14/04/2013

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Your stag do today, ain't it?

0:00:48 > 0:00:49Next time I see you,

0:00:49 > 0:00:52you'll be chained to a lamppost with some dodgy sort!

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Just a thought.

0:01:03 > 0:01:04Line that stomach.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07If he misses his wedding...

0:01:07 > 0:01:09We're just going for a quiet drink.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11I mean, come with me if you don't believe me.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15Oh, no, no, we're just going to get a DVD out or something.

0:01:16 > 0:01:17What are you up to?

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Jay, you know, tonight's going to be sick.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Good job I'm so well connected. - Bruv, are you forgetting Jack's family?

0:01:28 > 0:01:32- You're only on the list cos I got you on there.- I just know I'm going to get licked today, bro.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35He's marrying the love of his life in 24 hours so he'll be out of control.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Will you two shut up and get on with your work?

0:01:38 > 0:01:39Know what, I think we're done here.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42No. You ain't done till I say you're done! Now get on with your work.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44We'll just finish it off tomorrow.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Whoa, whoa, Phil, Phil it's cool.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49We ain't going to move from this spot until everywhere's clean.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51And this car's finished? Yeah?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Babe, you ain't seen my money clip, have you?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Don't you even want to know how far gone I am?

0:02:10 > 0:02:13- Let's just hold our horses, shall we?- I beg your pardon?

0:02:13 > 0:02:16You haven't even been to the doctor yet, have you?

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Are you sure?

0:02:21 > 0:02:22We all set?

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Yes. Oscar's at Dot's. I've got all the booze.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Now all we need is the hen! - Joey's here.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32He said he wanted a quiet one. So you're going to be disappointed.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Behave, will you, Lauren.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Anyway, you're only jealous cos you're not having a hen do.

0:02:38 > 0:02:43They're to be cherished - stag dos. A rare moment of freedom.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46A time to get mullered.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50You do know that Dad's organising this, yeah?

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Yeah, course I do.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54And right now he'll just be putting in the finishing touches

0:02:54 > 0:02:56to his big plan, won't he, eh?

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Am I sure?- Well, sometimes those things get it wrong, don't they?

0:03:02 > 0:03:06You barely looked at me last night and when you finally do speak, it's "are you sure?"

0:03:06 > 0:03:08I'm sorry. All right? Bad question.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10- I'm just in a rush, ain't I? - It's OK for you.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13You can just go out and get drunk, can't you? While I just sit here.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Probably best in your condition, ain't it?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Max!? There you are! Come on, we're all outside.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20- Have you spoke to Jack? - Nah, nah, been trying to call him.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Can't get hold of him. - We can start without you.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26- Nah, nah, it's all right. I'm coming now.- Max. Please. Just an hour?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28I'll see you out there.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Babe, this is going to take more than an hour.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Can we just do it tomorrow? - You'll be hungover tomorrow.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36All right, we'll do it the day after. I promise.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50There you are. I've been calling. Thought you'd already started.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54I dropped Denny off at Dot's, and she gave us this look.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55Sorry, what?

0:03:57 > 0:03:58You all right?

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Yeah.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03So, where were you this afternoon?

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Just, you know, with Max. Planning stuff.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Sounds ominous.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12I've never believed in that last night of freedom stuff.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14So there won't be any strippers. I promise.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17DOOR BUZZER BLARES

0:04:17 > 0:04:18That'll be Max.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Well, this is it. Next time I see you

0:04:21 > 0:04:22it'll be at the altar.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Can't wait.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40All right, bruv? All set?

0:04:40 > 0:04:42- Yes, and keep it low key tonight, will ya?- Yeah. 'Course.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44So we get him as he comes out. Get into teams.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48Now, Ian, you get over there with him. Fatboy, Michael,

0:04:48 > 0:04:50- you're with me. - Nice one.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51I loathe stag dos.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53- Joey.- Tyler.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Hey, hey, hey. Easy boys, all right?

0:04:55 > 0:04:57We're all on the same team today, yeah?

0:04:57 > 0:04:59What fun(!)

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Did you and Jack have a nice afternoon, Max?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Uh, yeah, yeah. It was a laugh. Come on,

0:05:04 > 0:05:05the stags are getting restless.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07See you later.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08CHEERING

0:05:08 > 0:05:09The lamb to the slaughter!

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Get him, get him!

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Get out of it! Oi, settle down.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15What's the matter with ya?

0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Right. Terms and conditions... - Oh, here we go, here we go.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22I'm a 40-year-old-man, all right? I ain't 16.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25So I don't want any funny business. No dodgy birds.

0:05:25 > 0:05:30- This all for Sharon's benefit, eh?- I just want a few drinks with my mates,

0:05:30 > 0:05:33and go home to my fiancee with a clear conscience.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Shut up.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37What is the matter with you?

0:05:39 > 0:05:42The stags are off. I hope they don't do anything mean to him.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Nah. They're a bunch of old pussy cats. Come on, Bianca!

0:05:44 > 0:05:47I'm just looking for my earrings... Mum, you seen my earrings?

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- My gold hooped ones. - Yeah, look, they're by the telly.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53- You not coming to the hen night?- No, maybe later. If I feel a bit better.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Come on! Ray's got the kids. When do we ever get a night off?

0:05:55 > 0:05:59- I just want a bath and bed. - Leave her alone. Come on, or we'll miss the surprise.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Just wanted me mother to come out. See you later.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04All right, darling.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05Feel better, Auntie Carol.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Come on, Alfie, where's the welcoming committee!?

0:06:15 > 0:06:17So this it then, is it? All your best mates?

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Don't start, Phil.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22Girls! What you doing, you're in the wrong area! Come on. Everyone round here. Let's go!

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Over here. That's it. - You going to be joining us, Phil?

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Help send the old boy off into marital bliss.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29He ain't there yet.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Can I say from the bottom of my heart what an honour it is

0:06:33 > 0:06:37that you have chosen my humble drinking establishment for your stag do. I thank you.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Where else we going to go?

0:06:38 > 0:06:40I can think of a few places.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44Alfie, two hundred pounds. Boys, two hundred pounds behind the bar.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55What was Sharon asking about this afternoon? What you been up to?

0:06:55 > 0:06:57I was with you.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Sorry we're late, fellas.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Nah, nah, sorry, boys. Sorry don't cut it, I'm afraid.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Come on, forfeit. Forfeit.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Forfeit! Forfeit! Forfeit!

0:07:10 > 0:07:11- Quick! Hurry up!- Sharon here yet?

0:07:11 > 0:07:15No, she'll be here any minute. Quick, get in the front room. Hide, keep your mouths shut.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Bagsy hide behind the sofa. - Why do you get the sofa!?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20It's the only thing big enough, babe...

0:07:20 > 0:07:21Know when you've been beaten.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26What are they going to be like after they've had a skinfull?

0:07:26 > 0:07:28- Hello.- You don't think Sharon suspects anything, does she?

0:07:28 > 0:07:32- Not if you've kept your mouths shut. - All right, Tan.- Quick, in you go!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34I felt so bad lying to Joey earlier.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Oh, that lot can't keep a secret. It was the only way.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Yeah, what they don't know, won't hurt 'em!

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Come on, let's have a drink.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56BUZZER BLARES

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Sorry, Tan! Just coming!

0:08:05 > 0:08:07What you doing here?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10It's your last night of freedom, ain't it?

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Coming through, excuse me! Excuse me, Jack.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Boys...

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Bit early, ain't it?

0:08:27 > 0:08:30- There are ten shot glasses there. - Well done, Michael.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32I bet Jack lets you use that till down the gym and everything, eh?

0:08:32 > 0:08:33He's a funny man.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Don't tell him that.- I specifically said I didn't want one.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38- I know. I ignored you. - I hate stag dos.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42- Jack! Over here. - No, I'm sitting this one out. - Come on, Jack, if we've got to.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46- Yeah, you think I fancy it? - You're a condemned man now! Get over here and act like one.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48What's that supposed to mean?

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Jack, calm down. He's only mucking about.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Hello, boys! Your barmaid has arrived! Woo!

0:08:59 > 0:09:00To Jack!

0:09:07 > 0:09:10I'm meant to be at Tanya's.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12So if it's not important...

0:09:14 > 0:09:17So how comes I don't I get to say goodbye...

0:09:17 > 0:09:18like everyone else?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20I'm not having a hen do.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Tanya's the only one sending me off.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26What did you have in mind?

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Jack. On the house.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Have you read it?

0:09:42 > 0:09:43I'm at my stag do.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Oi, Jack! You're up again!

0:09:46 > 0:09:48You know what, you are getting on my nerves.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Jack, I do understand...

0:09:50 > 0:09:53I burned the letter, all right? Just leave it.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- No, you didn't. I don't believe you. - Fine. Suit yourself.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Don't you want to know what she had to say?

0:10:08 > 0:10:09KNOCKING ON DOOR

0:10:09 > 0:10:11TANYA GASPS

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Action stations! Quick! Shh! Hide.

0:10:23 > 0:10:24Kim! You're all up in my face right now.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27If you don't like it, there's always the coffee table.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31It's all right, everyone. It's only Denise.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Who are you talking to? I can't see anyone in here.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Told you it was a stupid idea to hide.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Why can't we just shout "surprise" when she walks in?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42If she walks in. She's probably stood us up.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- I'll try her again. Where's me phone?- Bet the boys aren't doing anything this silly.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49If Ian has his way they'll all be watching The Apprentice with a lovely cup of tea.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50You and Ian. Really?

0:10:52 > 0:10:54She has got a point, though! You and Ian Beale?

0:10:56 > 0:10:57She's not answering.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59- Maybe she's having second thoughts. - She's got form.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Haven't we all!?

0:11:01 > 0:11:02I'm going to go see where she is.

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Ian?!

0:11:06 > 0:11:09What?

0:11:13 > 0:11:17At our age, Sharon. There ain't going to be no more opportunities.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21No more second, third, fourth chances. This is it.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Why are we back here?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26You've forgotten that kiss?

0:11:27 > 0:11:31It's time you found yourself a nice, single woman.

0:11:31 > 0:11:32Like Tanya?

0:11:32 > 0:11:35I've got to go.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38See! You hate the thought of me being with another woman.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Not true. I'm just late...

0:11:40 > 0:11:41It is, Sharon...

0:11:50 > 0:11:51Just like the good old days, eh?

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Hello?

0:12:17 > 0:12:18Hey.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22There you are. I thought we had a date?

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Yeah, Phil was just saying goodbye.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Yeah. Bye, then.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29See you.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Is everything OK?

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Yeah. Yeah, fine.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Why do you keep cancelling your missus?

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Why do you keep lying to yours?

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Michael, how are you so bad at this game?

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Right, boys, think it was time we was moving on now, yeah?

0:13:07 > 0:13:09- Somewhere a little bit more... - Entertaining.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Wait, wait, wait, boys are you saying what I think you're saying?

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Who is going put that to the board?

0:13:18 > 0:13:22- How is that any of your business? - Well, you're the one who drew me into it. Asking me to back you up.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26- What, and I can't ask my brother that without getting any grief? - It works both ways, don't it!

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Oh, does it? I'll remember that.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Right, senior Stag... Where we off to next?

0:13:31 > 0:13:34There is no next. I told you, we're having a few drinks,

0:13:34 > 0:13:36then we're going home to bed.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40- I thought that was just, you know... - Just talk.- Exactly.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Right. I'm just going to say it - are we going to a strip club or not?

0:13:43 > 0:13:46- How tawdry.- No. All right? There is no strip club.

0:13:46 > 0:13:51- What!?- Jack... - Come, Jack, man! - Oh, come on Jack!- Play fair, man.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Leave him alone, boys. He's obviously not up for it.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56We're in London. We're young. Ish.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58And we've been given the green light from the missus-es.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00You know, I don't fancy it. OK.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02He's made his feelings perfectly clear.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05What you talking about? You're supposed to be our buxom barmaid.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09Come on, Jack, this is nothing, you ain't even got anything to feel guilty about yet!

0:14:09 > 0:14:10Why don't you just shut up?!

0:14:10 > 0:14:15What, cos you've seen the Hangover twice you're some sort of expert, are you?

0:14:15 > 0:14:16Go on then! What's the big plan?

0:14:16 > 0:14:20You going to pour money into a strip club, are you? Make yourself feel big? What next?

0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Poker?- All right, easy, Jack...

0:14:23 > 0:14:26What you going to do when you lose all your money and everyone's laughing at you?

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Punch your way out of it, cos you're a lad?!

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Some of us are trying to have a bit of a laugh.

0:14:30 > 0:14:34You have your way and what? I wake up in some dodgy hotel in Leyton, covered in puke,

0:14:34 > 0:14:38- two grand lighter in me wallet, with some dodgy bird next to me. - Jack, Jack stop it.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42- Come on, let's...- No, no, never mind I'll have ruined my wedding.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45But least you lot'd have some nice tale to tell, won't you...

0:14:45 > 0:14:49about your complete lack of originality.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51- That's a little bit harsh. - He was just having a laugh.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55Well, it ain't funny, is it, Ian? I don't find it funny.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58And I don't think your wives will. Or your girlfriends.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Just a goodbye, was it?

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Nothing happened, Tan.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Denise won't come out the loo.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20- She's probably in there hiding. - Why won't she just say?

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Come on, Kim, she must have said something to you.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24So what if she's going out with Ian.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27We should just let her get on with it. It's none of our business.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Kim, come on, what did she say?

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Hello?

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Oh! Surprise!

0:15:35 > 0:15:39I know you didn't want a lot of fuss but, um... surprise.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Tanya, thank you so much.

0:15:42 > 0:15:43You're sweethearts all of you!

0:15:43 > 0:15:45There you go.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55KNOCK ON DOOR

0:15:58 > 0:16:01What do you want?

0:16:01 > 0:16:04I was just wondering if you fancied a bit of dinner?

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Lola's out, thought we could go for a curry.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08I've got some paperwork to do.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11- What with tomorrow and everything. - Tomorrow?

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Look, I just thought maybe some company might help.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Billy, the day I need your company,

0:16:16 > 0:16:19is the day I drive to the coast and walk straight into the sea.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21And that's a better option than a curry, is it?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26If you change your mind...

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Oi, come back in, man. It's his stag do.

0:16:41 > 0:16:42And he's full of it, ain't he?

0:16:42 > 0:16:43So? Just brush that off.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46The thing is, yeah, right, it is a fact - it is a FACT - that if he had

0:16:46 > 0:16:49the chance tonight, yeah, tonight of all nights to get lucky,

0:16:49 > 0:16:51no one would ever find out, nothing would ever happen,

0:16:51 > 0:16:54he would take that chance. Course he'd take the chance.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58- Any man would take the chance. - That include you!?

0:16:58 > 0:16:59Lucky Lauren(!)

0:17:02 > 0:17:04It's just not your day today, is it?

0:17:04 > 0:17:10No. Tell you what - today ain't Jack's day.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13All right. I'm going to have to teach him a lesson. You can help me.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15You what? I'm not getting involved in all that.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18What you talking about - course you're getting involved!

0:17:18 > 0:17:20It's his stag do! It's our duty to do him over!

0:17:20 > 0:17:22That's the whole point of the whole thing, innit!

0:17:22 > 0:17:24All right. What you got in mind?

0:17:27 > 0:17:28Hi!

0:17:30 > 0:17:31Did I miss the surprise?

0:17:31 > 0:17:32We all did, love.

0:17:34 > 0:17:35What's he doing here!?

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Denise, no!

0:17:43 > 0:17:48You asked! And I'm telling you - girls - the nookie is...

0:17:48 > 0:17:51I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it...

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Life is never going to be the same again.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57I actually don't appreciate your reaction.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59And I'll have you know that Admiral Beale is a sensitive...

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Now you see, it was Captain Beale with Jane!

0:18:02 > 0:18:06I just promoted him. Hey! You can talk!

0:18:06 > 0:18:08I heard about you and Phil Mitchell?!

0:18:08 > 0:18:10That was just a date, Tan. Weren't it?

0:18:10 > 0:18:11Yeah.

0:18:12 > 0:18:13Just tell me who it is!

0:18:13 > 0:18:16- It's my probation officer.- What's he doing going round your house?

0:18:16 > 0:18:20Don't know, probably going to talk to me mum about Liam? But it's not good.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40I hope white wine's OK.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Thanks. Happy kids.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45They love their mum.

0:18:45 > 0:18:46With good reason.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56And this is Billie.

0:18:58 > 0:18:59Yeah.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05For a long time I couldn't have any pictures up of Emily.

0:19:12 > 0:19:13Gets easier, huh?

0:19:15 > 0:19:16With the right help.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20So the stripper will go in.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22I duck behind her, lock the door.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25- Yeah. Then what?- We leave it a little while, then we can all go in,

0:19:25 > 0:19:27take a load of pictures and stitch him right up.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30Dexter, mate, have a look in your phone, see what you can find.

0:19:30 > 0:19:31Already on it, bruv.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34What's the matter with you? Thought you were going to give Joey a slap.

0:19:34 > 0:19:35Like I said. It's nothing.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37We were just having a laugh.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39If Jack's the saint he says he is...

0:19:39 > 0:19:43we'll go in there and they'll be on the floor playing scrabble.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Right, yeah, if he ain't, if he's actually human, which I expect he is,

0:19:46 > 0:19:49we'll go in there, get some incriminating photographs of him

0:19:49 > 0:19:51and this will finally have been a proper stag do.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54What if we get him in trouble with the old lady then?

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Alfie, this is the whole genius of the whole thing.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59He only gets in as much trouble as he lets himself get into.

0:19:59 > 0:20:00It's all in his hands.

0:20:00 > 0:20:01So to speak!

0:20:03 > 0:20:05OK. What about Max then, eh?

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Either we have this conversation in here, right now,

0:20:07 > 0:20:12with all your mates, or we go somewhere else.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Which is it?

0:20:22 > 0:20:25Alfie, you're in charge. All right? Look after the stags.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27- Boys.- Cheers, Max.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Lamb to the slaughter that one.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37Right, Alfie, you sort out Jack. We'll sort out the stripper.

0:20:37 > 0:20:38OK. Catch up with you later.

0:20:38 > 0:20:39Do your worst.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Right. How we getting on then, girls?

0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Butch Cassidy!- There's a stripper called "Butch Cassidy"?

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Look at what her slogan says - "we'll sort you right out".

0:20:51 > 0:20:53This is supposed to be temptation?

0:20:53 > 0:20:56Oh, hold on, what about... "Siren".

0:20:56 > 0:20:58ALL: Siren.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01I was thinking we could leave the lads to it. Go and have a quiet drink?

0:21:01 > 0:21:03- I think I might just push off. - Come on, it's only early!

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Yeah, we just need to go somewhere where there's booze.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Forget mine. I've only got half a bottle of red left.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11- Do me a favour - buy me some time? - We'll go to the club.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Jack, I need to talk to you. Now. Upstairs.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Oh, I can't, I'm going to the club with these two.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Whoa, what's with the sudden rush?

0:21:18 > 0:21:21No, nothing. It's just, um, something about the wedding.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23OK. Well, can't it wait? Good.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Hold on, fellas. Let me grab my coat, give me a sec.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Everything's good.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Don't worry, this won't take long.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43See, I've realised this is a simple yes or no question.

0:21:45 > 0:21:46Yeah?

0:21:46 > 0:21:48This isn't about whether or not you want the baby.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50This is about whether or not you want me.

0:21:52 > 0:21:57So, do you want me? Yes or no?

0:21:59 > 0:22:01If he thinks he can come over here

0:22:01 > 0:22:03and interrogate my mum he's got another think coming.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06- Will you calm down? - Calm down? I'm going to report him!

0:22:06 > 0:22:08BIANCA GASPS

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Right, boys, T minus two minutes, yeah?

0:22:22 > 0:22:24What does "T minus" even mean?

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Bruvver, who cares, makes us sound like pros!

0:22:26 > 0:22:29This is going to be unreal, boys!

0:22:29 > 0:22:33- Shh, keep it down! Jack hears us and the jig's up.- I can't wait!

0:22:33 > 0:22:34Oi, what you doing?

0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Getting the fish.- Just walking. - Stretching the legs and stuff.

0:22:39 > 0:22:43Thought you were supposed to be on Jack's stag do?

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Yeah, yeah. That as well.

0:22:45 > 0:22:50- Yeah.- You're up to something, ain't ya? Oh, come on, boys. Put us in it?

0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Boys, I think we're busted here. - Really? Are we that obvious?

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Nothing gets past you, Billy Mitchell!

0:22:57 > 0:23:02All I can say, Bill, is, uh, is...

0:23:02 > 0:23:05..is go and wait by the swings, you stay out the way

0:23:05 > 0:23:07and...just wait there.

0:23:08 > 0:23:12You're going to stitch him up, ain't ya! I knew it, I knew it!

0:23:13 > 0:23:17Don't worry boys, you can count on me. Swings, yeah?

0:23:17 > 0:23:19- Swings.- Nice one, bruv.

0:23:22 > 0:23:23What a dope.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29- I hope B's all right.- Yeah.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32Must be so hard for her looking after three kids.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34I find it hard enough just looking after Scarlett.

0:23:34 > 0:23:39- Marriage is no guarantee nowadays.- Nan! You'll give Sharon second thoughts!

0:23:39 > 0:23:42It's all right. You going to marry Joey, Lauren?

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Is that even legal?

0:23:44 > 0:23:46I want to get married. You seen Guys and Dolls?

0:23:46 > 0:23:51When Adelaide says she wants a nice home with wallpaper and book ends. That's what I want.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56You all right, darling? You seem a bit quiet?

0:23:56 > 0:23:57I'm fine.

0:23:59 > 0:24:00Nothing on your mind?

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Come on, girls, why don't we do this properly, hey?

0:24:04 > 0:24:06I do own a nightclub after all, girls!

0:24:06 > 0:24:09Come on then, shall we?

0:24:09 > 0:24:10Yeah!

0:24:13 > 0:24:16See, this is more like it. Right. Whose round is it?

0:24:16 > 0:24:17Beale?

0:24:19 > 0:24:20MUSIC REVERBERATES IN CLUB

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Out of the frying pan, into the fire.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25It's all right, not a problem. Let's go in the office?

0:24:25 > 0:24:26Let's go.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Well, that's better.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44I better contact Max, let him know where we are.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Just in case his missus lets him out again.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49Great, come on. We'll go and get the beers in.

0:24:49 > 0:24:50All right.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55So no matter what you hear from there, OK,

0:24:55 > 0:24:58do not open the office door.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00- All set. Where is she?- She?!

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Mate, will you just get him out of here, yeah?

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Come on.

0:25:05 > 0:25:09- What? I thought I was getting the drinks in?- Well done, Beale. Your timing is impeccable, isn't it, eh?

0:25:09 > 0:25:11DJ TURNS MUSIC DOWN

0:25:16 > 0:25:20- I don't understand. - Don't worry. All will become clear.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26I can't believe we're doing this.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30That is her, bruv!

0:25:30 > 0:25:31Oh, my days.

0:25:31 > 0:25:34Bruvver, I thought she was supposed to be crusty?!

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Oh, my days she is buff!

0:25:37 > 0:25:38The lovely Siren.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Text him!

0:25:58 > 0:26:00FOOTSTEPS

0:26:10 > 0:26:12DOOR SHUTS

0:26:17 > 0:26:19DJ TURNS MUSIC UP

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Oi!

0:26:22 > 0:26:23Stop!

0:26:24 > 0:26:26I gave you a twenty!

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Right, I'll be back in a bit.

0:26:33 > 0:26:34BANGING ON DOOR

0:26:37 > 0:26:41Oi! Open up!

0:26:41 > 0:26:42Ian!

0:26:43 > 0:26:44Alfie!

0:26:50 > 0:26:51They've locked it.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53We're trapped.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:04 > 0:27:07- You're the man!- That was funny.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Mate, ran like clockwork! You should've seen it, mate.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11What did!?

0:27:11 > 0:27:13Oi... synchronize your watches, will ya?

0:27:13 > 0:27:15How long are we going to leave it?

0:27:15 > 0:27:18Just one minute, right, will someone please tell me what's going on!?

0:27:18 > 0:27:20I thought we were a team?

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Blud don't know nothing, innit!

0:27:23 > 0:27:24Where's Jack?

0:27:24 > 0:27:27LAUGHTER

0:27:29 > 0:27:32We're at R&R, yeah...

0:27:32 > 0:27:35CHATTER AND LAUGHTER

0:27:37 > 0:27:39All right, ladies, are we all still here?

0:27:39 > 0:27:41No. Kat and Bianca are still missing.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43- Lola's gone to check on Lexi, I think.- OK, right,

0:27:43 > 0:27:46I know this isn't exactly what we had planned, right...

0:27:46 > 0:27:49but I still want plenty of enthusiasm. OK?

0:27:49 > 0:27:52We are still going to give Sharon the send-off she deserves. Yeah?

0:27:52 > 0:27:53ALL: Yeah!

0:27:53 > 0:27:56Excuse me? Hello? Can you stop texting your men?

0:27:56 > 0:27:58All right. OK.

0:27:58 > 0:28:01- Give up your phones or you're not getting in.- Are you serious!?

0:28:01 > 0:28:03Yes, I'm serious! This is going to be a boyfriend-free zone!

0:28:03 > 0:28:06So just give 'em up, ladies!

0:28:06 > 0:28:10Thank you. Thank you. You're all right, Mum.

0:28:10 > 0:28:15Whitney? Thank you. Lauren, bag!

0:28:15 > 0:28:17Lucy Beale, I do not believe you!

0:28:19 > 0:28:22Hen party in the house!

0:28:22 > 0:28:24Bring on the boys and the booze!

0:28:24 > 0:28:27I can't believe my mum did that! How embarrassing.

0:28:27 > 0:28:31Yeah, how am I meant to go without my precious Joey for two hours!?

0:28:31 > 0:28:33Can't believe you're such a liar.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35I'm not a liar!

0:28:35 > 0:28:37A couple of movies, Sharon. Girls' night in...

0:28:37 > 0:28:39How did you manage to keep it all so quiet?

0:28:39 > 0:28:43I didn't tell the boys. Thought you could do with a night without them...

0:28:43 > 0:28:45- KNOCKING - Oi! Oi!

0:28:45 > 0:28:48Oi, give it a rest, I'm trying to make a call.

0:28:48 > 0:28:50Well, the bar staff are five feet away.

0:28:50 > 0:28:53They're not going to hear you over the music, are they? Max, it's me.

0:28:53 > 0:28:55Can you call me?

0:28:55 > 0:28:57I'm locked in the office at the R&R.

0:28:57 > 0:28:59Cheers.

0:28:59 > 0:29:03- Where are your keys?- I weren't planning on getting locked in.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06Yeah, you might want to leave this to me.

0:29:06 > 0:29:10You're going to give yourself permanent damage, way you're carrying on.

0:29:13 > 0:29:16Look, I'm so sorry about this.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18- Shall I go and speak to her? - Do you think that's going to help?

0:29:18 > 0:29:20I don't know, maybe if I explain...

0:29:20 > 0:29:23What, that we knew it was a bit wrong but we liked the thrill?

0:29:23 > 0:29:25Do you think she'd sympathise with that?

0:29:27 > 0:29:28No.

0:29:30 > 0:29:31I'll go.

0:29:33 > 0:29:34Call me...

0:29:35 > 0:29:37if you want.

0:29:40 > 0:29:43Wait.

0:29:46 > 0:29:47Was it just a thrill?

0:29:47 > 0:29:51No. No, that was a stupid word.

0:29:55 > 0:29:59It was more. And you know that.

0:29:59 > 0:30:03I'm not going to let her stop us seeing each other.

0:30:04 > 0:30:05No?

0:30:06 > 0:30:08(No.)

0:30:16 > 0:30:17I hope she's OK.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29Honestly, Kat. Just go back to... the hen...

0:30:29 > 0:30:31Don't be silly! Just tell me what to do!

0:30:31 > 0:30:32Oh! My hands have all gone numb.

0:30:32 > 0:30:36Um... I know! You breathe into a bag!

0:30:36 > 0:30:40- I saw it on the telly!- It's supposed to be a paper bag!- He's gone.

0:30:40 > 0:30:42Convinced that you're going to report him.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44- I hope you're happy...- Carol.

0:30:44 > 0:30:47I don't know what to do! She can't feel her hands!

0:30:50 > 0:30:52I still don't get why you couldn't tell me.

0:30:52 > 0:30:55'Cos you'd have given it away that's why.

0:30:55 > 0:30:56PHONE RINGS

0:30:56 > 0:30:58Oh, there she is!

0:30:58 > 0:31:01"Oh, help me I'm trapped in a room on me own with a beautiful woman"

0:31:01 > 0:31:03"And she won't put her clothes back on!"

0:31:03 > 0:31:05Boys, boys, we should probably answer that.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07We've had our fun now.

0:31:07 > 0:31:09THEY GROAN

0:31:09 > 0:31:11PHONES RING

0:31:11 > 0:31:15Oh no, it's only Phil. Sorry, mate, office hours are over.

0:31:15 > 0:31:17I wouldn't have said anything.

0:31:17 > 0:31:19Course not, Ian. You're ice cold.

0:31:19 > 0:31:21Come on then, whose idea was it?

0:31:21 > 0:31:23Well, I'm not usually one to take the credit,

0:31:23 > 0:31:26but it was pretty much all my idea, weren't it? Yeah?

0:31:26 > 0:31:28PHONE RINGS

0:31:28 > 0:31:30I've only got Phil again.

0:31:30 > 0:31:31He's going to want us to go back to work.

0:31:31 > 0:31:36So, you think it's all right to imprison a man against his wishes?

0:31:36 > 0:31:37He's on his stag.

0:31:37 > 0:31:40So, it's all right to try and get him into trouble with his fiancee?

0:31:40 > 0:31:42He's on his stag!

0:31:42 > 0:31:45Yeah, I know. But what if something happens!?

0:31:45 > 0:31:47ALL: HE'S ON HIS STAG!

0:31:47 > 0:31:49Let's picture the scene.

0:31:49 > 0:31:53Jack is sitting on the desk, and he's waiting

0:31:53 > 0:31:58for Alfie and Ian to come in with a few beers, and a whiskey chaser...

0:31:58 > 0:32:00Yeah, and then Siren walks in...

0:32:00 > 0:32:04"Oh, oh, sorry... I was just looking for the ladies..."

0:32:04 > 0:32:06And then - the door locks. Coat drops...

0:32:06 > 0:32:08Oh sorry, love. You'll have to put that coat back on.

0:32:08 > 0:32:10I'm on my stag do!

0:32:10 > 0:32:13So this, Siren... what does she look like?

0:32:13 > 0:32:15Thought you were against the idea?

0:32:15 > 0:32:17Curious...

0:32:22 > 0:32:24Those legs go on forever!

0:32:24 > 0:32:26LAUGHTER

0:32:29 > 0:32:32Billy. I'm stuck in the club office.

0:32:32 > 0:32:34Get down here now, will you?

0:32:36 > 0:32:38Well, maybe we should call the police.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40You are joking, aren't you?

0:32:40 > 0:32:42You got anyone else you can call?

0:32:42 > 0:32:45So, that's it, is it? Jay, Billy and Dexter?

0:32:46 > 0:32:50Well, it looks like we're going to have to call Sharon then.

0:32:52 > 0:32:53HE SIGHS

0:32:53 > 0:32:56MUSIC: Mousse T 'Horny'

0:32:58 > 0:33:00If you've got something to say, just come out with it.

0:33:00 > 0:33:04All right. Are you SURE it was just a goodbye?

0:33:04 > 0:33:08I'm positive. If anyone's lying, it's Jack.

0:33:08 > 0:33:10He said he was with Max this afternoon.

0:33:10 > 0:33:11Wasn't he?

0:33:11 > 0:33:13Well, Max covered for him, but I'm not sure...

0:33:13 > 0:33:15He was probably just off somewhere

0:33:15 > 0:33:18doing something romantic for the wedding, you know.

0:33:18 > 0:33:20While you were saying your goodbyes.

0:33:20 > 0:33:23What did I miss? Did I miss anything?

0:33:23 > 0:33:25No, just Nan dancing!

0:33:25 > 0:33:31If I was ten years younger, there ain't a bloke in this club

0:33:31 > 0:33:34- who wouldn't have tried it on with me.- Ten years?

0:33:34 > 0:33:37- Oi, watch it. - She's just jealous, Nan.

0:33:37 > 0:33:40She's not having much luck with the boys recently.

0:33:42 > 0:33:45D'you know what? This is not your night.

0:33:45 > 0:33:48Both of you get over yourselves. Or I mean it, you can just go home.

0:33:53 > 0:33:57Look, I think we should call a ceasefire before we get thrown out.

0:33:58 > 0:34:02Look, I know I've been winding you up and... I'm sorry.

0:34:02 > 0:34:04I'm just... I'm angry at Joey.

0:34:06 > 0:34:08I heard him chatting rubbish to Dexter.

0:34:08 > 0:34:10Do you really think this is going to work, Lucy?

0:34:10 > 0:34:11What?

0:34:11 > 0:34:14I know what you're doing! You want me say,

0:34:14 > 0:34:17"Oh, what did he say then?" You're just trying to stir stuff up...

0:34:17 > 0:34:20Actually, I really want us to try to be friends, Lauren.

0:34:22 > 0:34:23Please.

0:34:27 > 0:34:31I'll wait all night for the answer, Max.

0:34:31 > 0:34:34Babe, where's this come from?

0:34:34 > 0:34:36You looked shell-shocked when I told you, d'you know that?

0:34:36 > 0:34:38Like I punched you in the face.

0:34:38 > 0:34:40PHONE RINGS

0:34:40 > 0:34:41SHE SIGHS

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Jack.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46- How many times is he going to call!? - I'm supposed to be the best man.

0:34:46 > 0:34:49Oh, just go. That's clearly what you want to do.

0:34:49 > 0:34:52You let the flat go. Every time I turn the corner Tanya's there...

0:34:52 > 0:34:54- That ain't my fault, is it? - I tell you I'm pregnant,

0:34:54 > 0:34:57you clearly can't handle the thought of us having a kid!

0:34:57 > 0:34:59- Can you just calm down! Please. - How can I!?

0:34:59 > 0:35:02You still haven't answered the question!

0:35:05 > 0:35:08Babe, course I want to be with you.

0:35:08 > 0:35:10Course I do.

0:35:12 > 0:35:14Max. It's me. Again.

0:35:14 > 0:35:17Can you call me back, please!

0:35:17 > 0:35:20- Has she done this?- What, Sharon?

0:35:20 > 0:35:23Do you think she cares enough about you to want us to be friends?

0:35:23 > 0:35:25I know she does.

0:35:25 > 0:35:28Well, you'd be amazed how little you come up in the conversation.

0:35:28 > 0:35:30She feels sorry for you, Phil.

0:35:30 > 0:35:33It's pity, it's not affection.

0:35:34 > 0:35:38Ah...

0:35:38 > 0:35:39Joey.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41Joey?

0:35:41 > 0:35:43This is him. I had a bust up with him earlier.

0:35:43 > 0:35:45- I had to put him in his place. - Looks like he's put you in yours.

0:35:45 > 0:35:51What a stag do. Speaking of which...

0:35:51 > 0:35:54Sharon keeps a bottle in here somewhere...

0:35:54 > 0:35:55I don't drink.

0:35:55 > 0:35:58Oh, no? Bit of crack maybe?

0:36:01 > 0:36:03PHONE RINGS

0:36:03 > 0:36:06At last!

0:36:11 > 0:36:15- Maybe it's over here.- What is?

0:36:15 > 0:36:16The scotch.

0:36:16 > 0:36:19Told you. I don't drink.

0:36:19 > 0:36:22PHONE BEEPS

0:36:22 > 0:36:26Leave a message, did she?

0:36:26 > 0:36:27Ronnie?

0:36:28 > 0:36:31Oh come on, please. Will you just tell me where Jack is?

0:36:31 > 0:36:33Rox, I'm afraid I can't do that.

0:36:33 > 0:36:35Alfie, stand firm, mate!

0:36:35 > 0:36:38Listen, why do you need to talk to him so badly?

0:36:38 > 0:36:41Well, when you feel like telling me. You give me a shout. OK?

0:36:41 > 0:36:44Right. What happens next?

0:36:44 > 0:36:46Well, we drink up these and we go and get them out.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49Sounds brilliant. I'm going to the toilet. Don't go without me.

0:36:50 > 0:36:53What were you expecting to happen?

0:36:53 > 0:36:56We're expecting that Jack isn't the saint he says he is.

0:36:56 > 0:37:00We're expecting that he's in there getting a dirty little lap dance

0:37:00 > 0:37:02and we're expecting to capture

0:37:02 > 0:37:06his grubby little assignation on our phones...

0:37:06 > 0:37:10So, you were just having a laugh? You weren't trying to screw him over?

0:37:10 > 0:37:13- And you're surprised no one wants to get you involved!- What?

0:37:13 > 0:37:15It has got to be time, ain't it?

0:37:15 > 0:37:17Come on boys. Let's go, let's go.

0:37:19 > 0:37:23OK. I promise to send him straight over, all right?

0:37:23 > 0:37:24Mwah!

0:37:28 > 0:37:30Oi! Joey!

0:37:30 > 0:37:34One minute I'm having a nice surprise hen do for Sharon

0:37:34 > 0:37:36at the R&R, the next Lucy tells me that my boyfriend

0:37:36 > 0:37:39is up to no good in my local!

0:37:39 > 0:37:41So, you've got girls here, have you?

0:37:41 > 0:37:44Oh, you blatantly do! Move!

0:37:44 > 0:37:47Why are you trying to embarrass me in front of the boys? What's wrong with you?

0:37:47 > 0:37:52Remarkable. He really is 10% carbon life form, 90% waffle.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54LAUGHTER

0:37:54 > 0:37:56- Did you hear that?- What?

0:37:56 > 0:37:59Where have you locked Jack with the stripper?

0:37:59 > 0:38:02- R&R.- And didn't she just say

0:38:02 > 0:38:07they're having a surprise hen do for Sharon in the R&R?

0:38:07 > 0:38:11Right, this is the point at which I say good night.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14- Come on, you can't just leave us.- Oh right, so now I'm part of the team?

0:38:14 > 0:38:18I'm in on it, am I? No. I've got a cake to ice. Good night. Good luck.

0:38:18 > 0:38:22- So, wait. What are we going to do? - OK.

0:38:22 > 0:38:25We need to get Max. Right now. Come on.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28- We've only been married a year. - I know.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33There's loads of stuff I wanted to do with you before kids.

0:38:35 > 0:38:38Go travelling.

0:38:38 > 0:38:40Just have some adventures.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46- I just want you all to myself for a bit...- Max!

0:38:46 > 0:38:48- Max! You here mate!?- Not now, boys.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50- Max, we need your help! - I'm talking to my wife.

0:38:50 > 0:38:53No, Max you don't understand, I need to talk to you...

0:38:53 > 0:38:55I'm talking to my wife! Out!

0:38:57 > 0:39:00All that stuff. I mean, it's great if we were 20

0:39:00 > 0:39:03but I don't want us to go travelling. Find ourselves.

0:39:05 > 0:39:09I want us to be a family. Be connected.

0:39:09 > 0:39:12Have a little person that looks like you and me. Don't you?

0:39:17 > 0:39:20Sorry, lads. Max is not an option.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22So what we going to do now then?

0:39:22 > 0:39:24If Sharon finds the two of them locked in there together...

0:39:24 > 0:39:27- She won't like that much. - What if she calls off the wedding?

0:39:27 > 0:39:29Come on. Come on.

0:39:31 > 0:39:35Ronnie's getting out of prison, course she's going to call me.

0:39:35 > 0:39:38It ain't as if I answered the phone, is it?

0:39:39 > 0:39:41I don't know why I'm explaining myself to you, anyway.

0:39:41 > 0:39:44- It's none of your business! - She is my cousin, ain't she?

0:39:46 > 0:39:49First her, now you. What a mess.

0:39:49 > 0:39:52What's that supposed to mean?

0:39:52 > 0:39:55Well, what you and Ronnie went through...

0:39:55 > 0:39:58I mean, we ain't mates, far from it, but...

0:39:58 > 0:40:01I ain't messing with that.

0:40:01 > 0:40:04So you're not going to tell Sharon?

0:40:04 > 0:40:07She don't know Ronnie's getting out.

0:40:07 > 0:40:10I ain't your problem here. Your problem here is you.

0:40:10 > 0:40:12- You was going to answer that.- No. - Yes you were!

0:40:12 > 0:40:15- If I hadn't been here you would have.- You're way off the mark.

0:40:15 > 0:40:17What you going to do? You're going to marry Sharon?

0:40:17 > 0:40:20Forget that your ex-wife is out there, waiting for you to call?

0:40:27 > 0:40:30Here y'are.

0:40:30 > 0:40:33- You feeling better?- Thanks.

0:40:33 > 0:40:35How long has it been going on!?

0:40:35 > 0:40:37Look, I don't see that it's any of your business.

0:40:37 > 0:40:40How long has my mum been lying to my face?

0:40:40 > 0:40:42- See you later, Kat. - Yep. See you later.

0:40:42 > 0:40:46He understands me, all right? He knows what life is like for me.

0:40:46 > 0:40:48So all of a sudden no one else does!

0:40:48 > 0:40:51I pray that you never have a clue!

0:40:56 > 0:41:00We've been seeing each other for a few weeks now.

0:41:00 > 0:41:03- You're sleeping with him?- It's not like he deals with you any more!

0:41:03 > 0:41:05And why do think that is then!?

0:41:05 > 0:41:07Why do you think the one probation officer that I've trusted

0:41:07 > 0:41:09don't want to work with me no more?

0:41:12 > 0:41:14Right, guys here's the plan - we're going to go in there

0:41:14 > 0:41:17and tell the girls we were coming here, anyway

0:41:17 > 0:41:19- and we think it's best they move on.- Alf, hang on, hang on.

0:41:19 > 0:41:22You think they're going to buy that? Bianca and Kat,

0:41:22 > 0:41:24Sharon and Tanya?

0:41:24 > 0:41:28- They're going to pick up their handbags and do one? - Have you got a better idea?

0:41:28 > 0:41:30In fact, do you have any idea? No? Exactly. Right, lads.

0:41:30 > 0:41:33Granted, we've had a few drinks and things have gone too far.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36We've messed up. But...

0:41:36 > 0:41:39repeat - but we do not leave a stag behind.

0:41:39 > 0:41:40- No.- OK?

0:41:40 > 0:41:43We're going to go get him out. His marriage depends on it!

0:41:43 > 0:41:44And, well, so do our lives, I reckon.

0:41:44 > 0:41:48So we're going to go in there as a team. No fighting. No moaning.

0:41:48 > 0:41:50We're going to go in there together and bring our boy out.

0:41:50 > 0:41:52OK? Let me hear a yeah!

0:41:52 > 0:41:54ALL: YEAH!

0:41:54 > 0:41:57Come on, lets go!

0:41:58 > 0:42:00Let's go.

0:42:00 > 0:42:01Let's...

0:42:01 > 0:42:05Let's go get him!

0:42:05 > 0:42:07I'll give them another fifteen.

0:42:07 > 0:42:10There you go, Tan. Nice large one!

0:42:15 > 0:42:17- What you lot doing here? - We could ask the same of you!

0:42:17 > 0:42:21- Thank you.- What's your problem?

0:42:21 > 0:42:25- You're in our spot.- Oh right, oh sorry. How can I put it? Jog on!

0:42:25 > 0:42:28You're not even supposed to be having a hen.

0:42:28 > 0:42:30Yeah. Lies WERE told.

0:42:35 > 0:42:39Oi! Oi! Open up!

0:42:39 > 0:42:42Let's not get hung up about who lied to who...

0:42:42 > 0:42:44Exactly. We can't stay in the Vic all night.

0:42:44 > 0:42:47- Jack deserves a proper send off... - So does Sharon!- Where is Jack?

0:42:47 > 0:42:50- Where's everyone actually?- They're on their way.- Exactly.

0:42:50 > 0:42:53That's why you lot need to GO before they get here.

0:42:53 > 0:42:56- All right? Comprehende?- You're in no position to make a demand.

0:42:56 > 0:43:00- There's no key. Joey must have it. - It's all right. Sharon'll have one.

0:43:00 > 0:43:03Yes, yes, all right. Point taken.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05Just call Joey. Get him here, right now. OK?

0:43:05 > 0:43:08- This is a disaster. Large scotch. - Girls, had you been upfront

0:43:08 > 0:43:12about this whole hen night, maybe we could've sorted something out.

0:43:12 > 0:43:14So, this is all your fault. All right?

0:43:14 > 0:43:16I know you're not taking that tone with me.

0:43:16 > 0:43:20Innit, and we were here first. Possession is nine tenths of the law.

0:43:20 > 0:43:22Thanks for leaving me, boys!

0:43:22 > 0:43:24- Where have you been? - Joey's still not answering.

0:43:24 > 0:43:26Keep trying. Michael? Bit of support here mate.

0:43:26 > 0:43:29Help me out here mate, please? Thank you.

0:43:31 > 0:43:35What about some funds... yeah, funds, to ease the process?

0:43:35 > 0:43:38- You are joking!- How much?- Lola!

0:43:38 > 0:43:40Er, what is she doing out here?

0:43:46 > 0:43:50Your head must be all over the gaffe.

0:43:50 > 0:43:52I can't imagine what you and Ronnie went through.

0:43:52 > 0:43:54You know what, don't bother.

0:43:54 > 0:43:57Losing the baby the way you did... No one can.

0:43:57 > 0:44:00What, now? You really want to go there, do you?

0:44:00 > 0:44:05Not me... not Max. Not Roxy. Not Sharon.

0:44:05 > 0:44:08In fact. I would imagine the only person on this entire earth

0:44:08 > 0:44:11who knows what you went through, knows how you feel...

0:44:11 > 0:44:13is Ronnie.

0:44:13 > 0:44:16Which is exactly why I never want to see her again!

0:44:16 > 0:44:19Really? She's getting out now, ain't she?

0:44:19 > 0:44:21The woman that you fell in love with.

0:44:21 > 0:44:23The woman you wanted to spend the rest of your life with.

0:44:23 > 0:44:25Your WIFE.

0:44:27 > 0:44:29Ex-wife!

0:44:29 > 0:44:31Well, let's not go there again, eh?

0:44:31 > 0:44:33You might not get so lucky this time.

0:44:33 > 0:44:37She can call all she wants, cos I'm never going to see her again.

0:44:37 > 0:44:40All right? I'm marrying Sharon.

0:44:40 > 0:44:41In fact, you know what... you can tell her.

0:44:41 > 0:44:45I ain't got nothing to hide. I ain't done nothing wrong.

0:44:45 > 0:44:48Well, if that's true, you can prove it, can't you?

0:44:48 > 0:44:51You could play that message.

0:44:57 > 0:45:02- There you go!- 65 quid?- Yeah. - You're joking, ain't ya?

0:45:02 > 0:45:06- That don't even cover the taxis, babes.- Get a bus then, girls.

0:45:06 > 0:45:09- So, you Siren, yeah? - Are you the stag?

0:45:09 > 0:45:13- You was meant to be here half an hour ago.- Jay, who's this?

0:45:13 > 0:45:16- I don't know.- You're lucky we don't take the money and kick you out!

0:45:16 > 0:45:18- Why isn't Jack here yet? - He's on his way!

0:45:18 > 0:45:21Something's not right, Tan.

0:45:21 > 0:45:23- Honestly, she's no one. - No one!?

0:45:23 > 0:45:25If you're trying to get out of paying me you can think again.

0:45:25 > 0:45:27She ain't here for me, is she!

0:45:27 > 0:45:30You booked me. You've got 20 minutes.

0:45:30 > 0:45:32We doing this out here or you got a private room?

0:45:32 > 0:45:35Hello. Suddenly it all becomes clear!

0:45:35 > 0:45:37If you think we're leaving, so you can ogle some stripper...

0:45:37 > 0:45:39Hang on... if she's...

0:45:39 > 0:45:40Exactly!

0:45:40 > 0:45:44- What exactly?- Exactly. Come on. Talk.

0:45:44 > 0:45:46Nah, it's nothing....

0:45:46 > 0:45:49No! It is! She's getting married tomorrow. So come on, talk.

0:45:49 > 0:45:51Before bones get broken.

0:45:56 > 0:45:58Life sort of went a bit wrong for me.

0:46:03 > 0:46:05Bad choices.

0:46:05 > 0:46:08I didn't think I'd get a second chance.

0:46:12 > 0:46:14Then I met you. And I couldn't believe it.

0:46:16 > 0:46:18Kirsty...

0:46:18 > 0:46:21And then I got pregnant! And then... well...

0:46:25 > 0:46:28what happened, happened and I was OK...

0:46:32 > 0:46:35I thought I'd had all my second chances.

0:46:35 > 0:46:38I was just trying to be happy, you know? With what I've got.

0:46:40 > 0:46:43Five years ago, I'd have bitten your hand off for this.

0:46:44 > 0:46:47What? Living in a B&B with a used-car salesman?

0:46:47 > 0:46:50I count myself lucky every day I wake up with you!

0:46:52 > 0:46:57But then... I find out I'm pregnant again.

0:47:01 > 0:47:04I've got another second chance.

0:47:06 > 0:47:09Kirsty, you sure you're ready? After everything...

0:47:09 > 0:47:11All I want is a family with you.

0:47:11 > 0:47:14It feels greedy to ask for more after everything

0:47:14 > 0:47:16but I do want more!

0:47:19 > 0:47:22I want you to want it too.

0:47:38 > 0:47:40That Annette is a proper little fascist.

0:47:40 > 0:47:43Since I've been seeing her, I've not slept, I've not eaten properly...

0:47:43 > 0:47:46- you've seen what I've been like! - I know, I know...

0:47:46 > 0:47:48And you're all right with that, are you?

0:47:48 > 0:47:51He just... he just makes me happy.

0:47:51 > 0:47:54But the longer he's with you... in this house,

0:47:54 > 0:47:57the more chance he's got of seeing something that he can report!

0:47:57 > 0:48:00He wouldn't do that! You said yourself that you trusted him!

0:48:00 > 0:48:04I'm not so sure now! Are you?

0:48:04 > 0:48:06Are you 100%?

0:48:06 > 0:48:08Or are you just willing to take that risk?

0:48:11 > 0:48:15I just can't believe that you could mess with my life like this, Mum!

0:48:33 > 0:48:35Just imagine that.

0:48:37 > 0:48:39A little person that looks like us?

0:48:41 > 0:48:43More like you, hopefully.

0:48:44 > 0:48:48Don't be silly. You're beautiful.

0:48:51 > 0:48:54Oscar'll be well happy if it's a boy.

0:48:54 > 0:48:56Think he'd love a little brother...

0:48:58 > 0:49:01gets a bit fed up with his big sisters.

0:49:09 > 0:49:11You mean you want to keep it?

0:49:14 > 0:49:15(Yeah.)

0:49:20 > 0:49:24Babe, can we just get the wedding out the way...

0:49:24 > 0:49:27give me a chance to tell the girls?

0:49:27 > 0:49:30You mean tell Tanya.

0:49:30 > 0:49:32That's not unreasonable, is it?

0:49:34 > 0:49:37Then we'll be all set, won't we?

0:49:38 > 0:49:41You still ain't told me how far gone you are yet.

0:49:53 > 0:49:55Just think about what you're asking me to do.

0:49:55 > 0:49:57I've known Sharon a lot longer than you have...

0:49:57 > 0:50:00- Yeah, so you're fond of pointing out! - And I care about her.

0:50:00 > 0:50:02And you want me to, what? Watch her marry someone

0:50:02 > 0:50:05who's in love with someone else and say nothing?

0:50:05 > 0:50:07I'm not in love with Ronnie.

0:50:07 > 0:50:10Do me a favour! You're all over the gaffe, ain't ya?

0:50:10 > 0:50:13If Sharon was marrying me and you knew I was in love with someone else...

0:50:13 > 0:50:15what? You'd just say nothing, would you?

0:50:15 > 0:50:17That ain't going to happen, is it?

0:50:17 > 0:50:20See, this is the thing you just do not get.

0:50:20 > 0:50:22All right? Me and Sharon, we've got something special.

0:50:22 > 0:50:25- Something you and her will never have.- You think?

0:50:25 > 0:50:28No. I know.

0:50:28 > 0:50:32Has it ever occurred to you that you're meant to be with Ronnie?

0:50:32 > 0:50:34I mean... of course, you know, after what she did...

0:50:34 > 0:50:36her going down and that...

0:50:36 > 0:50:39of course you split up with her, but she's served her time, ain't she?

0:50:39 > 0:50:42She's rehabilitated, right?

0:50:42 > 0:50:44Where's the sudden faith in the penal system come from?

0:50:44 > 0:50:47Ain't it time you learnt to forgive her?

0:50:47 > 0:50:48I have.

0:50:48 > 0:50:50That's how I know I'm never going to go back with her.

0:50:50 > 0:50:53No. That's how you know there's a way back!

0:50:53 > 0:50:55THERE IS NO WAY BACK!

0:50:58 > 0:51:02Oi! Give me that! Give me it!

0:51:10 > 0:51:12Mwah!

0:51:12 > 0:51:15Oh, here she is. The grass.

0:51:15 > 0:51:17Yeah, least she was sticking up for me!

0:51:17 > 0:51:19Why aren't you at the R&R?

0:51:19 > 0:51:22Oh, um, just... got a headache.

0:51:24 > 0:51:27Uh, did you say the R&R?

0:51:27 > 0:51:31Yeah. We're at the club. I did tell you.

0:51:31 > 0:51:34I didn't hear you say that, Lauren. You're actually...

0:51:34 > 0:51:36- actually at the R&R now, yeah? - Yeah.

0:51:36 > 0:51:39- How long you been there? - All night.

0:51:39 > 0:51:42Which does mean I have a free house...

0:51:56 > 0:51:59Jack!? Jack you in there? I haven't got my key, Tan!

0:51:59 > 0:52:01- Someone must have one...- Michael?

0:52:01 > 0:52:04- No, I've had mine confiscated. Joey? - I've left it in the Vic. My coat!

0:52:04 > 0:52:08- You lot get Phil's message as well? - Not now, Billy. - Hold on - what message?

0:52:08 > 0:52:11- He's locked in the office.- What? - What?

0:52:11 > 0:52:14- So's Jack!- What? They've been locked in there all this time?

0:52:14 > 0:52:17Sharon, I promise you, this weren't the plan. Boys... will you tell her?

0:52:17 > 0:52:20- You really want us to tell her the plan now, yeah?- You idiots!

0:52:20 > 0:52:22Tan. They're going to kill each other. Jack!

0:52:22 > 0:52:25Will someone please turn the music down!

0:52:25 > 0:52:26Jack!

0:52:26 > 0:52:30Turn it off, turn it off!

0:52:30 > 0:52:31CROWD GROANS

0:52:31 > 0:52:33GLASS BREAKS

0:52:33 > 0:52:34Will somebody help me? Please!

0:52:34 > 0:52:37Girls, get out the way, get out the way.

0:52:37 > 0:52:39Give me it!

0:52:41 > 0:52:44JACK GROANS

0:52:56 > 0:52:58She wants to see you.

0:52:58 > 0:53:01"Again", Jack.

0:53:04 > 0:53:06ALFIE GROANS

0:53:07 > 0:53:09Look, wait! Wait.

0:53:09 > 0:53:12- It's gone quiet. - Tan, that is NOT good.

0:53:13 > 0:53:16- Get out of the way. Let me have a go.- Careful..

0:53:18 > 0:53:20- She said 'again'.- 'Jack!'

0:53:21 > 0:53:25OK, look. I went to see her. This afternoon.

0:53:25 > 0:53:29But it was to say goodbye. She's getting out of prison in a few weeks.

0:53:29 > 0:53:31She was my wife! Look, please.

0:53:31 > 0:53:36Phil. We said goodbye forever. I swear to you. We said goodbye.

0:53:36 > 0:53:39Yeah, well, there's goodbyes and there's goodbyes.

0:53:39 > 0:53:42- 'Jack!'- You think Sharon's going to be grateful

0:53:42 > 0:53:44if you ruin our marriage, do ya?

0:53:44 > 0:53:49Look, Phil, you can't say anything. All right? Promise me you won't.

0:53:53 > 0:53:55Jack! You all right?

0:53:55 > 0:53:59- What have you done? - Nothing. We're fine.

0:53:59 > 0:54:01Aren't we, Phil?

0:54:26 > 0:54:29So are you going to tell me what was said last night?

0:54:29 > 0:54:30Or do I have to drag it out of you?

0:54:33 > 0:54:35Look, mate, it was only meant to be a laugh.

0:54:35 > 0:54:37Nice one.

0:54:37 > 0:54:40Remind me to lock you in a room with a pit-bull on your stag-do, yeah?

0:54:40 > 0:54:43We'll have a right laugh then, won't we? Well, go on.

0:54:43 > 0:54:46I got bigger things to worry about than you today.

0:54:46 > 0:54:48- See you at the wedding, yeah? - Yeah.

0:54:59 > 0:55:02Max, can you get over here as quick as you can, please?

0:55:08 > 0:55:11You told him, didn't you? About the kiss?

0:55:11 > 0:55:13Why are you asking me, eh?

0:55:13 > 0:55:15Why aren't you over there, asking him?

0:55:17 > 0:55:21Oh, I get it. You don't want to let on there might be something wrong just in case I kept my mouth shut.

0:55:21 > 0:55:24Just answer the question, Phil.

0:55:24 > 0:55:28Shouldn't you be putting a face pack on or getting Tanya to plait your hair, or something?

0:55:28 > 0:55:29Don't joke with me.

0:55:29 > 0:55:33You're marrying a bloke who uses more hair products than Kat and Dot put together.

0:55:33 > 0:55:37- If that ain't a joke, I dunno what is.- Is that what really bothers you about him? His hair?

0:55:37 > 0:55:39I ain't finished yet.

0:55:39 > 0:55:42Just tell me what was said and I'll be out of here.

0:55:42 > 0:55:46Do you really think all you got to worry about is

0:55:46 > 0:55:48whether I told him about some kiss?

0:55:51 > 0:55:53Look at yourself.

0:55:53 > 0:55:56You're just a sad old man living in the past.

0:55:56 > 0:56:00I don't care how long we've known each other, or what we've been through.

0:56:00 > 0:56:05You ruin today for me and I will never forgive you. Ever.

0:56:12 > 0:56:15Dunno why he wants you round there so early.

0:56:15 > 0:56:17Well, cos it's his wedding day, innit?

0:56:17 > 0:56:20Sometimes blokes get a bit nervous, need a little chat,

0:56:20 > 0:56:22sit down, something to drink.

0:56:24 > 0:56:26Come back to bed.

0:56:29 > 0:56:31Babe, look, I know we got stuff going on.

0:56:31 > 0:56:34I know we got things to talk about. Can we just get through today?

0:56:34 > 0:56:38You mean sit at the back, so you and Tanya hardly know I'm there?

0:56:39 > 0:56:42Well, go on - don't want to keep your brother waiting.

0:56:58 > 0:57:00Didn't expect to see you in here on your big day.

0:57:00 > 0:57:03Wedding day or not, I can't do anything without my caffeine fix.

0:57:03 > 0:57:08Listen, can I nip round before the wedding? I know you've got a lot to do, but it won't take long.

0:57:08 > 0:57:11- Yeah, course, Carol, you're welcome anytime.- Thank you.

0:57:11 > 0:57:14- Mum!- Now that is what I call a nice welcome.

0:57:14 > 0:57:18Mum asked me to take them to the park for a bit, get them running around.

0:57:18 > 0:57:21Calm them down before the ceremony, you mean?

0:57:21 > 0:57:23She's been trying to call you for, like, an hour.

0:57:23 > 0:57:25My phone must be switched off, Abi.

0:57:25 > 0:57:29- I got you this.- Denny, I don't think you're supposed to give her that till later.

0:57:29 > 0:57:31It's your something new.

0:57:31 > 0:57:33- Jack helped me choose it.- Did he?

0:57:33 > 0:57:38Oh, darling, it is so gorgeous. I'll wear it later, yeah?

0:57:38 > 0:57:41I saved up my pocket money. Uncle Jack gave me the rest.

0:57:41 > 0:57:44Thank you.

0:57:44 > 0:57:47- Right, come on, you two, we better get going.- See you later.

0:57:50 > 0:57:51Oh!

0:57:55 > 0:57:57- SHE HUMS:- Mm, mm, mm, mm!

0:57:57 > 0:58:01Jean, please - PLEASE can you just take it down a notch?

0:58:01 > 0:58:05Oh, excuse me for trying to spread a little bit of cheer.

0:58:05 > 0:58:07Girls, will you give it a rest before I lock you in an office?

0:58:07 > 0:58:10- There won't not be a Superman around to kick the door down. - Superman?

0:58:10 > 0:58:14- Listen, Tyler told me you bounced off that door like a rubber ball... - Oh, shut up!

0:58:14 > 0:58:16- ..and he had to come and save you. - Don't listen to Tyler.

0:58:16 > 0:58:18Let me tell you something - I loosened it, all right?

0:58:18 > 0:58:22I'd love to have been a fly on the wall in that office. What Phil and Jack were talking about.

0:58:22 > 0:58:25I bet it was something like knitting patterns or who can pull

0:58:25 > 0:58:26the best angry face.

0:58:29 > 0:58:33Oh, I've got to go and take Amy to Jack's.

0:58:33 > 0:58:34All right.

0:58:34 > 0:58:36KNOCK AT DOOR

0:58:36 > 0:58:37Will you get that, darling?

0:58:42 > 0:58:43Is that the cake?

0:58:43 > 0:58:47I expect it to have lots of tiers and a little sugar bride

0:58:47 > 0:58:49and a little sugar groom.

0:58:49 > 0:58:52Well, I wasn't up all night making a Victoria sponge now, was I?

0:58:52 > 0:58:54Thanks for letting us set up in here, Alfie.

0:58:54 > 0:58:57Why that club hasn't got a kitchen, I don't know.

0:58:57 > 0:58:59Different priorities. You missed a belter last night.

0:58:59 > 0:59:02After you left it went from, what, stag night to a fight club.

0:59:02 > 0:59:07Well, that's what happens when you let lunatics take over the asylum.

0:59:07 > 0:59:10Talking of lunatics, where do you want me, Chef?

0:59:10 > 0:59:14- Did you get that extra help I asked for? - Due in half an hour as requested.

0:59:14 > 0:59:16Right, well, I've got a very special job for you, Jean.

0:59:16 > 0:59:19If you don't think you're up to it, just say.

0:59:19 > 0:59:21Sausages.

0:59:21 > 0:59:22At the moment, they're sausages.

0:59:22 > 0:59:26But when you've finished with them, they'll be sausages on sticks.

0:59:26 > 0:59:27Have fun.

0:59:30 > 0:59:31Lunatic!

0:59:33 > 0:59:36Sorry, I stepped out for a breath of fresh air

0:59:36 > 0:59:37and the door shut behind me.

0:59:37 > 0:59:38Tell the truth.

0:59:38 > 0:59:40Hm?

0:59:40 > 0:59:44- You saw what she had planned for you and you legged it, didn't you?- Eh?

0:59:44 > 0:59:47And there she is! I thought you'd done a runner on us.

0:59:47 > 0:59:51- Yeah. As if, Mum. - Yeah, I know it's a bit cheesy and everything,

0:59:51 > 0:59:54but I thought it'd be nice to make an effort, have a bit of fun before the serious bit.

0:59:54 > 0:59:56I thought we'd done the hen night.

0:59:56 > 1:00:01You mean you've never had leftovers the morning after the night before? No? It gets better. There's more.

1:00:01 > 1:00:04Madam, would you like to come with me?

1:00:07 > 1:00:09Oh, Tan!

1:00:10 > 1:00:12Run. Seriously.

1:00:18 > 1:00:21Do you mind? I've got a baby yoga class to get to.

1:00:21 > 1:00:23Have you said anything to her?

1:00:23 > 1:00:27By her, are you talking about the ex-missus or the missus-to-be?

1:00:27 > 1:00:31If you think anything of Sharon, you'll keep that shut, all right?

1:00:31 > 1:00:33- I love her.- You love her?

1:00:33 > 1:00:36Is that what you said to Ronnie as well, is it? That you love her?

1:00:36 > 1:00:38Everything all right?

1:00:38 > 1:00:40Sort him out, will you?

1:00:40 > 1:00:42I ain't going to beg you.

1:00:47 > 1:00:48What was that all about?

1:00:58 > 1:00:59That's got the knots out.

1:00:59 > 1:01:03Happy Sharon and Jack's wedding day, everyone!

1:01:03 > 1:01:06Is it too much to ask for just a little bit of peace and quiet round here?

1:01:06 > 1:01:09Just ignore her. She's hung-over. You'd think she'd be used to it by now!

1:01:09 > 1:01:11Right, you'd better take over here.

1:01:11 > 1:01:14We'd better get a move on if we're going to get to the R&R for three o'clock.

1:01:14 > 1:01:19Look, no offence, Sharon, but this whole wedding thing, it just - well, it just seems a bit pointless to me.

1:01:19 > 1:01:21Lauren! Button it.

1:01:21 > 1:01:24It's all right, Tan, she's entitled to her opinion.

1:01:24 > 1:01:28All I know is, is Jack's the most decent man I've ever met.

1:01:28 > 1:01:30- PHONE RINGS - Oh, sorry.

1:01:30 > 1:01:33Mind you, even the most decent bloke's entitled to kick off

1:01:33 > 1:01:37when Phil Mitchell picks a fight on your wedding day.

1:01:37 > 1:01:39Jack kicked off with Phil?

1:01:44 > 1:01:46There we go. All done!

1:01:46 > 1:01:47What's next?

1:01:49 > 1:01:52Jean, I really would prefer it if the sticks were in dead centre.

1:01:52 > 1:01:54It's a professional pride thing.

1:01:55 > 1:01:58Right... Chef.

1:02:08 > 1:02:11Aw, Amy! Don't you look lovely?

1:02:11 > 1:02:15- Like a little princess. - She does. I'm just going to take her to Jack's, OK? I won't be long.

1:02:15 > 1:02:19- Yeah. Listen, is everything all right between you two? - Yeah. Why wouldn't it be?

1:02:19 > 1:02:23Last night it seemed like there was something going on. I'm quite happy to patch it up if you want.

1:02:23 > 1:02:25Granddad, please - it's fine, OK? Stop worrying.

1:02:25 > 1:02:30OK. How about I take Amy over, and you get your feet up, yeah?

1:02:30 > 1:02:31You're so good to me.

1:02:33 > 1:02:34Come to Uncle Alfie, then.

1:02:34 > 1:02:36Let me go and get my coat and we'll go and see Daddy.

1:02:36 > 1:02:38You're my little princess, aren't you?

1:02:42 > 1:02:45Now would be a good time to unburden yourself.

1:02:48 > 1:02:51- Mitchell's got me over a barrel. - We'd worked that out. About what?

1:02:51 > 1:02:56KNOCK ON DOOR Hello. Special delivery.

1:02:56 > 1:03:01Is that my gorgeous little darling? You look beautiful.

1:03:01 > 1:03:02Come in here, look.

1:03:02 > 1:03:07- Cheers, mate.- Back in a minute. - I feel I should say something, considering you're getting married.

1:03:07 > 1:03:10How about head for the nearest exit, don't spare the horses?

1:03:10 > 1:03:13- Listen, I spent the best years of my life married.- Yeah. And me.

1:03:13 > 1:03:16Well, it ain't exactly my first spin round the dance floor, either, is it?

1:03:16 > 1:03:20- Didn't think I'd be going back there. Not after the last time. - Relax.

1:03:20 > 1:03:23I mean, the odds of you catching another nutter are pretty remote.

1:03:23 > 1:03:25You pick the right one, it'll be the best thing you ever do.

1:03:25 > 1:03:28If you don't pick the right one, do like Max - pick a couple.

1:03:28 > 1:03:32Anyway, listen, good luck to you, yeah? Good luck.

1:03:32 > 1:03:34Fellas, I'll catch you later.

1:03:34 > 1:03:35See you later.

1:03:36 > 1:03:38Cheers, Alfie.

1:03:39 > 1:03:43So, you going to fill us in, or what?

1:03:43 > 1:03:46I saw Ronnie.

1:03:47 > 1:03:49And Phil knows.

1:03:55 > 1:03:57What were you saying, Poppy?

1:03:57 > 1:03:59You mean about preferring hairspray over mousse?

1:03:59 > 1:04:01Cos mousse is just really sticky...

1:04:01 > 1:04:04No, darling, darling - about Jack and Phil?

1:04:04 > 1:04:06Did you hear what they were saying?

1:04:06 > 1:04:10No. I mean, I was quite far away, anyway.

1:04:10 > 1:04:14Actually, it did remind me of one of those nature programmes where

1:04:14 > 1:04:18you see the stag doing, um - what do you call it? Um...

1:04:18 > 1:04:21Rutting. Funny word, rutting.

1:04:21 > 1:04:24Ain't one you hear a lot of, is it?

1:04:24 > 1:04:27You look lovely. Can I have a word?

1:04:33 > 1:04:35We've got a problem.

1:04:35 > 1:04:38Oh, no, you're kidding. We're going to have to call someone.

1:04:38 > 1:04:40I know this might all be just one big laugh to you

1:04:40 > 1:04:42but it's actually Sharon's big day.

1:04:42 > 1:04:44And I don't want it ruined.

1:04:44 > 1:04:46What's the problem?

1:04:46 > 1:04:50OK, so the party planners think we said next week. There's going to be no decorations, there's going to be

1:04:50 > 1:04:54absolutely nothing in that club to make it look nice. What am I going to do?

1:04:54 > 1:04:56Just...carry on getting your nails done.

1:04:56 > 1:04:58Oh, right, yeah, cos that'll help.

1:04:58 > 1:05:01Just finish getting your nails done,

1:05:01 > 1:05:04just go put your dress on, do your hair and leave the rest to me.

1:05:06 > 1:05:08Oh, right, because I am so selfish

1:05:08 > 1:05:12and miserable I couldn't possibly help anyone else out.

1:05:12 > 1:05:14Oh, sorry. Thank you, thank you.

1:05:18 > 1:05:20Where's she gone?

1:05:20 > 1:05:22That way.

1:05:24 > 1:05:27Jack, it's me. Can we meet?

1:05:29 > 1:05:32At the playground, soon as you can, yeah?

1:05:37 > 1:05:38She wants to see me.

1:05:44 > 1:05:47Ta-da!

1:05:47 > 1:05:51Every little stick is slap bang in the middle of every little

1:05:51 > 1:05:53sausage as requested.

1:05:53 > 1:05:55I've also taken the liberty of arranging them

1:05:55 > 1:05:58in symmetrical rows for that "professional" look.

1:06:00 > 1:06:02- I'm really impressed.- Good.

1:06:02 > 1:06:06So, can I move on to something a little bit more advanced now?

1:06:06 > 1:06:09Yeah, you could, um...you could put the pate on the oatcakes.

1:06:09 > 1:06:12- Jean! - Ah, that'll be our waiting staff!

1:06:12 > 1:06:14Yeah, the pate's in the fridge,

1:06:14 > 1:06:17the oatcakes are... Are you having a laugh?

1:06:17 > 1:06:20Shirley has got heap-loads of experience in the catering industry.

1:06:20 > 1:06:23A chicken shack is not in the catering industry!

1:06:23 > 1:06:26That's the last time I give you extra chicken nuggets.

1:06:26 > 1:06:28For goodness' sake, she needs the money. Give her a chance.

1:06:28 > 1:06:31No. I'm not letting her finger my buffet!

1:06:31 > 1:06:33Oh, the pair of you, just get out of here.

1:06:33 > 1:06:36If you want something doing properly, do it yourself.

1:06:46 > 1:06:47You going to be like this all day?

1:06:47 > 1:06:51It depends how long you keep thinking about yourself and not care less about me or my kids.

1:06:51 > 1:06:53That's all I ever do, think about you.

1:06:53 > 1:06:54Do you know, I could go back to prison?

1:06:54 > 1:06:57One word from him and that's it. It wouldn't have to be right.

1:06:57 > 1:07:00- It wouldn't have to be fair. - All right, just calm down.

1:07:00 > 1:07:03I'm going to phone Steve, all right, later and tell him I'm going to end it.

1:07:03 > 1:07:06I won't see him any more. Look, I'm sorry, love.

1:07:06 > 1:07:08If I'd known that this would upset you this much,

1:07:08 > 1:07:10I never would have started it.

1:07:12 > 1:07:16Look, come with me and take this over to Sharon before the wedding.

1:07:18 > 1:07:19All right.

1:07:21 > 1:07:24I'll tell Whit to keep an eye on the kids. Whit!

1:07:36 > 1:07:39Bad luck to see the bride before the wedding, ain't it?

1:07:39 > 1:07:42We can handle it. Can't we?

1:07:43 > 1:07:46What is it? What's so urgent?

1:07:49 > 1:07:51Tell me you love me, Jack.

1:07:51 > 1:07:52What?

1:07:52 > 1:07:55Just tell me you love me. Promise.

1:07:55 > 1:07:57Yeah, course I do. Promise.

1:08:01 > 1:08:03Is something wrong?

1:08:03 > 1:08:04No.

1:08:06 > 1:08:11No, I just wanted you to know, that as far as I'm concerned, this is it.

1:08:11 > 1:08:13Me and you.

1:08:13 > 1:08:16Just us. And I love you.

1:08:18 > 1:08:22Love you, too. See you at the altar.

1:08:34 > 1:08:36Phil, it's me.

1:08:36 > 1:08:40It don't make me feel good, keeping secrets from Jack.

1:08:40 > 1:08:43'He's only ever been honest with me.

1:08:43 > 1:08:45'But thanks for not saying anything.'

1:08:55 > 1:08:56You raiding the bargain bin?

1:08:56 > 1:09:00This might look like some old, tatty Christmas decorations that

1:09:00 > 1:09:02Denise has just found at the back of her shop

1:09:02 > 1:09:05but it is actually wedding decorations.

1:09:08 > 1:09:10Enjoy the day.

1:09:10 > 1:09:12- Why, aren't you coming? - Probably show my face later.

1:09:14 > 1:09:17You don't know anything about decorating, do you?

1:09:26 > 1:09:29He ain't told her.

1:09:29 > 1:09:31Well, good. Course he ain't. You told Ronnie it's over.

1:09:31 > 1:09:34- Sharon ain't got nothing to worry about. - He's right, Mitchell's bluffing.

1:09:34 > 1:09:38Right, let's forget about all that. Put your suit on,

1:09:38 > 1:09:42get a smile on and we'll get you to the church on time.

1:09:44 > 1:09:45I'm getting married.

1:09:48 > 1:09:51Yeah. I'm getting married!

1:09:55 > 1:09:56Right, come on, then.

1:10:00 > 1:10:02- Sorry.- There you go. Here she is.

1:10:02 > 1:10:03I told you she wouldn't be long.

1:10:03 > 1:10:06- I know you've got a million things to be getting on with.- Weddings, eh?

1:10:06 > 1:10:10When me and Ricky got married I felt like I was going to be sick most of the day.

1:10:10 > 1:10:14But I couldn't let a Branning wedding go ahead without checking you had all the necessary.

1:10:14 > 1:10:16Now, these were my mum's.

1:10:16 > 1:10:18I know you've got the blue bit sorted.

1:10:18 > 1:10:20Something old and borrowed, yeah?

1:10:20 > 1:10:22Well, it's the least I could do.

1:10:22 > 1:10:23You and Dennis are family now.

1:10:23 > 1:10:27- Thank you, Carol.- Do you feel like you want to go to wee a lot?- Bianca!

1:10:27 > 1:10:31- What? I was going like a racehorse when we got married. - So, what time's the ceremony?

1:10:31 > 1:10:34- Three on the dot.- Yeah - that's if we get your hair and make-up done.

1:10:34 > 1:10:36- Well, we better get back. - Yeah, let's go. See you later.

1:10:36 > 1:10:38- See you later. - Bye. See you in a bit.

1:10:40 > 1:10:42Everything all right?

1:10:42 > 1:10:44That's twice you've run out on me today.

1:10:44 > 1:10:46Well, actually, Tan, everything's great.

1:10:46 > 1:10:50Yeah? Let's get ready then.

1:10:55 > 1:10:56What's that for?

1:10:56 > 1:10:59If Lexi's going to the wedding she's got to look the part, ain't she?

1:10:59 > 1:11:03- I thought Lexi was staying with you? - Well, now I'm telling you to take her.

1:11:03 > 1:11:05So YOU'RE going now?

1:11:05 > 1:11:09Don't tell me you're going to turn up at the wedding, Phil, and just cause trouble.

1:11:09 > 1:11:13Trust me, when I've said my piece there ain't going to be no wedding.

1:11:20 > 1:11:24It's not exactly Westminster Abbey, is it?

1:11:24 > 1:11:27And that lot ain't going to help much either.

1:11:27 > 1:11:29I've worked in enough clubs to know

1:11:29 > 1:11:31there's plenty of junk around from old parties.

1:11:31 > 1:11:34If you know where to look. Come on.

1:11:40 > 1:11:43Handsome devils, ain't we?

1:11:43 > 1:11:45Well, two out of three ain't bad.

1:11:45 > 1:11:48I know you can't be referring to me. Look at this face.

1:11:48 > 1:11:52Well, when you two girls are quite finished, we've got a wedding to be getting to.

1:11:52 > 1:11:57Yeah, hard to believe sometimes. I love Sharon, she loves me.

1:11:57 > 1:12:00When you got that, nothing else matters.

1:12:00 > 1:12:02I've just been sick in my mouth.

1:12:02 > 1:12:04Listen, I'm getting married today.

1:12:04 > 1:12:07And nothing's going to stop me, all right? Not even you. Ready?

1:12:07 > 1:12:09Yeah.

1:12:10 > 1:12:12What about her?

1:12:13 > 1:12:14Agh!

1:12:17 > 1:12:20I hope you don't mind me barging in, but I thought maybe you could

1:12:20 > 1:12:23do with a bit of help, you know, and a bit of company for Abi.

1:12:23 > 1:12:25And we could maybe take the boys over for you.

1:12:25 > 1:12:28Yeah, that's a great idea. That's very thoughtful of you.

1:12:28 > 1:12:29That's all right.

1:12:29 > 1:12:31Here you go, Grandma.

1:12:31 > 1:12:34Oh! Well, maybe, seeing as it's Sharon's wedding.

1:12:34 > 1:12:37Mind you, we used to get married in a church, not in a nightclub.

1:12:37 > 1:12:40Cheers.

1:12:40 > 1:12:41Well?

1:12:41 > 1:12:43Darling, you look lovely.

1:12:43 > 1:12:44You look gorgeous.

1:12:44 > 1:12:48Why aren't you wearing white, Sharon? Oh, yes...

1:12:50 > 1:12:51But you look lovely.

1:12:51 > 1:12:54Don't scrub up too bad for an old girl, do I?

1:12:54 > 1:12:57Jack's not going to know what's hit him.

1:12:57 > 1:12:59Phil, this is wrong. You know it is.

1:12:59 > 1:13:01Just look after Lexi, will you?

1:13:01 > 1:13:04What is it? What? Do you think you love her?

1:13:04 > 1:13:08You just have to let her make her own decisions, all right?

1:13:13 > 1:13:16All right, mate? After a bit of the old Dutch courage, are you?

1:13:16 > 1:13:19Yeah. I'm thinking more a change of clothes

1:13:19 > 1:13:22and a tissue with some spit on it. Roxy about?

1:13:22 > 1:13:25Yes, upstairs, mate. Go and help yourself. Bealey!

1:13:25 > 1:13:27- Yeah? - You ready with that cake, mate?

1:13:27 > 1:13:29Yeah, I'll get it boxed up in a sec.

1:13:29 > 1:13:32- Oh, great. Don't mind if I help myself, do you?- No, go on.

1:13:35 > 1:13:37- Eurgh!- What?

1:13:37 > 1:13:39Ooh! I dunno how to tell you this, mate...

1:13:42 > 1:13:46Ooh! Oh...oh, no!

1:13:46 > 1:13:48There we go. All better.

1:13:50 > 1:13:54- Look, I know you probably don't want to talk about this... - Then don't bring it up, Rox.

1:13:54 > 1:13:57I have to. She's my sister.

1:13:57 > 1:14:00Look, I did what you wanted, all right? I saw her. We talked. It's done with.

1:14:00 > 1:14:03Amy, do you want to go and play in your room?

1:14:05 > 1:14:08How did she take it? Was she upset?

1:14:08 > 1:14:11You can find out for yourself when you see her.

1:14:11 > 1:14:14D'you know, I can't believe she's actually getting out,

1:14:14 > 1:14:17like she's going to be stood right here. Well, not right here, but...

1:14:17 > 1:14:19Look, have you told Alfie yet?

1:14:19 > 1:14:22No. Pathetic, innit?

1:14:22 > 1:14:25Here I am telling you to face up to your past, and I can't even bring

1:14:25 > 1:14:29myself to tell Alfie that my own sister's getting out of jail.

1:14:29 > 1:14:32Well, maybe he'll be all right with it.

1:14:32 > 1:14:35Mm. Maybe he won't.

1:14:35 > 1:14:38Maybe he'll remember exactly who he's going out with.

1:14:39 > 1:14:43I'm starting a new life, Rox. Ron's got a chance to start one herself.

1:14:43 > 1:14:47And that's what she needs to be doing, not dwelling in the past.

1:14:49 > 1:14:52Jack.

1:14:52 > 1:14:55Promise me you love Sharon like you loved Ronnie.

1:14:56 > 1:15:00You promise me you ain't settling.

1:15:00 > 1:15:02Yeah, I promise.

1:15:02 > 1:15:03Come on.

1:15:15 > 1:15:19This is the last thing I'll say about it, but...

1:15:19 > 1:15:23I mean, it isn't so much to ask, is it?

1:15:23 > 1:15:26To be taken seriously?

1:15:26 > 1:15:30I take you seriously, Jean.

1:15:30 > 1:15:32Except when you're talking rubbish and acting weird.

1:15:32 > 1:15:36Jean? Jean? Oh, Jean,

1:15:36 > 1:15:37look, I've messed up big time, OK?

1:15:37 > 1:15:40I've been so focused on the wedding cake right...I've mixed up all

1:15:40 > 1:15:44the ingredients and I've seasoned everything with sugar instead of salt.

1:15:44 > 1:15:45Look, everything's ruined.

1:15:45 > 1:15:50Mm. What a pickle. Pity we don't give a stuff, innit?

1:15:50 > 1:15:53Please, Jean. Look, I really need your help.

1:15:53 > 1:15:55Please?

1:16:05 > 1:16:09You all right, Tan? This can't be easy for you.

1:16:09 > 1:16:13No. Course, I'm thinking about it, you know, the wedding,

1:16:13 > 1:16:16Kirsty, the whole mess. But... you don't need to worry about that.

1:16:16 > 1:16:18Today, me and Max are going to be in the same room,

1:16:18 > 1:16:22there's going to be no shouting, no aggro, all right? It's time to look forward, not back.

1:16:22 > 1:16:24Oh, look at that. How sweet is that?

1:16:24 > 1:16:27People can be so lovely, can't they?

1:16:27 > 1:16:28Oh, Tanya.

1:16:28 > 1:16:31- Thank you.- That is...oh, that is so sweet.- You look beautiful.

1:16:31 > 1:16:35Thank you. Cheers, babe. I feel like queen for the day, Tan.

1:16:35 > 1:16:38Well, if you can't be centre of attention on your own wedding day,

1:16:38 > 1:16:40- when can you? - This is very true, Tanya.

1:16:52 > 1:16:56I was wondering what the appeal was of having the ceremony in the club.

1:16:56 > 1:16:59Now I know.

1:16:59 > 1:17:01Don't you think we should wait?

1:17:01 > 1:17:03Cheers.

1:17:03 > 1:17:07Come on, then. You deserve a drink after all your hard work.

1:17:07 > 1:17:10- To be honest, it was fun. - Yeah, it was, weren't it? Thank you for helping me out.

1:17:10 > 1:17:13I know you probably didn't feel like it.

1:17:13 > 1:17:14Any time.

1:17:18 > 1:17:20Oi, babe! What do you think you're doing?

1:17:20 > 1:17:23Why don't you go find Tanya? Let me worry about me.

1:17:29 > 1:17:31I want to talk to Sharon.

1:17:31 > 1:17:33No, I don't think so. She's getting married in a minute.

1:17:33 > 1:17:36Trust me, Sharon. You're going to want to hear this.

1:17:36 > 1:17:38I'll be right behind you, Tan.

1:17:44 > 1:17:45Well?

1:17:57 > 1:17:59What?

1:18:03 > 1:18:06Wow! Darlin', it looks fantastic!

1:18:06 > 1:18:08She's done a great job, hasn't she?

1:18:08 > 1:18:11I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

1:18:11 > 1:18:13Just a day full of surprises, isn't it?

1:18:17 > 1:18:19You and Dad looked a bit off earlier.

1:18:19 > 1:18:21Oh, it was nothing.

1:18:21 > 1:18:24Just some barney we've had rumbling since this morning.

1:18:24 > 1:18:27Since when does he care whether you drink or not?

1:18:27 > 1:18:29He doesn't.

1:18:29 > 1:18:32Didn't look like it to me.

1:18:36 > 1:18:38And then I thought,

1:18:38 > 1:18:44there's only one reason a bloke don't want his wife drinking.

1:18:44 > 1:18:46Deny it, go on.

1:18:46 > 1:18:48Don't say anything. Please. Not yet.

1:18:56 > 1:18:58I need another drink.

1:19:13 > 1:19:14You, er...

1:19:17 > 1:19:19You look beautiful.

1:19:19 > 1:19:20Well, it is my wedding day.

1:19:22 > 1:19:24Well, come on.

1:19:24 > 1:19:28You've come all the way over here. You must have something to say.

1:19:30 > 1:19:34Don't think I've ever seen you lost for words before.

1:19:34 > 1:19:37Come on, Phil. Whatever you've got to say, just say it.

1:19:40 > 1:19:41Phil!

1:19:53 > 1:19:54Congratulations.

1:20:12 > 1:20:13Will you give us a minute?

1:20:13 > 1:20:15Yeah.

1:20:18 > 1:20:21He just wanted to wish me luck, that's all.

1:20:21 > 1:20:24- Really?- Yes.

1:20:25 > 1:20:27Please don't marry him just to prove you're over Phil.

1:20:27 > 1:20:31Or out of spite or pride or whatever else.

1:20:31 > 1:20:34If you don't love him enough, now's the time to walk away.

1:20:34 > 1:20:38- Trust me, it'll be better for both of you in the long run. - I swear to you, I love him.

1:20:39 > 1:20:42I love Jack and I want to marry him.

1:20:45 > 1:20:47Great. Better get you out there, then.

1:20:59 > 1:21:01It's perfect.

1:21:04 > 1:21:06Please stand.

1:21:06 > 1:21:09MUSIC: "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" by Andy Williams

1:21:12 > 1:21:15# You're just too good to be true... #

1:21:15 > 1:21:17It's little Lexi.

1:21:17 > 1:21:21# Can't take my eyes off you

1:21:21 > 1:21:24# You feel like heaven to touch

1:21:24 > 1:21:28# I want to hold you so much

1:21:28 > 1:21:32# At long last, love has arrived

1:21:32 > 1:21:36# And I thank God I'm alive

1:21:36 > 1:21:40# You're just too good to be true

1:21:40 > 1:21:43# Can't take my eyes off you. #

1:21:43 > 1:21:45Please be seated.

1:21:46 > 1:21:47I'm sorry, Sharon.

1:21:50 > 1:21:51I can't marry you.

1:21:56 > 1:21:57What are you doing?

1:21:57 > 1:22:00Sharon, I'm sorry.

1:22:02 > 1:22:03Follow me.

1:22:23 > 1:22:28So, what's wrong? Has someone said something?

1:22:29 > 1:22:34Phil? He's been stirring, hasn't he? You can't believe a word he says.

1:22:34 > 1:22:35It's not Phil.

1:22:35 > 1:22:37Then what?

1:22:37 > 1:22:38I'm sorry.

1:22:38 > 1:22:40For what?

1:22:40 > 1:22:42Jack?

1:22:43 > 1:22:45I just can't do this.

1:22:45 > 1:22:47What do you mean, you can't do this?

1:22:47 > 1:22:51You could do it this morning, yesterday, last week.

1:22:51 > 1:22:52Yeah, I know, I know. And I'm sorry.

1:22:52 > 1:22:55Stop saying that. Has something happened?

1:22:57 > 1:22:59No. Not really, no.

1:22:59 > 1:23:01Is there someone else?

1:23:01 > 1:23:05- No.- Well, then, what, Jack? Come on, please. Talk to me.

1:23:05 > 1:23:07I've just got this feeling.

1:23:09 > 1:23:12Feeling? It's our wedding day!

1:23:12 > 1:23:13You were the one who proposed,

1:23:13 > 1:23:15you were the one driving this relationship.

1:23:15 > 1:23:17And all of a sudden you've got a feeling?

1:23:17 > 1:23:20I know. I know, and I'm sorry.

1:23:22 > 1:23:27OK, look, it's fine. It's fine. You're nervous, that's all.

1:23:27 > 1:23:30Come on, have a drink, calm your nerves.

1:23:30 > 1:23:31Then we can go back in there,

1:23:31 > 1:23:34apologise for the delay and get on with it.

1:23:34 > 1:23:36Sharon. No.

1:23:36 > 1:23:38Because of a feeling?

1:23:38 > 1:23:42What, you don't love me sort of feeling?

1:23:42 > 1:23:45I do. I do.

1:23:45 > 1:23:49I did. Something's happened.

1:23:51 > 1:23:52So there is someone else.

1:23:55 > 1:23:57Ronnie's getting out.

1:23:59 > 1:24:05Right. So what? You're running off with the child snatcher?

1:24:05 > 1:24:07Come on, I don't want this to get ugly, Sharon.

1:24:07 > 1:24:10Too late. So where are you meeting her?

1:24:10 > 1:24:13Prison gates, or has she got a police escort to the airport?

1:24:13 > 1:24:15It's nothing like that, all right? I told her it's over.

1:24:15 > 1:24:17For ever.

1:24:17 > 1:24:20Oh, you've seen her? When?

1:24:22 > 1:24:24Yesterday.

1:24:25 > 1:24:28You lied to me. And you're lying now.

1:24:28 > 1:24:29No, I'm not.

1:24:29 > 1:24:33Well, if you're not going off with her, why are you doing this?

1:24:34 > 1:24:37Because I realised it's not enough.

1:24:37 > 1:24:38What isn't?

1:24:38 > 1:24:43What we have, Sharon. I don't...I don't love you like I loved her.

1:24:48 > 1:24:50How did he seem earlier?

1:24:52 > 1:24:54Well, I don't know, like Jack.

1:24:54 > 1:24:57He's not exactly the touchy-feely type.

1:25:00 > 1:25:03I just never thought he'd be the one to do this.

1:25:03 > 1:25:06What? So she was having doubts an'all?

1:25:06 > 1:25:09No, it's just a shock, isn't it?

1:25:09 > 1:25:12Do you think that someone ought to go in?

1:25:12 > 1:25:15You know, see if they're all right.

1:25:15 > 1:25:17I don't know. Be your funeral, Dot.

1:25:23 > 1:25:25What are you doing?

1:25:25 > 1:25:29You worried I'm going to get drunk and start blabbing?

1:25:30 > 1:25:33Why is it such a big secret anyway?

1:25:33 > 1:25:37It's not. Your dad just wanted to tell everyone the right way.

1:25:37 > 1:25:41Ah, Dad's idea. What a surprise.

1:25:48 > 1:25:50Reckon he's having a wobble?

1:25:50 > 1:25:54Nah. They're probably just, you know, having a little chat.

1:25:54 > 1:25:57Probably just sorting out what they're having for tea.

1:25:57 > 1:25:59KIM LAUGHS

1:25:59 > 1:26:01I'm going to get him home, he's got a bit of a fever.

1:26:01 > 1:26:03It's my night to have him, remember?

1:26:03 > 1:26:05If he's feeling better later I'll bring him over,

1:26:05 > 1:26:07if not, I'll let him sleep, all right?

1:26:07 > 1:26:10All right. Whatever's best for the little fella. Give me a kiss.

1:26:10 > 1:26:13- Oi, give me a kiss. See you, buddy. - Bye.- Bye-bye. Be good.

1:26:19 > 1:26:21What was that supposed to mean?

1:26:21 > 1:26:24Dad putting off making a decision, it's classic Branning.

1:26:24 > 1:26:26Just look at Jack.

1:26:26 > 1:26:28Decision?

1:26:33 > 1:26:35I never meant to hurt you, Sharon.

1:26:36 > 1:26:41You're an amazing woman, all right? You deserve to be happy.

1:26:41 > 1:26:44I'm just sorry I can't be the man to make it happen.

1:26:47 > 1:26:50I'll go and tell the registrar it's off, shall I?

1:26:51 > 1:26:53Wait.

1:26:55 > 1:26:56Does it matter?

1:26:58 > 1:27:02So what if I'm not Ronnie to you?

1:27:02 > 1:27:04Maybe you're not the love of my life either.

1:27:07 > 1:27:08What are you saying?

1:27:08 > 1:27:11Well, we're not exactly kids any more, are we?

1:27:11 > 1:27:14How many times do you expect to find that kind of love?

1:27:14 > 1:27:17Once, twice - if you're lucky.

1:27:18 > 1:27:20Comes a point when you have to accept

1:27:20 > 1:27:23that it's never going to happen again.

1:27:25 > 1:27:27So what, we settle?

1:27:27 > 1:27:30Well, you can call it that if you like, Jack.

1:27:30 > 1:27:33But I'd say what we have is pretty good, you know.

1:27:33 > 1:27:39We get on, we care about each other, we make each other happy.

1:27:39 > 1:27:44And that other sort of love - it's dangerous - it doesn't end well.

1:27:45 > 1:27:48What we've got is so much more...

1:27:50 > 1:27:51More what?

1:27:51 > 1:27:56Realistic. So come on, what's the alternative?

1:27:56 > 1:27:59We both end up on our own?

1:27:59 > 1:28:01Two lonely old people with nothing but faded memories

1:28:01 > 1:28:03to keep us company?

1:28:13 > 1:28:15SHE HUMS WEDDING MARCH

1:28:17 > 1:28:18Grow up, Shirley, will you?

1:28:19 > 1:28:22SHE CONTINUES HUMMING

1:28:26 > 1:28:31No, it feels wrong. Marriage isn't a compromise, Sharon.

1:28:31 > 1:28:35At least not in my book. I'm sorry. I really am.

1:28:35 > 1:28:38So that's it, you're washing your hands?

1:28:38 > 1:28:40What else can I do?

1:28:40 > 1:28:44What about my son? What about the promises you made him?

1:28:44 > 1:28:46Because messing me about's one thing,

1:28:46 > 1:28:48but you do not do that to a six-year-old.

1:28:48 > 1:28:51- I'll talk to him. - Oh, as easy as that, is it?

1:28:51 > 1:28:54Sharon, you're upset. Why don't you go home, lie down?

1:28:54 > 1:28:56I'm not ill.

1:28:56 > 1:28:58I'll go and tell them. You don't have to face them.

1:28:58 > 1:29:00Don't you dare. I'll do it.

1:29:02 > 1:29:06If that's what you want. I'll take Amy home.

1:29:06 > 1:29:09No. No, you'll go when I say.

1:29:09 > 1:29:10You what?

1:29:10 > 1:29:13It's the least you can do, don't you think?

1:29:13 > 1:29:16Well, for what it's worth, I thought he was a bit off on his stag,

1:29:16 > 1:29:18only I didn't see this coming.

1:29:18 > 1:29:19I did.

1:29:19 > 1:29:22Yeah? Well that's typical, isn't it, eh?

1:29:22 > 1:29:25So what's your twisted theory this time, eh, buddy?

1:29:25 > 1:29:27- Hardly coincidental. - What's that?

1:29:27 > 1:29:30Ronnie getting out and suddenly he gets cold feet.

1:29:30 > 1:29:33Imagine having your do in your ex-wife's gaff? It's creepy.

1:29:33 > 1:29:36You can almost...you can feel her presence.

1:29:36 > 1:29:38Ronnie's getting out?

1:29:39 > 1:29:41Yeah.

1:29:41 > 1:29:43Well, who told you, then?

1:29:43 > 1:29:45Jack.

1:29:47 > 1:29:49How long have you known?

1:29:49 > 1:29:51Not long, not long. This morning.

1:29:51 > 1:29:53Roxy not mentioned it, no? Clearly.

1:30:02 > 1:30:04Alf!

1:30:09 > 1:30:11Look, you don't have to do this.

1:30:17 > 1:30:20Hello, everyone. I'm sorry for the delay.

1:30:20 > 1:30:23But there's been a change of plan, I'm afraid.

1:30:23 > 1:30:26Jack and I have come to a mutual decision,

1:30:26 > 1:30:29and we're not getting married after all.

1:30:29 > 1:30:30Mum?

1:30:30 > 1:30:32Hey, it's OK. Come here, darling.

1:30:32 > 1:30:35We're all still friends, aren't we, Jack?

1:30:35 > 1:30:37Yeah, right.

1:30:40 > 1:30:45Panic over, the cavalry's arrived! Everything all right?

1:30:45 > 1:30:47Listen, Jean, there's been a change of plan.

1:30:47 > 1:30:50There won't be any wedding so we won't be needing food.

1:30:50 > 1:30:52Yes, we will, please, Jean.

1:30:52 > 1:30:55We can't let all that effort go to waste, can we?

1:30:55 > 1:30:58And we'd love you all to stay for a party anyway.

1:30:58 > 1:31:00Right, Jack?

1:31:00 > 1:31:02Yeah, right. Yeah.

1:31:03 > 1:31:06Well, come on, who's died?

1:31:06 > 1:31:09Joey, clear the chairs away so we can have a dance, yeah?

1:31:09 > 1:31:14It's a free bar. And the food looks fantastic, so come on.

1:31:14 > 1:31:16Let's party. Come on.

1:31:16 > 1:31:19MUSIC: "Celebration" by Kool And The Gang

1:31:19 > 1:31:23Tell Uncle Jack I'm going to see Liam.

1:31:23 > 1:31:25I'm going to come with you.

1:31:25 > 1:31:28- You don't want to stay for the party?- No, thanks.

1:31:34 > 1:31:36Did you not check your phone? I've been ringing you.

1:31:36 > 1:31:39- No, I can't talk, these are really late.- Where's Alfie?

1:31:39 > 1:31:41With you?

1:31:41 > 1:31:43I think I might have put my foot in it.

1:31:43 > 1:31:45Jack mentioned Ronnie...

1:31:45 > 1:31:47Michael, you idiot!

1:31:47 > 1:31:49Sorry.

1:31:51 > 1:31:54Clever move, avoiding the circus at the R&R.

1:31:54 > 1:31:56Circus?

1:31:56 > 1:31:58Never mind.

1:32:02 > 1:32:05So, come on, then, what? Has she been playing away?

1:32:05 > 1:32:08- No, nothing like that. - Well, then, what?

1:32:08 > 1:32:10It's complicated, Max.

1:32:10 > 1:32:12Why are we all standing about like lemons?

1:32:12 > 1:32:16Don't ask me. She's the one who insisted on carrying on.

1:32:16 > 1:32:19Women. Never react how you expect, do they?

1:32:19 > 1:32:20You all right, Jack?

1:32:23 > 1:32:26If this has got anything to do with the whole Phil thing

1:32:26 > 1:32:28last night, I know it got out of hand.

1:32:28 > 1:32:29Joey, get over yourself.

1:32:29 > 1:32:33I'm hardly going to call the wedding off cos of your stupid prank, am I?

1:32:33 > 1:32:36Right. So you called it off, then, did you? Yeah?

1:32:40 > 1:32:41Are you all right?

1:32:41 > 1:32:44- Yeah, yeah, fine.- Let's go and have a little chat somewhere, shall we?

1:32:44 > 1:32:46Darling, do you want a drink?

1:32:50 > 1:32:52All right, it's not a race.

1:32:52 > 1:32:55Mark my words, couple of hours

1:32:55 > 1:32:59and she'll have a face full of snot and mascara.

1:32:59 > 1:33:01Buffet'll be up the wall.

1:33:01 > 1:33:04Jack, he'll be limping out of here with a great big shiner.

1:33:04 > 1:33:06You're all horrible, callous women, you are.

1:33:06 > 1:33:10Ignore my sister, she's had a sense of humour bypass.

1:33:10 > 1:33:12Yeah. And it's heading this way.

1:33:15 > 1:33:16Is Sharon OK?

1:33:16 > 1:33:19Don't know. She won't stand still long enough for me to find out.

1:33:19 > 1:33:21All this is going to go to waste.

1:33:21 > 1:33:24It's good, I can't get enough of it.

1:33:24 > 1:33:25You look lovely.

1:33:27 > 1:33:29Thank you.

1:33:37 > 1:33:39Max, can I have a word?

1:33:39 > 1:33:41Babe, I'm sorting my brother out. Can't it wait?

1:33:41 > 1:33:42Not really.

1:33:44 > 1:33:46Well, what?

1:33:46 > 1:33:47Lauren knows.

1:33:49 > 1:33:52Now she's necking champagne like it's an Olympic sport.

1:33:52 > 1:33:53What did you tell her for?

1:33:53 > 1:33:57I didn't. She guessed when you got funny about me drinking.

1:33:57 > 1:34:00All right, don't worry, I'll sort it out.

1:34:08 > 1:34:10Tan, how's Sharon?

1:34:10 > 1:34:11How do you think?

1:34:11 > 1:34:14No, it's just that Jack asked me if you could keep an eye on her.

1:34:14 > 1:34:16Oh, really? How thoughtful of him.

1:34:16 > 1:34:18Yes, course I will,

1:34:18 > 1:34:21but right now I'm more worried about out daughter's liver.

1:34:21 > 1:34:24- It's all right, I'll look after her. - Yeah?- Yeah.

1:34:30 > 1:34:31You all right, Lauren?

1:34:33 > 1:34:35Lauren?

1:34:40 > 1:34:43Is the free bar still going or has Lauren drunk it all?

1:34:48 > 1:34:51It's no big deal.

1:34:51 > 1:34:53No big deal?

1:34:53 > 1:34:56The woman that made our life hell is getting out of prison

1:34:56 > 1:34:58- and you say it's no big deal? - I didn't mean it like that.

1:34:58 > 1:35:00What I mean is, she's not going to come here.

1:35:00 > 1:35:02- She can't hurt us any more. - Is that right, Kat?

1:35:02 > 1:35:04And you know that for a fact?

1:35:04 > 1:35:07When that letter landed on your doormat, what,

1:35:07 > 1:35:09you know for a fact that Ronnie's going to stay away, do you?

1:35:09 > 1:35:12- No.- No, of course not. Or is it you thought I wouldn't care?

1:35:12 > 1:35:14Alfie's not important enough to tell, right?

1:35:14 > 1:35:16- Don't be stupid, Alfie. - No, just...

1:35:16 > 1:35:18This is why I got in touch with the solicitor.

1:35:18 > 1:35:21What is it you said to me? Don't worry, Alfie, you can trust me.

1:35:21 > 1:35:23You don't know the meaning of the word.

1:35:23 > 1:35:26- So it was up to me to tell you?- Yes, it was. Yes, it was.

1:35:26 > 1:35:27What about your girlfriend?

1:35:27 > 1:35:30The one you live with, the one whose sister done this to us

1:35:30 > 1:35:34in the first place, you don't think it was her job to tell you?

1:35:34 > 1:35:37- Where is Tommy now?- He's upstairs.

1:35:37 > 1:35:40The arrangement we had, it's my night to have him.

1:35:40 > 1:35:41Tonight is my night, OK?

1:35:41 > 1:35:43You're blowing this out of proportion. He's not well.

1:35:43 > 1:35:46I know what to do when he's not well.

1:35:46 > 1:35:47I don't want him disturbed.

1:35:47 > 1:35:49He's with me now. It's fine. He's with me tonight.

1:35:49 > 1:35:51Alfie!

1:35:51 > 1:35:53Do you remember when you were little

1:35:53 > 1:35:55and you used to sneak into my bed at night?

1:35:55 > 1:35:57No.

1:35:57 > 1:35:58Well, you did.

1:35:58 > 1:36:00And I'd have to sing to you

1:36:00 > 1:36:03and stroke your hair to get you back to sleep.

1:36:03 > 1:36:05Why can't you just marry Jack?

1:36:06 > 1:36:08Well, it's complicated, darling.

1:36:08 > 1:36:10I'm hungry.

1:36:12 > 1:36:14You OK?

1:36:16 > 1:36:20- Must be confused. Poor little thing. - He's fine, Tan.

1:36:20 > 1:36:23I didn't mean...sorry. Sharon, are you all right?

1:36:23 > 1:36:27- Please...please don't, Tan.- What? - I don't need your pity.

1:36:27 > 1:36:30No, it's me, Sharon. I'm your mate. You don't have to pretend.

1:36:30 > 1:36:31Well, I'm not.

1:36:31 > 1:36:35It was never going to work out, so it's best it happens now.

1:36:35 > 1:36:37Did he say why?

1:36:37 > 1:36:41I said, didn't I? It was mutual. That's life.

1:36:41 > 1:36:44Do you want to come and stay with me for a bit?

1:36:44 > 1:36:46What? And form the jilted wives' club?

1:36:46 > 1:36:50Just thought we could support each other.

1:36:50 > 1:36:54No, it's best I don't. For Denny.

1:36:54 > 1:36:56Right, well, you don't have to decide now.

1:36:56 > 1:36:58The offer's there, isn't it?

1:36:58 > 1:37:00Well, I'll be out in a sec, OK?

1:37:05 > 1:37:07I know you're upset, but you can't just take him.

1:37:07 > 1:37:10Please. Just one night. Let him stay with me tonight, yeah?

1:37:10 > 1:37:12KNOCK ON DOOR

1:37:17 > 1:37:19Michael told me. I figured you'd be here.

1:37:19 > 1:37:21It's her you've got the issue with, not me.

1:37:21 > 1:37:24She's right, OK? Let's just go home and let's talk.

1:37:24 > 1:37:26Please?

1:37:26 > 1:37:28Let me take him back upstairs. He's tired.

1:37:29 > 1:37:32I'll bring him over tomorrow.

1:37:40 > 1:37:44I love you, Tommy. I love you so much.

1:37:44 > 1:37:48Be a good boy for Mummy, yeah? I'll see you tomorrow.

1:37:50 > 1:37:52Come on, darling. Come on.

1:38:07 > 1:38:10Lauren, look, I know it must be a big shock for you, all right?

1:38:10 > 1:38:13But please, please, just keep it to yourself.

1:38:13 > 1:38:16I don't want you upsetting your mum and Abi.

1:38:16 > 1:38:18Right. Are you going to tell them, then?

1:38:18 > 1:38:22Of course I'm going to tell them. When the time's right.

1:38:22 > 1:38:25Oh, let me guess, what, when she's in labour?

1:38:25 > 1:38:26She's got a point.

1:38:28 > 1:38:29Mum!

1:38:29 > 1:38:32- Lauren! Lauren!- Get off me.

1:38:32 > 1:38:35Don't look at me, I'm with your dad on this one.

1:38:35 > 1:38:39Really? Are you sure? Are you absolutely sure about that?

1:38:39 > 1:38:41Lauren. Lauren, don't do this.

1:38:41 > 1:38:43Right, then, who's going be the lucky girl?

1:38:43 > 1:38:49Well, come on, it's just a bit of fun. Come on.

1:38:49 > 1:38:52Abi, get over here. Come on.

1:38:52 > 1:38:54I'll look after these. Go on.

1:38:54 > 1:38:56That's it, gather round. Come on, Tan.

1:38:56 > 1:38:59Wouldn't go for it if I were them.

1:38:59 > 1:39:00Cursed.

1:39:02 > 1:39:05Are you ready, girls? Are you steady?

1:39:15 > 1:39:18Bet you're pleased with yourself, aren't you?

1:39:18 > 1:39:19What are you on about?

1:39:19 > 1:39:21What, you mean you haven't heard?

1:39:25 > 1:39:30Come on, Lauren. Let's get you home. Come on.

1:39:30 > 1:39:34Wait. I'll do that. You go and tell Tanya about the baby.

1:39:34 > 1:39:38- No. Not now.- Why not? - It's not a good time, is it?

1:39:38 > 1:39:40- Fine, I'll do it. - Kirsty, don't be stupid.

1:39:40 > 1:39:44What, you going to keep Lauren in a cave for the entire pregnancy?

1:39:46 > 1:39:50Fine, all right. I'll tell her now. Look after Lauren, yeah?

1:39:59 > 1:40:01Like I said, it was a mutual decision.

1:40:01 > 1:40:05I weren't born yesterday, Jack, and I've known that girl long

1:40:05 > 1:40:09enough to know that there's something hiding behind that smile.

1:40:09 > 1:40:11What am I supposed to do?

1:40:11 > 1:40:13Stop her making a fool of herself.

1:40:18 > 1:40:21Sharon, don't you think it's time to call it a night?

1:40:21 > 1:40:24Why? I'm having a good time, thank you.

1:40:24 > 1:40:27Look, people are talking, all right? You're not fooling anyone.

1:40:27 > 1:40:30They can say what they like. I'm enjoying myself, OK?

1:40:30 > 1:40:32Right, I'm going to take Amy home.

1:40:32 > 1:40:34MUSIC: "Everything I Do" by Bryan Adams

1:40:34 > 1:40:38Denny! Denny, darling. Come on, come and dance with Mummy.

1:40:38 > 1:40:41It's our favourite song. Come on, baby.

1:40:41 > 1:40:43Jack!

1:40:43 > 1:40:45Come here, darling.

1:40:45 > 1:40:47Here we go.

1:40:47 > 1:40:49Don't want to miss this one.

1:40:50 > 1:40:54Come on, everyone. Tan?

1:40:59 > 1:41:02We'd better have a little dance. For Sharon.

1:41:14 > 1:41:16Don't go.

1:41:18 > 1:41:21Denny, I've got to take Amy home. She's tired. I'll see you soon.

1:41:21 > 1:41:23Stay.

1:41:23 > 1:41:26Let him go, darling. We don't need Jack to have fun.

1:41:26 > 1:41:28Come on.

1:41:37 > 1:41:40Can I have a drink, Joey?

1:41:40 > 1:41:42Ta.

1:42:03 > 1:42:04Jack.

1:42:10 > 1:42:12- Was it her?- No.

1:42:27 > 1:42:29You've seen her, yeah?

1:42:29 > 1:42:31I've spoke to her, OK, and she said she'd never come

1:42:31 > 1:42:34anywhere near here, so I didn't see the point in upsetting you.

1:42:34 > 1:42:37Roxy, don't lie to me. Cos you didn't do this for me.

1:42:37 > 1:42:42No. Look, the truth is, Alfie, I was just scared.

1:42:42 > 1:42:44What were you scared of? Scared of what?

1:42:44 > 1:42:46This. Of this. Of it coming between us.

1:42:46 > 1:42:49I knew she was your sister when we got together.

1:42:58 > 1:43:01Alfie, what are you thinking?

1:43:06 > 1:43:07The night it happened...

1:43:09 > 1:43:14When I thought he'd...he'd gone, I'll never forget.

1:43:16 > 1:43:18I can't imagine.

1:43:22 > 1:43:27You know, we were all downstairs...on a jolly

1:43:29 > 1:43:32when he was taking his last breath.

1:43:34 > 1:43:36And when I realised what she'd done,

1:43:36 > 1:43:40I felt like I'd been given a another chance, you know.

1:43:40 > 1:43:43I felt like I could prove myself.

1:43:43 > 1:43:47And I swore then, Rox, that I would never...

1:43:50 > 1:43:52Ever let him out of my sight again.

1:43:55 > 1:43:57And even now, right...

1:43:58 > 1:44:04It's stupid, but even now I find myself just watching him.

1:44:04 > 1:44:06When he goes to bed and I watch him...

1:44:08 > 1:44:12Just so I can see his chest going up and down.

1:44:14 > 1:44:15I feel like his dad.

1:44:15 > 1:44:17- Alfie, you are his dad.- No, I'm not.

1:44:19 > 1:44:21No, I'm not, Rox.

1:44:21 > 1:44:23Cos if he was really mine...

1:44:24 > 1:44:29..really, really mine, maybe things would have been different.

1:44:29 > 1:44:31- Maybe I would have checked. - Come on, Alfie.

1:44:35 > 1:44:38If I was really his dad,

1:44:38 > 1:44:40then maybe my instincts might have been different.

1:44:40 > 1:44:43Something might have...I don't know...

1:44:43 > 1:44:45Something might have clicked in.

1:44:45 > 1:44:46But I'm not his dad.

1:44:50 > 1:44:55I don't know what it feels like to have my own kid.

1:44:55 > 1:45:01No. You're wrong. You're so, so wrong.

1:45:01 > 1:45:04I've seen the way you are with Tommy. I've seen the way you are with Amy.

1:45:04 > 1:45:09That is real, OK? And you know something?

1:45:09 > 1:45:13They are the luckiest kids in the whole wide world,

1:45:13 > 1:45:17because nobody could ever hope for a better dad.

1:45:20 > 1:45:23I'll come back later.

1:45:23 > 1:45:25No, no, Jack, you're fine, mate.

1:45:27 > 1:45:29Listen, can I stay and read her a story?

1:45:29 > 1:45:35- Unless Alfie... - No, you go for it, Jack. It's fine.

1:45:35 > 1:45:37Come on, then.

1:45:47 > 1:45:48She at the B&B?

1:45:48 > 1:45:50Yeah, yeah, spark out, apparently.

1:45:54 > 1:45:57Sometimes I can't believe it's the same little girl who used

1:45:57 > 1:46:00to sit there playing with her dolls for hours on end.

1:46:00 > 1:46:04Do you remember, she used to go mad if we got their names wrong.

1:46:04 > 1:46:05SHE LAUGHS

1:46:08 > 1:46:11Yeah. Don't think about it when you get pregnant, do you?

1:46:11 > 1:46:14That they're going to turn into teenagers, be grown-ups.

1:46:14 > 1:46:17Don't realise it's a lifetime of worry.

1:46:17 > 1:46:18Wouldn't do it if you did.

1:46:25 > 1:46:29Nah, she'll be all right. We'll work something out together.

1:46:33 > 1:46:35You're a good dad.

1:46:37 > 1:46:38Despite everything.

1:46:43 > 1:46:46Thanks, Dot, I'll pick him up when I'm done here, OK?

1:46:46 > 1:46:49There's no need. I've got a spare room.

1:46:49 > 1:46:52Thank you. Be a good boy, yeah? See you later, monkey.

1:46:52 > 1:46:53Course he will.

1:46:53 > 1:46:55Well, thanks for coming, girls.

1:46:55 > 1:46:57Yeah, it was...it was...

1:46:58 > 1:47:01- The food was good. - It was delicious.

1:47:01 > 1:47:04See, Jean? It was a triumph.

1:47:05 > 1:47:08Sure you don't want me to stay?

1:47:08 > 1:47:11I'm fine. Fine. Thank you.

1:47:14 > 1:47:16I'm sorry about, you know.

1:47:16 > 1:47:18Plenty more fish.

1:47:20 > 1:47:24You know, some day when you least expect it,

1:47:24 > 1:47:26someone will bowl you over

1:47:26 > 1:47:32with a look or just an act of kindness and bam, there you are.

1:47:32 > 1:47:35In love all over again.

1:47:35 > 1:47:37Thank you, Jean. Lovely food.

1:47:45 > 1:47:48Annie's Amazing Alphabetical Adventures.

1:47:50 > 1:47:54Annie is in the Alps.

1:47:54 > 1:47:56Look out, Ivor.

1:47:56 > 1:48:01She jumps as high as an airplane to avoid an avalanche

1:48:01 > 1:48:03of cascading apples.

1:48:34 > 1:48:36Well, how did she take it?

1:48:47 > 1:48:48I didn't tell her.

1:48:48 > 1:48:51What? You can't put it off for ever, Max.

1:48:54 > 1:48:56Kirsty, look, I'm sorry, all right?

1:48:56 > 1:48:59The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but...

1:49:00 > 1:49:02It's not the right time.

1:49:06 > 1:49:09I think you should get an abortion.

1:49:15 > 1:49:17KNOCK ON DOOR

1:49:41 > 1:49:43Can I come in?

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