18/03/2012

0:00:26 > 0:00:28- Actually, I'll have two.- OK.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30All right, Shirl?

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Not your usual brand.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33They're for Phil.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36He ain't wanted to see anyone for weeks.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Five weeks.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39And two days.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Not that you're counting, though, right?

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Can you take a break?

0:00:55 > 0:00:58- What? Now? Not more trouble?- No.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Breakfast. My treat.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02You've cooked breakfast?

0:01:02 > 0:01:03No, she burnt it.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05BEEPING Oh!

0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Bunking off again?- He can go to school tomorrow, can't he?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Hold up, my birthday ain't till next week.

0:01:12 > 0:01:17Tell you what, how about I buy you breakfast? My treat.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Thought you'd given up.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Given up? Didn't think you knew them words.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Oh, just get off my back, Dad, please.- Have I hit a sore spot?

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Today of all days.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Lauren...

0:02:21 > 0:02:22You ready?

0:02:22 > 0:02:26Um...yes. Just give me a minute.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Babe, come on. Traffic's going to be a nightmare.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31- This is important. - More important than your scan?

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Abs has been trying to get through. We keep losing connection.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Here she is! Come sit down.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Hiya, Mum. Hiya, Dad.- Hello, darling.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Hello, darling. How's the trip?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Yeah, really...educational.- Yeah?

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Yeah. We're seeing lots of interesting places,

0:02:47 > 0:02:49a load of old churches and houses...

0:02:49 > 0:02:52And boys, and more boys.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Yeah, I was just calling to wish you luck. Not that you'll need it.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Course not.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Um...you're really OK, right?

0:03:00 > 0:03:01I'm fighting fit.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Just going to get my coat, actually.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09She's really OK, isn't she?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Yeah. Course she is.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Where's Lauren? She's going too, right?

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Yeah. When I can drag her away from the mirror.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19You know what your sister's like, worse than you.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- DOT:- Yes, that's right.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27That amount in that account.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Yes, that'll be all, thank you, for today. Bye-bye.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Put a bit aside, have you?

0:03:39 > 0:03:43I hope you have, cos your share of the electricity bill is due.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48That is what you should be spending your money on,

0:03:48 > 0:03:49not a new hair cut.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50It's for the wedding.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Yes, well, it's still extravagant.

0:03:52 > 0:03:57Mind you, makes you look a little less mutton dressed up as lamb.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Give us a break, Dot.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Tell that to the meter reader,

0:04:03 > 0:04:04shall I?

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Five stars the Sundays give this hotel.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21I give it three.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23That's being generous.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34I got some fags in my pocket.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36I'll palm them off to you later.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40You all right?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46"Yeah, how you doing, Shirl?"

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Look, I'm not having a pop.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55I guessed that you needed some space.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57But that's history. This ain't.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59I've got a meeting later on with Ritchie.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03We still think the best bet is to get Ben in the witness box.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07I saw her myself yesterday.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08HE GROANS

0:05:08 > 0:05:11She never said. What's happened?

0:05:14 > 0:05:17They've reduced my charge down to manslaughter.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Well, that's a start.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22And I'm pleading guilty.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Hiya.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29I just wanted to say...

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Yeah, I know. Good luck.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35'Cept it's nothing to do with luck, is it? Either good news or it isn't.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Don't know what else to say.

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Nothing to say.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44Like I said to Abs, I feel all right, the scan'll be all right.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47- And the results tomorrow will be all right.- Course they will.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50All that nonsense you've been spouting about missing treatments,

0:05:50 > 0:05:54- worrying about whether it'll make any difference.- I never said that.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Been thinking it, though.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58You obviously have.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Shall we make a move?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Anyway...- Yep. I know. Good luck.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Don't even think about chasing after her.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14I'm not.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16She can't have it both ways.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Can't say she don't want to be part of this family

0:06:18 > 0:06:20then suddenly decide she does.

0:06:20 > 0:06:21She's got to make a choice.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25She wants into this family or she don't.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41What? April the 1st come early or something?

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Phil!

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Ritchie reckons we can do a deal.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49A what?

0:06:49 > 0:06:50If I cop a guilty plea,

0:06:50 > 0:06:52I'm looking at eight, maybe ten, tops.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55This a wind-up or something?

0:06:55 > 0:07:00If I go to trial, I'm looking at 20, maybe even more.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03That's not a deal.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05That's you rolling over. Giving in.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12What's happened?

0:07:12 > 0:07:15What's happened is, I've done the sums.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Ten years of this, or 20.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Who did that to you?

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Maybe even 25. I think that's what they call a no-brainer, don't you?

0:07:24 > 0:07:25So that's it.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Visiting's over.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Thank you, sweetheart.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41- Hey! Look, it's Grandad. - Roxanne! So, how was the Caribbean?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Well, Clacton was amazing.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46We were building sandcastles in a Force Nine. Can't beat it.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48I know what you need, what the doctor's ordered.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51I'm going to take Shenice to the park after school.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Tiff and Morgan are coming. We'll do a picnic, the full works.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Amy would love that. - That's what I was thinking.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59- What time? I'll drop her off. - You not coming?

0:07:59 > 0:08:01- No, I've got plans.- Plans, eh?

0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Plans.- OK.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11What are you doing?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Don't creep up on me like that!

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Dot's up to something.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16She's ain't the only one.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Her nose is out of joint because I came up with the Harley.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Now she is trying to do something for the wedding, to outdo me.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Is that all you got to think about?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Well, I'm not having it. It's my day.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30Really? I thought it was Andrew's day.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Well, Andrew is my son!

0:08:33 > 0:08:36I've just seen my daughter Tanya.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38She's going for her scan today.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44SHE SIGHS

0:08:46 > 0:08:48It's Kimba time!

0:08:48 > 0:08:49Come along.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Dunno why I'm still doing this. With all that money sitting there...

0:08:55 > 0:08:57No, darling, it's not just sitting there.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00It's earning interest, working.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Just like you.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06- That's it? She's gone? - Yep. And not coming back. After all she said about Mandy.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Why did she say it?

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Cos she's a vicious, evil old cow.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14She weren't trying to put a move on you herself, was she?

0:09:14 > 0:09:16- She's Mandy's mum!- So?

0:09:16 > 0:09:20- No, that's mother and daughter, that's just sick, innit?- Kimba time?

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Yeah?

0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Look, she was just making mischief. - Yeah, because...?

0:09:26 > 0:09:28I don't know.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Some of the things she said, it made me think,

0:09:33 > 0:09:35you know what, here we go again. Cindy, Mel...

0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Jane?- Nah, Jane was different.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Yeah, well, I think so. And so does Bobby.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Hmm.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47Yeah, Mandy's different. Don't care what her Mum said.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51- If Phil pleads guilty...- So it isn't a nightmare? I did hear him say that?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53..there won't be a trial. He'll get credit for remorse.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57- For something he didn't do.- A guilty plea means a reduced sentence.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01You're not listening, Ritchie. He shouldn't be being sentenced at all.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Plead not guilty, he'll be in court for weeks,

0:10:03 > 0:10:06and if he's found guilty, we'll have nothing to bargain with

0:10:06 > 0:10:09so he won't get out this side of his bus pass.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13If he pleads guilty, he'll be lucky to get out at all!

0:10:13 > 0:10:17I didn't know he'd been attacked, he never said anything to me.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Listen to us. This is Phil Mitchell we're talking about,

0:10:19 > 0:10:22getting attacked, holding his hands up...

0:10:22 > 0:10:24This ain't real.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26I can try and get him moved somewhere.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Yeah? And how many times is he going to fall over on the way?

0:10:30 > 0:10:33We need to get Ben in that witness box,

0:10:33 > 0:10:36get a brief that'll turn the screws on him and make him crumble.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Which is what you said before.- What?

0:10:38 > 0:10:41When you pressurised him into visiting Phil.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Put them together, Ben'll fold, no sweat, you said.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Only he didn't, did he? What if it's the same story in court?

0:10:47 > 0:10:51What if he really does turn out to be a chip off the old block?

0:10:53 > 0:10:54TEXT MESSAGE BEEPS

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Are you allowed to use that in here?

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Everyone else does.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04What if the machine blows up or something?

0:11:05 > 0:11:09All them dials suddenly start pointing north, I'll blame you.

0:11:11 > 0:11:12It's only work.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16It'll keep.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26If this is bad news...

0:11:27 > 0:11:29- It ain't gonna be.- I know.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33- But if it is...- Tan, please.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38You could cope, couldn't you?

0:11:41 > 0:11:42Ready for you now.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46See you in a bit.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09I think it's for Nick.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12So? A mother should look after her child.

0:12:12 > 0:12:17He was never a child. He was born a monster and stayed one.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18Is this any of your business?

0:12:18 > 0:12:22You didn't see how much money she was putting away.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24And if it is for Nick, he's bleeding her dry.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28It's up to her what she wants to spend her money on.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30There are better things.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Like you, you mean?

0:12:32 > 0:12:34No.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Mind you, that Harley did cost a bit.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38But it is paid for?

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Ain't it?

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Hev.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50We're going down the florist.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54Incredible. I said, "Hev," and you answered without moving your lips.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Sorry, Shirl. We're running late. - I need you to do something.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00Got a problem with your hearing? She told you, we're late.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Is something wrong?

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Yeah. Very wrong.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16TEXT MESSAGE BEEPS

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Come to gloat, have you?

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Just collecting a couple of final statements.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Dotting the "i"s, crossing the "t"s.

0:13:44 > 0:13:48- Putting the final nail in the coffin. - You heard about the change of plea?

0:13:48 > 0:13:52Phil's pleading guilty to something he didn't do, whatever Ben says.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53And you know that.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57- But if you can't get him one way, then...- Any which way will do?

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Never occurred to me.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03He'll be in good company, though, if that's any comfort.

0:14:03 > 0:14:07Lots of career criminals get done for all sorts in the end.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10They got Al Capone on a dodgy tax return.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Don't even think about it.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Ben!

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Listen, your dad's been beaten up.

0:14:19 > 0:14:23Shirl can't tell you herself. She can't come within a mile of you.

0:14:23 > 0:14:24Ben, he's still your dad.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Yeah? And he's still a murderer.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Oh!- Hello.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Been out for lunch?- What?

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Anywhere nice?

0:14:34 > 0:14:36No.

0:14:36 > 0:14:37You do surprise me.

0:14:37 > 0:14:38What are you talking about?

0:14:38 > 0:14:42- Well, you know what they say, if you've got it...- Got what?

0:14:42 > 0:14:44You know what you remind me of?

0:14:44 > 0:14:45A little squirrel.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47A squirrel?

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Hoarding its nuts.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Do you know what she's going on about, Cora?

0:14:51 > 0:14:54- Got an idea, yeah. - What's that, then?- Let her tell you.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57I've just got to get off, actually.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59You ain't been snooping in my bag, have you?

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Have you something to hide, then?

0:15:01 > 0:15:03- No, I have not.- I've got to go.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07You miserable old miser.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Did it go all right?

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Well, machine didn't explode. So your phone must have been all right.

0:15:25 > 0:15:26Never mind my phone, you OK?

0:15:26 > 0:15:29Let's ask the expert, shall we?

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Old fusspot here wants to know if everything's all right?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35The consultant will talk to you tomorrow.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45She can't tell you before he does, you know that.

0:15:46 > 0:15:47Tanya?

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Yes. I know. Yeah.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57Cheers, mate.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Here, Shirl, is it right what I heard about Phil?

0:15:59 > 0:16:02Take that as a yes, then.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05You're as bad as that copper.

0:16:06 > 0:16:10Do you mind? I'm particular about the company I keep,

0:16:10 > 0:16:11I find it helps my digestion.

0:16:11 > 0:16:15Yeah, Phil can't keep anything down at the minute.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18Might be due to the rabbit punches he got to the kidneys.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21I don't want him hurt, OK? I just want justice.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Marsden's justice?

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Even though he hasn't done anything, you still want to get him sent down?

0:16:26 > 0:16:30I'd have preferred to have got him for Kevin.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Wasn't exactly a choirboy himself. - So this'll have to do.

0:16:36 > 0:16:37So that's it, is it?

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Black is white.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43You're going to tell the whole world an innocent man is guilty.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Innocent?

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Is that why he pleaded guilty?

0:16:47 > 0:16:50He's pleading guilty because he's being crushed.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52By you, by Ben, by Marsden, by everybody.

0:16:54 > 0:16:55Inside and out.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Shirl.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05I understand why you're doing this.

0:17:05 > 0:17:06It's cos you love him.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10And that's why I'm doing this too. I loved Kevin.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14And that's fair enough, you know, cos that's what we do.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15We look out for our own.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25I just wanted to say thanks.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29You know, for you sticking up for me with Mum.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Yeah, I had to pop to the cash and carry.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Oh, yeah, course you did.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37But, um, thanks anyway.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43She sounded genuine.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Yeah, so did Cindy at the start.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54I'm not trying to get my hands on your money.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Obviously I'd like a little bit extra for the wedding.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00I'm Andrew's mum.

0:18:00 > 0:18:04- If I had it, I'd give him everything. - Why?

0:18:04 > 0:18:06That's a funny thing to say.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Cos I want him to have the best day of his life.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12You can't buy his love, Rose.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Anyway, you don't have to, cos you've got it already.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Is that what you're trying to do with your Nick?

0:18:18 > 0:18:21No. I am not.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23It's for a rainy day.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25What's the point in saving for a rainy day?

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Let's just have the sunny days, Dot.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Why don't you just... leave him alone for a bit?

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Don't look like I've got much choice, does it?

0:18:43 > 0:18:45He just needs time.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48He's always done it. Every woman he's been involved with,

0:18:48 > 0:18:52he puts them on a sort of pedestal

0:18:52 > 0:18:55and then it's not easy, is it, when they fall off?

0:18:57 > 0:18:58I won't fall off.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Won't be on one in the first place.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Oh, come on, Lucy.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07All right, I'm not as bad as my mum was making out

0:19:07 > 0:19:09but I'm no saint either. You know that.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11So does your dad.

0:19:12 > 0:19:16So, how can I fall anywhere?

0:19:17 > 0:19:19I'm already on the floor.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29- What if it is Phil's best chance? - Saying he's guilty when he ain't?

0:19:29 > 0:19:32- He will get out quicker. - And we just throw in the towel?

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Some people would call it boxing clever.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36And some'd call it chucking him to the wolves.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Phil's a big boy. He can see off a few chancers.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Jay's right, he won't turn into a wuss.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Come on, Billy, he's the wrong side of fifty.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46There's a lot of young bucks in that place,

0:19:46 > 0:19:48all wanting to get a reputation.

0:19:48 > 0:19:52What better way of doing it than taking out one of the old guard?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55KNOCK AT THE DOOR We can't let that happen.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Did you see him?

0:20:02 > 0:20:03And?

0:20:03 > 0:20:06I tried, Shirl, I really did, but he didn't want to know.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09What's it going to do him, eh? Watching his dad go down?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11He's still Phil's son, no matter what.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25What happened to your hot date?

0:20:25 > 0:20:26I didn't have a hot date.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29I was supposed to have a hair appointment, actually.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Roxanne didn't get her roots done.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33- What a tragedy!- You should try getting your roots done,

0:20:33 > 0:20:35- all the grey bits!- Thank you.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37It's not too late if you want to come with us.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39I have prepared - wait for this -

0:20:39 > 0:20:43some beautiful, top of the range, OK...beef paste sandwiches.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45- Bleurgh!- Wait for it!

0:20:45 > 0:20:48I've got some Scotch eggs - little bit out of date.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51You know what?

0:20:51 > 0:20:53I have nothing better to do.

0:20:53 > 0:20:57- You don't have to if you don't want to.- I said, didn't I?

0:20:57 > 0:20:59- You said, "I've nothing better to do."- Exactly.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Hey, beautiful, want some crisps?

0:21:08 > 0:21:09- What do you want?- A word.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12- You can have two. Get lost. - It's about Ben.- No. It's about Phil.

0:21:12 > 0:21:16- It always is with you.- I still need a word.- It's still get lost.

0:21:20 > 0:21:21GLASS SMASHES

0:21:21 > 0:21:23What?

0:21:24 > 0:21:27- You need a glazier.- Shirley! - Don't worry, we'll pay for it.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30- What are you doing?- We need to talk.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Sit down.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38I know you don't think much of me and Phil.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41But at least when Ben was living with us,

0:21:41 > 0:21:43he weren't under the same roof as a prossie.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Mandy is not...- A brass?

0:21:45 > 0:21:48Say it like you mean it, Ian.

0:21:48 > 0:21:49Anyway...

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Apart from the company you're keeping,

0:21:54 > 0:21:57I'm hoping to find a streak of decency in you

0:21:57 > 0:21:59to use to get through to your brother.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01So you can get him to do what you want?

0:22:01 > 0:22:03No. Do what you did yourself.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Remember? When Phil had the heart attack?

0:22:06 > 0:22:08You could have left him to die.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Yeah, shame I didn't.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13I know you thought about it because Phil told me.

0:22:13 > 0:22:18You could've turned your back, walked away, and that would've been that.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20But you didn't, did you?

0:22:20 > 0:22:21Why?

0:22:23 > 0:22:25I wasn't thinking straight.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27No, cos you couldn't live with yourself.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Cos it would have eaten you away.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32Terrified your life would become a bigger nightmare

0:22:32 > 0:22:35even without Phil on the Square, and you knew that.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40What's going to happen in a couple of months, Ian?

0:22:40 > 0:22:42When Ben has to go to his old man's funeral.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44- When he what? - When he looks at the coffin.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47- Hold on. What is all this? - And says to himself, "I did that,

0:22:47 > 0:22:50"I put him there." What's that going to do to him?

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Probably get him free drinks for life in the Vic.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55I am serious about Phil, about Ben,

0:22:55 > 0:22:58about protecting that pathetic little prat from himself.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02If you care about him like you say, you got to listen very carefully.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Aren't you forgetting what Phil did to Stella?

0:23:04 > 0:23:05So Ben says.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07He's saying it because it's true.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10He's saying it because he's a stupid, messed-up kid.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12No. He's a decent kid. How he's turned out like that

0:23:12 > 0:23:15living under the same roof as Phil for I don't know how long,

0:23:15 > 0:23:17but he has. He's telling the truth.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19What's she doing here?

0:23:19 > 0:23:22- Just having a chat. - I'm calling Marsden.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24No, it's all right. I'm going.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Send us the bill for that window. Make it quick.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30Dead men don't write cheques.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43I'm just wondering if Abs is going to call again.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46What, with all those old houses and churches to look at?

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Yeah. I'll try her again later,

0:23:48 > 0:23:53just let her know everything went fine.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59You don't think it did, do you?

0:24:00 > 0:24:01I never said that.

0:24:01 > 0:24:05You don't have to, it's written all over your face.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07She was a new radiographer.

0:24:07 > 0:24:11The last one was more chatty and this one...

0:24:11 > 0:24:14just more professional, wasn't she?

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Could you hold it together?

0:24:20 > 0:24:21What?

0:24:21 > 0:24:22The family,

0:24:22 > 0:24:25if anything happens to me?

0:24:25 > 0:24:28- Babe, it won't.- There you go again. "It'll be fine, forget about it.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31"Let's have a tea, watch telly, ring a mate about a motor."

0:24:31 > 0:24:34- I know you're scared... - No, I'm terrified, Max.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37And not just for me. For all of you.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Why did you say all that earlier?

0:24:39 > 0:24:40What?

0:24:40 > 0:24:44"She has to choose. She's with us or she's not." Lauren's our daughter.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47- Tell her that.- Listen to yourself. You're making it worse.

0:24:47 > 0:24:51- Takes two, don't it? - You're old enough to know better.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52What am I supposed to say?

0:24:52 > 0:24:55You just talk to her, Max. Properly.

0:24:55 > 0:24:56You don't just yell at her.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59And if she yells at you, then you talk to her some more.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05I wish you'd just said all that earlier.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07I shouldn't have to, should I?

0:25:07 > 0:25:09That's the point.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12I shouldn't have to.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15Me? I'd have just done it. And that's the trouble.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17If I'm not here to do it, who else will?

0:25:17 > 0:25:21And yes. That really terrifies me.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37Hello!

0:25:37 > 0:25:40- ALFIE:- Hold hands crossing the road.

0:25:40 > 0:25:41ROXY: Ready?

0:25:41 > 0:25:43- Make sure you hold hands. - Come on, Grandad.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Come on, let's go.

0:25:52 > 0:25:53Ready?

0:25:53 > 0:25:55- One-nil!- And again.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59What exactly did she want?

0:25:59 > 0:26:02What do you think? She wanted you to lie down and roll over.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05Wants you to hold your hands up, say, "I got it wrong,"

0:26:05 > 0:26:08and then the great Missing Link can come home.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11And you know what the best bit was? She was actually trying to say

0:26:11 > 0:26:15that she was doing it for you. That she was thinking of you.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Two can play at that game.

0:26:19 > 0:26:23Cos we are going to report this, right? If we're going to do it,

0:26:23 > 0:26:24we might as well make it look good.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Or bad.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29We don't need to do that. We don't need to play their games

0:26:29 > 0:26:32and Phil Mitchell is not coming home.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Do you know how good that sounds?

0:26:35 > 0:26:37I know you've had your problems with him,

0:26:37 > 0:26:41but I've been having problems with him for years.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Yeah, well, not any more.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Say it again, sounds fantastic.

0:26:45 > 0:26:46No Phil.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49Walford, a Phil Mitchell-free zone.

0:26:51 > 0:26:55Why didn't you do anything before? I mean, it didn't take much, did it?

0:26:55 > 0:26:58I could've sorted this for you months ago,

0:26:58 > 0:27:00a little word in the right ear.

0:27:00 > 0:27:01Sorted what?

0:27:01 > 0:27:02Phil and Stella.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06It was the chance Marsden's been looking for.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08She was practically slobbering at the mouth.

0:27:08 > 0:27:12Well, yeah, but that's because of what happened.

0:27:12 > 0:27:13Phil and Stella.

0:27:14 > 0:27:15Wasn't it?

0:27:15 > 0:27:18No. That was a pack of lies,

0:27:18 > 0:27:21but, come on, look at you.

0:27:21 > 0:27:22Ain't it worth it?

0:27:22 > 0:27:24HE CHUCKLES

0:28:05 > 0:28:07(Results are 11:30, ain't they?)

0:28:08 > 0:28:09(Yeah.)

0:28:14 > 0:28:15(It's going to be a good day.)

0:28:23 > 0:28:27- Ben!- What is wrong with the school bus all of a sudden?

0:28:27 > 0:28:29He's a big boy, ain't he?

0:28:29 > 0:28:31Not now, love. Come on, Ben.

0:28:31 > 0:28:35All right. I'll have breakfast waiting for you when you get home.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37Yeah, well, I've got a lot on my mind at the moment.

0:28:39 > 0:28:40Oh.

0:28:40 > 0:28:42Come on, lover boy.

0:28:55 > 0:28:57Grandad, it's my roots.

0:28:57 > 0:29:00- Go on. That's never out of a bottle, is it?- Yeah.

0:29:00 > 0:29:03Watch the road, sweetheart. Watch where you're going.

0:29:03 > 0:29:05- Good girl.- Here you are.

0:29:05 > 0:29:10Grandad, you are a complete star.

0:29:10 > 0:29:13Not a problem. Takes effort being as beautiful as your mum.

0:29:13 > 0:29:17Yeah. See you later. Wave bye-bye. See you later. Come on.

0:29:22 > 0:29:25Perhaps one of those lift and separate jobbies'd work.

0:29:25 > 0:29:29Going to have to take it in. Looks like a nightie.

0:29:29 > 0:29:32- You look beautiful, Heather.- Do I?

0:29:32 > 0:29:37Couldn't you keep your arms straight down by your sides?

0:29:37 > 0:29:41Cos I said to Andrew, you know, the thing about losing weight is you shouldn't eat too much.

0:29:41 > 0:29:44And that's because I'm excited.

0:29:44 > 0:29:48When I was young, the one thing we didn't want second hand was a wedding dress.

0:29:48 > 0:29:53- Unlike an husband.- Oh. That doesn't matter, though, does it?

0:29:53 > 0:29:57I mean, who needs, you know...

0:29:57 > 0:30:01diamante beading and duchess satin.

0:30:01 > 0:30:04Cos Blush and Bloom on the high street, you know,

0:30:04 > 0:30:08they're charging a fortune for that one in the window.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12I-It's only a dress, innit?

0:30:12 > 0:30:15- But it's your wedding dress, Heather.- Yeah.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18But all I need is Andrew, Mrs Branning.

0:30:18 > 0:30:21Yeah, well, them dispenser drawers, they won't bleach themselves.

0:30:21 > 0:30:24A Lycra bodyshaper should do it.

0:30:26 > 0:30:30No, won't work. Make her look like a sausage.

0:30:30 > 0:30:31You look lovely.

0:30:37 > 0:30:40IAN HONKS HORN

0:30:40 > 0:30:44You get your dad banged up and suddenly every cret wants to talk to you.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48Is that why you've done this?

0:30:48 > 0:30:52To your dad. To...to try and improve your street cred?

0:30:53 > 0:30:57Ben, your dad could go to jail for a long time

0:30:57 > 0:31:02- on the back of what you've said to the police. - Street cred. What decade are you in?

0:31:02 > 0:31:06Years and years for something you know he didn't do.

0:31:06 > 0:31:08What do you mean didn't do?

0:31:08 > 0:31:11Then why was he on the top of that roof, eh?

0:31:11 > 0:31:14Looking at the view? He's meant to be my dad, Ian.

0:31:14 > 0:31:17He's meant to want Stella dead.

0:31:17 > 0:31:20Anyway, since when did you get best mates with him?

0:31:20 > 0:31:21- It's a lie!- And?

0:31:22 > 0:31:24What if he gets off?

0:31:26 > 0:31:28I mean, he won't, will he?

0:31:28 > 0:31:32All right, what if he doesn't get off?

0:31:32 > 0:31:36Ben, you can't just change your mind later.

0:31:36 > 0:31:40Well, not unless you want to go back inside for perjury.

0:31:41 > 0:31:43You thought about that?

0:31:43 > 0:31:46And what about when you get married,

0:31:46 > 0:31:48or you have kids, or you move house,

0:31:48 > 0:31:50or any of those big days in your life?

0:31:50 > 0:31:52Your dad ain't going to be there.

0:31:52 > 0:31:57It's going to be his face that's missing from the photos.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00Right, and what if get ill or...

0:32:00 > 0:32:03even dies in prison? Have you thought about that?

0:32:05 > 0:32:09Ben, you're condemning yourself to your own life sentence here.

0:32:09 > 0:32:11Of sleepless nights.

0:32:11 > 0:32:15And the kind of guilty conscience that's going to just turn you

0:32:15 > 0:32:17into a heartless, rotten man.

0:32:20 > 0:32:23You're jealous, ain't you?

0:32:25 > 0:32:29- We ain't officially open yet. - But I've got six towels and four flannels that I need to wash.

0:32:29 > 0:32:34Yes, and I've got a private telephone call I need to make.

0:32:35 > 0:32:38Your mum needs us together.

0:32:40 > 0:32:44These results, Lauren, they're the difference between life and...

0:32:48 > 0:32:51Let's just go to the hospital with her, shall we? You, me, your nan.

0:32:51 > 0:32:53Together. That's all I'm saying.

0:32:55 > 0:32:58Whatever, whatever the results are, we'll just...

0:32:58 > 0:33:01- we'll just keep strong.- Yeah?

0:33:04 > 0:33:07All on the same team? All there for each other?

0:33:07 > 0:33:09Right.

0:33:12 > 0:33:14So, you never legged it, then?

0:33:16 > 0:33:18I was never left holding her up on my own.

0:33:21 > 0:33:23What? Suddenly, I've got a use again, have I?

0:33:23 > 0:33:26Suddenly...suddenly I'm wanted?

0:33:26 > 0:33:30Would you just stop always having to have a dig, Lauren?

0:33:30 > 0:33:32Will you, please? For once in your life.

0:33:32 > 0:33:33Just as long as I keep my mouth shut.

0:33:33 > 0:33:38Just as long as I don't get in the way of all the important stuff.

0:33:38 > 0:33:41Like you and her. Oh, and her and you,

0:33:41 > 0:33:44because, let's face it,

0:33:44 > 0:33:47it's only ever really been about youse two, ain't it?

0:33:47 > 0:33:48Everybody out now, please.

0:33:52 > 0:33:53Lauren, please.

0:33:55 > 0:33:56Sorry.

0:34:01 > 0:34:05Sorry. See? It's not a big word, is it?

0:34:17 > 0:34:21Look, no-one bullies me, all right? No-one puts my head down the toilet.

0:34:21 > 0:34:24- And no-one trips me up!- You're a good, kind lad.- You would love it...

0:34:24 > 0:34:27You would love me to be as pathetic as you.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29Do you sleep at night, Ian?

0:34:29 > 0:34:32I bet you torch Dad's house in your dreams, don't you?

0:34:32 > 0:34:35Do you torture him, Ian? In your dreams. Yeah?

0:34:35 > 0:34:38Cos you ain't got the guts to do it in real life!

0:34:38 > 0:34:40You ain't got the guts and you're jealous.

0:34:40 > 0:34:46- What's he done to you, Ben?- I have bottle. I have bottle, all right.

0:34:46 > 0:34:51And whatever he gives out, he knows that. He understands it, you know.

0:34:51 > 0:34:53And even Shirl, she don't get it.

0:34:55 > 0:34:58Because, one day, one day, my dad, my dad will respect that.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01What the hell has Phil done to you?

0:35:05 > 0:35:08He's my dad. He's my dad.

0:35:09 > 0:35:13What? Do you think he's messed with me?

0:35:13 > 0:35:16Do you think he's hurt me, Ian?

0:35:16 > 0:35:20Don't you dare disrespect my dad, Ian!

0:35:20 > 0:35:21You what?

0:35:23 > 0:35:27What's he done, right? He's taught me how to look after myself - you weren't up for it, was you?

0:35:27 > 0:35:31Ben, you put your dad in prison. You did that! You!

0:35:31 > 0:35:35Do you think it's easy taking some runty kid straight off a plane, do you? Eh?

0:35:35 > 0:35:39I'm a Mitchell, all right. Just cos you can't handle that...

0:35:39 > 0:35:41I'm a Mitchell!

0:35:41 > 0:35:43And that's all down to him.

0:35:44 > 0:35:48Then let him rot. Let him rot, Ben.

0:35:49 > 0:35:51I mean, can you hear yourself?

0:35:51 > 0:35:55Can you hear this mental nonsense spouting you're out of your mouth?

0:35:55 > 0:35:58You love him, so you put him in prison.

0:35:58 > 0:36:00You hurt him, so that it makes him proud of you.

0:36:00 > 0:36:02Why, Ben? I just don't get it!

0:36:05 > 0:36:08I remember a kid

0:36:08 > 0:36:11who liked dancing, who made a mean cake.

0:36:13 > 0:36:16This kid, when got off the plane, he was shy.

0:36:16 > 0:36:17He was kind.

0:36:19 > 0:36:20He knew right from wrong.

0:36:23 > 0:36:27So, if your dad has bullied that out of you, then, yes...

0:36:28 > 0:36:32..let him rot in prison because that is what he deserves, OK?

0:36:33 > 0:36:38D'you know what, I don't know what the hell our mother'd be saying.

0:36:39 > 0:36:42She'd be breaking her heart, right now.

0:36:42 > 0:36:46Cos she'd tell me I can't sit on information like this.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49Well, the Old Bill wouldn't believe you, anyway.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53No, I told you a secret.

0:36:54 > 0:36:56He hates me, Ian!

0:37:08 > 0:37:12You can make it better, Ben, OK? You can.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15- Come here.- No, no. - Come here. You can.

0:37:15 > 0:37:19Ben. Look, you can make it stop. OK?

0:37:19 > 0:37:21You can make it stop.

0:37:26 > 0:37:30Is this telephone banking or 20 questions?

0:37:30 > 0:37:33Yes. That is my mother's maiden name.

0:37:33 > 0:37:36I already gave you my mother's maiden name.

0:37:36 > 0:37:41And I know my date of birth and I am relatively concrete on my favourite colour.

0:37:41 > 0:37:44Would you like to write that down an' all?

0:37:44 > 0:37:46No, no.

0:37:46 > 0:37:51That is the short number. I already gave you the long number.

0:37:51 > 0:37:55Look, my mother's name is not on my own banking card

0:37:55 > 0:37:57because it is my own banking card.

0:37:57 > 0:37:59And my name is on my banking card.

0:37:59 > 0:38:02What I want from you, before Christmas,

0:38:02 > 0:38:07is to take some of MY money out of my OWN bank account,

0:38:07 > 0:38:09using my OWN banking card.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14Oh. Oh, really.

0:38:14 > 0:38:17No wonder we're in a recession, hovering on a double dip.

0:38:17 > 0:38:20No! No, I can't hold.

0:38:20 > 0:38:23If I had time to hold, I could be running down to the cash point

0:38:23 > 0:38:25and queuing up.

0:38:25 > 0:38:29No. No. No, I don't wish to continue the transaction.

0:38:29 > 0:38:33I shall go running down to the cash point and I shall queue up.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35Oh.

0:38:38 > 0:38:40SHE SIGHS

0:39:05 > 0:39:08Max, do we have to? I know we got to keep it up for the kids,

0:39:08 > 0:39:12but when we're on our own? Looking on the bright side all the time is knackering.

0:39:12 > 0:39:18- Wait for the results.- I swear the next well-meaning idiot to tell me about positive thinking!

0:39:18 > 0:39:22You got a kidney stone, you can't just positively think it through your bladder, can you?

0:39:22 > 0:39:26You're in the middle of a heart attack, you don't just will it to stop, so...

0:39:27 > 0:39:31Right. So, we've got special bits here, you know,

0:39:31 > 0:39:35things that might get forgotten about or lost, if you're left in charge,

0:39:35 > 0:39:39like dance badges and that picture Abs did of you, looking like an egg.

0:39:39 > 0:39:43- Half hundred weight of Oscar's best stone...- Have we got time for this now?- Yes.

0:39:43 > 0:39:47There's always been time, Max, We've just been wasting it.

0:39:49 > 0:39:52Every birthday, there's a little letter.

0:39:52 > 0:39:57All right? And I don't want it to be miserable. All right?

0:39:57 > 0:39:59You know what Oscar's like about ghosts and skeletons.

0:39:59 > 0:40:02He gets all freaked out. So, don't make him open it.

0:40:02 > 0:40:06It's just... Yeah, it's just there if...

0:40:06 > 0:40:10It's meant to be happy, yeah? And it's there, just so that they all...

0:40:13 > 0:40:17Right. We've got to be practical, right. We need to be ready.

0:40:17 > 0:40:22The girls were tiny, such a short space of time, and I wished it away, didn't I?

0:40:22 > 0:40:24On potty training and sleeping through and...

0:40:24 > 0:40:27So, I just want to get this last bit right and...

0:40:27 > 0:40:31You know, I want to do as much as I can while I still can.

0:40:31 > 0:40:34I want you to be able to lay your hands on the important things,

0:40:34 > 0:40:37like, I've got certificates, and my wedding dress.

0:40:37 > 0:40:41- Babe, you've got years ahead.- You do know where my wedding dress is?

0:40:44 > 0:40:45Shoe boxes.

0:40:48 > 0:40:52A shoe box ain't going to be able to do their hair, is it?

0:40:52 > 0:40:55Or give 'em a cuddle. Kiss 'em goodnight.

0:40:55 > 0:40:59Yes, I know that! I do know that, Max! I know!

0:41:01 > 0:41:02Oh, for God's sake!

0:41:04 > 0:41:07See, even now, even now, I'm just doing it on my own, aren't I?

0:41:07 > 0:41:10Will you please...? Would you please just be there for me?

0:41:16 > 0:41:17Oh.

0:41:18 > 0:41:21What you been doing to yourself?

0:41:21 > 0:41:24- Has Heather left yet? - She's in there.

0:41:24 > 0:41:28Good. Look, she's got to be kept here. It is vitally imperative.

0:41:34 > 0:41:38Look, can we just keep this between you and me, yeah, Annie? Yeah?

0:41:38 > 0:41:39You'll be all right.

0:41:39 > 0:41:43You've only got to shut the salon for, what? A couple of hours?

0:41:48 > 0:41:50I'm fine.

0:41:51 > 0:41:54Oh. She's fine.

0:41:54 > 0:41:57- Keep an eye on her, Patrick - I'm fine.

0:41:57 > 0:42:02I just fancied some tea in a proper cup while my drawers were soaking.

0:42:02 > 0:42:06- I'll make it.- I'm making it.

0:42:06 > 0:42:07Mrs Branning. I said I'd help.

0:42:07 > 0:42:12- I'll tell you what, I'll go and dry your drawers for you. - No. You can't go, no.

0:42:12 > 0:42:17- Oh, oh, look at my room, looks like a bomb's hit it.- I'll do it.

0:42:17 > 0:42:23No. Is it your imminent nuptials what have rearranged my furniture?

0:42:23 > 0:42:27- No.- No. No.

0:42:27 > 0:42:30- Ta. Oh.- Oh, dear.

0:42:37 > 0:42:39Amy is not coming around here any more. End of.

0:42:39 > 0:42:42- Fine. I'll just cancel my biscuit order.- D'you know what?

0:42:42 > 0:42:46I was sat in that salon chair like some skanky, old tart.

0:42:46 > 0:42:49- Well, if the cap fits.- Cap?

0:42:49 > 0:42:53I'm not talking about caps! Bianca, I am talking about little, metal combs

0:42:53 > 0:42:58and tea tree shampoo and chemicals and separate towels and us lot, we're going to be picking over each other

0:42:58 > 0:43:01like a dirty bunch of dirty apes. And I've got roots now!

0:43:01 > 0:43:04You know what, you want to take better care of your kids.

0:43:04 > 0:43:07- Are you telling me I don't know how to look after my kids? - Well, if the cap fits.

0:43:07 > 0:43:11- Saying I'm not a good mother?- You had a house of creepy, crawly heads

0:43:11 > 0:43:13and you didn't even know about it.

0:43:13 > 0:43:16- That is it! Get in there.- No. I'll catch something even more disgusting.

0:43:16 > 0:43:19Don't be so silly. Just go in there.

0:43:20 > 0:43:24- We said she had eczema. - Or psoriasis.

0:43:24 > 0:43:26I said psoriasis cos my mum gets that.

0:43:26 > 0:43:28But then he saw the eggs.

0:43:28 > 0:43:31Here, Rox. I think Amy's given all the kids nits.

0:43:31 > 0:43:34Ergh.

0:43:35 > 0:43:38Course, I could do the bathroom.

0:43:41 > 0:43:44Though, I never actually went in the bathroom.

0:43:44 > 0:43:48Oh, about time. ..Oh, yes, of course.

0:43:48 > 0:43:51Yes. Well, I suppose, I suppose you should go now.

0:43:52 > 0:43:55Oh. Thanks, Mrs Branning.

0:44:20 > 0:44:24I'll tell you what, I'll see you in there, all right.

0:44:24 > 0:44:26- I'll see you there.- Tan?

0:45:24 > 0:45:28- Look in the glove box. - I have looked in the glove box.

0:45:28 > 0:45:33We can't pay, we can't park. What happened to that little change holder I got you for Christmas?

0:45:33 > 0:45:35I do know how the parking system operates.

0:45:35 > 0:45:40- Thanks for that. - The whole point of the change holder was to leave it in the car.

0:45:42 > 0:45:43You got any change?

0:45:43 > 0:45:46- I am not the owner of this vehicle. - No, no, that's right.

0:45:46 > 0:45:49You're the owner of the mouth that's doing my nut in.

0:45:49 > 0:45:51You know your trouble, Max? You don't think ahead.

0:45:51 > 0:45:55And now, my daughter is in there waiting for her results on her own.

0:45:55 > 0:46:00I'm doing my best, all right! I don't need some sanctimonious, old bag standing over me,

0:46:00 > 0:46:02telling me it ain't good enough.

0:46:02 > 0:46:06Don't you think if I could magic it all better, I would?

0:46:06 > 0:46:08If I could fix your daughter, Cora, I would.

0:46:08 > 0:46:11If I could make her better, I would. But I can't.

0:46:11 > 0:46:13Can I, Cora? I can't!

0:46:20 > 0:46:25Emergency bingo money. Here. Pay the meter.

0:46:29 > 0:46:31It's rotten. All of this.

0:46:31 > 0:46:33Lauren's just a kid. You can't blame her.

0:46:33 > 0:46:36Nobody wants to be here, it's frightening.

0:46:36 > 0:46:40But you ain't got a choice. You got to take it on the chin.

0:46:40 > 0:46:43You got to take everything that's chucked at your family

0:46:43 > 0:46:45and hold it together.

0:46:45 > 0:46:50Cos that's your job. And if you let Tanya down now

0:46:50 > 0:46:54I'm going to have your crown jewels for earrings, Max.

0:47:04 > 0:47:07PATRICK CHUCKLES

0:47:07 > 0:47:09DOT CHUCKLES

0:47:16 > 0:47:19You look absolutely beautiful.

0:47:19 > 0:47:22- It's the exact one I wanted, Patrick. - Oh, fancy that.

0:47:22 > 0:47:26I've always had secret admirers since I can't remember when.

0:47:26 > 0:47:28This is her wedding dress, you fool.

0:47:28 > 0:47:31Not half a pound of liquorice from some dirty, old man,

0:47:31 > 0:47:33like some I could mention.

0:47:33 > 0:47:35This will be Heather's ONLY wedding day.

0:47:35 > 0:47:37I thought she married that Minty man?

0:47:37 > 0:47:41And this time, it's the right one.

0:47:41 > 0:47:45Well, Heather really needed something what fitted her,

0:47:45 > 0:47:46didn't she?

0:47:47 > 0:47:49- You!- What?

0:47:49 > 0:47:53Oh! Oh, Mrs Branning, thank you ever so much.

0:47:53 > 0:47:56Yes, yes, well, well, you know.

0:47:56 > 0:47:59I mean, you do know that bleach rots drawers

0:47:59 > 0:48:01- if they're left long in it, don't you?- Yes. Yes, I mean,

0:48:01 > 0:48:04I'll take this off and then I'm going to get to work.

0:48:04 > 0:48:08I'm going to scrub your drawers till they sparkle!

0:48:08 > 0:48:12You! Jim always said you're an interfering, old woman.

0:48:12 > 0:48:16Well, it's better to give than to receive, ain't it, Patrick?

0:48:16 > 0:48:19I'm not surprised she could buy a wedding dress outright.

0:48:19 > 0:48:23I'll have you know that I didn't buy a wedding dress outright.

0:48:23 > 0:48:25I am paying for it by instalments.

0:48:25 > 0:48:30- I'm very relieved you took my advice.- I'm very relieved to hear that, Rose Elizabeth

0:48:30 > 0:48:33cos your rent has just gone up by £10 a week.

0:48:40 > 0:48:42I should be buying you a coffee.

0:48:42 > 0:48:45Nah, don't be silly. You don't need to buy me a coffee, darling.

0:48:45 > 0:48:48Good. Cos I can't afford to buy you a coffee.

0:48:48 > 0:48:51I just mean, in a virtual world, I would not be making it for you

0:48:51 > 0:48:55in Bianca Butcher's mugs, while I babysit her kids.

0:48:55 > 0:48:58Oh, you mean... You're talking about the virtual world.

0:48:58 > 0:49:00Well, see you, I'm far too busy.

0:49:00 > 0:49:04Yeah, yeah, headlining Vegas, ah-ha.

0:49:04 > 0:49:08Taking care of my harem and sailing around the world in the Blue Moon yacht.

0:49:08 > 0:49:11Making sure I get back here on time to let the brewers in

0:49:11 > 0:49:14and stop Jean flogging her radishes.

0:49:14 > 0:49:17Don't get me started. What does she call it now? The Crunch Lunch.

0:49:17 > 0:49:22Yes. Summer alternative to sausage surprise, apparently.

0:49:22 > 0:49:26That's the thing, right - you go away and you got to come back.

0:49:26 > 0:49:29Well, not if you've got a sick reli, you don't.

0:49:29 > 0:49:33- How is she? How's Kat?- She's good. She's good. She's still being bossy and shouting,

0:49:33 > 0:49:37nothing changes there. She's going to stick around, keep an eye on Charlie.

0:49:37 > 0:49:41- I'm sorry.- That's all right. It's fine.

0:49:41 > 0:49:45Mind you, once she finds out she's got a bit of stiff competition

0:49:45 > 0:49:49from my temporary landlady, who I think's gorgeous.

0:49:49 > 0:49:52- You got a new landlady?- Hmm, yeah.

0:49:54 > 0:49:57- And she's gorgeous? - Yeah, she's lovely, she's a cracker.

0:50:00 > 0:50:05- It's your job if you want it. - What?- It's yours.

0:50:05 > 0:50:08- Are you serious?- Course! - Are you serious? Alfie!- Course.

0:50:08 > 0:50:11- Alfie, I'd love it.- All right. - Thank you.

0:50:11 > 0:50:15- You'll be helping me out big time. Hold on.- Oh, yeah.

0:50:15 > 0:50:18- But I really want us to start as we mean to go on, all right?- OK.

0:50:18 > 0:50:22So, erm, will you come upstairs with me, Rox?

0:50:23 > 0:50:24Pardon?

0:50:24 > 0:50:29Cos, well, Tiffany's got a hairdressers in one of the bedrooms.

0:50:29 > 0:50:33No, no! The hat looks lovely, the hat will work behind the bar,

0:50:33 > 0:50:37I promise you, it's beautiful. It's just the roots we need to work on, I can see the nits jumping.

0:50:37 > 0:50:42- What you talking about my roots for? - Look at the nits, they're jumping. - Touch it then.- No, no. Upstairs.

0:50:42 > 0:50:45- You want to put my hat on.- Oh, look at the nits, they're all dancing.

0:50:45 > 0:50:49There's another one coming up, Tiff! One with nits.

0:51:09 > 0:51:10Don't be scared.

0:51:11 > 0:51:12I'm not scared.

0:51:14 > 0:51:16I'm meant to be in double biology.

0:51:16 > 0:51:19It's all right, I've emailed the school.

0:51:21 > 0:51:23I can't remember her voice.

0:51:23 > 0:51:24Mum.

0:51:26 > 0:51:27You said, "What would she say?"

0:51:29 > 0:51:34I don't know what she'd say. I can't remember her any more.

0:51:36 > 0:51:38She'd say you're doing a good thing.

0:51:38 > 0:51:42All right. Telling the truth, that's the right thing to do.

0:51:46 > 0:51:49How about we grab some lunch after?

0:51:49 > 0:51:55- Seeing as Marsden can't see us till three o'clock. - Do you think he'll cry?

0:51:55 > 0:51:57Do you think he'll hug me?

0:51:58 > 0:52:01He'll hug me, won't he? Or cry.

0:52:01 > 0:52:03But he'll definitely hug me.

0:52:03 > 0:52:04Erm...

0:52:06 > 0:52:08..I don't know.

0:52:09 > 0:52:10Yeah.

0:52:11 > 0:52:14Do you think he's had his head flushed?

0:52:14 > 0:52:17You know he's been beaten up, don't you?

0:52:19 > 0:52:21D'you think... D'you think he'll tell me he loves me?

0:52:24 > 0:52:28He'll probably say anything in a minute, won't he?

0:52:28 > 0:52:31Yeah, no, but you're right.

0:52:33 > 0:52:37- I'm doing the right thing.- Yeah. - And he will realise that, won't he?

0:52:37 > 0:52:41I mean, biology and natural law and all that. I mean,

0:52:41 > 0:52:44the son takes over from the father.

0:52:44 > 0:52:47He has to get his head round that, Ian. He has to.

0:52:47 > 0:52:51Ben. You're nervous, OK. This is just the nerves.

0:52:51 > 0:52:53If he cries, we leave. If he cries, he's blown it.

0:52:53 > 0:52:55I won't sit here and watch my old man cry.

0:52:55 > 0:52:58It's OK. It's OK to be scared.

0:52:59 > 0:53:01KEYS RATTLE

0:53:08 > 0:53:09I'm not scared.

0:53:36 > 0:53:41- I didn't expect you to come. You didn't have to come.- No big deal.

0:53:43 > 0:53:46You're a good girl. She's a good girl, ain't she?

0:53:46 > 0:53:49- Yeah.- Horrible, scary places, eh?

0:53:49 > 0:53:52I'd happily have legged it at the door myself.

0:53:52 > 0:53:54I'll get us a cup of coffee. Got any change?

0:53:54 > 0:53:59- Your old man cleaned me out.- I'm for ever re-filling that change holder.

0:54:04 > 0:54:07- Sorry.- OK.- OK.

0:54:08 > 0:54:11It don't mean I'm happy about the binge drinking.

0:54:12 > 0:54:15Actually, you're not right. We've always cared about you kids

0:54:15 > 0:54:19- as much as we have about each other. - You could've just stopped at sorry.

0:54:19 > 0:54:22Isn't your appointment at half 11?

0:54:22 > 0:54:24We're just waiting for the oncologist to be free.

0:54:24 > 0:54:27She can still have a hot drink, can't she?

0:54:28 > 0:54:30I mean, even if it has...

0:54:32 > 0:54:35- ..you know...- Cora.- Spread.

0:54:35 > 0:54:40You mean, if the disease has spread, if the tumour's still there.

0:54:40 > 0:54:43All I'm trying to say is,

0:54:43 > 0:54:48- they're not going to take her in right now, are they? - I haven't got an overnight bag.

0:55:04 > 0:55:06I will be there.

0:55:10 > 0:55:11I will. I'll be there.

0:55:17 > 0:55:18I'm not ready.

0:55:27 > 0:55:28Tanya?

0:55:39 > 0:55:41Come on.

0:56:05 > 0:56:07Ben! Ben, wait!

0:56:15 > 0:56:16PAGES SHUFFLING

0:56:26 > 0:56:27I can't take this.

0:56:27 > 0:56:29Sit down.

0:56:33 > 0:56:35Sit down!

0:56:47 > 0:56:48I'll tell you a story.

0:56:51 > 0:56:54So what, you come to gloat, is that it?

0:56:54 > 0:56:57- What, no...- Bringing Ben here? What sort of lowlife move's that, eh?

0:56:57 > 0:57:02- Phil, I'm actually here to try and help...- I've always thought that he'd be better off living with you.

0:57:02 > 0:57:04Well, congratulations, you're welcome to the little runt.

0:57:04 > 0:57:06- Will you just listen to me?- Listen?

0:57:06 > 0:57:09- What, to a weasel like you? - Ben's your son!

0:57:09 > 0:57:12Not any more he ain't.

0:57:12 > 0:57:13What?

0:57:16 > 0:57:18You've never let him be who he is.

0:57:20 > 0:57:22Ben is a sweet kid, all right,

0:57:22 > 0:57:24and you're always trying to toughen him up.

0:57:24 > 0:57:27Making him do boxing when he wants to do ballet.

0:57:27 > 0:57:29Phil, you're making him ashamed of who he is.

0:57:29 > 0:57:33- Then there's this business with Stella...- Oi, just watch yourself!

0:57:33 > 0:57:34All right?

0:57:34 > 0:57:35You don't scare me.

0:57:35 > 0:57:37Oh, is that right?

0:57:39 > 0:57:42No, you're the one who's scared

0:57:42 > 0:57:46because in here the name Phil Mitchell doesn't mean anything, does it?

0:57:46 > 0:57:49Look at you, you're a sad, pathetic old man.

0:57:49 > 0:57:51Well, at least I've been a man

0:57:51 > 0:57:54cos you wouldn't know about that, would you?

0:57:54 > 0:57:56Cos all you've ever been is a snivelling little weasel.

0:57:56 > 0:57:58An idiot, just like that brother of yours.

0:57:58 > 0:58:01Well, I tell you what, I hope you both live happily ever after.

0:58:03 > 0:58:04Now, we done here?

0:58:07 > 0:58:08Yeah, we're done.

0:58:25 > 0:58:27Lace fingerless gloves...

0:58:27 > 0:58:31little black mini skirt, leather,

0:58:31 > 0:58:35all topped off with a bright orange perm...

0:58:35 > 0:58:41and suddenly this flash of orange comes tearing out of the chemist.

0:58:41 > 0:58:45Tracy, her best mate, legging it behind her.

0:58:45 > 0:58:52The security guard's a big fella and he comes huffing and puffing...

0:58:52 > 0:58:55- So, they were nicking stuff?- No.

0:58:55 > 0:58:57She was working in a charity shop.

0:58:59 > 0:59:03So, anyway, she realises the security guard

0:59:03 > 0:59:08hasn't got a chance in hell of catching up with her,

0:59:08 > 0:59:10so she jumps on this bench,

0:59:10 > 0:59:16lifts up her top and flashes him right there in broad day light.

0:59:18 > 0:59:21Look on her face, cocky little...

0:59:23 > 0:59:26That's until she clapped eyes on me.

0:59:26 > 0:59:30I gave her a wink just to let her know what she was in for later.

0:59:32 > 0:59:34Should have seen her jaw drop.

0:59:36 > 0:59:37THEY CHUCKLE

0:59:41 > 0:59:42WOMAN LAUGHS

0:59:42 > 0:59:45It's true though!

0:59:47 > 0:59:50I know, she's a piece of work, ain't she?

0:59:51 > 0:59:55What it must be like to have that sort of confidence.

0:59:55 > 0:59:59See, I wouldn't exactly be holding Kim up as a role model, Jean.

0:59:59 > 1:00:01Still, they might get past that slapping stage

1:00:01 > 1:00:03and actually go on one of those "date" things.

1:00:03 > 1:00:05Has she been all right recently?

1:00:05 > 1:00:09All right? Well, I wouldn't exactly describe Kim as, "all right". Annoying...yes,

1:00:09 > 1:00:12- infuriating...yes, inconsiderate... - All right, never mind.

1:00:12 > 1:00:15You see, the thing is, I've had plenty of steaks before,

1:00:15 > 1:00:17so why would this one be any different?

1:00:17 > 1:00:20Because the way I cook it, you'll think you died and gone to heaven.

1:00:20 > 1:00:22Heaven ain't really my bag, babe.

1:00:22 > 1:00:24Besides, I had a packet of Nik Naks earlier.

1:00:24 > 1:00:28That's why I'm going to have to start from the very beginning with you. Hm?

1:00:28 > 1:00:29Top to toe service.

1:00:29 > 1:00:32What, full body treatment?

1:00:32 > 1:00:34If that's all right with you?

1:00:34 > 1:00:35SHE GIGGLES

1:00:35 > 1:00:37- Can I have a word with you?- What now?

1:00:37 > 1:00:40- Yeah.- Hey!- Slow down!

1:00:41 > 1:00:42What?!

1:00:42 > 1:00:44He actually had hair?

1:00:44 > 1:00:46For about 45 minutes.

1:00:46 > 1:00:49Constantly playing with it...

1:00:53 > 1:00:54Mum?

1:00:57 > 1:00:59Well?

1:01:01 > 1:01:05- It's clear.- What? Really?

1:01:06 > 1:01:08It's gone.

1:01:14 > 1:01:16Atta girl.

1:01:23 > 1:01:27And Mrs Branning, she's bought me the most amazing wedding dress in the ENTIRE world.

1:01:27 > 1:01:29It's lovely isn't it, Shirl?

1:01:30 > 1:01:33So, hen do, kick off at five o'clock, yeah?

1:01:33 > 1:01:36- Anything else you need to tell me? - Just final checks, Shirl.

1:01:37 > 1:01:39Eh, eh.

1:01:39 > 1:01:42Man, I have been polishing up my speech, gleaming it is!

1:01:42 > 1:01:45Andrew you're in for a treat, son!

1:01:45 > 1:01:48Our Heather looks a picture in that dress, you know.

1:01:48 > 1:01:50It was very kind of Aunty Dot.

1:01:50 > 1:01:52Actually it was my idea.

1:01:52 > 1:01:55- I'm ever so grateful really. - Is that it?

1:01:55 > 1:01:59Oh, no, it's bad luck, innit? You know, you seeing the box?

1:01:59 > 1:02:02I've jinxed myself, haven't I? I have, haven't I?

1:02:02 > 1:02:05It's only a dress, Heather, it hasn't got magical properties,

1:02:05 > 1:02:08- it's not going to turn you into a supermodel.- Mum!

1:02:08 > 1:02:12What?! I didn't mean anything by it, did I, Patrick?

1:02:14 > 1:02:16Sorry, I've got to fly. I've got to go, actually.

1:02:16 > 1:02:19You ain't got a spare parachute, have you, Patrick?

1:02:19 > 1:02:20Oh, you're not going, are you?

1:02:20 > 1:02:22You know, the dress, Hev, it's great. It's really, really great.

1:02:22 > 1:02:25Shirl. Shirl...

1:02:27 > 1:02:31..you and me, we'll be best mates for ever, yeah?

1:02:31 > 1:02:33No matter what happens.

1:02:33 > 1:02:34Course.

1:02:38 > 1:02:40That is fantastic news.

1:02:41 > 1:02:45Yeah, well, look you make sure you give her my love, won't you?

1:02:45 > 1:02:46All right mate.

1:02:46 > 1:02:48What's happened?

1:02:48 > 1:02:50- Nothing.- Come on.

1:02:50 > 1:02:53- You're not too old to put across my knee. What's happened?- That was Max.

1:02:53 > 1:02:55Tanya got her scan results back.

1:02:55 > 1:02:57- And?- All clear.

1:02:57 > 1:02:59HE LAUGHS

1:02:59 > 1:03:00- That's great news!- Yeah.

1:03:00 > 1:03:02Here, I know, that calls for a get together.

1:03:02 > 1:03:06- Well no, I don't think Tan would be up for that.- Oh, yes, come on.

1:03:06 > 1:03:07- Oh, come on.- Come on!

1:03:10 > 1:03:12You'll have to come back to the kitchen later,

1:03:12 > 1:03:13give me some feedback.

1:03:13 > 1:03:17- I've lost my appetite, sorry. - Hey, what's happened? I thought you liked red meat?

1:03:17 > 1:03:19Look, just let me past, OK?

1:03:19 > 1:03:21What's wrong? What's happened?

1:03:21 > 1:03:22You want your feedback?

1:03:22 > 1:03:26It's grey, flaccid and I'm not interested.

1:03:26 > 1:03:27Kimberly!

1:03:30 > 1:03:33I'm sorry, ignore her, she's probably just having a bad day.

1:03:33 > 1:03:36I wouldn't take it personally.

1:03:36 > 1:03:40Thanks a lot, ladies, I don't need a sympathy committee.

1:03:40 > 1:03:44Is that what they call playing hard to get?

1:04:02 > 1:04:06Ben, I've just been talking to your dad who's in prison

1:04:06 > 1:04:11because of a lie you told and you're here baking cakes?!

1:04:11 > 1:04:15- What's going on? - Didn't rise properly anyway.- Ben...

1:04:18 > 1:04:20Look, I'm sure they're fine.

1:04:20 > 1:04:23I thought I could remember how to make 'em but I couldn't!

1:04:23 > 1:04:25Tell you what, I reckon if we cut off the burnt bit

1:04:25 > 1:04:28and put a bit of icing on top they'd be gorgeous.

1:04:32 > 1:04:34So you spoke to him then?

1:04:34 > 1:04:35Yeah, yeah.

1:04:37 > 1:04:41He said he was sorry you couldn't stay.

1:04:41 > 1:04:44- He said that?- Yeah.

1:04:45 > 1:04:46What else did he say?

1:04:48 > 1:04:52Look, Ben, you're going to have to trust me on this, OK?

1:04:52 > 1:04:55As a dad who's had a son turn against him

1:04:55 > 1:05:01and do something so awful that you think you're never going to forgive them, OK?

1:05:01 > 1:05:03But no matter what happens, all right, there's...

1:05:03 > 1:05:08there's this bond, like a thread, linking you together and...

1:05:09 > 1:05:13..it just stops you running away. DOORBELL RINGS

1:05:13 > 1:05:16That's all right, just leave it, will ya? Ben?

1:05:16 > 1:05:19- Ben, did you hear me? Just leave it. - What if it was never there? That thread?

1:05:19 > 1:05:21What if me and Dad aren't like other people?

1:05:21 > 1:05:27Look, he will forgive you, OK? It's just going to take time.

1:05:27 > 1:05:30So you told him the truth then?

1:05:30 > 1:05:31No.

1:05:32 > 1:05:35Look, I didn't think it was my place to, all right? But you can.

1:05:35 > 1:05:38I mean, Ben you can fix this before it goes too far.

1:05:38 > 1:05:40KNOCK ON DOOR

1:05:40 > 1:05:42Hello?

1:05:43 > 1:05:46I saw you arrive, so I knew you were in.

1:05:46 > 1:05:48What happened to the door?

1:05:50 > 1:05:53Oh, Max, Max, Max, congratulations, mate!

1:05:53 > 1:05:54Cheers, Derek.

1:05:54 > 1:05:56- Great news, eh?- What you doing here?

1:05:56 > 1:05:59He was with me when you called, so, couldn't stop him, could I?

1:05:59 > 1:06:02Couldn't stop me? You shouldn't want to. What you like?

1:06:02 > 1:06:03Good news like this.

1:06:03 > 1:06:06- We ain't going to stay long. - Where is she then? Where is she?

1:06:06 > 1:06:08Ah! There you are, sweetheart.

1:06:08 > 1:06:11Hope you don't mind us popping round like this?

1:06:11 > 1:06:14Nah, course she don't, course she don't. Oh, well done, you, eh?

1:06:14 > 1:06:18Ain't that great? Really good. The all clear, eh?

1:06:18 > 1:06:22Well, it's not really the all clear, it's just that scan was clear,

1:06:22 > 1:06:25- so it's different, but... - Well, still good though, eh? Yeah.

1:06:25 > 1:06:28Probably why you're looking so peaky, eh? You should go and put some slap on!

1:06:28 > 1:06:33You're going to feel the pain of my slap if you don't button it.

1:06:33 > 1:06:35- So, where's the champagne then?- Yes.

1:06:35 > 1:06:39- Yeah, come on, Max, you better nip to the shop and get some, eh? - You all right?

1:06:39 > 1:06:41All right, darling?

1:06:43 > 1:06:47- I'll ask them to go, if you want? I don't mind.- No, it's all right.

1:06:47 > 1:06:49We're celebrating aren't we, eh?

1:06:52 > 1:06:55Right, I better dust off those glasses.

1:07:00 > 1:07:02I don't want to talk to you right now, Andrew.

1:07:02 > 1:07:05Erm, it's me, Mrs Cotton.

1:07:05 > 1:07:10Look, I just want to say sorry for what Andrew said, you know,

1:07:10 > 1:07:11I mean, he didn't mean it.

1:07:11 > 1:07:13He's just being a bit protective of me

1:07:13 > 1:07:16and then he gets himself a bit worked up and it's...

1:07:16 > 1:07:19You don't have to tell me about Andrew.

1:07:19 > 1:07:21We might fight like cat and dog,

1:07:21 > 1:07:24- doesn't mean he doesn't love his mum.- No, no, I know that...

1:07:24 > 1:07:26I gave birth to that boy,

1:07:26 > 1:07:28NO-ONE understands him better than me.

1:07:28 > 1:07:32Yeah, well, that's probably why you argue I mean, you're too close.

1:07:32 > 1:07:35TOO close? Rubbish!

1:07:35 > 1:07:39It's what we've been through together, it's what's HAPPENED.

1:07:39 > 1:07:43You'd be very surprised, Heather, my love.

1:07:43 > 1:07:45Sorry, what d'you mean?

1:07:46 > 1:07:48Just that he's my boy.

1:07:48 > 1:07:51We've got a special relationship, just like you and George.

1:07:51 > 1:07:53Yeah. No, I mean...

1:07:53 > 1:07:55what would I be surprised about?

1:07:58 > 1:08:00Mrs Cotton?

1:08:00 > 1:08:01DOOR OPENING

1:08:09 > 1:08:11What you said now?

1:08:11 > 1:08:13This is it, Ben. This is your chance.

1:08:13 > 1:08:16You tell her you made a mistake and that's it. OK, it's over.

1:08:16 > 1:08:18No.

1:08:19 > 1:08:22All right, either you do it, or I will.

1:08:22 > 1:08:24What, like you did to Dad?

1:08:24 > 1:08:26I mean it.

1:08:30 > 1:08:32Here you go.

1:08:32 > 1:08:33Oh, thanks.

1:08:34 > 1:08:37So, Ben, I hear you were at the prison earlier...

1:08:39 > 1:08:40..is everything OK?

1:08:42 > 1:08:45Shirley hasn't been bothering you again, has she?

1:08:47 > 1:08:49Are you sure? You seem a little quiet.

1:08:50 > 1:08:53No, Shirley hasn't been anywhere near us,

1:08:53 > 1:08:55but there is something Ben wants to say to you.

1:08:57 > 1:08:59Well?

1:09:02 > 1:09:04Ben?

1:09:05 > 1:09:08- He's obviously a little bit scared...- I ain't scared, all right.

1:09:08 > 1:09:10It's only natural.

1:09:10 > 1:09:13What you've done, Ben, it takes guts.

1:09:14 > 1:09:17Your father is a very dangerous man.

1:09:17 > 1:09:20Look, can I have a quick word with Ben in the kitchen?

1:09:20 > 1:09:24No, it's all right, you can do it here. I don't mind.

1:09:28 > 1:09:31Would you like a cup cake? I baked them myself.

1:09:42 > 1:09:45- What?- D'you know, there is playing hard to get

1:09:45 > 1:09:48and there's being down right rude, Kimberly.

1:09:48 > 1:09:51- I thought you liked Ray? - Look, it's just not the right time.

1:09:51 > 1:09:55- Why?- Look, it just ain't. It's a physical thing.

1:09:55 > 1:09:57What?

1:09:57 > 1:09:59Oh, oh, I see. Well, so what?

1:09:59 > 1:10:04- You don't have to jump into bed straight away. Might do you good to wait.- No, it's not that.

1:10:04 > 1:10:05Then what is it then?

1:10:07 > 1:10:10I've got flaming nits, innit?

1:10:10 > 1:10:14That Roxy Mitchell, she has got a lot to answer for, believe me.

1:10:14 > 1:10:18You see, now that's exactly why I don't want Ray to find out.

1:10:27 > 1:10:29Whatever it is, just, please, tell me.

1:10:30 > 1:10:33- Fine, then I will.- No.

1:10:36 > 1:10:41He used to wet the bed, right up until he was 20.

1:10:41 > 1:10:44- He was so embarrassed.- Ohh.

1:10:45 > 1:10:47Why couldn't you tell me that?

1:10:48 > 1:10:50Erm...

1:10:50 > 1:10:52It's just something I'd rather forget.

1:10:53 > 1:10:56Don't see why Mum dragged it up after all these years.

1:10:56 > 1:11:00- You're getting married, shouldn't have any secrets.- It's not a secret!

1:11:00 > 1:11:03It's just not something I want shouted from the roof tops.

1:11:03 > 1:11:06Yeah, but it's me, Andrew, you know?

1:11:06 > 1:11:10I mean, you can trust me with anything.

1:11:10 > 1:11:12Like I trust you completely.

1:11:14 > 1:11:15Yeah.

1:11:17 > 1:11:18Look, it's just a few more days

1:11:18 > 1:11:21and then Phil Mitchell will be going down for a very long time,

1:11:21 > 1:11:24and you can make sure that kid's raised right.

1:11:27 > 1:11:30You were right about the icing.

1:11:30 > 1:11:32Make a good team, you and me, don't we?

1:11:37 > 1:11:39What d'you say that for?

1:11:40 > 1:11:41To save your bacon.

1:11:41 > 1:11:43Bit of gratitude wouldn't go amiss.

1:11:43 > 1:11:46Gratitude?! You just made me lie to my future wife.

1:11:46 > 1:11:48Like you haven't before?

1:11:49 > 1:11:53Not telling and lying are two completely different things.

1:11:53 > 1:11:55Are they indeed?

1:11:59 > 1:12:02- Are we off then? Cos we need to pick up George.- Yeah.

1:12:02 > 1:12:04Bye, Rose.

1:12:08 > 1:12:10You've done really well, Tanya.

1:12:10 > 1:12:12Thanks. I'm not sure I actually did anything.

1:12:12 > 1:12:16You showed guts! You fought that cancer every step of the way.

1:12:16 > 1:12:17Oh, hello, Dot.

1:12:17 > 1:12:18Found Dot on the doorstep.

1:12:18 > 1:12:21Well, Derek phoned me, I hope you don't mind?

1:12:21 > 1:12:23- Course not, more the merrier! - I'll get some glasses.

1:12:23 > 1:12:25Dot, I'll take your coat.

1:12:25 > 1:12:28Spoke to Abi, she's well chuffed. She's going to call you later.

1:12:28 > 1:12:30Great.

1:12:30 > 1:12:34Oh, it's wonderful news, Tanya.

1:12:34 > 1:12:37I prayed to Jesus and he answered.

1:12:37 > 1:12:38Oh, thank you, Dot.

1:12:38 > 1:12:41- Shame he didn't answer our prayers for Siobhan, isn't it?- Siobhan?

1:12:41 > 1:12:44Don't worry about it, have a seat.

1:12:44 > 1:12:46Oh, ta.

1:12:49 > 1:12:52Listen, mate, I'm sorry about all of that.

1:12:52 > 1:12:54It's all right.

1:12:54 > 1:12:57Our family, it's like the flaming mafia.

1:12:58 > 1:13:01Look, I just wanted to say...

1:13:03 > 1:13:04..well, you know...

1:13:05 > 1:13:07..you know, put it there.

1:13:12 > 1:13:13Cheers.

1:13:16 > 1:13:18Oi, it's all right.

1:13:20 > 1:13:22All right.

1:13:23 > 1:13:26But, you know, she doesn't mean to blow so hot and cold,

1:13:26 > 1:13:31trust me there are there are reasons, you know, valid reasons,

1:13:31 > 1:13:35- which really aren't as bad as they sound...- What reasons?

1:13:35 > 1:13:37Well, it's really not my place to say

1:13:37 > 1:13:40and my sister's right hook is pretty formidable, which you may remember!

1:13:40 > 1:13:42You know, I'm sorry, Denise,

1:13:42 > 1:13:44but I'm starting to think that life's interesting enough

1:13:44 > 1:13:46without adding Kim to the mix.

1:13:46 > 1:13:49She's got nits...all right?

1:13:53 > 1:13:57Excuse me, everyone. I think it's time for a few words, don't you?

1:13:57 > 1:13:59- Tan, make a speech? Come on, make a speech.- Eh? Oh, no...- Come on, Del.

1:13:59 > 1:14:03I suppose you'll leave it down to me then, eh?

1:14:03 > 1:14:06What, is that embarrassing, is it, Max?

1:14:06 > 1:14:08Well, maybe Jack should make the speech

1:14:08 > 1:14:10- he's your number one priority at the moment.- Leave off!

1:14:10 > 1:14:12- Well, you know what I mean? - Get on with it.

1:14:12 > 1:14:14Well, well, if you're sure?

1:14:14 > 1:14:17Cos, you know, a man might feel like he's not particularly welcome,

1:14:17 > 1:14:19when all he wants is for his family to be well and happy.

1:14:19 > 1:14:21I'd like to hear what Derek has got to say.

1:14:21 > 1:14:24- Thank you, Dorothy. - So, that weren't the speech?

1:14:24 > 1:14:28- Come on.- If you're going to be like that I'm not going to make one! - THEY LAUGH

1:14:28 > 1:14:33- All right, all right, all right, OK. Well, unaccustomed as I am... - THEY GROAN

1:14:33 > 1:14:35I'm only joking!

1:14:37 > 1:14:38Let me just say this, right.

1:14:38 > 1:14:43It's at times like this when you really realise how lucky you are.

1:14:44 > 1:14:47You know, Tanya's taken a big step forward.

1:14:47 > 1:14:50- Salut. Salut. - TANYA MOUTHS

1:14:50 > 1:14:53And I've been lucky enough to be the oldest sibling.

1:14:53 > 1:14:55To watch these three come into the world...

1:14:55 > 1:14:57KNOCK ON DOOR

1:14:57 > 1:15:00Hey, put it on.

1:15:01 > 1:15:03- Why?- Just put on the headgear, babe.

1:15:03 > 1:15:06I mean, we're going to need grade five level protection.

1:15:06 > 1:15:08- Is this a joke?- If only.

1:15:09 > 1:15:13- The little creepy crawlies in that lovely barnet of yours.- Denise?

1:15:13 > 1:15:16I want to kill her! She had no right shouting my bus...

1:15:16 > 1:15:17What are you doing?

1:15:17 > 1:15:19This is not even a fashion garment.

1:15:19 > 1:15:20I look silly.

1:15:20 > 1:15:22You look hot.

1:15:23 > 1:15:25- Do I?- Mmm-hmm.

1:15:26 > 1:15:30I suppose you've either got it or you ain't, innit?

1:15:31 > 1:15:32You're damn right.

1:15:32 > 1:15:34- Oh, no, no, no. No.- What?

1:15:39 > 1:15:43I say live dangerously, Raymondo.

1:15:43 > 1:15:44All right.

1:15:44 > 1:15:47Ooh! Halle-flippin-lujah!

1:15:47 > 1:15:51- We're going to have words me and you, later...- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:15:51 > 1:15:53So, we going then?

1:15:59 > 1:16:02You're really checking me out, innit?

1:16:02 > 1:16:05I was looking for nits actually.

1:16:05 > 1:16:09- You mention that again and I will...- What?

1:16:09 > 1:16:11I dunno, I might hurt you.

1:16:11 > 1:16:12Promises, promises.

1:16:12 > 1:16:15Yeah, knock off your kneecap and put you in a head lock!

1:16:15 > 1:16:17That's if I don't get you first.

1:16:17 > 1:16:20You know what? I like a woman who can hold her liquor.

1:16:20 > 1:16:22It's a sign of class.

1:16:22 > 1:16:23Sign of something.

1:16:23 > 1:16:25I mean, you take these young girls today, eh?

1:16:25 > 1:16:29You know, staggering all over the streets, throwing up?

1:16:29 > 1:16:32Oh, disgusting!

1:16:32 > 1:16:35I bet when you were young you used to go out all night,

1:16:35 > 1:16:37come home in the morning, not a hair out of place.

1:16:37 > 1:16:39See, a different generation.

1:16:39 > 1:16:42What generation's that then, Derek?

1:16:42 > 1:16:45- Well the same as mine, I assume.- Schmoozer.

1:16:47 > 1:16:48I like a strong woman, Cora.

1:16:50 > 1:16:52- Cheers.- L'chaim.

1:16:54 > 1:16:56Derek still banging on in there, is he?

1:16:56 > 1:16:58Erm, what's wrong, Mum?

1:16:58 > 1:16:59Nothing. No.

1:17:00 > 1:17:02Is it Carol and Dot?

1:17:02 > 1:17:04Cos you know what people can be like,

1:17:04 > 1:17:06the C word just makes them say silly stuff.

1:17:06 > 1:17:08No, it's not them, it's...

1:17:08 > 1:17:10It's nothing, honestly.

1:17:10 > 1:17:13I'm just being a silly old cow.

1:17:14 > 1:17:16Right, just tell me.

1:17:20 > 1:17:25Oh, I was so convinced that I'd be walking out of that room with a death sentence hanging over me.

1:17:27 > 1:17:29So I should be over the moon, shouldn't I?

1:17:31 > 1:17:34So why am I feeling so frightened?

1:17:34 > 1:17:37The scan was clear, Mum.

1:17:37 > 1:17:39Hm.

1:17:39 > 1:17:42For now. Could come back though, couldn't it? Next month, next year?

1:17:42 > 1:17:45It could just be waiting for me to get comfortable and happy

1:17:45 > 1:17:48- and then it could just... - No, just don't, Mum.

1:17:48 > 1:17:52The doctors will do checks, they'll make sure that that doesn't happen.

1:17:52 > 1:17:55You can't go through life dreading the worst

1:17:55 > 1:17:58cos otherwise it's just going to, it's just going to always be there

1:17:58 > 1:18:00it's going to be in there.

1:18:00 > 1:18:03It's gone, Mum. It's gone.

1:18:04 > 1:18:05(Why?)

1:18:05 > 1:18:09- Why me, not Siobhan, or...? - I don't know...

1:18:09 > 1:18:11but isn't that, like, double the reason

1:18:11 > 1:18:14not to live your life feeling sorry for yourself?

1:18:14 > 1:18:18I mean, I'm sure Siobhan would have a few words to say about that.

1:18:18 > 1:18:20Yeah, just a few.

1:18:20 > 1:18:23D'you, er, d'you want to hear a funny story?

1:18:23 > 1:18:24Yeah.

1:18:24 > 1:18:29OK, so there's this girl, she's about 13, gobby as hell,

1:18:29 > 1:18:33we won't dwell on the bright orange perm...

1:18:34 > 1:18:38So, one night, her and her mate Tracy thought it'd be hilarious

1:18:38 > 1:18:42to re-enact The Exorcist for her little sister Rainie.

1:18:42 > 1:18:44They waited till she thought everyone had gone out

1:18:44 > 1:18:46and they started moving stuff about.

1:18:46 > 1:18:51Well...Rainie got so worked up she started screaming her head off.

1:18:51 > 1:18:53Five minutes later the police turned up

1:18:53 > 1:18:57to find the girl with the bright orange perm

1:18:57 > 1:19:01holding a pack of peas to an eye that her sister'd just punched.

1:19:01 > 1:19:03They were not amused.

1:19:03 > 1:19:05- No?- No.

1:19:05 > 1:19:08"Time wasting is a very serious offence, Miss Cross," apparently.

1:19:08 > 1:19:09THEY LAUGH

1:19:14 > 1:19:15I love you so much.

1:19:16 > 1:19:17I love you too, Mum.

1:19:19 > 1:19:21Come here my beautiful baby.

1:19:28 > 1:19:30You got room for one more?

1:19:30 > 1:19:31Well...

1:19:33 > 1:19:35Is Derek still banging on in there?

1:19:35 > 1:19:37Yeah.

1:19:37 > 1:19:39Still hogging the sofa.

1:19:39 > 1:19:40I've just put Oscar upstairs.

1:19:40 > 1:19:43He's going to play on his own for a bit.

1:19:45 > 1:19:47- What?- What?

1:19:48 > 1:19:51Just stay here, right? Stay here.

1:19:55 > 1:20:01Just a few more sleeps and then you, and me, and Andrew,

1:20:01 > 1:20:03we're going to be a proper little family!

1:20:03 > 1:20:08How lucky are we, eh? How lucky are we?

1:20:08 > 1:20:09D'you know what?

1:20:09 > 1:20:12We've found someone really good and really kind,

1:20:12 > 1:20:17who's going to take care of us and make sure that we're safe.

1:20:18 > 1:20:22It's just like a dream, innit, eh? Yeah?

1:20:22 > 1:20:25Oh, you scared me!

1:20:25 > 1:20:26Did you hear all that?

1:20:27 > 1:20:30- I picked up the rings. - Oh! Oh, Andrew!

1:20:30 > 1:20:33Oh, George, oh, George. Look! Look at the rings!

1:20:33 > 1:20:36- Oh, look at those.- Heather.

1:20:36 > 1:20:39- Heather.- That's Mummy's, you see...

1:20:39 > 1:20:43Heather! There's something I need to tell you.

1:20:43 > 1:20:46I was telling you...

1:20:46 > 1:20:50- Look, she's got a knife! Tan?- Oi! - THEY SHOUT

1:20:50 > 1:20:52Tan, what you doing? That's our sofa!

1:20:52 > 1:20:54No, it's not! This...

1:20:54 > 1:20:56THIS, this is my prison.

1:20:56 > 1:20:59This is where I've been sat for all them months,

1:20:59 > 1:21:01feeling sorry for myself, too knackered to get dressed,

1:21:01 > 1:21:03thinking, "This is it, this is the end." Well, not any more...

1:21:03 > 1:21:06- Rock and roll, Mum!- This is a perfectly good sofa, you know.

1:21:06 > 1:21:09You can give it to charity if you didn't want it.

1:21:09 > 1:21:11Yes, sorry about that, Dot.

1:21:11 > 1:21:15It was just, erm, just something I had to do.

1:21:16 > 1:21:20Well, don't just stand there. Come on, you lot, get involved, eh?

1:21:20 > 1:21:24- Come on! Come on, I never liked it anyway. - THEY SCREAM

1:21:24 > 1:21:25Go girl!

1:21:25 > 1:21:27THEY LAUGH

1:21:30 > 1:21:32It's snowing!

1:21:35 > 1:21:38Is it me? Is it us?

1:21:38 > 1:21:41Are you having second thoughts?

1:21:41 > 1:21:42No, course I ain't.

1:21:42 > 1:21:44Then what?

1:21:44 > 1:21:49Look...I don't want you to be scared, I'm still me.

1:21:49 > 1:21:51I'm still your Andrew.

1:21:54 > 1:21:57- You're already married, aren't you?- No.

1:21:57 > 1:21:59Look, Heather, just listen to me.

1:22:01 > 1:22:0718 months ago I came out of prison for committing GBH.

1:22:07 > 1:22:09Now, look I know that sounds really bad

1:22:09 > 1:22:11and I'm not proud of myself...

1:22:11 > 1:22:12GBH?

1:22:14 > 1:22:17Grievous Bodily Harm?

1:22:17 > 1:22:20- You nearly killed someone? - No, it wasn't that bad.

1:22:20 > 1:22:23- How bad was it exactly? - I don't know...

1:22:23 > 1:22:27Oh, yes, you do know. What did you do to him?

1:22:27 > 1:22:30All right, fine, I fractured his skull.

1:22:30 > 1:22:34He had ten stitches in his cheek, had to have four teeth out.

1:22:34 > 1:22:37Ended up in intensive care for a couple of weeks.

1:22:37 > 1:22:40- Is that enough detail for you? - I knew it.

1:22:40 > 1:22:42I knew it.

1:22:42 > 1:22:45I looked in the mirror wearing that wedding dress this morning

1:22:45 > 1:22:47and I thought, "This ain't real."

1:22:47 > 1:22:51- Just didn't want you to find out the wrong way.- Just waiting for something to go wrong.

1:22:51 > 1:22:54Heather Trott she never gets that happy ever after, does she?

1:22:54 > 1:22:56Nothing's changed, Heather, nothing!

1:22:59 > 1:23:01Everything's changed!

1:23:06 > 1:23:08MUSIC: "Que Sera Sera" by Doris Day

1:23:12 > 1:23:15Time to pin the tail on the donkey! Here you are, Rose.

1:23:15 > 1:23:18Here we go. One, two, three...

1:23:20 > 1:23:23Now, don't worry. You'll all get a turn!

1:23:24 > 1:23:27Don't blame me. It's Hev's idea.

1:23:27 > 1:23:28I wanted strippers.

1:23:28 > 1:23:31- Booze.- Fairy wings. - And what do we get?

1:23:31 > 1:23:35A night in with the Last of The Summer Wine? Do me a favour.

1:23:35 > 1:23:37Nearly time for the roulade!

1:23:37 > 1:23:39Hev, can I have a word?

1:23:43 > 1:23:45I've got the club on standby.

1:23:45 > 1:23:49What are we doing here eating Battenberg with the blue rinse brigade?

1:23:49 > 1:23:52Mrs Branning, she offered, and I just want a quiet night, Shirl.

1:23:52 > 1:23:55We've been planning this for weeks.

1:23:55 > 1:23:58It's your last big blow-out before you become Mrs Cotton.

1:23:58 > 1:24:00Has something happened?

1:24:00 > 1:24:02No. It's nothing.

1:24:02 > 1:24:06Where's my bag? Have either of you seen me handbag?

1:24:06 > 1:24:07It's on the stairs.

1:24:09 > 1:24:10So it is!

1:24:12 > 1:24:15I know I shouldn't say nothing...

1:24:15 > 1:24:19but I've got a lovely surprise for you, Heather Trott.

1:24:20 > 1:24:22Don't make me poke you, Hev.

1:24:24 > 1:24:26I don't think I can marry him, Shirl.

1:24:33 > 1:24:35Patrick, you seen anything of Heather?

1:24:35 > 1:24:37Not since this morning. Why?

1:24:37 > 1:24:39How did she seem to you?

1:24:39 > 1:24:42A bit distracted maybe. But that's only to be expected.

1:24:42 > 1:24:47- Just that we had a bit of a barney last night.- Lovers' tiff, I bet!

1:24:47 > 1:24:49I should go and talk to her, really.

1:24:49 > 1:24:53The girl is on her hen night, man. Let her enjoy herself now, man.

1:24:53 > 1:24:56Why aren't you out celebrating your last night of freedom?

1:24:56 > 1:24:58Stags ain't really my thing.

1:24:58 > 1:25:02Oh, come on now, man, you should be out there gathering ammunition.

1:25:02 > 1:25:04Comparing war wounds!

1:25:04 > 1:25:07I don't really know anyone round here,

1:25:07 > 1:25:10apart from Heather and my mum.

1:25:13 > 1:25:16Hey, Billy, what're you doing later?

1:25:22 > 1:25:24I'm not fighting with you, Shirl.

1:25:24 > 1:25:28Look, if he's been inside once the chances are he's going to go back there.

1:25:28 > 1:25:31Is that the type of life you want for George, eh?

1:25:31 > 1:25:33Sitting there waiting for a visiting order?

1:25:33 > 1:25:37Then you get a 30-minute conversation with some screw staring over your shoulder.

1:25:37 > 1:25:39Get your chops around this, girls!

1:25:39 > 1:25:44You'll have to excuse my sister's turban, Hev.

1:25:44 > 1:25:47- She's had a little infestation... - Old Hollywood chic.

1:25:47 > 1:25:51I always like to keep ahead of the trend. Unlike Old Mother Hubbard here.

1:25:56 > 1:25:58Look, I know this isn't the ideal situation,

1:25:58 > 1:26:01but er... today's Hev's day, innit?

1:26:01 > 1:26:04Even though we've not seen eye to eye.

1:26:06 > 1:26:09Suppose I can forgive you for one day...

1:26:09 > 1:26:11for stitching up my old man.

1:26:15 > 1:26:18- 'Ere you are.- Cheers.

1:26:21 > 1:26:24MUSIC: "Bachelor Boy" by Cliff Richard

1:26:24 > 1:26:29OK, ladies. We've got a VIP area waiting for us at the R&R.

1:26:29 > 1:26:32Well, what about my roulade?

1:26:32 > 1:26:34Let the youngsters have their fun, Dot.

1:26:34 > 1:26:37You don't mind if we tag along, do you girls?

1:26:37 > 1:26:40Well, it is Heather's special occasion.

1:26:40 > 1:26:45- I don't want to let you down. - It's hard to believe that you'll be a Cotton this time next week.

1:26:45 > 1:26:49Strictly speaking you'll be a Taylor. Cos hers was a bigamous marriage.

1:26:49 > 1:26:50Oh, change the record.

1:26:50 > 1:26:53Unlike her wedding do, yours will be a dignified affair.

1:26:53 > 1:26:57Married in cerise, according to all accounts.

1:26:57 > 1:27:00Well - what can you expect from a scarlet woman?

1:27:05 > 1:27:08D'you want me to go ahead, tell them the wedding's off?

1:27:08 > 1:27:10Why would you do that?

1:27:10 > 1:27:14You're not still seriously thinking about marrying that pudding?

1:27:14 > 1:27:16- Mrs Branning has gone to a lot of trouble.- Hev!

1:27:16 > 1:27:19I can't think about this, Shirl. Not now!

1:27:25 > 1:27:28Could you tell me where I'd find 45 Albert Square?

1:27:28 > 1:27:31Yeah, it's the house on the corner, mate.

1:27:31 > 1:27:34Heather...!

1:27:35 > 1:27:39- Just let me explain, yeah? - Stay away from her.

1:27:39 > 1:27:41- It's none of your business. - Hev IS my business!

1:27:41 > 1:27:44Just the man I'm looking for. I'm taking you over to the Vic.

1:27:44 > 1:27:48- Now's not a good time, Patrick. - That wasn't a request, you know.

1:27:48 > 1:27:49I'm giving Heather away, aren't I?

1:27:49 > 1:27:51The last thing you want to do

1:27:51 > 1:27:54is to upset the father of the bride. Now, come on.

1:27:56 > 1:27:58Come on, come on.

1:28:01 > 1:28:05No, no, no! No, you can't come in here!

1:28:05 > 1:28:08I'm cooking, aren't I? So...

1:28:10 > 1:28:13..pour yourself a nice big glass of red and put your feet up.

1:28:13 > 1:28:15Yeah, but I'm covering for Lucy at the chippy.

1:28:15 > 1:28:19Well... I've bought all the stuff and everything.

1:28:19 > 1:28:21I'm trying to do something nice for us, Ian.

1:28:21 > 1:28:24- I can heat it up later, can't I? - D'you know what?

1:28:24 > 1:28:27You can make your own dinner. I'm going out.

1:28:27 > 1:28:31- Where?- With my mates.- Who?

1:28:31 > 1:28:34It's Fat Heather's hen do, innit? The more the merrier, I say.

1:28:34 > 1:28:36Excuse me.

1:28:40 > 1:28:42- What are you doing?- Uh, nothing.

1:28:42 > 1:28:44Don't look like nothing. What was it?

1:28:48 > 1:28:51I write one to Mum every year. I know it's stupid. I know.

1:28:54 > 1:28:55Nah, it's not.

1:28:57 > 1:29:00MUSIC: "Searchin' (I Gotta Find A Man)" by Hazell Dean

1:29:00 > 1:29:03You holding out for a better offer?

1:29:03 > 1:29:05- She's waiting for a text from Ray, isn't she?- Ahh...

1:29:05 > 1:29:09Can you believe it, Walford's own little party girl's all lurved up.

1:29:09 > 1:29:11I ain't lurved up, yeah?

1:29:11 > 1:29:13We've only been on one date. Innit, Dee?

1:29:13 > 1:29:17Yes, which was spent wearing an helmet.

1:29:17 > 1:29:20Look, he's just a bit of fun. I'm not even sure if I like him.

1:29:20 > 1:29:21TEXT ALERT

1:29:21 > 1:29:23So what, you ain't going to answer that?

1:29:23 > 1:29:26I'm out with the girls. Men are off limits.

1:29:26 > 1:29:31- So you don't mind if I delete it, then?- Go ahead, I'm not interested.

1:29:31 > 1:29:32SHE GASPS

1:29:35 > 1:29:36Was that Ray?

1:29:36 > 1:29:40McKlunky's. A bucket of chicken's four quid, apparently.

1:29:42 > 1:29:45Something tells me you're the first person to ask for a sherry in here.

1:29:45 > 1:29:49Well, I thought, just the one - you know, wouldn't do no harm.

1:29:49 > 1:29:52You know, seeing as it's a celebration.

1:29:52 > 1:29:54This takes me right back.

1:29:54 > 1:30:00A quick pit stop for a Babycham, then dancing the night away at the Royal.

1:30:00 > 1:30:03That's the old place in Tottenham, innit?

1:30:03 > 1:30:05I broke many a heart on the dance floor.

1:30:05 > 1:30:07I never had no time for gallivanting, you know -

1:30:07 > 1:30:11cos my Nick, he was a very demanding baby.

1:30:11 > 1:30:15Had terrible trouble with his ears.

1:30:15 > 1:30:17My problem is I was too much like our mother.

1:30:17 > 1:30:20Men just took one look at me

1:30:20 > 1:30:23and let's face it, they knew exactly what they were getting.

1:30:25 > 1:30:28I will never feel like a lady, and I never have done.

1:30:28 > 1:30:32I think my half-sister's had one too many gin and its.

1:30:32 > 1:30:35C'mon - let's get you a glass of water.

1:30:35 > 1:30:38Mrs Branning, I'm ever so pleased you came.

1:30:38 > 1:30:43Don't you think it's time you called me Dorothy? Seeing as you're almost family.

1:30:43 > 1:30:46- Yes, Mrs Branning. - I've got a little something for you.

1:30:46 > 1:30:52- What is it?- Oh - just a little something to see you on your way.

1:30:55 > 1:30:58Oh, no, Mrs Branning, this is much too much.

1:30:58 > 1:31:00Take it. With my blessing.

1:31:00 > 1:31:03Yeah, but you've already got me my wedding dress...

1:31:03 > 1:31:05I won't take no for an answer.

1:31:07 > 1:31:10- He'll make a good husband, you know? - How can you be sure of that, eh?

1:31:10 > 1:31:12Cos he's got goodness in him.

1:31:14 > 1:31:16And it's up to you to help him find it.

1:31:20 > 1:31:22Alfie, you going to come and join us for a drink,

1:31:22 > 1:31:25celebrate this boy's last night of freedom?

1:31:25 > 1:31:26Sorry, Paddy, bit busy, mate.

1:31:26 > 1:31:28Ray, what about you?

1:31:28 > 1:31:32Listen, mate, I'm at a crucial stage with a souffle right now, Patrick.

1:31:34 > 1:31:38You know I'd, er...I'd never do anything to hurt Heather, don't you?

1:31:38 > 1:31:40Where's that come from?

1:31:40 > 1:31:43She found out I've been inside.

1:31:44 > 1:31:46Doesn't that shock you?

1:31:47 > 1:31:48Your past is your business.

1:31:49 > 1:31:52It's Shirley though, innit?

1:31:52 > 1:31:54She'd do anything to try and split us up.

1:31:54 > 1:31:58What you've got to realise, son, is that you're marrying two women.

1:31:58 > 1:32:03You should hear the way she speaks to her sometimes though, Patrick.

1:32:03 > 1:32:04I wouldn't talk like that to a dog.

1:32:04 > 1:32:07It's funny, you know?

1:32:07 > 1:32:10You'd think Shirley was the one calling all the shots.

1:32:10 > 1:32:12But let me tell you something -

1:32:12 > 1:32:14she'd be hopeless without Heather, you know?

1:32:16 > 1:32:18It's true, innit?

1:32:18 > 1:32:20I'm marrying Shirley, ain't I?

1:32:22 > 1:32:24Here he is. The condemned man!

1:32:24 > 1:32:28You call this a stag? Here you are, stick that on.

1:32:28 > 1:32:30ALL CHEER AND LAUGH

1:32:30 > 1:32:31What is it?

1:32:32 > 1:32:33I told you! I told you!

1:32:36 > 1:32:39- Right, get the shots in, Alfie. - Yeah, he'll have a shandy.

1:32:39 > 1:32:42Come on, Tracey, get your kit off. ALL CHEER

1:32:43 > 1:32:46- You didn't have to do this, you know?- No, don't be soppy.

1:32:46 > 1:32:49- We look after our own round here, don't we, Paddy?- Yeah, man!

1:32:49 > 1:32:51Right, well, the first round's on me.

1:33:00 > 1:33:02- Hiya.- All right?

1:33:23 > 1:33:25Ooh, Arthur!

1:33:25 > 1:33:29Ooh, look at you. You're all buttoned up wrong.

1:33:29 > 1:33:31He's a DJ, you know?

1:33:31 > 1:33:35- Mrs B, I need to start my set. - Why don't you come over on Sunday,

1:33:35 > 1:33:38and I'll make you one of my special steak and kidney puddings?

1:33:38 > 1:33:41- Yeah, I really should go... - Well, I'll be right at the front,

1:33:41 > 1:33:44- and I'll be clapping.- Great, great.

1:33:44 > 1:33:46(Just kill me. Just kill me now.)

1:33:46 > 1:33:47You've stolen my little boy.

1:33:47 > 1:33:51D'you know what, Rose? I think you've had enough.

1:33:51 > 1:33:54He may not be the sharpest tool in the box,

1:33:54 > 1:33:57but he's got a big heart. He gets it from me.

1:33:57 > 1:34:00Why don't I just take you home, Mrs Cotton, yeah?

1:34:00 > 1:34:02Now... He likes a bit of chicken.

1:34:02 > 1:34:05- Right.- He likes it roast... - Yeah.- ..he likes it fried...

1:34:05 > 1:34:08but he does NOT like it grilled.

1:34:08 > 1:34:12- I think it's time to go home. Behave yourself.- I've only just started!

1:34:14 > 1:34:15SHE YELLS DRUNKENLY

1:34:17 > 1:34:20Rose, be careful, come on...

1:34:20 > 1:34:23I've still got it, Kim, haven't I?

1:34:23 > 1:34:25Oh, hello, darling...

1:34:25 > 1:34:28- Rose, come on.- Oh!

1:34:28 > 1:34:29It's my birthday!

1:34:31 > 1:34:32Put it in a cab.

1:34:32 > 1:34:36Come on, then. Now - you've been round the houses a few times.

1:34:36 > 1:34:38What advice have you got for our Hev?

1:34:38 > 1:34:40Yeah.

1:34:40 > 1:34:42Never...NEVER go to sleep on a row.

1:34:42 > 1:34:45Fight it out and then make it up.

1:34:45 > 1:34:49That's how you keep the passion alive.

1:34:49 > 1:34:52At least it was with me.

1:34:52 > 1:34:54- All right, girls? - DOT:- Your attention, please!

1:34:54 > 1:34:55Sorry I'm late, Hev.

1:34:55 > 1:34:58You know what Ian's like when he's on one.

1:34:58 > 1:35:01Mrs B, what're you doing?

1:35:01 > 1:35:04You probably most of you know me. I'm Dorothy Branning, Mrs...

1:35:04 > 1:35:07Chairwoman of the Walford Neighbourhood Watch...

1:35:07 > 1:35:11- Let me handle this.- I'm perfectly capable of public speaking.

1:35:11 > 1:35:14The Reverend Stevens is always praising me

1:35:14 > 1:35:17- on account of me gospel readings. - Yeah, but one minute...

1:35:17 > 1:35:19Yo, yo, yo, listen, ladies and gentlemen, OK,

1:35:19 > 1:35:24cos my main girl MC Dotty B wants to say a few words, d'you get me?

1:35:24 > 1:35:27Yeah? ALL: Yeah!

1:35:27 > 1:35:29All right! Thanks...

1:35:29 > 1:35:31Well... I expect most of you know

1:35:31 > 1:35:33that Heather Trott is getting married.

1:35:33 > 1:35:35- MAN:- Get on with it!

1:35:35 > 1:35:39Good manners cost nothing, young man.

1:35:39 > 1:35:42Now, I'd like to take this opportunity

1:35:42 > 1:35:46of asking you all to join me in raising a glass

1:35:46 > 1:35:52to wish both of them a very happy marriage. To Heather Trott!

1:35:52 > 1:35:54ALL: To Heather!

1:36:00 > 1:36:02Tip number one, never tell her she looks tired. Number two,

1:36:02 > 1:36:06never stare at Holly Willoughby more than ten seconds, all right?

1:36:06 > 1:36:10And the third one, always tell her she's right.

1:36:11 > 1:36:14You want to know the way to a woman's heart?

1:36:14 > 1:36:16It's all...in the hip action.

1:36:16 > 1:36:19Yeah, man. As soon as she know you can dance...

1:36:19 > 1:36:21the rest takes care of itself.

1:36:21 > 1:36:23So what about you and Rose then, eh?

1:36:23 > 1:36:25We're just friends, man. Nothing else.

1:36:25 > 1:36:27Oh really, yeah?

1:36:27 > 1:36:29Well, friends...with benefits.

1:36:29 > 1:36:32You dirty dog. Raymondo, you must have tips to share?

1:36:32 > 1:36:36All right. A woman loves a man who knows his way around the kitchen.

1:36:36 > 1:36:39Right, so is it true, then, that food's like a aphro...

1:36:39 > 1:36:41- Aphrodisiac.- ..disiac?

1:36:41 > 1:36:44I've got two words for you, boys.

1:36:44 > 1:36:46- Pine nuts.- Oh, shut up!

1:36:46 > 1:36:49No, seriously, it works every time, man.

1:36:49 > 1:36:50I've got one...

1:36:50 > 1:36:57All right. Never tell your missus that her sister is a sort, right.

1:36:57 > 1:37:00because Abi, she can really throw a punch, right?

1:37:00 > 1:37:03- Ian. Come and join us. - Nah, you're all right.

1:37:03 > 1:37:06We're giving Andrew some tips on how to be a good husband.

1:37:06 > 1:37:09And no-one's had more go's than you.

1:37:09 > 1:37:11You want my advice? Stay clear of blondes.

1:37:14 > 1:37:17Funny, innit? Eight months ago I never even knew Heather.

1:37:17 > 1:37:19Now, I couldn't be without her.

1:37:19 > 1:37:21- Pass me a bucket. - No, don't say that...

1:37:22 > 1:37:24Got yourself a right cracker there, Andrew.

1:37:24 > 1:37:28He's a bit of a player. You want to talk to Jean about that(?)

1:37:28 > 1:37:31Oh, shut up, will ya! She's not Page Three material...

1:37:31 > 1:37:32Oi! Watch it!

1:37:32 > 1:37:35No, what I mean is, she's got a heart of gold, ain't she?

1:37:35 > 1:37:39Will you gentleman excuse me? I'm going to try the missus again.

1:37:39 > 1:37:41- Andrew...- There ain't going to be no aggro or anything.

1:37:41 > 1:37:43I just want to talk to her.

1:37:45 > 1:37:50Oi..! Where're you sneaking off to?

1:37:50 > 1:37:52It's Andrew.

1:37:52 > 1:37:54Tonight is about spending time with your mates.

1:37:54 > 1:37:56I know it is.

1:37:56 > 1:37:59Well, it ain't like I'm going to see you much, is it, after next week?

1:37:59 > 1:38:03- What are you talking about? - It's not gonna be the same. Hev and Shirl.

1:38:03 > 1:38:05It's all going to change.

1:38:05 > 1:38:07There's always going to be Hev and Shirl.

1:38:07 > 1:38:11I know I'm a stroppy cow, but you do know that you're my best mate?

1:38:11 > 1:38:14- Course I do.- And I don't want a bloke coming in between us.

1:38:14 > 1:38:17- That ain't going to happen.- So just for tonight, forget about Andrew.

1:38:17 > 1:38:20MUSIC: "Respectable" by Mel and Kim

1:38:20 > 1:38:24Here, do you remember this? 1987. Me and you down the Hippodrome, eh?

1:38:24 > 1:38:26I can still remember the moves, you know?

1:38:26 > 1:38:29- No! Can you?- Yeah.

1:38:29 > 1:38:33- Shall we have a go?- No, you go first.- No, you go first. Go on.

1:38:33 > 1:38:35Let's do it together. Go, go, go...

1:38:35 > 1:38:38Can I get a glass of champagne, please?

1:38:38 > 1:38:40Oh, you can put it on Heather's tab.

1:38:47 > 1:38:51# Take or leave us only please believe us

1:38:51 > 1:38:55# We ain't ever gonna be respectable (Respectable)

1:38:55 > 1:38:59# Like us, hate us but you'll never change us

1:38:59 > 1:39:04# We ain't ever gonna be respectable (Respectable)... #

1:39:04 > 1:39:08- I love you, Heather Trott. - I love you too, Shirl.

1:39:08 > 1:39:11- I love you more.- I love you more.

1:39:11 > 1:39:15If you had your time again, would you change anything?

1:39:15 > 1:39:16Suffering produces endurance,

1:39:16 > 1:39:20endurance produces character and character produces hope.

1:39:20 > 1:39:23Look at them, they're all so young.

1:39:23 > 1:39:28They've got no idea of the disappointments that lie ahead.

1:39:28 > 1:39:29# Tay, tay, tay, tay T-t-t-t-t-tay, tay

1:39:29 > 1:39:33# Take or leave us only please believe us

1:39:33 > 1:39:37# We ain't ever gonna be respectable (Respectable)... #

1:39:37 > 1:39:39Heather Trott?

1:39:39 > 1:39:43- Oh, here we go. Come on, get it over and done with.- Hev...

1:39:45 > 1:39:48Oh... It was only the once, I promise.

1:39:48 > 1:39:52I mean, I didn't have time to separate my papers from my plastics.

1:39:52 > 1:39:54I'm really sorry, Officer...

1:39:54 > 1:39:56MUSIC: "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer

1:39:56 > 1:39:58Oh, Shirl!

1:39:59 > 1:40:01Ooh, yeah...

1:40:01 > 1:40:02WOMEN CHEER LASCIVIOUSLY

1:40:05 > 1:40:08MUSIC: "Three Times A Lady" by The Commodores

1:40:08 > 1:40:13# ..And I love you

1:40:13 > 1:40:18# Yes, you're once, twice

1:40:19 > 1:40:24# Three times a lady

1:40:25 > 1:40:34# And I love you

1:40:35 > 1:40:41# I love you... #

1:40:44 > 1:40:45You seen much of Ben?

1:40:45 > 1:40:49He ain't exactly popular in my house, is he?

1:40:49 > 1:40:52Listen, does he ever talk about the young offenders' place?

1:40:52 > 1:40:57Yeah, a bit. Why? Weren't exactly top dog in there, was he?

1:40:57 > 1:40:59All right - and if he went back in?

1:40:59 > 1:41:01It'd kill him.

1:41:02 > 1:41:05Heather still ain't answering her phone.

1:41:05 > 1:41:07Oh, God, let the girl enjoy herself now, man.

1:41:07 > 1:41:11With Shirley there? Picking away at her... Sticking ideas in her head.

1:41:11 > 1:41:14I ain't going to let her ruin it for me, Patrick.

1:41:16 > 1:41:18Oi, oi. Trouble in paradise?

1:41:18 > 1:41:21Yeah, it feels like it.

1:41:21 > 1:41:23Ben told me it's Phil's plea hearing next week.

1:41:23 > 1:41:25Good news travels fast.

1:41:25 > 1:41:27I don't take pleasure from this.

1:41:27 > 1:41:28Now, I find that hard to believe.

1:41:28 > 1:41:31So, have you decided what you're going to do if...

1:41:31 > 1:41:33It won't come to that.

1:41:33 > 1:41:35You sound confident.

1:41:35 > 1:41:39It's all I've got. I've lost everything else.

1:41:39 > 1:41:43Come on. Let's show this bride how much she CAN blush.

1:41:50 > 1:41:51Heather...

1:41:51 > 1:41:54- Oh.- What're you doing?

1:41:54 > 1:41:56Do you mind? We're trying to have some fun here.

1:41:56 > 1:41:58- We're going home. - Get your hands off.

1:41:58 > 1:42:01- Keep out of this.- What, you going knock six bells out of ME?

1:42:01 > 1:42:03- No, Shirl, that's enough. - You know he's done time.

1:42:03 > 1:42:07Yeah - Andy Pandy here's got a little bit of a temper.

1:42:07 > 1:42:09You don't know what you're talking about.

1:42:09 > 1:42:12How long do you reckon, before he starts knocking you about?

1:42:12 > 1:42:13Andrew's a good boy.

1:42:13 > 1:42:14I don't mean to be rude,

1:42:14 > 1:42:18but you ain't exactly a great judge of character, are you?

1:42:18 > 1:42:21A bad day at work, a belly full of beer...

1:42:21 > 1:42:24You say one word out of line, he'll be giving you back-handers!

1:42:24 > 1:42:26- That's enough. - This ain't your business.

1:42:26 > 1:42:31- He's Dot's nephew, that makes it my business. - I know what I'm talking about, Hev.

1:42:31 > 1:42:33You know what? I think it's best if you just go.

1:42:33 > 1:42:37Yeah, go. Back to Southend.

1:42:37 > 1:42:41Cos nobody wants you here. Least of all Hev.

1:42:54 > 1:42:56Not so tough without an audience, are you?

1:42:56 > 1:42:59You've had it in for me since I got here, haven't you?

1:42:59 > 1:43:01You're not good enough for Hev.

1:43:01 > 1:43:03If anyone's a bully around here it's you.

1:43:03 > 1:43:06The way you talk down to her.

1:43:06 > 1:43:09Lift her up, then dump her whenever you feel like it.

1:43:09 > 1:43:12We all know what this is really about though, don't we?

1:43:12 > 1:43:17- Enlighten me.- With Phil facing life, Heather getting hitched...

1:43:17 > 1:43:19there's going to be no-one left for you.

1:43:19 > 1:43:25You're going to be all on your own, Shirley. And you hate it.

1:43:25 > 1:43:29You think if Hev had the choice she'd choose you?

1:43:29 > 1:43:33I've seen her face. She sees what we all see.

1:43:33 > 1:43:36- And what's that?- A vicious thug!

1:43:36 > 1:43:39Since I first saw you, I knew there was something wrong.

1:43:39 > 1:43:42I thought you were simple, I didn't put you down as the tough guy.

1:43:42 > 1:43:44- You better shut that mouth. - Do it for me?

1:43:44 > 1:43:48Come on, Andrew! Show us what you've really got.

1:43:48 > 1:43:49If you was a geezer, I tell ya...

1:43:54 > 1:43:56Now do you see?

1:44:03 > 1:44:06MUSIC: "You Make Me Feel So Young" by Frank Sinatra

1:44:06 > 1:44:09# You and I

1:44:09 > 1:44:14# Are just like a couple of tots

1:44:14 > 1:44:17# Runnin' across the meadow

1:44:17 > 1:44:21# Pickin' up lots of forget-me-nots

1:44:21 > 1:44:25# You make me feel so young

1:44:25 > 1:44:29# You make me feel there are songs to be sung

1:44:29 > 1:44:31# Bells to be rung... #

1:44:31 > 1:44:34Heather, wait... She got to me, didn't she?

1:44:34 > 1:44:36So I've got a bit of a temper.

1:44:36 > 1:44:41That doesn't mean I'd ever raise my hand to you, does it?

1:44:41 > 1:44:42Who was it?

1:44:42 > 1:44:44It doesn't matter.

1:44:44 > 1:44:46Shirl's right. I can't trust you.

1:44:46 > 1:44:48It was my mum's ex.

1:44:48 > 1:44:50He used to be a bit handy with his fists.

1:44:53 > 1:44:55He put her in hospital twice.

1:44:55 > 1:44:58I couldn't just sit back and let him treat her like that, could I?

1:44:58 > 1:45:00She's my mum.

1:45:01 > 1:45:07But...I've got Shirl in one ear and Rose in the other...

1:45:07 > 1:45:09What's Mum said?

1:45:09 > 1:45:11Doesn't matter.

1:45:12 > 1:45:14D'you know what, I can't do this.

1:45:14 > 1:45:16Where're you going?

1:45:16 > 1:45:18D'you think it's easy living round here?

1:45:18 > 1:45:21Everyone poking their noses in.

1:45:21 > 1:45:24Interfering in our business. This is our life, Heather!

1:45:24 > 1:45:27It's got nothing to do with Shirley or my mum.

1:45:27 > 1:45:30This is about me, you and George.

1:45:30 > 1:45:33That's all I give a monkey's about.

1:45:35 > 1:45:38We either do this, or finish it now.

1:45:40 > 1:45:41Cos I can't live like this.

1:45:44 > 1:45:46So which is it to be?

1:45:50 > 1:45:52Yeah, I thought so.

1:45:56 > 1:45:59You know it's Phil's hearing next week, don't you?

1:45:59 > 1:46:00Spit it out, Billy.

1:46:00 > 1:46:03Well...nothing TO say, is there?

1:46:03 > 1:46:06Between Ben and Marsden they've stitched him up good and proper.

1:46:06 > 1:46:10What, you think it was easy for that boy to stand up to his father?

1:46:10 > 1:46:13It's family, Patrick. You don't grass.

1:46:13 > 1:46:16I don't envy him at all, coming up against that every day.

1:46:16 > 1:46:21I'll tell you what, Patrick, you don't know the half of it.

1:46:21 > 1:46:24Listen, remember all that trouble you had with your lad, Paul?

1:46:24 > 1:46:28Is there anything you wish you'd done differently?

1:46:28 > 1:46:30Hindsight plays tricks on the mind.

1:46:30 > 1:46:33All you can do is look forward, son.

1:46:33 > 1:46:36Yeah, I know. But if you could change one thing?

1:46:39 > 1:46:41I would have turned him in.

1:46:41 > 1:46:45Soon as I knew he was involved in drugs, I would've called the police.

1:46:45 > 1:46:47And have him hate you for it?

1:46:47 > 1:46:51I'd rather that than to see him throw his life away.

1:46:51 > 1:46:55I mean - all that boy ever needed was a fresh start.

1:46:55 > 1:46:57Wipe the slate clean.

1:46:59 > 1:47:02But he never got that chance, did he?

1:47:02 > 1:47:04It was too late.

1:47:10 > 1:47:12Mum...?

1:47:18 > 1:47:20That's Heather's dress.

1:47:20 > 1:47:22I never got to wear white, did I?

1:47:23 > 1:47:26Get it off.

1:47:26 > 1:47:29The feel of silk against my skin. It's like I'm 16 again.

1:47:29 > 1:47:30I won't tell you again.

1:47:30 > 1:47:32No harm done, is there?

1:47:33 > 1:47:37No harm done?! This is twisted, Mum, even for you.

1:47:37 > 1:47:40Just get it off, will you? Get it off!

1:47:40 > 1:47:43SHE SHRIEKS Now look what you've done!

1:47:43 > 1:47:46My nerves couldn't stand another shock like that tonight...

1:47:49 > 1:47:52Rose Elizabeth!

1:47:53 > 1:47:56It's times like this I wish I had a camera.

1:48:05 > 1:48:07Are you coming in?

1:48:07 > 1:48:09No, I'll catch you up in a bit.

1:48:09 > 1:48:12- I've just got to go check on the chippy.- All right.

1:48:16 > 1:48:17Why hasn't he texted me, Dee?

1:48:17 > 1:48:19I don't know why he hasn't texted you!

1:48:19 > 1:48:21Perhaps he's run out of credit or something.

1:48:21 > 1:48:24- He hates me, innit? - He doesn't hate you.

1:48:25 > 1:48:29Yeah, but the thing is, yeah - nits like clean hair, innit?

1:48:29 > 1:48:31But he don't care, does he? No.

1:48:31 > 1:48:34He thinks I'm a tramp, innit?

1:48:34 > 1:48:36I never liked him.

1:48:36 > 1:48:38- DENISE SIGHS - Oh Kim, don't be daft.

1:48:38 > 1:48:42TEXT ALERT Can't be bothered with it.

1:48:43 > 1:48:50Ah! You see - patience, it was never your strong point, Kimberley Fox.

1:48:51 > 1:48:55Well, come on, then. Don't keep us all in suspense...

1:48:57 > 1:48:59Really?

1:49:06 > 1:49:11After all that fuss tonight... I forgot to give you this.

1:49:15 > 1:49:18If you don't like it, you can take it back.

1:49:20 > 1:49:22I love it.

1:49:24 > 1:49:27How about, me and you jump in a cab and go down to Stratford?

1:49:27 > 1:49:31I know a nice little bar there, rammed full of Polish builders.

1:49:31 > 1:49:33They'll all be fighting over you.

1:49:33 > 1:49:34HEATHER SIGHS

1:49:36 > 1:49:40Come on, Hev. He's not the only bloke out there.

1:49:40 > 1:49:42I don't want another bloke, Shirl.

1:49:44 > 1:49:48You know, all my life I've had people telling me what to do.

1:49:48 > 1:49:50You, Mummy...

1:49:50 > 1:49:52Well, it stops now.

1:49:54 > 1:49:55I love him.

1:49:57 > 1:49:59And if you can't accept that, then...

1:49:59 > 1:50:02- you're going to have to find another best mate.- Heather...

1:50:09 > 1:50:12No, Hev...

1:50:12 > 1:50:14You walk away now and we're finished.

1:50:34 > 1:50:38Mr Beale. To what do I owe the pleasure?

1:50:38 > 1:50:40It's, um...it's Ben.

1:50:40 > 1:50:42What about him?

1:50:43 > 1:50:44He lied.

1:50:47 > 1:50:49Phil's innocent.

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