20/10/2012

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Rox, you seen Sy?

0:00:26 > 0:00:29No, no, no! You're not supposed to see this!

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Got in late, left early. Not answering his phone.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33His battery's probably dead.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35- Homemade banners. Quality. - Yeah, well, we need to get on.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Or he's not answering the phone cos he's embarrassed

0:00:38 > 0:00:40cos he knows his stag will be nowhere near as good as ours

0:00:40 > 0:00:43because his stag night is being organised by an idiot.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Oh, babes, you're wounding me(!)

0:00:45 > 0:00:48- I'm not your babes.- She's still my babes.- She ain't your babes.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Thank you, Christian. So where is it, then, this amazing stag?- It's...

0:00:51 > 0:00:54- You ain't got anywhere? - Course I've got somewhere!- Where?

0:00:54 > 0:00:57You think I'm showing you my hand?

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Listen, me and my man...- Me?

0:01:00 > 0:01:04- We are going Over the Rainbow. - No bruv, I'm working! I can't...

0:01:04 > 0:01:07- # Somewhere over...#- Fat Boy, you need to come... Fat Boy!

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Right, you - go put your frock on.

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Love you.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16I love you. But get out.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18- Bye.- See ya.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Oh.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32"Important".

0:01:32 > 0:01:35- Oh, it's nothing to worry about. - In big cartoon capitals.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38I'll deal with it, Tam.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40OK, Dad was looking for you. And Christian.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Anyone would think you're getting married.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Sorry, why are we not open? - Got to get the place ready.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49- We can't afford to shut up...- Mum said...- Mum doesn't run this place!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51All right, Tam? And we said simple!

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Yeah, I think that is her idea of simple.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56I don't like wasting money. We need to open.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00I've sent the chef home. You're allowed a night off.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01You've done enough already.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Just go and enjoy your stag...

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Hen...

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Go and enjoy it.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11DOORBELL RINGS

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Still ain't too late to come?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19What, a night out with you? I've seen the CCTV!

0:02:19 > 0:02:23SHE LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY

0:02:23 > 0:02:27- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.- What you doing?- I don't know, I don't know.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Yes. You won't even notice we're here!

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Search me!

0:02:34 > 0:02:38- Now THAT is the kind of fun we are looking for!- Out.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41- The R&R was booked and... - I can't let Syed down, can I?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Hold on, hold on. You think...

0:02:43 > 0:02:47I am going to let you hold a stag do in here?

0:02:47 > 0:02:50- I tried to tell him. - Out.- How much we talking?

0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Out.- Fifty quid?- Do me a favour! You can double that!

0:02:53 > 0:02:55You want to stay in, do you? Out! Yes, take that.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57- OK...- Off you go. Thank you. Bye bye.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59HE IMITATES A KISS

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Delicious!

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Well, someone's burning a candle!

0:03:05 > 0:03:09Well, he can burn a whole candelabra, darling!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Cos me and romance? Not getting on.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14With a face like that, you surprised?

0:03:14 > 0:03:16See ya later!

0:03:22 > 0:03:24I thought you'd have gone?

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Yeah, running late.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Roxy's idea.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Anyone would think you'd been avoiding me.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34It's work. You know?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Anyway, Jane, she can't make it.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Mum's had a relapse and she don't want to leave her.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Well, Shabnam hasn't sent a card.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Sisters, eh?

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Nice.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51You know, it wouldn't matter to me

0:03:51 > 0:03:53if we were the only two people in the room.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Tomorrow's just about me and the man I love.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Whoo! You stink.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04I need to get back to the Argee Bhajee.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06YOU need to get in the shower.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Cos you've got a stag do to go to.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11See ya.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20I'm putting AJ in with Tamwar.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22I thought, night before the wedding.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Give Syed a little bit of space...

0:04:25 > 0:04:28That still fits nice.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30A bit of space. Yeah.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Maybe that's what he needs.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Beautiful, isn't it?

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Wedding present for the two of them.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Our son. Happy.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Yeah.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46What?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53You was the one that said it was going to get rowdy up in here, bruv!

0:04:53 > 0:04:55I say a lot of things.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Yeah, well, I don't want Mr Mitchell's lady getting mash ups,

0:04:58 > 0:05:00you know, I kinda like my legs the way they are!

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Hey, listen, man, come on...

0:05:01 > 0:05:03What you doing? This is my venue!

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Rox, come on babe, I've already taken his money!

0:05:05 > 0:05:08- Well, untake the money. I've already booked.- Howdy, partner.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10THEY LAUGH

0:05:10 > 0:05:11- Fats!- Yeah.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15We need costumes. L-plates. Inflatable sheep. Now.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21All right, cool.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Thirsty?- Yes!- Come on, then!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28- You guys all right? Cool. - Nice, this, innit?

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Stag do. Two stag dos. Wedding.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Yeah, yeah. Enjoy your night, babe. What you guys having?

0:05:34 > 0:05:38- Bubbles, bubbles! Lots of bubbles. - All right. Lovely, coming up.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45- Oi, oi! You're spoken for! - I am young, free and single still!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47I, however, am not spoken for.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Yeah, well, she definitely bats for my team.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52No, no, she hasn't found the right girl yet. Go get her for me.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54- Go on?- Are you joking?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56- Get her for me!- All right!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59I ain't invited.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01I'm inviting you!

0:06:01 > 0:06:05You ain't invited either! Watch you drooling all over Mas?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07I do not drool!

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Kim pawing at Ray. Syed and Christian...

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Syed does not drool either!

0:06:12 > 0:06:15I mean, what's so wrong in living in sin any more?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19I need entertainment!

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Syed! Syed!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Hey! Love the hats.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32Well, you seem to be in perfect physical health.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36Babe! You remember Danny? From the Argee Bhajee?

0:06:36 > 0:06:40- Me and Syed have been spending quite a lot of time together lately. - Business.- You never said.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- In fact, your fiance's been calling me all day.- It was work!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45I thought this might be your local.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Come on, boys, you can have a night off.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49- It's our stag do. - Yeah, you should have told me.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52I'm finally making an honest man of him.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Hey!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Hello, the stags!

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Hello, darling, all right?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Danny, this is Tanya. We used to work together.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04That is until he realised there was more to life than groping naked bodies!

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Or is there?

0:07:07 > 0:07:09I'll see you in a bit, babe.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11- Aye, Jim lad! - You can't be serious!

0:07:11 > 0:07:13You want to walk the plank?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15My father-in-law.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18And his brother, the comedian. Danny - one of Sy's regulars.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22- Is he?- Yeah. - This is just friends and family.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23My dad's right. I'll call you.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Yeah. You're getting hitched in the morning.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28You, young man, are going nowhere. This is my stag do

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- and nobody leaves until they finish their drink.- Don't mind if I do!

0:07:31 > 0:07:33- We're gatecrashing.- It's a pub.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35It is a free country.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Really?- I thought you and romance weren't getting on?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42My favourite niece!

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Jane said I have to text photos, so...- Go on, then. Here we go.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47HE GROWLS

0:07:47 > 0:07:52Unleash the Fox! Unleash the Fox!

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy, what, you're not going to introduce me, man?

0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Oh, you've got one, yeah? - Yeah, yeah.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Scrub up good, innit?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Cheers.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12"So if you'd like to raise your glasses, please,

0:08:12 > 0:08:15"filled with whatever my mother has deemed appropriate...

0:08:15 > 0:08:16"ha-ha-ha..."

0:08:20 > 0:08:22"To love."

0:08:32 > 0:08:34ALL: No!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36- Eleven-nil! - That's close! Ish.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Can you concentrate, please, Syed!

0:08:39 > 0:08:42OK. Do we want the next question?

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Dee, Dee, I just wanted to say sorry about the whole B&B thing.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49And who would Christian have play him in a movie?

0:08:49 > 0:08:54- What? It weren't you, was it? It was the bulldozer.- OK, OK, OK...

0:08:54 > 0:08:58Is it John Barrowman. Is it Daniel Craig?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Or is it that blonde one out of Gladiators

0:09:00 > 0:09:02that was sleeping with Ulrika Jonsson?

0:09:05 > 0:09:07How am I supposed to know that?

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Well, you're meant to be marrying him!

0:09:10 > 0:09:11That don't count for much!

0:09:11 > 0:09:14- He'll have you locked in a cellar before long.- Denise!

0:09:14 > 0:09:17You know what - funny. Little bit dark. But funny. I like it.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22John Barrowman.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24HORN SOUNDS

0:09:24 > 0:09:27That's actually disappointing. Everyone here knows. OK,

0:09:27 > 0:09:29altogether - it's Daniel...

0:09:29 > 0:09:31ALL: Craig!

0:09:31 > 0:09:35Is that how you see me? Jazz-hands John Barrowman!

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Loser!

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Hello, I'm Christian. Nice to meet you.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Is that it? Is that all the fun?

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Oh, the fun ain't even started yet.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Dee, you know what? Can I... would you like a drink?

0:09:49 > 0:09:52- Uh, yeah. That'd be nice.- Why don't you take care of the music?

0:09:52 > 0:09:53I'll entertain the lady.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Two minutes, I want to show you something.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Apparently, father of the bride gets the drinks in

0:10:00 > 0:10:02- so that would be you, would it?- Yep.

0:10:02 > 0:10:03- KIM:- Gets to you, though, innit?

0:10:03 > 0:10:07You know, two people in love, getting married,

0:10:07 > 0:10:09with their family and friends around...

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Sasha'll be waiting, yeah? All right?

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Yeah...

0:10:14 > 0:10:16MUSIC: "Single Ladies" by Beyonce

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Come on, Christian!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20# All the single ladies

0:10:20 > 0:10:23# All the single ladies

0:10:23 > 0:10:25# You put your hands up... #

0:10:40 > 0:10:42DOOR OPENS

0:10:46 > 0:10:48One, two, three!

0:10:48 > 0:10:50I can't have any more of this.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52I've got to keep a clear head for tomorrow.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Are you kidding me? Are you going to be like this all night?

0:10:55 > 0:10:57- Like what?- Refusing my drinks.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Talking about, "I'm so loved up!"

0:10:59 > 0:11:02One day it'll happen to you, Roxanne Mitchell.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06The only good-looking bloke around here has gone, ain't he?

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Yeah, well.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13What happened to you, anyway?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Oh, come on, darling...

0:11:15 > 0:11:17You used to be so much fun, do you know that?

0:11:17 > 0:11:19- I have got such a surprise for you here...- Oi!

0:11:19 > 0:11:22- Oi! Hello? This is not your night, OK?- Roxy!

0:11:22 > 0:11:24This is my night! This is my best mate.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Him, all right? HIS stag night! Not yours.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31If you want a massage? Help with the stress?

0:11:35 > 0:11:38- You knew I was seeing him.- I didn't know you were getting married.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41- I didn't expect you to find out. - You took me to your local club.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44- You've been calling me all day. - Because you've got my money.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46It seems to me like you want to get found out.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48You know, you play with fire, Syed, you get burnt.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Nobody's playing.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Why are you marrying him?

0:11:54 > 0:11:55Because I love him.

0:11:57 > 0:11:58You could do so much better.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Dead-end job in a dead end restaurant.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Well, it's good enough for you to bring your mates to.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05You're worth more than this, Syed.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08You're young, you're good looking...

0:12:08 > 0:12:09you're sexy.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Look, I need to get back.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14You're tying yourself down

0:12:14 > 0:12:17with some Muscle Mary old enough to be your dad.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Never been in love, have you?

0:12:19 > 0:12:21How are you going to feel? 10, 20 years from now?

0:12:21 > 0:12:23You don't even know him.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25What do you want, Syed?

0:12:25 > 0:12:27The penthouse on the Thames?

0:12:27 > 0:12:29The villa in Miami?

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Or do you want to be stuck in some poxy little flat in Walford

0:12:32 > 0:12:33with a pensioner?

0:12:33 > 0:12:37I'll have the penthouse and the husband, what will you have?

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Why are you marrying him, Syed?

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Look...

0:12:45 > 0:12:48I need money.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50- What, you selling yourself? - You couldn't afford it.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54- Damaged goods? I don't think so. - An advance...on my return.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56There is no return.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58The deal went bust.

0:13:00 > 0:13:01No, no...

0:13:01 > 0:13:02No, you said it was guaranteed.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06- You roll the dice, you spin the wheel...- I need that money!

0:13:06 > 0:13:07There'll be another investment.

0:13:07 > 0:13:11- You can have a flutter on that if you want?- With what?!

0:13:11 > 0:13:13- You loved it, though, didn't you? - Stop messing me around...

0:13:13 > 0:13:16- The risk, the excitement... - Just give me what's mine.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Just like earlier, when me and your hubby were in the room together.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21The smell of fear.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Leave him, Syed.

0:13:24 > 0:13:25No!

0:13:25 > 0:13:27You can have that whenever you want.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32I said no.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38He said no.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42# ..horny, horny

0:13:42 > 0:13:45- # Horny, horny, horny... # - Give me a minute.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47That's subtle.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49What are you doing, mate?

0:13:49 > 0:13:51MUSIC: "You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate

0:13:51 > 0:13:53No! How'd you know that one?

0:13:53 > 0:13:57Can't beat a bit of old school, baby. Come on, come on!

0:13:57 > 0:13:59# ..where you from

0:13:59 > 0:14:01# You sexy thing

0:14:01 > 0:14:05# I believe in miracles... #

0:14:05 > 0:14:07You've changed, all right? You just can't see it.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09I've grown up. You should try it.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12There are other people in the world, you know. Not just Syed.

0:14:12 > 0:14:13Maybe not for me!

0:14:13 > 0:14:14So where is he, then?

0:14:17 > 0:14:18Can't you just be happy for me?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20I've spent all day doing this for you!

0:14:20 > 0:14:23- He's never been good enough for you, has he?- It's not about him.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26No, it's about you! Roxy Mitchell, centre of the universe.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Why can't I just have you for one little evening

0:14:29 > 0:14:32- without him being there too? - Please, don't make me choose.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Christian, I love you. You're my best friend.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36And I love YOU to bits.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38You're pushing me out!

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Roxy, please!

0:14:40 > 0:14:43May we? Please?

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Sure.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53We were talking money.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Danny's been helping me with the books.

0:14:58 > 0:14:59I saw you together.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Said you wanted to get caught.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Oi! Oi! Oi! That's enough!

0:15:06 > 0:15:08You've done enough already.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Not such a nice guy after all.

0:15:10 > 0:15:11Go on, get out.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Send me some wedding cake.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27I just wish he could relax, you know, enjoy it. He's working so hard

0:15:27 > 0:15:29You're a good man, Christian.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30HE CHUCKLES

0:15:30 > 0:15:33You make a pretty good man yourself there, Stud!

0:15:33 > 0:15:34Huh?

0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Oh! - SHE LAUGHS

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Who would have thought it, huh?

0:15:45 > 0:15:46You and me, here?

0:15:46 > 0:15:49I know.

0:15:50 > 0:15:55I've been thinking about Syed's last wedding...

0:15:55 > 0:15:56Remembering.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59I said some things...

0:16:00 > 0:16:02..some vile things.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05I seem to remember I gave as good as I got.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10But it can't have been easy for you...

0:16:10 > 0:16:15all of that going on and me, Masood...

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Amira coming back...

0:16:17 > 0:16:21- "Character forming", ain't that what they say?- Yes.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24I respect you, Christian.

0:16:26 > 0:16:27Standing by my son...

0:16:29 > 0:16:32..bringing up someone else's child...

0:16:33 > 0:16:35..fighting for the...

0:16:39 > 0:16:41..fighting for the man that you love.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47MOUTHS: Thank you.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57- Right, now, I expect a huge bunch of flowers every Mother's Day.- Yes.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59And chocolates - hand-made!

0:17:04 > 0:17:06- Another man, Syed?- Please, Dad.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07You were with another man!

0:17:10 > 0:17:14Days before you and Christian...

0:17:14 > 0:17:16You even sneaked out of your own stag night to see him!

0:17:16 > 0:17:19- I didn't sneak out, Dad, I... - I saw it, Syed! I know what I saw!

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Are you going to tell him?

0:17:35 > 0:17:40- Any reason I shouldn't? - Are you going to tell Mum?

0:17:40 > 0:17:42- Dad, I know how you must be feeling...- Oh, do you?

0:17:42 > 0:17:45You know, do you? How can you possibly know how I feel?

0:17:54 > 0:17:55Do you think you're ready?

0:17:58 > 0:18:02- Committing to Christian...- You still think it's wrong, don't you?

0:18:02 > 0:18:04- Two men getting married. - It's not marriage.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Syed, this is not about you being gay!

0:18:08 > 0:18:10This is about you...

0:18:13 > 0:18:15..marrying the right man.

0:18:15 > 0:18:16That's what I'm doing.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18You're my son.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20I WANT you to be happy.

0:18:22 > 0:18:26But kissing another man, Syed...

0:18:26 > 0:18:28it tells me that something's wrong.

0:18:35 > 0:18:39Hey! Your husband-to-be's gone missing in action.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42- I'm just about to go and find him. - I've got a stripper.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45What? I've found the stag! A stag.

0:18:45 > 0:18:50- You are joking me, aren't you? - Come on. Grow up and deal with it.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Oh, AJ!

0:18:55 > 0:18:57No, we do not have a licence!

0:18:57 > 0:19:00What's he going to want to see her white bits for?

0:19:00 > 0:19:02It's all I could afford at the last minute!

0:19:02 > 0:19:05For adult entertainment we do not have a licence!

0:19:05 > 0:19:07He really don't get the gay thing, does he?

0:19:07 > 0:19:10THEY ALL CHEER

0:19:10 > 0:19:13MUSIC: "Sexy And I Know It" by LMFAO

0:19:13 > 0:19:17- # When I walk in the spot- Yeah - This is what I see- OK

0:19:17 > 0:19:20# Everybody stops and they staring at me

0:19:20 > 0:19:23# I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it

0:19:23 > 0:19:26# Show it, show it, show it... #

0:19:26 > 0:19:29I want you to be the man you can be.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Someone you can respect?

0:19:31 > 0:19:33No, someone who can respect himself.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39You'll never understand.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Well, try me.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Tell me.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55The thing you have to remember, Syed, is...

0:19:55 > 0:19:57love is about trust.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01You can't live on a life of lies.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Trust?

0:20:08 > 0:20:10You've got to tell Christian.

0:20:10 > 0:20:15You think I'm going to take lectures from you about trust?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17About marriage? About lies?

0:20:17 > 0:20:21- Syed...- You left Mum with that man!

0:20:22 > 0:20:25You went off and you jumped into bed with Jane.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28Mum lied to you, you lied to her, you walked away,

0:20:28 > 0:20:32you turned your back on her and you left her!

0:20:32 > 0:20:34And you stand there, you DARE to stand there

0:20:34 > 0:20:36and smugly lecture me about trust?

0:20:36 > 0:20:38- I'm not lecturing... - You have no right!

0:20:39 > 0:20:42You lost that right months ago.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45Now whatever you saw, you saw nothing!

0:20:47 > 0:20:48I love Christian...

0:20:49 > 0:20:52..and I am marrying Christian...

0:20:54 > 0:20:56..and nothing you can do can stop me.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09DOOR CLOSES

0:21:09 > 0:21:11CROWD CHEERS AND CLAPS

0:21:13 > 0:21:15OK, that's enough. That's enough!

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Just rub in the oil, baby!

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Christian!

0:21:24 > 0:21:27- Tell him to put his teeny-tiny top back on!- You love it!

0:21:27 > 0:21:29I do not! OK, stop!

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Go on, Kieran!

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Oh, yeah!

0:21:33 > 0:21:34CROWD CHEERS

0:21:39 > 0:21:40VELCRO TEARS

0:21:40 > 0:21:42SHE SCREAMS

0:21:47 > 0:21:49I was just...

0:21:49 > 0:21:50Oh, lighten up, Mas!

0:21:52 > 0:21:53Christian!

0:21:56 > 0:21:59CHEERING CONTINUES, MUFFLED

0:22:07 > 0:22:10MUSIC: "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen

0:22:33 > 0:22:35YOU missed the stripper!

0:22:35 > 0:22:37- Did I?- Not a patch on me!

0:22:38 > 0:22:40You all right? Where you been?

0:22:40 > 0:22:43Oh, I've been chatting with Tanya.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46Well, that's funny, ain't it? Cos she's dancing over there.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50You've been with that Danny bloke, ain't you?

0:22:50 > 0:22:53I told you, it's business.

0:22:54 > 0:22:55Come on!

0:22:56 > 0:22:57In a minute.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01- What's happened? - I caught it on a door frame.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04I was lugging a box in for tomorrow. It's nothing.

0:23:12 > 0:23:13I love you, Clarkey.

0:23:15 > 0:23:16I love you more.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20MUSIC: "Domino" by Jessie J

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Woo-hoo! Come on!

0:23:25 > 0:23:29If you mean it...if you love him...

0:23:29 > 0:23:30Yeah, I do, so deal with it.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33OK, are we not beyond all this? Surely?

0:23:33 > 0:23:36- I'd love someone like Christian, Dad.- Tambo!

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Well, maybe a little less manly. Actually, a lot less manly

0:23:39 > 0:23:42but anyway, it doesn't matter, they love each other, Dad.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44They're good together. Leave them. Come on.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Oi, oi! Cheeky!

0:23:55 > 0:23:56Hey, hey, hey, bruvver, bruvver!

0:23:56 > 0:23:59- She don't get down like that, all right?- It ain't me.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01- It's the music, bruv. - I know, I hear you, I hear you,

0:24:01 > 0:24:05but she doesn't get down like that, all right? OK?

0:24:05 > 0:24:08Yeah, she's got better taste. You good?

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Oi! Leave him! What you doing?

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Yo, yo, get out, man! Get out!

0:24:13 > 0:24:15SHE SCREAMS

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Oi! You and your crew, man!

0:24:17 > 0:24:19It is way past your bedtime, mate.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23Step! Step, bruv!

0:24:23 > 0:24:26And you, floppy hair! Who does he think he is? Andy Murray?

0:24:29 > 0:24:30You all right?

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Yeah, I'm just a bit wet. You?

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Yeah, I've had worse, man. This is nothing, this is cool.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Listen, can I get you both a drink?

0:24:37 > 0:24:40No, I'm just going to get off. I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Hey, hey, hey, listen!

0:24:42 > 0:24:46Look, do you want me to, you know, walk you home?

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Just in case they're outside.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Yeah? OK.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Do you know when you first told me that you loved him?

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Was at Amira's wedding - your wedding.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19And I told you...to ignore it.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25I told you that if you chose to walk this path...

0:25:25 > 0:25:26that you would walk it alone.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Syed, I was wrong.

0:25:34 > 0:25:38I said that all of this would fade to nothing...

0:25:39 > 0:25:40..and it hasn't.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Cos what you have...

0:25:45 > 0:25:47it's real, Syed, and it's strong.

0:25:49 > 0:25:50So you get married...

0:25:52 > 0:25:54..because in my eyes it is marriage.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57You get married with my blessing.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Thank you.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06I've got a present for you.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23I wish you and Christian

0:26:23 > 0:26:25everything you've ever dreamed of.

0:26:44 > 0:26:45HE WINCES

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Let me put some ice on that.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56You don't...?

0:26:56 > 0:26:58You ain't just a...?

0:27:33 > 0:27:35Last night of freedom!

0:27:35 > 0:27:37Good luck, mate.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47Let's have a look.

0:27:48 > 0:27:49Oh!

0:27:52 > 0:27:53Hey.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59Next time I see you, it's going to be our wedding day.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03I love you so much...

0:28:04 > 0:28:05..husband-to-be!

0:28:10 > 0:28:12You get some beauty sleep.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19Stop!

0:28:22 > 0:28:24Please.

0:28:30 > 0:28:31I can't do this.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37I can't marry you.

0:28:44 > 0:28:46BIRDSONG OUTSIDE

0:29:22 > 0:29:23No, you don't.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32- (WHISPERS)- OK, come on...

0:29:32 > 0:29:34Go, go, go!

0:29:34 > 0:29:38Ah! So you finally dragged yourself out of your pit, then?

0:29:38 > 0:29:40Yeah, I didn't...

0:29:40 > 0:29:43Wow! Didn't realise the time there.

0:29:43 > 0:29:46- Yeah, well, full English on the table.- Lovely.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49- Orange juice, paracetamol. The works.- That's lovely.

0:29:51 > 0:29:53Quickly...

0:29:54 > 0:29:57- Quick, quick!- Wait. Wait, listen.

0:29:57 > 0:29:59- Last night, yeah...- Just go, yeah?

0:29:59 > 0:30:00No, look...

0:30:00 > 0:30:01- Yes?- It was good, right?

0:30:01 > 0:30:04I mean, we were good, right? I mean,

0:30:04 > 0:30:06it wasn't just that you was drunk?

0:30:06 > 0:30:07No. No. I wasn't drunk.

0:30:07 > 0:30:09- No?- No.

0:30:09 > 0:30:13But it was a mistake. And it'll never happen again.

0:30:20 > 0:30:24FRONT DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

0:30:24 > 0:30:26There's nothing more to say.

0:30:29 > 0:30:31There's nothing more to say?

0:30:33 > 0:30:36You sneaking out on the morning of our wedding with your bags packed

0:30:36 > 0:30:38and there's nothing more to say?

0:30:42 > 0:30:45Look, Sy, last night,

0:30:45 > 0:30:47this morning, I meant it.

0:30:49 > 0:30:51- Christian...- I forgive you.

0:30:53 > 0:30:54I know that, but...

0:30:54 > 0:30:56No buts.

0:30:56 > 0:30:59- It's only money. - Tam's money, his college fund.

0:30:59 > 0:31:01The money for Kamil. I invested it all with that guy.

0:31:01 > 0:31:04Yeah. Because you were trying to help.

0:31:04 > 0:31:07No, I've done it all before.

0:31:07 > 0:31:09They have a dream - I mess it up. It's what I do.

0:31:09 > 0:31:13- No, Sy, you don't.- The worst thing is, they don't know a thing about it

0:31:13 > 0:31:15because I haven't got the guts to tell them.

0:31:15 > 0:31:18And we will sort it, together.

0:31:18 > 0:31:20You and me.

0:31:20 > 0:31:22Now I don't ever, ever,

0:31:22 > 0:31:25want you to go through something like this again on your own.

0:31:25 > 0:31:30So whatever happens, whatever it is you've done...

0:31:30 > 0:31:32you just tell me.

0:31:34 > 0:31:35OK?

0:31:55 > 0:31:57Big day for you.

0:31:57 > 0:31:59Eldest son getting married.

0:31:59 > 0:32:04It's not a marriage. I wish people would stop calling it a marriage.

0:32:04 > 0:32:06It's a marriage in his heart.

0:32:07 > 0:32:08Look at us, Mas.

0:32:10 > 0:32:16When we were kids, would you have thought this is where we'd be today?

0:32:17 > 0:32:19Thought you were staying here last night?

0:32:25 > 0:32:28- Tell Zainab I'll be five minutes. - I'll wait.

0:32:28 > 0:32:30Oi, hey! Come on, go.

0:32:37 > 0:32:41You're cutting it a bit fine, aren't you?

0:32:41 > 0:32:43The wedding's off.

0:32:44 > 0:32:45Door was open.

0:32:48 > 0:32:51- Sy, please don't do this. - Is one of you going to tell me...?

0:32:51 > 0:32:54There's NOTHING to tell.

0:32:54 > 0:32:56Christian, please?

0:32:57 > 0:32:58He's going to find out sometime.

0:32:58 > 0:33:01I already know.

0:33:03 > 0:33:06- Christian's right. - Look, Dad...- Syed.

0:33:06 > 0:33:10It's not worth ending a relationship just because of a kiss.

0:33:15 > 0:33:17What kiss?

0:33:20 > 0:33:22I ain't feeling too well.

0:33:22 > 0:33:26So you're a bit hungover! Come on, Zainab's your friend.

0:33:26 > 0:33:30Ain't like you got so many you can afford to let them down, is it?

0:33:30 > 0:33:35- Cheers. I'm feeling better already. - Aw! Everyone loves a wedding.

0:33:35 > 0:33:37Won't be the same without my sis.

0:33:37 > 0:33:40And since when did you go all shy and retiring?

0:33:40 > 0:33:43Anyhow, you and me don't show, they won't have any guests at all!

0:33:46 > 0:33:48- What have you said to him? - Just go, Dad.

0:33:48 > 0:33:50- What argument?! - Everyone argues! It's private!

0:33:50 > 0:33:53- I am talking to Christian! - You and Mum always argue.

0:33:53 > 0:33:54To the point where we cancel our wedding?

0:33:54 > 0:33:57To the point you walk out on your marriage.

0:33:57 > 0:34:00- I don't know how this became about me...- Couldn't wait, could you?

0:34:00 > 0:34:02But your mum and your brother are over there

0:34:02 > 0:34:05making sure that everything looks perfect for your big day!

0:34:05 > 0:34:08Now whatever's happened, whatever's going on, sort it out!

0:34:19 > 0:34:20Thank you.

0:34:22 > 0:34:25For not saying anything about the money.

0:34:29 > 0:34:31What kiss?

0:34:42 > 0:34:45I thought if he could double my money,

0:34:45 > 0:34:48- I could put back what I'd borrowed...- Double your money?

0:34:49 > 0:34:51You kissed a guy!

0:34:51 > 0:34:53Another guy

0:34:53 > 0:34:56a couple of days before you're supposed to be marrying me

0:34:56 > 0:34:59and you think it's all right because you did it for money?

0:34:59 > 0:35:02- I didn't do it for money! - For what, then? You fancy him?

0:35:02 > 0:35:03You were...

0:35:03 > 0:35:06- Everything was about the wedding! - Pardon me for being excited!

0:35:06 > 0:35:09- And Yasmin... - She's our daughter, Sy!

0:35:09 > 0:35:11- Yours and mine.- I know that, but... - What? You jealous?

0:35:11 > 0:35:14- No!- Jealous I'm spending more time with her, not looking after you?

0:35:14 > 0:35:17At least she tells me what she wants!

0:35:17 > 0:35:20- Doesn't leave me second-guessing her all the time.- Danny was there and...

0:35:20 > 0:35:23And what? And I wasn't?!

0:35:36 > 0:35:39And so you tell your dad and you don't tell me?

0:35:40 > 0:35:44- He saw us. - This just gets better, don't it?

0:35:48 > 0:35:49And if he hadn't?

0:35:52 > 0:35:54Would you have told me?

0:35:54 > 0:35:57- I didn't want to hurt you. - Yeah, well,

0:35:57 > 0:35:59you should have thought of that

0:35:59 > 0:36:03before you shoved your tongue down somebody else's throat!

0:36:14 > 0:36:16You and me...

0:36:18 > 0:36:20What we have...

0:36:23 > 0:36:24..it's special.

0:36:26 > 0:36:28Now, I know you feel that.

0:36:31 > 0:36:33And so whatever's happened...

0:36:34 > 0:36:36- ..has happened.- Christian...

0:36:36 > 0:36:41I will not let something like this ruin everything we fought for.

0:36:41 > 0:36:45- Yes, I know that, but... - No buts, all right?

0:36:45 > 0:36:48It was just a kiss.

0:36:48 > 0:36:51A kiss. I mean, I kissed someone, remember?

0:36:51 > 0:36:55- New Year's Eve? I kissed the piper. - That was different.- It wasn't.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58OK? It was heat of the moment.

0:36:59 > 0:37:01Things happen.

0:37:02 > 0:37:04You forgave me.

0:37:06 > 0:37:07And I forgive you.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14It was just a kiss.

0:37:16 > 0:37:19No, it wasn't.

0:37:19 > 0:37:21Yes, but I need to know where to put them.

0:37:21 > 0:37:24Jean, why don't you just leave the flowers with us, OK?

0:37:24 > 0:37:26My job is flower arranger!

0:37:26 > 0:37:27I told Christian I'd be flower arranger,

0:37:27 > 0:37:30Christian has paid me to be flower arranger

0:37:30 > 0:37:33so arrange the flowers I shall do!

0:37:33 > 0:37:35What, you did it at ours? In our bed?

0:37:35 > 0:37:37- No!- Oh, well, that makes it all right, don't it?

0:37:37 > 0:37:39Look, we never...

0:37:39 > 0:37:40We didn't...

0:37:42 > 0:37:44It was only a kiss.

0:37:47 > 0:37:48What I meant was...

0:37:50 > 0:37:52..in my head,

0:37:52 > 0:37:54in my heart, it was more.

0:38:01 > 0:38:03So you mean, the two of you, you never...

0:38:08 > 0:38:10So what is it? You got feelings for him?

0:38:10 > 0:38:13- No.- Well, what, then, Sy?

0:38:13 > 0:38:16What do you mean, "It was more than a kiss? It's in my heart"?

0:38:16 > 0:38:20I mean the fact that it happened. I can't pretend it didn't

0:38:20 > 0:38:22and you stand there and forgive me like it's nothing,

0:38:22 > 0:38:26like it's not important, but it is important. It's not nothing!

0:38:26 > 0:38:28I shouldn't even be looking at anyone else.

0:38:32 > 0:38:35You're the only guy I've ever been with.

0:38:35 > 0:38:36Don't be so ridiculous.

0:38:38 > 0:38:40You've had one-night stands. You told me so.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42Properly been with.

0:38:42 > 0:38:44You've had other boyfriends.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48You know this is what you want.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50- And you don't? - I'm too young to get married.

0:38:52 > 0:38:54Never said that last time, did you?

0:38:54 > 0:38:57I got it wrong the last time. I don't want to get it wrong again.

0:38:59 > 0:39:02And that's what I am now, is it?

0:39:02 > 0:39:03"Getting it wrong"?

0:39:03 > 0:39:06I wanted to be someone!

0:39:06 > 0:39:08I'm sick of walking around here like I'm nothing.

0:39:08 > 0:39:11Everyone looking at me like I'm no-one.

0:39:11 > 0:39:13And that's what do you think I do, is it?

0:39:13 > 0:39:16I thought the business, the stall, taking over the restaurant,

0:39:16 > 0:39:19I thought I could show people I'm not no-one

0:39:19 > 0:39:22and I tried. I really tried.

0:39:23 > 0:39:25Then things started falling apart

0:39:25 > 0:39:26and I thought, "Maybe that's who I am."

0:39:26 > 0:39:30And then someone came along

0:39:30 > 0:39:33- and made me feel like I could be someone!- I can't listen to this.

0:39:33 > 0:39:35Only he didn't.

0:39:36 > 0:39:38And I don't.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42And I can't marry you, Christian.

0:39:47 > 0:39:50How can I promise myself to you when I don't even know who I am?

0:39:55 > 0:39:57I'm scared too, you know.

0:39:57 > 0:39:59You're not scared of anything.

0:40:01 > 0:40:03You want to bet?

0:40:03 > 0:40:05You walk through life like it's so easy.

0:40:05 > 0:40:08You tell people what you think of them.

0:40:08 > 0:40:11You face them down when they say what they think of you.

0:40:11 > 0:40:14I'm not like that.

0:40:15 > 0:40:19Doesn't mean I'm not scared, though. And as you graciously pointed out,

0:40:19 > 0:40:22I've had more men than you've had hot dinners.

0:40:22 > 0:40:24- I didn't say that. - I have, though, ain't I?

0:40:24 > 0:40:27Spent my life falling in love...

0:40:27 > 0:40:30Well, thinking I've fallen in love, getting hurt...

0:40:31 > 0:40:34Falling for the wrong men for all the wrong reasons.

0:40:38 > 0:40:39But with you, it's different.

0:40:42 > 0:40:44And that scares me.

0:40:45 > 0:40:48It scares me I won't be good enough,

0:40:48 > 0:40:50that I'll let you down.

0:40:53 > 0:40:54But being scared, Sy,

0:40:54 > 0:40:58that is no reason not to go through with this.

0:40:59 > 0:41:01I mean, if you weren't scared...

0:41:02 > 0:41:04..if we weren't scared...

0:41:08 > 0:41:09I've lost you before.

0:41:11 > 0:41:12Lost you twice.

0:41:14 > 0:41:16I can't do that again.

0:41:19 > 0:41:21But I won't be Amira.

0:41:22 > 0:41:25Now, if you're marrying me because you are too scared to back out,

0:41:25 > 0:41:27then you say so now.

0:41:27 > 0:41:29You only went through with your last wedding

0:41:29 > 0:41:31because you thought it was the right thing to do

0:41:31 > 0:41:34because everybody wanted you to.

0:41:36 > 0:41:39I can't have you do that again.

0:41:39 > 0:41:41Not to yourself.

0:41:42 > 0:41:45And certainly not to me.

0:41:47 > 0:41:50Now, we might not have money, but that doesn't matter.

0:41:50 > 0:41:52- When my family find out... - We'll sort it.

0:41:53 > 0:41:55Together.

0:41:56 > 0:41:58You and me.

0:41:58 > 0:42:01I'll speak to Roxy. She'll know someone you can borrow from.

0:42:01 > 0:42:04- I thought the two of you were... - Sy, it really doesn't matter.

0:42:04 > 0:42:07She's my best mate. She won't let me down.

0:42:09 > 0:42:11Now, I need to go.

0:42:13 > 0:42:15Get changed. Everybody's waiting.

0:42:17 > 0:42:19And I'll be waiting there too.

0:42:21 > 0:42:24Now, I don't know much about anything,

0:42:24 > 0:42:28but I do know that life is way too short for games.

0:42:30 > 0:42:33So you marry me

0:42:33 > 0:42:34cos you love me.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40Or not at all.

0:42:46 > 0:42:48You're late.

0:42:48 > 0:42:51Yeah, sorry. I was, um...busy.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54Getting dressed and that.

0:42:54 > 0:42:57- What have you come as? Half a panda? - No. Um, ain't Denise here?

0:42:57 > 0:43:00- No, Denise is not here. - She'll be along soon.

0:43:00 > 0:43:02Kim is not here. Amy and Roxy are not here.

0:43:02 > 0:43:04Syed and Christian are not even here!

0:43:04 > 0:43:07- Mr and Mrs Masood?- What?!

0:43:07 > 0:43:09- Well...- Not quite.

0:43:09 > 0:43:10I'm the registrar.

0:43:10 > 0:43:12Oh, yes, yes, lovely to meet you.

0:43:12 > 0:43:15Please, yes, come inside, let me get you a drink.

0:43:15 > 0:43:18I've got another ceremony to get to, actually. Shall we start?

0:43:18 > 0:43:21Oh, well...why don't we have a few more minutes?

0:43:25 > 0:43:27Aren't you going to be late?

0:43:27 > 0:43:31- Is everything OK? - You better not be wearing that.

0:43:32 > 0:43:36- Like you want me there. - Like I'd do this without you.

0:43:48 > 0:43:51- I'm sorry.- Me too. - You didn't do anything!

0:43:51 > 0:43:54Yeah, well, we're like an old married couple, me and you.

0:43:54 > 0:43:58Do you know what? I'm just... I'm like a 34-year-old single mum

0:43:58 > 0:44:00and sometimes it just gets a bit hard. That's all.

0:44:00 > 0:44:03Well, you can cry into your pillow tomorrow

0:44:03 > 0:44:07- because right now, we have a wedding to attend.- Are you sure?

0:44:07 > 0:44:09Get hitched without a bridesmaid?

0:44:09 > 0:44:11She's with Jack.

0:44:11 > 0:44:14Well, we'd best go get her, then, hadn't we? Come on.

0:44:15 > 0:44:17Are you really sure you don't mind?

0:44:19 > 0:44:20Come here.

0:44:22 > 0:44:24It's the party that counts. Right?

0:44:24 > 0:44:28OK, well, as soon as the cover for the chippy turns up, I'll be there.

0:44:28 > 0:44:31- No worries.- Good luck.

0:44:34 > 0:44:37- I need a favour.- No, no, no, please don't ask me to read

0:44:37 > 0:44:40- cos I'll cry. I will. - It's nothing like that.

0:44:40 > 0:44:43I need help. I need to borrow some cash.

0:44:43 > 0:44:44For what?

0:44:46 > 0:44:47Trust me?

0:44:49 > 0:44:52OK. I'll do what I can.

0:44:52 > 0:44:55Come on, then. Going to be late for my own wedding.

0:44:55 > 0:44:57BHANGRA MUSIC PLAYS

0:45:02 > 0:45:06Can you put some decent music on, please?

0:45:06 > 0:45:08You, you behave yourself today.

0:45:08 > 0:45:10And YOU, you're a princess.

0:45:11 > 0:45:12Move, Kamil.

0:45:12 > 0:45:16MUSIC: "Your Song" by Elton John

0:45:16 > 0:45:18Uh...you look...nice.

0:45:18 > 0:45:21Got to go with the flow, innit?

0:45:21 > 0:45:26- What, your alarm clock not working? - It's lovely to see you too, Zainab.

0:45:26 > 0:45:30I am amazed that you dared to show your face today.

0:45:30 > 0:45:33- Dirty dancing with strangers. - KIM LAUGHS

0:45:35 > 0:45:38Um...how you doing, Denise? You look really nice.

0:45:38 > 0:45:41"Nice"? He speaks English now?

0:45:42 > 0:45:45Look at your eye!

0:45:45 > 0:45:47Oh, this? This is nothing, man. It's cool.

0:45:47 > 0:45:50He got that for you, you know, Dee. I hope you thanked him properly.

0:45:57 > 0:46:00- You are looking mighty fine. Eh? - Don't you start.

0:46:00 > 0:46:03So we're not the last, then?

0:46:03 > 0:46:05Anything else you'd like to remind me of? Huh?

0:46:05 > 0:46:08What do we need? We need a bridesmaid. We need a witness.

0:46:08 > 0:46:10We need a bridegroom. Or two.

0:46:10 > 0:46:13- That's good. You're not worried at all, then?- Of course not.

0:46:13 > 0:46:14Nothing to worry about.

0:46:14 > 0:46:17Masood was, in fact, just going to go get them.

0:46:17 > 0:46:21- It's only just gone 12. - Do I have to do everything myself?

0:46:21 > 0:46:23Looking for me?

0:46:23 > 0:46:26- Yes! You're late. - I know. Sorry.

0:46:26 > 0:46:28Don't you look beautiful?

0:46:28 > 0:46:30Have you got some flowers she can hold?

0:46:30 > 0:46:33- She's shown her dress to a bar of chocolate.- I can stand in.

0:46:33 > 0:46:35No, thank you. Tamwar! Get some flowers for Amy!

0:46:39 > 0:46:41So now all we need is Syed.

0:46:47 > 0:46:50THUNDER AND RAIN

0:46:58 > 0:47:01MUSIC: "Don't Know Why" by Norah Jones

0:47:13 > 0:47:16Either he's got something wrong with his eye

0:47:16 > 0:47:20- or he's got the hots for you. - Don't be stupid.

0:47:20 > 0:47:23Why's it stupid? You're a good-looking woman.

0:47:23 > 0:47:26- For your age.- Thank you.

0:47:27 > 0:47:30She is, though, innit, chuckle chops?

0:47:30 > 0:47:31- What, Dee?- Yeah!

0:47:31 > 0:47:33Um...

0:47:33 > 0:47:37Yeah...Dee's hotter than summer in St Lucia, you know.

0:47:37 > 0:47:41Hmm! See? The boy thinks you're hot.

0:47:41 > 0:47:44- Hey, hey, hey! Less of the boy. - I know a man when I see one.

0:47:49 > 0:47:52- St Lucia?- It's a hot country.

0:47:53 > 0:47:56He's not answering.

0:47:56 > 0:47:58I've really got to go to my next ceremony.

0:47:58 > 0:48:03- You're worse than a traffic warden, you!- Zee!- It's OK.

0:48:03 > 0:48:04He's not coming.

0:48:04 > 0:48:07- What do you mean, he's not coming? - He's, um...

0:48:08 > 0:48:11It doesn't matter now. All that matters is that he's...

0:48:25 > 0:48:27Ladies and gentlemen...

0:48:28 > 0:48:33MUSIC: "Stand By Me" by Ben E King

0:48:43 > 0:48:47# When the night has come

0:48:49 > 0:48:51# And the land is dark

0:48:51 > 0:48:57# And the moon is the only light we'll see

0:48:59 > 0:49:03# No, I won't be afraid

0:49:03 > 0:49:07# Oh, I won't be afraid

0:49:07 > 0:49:11# Just as long as you stand

0:49:11 > 0:49:13# Stand by me

0:49:14 > 0:49:16# So darlin', darlin'

0:49:16 > 0:49:19# Stand by me

0:49:19 > 0:49:23# Oh, stand by me

0:49:23 > 0:49:25# Oh, stand

0:49:26 > 0:49:29# Stand by me

0:49:29 > 0:49:31# Stand by me

0:49:31 > 0:49:35# If the sky that we look upon

0:49:37 > 0:49:40# Should tumble and fall

0:49:40 > 0:49:45# Or the mountain should crumble to the sea

0:49:48 > 0:49:50# I won't cry

0:49:50 > 0:49:51# I won't cry

0:49:51 > 0:49:56# No, I won't shed a tear

0:49:56 > 0:50:00# Just as long as you stand

0:50:00 > 0:50:02# Stand by me... #

0:50:10 > 0:50:13Oh, no! Stupid, stupid, stupid!

0:50:13 > 0:50:17I will cherish you, tenderly care for you,

0:50:17 > 0:50:21uphold you always and honour you.

0:50:21 > 0:50:22I'll always give you my best

0:50:22 > 0:50:26and I'll ask no more of you than you can give.

0:50:29 > 0:50:32I'll be a good dad... SYED MOUTHS

0:50:32 > 0:50:35..to our little girl.

0:50:35 > 0:50:38I'll be there for her, to listen...

0:50:40 > 0:50:42..help guide her towards her dreams.

0:50:44 > 0:50:50I pledge to live my life openly and honestly with you.

0:50:51 > 0:50:55To be right here by your side

0:50:55 > 0:50:58on this journey, wherever it may lead.

0:51:01 > 0:51:04Because you are the heart of my everything.

0:51:05 > 0:51:07My everyday,

0:51:07 > 0:51:10my always.

0:51:10 > 0:51:14And I love you more than all the stars in the heavens.

0:51:15 > 0:51:19Syed. Would you like to make the vows that you have chosen?

0:51:22 > 0:51:24Tam?

0:51:26 > 0:51:27Thank you.

0:51:31 > 0:51:34I give you this ring, Christian...

0:51:35 > 0:51:39..as a symbol of my everlasting commitment.

0:51:42 > 0:51:46I hope that you will wear it with happiness and pride,

0:51:46 > 0:51:48for now and always.

0:51:51 > 0:51:53You are my partner...

0:51:55 > 0:51:56..my friend...

0:51:57 > 0:51:59..my rock

0:51:59 > 0:52:00and my island.

0:52:04 > 0:52:06But above all,

0:52:06 > 0:52:08more than all this and everything else...

0:52:10 > 0:52:13..you are the one I love.

0:52:15 > 0:52:17Christian and Syed,

0:52:17 > 0:52:21you have made commitments to each other

0:52:21 > 0:52:25in the presence of family, friends and witnesses

0:52:25 > 0:52:28and in so doing, you have made promises

0:52:28 > 0:52:31to live your lives together.

0:52:31 > 0:52:33I now ask that you and your witnesses

0:52:33 > 0:52:36- come and sign the schedule. - Yes, please!

0:52:36 > 0:52:38LAUGHTER

0:52:43 > 0:52:47MUSIC: "Fields of Gold" by Sting

0:52:52 > 0:52:53Ladies first.

0:52:53 > 0:52:56LAUGHTER

0:52:59 > 0:53:00Sorry.

0:53:11 > 0:53:12Syed and Christian,

0:53:12 > 0:53:15it gives me great pleasure to announce

0:53:15 > 0:53:18that you are now joined in legal partnership.

0:53:18 > 0:53:22CHEERING

0:53:22 > 0:53:24Confetti! Hurrah!

0:53:43 > 0:53:48THUNDER RUMBLES

0:53:50 > 0:53:53- Go to Bobie's.- See you soon!

0:53:53 > 0:53:56So, congratulations!

0:53:56 > 0:53:58Thank you!

0:53:58 > 0:54:00- Did I cry enough?- Yeah.

0:54:00 > 0:54:02Can you believe it? I'm married!

0:54:02 > 0:54:05Do you know what? I hope you know what you've taken on.

0:54:05 > 0:54:06Don't put it like that!

0:54:10 > 0:54:11Uh...

0:54:11 > 0:54:16Do you want a little something in that? Hair of the dog? Woof?

0:54:16 > 0:54:19Meow! Now you're talking my language!

0:54:19 > 0:54:22Or we could take this somewhere quieter?

0:54:24 > 0:54:26Do you know, I think my stomach, it's gone again.

0:54:26 > 0:54:29Playing hard to get. She does it all the time.

0:54:29 > 0:54:30I'll be back at home.

0:54:34 > 0:54:37Fats, we've got a problem. I can't find my speech.

0:54:37 > 0:54:40Chill out, Tamwar, the Asian star!

0:54:40 > 0:54:43- You know it.- I don't. That's the thing, I'll forget it

0:54:43 > 0:54:45and I've left it at home, so...

0:54:45 > 0:54:47Um...

0:54:47 > 0:54:49- Give me the keys.- Huh?

0:54:49 > 0:54:52- SPOON CLINKS ON GLASS - I'll go and get it.

0:54:52 > 0:54:54- Give me your keys.- Thanks.

0:54:54 > 0:54:56MASOOD CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:54:56 > 0:54:57As father of the groom,

0:54:57 > 0:54:59or one of the grooms...

0:54:59 > 0:55:01LAUGHTER

0:55:01 > 0:55:04- ..I'd like to say a few words. - Just a few.- Thank you, darling.

0:55:04 > 0:55:07Uh...

0:55:10 > 0:55:14I've said a few things in the past...

0:55:16 > 0:55:17..some horrible things.

0:55:20 > 0:55:22Some of them in this very room.

0:55:25 > 0:55:30I'm not proud of them. And I want to say I'm sorry.

0:55:33 > 0:55:35What I am proud of

0:55:35 > 0:55:37is my son,

0:55:37 > 0:55:40for walking through life with his head held high...

0:55:42 > 0:55:44..for being who he is,

0:55:44 > 0:55:47finding someone to love, and standing by him.

0:55:50 > 0:55:54I had three sons until today and now I've got four.

0:55:55 > 0:55:57I couldn't be happier.

0:55:57 > 0:55:59Don't set me off!

0:56:04 > 0:56:08I don't tell you very often. In fact, I never tell you at all.

0:56:08 > 0:56:12- But... - CAR PULLS UP OUTSIDE

0:56:12 > 0:56:13I respect you.

0:56:15 > 0:56:18I support you.

0:56:18 > 0:56:20- And I love you. - HAMMERING AT DOOR

0:56:23 > 0:56:25I have a court order for possession.

0:56:25 > 0:56:28- What are you doing?- We're in the middle of a civil partnership!

0:56:28 > 0:56:30You can't just barge in here!

0:56:30 > 0:56:32You've got four months of mortgage arrears.

0:56:32 > 0:56:36- Oi! What you doing? - I need to ask you all to leave.

0:56:37 > 0:56:39What have you done?

0:56:39 > 0:56:42- I haven't done anything! - Then what are they doing here?

0:56:42 > 0:56:44Tamwar! What have you done?

0:56:54 > 0:56:57Everything we've worked for - it's ruined.

0:56:57 > 0:56:59Your brother's wedding, it's ruined.

0:56:59 > 0:57:01How could you do it, Tamwar?

0:57:01 > 0:57:03I don't know.

0:57:03 > 0:57:07- OK, come on, you can come out now, it's all right.- Sy...

0:57:08 > 0:57:11How much? How much do we owe?

0:57:11 > 0:57:15Er... 12,000 - mortgage arrears.

0:57:15 > 0:57:1712K? Man, that's a lot of money!

0:57:17 > 0:57:20It says here you've had the letters.

0:57:23 > 0:57:25I've not read any letters.

0:57:29 > 0:57:32You stupid, stupid boy!

0:57:32 > 0:57:33Whoa, whoa. Easy!

0:57:34 > 0:57:36Sy?

0:57:36 > 0:57:38You are useless!

0:57:38 > 0:57:41Gutless!

0:57:41 > 0:57:43All you had to do was tell us, Tamwar.

0:57:43 > 0:57:46What...what are we expected to do now?

0:57:48 > 0:57:51Just tell me, what are we expected to do?

0:57:51 > 0:57:54- FAT BOY:- "So if you'd like to raise your glasses...

0:57:54 > 0:57:58"with whatever my mother has deemed appropriate..."

0:57:58 > 0:57:59HE LAUGHS

0:57:59 > 0:58:01Aww. "..to love."

0:58:03 > 0:58:04Ah, Tam.

0:58:53 > 0:58:56- AMERICAN ACCENT:- "Hey. Hey, Denise.

0:58:56 > 0:58:58"How you doing?"

0:58:58 > 0:58:59No, no, no, come on.

0:58:59 > 0:59:01HE CLEARS THROAT

0:59:01 > 0:59:03"Hey, Denise. How you doing?"

0:59:03 > 0:59:04Oh, come on!

0:59:05 > 0:59:09"Hey, Denise. How you doing?"

0:59:11 > 0:59:13Mmm, yeah, I like that one.

0:59:13 > 0:59:15You stop touching that, all right?

0:59:15 > 0:59:18If you damage any of my property, you will hear from me!

0:59:18 > 0:59:20You - explain yourself.

0:59:20 > 0:59:23I can't, Mum. I can't, OK? It's not me. I've not done anything wrong.

0:59:23 > 0:59:26- So this is their mistake, right? - I don't know.- You paid, yes?

0:59:26 > 0:59:30- Listen, he has paid. You have paid the mortgage? - That's not what I said.

0:59:30 > 0:59:33Right, in that case, you stop. You stop doing that.

0:59:33 > 0:59:35And you! Listen, tell your man to stop doing that.

0:59:35 > 0:59:36He has paid the mortgage.

0:59:38 > 0:59:41Come on, show them. Show them. Where? In here.

0:59:41 > 0:59:4512K. That's a hell of a lot of...

0:59:47 > 0:59:49Tamwar, show me!

0:59:51 > 0:59:52Where's Syed?

0:59:55 > 0:59:59- Look, take Yas for me. - Christian...- Not now, Rox.

1:00:01 > 1:00:034K.

1:00:03 > 1:00:06Hey, 4K, and they go away for today.

1:00:06 > 1:00:10- What? - Give you some breathing space, bruv.

1:00:10 > 1:00:14Show good willing to the bank manager, get down to the Citizens Advice...

1:00:14 > 1:00:17a long lie down in a darkened room - whatever.

1:00:17 > 1:00:19Erm...yeah.

1:00:19 > 1:00:21OK, yeah.

1:00:21 > 1:00:25This is our family business in crisis.

1:00:25 > 1:00:27If this business goes down, we all go down.

1:00:27 > 1:00:29That's enough, Zainab! We're going to be all right, OK?

1:00:29 > 1:00:33I don't want them to take everything away that we've worked for, Masood,

1:00:33 > 1:00:35for some administrative error.

1:00:35 > 1:00:39- And when I find it, you will swing. - Can you get your hands on 4K, cash?

1:00:43 > 1:00:44Huh?

1:00:44 > 1:00:47So it's a win-win.

1:00:47 > 1:00:49Er...

1:00:49 > 1:00:53You get dinner on us down the road. Kim?

1:00:53 > 1:00:58Well, if you ask nice, I can show you the way to the caff.

1:00:58 > 1:01:00Lads!

1:01:00 > 1:01:03- Kim, Kim, Kim. I'll meet you there, yeah?- Yeah.

1:01:03 > 1:01:05Ah!

1:01:07 > 1:01:08Kids!

1:01:08 > 1:01:12You have got one hour to empty your piggy bank.

1:01:12 > 1:01:16Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock...

1:01:18 > 1:01:21- Christian...- He's scared, all right? He's panicking.

1:01:21 > 1:01:25He's left you on your wedding day. What is more important than you and him on your wedding day?

1:01:25 > 1:01:28- It's his family. They're going to lose...- So he runs away?

1:01:28 > 1:01:31He runs away when everybody needs him most? What is he so scared of?

1:01:34 > 1:01:36He did this to them, didn't he?

1:01:37 > 1:01:39This is why you wanted my cash.

1:01:39 > 1:01:43- Look, he didn't mean to, all right? It was wrong choices, bad investments.- Listen to yourself!

1:01:43 > 1:01:46- Please listen to yourself. - You've never really liked him!

1:01:46 > 1:01:48No. No, not really. Not much.

1:01:50 > 1:01:51But I love you.

1:01:53 > 1:01:55And he's supposed to love them

1:01:55 > 1:01:57and he's just dropped them right in it.

1:01:59 > 1:02:01He get you a wedding present yet?

1:02:01 > 1:02:05- Nice tattoo on your forehead saying "doormat"?- Oh, that's just lovely(!)

1:02:05 > 1:02:08You want to be very, very careful, Christian, that you're not next.

1:02:08 > 1:02:11We're done. Huh?

1:02:11 > 1:02:15- We're done here.- No, Christian, wait! Christian, hold on a min...

1:02:15 > 1:02:17KIM: Look Amy, it's Mummy. Hey, Mummy!

1:02:17 > 1:02:19Ooh, it's Mummy.

1:02:19 > 1:02:21- Hey!- How you doing?

1:02:21 > 1:02:24- You missed us?- Come on, baby, come on.- Yeah, well, she's here now.

1:02:24 > 1:02:28Come on, guys, let me show you where to fill up.

1:02:28 > 1:02:31These are hungry boys. KIM CHUCKLES

1:02:58 > 1:03:00DOOR OPENS

1:03:03 > 1:03:04Pure class, that, Sy(!)

1:03:06 > 1:03:09- Christian... - What's the plan for the honeymoon?

1:03:09 > 1:03:11Get to Paris and rip off some old granny?

1:03:13 > 1:03:15HE MUTTERS

1:03:15 > 1:03:18Suss it out, suss it out, suss it out.

1:03:18 > 1:03:21Hello. Hello. What am I going to do with these table flowers?

1:03:21 > 1:03:25Yeah, but what am I going to do with these table flowers? They're table flowers!

1:03:25 > 1:03:28She ain't going to want no table flowers. What she going to do?

1:03:28 > 1:03:30No. Low it, low it, low it.

1:03:30 > 1:03:33What she going to do with some fat boy? You know,

1:03:33 > 1:03:35she's a big woman. She's a big woman.

1:03:35 > 1:03:38But you are a man. You're a man.

1:03:38 > 1:03:40You're a man. So go and knock on the door like a man.

1:03:40 > 1:03:44Go knock on the door like a man. Go knock on the door like a man...

1:03:44 > 1:03:46A flower is a flower. A flower's a flower.

1:03:46 > 1:03:48A flower's a flower. A flower's a flower.

1:03:48 > 1:03:50OK.

1:03:52 > 1:03:54Let's do it in one minute. I'll do it in one minute.

1:03:54 > 1:03:57I can do it in one minute. I just...

1:04:20 > 1:04:22It's OK. It's going to be OK.

1:04:22 > 1:04:26I just check the balance, make sure the money's in the kids' account,

1:04:26 > 1:04:29then I get down the high street and I draw the lot out. The lot.

1:04:29 > 1:04:33- You can stall them in the cafe, can't you, if you have to? - If you lend me the price of a cuppa.

1:04:33 > 1:04:35Thank you.

1:04:35 > 1:04:36Shut up.

1:04:38 > 1:04:40Thank God for Zainab.

1:04:40 > 1:04:42Ain't every day you hear that being said.

1:04:42 > 1:04:46Well, she's the one that insisted - saving for the kids' future, putting the child benefit away.

1:04:49 > 1:04:52Especially after Kamil and Tam's college fund.

1:04:54 > 1:04:56However strapped, she insisted.

1:04:56 > 1:04:59I mean, there's got to be more than 4K in this account. And...

1:05:07 > 1:05:10No. It doesn't add up.

1:05:10 > 1:05:13- Tamwar, it just doesn't add up. - No. I...

1:05:13 > 1:05:15No, Tamwar!

1:05:15 > 1:05:19You know, it's all well and good being marginally academic

1:05:19 > 1:05:20and having a GCSE in maths.

1:05:20 > 1:05:23But that doesn't mean that you don't have to concentrate.

1:05:23 > 1:05:26- Do you want to know where it all goes wrong for you, huh? - Not particularly, no.

1:05:26 > 1:05:29Because you've had this fundamental personality flaw

1:05:29 > 1:05:31- from when you were Kamil's age. - Tell me anyway.

1:05:31 > 1:05:35You don't stick with things! You don't pay attention to the details -

1:05:35 > 1:05:37to the little things.

1:05:39 > 1:05:43You want to know why Afia got on that moped of hers, hmm,

1:05:43 > 1:05:45and rode off into the sunset?

1:05:45 > 1:05:48Oh, I'm sorry. Did I hurt your feelings, Tamwar?

1:05:48 > 1:05:51Because you have just spoilt your brother's wedding.

1:05:51 > 1:05:54You need to think about the rest of us for a change.

1:05:54 > 1:05:58Your father, racing around Walford right now,

1:05:58 > 1:06:02chasing after some harebrained scheme that AJ has come up with.

1:06:06 > 1:06:08Tamwar...

1:06:08 > 1:06:11think, all right? I just need you to think.

1:06:13 > 1:06:18Where did you record the mortgage payments?

1:06:20 > 1:06:21I didn't.

1:06:23 > 1:06:28Then what is the point in being slightly above average intelligence

1:06:28 > 1:06:30if you can't even get the principles right?

1:06:30 > 1:06:33There are two columns. Do you see here? Two columns.

1:06:33 > 1:06:36What goes in, what comes out. It is not rocket science.

1:06:36 > 1:06:40It is basic office principle.

1:06:43 > 1:06:47How - how?! - can someone forget to pay the mortgage?

1:06:47 > 1:06:49What kind of imbecile

1:06:49 > 1:06:52- doesn't remember to pay the business mortgage?- Syed!

1:06:55 > 1:06:57Educated guess, Mum.

1:06:57 > 1:07:00A-level in maths, physics, chemistry, biology -

1:07:00 > 1:07:02oh, further maths.

1:07:02 > 1:07:05So I'd say Syed, what with you putting him in charge of...

1:07:05 > 1:07:06What was it? Fixing my business?

1:07:18 > 1:07:20HE MUTTERS

1:07:27 > 1:07:31Just go, just go. Just be strong, just be strong. Big man, big man.

1:07:36 > 1:07:39Just leave it, just leave it.

1:07:39 > 1:07:41- DENISE:- Can I help you?

1:07:43 > 1:07:46Er, erm...

1:07:46 > 1:07:49Hey. I...

1:07:49 > 1:07:52Amy! Amy, stop biting the nice man's legs!

1:07:52 > 1:07:53Stop. I'm so sorry! I'm sorry.

1:07:53 > 1:07:56- Not until you know him better. - SHE CHUCKLES

1:07:59 > 1:08:02I always say you can't judge a book by its cover.

1:08:02 > 1:08:06- And bailiffs earn a mint, innit? - Oi, you're spoken for.- I know.

1:08:06 > 1:08:08- I know. This is bantering.- Yeah.

1:08:08 > 1:08:11- I'm just having a little bit of banter, innit.- Banter. Banter?

1:08:11 > 1:08:14Don't much fancy the look of yours.

1:08:14 > 1:08:16Bad call.

1:08:16 > 1:08:20Ooh! Someone's hungry.

1:08:20 > 1:08:23So I just wanted to come ov...

1:08:23 > 1:08:28Cos I... Cos what I wanted to do - I wanted to say, er, that...

1:08:28 > 1:08:29D-Denise...

1:08:30 > 1:08:32I hope you get better soon.

1:08:32 > 1:08:35With a...erm...

1:08:35 > 1:08:37table decoration.

1:08:39 > 1:08:43Yeah, you know, a beautiful flower is a beautiful flower.

1:08:44 > 1:08:48What I mean is, you and the flow...

1:08:48 > 1:08:50- like the both of you... - Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

1:08:50 > 1:08:55- Yeah, I did get it.- Cool. - That's...very subtle.

1:08:58 > 1:08:59- Well...- So, yeah.

1:08:59 > 1:09:01I guess I'll just take that...

1:09:03 > 1:09:05..and go and pop it on a table.

1:09:07 > 1:09:08Oh...

1:09:08 > 1:09:10Oh, sorry. Yeah, sorry.

1:09:10 > 1:09:12You know, I know, you know.

1:09:12 > 1:09:15Like, I understand.

1:09:15 > 1:09:18I mean, cos, like, you know, why would you,

1:09:18 > 1:09:22in the cold light of day and that? But, er... I just wanted to say...

1:09:24 > 1:09:25..I think you're amazing.

1:09:31 > 1:09:34- There...- Yeah? Mm-hm? Yeah? There...

1:09:34 > 1:09:36Yeah?

1:09:36 > 1:09:39There is...er...a lot of tables

1:09:39 > 1:09:41in the B&B.

1:09:43 > 1:09:47So I guess it might be better on a windowsill, or...

1:09:49 > 1:09:52You can come and help me look for a place for it...

1:09:52 > 1:09:53if you like.

1:10:00 > 1:10:02# Let's get it on. #

1:10:06 > 1:10:08I made a dreadful mistake.

1:10:08 > 1:10:12- Dreadful mistake. I'm so, so sorry, Tamwar.- You said.

1:10:16 > 1:10:19There's a plan, OK? I'll call him.

1:10:19 > 1:10:22Where your brother's concerned, there's always a plan, isn't there?

1:10:25 > 1:10:28Though why he wouldn't just tell us about it, I don't know, but...

1:10:30 > 1:10:34Oh! Oh, maybe he's getting all the paperwork together, yeah?

1:10:34 > 1:10:37So that he can talk us through the strategy.

1:10:39 > 1:10:42I tell you, that boy's entrepreneurial spirit,

1:10:42 > 1:10:45it causes such unnecessary grief.

1:10:45 > 1:10:47Yeah.

1:10:47 > 1:10:50OK, er... you call your father. I'll...

1:10:50 > 1:10:53You know, I'd pick Syed as my favourite as well, if I was his mum.

1:10:56 > 1:10:57What did you say?

1:10:59 > 1:11:02Syed is not my favourite.

1:11:02 > 1:11:04I...I don't have favourites.

1:11:04 > 1:11:06Tamwar... No, no, no...

1:11:08 > 1:11:09SHE STUTTERS

1:11:09 > 1:11:13Some children are just...

1:11:13 > 1:11:16less capable. N-not so independent.

1:11:16 > 1:11:22They're less able to fend for themselves and some...

1:11:22 > 1:11:25Are better looking and more fun and you like them more.

1:11:25 > 1:11:27No! Tamwar...

1:11:27 > 1:11:28- What?- No.

1:11:28 > 1:11:32It's all good. There's nothing to discuss, Mum. I'm an adult.

1:11:32 > 1:11:34I'm not comparing birthday presents.

1:11:34 > 1:11:36Just call Syed.

1:11:36 > 1:11:38Listen to me. Hey...

1:11:40 > 1:11:42I do love you.

1:11:46 > 1:11:49Then stop expecting me to fall over.

1:11:49 > 1:11:50Please.

1:11:54 > 1:11:56You don't have to pick me up every time.

1:11:56 > 1:12:00You don't have to go up the school and sort things out.

1:12:02 > 1:12:05OK? The popular gang weren't leaving me out. I was just a geek,

1:12:05 > 1:12:08with glasses and a plaster.

1:12:08 > 1:12:10And...

1:12:10 > 1:12:12I left myself out every playtime,

1:12:12 > 1:12:15messing about on a calculator, pretending to be a doctor.

1:12:18 > 1:12:22I'm never going to grow floppy hair in my eyes and charm you, Mum.

1:12:22 > 1:12:24- That's just how it is. - No. No, that is not fair!- Yeah.

1:12:24 > 1:12:28No! We love you for who you are, Tamwar.

1:12:28 > 1:12:32We love you both equally, yeah? Your father and I, we love you.

1:12:32 > 1:12:34We gave you the restaurant.

1:12:34 > 1:12:36We didn't give it to Syed. We didn't expect you to fail.

1:12:36 > 1:12:40Tamwar, we gave the restaurant to you.

1:12:40 > 1:12:41Yeah.

1:12:41 > 1:12:45And thank you, but I didn't want it. I never wanted it.

1:12:45 > 1:12:47This was your and Dad's dream.

1:12:47 > 1:12:50I want to go to university.

1:12:50 > 1:12:55And not Oxford, OK? Just some normal university where I can go...

1:12:55 > 1:12:58muck about on a calculator,

1:12:58 > 1:12:59brew up the cure to cancer -

1:12:59 > 1:13:03whatever it was I was supposed to have done when I finished school.

1:13:05 > 1:13:08You don't have to back me if you don't want to, OK?

1:13:10 > 1:13:14But I have to go to university now, Mum.

1:13:14 > 1:13:15OK?

1:13:15 > 1:13:18OK. Tamwar...

1:13:18 > 1:13:19Wait!

1:13:36 > 1:13:39Syed? SHE GROANS

1:13:41 > 1:13:44Syed, can you call me when you get this, please, OK? Call me.

1:13:49 > 1:13:55Come on! Zainab would never clear out the children's savings account.

1:13:55 > 1:13:59University fees are her favourite soapbox. There's got to be some logical explanation.

1:13:59 > 1:14:01- HE SIGHS - Nothing.

1:14:01 > 1:14:05Oh, try the, er...kitchen drawers.

1:14:06 > 1:14:10Hello. Yes. Yes, I am STILL here...

1:14:12 > 1:14:14No, I said I'm still here.

1:14:14 > 1:14:17Yeah. Yeah. My wife and I...

1:14:18 > 1:14:22No, because I don't have the account number, I've just got the card.

1:14:22 > 1:14:26Yes. OK, yeah, the regular payments are in child...

1:14:28 > 1:14:30Child benefits.

1:14:30 > 1:14:34The regular payments are in child bene...

1:14:34 > 1:14:37Child... Listen, Kevin! Look, I know Kevin isn't your real name

1:14:37 > 1:14:40but I'm up against the clock here.

1:14:40 > 1:14:42Someone's taken our money.

1:14:42 > 1:14:45YES! Yes, fraud.

1:14:45 > 1:14:48I want to speak to the manager or whatever you call them in Mumbai.

1:14:48 > 1:14:50I said whatever you...

1:14:50 > 1:14:52Look, I've just got to speak to a manager now!

1:14:52 > 1:14:54I want to report a robbery!

1:14:57 > 1:14:58Cleared out.

1:15:03 > 1:15:04Well, thi...

1:15:04 > 1:15:07This can't be... I... There's...

1:15:08 > 1:15:10There's got to be a logical...

1:15:10 > 1:15:12Yeah, well, there's some expensive handbags out there.

1:15:16 > 1:15:20It wasn't me. You don't think it was...me?

1:15:23 > 1:15:24No.

1:15:24 > 1:15:27Well, then, ask her what she's spent it on.

1:15:27 > 1:15:31You know, and I'll clear out the booze, empty the restaurant fridge.

1:15:31 > 1:15:35We can still raise the money. We can still turn this around, Mas.

1:15:36 > 1:15:38Masood, we need to get back to the Argee Bhajee.

1:15:38 > 1:15:42- She's doing it again. - So ask her. You know, have it out.

1:15:42 > 1:15:44Civilised conversation over a cup of coffee,

1:15:44 > 1:15:47whatever it is you grown-ups do,

1:15:47 > 1:15:49but in half an hour...in twen...

1:15:49 > 1:15:53in 15 minutes, those bailiffs are walking back into your restaurant

1:15:53 > 1:15:55and they are taking the lot. Tick-tock.

1:16:08 > 1:16:12Better or worse than the bathroom? What do you think?

1:16:13 > 1:16:15It's looking good.

1:16:17 > 1:16:20Nah. No, I don't think so.

1:16:21 > 1:16:23Erm...

1:16:23 > 1:16:25Ah.

1:16:28 > 1:16:30Nah.

1:16:32 > 1:16:35Maybe...

1:16:35 > 1:16:38back down in the dining room,

1:16:38 > 1:16:40or...er...

1:16:40 > 1:16:42closer to the bed.

1:16:44 > 1:16:46Y-yeah, yeah. Er...

1:16:46 > 1:16:50Yeah, c-closer to the bed. I think that's a...

1:16:50 > 1:16:52It's a good idea, and....

1:16:52 > 1:16:54And, er...

1:16:54 > 1:16:58- Yeah, I mean, you know, but to see it properly you've got to see it from every angle.- Yeah. Yeah.

1:16:59 > 1:17:01- Mm.- Yeah.

1:17:02 > 1:17:05So...you shut the curtains

1:17:05 > 1:17:08and, er, maybe we can check it out.

1:17:10 > 1:17:12- Yeah?- Yeah.

1:17:22 > 1:17:25- You knew this was coming. - Look, we go away.

1:17:25 > 1:17:27You must have known about it for days - weeks, even.

1:17:27 > 1:17:28On our honeymoon, Christian.

1:17:28 > 1:17:31It's what you want. It's what you've planned and organised

1:17:31 > 1:17:34- and spent the past God knows how long going on about.- You what?

1:17:34 > 1:17:36- And when we get back...- Going on?

1:17:36 > 1:17:39When we get back and the dust has settled, I will explain it then.

1:17:39 > 1:17:41You mean when the Argee Bhajee's boarded up

1:17:41 > 1:17:43and Tam's taken it in the neck?

1:17:43 > 1:17:46- And your parents, when they can't pay the mortgage on their house? - We will work it out then.

1:17:46 > 1:17:50- No.- Christian, this is my family. - Yeah, well, they're mine now.

1:17:50 > 1:17:54Look, I am not running this past you. We've booked a holiday.

1:17:54 > 1:17:56It is non-refundable. We go on our honeymoon now.

1:17:56 > 1:18:01Oh, grow up, Syed! We're supposed to be over there now.

1:18:01 > 1:18:05Laughing, dancing, happy.

1:18:05 > 1:18:09Now, I can cope with the fact that you have ruined my wedding day...

1:18:09 > 1:18:10and I can live with the fact

1:18:10 > 1:18:13that you are a failed and useless businessman

1:18:13 > 1:18:17- that goes behind my back... - This is how it's going to be, is it?

1:18:17 > 1:18:19Every time we argue, you bring up a stupid kiss?

1:18:19 > 1:18:22..but I cannot live with a coward!

1:18:24 > 1:18:28So you go and you leave this mess that you've made,

1:18:28 > 1:18:30you go on that honeymoon now...

1:18:34 > 1:18:36..and you go on your own.

1:19:41 > 1:19:43THEY CHUCKLE

1:19:43 > 1:19:46Right, lads, let's go.

1:19:46 > 1:19:49Is that the time already? Oh, what a shame!

1:20:13 > 1:20:14Game over.

1:20:16 > 1:20:19No-one can say we didn't push it to the wire, people.

1:20:20 > 1:20:24Asians running an Indian - who wants to live that cliche, eh?

1:20:42 > 1:20:43Here you go.

1:20:43 > 1:20:44Come on, sweetheart.

1:20:46 > 1:20:48Thanks.

1:20:48 > 1:20:50She wanted her daddy.

1:20:51 > 1:20:53Come on, Amy.

1:20:53 > 1:20:57Christian, listen to me. I've checked, all right?

1:20:57 > 1:20:59I can get my hands on a couple of grand.

1:20:59 > 1:21:02I tell you what - you go and play.

1:21:02 > 1:21:03Yeah, go on, you go with Yasmin.

1:21:03 > 1:21:05- Go in Yasmin's room and play. - Good girl.

1:21:05 > 1:21:09There you go, sweetheart. In you go.

1:21:09 > 1:21:11I'll see you in a minute.

1:21:11 > 1:21:14All right, look, there is...

1:21:14 > 1:21:18There is Amy's account and all that, but I have to give notice, so...

1:21:19 > 1:21:22So the thing is...

1:21:22 > 1:21:24I will lend it to them.

1:21:24 > 1:21:26I know the Masoods aren't my family, but...

1:21:28 > 1:21:29..you are, and...

1:21:29 > 1:21:33You can't afford to be dishing out loans.

1:21:33 > 1:21:36They can have it. They can have it if that's what they want.

1:21:38 > 1:21:41Look, I know it's none of my business.

1:21:41 > 1:21:44- I was just trying to look out for you.- I know.

1:21:44 > 1:21:48I know I need to back off, so I'm going to back off, OK?

1:21:48 > 1:21:49I'll back off.

1:21:49 > 1:21:52- Syed's your husband now, and... - He's left me.

1:21:54 > 1:21:55He's left me, Rox.

1:22:09 > 1:22:12SHE SOBS

1:22:14 > 1:22:15Dignity.

1:22:18 > 1:22:20Dignity, please, Zainab.

1:22:20 > 1:22:21Yes.

1:22:24 > 1:22:28And when we get through this...

1:22:28 > 1:22:32when the bailiffs are done and Syed is home from his honeymoon...

1:22:32 > 1:22:37we can try and work out what went so very, very wrong here.

1:22:40 > 1:22:41And you...

1:22:43 > 1:22:45..you...

1:22:46 > 1:22:48..you, Zainab...

1:22:48 > 1:22:49you can tell us

1:22:49 > 1:22:53what you've done with all the cash from the kids' savings account.

1:22:55 > 1:22:57Tamwar's college fund?

1:22:58 > 1:23:00KNOCK AT DOOR

1:23:03 > 1:23:06Because I am sure there's a reasonable explanation...

1:23:06 > 1:23:08BAILIFF: Open up.

1:23:09 > 1:23:10You heard the man.

1:23:15 > 1:23:20And I am sure...you wouldn't do it again, Zainab.

1:23:22 > 1:23:25You wouldn't lie

1:23:25 > 1:23:27behind my back AGAIN,

1:23:27 > 1:23:31secrets AGAIN...

1:23:31 > 1:23:35- Masood...- I mean, it hasn't even been a year, has it? - KNOCK AT DOOR

1:23:35 > 1:23:36Gents...

1:23:36 > 1:23:38Can we talk about this later?

1:23:38 > 1:23:42It hasn't even been a year since you cheated on me!

1:23:44 > 1:23:46HAS IT?

1:23:49 > 1:23:52I mean, it has got to be something very important

1:23:52 > 1:23:55to throw away your own kids' future.

1:24:00 > 1:24:01Something vital, is it?

1:24:03 > 1:24:05Or is it someone?

1:24:05 > 1:24:08- I'm sorry.- Who is it, Zainab?

1:24:08 > 1:24:09Me.

1:24:16 > 1:24:18Me.

1:24:18 > 1:24:21Thank God. Thank God.

1:24:21 > 1:24:24Always at the last minute, always your phone on silent.

1:24:24 > 1:24:28You see, Masood, I wasn't keeping any "secrets" from you.

1:24:28 > 1:24:31And I certainly did not "take" our children's savings.

1:24:31 > 1:24:35I merely entrusted them to our eldest son.

1:24:35 > 1:24:36- Mum...- No, no, no.

1:24:36 > 1:24:38You like that word so much, Masood? Trust?

1:24:38 > 1:24:40You need to go and look it up.

1:24:41 > 1:24:43So go on, tell him.

1:24:43 > 1:24:46It'll all make sense. I know it will, OK. And then you can tell them.

1:24:46 > 1:24:49And then they, they can leave.

1:24:49 > 1:24:50It was me.

1:24:54 > 1:24:55This is...

1:24:59 > 1:25:02Mum, I didn't pay the mortgage.

1:25:09 > 1:25:12OK. Shall we make a start in the kitchen, lads?

1:25:16 > 1:25:18But there's a plan, right, Syed?

1:25:18 > 1:25:21There must be a reason, right..?

1:25:23 > 1:25:24I wrote that cheque.

1:25:28 > 1:25:31I invested 10k in cleaning products on the back of a handshake

1:25:31 > 1:25:32and I sold them at a loss.

1:25:32 > 1:25:34Oh, my...

1:25:44 > 1:25:46Trust?

1:25:47 > 1:25:50But I'm holding my hands up, all right, Dad?

1:25:53 > 1:25:55No excuses.

1:25:57 > 1:25:59But I've learnt my lesson, I swear,

1:25:59 > 1:26:01and if you just give me a chance, I can prove it.

1:26:01 > 1:26:04We can... We can buy this place back.

1:26:04 > 1:26:07You know, I can repay every penny. I can earn your respect back.

1:26:09 > 1:26:12Dad, I know that the buck stops with me.

1:26:19 > 1:26:20Mum, I...

1:26:20 > 1:26:22Noise, Syed.

1:26:22 > 1:26:24All you are making is noise,

1:26:24 > 1:26:28and I cannot understand a single word you are saying to me.

1:26:31 > 1:26:33Look, Dad, it's 50 quid.

1:26:36 > 1:26:37Look, it's not...

1:26:40 > 1:26:43It's the last of my overdraft from the cash machine.

1:26:45 > 1:26:49And the euros, for the honeymoon.

1:26:53 > 1:26:54Dad?

1:27:03 > 1:27:05Trust?

1:27:21 > 1:27:24Come on, come on. It's only money. It's only a business.

1:27:24 > 1:27:27Five minutes ago you were up against the clock

1:27:27 > 1:27:28and counting frozen chickens!

1:27:28 > 1:27:33Five minutes ago I didn't know your son was a bigger idiot than me,

1:27:33 > 1:27:36and the divine Zainab blown the family fortunes and fibbed about it.

1:27:36 > 1:27:37She didn't tell me!

1:27:37 > 1:27:41So, so serious!

1:27:41 > 1:27:46It's like snakes and ladders with you, Mas.

1:27:46 > 1:27:51So you've slid down all the snakes, the dice is under the sofa.

1:27:51 > 1:27:54So you lost this one. No biggie. No-one died, did they?

1:27:54 > 1:27:56Uh?

1:27:57 > 1:27:59Ah!

1:28:04 > 1:28:06I knew he'd be like this.

1:28:06 > 1:28:07I knew he would react like this.

1:28:07 > 1:28:10What did you expect, Syed? A pat on the back?

1:28:10 > 1:28:13You were supposed to be helping us.

1:28:13 > 1:28:16- Well, he's royally screwed us over now, Mum.- No!

1:28:16 > 1:28:19No, I did not default on the mortgage payments

1:28:19 > 1:28:20in the first place, Tamwar. You did.

1:28:20 > 1:28:23I did not run this restaurant into the ground, did I?

1:28:23 > 1:28:24Did I?

1:28:26 > 1:28:28You know, this is my wedding day.

1:28:30 > 1:28:31What a farce.

1:28:35 > 1:28:40Ma, we both know why you didn't ask Dad to try and fix help this...

1:28:40 > 1:28:41Don't you dare twist this round on Dad!

1:28:41 > 1:28:44Oh, no. It's not Dad. It's never our precious father.

1:28:44 > 1:28:46Do you hear him having a go at you about the mess

1:28:46 > 1:28:49you left the restaurant in before I even got here?

1:28:49 > 1:28:52Nothing. Not one word.

1:28:52 > 1:28:55Because he's different with you, Tam.

1:28:55 > 1:28:58Yeah, he is. Because he gets you. Because he wants to know you.

1:28:58 > 1:29:01I mean, do you know how many times he's...?

1:29:08 > 1:29:10He doesn't even like me, Mum.

1:29:10 > 1:29:11Syed...

1:29:14 > 1:29:16It's OK. It's OK.

1:29:17 > 1:29:20I'm so sorry.

1:29:20 > 1:29:23I know. I know.

1:29:29 > 1:29:31The bailiff van ain't gone yet, though, has it?

1:29:31 > 1:29:34So I thought, you know, maybe here would be better.

1:29:34 > 1:29:36I can always take him back to the B&B

1:29:36 > 1:29:38if you need to have a little discuss, you know.

1:29:38 > 1:29:41It's not a problem, cos I love kids, you know.

1:29:43 > 1:29:44Bless Rakil.

1:29:44 > 1:29:46- Kamil.- Kamil, yeah.

1:29:46 > 1:29:49And all his little questions, questions, questions.

1:29:49 > 1:29:51Too many questions.

1:29:51 > 1:29:55So you didn't raise the cash then, no?

1:29:56 > 1:29:58The bailiffs are going to take everything you got?

1:29:58 > 1:30:00Tough call, Masood. Tough call.

1:30:02 > 1:30:05Hey, mate of mine - one minute she's getting her teeth whitened

1:30:05 > 1:30:07and a Christmas mini-break to Tenerife. Lost her job.

1:30:07 > 1:30:11Next minute, I couldn't believe it, she's on antidepressants

1:30:11 > 1:30:13a key to a bedsit, acne breaking out, roots showing...

1:30:13 > 1:30:15Thank you for bringing Kamil home.

1:30:15 > 1:30:17It's OK.

1:30:17 > 1:30:21Now that is the face of a woman on the edge.

1:30:22 > 1:30:24I really don't think that is any of your business...

1:30:24 > 1:30:27No, no. Listen, I can always put the kettle for you, you know.

1:30:27 > 1:30:29Cos I know you two probably need

1:30:29 > 1:30:31to sit down and talk through the trauma.

1:30:31 > 1:30:32I'm glad you're here.

1:30:32 > 1:30:33Yeah?

1:30:33 > 1:30:35Save me packing a suitcase.

1:30:39 > 1:30:43I really don't think you should overreact like this, Masood.

1:30:48 > 1:30:50You know, you can put on your own kettle, yeah?

1:30:50 > 1:30:52Sorry.

1:30:56 > 1:30:59I want you out.

1:31:09 > 1:31:10Ssh!

1:31:20 > 1:31:22Do not speak a word of all this.

1:31:25 > 1:31:27- Fat Boy!- All right.- Ain't you got a grown-up name I can use?

1:31:27 > 1:31:30All right, I promise I won't speak a word of it, all right?

1:31:30 > 1:31:31- All right.- OK.

1:31:32 > 1:31:33- All right.- All right.

1:31:33 > 1:31:35DOOR OPENS

1:31:35 > 1:31:36- Back door.- What?

1:31:36 > 1:31:38The back door.

1:31:38 > 1:31:39Let's just tell her.

1:31:39 > 1:31:40Just go!

1:31:40 > 1:31:43Listen, you feeling better? You're definitely looking better, baby.

1:31:43 > 1:31:46So come here. Just call me the Love Doctor, yeah?

1:31:46 > 1:31:48- Too much?- Get lost.- All right, cool.

1:31:49 > 1:31:50Dee!

1:31:52 > 1:31:55Oh, my days.

1:31:55 > 1:31:58Why's your top on inside out?

1:32:00 > 1:32:03Girl, you will not believe what just happened.

1:32:36 > 1:32:39And she's like, "You stupid, stupid boy," and she's hitting him

1:32:39 > 1:32:41and he's cowering, and I'm thinking,

1:32:41 > 1:32:43"You know what? You need to fight back, kid,"

1:32:43 > 1:32:45cos Tam ain't stupid, you know, and 12,000 quid?

1:32:45 > 1:32:47That's a hell of a lot of money.

1:32:47 > 1:32:50You don't lose that money down the back of a drawer, do you? No.

1:32:50 > 1:32:52So then Mas, he's all sprawled out on the floor,

1:32:52 > 1:32:53so I dashed some water on him.

1:32:53 > 1:32:55Kim.

1:32:55 > 1:32:57All right, I didn't, but I should have done, though.

1:32:57 > 1:33:00Because he's sitting in the chair with his head in his hands

1:33:00 > 1:33:03and I'm thinking, "Any minute now, he's going to have a heart attack

1:33:03 > 1:33:05"and I'll have to give him mouth to mouth."

1:33:05 > 1:33:07What is wrong with just being honest?

1:33:07 > 1:33:09That's what he's trying to do, Masood.

1:33:09 > 1:33:11You have cleaned us out, Syed!

1:33:14 > 1:33:18And, once again, your mother has thrown all sanity,

1:33:18 > 1:33:20all sanity out of the window!

1:33:26 > 1:33:30From the moment you were born, you have been a wedge between us...

1:33:30 > 1:33:32- Masood! - And I don't even blame you. I don't.

1:33:32 > 1:33:37You were just a whiney, obnoxious child, full of your own self-worth.

1:33:37 > 1:33:38Well, say what you think, Dad.

1:33:38 > 1:33:41When did it ever matter what I think?

1:33:41 > 1:33:43You have driven us to the breadline

1:33:43 > 1:33:45and she has backed you all the way!

1:33:48 > 1:33:50I don't even understand what it is about you!

1:33:52 > 1:33:53Why you? Why?

1:33:53 > 1:33:56Why him, Zainab? Of all our children.

1:33:59 > 1:34:01Why didn't you talk to ME?

1:34:03 > 1:34:04Why didn't you ask me?

1:34:07 > 1:34:09What, am I not intelligent enough

1:34:09 > 1:34:12to understand your next hare-brained, half-baked scheme?

1:34:12 > 1:34:15- Because I didn't know! - Because you didn't know!

1:34:15 > 1:34:17Right.

1:34:19 > 1:34:21Why put blind faith in the least capable?

1:34:21 > 1:34:23Do you know why I did all this, Dad?

1:34:23 > 1:34:25For years I have tried to work it out, Syed.

1:34:25 > 1:34:26Do you know why I did all this..?

1:34:26 > 1:34:29From the moment you were born, you wedged yourself in that bed

1:34:29 > 1:34:32between us, and then kicked me in the back!

1:34:32 > 1:34:35Because I want to be a success!

1:34:35 > 1:34:39Because I wanted to make you proud, you blind old man!

1:34:39 > 1:34:40Well, get out!

1:34:42 > 1:34:44Get out!

1:34:47 > 1:34:49You get out from ruining my marriage

1:34:49 > 1:34:52and go and make your own husband miserable!

1:35:00 > 1:35:02What?

1:35:03 > 1:35:05What are you doing?

1:35:05 > 1:35:07I have had enough.

1:35:09 > 1:35:11Someone has to put a stop to it.

1:35:11 > 1:35:13Dancing his stupid dance.

1:35:13 > 1:35:15Watching Syed play you...

1:35:20 > 1:35:21I have had enough.

1:35:25 > 1:35:30Kim. Who was leaving with the suitcase? Masood or Zainab?

1:35:30 > 1:35:31Kim!

1:35:31 > 1:35:34Was Mas packing a suitcase for him or for Zainab?

1:35:34 > 1:35:36Denise. I do not know that.

1:35:36 > 1:35:38And it's not really our business though, is it?

1:35:40 > 1:35:44Yay, it's time to parteeeee! Tam, I've got your speech, bro.

1:35:44 > 1:35:46Where's the cake? Where's the happy couple?

1:35:46 > 1:35:48And why are those blokes outside?

1:35:49 > 1:35:51Hey. Excuse, me. Hey.

1:35:51 > 1:35:53Oi, you don't drink. That is not Muslim.

1:35:55 > 1:35:57Bailiffs. Outside. Tea break.

1:35:59 > 1:36:01It's a parallel universe.

1:36:06 > 1:36:07Ah!

1:36:09 > 1:36:10It's a sarong.

1:36:10 > 1:36:13Oh, yes, it is. Louder.

1:36:13 > 1:36:15It's a sarong.

1:36:15 > 1:36:16Yes, it is.

1:36:16 > 1:36:19Does Victoria Beckham know, huh, that you've actually

1:36:19 > 1:36:21been raiding her husband's 1998 summer wardrobe?

1:36:21 > 1:36:25Christian, please.

1:36:25 > 1:36:27Put it on. Put it on.

1:36:27 > 1:36:29Men can wear skirts, you know.

1:36:29 > 1:36:31Yeah. Bet you got a pair of matching sandals in here somewhere,

1:36:31 > 1:36:33ain't you?

1:36:33 > 1:36:34Oh, yes.

1:36:34 > 1:36:36It's a very practical item, actually.

1:36:36 > 1:36:37Did you get Syed one, as well?

1:36:37 > 1:36:41I bet you got him one different colour, same pattern. Bet you.

1:36:41 > 1:36:42Christian!

1:36:46 > 1:36:48Wow! You are a closet

1:36:48 > 1:36:52"matching-jumper-wearing heterosexual man", Christian Clarke.

1:36:54 > 1:36:57Clarke-Masood. I was thinking double-barrelled.

1:36:59 > 1:37:01It's pretentious anyway.

1:37:01 > 1:37:03Very.

1:37:03 > 1:37:05We need ice cream.

1:37:05 > 1:37:09Three tubs. I'll go to the shop, you get the spoons, OK?

1:37:26 > 1:37:29I am not enough, am I?

1:37:31 > 1:37:34There is just not enough of me!

1:37:37 > 1:37:40I'm all right if there's a Syed add-on to take all the devotion.

1:37:40 > 1:37:44Someone larger than life and twice as mental as Yusef.

1:37:46 > 1:37:48But a postman?

1:37:48 > 1:37:50A teaching assistant?

1:37:50 > 1:37:52An easy life? No.

1:37:52 > 1:37:56You want a knight in shining armour. I do know...

1:37:56 > 1:37:58I know exactly why you favour Syed.

1:38:00 > 1:38:04You are both aspirational snobs.

1:38:06 > 1:38:11For all your moral indignation, you are a liar!

1:38:14 > 1:38:17And you and Syed are two of a kind

1:38:17 > 1:38:20and I do not trust you.

1:38:21 > 1:38:23You don't trust me?

1:38:24 > 1:38:28So Jane - she was a figment of my imagination, yeah?

1:38:29 > 1:38:34- You know, we have both made mistakes, Masood...- Yeah.

1:38:34 > 1:38:36Oh, yeah.

1:38:36 > 1:38:38And I have tried.

1:38:40 > 1:38:42I have tried so hard.

1:38:42 > 1:38:46I've tried to be better, I have tried to be bigger.

1:38:46 > 1:38:49Get over it, for the sake of our other three children,

1:38:49 > 1:38:50for the sake of that little boy upstairs

1:38:50 > 1:38:54who you messed around for almost a year until he didn't know

1:38:54 > 1:38:57where he lived or who to call Daddy.

1:39:01 > 1:39:02Yeah.

1:39:03 > 1:39:05Keep my mouth shut.

1:39:05 > 1:39:07Stick it out. Us together.

1:39:09 > 1:39:10For the sake of Kamil.

1:39:11 > 1:39:16At least until he's 18, because surely after all that

1:39:16 > 1:39:18I will rate somewhere.

1:39:22 > 1:39:25Surely somewhere in there,

1:39:25 > 1:39:29there will be some level of respect.

1:39:33 > 1:39:34For me, Zainab.

1:39:40 > 1:39:41For me.

1:39:47 > 1:39:48Where?

1:39:50 > 1:39:53LULLABY PLAYS IN BACKGROUND

1:40:00 > 1:40:01Sweet dreams.

1:40:15 > 1:40:17I did it.

1:40:19 > 1:40:20I said it. I told them everything.

1:40:25 > 1:40:27I'm sorry.

1:40:32 > 1:40:34Dad hates me.

1:40:35 > 1:40:37They were never going to be laughing about it, Sy.

1:40:41 > 1:40:43Come here.

1:40:43 > 1:40:45Come on.

1:40:45 > 1:40:46Come on.

1:40:50 > 1:40:53I am too old to keep blaming them.

1:40:53 > 1:40:54Ssh.

1:40:57 > 1:40:58I'm a liar.

1:41:00 > 1:41:02He said I was a liar.

1:41:04 > 1:41:07A cheat. Making excuses, he said.

1:41:09 > 1:41:11Getting in between them.

1:41:13 > 1:41:15In their way.

1:41:20 > 1:41:22All that work you put in and I just ruin it.

1:41:26 > 1:41:28Who'd want to get landed, eh?

1:41:28 > 1:41:30Hey.

1:41:30 > 1:41:32I do.

1:41:34 > 1:41:36I do.

1:41:43 > 1:41:45I don't know what to do now.

1:41:46 > 1:41:49Sy, your parents will be all right.

1:41:49 > 1:41:50They always are.

1:41:50 > 1:41:54But they're not the only ones landed in it now, are they?

1:41:54 > 1:41:56Hmm?

1:41:57 > 1:42:00Time to stop thinking about yourself, handsome.

1:42:06 > 1:42:08Where has being good ever got me?

1:42:09 > 1:42:12No. The question is,

1:42:12 > 1:42:15is that if you go bad, where you going to go next?

1:42:17 > 1:42:20Straight down them Jahannam gates, bruv.

1:42:20 > 1:42:22Yeah, yeah. That's right, I can speak Muslim.

1:42:22 > 1:42:26I done a week in RE in Year 8, bruv.

1:42:26 > 1:42:27Lightweight.

1:42:30 > 1:42:31I lied.

1:42:31 > 1:42:32It's a family tradition.

1:42:32 > 1:42:35I don't like being second best!

1:42:35 > 1:42:38I mean, of course I compare birthday presents.

1:42:38 > 1:42:40What, did she think I wouldn't notice

1:42:40 > 1:42:43when Syed got a mountain bike, I got a fountain pen?

1:42:44 > 1:42:46I don't like being an after-thought.

1:42:46 > 1:42:49I don't like picking up the pieces and holding the fort.

1:42:52 > 1:42:55I'm not even my own wife's favourite. Do you know how that feels?

1:42:57 > 1:43:00You'll change your mind when the dust has settled, won't you?

1:43:04 > 1:43:06Maybe I could take on some extra shifts.

1:43:11 > 1:43:15Perhaps this is a blessing in disguise, Masood, you know?

1:43:16 > 1:43:19Everything out in the open.

1:43:21 > 1:43:25Maybe taking on the Argee Bhajee wasn't such a good idea.

1:43:25 > 1:43:29I mean, the recession isn't just a word on the news, is it?

1:43:31 > 1:43:34We knew full well that the restaurant was in trouble

1:43:34 > 1:43:38even before we missed a couple of the mortgage repayments, and...

1:43:52 > 1:43:55Masood, look. See?

1:43:55 > 1:44:00This could mean a new start, you know.

1:44:00 > 1:44:04We could turn things round with this.

1:44:04 > 1:44:06The family can pull together.

1:44:06 > 1:44:08And with our new son-in-law,

1:44:08 > 1:44:11things could be better tomorrow.

1:44:16 > 1:44:20We're a family, Masood, OK?

1:44:20 > 1:44:23We're a family, and that means that we are bound together

1:44:23 > 1:44:29and I don't mean with bills or direct debits or debt.

1:44:33 > 1:44:35How can I leave?

1:44:38 > 1:44:41So much history, so much effort. How can I leave?

1:44:45 > 1:44:48You don't want to do this to Kamil, do you,

1:44:48 > 1:44:49huh?

1:44:51 > 1:44:55No, see. I don't. I don't.

1:44:58 > 1:45:00So, tomorrow...

1:45:00 > 1:45:04Tomorrow, after you've patched things up with Syed, you know...

1:45:06 > 1:45:10..maybe things can be back to normal again, can't they?

1:45:14 > 1:45:18I'll make a plan. I will do a budget. I will...

1:45:24 > 1:45:27I don't work very well without you.

1:45:30 > 1:45:32Masood...

1:45:40 > 1:45:42Together.

1:45:42 > 1:45:43Tomorrow.

1:45:44 > 1:45:47We will be OK, won't we, huh?

1:45:52 > 1:45:54No.

1:46:00 > 1:46:02Yes, yes.

1:46:04 > 1:46:06Oh, here's to the happy couple.

1:46:06 > 1:46:08Yeah, yeah, cake's in the van, mate.

1:46:08 > 1:46:11Yeah, and I've eaten your canapes.

1:46:16 > 1:46:18I thought about what you said.

1:46:18 > 1:46:21Good. He said you would...

1:46:21 > 1:46:23and I...

1:46:25 > 1:46:28Congratulations. I didn't get to say anything earlier.

1:46:31 > 1:46:34Well, I just hope you two are happy.

1:46:34 > 1:46:37I mean, this is my brother so it's not likely.

1:46:37 > 1:46:40Just don't give him any money. Don't give him any responsibility

1:46:40 > 1:46:42and if he really hacks you off...

1:46:42 > 1:46:43Ah!

1:46:47 > 1:46:48Say it.

1:46:49 > 1:46:52- Say it!- I'm an idiot! I'm a stupid ugly idiot!

1:46:57 > 1:47:01I mean, it doesn't make a difference but it makes you feel a lot better.

1:47:03 > 1:47:05They're getting it on.

1:47:05 > 1:47:07They are most probably getting it on right now.

1:47:08 > 1:47:11You know, the best bit of falling out is making up.

1:47:11 > 1:47:14They've had the bailiffs in, Kim,

1:47:14 > 1:47:17they haven't had an argument over the cushion covers.

1:47:17 > 1:47:20Well, not everybody's a celibate nun, Denise.

1:47:20 > 1:47:23Come on, bruv, I mean where's your sense of romance?

1:47:23 > 1:47:25I am on a schedule.

1:47:25 > 1:47:27You only get one wedding day.

1:47:27 > 1:47:30Or two. Three. Four max, you know.

1:47:34 > 1:47:37- Come on, please. - Five minutes, the power goes.

1:47:37 > 1:47:40You are a good man. You know what,

1:47:40 > 1:47:43five minutes. Hey, we have light!

1:47:43 > 1:47:46Five minutes, that's all I need, man. Sounds good to me.

1:47:46 > 1:47:47Here we go, here we go.

1:47:47 > 1:47:50MUSIC: "Let There be Love" by Nat King Cole

1:47:50 > 1:47:55And can I just ask our happy couple on their very special day,

1:47:55 > 1:47:58and I know it's late, but late is better than never,

1:47:58 > 1:48:01to please take the dance floor.

1:48:18 > 1:48:20Weird place, Walford.

1:48:20 > 1:48:22# Let there be you

1:48:24 > 1:48:26# Let there be me

1:48:26 > 1:48:29# Let there be oysters

1:48:29 > 1:48:30You dancing?

1:48:30 > 1:48:32You asking?

1:48:32 > 1:48:34I'm asking.

1:48:34 > 1:48:35Then I'm...

1:48:35 > 1:48:38Oh, what a shame! The power, the power's gone.

1:48:38 > 1:48:41You know what, if you grab your jackets and your coats,

1:48:41 > 1:48:45and, you know, and make your way out.

1:48:45 > 1:48:46Bad luck, bruv. Sorry.

1:48:48 > 1:48:50- They're fine.- That's what I said.

1:48:50 > 1:48:52Yeah, they'll be fine.

1:48:52 > 1:48:53Yeah, course they will.

1:48:53 > 1:48:55I mean, it's like a once every six months thing.

1:48:55 > 1:48:57This is up there.

1:48:57 > 1:48:59Basically, once every six months there's a big argument,

1:48:59 > 1:49:03Dad gets hacked off, there's some door slamming, some shouting,

1:49:03 > 1:49:04then Mum makes his favourite curry

1:49:04 > 1:49:06and Dad goes back to doing what he's told.

1:49:20 > 1:49:25CHEERING

1:49:29 > 1:49:30- Good luck.- Take care.

1:49:39 > 1:49:42Well, who's up for the pub?

1:49:42 > 1:49:44Suppose it ain't too early.

1:49:44 > 1:49:48Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm good to go anytime.

1:49:48 > 1:49:50There you go.

1:49:50 > 1:49:51Thanks.

1:49:51 > 1:49:53You know what, I'm spoken for,

1:49:53 > 1:49:58but if I wasn't, you would have some serious competition.

1:50:40 > 1:50:44Mum? Dad? They're all going to the pub for the wedding.

1:50:46 > 1:50:48Remember that?

1:50:48 > 1:50:49There was a wedding today.

1:50:52 > 1:50:55Syed reckons he can get the money back after the honeymoon.

1:50:57 > 1:50:58OK.

1:51:02 > 1:51:05If you two want to go together,

1:51:05 > 1:51:06I don't mind looking after Kamil.

1:51:09 > 1:51:10Mum?

1:51:30 > 1:51:32Where's Mum?

1:51:48 > 1:51:50She's gone.

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