19/05/2012

0:00:28 > 0:00:29BOTTLES CLINK

0:00:49 > 0:00:50What?

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Don't you think you've had enough?

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Anyway, we're going to Grant's, remember?

0:00:55 > 0:00:56This time I booked the cab.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00- Jay?- No, he ain't coming.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02There's no point.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- He can't be trusted. - Jay'd never say anything!

0:01:05 > 0:01:08He'll break. He's just a kid. A good kid.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32We are staying.

0:01:32 > 0:01:36All right? Cos if it ain't Jay that breaks, it'll be you.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Or me. It's a matter of time.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Nine missed calls from Ben?

0:01:47 > 0:01:51I know there's more to this Phil stuff than you're telling me.

0:01:51 > 0:01:52Toast, you two?

0:01:52 > 0:01:54If you haven't started your revision,

0:01:54 > 0:01:56you can take Oscar to nursery for me, please.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Give me a chance!

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Morning. All right, Cora.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Lovely to see you, must be, what, 12 hours since I saw you last.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03No, ten.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05DOORBELL RINGS

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Will you get that, please, Abs?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10One more piece, please.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16You been crying?

0:02:16 > 0:02:17Hay fever.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21Join the club. Here. This'll knock it for six.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Go on.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Go on.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32- Morning, Brannings.- Hey, Del.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Hello, Derek.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35I need a favour.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41You going out?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Morning, Mandy. How are you today?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Any thoughts on the Middle East?

0:02:47 > 0:02:48- Where you going?- Shopping.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- What for?- Food, Ian. All right?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Have fun, yeah.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59You'll hear the screams of laughter from here.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Thought you had something to ask your brother.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14DOORBELL RINGS

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Would you get the door for me, please, darling?

0:03:17 > 0:03:19- Excuse me?- Go on, Abs. Please.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22That'll be your Uncle Jack, I've asked him to pop round.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25You paying the rent on this place now? I thought this was our house.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27I got something to tell you all.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Hello.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Urgh, you stink!

0:03:30 > 0:03:33I'm sorry about that but I weren't allowed to have a shower.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35What's happening?

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Look at this, eh?

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Tender.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43All the family. Together.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Round the table, toast...

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Oh, please.

0:03:48 > 0:03:54I was wondering, how about extending that warmth to my Alice?

0:03:54 > 0:03:57- I'm not with you.- Who's Alice?

0:03:58 > 0:04:00She's my daughter.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Hang on. Does this one really actually exist?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Yes, Jack. She does. And she always has.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07You kept her quiet.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09So this is your daughter with Joey's mum?

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Yeah, with Joey's mum. You know what she can be like.

0:04:12 > 0:04:17Well, anyway...anyway, Alice is an adult now and recently we've...

0:04:17 > 0:04:20- well, we've regained contact. - You must be well pleased.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22- Thank you.- Bet she ain't.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25So I was wondering... I was hoping...

0:04:25 > 0:04:28that we might have a little get-together? You know, eh?

0:04:28 > 0:04:32Few sandwiches, nibbles. Dot'd love it, wouldn't she?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35And we could have it here, you know? She could get to meet her cousins...

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Why?

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Because they're her cousins.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40No, I mean why have it here?

0:04:40 > 0:04:42He's trying to get to know his daughter.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44- Why don't you have it at yours? - Yeah, sorry.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47You'll have to. I got enough on my hands without a party.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49- DOORBELL RINGS - Abs, get that, please.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51What am I, a professional door answerer?

0:04:51 > 0:04:53I see.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57So, right, you won't countenance a little tea party for Alice,

0:04:57 > 0:05:00but you'll have a randy teenager sleeping feet away

0:05:00 > 0:05:01from your underage daughter?

0:05:01 > 0:05:05What you talking about? He knows the score, don't you, Jay?

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Jay!

0:05:07 > 0:05:08Very respectful.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Well, whatever goes on in this house, I'm in control of.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Oh, really? - This party. It's fine, mate.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16- Yeah?- Least I can do.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Least YOU can do?!

0:05:17 > 0:05:21- Shouldn't you be in Portugal anyway? - Just let me talk to him, will ya?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Your dad was like an animal the other day.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Yeah, well, now he's like a drunken animal.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Tell Jay that Dad's slaughtered, talking all sorts of mad stuff.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Well, Jay's definitely staying here, then!

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Why can't you just keep out of it? - Because I'm his girlfriend.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37And I will find out what's happened, cos Jay tells me everything.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39You don't know nothing.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Yeah, well, I do know about alcohol.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43When Lauren's drunk, she's the vilest person ever.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Screaming, calling us disgusting names.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Then the next day, it's like, "That was the drink talking."

0:05:48 > 0:05:52But my mum says alcohol makes even the best liars tell the truth.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Ben!

0:05:57 > 0:06:02How about a nice toasted teacake dripping in salty butter?

0:06:02 > 0:06:06Don't want to start packing a paunch, do we, Stingray?

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Just the two for me, thanks, Jean.

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Ray?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Morgan used to love teacakes.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14He picks out the raisin and pretends they're dead flies.

0:06:14 > 0:06:20Oi oi! How's the fittest chef since that Gino Dicampy?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Jean. I'm fine.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Yeah! But you've still got, er...um...- Sasha.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28Yeah! Sasha.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31You can't swap one for the other, like chips for mashed potatoes.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32Oh.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36Well, we should do something later, take your mind off him.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Like a bike ride? Or, um, art gallery?

0:06:39 > 0:06:42You in an art gallery? Pff! You on a bike for that matter.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46I said I might meet one of my old army mates later.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Why d'you want to hang out with a load of old squaddies

0:06:48 > 0:06:52talking about the Falklands and... tanks and...bombs?

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Cos they were the best days of my life.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Who does that man think he is?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Coming in this house, dictating what goes on?

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Chill out.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04It might actually be interesting meeting his long-lost daughter.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Wonder what she looks like. - Pitbull with a ponytail?

0:07:07 > 0:07:08SHE LAUGHS

0:07:08 > 0:07:11I dunno why you're so screwed about this party.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14What could be more hilarious than watching Derek

0:07:14 > 0:07:18getting all the cupcakes out and claiming to be dad of the year?

0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Mm. S'pose.- Just sit back and watch him make a clown of himself.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23You are evil.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25SHE GIGGLES

0:07:25 > 0:07:26But I like it. All right then.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Let's do it, shall we? We'll need a cake.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Have to ask Dot if she minds. And balloons maybe.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43I'll get you a nice bacon roll, Dad, soak some of this up?

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Good little Ben.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51What would they say? If they knew...

0:07:54 > 0:07:58What would she say? If Shirley knew...

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Thought only celebrities had stalkers.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Oh. I didn't want to ring you at work,

0:08:48 > 0:08:50in case I got you in trouble,

0:08:50 > 0:08:53and, besides, you haven't given me your number, have you?

0:08:55 > 0:08:59I just wanted to check that you're still all right for later?

0:09:01 > 0:09:04My brother, that's your Uncle Max, and his missus,

0:09:04 > 0:09:06they're going to have a little do at theirs.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11It's all right, Alice. You couldn't meet a friendlier bunch.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13You're going to love 'em.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14I'm looking forward to it.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17That's wonderful! Yeah?

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Yeah.

0:09:19 > 0:09:24Right. Oh, you're going to need the...

0:09:25 > 0:09:28I've put it here somewhere... the address.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Thanks.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34It's just over in Albert Square.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38Thanks. You're not allergic to anything, are you?

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Cos I wouldn't want your mother to think I've half-killed you

0:09:40 > 0:09:43on our first get-together.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44That's a little joke.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47THEY LAUGH

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Why don't you come with me? The fresh air might help.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00I'm allergic to trees, ain't I?

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Is this because you're hiding from Phil? Ben was here earlier.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- What'd he want? - For you to go home.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07- What about Portugal? - They're not going now.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10He just said his dad's drunk and acting crazy

0:10:10 > 0:10:12and that he wanted to speak to you.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14HE SIGHS

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Don't worry, I told him you were staying here.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19You know, we can get through anything

0:10:19 > 0:10:21as long as we're honest with each other.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25OK?

0:10:27 > 0:10:30You're safe here, Jay.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47All right, it's only me.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50I'm glad Abi's left you on your own for five minutes, though,

0:10:50 > 0:10:51to be honest.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Oh, good. I'll go back to work if you're here.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57I ain't come to butter bread.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Didn't get many GCSEs, did you?

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Look, Max, if this is about Abi,

0:11:06 > 0:11:09I really want her to do well in her exams.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11That's really good, cos so do I.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13I'm just a bit worried, Jay.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Just Abi don't want to put her head in a book

0:11:16 > 0:11:19when she's got you distracting her, does she?

0:11:19 > 0:11:22With your fascinating chit chat about monkey wrenches

0:11:22 > 0:11:24and who's beating who on the X-box.

0:11:24 > 0:11:29I would never disrespect your rules. I just can't go home.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Listen, I've been thinking.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35Why don't we ask Dot if you can go and stay there for a while?

0:11:35 > 0:11:36Dot?

0:11:36 > 0:11:40Yeah. To be honest, mate, she could do with the company.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45Jay, she's all over the place. Losing Heather, it's hit her hard.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Thanks, but, you know, I've got a mate I can stay with,

0:11:48 > 0:11:50so I'll just call him.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52- You sure?- Yeah.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56Lovely. All right. There's no rush.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00What shall we say, end of the week, yeah? Good lad.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Benjamin! Now, you're a young man of the world.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22That is to say, you've seen things I never will.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Tell me what you think of this?

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Hummus.

0:12:26 > 0:12:27- I'm in a bit of a rush.- Oh.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Would this have anything to do with your old man,

0:12:29 > 0:12:32this rush that you're in?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Only my brother Max tells me that he was round his place the other day,

0:12:35 > 0:12:37creating merry hell.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42Got you well trained, ain't he? When in doubt, keep shtoom.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46But you see, Benjamin,

0:12:46 > 0:12:49it's only when people start blabbing that all hell breaks loose.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56You haven't told me what you think of me dip!

0:13:06 > 0:13:09I thought you was supposed to be in Portugal.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Yeah, well, change of plans. Two bacon rolls, please.

0:13:12 > 0:13:16Does that a lot, Phil. Changes his mind.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23How did you used to stop him drinking?

0:13:23 > 0:13:24SHE LAUGHS

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Ain't that a surprise?

0:13:26 > 0:13:28An illness, ain't it? Addiction.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31He's the illness.

0:13:31 > 0:13:35Today's the first day I got up and didn't wish I was dead an' all.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39In fact, it's the first day in ages I've bothered getting up and out

0:13:39 > 0:13:42because I realised that your dad was 100 miles away.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Now I know he's not, I wish I was dead again.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50He'll be fine. You both will.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Got each other, haven't you?

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Oh, Cora, I got some lovely bits down at the market.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07How's it been going?

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Oh, look at that!

0:14:11 > 0:14:15Oh, you two, you're heaven sent, you really are!

0:14:15 > 0:14:18- Hello? - And you, come here, come here.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- Here, tell me what think of this? Look.- What is it?

0:14:21 > 0:14:23- Hummus.- Hummus? What's that?

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- Mashed up chick peas. - Where's Tanya?

0:14:28 > 0:14:29Gone back to work.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31These modern women, eh, Dorothy?

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Has Alice not got a job?

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Well, she hasn't got an husband and kids.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Far as you know.

0:14:37 > 0:14:38HE GIGGLES

0:14:38 > 0:14:41What you laughing at? You shouldn't even be here. Go on, scarper.

0:14:41 > 0:14:42Before my girl gets here.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Yeah, all right. I'm going.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49- Tea anyone?- Oh! The booze.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53I was supposed to get the booze. What do young girls drink today?

0:14:53 > 0:14:56If they're like my Lauren,

0:14:56 > 0:15:00anything from cod liver oil to bathwater.

0:15:00 > 0:15:01Cora!

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Yeah, well, my Alice ain't like that.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Oi! stop.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09What? It's only a little bit.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22No, I don't think so.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24It's a shop, ain't it?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26I've got money.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Just give me the drink, you stupid woman! Give me it.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Oh, no, no, no, you don't!

0:15:30 > 0:15:33You take your money and you buy some manners, all right!

0:15:33 > 0:15:34Now go on. Go.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37I said go!

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Oh. Ow!

0:15:47 > 0:15:48Phil, you all right?

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Phil, take it easy, yeah.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09I said this would happen, didn't I?

0:16:09 > 0:16:13Couple weeks without me propping you up and here you are,

0:16:13 > 0:16:16crawling in the gutter, looking for your next bottle of Scotch.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41I've gotta show you something. Come here.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47I've got a verruca.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Don't you think that's disgusting? - I think you're drunk.

0:16:52 > 0:16:53SHE LAUGHS

0:16:53 > 0:16:55I didn't want to tell you, Abs...

0:16:57 > 0:17:00..but you said we have to be honest with each other.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Have you got any secrets?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Yeah.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09My boyfriend's got a verruca.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14I've got secrets.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Well, if they're all like that one, you can keep 'em to yourself.

0:17:20 > 0:17:21DOOR CLOSES

0:17:21 > 0:17:22How are you?

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Yeah, smashing.

0:17:26 > 0:17:27Thought you were going food shopping.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29I'm going to do it online.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31I got to the supermarket, and there was a brat,

0:17:31 > 0:17:35screaming for milkshake so I just walked right on by...

0:17:35 > 0:17:39I checked the cupboards. I didn't think we needed any food.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Ian, you wild man, it's like living with Frankie Cocozza.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44So where you been?

0:17:44 > 0:17:47I just walked straight past the supermarket and into the precinct.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50You don't normally come back from there without any bags.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Nice, eh?

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Spent all this time shopping for earrings?

0:17:56 > 0:18:00I know where you've been. You've been with Phil. Phil Mitchell.

0:18:00 > 0:18:01SHE LAUGHS

0:18:03 > 0:18:08D'you know what, Ian? I'll come back when the comedy act's over.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Course I don't mind, sweetheart, as long as it puts a smile on his face.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21He's going to be smiling all over. Look at this. Look, look, look.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24- No!- Now, you definitely heard him cancel this army dude

0:18:24 > 0:18:27- and he's coming round to mine, yeah? - Yes, darling! Yes, yes.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31- And, Jeanie, you don't mind covering?- I said yes, didn't I?

0:18:31 > 0:18:35How you're going to cheer Ray up, I can't imagine.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Give me half an hour.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42HAMMERING ON DOOR

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Dad! Dad!

0:18:51 > 0:18:55Lock me in, would you? Eh? Lock me in like a little boy?

0:18:55 > 0:18:57No, no, I was only trying to help.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Bit late for that, innit? Eh?

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Give me the keys.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Give me the keys now!

0:19:07 > 0:19:10If you carry on like this, if you keep on drinking,

0:19:10 > 0:19:13it's going to come out. Is that what you want?

0:19:13 > 0:19:17Maybe I should tell Shirley.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Maybe she needs to know.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24- You can't.- It's destroying her, thinking that someone's out there

0:19:24 > 0:19:26and they got away with it.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Someone's out there laughing while Heather's...

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Dad, it's not your fault.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32You know what?

0:19:32 > 0:19:36You might've have killed Heather, but I covered up for you, didn't I?

0:19:36 > 0:19:38I'm the one that lied.

0:19:38 > 0:19:43I lied to Shirley, I'm the one that let her find her...

0:19:43 > 0:19:45But you're right.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48It's not my fault.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50It's yours.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52You said you blamed yourself.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Well, I was wrong.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56What, d'you think I'm enjoying this? Eh?

0:19:56 > 0:20:00You think I'm having a great time while everybody else is suffering?

0:20:00 > 0:20:03And what about me? Eh?

0:20:03 > 0:20:05It's your fault that I've lost Shirley.

0:20:05 > 0:20:09I've ruined that woman's life. She's finished.

0:20:09 > 0:20:10And so am I.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Dad, I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Can't really remember your mum, can you, Ben?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Bits.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24What was she like as a mum? If you can remember.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28- The best.- How?

0:20:28 > 0:20:32She was always laughing and...

0:20:32 > 0:20:34she was always kind.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36She'd give me a hug and I'd forget everything.

0:20:38 > 0:20:42Your sweet, kind, funny mum.

0:20:42 > 0:20:48Yeah. You're right, Kathy was all those things, she was special.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50I know.

0:20:50 > 0:20:55When I said I wished you'd died in that crash,

0:20:55 > 0:20:57I didn't mean it.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Cos sometimes...

0:21:01 > 0:21:05..sometimes I wish you'd never been born at all.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Blood...blood thicker than water?

0:21:11 > 0:21:13That terrified Kathy. Know why?

0:21:13 > 0:21:17Cos it meant you'd turn out just like me.

0:21:17 > 0:21:18She loved you!

0:21:18 > 0:21:22Not by the end. By the end, she hated me.

0:21:24 > 0:21:25Looking at you...

0:21:25 > 0:21:30looking at you, she must be turning in her grave.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33The things I've done...

0:21:33 > 0:21:36It's all been me trying to be like you! I'm not evil!

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Like me? You're nothing like me.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43You're worse.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45The worst.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56Just go.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03HE HUMS TO HIMSELF

0:22:19 > 0:22:23Shirl. Shirl, where you going? Let's go somewhere?

0:22:23 > 0:22:24Talk, yeah?

0:22:24 > 0:22:29Talk? After what I've just heard? No. You know, you're right.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32You're right. We'll go and talk. We'll go to my place. And talk.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35No, let's go to my place. I mean, our place.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38It hasn't been our place since you chucked me out.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40So it's Hev's or nothing. And get your hands off me!

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Everything all right here?

0:22:42 > 0:22:44- Depends on what you mean by all right.- All right, Shirl,

0:22:44 > 0:22:46I'll come to your place. Whatever you want, eh?

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Eh, Shirl...

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Just another lying, weak man, Officer. Why do we do it, eh?

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Well, take it indoors, will you?

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Yeah, I'll take it indoors.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02Looks like we're going to have that talk after all.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11How many bottles can I get for 200? Lovely!

0:23:11 > 0:23:14Yeah, well, what lady doesn't love champagne, eh?

0:23:14 > 0:23:16See you in five minutes.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18HE HUMS CHEERFULLY

0:23:30 > 0:23:33MUSIC: "War (What Is It Good For?)" by Edwin Starr

0:23:33 > 0:23:36# Yeah! What is it good for?

0:23:36 > 0:23:40# Absolutely nothing.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42# Oh! Yeah!

0:23:44 > 0:23:46# Absolutely... #

0:23:46 > 0:23:48BUZZER RINGS

0:23:50 > 0:23:56Well, I hope you're standing to attention, Mr Ray...

0:24:06 > 0:24:07Morning.

0:24:07 > 0:24:11Derek Branning? How nice of you to greet us on the doorstep.

0:24:12 > 0:24:16DS Bourne. I believe you've seen one of these before, sir.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Stolen booze.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22- All right?- Yeah, you?

0:24:22 > 0:24:24- Darling, you all right? - How are you?

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Good, good. Look at them.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Last time I saw one of them must have been Lauren's christening, Tan.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Don't look at me, this is all their work.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Isn't it lovely? All of us being together.

0:24:35 > 0:24:36Worth skipping work for?

0:24:36 > 0:24:38I only work mornings.

0:24:38 > 0:24:42Here, I say, I hope Alice is partial to humorous.

0:24:42 > 0:24:43HE LAUGHS

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Humorous! Where is Derek? He's getting the booze, ain't he?

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Probably got cold feet and legged it, ain't he?

0:24:48 > 0:24:51- What's the matter with you? - He'll be here.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Give it a rest, will you, Tan? Please.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55And you, you stay away from all that.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Thought you were going to keep an eye on her?

0:24:57 > 0:24:58I can't believe you just said that!

0:24:58 > 0:25:01What? She stands next to a beer can and suddenly I'm a bad mother?

0:25:01 > 0:25:04It's important to Derek that it all goes well today.

0:25:04 > 0:25:05Listen to your old man.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07- DOORBELL RINGS - Abi, go and get the door.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Are you going to apologise?

0:25:09 > 0:25:11- Are you serious?- I am. Go on. It's going to be Derek, ain't it?

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Sorry, you think my family's going to show him up, of all people?

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Look around, we've got one daughter

0:25:16 > 0:25:18who's moping over a half-cut hood-rat

0:25:18 > 0:25:21and one who thinks a good night's downing a load of vodka

0:25:21 > 0:25:23- and choking on her own vomit.- What?

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Hi. I'm Alice.

0:25:33 > 0:25:37You muppet, you're not supposed to mix that stuff with lager.

0:25:37 > 0:25:42You know that cos you're going to be a vet. My good girl.

0:25:42 > 0:25:46She's going to go and get great exam results and she's going to be a vet.

0:25:47 > 0:25:51Me and the good girl are going to have a big house

0:25:51 > 0:25:52and going to live far away.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54California?

0:25:56 > 0:26:00And we're going to have a garden

0:26:00 > 0:26:04and a hot tub and them pots with the mini trees.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06< Abi!

0:26:06 > 0:26:09And a house pig?

0:26:10 > 0:26:14Whatever my Abs wants. You want a house pig, babe?

0:26:14 > 0:26:17Yeah, you're definitely crazy.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19< Abs, come on, darling.

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Won't happen, though.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27It won't happen.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Cos I'm not good enough, am I?

0:26:30 > 0:26:33Prince Harry's not good enough according to my dad.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36I'm bad.

0:26:36 > 0:26:37I'll get you some water...

0:26:41 > 0:26:43But we didn't mean it.

0:26:43 > 0:26:44< Abi, sweetheart.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47- I'll be one minute! - Didn't mean to kill her.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50I'm sorry...

0:26:52 > 0:26:54..about Hev.

0:26:56 > 0:26:57Really?

0:27:00 > 0:27:03You and Ben.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05I heard everything.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10Ian, I've gotta tell you the truth, before they start coming after me.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13It's like a burning feeling inside, it's like I can't breathe...

0:27:13 > 0:27:16- The truth about what?- Dad... I just saw Dad. Dad and...

0:27:16 > 0:27:18going off with her and... Together, both of them...

0:27:18 > 0:27:21- I know.- But, but...- Ben, it's all right. It's not your fault.

0:27:21 > 0:27:25No, it is. All right? Dad said I'm all twisted and I'm ruined inside...

0:27:25 > 0:27:27What, like him?

0:27:27 > 0:27:28No, worse.

0:27:31 > 0:27:35But you know the real me, don't you, Ian? Eh?

0:27:35 > 0:27:37Like Mum did?

0:27:40 > 0:27:42Ben, how can she do this to me?

0:27:44 > 0:27:49After everything, after Cindy, after Mel...

0:27:49 > 0:27:51I blame your dad.

0:27:51 > 0:27:54This is his fault. He must have forced his hands on Mandy...

0:27:57 > 0:28:01Mandy? I dunno...

0:28:01 > 0:28:04Mandy?!

0:28:04 > 0:28:06Is that why you think I'm here?

0:28:09 > 0:28:13All right. So why are you here in this state, then?

0:28:16 > 0:28:18Come on, Ben. The truth.

0:28:20 > 0:28:23Look, this is me, OK? I know you. Truth.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32I killed Heather.

0:28:42 > 0:28:46How messed up are you?

0:28:46 > 0:28:49What kind of twisted man are you?

0:28:50 > 0:28:52You killed Heather?

0:28:52 > 0:28:55Yeah.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03SOBBING

0:29:07 > 0:29:09Oh, my God.

0:29:13 > 0:29:14Ben...

0:29:17 > 0:29:19These constant lies...

0:29:23 > 0:29:25D'you know how sick you are?

0:29:25 > 0:29:28Yeah, you, Phil.

0:29:28 > 0:29:32Bringing up his dead mother like that. I heard you.

0:29:32 > 0:29:38Bladdered. Bullying him. Your own boy. Your own son.

0:29:40 > 0:29:44You heard me bawling Ben out. Is that it?

0:29:44 > 0:29:48I heard how you think you can talk to him like that.

0:29:48 > 0:29:53How you think you can talk to everybody, don't you?

0:29:53 > 0:29:55Well, I've heard quite enough.

0:29:57 > 0:30:00I am not - NOT - listening to this.

0:30:00 > 0:30:04Do you understand me, Ben?

0:30:04 > 0:30:06I mean, every time you fall out with your father,

0:30:06 > 0:30:08every attention-seeking drama

0:30:08 > 0:30:11is getting more and more ridiculous than the last one.

0:30:11 > 0:30:14And these lies, right?

0:30:14 > 0:30:17These constant lies!

0:30:17 > 0:30:22You have got to stop making up these stupid, outrageous stories.

0:30:22 > 0:30:26I mean, you could get yourself into so much trouble.

0:30:26 > 0:30:28What if someone believes you?

0:30:32 > 0:30:36(It was an accident.)

0:30:37 > 0:30:39It was an accident.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42It was an accident, it was an accident,

0:30:42 > 0:30:44it was an accident, Ian!

0:30:50 > 0:30:54Help me. Please.

0:31:00 > 0:31:03Ian. Ian, Ian!

0:31:07 > 0:31:10I don't know what to do. I can't understand a word he's saying.

0:31:10 > 0:31:11She looks quite sweet.

0:31:11 > 0:31:16- I'm sure your dad'll be here soon. - That's Uncle Jack, the ex-cop.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19What's Jay doing getting hammered in the afternoon anyway?

0:31:19 > 0:31:22I never touch alcohol neither. Except for medicinal purposes.

0:31:22 > 0:31:27One beer. He's had one beer, Mum. He's having some sort of breakdown.

0:31:27 > 0:31:29- My sister, the drama queen. - No, Lauren!

0:31:29 > 0:31:31Would you like a piece of sponge?

0:31:31 > 0:31:33It's brought it all back, actually.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35All the stuff to do with his dad's murder.

0:31:35 > 0:31:39Abi, go and put the kettle on, please?

0:31:39 > 0:31:42- No, Dad! - Or there is Battenberg.

0:31:42 > 0:31:46My granddad's second wife. She's really good with a cake mix.

0:31:46 > 0:31:48I want to sort out my boyfriend.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50- It's not that we don't care, darling...- He's crying, Mum.

0:31:50 > 0:31:54Muttering about Heather and her getting killed or something.

0:31:54 > 0:31:57I don't know, because I can't understand him.

0:31:57 > 0:31:58- Is he feeling sick? - Yeah!

0:31:58 > 0:32:01- Oh, well done, Mum(!) - What?

0:32:01 > 0:32:03- You've given him your special remedy.- Pardon?

0:32:03 > 0:32:06- Hay fever. - My Nan, the local drug pusher.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09She's a martyr to her sinuses.

0:32:09 > 0:32:12I am filling your niece in on her history. Both sides.

0:32:12 > 0:32:15Cora, are you still brewing that hay fever potion?

0:32:15 > 0:32:19It's liquid antihistamine, Max.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21You can't drink alcohol with it. Not even one beer.

0:32:21 > 0:32:24Abi, how many times have I told you to read the label, eh?

0:32:24 > 0:32:26Go and take Jay upstairs, have him lie down on our bed.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28Oi! What do you mean, our bed?

0:32:28 > 0:32:31- And take him a bucket. - Abi, he sleeps alone, all right?

0:32:31 > 0:32:35- Oh, you really think I want to have sex in my own parents' bed?!- Abi!

0:32:35 > 0:32:36Max!

0:32:39 > 0:32:41Would you like a jam tart?

0:32:45 > 0:32:48So, do you want another drink, Alice?

0:32:48 > 0:32:51Cup of tea? Coffee?

0:32:51 > 0:32:54Vodka? Valium? Nice little hay fever remedy?

0:32:55 > 0:33:00So, Alice. In your own time.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02Why don't you tell us something about yourself?

0:33:24 > 0:33:27Listen, Ray. Look just give me two minutes, yeah?

0:33:29 > 0:33:30Two minutes, OK?

0:33:33 > 0:33:35Come on, eh?

0:33:35 > 0:33:39She's my daughter. My long-lost daughter, eh?

0:33:39 > 0:33:42On account of her mother being a very bitter woman.

0:33:42 > 0:33:47And she's finally tracked me down. And we're having a party.

0:33:47 > 0:33:50A very significant and important family party.

0:33:50 > 0:33:54- If you need to check the warrant, sir...- Yes, I can see the warrant!

0:33:54 > 0:33:56Illegal booze. You've had a tip-off.

0:34:02 > 0:34:04And, I might add, undoubtedly a malicious

0:34:04 > 0:34:05and unfounded tip off at that.

0:34:05 > 0:34:09You can write that down in your little book for a start off!

0:34:10 > 0:34:13Oh, look at the state of...!

0:34:13 > 0:34:18Look, it's my daughter, eh? My only daughter.

0:34:18 > 0:34:21And at this very minute, she's across the Square

0:34:21 > 0:34:24in a household full of strangers, waiting for me.

0:34:24 > 0:34:26I mean, haven't you got a family?

0:34:26 > 0:34:31Yeah? Someone that you can't afford to let down?

0:34:31 > 0:34:33Please, I've got to get to that party.

0:34:33 > 0:34:34Understood.

0:34:34 > 0:34:37Ah, thank you. At last.

0:34:37 > 0:34:39It's good.

0:34:39 > 0:34:42The moment my officers have finished their search,

0:34:42 > 0:34:44you'll be free to leave, Mr Branning.

0:34:44 > 0:34:47Now, why don't we put the kettle on?

0:35:05 > 0:35:09Oh, go on. Have a drink, will you?

0:35:09 > 0:35:12- Probably the only reason you bothered coming.- Don't lecture me.

0:35:12 > 0:35:16What happened? Did your crack pipe run out?

0:35:16 > 0:35:19Or did Tanya run out of sisters for you to have a go at?

0:35:19 > 0:35:21I don't want a drink!

0:35:23 > 0:35:24Four weeks.

0:35:24 > 0:35:27What?

0:35:27 > 0:35:32Four miserable little weeks and you chucked me out.

0:35:32 > 0:35:33I never chucked you.

0:35:33 > 0:35:35Here.

0:35:35 > 0:35:39Her last breath. In here.

0:35:39 > 0:35:42And then four weeks later,

0:35:42 > 0:35:45I'm in here, burying my head in her pillow. My best mate!

0:35:45 > 0:35:47Shirl...

0:35:49 > 0:35:51Got a bit boring, did I?

0:35:51 > 0:35:53Me and my stupid broken heart!

0:35:55 > 0:35:57Didn't get over it quick enough.

0:35:58 > 0:36:02Didn't pay you enough attention. You self-obsessed, ugly, little man!

0:36:04 > 0:36:07It's not... You just don't understand!

0:36:09 > 0:36:11You're the one that needs a drink.

0:36:11 > 0:36:14You're the one with the weight of the world

0:36:14 > 0:36:16and the right to rip his own son apart!

0:36:18 > 0:36:19All I wanted was you.

0:36:19 > 0:36:23I would have done anything.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27Everything. I just wanted you.

0:36:27 > 0:36:30You do not understand.

0:36:30 > 0:36:32Yes.

0:36:33 > 0:36:36I do.

0:36:36 > 0:36:39We both do.

0:36:39 > 0:36:42Part of the deal, weren't it?

0:36:42 > 0:36:43Second choice.

0:36:45 > 0:36:46Second best.

0:36:47 > 0:36:49You never gave me a thought.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53And I put my lipstick on and I kept the bed warm.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58No.

0:36:58 > 0:37:01No.

0:37:01 > 0:37:03No, Phil.

0:37:03 > 0:37:07Not any more. Not again.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12Why are we even bothering, eh?

0:37:12 > 0:37:15Standing on ceremony.

0:37:15 > 0:37:18Pretending to be civilised.

0:37:20 > 0:37:22It's not how it looks.

0:37:32 > 0:37:35I hope you'll be very happy together.

0:38:10 > 0:38:13I'm sorry.

0:38:13 > 0:38:15I'm sorry.

0:38:15 > 0:38:18I'm sorry.

0:38:18 > 0:38:19I'm sorry.

0:38:35 > 0:38:39You're all right. It's all right.

0:38:39 > 0:38:43She was waiting her whole life for someone like Andrew.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46She told me that in the chippie.

0:38:46 > 0:38:49In her stupid headband.

0:38:49 > 0:38:51It's that beer, Jay. It's Nan's meds.

0:38:55 > 0:39:00You're the one, Abs. I've found you and I ain't ever...

0:39:00 > 0:39:03Don't ever leave me. Please?

0:39:28 > 0:39:31So, you've answered the door

0:39:31 > 0:39:33in your luminous bra

0:39:33 > 0:39:35and your Private Benjamin number!

0:39:35 > 0:39:38- Not funny, Dee. - Anyway, he's stood there

0:39:38 > 0:39:41with the daughter and a bag...

0:39:41 > 0:39:42SHE LAUGHS

0:39:42 > 0:39:44A bag with a game of Scrabble in it?

0:39:44 > 0:39:46You are not taking this seriously, you know.

0:39:46 > 0:39:50And then you, you've told her... You tell Sasha

0:39:50 > 0:39:53that you're joining the...?

0:39:53 > 0:39:55The Territorial Army.

0:39:55 > 0:39:57Yeah! Yeah.

0:39:57 > 0:40:00And then you tell him you're going to borrow a bigger dictionary

0:40:00 > 0:40:03and then you spend the next however long in the chocolate aisle

0:40:03 > 0:40:06freezing your crackers off with your little knickers on!

0:40:06 > 0:40:08I feel sick.

0:40:08 > 0:40:11And this is my surprised face.

0:40:11 > 0:40:14She looks down her nose at me, you know. That Sasha,

0:40:14 > 0:40:17She's one of those school girls that's got badges, innit?

0:40:17 > 0:40:21I bet you she's never once forgotten her pencil case.

0:40:21 > 0:40:24Oh! How can I go back there? They're still there, innit?

0:40:24 > 0:40:26I can't even spell.

0:40:26 > 0:40:28You want me to call him?

0:40:28 > 0:40:31- Oh, yeah. Please?- No. - Oh, please, Dee!- No!

0:40:31 > 0:40:34No way, Kim!

0:40:34 > 0:40:38I am not going to lie to Ray for you.

0:40:38 > 0:40:41Please?

0:40:55 > 0:40:57Yeah, Ray. Kim, she's er...

0:40:59 > 0:41:01She's fallen over and broken her neck.

0:41:04 > 0:41:08Oh, sorry! That's what I'm going to do to her later. No, she's...

0:41:08 > 0:41:11She's, er...

0:41:11 > 0:41:15Sorry, she's working a shift at the Vic.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17Yeah. And there's been...

0:41:17 > 0:41:21a sudden...Darts! Darts match,

0:41:21 > 0:41:24and Jean, she's run off her feet, apparently. Yeah.

0:41:24 > 0:41:25Anyway, Kim says she's sorry

0:41:25 > 0:41:28for being such a monumental pain in the backside,

0:41:28 > 0:41:31but she'll call you later.

0:41:31 > 0:41:35Yeah. Explain for herself.

0:41:35 > 0:41:36Officer.

0:41:36 > 0:41:38What is this, eh?

0:41:38 > 0:41:40What's all that?

0:41:40 > 0:41:43- Dee, I love you. I really love you! - Get off me, you freak.

0:41:47 > 0:41:52I can't remember.

0:41:52 > 0:41:55I don't know what's happened and what I've dreamed.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08I mean, I knew I was going to be scared.

0:42:08 > 0:42:11Dad had got out and I knew what that meant.

0:42:15 > 0:42:16I just thought...

0:42:21 > 0:42:22I didn't know it was you, Ian.

0:42:22 > 0:42:26I thought Hev went to the Old Bill and told them that I'd...

0:42:28 > 0:42:31I'd lied to get him sent down.

0:42:35 > 0:42:37He could've killed me.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42My dad could've killed me.

0:42:45 > 0:42:49My dad could've actually killed me this time.

0:42:52 > 0:42:55You know, she was just there.

0:42:55 > 0:42:59You know, trying to calm me down like I was a little kid.

0:42:59 > 0:43:05Saying, "Don't worry, don't worry. Your dad will understand."

0:43:05 > 0:43:06She was just there.

0:43:12 > 0:43:14Even when you didn't want her to be.

0:43:16 > 0:43:18Even when it was nothing...

0:43:18 > 0:43:21It was nothing to do with her!

0:43:21 > 0:43:23No.

0:43:25 > 0:43:29Even when there was no-one else in the whole world.

0:43:32 > 0:43:35Baking and...

0:43:36 > 0:43:39..stupid Bugsy Malone!

0:43:43 > 0:43:45I didn't...

0:43:45 > 0:43:47It wasn't my fault.

0:43:47 > 0:43:50I'm not lying.

0:43:51 > 0:43:53It was an accident.

0:43:53 > 0:43:55I didn't mean to hit out.

0:43:58 > 0:44:02Ian, she was my friend!

0:44:02 > 0:44:05I killed...

0:44:05 > 0:44:08She was my friend!

0:44:14 > 0:44:16She warned me.

0:44:17 > 0:44:20- Hev did? - Years back.

0:44:20 > 0:44:23Me and you had just got together

0:44:23 > 0:44:25and I think I forgot

0:44:25 > 0:44:29your birthday or something.

0:44:29 > 0:44:31She was scared of you.

0:44:31 > 0:44:33She told me off.

0:44:33 > 0:44:37She said that if I took you for granted,

0:44:37 > 0:44:40one day I'd wake up on my own.

0:44:42 > 0:44:44Wise woman, Heather Trott.

0:44:45 > 0:44:48Two Babychams in,

0:44:48 > 0:44:52leaning across the bar of the Vic, she goes,

0:44:52 > 0:44:55I should've known better than to cheat a friend.

0:44:55 > 0:44:59And waste the chance that I'd been given.

0:44:59 > 0:45:03She was singing.

0:45:03 > 0:45:05And I...

0:45:05 > 0:45:07I told her to do one.

0:45:09 > 0:45:11Don't, Phil.

0:45:13 > 0:45:14I love you.

0:45:14 > 0:45:17I said stop it.

0:45:17 > 0:45:21Not about need, not about falling apart.

0:45:21 > 0:45:24Not about the boys...

0:45:24 > 0:45:26And you're not second best.

0:45:28 > 0:45:30I don't know how you've done it,

0:45:30 > 0:45:32I don't know how you've worn me down.

0:45:32 > 0:45:35But I can't help it. I love you.

0:45:40 > 0:45:43Come home, Shirl.

0:45:43 > 0:45:45Please?

0:45:49 > 0:45:50Heather's not here any more.

0:45:53 > 0:45:55Please?

0:46:03 > 0:46:08Every time I try and claw myself back up,

0:46:08 > 0:46:11something happens.

0:46:11 > 0:46:13What have I ever done?

0:46:13 > 0:46:16- Ian, I'm sorry. It's my problem. - I've just done my best, all right?

0:46:16 > 0:46:19My very best!

0:46:19 > 0:46:23What do you want, Ben? Do you want blood?

0:46:23 > 0:46:25I mean, is that it? Sweat? Tears?

0:46:25 > 0:46:29- Tears, do they make you feel important? Is that it?- Ian.

0:46:30 > 0:46:33"She was just there."

0:46:35 > 0:46:39Do you know what? I have spent more time worrying about you

0:46:39 > 0:46:42than I ever have done with Peter.

0:46:42 > 0:46:44She was in her home.

0:46:44 > 0:46:48You stupid, ignorant little moron!

0:46:48 > 0:46:49I thought you understood.

0:46:49 > 0:46:52What was the problem? Was she breathing too heavily or something?

0:46:52 > 0:46:55Did she not put enough sugar in your tea?

0:46:55 > 0:46:58Heather gave you good, kind words and you caved her head in?!

0:46:58 > 0:47:01- It was an accident! - No, Ben. That's not a accident.

0:47:01 > 0:47:04An accident is when you break a window.

0:47:04 > 0:47:06You took Heather Trott's life and it is all your fault.

0:47:06 > 0:47:10- I know what I've done!- No.

0:47:10 > 0:47:13No, there is still no idea.

0:47:13 > 0:47:17Cos all you've come out with is excuses and lies

0:47:17 > 0:47:20and clever words to weasel your way out of this.

0:47:20 > 0:47:23Because it's in your blood. It is who...you...are!

0:47:23 > 0:47:26- Back off, Ian! - No, Ben. It's who you are, OK?

0:47:26 > 0:47:28You are Ben MITCHELL.

0:47:28 > 0:47:31Mitchell! MITCHELL!

0:47:31 > 0:47:34Dad's told the police!

0:47:35 > 0:47:37Then why are you bothering me?

0:47:37 > 0:47:40You know what you've got to do.

0:47:51 > 0:47:54Ray, hi! Should have just told him earlier.

0:47:55 > 0:47:58- You two! - I thought she was on exercises.

0:47:58 > 0:48:01Listen, Trace told me there is no darts match today.

0:48:01 > 0:48:04- No?- No. - Oh, downer.

0:48:06 > 0:48:09- OK.- No, no, no! - It's cool.

0:48:09 > 0:48:12Obviously when it comes down to it, you're not interested.

0:48:12 > 0:48:14No! No, I am.

0:48:14 > 0:48:17I'm really interested.

0:48:17 > 0:48:19It's just, look.

0:48:19 > 0:48:22I've got chocolate body paint and everything at home, yeah?

0:48:22 > 0:48:25I'm interested in you,

0:48:25 > 0:48:28but I...I just don't do kids.

0:48:28 > 0:48:31Look, I can't hack your kid, yeah?

0:48:38 > 0:48:42Oh, come on! That's a bit over the top, innit?

0:48:48 > 0:48:51We'll get back to normal.

0:48:51 > 0:48:53Better than normal.

0:48:53 > 0:48:57Where are the boys?

0:48:59 > 0:49:02The place is a bit of a mess.

0:49:02 > 0:49:04You go upstairs, have a bath.

0:49:04 > 0:49:07- I'll have a quick tidy round, yeah? - You want to be careful, Phil.

0:49:07 > 0:49:10You've already used the L word twice in one day.

0:49:10 > 0:49:13All this new man stuff, you'll give yourself a heart attack.

0:49:13 > 0:49:14Here.

0:49:14 > 0:49:17Go put the kettle on.

0:49:17 > 0:49:21And empty the bin. This place stinks like armpits!

0:49:54 > 0:49:56Old school.

0:49:56 > 0:49:59That's one of the things I like about her father.

0:49:59 > 0:50:01Who gave her the corkscrew?

0:50:01 > 0:50:04No, he's a good brother. He's a bit over-protective sometimes.

0:50:04 > 0:50:07- Yeah, where is Carol? - He's always there when you need him.

0:50:07 > 0:50:09Apart from now, obviously.

0:50:09 > 0:50:12- Still voicemail. - He'll turn up, young lady.

0:50:12 > 0:50:16Your father's a bit of charm, a bit of rough.

0:50:16 > 0:50:18You should be proud.

0:50:18 > 0:50:21Very appealing gentleman.

0:50:21 > 0:50:24Right. Coffee anyone? Black coffee, Mum? Couple of paracetamol?

0:50:24 > 0:50:28A person don't have to be hammered to give a compliment.

0:50:28 > 0:50:31And you shouldn't judge a book

0:50:31 > 0:50:32by your own standards.

0:50:32 > 0:50:35Yes, your father is a very kind and thoughtful man.

0:50:35 > 0:50:40There's been some terrible things happening round here recently,

0:50:40 > 0:50:44dreadful things. But he is always so charming, such a gentlemen.

0:50:44 > 0:50:46With a nice suit and a white shirt

0:50:46 > 0:50:50and that's always such a comfort, isn't it?

0:50:57 > 0:50:59- You didn't say anything. - Sorry?

0:50:59 > 0:51:03It's just they're all saying nice things about my dad, but you didn't.

0:51:03 > 0:51:05Oh!

0:51:05 > 0:51:08No.

0:51:08 > 0:51:09Why?

0:51:51 > 0:51:53You see, Officer?

0:51:53 > 0:51:55You shouldn't always believe what you're told.

0:51:55 > 0:51:57Sometimes it's just malicious slander.

0:51:57 > 0:51:58Let's call it a day.

0:52:00 > 0:52:05Sure I can't offer you a refill? Spot of dinner? No?

0:52:05 > 0:52:07Well, apology accepted.

0:52:07 > 0:52:09You know where the door is, don't you?

0:52:12 > 0:52:15- Truth, Phil. - Oh, yeah.

0:52:15 > 0:52:17Like I'd ever grass up my own son to the Old Bill?

0:52:17 > 0:52:20It always comes out. It always catches up with you in the end.

0:52:20 > 0:52:23- It's already haunting him.- Oh, pick up your bleeding heart, Ian.

0:52:23 > 0:52:25What were you thinking?

0:52:25 > 0:52:29Have you heard his stories about the last time he was inside?

0:52:29 > 0:52:33He stopped her from breathing. You know what that's like.

0:52:33 > 0:52:38What is that like? Heather Trott, lying on her own kitchen floor.

0:52:38 > 0:52:41A young kid has lost his mum. I mean, he knows what that's like.

0:52:41 > 0:52:44And you think it'll bring her back, do you? Eh?

0:52:44 > 0:52:48If he gets banged up? You think the truth goes away when you're inside?

0:52:48 > 0:52:51You think that ruining his whole future

0:52:51 > 0:52:53is what Heather would have wanted?

0:52:53 > 0:52:55What Heather would have wanted is to be alive.

0:52:55 > 0:52:58To have a life with Andrew Cotton,

0:52:58 > 0:53:00to watch her little boy play football,

0:53:00 > 0:53:03to work in the launderette, to eat cheese sandwiches.

0:53:03 > 0:53:06That's what she would've wanted. She had a right. Right and wrong.

0:53:06 > 0:53:09Oh, yeah. Says the man who walked away from me

0:53:09 > 0:53:12when I was having a heart attack.

0:53:12 > 0:53:14Who's driven away more wives than I've had hot dinners.

0:53:14 > 0:53:17Who fakes cancer to get a bird to marry him!

0:53:17 > 0:53:19Well, I'm not proud of myself, OK?

0:53:19 > 0:53:21And you know what?

0:53:21 > 0:53:25When I look back on my life, it is a catalogue of mistakes and failures

0:53:25 > 0:53:29and missed opportunities. Me and Heather Trott, we're just like

0:53:29 > 0:53:31two of life's great losers.

0:53:31 > 0:53:35- What is wrong with you? - She deserves justice, OK?

0:53:35 > 0:53:38You can't just sweep this under the carpet, Phil.

0:53:38 > 0:53:41You're not a judge and she deserves a jury.

0:53:41 > 0:53:45If he puts his hands up for this, if he goes inside...

0:53:45 > 0:53:47I can't help him, Ian. He's one his own.

0:53:47 > 0:53:49You can't let him get away with murder!

0:53:49 > 0:53:50You can't let him!

0:53:52 > 0:53:54Phil.

0:53:54 > 0:53:57If you do that, you are on your own with this one

0:53:57 > 0:54:01and I will just wash my hands of him. He's not my brother any more.

0:54:01 > 0:54:04- Ben? - Ben, where you going?

0:54:04 > 0:54:08Just shut up! Just shut up, both of you!

0:54:10 > 0:54:13BEN STRUGGLES FOR BREATH

0:54:45 > 0:54:47MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:54:51 > 0:54:53Hello?

0:54:53 > 0:54:55What? Why?

0:54:55 > 0:54:58No, Max. Max, no.

0:54:58 > 0:55:00You've got to keep her there. I'm on my way.

0:55:00 > 0:55:02Alice!

0:55:02 > 0:55:06Please! Please, don't go. Alice, I'm sorry.

0:55:06 > 0:55:08I'm sorry, I got held up.

0:55:08 > 0:55:10Please don't go. Let me explain.

0:55:10 > 0:55:14Alice, please. Please don't go now. Don't go now!

0:55:14 > 0:55:18Alice! Alice!

0:55:44 > 0:55:46I found these practically walking down the stairs on their own.

0:55:46 > 0:55:48Not been holding it together, have you?

0:55:51 > 0:55:54You all right, Ben?

0:55:54 > 0:55:57He's not baked a decent cake in weeks, have you, Ben?

0:55:57 > 0:55:59No.

0:55:59 > 0:56:01Nothing else?

0:56:01 > 0:56:04- Breakfast. - I'm back, but I'm not a skivvy.

0:56:04 > 0:56:05No, I've made some for all of us.

0:56:07 > 0:56:10You carry on like this, Phil, I'm seriously going to think there's something wrong.

0:56:15 > 0:56:16Wish me luck?

0:56:20 > 0:56:21Sorry.

0:56:21 > 0:56:23Forgot.

0:56:23 > 0:56:26You have more important stuff on your mind than my exams.

0:56:28 > 0:56:31I need you to look after Bobby for an hour or so.

0:56:31 > 0:56:33He's got the dentist.

0:56:33 > 0:56:35Didn't you hear me?

0:56:35 > 0:56:37Didn't you hear me?!

0:56:37 > 0:56:39- Or does it not matter what I say? - Ian!

0:56:39 > 0:56:41Oh, just ignore me, is that it?

0:56:42 > 0:56:44I can sort Bobby, it's fine...

0:56:44 > 0:56:47YOU look after Bobby! And do it now!

0:56:57 > 0:56:59Told you it'd be all right.

0:56:59 > 0:57:01Yeah, only cos you ain't let her speak.

0:57:01 > 0:57:02Just gone on and on about rubbish.

0:57:04 > 0:57:06I told her Jay was spending a couple of nights at Abi's.

0:57:06 > 0:57:09I don't want her charging round there to find out what's wrong.

0:57:10 > 0:57:12What are we going to do about Ian?

0:57:12 > 0:57:13Nothing.

0:57:13 > 0:57:15We can't just leave him. You heard what he said.

0:57:15 > 0:57:18Just leave it to me. You've done enough damage already.

0:57:18 > 0:57:21I thought Shirley knew. I thought she'd heard us. Then once I saw that copper...

0:57:21 > 0:57:25Yeah, I know. you thought, "I know what I'll do, I'll make it ten times worse

0:57:25 > 0:57:29- "and tell Ian all about it." - That wasn't my fault. - He forced it out of you, did he?

0:57:29 > 0:57:31Held you down, put the thumbscrews on you?

0:57:31 > 0:57:34Look, Dad, you're always impossible to talk to.

0:57:34 > 0:57:36You scared me, and all.

0:57:36 > 0:57:37OK, son, OK.

0:57:55 > 0:57:57Just leave this to me.

0:57:59 > 0:58:02Yeah, but she was still in Hev's old flat yesterday.

0:58:02 > 0:58:05- Yeah, well she ain't now. - But I couldn't even get her out of the place on Friday,

0:58:05 > 0:58:07not even for a coffee. And Phil was on one.

0:58:07 > 0:58:11Yeah, well I saw her first thing this morning moving her stuff back into Phil's.

0:58:11 > 0:58:16You know what they remind me of, Phil and Shirley? They remind me of... What's that couple that begin with B?

0:58:16 > 0:58:20- What, Burke and Hare?- No, no! - What?- I mean Burton and Taylor.

0:58:20 > 0:58:24- Oh!- Can't live together, can't live apart.- Yes.- You all right, darling?

0:58:24 > 0:58:25I'm off to Charlie's.

0:58:25 > 0:58:27All right, sweetheart.

0:58:28 > 0:58:30Give Kat your love, shall I?

0:58:30 > 0:58:34Yes, of course give Kat my love, and Tommy. It goes without saying, don't it?

0:58:34 > 0:58:36- Course I will.- Right.

0:58:38 > 0:58:40Jean... Sorry, sweetheart,

0:58:40 > 0:58:43best not to mention to Kat about Roxy staying here -

0:58:43 > 0:58:46not that she'd have a problem with it or anything.

0:58:46 > 0:58:48It's just that... Well, she's got a lot on her plate

0:58:48 > 0:58:52and I don't want to give her anything else to worry about, you know?

0:58:52 > 0:58:53But there isn't.

0:58:53 > 0:58:55No, exactly. No.

0:58:55 > 0:58:57Listen, you have a safe journey, OK?

0:59:07 > 0:59:08FRONT DOOR OPENS

0:59:08 > 0:59:10Brought you some breakfast.

0:59:10 > 0:59:14- Michael!- Extra bacon on yours... - No, please, out.

0:59:14 > 0:59:17- What's...?- I'm trying on my dress! - So?

0:59:17 > 0:59:20So it's bad luck for you to see it before the wedding.

0:59:20 > 0:59:25- Not superstitious, are you? - I'm going to need all the luck I can get, marrying you.

0:59:25 > 0:59:27And I've already had bad news today as well.

0:59:28 > 0:59:30What was that?

0:59:30 > 0:59:32Ricky's just called, and he doesn't know if he can get the time off.

0:59:32 > 0:59:34So he doesn't know if he's coming.

0:59:34 > 0:59:38Brilliant wedding this is turning out to be. My brother's going to be a no-show,

0:59:38 > 0:59:41and now you've nearly seen my dress. This wedding is jinxed!

0:59:41 > 0:59:43DOOR SLAMS

0:59:43 > 0:59:45You on your own?

0:59:46 > 0:59:48Now, let's get this straight.

0:59:48 > 0:59:51You had your chance. Ben's made his decision. End of story.

0:59:51 > 0:59:53A woman's dead, Phil.

0:59:53 > 0:59:55Yeah, and Ben's in pieces.

0:59:55 > 0:59:58There's nothing we can do about the first thing, not now,

0:59:58 > 1:00:00but there's something we can do about him.

1:00:00 > 1:00:02Who is he? I mean, how could he...?

1:00:03 > 1:00:05What have you turned him into?

1:00:05 > 1:00:07- Shirley's back now.- What?

1:00:07 > 1:00:09- Well, that'll help, won't it? - She's Heather's best mate.

1:00:09 > 1:00:11What ain't going to help is you.

1:00:13 > 1:00:16So we've all got to pretend like everything's normal? How can we?

1:00:16 > 1:00:20Listen, I'm going to make this nice and simple, so even you can understand it, all right?

1:00:20 > 1:00:22Now, you go after Ben, I'll come after you.

1:00:22 > 1:00:25If he goes down, I take you down too.

1:00:26 > 1:00:28He's already down.

1:00:38 > 1:00:40Right, I'm a girl, OK?

1:00:40 > 1:00:42A girl who has an exam in three hours.

1:00:42 > 1:00:44I should be revising, not babysitting.

1:00:44 > 1:00:46Where's your dad?

1:00:46 > 1:00:48He wanted me to look after him. Said he had something to do.

1:00:48 > 1:00:50- What?- I don't know.

1:00:50 > 1:00:52Well, I can look after him if you want.

1:00:53 > 1:00:54I mean, I ain't got no exams.

1:00:56 > 1:00:58- He wasn't too keen on Mandy's offer. - Well, I'm not Mandy.

1:00:59 > 1:01:02No, you're right. You're much better looking.

1:01:04 > 1:01:07Yeah. Yeah, OK. He's not going to object to you, is he?

1:01:09 > 1:01:13So what happened? Did he woo you, yeah? With champagne and red roses and all that?

1:01:13 > 1:01:18- No, it was him serenading me on the pavement that clinched it!- Oh!

1:01:18 > 1:01:21BOTH LAUGH

1:01:21 > 1:01:23I'm glad you're home. I am.

1:01:24 > 1:01:27You know, you in that flat, with all Heather's stuff around.

1:01:27 > 1:01:32She'll always be with you, you know that. In your heart.

1:01:32 > 1:01:34Where it matters.

1:01:45 > 1:01:47Ooh. He's really got the hump with you, hasn't he?

1:01:47 > 1:01:49No.

1:01:49 > 1:01:51So why did he just freeze you out?

1:01:51 > 1:01:52He didn't.

1:01:52 > 1:01:54Kim, that was Arctic. What exactly did you say to him yesterday?

1:01:54 > 1:01:57I told you - nothing.

1:01:58 > 1:02:01- Much.- I don't know why you just don't tell him the truth.

1:02:01 > 1:02:04You planned a sexy afternoon in for the pair of you,

1:02:04 > 1:02:05and he turned up with Sasha.

1:02:05 > 1:02:09Kim, he'd probably just have a laugh about it.

1:02:09 > 1:02:10I did tell him the truth.

1:02:10 > 1:02:12He didn't find it too funny.

1:02:13 > 1:02:14Kim.

1:02:14 > 1:02:16I need something from you.

1:02:41 > 1:02:43If it's a service wash you're wanting, you'll have to wait,

1:02:43 > 1:02:46cos I'm all behind.

1:02:49 > 1:02:50Are you OK?

1:02:50 > 1:02:52It don't get any easier, Ian.

1:02:52 > 1:02:56Every time I come in here, I still see her,

1:02:56 > 1:02:59mixing up her coloureds and her whites

1:02:59 > 1:03:00and cutting up her cheese.

1:03:04 > 1:03:09Shirl! Shirl, listen.

1:03:09 > 1:03:12- You sure about this?- No.

1:03:14 > 1:03:17No. There's only one way to find out, isn't there?

1:03:27 > 1:03:30I'm sorry, Ian.

1:03:30 > 1:03:33I know that thinking about her all the time ain't going to change nothing,

1:03:33 > 1:03:36nor bring her back, neither.

1:03:36 > 1:03:40Anyway, what did you come in for? Cos you didn't bring no washing with you.

1:03:40 > 1:03:43Admire me view, was it? Wear me flooring out?

1:03:46 > 1:03:47What if you could?

1:03:47 > 1:03:49Could what?

1:03:50 > 1:03:51Change things.

1:03:52 > 1:03:55Change what, Ian?

1:03:56 > 1:03:58Ian! What you talking about?

1:03:58 > 1:04:00Change what?

1:04:01 > 1:04:02What are you doing?

1:04:02 > 1:04:05- Ben's getting me a milkshake. - No, you get away from him!- Ian! - Get away!

1:04:05 > 1:04:08- Ian?- Just get away from him! Come on, we're going.- Dad. Dad!

1:04:16 > 1:04:18I'm sorry, you actually said that?

1:04:20 > 1:04:23You actually told him that you weren't stepmother material?

1:04:24 > 1:04:26No. I told him I couldn't hack his kid.

1:04:26 > 1:04:29But it didn't come out the way that I wanted it to.

1:04:29 > 1:04:33Look, Kim, Ray has got baggage, OK?

1:04:33 > 1:04:36But you're going to have to accept that if you want to keep seeing him.

1:04:36 > 1:04:38After all the lowlifes that you've been dating,

1:04:38 > 1:04:41you don't want to let someone halfway-decent slip through your fingers.

1:04:41 > 1:04:44Yeah, but then there's baggage and then there's baggage, innit?

1:04:44 > 1:04:48An ex-wife - who cares? Some ex-girlfriend who won't let go?

1:04:48 > 1:04:50I can deal with that. But...

1:04:51 > 1:04:52What?

1:04:52 > 1:04:55What, a 13-year-old kid is too hot to handle?

1:04:55 > 1:04:57What is actually wrong with you?

1:04:57 > 1:04:59You weren't this bothered about Morgan.

1:04:59 > 1:05:02Yeah, but she's not 13, is she? She's like 23 going on 33.

1:05:02 > 1:05:05- And she knows everything about everything.- Ah, I get it.

1:05:05 > 1:05:06You're scared.

1:05:06 > 1:05:10- Uh-uh.- Yeah, you're scared that she's going to make you look thick. - Course not.

1:05:10 > 1:05:13Then Ray's going to have second thoughts about the two of you.

1:05:13 > 1:05:16Which he's obviously having, anyway.

1:05:20 > 1:05:22- Bye.- I've just phoned Ricky.

1:05:22 > 1:05:24I've never heard of him.

1:05:24 > 1:05:26I've told him he's coming, no excuses,

1:05:26 > 1:05:28I'll even pay his wages if I have to.

1:05:28 > 1:05:30Ricky is not our only problem. I've just spoken to Carol.

1:05:30 > 1:05:33She doesn't know if the kids can get here till the day itself.

1:05:33 > 1:05:36Some problem with the tickets, engineering work, or,

1:05:36 > 1:05:38I don't know, something or other. I mean, can you imagine it?

1:05:38 > 1:05:41The bridesmaids and the page boy, no rehearsals,

1:05:41 > 1:05:44arriving on the day and just winging it. It's a total nightmare!

1:05:44 > 1:05:47SHE SIGHS

1:05:53 > 1:05:54What is it, Ian?

1:05:57 > 1:05:59What was all that stuff with Lucy?

1:06:01 > 1:06:04And screaming at poor little Bobby like that?

1:06:05 > 1:06:09I mean, he's upstairs, he's sobbing...sobbing his little eyes out.

1:06:11 > 1:06:12He doesn't understand.

1:06:17 > 1:06:21And yesterday, Ian, all that stuff about me and Phil.

1:06:26 > 1:06:27Ian, please.

1:06:28 > 1:06:31Come on, now. You're really starting to worry me here.

1:06:31 > 1:06:32FRONT DOOR RATTLING

1:06:32 > 1:06:37Hello? Can I come in? It's me, Dot.

1:06:37 > 1:06:39Would you like some cake?

1:06:39 > 1:06:41It's left over from yesterday, so it's fresh.

1:06:41 > 1:06:44It's from that party what the Brannings gave for Alice.

1:06:44 > 1:06:48You know, Derek's daughter? All ended sooner than they thought.

1:06:49 > 1:06:52Yeah, thanks, Dot. I'll get some plates, shall I?

1:06:52 > 1:06:55Lovely, ta. Here we go.

1:06:55 > 1:06:59Now...have some of me sponge.

1:07:00 > 1:07:03Bit of Battenberg and a couple of iced tarts.

1:07:03 > 1:07:06CHEERFUL SHOUTING FROM TELEVISION

1:07:07 > 1:07:10'Woo!

1:07:12 > 1:07:14'Yeah! Yeah!'

1:07:16 > 1:07:20Hev's hen night. Got the DVD off of Kim.

1:07:20 > 1:07:24I've not been able to watch it since she...

1:07:24 > 1:07:26'Woo!

1:07:26 > 1:07:27'Whoa!

1:07:29 > 1:07:31- 'Come on, Hev.- Yeah, yeah!'

1:07:31 > 1:07:33Just five minutes, eh?

1:07:36 > 1:07:37Five minutes remembering how she was.

1:07:41 > 1:07:43'Oh, yeah!

1:07:45 > 1:07:47'I love you more!

1:07:47 > 1:07:49'I love you more! Woo!

1:07:54 > 1:07:56'I'm going to do a wee-wee-wee-wee-wee.'

1:07:56 > 1:07:58- 'You're going to do a what? Do a what?- Wee-wee!'

1:08:04 > 1:08:05ROXY CLEARS HER THROAT

1:08:05 > 1:08:07- Oh, you all right, sweetheart? - You all right?- Mmm.

1:08:09 > 1:08:10You been keeping away?

1:08:10 > 1:08:12No, no, I've just been shopping, that's all.

1:08:12 > 1:08:16- You know, I could always just move back, don't you?- What?

1:08:16 > 1:08:19Well, if...if me being here bothers you that much,

1:08:19 > 1:08:23- then... It was only supposed to be for a couple of nights, anyway. - HE SIGHS

1:08:23 > 1:08:26Rox, Rox, Rox, what makes you think that, eh?

1:08:27 > 1:08:29You reading Jean the riot act earlier.

1:08:29 > 1:08:32Oh, Rox, come on, you know what Jean's like when she starts wagging her tongue.

1:08:32 > 1:08:34I know you, OK? And...

1:08:34 > 1:08:37Look, it was just one mate helping out another mate.

1:08:37 > 1:08:40And all that stuff is ancient history, OK?

1:08:42 > 1:08:45But if it makes you uncomfortable, then...

1:08:45 > 1:08:48It don't. It doesn't.

1:08:48 > 1:08:52And you said it yourself, you know, about Shirl moving back with Phil.

1:08:54 > 1:08:59- What? So?- Do you really want to sit there with Amy watching them two canoodle on the couch?

1:08:59 > 1:09:01Exactly. Right, cup of tea?

1:09:01 > 1:09:03- Yeah, yeah, go on. - Right, I'll stick the kettle on.

1:09:07 > 1:09:09Kim's made her feelings crystal clear.

1:09:09 > 1:09:12No, she's done what she always does,

1:09:12 > 1:09:14and that's to let her tongue run away with her.

1:09:14 > 1:09:16Yeah, well, Sasha's a step too far, end of story.

1:09:16 > 1:09:19Or a wake-up call.

1:09:19 > 1:09:21Meaning?

1:09:23 > 1:09:24You like Kim, yeah?

1:09:26 > 1:09:28- Yeah.- No, I mean, REALLY like her?

1:09:30 > 1:09:31Yeah.

1:09:32 > 1:09:34I want to try something.

1:09:34 > 1:09:36- What?- Trust me.

1:09:44 > 1:09:45I didn't know she was going to do that.

1:09:45 > 1:09:48She already had it on when I went in there.

1:09:48 > 1:09:51Of course things are going to get a bit tricky now and again,

1:09:51 > 1:09:54but give it time and let things settle down.

1:09:54 > 1:09:58Ben, you've got to man up, you've got to front things out, whatever it is, you know.

1:09:58 > 1:10:01It's the only way to get through this.

1:10:01 > 1:10:04- But you will get through this, I promise you. - And you promised you'd sort Ian out.

1:10:04 > 1:10:06- What?- You said leave him to you.

1:10:07 > 1:10:10Why? What's happened? Ben?

1:10:11 > 1:10:13I was getting Bobby a milkshake.

1:10:13 > 1:10:16Lucy had an exam, and I said I'd look after him for her.

1:10:16 > 1:10:19I just thought that if he saw us together, hanging out,

1:10:19 > 1:10:22doing normal things, then he'd see...see that I'm not all bad.

1:10:22 > 1:10:24But?

1:10:24 > 1:10:25He went mental, didn't he?

1:10:25 > 1:10:29I thought he was going to come straight out with it then and there. Tell everyone.

1:10:33 > 1:10:36Now, look - Lou, Pauline, Pete.

1:10:36 > 1:10:37All gone.

1:10:37 > 1:10:40Yeah. But, I mean, there's plenty left, aren't there, Ian?

1:10:40 > 1:10:42Lucy, Bobby, Ben.

1:10:42 > 1:10:44I don't know what to do.

1:10:44 > 1:10:46What about?

1:10:46 > 1:10:48He can't do this to me.

1:10:48 > 1:10:50Who?

1:10:50 > 1:10:51I can't live like this!

1:10:54 > 1:10:56What, Phil?

1:11:00 > 1:11:03Ray's had to nip down the cash and carry.

1:11:05 > 1:11:07And he's asked if you'll look after Sasha.

1:11:07 > 1:11:09I still don't see why I can't just go home.

1:11:09 > 1:11:12It's only going to be about half an hour or so, innit?

1:11:12 > 1:11:14And Kim don't mind. Do you?

1:11:15 > 1:11:17No.

1:11:17 > 1:11:18Aw.

1:11:26 > 1:11:28So how'd she take it?

1:11:28 > 1:11:30Erm... Well.

1:11:30 > 1:11:31Liar.

1:11:33 > 1:11:34You've got brains.

1:11:36 > 1:11:37And you're nice.

1:11:44 > 1:11:47All right? All sorted. I'm so good.

1:11:47 > 1:11:50- I've just been on the phone to a limo company.- A what? - A limo company.

1:11:50 > 1:11:54- Liam, Morgan and...Tiffany?- Mmm.

1:11:54 > 1:11:57Yeah. Right, no more messing around with buses, trains,

1:11:57 > 1:12:01- they're going to be picked up and delivered, day before the wedding. - Tiffany in a limo.

1:12:01 > 1:12:04- Yeah, all she needs now is a tiara. - PHONE RINGS

1:12:04 > 1:12:06Hang on, that's them now. Excuse me.

1:12:08 > 1:12:10Yeah, about ten o'clock, please.

1:12:11 > 1:12:15Yeah, cool. How much is that?

1:12:19 > 1:12:21It's a company account.

1:12:22 > 1:12:25Yeah, Branning Brothers.

1:12:25 > 1:12:29Yeah, I'll call you with the details. Cheers, mate.

1:12:31 > 1:12:33- What have you done to Ian?- What?

1:12:33 > 1:12:34He's in a terrible state.

1:12:34 > 1:12:37It's nothing to do with me.

1:12:37 > 1:12:38Well, it usually is.

1:12:38 > 1:12:41It's probably down to that bird he's shacked up with.

1:12:41 > 1:12:43I talked to Mandy

1:12:43 > 1:12:47and she said that Ian has been going on about you and her.

1:12:47 > 1:12:50What? Well, I don't know where he's got that from.

1:12:50 > 1:12:52I won't do it.

1:12:52 > 1:12:56I won't stand by and watch you treat Ian like you've treated poor Shirley.

1:12:56 > 1:12:57Shirl's back.

1:12:57 > 1:12:59What?

1:12:59 > 1:13:01We're trying to make a go of it, you know,

1:13:01 > 1:13:03trying to put it all behind us.

1:13:03 > 1:13:06Shirl needs that too, you know - a good family, a proper home.

1:13:06 > 1:13:10I mean, after what she's been through. Well, you'd understand that, Dot, wouldn't you?

1:13:10 > 1:13:12Cos you lost a good friend and all, didn't you?

1:13:12 > 1:13:14Yes.

1:13:14 > 1:13:16So if I'm back with Shirley,

1:13:16 > 1:13:19why would I go round chasing after someone else?

1:13:19 > 1:13:22Dot, the only thing on my mind right now is looking after my family

1:13:22 > 1:13:23and keeping them safe. But...

1:13:23 > 1:13:27Well, if Ian's got some daft idea about me and Mandy in his head,

1:13:27 > 1:13:32well, I'll go round there and see him and put him straight.

1:13:32 > 1:13:33- Thank you.- All right.

1:13:43 > 1:13:44You all right there, madam?

1:13:44 > 1:13:46This is your fault.

1:13:46 > 1:13:47What? What's my fault?

1:13:47 > 1:13:49This is your fault. I had to lie down now because I'm in shock.

1:13:49 > 1:13:53Phil and Shirley canoodling on the sofa. It's disgusting - I can't get it out of my head.

1:13:53 > 1:13:57That's can't be good for shock, though, sweetheart, just lying there. Surely not.

1:13:57 > 1:13:59You know what you need? Something to bring you round.

1:13:59 > 1:14:02A kind of a shock to get you out of a shock.

1:14:02 > 1:14:05- Don't. Don't. Don't you dare, Alfie. - Are you daring me now?

1:14:05 > 1:14:08- I'm warning you. - Not only is Peroxide daring me, she's also warning me!

1:14:08 > 1:14:11- Put it down. Put it down. - Say, "Please, Alfie."- Put...it...

1:14:11 > 1:14:14- I really don't want... - What is she doing...?- Mo!

1:14:14 > 1:14:15Agh!

1:14:15 > 1:14:17Mo!

1:14:17 > 1:14:19I'm so sorry.

1:14:23 > 1:14:25- So do you want to do anything? - Such as?

1:14:25 > 1:14:28Um... Watch something?

1:14:28 > 1:14:32Daytime TV's for mindless idiots.

1:14:34 > 1:14:37OK. Well, you can't do nothing all day.

1:14:38 > 1:14:41I bet you and your dad never stop talking, do you?

1:14:41 > 1:14:45Talking about various things, like current affairs and things, you know?

1:14:46 > 1:14:48Like two little brainboxes.

1:14:52 > 1:14:54Ms Kimberley Fox?

1:14:54 > 1:14:57Of 18-20 Albert Square?

1:14:57 > 1:14:58Oh. The B&B's closed.

1:14:58 > 1:15:01Which is why you haven't been answering your letters, I suppose.

1:15:01 > 1:15:03Look, we're going to open up next month, yeah?

1:15:03 > 1:15:07Not with that sign out front, you're not.

1:15:07 > 1:15:09Frank Hawkins, Walford Borough Council.

1:15:09 > 1:15:13I take it this is your handiwork?

1:15:13 > 1:15:16"Kim's Olympic Palace." What's the problem?

1:15:16 > 1:15:19The problem is, "Olympic" is a trademark.

1:15:19 > 1:15:22- What's that mean? - Which you have stolen.

1:15:22 > 1:15:25Hang on a minute, hang on. Look, I paid for that myself, yeah?

1:15:25 > 1:15:28- It's all kosher.- He means it's their intellectual property.

1:15:31 > 1:15:33Oh. So why didn't he say so?

1:15:34 > 1:15:35What's that mean?

1:15:35 > 1:15:39It means you just can't put "Olympic" up anywhere you feel like.

1:15:39 > 1:15:41Oh.

1:15:41 > 1:15:43Are you telling me you didn't know?

1:15:43 > 1:15:46Must be the only person in London who doesn't know.

1:15:46 > 1:15:48And the rest of the country.

1:15:49 > 1:15:52You could be fined thousands.

1:16:30 > 1:16:32DRESS RIPS

1:16:39 > 1:16:41Alfie, listen.

1:16:41 > 1:16:42It's Mo's room,

1:16:42 > 1:16:47it's only right that she has it back. It's OK. The sofa's fine.

1:16:47 > 1:16:49I know it is, and that's where I'm going to be.

1:16:49 > 1:16:51- I want you and Amy to have my bed, all right?- You don't have to do that.

1:16:51 > 1:16:53Roxy, I insist, darling.

1:16:53 > 1:16:55- Alfie!- Excuse me.

1:16:55 > 1:16:58You still haven't told me what little Miss Muppet's doing here.

1:16:58 > 1:17:00Do you want to keep your voice down?

1:17:00 > 1:17:03- I'm just putting her up for a bit, that's all.- A bit of what?

1:17:03 > 1:17:07- Till she finds somewhere permanent. Anyway, what are you doing here? - Jean.

1:17:07 > 1:17:11- Jean?- I kept asking her, "What's going on back in the Vic?"

1:17:11 > 1:17:13"Oh, I'm not supposed to say," she said.

1:17:13 > 1:17:16So I thought I'd come back and find out for meself.

1:17:29 > 1:17:31What are you going to do?

1:17:33 > 1:17:36Dad, you can't. Look, this is my fault, all right? All of it.

1:17:36 > 1:17:40If anything happens to Ian, that'll be my fault and all, won't it?

1:17:41 > 1:17:43HEV'S HEN PLAYS ON LAPTOP

1:17:45 > 1:17:47'Yeah! Yeah!

1:17:49 > 1:17:52'Woo-hoo!

1:17:55 > 1:17:58- 'Go on, girl!- Oh, yeah!'

1:18:12 > 1:18:14- Hi.- Thanks for this, babe.

1:18:15 > 1:18:18Yeah, thanks for this. I really enjoyed it.

1:18:18 > 1:18:19I enjoyed it too.

1:18:21 > 1:18:24And should you ever need any more help...

1:18:24 > 1:18:28- What?- Well, actually, Sasha's still off school tomorrow

1:18:28 > 1:18:30because of the asbestos...

1:18:30 > 1:18:33Oh, well, tomorrow it is, then.

1:18:33 > 1:18:35- All right?- Yeah.

1:18:39 > 1:18:40FRONT DOOR SLAMS

1:18:48 > 1:18:50This it, is it?

1:18:50 > 1:18:56Lock the door, turn the music up so no-one can hear me scream?

1:18:57 > 1:18:59We're on the same side, Ian -

1:18:59 > 1:19:02on Ben's side, your brother's side.

1:19:02 > 1:19:04I don't have a brother any more.

1:19:06 > 1:19:09Come on, Phil, do what you came here to do.

1:19:09 > 1:19:12Make sure I don't say nothing. I don't care any more, OK?

1:19:12 > 1:19:14You know what I could do.

1:19:14 > 1:19:16I could really make sure you don't say anything,

1:19:16 > 1:19:18but what would that do to Ben, eh?

1:19:18 > 1:19:23It'd just make him worse, wouldn't it? I told you, he's in pieces.

1:19:23 > 1:19:27And, OK, OK, maybe he deserves to be, but that's happened now

1:19:27 > 1:19:31and there's...there's a lot of reasons why that's happened.

1:19:31 > 1:19:33Now, a lot of those reasons are down to me -

1:19:33 > 1:19:36I don't need some psychological report to tell me that I've messed up.

1:19:36 > 1:19:39What psychological report?

1:19:39 > 1:19:41I know what I've done to him.

1:19:41 > 1:19:43And I know what he's been doing as well.

1:19:43 > 1:19:46He's been pretending to be something that he's not.

1:19:46 > 1:19:49But we can change that, we can change him,

1:19:49 > 1:19:52you and me - his dad and his brother.

1:19:52 > 1:19:56Kathy's son and Kathy's husband.

1:19:56 > 1:19:59- Oh, right, so you're playing that one now, are you? - Well, that's what we are, Ian,

1:19:59 > 1:20:00whether you like it or not.

1:20:00 > 1:20:02All right.

1:20:02 > 1:20:05So what would Kathy do?

1:20:05 > 1:20:07You know, Phil, and so do I.

1:20:07 > 1:20:10Kathy would never have let this happen in the first place.

1:20:10 > 1:20:12Kathy would never have let Ben get like this.

1:20:12 > 1:20:15But I let him get like this, and so did you, Ian.

1:20:15 > 1:20:18Cos you were there and all, weren't you?

1:20:18 > 1:20:20It's up to us to bring him back -

1:20:20 > 1:20:22for you and me, the two of us,

1:20:22 > 1:20:23to bring him back.

1:20:26 > 1:20:29OK, OK, if you want to say, "Go to the Old Bill.

1:20:29 > 1:20:31"We'll go to the police

1:20:31 > 1:20:32"and tell them everything..."

1:20:34 > 1:20:35..all right, do that.

1:20:35 > 1:20:37But you've got to do it now.

1:20:37 > 1:20:39Because you can't let Ben live like this,

1:20:39 > 1:20:40have this hanging over his head.

1:20:40 > 1:20:43What about me, all right?

1:20:43 > 1:20:45It's hanging over me!

1:20:45 > 1:20:48Phil, I've just known for one day and my head feels like it's going to explode!

1:20:48 > 1:20:50So end it now.

1:20:50 > 1:20:52Or we end something else.

1:20:52 > 1:20:56We end 20 years of us tearing strips off each other.

1:20:56 > 1:20:58And we start doing what we should have been doing all along.

1:20:58 > 1:21:01We start doing what Kathy would want us to do.

1:21:01 > 1:21:05We start putting the energy, all that energy, into making Ben right.

1:21:12 > 1:21:14Please, Ian.

1:21:16 > 1:21:18Well, this is a first, innit?

1:21:18 > 1:21:20Me begging you.

1:21:22 > 1:21:26Which only goes to show that people can change. Things can change.

1:21:29 > 1:21:32Please. Please.

1:21:38 > 1:21:41- KNOCK AT DOOR - Is it safe?

1:21:41 > 1:21:43Hello?

1:21:49 > 1:21:51Brought you some dinner.

1:21:52 > 1:21:54Seeing as you blanked breakfast.

1:21:58 > 1:22:02What's the matter? Another problem? Tell me what it is, we'll sort it.

1:22:04 > 1:22:07Maybe weddings on this square just aren't meant to be.

1:22:07 > 1:22:09I mean, look at poor old Heather.

1:22:09 > 1:22:13- What?- I think someone's just trying to tell us something. First Ricky...

1:22:13 > 1:22:16- Ricky's sorted.- ..then Liam, Morgan and Tiffany.- They're sorted.

1:22:16 > 1:22:19And now... Oh! And you've seen the dress too. Brilliant(!)

1:22:19 > 1:22:21I can't do this.

1:22:21 > 1:22:23Do what?

1:22:23 > 1:22:27The one day I'm meant to look like a princess, I'm going to look like an elephant.

1:22:27 > 1:22:31I am being serious, Michael.

1:22:32 > 1:22:33It's off.

1:22:37 > 1:22:39No, the bigger the better.

1:22:39 > 1:22:41Yeah, I'll pop in later on, we'll get it all firmed up, yeah?

1:22:41 > 1:22:45And, listen, I don't want no-one paying for anything.

1:22:45 > 1:22:49Have you go that? All right. Cheers, bud.

1:22:49 > 1:22:51Can we come out yet?

1:22:51 > 1:22:53I should be revising!

1:22:54 > 1:22:56All right. Close your eyes, girls.

1:22:56 > 1:22:58Come on.

1:22:58 > 1:23:01That's it. Stand there, keep them closed. And you, come on.

1:23:01 > 1:23:05That's it, ladies, keep them closed. And...open!

1:23:05 > 1:23:09- Oh! Pressies!- Pressies.

1:23:15 > 1:23:18- Here, let me give you a hand. - No, I've got it!

1:23:20 > 1:23:22Thank you. I've got it.

1:23:26 > 1:23:30No! Don't open them. Just leave them.

1:23:30 > 1:23:32Come and finish opening your presents, yeah?

1:23:32 > 1:23:35Have you won the lottery or something?

1:23:35 > 1:23:37I just wanted to do something nice.

1:23:37 > 1:23:40I know that's hard to believe considering the mood I've been in.

1:23:40 > 1:23:43Where's Bobby?

1:23:43 > 1:23:45At...school.

1:23:45 > 1:23:48After your performance yesterday, he couldn't wait to get there.

1:23:48 > 1:23:52Have you even slept?

1:23:52 > 1:23:53Last but not least...

1:23:58 > 1:24:03Oh, Ian! Oh, this is amazing!

1:24:03 > 1:24:06- Oh, thank you so much!- It's OK.

1:24:07 > 1:24:09Don't forget your card.

1:24:09 > 1:24:12Do I look like the sort of girl that opens the card before the presents?

1:24:12 > 1:24:14- I've got to go.- You're leaving?

1:24:14 > 1:24:18Yeah, but I'm leaving you in the knowledge that the best is yet to come.

1:24:23 > 1:24:25It's study leave, not sleep leave.

1:24:25 > 1:24:28I've been working. Upstairs.

1:24:28 > 1:24:30Anyway, what's all this for?

1:24:30 > 1:24:35I'm going round Hev's, to pack her stuff away properly.

1:24:35 > 1:24:39Take what I can to the charity shop and give the keys back to Janine.

1:24:40 > 1:24:41I need more tape.

1:24:43 > 1:24:45It's good she's clearing everything out.

1:24:45 > 1:24:49- It won't be worth anything unless you learn to live under the same roof as her.- I am.

1:24:53 > 1:24:57Shirley? I was thinking maybe a bit later we could all go out for a curry or something?

1:24:57 > 1:25:01Yeah. As long as he don't have a vindaloo.

1:25:03 > 1:25:04Happy?

1:25:04 > 1:25:06No.

1:25:06 > 1:25:07We'll get there, though.

1:25:07 > 1:25:11Dad, you promise Ian ain't going to say nothing?

1:25:11 > 1:25:13I told you. It's over.

1:25:13 > 1:25:16Yeah, but ain't you forgetting someone?

1:25:37 > 1:25:41It's back to plain old Kimberley's Palace now, innit?

1:25:41 > 1:25:43It's like an arrow through my heart, you know.

1:25:43 > 1:25:45Ooh, or a javelin.

1:25:45 > 1:25:47- What you smirking at? - Don't have a go at her.

1:25:47 > 1:25:52Last thing you need is to be slung in front of a judge on trademark infringement.

1:25:53 > 1:25:55KNOCK ON DOOR

1:25:55 > 1:25:57KNOCKING CONTINUES

1:26:10 > 1:26:13I've just been round the launderette.

1:26:13 > 1:26:15And you weren't there. Again.

1:26:17 > 1:26:18You watched the DVD yet?

1:26:18 > 1:26:22No. I haven't had the time.

1:26:22 > 1:26:25I'm just going round Hev's. Pack a few things up.

1:26:26 > 1:26:29I thought there might be something you'd like to keep?

1:26:29 > 1:26:31Perhaps another time.

1:26:31 > 1:26:34There ain't going to be another time, Dot. This is it.

1:26:34 > 1:26:40Well, I'm very happy you're in a place where you can throw her life in a box.

1:26:40 > 1:26:42Do you really think I want to do this?

1:26:44 > 1:26:46And why ain't you at work?

1:26:50 > 1:26:51Some time today.

1:26:51 > 1:26:54Sorry. That's £2.80.

1:26:54 > 1:26:55I've just given you a fiver.

1:26:55 > 1:26:57- TILL OPENS - No fivers in there.

1:26:57 > 1:27:01- Well, I've paid you. - Here, I'll get it.

1:27:04 > 1:27:09Wait. You're owed wages from The Arches.

1:27:11 > 1:27:13Well, it's your money, you've earned it.

1:27:13 > 1:27:15You either pick it up or it'll go into petty cash.

1:27:21 > 1:27:24Have you seen my exam timetable?

1:27:25 > 1:27:28You know, I don't mean to boast or anything,

1:27:28 > 1:27:31but I reckon I got more presents than you and Bobby.

1:27:33 > 1:27:35Do you reckon there's money in that card?

1:27:45 > 1:27:47What does it say?

1:27:48 > 1:27:50All right?

1:27:52 > 1:27:56So I've drawn up a short list of bands.

1:27:56 > 1:28:00I reckon we need to have a magician for the kids. They like that after the speeches.

1:28:00 > 1:28:02I meant what I said. I don't want to get married.

1:28:02 > 1:28:05Don't be ridiculous, we're having a baby together.

1:28:05 > 1:28:10Yes, and your little swimmers have done their job, and you're done.

1:28:10 > 1:28:14You're just feeling...hormonal. PMT. That'll be it.

1:28:14 > 1:28:17- Really?- Yeah, yeah, you're a beautiful expectant mother.

1:28:17 > 1:28:20Look at you. You've just got to embrace it.

1:28:20 > 1:28:21Exactly. Look at me.

1:28:21 > 1:28:24People won't know if it's a bride walking down the aisle, all right,

1:28:24 > 1:28:27or Heather Trott's second coming.

1:28:27 > 1:28:29You should lay off the carbs, then.

1:28:31 > 1:28:34Were there any other diet tips?

1:28:37 > 1:28:40- What's that? - The last of what I owe you.

1:28:40 > 1:28:43I'd prefer it if you took back my criminal conviction.

1:28:43 > 1:28:45It was benefit fraud not genocide.

1:28:45 > 1:28:52Ray has got today off. So not only am I events manager, but I'm also head chef.

1:28:52 > 1:28:55So not today, Mo Harris. Not today.

1:28:55 > 1:28:58You took the fine, this is your due. Oh, I'll leave it upstairs.

1:28:59 > 1:29:04- What's she flapping for? - She's having a bit of an off day. It's a five or a six, all right.

1:29:07 > 1:29:12Sorry, Patrick. The fish smelt a bit fishy so I've done you corn beef hash instead.

1:29:12 > 1:29:15You are so good to me.

1:29:15 > 1:29:18Easy, Patrick, easy.

1:29:18 > 1:29:23Oh, that reminds me. I found these on the bathroom floor.

1:29:23 > 1:29:24Nearly broke me neck.

1:29:24 > 1:29:27- Well, don't look at me. - They're not mine, are they?

1:29:29 > 1:29:30It won't happen again.

1:29:31 > 1:29:34Kat's going to love this, ain't she?

1:29:34 > 1:29:37Keep it down. She's my mate and I'm doing her a favour. How many times I got to tell you?

1:29:37 > 1:29:40Mo, how's Charlie getting on?

1:29:40 > 1:29:44Better. That's why I'm back - to keep an eye on Casanova.

1:29:44 > 1:29:47- Oh, shut up! - MOBILE RINGS

1:29:47 > 1:29:49Oh. Shirley?

1:29:54 > 1:29:56Is this some sort of sick joke?

1:29:56 > 1:29:57What?

1:30:00 > 1:30:01Cindy was your first wife.

1:30:10 > 1:30:14The other day you're accusing me of sleeping with Phil,

1:30:14 > 1:30:18yesterday you're biting Lucy and Bobby's head off, and today this.

1:30:19 > 1:30:21Do you even love me anymore?

1:30:21 > 1:30:24I've had a lot on my mind lately, all right?

1:30:24 > 1:30:26Well, that makes two of us.

1:30:27 > 1:30:29Look, it was meant to be a surprise, OK?

1:30:29 > 1:30:31But if you want the truth, you might as well know now.

1:30:31 > 1:30:33Know what?

1:30:33 > 1:30:36- I've been planning a party for you. - What party?

1:30:36 > 1:30:40- I'm throwing a surprise party for you tonight.- I get a party?- Yeah.

1:30:40 > 1:30:42Please tell me you haven't.

1:30:45 > 1:30:48Oh, come on, Dot, this is not like you at all.

1:30:48 > 1:30:51- I've never known you miss a day off work.- It's unheard of.

1:30:51 > 1:30:54What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

1:30:54 > 1:30:56But it's not healthy, man,

1:30:56 > 1:30:58you moping around in your dressing gown like this.

1:30:58 > 1:31:01I am not moping and I am not missing work.

1:31:01 > 1:31:05I'm taking a day off, which is a very different proposition.

1:31:05 > 1:31:08If you're having a day's leave, come to the Vic and have a drink.

1:31:08 > 1:31:11You know very well that I never touch alcohol,

1:31:11 > 1:31:13except on special occasions.

1:31:13 > 1:31:15- Ooh, look!- What?

1:31:15 > 1:31:21Another flying pig darts across the pink skies of Walford.

1:31:21 > 1:31:24I will not tolerate sarcasm in me own home.

1:31:27 > 1:31:31Lucy, you've got the wrong end of the stick. You really have.

1:31:31 > 1:31:33I'm not broke. Far from it.

1:31:33 > 1:31:35How are you planning on paying my tuition fees?

1:31:35 > 1:31:39With bread and butter? My future for her. Thanks(!)

1:31:39 > 1:31:41I hope you're not talking about me.

1:31:41 > 1:31:44You're overdrawn on all your accounts. All your credit cards are maxed out.

1:31:44 > 1:31:48Luce, Luce, OK, listen, I'm a businessman.

1:31:48 > 1:31:51I've just moved stuff around, I've invested.

1:31:51 > 1:31:52You don't have to worry about money.

1:31:52 > 1:31:55There's more than enough for your tuition fees and for all of us.

1:31:55 > 1:31:59Happy now? Drama queen.

1:31:59 > 1:32:02So why have you been acting so weird?

1:32:02 > 1:32:03Cos I'm a dad. That's my job!

1:32:05 > 1:32:07Look, honestly, everything's fine, OK. Cross me heart.

1:32:09 > 1:32:12Right. OK. Well, I've got to revise.

1:32:16 > 1:32:21Listen, I've got a few things I need to go and sort out. Can you hold the fort for me?

1:32:21 > 1:32:25Yeah, seeing as you're making it so worth my while.

1:32:25 > 1:32:30I tell you what, this party is going to be the biggest party ever.

1:32:31 > 1:32:32See you later.

1:32:32 > 1:32:34FRONT DOOR OPENS

1:32:35 > 1:32:39I'll have that key back too please.

1:32:39 > 1:32:40You need to get ready.

1:32:40 > 1:32:44- I've got you an appointment with a top body specialist person.- Oh.

1:32:44 > 1:32:47- Michael, literally, please stop talking to me.- I'm serious.

1:32:47 > 1:32:50He's worked with all the big names. He manages pregnancy weight.

1:32:50 > 1:32:53Stretch marks. He loves stretch marks, this bloke.

1:32:53 > 1:32:57- Harley Street, he's a top geezer. - Harley Street?

1:32:57 > 1:32:59Yeah, I got you a cancellation.

1:32:59 > 1:33:04So, you know, if you're worried about...being a fat bird,

1:33:04 > 1:33:08he'll sort you out. Yeah?

1:33:12 > 1:33:14He's not here.

1:33:14 > 1:33:18- You two sorted now? - Yeah, yeah, course.

1:33:18 > 1:33:21Good. Well, listen, tonight, the Vic, nine o'clock.

1:33:21 > 1:33:25It's going to make one of P Diddy's parties look like a coffee morning in Richmond.

1:33:25 > 1:33:28- Right. Can I have a cup of tea, please?- Sure.

1:33:35 > 1:33:37- Can I sit?- No.

1:33:42 > 1:33:46- How's life at the Brannings', then? - Well, it weren't ever permanent.

1:33:46 > 1:33:48Jay, I don't know why you didn't come back when Dad said.

1:33:48 > 1:33:50He ain't drinking now. It's better.

1:33:53 > 1:33:56Jay, what do you want me to do to make it right, eh?

1:33:56 > 1:33:59- Cos, I mean, I'll do anything. - I think that you've done enough.

1:34:01 > 1:34:04Yeah. So much for being brothers, eh?

1:34:04 > 1:34:06All right. Wait.

1:34:11 > 1:34:15Your dad still owes me wages. Can you get them for me?

1:34:16 > 1:34:22You know, when my school had asbestos, yeah,

1:34:22 > 1:34:24I was out with my mates, having fun.

1:34:26 > 1:34:30If someone killed you, right here, right now,

1:34:30 > 1:34:33they would flee the scene with tiny nail particles

1:34:33 > 1:34:36which would ultimately betray them to forensics.

1:34:36 > 1:34:38Listen, don't even joke about that,

1:34:38 > 1:34:40not after they bumped off Heather Trott.

1:34:40 > 1:34:43They haven't found her killer yet, have they?

1:34:43 > 1:34:46Is death the only thing you're interested in?

1:34:46 > 1:34:49I told you, I'm going to be a forensic scientist when I'm older.

1:34:49 > 1:34:52You wouldn't rather be famous?

1:34:52 > 1:34:55Her flat is just round the corner, isn't it?

1:34:55 > 1:34:58- Don't even think about it. - What, are you scared?

1:35:03 > 1:35:06Dad. Jay's come to collect his wages.

1:35:11 > 1:35:15I thought it might be the belt or the alternator.

1:35:15 > 1:35:20- Sounds like the water pump. - Seemed all right to me. But why don't you take a look?

1:35:20 > 1:35:23What are you looking at him for? I'm the one who's talking.

1:35:23 > 1:35:25I just want me wages, Phil, all right?

1:35:27 > 1:35:31- Jay!- Just leave him. - Yeah, well, what now, eh?

1:35:43 > 1:35:46What is this place and why are we here?

1:35:46 > 1:35:49My job isn't done. This baby's yours and mine. I want you to see that.

1:35:49 > 1:35:51Well, I've already seen it.

1:35:58 > 1:35:59The first two scans.

1:35:59 > 1:36:01The scans that I weren't at? Those two scans?

1:36:01 > 1:36:05- Are we keeping scores now?- Yeah, we are, yeah. Third time lucky.

1:36:35 > 1:36:38Alfie, I went out with an American once.

1:36:38 > 1:36:40He was a vegetarian, of all things.

1:36:40 > 1:36:43Yeah. Mo, less of the bunny, all right? We've got a lot to do.

1:36:43 > 1:36:46Nothing like a bit of notice, is there? What does he want, Vegas?

1:36:46 > 1:36:48No, Roxy, Ian's a mate of mine, all right?

1:36:48 > 1:36:51He's been through a tough time. I want to do something special for him.

1:36:51 > 1:36:56- Looks a bit cheap, doesn't it? - Your mum didn't have a hand in designing it, did she?

1:36:58 > 1:37:00I'm only doing this cos you ain't shut up about it.

1:37:00 > 1:37:02Seriously, anyone would think you were the kid.

1:37:02 > 1:37:05"Seriously, anyone would think you were the kid."

1:37:17 > 1:37:21I was worried that if you took them, that would be it between us.

1:37:22 > 1:37:25Listen, I'm not very good at this sort of thing.

1:37:25 > 1:37:28Well, you know, you've been like a son to me

1:37:28 > 1:37:30and a brother to Ben.

1:37:30 > 1:37:32- Look what it's got me.- Everything that's happened, it's over.

1:37:32 > 1:37:35There's nothing and no-one to worry about anymore.

1:37:35 > 1:37:36Except you.

1:37:38 > 1:37:42You're an alcoholic, violent bully

1:37:42 > 1:37:46who was happy to let Andrew and then Billy take the rap for something that someone else did.

1:37:46 > 1:37:48Your own cousin.

1:37:49 > 1:37:52You won't understand until you have kids of your own.

1:37:52 > 1:37:55- When you do, you realise you'll do anything for them. Anything.- At what cost?

1:37:55 > 1:37:59Shirley. You. My health.

1:37:59 > 1:38:03But I'm going to meetings again now and Shirley's come home.

1:38:03 > 1:38:06But I'd do the same again for my boy and I'd do the same for you.

1:38:06 > 1:38:10Listen, right now, Shirley's over at Heather's packing up her stuff.

1:38:10 > 1:38:14She's taking it down the charity shop. The old bill ain't got a lead. No-one is going to be charged.

1:38:15 > 1:38:20It's over. So, please, please, come back home.

1:38:29 > 1:38:31You're a good kid.

1:38:35 > 1:38:39I would offer you a cup of tea but we've run out of tea bags.

1:38:39 > 1:38:41Cora was too busy and Rose forgot.

1:38:41 > 1:38:43That's all right, I've got my caffeine hit here.

1:38:43 > 1:38:45I was only coming round to tell you about the party.

1:38:45 > 1:38:47Oh, I heard. It's the talk of the town.

1:38:47 > 1:38:50I'll tell you what, no expense spared.

1:38:50 > 1:38:52It is going to be a great night. A great night.

1:38:52 > 1:38:54I did come to the launderette but you weren't there.

1:38:54 > 1:38:56Why does everybody keep going on about that?

1:38:56 > 1:38:59I'm entitled to a day off, aren't I, a little break?

1:38:59 > 1:39:02- Why don't you sit down? - No, I'm fine. I am perfectly fine.

1:39:02 > 1:39:06I tell you what, Dot, why don't you be fine sat down? Come on. There you go.

1:39:06 > 1:39:08You're grieving. It's normal.

1:39:08 > 1:39:12Yes, well, with Pat, you see, it was sudden but she'd had her life.

1:39:12 > 1:39:16Whereas Heather, her life was only just beginning.

1:39:16 > 1:39:19Oh, that poor girl. I can't stop thinking about it.

1:39:19 > 1:39:23You know, it keeps going round and round in my head, like a wheel, spinning.

1:39:23 > 1:39:25Why don't you go see a doctor or a grief counsellor?

1:39:25 > 1:39:28I mean, I used to love going into that launderette, but now I dread it.

1:39:28 > 1:39:32Cos every time, it's just a reminder.

1:39:32 > 1:39:35Why don't you get away? You know, have a break?

1:39:35 > 1:39:40What? And leave Jim in a home? I couldn't. I couldn't possibly.

1:39:40 > 1:39:43Did Phil come and see you yesterday?

1:39:43 > 1:39:46Cos I had a word with him. It's wrong the way he treats you.

1:39:46 > 1:39:48Dot, don't worry, that's all sorted.

1:39:49 > 1:39:54Listen, your Jim - Dot, he's in good hands.

1:39:54 > 1:39:57And if I was you? Up and gone in a flash. Just get away.

1:39:57 > 1:40:00Yeah, but you're needed here.

1:40:00 > 1:40:02I mean, have you made it up with him?

1:40:02 > 1:40:05- Who?- Your brother.

1:40:05 > 1:40:08Ben. He's lost a very dear friend too. He needs you.

1:40:08 > 1:40:14He was telling me how much he was looking forward to performing his duties at your forthcoming nuptials.

1:40:14 > 1:40:16Oh, he's my best man!

1:40:16 > 1:40:19Yeah, and a fine one he'll make.

1:40:20 > 1:40:22You hadn't forgotten it, had you?

1:40:33 > 1:40:36It just squiggles. I can't see nothing.

1:40:36 > 1:40:37So paternal(!)

1:40:37 > 1:40:41Don't worry, that's the 2D imaging. Now we're high-tech.

1:40:41 > 1:40:42We're going 4D.

1:40:44 > 1:40:47- JANINE GASPS - There we are. How's that?- Oh.

1:40:49 > 1:40:55You can actually see its little face. It looks like a real baby.

1:40:55 > 1:40:56It is a real baby.

1:40:56 > 1:40:58Is it a boy or girl?

1:40:59 > 1:41:01- I thought you said you didn't want to know?- No, please.

1:41:01 > 1:41:04I can't keeping calling it "it". I need to know.

1:41:04 > 1:41:08- I can give you a few minutes? - All right. Shall we?

1:41:08 > 1:41:09Yeah, OK, we need to know.

1:41:09 > 1:41:11OK, let's have a look, then.

1:41:16 > 1:41:19So what do you think, Cluedo?

1:41:19 > 1:41:24Winston, tufty head down the market, reckons that it was a robbery that went wrong.

1:41:24 > 1:41:26And then bang, bang, bang...

1:41:26 > 1:41:30she was battered to death with bullets by a hooded man.

1:41:30 > 1:41:34Blood and brains were everywhere. Urgh!

1:41:34 > 1:41:39I can see why you want to get into all this. Gives a real rush, innit?

1:41:41 > 1:41:43Sasha, what you crying for?

1:41:45 > 1:41:47Don't leave me on my own here!

1:41:50 > 1:41:52- Dad!- Sasha!

1:41:52 > 1:41:55Hey. What's wrong? What happened?

1:41:55 > 1:41:57What have you done to my daughter?

1:41:58 > 1:42:03If you don't take something, you're going to regret it.

1:42:03 > 1:42:06It just don't feel the same without her here.

1:42:07 > 1:42:09Nothing's the same.

1:42:10 > 1:42:13But we've got to get used to different.

1:42:29 > 1:42:31What you going to have, then, Dad?

1:42:31 > 1:42:34I reckon I might have a peshwari naan or definitely a chapatti.

1:42:34 > 1:42:37I might even have some rice.

1:42:41 > 1:42:42All right?

1:43:06 > 1:43:09Make sure you save some room for sundae at your party.

1:43:09 > 1:43:12Why don't we just ditch this and head over there now?

1:43:12 > 1:43:15No, I just want to spend some time, the two of us.

1:43:15 > 1:43:18I know I've been a nightmare lately.

1:43:18 > 1:43:22- The nightmare's over, OK? - Too many of them energy drinks.

1:43:32 > 1:43:34What is it? What's wrong?

1:43:35 > 1:43:37Nothing. It's a bit hot.

1:43:37 > 1:43:41- What, a korma?- This table all right for you?- Fine, thanks.

1:43:41 > 1:43:42- Some poppadoms, please.- Sure.

1:43:42 > 1:43:46Yeah, and, please, if he orders a vindaloo give him a masala.

1:43:48 > 1:43:49Why do you keep looking over?

1:43:51 > 1:43:53I'm... No... I don't.

1:43:56 > 1:44:00Poppadoms for the Addams family, please.

1:44:00 > 1:44:02Are you going to eat that?

1:44:04 > 1:44:08I need some air. I'll be two minutes.

1:44:12 > 1:44:16So paint for the nursery. Pink?

1:44:16 > 1:44:18Oh! Um... No.

1:44:18 > 1:44:23This little lady is going to be more independent woman than pink pushover, thank you very much.

1:44:23 > 1:44:25We'll discuss it and get back to you.

1:44:25 > 1:44:27Oh, will you?

1:44:27 > 1:44:30You still want to get married?

1:44:30 > 1:44:32More than you'll ever know.

1:44:33 > 1:44:36Let's do it, then, Daddy.

1:45:02 > 1:45:05CRIES OF SURPRISE FROM INSIDE

1:45:09 > 1:45:14BELL RINGS Listen up, folks! If I could have your attention, please. Thank you.

1:45:14 > 1:45:17As you're all aware, half of Walford is down. Sadly, no power.

1:45:17 > 1:45:20And due to health and safety regulations,

1:45:20 > 1:45:22I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you all to leave

1:45:22 > 1:45:24until we're up and running again. ALL GROAN

1:45:24 > 1:45:28Stop whinging, stop moaning. Come on, everybody. Everybody out. Come on, let's go.

1:45:28 > 1:45:31That includes you, Cora. Come on, chop, chop! All out. Let's go.

1:45:31 > 1:45:37Now, listen to me. This pub would have been doing business during the Blitz,

1:45:37 > 1:45:41serving pints the night the Berlin Wall fell

1:45:41 > 1:45:45and flogging pork scratchings the day Diana died.

1:45:45 > 1:45:48- Now, come on, do your duty, my man. - Yeah!

1:45:48 > 1:45:51Yeah. Grandad, look, it's a party.

1:45:51 > 1:45:53Just bolt the doors and call it a lock-in.

1:45:53 > 1:45:56- Come on, Alf, play the game, mate. - Come on, Alfie.

1:45:56 > 1:46:00Am I the sheriff in this town, or am I the sheriff?

1:46:00 > 1:46:04Let's have a lock-in! CHEERING

1:46:04 > 1:46:08Take one of these and return for your free meal. Really sorry about this.

1:46:08 > 1:46:10All right, cheers.

1:46:10 > 1:46:15- Have you seen Ian? - Have I seen...?- Ian.- No.

1:46:15 > 1:46:17Sorry.

1:46:19 > 1:46:22Excuse me, guys, we really have to close up.

1:46:22 > 1:46:26- So I can put it in a doggy bag for you if you want? - Do I look like a dog to you?- No.

1:46:26 > 1:46:29No. It's...for the food.

1:46:40 > 1:46:43You knew it was the water pump, didn't you?

1:46:43 > 1:46:44Yeah.

1:46:44 > 1:46:47Phil...

1:46:47 > 1:46:49Here you are, mate.

1:46:56 > 1:46:58Who let you have the vindaloo?

1:46:58 > 1:47:00Yeah, don't worry, he's on the sofa tonight.

1:47:02 > 1:47:06- To us.- To us.- To us.- To us.

1:47:07 > 1:47:12ALL: # Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry

1:47:12 > 1:47:16# Them good old boys were drinking whisky and rye

1:47:16 > 1:47:20# Sayin' this'll be the day that I die

1:47:20 > 1:47:22# This'll be... #

1:47:22 > 1:47:24Patrick, I think you'd better come and see this.

1:47:26 > 1:47:31Ian, it's Alfie. Where are you, mate? Everyone's waiting. Give me a shout when you're on your way over.

1:47:31 > 1:47:33Hurry up. Bye.

1:47:35 > 1:47:38It's a lock-in.

1:47:38 > 1:47:40Alfie, I'll have a double.

1:47:40 > 1:47:41Just tell me what's happened.

1:47:41 > 1:47:45Look, I just don't want to talk about it, OK? I'm in pieces.

1:47:46 > 1:47:49Oh, free food!

1:47:54 > 1:47:56Dorothy!

1:47:57 > 1:47:59Dot?

1:48:01 > 1:48:03What's all this?

1:48:03 > 1:48:07Well, I've got to get away. Suddenly it hit me -

1:48:07 > 1:48:11the misery, people dying, moving away.

1:48:11 > 1:48:14So I asked Jack if he'd keep a look out, you know, for Jim.

1:48:14 > 1:48:18- Where you going?- Well, I've told you I've got to get away.

1:48:18 > 1:48:21So I'm going to go and stay with Sandy, me daughter-in-law

1:48:21 > 1:48:24and spend time with my little Dotty.

1:48:24 > 1:48:29You can't leave. Who's going to make the tea in the morning?

1:48:29 > 1:48:31I think it's a fantastic idea. Go, man.

1:48:31 > 1:48:34Go and recharge your batteries.

1:48:34 > 1:48:36What about me?

1:48:36 > 1:48:38What about you?

1:48:38 > 1:48:40You can't leave me again.

1:48:40 > 1:48:43I never did leave you. It was you what left me,

1:48:43 > 1:48:44taking my Charlie with you.

1:48:44 > 1:48:47Oh, Dot.

1:48:47 > 1:48:51That's enough, Rose Elizabeth. I ain't going to the North Pole.

1:48:53 > 1:48:54Bye.

1:48:58 > 1:49:01Where are you? Pick up!

1:49:05 > 1:49:06Ian?

1:49:09 > 1:49:11Ian, what you doing?

1:49:12 > 1:49:15Ian, stop it. You're scaring me.

1:49:16 > 1:49:18We need to leave.

1:49:18 > 1:49:19Leave where?

1:49:19 > 1:49:22Here. Straight after the wedding we're going to leave,

1:49:22 > 1:49:24and we can never, ever come back.

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