14/07/2012

0:00:33 > 0:00:34Do you mind?!

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Forgive me. I wasn't watching where you were going...

0:00:37 > 0:00:40What do you expect? Standing up in the way doing nothing.

0:00:40 > 0:00:41PHONE BEEPS

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Oi, you're not a forensic scientist are you?

0:00:45 > 0:00:47- What?- Or know any?

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Plenty. Miami, New York, Vegas...

0:00:49 > 0:00:52A comedian. Just what this place needs...

0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Do I look like a comedian?- No.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Actually you look like somebody who doesn't know whether he's coming or going.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Such a shame Denise can't make this.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13She deserves it more than anyone else.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16I mean, an ingrown toenail - how random is that?

0:01:16 > 0:01:17I know what you're doing...

0:01:17 > 0:01:19What? I'm getting ready to go.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Looking for a way out. Any excuse not to go.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Ridiculous. Why would I do that?

0:01:26 > 0:01:27We'll be OK.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31- Kamil...- Is a little trooper.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- And Syed...- Is a big boy now.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Tamwar... - Is stronger than you think.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42You.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Will be here. Always.

0:01:46 > 0:01:51Come on, Zee. Go and enjoy yourself.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53- You deserve this.- I didn't even want it in the first place.

0:01:53 > 0:01:58Oh yes, you did. You did. You did, deep down.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03Otherwise you wouldn't have "won". I'll miss you, Zee. We all will.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07- But we'll cope.- Promise?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10It's just two nights.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12We'll be fine.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19There you go. 100 brushes - just like a princess.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22I'm not a princess. And I'm not a horse either.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26Really. Seems to me you're turning into a right little mare.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27What's got into you?

0:02:27 > 0:02:30I'm growing up. There aren't any real princesses anyway.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Not like in the stories.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35What'd you mean?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37In books, they're nice.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40These days they've all got eating disorders and having affairs.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43That's what Mum says.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Why is that?

0:02:44 > 0:02:46- It's called growing up.- Cool.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49PHONE VIBRATES What's that buzzing noise?

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Ow!

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Sorry! Look, off you go, you're done.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Did you hear that buzzing? - Go on. Get your school bag.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Shirl. You OK?

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Yeah, I'm fine. Why you asking?

0:03:28 > 0:03:31No reason. So you starting the burger van up again?

0:03:31 > 0:03:35No flies on you, is there, Benjamin?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37D'you want any help?

0:03:39 > 0:03:43Nah... I reckon I've had enough help from you.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46This is something I gotta do on my own.

0:03:46 > 0:03:47OK?

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Hey, Sugar Ray?

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Hey. Been trying to text you, babe.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Hey. Yeah, I know, I got your messages...

0:04:02 > 0:04:05and thank you for my spa weekend.

0:04:05 > 0:04:10- You're welcome, babe.- Hey, have you seen what Denise's done to the colour of the B&B while I was away?

0:04:10 > 0:04:14What, she's trying to improve it. Listen, are you busy?

0:04:14 > 0:04:16- No.- Only, I got a surprise for you.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19- What, another one? - Meet me here at 11 sharp.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Wear something comfortable.

0:04:21 > 0:04:22Comfortable?

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Mm-hm. As in, something loose.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28That's my middle name. Mm! Thank you.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Eleven o'clock. Where's Kat?

0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Easy, Katrina? - You all right?- Yeah?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Another day off? Doing something nice?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40- It's a surprise.- Oh, is that right?

0:04:40 > 0:04:41Yeah.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Well, enjoy yourselves... - Oh yeah!

0:04:44 > 0:04:45It's going to be explosive.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47SHE CHUCKLES

0:04:47 > 0:04:50You hear that? There's going to be a "bang" today.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- See ya later!- See you later.

0:04:53 > 0:04:54She's no princess.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56No? Then why's she got the prince?

0:05:00 > 0:05:03You're going to be late. You've already got an umbrella.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06It's back-up. It's called being prepared, Masood.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- It's the middle of summer. - Yeah. The Great British summer.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Which means I'll need another scarf! Gloves!

0:05:14 > 0:05:16She's bonkers.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Nah. She's not bonkers. She's just worried.

0:05:19 > 0:05:20About what?

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Us.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27MUSIC: "Weird Fishes" by Radiohead

0:05:55 > 0:05:56All right?

0:05:59 > 0:06:00MUSIC STOPS

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Fine, thanks.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06Any particular reason why you're standing there next to that car?

0:06:09 > 0:06:15What, this car? The 1977 Blue Daimler Sovereign 4.2 litre?

0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Yes. That one. - I was thinking about nicking it.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22- I beg your pardon? - It's why I'm standing here.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26Thinking about nicking this Daimler, taking it for a joy ride and then selling it for parts.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27It's the Asian in me, innit?

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Funny(!) You got a lip on you, mate.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34Two, last time I checked.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Well, next time you check you might have a fat one,

0:06:38 > 0:06:39if you don't jog on right now.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43HE SCOFFS

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Couldn't point me in the direction of number 41, could you?

0:06:46 > 0:06:47- Jog on.- Yeah.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55All right, Shirl?

0:06:57 > 0:06:59I know what it looks like, Jay.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03- But I'm off to start a business, not join the homeless. - That's fine. Need a hand?

0:07:03 > 0:07:04Yeah. Open the door for me.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08There you go.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16I think we should help her.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17She don't want help.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Yeah, making burgers.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21But she didn't say anything about advertising 'em.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27OK. So how many we got? Ten? Ten, OK.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Brilliant. I'll be there for about one o'clock.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Nice. I'll call you back.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Babe, what are you wearing?

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Somethin' loose. Took ages to decide. You like it?

0:07:38 > 0:07:39< Kim!

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Sasha!

0:07:42 > 0:07:43Y-you're here...

0:07:43 > 0:07:46It's my birthday! Didn't Dad say?

0:07:46 > 0:07:47He got me the day off school.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49What are you wearing?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51What did you tell her?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Babe, I told her to wear something loose and comfortable.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55And not to be late.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57You won't have time to get changed before we go.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Go where?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Make sure she gets on the train.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Make sure she understands that you'll miss her,

0:08:06 > 0:08:07but you'll be fine.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10I'll miss her and I'll be fine.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Yes. And she's to relax. And have fun.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Are we are talking about the same woman?

0:08:14 > 0:08:15KNOCK AT DOOR

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- I got it. Tam's got your suitcase. - OK.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Mas... Long -

0:08:23 > 0:08:25What are you doing here?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Kamil needs to have a bath at 6.30.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31And please, can you make sure that your father remembers to feed him this time?

0:08:31 > 0:08:36- We were planning on leaving him outside to be reared by wolves. - Tamwar, I am depending on you, OK?

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Your father, he means well, but he's prone to distractions.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- So I need you to be my...- Spy?

0:08:42 > 0:08:45My eyes and my ears, Tamwar!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47(Spy.)

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Are you mad?!- A little peeved, yes!

0:08:49 > 0:08:51What are you doing here?

0:08:51 > 0:08:53What do you think? I've come to see my brother.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Now? Without any warning?

0:08:55 > 0:08:58What do you think Zainab's going to say when she sees you?

0:08:58 > 0:09:03What Zainab always says when she sees me - "Oh, very bad man, very bad influence", yada yada yada...

0:09:04 > 0:09:06I came to see you, bruv. It's been way too long.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10What? Where are you going?

0:09:10 > 0:09:14No. There's a cafe around the corner. Wait there.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15Wait there!

0:09:22 > 0:09:24No. Follow these rules. OK?

0:09:24 > 0:09:27I knew I could count on you.

0:09:27 > 0:09:28Least it's not too many(!)

0:09:29 > 0:09:31All right?

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Who was it?

0:09:33 > 0:09:35- What?- At the door, who was it?

0:09:35 > 0:09:39Uh... No-one. Important, I mean.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Shall we?- Yeah.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45I'm taking Mum to the station.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Nah nah. Doesn't matter... I'll do it.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Why don't you go to work or something?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Because I'm not working today, remember?

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Well - go and get some fresh air or...you know.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58I was. By walking Mum...

0:09:58 > 0:10:02Whoever is walking, please, can we go now?

0:10:07 > 0:10:10You will not defeat me, got that?

0:10:10 > 0:10:13I've lived through all sorts, survived too much,

0:10:13 > 0:10:16to be beaten down by a flaming griddle pan!

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Paintball?

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Yep. Me and Sasha do it every year on her birthday.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34It's a tradition.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Whatever happened to pin the tail on the donkey?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39It's kind of like that - but with guns.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Guns?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Big guns!

0:10:46 > 0:10:48MUSIC ON HEADPHONES

0:10:49 > 0:10:50Are you getting anything?

0:10:50 > 0:10:51MUSIC STOPS

0:10:51 > 0:10:54- What?- Are you getting anything?

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Since you ask so nicely...

0:10:57 > 0:10:58HE CLEARS THROAT

0:10:58 > 0:10:59Coffee.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Haven't seen you around here before.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09Er, no. It's my first time.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13Oh. An East End virgin? How exciting.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Welcome to the manor.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16Um...

0:11:17 > 0:11:18Thanks...?

0:11:18 > 0:11:21THEY GIGGLE

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Can I get that coffee to go, please?

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Masood! Jaldi karna! Sara din eh gaya mere paas?

0:11:31 > 0:11:33I don't want to be standing here all day.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38- Come on, then. - Where are you going?

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Thought you might prefer the bus. Save a couple of pounds.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44Why would I want to spend an extra hour on the bus just to save two pounds!

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Come on!

0:11:53 > 0:11:54Ooh!

0:11:54 > 0:11:56- What is it?- Nothing...

0:11:56 > 0:11:59I-I just thought I might stop for a coffee on the way back.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02That's a nice idea. I might get something for the journey myself.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04What? No! No.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06You don't want to be late...

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Two seconds ago you were said why don't I take the bus,

0:12:08 > 0:12:11now you're saying I don't have time for a takeaway coffee?

0:12:11 > 0:12:12What is wrong with you?

0:12:14 > 0:12:15Masood!

0:12:18 > 0:12:20What are you doing, Masood?

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Just getting the door for you.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24What, like I can't get the door for myself?

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Ugh.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30Oh, one coffee and one tea to take away, please.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36You all right?

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Now, it's Blues versus Blacks.

0:12:39 > 0:12:45The objective is to get to this helicopter. Inside is a package.

0:12:45 > 0:12:49Get this package to the clearly marked flag.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51What? That's it?

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Without getting shot. Two hits and you're out.

0:12:55 > 0:12:56OK, everyone. You got it?

0:12:56 > 0:12:58ALL: Yeah.

0:12:58 > 0:12:59- Got it?- Yeah.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02All right. Everyone ready? Let's go!

0:13:02 > 0:13:04SHOUTING AND CHEERING

0:13:12 > 0:13:16Flamin', stupid, worthless... get it to work...

0:13:16 > 0:13:18BANGING AND CRASHING

0:13:19 > 0:13:20Shirley?

0:13:22 > 0:13:25I know you're in there.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27What?

0:13:27 > 0:13:31You've found yourself a hobby! Do you need a hand?

0:13:31 > 0:13:35No. I'm fine. I can handle this by myself.

0:13:35 > 0:13:36OK.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38BANGING AND CRASHING

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Jai.

0:13:50 > 0:13:51Veeru.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05THEY CHUCKLE

0:14:07 > 0:14:10THEY LAUGH AND BANTER

0:14:12 > 0:14:14- Kim?- You OK?- Yeah.

0:14:14 > 0:14:15All right.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17SIREN SOUNDS

0:14:18 > 0:14:19GUNFIRE

0:14:19 > 0:14:22SHE SQUEALS

0:14:34 > 0:14:38...she leans over and she goes "East End virgin? How exciting!"

0:14:38 > 0:14:43Seriously, I thought she was going to jump me there and then.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47Yeah, well, with Rose anything's possible. You had a lucky escape.

0:14:47 > 0:14:51Yeah. We both did. What was all that about with Zainab? I know she don't like me, but...

0:14:51 > 0:14:54It wasn't you. Well, it was partly you. She was going somewhere.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57And I knew, if she saw you, she'd stay. That's all.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59And it was important for her to go?

0:14:59 > 0:15:01- Yeah.- Why?

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Because this trip is the first time, in a long time,

0:15:04 > 0:15:07that Mum can even start thinking about being herself again.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Who is that?

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Syed? Damn... You ain't changed a bit.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13AJ, this is Tamwar.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Tamwar, meet my brother Amjad.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20Uncle AJ. Yeah. I've heard a lot about you.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24This is when it all starts to go awry.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28"Awry"! Big words...

0:15:31 > 0:15:32In here, Kat.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Did Alfie find you?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Didn't know he was looking.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39He's been trying to call you.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Yeah, I left me phone...

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Did he say what it's about?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Seemed a bit hacked off, though.

0:15:57 > 0:15:58Hello.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59All alone?

0:16:00 > 0:16:04- Celebrating.- Oh yeah? What?

0:16:06 > 0:16:07I don't really know.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Right.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Um, if you're not busy,

0:16:12 > 0:16:15there's someone that might be able to use our help.

0:16:39 > 0:16:40GUNFIRE

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Ha! Yeah!

0:16:43 > 0:16:47# What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! #

0:16:48 > 0:16:50SHE SCREAMS

0:16:50 > 0:16:55So, you're Uncle AJ. The black sheep of the family.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Ooh, black sheep?

0:16:58 > 0:17:02I suppose I can cope with that. We've all got a few skeletons in our closet.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04You can say that again.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08So...why are you here?

0:17:08 > 0:17:10I wanted to see my brother, his family...

0:17:12 > 0:17:13OK. Why now?

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Circumstances...

0:17:15 > 0:17:18No. I mean - why now? And not ever before.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21It's not like I've had that many invitations.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23It's simple, Tamwar.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Your mum doesn't like me. She really doesn't like my wife.

0:17:26 > 0:17:30- In fact, she called my wife ... - We really don't need to go into any specifics.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32- Why does she hate him? - Does Zainab need a reason?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34She has her reasons, AJ.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36We may not agree with them - but she has them.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40Basically, Tam -

0:17:40 > 0:17:44I am a bad Muslim. And I'm a bad influence on your father.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Your mother thinks that when we...

0:17:47 > 0:17:50get together, we, um...

0:17:50 > 0:17:53y'know, egg each other on. Get into trouble...

0:17:53 > 0:17:56Like sodium and chlorine gas being mixed.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58It's combustible.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Yeah...

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Anyway, since you've arrived, Dad's lied to Mum several times over,

0:18:04 > 0:18:06he's lied to me several times over

0:18:06 > 0:18:11and no doubt will do it again several times over before you leave.

0:18:11 > 0:18:12So, maybe Mum had a point.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19Why won't you just fit? Why won't you work?!

0:18:19 > 0:18:23- Shirley?- I can't understand this! I can't make sense of it!

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Don't worry. Help is at hand.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31Shirl, I used to run one of these vans in Southend back in the day.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Good times.

0:18:33 > 0:18:34And?

0:18:34 > 0:18:37We can make it work. Together.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42AJ...?

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Maybe the kid's got a point. Hell, he has got a point.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Do I?

0:18:47 > 0:18:51Maybe I have my faults, but I always wanted to be a great uncle.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55And I didn't want to lose my brother.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59- You want to call it? Or shall I? - Your coin, your call.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Can someone please explain what's going on here?

0:19:02 > 0:19:06This is my lucky Sholay coin.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Don't tell me you've not seen Sholay!

0:19:10 > 0:19:13- We never got round to it. - Brother, I'm disappointed!

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Anyway. Heads I go.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Tails I stay and we catch up properly.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24Sorry, are you actually suggesting basing such an important decision on the toss of a coin?

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Yeah.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29That's insane.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31- No. It's fate.- Well...

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Heads it is.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50You lost something?

0:19:50 > 0:19:51No.

0:19:52 > 0:19:53I don't know.

0:19:55 > 0:19:56Follow me.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01GUNFIRE

0:20:06 > 0:20:08KIM SCREAMS

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Run, Kim! Go, go!

0:20:14 > 0:20:17KIM SCREAMS

0:20:24 > 0:20:27KIM CONTINUES SCREAMING

0:20:33 > 0:20:35THEY CHEER

0:20:37 > 0:20:40I haven't even asked. How's Manchester? Aliyah?

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Fine. Great. You know how it is...

0:20:43 > 0:20:44Yeah.

0:20:44 > 0:20:49How's everything been here? It's been three years.

0:20:49 > 0:20:50How's Syed, Shabs...?

0:20:52 > 0:20:57Fine. Great. You know how it is.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Tamwar's a good kid.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01- Yeah.- A lot of his mum in him.

0:21:01 > 0:21:02MASOOD CHUCKLES

0:21:02 > 0:21:03Oi! Don't say that.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05AJ LAUGHS

0:21:06 > 0:21:11Oh, come on! The gods are mocking us!

0:21:11 > 0:21:13There's only one God, AJ.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17Fine. The God is mocking us. You thinking what I'm thinking?

0:21:21 > 0:21:25- Don't worry mate. Let me get back to you. - Alfie, listen. I can explain...

0:21:25 > 0:21:27- Don't worry. She already has, OK. - I'm sorry.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30What on earth possessed you to let her take it to school, eh?

0:21:30 > 0:21:32The kid got into trouble. You know the rules, all right?

0:21:32 > 0:21:35- Sorry. Won't happen again.- Come on, young lady. Homework. Let's go.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Shirl's Burgers?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Hardly original, is it?

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Jay's the brains of the outfit.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49We just wanted to help ya. Not that you need any...

0:21:49 > 0:21:53No, thanks to Andrew here. He's got experience in the business.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56He had some good news today.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59He's officially no longer a suspect.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02So now the filth can concentrate on the scum that did do it.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Good.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08- See ya.- See ya later.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10It looks good.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Thanks to you. Heck of a mess, weren't it?

0:22:12 > 0:22:18I find cleaning quite satisfying, really. Good spring clean helps...

0:22:18 > 0:22:22clear out clutter. Makes you feel lighter.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24You're as mad as a box of frogs, you, ain't ya?

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Where's my shopping trolley?

0:22:28 > 0:22:31THEY SHOUT AND SING

0:22:34 > 0:22:37I'm the king of the world!

0:22:40 > 0:22:41Oh no!

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Come on. Your bag!

0:22:49 > 0:22:51THEY CONTINUE SINGING

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Don't call me on this phone again. Ever. You got it?

0:23:02 > 0:23:05In fact, don't call me at all. I'm done. This is done.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11I didn't mean that, you know. I didn't mean to shoot you.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Let's hear it for the birthday girl! Yay!

0:23:13 > 0:23:17I'm sorry I didn't get you anything. I didn't know.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Seems like we're finding more out about each other all the time.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22- I know!- Actually, you did get her something...

0:23:24 > 0:23:27You know, I did, you know... My mind's going. I forgot.

0:23:31 > 0:23:32A torch?

0:23:32 > 0:23:33A forensic torch!

0:23:33 > 0:23:37This'll be perfect for when I start my work experience.

0:23:37 > 0:23:38Yeah...!

0:23:38 > 0:23:41Is there a problem?

0:23:42 > 0:23:44There might be.

0:23:44 > 0:23:45I thought this was all sorted.

0:23:45 > 0:23:46So did I.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Did your friend pull out?

0:23:48 > 0:23:51He pulled out, you know. Something came up. Nothing I could...

0:23:51 > 0:23:54But it's supposed to be happening in the next couple of weeks!

0:23:54 > 0:23:56He can't just leave Sasha hanging like that.

0:23:56 > 0:24:01What's his name? I'll have a word - I'll tell him how important it is.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05He has got a name, hasn't he?

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Yeah...yeah...

0:24:07 > 0:24:08So what is it?

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Grissom.

0:24:11 > 0:24:12Like CSI...

0:24:15 > 0:24:18All right, look, the truth is, yeah, there's no mate.

0:24:18 > 0:24:22And I only lied because I wanted to make Sasha happy. And Sasha, I'm really sorry.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24I'm really trying, Sasha... Sasha!

0:24:24 > 0:24:28- No, you've done enough damage, don't you think? - But let me explain to her!

0:24:28 > 0:24:33- Explain what? That you lied to a 14-year-old girl. That you got her hopes up.- I didn't lie...

0:24:33 > 0:24:36She's been telling everyone about this at school for weeks.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Do you have any idea how humiliating this'll be for her?

0:24:39 > 0:24:41What's wrong with you, Kim, man? Don't you get it?

0:24:41 > 0:24:44I'm starting to think you never will.

0:24:44 > 0:24:45HE SUCKS TEETH

0:24:45 > 0:24:48But Ray, can I just explain?

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Oh!

0:24:51 > 0:24:53SHE SIGHS AND SUCKS TEETH

0:24:54 > 0:24:55We are in so much trouble...

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Victimless crime.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00You don't know whose car that is.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Why, why, why does this always happen?

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Yeah, but it was fun, wasn't it?

0:25:06 > 0:25:07Yeah. I've missed that.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09THEY LAUGH

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Me too.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14You know, it makes me wonder what happened.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20Three years, Mas. Not one call returned.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22You know, it's not a one way street, Amjad.

0:25:22 > 0:25:26- You've done your own disappearing. - I wouldn't disown you!

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Disowned? Where'd you get that idea?

0:25:28 > 0:25:30- Inzamam...- What?

0:25:30 > 0:25:33He said... He said Zainab convinced you...

0:25:33 > 0:25:36- You know...- Inzamam?! Why, why? He's a liar!

0:25:36 > 0:25:39- Why would you believe anything he says?- Because it sounds like it makes sense.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Because it's been three years.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Because it sounds like something Zainab the Pure would do...

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Oi! That's my wife you're talking about!

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Ow! Ow!

0:25:58 > 0:26:00Ow!

0:26:00 > 0:26:02THEY LAUGH

0:26:02 > 0:26:06I've missed you, Bruv. So much it hurts.

0:26:06 > 0:26:07Yeah. I missed you too.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09MASOOD YELLS

0:26:09 > 0:26:10THEY LAUGH

0:26:13 > 0:26:17It's like Women In Love, only weirder.

0:26:17 > 0:26:18LOUD KNOCKING AT DOOR

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Masood!

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Open up! Come on!

0:26:23 > 0:26:25What now?

0:26:26 > 0:26:28You wait here.

0:26:36 > 0:26:37Boys.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40There has been an incident.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Someone has knocked the wing mirror off my car.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Would you know anything about that?

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Yes! Two Asian-looking men ran from the scene but...

0:26:48 > 0:26:51If he speaks again, you'll both regret it.

0:26:53 > 0:26:57Now Masood, me and you - we've never had a problem, have we?

0:26:57 > 0:27:00And as far as I know, you're a very good man.

0:27:00 > 0:27:04So therefore, sort it by tomorrow evening and all of this will be forgotten.

0:27:05 > 0:27:06Yes, Derek. OK. Of course.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Or else.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Or else you'll give us a good talking to...?

0:27:13 > 0:27:14Tomorrow evening.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18..or else.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33< VACUUM CLEANER

0:27:39 > 0:27:40Gah!

0:27:41 > 0:27:43SHIRLEY: # Somehow I made it through the heartache

0:27:43 > 0:27:46# Yes, I did

0:27:46 > 0:27:49# I escaped

0:27:49 > 0:27:52# Made my way out of the darkness... #

0:27:52 > 0:27:54Shirley! Shirley!

0:27:54 > 0:27:57- # Kept my faith... # - HE TURNS VACUUM OFF

0:27:57 > 0:28:00- Oi!- It's 7.30. You'll wake Amy up.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02She's already up. She's gone out with Roxy.

0:28:02 > 0:28:05I've got to do some spring cleaning, get rid of some of this clutter.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07- In July?- Yes.

0:28:13 > 0:28:18Oh, it stinks in here. Look at it, it's disgusting.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20Organised chaos, innit?

0:28:20 > 0:28:23Yeah, just cos Roxy got out of it don't mean to say that you can.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25Either love it, use it or chuck it.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27Yeah.

0:28:27 > 0:28:28Yeah.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30HE CHUCKLES

0:28:30 > 0:28:32What you laughing at?

0:28:39 > 0:28:42- Morning.- Hiya, I got a package for you.

0:28:42 > 0:28:43Yeah, hang on.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46Mas. It's not that bad. I could fix it.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48I think you've done enough damage as it is!

0:28:48 > 0:28:50Hello? I am a mechanic.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52Yeah, but you are gonna need a new mirror.

0:28:52 > 0:28:55It's a classic car. It needs to be done properly.

0:28:55 > 0:28:56- Look at me.- Ow!

0:28:56 > 0:28:59Sorry. You know, I think he let you off lightly.

0:28:59 > 0:29:02- I'm not scared of Derek Branning. - Oi. You should be.

0:29:02 > 0:29:03You all right?

0:29:03 > 0:29:09Ah yes, I need you to sign for this. Oh. And this.

0:29:09 > 0:29:13Not one of mine. Sign there.

0:29:16 > 0:29:17- There you go.- Cheers.

0:29:32 > 0:29:37Kat? Kat, you all right sweetheart?

0:29:37 > 0:29:40We come down, I got him some orange juice.

0:29:40 > 0:29:42I know you've been up half the night, ain't ya?

0:29:42 > 0:29:45Yeah, he kept waking. I think his back teeth are coming through.

0:29:45 > 0:29:48Yeah. Listen, why don't you take the rest of the day off, eh?

0:29:48 > 0:29:50No, it's all right. Wanna be with you.

0:29:50 > 0:29:52Wow. Did you hear that, Tommy? C'mon then.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55Oh, look, we got a parcel as well, you wanna carry that for me?

0:29:55 > 0:29:57C'mon then. Say "C'mon, Mummy."

0:30:06 > 0:30:10Ray! Ray! Look, please, look. Please don't go, yeah.

0:30:10 > 0:30:12I'm sorry, it was stupid. I was stupid.

0:30:12 > 0:30:16Number one rule, Kim. No lies. Especially not to Sasha.

0:30:16 > 0:30:19Phil's renting me the flat above Jack's place.

0:30:19 > 0:30:21I'll grab the rest of my stuff later.

0:30:21 > 0:30:24Kim, Kim. What's going on? The guests all heard you arguing!

0:30:24 > 0:30:26Sasha's work experience, innit?

0:30:26 > 0:30:27Well, why did you have to lie?

0:30:27 > 0:30:30Why d'you think? Look.

0:30:33 > 0:30:35You know what? I'll sort it. Yeah. I'll find her something.

0:30:39 > 0:30:41Like living with Kim and Aggie, innit?

0:30:43 > 0:30:47Do you think Shirl will ever be normal again?

0:30:47 > 0:30:49I don't know, mate.

0:31:01 > 0:31:04Double or quits. Heads you pay, tails I pay.

0:31:05 > 0:31:08Mum, I'm fine. Dad's fine.

0:31:08 > 0:31:11Kamil's fine. We're all fine.

0:31:11 > 0:31:12- Where is she again?- Shh!

0:31:12 > 0:31:16What tone of voice?

0:31:16 > 0:31:19- No, nothing wrong. Yep. OK, bye. - Yep. Bye.

0:31:19 > 0:31:22- See you tomorrow. OK, bye. - Bye.

0:31:22 > 0:31:25HE LAUGHS I'm starving!

0:31:27 > 0:31:29- She nearly heard him!- Huh?

0:31:29 > 0:31:34OK. He has to go. Today.

0:31:34 > 0:31:38Because if Mum comes back tomorrow and finds him here, she'll kill him.

0:31:38 > 0:31:40And then you. And then me.

0:31:40 > 0:31:43If Derek Branning hasn't done it already.

0:31:43 > 0:31:45HE SIGHS

0:31:45 > 0:31:48AJ, we agreed, loser covers all costs, right?

0:31:48 > 0:31:51Agreed. Heads you lose?

0:31:51 > 0:31:53Won't be a problem, will it?

0:31:53 > 0:31:54Course it won't.

0:31:54 > 0:31:57Couldn't lend me 20 quid, could you, just for a couple of hours?

0:32:11 > 0:32:14Finished.

0:32:14 > 0:32:15I don't even know what that is.

0:32:15 > 0:32:17Right, well I'm going to work then.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19Is that all you're chucking?

0:32:19 > 0:32:22- Love or use the rest, don't I? - I've got to get to the burger van.

0:32:22 > 0:32:24Oi. Don't pay you to work part time, you know that!

0:32:24 > 0:32:27- Yeah, I know, I was erm... - He's helping me. Spring clean.

0:32:27 > 0:32:31Well, you can help me spring clean. The both of you.

0:32:31 > 0:32:34Listen, when you getting rid of that stock car?

0:32:34 > 0:32:35Well, I haven't raced it yet.

0:32:35 > 0:32:38C'mon, Ben, you know that's never gonna happen, is it.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40- Only need a bit of practice. - Give 'im a break, Phil.

0:32:40 > 0:32:44Get rid of it, will ya. Today. Get whatever you can.

0:32:44 > 0:32:46Knowing your luck, you'll probably only get a fiver.

0:33:21 > 0:33:24SHE SIGHS

0:33:24 > 0:33:26FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:33:26 > 0:33:29Only me! Still OK for me to have the day off?

0:33:29 > 0:33:32Yeah, Nan's got Tommy. She's taken him to the dogs.

0:33:32 > 0:33:36He'll learn some interesting words when she loses.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38Sorry.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51Tamwar! Couldn't lend us 20 quid, could you?

0:33:51 > 0:33:5420 quid? Is that so you go now and never come back?

0:33:54 > 0:33:59- Well...- Well, then no. Listen, Mum's gonna be back home tomorrow.

0:33:59 > 0:34:02You can't be here when she comes back. Please.

0:34:02 > 0:34:04Ta-ta.

0:34:04 > 0:34:07You worry too much. It's very bad.

0:34:07 > 0:34:08You should relax.

0:34:12 > 0:34:17Syed? Little Syed? It's me. Your Uncle AJ.

0:34:17 > 0:34:18Uncle AJ?

0:34:18 > 0:34:21Last time I saw you you were this high, look at you now, huh?

0:34:21 > 0:34:24All handsome and wavy hair! How are you?

0:34:24 > 0:34:26Your father's told me nothing.

0:34:26 > 0:34:30Yeah. Good. I got a daughter and I live with...

0:34:30 > 0:34:31Well, next door to Dad.

0:34:31 > 0:34:33Yeah, your mum, she must love that!

0:34:33 > 0:34:36Yeah. What happened to your...?

0:34:36 > 0:34:39You wanna get some ice on that.

0:34:39 > 0:34:42Will you excuse us please, gentlemen.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54Now, I am a very patient man.

0:34:55 > 0:34:58I waited for you to knock on my door all morning.

0:35:00 > 0:35:02I want my car fixed.

0:35:02 > 0:35:03Today.

0:35:03 > 0:35:05HE BURSTS OUT LAUGHING

0:35:05 > 0:35:07DEREK CHUCKLES

0:35:08 > 0:35:11It's really nice that you can still physically do that...

0:35:11 > 0:35:13Laugh.

0:35:13 > 0:35:15Now, I'm a fair man.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18You have got till 4.00 to sort it.

0:35:18 > 0:35:20Do we understand each other?

0:35:22 > 0:35:25- Yeah.- Good.

0:35:32 > 0:35:34Thank you.

0:35:36 > 0:35:41Oo-oo! We made such a good team yesterday,

0:35:41 > 0:35:43I thought I'd join you again today!

0:35:43 > 0:35:44Well, you really don't have to.

0:35:44 > 0:35:46Oh, I want to!

0:35:46 > 0:35:51You know, you really shouldn't do that in here.

0:35:52 > 0:35:57Fire, and health and safety.

0:35:57 > 0:35:59'Scuse me.

0:36:01 > 0:36:05There. It's going to be such fun!

0:36:05 > 0:36:07Right.

0:36:24 > 0:36:28- Only needed a bit of practice. - Only a bit?

0:36:28 > 0:36:30Yeah, just get the hang of it.

0:36:30 > 0:36:33Listen, if you went on a race track, you'd be dead.

0:36:33 > 0:36:36And so would half the other drivers.

0:36:36 > 0:36:38Why have you got to be like that, Jay?

0:36:38 > 0:36:41You and Dad, you're both the same, ain't ya?

0:36:41 > 0:36:43I ain't that bad!

0:36:43 > 0:36:46Look. Listen, soppy.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49Maybe it's not such a bad thing us getting rid of this car.

0:36:49 > 0:36:53Ain't done us any good, has it? Think about that for five minutes.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57There's a number of times I've tried to impress Dad.

0:36:57 > 0:37:00It's just embarrassing now.

0:37:00 > 0:37:02Just wanted one more go at it, that's all.

0:37:11 > 0:37:13Here, Kat...

0:37:13 > 0:37:16Tell you what, mate, why don't we just call it a straight two quid.

0:37:16 > 0:37:19- Is that all right?- Cheers. - Cheers, buddy.

0:37:19 > 0:37:20Landlord?

0:37:20 > 0:37:22All right, mate, it's Alfie Moon.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24Amjad Jahangir Ahmed.

0:37:24 > 0:37:26- Bit of a mouthful. Call me AJ.- All right, AJ.

0:37:26 > 0:37:28- I've got a proposition for you. - Oh, yeah?

0:37:28 > 0:37:31If I make these matches disappear, how about you give me a free drink?

0:37:31 > 0:37:34Yeah, go on then.

0:37:34 > 0:37:35HE BEATBOXES

0:37:36 > 0:37:38THE MATCHES RATTLE

0:37:38 > 0:37:40Just checking. Forgot myself then.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42ALFIE LAUGHS

0:37:44 > 0:37:45So where are they, the matches?

0:37:45 > 0:37:48Oh, well, let's see. There.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50THE BOX IS SILENT

0:37:50 > 0:37:51Well done. Good stuff.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53Pint of lager please, Alfie.

0:37:53 > 0:37:54Coming up.

0:37:56 > 0:37:59- I've gotta sort it out, Kat. - What, for Sasha?

0:37:59 > 0:38:01No, for Ray. If I want to keep my Raymondo,

0:38:01 > 0:38:04I've gotta get that girl two weeks work experience!

0:38:04 > 0:38:06You've really got it bad, ain't ya?

0:38:06 > 0:38:09It's Sasha too, you know. I like her.

0:38:09 > 0:38:13I'm not being funny or anything, but, she's not like a normal girl.

0:38:13 > 0:38:18I mean, blood and gore, that's all she's interested in. I dunno what I'm gonna do, you know.

0:38:18 > 0:38:20Hello, darlin', you all right?

0:38:20 > 0:38:23Mrs Moon. I'm here later as a guest.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26Just wanted to check... The mix up. About your cousin. Very awkward.

0:38:26 > 0:38:29- Are we...?- Yeah, course, I've forgotten all about it.

0:38:29 > 0:38:31Good, good. Many thanks. I'll see you at 3.00.

0:38:31 > 0:38:33Yeah, I'll see you later.

0:38:33 > 0:38:36- Here, ain't that that funeral bloke? - Yeah.- What's he doing here?

0:38:36 > 0:38:39Some old bloke from the market, it's his wake.

0:38:39 > 0:38:42- What? At the Vic? - Where else, you dozy mare?

0:38:44 > 0:38:48How about I give you a second chance? Make it more interesting.

0:38:48 > 0:38:51Tenner says you can't find the matches.

0:38:51 > 0:38:53Go on then, AJ. Tenner it is.

0:38:54 > 0:38:57HE BEATBOXES

0:39:00 > 0:39:02So where are they? The matches?

0:39:02 > 0:39:06Where are the matches, let me think. C'mon, I need to concentrate, all right.

0:39:06 > 0:39:10The matches are there. There you go, AJ.

0:39:10 > 0:39:12Never try and kid a kidder, all right, buddy. Thank you.

0:39:12 > 0:39:13THEY LAUGH

0:39:13 > 0:39:19- Ah, well. You're good.- Thank you. - Very good.

0:39:19 > 0:39:23You ever heard of a bloke called Derek Branning?

0:39:23 > 0:39:26AJ, listen. Do yourself a favour, all right, buddy.

0:39:26 > 0:39:30Never ever try and scam Derek Branning. Never. Excuse me.

0:39:30 > 0:39:31Yes, mate, what can I get you?

0:39:34 > 0:39:37I could do this every day, you know.

0:39:37 > 0:39:40Working in the fresh air.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42Well, I'd hardly call it fresh.

0:39:44 > 0:39:46We could be permanent. You and me.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48We'd be like the Hairy Bikers!

0:39:48 > 0:39:49SHE GIGGLES

0:39:49 > 0:39:52Only not so hairy. And certainly not on bikes!

0:39:52 > 0:39:54Yeah, well, don't get carried away, it's only been two days.

0:39:54 > 0:40:01Course. It's just the right thing for you, this. Keeping you busy.

0:40:01 > 0:40:04This time of life, it's not easy.

0:40:05 > 0:40:10I just want you to know that I'll be with you every step of the way.

0:40:13 > 0:40:15Now. I've had some ideas about some themed recipes...

0:40:15 > 0:40:18It's Tuesday, innit? I got to be somewhere.

0:40:18 > 0:40:21Oh. Well, I'll look after the...

0:40:24 > 0:40:27Andrew? I've got a proposition for you.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31How much you asking for it?

0:40:31 > 0:40:34450 or 400 in cash.

0:40:34 > 0:40:37How she run? Last one I got didn't make it out the garage.

0:40:37 > 0:40:41Well, this is an absolute legend, my friend, and it runs like a dream.

0:40:41 > 0:40:45- Yeah? I ain't never heard of it. - Well, come see for yourself, we're taking it out later.

0:40:45 > 0:40:48Course you ain't the only bloke who's interested.

0:40:48 > 0:40:50Got a fella coming down this evening.

0:40:50 > 0:40:52Call me. Let me see it in action.

0:40:52 > 0:40:53I will do. Thank you.

0:40:57 > 0:40:59What d'you say that for?

0:40:59 > 0:41:02What? Well, he wants to see it run and you want another go, didn't ya?

0:41:02 > 0:41:04Me?

0:41:04 > 0:41:07Yeah, why not?

0:41:07 > 0:41:08Hello, it's Jay.

0:41:08 > 0:41:12Yeah, you got the recovery truck free?

0:41:19 > 0:41:21Can I help you?

0:41:22 > 0:41:24Uh...

0:41:24 > 0:41:26Was wondering if you had any...

0:41:26 > 0:41:28Sticky toffee pudding?

0:41:28 > 0:41:30Sticky? Um...

0:41:30 > 0:41:32Well, I'll just check out back for you.

0:41:32 > 0:41:34This ain't a library y'know, dear!

0:41:43 > 0:41:45Hey! You! Stop!

0:41:50 > 0:41:51What? What's going...?

0:41:51 > 0:41:53She grabbed them soon as you went.

0:41:53 > 0:41:57I knew it! She had a dodgy look in her eye.

0:41:57 > 0:41:59- Oh, thank you.- Happy to help.

0:41:59 > 0:42:01- Hey. Come in here. C'mon.- Eh?

0:42:05 > 0:42:08I want you to take this.

0:42:08 > 0:42:11- Nah!- It's a thank you. A reward.

0:42:14 > 0:42:16I respect that. Getting involved.

0:42:16 > 0:42:18There's not many people gonna do that.

0:42:18 > 0:42:20Too scared what's going to happen to them.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22What kind of world would we live in if everyone was like that, eh?

0:42:22 > 0:42:24Exactly. I'm very lucky to have CCTV.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27It was me.

0:42:27 > 0:42:30HE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY

0:42:30 > 0:42:32I'm sorry. I wanted to talk to you.

0:42:32 > 0:42:35Why else would a beautiful woman talk to a man with one of these, eh?

0:42:35 > 0:42:39An' I got this fella threatening me. It's making my head go funny...

0:42:39 > 0:42:40Beautiful?

0:42:42 > 0:42:44Totally out of my league. Three leagues ahead.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46- Premier League.- Yeah?

0:42:46 > 0:42:48HE SIGHS

0:42:48 > 0:42:52So...who is this fella then?

0:42:53 > 0:42:56Local bloke. Derek Branning?

0:43:00 > 0:43:03- You sold it? - We found a bloke who's interested.

0:43:03 > 0:43:04He wants to see it in action.

0:43:04 > 0:43:07Oh, what, and you thought you'd show him?

0:43:07 > 0:43:09Phil know about this?

0:43:10 > 0:43:13Good, cos he'd kill ya.

0:43:13 > 0:43:15You got room for one more?

0:43:23 > 0:43:25- I ain't half missed this, ain't you? - Yeah.

0:43:25 > 0:43:26HORN BEEPS

0:43:26 > 0:43:28< C'mon!

0:43:33 > 0:43:37Hey. What're you doing here? You're not invited.

0:43:37 > 0:43:40Look, I'm here for Sasha, innit.

0:43:41 > 0:43:43- You see him?- Mmm.

0:43:43 > 0:43:45Know who he is? Work experience.

0:43:45 > 0:43:48Kim, you can't. If Ray finds you here, you know he's gonna...

0:43:48 > 0:43:52I'm doing it for Ray! And Sasha! Obviously!

0:43:52 > 0:43:56Listen, Ray is the best thing that ever happened to me.

0:43:56 > 0:43:58I gotta sort this out.

0:44:01 > 0:44:02Sausage, darlin'?

0:44:02 > 0:44:04Ray, I'll take that.

0:44:04 > 0:44:07- You sure, mate? I can...- Yeah. I got it, I got it.

0:44:07 > 0:44:10Listen, you couldn't cover for ten minutes, could ya?

0:44:10 > 0:44:12Just, I got to get to the market.

0:44:12 > 0:44:15No problem at all, man, you take as long as you want. OK?

0:44:17 > 0:44:19I miss Walt so much.

0:44:19 > 0:44:22Never been the same round here without him.

0:44:22 > 0:44:26You remember him? I'm surprised you were even born when he left.

0:44:26 > 0:44:28Was his biggest regret, leaving Walford.

0:44:28 > 0:44:32I wonder if I could have a word with you about a young lady, I know.

0:44:32 > 0:44:34She's got an interest in your profession.

0:44:40 > 0:44:42Sy.

0:44:49 > 0:44:51Look, I'm sorry, but I've met your uncle...

0:44:51 > 0:44:54Yeah! We met! Me and Christian. Your l...

0:44:54 > 0:44:56I can't say it.

0:44:56 > 0:44:58I can't say the word, Syed. Your...

0:44:58 > 0:45:02Look. Uncle AJ. I'm not going to apologise for it.

0:45:02 > 0:45:03I should have told you. I'm gay.

0:45:03 > 0:45:06Me too.

0:45:08 > 0:45:09THEY LAUGH

0:45:11 > 0:45:14Gotcha! I thought I was the bad Muslim!

0:45:14 > 0:45:17What about your mum? She must have gone mental!

0:45:17 > 0:45:19Well, yes...

0:45:19 > 0:45:23Until she realised what a gorgeous couple you both are.

0:45:23 > 0:45:25Boys.

0:45:25 > 0:45:27Listen.

0:45:27 > 0:45:31Any chance you can lend me 200 quid. Just for today?

0:45:34 > 0:45:38Ben. C'mon. You both got to have a go.

0:45:39 > 0:45:41You go first.

0:45:41 > 0:45:42I don't mind. It don't matter.

0:45:42 > 0:45:45Course it does! This could be your last chance to drive it,

0:45:45 > 0:45:49the pair of you. C'mon, after three.

0:45:49 > 0:45:52One. Two.

0:45:52 > 0:45:54- THE ENGINE REVS - Three!

0:46:03 > 0:46:06Pretty good at this, ain't he?

0:46:09 > 0:46:11TYRES SCREECH

0:46:19 > 0:46:22I reckon you ain't gonna do too bad either.

0:46:27 > 0:46:29I promise Sasha won't let you down.

0:46:29 > 0:46:32It's a good thing that we met, isn't it?

0:46:32 > 0:46:35It's like Alfred, I mean Walt, brought us together.

0:46:35 > 0:46:37No doubt he did! You send Sasha to me.

0:46:37 > 0:46:39It'll be a pleasure.

0:46:39 > 0:46:41Thank you very much. I will be in touch.

0:46:41 > 0:46:43I didn't know you knew the guy.

0:46:43 > 0:46:46I didn't. I just did what I had to do.

0:46:46 > 0:46:49Work experience is sorted! She's doing it with him.

0:46:49 > 0:46:54Hold on. So...you gatecrashed a wake?

0:46:54 > 0:46:55Is everything a joke to you?

0:46:55 > 0:46:58No. Actually. I took this very seriously.

0:46:58 > 0:47:00- I thought you'd be pleased!- What?

0:47:00 > 0:47:03- Well let's ask Sasha what she thinks. Sasha!- What?

0:47:03 > 0:47:07Two weeks work experience with the busiest undertaker in East London?

0:47:07 > 0:47:12No way! Awesome! That would be amazing!

0:47:12 > 0:47:13You can thank me an' Mr Coker!

0:47:16 > 0:47:18Thank you, Kim!

0:47:18 > 0:47:22That's all right, my love. I knew you would like it.

0:47:26 > 0:47:29High five. Yeah. What you having? Orange juice?

0:47:29 > 0:47:31Yes, please.

0:47:33 > 0:47:37Alfie. Shenice's at Bobby's. Did you wanna slip off for an hour?

0:47:37 > 0:47:38Just you and me.

0:47:38 > 0:47:40Yeah! Lovely. Yeah. C'mon.

0:47:48 > 0:47:49What was my time?

0:47:49 > 0:47:51Better than his.

0:48:14 > 0:48:18Go on, how rubbish was I then?

0:48:24 > 0:48:26Mate, you absolutely smashed it.

0:48:26 > 0:48:27What? I beat you?

0:48:29 > 0:48:30Really?

0:48:33 > 0:48:35You're the winner.

0:48:36 > 0:48:37Well done, champ.

0:48:39 > 0:48:40Cheers, Jay.

0:48:41 > 0:48:43400 we said, right?

0:48:43 > 0:48:46420 and we got a deal.

0:49:09 > 0:49:13You done a good job. Shame about that business yesterday.

0:49:13 > 0:49:17If you hadn't taken the Michael I might've quite liked you.

0:49:17 > 0:49:20Bit late for that though, ain't it? Hmm.

0:49:20 > 0:49:22Shame.

0:49:26 > 0:49:30Alfie? Tracey said she'll be fine for an hour.

0:49:30 > 0:49:33All right, sweetheart, Shenice had a bit of a fall out with Bobby

0:49:33 > 0:49:36so, I said we'd watch a film together.

0:49:36 > 0:49:39Yes, that's right, don't do that to me.

0:49:39 > 0:49:42Don't you do that to me. Ohhh!

0:49:42 > 0:49:44Hello, Mummy. Hello, Mummy.

0:49:44 > 0:49:47Kisses. Where's my kisses?

0:49:56 > 0:50:00You and me. Are we...

0:50:00 > 0:50:02OK?

0:50:04 > 0:50:07Look, I know I can be a bit... You know.

0:50:07 > 0:50:10But that's just me though, innit? And you? You're...

0:50:14 > 0:50:16I don't wanna mess things up, that's all I'm saying.

0:50:19 > 0:50:22You are something else, you know that, Kimberley Fox?

0:50:23 > 0:50:25And is that a good thing?

0:50:36 > 0:50:39But you know you got some serious making up to do tomorrow.

0:50:39 > 0:50:42SHE GIGGLES AND PURRS

0:50:42 > 0:50:44THEY LAUGH

0:50:47 > 0:50:48So it's all fine then?

0:50:48 > 0:50:51Yep, yep. Well... Car's sorted so.

0:50:51 > 0:50:53I've been terrified all day. I mean.

0:50:53 > 0:50:55Oooh...Derek Branning.

0:50:55 > 0:50:57HE TUTS

0:50:57 > 0:50:59Zainab's not back until tomorrow. Why don't I stay?

0:50:59 > 0:51:02We can celebrate? Heads I go.

0:51:02 > 0:51:04Tails I stay, we party!

0:51:04 > 0:51:06I don't need to toss a coin to answer that.

0:51:06 > 0:51:08Partaaay!

0:51:08 > 0:51:10THEY LAUGH

0:51:10 > 0:51:12Hey, your uncle's staying another night!

0:51:12 > 0:51:15No! No that's not really a good idea, is it?

0:51:15 > 0:51:19We need pizza. This is a lads' night. Nobody goes in the kitchen!

0:51:19 > 0:51:20Pizza!

0:51:20 > 0:51:23Oh, and call Syed, my favourite oldest nephew

0:51:23 > 0:51:25and Christian, of course!

0:51:25 > 0:51:26Mas? Beer!

0:51:26 > 0:51:28You having a glass?

0:51:28 > 0:51:31Tamwar, my favourite middle nephew?

0:51:32 > 0:51:34No. Thanks.

0:51:34 > 0:51:36HE CHUCKLES

0:51:36 > 0:51:39Such a good Muslim! Ah well, more for me!

0:51:39 > 0:51:41Yeah, thick crust.

0:51:41 > 0:51:43You know, where you put the cheese on the outside.

0:51:43 > 0:51:45- Bacon.- Yeah. Chillies.

0:51:45 > 0:51:47- Pepperoni.- Extra chillies.

0:51:47 > 0:51:50What's that? What's that? Look. Funny.

0:51:50 > 0:51:52HE LAUGHS

0:51:52 > 0:51:54That's a funny man on the telly.

0:51:54 > 0:51:56Where you going? Get up here.

0:51:58 > 0:52:00Aww, it's your favourite programme, look!

0:52:15 > 0:52:18- Aw, this is my favourite bit.- Kat, hurry up, love, you're missing it.

0:52:18 > 0:52:19Yeah, I'll be there in a minute.

0:52:21 > 0:52:23It's me.

0:52:27 > 0:52:29INDISTINCT CHATTER

0:52:31 > 0:52:32Sold the stock car.

0:52:32 > 0:52:35Yeah? How much you get? Tenner?

0:52:35 > 0:52:38420!

0:52:38 > 0:52:40Ben sold it to a bloke all by himself, didn't you, mate?

0:52:40 > 0:52:43I tell you what. 200 quid each.

0:52:45 > 0:52:47Thanks a lot. I'm gonna go and put mine somewhere safe.

0:52:47 > 0:52:50Yeah, yeah. Put mine in my tin.

0:52:50 > 0:52:51You done well, son.

0:52:51 > 0:52:53I sold the burger van an' all. To Andrew.

0:52:53 > 0:52:56He seems to like it. Jean, she was getting on my wick.

0:52:56 > 0:52:58How much you get?

0:52:58 > 0:52:59Fiver.

0:52:59 > 0:53:00SHE LAUGHS

0:53:00 > 0:53:02A fiver?!

0:53:51 > 0:53:53SONG: "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

0:53:53 > 0:53:55- Thanks, babe. - I'm supposed to be at work now.

0:53:55 > 0:53:58Well, go. We'll keep an eye on them.

0:53:59 > 0:54:01Why have I never met this guy before?

0:54:01 > 0:54:03DOOR CLOSES

0:54:03 > 0:54:06What the hell is going on in here? Tamwar?

0:54:09 > 0:54:11Now it makes sense.

0:54:55 > 0:54:59- ZAINAB:- Tamwar...

0:54:59 > 0:55:00Oh.

0:55:00 > 0:55:01Oh!

0:55:01 > 0:55:03RADIO: 'There's piles of texts coming in,

0:55:03 > 0:55:06'about ten messages in fact from Kim in Walford,

0:55:06 > 0:55:08'so I think we should read one out...'

0:55:09 > 0:55:12- Alfie!- What?

0:55:12 > 0:55:15You don't mind if I go to one of Kim's classes tonight, do you?

0:55:15 > 0:55:18And leave me here to manage on my own, me and Tommy fending for ourselves?

0:55:18 > 0:55:20I don't have to go, you know.

0:55:20 > 0:55:22No, I'm winding you up, you go and get sweaty.

0:55:22 > 0:55:25As long as you come back here and bust some of your moves for me.

0:55:25 > 0:55:28All right, sweetheart?

0:55:28 > 0:55:29Listen, all hands on deck

0:55:29 > 0:55:31while Mrs Moon goes and shakes her booty at Kimba.

0:55:31 > 0:55:35Oh, didn't Kim tell you? Class has been cancelled.

0:55:35 > 0:55:37- Not enough members, apparently. - Thanks, Jean.

0:55:41 > 0:55:43Guilty conscience?

0:55:43 > 0:55:44What?

0:55:44 > 0:55:45I heard you pacing about last night.

0:55:45 > 0:55:48Yeah, I couldn't sleep.

0:55:49 > 0:55:53Oh, if it isn't our own little Jenson Button.

0:55:53 > 0:55:56You and Jay decided how you're going to spend the money yet?

0:55:56 > 0:55:58I'm going to let Jay decide.

0:55:58 > 0:56:02How about going to a festival or a nice little camping trip?

0:56:02 > 0:56:04What do you reckon, Jay?

0:56:05 > 0:56:07I'm late for work.

0:56:09 > 0:56:11Haven't you forgotten something?

0:56:15 > 0:56:17Yeah, cheers.

0:56:21 > 0:56:26Hi. How are you? A present from Tyler and Anthony.

0:56:26 > 0:56:28I lacked the heart to tell them she can't read yet.

0:56:29 > 0:56:31Anything else?

0:56:31 > 0:56:33Like what?

0:56:33 > 0:56:36I don't know. Maybe some cards or flowers...

0:56:36 > 0:56:39Somebody must have asked after us.

0:56:39 > 0:56:41Scarlett, yeah. But for us - why would they?

0:56:44 > 0:56:46I spoke to the nurse and she said that you could

0:56:46 > 0:56:49really use a trip out, you know, a bit of fresh air.

0:56:49 > 0:56:50I can't. I'm fine here.

0:56:55 > 0:56:56What if she needs me?

0:56:56 > 0:57:00Scarlett needs her mother to be rested and healthy.

0:57:02 > 0:57:03See? Hannah knows.

0:57:04 > 0:57:08- What will you do? - I'll stay here. Keep watch.

0:57:13 > 0:57:14OK.

0:57:14 > 0:57:16Good girl.

0:57:34 > 0:57:36So nice of you to put some clothes on.

0:57:38 > 0:57:41I took the liberty of packing your bag for you.

0:57:41 > 0:57:42You didn't have to do that.

0:57:42 > 0:57:44Believe me, I did.

0:57:44 > 0:57:45What was that?

0:57:45 > 0:57:49We wouldn't want to delay you on your journey any longer than is necessary.

0:57:49 > 0:57:53How come there aren't any photos of your wedding here?

0:57:53 > 0:57:55So you didn't look your best, Zainab -

0:57:55 > 0:57:57it was the '80s, we all looked a state.

0:57:57 > 0:58:00Enjoyable as this is, I should be out finishing my round.

0:58:00 > 0:58:04He never stops, this brother of mine. Come here.

0:58:06 > 0:58:09OK, well don't, leave it so long next time, you hear?

0:58:09 > 0:58:13AJ's a busy man. I'm sure we're at the bottom of his list of things to do.

0:58:13 > 0:58:16Come to think of it, my train doesn't leave until this afternoon.

0:58:16 > 0:58:19- Why don't I treat you both to lunch in the Vic? - Absolutely not!- We'd love to.

0:58:19 > 0:58:21Yeah, wouldn't we, Zainab?

0:58:21 > 0:58:24The week before Ramadan, you want to go to a public house?

0:58:24 > 0:58:26Oh, the Imam would be so proud.

0:58:26 > 0:58:29- Come...- I don't think so.

0:58:43 > 0:58:46I've been thinking about an evening class over at the community centre.

0:58:46 > 0:58:49Oh, yeah? What's brought this on, then?

0:58:49 > 0:58:53I just fancy a change. A hobby, maybe.

0:58:53 > 0:58:54Like what?

0:58:54 > 0:58:59I don't know. Pottery? Or Italian... I haven't thought about it yet.

0:58:59 > 0:59:01You're winding me up, right?

0:59:01 > 0:59:03Why do you say that?

0:59:04 > 0:59:07Oh, Kat, sweetheart, think about it, darling.

0:59:07 > 0:59:08When God was handing out brains,

0:59:08 > 0:59:11you were standing at the back at the queue, asking for a spray tan.

0:59:11 > 0:59:15- Well, I think it's a great idea. - Thank you, Jean. At least someone's supportive.

0:59:15 > 0:59:18- You know, I think I might join you. - Come again?

0:59:18 > 0:59:21Well, I really enjoyed working with Shirley on the burger van,

0:59:21 > 0:59:26- but it turns out my services are no longer required. - What about that, eh? Study partner!

0:59:26 > 0:59:29That's a stroke of luck. Genius!

0:59:29 > 0:59:32- Tommy needs changing.- I'll go and get us a brochure, shall I?- Yeah.

0:59:32 > 0:59:35Jean, I've been thinking, sweetheart, what do you reckon

0:59:35 > 0:59:37about putting up a trophy cabinet behind the bar?

0:59:37 > 0:59:41Aren't you getting ahead of yourself?

0:59:41 > 0:59:45- You haven't won a match yet. - It's only a matter of time. The lads are playing really well.

0:59:45 > 0:59:47They're going to put the Queen Vic back on the map.

0:59:47 > 0:59:49How are we doing?

0:59:49 > 0:59:52Short of sticking Mo up a chimney, you mean?

0:59:52 > 0:59:54- It's all my fault.- Jean, stop, sweetheart, look at me.

0:59:54 > 0:59:57I don't want to hear no more of that, OK?

0:59:57 > 1:00:00Give me a smile. Good girl.

1:00:00 > 1:00:03We'll bounce back like we always do, all right?

1:00:06 > 1:00:09All right? What's the van doing here?

1:00:11 > 1:00:14Shirley asked me to give it the once over for Andrew.

1:00:14 > 1:00:15Oh, right.

1:00:15 > 1:00:18Well, I've been thinking how to spend our money,

1:00:18 > 1:00:22so what do you reckon to a brand new sound system for our room?

1:00:22 > 1:00:25Two-way-speakers, built-in amplifier...

1:00:25 > 1:00:27I bet he's really relieved now he's off the hook.

1:00:29 > 1:00:32Yeah, I suppose. We're looking at about 400 quid, though,

1:00:32 > 1:00:35so I thought maybe if we, you know, split it down the middle...

1:00:35 > 1:00:38Who do you reckon the Old Bill are going to want to tap up next?

1:00:42 > 1:00:44Why are you asking all this?

1:00:44 > 1:00:46I was just thinking. You know, cos they've got no leads,

1:00:46 > 1:00:50so they're going to want to try and find that picture frame, ain't they?

1:00:50 > 1:00:51I dunno.

1:00:51 > 1:00:53Good job you dumped it in the canal, weren't it?

1:00:55 > 1:00:57Yeah, what else am I going to do with it, eh?

1:00:57 > 1:01:00Well, it's got your prints on it.

1:01:00 > 1:01:03I wonder what would have happened if they'd have found that?

1:01:03 > 1:01:06That won't happen.

1:01:06 > 1:01:08You took care of it, didn't you, son?

1:01:08 > 1:01:11I just said I did.

1:01:11 > 1:01:15Right, so what the hell is it doing stuffed under your mattress, then?

1:01:30 > 1:01:31Thank you.

1:01:53 > 1:01:55So I'll give you a call when it's ready, mate, all right?

1:01:55 > 1:01:57- Cheers, mate.- No worries.

1:02:01 > 1:02:04- I can explain. - I don't want an explanation.

1:02:04 > 1:02:06- I meant to throw it away. - So why didn't you?

1:02:06 > 1:02:08I'll tell you why, cos you ain't right up there, that's why.

1:02:08 > 1:02:12- Don't say things like that, Jay. - Hev's blood was all over that frame.

1:02:12 > 1:02:15And you've hid it under your mattress like something to be proud of.

1:02:15 > 1:02:17I can't live like this, Ben, all right? I ain't eating.

1:02:17 > 1:02:20- I ain't sleeping. - Just give it a few months, all right,

1:02:20 > 1:02:24- and I promise you, it's going to get easier. - Like it has for you, you mean?

1:02:25 > 1:02:29- I loved Heather.- You killed her! - You was there, you could have stopped me.- I tried to!

1:02:29 > 1:02:32You obviously didn't try hard enough.

1:02:35 > 1:02:37We just - just got to look out for each other.

1:02:37 > 1:02:39Look out for each other?

1:02:39 > 1:02:42- I can't even stand to look at you. - You don't mean that.

1:02:42 > 1:02:43I warned you, didn't I?

1:02:43 > 1:02:46I said any more stunts and that's us, we're finished.

1:02:46 > 1:02:48That's it now, innit? No more surprises.

1:02:48 > 1:02:50Well, you kept my hoodie. What else have you got stashed away?

1:02:50 > 1:02:53I mean it, that is it, all right? This ends today.

1:02:53 > 1:02:54Yeah, you said it, son.

1:03:00 > 1:03:02Jay, what are you doing?

1:03:02 > 1:03:05Something I should have done months ago.

1:03:05 > 1:03:07No, we're Mitchells. We don't grass.

1:03:08 > 1:03:11I'm Jay Brown. I ain't one of you lot.

1:03:18 > 1:03:19- Jay! Jay!- Ben!

1:03:19 > 1:03:22- Not now, Shirl.- No, you keep an eye on Amy for me, will you?

1:03:22 > 1:03:23- I've got to run.- I can't!

1:03:23 > 1:03:26I'll be five minutes, I've got to sign for a delivery at the club.

1:03:30 > 1:03:31I'll need to take an early lunch.

1:03:31 > 1:03:33Meeting someone special?

1:03:33 > 1:03:35The bane of my life, that's who.

1:03:35 > 1:03:38Someone who has caused me nothing but misery and despair.

1:03:38 > 1:03:40You might want to narrow that down.

1:03:40 > 1:03:41You ready for our lunch date?

1:03:41 > 1:03:43Is anybody here serving?

1:03:43 > 1:03:46Oh, sorry. How's the little one?

1:03:46 > 1:03:48Oh, yeah, she's much better, thank you.

1:03:48 > 1:03:49That's a relief.

1:03:49 > 1:03:51Give her a cuddle from us when you see her.

1:03:52 > 1:03:55That's £1.80, please.

1:03:55 > 1:03:57And I'm on the mend too. Thanks for asking.

1:03:57 > 1:04:00I started to wonder whether word had got back to the Square,

1:04:00 > 1:04:03- seeing as nobody bothered to come and see me.- Why would we?

1:04:03 > 1:04:07If it was one of your precious book club members, I'm sure you would...

1:04:07 > 1:04:09- That's different. - How is it different?

1:04:09 > 1:04:11Well, you're not in book club.

1:04:11 > 1:04:14Well, thank you, it's reassuring to know that I'm bringing my daughter back

1:04:14 > 1:04:17to such a caring community.

1:04:24 > 1:04:25THEY CHAT

1:04:25 > 1:04:28LAUGHTER

1:04:29 > 1:04:31Oh, dear!

1:04:32 > 1:04:34Oh, has the kettle just boiled?

1:04:34 > 1:04:37We was only taking five minutes.

1:04:37 > 1:04:39Employment law clearly states

1:04:39 > 1:04:41that we are entitled to 20 minutes' rest break.

1:04:41 > 1:04:45You can take as long as you like.

1:04:45 > 1:04:49In fact, I've got a little something for you both here.

1:04:51 > 1:04:53What is it, then? Our P45s?

1:04:53 > 1:04:55No, it's just an extra twenty on top of your wages.

1:04:55 > 1:04:58To say thank you for all your hard work.

1:04:58 > 1:05:00Can I ask you both a question?

1:05:00 > 1:05:04Generally, do you think I'm a good boss?

1:05:04 > 1:05:06Is that a trick question?

1:05:06 > 1:05:09I know that I'm not the easiest person to get along with...

1:05:09 > 1:05:10You said it.

1:05:10 > 1:05:13..But I don't set out to make things difficult, do I?

1:05:13 > 1:05:15Can we go now?

1:05:32 > 1:05:35CAR HORN BEEPS

1:05:35 > 1:05:37ENGINE REVS LOUDLY

1:05:40 > 1:05:43Come on, then. Put your foot down. Let's end this here and now.

1:05:43 > 1:05:44ENGINE REVS

1:05:45 > 1:05:46Are you scared?

1:05:46 > 1:05:49Come on, then, show us what you've got, big man.

1:05:49 > 1:05:50TYRES SCREECH

1:05:50 > 1:05:52Come on, then!

1:05:56 > 1:05:58Phil was right about you. You're a joke.

1:05:58 > 1:05:59Why are you doing this?

1:05:59 > 1:06:02Four months ago, right, I had everything, I did. I was happy.

1:06:02 > 1:06:04I had a bloke who did more for me than my old man ever did.

1:06:04 > 1:06:06I had a girlfriend. Ben, I had a future.

1:06:06 > 1:06:07And you - you took that away from me!

1:06:07 > 1:06:11- Yeah, and I'm sorry about that. - Yesterday, when were driving that car,

1:06:11 > 1:06:14I felt like I had my brother back, know what I mean? Then I find this

1:06:14 > 1:06:17and I'm back to that night, back to looking at somebody I don't know.

1:06:17 > 1:06:19- I just want things to go back to how they were.- Well, they can't.

1:06:19 > 1:06:24Please, Jay. I can't do it without you. You're all I've got.

1:06:24 > 1:06:26And I can't feel like this any more. It's driving me mad.

1:06:26 > 1:06:28I'll turn myself in, then.

1:06:28 > 1:06:32As long as I know I've got you on my side, then I can do it.

1:06:32 > 1:06:36I know I can do it, Jay. Please.

1:06:36 > 1:06:39Please just give me this last chance to put things right.

1:06:42 > 1:06:44Take the frame.

1:06:48 > 1:06:50Never trust a Mitchell.

1:06:53 > 1:06:57Now, how about "embellish your lampshade"?

1:06:57 > 1:06:59- What can I get you? - Two St Clements, please.

1:06:59 > 1:07:02- Three. - Ooh, you're pushing the boat out.

1:07:02 > 1:07:04- Make mine a pint. - Carpentry for beginners?

1:07:04 > 1:07:06Don't usually see you in here this early.

1:07:06 > 1:07:09Oh, well, today's an exception to the rule, believe me.

1:07:09 > 1:07:12Get to grips with your garden - now, that sounds like it could be fun.

1:07:12 > 1:07:15I'll bring them over. We don't have a garden, Jean.

1:07:15 > 1:07:17Bookbinding.

1:07:17 > 1:07:19Car maintenance...

1:07:19 > 1:07:22Advanced wiring?

1:07:22 > 1:07:23How's Aliyah doing?

1:07:23 > 1:07:26Yeah, still ruling the roost.

1:07:27 > 1:07:29It's a shame she couldn't make it.

1:07:29 > 1:07:32Well, it's difficult for her, you know, ever since...

1:07:32 > 1:07:33That night.

1:07:33 > 1:07:381990. What was it you called her again?

1:07:38 > 1:07:42- I don't remember. - It certainly wasn't the kind of language I'd expect from a lady.

1:07:42 > 1:07:46- You know what? She provoked me. - Ah, I remember what it was now...

1:07:46 > 1:07:50Here you go. Just to let you know, the kitchen's now open. All right?

1:07:50 > 1:07:52I'm glad you two are together.

1:07:55 > 1:07:56Still no children?

1:07:56 > 1:07:57Zee.

1:07:57 > 1:07:59What? I'm just asking.

1:07:59 > 1:08:02Unfortunately, we're still not blessed in that department.

1:08:02 > 1:08:06Such a tragedy. I can't imagine life without my four.

1:08:08 > 1:08:09I've missed out on so much.

1:08:09 > 1:08:14Yeah, Shabnam's mood swings. Syed's tantrums.

1:08:14 > 1:08:18The three years Tamwar was locked up in his room... Believe me.

1:08:18 > 1:08:20- You're better off out of it. - Yeah, but you know,

1:08:20 > 1:08:22in the middle of it all, there's you two.

1:08:22 > 1:08:23Strong as ever.

1:08:23 > 1:08:25A toast.

1:08:25 > 1:08:29- To...family.- Family.

1:08:29 > 1:08:31Yeah.

1:08:45 > 1:08:50Dad? Shirley?

1:09:06 > 1:09:07Move out of my way, mate.

1:09:07 > 1:09:10Oi, Jay! Jay, you'll never guess what.

1:09:10 > 1:09:12Janine's only gone and given me a bonus.

1:09:12 > 1:09:14So what do you say we go down Stratford

1:09:14 > 1:09:16before she changes her mind?

1:09:16 > 1:09:18Jay? Jay, I'm talking to you.

1:09:18 > 1:09:19Get off me, Lola.

1:09:19 > 1:09:22What's your problem, eh? Jay? I'm talking to you.

1:09:22 > 1:09:24Get off me!

1:09:26 > 1:09:27Jay!

1:09:27 > 1:09:31Jay, stop!

1:09:44 > 1:09:45< Hello?

1:09:56 > 1:09:58You scared me.

1:10:01 > 1:10:05Amy, give me the picture back. Yeah, come on.

1:10:05 > 1:10:07This isn't a game.

1:10:07 > 1:10:10What are you two whispering about?

1:10:10 > 1:10:14- Just a game, that's all. - Have you and Jay thought about how you're going to spend the money?

1:10:14 > 1:10:17Well, we've had a bit of a bust-up.

1:10:17 > 1:10:21- What, serious?- You never really know with him, do you?- How do you mean?

1:10:23 > 1:10:28- Forget I said anything.- No, what are you trying to say, Ben?

1:10:28 > 1:10:31He's just lost his temper a few times, that's all.

1:10:31 > 1:10:35- That don't sound like Jay. - Yeah, well, you've never seen him get angry.

1:10:35 > 1:10:36What, has he hit you or something?

1:10:40 > 1:10:43I probably deserved it. Just sometimes...

1:10:43 > 1:10:44Sometimes?

1:10:46 > 1:10:49He scares me, Shirl, all right?

1:10:49 > 1:10:52When I look at him, it's like I don't know him any more.

1:10:54 > 1:10:56I'll have a word with him.

1:10:56 > 1:10:58No! You can't... I mean, he won't listen to anybody.

1:10:58 > 1:11:01Come on, Ben. You're a good friend to him.

1:11:01 > 1:11:04Yeah, I know, we're brothers though, aren't we?

1:11:04 > 1:11:06So we've just got to stick together.

1:11:06 > 1:11:10(I need the photo back. Please.)

1:11:10 > 1:11:13(Good girl.)

1:11:21 > 1:11:22What's gotten into you, eh?

1:11:22 > 1:11:26I've got a good mind to call the Old Bill on you, cos that's assault.

1:11:26 > 1:11:28You want to watch who you're pushing around,

1:11:28 > 1:11:30cos if my pops was here, well... Jay!

1:11:34 > 1:11:39- What about sugarcraft?- Sugar what?

1:11:39 > 1:11:42Winter flowers and foliage. Royal icing...

1:11:43 > 1:11:47You even get to make little sugar people.

1:11:47 > 1:11:50Actually, that's quite creepy, isn't it? Well, the only other thing is...

1:11:50 > 1:11:53Tantalising Thai Tasters.

1:11:53 > 1:11:56Jean, will you stop banging on about it?

1:11:56 > 1:11:59Sorry. I've just got a headache.

1:11:59 > 1:12:02You don't want to do this course with me, do you?

1:12:02 > 1:12:04I didn't say that.

1:12:04 > 1:12:06- No, you didn't have to.- Jean...

1:12:06 > 1:12:09- I'll just get on with my recycling. - What was all that about?

1:12:09 > 1:12:11- Alfie, could we settle the bill, please?- Yes, mate.

1:12:15 > 1:12:17You took my advice, then.

1:12:17 > 1:12:20I understand you got into a bit of a run-in with Derek Branning.

1:12:20 > 1:12:22Two minutes! Two minutes you've been here,

1:12:22 > 1:12:24and you've fallen out with that slug.

1:12:24 > 1:12:29- I rest my case.- Right, here it is. £22.60. That includes food.

1:12:29 > 1:12:32I've only gone and left my cash in my other jacket.

1:12:32 > 1:12:34Well, I don't have any.

1:12:34 > 1:12:37I'm sorry, gentlemen, you leave me no other option

1:12:37 > 1:12:38but to call the village constable.

1:12:38 > 1:12:39Zee, one hour, you said.

1:12:39 > 1:12:42You know we've got stock check this afternoon.

1:12:42 > 1:12:43Good. Pay the man, Denise.

1:12:43 > 1:12:45Yeah, £22.60, please, sweetheart.

1:12:45 > 1:12:49One of life's charmers, isn't she? There you go.

1:12:49 > 1:12:50Cheers, darling.

1:12:51 > 1:12:55- Oh.- Hey.- It's you again. - Mmm-hmm.

1:12:55 > 1:12:58How come I didn't see that before?

1:12:58 > 1:13:00- Have you two already met?- Met?

1:13:00 > 1:13:02I nearly had him arrested yesterday.

1:13:02 > 1:13:04Until she fell for my considerable charms.

1:13:04 > 1:13:05Didn't waste any time, did you?

1:13:05 > 1:13:09- I'm sorry?- First sniff of a married man, and you're all over him.

1:13:09 > 1:13:13I think you will find that it was him that tried it on with me.

1:13:13 > 1:13:16Denise, may I introduce my brother, AJ.

1:13:17 > 1:13:18Denise.

1:13:18 > 1:13:22- What was that thing you mentioned about stocktaking? - Yes, go ahead.

1:13:22 > 1:13:24I think I'll stay here, keep AJ company.

1:13:24 > 1:13:26- No, he has a train to catch. - I ain't in any rush.

1:13:26 > 1:13:27What? Masood...

1:13:27 > 1:13:29AJ's a big boy. He can find his way home.

1:13:37 > 1:13:39You're only staying to wind her up, aren't you up?

1:13:39 > 1:13:42You're damn right, I am. So where was home for you?

1:13:44 > 1:13:46This place is as good as any. Drink?

1:13:46 > 1:13:49Yeah.

1:13:54 > 1:13:56- Michael, why have you left her? - Sit down.

1:13:56 > 1:14:00- No, why have you left her?- Hannah and Rob are doing the lunchtime shift.

1:14:00 > 1:14:03- Just be cool. What's that? - Oh, it's a cheque for Jean Slater.

1:14:03 > 1:14:07£50,000, are you mad? That's double what we owe her.

1:14:07 > 1:14:10Yes. I don't care, all right? I just want rid of her.

1:14:10 > 1:14:12Why?

1:14:12 > 1:14:15- Do you know what she said to me on our wedding day?- Mazel Tov?

1:14:15 > 1:14:18She said that my baby would never be loved.

1:14:18 > 1:14:21- Oh, she's mad and old and gibbers a lot.- Yeah, well, I don't care

1:14:21 > 1:14:22what you think. I just - I want shot of her.

1:14:22 > 1:14:24You think you can buy everybody out?

1:14:24 > 1:14:26It's going to cost more than 50 grand, darling.

1:14:26 > 1:14:30It's a start, and I really don't want to bring Scarlett home

1:14:30 > 1:14:32to a place where everybody hates us.

1:14:34 > 1:14:36What are you doing?

1:14:36 > 1:14:41We pay her what we owe her. Nothing more, nothing less.

1:14:43 > 1:14:44What are you going to say to her?

1:14:45 > 1:14:48It's my debt. I'll sort it.

1:14:51 > 1:14:52Here it is.

1:14:52 > 1:14:54This is the song I want playing at my funeral.

1:14:54 > 1:14:59MUSIC: "Mama Do The Hump" by Rizzle Kicks

1:15:02 > 1:15:07OK, so come on, what's old misery chops like as a sister-in-law, then?

1:15:07 > 1:15:10That woman! You know, she makes Stalin look like Teddy Ruxpin.

1:15:10 > 1:15:13And how comes your wife's not here?

1:15:13 > 1:15:15You'll have to ask her that.

1:15:15 > 1:15:19Oh, sorry. Problems at home.

1:15:19 > 1:15:22She doesn't understand you and...

1:15:22 > 1:15:23Oh, I'm sorry.

1:15:23 > 1:15:26I don't know why I feel like I've heard it all before.

1:15:26 > 1:15:27She left me two weeks ago.

1:15:27 > 1:15:29Oh, did you tell Mas?

1:15:29 > 1:15:31And have Zainab crowing from the roof?

1:15:31 > 1:15:36- I think I'll give that one a miss. - What right has she got to lecture you about marriage?

1:15:36 > 1:15:39Mas and Zainab are rock solid. They always have been.

1:15:39 > 1:15:42Sorry, is that what she told you?

1:15:42 > 1:15:46Mate, they're not even married!

1:15:46 > 1:15:49She's got hitched to the local doctor. And as for Mas...

1:15:49 > 1:15:52He bunked up with my mate from the caff across the street.

1:15:52 > 1:15:54You're winding me up. Mas!?

1:15:54 > 1:15:57Yes! Yes, I swear to you.

1:15:57 > 1:16:00They've had more bust-ups than Burton and Taylor.

1:16:01 > 1:16:05Jean, look, I've got felt-tip pens here and some of Tommy's stickers.

1:16:05 > 1:16:07There's no need to humour me, Kat.

1:16:08 > 1:16:11Maybe Alfie's right. I should stick to what I'm good at.

1:16:11 > 1:16:13Pouring pints and cracking dirty jokes.

1:16:13 > 1:16:15How about a girls' night, yeah?

1:16:15 > 1:16:18Face packs. I might even have a go at Nan's moustache.

1:16:20 > 1:16:21You're vibrating.

1:16:22 > 1:16:23It's not important.

1:16:27 > 1:16:30- Jean!- Do you want me to serve him?

1:16:43 > 1:16:44How's Scarlett?

1:16:44 > 1:16:49Through the worst, hopefully. I've got something for you.

1:16:54 > 1:16:58- My money?- Janine threw in an extra grand there, you know.

1:16:58 > 1:17:01Just to show there's no hard feelings.

1:17:02 > 1:17:05- Thank you.- Michael?

1:17:07 > 1:17:10Do something for me? Just throw her a smile or something.

1:17:10 > 1:17:14- Oh, I don't know about that. - Go on, just show you're the better person.

1:17:16 > 1:17:17Hi.

1:17:19 > 1:17:22- Shall we go?- Yeah.

1:17:39 > 1:17:42Why are you making it so difficult, Jay?

1:17:43 > 1:17:45I mean, I'm trying to look after you,

1:17:45 > 1:17:47but you ain't making this easy for me.

1:17:47 > 1:17:50Cos I don't need you to look after me, that's why.

1:17:50 > 1:17:51Right.

1:17:51 > 1:17:53So what happens when the police find out

1:17:53 > 1:17:56you've been stashing that picture frame underneath your bed, eh?

1:17:56 > 1:18:01I mean, cos it won't be long till they start piecing it all together.

1:18:01 > 1:18:04And why would I want to kill Heather?

1:18:04 > 1:18:06You've only got to look at your old man

1:18:06 > 1:18:08to see that you're a wrong 'un, Jay.

1:18:08 > 1:18:11Everybody knows Jase was a thug.

1:18:11 > 1:18:14Why would his son be any different?

1:18:15 > 1:18:17You wouldn't do that.

1:18:17 > 1:18:21I'll do whatever it takes. You should know that better than anyone.

1:18:25 > 1:18:29I'll look after you, Jay. But you gotta start trusting me.

1:18:29 > 1:18:30What about the photo frame?

1:18:30 > 1:18:32It's back at the house.

1:18:32 > 1:18:36Look, we'll dump it tonight, all right?

1:18:36 > 1:18:39No more stunts. We'll finish this here and now.

1:18:40 > 1:18:42Are you with me?

1:19:14 > 1:19:18Dad? Shirl?

1:19:20 > 1:19:21Come on.

1:19:26 > 1:19:29It's gone. It was there. I left it there.

1:19:29 > 1:19:31I swear to you.

1:19:31 > 1:19:32You're doing it again, ain't you?

1:19:32 > 1:19:34I'm being serious.

1:19:34 > 1:19:37I put it in the bag and left it in that corner.

1:19:37 > 1:19:40Right, so where is it now, then?

1:19:41 > 1:19:45I don't know. Someone must have taken it.

1:19:49 > 1:19:52Can I have a doughnut and a strawberry milkshake, please?

1:19:53 > 1:19:57MOBILE RINGS

1:19:59 > 1:20:02I hope that's not Zainab's call you're cancelling.

1:20:03 > 1:20:08It's my little afternoon treat. What about your train?

1:20:08 > 1:20:10I missed it.

1:20:10 > 1:20:14- What time's the next one? - There isn't one.- Oh.

1:20:16 > 1:20:18Well, I'll call them up.

1:20:18 > 1:20:19Where are you going?

1:20:20 > 1:20:23Nowhere fast.

1:20:24 > 1:20:27She's gone, Mas.

1:20:27 > 1:20:30She left me.

1:20:34 > 1:20:40Why didn't you say anything? You've been here three days.

1:20:40 > 1:20:42Didn't seem like the right time.

1:20:42 > 1:20:44We're brothers.

1:20:44 > 1:20:46If we can't be honest with each other, what's the point?

1:20:51 > 1:20:53OK, come on, let's go.

1:20:53 > 1:20:55What about Zainab?

1:20:55 > 1:20:57You leave her to me.

1:21:00 > 1:21:03Can you cancel the doughnut and the strawberry milkshake?

1:21:25 > 1:21:28How many more times you going to go through that dustbin?

1:21:28 > 1:21:33- The frame ain't in there! - At least I'm trying to do something. - Freaking out won't help.

1:21:33 > 1:21:36- We've got to work out what we're going to do.- What we need to do is tell Phil.- No!

1:21:36 > 1:21:39- Is he giving you a hard time again? - No, we're all right, aren't we, Jay?

1:21:39 > 1:21:43- Where's Dad?- Gone to get a takeaway. He won't be long.

1:21:43 > 1:21:46Look, Shirl... Where's all the rubbish?

1:21:46 > 1:21:49In the rubbish bin where it usually is.

1:21:49 > 1:21:51He didn't mean normal rubbish. He's after something else.

1:21:51 > 1:21:53Why? What's wrong?

1:21:53 > 1:21:57- Go on, Ben. Tell Shirley what we're looking for. - I'm not asking you, Jay.

1:21:57 > 1:21:59I've lost my spare hearing aid, that's all.

1:21:59 > 1:22:01And why would it be in the rubbish?

1:22:01 > 1:22:05I thought you might have chucked it out by mistake, when we were clearing out the other day.

1:22:05 > 1:22:08Dad would do his nut if he finds out I've lost it.

1:22:08 > 1:22:12It might have found its way to the loft. Phil said he was going to put stuff up there.

1:22:12 > 1:22:16- I'll go and have a look.- No, you're all right. We'll have a look.

1:22:16 > 1:22:17Oooh!

1:22:17 > 1:22:19Thank you very much for the Pinot Noir, darling.

1:22:19 > 1:22:21That's all right. You're welcome.

1:22:21 > 1:22:24You see, I thought we could start off with that

1:22:24 > 1:22:27and then we could move on to christening the flat,

1:22:27 > 1:22:31- if you get my drift.- I do, babe. But I'm kind of busy tonight, darling.

1:22:31 > 1:22:35Look, some of the lads from the team are coming round to talk tactics.

1:22:35 > 1:22:38That's all right. I can do a bit of football talk.

1:22:38 > 1:22:39You'd be bored out of your mind, babe.

1:22:39 > 1:22:41All right then.

1:22:41 > 1:22:43Listen, listen.

1:22:43 > 1:22:46Sasha's going to be with her mum this weekend, yeah?

1:22:46 > 1:22:48So I'm thinking that maybe...

1:22:48 > 1:22:51we can have ourselves a little...

1:22:51 > 1:22:53flat christening tomorrow instead.

1:22:53 > 1:22:55- Tomorrow- Yeah.

1:22:56 > 1:22:58OK. I suppose you're worth the wait.

1:22:58 > 1:23:01- You know it.- Hmmmm.

1:23:01 > 1:23:05- OK. Make sure you keep that on ice for me, yeah?- Absolutely, babe.

1:23:05 > 1:23:07- See you later.- See you, babe.

1:23:07 > 1:23:09SHE PURRS

1:23:11 > 1:23:13Any joy?

1:23:14 > 1:23:17Well, I can handle Phil if he kicks off.

1:23:17 > 1:23:20Look, I don't want to cause no trouble. We'll find it.

1:23:20 > 1:23:24Here, Jay? Can you throw us another one down, please, mate?

1:23:28 > 1:23:29Fish and chips do you?

1:23:29 > 1:23:31What's all that banging upstairs?

1:23:31 > 1:23:34Oh, I must have put something in one of them bags

1:23:34 > 1:23:37that we were clearing out. The boys are having a look for me.

1:23:37 > 1:23:40They won't find it up there. Jean came round on some recycling drive.

1:23:40 > 1:23:42I gave everything to her.

1:23:42 > 1:23:44I won't be long.

1:23:46 > 1:23:48Grrr. I can't get the middle right.

1:23:48 > 1:23:50Shush! You'll wake Kamil.

1:23:50 > 1:23:54- Or someone's scared he'll be caught fraternising with the enemy.- No.

1:23:54 > 1:23:55Tamwar!

1:23:59 > 1:24:02- Your father's going to evening prayer.- OK. Well, I'll get ready.

1:24:03 > 1:24:05OK, baba. You play.

1:24:05 > 1:24:07Maybe you'd like to join them?

1:24:10 > 1:24:13I...can't.

1:24:13 > 1:24:17- Um, I've got a bit of a headache.- Oh.

1:24:17 > 1:24:18Sure it's not a hangover?

1:24:18 > 1:24:21From all those drinks at lunchtime with Denise?

1:24:21 > 1:24:22Yeah.

1:24:22 > 1:24:26If you will insist on staying longer, then you could at least follow our rules.

1:24:26 > 1:24:30You know, regular prayers, no alcohol.

1:24:30 > 1:24:33Zee, come on. You know AJ's not religious.

1:24:33 > 1:24:35It's no surprise Aliyah's had it with you.

1:24:35 > 1:24:37I mean, she may not have the highest of standards,

1:24:37 > 1:24:40- but if this is how you behave in your own home...- You told Zainab?

1:24:40 > 1:24:43Of course he told me. We share everything.

1:24:43 > 1:24:45Perhaps if you and Aliyah had done the same,

1:24:45 > 1:24:47- you wouldn't be in this mess. - Zee...- No.

1:24:47 > 1:24:51Let Zainab speak. I'd value her advice.

1:24:51 > 1:24:54You've always had such a strong marriage.

1:24:54 > 1:24:56Remind me, how many years has it been now?

1:24:58 > 1:25:00- 29.- 29...

1:25:00 > 1:25:02years without a blip.

1:25:02 > 1:25:05That's really quite something.

1:25:05 > 1:25:08- And neither of you have ever been tempted to stray...- Of course not!

1:25:08 > 1:25:11- How dare you suggest such a thing! - I'm sorry, forgive me. Maybe...

1:25:11 > 1:25:13I'm jealous.

1:25:13 > 1:25:17You've always had such a perfect, flawless relationship. No squabbles,

1:25:17 > 1:25:21no affairs, no disharmony of any kind.

1:25:21 > 1:25:23HE LAUGHS

1:25:23 > 1:25:25- It's really unusual in this day and age.- Actually, it's not.

1:25:25 > 1:25:27Not if you have good communication

1:25:27 > 1:25:32- and mutual respect.- And you keep a devout Muslim household

1:25:32 > 1:25:34where you practice Islam to the letter.

1:25:35 > 1:25:36Well, we try.

1:25:36 > 1:25:39That's why it surprises me, you two sharing the same room

1:25:39 > 1:25:44and, I imagine, the same bed, when you're no longer married.

1:25:50 > 1:25:53Should have got beers in. I don't think Ray's that big a drinker.

1:25:53 > 1:25:56Not usually, but he's only just moved into the flat.

1:25:56 > 1:25:58Got to mark the occasion in a bit of style.

1:25:58 > 1:26:01Throw him a party, that's what we've got to do.

1:26:04 > 1:26:07Ray having a housewarming or something?

1:26:07 > 1:26:10- Who told you that?- Oh, no-one. It's just I assumed, the way...

1:26:10 > 1:26:13- that they were going on.- No, no. They're going to talk about footie

1:26:13 > 1:26:16- and stuff. - Oh, that's all right then.

1:26:16 > 1:26:19Well, I suppose if you wanted to know exactly what Ray's got planned

1:26:19 > 1:26:21you could always just ask him.

1:26:21 > 1:26:24You know, Dee, I checked my bothered pocket and it's empty.

1:26:24 > 1:26:25- OK, whatever you say.- Yeah.- Only...

1:26:25 > 1:26:29- What?- I thought you'd have learnt by now that honesty...

1:26:29 > 1:26:30always the best policy.

1:26:32 > 1:26:33Says you!

1:26:33 > 1:26:36"Oh, Kim, I love the colour of the B&B!

1:26:36 > 1:26:39"I would never repaint it the colour of boring while you're away."

1:26:39 > 1:26:41- I never said I loved it. - But you said it was all right.

1:26:41 > 1:26:44- But you agreed to change it.- Not to that!- It looked hideous.

1:26:44 > 1:26:46- Oh, please.- That's Denise for you.

1:26:46 > 1:26:49Only happy to tell the truth when it suits her

1:26:49 > 1:26:52or concerns somebody else. Isn't that right, Denise?

1:26:58 > 1:27:01You want to go through the recycling?

1:27:01 > 1:27:04I'm in the middle of sorting it. I've got a system.

1:27:04 > 1:27:06Yeah, well, it's just our stuff.

1:27:07 > 1:27:10There's something I need back.

1:27:10 > 1:27:13Oh, come on, Jean. We're meant to be mates.

1:27:13 > 1:27:15I suppose.

1:27:15 > 1:27:16Can you be quick?

1:27:21 > 1:27:24Cheers, darling. You all right to hold the fort? I've got to pop to Rays.

1:27:24 > 1:27:28- Apparently, half the team have cried off.- Yeah, yeah. It's fine.

1:27:28 > 1:27:31Seriously. I'm not up for getting wasted, mate. I want to go to the gym tomorrow.

1:27:31 > 1:27:34Unbelievable. One hat-trick he thinks he's Pele.

1:27:34 > 1:27:37Listen, you want to relax. Even he had the odd session here or there.

1:27:37 > 1:27:40- Yeah, so did Gazza and look at him now.- You ain't Gazza, are you?

1:27:40 > 1:27:44- Don't worry about the gym, mate. - I don't think the manager would agree. Hey, Alf?

1:27:44 > 1:27:46One night'll be all right.

1:27:46 > 1:27:49So, is there going to be any hot women there?

1:27:49 > 1:27:52Nah, mate. Sorry. Lads only, yeah? Besides, mate,

1:27:52 > 1:27:55- I ain't even on the market and neither's Max or Alfie.- Thank you.

1:27:55 > 1:27:59Just cos I've got a Porsche indoors, doesn't mean I can't look at a Ferrari.

1:27:59 > 1:28:02Just cos you lot have settled down, don't mean we all have to suffer.

1:28:02 > 1:28:06- Here, what's going on?- A party. - Which party?- Ray's.

1:28:06 > 1:28:08Ray's?

1:28:08 > 1:28:10She's well clear of the place tonight.

1:28:10 > 1:28:14While the girl's away, the boys will play!

1:28:14 > 1:28:17No wonder you didn't want me cramping your style!

1:28:22 > 1:28:25You don't have to leave.

1:28:25 > 1:28:27Zainab will be OK.

1:28:27 > 1:28:30- Eventually.- Yeah? You reckon?

1:28:30 > 1:28:33She'll be exhausted after a good row with Denise.

1:28:33 > 1:28:36She won't have any energy left for you.

1:28:36 > 1:28:39What did she say to you exactly?

1:28:39 > 1:28:41Er, a few things.

1:28:41 > 1:28:45Including that Zainab wasn't the only one who strayed.

1:28:45 > 1:28:47What?

1:28:47 > 1:28:50What was this Jane like, then? Is she still around?

1:28:51 > 1:28:52She's moved on.

1:28:52 > 1:28:54We all have.

1:28:54 > 1:28:58And Zainab got back with Yusef. I still can't believe it.

1:28:58 > 1:29:00How did you deal with that?

1:29:00 > 1:29:03- Didn't she tell you?- She said I should ask you about that.

1:29:03 > 1:29:05It's...

1:29:05 > 1:29:07- It's a long story.- Well...

1:29:07 > 1:29:09Three years is a long time to catch up on, Mas.

1:29:09 > 1:29:12I'm sure plenty more's happened besides all this.

1:29:13 > 1:29:14- Not really.- So...

1:29:14 > 1:29:17Syed marrying a girl, fathering a child

1:29:17 > 1:29:19and then becoming a friend to Dorothy's not a big deal, then?

1:29:21 > 1:29:23It wouldn't take a genius to work it out.

1:29:23 > 1:29:27What surprises me is that you didn't tell me.

1:29:27 > 1:29:30- What?- Syed, your marriage breakdown...

1:29:30 > 1:29:33Is that why you've been keeping me at arm's length?

1:29:33 > 1:29:35What did you want me to say, hey?

1:29:35 > 1:29:37AJ, by the way, my marriage has collapsed

1:29:37 > 1:29:40and one of my sons has moved in with the Muscle Mary from next door?

1:29:40 > 1:29:41It's more interesting than,

1:29:41 > 1:29:44"Weather's been really nice recently."

1:29:44 > 1:29:46I don't know why I didn't tell you, right.

1:29:46 > 1:29:50And you were very forthcoming about your problems when you got here.

1:29:52 > 1:29:55Not so different after all, are we? No matter what Zainab thinks.

1:29:55 > 1:29:56Exactly!

1:29:57 > 1:30:00Although I've sorted my marriage out.

1:30:01 > 1:30:05You could show a little remorse.

1:30:05 > 1:30:08Would you rather that it came from someone like me

1:30:08 > 1:30:12who has a sympathetic understanding of the situation,

1:30:12 > 1:30:16or would you rather it had just come from any old gossip around here?

1:30:16 > 1:30:19Oh, so you separate yourself from the other gossips, do you?

1:30:19 > 1:30:23Look, AJ would have found out sooner or later.

1:30:23 > 1:30:27I mean, surely you was going to invite him to the NEXT wedding?

1:30:27 > 1:30:29That is, assuming you would actually ever get round to it.

1:30:29 > 1:30:31When are you, by the way?

1:30:31 > 1:30:34Mas and I will set a date when we feel we are ready.

1:30:34 > 1:30:37I just think that you would feel a lot less stressed if you just,

1:30:37 > 1:30:39you know, got on with it.

1:30:39 > 1:30:42And I am available to be your matron of honour.

1:30:42 > 1:30:46- Or whatever the Muslim version of that is called.- You know what?

1:30:46 > 1:30:47I shall be asking...

1:30:47 > 1:30:49someone I trust.

1:30:53 > 1:30:56Babe, listen. Me and the rest of them...

1:30:56 > 1:31:00Look, we've got a different opinion of constitutes a boys' night.

1:31:00 > 1:31:02- Ray been a bad boy, has he? - How should I know?

1:31:02 > 1:31:04I wasn't spinning you a line.

1:31:04 > 1:31:07Look, I've only got eyes for one WAG, yeah?

1:31:07 > 1:31:09And that's you.

1:31:11 > 1:31:12THEY CHEER

1:31:12 > 1:31:16Cos someone knows how to keep her bloke on the straight and narrow.

1:31:16 > 1:31:19Kat, you know you're more than welcome to adopt the same approach.

1:31:21 > 1:31:24Mwah! Come on, Raymundo. Let's go.

1:31:24 > 1:31:25Come on, boys!

1:31:25 > 1:31:29Ah, to be a young man again with all that stamina and energy.

1:31:29 > 1:31:32Young? That lot?!

1:31:32 > 1:31:36Teetering on the brink of a mid-life crisis more like.

1:31:38 > 1:31:41They wouldn't know a good night out if it smacked 'em in the face.

1:31:41 > 1:31:43And I suppose you do?

1:31:44 > 1:31:47As it happens, I do.

1:31:47 > 1:31:52I had something completely different planned.

1:31:52 > 1:31:53You care to join me?

1:31:55 > 1:31:57Yeah, man.

1:31:59 > 1:32:02- Where's AJ? - He's steering clear of you.

1:32:02 > 1:32:04Zee, ease up on him, please.

1:32:04 > 1:32:06He's been through a hard enough time at home.

1:32:08 > 1:32:09What's wrong?

1:32:10 > 1:32:13Us! Us is what's wrong.

1:32:13 > 1:32:16All these lies for AJ. It shouldn't be like this.

1:32:16 > 1:32:19But he knows we're divorced now. We can go back to how we were.

1:32:19 > 1:32:20I don't want to.

1:32:20 > 1:32:22No...I do want to.

1:32:22 > 1:32:26But I want things to be how they were...

1:32:26 > 1:32:28before that man.

1:32:29 > 1:32:31I want us to be married again.

1:32:31 > 1:32:35Yeah, well, so do I. I've only been waiting

1:32:35 > 1:32:36because you wanted to.

1:32:36 > 1:32:39Yeah, but it's not a question of wanting to or not.

1:32:39 > 1:32:42It doesn't feel right, does it? Making arrangements for the Nikah

1:32:42 > 1:32:45- with Tamwar still around, Afia just having left.- Yeah, but...

1:32:47 > 1:32:51Don't you think he'd want us to be happy? Tam's not a selfish boy.

1:32:51 > 1:32:55- If anything, he'd probably welcome the stability.- You think so?

1:32:55 > 1:32:58- I do.- I do too.

1:32:59 > 1:33:02- See how naturally that rolls off the tongue?- Yeah!

1:33:02 > 1:33:05So shall we make a date?

1:33:06 > 1:33:07OK!

1:33:07 > 1:33:09Since we're making it official...

1:33:09 > 1:33:13- Masood! What if AJ comes back? - Come on, I just want a cuddle.

1:33:13 > 1:33:15- Masood, stop it!- Come on.

1:33:15 > 1:33:16No.

1:33:17 > 1:33:22All right. Well, we should tell AJ everything about Yusef.

1:33:22 > 1:33:25It's better that he hears it from us than anyone else.

1:33:27 > 1:33:29Mas!

1:33:30 > 1:33:33Do you really think Ray's going to behave himself with all them?

1:33:33 > 1:33:36If he says it's going to be low key, it's going to be low key.

1:33:36 > 1:33:39You've seen enough drunk blokes in here to know once they've had a few,

1:33:39 > 1:33:42they egg each other on and all good intentions go out the window.

1:33:42 > 1:33:47No, no, no. Not this time. Ray is on a very strict training regime.

1:33:47 > 1:33:49He takes his health very seriously.

1:33:49 > 1:33:52You'd better hope Jack doesn't invite any of his "friends" over.

1:33:52 > 1:33:53What?

1:33:53 > 1:33:56But if you were there, it might stop him from playing up, hey?

1:33:56 > 1:33:59Yeah, but I can't just turn up on his doorstep like that, uninvited.

1:33:59 > 1:34:02Not on your own maybe. Oh, come on, Kim.

1:34:02 > 1:34:05I'm gagging for a break from this place.

1:34:05 > 1:34:06What d'you reckon, Rox?

1:34:06 > 1:34:09I just told Christian I'd be back in an hour for Amy.

1:34:09 > 1:34:11Oh, shame(!)

1:34:11 > 1:34:14I can get him to watch her a little bit longer if you want.

1:34:14 > 1:34:17Hey, Dee! What you doing tonight?

1:34:25 > 1:34:27Can I help you?

1:34:33 > 1:34:37- SHE WHISPERS - Kat. Shirley's upstairs.

1:34:37 > 1:34:40Can you hold the fort? I've got to pop out for a bit.

1:34:40 > 1:34:43We'll take a rain check on the face packs, yeah?

1:34:45 > 1:34:47When you said something different,

1:34:47 > 1:34:49it's not what I had in mind.

1:34:49 > 1:34:53Didn't realise Coker's first delivery would be quite so big.

1:34:56 > 1:34:57I like this.

1:34:59 > 1:35:01You making yourself useful?

1:35:01 > 1:35:04Cos at your age, that's an achievement.

1:35:04 > 1:35:07Go on, make me feel even older.

1:35:07 > 1:35:09Don't forget...

1:35:09 > 1:35:11with age comes wisdom.

1:35:11 > 1:35:13True, true.

1:35:13 > 1:35:18When I think of some of the decisions I made as a young man...

1:35:18 > 1:35:19Still...

1:35:19 > 1:35:21the women and them...

1:35:21 > 1:35:24- I got no regrets there. - That's the difference

1:35:24 > 1:35:26between you and me.

1:35:26 > 1:35:30Only one man ever meant toffee to me.

1:35:31 > 1:35:33Yolande...

1:35:33 > 1:35:35Oh, I loved that woman, you know?

1:35:35 > 1:35:39I've got to admit I do miss having company,

1:35:39 > 1:35:42especially when the nights get cold.

1:35:42 > 1:35:44I've never minded my own company.

1:35:45 > 1:35:48That's the other thing with the young.

1:35:48 > 1:35:49They're always...

1:35:49 > 1:35:52e-mailing, messaging,

1:35:52 > 1:35:54gassing on their phones.

1:35:54 > 1:35:57It's like there's not a second

1:35:57 > 1:36:00that's not filled with a distraction.

1:36:00 > 1:36:04- I don't envy them that.- Don't envy their dress sense either.

1:36:04 > 1:36:07What is this? A hat...

1:36:07 > 1:36:08or a tea cosy?

1:36:08 > 1:36:11It's not so bad.

1:36:13 > 1:36:15- Here.- You reckon?

1:36:17 > 1:36:19HE LAUGHS

1:36:22 > 1:36:25Didn't you hear me shouting?

1:36:25 > 1:36:28Anyway, Jean took everything.

1:36:28 > 1:36:30Dunno what all the fuss is about anyway.

1:36:30 > 1:36:32Jean took all the rubbish?

1:36:32 > 1:36:36Yeah. Shirley's over there now, going through everything.

1:36:36 > 1:36:40- Why is everyone so obsessed about a load of rubbish all of a sudden? - No, we're not.

1:36:40 > 1:36:44- Just tell him, Ben, will you? - Later. We've got to get to the Vic.

1:36:44 > 1:36:45Tell me what?

1:36:48 > 1:36:51Now, Ben. We ain't got a choice!

1:36:57 > 1:36:58You know the photo frame...

1:36:58 > 1:36:59that I used on Hev?

1:37:01 > 1:37:03I didn't get rid of it.

1:37:04 > 1:37:06It's been here the whole time. Well...

1:37:08 > 1:37:10..at least, it was here.

1:37:15 > 1:37:18All right, boys. Get those down you.

1:37:18 > 1:37:22- No, I'm all right, thanks. - I'm fine. Here you go, Jack.

1:37:22 > 1:37:24You having a laugh?

1:37:24 > 1:37:27- I'm trying to give them up. - Come on, boys.

1:37:27 > 1:37:30We're meant to be training, keeping ourselves in peak condition.

1:37:30 > 1:37:33So, Raymundo, what exactly have you got planned for tonight then, mate?

1:37:33 > 1:37:37Right. Match analysis. I was thinking we could do a few charts.

1:37:37 > 1:37:40You know, discuss formations, what worked, what hasn't worked...

1:37:42 > 1:37:44HE LAUGHS

1:37:44 > 1:37:48Your faces! Do you really think I'd bring you lot around here

1:37:48 > 1:37:50to talk some boring team talk?

1:37:50 > 1:37:53Come on, man. Step this way, gentlemen.

1:37:56 > 1:38:00- You looked me in the eye and said it was in the canal. You told me it was gone.- I know.

1:38:00 > 1:38:04I went down there with it, I swear. I was trying to build myself up to chuck it in.

1:38:04 > 1:38:07- But there was something stopping me. Dad, I was scared.- No, no, no.

1:38:07 > 1:38:10Now is the time to be scared cos the minute Shirley finds it

1:38:10 > 1:38:14she's going to hand it in to the old bill and you're going to go down for life.

1:38:14 > 1:38:16And the way I feel right now, you deserve it and all.

1:38:16 > 1:38:19- Where you going? - Where do you think, eh?

1:38:19 > 1:38:22Well, let me go, all right? Cos if you just charge in there,

1:38:22 > 1:38:26- Shirley will get suss.- You want me to trust you after this, eh?

1:38:26 > 1:38:27I'll go with him.

1:38:27 > 1:38:30And when we find it, I'll make sure he chucks it in the canal.

1:38:32 > 1:38:33You'd better.

1:38:50 > 1:38:51KNOCKS ON DOOR

1:38:53 > 1:38:55Surprise!

1:38:55 > 1:38:58We thought your little party could do with livening up a bit.

1:39:15 > 1:39:16Come on.

1:39:16 > 1:39:18Where are you?

1:39:23 > 1:39:24I found it,

1:39:24 > 1:39:26my hearing aid. It was back in my room.

1:39:26 > 1:39:29So I've been through all this lot for nothing?

1:39:29 > 1:39:31Yeah, sorry.

1:39:31 > 1:39:33The things I do for you boys.

1:39:33 > 1:39:37You should get off home anyway cos Phil's been wondering where you are.

1:39:37 > 1:39:38We'll tidy all this up.

1:39:38 > 1:39:41Yeah, too right you will.

1:39:46 > 1:39:47Why shouldn't we be in there?

1:39:47 > 1:39:50Listen, babe. I really don't think this is your scene.

1:39:50 > 1:39:53Yeah? Well, we'll see about that.

1:40:12 > 1:40:16I can't believe what that man put you through. I wouldn't have made fun if I'd known.

1:40:20 > 1:40:21- About Aliyah...- Woah.

1:40:21 > 1:40:26Just because we've broken up, doesn't mean I'm going to let you bad mouth her. Well, not much anyway.

1:40:28 > 1:40:31I really think that...

1:40:31 > 1:40:33you should try to reconcile.

1:40:34 > 1:40:36With the Aliyah that you detest?

1:40:36 > 1:40:39She's not so bad.

1:40:39 > 1:40:40All right!

1:40:40 > 1:40:44So, we'll never be bosom buddies but...

1:40:44 > 1:40:46I really think you should try to save your marriage.

1:40:46 > 1:40:48You belong together.

1:40:48 > 1:40:51That's what we thought about you and Zainab.

1:40:51 > 1:40:52Nobody's indestructible.

1:40:53 > 1:40:57- We came back to each other.- Yeah, and now we're stronger than ever.

1:41:00 > 1:41:02Do you want her back?

1:41:02 > 1:41:03She should be so lucky!

1:41:03 > 1:41:07I'm serious. Be serious for once, AJ.

1:41:09 > 1:41:12Maybe we don't have what you two have.

1:41:12 > 1:41:14Oh, you do. But it takes work.

1:41:14 > 1:41:19- Really hard work.- Well, you know how I feel about hard work...

1:41:19 > 1:41:22- plays havoc with my nails. - You can't laugh this one off, AJ.

1:41:24 > 1:41:26What if she doesn't want to know?

1:41:26 > 1:41:28We'll be here. Won't we, Zee?

1:41:37 > 1:41:39- Come on. Where is it, man? - It's got to be in here.

1:41:39 > 1:41:43What are you doing?! Where's Shirley?

1:41:43 > 1:41:44Well, she had to go.

1:41:44 > 1:41:47We'll tidy up when we're finished, Jean. I promise you.

1:41:47 > 1:41:49No! No, I'm not having this.

1:41:49 > 1:41:53- We've just got one more bag to do. - No. You cannot treat this like some sort of rubbish tip.

1:41:53 > 1:41:56This is our home. Now, will you please leave?

1:41:56 > 1:41:58- If you'd just listen, Jean... - I said, get out!

1:42:05 > 1:42:06Come on.

1:42:14 > 1:42:17TV: That's what defenders do...

1:42:17 > 1:42:19Come on, Rox. Free booze, dancing... It'll be fun.

1:42:19 > 1:42:22I've seen livelier care homes.

1:42:22 > 1:42:24Look, I can't help it if my man wants to save his energy

1:42:24 > 1:42:27for something more important, like yours truly.

1:42:27 > 1:42:29Well, I've had enough of this.

1:42:30 > 1:42:34- Oi, come on!- Kat! - Come on you lot, let your hair down.

1:42:34 > 1:42:37Well, those of you that have got it. Come on, have a laugh.

1:42:37 > 1:42:43- You can restart training next week. Ain't that right, Alfie? - Now you know why I married the girl!

1:42:43 > 1:42:45- I'm going to get some sambuca. - I'm putting some music on.

1:42:45 > 1:42:47I'm going to open this then.

1:42:49 > 1:42:53- Babe?- Hmm?- I thought I told you I didn't want to do a big party.

1:42:53 > 1:42:56- What's going on?- Oh, I know. Sorry.

1:42:57 > 1:43:00Still, if you can't beat 'em...

1:43:07 > 1:43:10- Little Tam... - I'm not so little any more.

1:43:10 > 1:43:14You will find another girl. You trust your Uncle AJ, OK?

1:43:14 > 1:43:16OK.

1:43:17 > 1:43:20- Goodbye, my lovely nephew.- Bye.

1:43:20 > 1:43:22Let's catch a drag show next time I'm in town.

1:43:22 > 1:43:24Yeah, it's not really my thing.

1:43:24 > 1:43:27- 200 quid. Didn't I say I'd pay it back?- Cheers.

1:43:27 > 1:43:30There's still that £20 you owe me and that bill you left with Denise...

1:43:30 > 1:43:34Yeah, that might have to wait. Aliyah froze all the accounts.

1:43:35 > 1:43:38- I'd better get an invite to that wedding.- Of course.

1:43:38 > 1:43:40So...

1:43:40 > 1:43:41I don't think so.

1:43:46 > 1:43:50- All right, if you need anything, you let me know.- Yeah. Thanks again.- OK.

1:43:50 > 1:43:53And if Shabnam becomes a lesbian, and I don't hear about it...

1:43:53 > 1:43:54Catch your train, please.

1:43:59 > 1:44:02- We've got go back in there sometime. - He'll kill me.

1:44:02 > 1:44:07- There was nothing we could do, not without Jean going ballistic. - Dad ain't going to see it like that.

1:44:07 > 1:44:10Suppose you think I've got it coming?

1:44:10 > 1:44:12Well, I certainly didn't want any of this.

1:44:13 > 1:44:17We're still brothers though, yeah?

1:44:17 > 1:44:19Just go and face him, will you?

1:44:29 > 1:44:31What took you so long? I've been calling you.

1:44:31 > 1:44:34Went on a detour to get this.

1:44:35 > 1:44:37What's wrong?

1:44:37 > 1:44:39Oh, nothing. Just...

1:44:39 > 1:44:41Just a bit of an accident. Don't worry about it.

1:44:41 > 1:44:44Did Ben tell you about losing his hearing aid?

1:44:44 > 1:44:46There's no harm done, he's found it now.

1:44:46 > 1:44:49Phil, you need to go a little bit more easy on him,

1:44:49 > 1:44:50try and learn to trust him.

1:44:50 > 1:44:53Don't tell me what I should do with my own son, all right?

1:44:53 > 1:44:55I'm only saying.

1:44:55 > 1:44:59- You think you know him, but believe me, you don't.- I can't talk to you when you're like this.

1:44:59 > 1:45:01Careful, it's in one of its moods.

1:45:08 > 1:45:10I can't do it, Syed!

1:45:10 > 1:45:14- Move your arm! - The green one, ma!- What?!

1:45:14 > 1:45:17- Follow the colours. - I'm trying to follow the colours!

1:45:17 > 1:45:20- No, don't touch it. You made it go wrong!- No, you did it.

1:45:22 > 1:45:24Didn't there used to be something there?

1:45:24 > 1:45:26Yeah, A pair of gold lions?

1:45:26 > 1:45:28Oh, yeah. That's right. Hideous. I can't bear...

1:45:28 > 1:45:30Stop it! I can't bear the things,

1:45:30 > 1:45:34- but we found out they were worth... How much?- £200.

1:45:41 > 1:45:43I knew it. I knew you'd screw it up!

1:45:43 > 1:45:45It weren't Ben's fault. If we'd carried on arguing with Jean,

1:45:45 > 1:45:50- she'd have got Kat and Alfie involved and it would have been made into a massive deal.- Yeah...

1:45:50 > 1:45:52Well, let's see her say no to me.

1:45:53 > 1:45:57Ready? One, two. Let's have it.

1:46:07 > 1:46:11- I've never seen you dance before. - Then you've been missing out.

1:46:11 > 1:46:16- How's Alfie put up with that? - It's all front, innit?

1:46:16 > 1:46:18Um, is this a private party

1:46:18 > 1:46:21- or can anybody else join? - We're only messing about.

1:46:21 > 1:46:24Come on, babe. You've got to learn to have trust, you know what I mean?

1:46:24 > 1:46:25Chill out, babe.

1:46:27 > 1:46:30He has got a point you know.

1:46:30 > 1:46:32Coming across as a bit, um...

1:46:32 > 1:46:35- needy.- Needy?

1:46:35 > 1:46:39Yeah. Come on, let's crack that bottle open shall we? Come on.

1:46:45 > 1:46:46What?

1:46:51 > 1:46:53She's getting rid of the evidence, isn't she?

1:46:53 > 1:46:57- That frame will be gone for good. - Yeah, what about the tea towel?

1:46:57 > 1:47:00We burn it. Then it really is over, isn't it?

1:47:10 > 1:47:12What do you reckon?

1:47:12 > 1:47:13Who brought that in?

1:47:13 > 1:47:15Jean, I think.

1:47:15 > 1:47:16No!

1:47:16 > 1:47:18No!

1:47:18 > 1:47:20THEY LAUGH

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