0:00:25 > 0:00:27What is all the noise about?
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Your sister's ill. Right, there you go.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Right, put your head up. Well done.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34What's wrong with you, then?
0:00:34 > 0:00:35I'm going to fail.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37You are not going to fail.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Well, I haven't slept, my head is killing me -
0:00:39 > 0:00:41how am I meant to do two exams like this?
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Don't be like that.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Lauren, would you go to the shop, get some paracetamol?
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Mum, I've just woken up.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Ooh, I'm sorry, are we making you late for work?
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- I don't mind going. - You can't. You haven't got time.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55- Are you all right to take Oscar to the dentist later? - Why, where are you going?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57- I've got an auction. I told you. - Did you? I don't remember.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Well, I did.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00I'll see you later.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02ABI SIGHS Abi, good luck, baby.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07If I mess up these exams, I don't get the grades.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11And if I don't get the grades, I don't get into uni. And then I end up...
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- Oh, like me?- Do you want a hot lemon and honey, yeah?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16No, that won't make a difference!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18I might have some ibuprofen upstairs.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31You going to stand there all day or what?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Come on, Kat, don't worry about 'em. It's only a job.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Yeah.- Oi, you're late.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40What are you going to do? Dock my wages on my first day?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Here, listen, don't worry about her.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49If she says anything, I have no problem knocking her spark out.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51No, Bianca, leave it. It's not worth it.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Come on, let's go, it's freezing.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58What's the matter, you got lead in your boots?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06SHE SIGHS
0:02:06 > 0:02:08SNORING
0:02:10 > 0:02:12You have a bed. This is not it.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15HE GASPS, SHE CHUCKLES
0:02:16 > 0:02:18That was cold.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19And gin.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Is this your plan, huh?
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Woo the girl with your naked flesh? - Zee?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Can you come in here and sort your brother out?- What have I done?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29What have...? You think this is acceptable?
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Parading around in your smalls, corrupting an innocent girl?
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Is everything OK?
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Hello, good morning, Ayesha! Everything's fine. We're just...
0:02:38 > 0:02:41This is us starting our day off. It's a Masood family tradition.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Would you like to go and help yourself to some breakfast?- OK.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48OK. Masood, can you go with her?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Keep her as far away as possible from that.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Ayesha...
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Is that my jumper?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58I-I didn't know it was yours. I was cold.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05- Do you want it back?- Oh, er... No, no, no. You...keep it on.
0:03:05 > 0:03:11I... I... I've got to get Kamil ready for nursery. I...
0:03:21 > 0:03:22They ain't got any plasters.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Keep an eye on him. You stay with your Uncle Jack, all right?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- All right, mate?- Is he all right?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Yeah, he'll be fine.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Magic Sponge in my day.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38That before they invented antiseptic, was it?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Did you fall? Let's see what I've got for you.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43You've got a way with kids, have you?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46How about...one of these?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48- What do you think you're doing? - I'm trying to help.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51What, by choking him?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54I'll leave it to the boys, then, shall I?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I can see you two are more than capable.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Let's have a look at you.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05TELEVISION PLAYS
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Oh, are my eyes still red?
0:04:07 > 0:04:11No, darling. Stop worrying, you look fine. It's going to be fine.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Pure Cod 1 and Pure Cod 2.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16You know those modules back to front. I know you do.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Mum, it's Pure Core, not Cod. - You know what I mean.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22The point is, I'm very, very proud of you.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- Mum...- What? Can't a mother tell her daughter how proud she is?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- That not very cool, no, in 2013? - Good luck, Abs.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Thanks.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Good luck! Right, give us a call, soon as you've finished,
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- tell us how it went, all right? Bye-bye, darling.- See you.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- BOTH: See you. - Bye. Oh, bless her.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- She'll be all right, though, won't she?- Of course she will. She'll be fine.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47She's going to go far with her brains, goodness me.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49MOBILE RINGS
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Oh, hello, Lola.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Oh, dear.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Oh, right. Um...
0:04:55 > 0:04:58do you think you could make it in maybe for the afternoon?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01No, Poppy's on a course.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06All right, yep, OK, just give us a call if you feel better.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08All right, then. Bye, Lola. Bye.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Ohh. Happy Monday, Tanya(!)
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I could go in, help you out.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19I don't think that's a very good idea, do you?
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Why not? Is it just Abi that you're proud of?
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Why does it have to be AJ that she likes? Of all the people in all the whole world...
0:05:30 > 0:05:33We don't know it's AJ. Not for sure. I'm not convinced it's AJ.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Who else could it be? Face it, that girl has terrible taste in men.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40I mean, why couldn't she just like our Tamwar? You know, he's young,
0:05:40 > 0:05:44he's virile, his legs are far more shapely than AJ's...
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Did AJ have rickets as a child?
0:05:46 > 0:05:48What have I done?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Oh, unbelievable!
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Can we just take a second and talk about this calmly? Er...
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Where are you going?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- I've been put to work. - It's nice to go out, isn't it?
0:05:58 > 0:05:59I'm looking forward to it.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- You sort your brother out, OK? - MOBILE RINGS
0:06:01 > 0:06:04I want to put an end to this lusting once and for all.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Bruv, bruv, tell him I'm sick!
0:06:15 > 0:06:21Has she said anything to you? Ayesha? Has she said anything about...?
0:06:21 > 0:06:22About?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27All right, forget it. Just stay out of the way, OK?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32MOBILE RINGS
0:06:32 > 0:06:35HE GROANS
0:06:49 > 0:06:53You all right? You been up to see Tommy?
0:06:53 > 0:06:57Yeah. Couldn't prise him away from Jean, though.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Little love.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Bianca's doing out the front...- OK. - ..and I'm doing the back.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Division of labour. It's good.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Kat, I don't want things to be awkward between us,
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- you know, after last week. - No. They won't. They won't.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Listen, I know it's not much,
0:07:16 > 0:07:18but it's not every day someone turns 50, so...
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Oi, you, shut your trap!
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- Ray needs to start prepping in here in a minute, OK?- Right, yeah.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- You got everything you need? - Yes, thank you.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51SHE SIGHS
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Perfect. Thank you. Yeah. We'll see you then.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Thursday at four.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59OK, bye. Bye.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02There you go. Well done. So you've...
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Oh, you've booked her in for Wednesday at four o'clock.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08That's the Wednesday column there. Oh, never mind.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Give her a call, rebook. Hello, love.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Hi. Hello.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Oh, I thought we were meeting for lunch?
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Yeah. Yeah, we are, babe.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- Look, Fats wants us to go down the pub later. You up for it? - Mrs Dickinson, hi,
0:08:21 > 0:08:23it's Lauren again from Booty's. Yeah.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25(I'm really busy, Joey.)
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Yeah, basically, I'm really sorry about this,
0:08:28 > 0:08:31but Thursday we're actually fully booked.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I know. Would you be able to come in on Wednesday?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Yep, same time, four o'clock.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Perfect. Thank you. Thank you, bye.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Ahh!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Ayesha, if you're going to do it, do it properly.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- You're going to have to help her... - What is going on?
0:08:49 > 0:08:50She's gone mad.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Did you speak to him?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55It's a little bit more delicate than we thought.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57If you're not going to deal with this, then I will.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00I've spoken to AJ - he's not in the business of encouraging her.
0:09:00 > 0:09:05- So let me just speak to Ayesha and get her side of the story. - I'll tell you how the story ends.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08If you keep pushing, you will drive them further together.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10We've all read Romeo And Juliet.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Oh!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Ayesha, grab your coat. Early lunch.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Don't you dare let me down. - All right.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Where did you get this? It's a death trap.- I borrowed it.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24I didn't know it was going to break down. Mum, where are you going?
0:09:24 > 0:09:29Walking. To my interview. Thanks for that(!)
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Yeah, I think it's just one of those 24 hour things, you know.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Just a quiet day in bed. Oh, cheers, Phil.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38OK, I'll see you tomorrow.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Oi, listen, mate, is there a garage around here?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49TABLE CREAKS
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Sorry, was that you?
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- No.- Table leg.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Easy mistake.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Table leg, real leg.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06I'm sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Me? Uncomfortable? No. HE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Uncle-Ji...
0:10:11 > 0:10:14What I do need to know...is...erm...
0:10:16 > 0:10:21..the leg...the caressing...
0:10:23 > 0:10:25It wasn't for me, was it?
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Oh.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34OK.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Wow. Erm...
0:10:43 > 0:10:47You know Zainab thinks you have feelings for AJ?
0:10:49 > 0:10:53You mean throwing water over Uncle AJ isn't a Masood family tradition?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01I didn't...plan for it, if that makes sense?
0:11:04 > 0:11:08No, it doesn't. Explain it to me.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11I can't.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Uncle-Ji, I don't even understand it myself.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Well...maybe I do understand it.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- You lost your father very suddenly... - This isn't about my father.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31I know, I'm not saying it is, but subconsciously it might be.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Ayesha, I remember my first crush.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38I was about 10 or 11.
0:11:38 > 0:11:43I was in the playground and my friend comes over to me and he says, "Meera loves you."
0:11:46 > 0:11:50My heart started to beat faster and I started to sweat,
0:11:50 > 0:11:51and then I looked over, and...
0:11:53 > 0:11:55..there she was,
0:11:55 > 0:11:58just staring right back at me,
0:11:58 > 0:12:00this beautiful thing, just...
0:12:02 > 0:12:04..just staring.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06What did you do?
0:12:06 > 0:12:10I ran away. SHE LAUGHS
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Ayesha, what I'm trying to say is...
0:12:14 > 0:12:17..people react differently to situations and events.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21You've been through a huge trauma. Whether you realise it or not,
0:12:21 > 0:12:24you still have to come to terms with it.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Thank you...for being so nice.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- Have you spoken to your dad today? - Relax, Mum. He's at that auction.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42Yeah. Right, I shouldn't be any later than three o'clock.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Unless you want to take Oscar to the dentist?
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- Cos you don't trust me here? - No. Of course I...trust you.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55I might not be taking my two maths exams today, Mum,
0:12:55 > 0:12:57but I am capable of answering a phone.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59I'm going. I'll see you.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01See you.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18You OK?
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Look, you made a mistake. We all make mistakes.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Let's say no more about it and I'll sort things out with Zee.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33I'll be discreet.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Dessert?
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Why not?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Thank you, Masood.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51You're a very kind man.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02(Masood.)
0:14:05 > 0:14:07You're having a laugh. I ain't helping you.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Stop being stupid. Abi said you would.- Speaking to you now, is she? - Yeah, she is.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12- When did you speak to her? - Just a minute ago.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Nice one - she's in the exam and her phone's off.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Listen, you'll have to get this out of here - I've got a cam belt change due in.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- What, you run this place by yourself?- Yeah. Most of the time.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Sometimes. Well, not really. What's it to you?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Look, let me use the kit and I'll give you a hand with the cam belt.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28And what do you know about cars?
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Enough to know it'll be quicker if I help. Deal?
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Finally. Working isn't all late starts and early breaks, you know. Here.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46It's not AJ.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49What? Then who? Who is it?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Zee, we have to let this one go. She's been through a terrible time.
0:14:52 > 0:14:57You know, all this - the letter, the lusting - it's classic displacement.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Classic displacement...?
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- You know who it is, don't you? - Sorry, guys, on lunch shift. Cheers.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- Either you tell me or I'm going to go ask her myself.- It's Ray.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09What, him?!
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Yeah. It's just a small crush, Zee.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Just promise me you won't say anything.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- Ray?!- Zee!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18OK, fine, I promise.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20The sooner that we find her a respectable man,
0:15:20 > 0:15:22the sooner I can relax.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Come on, put some muscle into it!
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Abi called. And she said the two exams went really well.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34She's answered all the questions so she's feeling much better.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38That's good, isn't it? Oh, where did you find that?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Does it matter where I found it?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42No, of course not. It's not like it's a secret or anything.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45It was just a little chat with my old nurse.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Went well, did it?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Yeah. Yeah, it was good.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54So how come when you were meant to be at the hospital last Wednesday,
0:15:54 > 0:15:56you were giving Roxy Mitchell a pedicure?
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Yes, it turns out I can use the booking system, after all.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Well, it was a mistake, wasn't it?
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Probably. I mean, you made one yourself this morning.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06You see how easy it is.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08PHONE RINGS
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Are you going to answer that?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Lauren, I'm not going to get into this with you.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Honestly, you wouldn't understand,
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- it was just a little chat with my old nurse. - RINGING CONTINUES
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Well, are you going to make another appointment?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Are you going to answer the phone?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24RINGING CONTINUES
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Good afternoon, Booty's. How can I help you?
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Yes, of course. What day would be good for you?
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Let me have a look for you.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Yeah, that should be fine. What sort of time?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Zee, do I really need to be doing this on my day off?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47If I want the regional manager's job, then I have to show initiative,
0:16:47 > 0:16:49and this is initiative.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50This is slave labour.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Zainab, I ain't being funny, but this milk is two days old.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- You have got some nerve.- Have I?
0:16:56 > 0:17:00- Mum...- You think I don't know that the Vic has its own special delivery of milk every morning?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- We ran out. What's the problem? - Zee, give him his refund.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07That poor girl has been through an unimaginable ordeal, all right?
0:17:07 > 0:17:11So you are just a rebound. Nothing more than that, OK?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14- So this tiptoeing courtship of yours, it can end any time.- What?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- What? You think I like him? - SHE LAUGHS
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- You can drop the act, Ayesha, we read the letter, we know you like him.- Oh!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22You read my letter?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Not on purpose.- What letter?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I think there's been a... misunderstanding.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Well, actually, you are kind of cute.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- Hey!- All right, that's enough! I think it's time for you to go.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34- Zainab is sorry about the milk. - I am not!
0:17:34 > 0:17:39- And that money's for you. Please don't talk to Ayesha like that again. - All right.- Thank you. Sorry.
0:17:41 > 0:17:46Somebody needs to tell me exactly what is going on here.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Kat, what are you doing?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55This was supposed to be done two hours ago.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Yeah, I'll get the swing of it by tomorrow.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Bianca's just finishing off in the toilets. Hello, Amy.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- Hey, darling, what you got there? - Amy, you ready?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- Um... She's got one of Tommy's toys. - Has she? That's nice.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- Amy, come on, let's go. - Amy, hold on a minute, darling.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Don't tell my daughter what to do, OK?
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Yeah, well, if you didn't let her take Tommy's toys, I wouldn't have to. Can I have that?
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Amy, you go wait and in the bar for Mummy, OK? Go on. Be a good girl.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22All right, now, that is enough.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25- I don't know who you think you are. - Really?- Yeah, really!
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Oi, oi, what's with the racket, eh?
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Nothing. I was just getting Tommy's toy back from Amy, that's all.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- OK, so what's the problem, then? - ROXY LAUGHS
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- What are you smirking at?- Kat, don't start, darling, all right?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- Look at her - giving orders like she's the Queen of Sheba. - You know what?
0:18:38 > 0:18:40All I've done is be nice to you
0:18:40 > 0:18:43- and all you've done is come in here shouting the odds again.- Yeah?
0:18:43 > 0:18:47- Well, you can stick your nice and you can stick your job!- Good.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- Can you believe that? Can you believe that?!- Let it go, Rox.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- You get Jean back here, all right? Cos she's gone and the other one's gone as well, all right?- Sssh!
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Stop shouting. Calm down.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01It's not worth it, all right? Just... Come on.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Let it go, yeah?
0:19:07 > 0:19:12I don't care that she didn't tell me, just lying to my face - that's pathetic.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15It's like she don't remember what happened last time.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Well, why don't you go and talk to her, eh?
0:19:18 > 0:19:21No, I'm done talking now.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24FRONT DOOR OPENS
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Sorry, I didn't know there was anyone in.- You all right?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Yeah, I'm fine.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Yeah, you were right, your valve stem oil seal's knackered.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Oh. Can you get one at trade price? - Over my dead body.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Phil, do you know Dexter?
0:19:45 > 0:19:48No, I don't. Is he paying?
0:19:49 > 0:19:53No, I didn't think so. Now, get this motor out of here and get cracking on what I pay you to do.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- Hold on, can I just say...? - No, you can't say anything.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- Excuse me? Is there a problem? - And you are?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01No, it's all right, Mum. I got this.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Mummy to the rescue. Do me a favour!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Listen, old man, I don't know who you are or what you want.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- I own this place.- Then you should be thanking me for helping out Jay.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12I'll thank you when you pay me some money.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13I've got money. How much is it?
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Mum, what's wrong with you? Put it away, man, we ain't got it. I'm dealing with it.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19So what do you know about motors?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21I watch Top Gear every week.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25- No, I'm joking. I could strip these in my sleep.- All right.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28You come back tomorrow and you pay me back in time.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Now, get this place cleaned up.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36So how was the interview, Mum?
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Yeah, fine. Did he just offer you a job?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Stop crowding me!
0:20:45 > 0:20:46But it smells so good.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50- You won't be able to smell anything in a minute if you don't back up! - Everything all right, Zee?
0:20:50 > 0:20:53I don't know, why don't you ask Ray?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55OK, I'm still a bit confused as to what actually happened.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59- Yes, that makes two of us. - Here, you - make yourself useful.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03So she doesn't actually like Ray but she wrote him a letter?
0:21:03 > 0:21:04No, she didn't.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Why would she like Ray, anyway?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09OK, sure, you look at Ray and you think, "Ooh, steak,
0:21:09 > 0:21:14"sirloin, meaty." Am I right, Zainab?
0:21:14 > 0:21:19- Huh?- But after steak, you feel bloated, cheap. Ayesha is classy.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21- She's more...sushi than steak. - All right.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Look, can we just respect her privacy, please? Just a little?
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Thank you, Masood. This is what I'm saying.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30A piece of skirt like that deserves respect, innit?
0:21:30 > 0:21:34- I'm all about the feminism. I bet that letter was proper dirty, though.- Oi, that's enough!
0:21:34 > 0:21:38- Give me a taster... - ZAINAB CLEARS HER THROAT
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Oh. Hi.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42AJ CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:21:42 > 0:21:43How are you?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45I wanted some water.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49And instead you got an earful from a Neanderthal. All of you, out, please.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Will you just help me finish laying the table, please?
0:21:52 > 0:21:53That means now, Tam. Let's go.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55- Out.- OK!
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Ah, isn't that nice?
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Finally some peace and quiet.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13It's why I like to cook. You know, it gives me some me time,
0:22:13 > 0:22:17some time to just relax... in private.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22Which is what you have here, Ayesha. You have privacy...
0:22:22 > 0:22:24if you want it.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27But if you leave things lying about like that, then, you know...
0:22:29 > 0:22:31I understand. Thank you.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36CUTLERY RATTLES
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Yeah, yeah, you know, that skirting board,
0:22:41 > 0:22:44that's going to need replacing.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47These are on me.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49No, they ain't.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50It's just a drink.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- What?- Why don't you go home, eh? Go and see your wife.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06You know, the other one.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08See you later.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- Service that bad, is it?- In what world do you think this ends well?
0:23:16 > 0:23:19So there were, like, 15 of us, right...
0:23:19 > 0:23:23- 15? Wow.- Yeah, and there were four modules to complete.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27And at the end they gave us this, like, little USB with all the presentations on.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30You know what? I think I've got it in here somewhere. It's so cool.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32And the guy who was, like, running it all,
0:23:32 > 0:23:35he said I had a natural talent.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Oh, you see? That is my baby. Look at you.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- Now, you see this guy?- Mmm. - He wasn't sexier than Fats, was he?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43How could he be sexier than you?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Oh, you sexy little thing, you.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Come here. You're so beautiful. You're so clever.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52- POPPY GIGGLES - Look at your hair, so shiny.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Lauren, how drunk are you? Eh?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Just get me the same again.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Actually, no, I'll have slimline this time, yeah? Thank you.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12You all right?
0:24:27 > 0:24:28May I be excused?
0:24:38 > 0:24:42- So when do I get to see this letter? - Good day at work, was it?
0:24:42 > 0:24:44- I was ill.- You were hungover.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Excuse me.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Ayesha? Er...
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Zainab found the letter. We weren't rooting around.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59And I'm really sorry about that whole Ray thing.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05It's not your fault. You were just protecting us.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Was I? Yeah, well, I suppose I was.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Thank you, Masood.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15You know, for not telling Aunty-Ji who the letter was really for.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Yes, that's because you said it didn't mean anything.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20So why not tell her the truth?
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Because there's no truth to tell.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Listen, Ayesha, I've tried to be nice and understanding about all this,
0:25:27 > 0:25:31but whatever you're feeling, it's not real, and it has to end now. Do you understand?
0:25:41 > 0:25:44- Where did you get Cora's keys from? - They're not Cora's, they're Poppy's.
0:25:44 > 0:25:49- You nicked them? Lauren, she's going to notice.- Yes, well, we'd better be quick, then.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Oh, I say.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47KNOCK AT DOOR
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Who is it?
0:26:58 > 0:27:00It's Bianca.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03You all right?
0:27:08 > 0:27:12You're lucky I didn't keep it all for myself.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13Cheers.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15She paid us for a full day.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18And, yeah, I got the sack and all.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19I'm sorry, Bianca.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21It's all right. Look, you left these.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Oh.
0:27:23 > 0:27:24I forgot about them.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30None of this would have happened if you'd have just let me knock her out.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32BOTH LAUGH
0:27:32 > 0:27:36- Roxy wasn't really up for talking about any kind of pay-off, but I got this.- She gave it to you?
0:27:36 > 0:27:40No, but finders keepers, I say.
0:27:40 > 0:27:41I'll get the glasses.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26Getting stuck in, Dot?
0:28:30 > 0:28:32They're not mine.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39- I haven't got 'em. - You know what that means, don't you?
0:28:39 > 0:28:42Oh, great. Great. Why don't you go round there and pick them up?
0:28:42 > 0:28:44Why don't you introduce yourself while you're there?
0:28:44 > 0:28:47Joey, go and make yourself useful, will ya?
0:28:47 > 0:28:48All right. See ya.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55You going to get dressed today or what?
0:28:55 > 0:28:57You know you make it very hard for me and your mum
0:28:57 > 0:28:58to be proud of you, Lauren.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00Oh, thanks.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02When was the last time you had a shower?
0:29:04 > 0:29:06Hello, dar...
0:29:06 > 0:29:09I got enough on my plate without the latest Lauren drama.
0:29:09 > 0:29:10We need to talk about Kirsty.
0:29:10 > 0:29:13- Babe, can we do it later? I got to make this phone call.- Max!
0:29:13 > 0:29:15Hang on.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17Hello, mate. You all right?
0:29:17 > 0:29:19It isn't funny.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21No, it's not. It's hilarious.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24She's your granddaughter.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26Thanks for pointing that out, Dot,
0:29:26 > 0:29:30but I don't think Alzheimer's has set in just yet.
0:29:30 > 0:29:32Where are you going?
0:29:32 > 0:29:34Work.
0:29:34 > 0:29:35Work?
0:29:39 > 0:29:42Oh, hello, Mrs Branning. Um.
0:29:42 > 0:29:46We haven't properly met yet, which is funny,
0:29:46 > 0:29:48seeing as I live in your house.
0:29:48 > 0:29:51Yes, highly amusing.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53I'm Poppy.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55How do you do?
0:29:55 > 0:29:56KNOCK ON DOOR
0:30:02 > 0:30:06Mrs B? Mrs B! I haven't seen you in so long.
0:30:06 > 0:30:10It's so good to see you. I have missed you so much.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12Oh, my goodness. Look at you. You are looking good.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15And those earrings, they're looking sharp. So sharp they're dangerous.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17- SHE LAUGHS - I've had 'em pierced.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20It was all down to Dotty, I'll tell you about it later.
0:30:20 > 0:30:23Oh, I've missed you, Arthur.
0:30:23 > 0:30:27- There was no need to make such a fuss of me.- What?
0:30:27 > 0:30:31Still, you've bought them now, so... Thank you very much.
0:30:31 > 0:30:35Yeah, well...of course. I mean, welcome home, Mrs B.
0:30:35 > 0:30:39To the prettiest Poppy on the block.
0:30:39 > 0:30:40Poppy?
0:30:42 > 0:30:44HE CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY
0:30:44 > 0:30:46Yes. Poppy.
0:30:56 > 0:31:00Morning. Sleep well?
0:31:00 > 0:31:02It's midday.
0:31:03 > 0:31:07So it is. Would you like a tea?
0:31:07 > 0:31:10Kettle's just boiled.
0:31:10 > 0:31:12Or there's juice in the fridge.
0:31:12 > 0:31:16With bits, I think, if you like bits.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19If you don't mind them. I like it smooth.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21But does Zainab ever listen?
0:31:21 > 0:31:24Or at least she does and then she wilfully ignores me,
0:31:24 > 0:31:26which isn't out of character...
0:31:29 > 0:31:32- Ayesha, about last night... - Where's Aunty-Ji?
0:31:32 > 0:31:33Minute Mart.
0:31:41 > 0:31:42Kim.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45Wait up. Kim!
0:31:48 > 0:31:50You keep 'em.
0:31:50 > 0:31:51Don't you like them?
0:31:51 > 0:31:53No, no, it's not that.
0:31:53 > 0:31:57Where am I going to put a vase of flowers when I'm homeless?
0:31:57 > 0:31:59Mrs B hasn't chucked you out.
0:31:59 > 0:32:02No. Not yet. But she don't like me though.
0:32:02 > 0:32:06Oh, baby, how could she not like you, huh?
0:32:06 > 0:32:08You did not see the way she looked at me.
0:32:08 > 0:32:12Right, listen. Mrs B, she's just like a pussycat.
0:32:12 > 0:32:15Yeah? You've just got to know how to stroke her.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18Will you teach me?
0:32:20 > 0:32:22Course. Come on.
0:32:22 > 0:32:23Babe, please, I'm really hungry.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26Meaning what? You're incapable of human thought?
0:32:26 > 0:32:28- I've got work in five minutes. - I have got a job too, Max.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30Which is exactly why we need to sort this out
0:32:30 > 0:32:32so we can both get on with our lives.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35- You've got to do something. - What do you mean? Like what?
0:32:35 > 0:32:38Well, I don't know. Get on to your solicitor, threaten her, something!
0:32:38 > 0:32:41Don't be silly. That's exactly what she wants.
0:32:41 > 0:32:42No, Max, it's what I want.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44DOORBELL RINGS
0:32:50 > 0:32:53You all right, Dot? Welcome back.
0:32:53 > 0:32:54Thank you.
0:32:54 > 0:32:57Oh, hello, Dot. It's lovely to see you. Come in.
0:32:57 > 0:32:59Thank you very much. Now, I'm not stopping.
0:32:59 > 0:33:02I've come to see you as a matter of priority.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04Oh, right. Come through.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06Can I take your coat?
0:33:06 > 0:33:08No, well, I don't think I'll stay for long.
0:33:11 > 0:33:13You smell that? Beautiful.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16Oi! Patience.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18Never been big on that.
0:33:18 > 0:33:19Oh, yeah?
0:33:19 > 0:33:23Now what if I told you that this was going to be the richest, darkest,
0:33:23 > 0:33:27finest piece of damn chocolate pudding you've ever tasted?
0:33:27 > 0:33:29How do you know what I've tasted?
0:33:29 > 0:33:31Oh, hello. Something tells me...
0:33:31 > 0:33:33Just teasing.
0:33:33 > 0:33:35Kim, hi.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37All right? What you looking so jumpy for?
0:33:37 > 0:33:38I haven't got a bunny up my top.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40However, I've got a couple of puppies.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42SHE LAUGHS
0:33:42 > 0:33:44- What you doing here? - Clubbing, by the looks of it.
0:33:44 > 0:33:50Was passing by and I thought I'd drop by to tell you...
0:33:50 > 0:33:52I've got some of your stuff.
0:33:52 > 0:33:53What stuff?
0:33:53 > 0:33:58Stuff that belongs to you, like CDs...
0:33:58 > 0:34:02- Keep them. - And other stuff as well.
0:34:04 > 0:34:09So I was thinking that, if you want to pop by later,
0:34:09 > 0:34:11I can get some wine in.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13Look, I'm working.
0:34:13 > 0:34:15Yeah, but I stay up late. You know that.
0:34:15 > 0:34:18- I'll give you two some space. - There's no need for that.
0:34:18 > 0:34:19That'd be great, yeah.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25Look, we're not together any more, Kim.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28I know. I know that, Ray.
0:34:28 > 0:34:32But it doesn't mean that we can't be friends, does it?
0:34:34 > 0:34:39So, pop round later, glass of wine. That's what friends do, innit?
0:34:43 > 0:34:45There you go.
0:34:45 > 0:34:48I've just been saying to Tanya, I went to visit your father.
0:34:48 > 0:34:49Oh, yeah?
0:34:49 > 0:34:55He's still heartbroken. His eldest, cut down at such a tender age.
0:34:55 > 0:34:59Such a nice, generous man. Lovely manners.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01Yeah, we're all still reeling, to be honest.
0:35:01 > 0:35:02FLOORBOARDS CREAK
0:35:02 > 0:35:05Lauren, is that you? Come and say hello to your Grandma.
0:35:05 > 0:35:06Hi, Grandma.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08Lauren.
0:35:08 > 0:35:11- It's nice to see you, but I'm late.- Late?
0:35:11 > 0:35:14Yeah. For a thing.
0:35:14 > 0:35:15Lauren?
0:35:15 > 0:35:18I'm so sorry, Dot. I'll be talking to her later.
0:35:18 > 0:35:23Well, actually, I was hoping to see her later on by myself.
0:35:23 > 0:35:28You know, time has taught me that death casts a long shadow
0:35:28 > 0:35:32and Jim has made me promise on his behalf,
0:35:32 > 0:35:34that I would take care of the whole family.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36Starting from tonight.
0:35:36 > 0:35:40You're all invited for a meal at 5.00 at mine.
0:35:40 > 0:35:45You know, Jack, Carol, children, grandchildren, everyone.
0:35:45 > 0:35:48Oh, Dot, that's a lovely gesture, but there's a lot of us though.
0:35:48 > 0:35:49Sure you've got room?
0:35:49 > 0:35:51I'm not talking about a banquet, Tanya,
0:35:51 > 0:35:55I'm talking about a family gathering at a time of crisis.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57Well, I could always sit on Jack's knee.
0:35:57 > 0:36:00I tell you what, why don't we go to the Vic for the gathering?
0:36:00 > 0:36:03- On Max, of course.- Yeah, or a curry?
0:36:03 > 0:36:07Oh, no. Oh, no, them spices, they play havoc with my stomach.
0:36:07 > 0:36:08What's wrong with the Vic?
0:36:08 > 0:36:10Nothing.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12Good. Right, well, that's decided then.
0:36:12 > 0:36:16All right. Ooh, we mustn't forget Alice.
0:36:16 > 0:36:19And Derek's son. What's his name?
0:36:19 > 0:36:21Joey.
0:36:21 > 0:36:24Joey. It's about time I got to know him.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30- Rashid? I thought that was... - You think it's a bad idea?
0:36:30 > 0:36:32No, no, I did not say that.
0:36:32 > 0:36:36I just think it's going to take a bit of delicate handling.
0:36:36 > 0:36:39Luckily for you, I was born with a pair of kid gloves.
0:36:39 > 0:36:40SHE LAUGHS LOUDLY
0:36:40 > 0:36:43Now, where did I put Rashid's mother's number?
0:36:45 > 0:36:48Here, Ayesha, you sure you want to do this?
0:36:49 > 0:36:51Why?
0:36:51 > 0:36:54Cos in the real world, match making don't work...
0:36:54 > 0:36:59No, scratch that, relationships don't work. End of.
0:36:59 > 0:37:00Don't you listen to her, OK.
0:37:00 > 0:37:04This isn't match making, this is finding a husband. It's different.
0:37:04 > 0:37:06OK, are we ready?
0:37:09 > 0:37:11I didn't want to say nothing in front of Max,
0:37:11 > 0:37:15seeing as he's in mourning. But now I've got you...
0:37:16 > 0:37:20- Oh, whose are those? - That is a good question.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22And one that I would be asking your daughter
0:37:22 > 0:37:24if she'd had the courage to face me.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Sorry, Dot. You've lost me.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29Well, yesterday was not a good day.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31Sandy had bought me one of them Sat-things, you know, so I
0:37:31 > 0:37:35didn't get lost, and she took me so many times around a roundabout
0:37:35 > 0:37:36that I had one of my dizzy turns.
0:37:36 > 0:37:39When she finally got me back on track,
0:37:39 > 0:37:43my nerves were shot to pieces and I had to stop for a cup of strong tea.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45And you know them motorway cafes,
0:37:45 > 0:37:48they don't know the meaning of the word strong.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50Sorry, what's all this got to do with Lauren?
0:37:50 > 0:37:53Well, the only thing that was getting me through
0:37:53 > 0:37:57was the thought of being back in my own home, in my own sitting room,
0:37:57 > 0:38:00sitting on my own sofa with a cup of strong tea.
0:38:00 > 0:38:03And what do I find when I open the door?
0:38:03 > 0:38:09Your daughter, sprawled on my sofa with the mystery owner of these.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11I shall never be able to look at my anti-maccasars again.
0:38:11 > 0:38:14Well, not until they've had a good wash.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17I don't know what to say, Dot.
0:38:17 > 0:38:21I know that Lauren is taking her uncle's death to heart,
0:38:21 > 0:38:26but that is no reason why such behaviour should go unchecked.
0:38:26 > 0:38:29Well, no. You're absolutely right, Dot.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31Trust me, it won't. Thank you.
0:38:41 > 0:38:42What's all that about?
0:38:42 > 0:38:44We've got a problem.
0:38:44 > 0:38:49Well, yes, of course. We understand, yeah. OK. Thank you.
0:38:49 > 0:38:50Bye-bye.
0:38:54 > 0:38:55Aunty-Ji?
0:38:58 > 0:39:00Rashid is coming over tomorrow for tea.
0:39:02 > 0:39:05That is not the reaction that I was expecting.
0:39:05 > 0:39:10Just imagine, Ayesha, you could be starting your life again. Imagine that.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12I think she is.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14I'm excited. Really.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16It's OK to be nervous, you know.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19No, no. I'm not nervous. It's just...
0:39:19 > 0:39:21What will I say after last time?
0:39:23 > 0:39:25And how will I know if I like him?
0:39:27 > 0:39:29How will I know if he likes me?
0:39:29 > 0:39:32Luckily for you, I am very experienced in these matters.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35Ooh, we doing advice? Excellent, grab a pen.
0:39:35 > 0:39:36A pen?
0:39:40 > 0:39:42That's what you dragged me here for?
0:39:42 > 0:39:44Dad, I don't want to go back to college.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46Lauren, it isn't a yes or a no sort of a deal.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48Pick a course, will ya?
0:39:48 > 0:39:51I thought the Max Branning dictatorship ended when I was 18.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53I've got two words for you - Dot's sofa.
0:39:53 > 0:39:55I know you're young, I appreciate all that.
0:39:55 > 0:39:58But you go around acting like nothing you do matters.
0:39:58 > 0:40:01- That's what Mum does, I don't.- Prove it. Start taking life seriously.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03And that's it? You ain't going to yell at me, or..?
0:40:03 > 0:40:06What do you want me to do? Dock your pocket money?
0:40:06 > 0:40:09Think we're moved on from that, Lauren, don't you?
0:40:09 > 0:40:12You're an intelligent young woman. Just start acting like one.
0:40:18 > 0:40:20Oh, and we've got a family dinner in the Vic, yeah? 5 o'clock.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22Family?
0:40:22 > 0:40:26Yep. It's all right, don't panic. Joey's off the guest list.
0:40:26 > 0:40:28Ayesha does not need to worry about that particular type of man.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31What particular type? They're all that type.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34Hold on, what about the type that takes in damsels in distress?
0:40:34 > 0:40:35Good point.
0:40:35 > 0:40:39One, I'm not a damsel, two, I'm not in distress.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41And three, this isn't about you, Ian.
0:40:41 > 0:40:45Then there's Masood. He is a kind, honourable man.
0:40:45 > 0:40:50Yes, they are not all bad, but they are all emotionally backward.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53Hey, Masood happens to be highly intellectual.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55They can be saying one thing to you, you know,
0:40:55 > 0:40:58they can be going around telling the world that they love your sister
0:40:58 > 0:41:00and then they can turn around the next minute
0:41:00 > 0:41:03and they can be kissing you and no, that's no contradiction, is it?
0:41:03 > 0:41:05You're confusing the poor girl.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07Ignore her.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10OK, to simplify, and write this down,
0:41:10 > 0:41:15now when a man says something to you,
0:41:15 > 0:41:19you don't take it at face value, yeah?
0:41:19 > 0:41:21You look for the hidden meaning. All right?
0:41:21 > 0:41:23- Are you quite finished? - I'm not even started yet.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25- Masood. Masood, tell her.- Huh?
0:41:25 > 0:41:28Tell her that you're one of the good guys.
0:41:28 > 0:41:30What are we talking about?
0:41:30 > 0:41:34Umm, I've decided to give it another go with Rashid.
0:41:36 > 0:41:37OK.
0:41:37 > 0:41:41- Lauren's going to college?- Yeah. - What's so funny about that?
0:41:41 > 0:41:44You're not the only one with a brain, you know.
0:41:44 > 0:41:45How was your biology exam?
0:41:45 > 0:41:46Oh, I dunno.
0:41:46 > 0:41:49I ran out of time, but I think I answered most of the questions.
0:41:49 > 0:41:53- My knees just kept shaking. - I'm sure you did brilliantly.
0:41:53 > 0:41:54I'm proud of the pair of you.
0:41:54 > 0:41:57I hope you're going to take this college course more seriously
0:41:57 > 0:41:59than your shift at Booty's.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02You know why I walked out. Have you phoned the hospital yet?
0:42:02 > 0:42:04Not now, Lauren.
0:42:04 > 0:42:06You got a death wish, have you?
0:42:06 > 0:42:08Shockingly, this weren't my idea.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10The whole family, is it?
0:42:10 > 0:42:13My invitation must've got lost in the post.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15You don't normally wait for an invite.
0:42:15 > 0:42:19Babe, why don't you go and sit down, I'll get the drinks in.
0:42:19 > 0:42:21Come on then, jump down.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25- Kirsty, play nice, will you? Please? - You know me, Max.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28- Get us a large whisky, will ya? - Everything all right?
0:42:28 > 0:42:29Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31I'm having scampi.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33You do know scampi is fish?
0:42:33 > 0:42:36Don't be stupid. It's not, is it, Mum?
0:42:36 > 0:42:38Go and ask your cousin. Here you are.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41Oh, good. I was worried I was going to be late.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43Is Joey coming?
0:42:43 > 0:42:45- Nah, he was busy.- Typical.
0:42:45 > 0:42:48Oh, great. Does anyone else want to qualify as family?
0:42:48 > 0:42:50The Masoods? Ian Beale?
0:42:50 > 0:42:54You getting them in, Max? Whisky. Make mine a double.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56That's brilliant, I didn't know drinks were included.
0:42:56 > 0:43:00- They're not, Bianca. - Oh, stop it and get your wallet out.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07Dot.
0:43:07 > 0:43:09THEY GREET HER
0:43:09 > 0:43:12- Ah!- Hi, Grandma.
0:43:16 > 0:43:20Denise, wait up. You see that?
0:43:20 > 0:43:23That there is the fourth text message that she's sent me today.
0:43:23 > 0:43:26You need to tell your sister to leave me alone.
0:43:26 > 0:43:28Well, considering my sister can't stand the sight of me
0:43:28 > 0:43:31since you dumped her, I'd say the answer to that question,
0:43:31 > 0:43:34no, sorry, demand, is no.
0:43:34 > 0:43:36HE SIGHS
0:43:36 > 0:43:37All right, look, listen.
0:43:37 > 0:43:39I don't want to hurt her feelings, all right?
0:43:39 > 0:43:41But that girl's skin is thicker than an elephant.
0:43:41 > 0:43:44Oi. You watch it. My sister is as sensitive as they come.
0:43:44 > 0:43:48Exactly. I mean, you know her better than anyone, right?
0:43:50 > 0:43:54Just think about it. Save her from making a fool of herself.
0:43:54 > 0:43:56I mean, she's got to come round, right?
0:44:00 > 0:44:03- Oh, yeah, just the steak please. - Dripping with blood, right?
0:44:03 > 0:44:05No, I'll have it well done.
0:44:05 > 0:44:10Here, isn't that my overall? Let's have a look.
0:44:12 > 0:44:15Here, look. There's that cigarette burn in my pocket.
0:44:15 > 0:44:18- What are you doing with it? - Comes with the job, Dot.
0:44:18 > 0:44:20Job? At the launderette?
0:44:20 > 0:44:23Come on, Dot. Give me a break.
0:44:23 > 0:44:26You didn't really think Mr P was going to keep the job open
0:44:26 > 0:44:28indefinitely, did you?
0:44:28 > 0:44:29GLASS TINKLING
0:44:29 > 0:44:32Right. Quiet, please, you noisy lot.
0:44:32 > 0:44:35I'd like everyone to join me in raising their glasses.
0:44:35 > 0:44:38- It's lovely to have Dot back. - THEY CHEER
0:44:38 > 0:44:40Where she belongs.
0:44:40 > 0:44:42Place hasn't been the same without you, Dot.
0:44:42 > 0:44:44I'm not so sure of that.
0:44:44 > 0:44:47Anyway, I'm sure that Jim would send his love, if he could.
0:44:47 > 0:44:50And I know he'd love to be here, but there we are.
0:44:50 > 0:44:52You know, he's very fond of his family.
0:44:52 > 0:44:56But anyway, thank you all for coming.
0:44:56 > 0:44:59Oh, Alice, isn't your brother joining us?
0:44:59 > 0:45:01I can call him if you like?
0:45:01 > 0:45:04Er, no, no. He said something else on, so...
0:45:04 > 0:45:07Anyway, Dot, what d'you think about Sharon joining the family?
0:45:07 > 0:45:09Think that's up to Jack to break that news, isn't it?
0:45:09 > 0:45:12Yeah, I wasn't going to tell you in such a public forum,
0:45:12 > 0:45:15but yes, me and Sharon, we're engaged.
0:45:15 > 0:45:21No! Oh, Sharon. Oh, how lovely! Oh, what a beautiful ring.
0:45:21 > 0:45:23Oh, I'm ever so pleased for you.
0:45:23 > 0:45:28Cos life hasn't been easy for you, has it? Nor for Jack.
0:45:28 > 0:45:30How's your little boy? How's Dennis?
0:45:30 > 0:45:33Oh, he's not so little any more. But he's gorgeous.
0:45:33 > 0:45:34He's terrorising Ian tonight.
0:45:34 > 0:45:36So you'll have to come and see him.
0:45:36 > 0:45:38Oh, I'd love to. Or you could come to mine.
0:45:38 > 0:45:41- Oi, you going to the bar? - Yeah.- You know the drill.
0:45:41 > 0:45:45We're a bit empty here, Uncle Max. Cheers. That'd be nice.
0:45:46 > 0:45:47Hey, Max.
0:45:48 > 0:45:50You and Kirsty, is that a done thing or
0:45:50 > 0:45:52we still talking present tense?
0:45:52 > 0:45:55- Nah, nah, nah. It's all history, innit.- Yeah?
0:45:55 > 0:45:59So I wouldn't be knocking anyone's nose out of joint if I, you know...?
0:45:59 > 0:46:01No, it's all right. Go on. Crack on.
0:46:01 > 0:46:03Nice one. Always like to ask.
0:46:03 > 0:46:05You know, gentleman's code n'all that.
0:46:05 > 0:46:08Yeah, well, thought you'd had enough of that after Kim.
0:46:08 > 0:46:09- Eh?- High maintenance.
0:46:25 > 0:46:28You're early. Thought you were working...
0:46:28 > 0:46:32Kim, wait. Kim, please, just five minutes.
0:46:32 > 0:46:34I'm busy.
0:46:34 > 0:46:38You look nice. What, you going out?
0:46:38 > 0:46:40SHE SIGHS
0:46:40 > 0:46:43OK, look. No, you're right, you're right.
0:46:44 > 0:46:48I'm not going to patronise you by dressing this up.
0:46:48 > 0:46:51So I'm just going to come out with it
0:46:51 > 0:46:54because it's kinder than the alternative
0:46:54 > 0:47:00and, in the long run, I hope that you'll be able to see that...
0:47:03 > 0:47:05This is you coming out with it?
0:47:05 > 0:47:07Ray came to see me.
0:47:07 > 0:47:12Look, I know this is hard, but he's moved on.
0:47:13 > 0:47:15What? To you?
0:47:15 > 0:47:17No, of course not.
0:47:17 > 0:47:19You're not totally deluded, then.
0:47:28 > 0:47:30You really think this is going to work, babe?
0:47:30 > 0:47:34Trust me. This is going to be the start of a beautiful friendship.
0:47:34 > 0:47:36All right? Come on.
0:47:41 > 0:47:42S'cuse me.
0:47:45 > 0:47:48S'cuse me. Yeah, you.
0:47:48 > 0:47:51Can I have another glass, please? That's got lipstick on it.
0:47:51 > 0:47:53Did another woman get there first again?
0:47:53 > 0:47:55You going to let her talk to me like that?
0:47:55 > 0:47:57Babe, just ignore her, will ya?
0:47:57 > 0:47:59- You look tired, Tanya. - Excuse me?- Kirsty...
0:47:59 > 0:48:02- Did Oscar keep you up? - Kirsty, don't do this.
0:48:02 > 0:48:06After his bike accident, I thought he might be a bit unsettled?
0:48:06 > 0:48:10- He's fine.- I'm glad to hear it. - Good.- Poor little poppet.
0:48:11 > 0:48:13Talk to me.
0:48:13 > 0:48:16It was nothing, just a little scrape that's all. Jack was there.
0:48:16 > 0:48:19Yeah. So was she, by all accounts. Why didn't you tell me?
0:48:19 > 0:48:21Cos there's nothing to tell.
0:48:21 > 0:48:23Come to think of it, why didn't Oscar tell me?
0:48:23 > 0:48:25Babe, I got no idea.
0:48:25 > 0:48:27- Did you tell him not to? - Don't be stupid.
0:48:27 > 0:48:29Did you tell our five-year-old son to cover for you?
0:48:29 > 0:48:32- He didn't really do anything, I mean...- Stay out of it.
0:48:32 > 0:48:36- Babe, don't be paranoid.- Paranoid? The woman is obsessed with you!
0:48:36 > 0:48:38Max, you're not having another affair, are you?
0:48:38 > 0:48:40- No, Dot, I'm not.- Who knows?
0:48:40 > 0:48:43Strictly speaking, she's right. You are having an affair, Max.
0:48:43 > 0:48:45With Tanya.
0:48:45 > 0:48:47Seeing as we're the ones married.
0:48:48 > 0:48:51It's lovely to finally meet my mother-in-law.
0:48:53 > 0:48:55I'm Kirsty.
0:48:55 > 0:48:56How do you do?
0:49:08 > 0:49:10Is everything OK?
0:49:14 > 0:49:15Masood.
0:49:20 > 0:49:24About Rashid. Do you really think it's a good idea?
0:49:27 > 0:49:28Well...
0:49:30 > 0:49:34If it's what you want and you don't feel pressurised into it...
0:49:34 > 0:49:36You think I should wait?
0:49:40 > 0:49:43I think you should do what makes you happy, Ayesha.
0:49:59 > 0:50:02You know, Max, I'd have thought you'd've learnt your lesson
0:50:02 > 0:50:04with poor dear Bradley.
0:50:04 > 0:50:06Dot, can you just give me a chance to explain?
0:50:06 > 0:50:10And listen to more of your lies? I don't think so.
0:50:10 > 0:50:13- Tell her, will you?- Tell her what? Frankly, I'm confused.
0:50:13 > 0:50:15Me an' all, Max. Want to explain this one again?
0:50:15 > 0:50:18I thought you said this was going to be boring.
0:50:18 > 0:50:19Bianca!
0:50:19 > 0:50:23It's simple. Uncle Max was getting married to Aunty Tanya again,
0:50:23 > 0:50:25and then that lady turned up
0:50:25 > 0:50:28and said she was already married to Uncle Max, so they had to
0:50:28 > 0:50:31cancel the wedding and then Uncle Derek dropped down dead.
0:50:31 > 0:50:32Shush, Tiffany!
0:50:32 > 0:50:35What? She's right, that is, well, that is what happened.
0:50:35 > 0:50:38No, it's not exactly what happened, thank you, Lauren.
0:50:38 > 0:50:41Joey! You came.
0:50:42 > 0:50:43Thought you were busy.
0:50:43 > 0:50:46Come and sit down, the food's just got here.
0:50:46 > 0:50:50Grandma Dot, this is my brother, Joey.
0:50:52 > 0:50:53Your brother?
0:50:53 > 0:50:55- Yeah.- What, Derek's boy?
0:50:55 > 0:50:57Yeah. Why, what's wrong?
0:50:58 > 0:51:01But THEY are cousins.
0:51:01 > 0:51:04Dot, can we just do this another time, yeah, please?
0:51:04 > 0:51:07- You knew?- Knew what? What's she talking about?
0:51:07 > 0:51:10- Nothing, just ignore her, all right? - Are Lauren and Joey together?
0:51:10 > 0:51:12Lauren and Joey what?
0:51:12 > 0:51:14Seriously?
0:51:14 > 0:51:15Lauren and Joey what, Mum?
0:51:18 > 0:51:22Eurrgh! That's like me kissing Abi on the mouth.
0:51:22 > 0:51:24Morgan, stop it.
0:51:24 > 0:51:27What, no Bible quote for this one, Dorothy?
0:51:27 > 0:51:30It isn't about religion. It's not healthy.
0:51:38 > 0:51:41Eww! This is awful, she's going to hate it.
0:51:41 > 0:51:44Pops, come on, babe, all right? This is her favourite.
0:51:44 > 0:51:46One bite of this and Mrs B is going to regret
0:51:46 > 0:51:49staying away so long, OK?
0:51:54 > 0:51:56Makes you wonder what Max and Tanya are playing at.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58Make sure you brush your teeth.
0:51:58 > 0:52:00Don't try and trick me with chewing gum.
0:52:00 > 0:52:02It's not like it's incest. They're not breaking the law.
0:52:02 > 0:52:04It's a bit creepy though, innit?
0:52:04 > 0:52:05Oh, come on, you can't tell me
0:52:05 > 0:52:09you wasn't sitting there thinking the exact same thing?
0:52:11 > 0:52:14Do you want to take your brother upstairs?
0:52:14 > 0:52:15I'll be up in a bit.
0:52:21 > 0:52:22You OK?
0:52:24 > 0:52:26They're ashamed of me, aren't they?
0:52:28 > 0:52:34Wow, if humiliating is on a scale, then what's just happened tonight
0:52:34 > 0:52:36is so far off it, we're on another street.
0:52:36 > 0:52:39Babe, it'll be fine, won't it? Honestly, it'll blow over.
0:52:39 > 0:52:43That's your response to everything, innit? Head firmly in the sand.
0:52:47 > 0:52:48About Oscar.
0:52:48 > 0:52:52I mean, Kirsty really was just passing when he fell off his bike.
0:52:52 > 0:52:54It's all right. I trust you.
0:52:54 > 0:52:56Really?
0:53:03 > 0:53:05What did Ray want?
0:53:05 > 0:53:06What do you mean?
0:53:06 > 0:53:08I saw you talking to him.
0:53:08 > 0:53:11Oh, nothing. He just fancies Kirsty.
0:53:11 > 0:53:13Really?
0:53:13 > 0:53:16Yeah. I told him, you know, go for it.
0:53:23 > 0:53:26High maintenance! Can't guess who told you that.
0:53:26 > 0:53:28You saying it's not true?
0:53:28 > 0:53:32No. Are you saying you mind?
0:53:32 > 0:53:33No.
0:53:33 > 0:53:35SHE GIGGLES
0:53:43 > 0:53:48Kim? What is it? Has he said something to you?
0:53:48 > 0:53:50If he's upset you...
0:53:50 > 0:53:51Oh, look, just drop dead!
0:53:57 > 0:53:58Denise?
0:53:58 > 0:54:00I'm not a damsel in distress, Ian.
0:54:02 > 0:54:05Do you need to stay at mine another couple of nights?
0:54:08 > 0:54:09Thank you.
0:54:13 > 0:54:14What is it, Arthur?
0:54:14 > 0:54:17We've got a bit of a surprise for you, Mrs B.
0:54:17 > 0:54:19- What?- Come through.
0:54:26 > 0:54:29Oh, I knew you wouldn't like it!
0:54:29 > 0:54:33It's only Fats...sorry, Arthur, Arthur said...
0:54:33 > 0:54:36Well, he said Battenberg was your favourite and we tried to
0:54:36 > 0:54:40follow the recipe, but it just, well, it didn't really work.
0:54:40 > 0:54:44I do like it. It's just you didn't use enough jam.
0:54:44 > 0:54:47That's all. That's the trick of it, you see.
0:54:47 > 0:54:52Still, you've got plenty of time to learn...
0:54:52 > 0:54:54since you're living in me house.
0:54:54 > 0:54:55Oh, great. Bit of cake.
0:54:55 > 0:54:57Missed half the meal
0:54:57 > 0:55:00because Miss Hoity Toity here got on her high horse.
0:55:00 > 0:55:03That family of yours is falling apart at the seams.
0:55:03 > 0:55:05All you can do is sit back and make jokes.
0:55:05 > 0:55:08- And it isn't funny. - At least I was here.
0:55:08 > 0:55:11You can get out! Go on, get out.
0:55:11 > 0:55:14You've stepped into me shoes at the launderette.
0:55:14 > 0:55:17You make a pigsty of my house, but I'm back now and I won't stand it.
0:55:17 > 0:55:19So you've got your marching orders.
0:55:19 > 0:55:23You can pack your bags and you can get out of my house!
0:55:25 > 0:55:29Oh, Oscar, will you, please, stop whining?
0:55:29 > 0:55:31Your schoolbag's in the front room.
0:55:34 > 0:55:35Thank you.
0:55:37 > 0:55:39That's your dad's credit card.
0:55:41 > 0:55:43For the BTEC Media course you're starting next week.
0:55:43 > 0:55:45Do you remember that college you're going to go to?
0:55:45 > 0:55:48- Well, you'll need books, won't you? - Is this how it's going to be?
0:55:48 > 0:55:51- How what's going to be? - Talking but not talking.
0:55:51 > 0:55:53We are talking.
0:55:53 > 0:55:55PHONE RINGS
0:56:10 > 0:56:13Cup of coffee to take away, please.
0:56:13 > 0:56:14No sugar, no disapproving looks.
0:56:16 > 0:56:19Ran out of lipstick. Had to buy a new one.
0:56:21 > 0:56:23I didn't say anything.
0:56:23 > 0:56:25You said plenty. You always do.
0:56:28 > 0:56:29How are things?
0:56:29 > 0:56:32Well, that's my business, isn't it?
0:56:33 > 0:56:34You know where I am.
0:56:36 > 0:56:38Cheers.
0:56:42 > 0:56:44There you go.
0:56:44 > 0:56:46Nice hot cuppa.
0:56:46 > 0:56:49- I've decided today is going to be D-Day.- D-Day?
0:56:49 > 0:56:53Dot Day. You're going to sit back while I make a big fuss of you.
0:56:53 > 0:56:57Oh, no, you're not! I told you you're out of here by today.
0:56:57 > 0:56:59DOORBELL RINGS I've got nowhere to go!
0:56:59 > 0:57:02Well, you should've thought of that before.
0:57:02 > 0:57:04Before you turned my house into a rubbish dump.
0:57:07 > 0:57:08Ian!
0:57:08 > 0:57:09Welcome home, Dot.
0:57:09 > 0:57:12Ian, have a word with her. She can't just throw me out.
0:57:12 > 0:57:14She's had fair warning, Ian.
0:57:15 > 0:57:16Dot's spoken.
0:57:21 > 0:57:22Oh, my aching feet.
0:57:22 > 0:57:25- At last. Here you go, start writing. - What's this?
0:57:25 > 0:57:28- The wedding invites. I need them done today.- So, do them.- No.
0:57:28 > 0:57:32Some of us need to be at the Minute Mart creating a good impression.
0:57:32 > 0:57:35- Where's Tamwar?- He's out with Kamil. Here. Start scribbling.
0:57:35 > 0:57:38- No Brannings, then?- No. After what they've been up to lately?
0:57:38 > 0:57:40I bet everyone's out there talking about it.
0:57:40 > 0:57:42I didn't stop to ask.
0:57:42 > 0:57:44Anything I can help with?
0:57:44 > 0:57:45No, I've got it all covered, thank you.
0:57:45 > 0:57:48Yeah, he says that but there's food needs preparing,
0:57:48 > 0:57:50the house needs tidying. And, you two, I want it sparkling.
0:57:50 > 0:57:52Rashid's coming over.
0:57:54 > 0:57:55It's today?
0:57:57 > 0:57:59Maybe I'd better help.
0:58:02 > 0:58:05- Say cheese.- Cheese!
0:58:05 > 0:58:07Aw, there you go.
0:58:07 > 0:58:10D'you know, this really ain't studying for your exams, Abs.
0:58:10 > 0:58:12I just needed to get out of the house.
0:58:12 > 0:58:15I've got my English lit tomorrow and I can't take anything in.
0:58:15 > 0:58:18It's like there's this horrible atmosphere there all the time.
0:58:18 > 0:58:20Cheers for that.
0:58:20 > 0:58:21Someone broke into the Arches last night,
0:58:21 > 0:58:24- smashed the lock and everything. - How was she?
0:58:24 > 0:58:26She was great. I can watch her for a bit longer if you want.
0:58:26 > 0:58:28Ain't got to be at work till later, so...
0:58:28 > 0:58:29Nah, I'm going to take her out.
0:58:29 > 0:58:32You sure? I really... I don't mind.
0:58:32 > 0:58:35How's my girl, eh? How's my girl?
0:58:35 > 0:58:37Did you miss Daddy Phil? Did you?
0:58:37 > 0:58:38Yeah?
0:58:43 > 0:58:45So, you're back on the stall, then?
0:58:45 > 0:58:48Like your father and your grandfather before you.
0:58:48 > 0:58:49Yeah.
0:58:49 > 0:58:52Yeah, I guess it's come full circle, hasn't it?
0:58:52 > 0:58:54Look, I really should be getting back.
0:58:54 > 0:58:55I only told Denise I'd be a few minutes.
0:58:55 > 0:58:57Oh, what a shame.
0:58:57 > 0:59:00Still, it's good of Denise, you know, to cover for you.
0:59:00 > 0:59:03Well, she owes me. I'm letting her stay at mine at the moment.
0:59:03 > 0:59:06- Happy now?- Happier.
0:59:06 > 0:59:09- You know I'm homeless. - You made yourself homeless.
0:59:09 > 0:59:10Well...
0:59:10 > 0:59:12What can I say?
0:59:12 > 0:59:13It's been...
0:59:15 > 0:59:16..biblical.
0:59:20 > 0:59:23Dot, it's great to have you back.
0:59:23 > 0:59:25It's a pity that Cora was so irresponsible.
0:59:25 > 0:59:28I mean, you'd have thought she'd have known better at her age.
0:59:28 > 0:59:31It made me want to turn round and go straight back where I come from.
0:59:31 > 0:59:34No, no, no. Not a chance, I am not letting you go again.
0:59:34 > 0:59:36Do you think I was right to come back?
0:59:36 > 0:59:40Cos now I'm here, I see why I left in the first place.
0:59:40 > 0:59:41You mean Joey and Lauren?
0:59:42 > 0:59:45Oh, dear, they must be in a state.
0:59:45 > 0:59:49- Well, perhaps someone should go round there.- What me?- Well, yeah.
0:59:49 > 0:59:53- I wouldn't know what to say.- Look, you've sorted this house out, OK?
0:59:53 > 0:59:57So, why don't you go round there and sort that house out? You're Dot.
1:00:00 > 1:00:04So have you got any advice on what makes a relationship work?
1:00:05 > 1:00:06Er...
1:00:07 > 1:00:10Finding a good man. That's about 90% of it.
1:00:13 > 1:00:16Denise said it's about being honest,
1:00:16 > 1:00:20but sometimes you have to look hard to find the honesty.
1:00:20 > 1:00:23She would say that - you haven't met her exes.
1:00:25 > 1:00:28To be honest, relationships are about two people clicking.
1:00:29 > 1:00:30Like...
1:00:32 > 1:00:36two pieces of a jigsaw snapping together perfectly.
1:00:37 > 1:00:38I like that.
1:00:39 > 1:00:40Did you make it up?
1:00:40 > 1:00:42Hi, I forgot my phone.
1:00:43 > 1:00:46Regional office said they might call, could be about the job.
1:00:46 > 1:00:47I'll be back at lunch time.
1:00:47 > 1:00:48I'll... I'll come with you.
1:00:48 > 1:00:50Huh, to the Minute Mart?
1:00:50 > 1:00:53Yeah, I'll just get changed. Got to post these.
1:00:53 > 1:00:55Oh, my little postie, postieman!
1:00:55 > 1:00:58He's so adorable sometimes, isn't he? See you!
1:01:08 > 1:01:10You're not answering your phone then, no?
1:01:11 > 1:01:12I wanted to.
1:01:14 > 1:01:15I did.
1:01:17 > 1:01:21Look, Lauren, you know, I'd like to hide away an' all.
1:01:21 > 1:01:25To have a place where I can just lock everyone out, but I don't.
1:01:25 > 1:01:26DOORBELL RINGS
1:01:28 > 1:01:31Lauren, there ain't anyone out there you want to talk to, trust me.
1:01:31 > 1:01:32BANGING ON DOOR
1:01:35 > 1:01:36I'll call you, yeah?
1:01:36 > 1:01:39You don't need to. I'm right here, ain't I?
1:01:39 > 1:01:41BANGING ON DOOR
1:01:41 > 1:01:42Please?
1:01:47 > 1:01:49BANGING ON DOOR
1:01:55 > 1:01:58Oh, Lauren, I'm so glad you're in. How are you?
1:02:00 > 1:02:01I'm so ashamed.
1:02:01 > 1:02:04I am so very, very ashamed.
1:02:04 > 1:02:05Oh, right.
1:02:05 > 1:02:08Well, listen, I need to go get some college books...
1:02:08 > 1:02:11No, no. I mean, I'm ashamed of myself.
1:02:11 > 1:02:14Cos I should have come back sooner.
1:02:14 > 1:02:15I mean, you're Jim's family.
1:02:15 > 1:02:18I should've been here, looking after you, caring for you.
1:02:18 > 1:02:19Thank you.
1:02:21 > 1:02:25Soon, it'll be as if it never happened.
1:02:27 > 1:02:28What do you mean?
1:02:28 > 1:02:33Time is a great healer, you want to hang onto that.
1:02:35 > 1:02:37See, for a minute there, I thought you actually cared.
1:02:37 > 1:02:40Oh, I do. I do care.
1:02:40 > 1:02:44And I know the root cause of it all. It's the sins of the fathers.
1:02:44 > 1:02:47It's visiting the iniquities of the fathers upon the children,
1:02:47 > 1:02:50even unto the third and fourth generation.
1:02:50 > 1:02:53That's Numbers, chapter 14, verse 18.
1:02:54 > 1:02:57Right, well, I need to get on, so...
1:02:57 > 1:03:03Look, things like this only make us stronger and wiser.
1:03:03 > 1:03:05They show us the paths we should take,
1:03:05 > 1:03:08as much as the paths that we shouldn't.
1:03:12 > 1:03:14Did you have to hit them speed bumps so hard?
1:03:14 > 1:03:17You could've done permanent damage to Denny's neck. Come on, darling.
1:03:17 > 1:03:18Well, I tell you what.
1:03:18 > 1:03:20Let's run him to the hospital, get him checked out, eh, Denny?
1:03:20 > 1:03:23Very funny, very amusing. Right, I'm off to see Lexi.
1:03:23 > 1:03:28- So why don't you watch a nice DVD with Jack, yeah? Love you.- See you.
1:03:38 > 1:03:40Not in here.
1:03:40 > 1:03:41Kim's rules.
1:03:42 > 1:03:44Nice touch.
1:03:44 > 1:03:46Oh, yeah, more of Kim's rules.
1:03:47 > 1:03:49She told me to make the place more welcoming.
1:03:49 > 1:03:52That's the sort of welcome I could do with.
1:03:52 > 1:03:55Any chance of putting a freebie through the books?
1:03:55 > 1:03:58- You've got a home. - Not any more. Long story.
1:03:58 > 1:04:02- How about it? - I could. But...- But?
1:04:02 > 1:04:03I'm not liking the but, Patrick.
1:04:05 > 1:04:09Look, Kim is on the warpath about collecting rent up front.
1:04:09 > 1:04:11A few people did a runner, you know.
1:04:11 > 1:04:12I can pay on payday.
1:04:12 > 1:04:15I just can't do it. I mean, she's checking up every single day.
1:04:15 > 1:04:17I mean, it's not my rule.
1:04:22 > 1:04:23Lauren.
1:04:23 > 1:04:26- Just don't.- Don't what?
1:04:26 > 1:04:28Whatever you're going to say, just don't say it.
1:04:28 > 1:04:30- I can't just ignore it. - You're going to have to, aren't you?
1:04:30 > 1:04:32Have you spoken to Joey?
1:04:32 > 1:04:36- Yes. And no.- And?- And what?
1:04:36 > 1:04:38And what are you going to do now?
1:04:38 > 1:04:40I don't think it's any of your business, Alice.
1:04:42 > 1:04:43I'm not judging you.
1:04:43 > 1:04:45Ain't you?
1:04:45 > 1:04:46It's just hard to get my head round.
1:04:50 > 1:04:51Careful!
1:04:51 > 1:04:53Sorry.
1:04:53 > 1:04:54The Vic's open, innit?
1:04:54 > 1:04:56Hope so. I'm due in at 12.
1:05:02 > 1:05:04You left these behind.
1:05:04 > 1:05:06I still can't believe you're working in here.
1:05:06 > 1:05:09Oh...hello.
1:05:09 > 1:05:11It's all right, I'll pick my stuff up later.
1:05:11 > 1:05:13Listen, I've got to go, I'm a bit busy.
1:05:15 > 1:05:18- You're popular. - You'll be in my grave next.
1:05:18 > 1:05:19As long as it's rent free.
1:05:38 > 1:05:40Another one?
1:05:40 > 1:05:42Actually, have you got a bin?
1:05:45 > 1:05:46Fill your boots.
1:05:55 > 1:05:58Two things, can I have another vodka and coke,
1:05:58 > 1:06:01and can you tell people to stop staring at me?
1:06:01 > 1:06:03I could just turn off the lights and plunge you into darkness.
1:06:03 > 1:06:06Yeah, that could work.
1:06:06 > 1:06:09Or I could make you a coffee and hide you out the back.
1:06:09 > 1:06:11Excuse me.
1:06:11 > 1:06:13Could I have another one of these, please?
1:06:16 > 1:06:18You don't want to appear too keen,
1:06:18 > 1:06:20but then you don't want to appear too cold, either.
1:06:20 > 1:06:23The really important thing, Ayesha, is that you must get what you want
1:06:23 > 1:06:27from the man before he gets what he wants.
1:06:27 > 1:06:28That is the golden rule.
1:06:28 > 1:06:32It lays the foundation for a lifetime of female dominance.
1:06:32 > 1:06:36Hey, you took your time. What? Were you hand delivering them?
1:06:36 > 1:06:37I got chatting.
1:06:37 > 1:06:38Oh, no, you don't.
1:06:38 > 1:06:42I've done all the preparation, and now you and Ayesha can finish it off.
1:06:43 > 1:06:45You are allowed a lunch break.
1:06:45 > 1:06:49No, not when I'm trying for the regional manager's job.
1:06:55 > 1:06:57No, I'm not spending my free time with that Dexter, right?
1:06:57 > 1:07:01Not tonight, not any night. No. Right? It's a no.
1:07:06 > 1:07:09You know the worst thing about love?
1:07:09 > 1:07:10We all want it.
1:07:10 > 1:07:12But when we get it, it usually goes totally wrong.
1:07:12 > 1:07:14Are you trying to be nice?
1:07:14 > 1:07:18Well, I don't want you slumped there like that. It's bad for business.
1:07:18 > 1:07:20All right, then. I'll go.
1:07:20 > 1:07:21I'm only joking.
1:07:23 > 1:07:27Of course I'm being nice. Can't help it, I'm a lovely person.
1:07:31 > 1:07:32You sure this is a good idea?
1:07:32 > 1:07:34We've got to come in sometime, haven't we?
1:07:34 > 1:07:36We ain't going to just hide away.
1:07:37 > 1:07:39Do you want to get away from my daughter?
1:07:39 > 1:07:41- We were just chatting. - Well, the chat's over.
1:07:41 > 1:07:44Please, babe, we've had one big scene in here already this week.
1:07:44 > 1:07:46- At least she talks to me.- What?
1:07:49 > 1:07:50Well, I'm here now. You want a natter,
1:07:50 > 1:07:53we'll go home, pop the kettle on and have a little chat, you and me.
1:07:53 > 1:07:54- It's too late.- What?
1:07:54 > 1:07:56Lauren, your mum's trying her best here.
1:07:56 > 1:07:59- Yes, and I don't want it. - I don't think she means it.
1:07:59 > 1:08:01Do you want to keep out of this?
1:08:02 > 1:08:03Lauren.
1:08:08 > 1:08:10Fine.
1:08:10 > 1:08:12I'll see you later. We'll talk then.
1:08:23 > 1:08:24I was only trying to help.
1:08:30 > 1:08:31What you doing?
1:08:31 > 1:08:32Ow!
1:08:32 > 1:08:34Sorry, Abs. Sorry.
1:08:35 > 1:08:38Yeah, so, anyway, Jay wants to go out tonight.
1:08:38 > 1:08:40Well, he said, "No." Like a total "no",
1:08:40 > 1:08:42but I'm saying "yes" so he'll do as he's told.
1:08:42 > 1:08:45Abs, I thought you had an exam?
1:08:45 > 1:08:47Well, yeah, if I don't know it all by now, then I never will.
1:08:47 > 1:08:49You fancy coming? We're only going to the cafe.
1:08:49 > 1:08:52No, ta, don't want to be a tag along.
1:08:52 > 1:08:54No, you won't be. I'm inviting Dexter.
1:08:54 > 1:08:56Your cousin? I thought you said Jay hated him though.
1:08:56 > 1:09:00Well, he can stop hating him. One bad atmosphere's enough.
1:09:01 > 1:09:02Oh!
1:09:05 > 1:09:06I got a better idea.
1:09:14 > 1:09:15So, what do you think?
1:09:17 > 1:09:18Lovely.
1:09:20 > 1:09:23No, I meant about tonight. He might be the one.
1:09:25 > 1:09:30I've only met him the once. And that wasn't as good as it could've been.
1:09:30 > 1:09:33Yeah, well, let's just make sure it's different this time, yeah?
1:09:33 > 1:09:35Let's hope it all works out.
1:09:41 > 1:09:42Steady.
1:09:46 > 1:09:48You need to go home.
1:09:48 > 1:09:49You were told to stay away from me.
1:09:49 > 1:09:53Do I look like someone who does as they're told?
1:09:53 > 1:09:56Come on, you must have somewhere you can go.
1:09:56 > 1:09:57A friend's.
1:09:58 > 1:09:59No.
1:10:01 > 1:10:06Look, it's pretty quiet in here, I'll get Tracey to cover for me.
1:10:07 > 1:10:09Why would you do that?
1:10:09 > 1:10:12Told you, I'm lovely.
1:10:16 > 1:10:21Are you going to go on avoiding me every time you see me?
1:10:21 > 1:10:22I didn't, Dot. I had things to do.
1:10:24 > 1:10:25Jay.
1:10:27 > 1:10:29I need to talk about her.
1:10:30 > 1:10:31I need to talk about Heather.
1:10:34 > 1:10:35Well, it's all been said.
1:10:35 > 1:10:37Not to me it hasn't.
1:10:37 > 1:10:38It won't change things.
1:10:39 > 1:10:41Course it won't.
1:10:41 > 1:10:43But it's coming up for a year now.
1:10:45 > 1:10:47And I need to know why.
1:10:49 > 1:10:52- What really happened that night, Jay?- You know what happened.
1:10:52 > 1:10:55No, I don't. Nobody has sat me down, nobody's looked me in the eye,
1:10:55 > 1:10:57nobody's told me why.
1:10:57 > 1:10:58Do I have to do this?
1:10:58 > 1:11:00No.
1:11:01 > 1:11:04No, I'm just saying, you know, it might help me.
1:11:04 > 1:11:08But, of course, you don't have to do it.
1:11:08 > 1:11:10Not if you don't want to.
1:11:10 > 1:11:13Two seconds, that was all.
1:11:13 > 1:11:17One to pick up the frame and the other to hit her with it.
1:11:17 > 1:11:19It was a blur. I could never have stopped him.
1:11:20 > 1:11:23Yes, but why?
1:11:25 > 1:11:28Why did Ben do it? Why?
1:11:28 > 1:11:31Ben thought that Heather was the one who grassed him up.
1:11:31 > 1:11:34And she wasn't. He lost his temper and I should have grabbed him
1:11:34 > 1:11:36but I just couldn't get there.
1:11:36 > 1:11:38I mean, it's all I think about.
1:11:38 > 1:11:41What if she'd been further away from him,
1:11:41 > 1:11:43or what if he'd had to reach further to get the frame?
1:11:43 > 1:11:45I mean it's fractions, innit?
1:11:45 > 1:11:47That's all it is. Just fractions.
1:11:48 > 1:11:51And I failed her, Dot. I let Heather down.
1:11:51 > 1:11:55- No, course you didn't. - Look, can I go now?
1:11:55 > 1:11:57Only I know you're going to hate me but I just can't do this.
1:11:57 > 1:12:01I don't hate you. I feel sorry for you, cos you've all suffered.
1:12:01 > 1:12:06And I'm very sorry that I've had to bring it all back to you.
1:12:06 > 1:12:12But we have to remember Heather, you know, in a good way.
1:12:12 > 1:12:15We've got to remember her for all the good things
1:12:15 > 1:12:16that made her what she was.
1:12:18 > 1:12:21What happened weren't your fault, Jay.
1:12:25 > 1:12:28Have you booked me a room or something? Cos I do have the money.
1:12:28 > 1:12:32Yeah, well, save it. But not for booze.
1:12:32 > 1:12:34Still don't understand why you're doing this.
1:12:39 > 1:12:40You get any of my calls?
1:12:40 > 1:12:43My phone was off.
1:12:44 > 1:12:47You like this with your customers?
1:12:47 > 1:12:48Mum, I'm not in the mood.
1:12:48 > 1:12:51You're going to have to be. I'm homeless.
1:12:51 > 1:12:52What? What have you done now?
1:12:52 > 1:12:55It's Dot, she's weird. I need my space.
1:12:55 > 1:12:59Which is your way of saying she's kicked you out, again.
1:12:59 > 1:13:02Tomato. AMERICAN PRONUNCIATION: Tomato.
1:13:02 > 1:13:03I don't know how this my problem.
1:13:10 > 1:13:12Right.
1:13:12 > 1:13:13So you've done this before, yeah?
1:13:13 > 1:13:14Yeah.
1:13:15 > 1:13:18This might be more your thing, you see.
1:13:18 > 1:13:23But whatever you do, you must not tell your mum. All right?
1:13:23 > 1:13:24Don't tell your mum.
1:13:25 > 1:13:26Come on, then.
1:13:27 > 1:13:28Come on, then.
1:13:32 > 1:13:35- Oh!- Jack?
1:13:37 > 1:13:39That's what I'm talking about.
1:13:39 > 1:13:41You got me in a fight, didn't you?
1:13:41 > 1:13:42You got me!
1:13:44 > 1:13:47- I saw Lauren earlier. - Yeah, me too.
1:13:47 > 1:13:49- She seemed a bit... - I know.
1:13:50 > 1:13:52I wish you'd told me about you two.
1:13:52 > 1:13:56Come off it, Alice. You've seen how everyone reacted.
1:13:56 > 1:13:59- How did it start?- Alice, please.
1:13:59 > 1:14:01You've got your pick of girls, Joey.
1:14:01 > 1:14:03And I picked her. All right?
1:14:05 > 1:14:07I've fallen for her, Al.
1:14:07 > 1:14:11Look, I didn't want to, I didn't go looking for it, but...
1:14:14 > 1:14:16..I can't hide from it, can I?
1:14:17 > 1:14:19It sounds like you're in love.
1:14:19 > 1:14:21Yeah.
1:14:21 > 1:14:23Yeah, might be.
1:14:24 > 1:14:26You've finally found someone?
1:14:31 > 1:14:34OK, well, there's issues...
1:14:34 > 1:14:37but it's not wrong.
1:14:37 > 1:14:41If you're happy, then I'm happy.
1:14:45 > 1:14:48You don't want to run outside and tell everyone else that, do you?
1:14:48 > 1:14:50Never know, they might listen to you.
1:14:52 > 1:14:53All right?
1:14:53 > 1:14:54You look different.
1:14:54 > 1:14:56Different? What, different in a good way or a bad way?
1:14:56 > 1:14:58A good way, obviously.
1:14:58 > 1:15:00Nice one, Abi.
1:15:00 > 1:15:03- No, it'll be fine, I promise. - You all right?
1:15:06 > 1:15:09- You all right with this? - Are you?
1:15:09 > 1:15:11I tell you what. I'll say it for both of you.
1:15:11 > 1:15:15Yeah, you're all right with it. You boys happy now?
1:15:15 > 1:15:16Well?
1:15:18 > 1:15:20No problems here.
1:15:22 > 1:15:24Hi. She's just through here.
1:15:24 > 1:15:27Hello.
1:15:27 > 1:15:29- Hey!- Hi.
1:15:29 > 1:15:31She looks amazing, doesn't she?
1:15:31 > 1:15:34- Yeah.- Incredible, right?
1:15:34 > 1:15:39- She does.- Rashid, would you like to have some dinner?
1:15:39 > 1:15:40That would be great.
1:15:41 > 1:15:45- You do all this?- Yeah, she did. She's an amazing cook. And she's...
1:15:45 > 1:15:46Yeah.
1:15:48 > 1:15:51- What are you doing? - Trying to make it work.- It's fine!
1:15:57 > 1:16:02Thanks. But you should stay well away.
1:16:02 > 1:16:05We're not a family people usually get involved with.
1:16:07 > 1:16:08Bit difficult when I'm your stepmum.
1:16:09 > 1:16:11You might regret that.
1:16:13 > 1:16:17We can't go one day without a crisis. I'm serious.
1:16:17 > 1:16:21I've ran over my dad once, and the worst thing about that is,
1:16:21 > 1:16:25it's not even the worst thing that's happened to us.
1:16:25 > 1:16:26Now you put it like that.
1:16:27 > 1:16:29I'm amazed we're all still together.
1:16:30 > 1:16:34Sometimes, I do think we'd get on better if we weren't.
1:16:34 > 1:16:37Yeah, well, I don't do the family thing.
1:16:37 > 1:16:39Left home as soon as I could.
1:16:39 > 1:16:43But don't go getting any ideas. It didn't make anything any better.
1:16:44 > 1:16:46Not that anything could, really.
1:16:46 > 1:16:48Stepmother sounds weird.
1:16:48 > 1:16:50It feels weirder.
1:16:50 > 1:16:53Are you still going to try and take my dad away?
1:16:53 > 1:16:57- You're blunt when you want to be. - I'm just saying.
1:16:57 > 1:16:59Are you? Cos I might come with you.
1:17:00 > 1:17:01I should call Max.
1:17:01 > 1:17:06No, wait, I didn't mean that, did I? I'm just mouthing off.
1:17:10 > 1:17:11Oscar! Your dinner's ready!
1:17:17 > 1:17:18Looks good.
1:17:21 > 1:17:23Do you know, just once, I'd like to get it right.
1:17:23 > 1:17:27You know, I'd like to have us all here, sitting there, having dinner,
1:17:27 > 1:17:30having a laugh, having a chat.
1:17:30 > 1:17:32Well, it's not all your fault, is it?
1:17:32 > 1:17:34I'm not getting it sorted, though, am I?
1:17:34 > 1:17:36That's what mums are supposed to do.
1:17:36 > 1:17:37PHONE RINGS
1:17:39 > 1:17:41Sorry.
1:17:41 > 1:17:42Is it Lauren?
1:17:42 > 1:17:43Er, yeah.
1:17:45 > 1:17:46Let me talk to her.
1:17:46 > 1:17:48You all right, Lauren?
1:17:48 > 1:17:49Right, well, where are you?
1:17:52 > 1:17:54No, that's all right, I'll come and get you.
1:17:54 > 1:17:56Where is she?
1:17:57 > 1:17:58She's in the Vic.
1:17:58 > 1:18:00- Right, I'll get my coat. - No, she only wants me.
1:18:01 > 1:18:04- Oh.- Sorry, babe...
1:18:04 > 1:18:06I'll only be five minutes.
1:18:14 > 1:18:17So, hold on a minute, your sister's shacked up with your cousin?
1:18:17 > 1:18:21No. Well... Well, maybe.
1:18:21 > 1:18:25And you're, like, adopted, or something.
1:18:25 > 1:18:26And you were in a home.
1:18:28 > 1:18:30Makes me almost normal.
1:18:30 > 1:18:31Who wants to be normal, though?
1:18:31 > 1:18:34Yeah, you'll have to think up a crazy story to fit in round here.
1:18:34 > 1:18:36Well, I'm normal and proud.
1:18:36 > 1:18:37No, you're Abi-normal.
1:18:39 > 1:18:42Can I have a pasty and a tea to take out?
1:18:42 > 1:18:43Do you know him?
1:18:43 > 1:18:45You could say that.
1:18:45 > 1:18:48Dexter talked him into doing some work in the Arches.
1:18:48 > 1:18:49Well, sort of.
1:18:49 > 1:18:51He don't let anyone talk him into anything.
1:18:51 > 1:18:54He just ain't met me yet. Is that his kid?
1:18:55 > 1:18:56Why, don't you like kids?
1:18:56 > 1:18:59I love kids. It's parents that do my head in.
1:19:01 > 1:19:02Even me? She's mine.
1:19:03 > 1:19:08- You had a kid with him? - No!- Really?- Are you mad?
1:19:08 > 1:19:12That's really your kid? Nah, you're winding me up.
1:19:12 > 1:19:14- No, I ain't.- No?
1:19:14 > 1:19:16No, and you don't need to look so shocked either.
1:19:16 > 1:19:18- I'm not.- Yeah, but you are.
1:19:27 > 1:19:30- Sorry, Cora, we're full. - Lucky I booked.
1:19:30 > 1:19:31I didn't see your name anywhere.
1:19:31 > 1:19:35Tanya done it. It's all paid for. Do you do breakfast in bed?
1:19:37 > 1:19:41Linford Christie suite. Upstairs.
1:19:41 > 1:19:43Catch you later.
1:19:44 > 1:19:46KNOCK AT DOOR
1:19:46 > 1:19:51- Mm?- You all right, Patrick? - Yeah.- Was that Cora?
1:19:51 > 1:19:53It was indeed. Linford Christie suite.
1:19:53 > 1:19:56She left something. Am I all right to pop up, yeah?
1:19:56 > 1:19:58Yeah, no problem at all, man. Be my guest.
1:19:58 > 1:20:02Oh, look at him. What a lovely boy.
1:20:02 > 1:20:05You know, your dad was one of Aunty Dot's favourite people.
1:20:05 > 1:20:07Yes.
1:20:07 > 1:20:09Yes, he was a real gentleman.
1:20:09 > 1:20:12And you're going to grow up just like him.
1:20:13 > 1:20:15- Here's to you, Dot. - Thank you, Jack.
1:20:15 > 1:20:17Lovely having you back.
1:20:17 > 1:20:19Only warm milk for you, mate, I'm afraid.
1:20:19 > 1:20:23It's time for bed for you, mister. Come on, I'll read you a story, yeah?
1:20:23 > 1:20:25Can't Jack do it? He bought me a new book.
1:20:25 > 1:20:28Yeah, cowboys and Indians.
1:20:28 > 1:20:31Oh, he doesn't really like that sort of thing, babe.
1:20:31 > 1:20:35He chose it. Didn't you? That's all right, isn't it?
1:20:35 > 1:20:37Yeah, yeah. Course. Course.
1:20:37 > 1:20:39KNOCK AT DOOR
1:20:54 > 1:20:57- It's pokey in here, innit? - Big enough.
1:20:57 > 1:21:02- Lauren, let's go, shall we? - No, Dad, I want to stay here.
1:21:02 > 1:21:05- You ain't staying. Let's go, please. - All right, she's getting there.
1:21:05 > 1:21:08- I thought you were told to keep out of it.- Dad, she's being nice to me.
1:21:08 > 1:21:11- That's me Max, nice as pie. - Is that right?
1:21:11 > 1:21:13You should know, you married me.
1:21:20 > 1:21:23You know where I am if you ever need to get away.
1:21:23 > 1:21:25- Really?- Door's always open.
1:21:33 > 1:21:36So, tell me, what are you looking for in a man?
1:21:39 > 1:21:41The missing piece.
1:21:41 > 1:21:43- Sorry?- Of a jigsaw.
1:21:45 > 1:21:47How's it going?
1:21:49 > 1:21:50Er, OK. I think.
1:21:50 > 1:21:54A jigsaw piece. Someone who fits us perfectly.
1:21:54 > 1:21:55Didn't you say that to me once?
1:21:56 > 1:22:00- What do you think? Is he the one for her?- It's too early to say.
1:22:00 > 1:22:03Maybe we should do something, make sure it really works.
1:22:03 > 1:22:07- OK, you're keen.- I just...- What? - I just want her to be happy.
1:22:14 > 1:22:18Remember, not a word about where you were, all right?
1:22:18 > 1:22:20Well, that took longer than five minutes, didn't it?
1:22:20 > 1:22:23Oh, yeah, I was trying to walk her sober, wasn't I?
1:22:23 > 1:22:25Yeah. Just walking me round.
1:22:25 > 1:22:27Oh, right, you talking to me now, are you?
1:22:33 > 1:22:36- Where did you go?- Sorry?
1:22:36 > 1:22:38To walk her round. Where did you go?
1:22:38 > 1:22:41Only I was looking out the window, I didn't see you.
1:22:41 > 1:22:44Well, you know me. Keep to the shadows, don't I?
1:22:59 > 1:23:01- Lauren.- Yeah?
1:23:04 > 1:23:06No, it's all right. Nothing.
1:23:12 > 1:23:14Hey! Ow...
1:23:14 > 1:23:16Kat, we've got an injury, man down!
1:23:18 > 1:23:21- Sorry?- Sweetheart, you might have to phone an ambulance.
1:23:21 > 1:23:25- Did you just...?- Unless, of course, you can kiss it better for me.
1:23:26 > 1:23:27There.
1:23:54 > 1:23:57- You all right, babe? Oscar's ready.- Good, good.
1:23:57 > 1:24:01Ugh... What a week, eh? One thing after the other, innit?
1:24:01 > 1:24:03Tell me about it.
1:24:05 > 1:24:08You had the bed, now meet the breakfast.
1:24:10 > 1:24:13There must be somewhere you can squeeze me in tonight.
1:24:13 > 1:24:15Cora, I wish I could. But we are fully booked.
1:24:15 > 1:24:18I mean, there must be somewhere you can go, huh?
1:24:21 > 1:24:25Why don't you get lost? Then I could have your room.
1:24:25 > 1:24:27- I'm sure you'd love that. - Oh, yeah, I do.
1:24:27 > 1:24:29There ain't nothing for you here, girl.
1:24:39 > 1:24:41DOOR OPENS
1:24:42 > 1:24:45DOOR SLAMS
1:24:45 > 1:24:46You all right, babe?
1:24:46 > 1:24:50Cor - Oscar's new teacher, bit strict, ain't she?
1:24:50 > 1:24:52I was two minutes late, she started giving me dirty looks.
1:24:52 > 1:24:56- You know when Lauren called you from the Vic.- Yeah?- Was she on her own?
1:24:56 > 1:24:59Er...yeah. Why?
1:24:59 > 1:25:01Just hate to think of her sitting there all alone.
1:25:01 > 1:25:04It's all right. Don't worry, I got round there pretty sharpish.
1:25:04 > 1:25:06Did anyone say anything to her about Joey?
1:25:06 > 1:25:08Well, I didn't stop to find out -
1:25:08 > 1:25:11I went straight in, dragged her out and took her for a walk. So...
1:25:11 > 1:25:13Better make a move. See you later.
1:25:13 > 1:25:14Bye.
1:25:18 > 1:25:21Well?
1:25:21 > 1:25:22What?
1:25:22 > 1:25:25Rashid. Is he the one?
1:25:25 > 1:25:26It's early days still.
1:25:26 > 1:25:29I heard what you said...
1:25:29 > 1:25:32about two pieces of a jigsaw clicking together.
1:25:32 > 1:25:36- Do you know Masood said the exact same thing to me once.- Really?- Mm.
1:25:37 > 1:25:38So?
1:25:40 > 1:25:42Well, he's nice. I liked him.
1:25:42 > 1:25:44Ah, you'll be seeing him again?
1:25:45 > 1:25:49Tonight actually. I just got a text from him.
1:25:49 > 1:25:52Tonight?! Oh, it must be written in the stars!
1:25:52 > 1:25:53They'll bring everyone...
1:25:53 > 1:25:56Masood, I'm going to marry everyone off.
1:25:56 > 1:25:58Well, I'm not writing any more invites.
1:25:58 > 1:25:59Listen, Mr Grumpy.
1:26:00 > 1:26:02I am so thrilled for you.
1:26:15 > 1:26:16Yes?
1:26:16 > 1:26:19Um, I-I was looking for Cora. Is she in?
1:26:19 > 1:26:22Oh, no, she's long gone.
1:26:22 > 1:26:25Oh. All right, then. All right, thanks.
1:26:25 > 1:26:28If I see her, may I say who called?
1:26:28 > 1:26:30Um...
1:26:30 > 1:26:32I'm actually her grandson.
1:26:32 > 1:26:33Her grandson?
1:26:35 > 1:26:37Oh. Ooh, I say.
1:26:39 > 1:26:41All right, um...thanks anyway, yeah?
1:26:41 > 1:26:44Wait. Have you got a name?
1:26:44 > 1:26:47- Dexter.- Dexter.
1:26:55 > 1:26:56KNOCK ON DOOR
1:26:58 > 1:27:00Alfie up here?
1:27:00 > 1:27:02No.
1:27:02 > 1:27:06Well, can you sign for a delivery, then? He's in a hurry.
1:27:06 > 1:27:09Oh, um...just sign it and pretend you're me, yeah?
1:27:09 > 1:27:11But that might look weird, me coming up here to fetch you
1:27:11 > 1:27:13and going back down and telling him I was you all along.
1:27:13 > 1:27:16Just go and get Alfie, OK?!
1:27:16 > 1:27:18But that's what I was doing.
1:27:18 > 1:27:20I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1:27:20 > 1:27:22ROXY SIGHS
1:27:25 > 1:27:27He called me "Kat" before.
1:27:29 > 1:27:31- Ouch.- He didn't even notice.
1:27:33 > 1:27:36Exes. They always leave a stain.
1:27:36 > 1:27:39Yeah, she's left a bit more than a stain, hasn't she?
1:27:39 > 1:27:42- You know what I'd do? - All suggestions very welcome.
1:27:42 > 1:27:43I wouldn't hide up here.
1:27:43 > 1:27:47I'd make sure he knows I'm around every second of every day.
1:27:47 > 1:27:48He'll soon forget her, then.
1:27:58 > 1:28:01I'll swap you this for your dad's credit card.
1:28:01 > 1:28:03It's on the table.
1:28:03 > 1:28:04Oh, right.
1:28:06 > 1:28:08There you go.
1:28:09 > 1:28:12You just going to sit there all day, are you?
1:28:12 > 1:28:14Maybe. It's not like you're doing anything.
1:28:14 > 1:28:17I've taken the day off - Lola and Poppy can cope.
1:28:18 > 1:28:21It hurt, you know.
1:28:21 > 1:28:23You calling your dad instead of me.
1:28:23 > 1:28:25Mum, it's not like we were getting on.
1:28:25 > 1:28:28Well, I still worry about you, don't I?
1:28:28 > 1:28:32I mean, I was worried when it took him so long to bring you home.
1:28:32 > 1:28:34So he found you straightaway, did he?
1:28:34 > 1:28:36I'd barely hung up and he was there.
1:28:40 > 1:28:41Drink your drink.
1:28:48 > 1:28:50Come on, work!
1:28:50 > 1:28:51Hold on!
1:28:51 > 1:28:55If you treat them machines right, they'll treat you right.
1:28:55 > 1:28:57They ain't alive, Dot.
1:28:57 > 1:28:59Yes, well, show some respect.
1:28:59 > 1:29:02Here you are. You'd better inform people of your new address.
1:29:02 > 1:29:04Maybe I already have.
1:29:04 > 1:29:06Oh, so you've got somewhere already?
1:29:06 > 1:29:09Luckily enough, I have a daughter who cares very deeply for me.
1:29:09 > 1:29:11Huh. She'll learn.
1:29:11 > 1:29:16Oh, talking of family, your grandson was looking for you.
1:29:16 > 1:29:19- How was he? - Ooh, I was too shocked to ask.
1:29:19 > 1:29:22I mean, you kept that one close to your chest.
1:29:22 > 1:29:23Did you tell him where I am?
1:29:23 > 1:29:25It ain't my business to, Cora.
1:29:27 > 1:29:30Here, this place has gone downhill.
1:29:32 > 1:29:34Got your message.
1:29:34 > 1:29:36You wanted to see me?
1:29:36 > 1:29:39- You didn't have to come all this way.- It's my lunch hour.
1:29:39 > 1:29:41Dexter's doing a half day at that garage
1:29:41 > 1:29:44and he needed something, so I thought I'd kill two birds.
1:29:44 > 1:29:46What did you want?
1:29:47 > 1:29:49To say hello, see how you are.
1:29:52 > 1:29:53Is it money?
1:29:54 > 1:29:56Ooh!
1:29:56 > 1:29:57That's hurtful.
1:29:57 > 1:30:00Do I have to keep guessing or are you going to come out with it?
1:30:00 > 1:30:02OK, if...
1:30:02 > 1:30:05if you put it like that, it's pretty simple, really.
1:30:06 > 1:30:09How do you fancy me coming to live with you?
1:30:09 > 1:30:10SHE LAUGHS
1:30:21 > 1:30:22Too much?
1:30:24 > 1:30:27Er, you're probably asking the wrong person.
1:30:27 > 1:30:29It's what men like, though.
1:30:29 > 1:30:31Well, some men.
1:30:31 > 1:30:33- OK, here you go.- What's this?
1:30:33 > 1:30:36- Shopping. Bits and pieces. - I've got to be at work in a minute!
1:30:36 > 1:30:38Perfect. Then you'll be passing the shops, won't you?
1:30:38 > 1:30:41My feet aren't what they used to be, you know.
1:30:41 > 1:30:43Someone expecting a kiss later?
1:30:43 > 1:30:45I-I-I was just trying it on.
1:30:45 > 1:30:47Oh, it's perfectly normal.
1:30:48 > 1:30:50I-I wouldn't, though.
1:30:50 > 1:30:53Kiss him, I mean. I-I-I wouldn't dream of it.
1:30:53 > 1:30:54But you like him?
1:30:54 > 1:30:55Yeah, but...
1:30:55 > 1:30:57Yes?
1:30:57 > 1:30:59I-I-I never...
1:31:00 > 1:31:02I've never gone that far.
1:31:02 > 1:31:03Really?
1:31:11 > 1:31:13I wanted to say how sorry I am.
1:31:16 > 1:31:17Nice timing.
1:31:19 > 1:31:22You get kicked out of your house at the exact same time
1:31:22 > 1:31:25you want to turn over a new leaf.
1:31:25 > 1:31:26Remarkable.
1:31:26 > 1:31:28It's from the heart.
1:31:29 > 1:31:32I'm sure it is but you got it the wrong way round.
1:31:32 > 1:31:33The apology should've come first.
1:31:33 > 1:31:37I wanted to be upfront. Honest.
1:31:38 > 1:31:40Nice try.
1:31:40 > 1:31:42But it's too quick for any of that.
1:31:43 > 1:31:45I hardly know you.
1:31:45 > 1:31:47We could get to know each other.
1:31:50 > 1:31:51Cheers.
1:31:53 > 1:31:56This, this could bring us closer together.
1:32:02 > 1:32:06The best I can offer is I've got a new job close by.
1:32:06 > 1:32:07So, who knows?
1:32:07 > 1:32:12If you're good, you MIGHT get to see a bit more of us.
1:32:17 > 1:32:18What do you think?
1:32:18 > 1:32:20So you don't believe Max or Lauren?
1:32:20 > 1:32:23No. No, they're hiding something.
1:32:23 > 1:32:25He's covering for something
1:32:25 > 1:32:27and she's now covering for whatever he was covering.
1:32:27 > 1:32:29Right. Well, I think I get that.
1:32:29 > 1:32:33Kirsty called, I know that cos I saw it on his received call list.
1:32:33 > 1:32:34Then he's gone to her,
1:32:34 > 1:32:37then somehow or other, later on, he's pitched up at home with Lauren.
1:32:37 > 1:32:41But, in between that, there are these precious moments I can't account for.
1:32:41 > 1:32:43Well, was there only one call from her?
1:32:43 > 1:32:45Yeah, only one that I know about.
1:32:45 > 1:32:48You see, I can't say anything cos he's going to know I've been snooping.
1:32:48 > 1:32:51- Which you were, Tan.- Mm.
1:32:51 > 1:32:54Oh, come on, you must have a little look at Jack's phone now and then.
1:32:54 > 1:32:56- No!- No?- No.
1:32:56 > 1:32:59Really? Well, he probably has a little look at yours.
1:32:59 > 1:33:02He's an ex-copper, ain't he? He knows how to find these things out.
1:33:02 > 1:33:04Well, no, he's got no reason to.
1:33:04 > 1:33:06I mean, neither of us have.
1:33:06 > 1:33:10But, Tan, you really need to speak to Max about this.
1:33:10 > 1:33:12I can't. I can't.
1:33:12 > 1:33:14If I'm wrong, he'll go crazy.
1:33:14 > 1:33:16Yeah, and you're going crazy now.
1:33:16 > 1:33:18So talk to him.
1:33:20 > 1:33:21That was one LONG English Lit exam.
1:33:21 > 1:33:23Spent half of it wondering what to write.
1:33:23 > 1:33:25I won't be going out to celebrate.
1:33:25 > 1:33:28Shame, could've asked Phil and he could've ruined another night.
1:33:28 > 1:33:29Well, that was you, not him.
1:33:29 > 1:33:31Yeah, but if he hadn't come in when he did...
1:33:31 > 1:33:32Dexter didn't care.
1:33:32 > 1:33:35- Course he did, Scabs. - No, you just read him wrong.
1:33:35 > 1:33:36Oh, really?
1:33:36 > 1:33:38Oh, go over, say hello.
1:33:38 > 1:33:39You all right, you lot?
1:33:39 > 1:33:42Yeah! Could be better, could be worse, you know.
1:33:43 > 1:33:46Yeah, go on. No, man, I've just been doing a bit of work.
1:33:46 > 1:33:49- Well, what did that achieve? - He can find other friends.
1:33:49 > 1:33:52- Well, go after him. - No, I'm not going after... Abi!
1:33:52 > 1:33:53Dexter!
1:33:53 > 1:33:55Yeah?
1:33:55 > 1:33:56Er, that was Abi, not me.
1:33:56 > 1:33:59DEXTER LAUGHS OK.
1:33:59 > 1:34:02Um...she seems to think I fancy you but I don't.
1:34:02 > 1:34:03Yeah, that's cool.
1:34:03 > 1:34:04"Cool"?
1:34:04 > 1:34:06Yeah.
1:34:06 > 1:34:08I mean, friends I can deal with, but girlfriends?
1:34:08 > 1:34:11- I need my freedom, babe.- Oh, right.
1:34:11 > 1:34:15So what do friends do round here?
1:34:15 > 1:34:16One sec, yeah?
1:34:18 > 1:34:19ABI MOUTHS
1:34:19 > 1:34:21I was looking for you, Nan.
1:34:21 > 1:34:22Well, here I am.
1:34:22 > 1:34:24Look, I just wanted to say sorry for the other day.
1:34:24 > 1:34:27I proper didn't mean to get you in trouble, you know.
1:34:27 > 1:34:29Don't worry about it, me and your mum are talking.
1:34:29 > 1:34:30Oh, oh right. Cool.
1:34:30 > 1:34:33I hope so. Early days yet...
1:34:33 > 1:34:35but it might well be "cool".
1:34:35 > 1:34:36THEY BOTH LAUGH
1:34:36 > 1:34:37All right.
1:34:39 > 1:34:40SHE MOUTHS
1:34:46 > 1:34:49Everyone's happy. Come on.
1:34:52 > 1:34:57My first kiss was a poster of Santosh Kumar.
1:34:57 > 1:35:01And all I've thought ever since was, "I bet he tastes of paper."
1:35:01 > 1:35:03SHE LAUGHS
1:35:03 > 1:35:06M-Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself. Maybe I should just wait.
1:35:06 > 1:35:08Are you crazy?
1:35:08 > 1:35:10If you leave it any longer, your lips'll dry up.
1:35:10 > 1:35:13Tell her, Masood. Tell her she has to kiss Rashid.
1:35:13 > 1:35:15Is-isn't that up to Ayesha?
1:35:15 > 1:35:18Well, of course it is. But that is what she should do.
1:35:24 > 1:35:26# Da-da-da, da-da-da... #
1:35:26 > 1:35:31Oh, sorry, Cora, we're still fully booked. No cancellations yet.
1:35:31 > 1:35:33I've never been so popular(!)
1:35:33 > 1:35:36First Dot, then you and now Ava.
1:35:36 > 1:35:38Wha...? You've seen Ava?
1:35:38 > 1:35:39And Dexter.
1:35:39 > 1:35:44Ah. So what does it feel like, having another grandchild?
1:35:44 > 1:35:48As long as he don't want to date Abi, I'll be happy.
1:35:48 > 1:35:50You don't mind, do you?
1:35:53 > 1:35:54DOOR CLOSES
1:36:02 > 1:36:03Hello.
1:36:04 > 1:36:07What's all this? You retired or something?
1:36:07 > 1:36:09No, I just fancied seeing you, didn't I?
1:36:11 > 1:36:13Well, I can understand that.
1:36:13 > 1:36:15Do you want some wine?
1:36:16 > 1:36:18- Er, yeah, go on.- Yeah?
1:36:18 > 1:36:20Well, we should do lunch more often.
1:36:20 > 1:36:22Yeah, we should, shouldn't we?
1:36:22 > 1:36:26Well, it's been a hard few weeks, hasn't it?
1:36:29 > 1:36:31You must've been freezing last night,
1:36:31 > 1:36:33just walking round and round like that.
1:36:33 > 1:36:36Yeah, we were. Yeah.
1:36:36 > 1:36:39Took you so long, I started to get worried.
1:36:39 > 1:36:41Thought something had happened to you.
1:36:43 > 1:36:46- Anyway, cheers.- Cheers.
1:36:56 > 1:36:58Was Kirsty working?
1:36:58 > 1:37:00At the Vic. She still there?
1:37:01 > 1:37:03Only I hate to think of her, you know, just...
1:37:03 > 1:37:07watching with that smug look on her face.
1:37:07 > 1:37:09Er, no, she weren't, no.
1:37:09 > 1:37:11Must've had a night off.
1:37:11 > 1:37:12Right.
1:37:12 > 1:37:13DOOR OPENS
1:37:13 > 1:37:15All right?
1:37:15 > 1:37:16- This is for you.- Oh.
1:37:16 > 1:37:18It's not a good time, Mum.
1:37:18 > 1:37:20I've got a problem.
1:37:20 > 1:37:23- You know I'm homeless.- Mum, please.
1:37:23 > 1:37:25Bottom line is...
1:37:25 > 1:37:27can I stay for a bit?
1:37:27 > 1:37:30I'll earn my keep, starting with tonight. I'll cook dinner.
1:37:30 > 1:37:32You? Cook?
1:37:32 > 1:37:34This family needs me.
1:37:34 > 1:37:36- Considering what's been going on. - Mum!
1:37:36 > 1:37:40Lauren, Joey - all that.
1:37:40 > 1:37:42Oh, and thanks for telling me, by the way!
1:37:42 > 1:37:46All right, all right! You can stay but it's just for tonight.
1:37:46 > 1:37:50You won't regret it, I am going to be such a help to you.
1:37:51 > 1:37:52DOOR CLOSES
1:37:52 > 1:37:54Babe, what did you do that for?
1:37:56 > 1:37:58Why do any of us do anything?
1:38:03 > 1:38:04DOOR SLAMS
1:38:04 > 1:38:07No, it was proper nice of that buff ting to let you off early.
1:38:07 > 1:38:10You mean Poppy? No, that's all make-up.
1:38:10 > 1:38:13Anyway, you get the drinks in, I'll line this up.
1:38:13 > 1:38:15You just always carry films around with you?
1:38:15 > 1:38:18Bargain bucket on one of them market stalls.
1:38:18 > 1:38:20Should we not wait for Jay and Abi first?
1:38:20 > 1:38:21They can wait for the sequel.
1:38:21 > 1:38:23Oh, planning on making a night of it, then?
1:38:23 > 1:38:25I've got to make up for yesterday, innit?
1:38:25 > 1:38:27I mean, you've got a kid - so what?
1:38:27 > 1:38:29Loads of people have 'em.
1:38:30 > 1:38:32Can you believe it? I could kill him.
1:38:32 > 1:38:35That's if I don't kill Kirsty first.
1:38:35 > 1:38:37Tan, I half wish I hadn't told you to talk to him now.
1:38:37 > 1:38:40He lied to me. Course he did.
1:38:40 > 1:38:43He acted like he hadn't heard from her, he hadn't seen her.
1:38:43 > 1:38:44Right to my face.
1:38:47 > 1:38:49So that'll be £9.08, please, my darling.
1:38:49 > 1:38:52But make it a tenner and you get a smile to remember.
1:38:52 > 1:38:54I doubt he heard you over the noise, babe.
1:38:54 > 1:38:55What noise?
1:38:55 > 1:38:58- Here, Peroxide, you got a sec? - No, I'm working. I'm working.
1:38:58 > 1:39:00- Raymundo, hold the fort, mate. - All right.
1:39:00 > 1:39:03Listen, I've just got off the phone from some bloke
1:39:03 > 1:39:05who's trying to sell me a mechanical bull.
1:39:05 > 1:39:07- Ah, yes, brilliant, brilliant! - "Brilliant"?
1:39:07 > 1:39:10I've had these ideas - we should do foam parties, theme nights and cocktails.
1:39:10 > 1:39:14- We'll be rocking every night, all night, I'm telling you.- You serious?
1:39:14 > 1:39:16Yes. You and me, we'll be party central, all right?
1:39:16 > 1:39:20We're going to be the hosts with the mosts, you and me. Yes, we are.
1:39:20 > 1:39:22OK, who's next?
1:39:23 > 1:39:26You see, I know she's your grandma,
1:39:26 > 1:39:28but there's some things you don't touch
1:39:28 > 1:39:32nor go moving around without a by or leave.
1:39:32 > 1:39:36- Well, this should make you feel more at home, then.- Well, I'm hoping so.
1:39:37 > 1:39:40Well, I better go, Nan's cooking.
1:39:40 > 1:39:42You're glad to be back though, aren't you?
1:39:42 > 1:39:46Well, I'm still not sure, to be honest with you.
1:39:46 > 1:39:48Well, Jay is.
1:39:48 > 1:39:51Jay is? What, pleased I'm back?
1:39:51 > 1:39:54Yeah. He said you really helped him.
1:39:54 > 1:39:57Huh. Did I? I didn't do nothing.
1:39:57 > 1:40:00Well, you obviously did - he seems, I don't know, sort of happier.
1:40:00 > 1:40:02And that's down to you.
1:40:02 > 1:40:03DOT CHUCKLES
1:40:03 > 1:40:07Well, then. Perhaps there is still room for me here, then.
1:40:07 > 1:40:08- Bye, Abi.- See ya.
1:40:13 > 1:40:14KNOCK ON DOOR
1:40:14 > 1:40:16I'll get it.
1:40:17 > 1:40:19No, wait.
1:40:20 > 1:40:22H-H-How do I look?
1:40:22 > 1:40:25- Yeah, you look great.- Er...
1:40:25 > 1:40:26Promise?
1:40:26 > 1:40:29Just...go and have a good time.
1:40:31 > 1:40:32- Ready?- Mm-hm.
1:40:35 > 1:40:36Hiya.
1:40:39 > 1:40:41- Hello, you.- Hi.
1:40:41 > 1:40:44Ooh!
1:40:44 > 1:40:46AYESHA LAUGHS
1:40:46 > 1:40:48Oh, thank you.
1:40:48 > 1:40:50You ready?
1:40:50 > 1:40:52Yeah.
1:40:55 > 1:40:57Oh.
1:41:02 > 1:41:03Be yourself.
1:41:13 > 1:41:14Yes?
1:41:14 > 1:41:16Hi, I'm Janie Rivers, from the council.
1:41:16 > 1:41:18Oh. How do you do?
1:41:18 > 1:41:19Name doesn't ring a bell?
1:41:19 > 1:41:21Er, should it?
1:41:21 > 1:41:24I wrote to you quite a few times.
1:41:24 > 1:41:26Anyway, I'm sorry to call so late,
1:41:26 > 1:41:28but we need to talk to you about a few things.
1:41:28 > 1:41:30Oh?
1:41:30 > 1:41:34- Well?- It was good. But I don't understand the bit where...
1:41:34 > 1:41:36PHONE CHIMES
1:41:36 > 1:41:39- SHE SCOFFS - Abi and Jay can't make it.
1:41:39 > 1:41:41Hey, I'm starving. Can you cook?
1:41:41 > 1:41:43Er, yeah. Beans on toast, cheese on toast
1:41:43 > 1:41:45and my speciality is beans with cheese on toast.
1:41:45 > 1:41:48Lucky my mum taught me, then, boi.
1:41:48 > 1:41:50Er, you're going to cook for us?
1:41:50 > 1:41:52Yeah. It depends on what you've got, though.
1:41:52 > 1:41:54- I ain't really got... - KNOCK ON DOOR
1:41:54 > 1:41:57- Thought you said Abi and that weren't coming?- Well, I thought...
1:41:57 > 1:41:59- BANGING ON DOOR PHIL:- Lola!
1:41:59 > 1:42:00Great(!)
1:42:03 > 1:42:06You got any of that stuff for when she's grizzly?
1:42:06 > 1:42:08Er, yeah. Is she all right?
1:42:08 > 1:42:10- Yeah, she's fine. - Phil, can you wait a minute? I...
1:42:12 > 1:42:14That's twice in two nights.
1:42:14 > 1:42:15What is?
1:42:15 > 1:42:17- You and him.- We're just friends.
1:42:17 > 1:42:20Yeah, well, you could do better.
1:42:20 > 1:42:21You gave me work.
1:42:21 > 1:42:23Well, that's work, this is different.
1:42:25 > 1:42:28Here you go. You sure she's all right?
1:42:28 > 1:42:30Yeah, she's fine. And, er...
1:42:30 > 1:42:32- Get rid of him.- What?
1:42:32 > 1:42:36- You want to keep me happy, don't you?- But...
1:42:39 > 1:42:41Why do you let him talk to you like that?
1:42:41 > 1:42:44- Cos he can.- Forget Phil, man.
1:42:46 > 1:42:48Look, I think you should probably take the films
1:42:48 > 1:42:50and watch them with someone else.
1:42:52 > 1:42:54Here we are.
1:42:54 > 1:42:56We've also been calling and, when you didn't answer,
1:42:56 > 1:42:58we were worried something might have happened.
1:42:58 > 1:43:01Oh, no, no, everything in the garden is lovely.
1:43:01 > 1:43:03But thank you ever so much for your concern.
1:43:03 > 1:43:05You haven't answered our letters either.
1:43:05 > 1:43:08Ah, well, you see, I've only just got back.
1:43:08 > 1:43:10I ain't been here for some months.
1:43:10 > 1:43:11- You haven't?- No.
1:43:11 > 1:43:13But I'll look for the letters, you know.
1:43:13 > 1:43:15I'll open then, if I can find them.
1:43:15 > 1:43:17Well, I hope you can.
1:43:17 > 1:43:20Only you're over £1,000 in rent arrears.
1:43:20 > 1:43:22What? Over £1,000?
1:43:22 > 1:43:25Oh, no. No, that can't be right.
1:43:25 > 1:43:27I've got the paperwork if you want to see it.
1:43:27 > 1:43:30Oh no, no, no, that must be wrong.
1:43:30 > 1:43:31I'm afraid it isn't.
1:43:31 > 1:43:34Well, I ain't the only one you should be asking for money from.
1:43:34 > 1:43:37Cos, you see, there's been Cora here. And Arthur and Poppy.
1:43:37 > 1:43:41And then there was my half-sister, Rose, and her son, Andrew.
1:43:41 > 1:43:43And these people are...?
1:43:43 > 1:43:45Well, they was living here.
1:43:45 > 1:43:48They were staying here while you were away?
1:43:48 > 1:43:50Yes, cos they was homeless, you see.
1:43:50 > 1:43:53I'm sorry, Mrs Branning, but we might have to discuss this further.
1:43:58 > 1:44:01Hope you're hungry.
1:44:01 > 1:44:03Babe, I tell you now, I ain't eating that.
1:44:03 > 1:44:05- Eh? She's trying her best. - Yeah? She's getting on my nerves.
1:44:05 > 1:44:07- Where you going? - Just need some cigarettes.
1:44:07 > 1:44:09Or you could give up.
1:44:09 > 1:44:11Or you could just tell her to leave.
1:44:11 > 1:44:12It's only for one night.
1:44:12 > 1:44:14Yeah, I'll believe that when I see it.
1:44:14 > 1:44:15Will you be long?
1:44:15 > 1:44:18Well, no, shouldn't be - unless there's a MASSIVE queue.
1:44:18 > 1:44:20Why?
1:44:20 > 1:44:22Just I might miss you, that's all.
1:44:22 > 1:44:24Well, I might miss you and all.
1:44:27 > 1:44:29Max, it's a bit nippy, you m...
1:44:29 > 1:44:32DOOR CLOSES, KEYS JANGLE
1:44:48 > 1:44:50- RASHID:- Just one kiss.
1:44:50 > 1:44:51Maybe next time. I...
1:44:53 > 1:44:54You don't like me?
1:44:54 > 1:44:56I-I-I didn't say that, I just...
1:45:07 > 1:45:09Don't mind me.
1:45:09 > 1:45:10I'll call you, yeah?
1:45:20 > 1:45:23Didn't mean to ruin your big moment.
1:45:23 > 1:45:24Wasn't that big.
1:45:24 > 1:45:27That's why I'm back so early.
1:45:27 > 1:45:28Aw.
1:45:28 > 1:45:30I-I don't know what I'm doing.
1:45:30 > 1:45:34I got dressed up and I got excited but it just...
1:45:36 > 1:45:37..it just felt flat.
1:45:39 > 1:45:42Well, maybe you should tell him and...
1:45:44 > 1:45:45Yeah?
1:45:47 > 1:45:49And think about what you want.
1:45:51 > 1:45:52You know what that is.
1:45:54 > 1:45:55Ayesha...
1:45:58 > 1:46:00..you can't have those thoughts.
1:46:01 > 1:46:03Come on.
1:46:04 > 1:46:06Listen to me. Look...
1:46:08 > 1:46:12..maybe finding the right guy isn't for you right now.
1:46:12 > 1:46:15Maybe you need to think about who you are what you want to be.
1:46:17 > 1:46:20You've got dreams, haven't you?
1:46:20 > 1:46:23I suppose.
1:46:23 > 1:46:26Well, my advice to you is...
1:46:26 > 1:46:27follow them.
1:46:55 > 1:46:57Mexican night? Eh, eh? Whoo!
1:46:57 > 1:46:59Come on, then, let's just take a minute, eh?
1:46:59 > 1:47:02- What, you don't fancy Mexican? - No, I love Mexican.
1:47:02 > 1:47:04It's just that Kirsty...
1:47:04 > 1:47:07told me what I said. About...
1:47:07 > 1:47:10calling you Kat. Rox, why didn't you say something, eh?
1:47:10 > 1:47:13I don't know. I just didn't know... I didn't know how, OK?
1:47:13 > 1:47:15It was just a slip up, all right? What shall we call it?
1:47:15 > 1:47:18Let's just call it an Alfie Moon moment of madness, yeah?
1:47:18 > 1:47:21- Yeah, but you're still thinking about her.- No. No, no, no.
1:47:21 > 1:47:23You must be. Come on, it's only natural, Alfie.
1:47:23 > 1:47:26Come here. See, this is... Hand on my heart, all right?
1:47:26 > 1:47:30On my life, on everyone's life, I'm not thinking about her.
1:47:31 > 1:47:34Feel my heart beating there? See? Cos you're my Peroxide, ain't you?
1:47:34 > 1:47:39You are my dyed-blonde woman of my dreams, all right?
1:47:42 > 1:47:44- Are you sure?- Yes. What do you want me to do?
1:47:44 > 1:47:47Run through the Square naked going, "Hey, everybody...!" ?
1:47:47 > 1:47:50Come on, what was all that about, anyway?
1:47:50 > 1:47:54I just want you to know that it is me here. OK? ME. Not her.
1:47:54 > 1:47:56- You are all I see. I promise you. - I've got to make sure.
1:47:56 > 1:47:59OK, so just get a big marker and write on all the walls,
1:47:59 > 1:48:02everywhere anyone can see, "Alfie and Roxy." Is that what you want?
1:48:02 > 1:48:03You're an idiot.
1:48:05 > 1:48:08Listen, me and you Rox...
1:48:08 > 1:48:10we don't have problems.
1:48:10 > 1:48:12That's what makes us special, all right? No problems.
1:48:12 > 1:48:15Cos that's not what we're about.
1:48:15 > 1:48:18We're about... about honesty...
1:48:19 > 1:48:22..and we're about having the...
1:48:22 > 1:48:24the best of times. Yeah?
1:48:26 > 1:48:28- Yeah.- Yeah, good.
1:48:28 > 1:48:30- OK, so...- Hm?
1:48:31 > 1:48:33..there is one more thing.
1:48:33 > 1:48:34OK, what's that?
1:48:34 > 1:48:37I think I'm in love with an idiot.
1:48:37 > 1:48:39- SHE LAUGHS - Yeah?- Yeah.
1:48:39 > 1:48:40OK, that's good.
1:48:40 > 1:48:43All right, I think we might have something in common, then.
1:48:49 > 1:48:50Did you just...?
1:48:52 > 1:48:53Rox...
1:48:55 > 1:48:57- Say it again.- OK.
1:48:59 > 1:49:00I think...
1:49:02 > 1:49:05..I'm in love with an idiot.
1:49:05 > 1:49:06Oh!
1:49:11 > 1:49:14- Why didn't you just tell me? - I was waiting till later.
1:49:14 > 1:49:16I had a little surprise lined up for you, that's all.
1:49:16 > 1:49:18Is it shoes?
1:49:18 > 1:49:21- No, no, it's not shoes.- Sorry!
1:49:21 > 1:49:24- It's a surprise. Be patient, all right?- Yeah.- OK.
1:49:28 > 1:49:31(How can I possibly be...?)
1:49:31 > 1:49:33I don't...
1:49:39 > 1:49:41KNOCK ON DOOR
1:50:50 > 1:50:52What the hell are you doing?
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