16/10/2011

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Tanya!

0:00:41 > 0:00:42Tan!

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Get out!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Calm down, love. Only doing my job!

0:01:04 > 0:01:08I'll use this, I swear to you, I'll use this!

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Oh, good, I'm glad you and Brian have got acquainted.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15How did you get in here?

0:01:21 > 0:01:25- You don't feel too hot. - Yeah, but I feel terrible.- There.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Go on, sit down for a bit.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38I want a full inventory on fixtures, fittings

0:01:38 > 0:01:40and general tat.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44Do me a favour, get out of my flat before I call the Old Bill!

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Hang on. Pause.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Your flat?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Not according to this.

0:01:51 > 0:01:56If you have any problems with the big words, just... OK?

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Oh!

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Is that your child? That is not normal.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Excuse me, what have you stepped in?

0:02:04 > 0:02:09- You filthy pig!- I'm going to add that to the list.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Replace carpets.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15The increase in your rent should cover it.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16I don't get it.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18The playgroup called you.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Yeah, about my CRB check. ..Thanks.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24If you don't call them back, they'll think you're not interested.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28What's the point? They know I've been done for shoplifting. They're not going to want me.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30It's only work experience.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32At the poxy community centre.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Dunno why I bother! - I didn't mean it like that.

0:02:35 > 0:02:41No, it's not art college, but then, we're not all as talented as you, are we?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Who says I'll even get in?

0:02:43 > 0:02:50You will. Must be nice. Things always working out for you.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Argee Bhajee To Go. New name, new menu.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00I thought you were working at the salon today?

0:03:00 > 0:03:05- I am. I just thought Mum could do with a bit of support, you know, after everything.- How is she?

0:03:05 > 0:03:07No! I said drape, not droop.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Nobody wants bunting in their aloo gobi.- All right, Zainab.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14The flat's looking really brilliant. We'd love it if you came for a visit.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Oh, so sorry, you need to speak up.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20My inconsiderate neighbour was playing thumping disco music all last night.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23The eardrum, Christian, is a very delicate organ.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- What is it now?- I don't think your mum's a fan of Lady GaGa.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Was it too loud?- No, no. It's fine.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Suppose I'll have to get used to it.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- We'll keep it down. Won't we? - I'll see you later...poker face.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52PHONE RINGS

0:03:56 > 0:04:00ANSWER PHONE: 'This is the Masoods. We can't take your call - please leave a message.'

0:04:00 > 0:04:03'Aunty? Uncle... It's me, Amira.'

0:04:03 > 0:04:09- We know you ain't ill, you know.- I am actually. I've got a temperature. - Yeah, and a bad case of skive-itis!

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Give her a break, will you? She just wants a day off. Where's the harm?

0:04:12 > 0:04:16- And what happened to "Thou shalt not lie"?- Right, Abs, school please.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20- If your head gets any worse, take two of these.- I could be dying.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24- This could be the last time you ever see me.- No-one's dying, Abs.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26How comes madam there can bunk off but not Abs?

0:04:26 > 0:04:31She's not bunking off. She's driving me to the wholesaler's, thank you. Abi, school please.

0:04:31 > 0:04:38Look, if your head starts getting any better maybe you could have a sleepover with one of your friends?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Who?- Why don't you make your mind up, on the bus

0:04:41 > 0:04:43on the way to school!

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Bye... DOOR SHUTS

0:04:48 > 0:04:56 17, 18...

0:04:56 > 0:04:5719.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03My business card.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07With all my contact details.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08So?

0:05:09 > 0:05:16So, last time I was in here I noticed that you had a bit of an issue with filth.

0:05:16 > 0:05:22- Yeah.- And my property management company has a subsidiary division...

0:05:22 > 0:05:23..in office cleaning.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Never underestimate the power of filth.

0:05:26 > 0:05:34See, I take a deep breath, smell the sweat, smell the stench

0:05:34 > 0:05:38of masculine vapours - tells me I'm in a real man's gym,

0:05:38 > 0:05:44not some establishment frequented by ponces in leotards.

0:05:44 > 0:05:49Filth. Filth augments ambience.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Filth. A precious commodity.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Well, I'll take your word for it.

0:06:08 > 0:06:1021...

0:06:12 > 0:06:15I see you got things sorted out with your dad.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20- I could have a word with him if you like.- He's gone.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24He's on a job. I don't know when he'll be back.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Oi, Rocky, shouldn't you be in assembly?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Oh, nice shiner, well done!

0:06:32 > 0:06:36My old man says if you ain't had a few bruises, you ain't lived.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40Eddie Moon. Specialist subject - talking cobblers.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41Yeah. Like father, like son, eh?

0:06:50 > 0:06:53She says she's going to stay at Lola's.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54I hate lying to her.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57You can't say nothing. She'll freak out if you tell her.

0:06:57 > 0:07:02- Yeah.- She won't understand that there's nothing to be scared of.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Yeah... It's not that different to one of them spa days, really, is it?

0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Bit of a lie down, refreshments on tap.- Tanya Jessop?

0:07:14 > 0:07:18That was quick. Just getting into Katie and Peter's Dream Wedding.

0:07:18 > 0:07:23- I'll take you to the radiotherapy room now.- Bring it on.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Right, yeah. Bring it on.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36PHONE BEEPS

0:07:43 > 0:07:48- OK if I head off to the salon now? - Yes, of course. You should go.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Actually, Syed...

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Mum, I told you you'd feel better once you got out here.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56You've got nothing to be ashamed of.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Everything's going to be all right.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05- I got a call from Pakistan last night about the interview. - Yes. Good.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08It's to be expected, you know. This tiredness.

0:08:08 > 0:08:13- The withdrawal from the sleeping pills can take...- No, Yusef.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16I am tired because that creature Christian has got no respect.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Always be Masala Masood to me.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28- Has she lost weight?- Zainab? Can't say I've noticed.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30She doesn't seem herself.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34She tried to kill herself, I doubt she'll be in the best of moods.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37I gave her a divorce cos I thought it'd make her happy.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Does she look happy to you?

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Only one way to find out, isn't there?

0:08:53 > 0:08:57It's a common misconception. Don't worry, everyone asks.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00I'm not vain, it's just I run a beauty salon,

0:09:00 > 0:09:04so I'm like a walking advert. Some people suit being bald, don't they?

0:09:04 > 0:09:07I've got a funny shaped head, so...

0:09:07 > 0:09:09The radiotherapy isn't targeted near your head.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13And your chemotherapy can cause a bit of hair thinning, but you won't lose it.

0:09:13 > 0:09:18- Thinning. Right, yeah. - You'll hardly notice.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Shirl! Whoo-hoo!- The one and only.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35In the flesh.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37- So Tina's back on her feet then? - Yeah, on her feet.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41in her stilettos and on the razzle. Phil told me to keep an eye on you

0:09:41 > 0:09:43while he was away, and he weren't wrong.

0:09:43 > 0:09:48That house, Hev! If that's not curry on my kitchen tiles, someone's for the high jump.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Well, I'm not to blame, I don't live there any more.

0:09:51 > 0:09:55- I've moved in with Patrick. - Urgh! Dirty old...

0:09:55 > 0:09:57No, no, no, not moving in like that.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00I'm staying at the B&B. Didn't Phil tell you?

0:10:00 > 0:10:03No, he flaming didn't. What else did he miss out on, Hev?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05I can't talk now. I've got a queue.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09No, Marie can manage. Right, you lot. There's free curry out there.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13Gratis, all for nothing. While stocks last. Go on.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Do you want to see my white bits?

0:10:19 > 0:10:20Hev, home. Now.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Your daughter gave us a CD.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Thought the music might help relax you during your treatment.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36What is she like? I couldn't be more relaxed.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39All set, then.

0:10:40 > 0:10:44I'll be in the control room but we can still talk to each other.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46If you've got any worries, wave your hand.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48We can stop the machine at any time.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Definitely curry sauce from the chippy.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18This ruck Phil had with Patrick, did he apologise?

0:11:18 > 0:11:22Yeah. Once he'd chucked Kat and Alfie out the Vic.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25- But they're back there now. - So why are you still at the B&B?

0:11:25 > 0:11:29- It's only going to be for a few more days.- Good.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Till I move into one of Janine's flats.- Janine?!

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Have you had a bang on the head? Do you think you're a yuppy?

0:11:35 > 0:11:37No. Darren sorted me out with some money

0:11:37 > 0:11:39and I've spoken to the social about benefits.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41- Oh, you want to meet Elvis again. - Eh?

0:11:41 > 0:11:44That's what happened last time you were living on your own!

0:11:44 > 0:11:48- You were that close to a duet with the King of Rock 'n' Roll! - Look, it's a nice place.

0:11:48 > 0:11:53- Me and George are moving in this weekend.- You're back!- Buenos dias.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56They let you off, did they, to come and join the welcoming committee?

0:11:56 > 0:12:00Sorry, I was just... What's happened to your eye?

0:12:00 > 0:12:03He's been down the boxing gym, I bet!

0:12:03 > 0:12:07So, how do you fancy a slap-up lunch? I'm been dying for some English food.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10- Chinese suit you?- Pork balls!

0:12:10 > 0:12:11I'm going to get the menu.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19MUSIC: "Barbie Girl" by Aqua

0:12:19 > 0:12:22This used to be my little boy's favourite when he was a baby.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Try to keep as still as you can.

0:12:24 > 0:12:25Yeah, sorry.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Sorry.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Don't come complaining to me

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- if it burns a hole in your carpet, that's all I'm saying.- Yeah, yeah.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Citizen's advice.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Who, what, where?

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Is that supposed to be a question?

0:12:42 > 0:12:46Yes. You look like the kind of person that would know.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48- I look like someone who has legal problems?- Yeah.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50That's £7.38, please.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54You know, as a responsible shopkeeper,

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Denise should report this excessive chemical purchase.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01- Pardon?- You're either very clean or a potential terrorist threat.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05- And I know which one I think is more likely.- What is your problem?

0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Staff discount?- Zainab, if you don't mind me asking,

0:13:11 > 0:13:14- but is everything... - Zainab? You'd better come out here.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Excuse me! We're having a conversation...

0:13:23 > 0:13:25That'll be in my head all day now!

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Good. It's supposed to take your mind off things.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Took me back to that karaoke bar in Cyprus, you remember?

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Your dad hated it.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38Hello. I'm Sam. I'll take you to the chemo suite now, if you're ready?

0:13:41 > 0:13:45Idiot Waseem! As if we'd give away free food!

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Where does that boy get his stupid ideas from?!

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Maybe someone wants to spoil your launch.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52- PHONE RINGS - I'll get it.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55No... no. It's fine.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58'It's me again. Amira.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01'How many more times before you actually speak to me?'

0:14:04 > 0:14:09- After you've done this, we can go home. Have a pizza.- Lovely.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16- A Hawaiian. Bit of garlic bread... - Right. Ladies?

0:14:16 > 0:14:20Actually, Lauren, would you go and get me a quick drink?

0:14:20 > 0:14:25- I'm supposed to keep hydrated at all times. - You've been reading the leaflets.

0:14:25 > 0:14:29Haven't got much choice with this one. Not tea, it tastes like mushroom soup.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Right, let's get you started, shall we?

0:14:42 > 0:14:45You agreed that it was for the best.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48You said you were on my side.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52I did and I am. But maybe we underestimated her.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54She's not going to give up, is she?

0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Perhaps it's time you let her speak to Syed.- No. Never.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59- But Zainab...- If she divorces Syed,

0:14:59 > 0:15:01then Christian will have free reign

0:15:01 > 0:15:06to go ahead with this civil marriage partnership nonsense.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10I will not let that man get his claws any deeper into my son than he has already.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Syed'll never forgive you if he finds out you've lied about Amira.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16It's my duty to protect my son.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18You promise me you won't say anything. Promise.

0:15:20 > 0:15:21I promise.

0:15:28 > 0:15:32- They're ready for your mum now. Any idea where she is?- She's in there.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34No, she ain't.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Certainly attracting the crowds.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Crowds of scroungers wanting something for nothing.

0:15:42 > 0:15:47- What?- Someone spread the rumour that we were giving away free food.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50You wouldn't happen to know anything about this, would you?

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Course not! Why would I do that?

0:15:52 > 0:15:54I want this business to be a success as much as you.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57Zee, you look exhausted.

0:15:57 > 0:15:58Why don't you go home and rest up?

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- I'm not an invalid! - That's not what I'm...

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Amira. It's Dr Khan.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20I spoke to your father a while ago. ..Yes, that's right.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24Well, maybe we should meet.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37You ain't got a light, have you?

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Oh, nice hair! Where'd you get it from?

0:16:40 > 0:16:45Don't tell me, one of them online places. America, I bet.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Eh? No. This is all my own.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Oh.

0:16:49 > 0:16:54- You here to visit the House of Death, then? Cancer ward?- You?

0:16:54 > 0:16:56No way.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Fit as, me.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08All the lippy in the world ain't going to help.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12There you are!

0:17:19 > 0:17:24Yeah, hi. This is Whitney Dean. I think you wanted to talk to me?

0:17:24 > 0:17:25Yeah, I'll hold.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Whose idea was it to change the name then?

0:17:28 > 0:17:30It was a rebranding.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34It's a lot to take on, though. If I'd been through what you'd been through...

0:17:34 > 0:17:37Waseem, put the lid back on the pilau or it'll dry out.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41If you don't want to talk to me, it's fine. But give Mas a chance.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45- He deserves that.- What is this? The Denise Fox relationship helpline?

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Remind me, how many husbands have you had?

0:17:48 > 0:17:51- He's worried sick about you, you know.- Just leave it.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53- I have customers. - You don't make it easy, do you?

0:17:53 > 0:17:57- No wonder he's walking on eggshells. - Whatever, Denise.- Yes, that's right!

0:17:57 > 0:18:01He's worried if he says the wrong thing, you'll try and top yourself again...

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Oh...

0:18:05 > 0:18:07I'm sorry, Zainab. I didn't mean...

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Zainab!

0:18:11 > 0:18:12Oi!

0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Are you mad? - Lauren, it's my decision.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19- She's got you there, Emo. - Who are you?

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Thought you could use a referee.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24Once they start dripping this poison in,

0:18:24 > 0:18:27- I'm going to be no good to anyone. - What are you talking about?

0:18:27 > 0:18:31Your dad's gone AWOL. I just... I can't be sick, Lauren.

0:18:31 > 0:18:36Not now! I mean, who's going to make sure you all do your homework on time,

0:18:36 > 0:18:40and stop Oscar running riot, and make you rice pudding and toast when you're ill,

0:18:40 > 0:18:42and let you watch DVDs till the pain goes away?

0:18:42 > 0:18:44I can do that.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49No. All these treatments, they have side-effects.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52The major one being that it might just save your life, Mum!

0:18:52 > 0:18:55I could go into early menopause, maybe not be able to have kids.

0:18:55 > 0:18:59- You don't want any more. - Well, I'd like to have a choice!

0:18:59 > 0:19:00Right.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04So you're just going to die, then.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Thanks. Thanks a lot, Mum.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08What about me, Abi and Oscar?

0:19:08 > 0:19:12You're so worried about the kids you ain't even had yet, you've forgotten about us!

0:19:12 > 0:19:15We need you to get better, Mum.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Gobby little mare, your daughter, ain't she?

0:19:23 > 0:19:27Don't let no-one push you about, Blondie. You do what you want to do.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48- Maybe she's just not ready. - She is. She'll be here. You just need to wait for her.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05How could she do that to me?

0:20:05 > 0:20:07- Don't worry, it'll soon blow over. - Blow over?!

0:20:09 > 0:20:13Everybody's out there gossiping about what I tried to do.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15How will I show my face at the mosque again?

0:20:15 > 0:20:18No-one will believe you'd ever harm yourself.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22If the community finds out, I will lose what little respect I have left.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27- Shhh... - PHONE RINGS

0:20:31 > 0:20:34- I should go.- Pakistan.

0:20:35 > 0:20:36Oh.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39I'll call them back. Tell I've cancelled the interview.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41- But your job...- There'll be others.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44I don't feel comfortable leaving you with all this going on.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46I could stay.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50We could face people together, Zainab.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52I can make sure these rumours don't get out of hand.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Keep Amira away from Syed.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56It's up to you, of course.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Tell me what you want, and I'll do it.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07I don't know.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12I can't ask...

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Do you want me to stay, Zainab?

0:21:30 > 0:21:34It might feel a bit cold when it first goes in, yeah?

0:21:35 > 0:21:38- You made it then?- Siobhan.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Today is your lucky day, I ain't snuffed it yet.

0:21:41 > 0:21:45- We'll never get rid of you now, will we?- I'm a size zero now, Sammy. Tasty, ain't he?

0:21:45 > 0:21:49- If I had hair, eh... - You wouldn't be any more beautiful.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52You said you weren't a patient.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55Yeah, well. I don't like to brag about it.

0:21:59 > 0:22:00Right.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Are you ready, Tanya?

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Mum?

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Come on, it's the least you can do. I've had the day from hell.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Look at my face, it needs cheering up.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Sy is not in the mood for a flat-warming. He'll never agree.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Make it a surprise, then you don't have to tell him.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30And who'll get it in the neck from Zainab for the noise and drinking?

0:22:30 > 0:22:34D'you know what, old Mother Hubbard really needs...

0:22:34 > 0:22:36- to chill out.- All right, Doc?

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Don't suppose you've got a cure for foot in mouth?

0:22:39 > 0:22:44She's right. A party might be just what Syed needs. Zainab wouldn't want him to miss out.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46There you are! You heard the man!

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Come on!

0:22:52 > 0:22:56Don't eat all the spring rolls, Hev. How many more times?!

0:22:56 > 0:23:00We could have DVD nights round my new place.

0:23:00 > 0:23:01Do you want that one?

0:23:01 > 0:23:05Come on, Hev, move back in. The place ain't the same without you.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08- Richard Gere gives her an appetite. - I love a man in a suit.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11KNOCKING

0:23:11 > 0:23:14It ain't Phil. You promised me he wouldn't be here.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17- He'd use his key. - What if he's lost it?

0:23:24 > 0:23:28- You all right?- Yeah, I'm fine. She was a laugh, wasn't she?

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Siobhan. She's my new text buddy.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Oooh! Lauren! Lauren!

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Guess what? I called the playgroup.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38- Yeah, and?- And...

0:23:38 > 0:23:43- The R&R sound system?- Yes, you know, speakers, mics, the lot. It's for a special occasion.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47- No!- Come on, Tuesdays are rubbish down the club anyway.- Good point!

0:23:47 > 0:23:51- Go on, Shirl.- I want it back in mint condition.- Get in!

0:23:51 > 0:23:54- You won't regret this.- I better not. - Ben, I owe you one.

0:23:54 > 0:23:58Hey, step away from the carbs! Greedy, greedy.

0:24:00 > 0:24:04- So, screaming, puking rugrats. - Yeah, I know, I love it.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06I can't wait! I've got my induction tomorrow.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08I don't even know what one is!

0:24:10 > 0:24:14- Congratulations. How many days a week you doing?- Just the one.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17They don't mind the shoplifting, as long as I'm good with the kids.

0:24:17 > 0:24:21- Only one day's work experience. It's a start though.- Yeah, great!

0:24:21 > 0:24:25Anyway, got to go. Going to see what I need to wear tomorrow!

0:24:25 > 0:24:26- See you later.- See you.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Right.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37- Say cheese!- OK, Butcher,

0:24:37 > 0:24:40you can wipe that smile off your face.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43You can't do anything till you've served me notice.

0:24:43 > 0:24:44I've had legal advice, OK?

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Come on, Janine. What you did was out of order.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50- At least she deserves an apology.- OK.

0:24:50 > 0:24:54In which case... Stop, please, I have an announcement to make.

0:24:54 > 0:25:00I, Janine Butcher, hereby give you, Roxanne Mitchell, notice that

0:25:00 > 0:25:03as the owner of 29B Albert Square,

0:25:03 > 0:25:07I'll be entering the premises every single day for the next two weeks

0:25:07 > 0:25:10to try and restore this building to a habitable standard.

0:25:10 > 0:25:14Every one of you, witnesses.

0:25:17 > 0:25:21- Yeah. I might have known. - What? Just enjoying the cabaret.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23You know what you can do, don't you?!

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Don't give them the satisfaction. Come on.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30There aren't many people that live up to their reputations.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34But if I had a cap, I'd be doffing it in your general direction.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37I don't suppose you've got any plans for lunch?

0:25:37 > 0:25:38I have, yeah.

0:25:38 > 0:25:43Ian has an enormous saveloy with my name all over it.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Maybe some other time, eh?

0:25:46 > 0:25:49Maybe. We'll see.

0:25:53 > 0:25:57- It's a classic!- I ain't watching it. You know I'm allergic to jazz hands.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Dad told you, didn't he?

0:26:07 > 0:26:09What I told him.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12He left a few things out.

0:26:13 > 0:26:17Oh... No, he didn't do this. He didn't hit me or anything.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Do you think he'd still have his legs, if I thought he had?

0:26:20 > 0:26:23He's a miserable git.

0:26:23 > 0:26:24Still...

0:26:25 > 0:26:27..he is who he is.

0:26:28 > 0:26:29Just like you are.

0:26:29 > 0:26:33And I wouldn't change nothing about the pair of you.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38Come on. Must be going soft in my old age.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Nah, you're all right sometimes.

0:26:42 > 0:26:43So are you.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47In small doses.

0:27:08 > 0:27:09Dr Khan?

0:27:15 > 0:27:19Oh! I thought we were having pizza. What you been cooking up?

0:27:19 > 0:27:22You know, opened a few tins, turned a few knobs.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24A bit of cordon bleu?

0:27:27 > 0:27:28Oh, darling.

0:27:28 > 0:27:32Well, you used to make it for me when I was ill.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34Now it's my turn.

0:27:36 > 0:27:37Thank you.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44- Where's Syed?- All in good time. - You said he'd be here.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46I need to see him.

0:27:46 > 0:27:47You can talk to me about the divorce.

0:27:47 > 0:27:52- That's not why I came. - Then we have nothing to say to... - This isn't about me.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54This is about her.

0:28:04 > 0:28:05This is Yasmin.

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Syed's daughter.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20What else, mango chutney?

0:28:20 > 0:28:22Mm-hm. Right, I've got to go.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25The aching muscles of Walford won't heal themselves.

0:28:25 > 0:28:28Ooh, that makes you sound like a doctor.

0:28:28 > 0:28:31I like the idea of being married to a doctor.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33You just like the idea of being married...

0:28:33 > 0:28:34full stop.

0:28:34 > 0:28:37- What and you don't?- Bye, hubs.

0:28:37 > 0:28:40- Sounds all right, I guess. See you, Rox.- Bye.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45I actually thought he was never going to leave.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47And I thought I'd have to watch you play doctors and nurses.

0:28:47 > 0:28:51Yeah, well you'd have liked that. Right... Where were we?

0:28:51 > 0:28:53My favourite bit - booze.

0:28:53 > 0:28:55You are going to behave tonight, aren't you?

0:28:55 > 0:29:00Oh, come on, I need cheering up after Cruella de Janine's...

0:29:00 > 0:29:03evil plot to make me homeless.

0:29:03 > 0:29:07Don't worry, I've got your back. And if you go missing and I see her

0:29:07 > 0:29:10wandering around in a yellow-haired coat, I'll call the RSPCA...

0:29:10 > 0:29:13Paws up!

0:29:13 > 0:29:15Amira, it's Doctor Khan.

0:29:15 > 0:29:21I can't stress enough the importance of keeping your daughter's existence hidden from the Masoods.

0:29:21 > 0:29:24I'd hate for them to come between you and your child.

0:29:24 > 0:29:27You know that family would smother her.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30- Do I look all right? - Yes, yes, apart from these.

0:29:30 > 0:29:34You might stand less chance ending up in A&E.

0:29:34 > 0:29:37Do you think the kids are going to like me?

0:29:37 > 0:29:41Yes, of course. If I was one-and-a-half, I'd love you too.

0:29:41 > 0:29:42Oh, thanks... Shut up.

0:29:42 > 0:29:45- Listen, good luck, yeah?- Thanks.

0:29:45 > 0:29:50Listen, I'll pop round after the induction thingy, you know I mean. It's only going to take a few hours.

0:29:50 > 0:29:51All right, cool.

0:29:51 > 0:29:54Do you know what, this is the start of something new.

0:29:54 > 0:29:59I can feel it. I can. Right, I'll see you later.

0:29:59 > 0:30:00See you later.

0:30:05 > 0:30:09- Was that Whitney? - Mum, you look awful.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11Thanks. I wasn't going to go on the pull, was I?

0:30:11 > 0:30:15I just got a text from Siobhan. I thought I might give her a ring.

0:30:15 > 0:30:17Can't you just do that another time?

0:30:17 > 0:30:20You're meant to rest after treatment.

0:30:22 > 0:30:27- Yes, Miss. - I'll bring you up a cup of tea, yeah?

0:30:28 > 0:30:31Yusef. Don't suppose you've heard from Qadim?

0:30:31 > 0:30:34If I had, yours would be the first number I'd ring. I promise.

0:30:34 > 0:30:38- It's just all I can think about. - Maybe you shouldn't pin everything on this.

0:30:38 > 0:30:42- How do you mean? - Well, isn't happiness the most important part in your relationship?

0:30:42 > 0:30:46- You've changed your tune. - I'm just trying to be realistic.

0:30:46 > 0:30:51And I'd hate to think your obsession with getting a divorce could colour what you already have.

0:30:56 > 0:30:59- No Zainab today?- No.

0:31:07 > 0:31:09Flirty Floozy?

0:31:09 > 0:31:12- I beg your pardon.- That lipstick - "Flirty Floozy". It's mine.

0:31:12 > 0:31:16How many times have I told you not to leave your things dotted around the place.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19You look lovely, Dorothy.

0:31:19 > 0:31:21Thank you ever so much, Cora.

0:31:21 > 0:31:23Mrs B! You're looking sharp.

0:31:23 > 0:31:27Loving the hair, the earrings and I'm feeling those garms!

0:31:27 > 0:31:30Is that what passes for a compliment these days?

0:31:30 > 0:31:34Absolutely, straight up and down. So, you going anywhere nice?

0:31:34 > 0:31:41Only to the launderette cos of Heather wanting to change her shift, I don't know why.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44Sometimes I don't know whether I'm coming or going.

0:31:44 > 0:31:46Where's me...?

0:31:59 > 0:32:02- You seem a little fraught. - No.

0:32:02 > 0:32:06Last night I was fraught but now I'm calm.

0:32:06 > 0:32:10I've had a chance to think things through clearly.

0:32:10 > 0:32:11Meaning?

0:32:13 > 0:32:16Meaning I shouldn't have said what I did.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21Why so cold all of a sudden?

0:32:23 > 0:32:29I was up all night thinking things through.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31There can be absolutely nothing between us.

0:32:31 > 0:32:35Tamwar and Afia should be our priority.

0:32:35 > 0:32:37I don't want to see them condemned them like that.

0:32:37 > 0:32:41But what if you came with me when I have my interview...to Karachi?

0:32:43 > 0:32:45I thought you'd cancelled it?

0:32:45 > 0:32:47Not yet.

0:32:47 > 0:32:51Still could. Or we could both go.

0:32:54 > 0:32:57No-one would know either of us.

0:32:57 > 0:33:02Just imagine that. No twitching curtains, no need to worry about how it would look for Tamwar and Afia.

0:33:02 > 0:33:06Just the chance to enjoy ourselves, to be happy, Zainab.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08When was the last time you could say that?

0:33:09 > 0:33:14I would have my interview. You could relax, see how it feels.

0:33:15 > 0:33:17See how it feels?

0:33:19 > 0:33:21You mean if I wanted to stay?

0:33:21 > 0:33:24Why not? It's a beautiful country.

0:33:24 > 0:33:28People would respect you there in a way you've never been respected here.

0:33:28 > 0:33:29I just...

0:33:29 > 0:33:32I can't just leave my children.

0:33:32 > 0:33:35Shabnam's in Pakistan anyway and I hate to break it to you,

0:33:35 > 0:33:37but Tamwar and Syed aren't children any more.

0:33:37 > 0:33:42Besides, Kamil could come with us and we could afford the best education, a big house...

0:33:42 > 0:33:47Just stop it, all right? Just stop what you're doing.

0:33:47 > 0:33:49What?

0:33:49 > 0:33:52- What?!- You sound like a tourist brochure, OK?

0:33:52 > 0:33:55I am not a gullible customer, I am a person, Yusef.

0:33:55 > 0:33:57That is the end of that.

0:33:57 > 0:34:00You're an impossible woman! An emotional mess.

0:34:00 > 0:34:06I try and be honest, to listen to you and you throw it all back in my face.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11Please...go.

0:34:24 > 0:34:25Heather?

0:34:27 > 0:34:30Heather? I've got us some special biscuits.

0:34:33 > 0:34:37Oh, no. Where's she gone?

0:34:55 > 0:34:59- It's definitely not her birthday. - Anniversary?

0:34:59 > 0:35:01When did her and Jimbo get hitched?

0:35:03 > 0:35:07- February.- I don't know then, man.

0:35:11 > 0:35:15- 50 years! - Listen, no offence to Mrs B, but I think she's a little bit...

0:35:15 > 0:35:18No, she's been working at the launderette for 50 years.

0:35:18 > 0:35:23- She said something about it last month. Today must be the anniversary.- Whoa, that is heavy.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26I didn't even know they had washing machines back then.

0:35:26 > 0:35:29So what did her boss get her?

0:35:33 > 0:35:34Nothing.

0:35:34 > 0:35:40What do you mean, nothing? Nothing as in nada, as in zilch, as in a big fat zero?

0:35:40 > 0:35:44She was looking all nice and fresh this morning. This is a job for Fatboy and friends.

0:35:44 > 0:35:48- Yeah?- Yeah.- All right. Come on then.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51Targets, bruv, that is the key. Last week was good,

0:35:51 > 0:35:56but we are not some sailing boat coasting along, reliant on the next puff of wind.

0:35:56 > 0:35:59No, we are a turbo-charged speed boat,

0:35:59 > 0:36:03we gun the engine, we see the returns...

0:36:03 > 0:36:05All right?

0:36:05 > 0:36:06All right.

0:36:06 > 0:36:11- Where you off to?- Playgroup. - I'll play with you if you're bored?

0:36:11 > 0:36:14Got better things to do than play, Tyler.

0:36:17 > 0:36:21Oi, come on. Work to do. Stick that in that box.

0:36:21 > 0:36:25- She still not well then, your friend, Mrs Masood?- Excuse me?

0:36:25 > 0:36:28Lovely woman. Such a shock.

0:36:28 > 0:36:30It makes you wonder though, doesn't it?

0:36:30 > 0:36:35I'll pass on your concern, shall I, next time I see her?

0:36:35 > 0:36:37Shall I send in the next patient?

0:36:37 > 0:36:39Wait. Just give me a minute.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43It's Yusef Khan. Salam alaikum.

0:36:50 > 0:36:53He dragged me down here. It better be good.

0:36:53 > 0:36:56I'm missing Diagnosis Murder for this.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58Right, check this, yeah?

0:36:58 > 0:37:02I find out that Mrs B has been nose to the grind stone for a good 50 years.

0:37:02 > 0:37:07And I think I can speak on behalf of all of us when I say that is heavy, yeah?

0:37:07 > 0:37:14So here I am, DJ Fatboy Fats sending the shout out for the biggest and best mix and blend. You getting me?

0:37:14 > 0:37:16- You feeling me, ladies? - What's he on about?

0:37:16 > 0:37:21- I don't know, but I like it. - Ladies, man's got a plan!

0:37:21 > 0:37:24- I hope you know how all of this goes together?- No. Why would I?

0:37:24 > 0:37:26Because you used to be a DJ?

0:37:26 > 0:37:28And you are supposed to be a bloke.

0:37:28 > 0:37:30You're butch enough for both of us.

0:37:30 > 0:37:33- And you're gay enough for both of us. - Do we know any real men then?

0:37:33 > 0:37:37If we did, I wouldn't be stood here single, would I?

0:37:37 > 0:37:40Call Fat Boy.

0:37:40 > 0:37:41Good idea.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48Do you have to do that here?

0:37:48 > 0:37:50MUSICAL RING TONE PLAYS

0:37:54 > 0:37:58Yes, bruv? What's going on?

0:37:58 > 0:38:00What, a party?

0:38:00 > 0:38:03It's all popping off tonight, man. Yeah, but I can't,

0:38:03 > 0:38:06I'm busy, all right? I'll give you a bell later, innit.

0:38:06 > 0:38:09All right, bruv, peace.

0:38:09 > 0:38:11Bit moody, ain't he?

0:38:11 > 0:38:15I think there's something's going on between him and Mrs Masood.

0:38:18 > 0:38:21Imagine washing smalls for 50 years.

0:38:21 > 0:38:24Enough to put you off men for life.

0:38:24 > 0:38:28Dorothy, she gets a kick out of it,

0:38:28 > 0:38:31erasing life's little stains.

0:38:31 > 0:38:34Me, I like creating 'em.

0:38:36 > 0:38:38Can I help?

0:38:38 > 0:38:41Is Mr Khan in? It's a personal matter.

0:38:41 > 0:38:42Is that right?

0:38:42 > 0:38:44Bushra, thought I heard you. Come in.

0:38:44 > 0:38:48When you mentioned Zainab, I felt I had to drop everything.

0:38:49 > 0:38:51Thank you, Rose.

0:39:01 > 0:39:03They're brown bread! You just got them!

0:39:03 > 0:39:04Someone forgot to feed them.

0:39:04 > 0:39:05They're not my fish!

0:39:05 > 0:39:07It's like a symbol for you and Whitney,

0:39:07 > 0:39:09the fact your love was...

0:39:09 > 0:39:11- cut tragically short(!) - Aw, still having no luck?

0:39:11 > 0:39:12He's tried it all.

0:39:12 > 0:39:15Even strung two sentences together - closest you've been

0:39:15 > 0:39:17to a long-term relationship.

0:39:17 > 0:39:19Just cos I don't practise in front of a mirror

0:39:19 > 0:39:21- before I talk to a girl. - Lads, lads!

0:39:21 > 0:39:24Come on, gather round. Come on, come here.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26Come on, I need a circle of trust

0:39:26 > 0:39:29before I dispense with my precious pearls, all right?

0:39:29 > 0:39:30I'll say this, only once!

0:39:30 > 0:39:32OK? I'm about to give you the Alfie Moon guide

0:39:32 > 0:39:34to getting the girls.

0:39:34 > 0:39:36THEY LAUGH What?!

0:39:36 > 0:39:37No, no, hear me out.

0:39:37 > 0:39:39I'll show you how to get the key to her heart,

0:39:39 > 0:39:43- the magic ingredient to sealing the date. The piece of resistance! - He ain't got a clue.

0:39:43 > 0:39:45No, it's very simple. You fall over.

0:39:45 > 0:39:47- What?!- That's all you need.

0:39:47 > 0:39:50- Do something daft, it endears them, they'll want to mother you. - Mother who?

0:39:50 > 0:39:53This is where you hide when there's a beer delivery?

0:39:53 > 0:39:56Hello, love of my life, helping Tyler with a conundrum -

0:39:56 > 0:39:59why the beautiful Whitney Dean is refusing his charms?

0:39:59 > 0:40:01You mean, why hasn't she jumped into bed yet?

0:40:01 > 0:40:03Wahey!

0:40:03 > 0:40:06It's her loss. Look, I don't chase women. End of.

0:40:06 > 0:40:08Cos moping around's more dignified.

0:40:08 > 0:40:10Right, want my advice?

0:40:10 > 0:40:11- Whatever Alfie tells you...- Yeah?

0:40:11 > 0:40:14- ..do the opposite.- Oi! - Beer delivery...now!

0:40:14 > 0:40:15On my way, darling.

0:40:15 > 0:40:18Don't listen to her. Trust me, lads, you can't go wrong.

0:40:18 > 0:40:20Always works. I'm watching you. Later.

0:40:22 > 0:40:25Sometimes, I just wish the law had never been passed.

0:40:25 > 0:40:29That sounds terrible, I know, but it just gets so complicated.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31You know what I mean? Choice.

0:40:31 > 0:40:33The option's available and if you don't do it,

0:40:33 > 0:40:35it's like you've chosen not to,

0:40:35 > 0:40:37whereas before,

0:40:37 > 0:40:39not doing it didn't mean anything.

0:40:39 > 0:40:41I am committed, no question,

0:40:41 > 0:40:45but...do we really need to get married to prove it?

0:40:46 > 0:40:48- Janine!- Hmmm?

0:40:48 > 0:40:51Sorted out the sound system yet, bruv?

0:40:51 > 0:40:54- What?- The rave at yours, man.

0:40:54 > 0:40:55It's going to be banging!

0:40:56 > 0:40:58What rave?

0:41:00 > 0:41:01HE MOUTHS

0:41:06 > 0:41:07Bushra!

0:41:07 > 0:41:08Zainab.

0:41:08 > 0:41:10As-salaam alaikum.

0:41:10 > 0:41:11Wa alaikum salaam.

0:41:11 > 0:41:15I was in the area, so I thought it would be a good chance to catch up.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17You've gone awfully quiet on us, recently.

0:41:17 > 0:41:20- Have I?- Bumped into Yusef.

0:41:20 > 0:41:21Did you?

0:41:21 > 0:41:23He didn't say anything,

0:41:23 > 0:41:26but you know how intuitive I am.

0:41:26 > 0:41:29When he mentioned you'd been at the hospital, well...

0:41:29 > 0:41:31I put two and two together.

0:41:31 > 0:41:33I feel terrible, Zainab.

0:41:33 > 0:41:35You're such a dear friend.

0:41:35 > 0:41:38I should have known you were falling apart.

0:41:42 > 0:41:46- Party?- So? D'you wanna go?

0:41:48 > 0:41:52- With you?- If you're going to be all school disco about it, don't bother.

0:41:52 > 0:41:55Yeah, that's funny! All right, I will. Yeah.

0:41:58 > 0:42:00Aye, aye.

0:42:00 > 0:42:01ANTHONY LAUGHS

0:42:01 > 0:42:03- Taking Alfie's advice, are we? - Yeah.

0:42:03 > 0:42:05(Oh!)

0:42:09 > 0:42:10You all right?

0:42:15 > 0:42:17Listen, about my brother.

0:42:17 > 0:42:19He really likes you.

0:42:19 > 0:42:22- If you knew him, that's a first. - So, I'm meant to be flattered?

0:42:22 > 0:42:24You can make out like you're not bothered.

0:42:24 > 0:42:26Or pop your head round and say hello.

0:42:26 > 0:42:28It's not hard, is it?

0:42:28 > 0:42:30It's only one word.

0:42:34 > 0:42:36OK, so Hev reckons

0:42:36 > 0:42:39that she can delay Mrs B for about 20 minutes max,

0:42:39 > 0:42:41so we've got to get moving, people.

0:42:41 > 0:42:43Can't we have a little sherry to get us going?

0:42:43 > 0:42:47A party in a laundrette - my life has peaked(!)

0:42:47 > 0:42:49No, no, ladies! We've got to keep it moving, all right?

0:42:49 > 0:42:52So, can you sort out the nibbles, and the food and stuff?

0:42:52 > 0:42:54And can you sort out the bar?

0:42:54 > 0:42:55I'm going to sort out the tunes.

0:42:58 > 0:43:00You see, we are going to smash the competition.

0:43:00 > 0:43:02What competition?

0:43:02 > 0:43:05Christian and Roxy have got a rival party planned.

0:43:05 > 0:43:07But they're not celebrating 50 years

0:43:07 > 0:43:09working in a laundrette, are they?

0:43:11 > 0:43:14Junk, junk, and more junk.

0:43:14 > 0:43:16No wonder his daughter was so keen to off-load it.

0:43:16 > 0:43:18We'd have to pay people to take that.

0:43:18 > 0:43:20Don't know what you mean. Whoo!

0:43:20 > 0:43:22Don't. Get it off!

0:43:22 > 0:43:24It's probably got fleas or something, stop it!

0:43:24 > 0:43:25TYLER LAUGHS

0:43:25 > 0:43:27Atchoo! See?

0:43:27 > 0:43:28Something funny?

0:43:28 > 0:43:31Yeah. Just this freak of a bear.

0:43:31 > 0:43:33Aw, I think it's really sweet.

0:43:33 > 0:43:36Your childhood must have been seriously disturbed

0:43:36 > 0:43:37if you think this is sweet.

0:43:40 > 0:43:41What?

0:43:41 > 0:43:43I've got feelings but you wouldn't get that.

0:43:43 > 0:43:46Why, cos I'm shallow?

0:43:46 > 0:43:48- Seen puddles deeper. - I like to have a good time.

0:43:48 > 0:43:50Why's that wrong? You should try it.

0:43:50 > 0:43:52- I do, plenty.- Yeah?

0:43:52 > 0:43:53How come I've never seen it?

0:43:53 > 0:43:55Maybe you're not as funny as you think.

0:43:55 > 0:43:57- How much is this? - Usually, 30,

0:43:57 > 0:44:00but...seeing as you're the best looking woman

0:44:00 > 0:44:02to come in here all day,

0:44:02 > 0:44:06I could probably find it in my heart to do a special price.

0:44:11 > 0:44:13Sorry, I didn't realise you had a visitor.

0:44:13 > 0:44:14(Hi.)

0:44:14 > 0:44:16It's fine. The more the merrier.

0:44:16 > 0:44:19In fact, we should make this a regular thing.

0:44:19 > 0:44:22Now that Masood and I are separated...

0:44:22 > 0:44:23Divorced.

0:44:23 > 0:44:27..I find that I'll have a lot of time on my hands.

0:44:27 > 0:44:29Maybe I could get involved at the mosque again.

0:44:29 > 0:44:31If you're up to it that would be wonderful,

0:44:31 > 0:44:35although I'm sure no-one expects anything of you.

0:44:35 > 0:44:38- I think I'd enjoy it. - Of course you would.

0:44:38 > 0:44:41But remember what they can be like at mosque - so cliquey.

0:44:41 > 0:44:44And you haven't been for quite some time now, have you?

0:44:44 > 0:44:46I'm sure I would get back into the swing of things.

0:44:46 > 0:44:51And knowing that you're there, Bushra, fighting my corner.

0:44:51 > 0:44:52Naturally.

0:44:52 > 0:44:54Although, I should probably warn you...

0:44:54 > 0:44:56the fact that you two have become so close

0:44:56 > 0:44:59hasn't gone unnoticed in certain circles.

0:45:01 > 0:45:03What? Which circles?

0:45:03 > 0:45:06I really couldn't break any confidences.

0:45:06 > 0:45:08Who's been saying what, Bushra, exactly?

0:45:08 > 0:45:11I don't understand how they could think that cos it's not true,

0:45:11 > 0:45:13it's really not true...

0:45:13 > 0:45:15It's not any of their business.

0:45:15 > 0:45:18I'm sorry, but they are nothing but the idle assumptions

0:45:18 > 0:45:20of malicious, ignorant minds.

0:45:23 > 0:45:25I quite agree. I didn't mean to offend anyone.

0:45:28 > 0:45:30Well...I'll leave you two to it.

0:45:32 > 0:45:34Lovely to see you, Bushra.

0:45:35 > 0:45:36Yusef.

0:45:47 > 0:45:50- Where is she? - I'm getting cramp down here!

0:45:50 > 0:45:52Hev said they were round the corner.

0:45:52 > 0:45:54- Hey! Whose hand is that?- Sorry.

0:45:54 > 0:45:57- Control yourself, Rose. - Shhh, think I can hear something.

0:45:57 > 0:46:01..that couldn't wait is beyond me, Heather Trott.

0:46:01 > 0:46:04ALL SHOUT: Surprise!

0:46:04 > 0:46:06Oh, my God!

0:46:06 > 0:46:08You nearly give me a heart attack!

0:46:08 > 0:46:12- Happy 50 years of working here, Mrs B.- Oh, 50?

0:46:12 > 0:46:16Is it 50? I wouldn't have known. What a lot of fuss and bother.

0:46:16 > 0:46:20Oi, please! I want to celebrate the first day of work experience.

0:46:20 > 0:46:24And I promised Fats that I'd save him from Dot's sister.

0:46:24 > 0:46:26I'm not really in the mood, Whitney...

0:46:26 > 0:46:28- Why?- She says yes.

0:46:28 > 0:46:30- What?! - Well, I didn't raise my daughter

0:46:30 > 0:46:33to be a stick-in-the-mud.

0:46:33 > 0:46:35It certainly isn't in the cross genes. So, go, please.

0:46:35 > 0:46:37Have fun. That's an order.

0:46:37 > 0:46:38Ha!

0:46:43 > 0:46:44Come on!

0:46:53 > 0:46:55All right, come on. Who, em...

0:46:55 > 0:46:58Who wants a Roxy Reveller? Yes, come on!

0:46:59 > 0:47:03Told you - no decent party ever starts this early.

0:47:03 > 0:47:06We'll just have to make our own fun.

0:47:06 > 0:47:08Look, our first bit of bait.

0:47:08 > 0:47:09Who invited you?

0:47:09 > 0:47:12- Syed. You know, the person who lives here.- Wait.

0:47:12 > 0:47:14Syed knows about the party?

0:47:14 > 0:47:16- Hey!- Surprise!

0:47:16 > 0:47:18THEY LAUGH NERVOUSLY

0:47:18 > 0:47:19Can I have a word?

0:47:28 > 0:47:30- What's wrong?- A party?- Yeah.

0:47:30 > 0:47:33Engagement-cum-flat warming. For you!

0:47:35 > 0:47:39- For us.- Don't pretend you're doing this for me. You're doing this to wind up my mum.

0:47:39 > 0:47:42- This is your petty way of getting back at her.- With what?

0:47:42 > 0:47:43- A party!- Back up a minute.

0:47:45 > 0:47:46What can you hear?

0:47:47 > 0:47:48Hm?

0:47:48 > 0:47:50Why's there no music?

0:47:50 > 0:47:52This isn't my way of getting back at your mum.

0:47:54 > 0:47:56I just want us to celebrate being together.

0:47:58 > 0:47:59Is that so bad?

0:48:02 > 0:48:03D'you know what?

0:48:07 > 0:48:10Come on, everyone. It's supposed to be a party, isn't it?

0:48:10 > 0:48:12DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:48:12 > 0:48:16You know me, I'm always there for my friends.

0:48:16 > 0:48:19Your son sleeps through this noise, does he?

0:48:19 > 0:48:20He's with Masood right now.

0:48:20 > 0:48:22Of course.

0:48:22 > 0:48:24Poor child.

0:48:24 > 0:48:27They're always the collateral when a marriage breaks down.

0:48:27 > 0:48:29Kamil's a very happy, little boy, actually.

0:48:29 > 0:48:32Now maybe, but just you wait.

0:48:32 > 0:48:35I wouldn't be surprised if he turned out like the other one.

0:48:38 > 0:48:41MUSIC PLAYS Oh, no, no, thank you.

0:48:41 > 0:48:45What? Your mum was so right. Look, even your nan's more fun!

0:48:45 > 0:48:47Fine.

0:48:47 > 0:48:48Good.

0:48:48 > 0:48:51Right, listen. I want to talk to you about Tyler?

0:48:51 > 0:48:52Oh, my goodness!

0:48:52 > 0:48:55You've got to save me from the blue-rinse crew, man.

0:48:55 > 0:48:56Like vampires - draining my youth!

0:48:56 > 0:49:00So, what's the deal for real, ladies?

0:49:00 > 0:49:02Was just telling Lauren, Tyler's a skank.

0:49:02 > 0:49:04The way he thinks he can get any girl

0:49:04 > 0:49:05and they'll fall at his feet.

0:49:05 > 0:49:07So what, you really don't like him then?

0:49:07 > 0:49:10Give me some credit! What about you and that...

0:49:10 > 0:49:12What's her name?

0:49:12 > 0:49:13Faith...Olubunmi?

0:49:13 > 0:49:16We're just kinda seeing how it goes, you know?

0:49:16 > 0:49:18But you could do so much better.

0:49:18 > 0:49:19- You think?- Yeah.

0:49:19 > 0:49:22What is this music about?! Sorry.

0:49:24 > 0:49:25Arthur.

0:49:25 > 0:49:28It's a good job Mr Hoppa Poppa ain't here.

0:49:28 > 0:49:32I'd be getting my P45.

0:49:32 > 0:49:35Don't worry about him. As long as you're having a good time, Mrs B.

0:49:35 > 0:49:37A good job your young friends are here.

0:49:37 > 0:49:40Can I ask you a question, Arthur?

0:49:40 > 0:49:41Yeah.

0:49:41 > 0:49:44If you are so keen on Whitney,

0:49:44 > 0:49:47why are you courting that other girl?

0:49:48 > 0:49:50- What do you think of the old place? - Lovely.

0:49:50 > 0:49:52- Scrubs up pretty well, eh?- Yeah.

0:49:52 > 0:49:55If you like middle-of-the-road.

0:49:56 > 0:49:59Do you know, I actually feel quite sorry for you two.

0:49:59 > 0:50:00Got no real friends of your own,

0:50:00 > 0:50:03so you gate-crash a party where nobody likes you.

0:50:03 > 0:50:07Right, she must have used both of her brain cells for that one.

0:50:07 > 0:50:09Go easy, Janine.

0:50:09 > 0:50:12You're right, like taking candy from a baby.

0:50:12 > 0:50:15What's she ever done to you? Or maybe...fitter than you?

0:50:15 > 0:50:16Fitter?

0:50:16 > 0:50:18- SHE LAUGHS - Good one.

0:50:18 > 0:50:21He's kidding.

0:50:21 > 0:50:25Yeah, cos he's a right laugh that way, Janine. A right laugh.

0:50:25 > 0:50:27I'm knackered, can't we just go home?

0:50:27 > 0:50:31Ten minutes at your brother's engagement party is a bit insulting.

0:50:31 > 0:50:34Five more, however and we're bordering on acceptable.

0:50:34 > 0:50:36Not leaving already, are you?

0:50:36 > 0:50:38Ah, no, no.

0:50:38 > 0:50:40You seen Syed?

0:50:42 > 0:50:45Ladies and gentleman, your attention, please!

0:50:45 > 0:50:48To commemorate 50 years of service, Mrs Branning.

0:50:48 > 0:50:50- Cheers! - ALL: Cheers!

0:50:50 > 0:50:53ARTHUR: Whoo! Whoo-hoo!

0:50:54 > 0:50:55Oh!

0:50:55 > 0:50:58Oh, I say!

0:50:59 > 0:51:02And that's not all.

0:51:02 > 0:51:03Heather, Arthur and I...

0:51:03 > 0:51:05- And me.- ..and Cora, of course,

0:51:05 > 0:51:09have clubbed together to get you a little something.

0:51:11 > 0:51:13Travel ticket confirmation.

0:51:13 > 0:51:15Oh! 'Ere.

0:51:17 > 0:51:19A trip to Ireland!

0:51:19 > 0:51:21Ireland is right up your street, Mrs B.

0:51:21 > 0:51:22All those churches -

0:51:22 > 0:51:25it'll be like going on tour with the big man himself.

0:51:25 > 0:51:27I don't live in a church, Arthur!

0:51:27 > 0:51:30DOT LAUGHS Thank you ever so much, all of you.

0:51:30 > 0:51:31Rose, you better get packing.

0:51:31 > 0:51:32What?

0:51:32 > 0:51:35It's a trip for two. Got to keep an eye on you,

0:51:35 > 0:51:37keep you out of trouble.

0:51:43 > 0:51:44What you doing?

0:51:44 > 0:51:47Phoning a solicitor.

0:51:47 > 0:51:50I'm fed up of having my life dictated by other people.

0:51:50 > 0:51:53I just want this divorce over as soon as possible.

0:51:53 > 0:51:55Are you sure?

0:51:55 > 0:51:58I can't always live my life trying to please everyone else.

0:51:58 > 0:52:00It's what I want.

0:52:00 > 0:52:02What we want.

0:52:03 > 0:52:05So yeah, I'm sure.

0:52:05 > 0:52:06What did they say?

0:52:08 > 0:52:10They're closed.

0:52:11 > 0:52:15So much for the big romantic gesture.

0:52:15 > 0:52:17Don't worry about it. I love you anyway.

0:52:19 > 0:52:20Me too.

0:52:20 > 0:52:22Come here.

0:52:22 > 0:52:24No. You come here!

0:52:24 > 0:52:28- CHRISTIAN LAUGHS - What will the neighbours say?

0:52:28 > 0:52:32Sorry to ask you to leave, but my head's really banging now.

0:52:32 > 0:52:33It'll be the stress.

0:52:33 > 0:52:37As well as coping with that racket on top of everything else.

0:52:37 > 0:52:39It's making a mess of a neighbourhood like this, mind you.

0:52:39 > 0:52:41Honestly...

0:52:41 > 0:52:42Syed Masood!

0:52:42 > 0:52:44This is something else!

0:52:44 > 0:52:48Behaviour like this is completely disgusting!

0:52:48 > 0:52:50You knew he was living next door, didn't you?

0:52:50 > 0:52:53Dear God, Zainab!

0:52:53 > 0:52:54First, divorce.

0:52:54 > 0:52:55Then, attempted suicide.

0:52:55 > 0:52:59And now you let your gay son shack up next door?!

0:52:59 > 0:53:01You watch your mouth!

0:53:03 > 0:53:04Doesn't he make you sick?

0:53:08 > 0:53:09Aah!

0:53:12 > 0:53:14I'm your friend!

0:53:14 > 0:53:18No, you're not! You came here today to enjoy my misery,

0:53:18 > 0:53:19and that isn't friendship!

0:53:20 > 0:53:23And my son...

0:53:23 > 0:53:26my son is not the sick one, Bushra Abbasi,

0:53:26 > 0:53:27you are!

0:53:27 > 0:53:29Now get out of my sight!

0:53:29 > 0:53:31I will make sure everyone knows about this.

0:53:31 > 0:53:32Everyone!

0:53:50 > 0:53:52ROXY APPLAUDS

0:53:52 > 0:53:54ROXY: Go on, Zainab! Go on!

0:55:08 > 0:55:11Yusef, what are we doing? I can't...

0:55:11 > 0:55:15It's OK... you're practically divorced.

0:55:15 > 0:55:17You can finally listen to your heart.

0:55:20 > 0:55:23PHONE RINGS

0:55:25 > 0:55:27You're in no state to talk.

0:55:27 > 0:55:29Go and freshen up,

0:55:29 > 0:55:30I'll get this.

0:55:38 > 0:55:40Hello?

0:55:42 > 0:55:45You're in Walford? Why?

0:55:45 > 0:55:47No, I told you.

0:55:47 > 0:55:51Besides, Syed's not here, you're wasting your time.

0:55:56 > 0:55:57Doctor Khan?

0:56:02 > 0:56:04I knew something was going on with Mrs Masood.

0:56:04 > 0:56:06I've got a sixth sense about these things.

0:56:06 > 0:56:08It's called ears.

0:56:08 > 0:56:09I'm in shock.

0:56:09 > 0:56:13I'm actually on Zainab's side for once. It feels wrong.

0:56:13 > 0:56:15But it...

0:56:15 > 0:56:18It's a bit like when Darth Vader takes off the mask!

0:56:18 > 0:56:21Stop it, all right. I can't.

0:56:21 > 0:56:24I need to go and talk to Sy, he looks upset.

0:56:26 > 0:56:28Excuse me.

0:56:28 > 0:56:30Oi! Hello, you two. Long time no see.

0:56:30 > 0:56:31Saw you yesterday.

0:56:31 > 0:56:35- Did you? I noticed the chippy was shut. Where you been?- To the dogs.

0:56:35 > 0:56:37Oh, don't be so hard on yourself, love.

0:56:37 > 0:56:40Oi! It's not like you to close up the shop and go on a jolly, is it?

0:56:40 > 0:56:43Well, you know what they say - all work and no play...

0:56:43 > 0:56:45So, did you have a big win?

0:56:45 > 0:56:49No, but losing someone else's money doesn't have quite the same sting.

0:56:49 > 0:56:51- It's only money, innit. - Are my ears working?

0:56:51 > 0:56:54- Are we going to have that drink, or what?- Yeah.

0:56:54 > 0:56:56I've got a idea. Why don't we go and hang out, yeah?

0:56:56 > 0:57:00"Hang out"? Look at you, getting all down with the kids.

0:57:00 > 0:57:03- I'm up for it if you are? - I'm good enough for you now, am I?

0:57:03 > 0:57:05Oh, come on, let's go.

0:57:09 > 0:57:12- You all right, Carol? - Yeah. You all right?

0:57:12 > 0:57:16- You're looking nice. - Oh, cheers. How's your brother?

0:57:16 > 0:57:18Yeah, he's all right. Over the worst of it.

0:57:18 > 0:57:20Good.

0:57:20 > 0:57:21Meeting someone?

0:57:21 > 0:57:23No. No.

0:57:23 > 0:57:27- Pity Dad's in Spain then, eh? - Oh, right, is he on holiday?

0:57:27 > 0:57:31Well, not really, it's more of a permanent thing, he reckons...

0:57:31 > 0:57:33but you never know with my old man, do you?

0:57:34 > 0:57:37- Nice to see you.- Yeah.

0:57:40 > 0:57:44Come on, what's up with your face then?

0:57:44 > 0:57:47- Where is everyone?- You mean "Where's Whitney?" don't you?- No.

0:57:47 > 0:57:50- I mean everyone - it's dead. - Probably at that party.

0:57:50 > 0:57:52- Party?- At Christian and Syed's.

0:57:52 > 0:57:55What? There's a party that I don't know about?

0:57:55 > 0:57:58Didn't get invited, did you?

0:57:58 > 0:57:59Mate, I'm in love.

0:57:59 > 0:58:02Excuse me. Do you know Syed Masood?

0:58:03 > 0:58:08- Yeah, funnily enough, we're just going to his party now.- Oh.

0:58:11 > 0:58:14You're shaking.

0:58:14 > 0:58:17It's... It's just I wasn't expecting...

0:58:18 > 0:58:20I know. I'm sorry.

0:58:20 > 0:58:22Don't be.

0:58:31 > 0:58:33Who was on the phone?

0:58:35 > 0:58:37It was the imam.

0:58:39 > 0:58:41What?

0:58:41 > 0:58:43I didn't want to worry you.

0:58:43 > 0:58:47- Bushra's called him already? - He wasn't happy.

0:58:48 > 0:58:49Well, I'll...

0:58:49 > 0:58:51call him up, I'll explain...

0:58:51 > 0:58:53You hit another woman in public.

0:58:53 > 0:58:56How do you explain that?

0:58:56 > 0:59:00I'll tell him what she's been saying to me all afternoon.

0:59:00 > 0:59:02You know, that...

0:59:02 > 0:59:05I'll... I'll make him understand.

0:59:05 > 0:59:10Do you really think the imam will take your word over Bushra's?

0:59:10 > 0:59:12- What do you mean? - You heard her today...

0:59:12 > 0:59:14you have no standing in the community any more.

0:59:14 > 0:59:17You're a fallen woman.

0:59:17 > 0:59:20Bushra was taking a risk even associating with you.

0:59:20 > 0:59:24- How can you say that to me? - It's not what I think,

0:59:24 > 0:59:26but you have to be realistic.

0:59:26 > 0:59:29There's nothing here for you but shame...

0:59:31 > 0:59:32So what do I do?

0:59:32 > 0:59:35- There's nothing you can do. - Please don't say that.

0:59:35 > 0:59:39There must be. There must be a way to make them understand,

0:59:39 > 0:59:42to explain what I've been going through.

0:59:42 > 0:59:46- Come with me now, tonight. - What?- To Karachi.

0:59:46 > 0:59:48- Run away?- No, just for a break,

0:59:48 > 0:59:50let things blow over.

0:59:50 > 0:59:53Besides, what other choice do you have?

0:59:53 > 0:59:56Bushra could be calling the police right now.

0:59:56 > 0:59:57- The police?!- Assault.

0:59:57 > 0:59:59There were plenty of witnesses.

1:00:00 > 1:00:04- She'd have a good case. - You're being silly.

1:00:04 > 1:00:06She wouldn't go that far, would she?

1:00:08 > 1:00:09Oh, Yusef...

1:00:16 > 1:00:19I'll have a couple of doughnuts, please, Marie.

1:00:19 > 1:00:22Kids'll kill me if I come home empty-handed.

1:00:22 > 1:00:23You all right, Lauren?

1:00:23 > 1:00:26Fine, why? Where you been, anyway?

1:00:26 > 1:00:28I've been staying with Sonia.

1:00:29 > 1:00:32- You all right? Have you been drinking?- What?

1:00:32 > 1:00:36- No, not really.- "No, not really"? Is that code for getting lashed?

1:00:36 > 1:00:39Look at you, it's not even six o'clock.

1:00:39 > 1:00:41Right, and what happens when it's six o'clock?

1:00:41 > 1:00:44D'you turn into something other than a moody cow?

1:00:46 > 1:00:49You don't even know what week it is, do you?

1:00:49 > 1:00:51Right then, enlighten us then, Carol...

1:00:51 > 1:00:53what week is it?

1:00:53 > 1:00:55It's a year since Billie died.

1:00:55 > 1:00:59Don't expect you to remember, you were wasted that night, too.

1:01:00 > 1:01:02Wait, Carol...

1:01:04 > 1:01:07Hey, Kat, listen. I've got a plan, right?

1:01:07 > 1:01:09To get Ian to see the light.

1:01:09 > 1:01:12- What are you talking about?- Mandy.

1:01:12 > 1:01:14- I thought you liked her? - Yeah, as a fling, she's all right,

1:01:14 > 1:01:17but she's too attached to his wallet for my liking.

1:01:17 > 1:01:22- Well, he don't seem to mind.- That's cos the bloke is in denial, see?

1:01:22 > 1:01:25They're called breasts.

1:01:25 > 1:01:29- Have you got a plan? - Yeah. It's called a honeytrap.

1:01:29 > 1:01:32- I'm not coming on to Ian! - I'm not talking about you, you dope!

1:01:32 > 1:01:35I'm talking about me. I'll be the honeytrap for Mandy.

1:01:35 > 1:01:38What are you looking...? You saying I'm not honeytrap material?

1:01:38 > 1:01:41Well, it worked on me, didn't it?

1:01:42 > 1:01:46CHATTER AND LOUD MUSIC

1:01:50 > 1:01:53- What is wrong with you? - Aren't you worried?

1:01:53 > 1:01:55No. Everyone's happy cos Mum finally told Bushra

1:01:55 > 1:01:57where to stick it. I am partying, OK?

1:01:57 > 1:02:00- Did you see Mum?- Yeah, I know.

1:02:00 > 1:02:03- Amazing, wasn't it? - Have you been drinking?

1:02:03 > 1:02:05No.

1:02:05 > 1:02:06No!

1:02:09 > 1:02:10Hello, mate, you all right mate?

1:02:10 > 1:02:14Thanks for coming, yeah? Appreciate it.

1:02:14 > 1:02:16Sort yourselves out, yeah?

1:02:16 > 1:02:20Oh, look at those young men.

1:02:20 > 1:02:22They are so cute!

1:02:22 > 1:02:23You want to watch that one.

1:02:23 > 1:02:27He'll marry you and take all your money.

1:02:27 > 1:02:29Suits me, darling.

1:02:32 > 1:02:34- What happened to that girl? - The goddess?

1:02:34 > 1:02:36Yeah. Thought she was with us?

1:02:36 > 1:02:40- No-one's here either.- Would you just call her and ask her out?

1:02:40 > 1:02:42- Who?- You see? That is your problem, bruv.

1:02:42 > 1:02:44- I don't have a problem.- No?- I don't!

1:02:44 > 1:02:47All right, all right.

1:02:47 > 1:02:48Ladies.

1:02:48 > 1:02:50Hello, darling.

1:02:50 > 1:02:52Right, everyone, listen!

1:02:52 > 1:02:55I've got a little announcement to make. Roxy!

1:02:55 > 1:02:59'Pipe down everyone. You especially, Tambo.'

1:03:03 > 1:03:05'OK, look...'

1:03:05 > 1:03:08some of you already know this, but we haven't made it official,

1:03:08 > 1:03:10but the real reason for this party

1:03:10 > 1:03:14is to celebrate the fact that Christian and I are getting married.

1:03:14 > 1:03:17- ALL:- Ahh.

1:03:17 > 1:03:21Right now, I feel like the luckiest man on the planet.

1:03:22 > 1:03:25ROXY RETCHES

1:03:25 > 1:03:26What?

1:03:30 > 1:03:32Amira, wait!

1:03:35 > 1:03:39I'm sorry, it was thoughtless of me.

1:03:39 > 1:03:43And I do remember, I just can't believe it's been a year.

1:03:43 > 1:03:44You're telling me.

1:03:47 > 1:03:48Well, how're you doing?

1:03:48 > 1:03:54I was holding it together until Bianca called...

1:03:54 > 1:03:55and that did it.

1:03:58 > 1:03:59Does it get any easier?

1:04:01 > 1:04:02I'll let you know.

1:04:06 > 1:04:09Lauren? What's wrong?

1:04:09 > 1:04:10It's just...

1:04:12 > 1:04:15..it's been a bit of a rough week. It's nothing.

1:04:15 > 1:04:17Don't look like nothing.

1:04:19 > 1:04:22It's just, erm...

1:04:24 > 1:04:25..Mum.

1:04:26 > 1:04:27She's...

1:04:29 > 1:04:32I dunno, she's just...

1:04:32 > 1:04:34She's not doing very well.

1:04:34 > 1:04:36Very well? What...?

1:04:36 > 1:04:39Come on, you can tell me, Lauren.

1:04:42 > 1:04:46No, it's ever since her and Greg split...

1:04:46 > 1:04:48I'm just really worried about her.

1:04:48 > 1:04:52Right, and that's why you've been drinking, is it?

1:04:52 > 1:04:55Look, if you want to help your mum,

1:04:55 > 1:04:57don't give her something else to worry about, right?

1:04:57 > 1:04:59Lay off the booze, yeah?

1:05:07 > 1:05:08I'm sorry.

1:05:08 > 1:05:11You heard all that about me and Christian...

1:05:13 > 1:05:16But I am glad you're here.

1:05:16 > 1:05:17Are you?

1:05:17 > 1:05:19Yeah.

1:05:20 > 1:05:24We can sit down like adults and finally sort this out.

1:05:24 > 1:05:26What do you mean?

1:05:26 > 1:05:28Have you spoken to Doctor Khan?

1:05:28 > 1:05:31The divorce. That's what all this is about, isn't it?

1:05:33 > 1:05:35I'm not here about a divorce.

1:05:36 > 1:05:39Well, then why...?

1:05:41 > 1:05:43I'm here about our baby.

1:05:49 > 1:05:52KNOCK ON DOOR

1:06:22 > 1:06:24DOOR SLAMS

1:06:25 > 1:06:28SHE LAUGHS

1:06:42 > 1:06:45How is this even possible, Amira?

1:06:45 > 1:06:47I know we were trying, but...

1:06:47 > 1:06:49the test...the test was negative.

1:06:49 > 1:06:53- No. That was Chelsea's.- What?!

1:06:53 > 1:06:55I'm really supposed to believe that?

1:06:55 > 1:06:58Thanks for showing me such respect(!) That's your forte.

1:06:58 > 1:07:02What do you expect? You turn up out of the blue, making wild claims,

1:07:02 > 1:07:04I mean, where is it, this imaginary baby?

1:07:07 > 1:07:09Here.

1:07:11 > 1:07:13Go on, look.

1:07:20 > 1:07:24- It's a baby. They all look like that. - The eyes.

1:07:24 > 1:07:26Look at her eyes.

1:07:29 > 1:07:32You see it, don't you?

1:07:33 > 1:07:34They're yours.

1:07:35 > 1:07:39And I have to look at them every single day.

1:07:42 > 1:07:44I'm her father?

1:07:47 > 1:07:48Sy?

1:07:50 > 1:07:52Christian, I'm a dad.

1:07:52 > 1:07:53This was a mistake.

1:07:57 > 1:08:00- You had a baby?- Get back.

1:08:00 > 1:08:01I want to see.

1:08:01 > 1:08:04- Argh!- Amira! - What is the matter with you?- Rox...

1:08:04 > 1:08:08- Are you all right?- Yeah, I'm fine. - Get off me.- Rox! - You're a vicious cow.

1:08:08 > 1:08:11- Rox! Just leave it, Roxy. - Come on.- Why'd you do that?

1:08:11 > 1:08:13I told him to get back.

1:08:13 > 1:08:16You see, this is the reason why you can't be involved in Yasmin's life.

1:08:16 > 1:08:19- Yasmin? That's her name? - Don't go getting any ideas.

1:08:19 > 1:08:21I'm leaving. I've got a taxi coming.

1:08:21 > 1:08:23No, no, no, look, I just want to talk to you.

1:08:23 > 1:08:28No pressure, no anything. You and I sitting down for a civilised conversation.

1:08:28 > 1:08:30- I'm sorry, I can't. - No, I'm not letting you go.

1:08:30 > 1:08:34Sorry, Amira, this is too big a bombshell for you to just drop and then walk out.

1:08:36 > 1:08:37OK.

1:08:37 > 1:08:41Great. Just...sit down and I'll get us some drinks.

1:08:43 > 1:08:45I just need to go to the ladies.

1:08:46 > 1:08:50- Better than Diagnosis Murder, eh, Cor?- I'm waiting for the murder.

1:08:58 > 1:09:00Now's your chance, Agent Moon.

1:09:00 > 1:09:02OK, all right.

1:09:02 > 1:09:03Go. Go, go.

1:09:08 > 1:09:09All right, Mandy?

1:09:09 > 1:09:11I'm glad I've got you on your own.

1:09:11 > 1:09:13You got any nuts?

1:09:13 > 1:09:16- Yeah. Salted or dry roasted? - Definitely dry.

1:09:16 > 1:09:17Over there.

1:09:17 > 1:09:19- Another drink?- Oh, please, yeah.

1:09:27 > 1:09:30Well, I'm pleased for Ian. You know, having you on his arm...

1:09:30 > 1:09:34he must feel like all his Christmases have come at once, eh?

1:09:34 > 1:09:36So, er, you approve?

1:09:36 > 1:09:38Yeah, of course I approve. Yeah, course, yeah.

1:09:39 > 1:09:45Can't help feeling a bit of the pang of the old green-eyed monster.

1:09:45 > 1:09:48- Yeah?- Yeah, well you're a gorgeous-looking bird... girl...woman.

1:09:48 > 1:09:50You know, a beautiful girl.

1:09:50 > 1:09:53Yeah. Well, you got Kat, ain't you.

1:09:53 > 1:09:54Yeah. Yeah, course.

1:09:54 > 1:09:57Yeah, me and Kat are great, you know. We are great.

1:09:59 > 1:10:02But, you know, doesn't stop you wondering though, eh?

1:10:02 > 1:10:05- Well, it's only natural.- Yeah.

1:10:05 > 1:10:07Yeah, it is, you know, er...

1:10:07 > 1:10:10Long as you don't do anything about it.

1:10:10 > 1:10:14No, no, course not, no. But if you were to...

1:10:14 > 1:10:18and no-one knew and no-one got hurt...

1:10:19 > 1:10:22Are you flirting with me, Alfie?

1:10:22 > 1:10:25No. No. But...

1:10:25 > 1:10:27- would you like it if I was? - Well...

1:10:31 > 1:10:33Nice try,

1:10:33 > 1:10:37but, well, this little shop's closed for business.

1:10:39 > 1:10:40SHE GIGGLES

1:10:49 > 1:10:51Amira!

1:10:56 > 1:10:58- What are you doing here? - I needed to see you.

1:10:58 > 1:10:59Come away from there.

1:10:59 > 1:11:01Why?

1:11:01 > 1:11:04You're hurting me! Ow!

1:11:06 > 1:11:08Why're we hiding?

1:11:08 > 1:11:10Zainab's fragile at the moment.

1:11:10 > 1:11:13- This news may tip her over the edge. - Fragile?

1:11:13 > 1:11:14It's complicated, Amira.

1:11:16 > 1:11:19- She attempted suicide a few weeks ago.- Zainab?!

1:11:19 > 1:11:23- Why ARE you here?- I'm not a child, you can't just push me about.

1:11:24 > 1:11:27Anyway, you lied. Syed is here.

1:11:28 > 1:11:29You've seen him?

1:11:29 > 1:11:30You stupid girl.

1:11:30 > 1:11:34How dare you? What would my dad say if he heard you talking to me like that?

1:11:34 > 1:11:38He'd agree. Don't you see? This is what I was trying to warn you about.

1:11:38 > 1:11:41Syed will do everything he can to get her off you.

1:11:41 > 1:11:42He wouldn't.

1:11:42 > 1:11:45They're desperate to adopt. Why else would I warn you off?

1:11:45 > 1:11:49- What do you mean? They can't just take my baby.- He is her father.

1:11:49 > 1:11:51If only you'd trusted me.

1:11:52 > 1:11:54I do.

1:11:54 > 1:11:57Please, Doctor Khan. Please, help me.

1:11:57 > 1:12:00Go home. I'll call tomorrow.

1:12:00 > 1:12:01We'll get a solicitor.

1:12:01 > 1:12:03Everything will be fine.

1:12:04 > 1:12:07- You promise?- Of course.

1:12:18 > 1:12:19It didn't work.

1:12:19 > 1:12:23What, she resisted the Moon charm? Never(!)

1:12:23 > 1:12:24You sure?

1:12:24 > 1:12:28Yes. Ian, I know when a man is coming on to me, trust me.

1:12:28 > 1:12:31I mean, you're not the most subtle of the species.

1:12:31 > 1:12:35All right, guys, you got enough drinks and everything? Lovely!

1:12:36 > 1:12:39- What's going on?- What you talking about?- I've told him.

1:12:40 > 1:12:43No, it's not like that, all right?

1:12:43 > 1:12:46I was just being friendly, that's all.

1:12:46 > 1:12:48Oh, give it up, Alfie, we've been rumbled!

1:12:48 > 1:12:50"We've"? Were you in on it, too?

1:12:50 > 1:12:52In on...what?

1:12:56 > 1:12:57Is this...

1:12:57 > 1:13:00This what I think it is?

1:13:00 > 1:13:01OK, just hear me out, all right?

1:13:01 > 1:13:04I want to apologise. I overstepped the mark,

1:13:04 > 1:13:07but, listen, come on, we're all friends here, ain't we?

1:13:07 > 1:13:11- We're close friends, aren't we? - Course we are, yeah, exactly.

1:13:11 > 1:13:15Do you know what, I never knew you were so open about it.

1:13:15 > 1:13:18I mean, we're all consenting adults, aren't we?

1:13:18 > 1:13:21There's no need to feel awkward about any of this, Alfie.

1:13:21 > 1:13:23This is how it works, isn't it?

1:13:28 > 1:13:30SHE LAUGHS

1:13:30 > 1:13:32Come on Kat, where's yours?

1:13:37 > 1:13:39She's done a runner.

1:13:39 > 1:13:42- Didn't I say?- We'll catch up with her. She can't have gone far.

1:13:42 > 1:13:44No. I've got to do this on my own.

1:13:44 > 1:13:47Besides, I want a boyfriend who can actually see, come tomorrow.

1:13:51 > 1:13:54Come on you, drink. Drink.

1:13:54 > 1:13:55Is that the interval?

1:13:55 > 1:13:57Save my seat.

1:13:59 > 1:14:02Keys in a bowl? Ian, this ain't the '70s!

1:14:02 > 1:14:04All right, fine.

1:14:04 > 1:14:07But what I don't get is why you were trying it on with Mandy?

1:14:07 > 1:14:10And why YOU were just going along with it?

1:14:10 > 1:14:13Well, it's to set me up, innit? You know, prove I'll go with anyone.

1:14:13 > 1:14:17- Smart girl, this one. - Listen, I was worried about you. No offence, Mandy.

1:14:17 > 1:14:19No, look, there's none taken, all right?

1:14:19 > 1:14:22- Why?- Because you've been acting out of character lately.

1:14:22 > 1:14:24Yeah, I know! It's great, innit?

1:14:24 > 1:14:26But - no offence again, Mandy -

1:14:26 > 1:14:30just that, you know, you've got a bit of a...reputation.

1:14:30 > 1:14:33Says the man married to Kat Slater!

1:14:33 > 1:14:36- Whoa, that's a bit below the belt! - Kat don't mind.- Why should I?

1:14:36 > 1:14:38- He's got a point.- See?- You all right?

1:14:38 > 1:14:40Why wouldn't I be?

1:14:40 > 1:14:43Right, who wants some music?

1:14:43 > 1:14:44Yes.

1:14:44 > 1:14:46- Oh, go on, then.- Yes!

1:14:50 > 1:14:53I don't even know what I'm packing. This is madness.

1:14:53 > 1:14:56I mean, what if Masood has taken Kamil out?

1:14:56 > 1:14:59- I can't leave without him.- He knows you're coming to collect him.

1:14:59 > 1:15:01Right.

1:15:01 > 1:15:04OK, I can't... I can't do this. It's too sudden. I mean, why tonight?

1:15:04 > 1:15:08You have no choice. We'll be fine. Once we're on the plane, we can relax.

1:15:08 > 1:15:10KNOCK AT DOOR

1:15:10 > 1:15:13- Don't answer it.- What? Why?- Don't.

1:15:13 > 1:15:17PHONE RINGS

1:15:19 > 1:15:20Yes?

1:15:22 > 1:15:23You're what?

1:15:25 > 1:15:29Hi. I thought I'd bring him back as we were passing.

1:15:29 > 1:15:31- Thank you.- Are you OK? - Of course. Why?

1:15:31 > 1:15:34- What have you heard?- Nothing. But you didn't answer the door.

1:15:36 > 1:15:38Are you sure? I can see you're upset.

1:15:40 > 1:15:42- Masood...- Everything OK?

1:15:45 > 1:15:47Ah, I see.

1:15:48 > 1:15:49There I was...

1:15:49 > 1:15:54getting all worried about you and thinking you might do something stupid again,

1:15:54 > 1:15:57when all the time you're merrily shacking up with him.

1:15:57 > 1:15:59What's happening to you, Z?

1:15:59 > 1:16:01I don't care what you think any more.

1:16:01 > 1:16:04I don't care what anyone thinks any more.

1:16:08 > 1:16:10Fine.

1:16:10 > 1:16:11Good luck to you.

1:16:14 > 1:16:16DOOR SLAMS

1:16:18 > 1:16:20The sooner we leave, the better.

1:16:20 > 1:16:24- I'll... I'll go and pack my things. - Can you get me some pills, Yusef?

1:16:24 > 1:16:26I thought you were trying to come off them?

1:16:26 > 1:16:31- I am. I need them for the plane. - We don't have time.- Yusef, please.

1:16:45 > 1:16:46Won't be long.

1:16:48 > 1:16:50DOOR SLAMS

1:16:53 > 1:16:54Amira?

1:16:54 > 1:16:58I thought I was seeing things, but it is you.

1:16:58 > 1:17:01- Uncle-ji. - You're a sight for sore eyes!

1:17:01 > 1:17:02Ah...

1:17:04 > 1:17:06What is it?

1:17:08 > 1:17:11So he leans over the bar, cocky as you like and he says,

1:17:11 > 1:17:14"You're a beauty and I'm the beast."

1:17:14 > 1:17:18And I say, "Sweetheart, if you're a beast, I won't be having nightmares tonight."

1:17:18 > 1:17:21THEY LAUGH

1:17:21 > 1:17:23Listen, listen... I've got one...

1:17:23 > 1:17:25Oh, hang on, here we go.

1:17:29 > 1:17:32You all right? Where'd you disappear to then?

1:17:32 > 1:17:34Mate, that party was a washout.

1:17:34 > 1:17:37I had to fight to get away from them two old biddies.

1:17:40 > 1:17:42What you watching?

1:17:42 > 1:17:46On the way home, Ty, I bumped into Megan Fox.

1:17:46 > 1:17:48She tried it on with me, didn't she, but I turned her down.

1:17:48 > 1:17:51I said, "I know you're a super-hot Hollywood actress,

1:17:51 > 1:17:55"but that type of thing don't impress an Hammers fan."

1:17:55 > 1:17:56Yeah?

1:17:56 > 1:17:57Yeah.

1:17:59 > 1:18:01MOBILE BEEPS

1:18:03 > 1:18:06Ha! Yeah! Yes!

1:18:08 > 1:18:11Calm down, calm down. Did she say yes, then?

1:18:11 > 1:18:13- Yeah!- Show me, show me.

1:18:19 > 1:18:20What are you looking at?

1:18:27 > 1:18:29What you doing in here?

1:18:29 > 1:18:32Oh, just getting bored of listening to Ian's old jokes.

1:18:32 > 1:18:33Why, what's wrong?

1:18:33 > 1:18:36No, nothing, sweetheart. Nothing.

1:18:36 > 1:18:39Well, I like him, the new Ian.

1:18:39 > 1:18:41I ain't laughed so much in ages.

1:18:41 > 1:18:45Come off it, you're not falling for that old...

1:18:45 > 1:18:48easy-going bloke stuff, are you?

1:18:48 > 1:18:50He's not exactly getting down on one knee.

1:18:50 > 1:18:53They're doing their thing. I respect 'em.

1:18:53 > 1:18:56- Respect them?- Yeah, cos it's honest.

1:18:56 > 1:18:58It's you that's got the problem.

1:18:58 > 1:19:00What you on about, Kat?

1:19:00 > 1:19:02You won't let him change.

1:19:02 > 1:19:05No matter what he does, or what he says, he's the same old Ian.

1:19:05 > 1:19:09Right, that's it. We is off home for an early night.

1:19:09 > 1:19:11Oi, oi! Have a good night, guys.

1:19:11 > 1:19:13- See ya.- See ya. Thanks.

1:19:18 > 1:19:22I'll go downstairs, see if Tracey's all right.

1:19:26 > 1:19:29- Sorry, I can't find my phone. - You won't need it in Pakistan.

1:19:29 > 1:19:33I have to speak with Tamwar, I have to tell him what's happening.

1:19:33 > 1:19:35We'll be late. Use the one in the car.

1:19:35 > 1:19:37- I'll just check upstairs. - Stop stalling.

1:19:37 > 1:19:39Just one minute, please!

1:19:39 > 1:19:43- Perfect.- Ironic, considering how she came into the world.

1:19:43 > 1:19:45I've got to go.

1:19:45 > 1:19:47- It was lovely to see you.- You too.

1:19:47 > 1:19:49- You will stay in touch? - I don't know.

1:19:49 > 1:19:51Wait!

1:20:01 > 1:20:03You can't leave..

1:20:04 > 1:20:07..until you promise me I can see my baby.

1:20:08 > 1:20:11It's not YOUR baby, Syed, it's OUR baby.

1:20:14 > 1:20:15Can I see her again?

1:20:17 > 1:20:19The photo?

1:20:28 > 1:20:30She's beautiful.

1:20:38 > 1:20:40We all know what a piece of work she is.

1:20:40 > 1:20:42She's probably out there with Syed, making plans.

1:20:42 > 1:20:45Where does that leave you? Hm?

1:20:45 > 1:20:47Out in the cold, that's where it leaves you.

1:20:48 > 1:20:50- You're right.- I know.

1:20:51 > 1:20:53I should be a part of this.

1:20:54 > 1:20:56Well, come on.

1:20:59 > 1:21:04Silly girl, falling in love with a gay man.

1:21:04 > 1:21:05He did marry her.

1:21:05 > 1:21:07I'm not talking about the Asian girl.

1:21:09 > 1:21:10Dad, where are you?

1:21:10 > 1:21:14- Just listen, Afia. Do you have Tamwar with you?- 'Yeah.'

1:21:14 > 1:21:15Good, cos I have some news.

1:21:15 > 1:21:19Zainab and I are going on a last-minute holiday to Pakistan with Kamil.

1:21:19 > 1:21:20'What? Is Zainab OK?'

1:21:20 > 1:21:23Don't worry, she's fine. We'll call when we arrive.

1:21:23 > 1:21:26I can't speak now, we're driving.

1:21:28 > 1:21:31Did you get through?

1:21:31 > 1:21:33ENGINE STARTS

1:21:35 > 1:21:37They've gone. They've taken Kamil.

1:21:39 > 1:21:41"Gone"? What do you mean "gone"? Gone where?

1:21:41 > 1:21:43Pakistan.

1:21:45 > 1:21:47OK...

1:21:47 > 1:21:50I swore I wouldn't do this, but...OK.

1:21:56 > 1:21:57Baba.

1:21:59 > 1:22:01You are her dad, you should be able to see her.

1:22:01 > 1:22:03- Thank you.- Syed.

1:22:03 > 1:22:06- But there's one condition.- Anything.

1:22:09 > 1:22:11I don't want HIM anywhere near my baby.

1:22:22 > 1:22:24ENGINE STARTS

1:22:29 > 1:22:31And...send.

1:22:33 > 1:22:37Alfie, do you put kisses on your texts?

1:22:37 > 1:22:42- He don't even send 'em to me!- You're well OTT with yours. Why do you ask?

1:22:42 > 1:22:43No reason.

1:22:43 > 1:22:47In real life, Jean, people don't just send kisses for no reason, all right?

1:22:47 > 1:22:49Why not? What's wrong with a bit of affection?

1:22:49 > 1:22:53Cos it doesn't mean anything if you do it to everybody, that's why!

1:22:53 > 1:23:00Listen, can you finish this for me? I'm running a bit late, I need a shower. Thanks, sweetheart.

1:23:00 > 1:23:03- Why don't you two go out? - Another night off?

1:23:05 > 1:23:09You can save that worried look for someone who needs it.

1:23:22 > 1:23:24Morning, Granddad.

1:23:25 > 1:23:27SHE PURRS

1:23:35 > 1:23:38RADIO PLAYS

1:23:45 > 1:23:46RADIO STOPS

1:23:50 > 1:23:53It's going to take a while to get your head round it.

1:24:01 > 1:24:03Tam.

1:24:03 > 1:24:06- Is your mum about?- Mum? Er... No.

1:24:06 > 1:24:09Is she still at the Minute Mart?

1:24:09 > 1:24:11Er... No.

1:24:13 > 1:24:17She's in... She's in Pakistan, I think.

1:24:20 > 1:24:25- What?!- She's in Pakistan. - Where's Kamil?!

1:24:26 > 1:24:27He's with them.

1:24:29 > 1:24:32- Seriously, you can't leave it there!- What's all this?

1:24:32 > 1:24:36Apparently Alfie did a deal with some mate. It's almost out of date.

1:24:36 > 1:24:38We're going to have to shift this lot.

1:24:38 > 1:24:41Go and find him, will you, Trace?

1:24:41 > 1:24:45- You look thrilled, darling. Mark.- Hello, Mark.- Oh, like that?

1:24:45 > 1:24:48OK, I could get used to that.

1:24:48 > 1:24:52- Do you do this cheesy routine on all your customers?- No.

1:24:52 > 1:24:55- Only the one's who are game. - Well, I ain't.- That's a shame,

1:24:55 > 1:24:57cos I bet you'd be really good at it as well,

1:24:57 > 1:25:01- when you're in the mood, like. - I'm the best.

1:25:01 > 1:25:02But I'm retired.

1:25:04 > 1:25:06The best ones usually are. Shame.

1:25:06 > 1:25:12OK. If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find...

1:25:12 > 1:25:15YOU ain't funny, Alfie.

1:25:17 > 1:25:20- She'll come round.- Usually do.- Yeah.

1:25:20 > 1:25:22Here you go, buddy. I think it's all there.

1:25:22 > 1:25:26- You know, keep it schtumm, yeah? - Lovely.- Take care. Cheers, mate.

1:25:26 > 1:25:29All right, Tyler? All right, buddy?

1:25:33 > 1:25:34Oi! LAUGHS

1:25:34 > 1:25:38- Are you trying to impress the girl, doing the old trip routine?- Eh?

1:25:38 > 1:25:40Oh. No, I'm just a bit, you know...

1:25:40 > 1:25:45I'm taking Whitney out later for a meal. You know, wine and dine her.

1:25:45 > 1:25:46Shut up. You the man. Yes, well done.

1:25:46 > 1:25:51I know, but I'm going to have to play it a bit differently.

1:25:51 > 1:25:54- What's the word on the side of them boxes?- Upright?

1:25:54 > 1:25:56No, the other one...

1:25:56 > 1:25:58- Fragile!- Oh, yeah. With you.

1:25:58 > 1:26:01That's what Whit is, so I've got to be, you know, sensitive.

1:26:01 > 1:26:04Shut up. What you talking about? Just be yourself!

1:26:04 > 1:26:09- Butch, macho self, all right? - Alf, Alf, come on, man. Everyone knows that don't work.

1:26:13 > 1:26:15You know what? You, young man, are a genius.

1:26:24 > 1:26:25- Thanks, love. - PHONE BEEPS

1:26:25 > 1:26:28Oh, hang on.

1:26:28 > 1:26:30Oh, no!

1:26:30 > 1:26:34You're here! You haven't answered any of my texts!

1:26:34 > 1:26:37I wasn't sure which one to reply to. There were 14 of them.

1:26:37 > 1:26:41- Well, 15 now. - The one about dinner.- Oh, yeah.

1:26:41 > 1:26:45I was wondering...if...

1:26:45 > 1:26:48you might like...

1:26:48 > 1:26:50a home-cooked meal sometime.

1:26:50 > 1:26:56- Oh, that'd be lovely. What we having?- Sausage surprise!

1:26:56 > 1:26:59I'm known for it round here.

1:26:59 > 1:27:02- Saturday night, perhaps?- Perfecto.

1:27:05 > 1:27:08You know that film Fatal Attraction?

1:27:08 > 1:27:10The one with the bunny boiler? Yeah, why?

1:27:10 > 1:27:12You're in it.

1:27:12 > 1:27:15PHONE BEEPS

1:27:15 > 1:27:16Oh, no!

1:27:16 > 1:27:20- That'll be her.- That's 16 now.

1:27:23 > 1:27:26I always keep a well-stocked first aid kit,

1:27:26 > 1:27:30cos Heather is a magnet for catastrophes.

1:27:30 > 1:27:33Now, you better have some of these cos I shan't be here,

1:27:33 > 1:27:36I'm going on me holidays. I'm going to Ireland with my sister, Rose.

1:27:36 > 1:27:39Mind you, she don't seem too keen on the idea,

1:27:39 > 1:27:43she's going around with a face like a wet weekend in Walford.

1:27:43 > 1:27:47- You excited? - One doesn't like to appear smug.

1:27:47 > 1:27:51And excitement is very overrated in my book.

1:27:51 > 1:27:53That is when Heather Trott tends to have her calamities -

1:27:53 > 1:27:56when she's in that state.

1:27:56 > 1:28:00- Well, I'm going on a date later. - Oh...- With a boy.

1:28:00 > 1:28:02Yeah?

1:28:02 > 1:28:04I ain't told no-one about it.

1:28:04 > 1:28:07We've known each other for a little while, you know?

1:28:07 > 1:28:11For ages I didn't want to know cos he's so full of himself. He's smug...

1:28:11 > 1:28:16Well, every boy has the potential to be somebody's Prince Charming.

1:28:16 > 1:28:21And every girl is waiting for one, no matter what she tells herself.

1:28:21 > 1:28:25Hmm... He's no Prince Charming, believe me(!)

1:28:26 > 1:28:28Do you get butterflies in your tummy?

1:28:28 > 1:28:34- Eh?- That was Ethel's test. Swore by it. Close your eyes.

1:28:34 > 1:28:38Go on, close 'em.

1:28:38 > 1:28:41Now, think about him.

1:28:43 > 1:28:45I need to get back on the stall.

1:28:45 > 1:28:48- THEY LAUGH - Never fails.

1:28:52 > 1:28:57How could I forget? Me, Ian! Me?! Alfie Moon, of all people!

1:28:57 > 1:28:59Kat can't even see me.

1:28:59 > 1:29:02She looks through me like I'm practically invisible.

1:29:02 > 1:29:04- And you know why? - I'm sure you'll tell me.

1:29:04 > 1:29:07Yes, tell you what, cos I'm always there. That's why.

1:29:07 > 1:29:11Every time she turns round I'm standing there with a cup of tea and a smile.

1:29:11 > 1:29:14- I found myself hanging around outside the khazi for her the other day!- No!

1:29:14 > 1:29:17Mate, that's too much information.

1:29:17 > 1:29:22- If you want to be useful, close those curtains.- Yeah, no problem.

1:29:22 > 1:29:25- Listen, also about last night... - Yeah!

1:29:25 > 1:29:29- Sorry for that little misunderstanding.- With all due respect, I was trying to tell Kat

1:29:29 > 1:29:35- how wrong I think you and Mandy are. Talking of Mandy, where is she? - Dunno. Probably gone shopping.

1:29:35 > 1:29:39That's what I'm talking about! She's off doing girl's stuff, spending your money!

1:29:39 > 1:29:44- And you're here in your pants doing bloke's stuff. That's the way it should be!- Should it?!

1:29:44 > 1:29:51- Page one in the Bloke's Manual. Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen. - Keep 'em keen.- Thank you!

1:29:51 > 1:29:54- If you're 17! - No. no, not 17.

1:29:54 > 1:29:56It's no age...it's any age!

1:29:56 > 1:30:00Ian there's a time I was the Fonz and now I'm Mr C! How did that happen?

1:30:00 > 1:30:03It's called life, mate!

1:30:03 > 1:30:05Are you my mate?

1:30:05 > 1:30:08No, please, don't go roping me into anything, today all right,

1:30:08 > 1:30:12- cos once we left you last night we came back and had another... - Are you my mate or not?

1:30:12 > 1:30:17- Yes!- Of course. I need to borrow some readies. - Just dip in the till! You got a pub!

1:30:17 > 1:30:20I can't! Kat will know I've taken money out the till.

1:30:20 > 1:30:25- I need to keep her guessing, create a bit of mystique. Come on. - Under the fruit bowl.

1:30:25 > 1:30:28Really? Good man. Cheers buddy.

1:30:28 > 1:30:31- You're worse than Mandy!- Oh, stop whinging, you're like a big girl.

1:30:31 > 1:30:34Also, I need to borrow some wax or some sort of hair gel.

1:30:34 > 1:30:36Peter was always leaving it lying around.

1:30:36 > 1:30:38- It's in the drawer. - Yeah? Good man.

1:30:38 > 1:30:41Oh, look at that, well done, mate. HE LAUGHS

1:30:41 > 1:30:44Fantastic, look at that! Yes!

1:30:46 > 1:30:50See. Women like a bit of friction, Ian.

1:30:50 > 1:30:52They don't always want it their own way.

1:30:52 > 1:30:55It's about nature.

1:30:55 > 1:30:58And you cannot mess with nature.

1:30:58 > 1:31:01And you! You'll be my wing commander.

1:31:01 > 1:31:03- wing commander of what?- Blokes.

1:31:03 > 1:31:08We've got our very first mission. See, I bought a load of dodgy lager, I need to get rid of it.

1:31:08 > 1:31:11That's why we're holding Walford's very first Beer Festival, Ian!

1:31:11 > 1:31:15- No. Not today, Alfie!- Yes! Yes!

1:31:15 > 1:31:17Hello, Stranger. Hey!

1:31:19 > 1:31:21Actually, Dad, I was on my way out.

1:31:21 > 1:31:24- Did you not hear what I said? Your mum's gone to Pakistan.- Water?

1:31:24 > 1:31:27- No.- It's not gay water. HE SIGHS

1:31:27 > 1:31:29Look, we both know Mum needed a break

1:31:29 > 1:31:31and as hard as it is for you to accept,

1:31:31 > 1:31:35- you and Mum are divorced. She can go wherever she wants. - What, with Kamil?!

1:31:35 > 1:31:36Without telling me?!

1:31:36 > 1:31:41- Without even a goodbye! Doesn't that sound strange to you?! - Yusef will take care of them.

1:31:41 > 1:31:45That's what I'm worried about! Who knows what he's got planned.

1:31:45 > 1:31:48Shabnam's in Lahore. Maybe they're planning on visiting her.

1:31:48 > 1:31:51I've left her messages this morning.

1:31:51 > 1:31:57- Look, if she or your mum calls, it's imperative that you tell me straightaway. Syed?!- Yes!

1:31:57 > 1:32:00Maybe I should just go straight to the police.

1:32:00 > 1:32:04- They've kidnapped my son!- It's a holiday! Yeah. I'm chasing a cab.

1:32:04 > 1:32:09Yeah, Albert Square, Walford. Oh, it's outside? Great.

1:32:13 > 1:32:16- Ta.- Cheers.- Cheers. Look, I got manners, all right.

1:32:16 > 1:32:20I can do chiver...chival...chiv...

1:32:20 > 1:32:22You can't even say it, mate, can you!

1:32:22 > 1:32:24There's no way you can go a whole night

1:32:24 > 1:32:27with no corny lines, no fast moves. And no innuendos.

1:32:27 > 1:32:30That, mate, is Mission Impossible! You know it is.

1:32:30 > 1:32:33C'mon, we got loads to shift.

1:32:33 > 1:32:35See you later, Alfie!

1:32:36 > 1:32:40Celebration of beer? Don't we do that every night?

1:32:40 > 1:32:45- It's a good point.- No, it's about re-connecting with things behind the drinking!

1:32:45 > 1:32:47- Yeah, like alcoholism? - No, no, camaraderie,

1:32:47 > 1:32:51- comradeship. Fraternity, innit? - It's more like a Man Festival.

1:32:51 > 1:32:54Eh, me and Ian both believe that manliness is underrated!

1:32:54 > 1:32:56It's great being a bloke, innit, eh?

1:32:56 > 1:33:00Don't know 'bout that, Alfie. For me it's about TV dinners and nose hair.

1:33:00 > 1:33:04- It's growing out the front of my nose now. The front! - I think I'll leave it at that.

1:33:04 > 1:33:06This is woeful.

1:33:06 > 1:33:09It's the ultimate, being a bloke! Help me out here, Paddy.

1:33:09 > 1:33:13- You're absolutely right, brother Alf. Absolutely right.- Thank you.

1:33:15 > 1:33:18- Has he done something to his hair? - Beers all round? Lovely.

1:33:18 > 1:33:20- PATRICK:- Rum for me!

1:33:20 > 1:33:21- IAN:- It's a beer festival!

1:33:21 > 1:33:26Oh, Rose, I wonder where we'll be eating this time tomorrow?

1:33:26 > 1:33:32- Won't be al fresco, that's for sure. Weather report's terrible. - Rose, what's the matter with you?

1:33:32 > 1:33:35Your face ain't cracked a smile since I invited you.

1:33:35 > 1:33:38- Talk about being ungrateful! - So ladies, are you all packed?

1:33:38 > 1:33:44- Yes.- You got your Euros? Passport? - I haven't got a passport.

1:33:44 > 1:33:48That's all right. All you need is ID. Driver's licence will do.

1:33:48 > 1:33:53Arthur, I hear you've made plans for later on...a tryst.

1:33:55 > 1:34:01- What? No rendezvous?- No, not me. - Must have got my wires crossed.

1:34:02 > 1:34:05There is someone I wouldn't mind getting a bit close to, you know,

1:34:05 > 1:34:08now that me and Faith are done.

1:34:08 > 1:34:10But, you know what, I think I'm hexed, you know.

1:34:10 > 1:34:14Every girl I like, every girl I'm feeling, like the proper buff ones,

1:34:14 > 1:34:17they don't like me! Well 'part from Cougar Kim.

1:34:17 > 1:34:19What's with that? Is my face butters or something?

1:34:19 > 1:34:24- I mean am I second-rate, or what? - Arthur, you have got a lovely face.

1:34:24 > 1:34:27How long will I have to wait? Do you get what I'm saying?

1:34:27 > 1:34:29- What am I?!- Arthur...Chill!

1:34:29 > 1:34:32Your face ain't butters! I'm very fond of it!

1:34:32 > 1:34:36Anyone says otherwise, then they are a skank, you feel me?!

1:34:36 > 1:34:38That's a hussy, only worse.

1:34:38 > 1:34:41Just thought... I haven't got a driving licence.

1:34:45 > 1:34:50- Muhammad Ali!- What about Elvis? He had it but he lost it.

1:34:50 > 1:34:52- What they on about? - The perfect bloke.

1:34:52 > 1:34:55That's easy. Filthy rich and mute. Hah!

1:34:55 > 1:34:59What's brought this on? You been watching Gok Wan again, ain't ya?!

1:34:59 > 1:35:01See my perfect bloke would be kind.

1:35:01 > 1:35:05Good hearted. Not too young either...

1:35:05 > 1:35:09Distinguished. And into skiffle.

1:35:09 > 1:35:11I think Alfie's acting like a right tool!

1:35:11 > 1:35:15What?! He's on perfect form today. Everyone's been saying!

1:35:15 > 1:35:18- Got to be someone historic! Like Gandhi.- He only made one film, didn't he?!

1:35:20 > 1:35:23Oi, I was only joking. I love your hair like that.

1:35:23 > 1:35:27- Bobby Moore! Come on.- I was thinking, later on you and me could stay in...

1:35:27 > 1:35:31I tell you what, go out with the girls, have a laugh, yeah?

1:35:31 > 1:35:35- Go on. Take that. Bobby Moore, eh? How many caps, Bobby Moore?- 108.

1:35:35 > 1:35:39See, Bealy knows his football cos he's a bloke. THEY LAUGH

1:35:43 > 1:35:46SHE SIGHS

1:36:11 > 1:36:14# You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

1:36:14 > 1:36:18# So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. #

1:36:18 > 1:36:22- You ain't funny, Anthony! - # You and me baby ain't... #

1:36:22 > 1:36:24He'll be here in two minutes.

1:36:24 > 1:36:27FRONT DOOR OPENS

1:36:29 > 1:36:30Thank heavens for that.

1:36:30 > 1:36:35I packed your case on account of the haste, I was forced to go through your drawers...

1:36:35 > 1:36:38- Mrs B, I ain't coming.- But I am.

1:36:38 > 1:36:44Great country, Ireland. Can't move without falling over a distillery.

1:36:44 > 1:36:48Single Malt. Blended. Mixed Grain.

1:36:48 > 1:36:50Don't know how I'll get through 'em all.

1:36:50 > 1:36:52A lovely holiday I'm going to have.

1:36:52 > 1:36:54One long pub crawl and no smoking.

1:36:54 > 1:36:58I can feel one of my heads coming on, you ain't got no Paracetamol in that bag, have you?

1:36:58 > 1:37:01- You know I'm homeo-pathetic. - I know you're pathetic.

1:37:01 > 1:37:05- I'll get you some. - Well, hurry up then.

1:37:05 > 1:37:08Right, ladies, let's get you sorted. Let me take that for you. OK.

1:37:08 > 1:37:10All right, come on then, Cora.

1:37:22 > 1:37:26Oh, Tyler, sorry mate, Whit can't make it.

1:37:26 > 1:37:30No, no, no. He told me to wind you up!

1:37:30 > 1:37:33Bad boy. He's nervous, look at him!

1:37:33 > 1:37:35- Drink?- Hello!

1:37:35 > 1:37:37You still on for Saturday night?

1:37:37 > 1:37:42I'm not doing Sausage Surprise now. I was thinking rabbit stew.

1:37:42 > 1:37:47Actually, I'm afraid I can't dine with you, Jean.

1:37:47 > 1:37:53Very kind of you, but I'm sure if we did dine together, you see,

1:37:53 > 1:37:57I'd want to make a habit of it. You do understand, don't you?

1:37:57 > 1:37:59Erm...I think I do, yeah.

1:38:01 > 1:38:04Jean, you're coming clubbin' with me, all right?

1:38:04 > 1:38:08Go upstairs! Wash your hair and I'll come up and put your slap on, yeah?

1:38:08 > 1:38:11Every woman should feel beautiful.

1:38:18 > 1:38:22- ALFIE AND ANTHONY:- Woah! Oi, oi!

1:38:23 > 1:38:26- You want a drink?- Yeah.

1:38:26 > 1:38:29Can I get a drink please, Alf?

1:38:32 > 1:38:34I don't know about you, but I am starving.

1:38:34 > 1:38:36- Look, Sy. - Is there any lasagne?

1:38:36 > 1:38:41- I didn't have a chance to go to the Minute Mart. - SY! Right, no games. No small talk.

1:38:41 > 1:38:45Whatever it is you're feeling about you and your daughter...

1:38:45 > 1:38:48Then I want to know, OK?

1:38:48 > 1:38:51- I'm strong enough to hear that. - Are you on something?

1:38:51 > 1:38:55- Cos seriously I don't understand what you're saying.- Sy, you're a father.

1:38:55 > 1:38:59- That changes everything. - I know.- EVERYTHING.- I know!

1:38:59 > 1:39:01Which is why I went to see Ish.

1:39:01 > 1:39:06Ishfaq from university. We used to share a house. He now practices law.

1:39:09 > 1:39:10You were with Ish?

1:39:10 > 1:39:14All afternoon and guess what?

1:39:14 > 1:39:19He reckons we stand a fighting chance of gaining access to Yasmin.

1:39:19 > 1:39:20Both of us.

1:39:20 > 1:39:23I told him I'm doing this with you, or not at all.

1:39:23 > 1:39:26At the moment we've got to play the long game.

1:39:26 > 1:39:28Sy, how can we afford this?

1:39:28 > 1:39:31Well, the good news is we're getting a good rate.

1:39:31 > 1:39:34Cos I introduced Ish to his wife.

1:39:37 > 1:39:39He really reckons we're in with a chance?

1:39:39 > 1:39:44But in order to avoid court, we can't aggravate Amira.

1:39:46 > 1:39:49We need to find a mediator,

1:39:49 > 1:39:53someone we know who she respects, who can convince her

1:39:53 > 1:39:56- that we both need to be part of Yasmin's life. - There isn't anyone.- There is.

1:39:56 > 1:39:59Unfortunately, I'm not his favourite person right now.

1:40:02 > 1:40:04And neither are you.

1:40:07 > 1:40:09I'm going to give Mandy a quick call.

1:40:09 > 1:40:12Excuse me, golden rule, wing commander?

1:40:12 > 1:40:14- Oi, give us my phone back! - I can't trust you!

1:40:14 > 1:40:19You are sleeping with the enemy. You have been demoted to Sergeant Beale!

1:40:19 > 1:40:22- Alfie!- Yeah.- Do me up.

1:40:22 > 1:40:24- Do you like the dress? - It's nice enough.

1:40:24 > 1:40:26I don't have to go out, you know?

1:40:26 > 1:40:28No, you go, darling. Have a good time.

1:40:28 > 1:40:31- See you later then. - Not if I see you first!

1:40:31 > 1:40:37- Kat, ready?- Yeah! Watch out Walford. Here we come!

1:40:37 > 1:40:40See what I did there? All part of the master plan.

1:40:40 > 1:40:43Alfie, you are playing a very dangerous game.

1:40:43 > 1:40:46Sometimes you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette!

1:40:46 > 1:40:49Don't say I didn't warn you! Now get yourself another wing man.

1:40:49 > 1:40:52- I intend to keep this girl. - Oi! You deserter!

1:40:57 > 1:41:00- It's on Alfie!- Be rude not to.

1:41:00 > 1:41:03- It's early, isn't it? - Oh, don't be boring, Jean!

1:41:03 > 1:41:06- She got blown out earlier. - Oh, no.

1:41:08 > 1:41:13Don't tell Kat, but I invited Norman for dinner at the Vic,

1:41:13 > 1:41:16and he said if he did, he'd only want to make a habit of it...

1:41:16 > 1:41:18But, hold on a minute, back up.

1:41:18 > 1:41:21That's the opposite of being blown out, innit?

1:41:21 > 1:41:24That's like, being blown in or blown out, or!

1:41:24 > 1:41:27That's what I think. He said no for the time being,

1:41:27 > 1:41:32- which, I think, is his little way of saying...- He's playing for keeps.

1:41:32 > 1:41:34He wants to move in with me!

1:41:34 > 1:41:36THE LAUGH AND CHEER

1:41:36 > 1:41:39MUSIC DROWNS THEM OUT

1:41:52 > 1:41:57I like your outfit. It's...classy.

1:41:57 > 1:42:00What material is it?

1:42:02 > 1:42:04Um...

1:42:04 > 1:42:06Dunno.

1:42:06 > 1:42:08But I bet it's a...good one though.

1:42:12 > 1:42:13I might go for a jalfrezi.

1:42:13 > 1:42:16- No, don't, they're really hot. - What, like you?

1:42:19 > 1:42:21Guys, can I get you drinks?

1:42:21 > 1:42:26- Go on, ladies first.- No, go on. - No, go on, ladies first!

1:42:27 > 1:42:29Um, just...

1:42:31 > 1:42:35- Thought you might be here. - You heard from your mum?

1:42:35 > 1:42:38- I need your help. - Should be interesting.

1:42:42 > 1:42:45You know, it only seems five minutes ago

1:42:45 > 1:42:47we couldn't even hold hands in public!

1:42:50 > 1:42:55I remember when I was a twink, I used to have this fantasy that some

1:42:55 > 1:42:59strong man would come along and tell all the bullies where to get off.

1:42:59 > 1:43:02- Never thought it would be Sy though! - Me neither.

1:43:02 > 1:43:04THEY LAUGH

1:43:04 > 1:43:09- Well, I will drink to that. - Cheers.

1:43:09 > 1:43:10To Jean and Norman.

1:43:10 > 1:43:13Oh! Just good friends!

1:43:13 > 1:43:16I'm gonna get a drink!

1:43:23 > 1:43:26Oi! What's your problem?

1:43:28 > 1:43:31I have to get out of here. Now.

1:43:31 > 1:43:33Otherwise I'd have to kiss you.

1:43:35 > 1:43:36Come out of retirement?

1:43:36 > 1:43:39SHE LAUGHS

1:43:43 > 1:43:46I had to fight to be in this relationship.

1:43:46 > 1:43:50- Amira has to know that I'm not going to just give up on it. - No! No searches...

1:43:50 > 1:43:54- No return flights. No nothing. - I'm sure Mum will be back...

1:43:54 > 1:43:57What if she isn't? We were all worried about her state of mind

1:43:57 > 1:43:59and now she's gone off with that man.

1:43:59 > 1:44:02She's taken my son and I can't do anything about it...

1:44:02 > 1:44:06Yusef could poison Kamil against me, at his own leisure!

1:44:06 > 1:44:11- So how can you let Amira do exactly the same thing to me? - How dare you compare us!

1:44:11 > 1:44:15She's doing everything to come between me and my child, it's the same thing, Dad!

1:44:15 > 1:44:18It is far from the same thing, Syed!

1:44:19 > 1:44:22You want me to go and ask her what?

1:44:22 > 1:44:26To make your twisted arguments to the woman that you cheated!

1:44:26 > 1:44:29Cheated! Betrayed and humiliated!

1:44:29 > 1:44:32And you don't even have the decency to talk to her face to face.

1:44:32 > 1:44:34You want me to go and ask her what?

1:44:34 > 1:44:37Tell her to think of Yasmin.

1:44:37 > 1:44:41I'm doing this WITH Christian or not at all.

1:44:41 > 1:44:43Yasmin is your flesh and blood.

1:44:43 > 1:44:46You cannot turn your feelings off like a tap just because

1:44:46 > 1:44:49- it doesn't suit your lifestyle! - You did!

1:44:51 > 1:44:53Syed, as hard as this may be for you to understand,

1:44:53 > 1:44:57everything I have done, EVERYTHING, has been for...

1:44:57 > 1:44:59What? For what, Dad?!

1:44:59 > 1:45:02- Fatherhood is a sacred duty! - So not seeing me? Not talking to me.

1:45:02 > 1:45:06- That's your sacred duty, is it? HATING ME!- I hate your choices.

1:45:06 > 1:45:07Oh, you LIAR!

1:45:11 > 1:45:12I could never hate you...

1:45:13 > 1:45:15So prove it.

1:45:18 > 1:45:20Talk to Amira.

1:45:22 > 1:45:24For me.

1:45:25 > 1:45:27And Christian.

1:45:37 > 1:45:40OK. OK, I will.

1:45:43 > 1:45:44Thank you.

1:45:54 > 1:45:57You know she'd never take Kamil away from you.

1:46:00 > 1:46:02Not for good.

1:46:11 > 1:46:15So...what do you think about the Government?

1:46:16 > 1:46:20The Government? Erm... Dunno.

1:46:21 > 1:46:24Thanks, Tamwar, that was lovely. Thank you.

1:46:29 > 1:46:33So! Which one?

1:46:33 > 1:46:36- Both.- Oh! Wow.

1:46:36 > 1:46:40Go on, you go. I'll pay for everything.

1:46:40 > 1:46:42I won't bother you again, I swear.

1:46:42 > 1:46:45Why? We've all got a past.

1:46:47 > 1:46:51Anyway, listen, I spoke to Tiff and Morgan about seeing you tonight.

1:46:51 > 1:46:53Did you?! What did they reckon?

1:46:53 > 1:46:55- No kissing. Cos that's disgusting.- Obviously.

1:46:55 > 1:46:58But if I really, really like you I can hold your hand.

1:46:58 > 1:46:59- Steady on! - THEY LAUGH

1:47:05 > 1:47:08I need to go! Lots to think about.

1:47:14 > 1:47:17'Ere who's he looking at?

1:47:17 > 1:47:20He must have a thing for you.

1:47:21 > 1:47:24He's all right, but this one's better.

1:47:25 > 1:47:28Moving in... KAT LAUGHS

1:47:28 > 1:47:31Hey, your eyes sparkle when you're nervous, you know that?

1:47:31 > 1:47:33They actually glitter.

1:47:33 > 1:47:36- I ain't nervous.- Yeah, you are.

1:47:36 > 1:47:39I love my husband.

1:47:39 > 1:47:43You know, when we was outside your pub he never looked at you once.

1:47:43 > 1:47:44Not once.

1:47:45 > 1:47:48How beautiful do you feel when I look at you, eh?

1:47:53 > 1:47:57Hey, you should've seen Tyler's face when Whitney walked through the door.

1:47:57 > 1:48:02True love. As James Brown said, "this is a man's world,

1:48:02 > 1:48:07"but nuttin' nuttin' without a woman and a girl."

1:48:07 > 1:48:10There you go, Paddy, well done, mate! You the man!

1:48:13 > 1:48:15Kat. Listen, sweetheart.

1:48:15 > 1:48:19I just want to say I'm really sorry about earlier on, you know?

1:48:19 > 1:48:24I was just a bit...you looked absolutely stunning in your dress...

1:48:24 > 1:48:27And, well...you have a good time

1:48:27 > 1:48:29and I'll see you later. Love you. Bye.

1:48:33 > 1:48:36I'm telling you. My girl is fit. She is really fit.

1:48:36 > 1:48:39Back down, Bealy cos my girl's fit as well.

1:48:39 > 1:48:42I fact I remember even stopping the wedding!

1:48:42 > 1:48:44Yeah, so do I. We both got a good kicking.

1:48:44 > 1:48:47But there is absolutely nothing me and Kat can't withstand.

1:48:47 > 1:48:50In fact we are, what's the word, it's coming to me.

1:48:50 > 1:48:53Oh, yeah. Me and Kat, we are insurmountable.

1:48:53 > 1:48:58THEY LAUGH We are! Oh, thanks, lads. I'm barring you two.

1:49:23 > 1:49:27You know what? I'd got you completely wrong, Mr Tyler Moon.

1:49:29 > 1:49:31You've been a complete gentleman tonight.

1:49:33 > 1:49:38So now, you can have your reward.

1:49:38 > 1:49:40I don't want one.

1:49:40 > 1:49:44No. Wait. Please. That come out wrong.

1:49:44 > 1:49:47I didn't mean it like that, all right?

1:49:47 > 1:49:50There ain't nothing I want more. Believe me, there ain't,

1:49:50 > 1:49:55all right. I'm just saying there's no rush, all right.

1:50:27 > 1:50:30Hey. Wotcha.

1:50:32 > 1:50:35What have I done to deserve you, eh?

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