:13:41Do what the young people say. "Suck it up."

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Oi, oi, oi, man, I tell you,

0:13:46 > 0:13:49if Kim finds out, God help us all.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55- Hello, again. - Oh, are you stalking me?

0:13:55 > 0:13:59I'm telling you. What, you didn't know? Coffee, please, love.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02Do you want to sit with us? Jay was just going.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Uh, no, I wasn't.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Well, you said you had a carburettor to do before two

0:14:07 > 0:14:10and now that Phil's given you your job back, you don't want to keep him waiting.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16I had a fiver...

0:14:17 > 0:14:18Oh, it's OK, I'll get it.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21No, that's really kind, but you don't have to, seriously.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23No, you help me, I help you.

0:14:23 > 0:14:24Here.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27I'm only borrowing it, all right?

0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Abi, you're meant to be revising. - Yeah, I'm taking a break.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33How about I help you? Make sure you're not skiving?

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Biology?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Yeah, would you? I got an exam on Thursday.

0:14:37 > 0:14:38I'm happy to help.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41You can go, I got it covered, you know.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43See you later.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47So it's any of the questions from that section.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49All right.

0:14:49 > 0:14:54"Why does blood glucose rise after a long period without food?"

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Oh. Oh, this is tricky.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59- Um... I do know it, though. - BOTH LAUGH

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Um...

0:15:01 > 0:15:03- You really interested, Kat? It's only a cleaning job.- Yeah,

0:15:03 > 0:15:06but I've got to support me and Tommy now, ain't I?

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Tell you the truth, I'll do anything that pays,

0:15:08 > 0:15:09and I don't mind grafting.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12CLATTERING

0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Sorry. Sorry, Sharon. - That's all right.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17I heard you was looking for a cleaner?

0:15:17 > 0:15:21- I thought you was working at Booty? - Oh, yeah, slave labour over there, ain't it?

0:15:21 > 0:15:22I need a proper job, you know.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25I'm local, and I got experience.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28And you're...well, nearly family now, ain't ya? Sort of.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Well, the thing is, you're not the only one who's interested.- Am I too late?

0:15:31 > 0:15:33All right, Bianca?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Look, the toilets still need cleaning,

0:15:37 > 0:15:39but I've only got one job.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43So why don't you both do a trial and I'll pay the going rate, yeah? Follow me.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49- Salt. Definitely more salt. - But the recipe said half a teaspoon.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Oh, forget the recipe. The recipe's just a guide.

0:15:52 > 0:15:56You've got to figure out what you want, what you like

0:15:56 > 0:15:57and what your taste is.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Mmm.- Yeah?- Mmm.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05So...you seem to know what makes a good wife.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Tell me, what makes a good husband?

0:16:10 > 0:16:13Um...stability.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Yeah.- Prospects.- Mmm.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18A good family?

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Really? I mean, really? That's what you want?

0:16:20 > 0:16:24I...I don't know.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28Well, maybe it's time you started thinking about it, hmm?

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Me, I just wanted someone who could make me laugh.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35Dry roasted, yeah?

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Alice! Alice, have you heard anything?

0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Has Joey called you, or...? - No news is good news.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57Yeah. Yeah. How do you do it, eh?

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Wish I could be more like you. You're so calm.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Have you seen Kat?

0:17:03 > 0:17:05No, not today.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Why don't you stay for a while, eh?

0:17:08 > 0:17:11- We'll have a drink or something? - Sorry, I'm busy.

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Bit of a comedown, though, ain't it?

0:17:22 > 0:17:27- Going from queen of the Vic to R&R cleaning lady.- Well, beggars can't be choosers, can they?

0:17:27 > 0:17:28I reckon beggars get more than I do.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Least it's cash in hand.

0:17:30 > 0:17:35You know what, I can't believe it about you and my Uncle Derek.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37It's a bit of a turn up, ain't it? I mean,

0:17:37 > 0:17:40I thought you and Alfie would be together forever.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Each to their own, though, I suppose...

0:17:45 > 0:17:47if Derek's what did it for you.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Me and the kids always had a soft spot for him.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52He knew how to spoil 'em, didn't he?

0:17:52 > 0:17:56Is that what he done for you? Spoilt you?

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Well, you know Derek.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00He liked to spoil everything. That one's done.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03Yeah, done that one and all. It's not too bad, is it?

0:18:03 > 0:18:05I could get quite get into this!

0:18:09 > 0:18:12So? All prepared?

0:18:12 > 0:18:13Not quite.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17Oh, she's done fine. Really good. I'm just helping her tidy up.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Is that one of your mother's recipes?

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Kind of. I experimented.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Ooh, I can't wait to try it.

0:18:23 > 0:18:24Mas, I need you.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36When I saw that little black box,

0:18:36 > 0:18:39all I could think about was, "This is it.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43"He's actually going to ask me to marry him."

0:18:43 > 0:18:45But he didn't, Dee.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47He's never going to, is he?

0:18:47 > 0:18:50- Oh, course he is. Don't be stupid. - Yeah?

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Yeah! He is very lucky to have you.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55You are a very special lady.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57You're so funny.

0:18:57 > 0:18:58That's true.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02You're sexy. You've got your own style.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Say what you want about my personality, I know I look good.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07- Mmm!- I look good.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10You're passionate, you're sassy, you've got your own business.

0:19:10 > 0:19:15- Hey, an entrepreneur...- Yeah. Loyal, don't forget loyal.- Yeah.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18- Very loyal.- Yeah.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Come on, look, you know what blokes are like.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23It could take him ages before he gets the hint.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26DOOR OPENS

0:19:26 > 0:19:29You know what, Dee? You're right.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32- He is damn lucky to have me!- Yeah.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35And if he wants to keep me, he's got to do better than this.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38He's got to put a ring on it!

0:19:38 > 0:19:41KIM HUMS: "Single Ladies" by Beyonce

0:19:45 > 0:19:48TOILET FLUSHES

0:19:55 > 0:19:58You've done a good job, both of you.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Thanks, Bianca.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02But I'm sorry. I wish I had two jobs.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05- So can you start today, Kat?- Yeah.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Good.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17Sharon, can I have a word?

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Mmm!

0:20:55 > 0:20:59I knew you'd take after your mother! Oh, that is beautiful.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02I would have put a bit more salt but, you know...

0:21:05 > 0:21:07SHE MOUTHS

0:21:07 > 0:21:08Did you like it?

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Yeah?

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Joey...

0:21:17 > 0:21:19I ain't thanked you yet.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21What you've done for Lauren - I appreciate it.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28Don't worry about Alice. I told her - told her you'd got it wrong.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32- It's sorted.- What you talking about, sorted? I can barely look her in the eye, Max.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Forget about it, all right? I've done you a favour.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37She don't need all that running through her head.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Go see her, go on. Tell her the good news.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44Yeah, well, I'll just see Lauren first, eh?

0:22:07 > 0:22:09FRONT DOOR SHUTS

0:22:09 > 0:22:13You all right, Alice? I was wondering where you'd got to.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15I was out looking for you.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17You should have called. You all right?

0:22:17 > 0:22:19No, not really.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23I had some upsetting news about my dad.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25About when he died.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28I've spoken to Jack and Max

0:22:28 > 0:22:31and I think it's only fair if I hear from you.

0:22:33 > 0:22:37About how you stood there...

0:22:37 > 0:22:39doing nothing, watching him die.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41It wasn't like that.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43What was it like?

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Is there any point in dragging all this up?

0:22:45 > 0:22:46It matters to me.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50You really want to know?

0:22:50 > 0:22:51Yes.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54OK.

0:22:58 > 0:22:59The...um...

0:23:00 > 0:23:02The truth is, I thought he was messing about.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04I thought he was winding us up.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08I was so angry with him. Alice, I'd lost everything.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10He'd ripped it all away.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12I hated him.

0:23:15 > 0:23:19But then I realised he wasn't joking, and it was too late.

0:23:20 > 0:23:21It was over.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28It's not your dad that I keep thinking about.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31It's Joey. He's really hurting, Alice.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34He was the only decent one out of the lot of us -

0:23:34 > 0:23:36the only one who tried to help him.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38- Joey?- Yeah.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40And I stopped him.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43I told him your dad was having us on.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47By the time he went over there...

0:23:49 > 0:23:51..your dad had gone.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Alice, I'm so sorry.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Alice, I'm...

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Hey, babe. You all right?

0:24:14 > 0:24:16I had a little talk with Denise earlier.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22You think a necklace is all it's going to take to keep me sweet?

0:24:24 > 0:24:27Well, it's going to take a lot more than that, Raymondo.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30Yeah? A whole lot more.

0:24:30 > 0:24:31You know what I'm saying?

0:24:33 > 0:24:36Now, you might pretend

0:24:36 > 0:24:38you don't...

0:24:38 > 0:24:42but we both know exactly what I'm talking about.

0:24:42 > 0:24:43Denise came on to me.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Say what? Denise did what?

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Denise, um...

0:24:55 > 0:24:57she tried to kiss me.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01She caught me when my defences were down, you know.

0:25:01 > 0:25:05Look I wanted to tell you, but she was drunk, so...

0:25:06 > 0:25:10..I felt a bit sorry for her. Embarrassed.

0:25:10 > 0:25:14Hold on. Denise tried to kiss you?

0:25:14 > 0:25:15Yeah.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20What did you do?

0:25:20 > 0:25:24I pushed her away, you know. I mean, she's your sister -

0:25:24 > 0:25:25what do you think I did?

0:25:32 > 0:25:35- FRONT DOOR SHUTS - Joey?- In here.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37Well?

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Well, go on. Tell her.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44I got a 12-month suspended sentence

0:25:44 > 0:25:46and lost my licence for a year.

0:25:47 > 0:25:51That's brilliant! Come here.

0:25:51 > 0:25:52I was really worried.

0:25:56 > 0:25:57Ain't you pleased?

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Yeah. Yeah, course I am. Yeah.

0:25:59 > 0:26:04- I've just got to go and see Alice quickly.- All right. Well, I'll see you later, then, yeah?

0:26:04 > 0:26:06We'll go for a drink in the Vic?

0:26:09 > 0:26:11I thought he'd be pleased.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16He is. He's just... You know, he's upset about his dad.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Come here.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27You all right? Was hoping to catch you.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Sharon's given me too many hours...

0:26:30 > 0:26:32- Oh, nice. You come round here to show off?- No.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36I thought we could share it. Split it between us 50-50.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38If you don't want to, it's fine. I don't want to offend you.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40You would do that? Share it?

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Yeah. Get the job done twice as quick.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Us single mums have got to stick together, ain't we?

0:26:45 > 0:26:48- Yeah. Thanks, Kat. That's brilliant. - That's all right.

0:26:48 > 0:26:52- Why don't you come in and have a cup of tea?- No, you're all right. It's teatime. You'll be busy.

0:26:52 > 0:26:56Nah, the kids are watching telly. It's all right. Come on, come and have a cuppa.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58- You know what we are, don't you? - What?

0:26:58 > 0:26:59A couple of scrubbers!

0:26:59 > 0:27:01BOTH LAUGH

0:27:08 > 0:27:09They let you off, then?

0:27:11 > 0:27:12Yeah.

0:27:20 > 0:27:25I spoke to Max. And Jack and Kat.

0:27:27 > 0:27:31Joey, look at me. Look at me.

0:27:33 > 0:27:37It wasn't your fault. Don't blame yourself.

0:27:37 > 0:27:41You don't have to do that any more.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Joey, come here.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48Come on.

0:27:48 > 0:27:49HE SOBS

0:27:52 > 0:27:55- I'll get these.- Thanks.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57I took your advice.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00Who doesn't know doesn't hurt.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04Oh, Trace, can I get a rum over here, please?

0:28:04 > 0:28:08And I'm... Oh. Kim!

0:28:08 > 0:28:09My round - what you having?

0:28:11 > 0:28:15- How about you keep your hands off my man?- What?

0:28:18 > 0:28:19You're dead to me.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

0:28:57 > 0:29:01Ahem.

0:29:01 > 0:29:04Oh good. You're awake.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06Just about.

0:29:06 > 0:29:09Well, one of us has got to open up.

0:29:09 > 0:29:12I know you probably just want to keep your head down.

0:29:12 > 0:29:13Excuse me?

0:29:13 > 0:29:16Sooner or later you'll have to apologise to Kim.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18Zee, I told you. He kissed me.

0:29:18 > 0:29:21There's nothing to apologise for.

0:29:21 > 0:29:25Oh? Then why exactly are you sleeping on my sofa?

0:29:27 > 0:29:32She's dead to me, Patrick. I no longer have a sister.

0:29:33 > 0:29:35Kind of makes life a bit difficult.

0:29:35 > 0:29:38Bearing in mind she's still living here.

0:29:38 > 0:29:39It's my name above the door.

0:29:39 > 0:29:42- I'm not going to my share my house with no homewrecker. - My house too.

0:29:42 > 0:29:46- Hey.- Hey, baby. Rrr! Why don't you sit down?

0:29:46 > 0:29:49Let me make you some breakfast.

0:29:49 > 0:29:52In fact, you know what, I better get to work, babe.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55Got a mountain of prep to do. Catch you later.

0:29:55 > 0:29:58- OK. - You've got to talk to her sometime.

0:29:58 > 0:30:01Oh, I got a few choice words to say to that Jezebel.

0:30:01 > 0:30:04She's going to rue the day she made a move on my man.

0:30:06 > 0:30:07DOORBELL RINGS

0:30:15 > 0:30:17I'll get that then, shall I?

0:30:20 > 0:30:22Seriously, babe, what do you want me to do?

0:30:22 > 0:30:24Go round there, pack her bags for her?

0:30:24 > 0:30:26Yes. It would be a start.

0:30:26 > 0:30:28I mean, she's living at the B&B, Max.

0:30:28 > 0:30:30She's working at the Vic. It's humiliating.

0:30:30 > 0:30:32- Well, I told you I'd sort it. - So why haven't you?

0:30:32 > 0:30:35All I want to do is grieve in peace.

0:30:35 > 0:30:37Is that what I think it is?

0:30:37 > 0:30:39Yep.

0:30:40 > 0:30:42Go on, you might as well stick him on the mantelpiece.

0:30:42 > 0:30:45Have some respect, will you? That's your brother you're talking about.

0:30:45 > 0:30:49Come on, Oscar! You're going to be late.

0:30:49 > 0:30:52Funny, ain't it? That's all we've got left of him.

0:30:53 > 0:30:56Well, you gave him a decent send-off.

0:30:56 > 0:31:01I'm sure between you all you'll think of somewhere special for him.

0:31:01 > 0:31:03Just not my kitchen table.

0:31:04 > 0:31:06Alice should have him.

0:31:06 > 0:31:08It was her dad, weren't it?

0:31:08 > 0:31:11- When it suited him, yeah.- Come on.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13It's the right decision. She's family.

0:31:13 > 0:31:17Makes you think, don't it? Life's too short.

0:31:19 > 0:31:20Derek's gone.

0:31:21 > 0:31:23It's time we moved on.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30KNOCK ON DOOR

0:31:30 > 0:31:32(DENISE) Kimberley Fox, you open this door!

0:31:32 > 0:31:33KIMBERLEY HUMS A TUNE

0:31:36 > 0:31:39You can't keep it locked for ever, you know.

0:31:39 > 0:31:41Just watch me.

0:31:42 > 0:31:46You're supposed to be running a bed and breakfast here. Kim? You've got it all wrong.

0:31:46 > 0:31:50Will you just let me in and talk to me? Kim!

0:31:53 > 0:31:56Kim! Kim!

0:32:05 > 0:32:07Next time, I won't miss.

0:32:15 > 0:32:16You're out early.

0:32:16 > 0:32:19Yeah. I had to pick up Derek's ashes.

0:32:19 > 0:32:22Jack, you should have said. I would have come with you.

0:32:22 > 0:32:24Bianca, can you give us a minute, please?

0:32:24 > 0:32:26Oh, all right.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28I'll go and help Kat in the toilet, shall I?

0:32:28 > 0:32:30Cheers, babe.

0:32:32 > 0:32:34I want you to stick some champagne on ice.

0:32:34 > 0:32:36All right? The good stuff.

0:32:36 > 0:32:39- You've lost me.- I thought tonight we could announce our engagement.

0:32:39 > 0:32:42Jack, I don't think we need to have a big party, do we?

0:32:42 > 0:32:44Few friends. Family.

0:32:44 > 0:32:46You've only just buried your brother,

0:32:46 > 0:32:48Yeah. And I want to move on in my life. Our life.

0:32:48 > 0:32:52- We haven't told Denny.- Tell him tomorrow. We'll do it properly.

0:32:52 > 0:32:54And what about Phil?

0:32:54 > 0:32:55What about him?

0:32:55 > 0:32:57I want him to hear it from me.

0:32:57 > 0:32:59He's got a lot on his plate with Lola.

0:32:59 > 0:33:02All right. Fine. You tell Phil.

0:33:02 > 0:33:04I'm going to round up the rest of the Brannings.

0:33:04 > 0:33:08And you might want to put that ring on your finger I bought you.

0:33:14 > 0:33:16Bring her straight back to The Arches. Yeah?

0:33:16 > 0:33:17Yes! All right!

0:33:17 > 0:33:19- There's a bottle in the bag. - All right.

0:33:19 > 0:33:20Make sure you wind her.

0:33:33 > 0:33:35Just tell her what really happened.

0:33:35 > 0:33:39It's not like I'm going to get the chance, is it, the way she's been carrying on.

0:33:43 > 0:33:44All right?

0:33:46 > 0:33:47I've been better.

0:33:50 > 0:33:52Did you see the look she just gave me?

0:33:52 > 0:33:55OK. Now you're just being paranoid.

0:33:55 > 0:33:57So you managed to smooth it over with Kim, then?

0:33:57 > 0:33:59- Nothing actually happened with Ray. - No, of course not.

0:33:59 > 0:34:01- What's this? - They had a few drinks and then...

0:34:01 > 0:34:03Zee, you're not really helping. Thank you.

0:34:06 > 0:34:08That's 5.85 please.

0:34:09 > 0:34:12- I thought I had more than this. - It's all right. I can cover this, it's fine.

0:34:12 > 0:34:14- I've got it.- I've got a pocket full of change here, Kat.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16I'm fine.

0:34:20 > 0:34:21There you go. Ta.

0:34:21 > 0:34:23Kat. Hold on. Wait up.

0:34:23 > 0:34:24Kat.

0:34:24 > 0:34:26I've got to get back. Alice is looking after Tommy.

0:34:26 > 0:34:30Listen, Kat, if you're a little bit short, seriously,

0:34:30 > 0:34:32I could throw a bit of maintenance your way.

0:34:32 > 0:34:34I'm fine, Alfie. I don't need your money.

0:34:34 > 0:34:36We'll manage.

0:34:37 > 0:34:39- You know where I am. Right?- Yeah.

0:34:45 > 0:34:48So come on, are you going to tell me what this big surprise is?

0:34:48 > 0:34:49You'll have to wait and see.

0:34:49 > 0:34:51That's exactly what Jack said to Max.

0:34:51 > 0:34:54Some sort of family gathering, he said.

0:34:54 > 0:34:58- I'll see you later.- See you later. There you go. Thank you.

0:35:09 > 0:35:12I had hoped we'd seen the last of you.

0:35:12 > 0:35:15You know me, Tanya. Full of surprises.

0:35:15 > 0:35:19I never did ask - how was your break? Nicely rested?

0:35:19 > 0:35:23You mean my second honeymoon? Yeah, it was lovely.

0:35:23 > 0:35:25We had a great time.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29Why don't you swing by later?

0:35:29 > 0:35:32- There's something I want to talk to you about.- Bit pushed today.

0:35:34 > 0:35:37I'll make it worth your while.

0:35:40 > 0:35:44Shall we say a half-hour?

0:35:44 > 0:35:45I'll see you then.

0:35:50 > 0:35:53Oh, Grandad, have we got any more tomato juice out the back?

0:35:54 > 0:35:55Grandad?

0:35:57 > 0:36:03- So I thought I'd work topless this afternoon.- Nice one. That'll be a laugh, won't it, eh?

0:36:05 > 0:36:09- Are you OK? - Yes! Yes, I'm good. I'm good.

0:36:09 > 0:36:11Really? You seem a bit distracted.

0:36:11 > 0:36:14- Nah, just a bit worried about Tommy, that's all.- Why are people so messy?

0:36:14 > 0:36:18I mean, would you drop crisps on your own floor?

0:36:21 > 0:36:26You sure it's Tommy you're worried about? Hmm?

0:36:26 > 0:36:28Kat's made her bed.

0:36:28 > 0:36:34Rox, I know, sweetheart. I know, all right. It's just, you know, a struggle making ends meet.

0:36:34 > 0:36:35Then she'll have to get a job, won't she?

0:36:35 > 0:36:37Well, that's easier said than done, isn't it?

0:36:37 > 0:36:40She's got little Tommy to look after.

0:36:40 > 0:36:42These hands were soft once.

0:36:43 > 0:36:46What are you saying? Do you want her to work here, or something?

0:36:46 > 0:36:50No, no, no. No. Rox, that's not what I'm saying, sweetheart.

0:36:50 > 0:36:53I just need to know that she'll be sorted.

0:36:53 > 0:36:57Listen, Jean, can you carry this for me, sweetheart?

0:36:58 > 0:37:01This place'll be the death of me.

0:37:07 > 0:37:10Let's make this quick. I've got things to do.

0:37:10 > 0:37:14Fine. I want you off the Square.

0:37:14 > 0:37:17Bothers you, doesn't it? Me being around.

0:37:17 > 0:37:21Money must be tight. All those lonely nights in the B&B.

0:37:21 > 0:37:23I manage.

0:37:23 > 0:37:26Max is with me now. The sooner you accept that.

0:37:26 > 0:37:30I'm still his wife. In case you'd forgotten.

0:37:30 > 0:37:33You're just a name on a bit of paper.

0:37:37 > 0:37:40Then why do you feel so threatened?

0:37:40 > 0:37:43Do you know what? I actually feel a bit sorry for you now.

0:37:43 > 0:37:46Cos really you're just hanging around in case he changes his mind.

0:37:46 > 0:37:47And it's not going to happen.

0:37:50 > 0:37:51You really believe that?

0:37:51 > 0:37:54- Oh Tan, your 11.15's arrived. - Not now, Poppy.

0:37:54 > 0:37:57Full leg and bikini wax. She tends to take a while.

0:37:57 > 0:37:59I'm not saying she's hairy.

0:37:59 > 0:38:01Poppy, not now. Please.

0:38:01 > 0:38:04Can you just make her a cup of tea, and tell her I'm coming?

0:38:06 > 0:38:10Oh. Right. Yeah. Sorry.

0:38:18 > 0:38:20I want you to disappear.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33And where exactly is that supposed to get me?

0:38:34 > 0:38:37Back where he found you. Anywhere. Anywhere but Walford.

0:38:42 > 0:38:44I was thinking of moving on anyway.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48I'm not too keen on the people round here.

0:38:51 > 0:38:53You give my regards to Max.

0:39:04 > 0:39:07Oh, Sharon! What do you think?

0:39:07 > 0:39:08Special occasion?

0:39:08 > 0:39:11Yeah. The party tonight. Jack's invited me. It was only cheap.

0:39:11 > 0:39:14I ain't going to get rich cleaning the club, am I?

0:39:14 > 0:39:16Not saying I'm not grateful or nothing. Just...

0:39:16 > 0:39:20- it's been a while since I had money to spend, know what I mean? - It's lovely.

0:39:20 > 0:39:21- I'll see you later then.- OK.

0:39:22 > 0:39:25Sharon? You offered Bianca a job?

0:39:25 > 0:39:27Well, she's sharing her shifts with Kat.

0:39:27 > 0:39:28Kat?

0:39:28 > 0:39:30Mm-hm. I thought she could do with a break.

0:39:33 > 0:39:36We're going to need to find a place to scatter them.

0:39:36 > 0:39:37Somewhere he liked to be.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41The bookies.

0:39:41 > 0:39:42Or the dog track.

0:39:46 > 0:39:47I barely even knew him.

0:39:49 > 0:39:53Alice, listen to me. You're not on your own.

0:39:53 > 0:39:56We're here for you. We're your family.

0:39:59 > 0:40:02Lea River. He took Joey fishing there once.

0:40:04 > 0:40:09Nice. When you're ready, you call me up and I'll drive you there.

0:40:09 > 0:40:10Thanks.

0:40:12 > 0:40:14Come here.

0:40:17 > 0:40:20Oh, I'm having a party tonight. At the R&R.

0:40:20 > 0:40:25Special announcement to make. I know it's a bit soon.

0:40:25 > 0:40:28But I'd love you to be there.

0:40:28 > 0:40:29I'll see.

0:40:48 > 0:40:50Phil. Can I have a word, please?

0:40:50 > 0:40:52Well, make it quick, I've got a motor to fix.

0:40:52 > 0:40:54- All right, Sharon? - You seen Lola?

0:40:54 > 0:40:55Not since this morning, no.

0:40:55 > 0:40:59- She's supposed to be back 20 minutes ago. - All right, don't have a go at me.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03- What time do you call this? - She filled her nappy.

0:41:03 > 0:41:06There's always an excuse with you, ain't there?

0:41:06 > 0:41:08- I had to change her, Phil.- Do you want her taken back in care? Do you?

0:41:08 > 0:41:10There's no need for that, Phil.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12- Yeah, you tell him, Shaz. - Don't you start, Lola.

0:41:12 > 0:41:14Which bit of "straight back" don't you understand?

0:41:14 > 0:41:17- Phil, she is trying.- She's trying my patience, that's what she's trying.

0:41:17 > 0:41:19Have you seemed to have forgotten that I'm her mum?

0:41:19 > 0:41:22I'll tell you what you are. You're a liability.

0:41:22 > 0:41:24- That's what you are. - Just pack it in, the pair of you!

0:41:24 > 0:41:26This ain't helping no one. The baby is fine, Phil.

0:41:26 > 0:41:30It won't happen again. Will it, Lola?

0:41:30 > 0:41:31No.

0:41:31 > 0:41:36Well, it better not. Come on, darling. Come on.

0:41:36 > 0:41:38Daddy Phil's here.

0:41:44 > 0:41:46This is for you. Enjoy.

0:41:47 > 0:41:49I want a word with you.

0:41:49 > 0:41:50I'm busy with orders.

0:41:50 > 0:41:51SHE SCOFFS

0:41:53 > 0:41:54Ray.

0:41:57 > 0:41:59What exactly did you say to Kim?

0:41:59 > 0:42:02Maybe I made a mistake, all right?

0:42:02 > 0:42:06I thought you spoke to her, so I told her you came on to me.

0:42:06 > 0:42:09But why would you say..? If I remember rightly, it was you that kissed me.

0:42:09 > 0:42:11If I'm making a play for her sister,

0:42:11 > 0:42:13then what does that say about me and Kim?

0:42:13 > 0:42:15She loves you, Ray.

0:42:18 > 0:42:21But I kissed you. So... So maybe I don't feel the same?

0:42:23 > 0:42:24The truth is,

0:42:24 > 0:42:28things haven't really been right for quite some time, you know,

0:42:28 > 0:42:30and maybe I'm just kidding myself.

0:42:30 > 0:42:33OK. There's no need to rush into anything.

0:42:34 > 0:42:38I'll tell Kim it was my fault. We're sisters.

0:42:38 > 0:42:39She'll get over it.

0:42:39 > 0:42:44I just think this is all getting out of hand.

0:42:46 > 0:42:48Just leave it to me, OK? I'm going to sort it.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50- All right?- All right.

0:42:54 > 0:42:58MUFFLED MUSIC AND VOICES ABOVE

0:43:07 > 0:43:09All right, Jack.

0:43:12 > 0:43:15- You all right?- All right. - What are you doing later?

0:43:17 > 0:43:20I might have plans. Yeah. Why?

0:43:20 > 0:43:23Well, I'm having a few drinks at the R&R later.

0:43:23 > 0:43:25Special announcement to make.

0:43:25 > 0:43:27She's not said yes, has she?

0:43:27 > 0:43:30That'd be telling, wouldn't it?

0:43:30 > 0:43:31You have my condolences.

0:43:35 > 0:43:36What do you reckon?

0:43:47 > 0:43:48Schneid.

0:43:48 > 0:43:49- Yeah?- Yeah.- How do you know?

0:43:49 > 0:43:51I'm an ex-copper, you doughnut.

0:43:51 > 0:43:54But the likeness. It's a good likeness, ain't it?

0:43:54 > 0:43:57Yeah, yeah. Good. Where did you get it?

0:43:58 > 0:44:00Bookies?

0:44:00 > 0:44:02Well, I suggest you take it back.

0:44:02 > 0:44:05All right? Ain't worth the paper it's printed on.

0:44:05 > 0:44:07Oh, see you there, yeah?

0:44:07 > 0:44:09See you there, yeah.

0:44:09 > 0:44:11See you.

0:44:15 > 0:44:18- Thanks.- What for?

0:44:18 > 0:44:19For always sticking up for me.

0:44:19 > 0:44:23You're the only one Phil actually seems to listen to.

0:44:23 > 0:44:26Well, to survive the Mitchells, you've got to choose your battles.

0:44:26 > 0:44:27Fight your corner.

0:44:27 > 0:44:29Yeah, well, things are better when you're around.

0:44:29 > 0:44:31Yeah, well, I'm not going anywhere.

0:44:31 > 0:44:35Anyway, Shazza, I hear that Jack's having a party tonight.

0:44:35 > 0:44:39- Mm-hm.- Well, I am invited, yeah?

0:44:39 > 0:44:41Well, yeah. Yeah. Course. Course, darlin'.

0:44:49 > 0:44:54Bianca, hold on! Hi. Um...

0:44:54 > 0:44:57Are you working at the club now?

0:44:57 > 0:44:58Why are you interested?

0:44:58 > 0:45:01Well, cos I just wondered if you fancied taking on the Vic?

0:45:03 > 0:45:04Why are you being nice to me, Roxy?

0:45:04 > 0:45:07Just... I dunno.

0:45:07 > 0:45:09My sister's in prison and I know how it feels.

0:45:09 > 0:45:13- No, you don't. - OK. All right. Fine. Suit yourself.

0:45:13 > 0:45:15- Don't have the job. - I didn't say that, did I?

0:45:19 > 0:45:24It's just... Look, Kat's sharing her shifts with me.

0:45:24 > 0:45:26We clean together.

0:45:26 > 0:45:29I really don't think she'd want to work at the Vic.

0:45:30 > 0:45:34No. I don't suppose she would, really, would she?

0:45:34 > 0:45:35I could try and talk her into it.

0:45:35 > 0:45:39No... Yeah. Yeah, would you?

0:45:39 > 0:45:41I'll try.

0:45:41 > 0:45:42Thanks.

0:46:10 > 0:46:12That seat taken?

0:46:20 > 0:46:22Here for the weigh-in?

0:46:22 > 0:46:23What do you think?

0:46:26 > 0:46:29She on solids yet?

0:46:29 > 0:46:35She's still on milk four times a day. Yes, you are, aren't you?

0:46:35 > 0:46:37Formula, yeah?

0:46:37 > 0:46:39Well, where else am I going to get it from?

0:46:41 > 0:46:45Tough, ain't it? Bringing up a kid on your own.

0:46:45 > 0:46:48Especially at your time of life.

0:46:48 > 0:46:49What are you trying to say?

0:46:51 > 0:46:52Baby indoors. Business to run.

0:46:54 > 0:46:56We've got a lot in common, you and me.

0:46:56 > 0:46:58Do you reckon?

0:47:03 > 0:47:05What if I told you I had some...

0:47:05 > 0:47:08money that needed cleaning?

0:47:09 > 0:47:11What, dodgy money?

0:47:11 > 0:47:12Yeah.

0:47:12 > 0:47:15I'd tell you to mind who you was talking to.

0:47:15 > 0:47:17I'm looking for someone to help me

0:47:17 > 0:47:19make it...disappear, you know?

0:47:20 > 0:47:22And you thought you'd ask me?

0:47:22 > 0:47:25I thought you'd be the man.

0:47:25 > 0:47:26I'm listening.

0:47:27 > 0:47:31We join forces. You clean your half through the club,

0:47:31 > 0:47:32I clean my half through the gym.

0:47:32 > 0:47:36We halve the risk, double the profits, happy days.

0:47:36 > 0:47:38And what about Jack?

0:47:38 > 0:47:39What about Jack?

0:47:41 > 0:47:43How much are we talking about?

0:47:43 > 0:47:45Enough to make it worth your while.

0:47:45 > 0:47:46You and me? Partners?

0:47:46 > 0:47:48Yeah. 60-40.

0:47:48 > 0:47:51You think I'd do business with you?

0:47:51 > 0:47:52Are you together?

0:47:52 > 0:47:54BOTH: No.

0:47:54 > 0:47:56Right. Who was next?

0:47:57 > 0:47:59We are. Come on, then.

0:47:59 > 0:48:01We'll go and get baby weighed.

0:48:26 > 0:48:29- All right, Michael? The usual?- Yeah.

0:48:32 > 0:48:34I invited Denise for a drink.

0:48:34 > 0:48:35You sure that's wise?

0:48:35 > 0:48:39Kim needs to know the truth.

0:48:39 > 0:48:41I just can't sit on the fence.

0:48:41 > 0:48:42Best place to be right now.

0:48:44 > 0:48:45That's on me.

0:48:45 > 0:48:48So. I've offered Bianca a job, cleaning.

0:48:48 > 0:48:51- Bianca?- Clearly Jean doesn't want it anymore.

0:48:51 > 0:48:54And the thing is, Bianca and Kat have set up,

0:48:54 > 0:48:56like, a cleaning thing together.

0:48:56 > 0:48:58So Kat's going to be working here then?

0:48:58 > 0:48:59Just downstairs. Trial basis.

0:48:59 > 0:49:02Peroxide, you're an angel. That's a genius idea. Good one.

0:49:02 > 0:49:04What can I get you, Cora?

0:49:04 > 0:49:05Same again, darling.

0:49:05 > 0:49:07So just to clarify, just for me -

0:49:07 > 0:49:10in order to keep your boyfriend sweet,

0:49:10 > 0:49:13you've got his ex to work here every day.

0:49:15 > 0:49:17You're a genius(!)

0:49:25 > 0:49:27Did you know she'd be here?

0:49:27 > 0:49:29She hasn't let him out of her sight.

0:49:29 > 0:49:31Listen, I don't want no trouble, all right?

0:49:31 > 0:49:34I've come in here for a quiet drink.

0:49:34 > 0:49:36Surprised she's got the nerve to show her face.

0:49:36 > 0:49:38Come on, listen to what she has to say now, man.

0:49:38 > 0:49:41Listen, just drop the sorry sister act. Cos I ain't interested.

0:49:41 > 0:49:44OK. You know what, whatever Ray might have told you...

0:49:48 > 0:49:49Kim, it was just a kiss.

0:49:49 > 0:49:53It was just a drunken kiss. I don't know what came over me.

0:49:53 > 0:49:55You're brazen, you know that?

0:49:55 > 0:49:58I am trying to make things right between us.

0:49:58 > 0:50:00- You've always been jealous of me. - Jealous(!)

0:50:00 > 0:50:03Always. Youthful elegance. Easygoing.

0:50:03 > 0:50:06You just can't bear the fact that I'm happy.

0:50:06 > 0:50:08Of course I want you to be happy.

0:50:08 > 0:50:12So you decide to steal my man? Hmm? Yeah?

0:50:12 > 0:50:15Fine. If that's what you want to think of me.

0:50:15 > 0:50:18Raymond is the best thing that ever happened to me.

0:50:18 > 0:50:21I ain't about to let you ruin what we've got.

0:50:22 > 0:50:24You know, actually, it's OK.

0:50:24 > 0:50:27The pair of you - you deserve each other.

0:50:35 > 0:50:37Ain't you supposed to be getting ready?

0:50:37 > 0:50:39I thought we were keeping it low-key?

0:50:39 > 0:50:41I only told a few people, ain't I?

0:50:41 > 0:50:43Seems like you've asked most of the Square.

0:50:43 > 0:50:44What's the matter with that?

0:50:44 > 0:50:46Jack, why did you pick the R&R?

0:50:46 > 0:50:49I mean, it's really rubbing Phil's nose in it.

0:50:49 > 0:50:51Right. So you ain't told him yet.

0:50:52 > 0:50:54Well, he was arguing with Lola, Jack.

0:50:54 > 0:50:56First it's Phil, then it's Lola...

0:50:56 > 0:50:57I'm supposed to be looking out for her.

0:50:57 > 0:51:00Well, sometimes I think you look out for them more than you care for us.

0:51:00 > 0:51:02Jack, that is not fair.

0:51:02 > 0:51:04Me, Denny and Amy. We're your family now.

0:51:04 > 0:51:07- I don't need you to tell me that. - Good.

0:51:07 > 0:51:10The rest of the Brannings are waiting for me over at the club.

0:51:10 > 0:51:13If you want to marry me, I'll see you there, yeah?

0:51:17 > 0:51:18DOOR SLAMS

0:51:29 > 0:51:31How's my hair looking?

0:51:31 > 0:51:33Yeah, it's all right.

0:51:33 > 0:51:36I'm not convinced about that leave-in conditioner.

0:51:36 > 0:51:37Oh, yeah.

0:51:37 > 0:51:40So what's this party in aid of, anyway?

0:51:40 > 0:51:42Dunno. They just said a surprise.

0:51:42 > 0:51:43I'm too old for surprises.

0:51:45 > 0:51:46There you go.

0:51:46 > 0:51:47Thank you, darling.

0:51:47 > 0:51:50- Cheers, everyone. - Cheers, one and all.

0:51:59 > 0:52:00I don't believe it.

0:52:02 > 0:52:04Mutton.

0:52:05 > 0:52:08Don't look at me, I never invited her.

0:52:08 > 0:52:09Well, I can ask her to leave.

0:52:09 > 0:52:12Don't do that, please. Don't make a scene, please.

0:52:23 > 0:52:26You want to see the back of Kirsty?

0:52:26 > 0:52:28You got to up your game, girl.

0:52:28 > 0:52:31So what's all this about? Suspense is killing me.

0:52:31 > 0:52:33Sharon'll be here in a minute.

0:52:33 > 0:52:35What's she doing here?

0:52:35 > 0:52:36Don't start.

0:52:36 > 0:52:39Doesn't feel right. Us all out having fun.

0:52:39 > 0:52:41It's what your dad would have wanted.

0:52:41 > 0:52:45Yeah. Better than moping around indoors.

0:52:45 > 0:52:46Go on.

0:52:46 > 0:52:48Get those down your neck.

0:52:49 > 0:52:51You've perked up since yesterday.

0:52:51 > 0:52:54Yeah, well, things are better now, ain't they?

0:52:57 > 0:53:00Oh. I was looking for Phil.

0:53:00 > 0:53:01Oh. You just missed him.

0:53:01 > 0:53:03He's just popped over the club.

0:53:03 > 0:53:05- The club?- Yeah, accounts to do, or something.

0:53:05 > 0:53:07He left us with Lexi, and a list of instructions.

0:53:07 > 0:53:10- Right. I'll catch him over there. - What was the big secret?

0:53:10 > 0:53:12Yeah, Mum's all excited.

0:53:12 > 0:53:14You'll find out soon enough, OK?

0:53:26 > 0:53:28So where's Sharon, then?

0:53:28 > 0:53:32She's probably still doing her make-up, I should think.

0:53:32 > 0:53:34All right, Jackie? How's it going?

0:53:34 > 0:53:36- Yeah, good. - Not too late to change your mind.

0:53:36 > 0:53:39You know what, sometimes you are actually quite funny.

0:53:39 > 0:53:40Do one.

0:53:44 > 0:53:46So what d'you think you're playing at?

0:53:46 > 0:53:48Just enjoying the fun. I love a family party.

0:53:48 > 0:53:50Stay away from Michael. He's trouble.

0:53:50 > 0:53:53What's the matter, Max? You jealous?

0:54:11 > 0:54:13We had a deal.

0:54:13 > 0:54:16I went up West. Bit of spare cash to spend.

0:54:16 > 0:54:19All dressed up, nowhere to go. You really are desperate.

0:54:19 > 0:54:22You tried to buy me off.

0:54:22 > 0:54:25Now I'd say that was desperate.

0:54:25 > 0:54:28He doesn't love you. I know him.

0:54:28 > 0:54:30I know him better than anyone else.

0:54:30 > 0:54:34He's selfish, devious and far too pleased with himself.

0:54:34 > 0:54:37A used car salesman who's seen better days.

0:54:37 > 0:54:39Dubious taste in music.

0:54:39 > 0:54:41Terrible dress sense.

0:54:41 > 0:54:44A weakness for blondes and sherbet lemons.

0:54:48 > 0:54:49Funny, ain't it?

0:54:51 > 0:54:52The lengths we'll go to.

0:54:52 > 0:54:54To keep hold of a man like that.

0:55:06 > 0:55:07Change from the dress.

0:55:17 > 0:55:19Excuse me. Sorry.

0:55:28 > 0:55:29Here she is!

0:55:29 > 0:55:30Hey.

0:55:35 > 0:55:36Right, people. Listen up!

0:55:38 > 0:55:42Right. The passing of my brother made me realise

0:55:42 > 0:55:45that in this life you've got to go and grab whatever you want.

0:55:45 > 0:55:49You know, grab life by the you-know-whats. So to speak.

0:55:50 > 0:55:53So I want you all to know that I've asked Sharon to be my wife.

0:55:53 > 0:55:57- CHEERS - Yeah!

0:55:57 > 0:55:58And naturally, she said yes.

0:55:58 > 0:56:02So I want you to join me in a toast.

0:56:04 > 0:56:09To my future beautiful wife. Sharon. Everybody, come on.

0:56:09 > 0:56:12CHEERS ALL: Congratulations!

0:56:15 > 0:56:17Sharon!

0:56:17 > 0:56:18To Jack and Sharon.

0:56:18 > 0:56:20Congratulations.

0:56:20 > 0:56:21Thank you very much.

0:57:00 > 0:57:03Honestly, Max, the way she looked at me!

0:57:03 > 0:57:04You tried to pay her off! What do you expect?

0:57:04 > 0:57:06If she thinks she's getting better of me...

0:57:06 > 0:57:08- Tan, she don't think that. - How do you know?

0:57:08 > 0:57:11- Breakfast at the caff? - I can't, babe. I'm skint.

0:57:11 > 0:57:13You're not skint enough for this. Come on.

0:57:13 > 0:57:15I know women like her.

0:57:15 > 0:57:18- Er, you were supposed to be bringing me a coffee?- It's there.

0:57:18 > 0:57:20I know exactly how they think.

0:57:20 > 0:57:22It's not like I have a chemistry exam or anything, is it?

0:57:22 > 0:57:24Ab!

0:57:27 > 0:57:30Deal with it, Max. I want her gone. Today.

0:57:34 > 0:57:36- So, B, where is she then? - Look, Alfie, I'm not psychic!

0:57:36 > 0:57:39- All I know is, Kat definitely ain't here, is she?- OK, OK.

0:57:42 > 0:57:45Hey, what do you say we go out for breakfast?

0:57:45 > 0:57:47I'm sure Jean will look after Amy.

0:57:47 > 0:57:49- Jean might be busy. - Jean, sweetheart...

0:57:49 > 0:57:51Now she's got nothing to clean.

0:57:51 > 0:57:54Come on. Please, listen, listen... No Kat, no kids.

0:57:54 > 0:57:57Just you and me, yeah? Before anyone else gets a bit of you.

0:57:57 > 0:57:58It's just...I need to pop out, all right?

0:57:58 > 0:58:01- This better be good.- I need to see a man about a delivery.

0:58:01 > 0:58:02I promise I won't be long.

0:58:14 > 0:58:16THEY LAUGH

0:58:16 > 0:58:20Oi. They're only doing community service. They're not monkeys!

0:58:20 > 0:58:22They don't do tricks.

0:58:23 > 0:58:25Cheers for that.

0:58:27 > 0:58:28All right?

0:58:28 > 0:58:30All right?

0:58:30 > 0:58:32You all right, darling?

0:58:34 > 0:58:36HE LAUGHS

0:58:36 > 0:58:38Lovely day, innit?

0:58:42 > 0:58:44Something funny?

0:58:49 > 0:58:53Triangles. Proper complicated, or what?

0:58:56 > 0:58:57Has Zainab been talking?

0:58:57 > 0:59:00You know, I saw this film once, me mam had it on,

0:59:00 > 0:59:03where this woman fell in love with her sister's husband.

0:59:03 > 0:59:05I don't know what you've heard but it was nothing like...

0:59:05 > 0:59:08The whole village got together and drove her out.

0:59:08 > 0:59:11She had to go and live in a cowshed. Romantic or what?

0:59:29 > 0:59:31I'm sorry, Alfie. I thought I could do this.

0:59:31 > 0:59:32But I just can't.

0:59:37 > 0:59:41Yeah. Kirsty! Max is here for you.

0:59:42 > 0:59:44Can't keep you away, can I?

0:59:49 > 0:59:52- Babe, please, this has got to stop. - What has?

0:59:52 > 0:59:54All this. You playing games. Mucking about.

0:59:54 > 0:59:57Me? You're the one who just walked through the door.

0:59:57 > 0:59:59You're winding Tanya up!

0:59:59 > 1:00:00Wouldn't want that now, would we?

1:00:00 > 1:00:02She wants it all sorted out, all right?

1:00:02 > 1:00:05And what do you want? I know you, Max.

1:00:07 > 1:00:09Kirsty, I'm going to marry Tanya again.

1:00:09 > 1:00:11Well, then you're just going to have to get a divorce.

1:00:11 > 1:00:13Yeah, well, I can't do that on my own, can I?

1:00:13 > 1:00:15KNOCK ON DOOR

1:00:16 > 1:00:19Come round tonight, all right? Dinner. We'll all discuss it.

1:00:19 > 1:00:20Please?

1:00:25 > 1:00:28- Where's Alfie? I want the rent. - It's not due, Phil.

1:00:28 > 1:00:30That weren't a question, I want the rent.

1:00:30 > 1:00:32PHONE RINGS

1:00:37 > 1:00:39I've finished the barrel store, do you want...?

1:00:39 > 1:00:41You know it's not Alfie's fault

1:00:41 > 1:00:43that Sharon and Jack are getting married, don't you?

1:00:43 > 1:00:46- Roxy, shall I start on the toilets? - Alfie's out. He's with a buyer.

1:00:46 > 1:00:49So you can whistle for your money for all I care.

1:00:51 > 1:00:54Er...I think Alfie went over to see Kat.

1:00:58 > 1:01:00Shall I just start on the toilets?

1:01:03 > 1:01:05I've let Bianca down and I've let you down.

1:01:05 > 1:01:07You ain't let me down.

1:01:07 > 1:01:09You didn't have to give me that job.

1:01:09 > 1:01:11ALFIE SIGHS

1:01:11 > 1:01:13I bet Roxy weren't happy with you but you just went ahead

1:01:13 > 1:01:14and done it anyway, didn't you?

1:01:14 > 1:01:17- Kat, Kat, she gave you that job herself.- Course she did.

1:01:17 > 1:01:19It had nothing to do with me. Ask Bianca.

1:01:19 > 1:01:25Is she trying to rub my nose in it? She takes my pub, my husband...

1:01:25 > 1:01:26Whoa, stop.

1:01:27 > 1:01:30Now she wants me to scrub her khazis?

1:01:30 > 1:01:32Whoa, whoa, Kat, please.

1:01:33 > 1:01:37I know you need the money and she knows you need the money.

1:01:37 > 1:01:41You don't have to be scared of her, you know.

1:01:42 > 1:01:43Don't I?

1:01:47 > 1:01:50Well, she's not going to want me to do it now, is she?

1:01:50 > 1:01:52Letting her down on the first day.

1:01:52 > 1:01:55Listen, I can talk to her. She knows how hard it is.

1:01:55 > 1:01:59I don't want her sympathy. I'm not having her thinking I'm charity.

1:01:59 > 1:02:02No, it's nothing to do with charity, all right?

1:02:04 > 1:02:07Why don't you start next week, yeah?

1:02:07 > 1:02:08What about Bianca?

1:02:08 > 1:02:11She won't want to do it on her own, will she?

1:02:11 > 1:02:13I can talk to Bianca. I can sort it with Rox.

1:02:13 > 1:02:16It's no problem.

1:02:16 > 1:02:17Why are you always so nice to me?

1:02:29 > 1:02:31You know, you're always welcome in the Vic.

1:02:31 > 1:02:32You know that, don't you?

1:02:34 > 1:02:36And you and me?

1:02:37 > 1:02:38We're OK.

1:02:47 > 1:02:48Excuse me.

1:02:48 > 1:02:53Oh... Well, don't push yourself too hard, will you(?)

1:02:55 > 1:02:59Right. 14 caulis, nine red cabbage, seven pounds of Maris Pipers.

1:02:59 > 1:03:02And it's only just gone 10 in the morning!

1:03:02 > 1:03:05Oh, you've heard the fat lady singing, have you? Have you?

1:03:09 > 1:03:11You know, if I'm going to be gossiped about...

1:03:11 > 1:03:14I was not gossiping! Ayesha must have overheard.

1:03:14 > 1:03:17Well, I may as well be gossiped about and be successful.

1:03:20 > 1:03:22Morning, Mrs Masood.

1:03:22 > 1:03:23Yes, morning, morning.

1:03:25 > 1:03:26Regional Manager.

1:03:26 > 1:03:29- SHE SCOFFS - You?

1:03:29 > 1:03:32Yes, me. Applications close next week, so...

1:03:32 > 1:03:34DENISE GIGGLES

1:03:35 > 1:03:37Move!

1:03:39 > 1:03:41Nah, nah, nah, you want the raspberry and the passion fruit.

1:03:41 > 1:03:44- Orange one's for sheep. - Dexter. What are you doing here?

1:03:44 > 1:03:46I owe you a fiver, remember?

1:03:58 > 1:04:00- You all right?- Yeah. All sorted? - Yeah, yeah.

1:04:00 > 1:04:03They messed up with the order so I just had...

1:04:03 > 1:04:06- Don't lie to me.- You what? - I said don't lie to me, Alfie!

1:04:07 > 1:04:12OK, hear me out. I just didn't want to upset you, OK?

1:04:12 > 1:04:14Well, you didn't do a very good job, did you?

1:04:14 > 1:04:16Look, I'm really sorry. I didn't know it was meant to be a secret.

1:04:16 > 1:04:18No, no, no, it's not a secret.

1:04:18 > 1:04:20No, it's not. It's just something Alfie lied about.

1:04:20 > 1:04:21OK, so it's a secret.

1:04:21 > 1:04:23Where is Kat anyway? Still putting her make-up on?

1:04:23 > 1:04:26- Bianca!- Don't take it out on Bianca. - I'm not!

1:04:26 > 1:04:28If you want to go and see Kat, then go and see her.

1:04:28 > 1:04:31- Rox, I don't want to see Kat! - Er, you've just been round there!

1:04:31 > 1:04:33Yeah, because she didn't turn up for work!

1:04:35 > 1:04:37So why can't you just tell me that?

1:04:37 > 1:04:39I-I-I don't know! You wanted me all to yourself.

1:04:39 > 1:04:42- But you chose Kat, didn't you? - You want me to turn my back on her?

1:04:42 > 1:04:44- Don't make this about me.- I'm not.

1:04:44 > 1:04:47Yes, you are. And you are the one who lied. Not me.

1:04:47 > 1:04:48Rox, stop. Now, why..?

1:04:51 > 1:04:52I'm so sorry.

1:04:52 > 1:04:54It's all right.

1:04:57 > 1:04:59He looked like he was going to explode!

1:04:59 > 1:05:01I don't care what Phil thinks.

1:05:02 > 1:05:05He's still got a bit of a thing for you, hasn't he?

1:05:05 > 1:05:08New Year's Day, he proposed.

1:05:08 > 1:05:11No! You're kidding me. What happened?

1:05:16 > 1:05:18I've just had Max round.

1:05:19 > 1:05:21Right. All sorted then?

1:05:21 > 1:05:24- All sorted.- Good.

1:05:24 > 1:05:26I'm coming to dinner this evening.

1:05:26 > 1:05:29Discuss the whole situation properly.

1:05:33 > 1:05:35Max did tell you about the dinner?

1:05:35 > 1:05:41It was my idea. So we'll see you about six, then?

1:05:49 > 1:05:51Max invited Kirsty to dinner?

1:05:51 > 1:05:55Can you believe that?! Well, you're going to come an' all.

1:05:55 > 1:05:56Babe, I can't, Tan, I'm working.

1:05:56 > 1:06:02Really? I want everyone there. I want the whole family there.

1:06:02 > 1:06:03Come on, are you sure that's wise?

1:06:03 > 1:06:06Yeah. Yeah. She wants dinner? She can come and have dinner.

1:06:06 > 1:06:09She can come round and see exactly what Max has got.

1:06:09 > 1:06:11Then maybe she'll give up.

1:06:17 > 1:06:19I still don't see why we needed to get another cleaner.

1:06:19 > 1:06:21Jean, Jean, please, darling.

1:06:21 > 1:06:24It's just that Roxy thought you needed a break, that's all.

1:06:24 > 1:06:27Nobody asked me if I needed a break! I mean, at least I turn up.

1:06:27 > 1:06:30- Same time tomorrow? - And will Kat be joining you?

1:06:30 > 1:06:32Drop it. Drop it now, OK? Stop.

1:06:35 > 1:06:37HE SIGHS

1:06:37 > 1:06:38Erm...

1:06:38 > 1:06:40Sorry, B. I've spoken to Kat. It's fine. She can start next week.

1:06:40 > 1:06:42Oh, yeah. Cos it isn't half hard work,

1:06:42 > 1:06:44trying to clean this whole pub all on your own.

1:06:44 > 1:06:47I know, I'll make it up to you with the extra hours.

1:06:47 > 1:06:50- Yeah? Is Roxy all right about that? - Yeah, she's fine. She's good.

1:06:50 > 1:06:52- Oh, good. See you later then. Thanks.- Yeah. See ya.

1:06:55 > 1:06:57Ain't easy, is it?

1:06:57 > 1:07:00No, I get that, I do. It's just, I don't know...

1:07:00 > 1:07:02You've got to give them space.

1:07:02 > 1:07:05Let them work it out, make their mistakes.

1:07:05 > 1:07:09Yeah, but what if every time... is he going to choose her?

1:07:09 > 1:07:12Who does he live with? Who does he wake up next to?

1:07:12 > 1:07:15They've got a kid together, haven't they?

1:07:15 > 1:07:17You don't want it all to end up in a custody battle

1:07:17 > 1:07:20- like some idiots, do ya? - SHE LAUGHS

1:07:20 > 1:07:25No. Why couldn't we do this years ago? Just sit and talk.

1:07:25 > 1:07:27I think back then you didn't know how to listen.

1:07:27 > 1:07:30Ah, that's very funny.

1:07:30 > 1:07:32Oi. Congratulations.

1:07:34 > 1:07:37- Will you just be there, OK? - I've got my exam!

1:07:37 > 1:07:38It's not tonight, is it?

1:07:38 > 1:07:40I thought we were going to the cinema.

1:07:40 > 1:07:43You can go tomorrow. 6.00. Dinner. More the merrier.

1:07:48 > 1:07:49I thought you had an exam?

1:07:49 > 1:07:51I'm on study period. Final revision.

1:07:54 > 1:07:56They are doing my head in out there, I tell you.

1:07:56 > 1:07:59I've, um...do you remember when the other day I dropped that tenner?

1:07:59 > 1:08:02Do you know how hard it is trying to get chewing gum off the pavement?

1:08:02 > 1:08:04Look, Jay...

1:08:14 > 1:08:17Right. Printed off my application form,

1:08:17 > 1:08:19so I've just got to get these filled in now.

1:08:19 > 1:08:21- Put these up there. - How about here, Aunty Ji?

1:08:21 > 1:08:23OK, some here some there. Up, down.

1:08:23 > 1:08:26- Doesn't matter. Put them... - What are you doing?

1:08:26 > 1:08:28- Retail theory? It's- a corner shop.

1:08:28 > 1:08:30I saw this programme on television, right.

1:08:30 > 1:08:33They said that people shop in an anti-clockwise matter.

1:08:33 > 1:08:35Which means you should put everything that they need

1:08:35 > 1:08:37at the end of their trip.

1:08:37 > 1:08:40That way they have to walk through the whole shop.

1:08:40 > 1:08:43So people start shopping at the till then, do they?

1:08:44 > 1:08:47Right, I have sold 14 big bags of carrots

1:08:47 > 1:08:50and I think you've sold one small sweet potato.

1:08:50 > 1:08:53Things getting desperate now, are they?

1:08:55 > 1:08:56Retail theory(!)

1:08:56 > 1:08:58Well, I'm sure the people at Head Office

1:08:58 > 1:09:00will be very pleased with my ideas.

1:09:00 > 1:09:02- Oh, yeah? - SHE LAUGHS

1:09:04 > 1:09:06You're going after my job, ain't you?

1:09:10 > 1:09:12- You going to help her revise? - You're being so embarrassing.

1:09:12 > 1:09:14I'm not hitting on your girl, you know.

1:09:14 > 1:09:17- You didn't tell me he was back. - It didn't seem important.

1:09:17 > 1:09:20- Have you got fluff in your ears or something?- Hang on, hang on.

1:09:20 > 1:09:22You're going out with another boy and it don't seem important?

1:09:22 > 1:09:24- We're not going out! - We're having a coffee.

1:09:24 > 1:09:27- Am I talking to you? - You don't own me.

1:09:27 > 1:09:29If I was going out with another girl, would you be happy?

1:09:29 > 1:09:30We're not going out!

1:09:30 > 1:09:33Would you stop being such an idiot! I'll see you later.

1:09:33 > 1:09:35We're due at mum's at six. Dinner. Remember?

1:09:35 > 1:09:38- You might be. I ain't due anywhere. - Jay!

1:09:38 > 1:09:40No. "You don't own me." Why don't you take one of your new pals?

1:09:40 > 1:09:42Maybe I will!

1:09:44 > 1:09:45What is his problem?

1:09:47 > 1:09:49- Brave man, Jack.- Yeah?

1:09:49 > 1:09:52Ditched the last geezer at the altar, didn't she?

1:09:52 > 1:09:54You're no stranger to that one yourself, are you?

1:09:54 > 1:09:57Husband before that got murdered.

1:09:57 > 1:10:01Yeah, and the last person who proposed to her got a knock-back.

1:10:01 > 1:10:02That what she told you?

1:10:02 > 1:10:05Yeah, well, there's no secrets between me and Sharon.

1:10:05 > 1:10:09Let's be grown up about this, all right? Let's move on.

1:10:12 > 1:10:16Mum, I said I wanted them cubed! Cubed I wanted.

1:10:16 > 1:10:19Sliced, cubed, whatever.

1:10:19 > 1:10:21No, not "whatever," Mum.

1:10:21 > 1:10:24Cubed! Is there anything at all going on in that head?

1:10:24 > 1:10:26- Babe, you told me to sort it out. - That woman? Here, for dinner?

1:10:26 > 1:10:28Right, fair enough. I'll call her, cancel.

1:10:28 > 1:10:30No! No, you're not getting out of it now.

1:10:32 > 1:10:33You and Nan are cooking?

1:10:33 > 1:10:36Oh, yeah, your dad's wife's coming for dinner.

1:10:36 > 1:10:37She ain't my wife!

1:10:42 > 1:10:44All right, well, she is my wife. But not like that.

1:10:44 > 1:10:47- It wasn't worth coming back here, was it?- No.

1:10:47 > 1:10:49Eh, no, no. You're not going anywhere.

1:10:49 > 1:10:50You can't honestly think we're staying?

1:10:50 > 1:10:53- Yes. You're having your dinner here. - I'm not really up for that.

1:10:53 > 1:10:56- She wants a war, she can have a war. - No-one wants a war.

1:10:56 > 1:10:59Then after dinner, the three of us will sit and plan your divorce.

1:10:59 > 1:11:01But before that, she can have some nice food, nice drink.

1:11:01 > 1:11:03And she can get to see what she's taking on.

1:11:03 > 1:11:07- The whole family. Warm and united. - Pushing your luck on that one.

1:11:07 > 1:11:08Mum, will you just cube them?

1:11:13 > 1:11:16- I need this job, Zee. - What, and I don't?

1:11:16 > 1:11:18To show Kim I'm not just hiding away.

1:11:18 > 1:11:21- You did jump her boyfriend. - I didn't jump him!

1:11:23 > 1:11:24I responded.

1:11:26 > 1:11:31- Maybe it was on the rebound. - From who? Lucas?

1:11:32 > 1:11:33It doesn't matter.

1:11:33 > 1:11:37That's all I get, isn't it? The wrong people. At the wrong time.

1:11:37 > 1:11:39Yes, because you look in the wrong places.

1:11:39 > 1:11:43- So I need to focus on my career. - And if I want to focus on mine..?

1:11:43 > 1:11:46My sister ain't speaking to me. I've got no family.

1:11:46 > 1:11:50My kids never visit me. You, you've got everything.

1:11:50 > 1:11:54What have I got? Just me.

1:11:56 > 1:12:01I need this job, Zee. Please?

1:12:05 > 1:12:08Oi, I want you two opposite ends of the table tonight.

1:12:08 > 1:12:11- You're just cousins, all right? - What, no footsie?- Lauren!

1:12:11 > 1:12:13No, she's all right. She's only messing around, isn't she?

1:12:13 > 1:12:16- And no drinking either. - What? Drinking? Me?

1:12:16 > 1:12:18You heard her.

1:12:20 > 1:12:22- Hiya.- You all right, Abs?

1:12:22 > 1:12:25Another 30 seconds, I was going to call out a search party for you.

1:12:25 > 1:12:27Oh, the exam went fine. Thanks for asking.

1:12:27 > 1:12:29- I'm so sorry, Abi. I completely forgot. - DOOR CLOSES

1:12:29 > 1:12:32Jay, is that you, darling? Hello. I'm sorry.

1:12:36 > 1:12:38Abs, this is a really bad time.

1:12:38 > 1:12:43Well, this is my friend. Dexter. The more the merrier, you said.

1:12:43 > 1:12:45Mrs Branning...

1:12:45 > 1:12:48Hello, darling. It's Miss Cross, actually.

1:12:48 > 1:12:50- Mrs Branning soon, again. - FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

1:12:50 > 1:12:55Course you are. Funny how dinner parties grow, isn't it?

1:13:10 > 1:13:13Phil! Phil, look, last night.

1:13:13 > 1:13:16I didn't mean you to find out like that.

1:13:16 > 1:13:18- Don't bother me.- No, I wanted to tell you myself, you know?

1:13:18 > 1:13:21Save it, Sharon! Cos I ain't interested.

1:13:21 > 1:13:23Never did do feelings, did you?

1:13:25 > 1:13:27Oi, oi, mush.

1:13:27 > 1:13:28All right, mate?

1:13:37 > 1:13:41Tell us, what's it like being in love with someone you can't have.

1:13:41 > 1:13:43I'm not in love!

1:13:45 > 1:13:49We're just talking about Denise's...you know, situation.

1:13:49 > 1:13:52I actually wasn't talking about anything.

1:13:52 > 1:13:53Home.

1:13:53 > 1:13:56Please tell me that's not an application form.

1:13:56 > 1:13:58Yes, it is. Now.

1:14:01 > 1:14:05- You told me you would back out. - I told you I would think about it.

1:14:05 > 1:14:08And I have thought about it and may the best woman win.

1:14:08 > 1:14:11Right, that's one stall, completely sold out!

1:14:11 > 1:14:14And you have sold... two sweet potatoes. Loser!

1:14:16 > 1:14:19I'd rather that you did not speak to Ayesha about your private life.

1:14:19 > 1:14:22I'm not the one talking about my private life though, am I?

1:14:22 > 1:14:25- I'm not judging you, Denise. - Not much, you ain't.

1:14:25 > 1:14:28- People are gossiping. - Like you, you mean?

1:14:28 > 1:14:30And seeing as I'm Ayesha's chaperone...

1:14:30 > 1:14:33I think it is best for everyone if you find somewhere else to stay.

1:14:44 > 1:14:45Tough day at the office?

1:14:49 > 1:14:52Oh, is that what you think, is it? Tough day at the office?

1:14:52 > 1:14:54Well, it sounded like...

1:14:54 > 1:14:57My sister thinks I made a move on her boyfriend.

1:14:57 > 1:15:00- Which I didn't, he kissed me. - I didn't know.

1:15:00 > 1:15:03And I shouldn't have responded but I did and I'm sorry.

1:15:03 > 1:15:04And I've said I'm sorry,

1:15:04 > 1:15:07but she's treating me like I'm some sort of a marriage-wrecker,

1:15:07 > 1:15:10which, quite frankly, if it takes one little kiss,

1:15:10 > 1:15:12then it can't have been much of a marriage to wreck.

1:15:12 > 1:15:14So, no, I'm not living there any more, am I?

1:15:14 > 1:15:17I'm living at Zainab's, who's meant to be a friend.

1:15:17 > 1:15:18Yeah, but she...?

1:15:18 > 1:15:21And like any true friend, she looks down her nose at me

1:15:21 > 1:15:23and she judges me, and she gives me that look.

1:15:23 > 1:15:26And it's not like she's ever done anything wrong, has she?

1:15:26 > 1:15:30Oh, no. I'm the bad influence. And, Ian, she's after my job.

1:15:30 > 1:15:32My new job.

1:15:32 > 1:15:35You know, a teeny bit of happiness. A little bit of something, you know.

1:15:35 > 1:15:37Just for me.

1:15:37 > 1:15:39She wants that, too, and she wants me out of the house.

1:15:39 > 1:15:43So, I tell you what, I've got no sister and I've got nowhere to live.

1:15:43 > 1:15:47And you! You come in here all smug about a tough day at the office

1:15:47 > 1:15:52and carping on about two poxy sweet potatoes!

1:15:52 > 1:15:54I was going to ask if you wanted someone to talk to.

1:16:03 > 1:16:04ALFIE CLEARS HIS THROAT

1:16:04 > 1:16:07Oi. You're such a big softy.

1:16:07 > 1:16:10Listen, sweetheart, I just want to say about this morning,

1:16:10 > 1:16:11that I'm really sorry, all right?

1:16:11 > 1:16:14It's all right. I don't need big gestures, all right?

1:16:15 > 1:16:17Has someone died?

1:16:30 > 1:16:33So you two, you're at Sixth Form together, are you?

1:16:33 > 1:16:35- She's very clever, my Abi.- Mum!

1:16:35 > 1:16:38Well, you are, aren't you? She's going to be a vet.

1:16:38 > 1:16:40- Maybe a doctor. - Anything but a hairdresser!

1:16:41 > 1:16:44Actually, we just met on the street.

1:16:44 > 1:16:47What's that mean, you met on the street?

1:16:47 > 1:16:48They're just friends, Max!

1:16:48 > 1:16:51That's Max. So protective.

1:16:53 > 1:16:56No, I'm not being protective, I'm just making conversation, aren't I?

1:16:56 > 1:16:58A boy and a girl can be just friends, you know?

1:16:58 > 1:16:59Er, we are still here.

1:16:59 > 1:17:03You never had any boys that were just friends at that age.

1:17:03 > 1:17:04Yeah, thanks, Mum.

1:17:04 > 1:17:05SHE SNIGGERS

1:17:05 > 1:17:08She was very popular...my daughter.

1:17:08 > 1:17:10I can imagine.

1:17:10 > 1:17:12Were you?

1:17:12 > 1:17:14Do you want some more potatoes, Kirsty?

1:17:14 > 1:17:16No, thanks. I don't eat portions that size.

1:17:18 > 1:17:20I'll have some. I think these are sick.

1:17:20 > 1:17:22You can come again.

1:17:22 > 1:17:25Didn't realise it was going to be such a big do, Tanya.

1:17:25 > 1:17:28Thought it was just going to be the three of us.

1:17:28 > 1:17:29Oh, well, you know what it's like.

1:17:29 > 1:17:33One big, busy, happy family, you know. Everyone in and out.

1:17:33 > 1:17:35You got a family to get back to?

1:17:38 > 1:17:41No-one who'll miss me.

1:17:42 > 1:17:43GLASS CLINKS

1:17:43 > 1:17:44Oscar!

1:17:44 > 1:17:47Don't worry, darling. Never mind. It's all right.

1:17:47 > 1:17:50You get used to it, don't you. This sort of thing.

1:17:50 > 1:17:52When you've got kids.

1:17:53 > 1:17:55- Sorry.- Good boy.

1:17:55 > 1:17:57DOORBELL RINGS

1:17:57 > 1:17:58- You wet?- No.

1:18:21 > 1:18:24You, erm...

1:18:25 > 1:18:29Look, there's a spare bed upstairs if you need it.

1:18:31 > 1:18:33Thank you.

1:18:39 > 1:18:41DENISE SIGHS

1:18:44 > 1:18:46I came to say something to Abi.

1:18:46 > 1:18:48I didn't realise you was all having...

1:18:52 > 1:18:54- Just a friend, is he?- Jay!

1:18:54 > 1:18:56Sorry, I thought you two would have met?

1:18:56 > 1:18:58- You told her to bring me. - Why don't you shut your mouth?

1:18:58 > 1:19:02- He's my friend. Leave him. - You're sat next to my girlfriend.

1:19:02 > 1:19:04- Yeah. What? - You're sat next to my girlfriend!

1:19:04 > 1:19:06What you doing? Out!

1:19:06 > 1:19:08- I'm going! I bought you flowers! - You can take them with you an' all.

1:19:08 > 1:19:10Let's get you something for that eye.

1:19:13 > 1:19:15HE SIGHS

1:19:22 > 1:19:24All go here, isn't it?

1:19:38 > 1:19:39About what you said yesterday.

1:19:39 > 1:19:41You going to clean my money?

1:19:43 > 1:19:45I've got a better idea.

1:19:57 > 1:20:01OK, OK, this is civilised.

1:20:02 > 1:20:03- Lovely.- Yeah, lovely.

1:20:03 > 1:20:06You want to come and read Tommy a story?

1:20:07 > 1:20:09Alfie's working tonight.

1:20:09 > 1:20:11That your name above the door is it, Essex?

1:20:11 > 1:20:13- Kat.- You're not his boss. - Actually, I am.

1:20:13 > 1:20:15This isn't very nice, is it?

1:20:15 > 1:20:18You always loved reading Tommy stories, didn't you?

1:20:18 > 1:20:20Always made me laugh.

1:20:20 > 1:20:23You know what, I'm just going to go and collect some glasses, yeah?

1:20:23 > 1:20:26- Lying in bed, making up stories. - You don't have to do that.

1:20:26 > 1:20:28Come over, he said. "You and me. We're good."

1:20:28 > 1:20:30Whoa. That's not how I said it, darling.

1:20:30 > 1:20:32Alfie's always right. Saint Alfie.

1:20:32 > 1:20:35Why don't you just come in Monday, Kat, and do your job, yeah?

1:20:35 > 1:20:39Yeah? Why don't you do your job? I don't need your charity!

1:20:39 > 1:20:41This is not a charity!

1:20:41 > 1:20:44You come in here, standing in my shoes, stealing my husband?

1:20:44 > 1:20:46- And you look down that at me. - Is that what you really think?

1:20:46 > 1:20:50- That's enough! That's enough! - Don't you dare defend her!

1:20:50 > 1:20:52I'm not talking to you! I'm not...I'm talking to you.

1:20:52 > 1:20:54That's enough, all right?

1:20:56 > 1:21:00What you going to do, are you going to throw me out my own pub?!

1:21:00 > 1:21:03No, I'm not going to have you sitting in here talking to Roxy like that.

1:21:03 > 1:21:05You understand me?

1:21:07 > 1:21:09Let's get you home, eh?

1:21:16 > 1:21:18DOORBELL RINGS

1:21:18 > 1:21:20I'll get it.

1:21:22 > 1:21:24Joey, he ain't coming back in here, all right?

1:21:24 > 1:21:26DOORBELL RINGS AGAIN

1:21:26 > 1:21:29Never like this when you lived with me, was it?

1:21:38 > 1:21:40Ava!

1:21:40 > 1:21:43Oh, hello. We were just having a little family dinner.

1:21:43 > 1:21:45I can see.

1:21:45 > 1:21:48- This is my sister.- Half sister.- Ava. - Can I get you a drink?

1:21:48 > 1:21:49I'm not stopping.

1:21:49 > 1:21:52This is my... Oh, this is my... This is Max.

1:21:52 > 1:21:55- He's my husband. - Soon to be mine again.

1:21:55 > 1:21:58This is Lauren, my oldest. In fact, you've almost met. Sort of.

1:21:58 > 1:22:01Is that what this is all about? Let's play happy families?

1:22:02 > 1:22:05This is Abi. This is my youngest daughter.

1:22:05 > 1:22:07Hello. We've met.

1:22:09 > 1:22:13- You had no right.- Sorry? - Why don't I get us all a drink, huh?

1:22:13 > 1:22:14Did you think I wouldn't find out?

1:22:14 > 1:22:17Oh, it was just a spur of the moment thing.

1:22:17 > 1:22:19I didn't even think to invite you.

1:22:19 > 1:22:22- Another time, yeah? - I said when the time was right.

1:22:22 > 1:22:24You think I'm missing a moment?

1:22:24 > 1:22:25This is all just a game to you, isn't it?

1:22:25 > 1:22:27Why are you always going behind people's backs?

1:22:27 > 1:22:30- That's what it's like round here. - Lauren, will you shut up!

1:22:30 > 1:22:34Look at you, Tanya! Your husband ain't even your husband.

1:22:34 > 1:22:37So don't come trying to mess up my family as well.

1:22:37 > 1:22:39No, look, I'm not. How have I messed up your family?

1:22:39 > 1:22:41- Leave it, Tanya. - No. I'm really sorry...

1:22:41 > 1:22:44I am really sorry that I didn't think to invite you....

1:22:44 > 1:22:46Is that what you think this is about?

1:22:46 > 1:22:48You think this is about me wanting an invite

1:22:48 > 1:22:50to your silly little dinner?

1:22:50 > 1:22:52Well, if it's not, then I don't know what this is about.

1:22:52 > 1:22:56- I found this address. On his laptop. - On who..? Who's he?

1:22:58 > 1:23:00You all right, Mum?

1:23:31 > 1:23:32Ooh!

1:23:43 > 1:23:44Masood!

1:23:51 > 1:23:55Look, I'm really sorry I didn't get a chance to tidy up the spare room.

1:23:55 > 1:23:57I wasn't expecting anyone.

1:23:57 > 1:24:02But when you see someone in that state, you...

1:24:02 > 1:24:04- Cup of tea?- Thank you.

1:24:04 > 1:24:08Only thing is, Lucy's finished off the milk.

1:24:08 > 1:24:12Like I said, we weren't expecting anyone. I will make sure we get some for tonight.

1:24:12 > 1:24:16Ian, I appreciate this, I really do.

1:24:16 > 1:24:21But I need to get back to the B&B, sort things out once and for all.

1:24:21 > 1:24:23Sounds like a plan.

1:24:23 > 1:24:25But you're always welcome here.

1:24:33 > 1:24:35Whoa!

1:24:35 > 1:24:36Ayesha wrote this?

1:24:36 > 1:24:38Yes!

1:24:39 > 1:24:43And you, what, just... came across it?

1:24:43 > 1:24:44I was tidying up.

1:24:44 > 1:24:46It's to Rashid?

1:24:46 > 1:24:49No, no, no. She just mentions him...there.

1:24:49 > 1:24:51Hmm.

1:24:51 > 1:24:55Oh... Oh-ho-ho!

1:24:55 > 1:24:57It's quite impassioned.

1:24:57 > 1:25:00Masood, it is obscene!

1:25:00 > 1:25:03She should not even know what THAT is.

1:25:03 > 1:25:05HE CHUCKLES

1:25:05 > 1:25:07Yeah.

1:25:07 > 1:25:09Well, look, she's got a crush on someone, so what?

1:25:09 > 1:25:13So what?! I am in charge of that girl, huh?

1:25:13 > 1:25:16What if she goes off with the first man that winks at her?

1:25:16 > 1:25:21And then she ends up defiled. Or pregnant. Or worse still - in love.

1:25:21 > 1:25:24- HE SIGHS - What are we going to do about it?

1:25:24 > 1:25:25ZAINAB SQUEAKS

1:25:32 > 1:25:33It's Tamwar.

1:25:34 > 1:25:35MASOOD SCOFFS

1:25:35 > 1:25:37Or it's Fattyboy.

1:25:38 > 1:25:41OK, you know what, you go out on your round,

1:25:41 > 1:25:45you take her with you and you see how she reacts with the two of them,

1:25:45 > 1:25:47and see when she acts the most...loose.

1:25:47 > 1:25:49- Why me?- Because I have a venue to find

1:25:49 > 1:25:51for a wedding reception in February.

1:25:51 > 1:25:53And I've got a guest list to whittle down.

1:25:53 > 1:25:55All right, fine.

1:26:01 > 1:26:03Masood!

1:26:03 > 1:26:05Ayesha!

1:26:05 > 1:26:08- Has anyone seen my hairclip? The one with the flower on it.- I dunno.

1:26:08 > 1:26:11Well, yes or no? I had it in here yesterday and it's just disappeared.

1:26:11 > 1:26:15- You'll just have to look for it then. - All right, I only wanted help finding my hairclip.

1:26:15 > 1:26:16Well, you'll excuse us

1:26:16 > 1:26:18if we're not all jumping to help you after yesterday.

1:26:18 > 1:26:22- You're blaming me?- What were you thinking of, inviting Dexter?

1:26:22 > 1:26:23Well, I didn't know who he was.

1:26:23 > 1:26:26Ava's not going to want to speak to us, and I don't blame her.

1:26:26 > 1:26:28And that is down to you, young lady.

1:26:28 > 1:26:31Well, don't even bother trying to be nice in this family,

1:26:31 > 1:26:34because it doesn't get you anywhere.

1:26:34 > 1:26:36Someone had to say it.

1:26:40 > 1:26:42I told you, I need to make up the shortfall.

1:26:42 > 1:26:45Look, you owe 20 quid by today or your room goes to someone else.

1:26:45 > 1:26:47- But I don't get paid till next week. - Not my look-out.

1:26:47 > 1:26:50You want to talk about your problems, go call a priest.

1:26:56 > 1:26:59I thought it'd be good if you came on my round with me,

1:26:59 > 1:27:01so that you can get to know the area.

1:27:01 > 1:27:04- OK.- Yeah? Morning.- Morning.

1:27:04 > 1:27:07Learn a bit about Walford, and about the Royal Mail.

1:27:07 > 1:27:12The history of the mail is the history of Britain, you know?

1:27:12 > 1:27:14- Morning.- Is it?

1:27:14 > 1:27:18- Oh, yeah, yeah.- Hey, Masood, how you doing?- Good, good, thank you. Yeah.

1:27:18 > 1:27:21We started with Henry VIII, don't you know?

1:27:21 > 1:27:24You know, one of the best things about being a postman is

1:27:24 > 1:27:27- you get to say hello to people.- Hi.

1:27:27 > 1:27:29Good morning.

1:27:31 > 1:27:34What are you looking at?

1:27:34 > 1:27:36Er, you'll be late.

1:27:40 > 1:27:42So, where do we start?

1:27:42 > 1:27:44Oh, right, well...

1:27:44 > 1:27:45First stop.

1:28:01 > 1:28:03Hey, they're mine!

1:28:05 > 1:28:06Oh...

1:28:10 > 1:28:12Hey.

1:28:12 > 1:28:14What are you doing here?

1:28:14 > 1:28:16I'm having a cup of tea.

1:28:16 > 1:28:19Just wasn't expecting to see you here.

1:28:19 > 1:28:22I said, "I'm coming to the cafe."

1:28:22 > 1:28:23So you did, so you did.

1:28:23 > 1:28:26I've got some letters for the manager.

1:28:26 > 1:28:28- Lucy's not in.- Yeah, well, I'll just check.

1:28:28 > 1:28:31- I can see she's not in... - I'll just check. Marie might know.

1:28:31 > 1:28:33How you doing, Marie?

1:28:41 > 1:28:43Having a cup of tea.

1:28:43 > 1:28:44And a bun.

1:28:44 > 1:28:48They do buns here.

1:28:49 > 1:28:51And cake.

1:28:51 > 1:28:53Cakes and buns.

1:28:53 > 1:28:56Sometimes they do cakes at the same time as buns.

1:28:56 > 1:29:00- Wow, what an amazing selection. - Yeah.

1:29:00 > 1:29:03Cakes, buns...

1:29:03 > 1:29:05Pastry.

1:29:05 > 1:29:06Wow.

1:29:06 > 1:29:07Yep.

1:29:10 > 1:29:16Right, well, off we go, then. Enjoy your tea. What have you got there?

1:29:16 > 1:29:21- A bun.- A bun? A bun. Thought so. That's lovely. Enjoy that.

1:29:21 > 1:29:22Off we go now, Ayesha.

1:29:33 > 1:29:36He's funny, isn't he, Tam?

1:29:36 > 1:29:40You mean funny in a ha-ha way, right? Not in a weird way.

1:29:40 > 1:29:43Which do you think he is?

1:29:43 > 1:29:44Is he adopted?

1:29:44 > 1:29:48You're quite cheeky, aren't you?

1:29:48 > 1:29:49Pssst!

1:29:49 > 1:29:50SHE MOUTHS

1:29:50 > 1:29:51Go away!

1:29:54 > 1:29:55THEY LAUGH

1:30:08 > 1:30:10Hi.

1:30:12 > 1:30:13Didn't come home last night?

1:30:13 > 1:30:16No, I stayed at Ian's.

1:30:18 > 1:30:20Look, I just want to talk to you.

1:30:20 > 1:30:24- To apologise?- Not exactly.

1:30:24 > 1:30:27- Well, you know where the door is, then...- Yes, to apologise.

1:30:29 > 1:30:33And to admit that you were completely wrong?

1:30:33 > 1:30:35Yes.

1:30:36 > 1:30:41- Whenever you're ready. - I am sorry, Kim.- And..?

1:30:42 > 1:30:46And I was completely wrong.

1:30:46 > 1:30:50AND you should have stayed away from my man.

1:30:50 > 1:30:52And I should have stayed away from your man.

1:30:59 > 1:31:02So, did Ian make a move then?

1:31:02 > 1:31:04Stop it!

1:31:05 > 1:31:07Did he walk in on you in the shower?

1:31:07 > 1:31:12- "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were there!"- Hilarious.

1:31:16 > 1:31:19So, what do you reckon - it's too soon for a hug?

1:31:27 > 1:31:29If you must.

1:31:35 > 1:31:37My neck!

1:31:40 > 1:31:44- What do you want? - Can I come in?- No.

1:31:44 > 1:31:47OK. I just wanted to apologise for yesterday.

1:31:47 > 1:31:49I should have just told you who I was.

1:31:49 > 1:31:51Everyone's well angry at me for bringing you here, you know?

1:31:51 > 1:31:54I'm not surprised. My mum went mad at me too.

1:31:54 > 1:31:56How did you even know how to find us?

1:31:56 > 1:31:59The address was on the back of a Christmas card your nan gave my mum.

1:31:59 > 1:32:02A family photo in there.

1:32:02 > 1:32:03Whoa, is that it?

1:32:03 > 1:32:05That's it.

1:32:11 > 1:32:14- Come on.- I can't. The kitchen's closed.

1:32:14 > 1:32:16Just get us a sandwich? I'm starving.

1:32:16 > 1:32:18I wish I could, OK, but it's past three,

1:32:18 > 1:32:21and Ray's a bit of a stickler, you know. It's not me, it's him.

1:32:21 > 1:32:24- Great service, cheers(!) Appreciate your help.- It's not like that.

1:32:24 > 1:32:26What you after?

1:32:26 > 1:32:28Thought you were a stickler.

1:32:28 > 1:32:32I could rustle something up. Got a pie I could do with a bit of salad.

1:32:34 > 1:32:36Chips and I'm yours.

1:32:36 > 1:32:39Chips then. Ten minutes, yeah?

1:32:39 > 1:32:40Lovely.

1:32:41 > 1:32:44Not so hard, was it? Get us a brandy and cranberry.

1:32:44 > 1:32:46I've just got to pop to the shops.

1:32:54 > 1:32:57In 1840 there was the Penny Black,

1:32:57 > 1:33:01- which was the first stamp anywhere in the world.- Really?- Yeah.

1:33:01 > 1:33:05And that's why our stamps don't have the names of the countries on them.

1:33:05 > 1:33:07There was no need because no other countries had them. See?

1:33:07 > 1:33:11Super Masood, my man! How you doing, man? What have you got for us?

1:33:11 > 1:33:15- Uh... Not a great deal. - Not a great deal?

1:33:15 > 1:33:20- Look at these beauties! What's this, new releases?- Just last week.

1:33:20 > 1:33:23I love new stamps. Used to collect them as a kid, you know, when they were special.

1:33:23 > 1:33:26Not like now - you win a race and you get a stamp and that.

1:33:26 > 1:33:29When I was kid, you had to be really important to get your head on a stamp.

1:33:29 > 1:33:31- Modern Britain, eh?- Exactly.

1:33:31 > 1:33:34Did you know that we were the first ones to have stamps ever?

1:33:34 > 1:33:37Well... Look, we'll see you later?

1:33:37 > 1:33:40All right then, brother. Listen, thank you for these, yeah?

1:33:40 > 1:33:42Take it easy. Later on.

1:33:44 > 1:33:46He... He's a nice bloke, isn't he?

1:33:46 > 1:33:49He's an idiot.

1:33:49 > 1:33:53Oh. Right, time for a break?

1:33:53 > 1:33:55- Mm-hmm.- OK.

1:33:59 > 1:34:01- Slow down!- I'm here to work. - Yeah, 'course you are.

1:34:01 > 1:34:05But minimum wage, minimum effort, yeah?

1:34:05 > 1:34:06PHONE RINGS

1:34:06 > 1:34:08All right, mate? What's happening?

1:34:08 > 1:34:10I'm just stuck at work, innit?

1:34:10 > 1:34:12Just training up that new girl.

1:34:12 > 1:34:15No, mate, she is not!

1:34:16 > 1:34:18Tomorrow?

1:34:18 > 1:34:21I'm working. Whereabouts?

1:34:21 > 1:34:24Oh, sounds amazing. Gutted.

1:34:24 > 1:34:27- I'll work.- Who's going? - I'll work!- Hold on. What?

1:34:27 > 1:34:30- I'll do your shift.- You're new. - So? Nico's not here anymore.

1:34:30 > 1:34:34You go do your thing, I do your shift and you pay me the money,

1:34:34 > 1:34:37- no-one's going to be any wiser.- I'm in.

1:34:37 > 1:34:41- But I want it now.- No way. - I want it now.- Hold on.

1:34:51 > 1:34:53Sorted. Text me the details, yeah?

1:34:55 > 1:34:57What are you doing here, Shirl?

1:34:57 > 1:35:01- Earning a living.- Don't this place give you the creeps?

1:35:01 > 1:35:03Bearing in mind everything that went on?

1:35:03 > 1:35:06- You don't like it, go somewhere else.- Yes, sir, what can I get you?

1:35:06 > 1:35:09I'll have a chicken in a box, please.

1:35:18 > 1:35:20Dexter.

1:35:25 > 1:35:27Look, I'm sorry, OK?

1:35:27 > 1:35:29I didn't want to make trouble.

1:35:29 > 1:35:31I just wanted to see Abi and apologise.

1:35:36 > 1:35:40Didn't I tell you not to come back?!

1:35:40 > 1:35:43- He's all right. - You - mind your own business.

1:35:43 > 1:35:47- Look, I had to apologise, Mum.- It's not up to you what you have to do.

1:35:47 > 1:35:50You don't go behind my back, is that clear? Get on the train.

1:36:01 > 1:36:02He's a good boy, you know?

1:36:02 > 1:36:04Thanks for that.

1:36:18 > 1:36:20In the late 19th century,

1:36:20 > 1:36:23there was up to 12 deliveries a day in London.

1:36:23 > 1:36:25- Are you serious?- Yeah, serious!

1:36:25 > 1:36:30And then there were letters to The Times complaining...

1:36:30 > 1:36:35Complaining that something that had been posted in the morning

1:36:35 > 1:36:37hadn't been delivered by lunchtime.

1:36:37 > 1:36:39And then...

1:36:39 > 1:36:41I...

1:36:41 > 1:36:45Are you interested in anything I'm saying?

1:36:45 > 1:36:46Yeah.

1:36:46 > 1:36:51- Really? Do you fancy an apple? - Mm-hmm.

1:36:51 > 1:36:53Apple.

1:37:00 > 1:37:04I don't know why he killed himself, he made his own sandwiches!

1:37:04 > 1:37:08- I love that... - How long have you known me?

1:37:08 > 1:37:09- Sorry?- Answer me!

1:37:09 > 1:37:12- I don't know, about five, six years. - And have I ever lied to you?

1:37:12 > 1:37:15- I don't think so.- No, exactly.

1:37:15 > 1:37:17Six years and I've never lied to you, not once.

1:37:17 > 1:37:19But you see me with another guy

1:37:19 > 1:37:21and the first thought in your head is that I'm a cheat?!

1:37:21 > 1:37:24- The first thought! - Calm yourself down.

1:37:24 > 1:37:26No, don't tell me to calm down!

1:37:26 > 1:37:28He's my cousin, you idiot! My cousin.

1:37:28 > 1:37:33For six years, Jay, I've been your friend. Through police, prison...

1:37:33 > 1:37:37And you're so moody, my parents hate you, but...

1:37:37 > 1:37:39But I didn't mind, because I thought you were special.

1:37:39 > 1:37:42I thought you were a good person.

1:37:44 > 1:37:46Stop! Stop smiling!

1:37:46 > 1:37:48- I- was there for you.

1:37:48 > 1:37:51- All the stuff with Ben,- I- was there. And how do you repay me?

1:37:51 > 1:37:54By calling ME a cheat?!

1:37:54 > 1:37:57- All right.- No, no, it's not all right. I am NOT a cheat!

1:37:57 > 1:38:00I am a good person with a good heart and I love you,

1:38:00 > 1:38:03but if you can't see it then that is your problem

1:38:03 > 1:38:04but you do not take it out on me.

1:38:04 > 1:38:11I am sick of everyone taking everything out on me. I'm sick of it!

1:38:11 > 1:38:14APPLAUSE

1:38:20 > 1:38:22Didn't know she had it in her.

1:38:22 > 1:38:24No!

1:38:24 > 1:38:25MASOOD SIGHS

1:38:30 > 1:38:33Shut the fence gate! You've never heard of Led Zeppelin?

1:38:33 > 1:38:35- No.- Man, you're so sheltered.

1:38:35 > 1:38:40- Stop it. Stop!- That's criminal. Stick it in. Listen. Ready?

1:38:40 > 1:38:43- Um...- Listen.- AJ!

1:38:43 > 1:38:48She's never heard of Led Zeppelin!

1:38:48 > 1:38:51- It's time for you to go home now, Ayesha.- What about the rest of the round?

1:38:51 > 1:38:53Oh, don't worry, I'm running late, I'll finish it off.

1:38:53 > 1:38:57- I'll take her back. - No, no, no, she's my responsibility.

1:38:58 > 1:39:00You go back to the Arches.

1:39:00 > 1:39:02Ayesha, come on.

1:39:03 > 1:39:04AJ!

1:39:05 > 1:39:07It's disgraceful!

1:39:16 > 1:39:19- Ooh, Abi, great. Can you take that out for me please, darling?- No.- Eh?

1:39:19 > 1:39:23- I beg your pardon?- Abs, if your mum asks you to do something, just do it, will you, please.

1:39:23 > 1:39:27- It's all right, Max, I can handle it. - I said, no.- Excuse me. Don't talk to her like that.- Max!

1:39:27 > 1:39:30I ain't going to sit here and let her talk to you like that, am I?

1:39:30 > 1:39:32Oh, so it's OK for you to be horrible to her, but not me?

1:39:32 > 1:39:35- Right. What, you want to get smart with me?- Give it a rest, please.

1:39:35 > 1:39:38Oh, will you stop it, both of you! You are horrible to her, Dad.

1:39:38 > 1:39:41You have been for years, and what's worse, Mum, you just let him.

1:39:41 > 1:39:45- Excuse me, I don't let anyone do anything.- He has another wife, Mum,

1:39:45 > 1:39:46and you are fine with it!

1:39:46 > 1:39:50- What's this?- No, just, Lauren, get out. Don't get involved, please.

1:39:50 > 1:39:51Is she kicking off at you?

1:39:51 > 1:39:53I am trying to make things right!

1:39:53 > 1:39:55I tried to do the right thing with Dexter

1:39:55 > 1:39:57to help someone who needed it.

1:39:57 > 1:40:00All I ever am is nice to people and they treat me like I'm rubbish!

1:40:00 > 1:40:03The only person who ever stuck up for me was Dot

1:40:03 > 1:40:06and she's not around, so I don't know why I even bother.

1:40:15 > 1:40:16- Not Fattyboy? - She thinks he's an idiot.

1:40:16 > 1:40:19Well, she's not wrong there. So it's Tamwar, then?

1:40:19 > 1:40:23- She thinks he's weird.- What?! - Her words.- So who?

1:40:23 > 1:40:25Urgh!

1:40:25 > 1:40:27Hey!

1:40:31 > 1:40:35- This is not a juice bar.- Huh?

1:40:35 > 1:40:38We're in the middle of something here.

1:40:38 > 1:40:40All right. Right on.

1:40:42 > 1:40:47There you go. Keep the change, sweetheart, hmm?

1:40:48 > 1:40:49Urgh!

1:40:53 > 1:40:55What?!

1:40:55 > 1:40:59- I think so.- No...- I think so. She was laughing, looking at him...

1:40:59 > 1:41:03- Looking at him how? - Exactly how we don't want a young girl looking at him.

1:41:03 > 1:41:07- The way a young girl looks at a bloke she's got a crush on. - Oh, that is a disaster.

1:41:07 > 1:41:09- What's she even doing with him? - They were sharing earphones.

1:41:09 > 1:41:12- Oh! Wait. He gave her one of his earphones?- Yeah.

1:41:12 > 1:41:17- You don't think that he's got a crush on her?- What? No!- Masood!

1:41:17 > 1:41:19No.

1:41:19 > 1:41:24- No, he couldn't.- He might! We have to put a stop to this.

1:41:24 > 1:41:27- We don't know for sure.- Then we find out for sure, Masood, OK?

1:41:27 > 1:41:31Because if there's even a whisper of anything inappropriate going on, WE will be disgraced.

1:41:34 > 1:41:37That's the dining room and that's the lounge,

1:41:37 > 1:41:39- so make yourself at home.- Thanks.

1:41:42 > 1:41:46- Will that keep you quiet?- Thank you.

1:41:46 > 1:41:50Shirley. You got a minute, please?

1:41:50 > 1:41:54It's about me and Ray...

1:41:54 > 1:41:55I'm not sure if...

1:41:55 > 1:41:58You want to talk about your problems?

1:41:58 > 1:41:59Call a priest.

1:42:10 > 1:42:12Go away!

1:42:14 > 1:42:17Oh, sorry, Oscar. Come in.

1:42:22 > 1:42:24SHE SOBS

1:42:29 > 1:42:32- How many plates do we need? - Just me, you and Patrick.

1:42:32 > 1:42:35- What about Ray? - Oh, no, he's working till ten.

1:42:35 > 1:42:38Oh, right. I tell you what, I'll do him some dinner

1:42:38 > 1:42:40and I can just leave it in the oven, yeah?

1:42:40 > 1:42:43- All right, then.- Yeah?- Nice one.

1:42:43 > 1:42:45- Kim?- In here!

1:42:46 > 1:42:51- Thought you were working late. - I'm on a break.- Oh, OK.

1:42:51 > 1:42:54- Can I have a quick word?- Yeah.

1:42:54 > 1:42:57In private.

1:42:57 > 1:42:58OK.

1:43:17 > 1:43:21- I'm ending it.- What?

1:43:21 > 1:43:23Us.

1:43:25 > 1:43:27What?

1:43:27 > 1:43:32I've been thinking about it and... I just don't think it's working out.

1:43:34 > 1:43:35It's over.

1:43:37 > 1:43:39No, no, it's not.

1:43:39 > 1:43:43It is.

1:43:43 > 1:43:45You can't just end it.

1:43:45 > 1:43:48- You can't just end it without talking about it.- There's no point.

1:43:48 > 1:43:51Look, this really had nothing to do with Denise.

1:43:51 > 1:43:54All of this is my fault completely.

1:43:54 > 1:43:57What happened should never have happened in the first place. I'm sorry.

1:43:57 > 1:43:59We can work it out. We'll get through it.

1:43:59 > 1:44:02- You are a piece of work, you are! - Shut up, Denise!

1:44:02 > 1:44:04You would rather cut and run

1:44:04 > 1:44:07- than just admit that you're a liar and you're a cheat.- Shut up, Denise!

1:44:07 > 1:44:10Ray, look, it's just between us, OK?

1:44:10 > 1:44:13She doesn't have to be here. Just me and you. Please. Don't do this.

1:44:13 > 1:44:16- Please!- Kim, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, babe.- Ray, don't...

1:44:16 > 1:44:19All I can tell you is I am sorry. All right, listen to me.

1:44:19 > 1:44:22Look, I know this is not the best way to do it, right, but I don't think it's going to work.

1:44:22 > 1:44:26- It's not going to work out, babe. - It's going to work out. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1:44:26 > 1:44:29- It's going to work out.- Leave it, Kim.- It's going to work out, Ray!

1:44:29 > 1:44:32Ray, please... Ray, Ray, please!

1:44:32 > 1:44:35Look, I can change, yeah?

1:44:35 > 1:44:38I can change. I don't have to be like this. Whatever you want, Ray.

1:44:38 > 1:44:42- Please, just tell me. - Come on, Kim, it's over, all right?

1:44:42 > 1:44:45- It was fun while it lasted, but now it's finished.- Ray...

1:44:45 > 1:44:49Look, I need you to just be classy and just walk away, all right?

1:44:49 > 1:44:53But, Ray, I love you, Ray. Don't that mean anything? Please.

1:44:53 > 1:44:56I'm sorry, all right?

1:44:56 > 1:44:58Look, it was never going to work, man.

1:44:59 > 1:45:01We're just too different.

1:45:03 > 1:45:04Ray!

1:45:06 > 1:45:07Ray, don't leave me!

1:45:07 > 1:45:11- Get off.- It's all right, darling.

1:45:11 > 1:45:13Get off!

1:45:13 > 1:45:17- Look, this is for the best, Kim. I promise you.- For the best?

1:45:17 > 1:45:19- This is all your fault.- My fault?

1:45:19 > 1:45:24Look, we were OK before you decided to come into our relationship.

1:45:24 > 1:45:27Before you decided to ruin the best relationship I ever had in my life.

1:45:27 > 1:45:29I didn't decide anything!

1:45:29 > 1:45:32Just because you couldn't stand the fact that I was happy.

1:45:32 > 1:45:34You couldn't stand the fact that I fell in love.

1:45:34 > 1:45:39And look at you, huh? Angry, miserable.

1:45:39 > 1:45:43No husband, no children, no nothing.

1:45:46 > 1:45:47I don't want to see you again.

1:45:47 > 1:45:52I want you out of my life and I want you out of my house.

1:45:53 > 1:45:55Kim...

1:45:57 > 1:45:59Kim!

1:46:13 > 1:46:15SHE SOBS

1:46:32 > 1:46:37- You know, I didn't realise the Post Office had so much history.- Urgh!

1:46:37 > 1:46:40- What?- You got the riveting Post Office lecture.

1:46:40 > 1:46:42Ayesha, Ayesha, you're here.

1:46:42 > 1:46:46- And it is riveting, actually. - I found it interesting.- Thank you.

1:46:46 > 1:46:49OK, Ayesha, it's very, very exciting. Would you like some rice?

1:46:49 > 1:46:52- Here, let me.- No, it's fine, I can manage. There you go.

1:46:53 > 1:46:56Hey, guess what I found out today.

1:46:56 > 1:46:59There are still people in this country, yeah,

1:46:59 > 1:47:01who haven't heard of Led Zeppelin!

1:47:01 > 1:47:04- Ayesha.- Eh? Ah? See, this is the problem with sheltered environments.

1:47:04 > 1:47:07Creating young Britons unequipped to deal with the real world.

1:47:07 > 1:47:09I think it's an outrage.

1:47:09 > 1:47:11You know what, nobody cares what you think, yeah?

1:47:11 > 1:47:14Nobody cares about your stupid music groups either.

1:47:14 > 1:47:17- Something troubling you, Basanti? - Actually, there is something...

1:47:17 > 1:47:19OK, all right, yes, shall we just go through to the kitchen

1:47:19 > 1:47:22and check on the rest of the food, shall we?

1:47:23 > 1:47:25Thank you, everyone.

1:47:31 > 1:47:34- What is the matter with you? - He's all over her.

1:47:34 > 1:47:37That's why I've separated them, and that's the way they'll stay.

1:47:37 > 1:47:39So for tonight, can you just serve the food, top up the drinks,

1:47:39 > 1:47:41and leave it to me!

1:47:41 > 1:47:44- OK, I'm fine. - You're not fine, Zainab.

1:47:44 > 1:47:47Just pull your head in and let me handle things, OK?

1:47:47 > 1:47:51Oh, you're very sexy when you're commanding.

1:47:51 > 1:47:52Hmm...

1:47:58 > 1:48:00There we go.

1:48:00 > 1:48:01- That looks good.- Lovely.

1:48:01 > 1:48:03Hello, darling.

1:48:03 > 1:48:06You all right, Abs?

1:48:06 > 1:48:08Here, come and sit down.

1:48:09 > 1:48:12- What?- What?

1:48:13 > 1:48:14DOORBELL RINGS

1:48:14 > 1:48:16Do you want to get that?

1:48:16 > 1:48:17No, I'm going to lay the table.

1:48:17 > 1:48:20I'll get it then.

1:48:20 > 1:48:21No, no, I'll go.

1:48:22 > 1:48:26- I'm laying the table. - She's always getting the door.- Oh.

1:48:29 > 1:48:30I'm sorry.

1:48:31 > 1:48:33I should have trusted you.

1:48:36 > 1:48:38So...

1:48:43 > 1:48:46I'll see you tomorrow?

1:48:57 > 1:48:59Who was that, Abs?

1:48:59 > 1:49:03- Jay.- Did he get the hairdryer treatment an' all, did he?

1:49:03 > 1:49:05She frightened the life out of me.

1:49:05 > 1:49:08Come on, darling, come and sit down. Here you are.

1:49:10 > 1:49:13- Abs, I'm going to sort this stuff out with Kirsty.- Really?

1:49:13 > 1:49:16Yeah. We're a family, aren't we?

1:49:17 > 1:49:21- That looks really nice. - Thanks.- All right.

1:49:21 > 1:49:23Let's get stuck in, shall we?

1:49:39 > 1:49:41You did not. You are absolutely lying.

1:49:41 > 1:49:44- Did I never tell you this? - You never met Chris Martin!

1:49:44 > 1:49:47Do you even know who Chris Martin is?

1:49:47 > 1:49:49- Yes.- I did.

1:49:49 > 1:49:50When?

1:49:51 > 1:49:53Four or five years ago.

1:49:53 > 1:49:56I was in Oxford on a works thing.

1:49:56 > 1:50:00It was a sunny day and I decided to walk back...

1:50:00 > 1:50:02to the hotel.

1:50:02 > 1:50:03And?

1:50:03 > 1:50:10And I saw this guy changing his tyre, and he was struggling a bit,

1:50:10 > 1:50:13so I decided to give him a hand.

1:50:13 > 1:50:17We got chatting, he said he was in a band. What are they called?

1:50:17 > 1:50:19- Coldplay.- There you go. - Unbelievable.

1:50:19 > 1:50:22- Was he a nice bloke?- Yeah, yeah.

1:50:22 > 1:50:24Really lovely. Really normal.

1:50:24 > 1:50:26His spare was a bit flat, but no-one's perfect.

1:50:26 > 1:50:31You know, I thought he'd have a better car than that... Zainab!

1:50:31 > 1:50:34- Have we got any pudding? - Yes, of course.- OK.- Fine.

1:50:34 > 1:50:37- Is everyone ready?- Yes, please.

1:50:37 > 1:50:39- OK, I'll bring it in. - What was it?

1:50:44 > 1:50:46What kind of car was it, you liar?

1:50:47 > 1:50:48Er...

1:50:48 > 1:50:52AJ LAUGHS Dad, what kind of car was it?

1:50:52 > 1:50:53I don't remember.

1:50:53 > 1:50:56Ha-ha!

1:51:04 > 1:51:06Oh...

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