0:01:07 > 0:01:11Morgan, you're supposed to take this one out.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30- Snap!- Oh! For crying out loud, this ain't good for me.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33All right.
0:01:33 > 0:01:39There we go, darling, those are yours. Stick 'em on the pack.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Here, you don't know how to play draughts, do you?
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Thought not.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51How about playing sleeping lions?
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- Snap!- Oh!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56DOOR BANGS
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Coffee?
0:02:03 > 0:02:04No, I'm fine.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Poppy?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19It's all right, sweetheart. She'll get over it.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21I kissed her boyfriend.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23All right.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26So, where you going to live now then?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28I've no idea.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30All right?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Jode? Jodie!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Do you want a coffee?- No, I've got a coffee. Thank you for asking.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42So, you've gone from both to none, then?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Cheers, Alfie - just what I need right now.- Bit of a mess.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49- Yeah, well, it wouldn't have been if it wasn't for...- Morning, bro!
0:02:52 > 0:02:53All right, Alf, want a coffee?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55No, I've got a coffee, thank you.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Well, you could have made me one! Can't sleep for all this slamming.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00What brings you to this happy house?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03I promised I'd keep an eye on the pair of you after last night.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06I didn't know he fancied her! I thought I was doing him a favour.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10- Oh right. So, what are you going to do about it then?- About what?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12The house, if it falls down with all the door slamming.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14It's not my problem if they all go mental, is it?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Well, you know, women are weird with other women,
0:03:17 > 0:03:20it's like a delicate balance.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26You like coffee with your sugar then, do you?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Anyway, my advice would be...
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Hang on. Your advice?
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Yes, Tyler, my advice would be to get the girls to be friends again.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38They feel safer when they're in couples -
0:03:38 > 0:03:41that's why in the pub they always go to the khazi in pairs.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45That way, Anthony can apologise and at least make some reparations
0:03:45 > 0:03:48in his attempt to woo the young Jodie. There you go, sorted.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Look... Let me get this straight.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55You, Alfredo Moon, are giving...
0:03:55 > 0:03:58me, Tyler Moon, advice on women?
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Yes! Take it or leave it, but how many happily married men do you know?
0:04:01 > 0:04:05That's like Audley Harrison telling Muhammed Ali how to box.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Is that right? Let me tell you something, sunshine,
0:04:09 > 0:04:12if you ever want to speak to your brother again,
0:04:12 > 0:04:14if I was you, I'd listen to Audley.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Phil!
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Phil!- What?- Come here!
0:04:30 > 0:04:31Yes?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- It's open.- So close it.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Did you lock up last night?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Yeah, I did.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Well, I found it like this!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Maybe Ben went out this morning?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Go and ask him.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- No.- Stop avoiding him.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Is anything missing?
0:04:51 > 0:04:53I don't think so.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Right. Then, who cares, eh?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Only if you're sure. I'll save you some.
0:05:13 > 0:05:18Providing Afia doesn't eat it all - it's her favourite.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- What's wrong with Mum? - She has a headache, needs the darkness a while longer.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Khir isn't something you should eat every day,
0:05:24 > 0:05:30not if you wish to keep all the teeth in your head, but once in a while...
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Problem?
0:05:35 > 0:05:39You know, actually, I'm going to go to the shop,
0:05:39 > 0:05:41get Mum some Tiger Balm, so...
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Speak.
0:05:56 > 0:06:01Tam and I were wondering...er... you and his mum...
0:06:03 > 0:06:05What's going on? Do you live here?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07My intentions are honourable.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Dad...
0:06:08 > 0:06:11I want you to have a close family around you and...
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I want to be with Zainab.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17What?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19But I can't make her.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Dad! It's haraam.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23What is?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25For you and Zainab to marry.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Divorce is more common these days.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Forget divorce! You're related.
0:06:31 > 0:06:36If you marry her, Tamwar and I are being...
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Look, according to Hanafi Islam,
0:06:38 > 0:06:41if my father marries my husband's mother,
0:06:41 > 0:06:44well then, our relationship becomes incest.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47You will shame us.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Did you tell him it would be icky?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02I didn't use those exact words.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12What's this about, Phil?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I don't know, do I? It's just a couple of old photographs.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Yeah, of somebody else's kid. - Don't start.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Somebody is trying to tell us something.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Well then, they should've texted, shouldn't they?
0:07:23 > 0:07:29- What?- Look, I've got to get down the Arches - Alfie's been moaning, all right? Come on.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30No. No! Who is this?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33I haven't got a clue, you know. Somebody's on a wind up, ain't they?
0:07:33 > 0:07:37If you get wound up, then they've won, ain't they? So relax.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41And this photo, I mean, this was taken years ago - whoever this is,
0:07:41 > 0:07:43they're older than me now.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46There's no more kids, all right?
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Is he ever going to go back to school?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Ben?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06If they're coming after you, shoot them, don't mess about.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Double B offline, I won't be long.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13What?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Have you been out today?
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Well, you go to school tomorrow, you hear me?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Who are you talking to?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Just a mate... and two girls from Leeds.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30They want me to give them sniper cover.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Well, shoot a bad guy for me, yeah?
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Double B back online. You still there?
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Put this on. I'm selling these online, you can model.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Nope.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Stop being a Mary, all right? It's just some skirt.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57It's all right for you, isn't it?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00I mean, getting a woman's like flagging a taxi down on a quiet day.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02For me, Ty, it's different, innit?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05It's permanently one o'clock in the morning on New Year's Eve!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08There's hardly any taxis, yet everybody wants one.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Get a bike.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18I like Jodie.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19Talk to her, then.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20She won't!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Alfie said something that might help.- Alfie?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26That really worked with you and Whitney, didn't it?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Yeah, I know - desperate times, though.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Not a clue.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Any bells?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35No, nothing ringing here. Who is it?
0:09:35 > 0:09:39I don't know. I found it. I thought it might be someone's relative
0:09:39 > 0:09:41and they might want it back.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Well, whoever's dropped it probably don't care that much.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Where'd you find it?- Pinned to the back of my flaming door.- Eh?
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Well, he's an improvement on Phil, congratulations.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Yeah? And what would you know about him?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Oh, hang on.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Ooh, yes, it's coming to me now, he's a Libra, and he's got a scar
0:09:57 > 0:10:01on his forearm, and his favourite band is Metallica...
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Really got you rattled, ain't it?
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Are you feeling better?
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Yes, much.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43I told Denise I would go in now.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46I didn't put enough sugar in the...
0:10:46 > 0:10:48It's fine.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53You know, we should talk.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I'm a passionate man, Zainab,
0:10:57 > 0:11:01and sometimes that passion comes out in ways I don't want it to.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08For that, I'm truly sorry, but I will make everything OK.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16I love you...
0:11:19 > 0:11:22..and we should be together...
0:11:22 > 0:11:23always.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35- I brought it in for the brakes, now none of it works! - Jay didn't touch the engine.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39It's like going to the dentist. You go there for a filling and they pull all your teeth out!
0:11:39 > 0:11:42It's like going for a filling and then your ears fall off -
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- nothing to do with the job! - When I drove in it worked,
0:11:45 > 0:11:46and now it's deader than disco.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49All right, we'll find out what's wrong and fix it,
0:11:49 > 0:11:50- but you're paying for it.- What?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53I've got to do cash and carry, you're killing me.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Please.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58All right, but the customer's coming back tonight,
0:11:58 > 0:12:00so not so much as a scratch.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01You the man.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03You beauty!
0:12:07 > 0:12:11Oh, why is your... you know, whatever you call her,
0:12:11 > 0:12:13showing pictures of young men around?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Apparently, I'm top of the list.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17If it's a list of people you've crossed,
0:12:17 > 0:12:20I don't think there'll be enough paper in the whole of Walford.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Get back on your broom, Janine, will ya?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Ouch!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40- She's at nursery and that's where she's staying.- For what?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42I'm just doing what social services said.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- Since when have you done anything you're told?- Since now, all right?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- Leave us alone. - Make you feel good, does it?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- Don't.- Jack, please!
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Don't try to help, it's not going to take away what you did to Christian.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59I don't hear you complaining about having no roof over your head.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09I need to talk to you.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Jodie, please don't leave like this. Wow, that's a lot of teddies.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16You must like playing the grabber machine down the sea...
0:13:16 > 0:13:17DOOR SLAMS
0:13:17 > 0:13:18..side.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Kat, I've got to say, sweetheart, that Merc, it runs like a dream.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- One of these days, eh? - I can see me in it now.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Racing green, bit of a soft top going on.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Booster seat, puke stains.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Sweetheart, can a man not have his dream? Yes?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- All right, Alfie? - All right, darling?
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Can I get a large G and T, please?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Yeah, sure, white mice and a slice?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Hold the ice - it'll just water it down.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47That bad, eh?
0:13:47 > 0:13:49You OK?
0:13:51 > 0:13:52- You want to talk?- No.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54No, not about me.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59Who's that?
0:13:59 > 0:14:01That's what I want to know.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- There you go, sweetheart. Tab? - Please. I ain't got a clue.
0:14:07 > 0:14:12Who do you know that you think would want to wind up your cousin?
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Are you joking? Isn't it easier to just write a list of who doesn't?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Yeah, he's quite a charmer, ain't he, that boy of mine.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23CLATTERING
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Jay?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Jay!
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Oi!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- What?- You take that out the box?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45- Yeah - they're decent. - Well, put it back!
0:14:45 > 0:14:46All right!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48And take your lunch.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01How's my favourite girl named after a charity flower doing?
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Don't be moody. Look, I want to help you.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07I'm not in the mood to be honest, Ty. Tanya sent me home
0:15:07 > 0:15:09because there's not enough work for me.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Oh, and my best friend's a cheat!
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Right, then. I'll have me a...
0:15:20 > 0:15:23..Hollywood, that sounds good.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Choose again.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Pedicure?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35All right, then, sit down.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59Is everything OK at home, then?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Yes, it's excellent, excellent.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Zainab.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12We're low on waters.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- It tickles!- Will you keep still?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27So, will you have a word with her?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31I don't know.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33It's just...
0:16:33 > 0:16:37me and Anthony would be gutted if we come between such a strong friendship.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42We know what it's like, we're brothers, and you two, well, you're like sisters.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45We are like sisters.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- Like twins.- Yeah.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49- Joined at the hip.- Yeah.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53So you shouldn't let her go, should you? Not without making up.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08- What do you think you're doing? - Well...
0:17:08 > 0:17:11you and Anthony didn't work out so I thought me and you could hook up.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Nice day.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Yes, it is.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22What way you going?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Er...this way.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Me too!
0:17:28 > 0:17:33I, er... I don't suppose Kim's out?
0:17:33 > 0:17:34She's in town.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Your place is empty?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39It seems so. Allow me to make you a coffee?
0:17:39 > 0:17:40So kind.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- All right? - It was lovely to see you, Jane.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Afternoon, Heather, dear.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Are you sure? It looks a bit red.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07There's nothing there - it's the light! Back to business.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Poppy won't listen to reason, either - we need another plan.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Or we just face the facts,
0:18:12 > 0:18:16it's another New Year's Eve long walk home for Anthony Moon.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- This isn't yours. - No, it's Poppy's.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36What you doing?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Calling you a cab, bro.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44- There's nothing wrong with it! - I know.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48- Here you are, anyway. - No, no, no. But it started?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51He got, like, ten feet and then it stalled - and it never came back.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- Can I eat mine, please? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Anyone come in this morning?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24And did you leave the Arches at any time this morning?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28I might have walked Abi to her bus.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32All right, you can put that down and get in there. I want that tank draining.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- But we ain't supposed...- Now!
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Poppy, it's me, I got your text!
0:19:43 > 0:19:47I'm glad you don't think I'm the worst person on Earth.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51I didn't mean to break up you and Anthony, it's just...
0:19:51 > 0:19:55something was missing and I stupidly tried to fill that gap with him,
0:19:55 > 0:19:57but it wasn't right...
0:19:57 > 0:19:59What text?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07..And your dad was Darth Vader
0:20:07 > 0:20:11and he takes his mask off and goes, "Luke, I am your father now,"
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- and then he chopped my arm off... - Have you quite finished?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- What? It was just a dream! - Even your dreams are geeky.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21I'm stopping you from watching any more sci-fi.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23- I'll just use a Jedi mind trick on you, then.- Ooh!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25- Is that my dad? It is, isn't it? - Yeah.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Good news!
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Really?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34- I saw a different Imam from the community mosque.- Why?
0:20:34 > 0:20:39He's helped me see, some teachings would denounce mine and Zainab's relationship,
0:20:39 > 0:20:42while other scholars would deem it's permissible.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Since you and Tamwar got married before,
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- your actions are not un-Islamic either.- But...
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Islam is a progressive religion, it understands there are more divorces these days.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54The pressures of modern society take their toll.
0:20:54 > 0:20:59- Dad, I...- Divorce will always be frowned upon, but we must accept the failings of others.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03But it doesn't matter who says what - people will still talk.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06- Yes, but who will judge us? - People!
0:21:06 > 0:21:07No, I asked you a question.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Who will judge us?
0:21:09 > 0:21:12It's one of the first things we learn.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Allah.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16He will be the only one to judge us.
0:21:18 > 0:21:19People talk.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21But they don't get to judge.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25I'm not trying to replace your mother...
0:21:25 > 0:21:27but Zainab...
0:21:27 > 0:21:31she makes me happy.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Do I have my daughter's permission?
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Yeah.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Thank you.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44- Khuda hafiz.- Hafiz.
0:21:47 > 0:21:52- Sorry, I, er, I saw...er, whatsisface...- Yeah.- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53What did your dad say?
0:21:53 > 0:21:57I think it's about to get ickier.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05So...what's missing?
0:22:06 > 0:22:09It's just, you know,
0:22:09 > 0:22:11I thought us being friends might have been enough.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Poppy, all I can say is I'm so sorry.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18You are a dear, dear friend.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22I don't know what's wrong with me.
0:22:22 > 0:22:23Oh, how cute is this?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Aww, Darren won it for me, Margate last year.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Oh, and this one is gorge!
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Darren again, Valentine's fair.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Darren gave a little girl five pounds for that. She wanted ten.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49I think I'm having an epi...thingy.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50A fit?
0:22:50 > 0:22:54No, no, no, an epiphany! Like when you hear angels.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58I think I know what's missing.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Yeah, you were right. What is that?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09You crack on, yeah?
0:23:39 > 0:23:41ENGINE STARTS
0:23:53 > 0:23:55How can one person have so much stuff?
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Ladies!
0:24:02 > 0:24:07- You two talking again, then? But you're still moving out?- Mm.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09So the text was a good idea?
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Thank you. You know, I don't know what I'd do without my sister.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16No problem! Perhaps we should all go out, celebrate friendship?
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Oh, no! We're far too busy for that.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20Doing what?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22They're both moving out.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Yeah - Jodie's going to find Darren...
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- And Poppy's moving back in with her mum. - You don't have to go.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Yeah, I know.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31But I want to.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34WHISPERS
0:24:34 > 0:24:36What about Anthony?
0:24:36 > 0:24:38I need my man.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Will you see me out?
0:24:42 > 0:24:43Of course.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Ah, well - worth a shot.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Bro? Win some, lose some.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Yeah. Oi, Audley! It's Muhammed.
0:25:17 > 0:25:18I want a word with you.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36VIDEO GAME PLAYS
0:25:38 > 0:25:42Oh! Good shooting, Sammy. They ain't going to mess with us again!
0:25:46 > 0:25:48That didn't sound friendly.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49Well, Tyler is a young lad,
0:25:49 > 0:25:52doesn't know how the world turns just yet, does he?
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- And women, they're not an exact science.- What did he say?
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Told me to stick my advice where the sun don't shine.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00I'm going to leave bed-hopping to the young 'uns -
0:26:00 > 0:26:02I'm getting too old for all that nonsense.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05I need to concentrate on my own relationship.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09- That's what I need to do. - Yeah, you do that.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Right, you lucky people, who's next?
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Right, I'll pick up the rest of my stuff
0:26:20 > 0:26:22when I've sorted everything with Darren.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24I'll keep it safe.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27We'll keep in touch, won't we?
0:26:27 > 0:26:29You try stopping me.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31You do understand?
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Yeah. For the first time in my life, I think I do.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46Look, the world is bigger than Wandsworth, Jodie.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48It's Walford, not Wandsworth.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Oh, yeah!
0:27:07 > 0:27:11# Direct me to the floor and turn it up some more
0:27:11 > 0:27:13# I'm gonna get it on, on, on, on
0:27:13 > 0:27:15# She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh... #
0:27:15 > 0:27:18- KNOCK AT DOOR - And pause!
0:27:25 > 0:27:30- Blimey, if I'd had a million guesses I wouldn't have thought it was going to be you.- It's urgent, Pat.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Right, come in.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Morgan, get yourself some pop, darling.
0:28:27 > 0:28:28Snap.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32Yeah...
0:28:34 > 0:28:36..snap.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47"Ho, ho, ho."
0:28:47 > 0:28:51- Are you joking?- What?
0:28:51 > 0:28:52That's foreign!
0:28:52 > 0:28:53It's Dutch, innit?
0:28:53 > 0:28:57That's all right. There's a lot of Dutch speakers in Walford(!)
0:28:57 > 0:29:00Apparently the Amish community are setting up on George Street.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02And they'll be into singing Santas?
0:29:02 > 0:29:06- Come on, darl. You know how much we love a challenge. - Living with you is a challenge.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09- That's the spirit. - Why are they here anyway?
0:29:09 > 0:29:13Tyler needed somewhere to stash them, that's all. Ah, talk of the devil.
0:29:13 > 0:29:20- You are out of order.- Look, I was doing you a favour, all right? I was just doing what comes naturally.
0:29:20 > 0:29:23Shut up now, you pair of tarts. You ready for a brisk day's trading?
0:29:23 > 0:29:24Yes! Listen.
0:29:24 > 0:29:27TOY SPEAKS CHRISTMAS MESSAGE IN DUTCH
0:30:08 > 0:30:10Give us a full English, please, Shirl.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12- That'll be 4.50.- Right.
0:30:14 > 0:30:19- You got a problem?- Yeah. Sure I had a 20 in here earlier.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22- Yeah. Don't pull that old stroke. - No, really. I did. I swear.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24All right, pops? Check out my new Fuggs.
0:30:24 > 0:30:28- Don't put 'em on the table. - Whatever. £20 on the market. What a bargain.
0:30:28 > 0:30:31Guess that's your mystery solved.
0:30:31 > 0:30:34- Do you like them?- Yeah, seeing as how I paid for them.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37I didn't think you'd mind. Look on them as an early Christmas present.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40- What have I told you about taking things without asking? - All right, sorry.
0:30:40 > 0:30:43If you're off school, you'll have to pull your weight more.
0:30:43 > 0:30:44I could just get a job.
0:30:44 > 0:30:46- What, just like that?- Yeah. Why not?
0:30:49 > 0:30:53- You cannot let a girl...- Or girls. - Or girls, thank you, Tyler. ..come between you two.
0:30:53 > 0:30:56- Because no girl is worth it. - Cheers. Is that right?
0:30:56 > 0:31:00No, hold on, except my beautiful wife who is an exception to the rule.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03Come on lads, own up. Jodie and Poppy, they're nice enough.
0:31:03 > 0:31:09- No, Alfie, they're more than nice. - And to be fair, mate, when it comes to relationship advice, you suck.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11Thank you, Tyler. They're not exactly...
0:31:11 > 0:31:16- They're not exactly marriage material, are they?- Who wants to get married?- You two, one day.
0:31:16 > 0:31:21You can laugh all you want, but all this jumping from bed to bed with different birds,
0:31:21 > 0:31:25one day you'll meet the right girl and realise this argument is hot fuss over nothing.
0:31:25 > 0:31:28- He is like a dog on heat. - He's too sensitive.- Come on!
0:31:28 > 0:31:31Girls, girls, shut up. There's only one way to decide this, right?
0:31:31 > 0:31:35This is by Moon mortal combat.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38Or better still, who gets rid of the most of these at the end the day.
0:31:38 > 0:31:42- You are toast.- Yeah? Well, you're burnt toast. - That don't even make sense.
0:31:42 > 0:31:46I don't care how you shift 'em, just get them out the front room.
0:31:46 > 0:31:50Come on, you heard the lady. Let's go, chop, chop. Let's move it. Go, go, go.
0:31:50 > 0:31:53There you go, take that with you. That's it.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59- She wouldn't. - Why not? It's just her style.
0:31:59 > 0:32:02She was only a little kid at the time.
0:32:02 > 0:32:06- As far as she knew, it was an accident.- Yeah, well, we'll soon see what she knows.
0:32:06 > 0:32:09Phil...don't do anything hasty.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11As if.
0:32:15 > 0:32:20Get your Santas, singing Santas! All right, Mrs Beale? Anthony Moon, at your service.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22It's Ms Clarke, actually. But just call me Jane.
0:32:22 > 0:32:26All right, Jane, Tyler Moon. How about some Christmas lights?
0:32:26 > 0:32:28- How about a singing Santa? - I'll even put 'em up.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30I bet you say that to all the girls.
0:32:30 > 0:32:34I'm offended, I thought we had something special. Right, two packs do you?
0:32:34 > 0:32:37- Oh, all right, then. - I hope you've got an adaptor.
0:32:37 > 0:32:41These lights have got that European plug on 'em.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43Oh, right. I think I'll just leave it.
0:32:43 > 0:32:45- How about a singing Santa? - It's not really my thing.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48- They're down with the kids at the moment.- Really?
0:32:48 > 0:32:52- Yeah. Little Bobby would love it. Be a great present.- Go on, then.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54Long as he speaks Dutch.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57Just a little minor technical hitch, that's all.
0:32:57 > 0:33:00"Ho, ho, ho".
0:33:02 > 0:33:05D'you know, it's OK, really. I think I'll pass.
0:33:08 > 0:33:11- Hello, boys. You having a nice day? - What do you want?
0:33:11 > 0:33:13- A job.- You can forget about that, can't you?
0:33:13 > 0:33:17- I could flog this gear, no problem. - Might be worth giving her a go.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20- What, so she can just set fire to everything again?- Forget it.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23She can't be doing no worse than you.
0:33:23 > 0:33:26- Let's see by tonight who's sold the most then, yeah?- Deal.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28- Loser. Loser.- You're hired.
0:33:30 > 0:33:35Right, they got European plugs on 'em, right? Don't show the customers...
0:33:38 > 0:33:40DOORBELL RINGS
0:33:41 > 0:33:43Oh, what a pleasant surprise.
0:33:43 > 0:33:47You're lucky to have caught me in, I only just got back from the launderette.
0:33:47 > 0:33:50Oh, that is fortuitous.
0:33:50 > 0:33:53I was just passing and I thought I'd pop in
0:33:53 > 0:33:57and drop off the advent rotas.
0:33:57 > 0:34:00Oh, how very kind. Would you like a tea and a slice of my jam sponge?
0:34:00 > 0:34:04Actually I'm just on my way to a Mayoral banquet.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06Oh, how very grand.
0:34:06 > 0:34:10Yes, indeed. And I was wondering if maybe you might like to accompany me.
0:34:10 > 0:34:13Well, I'm not sure about that. Sounds a bit stuffy to me.
0:34:13 > 0:34:15Nonsense.
0:34:15 > 0:34:18It's an honour to be invited to such an important occasion.
0:34:19 > 0:34:23Oh, well, in that case I'd be delighted.
0:34:23 > 0:34:26Perhaps you'd like to come as well, Mrs Branning?
0:34:26 > 0:34:28Me?
0:34:28 > 0:34:31Of course. As my most cherished parishioner.
0:34:31 > 0:34:36Oh, well, if you put it like that, I can hardly refuse, can I?
0:34:36 > 0:34:40The same price as the last lot. Just drop 'em at the club.
0:34:40 > 0:34:44Make sure she's not there when you do. Yeah. Cheers.
0:35:05 > 0:35:06Surprise!
0:35:06 > 0:35:09- Jane!- Hello!
0:35:10 > 0:35:12Hello, you.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18Tan, are you all right? You don't look too well.
0:35:19 > 0:35:23Yes, of course I am. No, I've had this flu thing. I can't shift it, that's all.
0:35:23 > 0:35:26Look, if you're that ill, I can always come back a bit later.
0:35:26 > 0:35:29No, don't be silly. Don't be silly. Come on in. Hello!
0:35:29 > 0:35:32So you didn't hear anything she was saying to him?
0:35:32 > 0:35:36Since when does anyone ever listen to what Janine has to say? What's this all about?
0:35:36 > 0:35:40I think it's Janine who's behind these photos and everything.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43- Janine?! Why would she do that? - Why does Janine do anything?
0:35:43 > 0:35:46- I still reckon it's one of your ex bunny boilers.- Give it a rest!
0:35:46 > 0:35:49I reckon it's Janine and I'm going to prove it.
0:35:49 > 0:35:54- All right, calm down, Sherlock. I'm just saying.- I just don't need any earache on top of all this.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57You still coming down The Vic later on?
0:35:57 > 0:36:00Nah. I've got some business to sort out down the club.
0:36:00 > 0:36:02Suit yourself.
0:36:04 > 0:36:07What you looking at, freak?
0:36:15 > 0:36:17So can you do it?
0:36:17 > 0:36:20Can Fats fix it? Yes, he can, bruv!
0:36:20 > 0:36:22Sweet!
0:36:22 > 0:36:24Here we go, Mrs Moon. Nice and tidy for you now?
0:36:24 > 0:36:26- Yeah, you've done well.- Thank you.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29Girls, girls, your lunch is in the kitchen, let's go.
0:36:29 > 0:36:32Kat, please can Tiff have a sleepover tonight?
0:36:32 > 0:36:35- Yeah, course she can.- We need to make cakes for Children In Need.
0:36:35 > 0:36:39- You are talking to an award-winning chef, all right?- Yeah, right(!)
0:36:39 > 0:36:43- I can make the best beans on toast this side of Walford. - Can you make cup cakes?
0:36:43 > 0:36:47Yes, I can make cup cakes. I can make cup cakes, tea cakes. All sorts of cakes.
0:36:47 > 0:36:52Come on, listen, never mind talking. Eat your lunch, next door. Let's go. Chop, chop, chop! Go, go!
0:36:52 > 0:36:56- They're great, aren't they? - Wait till they're a bit older and their hormones kick in.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58I know, they don't stay young for too long, do they?
0:36:58 > 0:37:02That's why we should make the most of Tommy before he grows up.
0:37:04 > 0:37:08Santa... Talking Santa?
0:37:09 > 0:37:13A-ha, Mrs Evans. You're looking particularly lovely today.
0:37:13 > 0:37:17- What are you after?- Can I interest you in some Christmas lights? - No, thanks.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19Come on, they match your earrings.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22Why don't you save the patter for someone who weren't born yesterday?
0:37:22 > 0:37:25Well, you certainly weren't born yesterday. What are you, 102?
0:37:26 > 0:37:30Old enough to have seen a stream of gobby little mares like you
0:37:30 > 0:37:32pass through this manor over the years.
0:37:32 > 0:37:37All of them thought they were something special and you know what? None of 'em were.
0:37:40 > 0:37:43- Hey.- Hey.- What are you doing? - I told you I'd get a job.
0:37:43 > 0:37:44Did you nick 'em?
0:37:44 > 0:37:47Why do you always think the worst of me?
0:37:47 > 0:37:50I don't, all right? I'm just looking out for you.
0:37:51 > 0:37:52All right, see ya.
0:37:56 > 0:37:59And I've had the police on the phone.
0:37:59 > 0:38:01Woah, that's terrible.
0:38:01 > 0:38:05Seems there's a shipment of dodgy Dutch Christmas goods doing the rounds.
0:38:05 > 0:38:06Oh. That's really bad.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09Yeah, exactly. And the police are planning a clamp down.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11They're very keen on arrests.
0:38:11 > 0:38:14Yeah, well they would be, in their line of work.
0:38:14 > 0:38:18And in your position as landlord, you obviously hear things.
0:38:18 > 0:38:21Mr Lister, you'd be amazed at some of the things I hear.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23Enough to make your hair curl. Sorry, no offence.
0:38:25 > 0:38:30None taken. So, I was wondering if maybe you could keep your ear to the ground.
0:38:30 > 0:38:34Course I will, listen, my eyes and my ears are well and truly peeled.
0:38:34 > 0:38:38And if I hear anything, Mr Lister, I promise you'll be first to know, my friend.
0:38:38 > 0:38:39OK, you take care.
0:38:40 > 0:38:42Don't worry about it.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Anthony, it's Alfie. Listen, change of plan.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48Then Zainab forgave Yusef and let him stay.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50And when Mas found out, that's when he walked out for good.
0:38:50 > 0:38:54Right into your arms. How's it going with you two?
0:38:54 > 0:38:58Great. Apart from never really getting much time alone.
0:38:58 > 0:39:02What with Mas at the B&B and me with Syed and Amira.
0:39:02 > 0:39:05Yeah. How is the princess?
0:39:05 > 0:39:08Secretly glad to have got rid of Christian.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11And generally...challenging.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13Yeah, see, that's it.
0:39:13 > 0:39:17I have visions of her making Syed scatter rose petals wherever she walks.
0:39:17 > 0:39:18And peeling her grapes.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20Filling her bath with asses' milk.
0:39:20 > 0:39:26- Ian tried that once, you know. - Stop it.- No, no. But he was so tight, he used semi-skimmed instead.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29- I've missed you.- Me too.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32And I've really missed having someone to talk to.
0:39:33 > 0:39:38So, Tanya, how are you coping without having a man in your life?
0:39:38 > 0:39:39Oh, I'm fine.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42- Yeah. Really? - Yes. Men are overrated, ain't they?
0:39:42 > 0:39:45Well, when you're ready to have a relationship again,
0:39:45 > 0:39:48you'll have them queuing up. Just like always.
0:39:48 > 0:39:51So...any other gossip I should know about?
0:39:53 > 0:39:56No. Same old, same old. You know what it's like round here.
0:39:56 > 0:39:58No, no, I can't. I've got to get home.
0:39:58 > 0:40:02- I promised Bobby I'd bake cakes for school.- Oh, right.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07Tell you what, why don't we go for a drink tonight?
0:40:07 > 0:40:09Yes, I'd love to.
0:40:38 > 0:40:41Well, that passed the time a little bit.
0:40:41 > 0:40:44- You fancy a bit of lunch?- No, I can't, got to get back to work.
0:40:44 > 0:40:47- All work and no play.- Yes, makes Janine a very wealthy woman.
0:40:47 > 0:40:51Although, I might be able to schedule a little bit of time in tonight
0:40:51 > 0:40:54for some meaningless escapism if you fancy it.
0:40:54 > 0:40:55Yeah? I'll check my diary.
0:40:57 > 0:41:00- You do that. - All right. Vic, drink first? I know how to treat a bird.
0:41:00 > 0:41:03Oh, come on, what, like a proper date?
0:41:03 > 0:41:05Maybe.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07OK. Could be fun.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10All right.
0:41:10 > 0:41:13I said to him, it might say bed and breakfast above the door,
0:41:13 > 0:41:17but honey, if you want feeding, get yourself out of my bed and make your own breakfast.
0:41:17 > 0:41:20- Sounds like you've got a keeper there(!)- Please!
0:41:20 > 0:41:22One day your prince will come.
0:41:22 > 0:41:26- If Bealey can bag wife number five, there's hope for all of us! - You're not wrong.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29- Alfie, can I have a word? - Yeah, course you can.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32What's all that stuff doing back in the living room?
0:41:32 > 0:41:35Oh, sweetheart, I'm sorry, just that Lister was sniffing around
0:41:35 > 0:41:38- so we had to get it shifted, that's all.- I want it moved. Now!
0:41:38 > 0:41:42Tell you what, why don't you and Kim get your gladrags on,
0:41:42 > 0:41:45go and have a night out. When you get back it'll all be gone.
0:41:45 > 0:41:49- Now we're talking. - What about the kids and their cakes?
0:41:49 > 0:41:53- I can take care of them. - Nah, I'm not really in the mood. - Well, I am.
0:41:53 > 0:41:56Count yourself lucky your man is giving you a night off.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58- That's right, sister, can I have an amen?- Amen!
0:41:58 > 0:42:02I am known as the epitome of the enlightened model male.
0:42:02 > 0:42:06Regular Mary Poppins, eh? Practically perfect in every way.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09- Yes, thank you. Don't get my missus into any trouble, all right?- Me?
0:42:23 > 0:42:28- Enjoy your chat with your journalist mate?- Did you break in?
0:42:28 > 0:42:32- I suppose you think you're clever. - You'll pay for the damage to that door.
0:42:32 > 0:42:35That door is the least of your worries, trust me.
0:42:37 > 0:42:40- What do you want? - You've been a naughty girl, Janine.
0:42:40 > 0:42:44Philip, I never had you down as the role-play type.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46Don't mess me about, all right?
0:42:46 > 0:42:49You think this is funny, do you, eh?
0:42:49 > 0:42:52Think it's funny dragging up the past? So what are you after?
0:42:52 > 0:42:57Some sort of revenge for your old man? Because don't think he was innocent in what happened.
0:42:57 > 0:43:01- I don't know what you're talking about.- I told you, don't mess me about. I know it was you.
0:43:01 > 0:43:04So what did you say to that journalist pal of yours?
0:43:04 > 0:43:09Oh, yeah, I told him everything. All about your dodgy swan roast.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12But it seems like the dodgy swan roast is the least of your worries.
0:43:12 > 0:43:15Why exactly are you getting so worked up about this?
0:43:15 > 0:43:18And what did you mean when you said my dad wasn't innocent?
0:43:23 > 0:43:27You stay out of my business. You hear me?
0:43:35 > 0:43:39And the results for the Christmas stock selling bonanza are in.
0:43:39 > 0:43:43And the winner is...drum roll...
0:43:43 > 0:43:44Tyler.
0:43:44 > 0:43:47Yes! Which means you don't get to mention the girls again.
0:43:47 > 0:43:48No, no, but...
0:43:48 > 0:43:53Oi, oi, a bet's a bet, all right, mush? Ah, Mr Lister. How are you, sir? Any joy in your search?
0:43:53 > 0:43:57Sadly not. It seems as if they got wind and moved on.
0:43:57 > 0:44:00At least you saw 'em off one way or another. Fancy a drink? On the house.
0:44:00 > 0:44:06- Very kind.- What would you like? - Bitter top?- Us law-abiding citizens should stick together.
0:44:06 > 0:44:09Hey, check this out, bruv!
0:44:09 > 0:44:12And where did you get that from?
0:44:12 > 0:44:15This? This...
0:44:15 > 0:44:17This...I got...
0:44:17 > 0:44:19live and direct from the mean streets of Brixton, bruv.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21- Is that right?- Uh-huh.
0:44:21 > 0:44:24In that case, you don't mind if I take a little look at it?
0:44:26 > 0:44:30No...not at all. Go for it.
0:44:33 > 0:44:34TOY PLAYS JINGLE BELLS
0:44:34 > 0:44:40"Ho, ho, ho, this is your MC Fat wishing you a jingle-icious Christmas!"
0:44:40 > 0:44:42That certainly isn't Dutch.
0:44:42 > 0:44:45Mind you, I'm not sure it's exactly English, either.
0:44:45 > 0:44:48It's not, bruv, it's 100% fluent Fats, you get me?
0:44:49 > 0:44:52All right, Fats. Good to see you.
0:44:52 > 0:44:54- Bitter top?- Yes, please, thank you.
0:44:56 > 0:44:58"Ho, ho, ho..."
0:44:58 > 0:45:00- Right, we all set then?- Yeah. - PHONE BEEPS
0:45:05 > 0:45:06Everything all right?
0:45:06 > 0:45:09Yeah, yeah. Just Masood.
0:45:09 > 0:45:13Kim and Denise are out for the evening and he's got the place to himself.
0:45:13 > 0:45:14You should go.
0:45:14 > 0:45:17No, what about our night out?
0:45:19 > 0:45:20No. We can go out anytime.
0:45:20 > 0:45:23You should go. Just go.
0:45:23 > 0:45:24I insist.
0:45:24 > 0:45:26Thank you.
0:45:28 > 0:45:31- I will make this up to you, I promise.- Have a good one.
0:45:39 > 0:45:40Where's Jane gone?
0:45:40 > 0:45:42She got a better offer.
0:45:42 > 0:45:47- That's a bit out of order, ain't it? - No. Can't be helped, can it?
0:45:49 > 0:45:52Did you...tell her about..?
0:45:53 > 0:45:54No.
0:45:54 > 0:45:56Why not?
0:45:57 > 0:46:00I was enjoying having a laugh and a chat.
0:46:01 > 0:46:05Tell you what, why don't I come out with you instead?
0:46:05 > 0:46:07Oh, you don't have to do that.
0:46:07 > 0:46:08No, I want to.
0:46:08 > 0:46:12Besides, shame not to now you've gone to all that effort.
0:46:14 > 0:46:15All right.
0:46:16 > 0:46:20So I came out on top. Thanks to you. Good work.
0:46:22 > 0:46:26- All right?- All right. - What was all that about?
0:46:26 > 0:46:29That's who I was flogging the gear for. Told you I didn't steal it.
0:46:29 > 0:46:33Oh, right. Sounds like you did good.
0:46:33 > 0:46:36- Yeah. I sold out.- So what you going to spend the money on?
0:46:36 > 0:46:40- Already have.- Lo, you were meant to be earning to pay me back for them boots.
0:46:40 > 0:46:44Yeah, I know, but I saw this and just had to get it.
0:46:44 > 0:46:46Think of it as an early Christmas present.
0:46:46 > 0:46:48Not that you deserve it.
0:46:48 > 0:46:51- Eh?- Go on, open it.
0:46:57 > 0:47:00For when you carry the Olympic flame.
0:47:00 > 0:47:04Couldn't have you running around like a canary in that horrible yellow thing.
0:47:04 > 0:47:07Going to buy me a drink to say thanks?
0:47:07 > 0:47:09Don't push it. Go on. Get yourself home.
0:47:10 > 0:47:13And Lo, thanks.
0:47:13 > 0:47:15You're a good kid.
0:47:15 > 0:47:18- Now go on, hop it.- See you later. - See ya.
0:47:18 > 0:47:19Yes!
0:47:19 > 0:47:24Oh, thank you ever so much, Vicar, for the delightful dinner.
0:47:24 > 0:47:27Even if some people did take advantage of the free bar.
0:47:27 > 0:47:30Got to get it while you can, haven't you?
0:47:30 > 0:47:33Here, what about your announcement?
0:47:33 > 0:47:36Oh, yes, right. Of course.
0:47:36 > 0:47:40Ladies and gentlemen, could I have your attention, please?
0:47:40 > 0:47:42Quiet, please!
0:47:44 > 0:47:49I've just come from the Mayor's dinner and I have some very exciting news.
0:47:49 > 0:47:53- You ain't been defrocked, have ya? - Shirley Carter. Show some respect.
0:47:53 > 0:47:58- Perhaps you should make the announcement, Mrs Branning. - What, me? No, no, it ain't my place.
0:47:58 > 0:48:00Well, someone tell us what's happening then.
0:48:00 > 0:48:04The Olympic flame is coming to Walford!
0:48:04 > 0:48:06CHEERING
0:48:06 > 0:48:10- And you know who's going to be carrying that bad boy, don't ya! - Yeah.
0:48:10 > 0:48:11Me.
0:48:11 > 0:48:13GIRLS GIGGLING
0:48:16 > 0:48:20Girls, what are you still doing up, eh?
0:48:20 > 0:48:23- This is well wicked.- Can I have one?
0:48:23 > 0:48:25- They're not really... - Can I have one as well?
0:48:25 > 0:48:27Ah, here she is. Ready for your night out?
0:48:27 > 0:48:30I don't have to go out, if you don't want me to.
0:48:30 > 0:48:34- No. You enjoy yourself, my princess. - Princesses don't wear leopard-print dresses.
0:48:34 > 0:48:41- Excuse me, young lady, princesses come in all shapes and sizes, all right?- Like in Shrek.- Exactly.
0:48:41 > 0:48:46And while some people might think Princess Kathleen is a bit of an ogre...
0:48:46 > 0:48:50- Charming!- ..she is, in fact, the most beautiful princess in the whole world
0:48:50 > 0:48:53and she has the biggest heart in the land.
0:48:53 > 0:48:56When I grow up, I want to marry someone just like you.
0:48:56 > 0:49:00Ah, thanks, Tiff. Right, go on, both of you! Bed. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
0:49:09 > 0:49:13All right? Janine been in?
0:49:15 > 0:49:16Psst. Oi, cloth ears!
0:49:16 > 0:49:20Still giving me the silent treatment, are you?
0:49:20 > 0:49:23Fine. Would have been boring anyway, I suspect.
0:49:26 > 0:49:28Service is slow tonight, innit?
0:49:28 > 0:49:30Should you even be drinking with your treatment?
0:49:30 > 0:49:32Tell you what, I'll do you a deal.
0:49:32 > 0:49:35You don't mention my treatment and, umm...
0:49:35 > 0:49:36And, umm..?
0:49:36 > 0:49:40Can I have two G&Ts, please? Make 'em doubles.
0:49:40 > 0:49:42I think you've got yourself a deal.
0:49:44 > 0:49:45All right?
0:49:45 > 0:49:47All right?
0:49:51 > 0:49:53Something I should know?
0:49:53 > 0:49:55Nope.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59I must apologise for my sister, Vicar.
0:49:59 > 0:50:03- For butting in like that and stealing your thunder. - That's perfectly all right.
0:50:03 > 0:50:06The important thing is that we spread the word.
0:50:06 > 0:50:12Well, I know Jesus said spread the word, but it's hardly the same thing.
0:50:12 > 0:50:14Rose, it's time we went.
0:50:14 > 0:50:16I'm fine here. You do what you like.
0:50:18 > 0:50:21Arthur, would you be so kind as to escort me home?
0:50:21 > 0:50:23Absolutely, Mrs B.
0:50:29 > 0:50:33Here... and whatever Patrick's having.
0:50:35 > 0:50:36Not for me, thank you.
0:50:36 > 0:50:38Come on, have a drink with me.
0:50:38 > 0:50:40I know Phil's been a berk to you, but he's a berk to everyone.
0:50:42 > 0:50:45OK then, if you put it that way... I'll have a rum.
0:50:45 > 0:50:49That's the spirit. Forgive and forget. Oi, Vicar.
0:50:49 > 0:50:52What's it say in the Bible about forgiveness?
0:50:52 > 0:50:55Well, there are many bits in the Bible about forgiveness.
0:50:55 > 0:50:58But my personal favourite is from Colossians...
0:50:58 > 0:51:01"Bear with each other
0:51:01 > 0:51:07"and forgive whatever grievances you may have against one another.
0:51:07 > 0:51:12"Forgive as the Lord forgave you."
0:51:12 > 0:51:15Nah, that's not it. But it'll do.
0:51:16 > 0:51:17To forgiveness.
0:51:17 > 0:51:19ALL: To forgiveness.
0:51:57 > 0:52:03Wow, it is ram-jammed with talent in here tonight. Hello, boys...
0:52:03 > 0:52:11Now, I just need to decide who is going to be the lucky recipient of some unadulterated Kimberley.
0:52:11 > 0:52:16Oh, hello, come to mama. Cooee!
0:52:46 > 0:52:48- Get off!- What you doing here?
0:52:48 > 0:52:51Don't worry, I haven't come to ask for my job back, all right?
0:52:51 > 0:52:56I just...thought you might need a bit of company.
0:52:56 > 0:52:58Yeah, well, I don't. So clear off.
0:53:01 > 0:53:03You about to have a drink, were you?
0:53:03 > 0:53:05What's it to you if I was?
0:53:05 > 0:53:11I care about... I care about you drinking, that's what.
0:53:11 > 0:53:14- You don't care about anyone but yourself.- Is that what you think?
0:53:14 > 0:53:16Just go, will you?
0:53:18 > 0:53:19What's wrong?
0:53:21 > 0:53:25Look at our history. You can tell me.
0:53:25 > 0:53:30- Why won't you just tell me? - Cos it's in the past and that's where it should stay.
0:53:30 > 0:53:33If it's got something to do with my dad, I've got a right to know.
0:53:33 > 0:53:38- You're better off not knowing. Trust me, please. - This is just so typical of you.
0:53:38 > 0:53:41Y'know, lording it over me as usual. Keeping me in the dark.
0:53:41 > 0:53:44You are still trying to drive a wedge between me and my dad
0:53:44 > 0:53:46even after all these years.
0:53:47 > 0:53:50OK, fine. I'll tell you.
0:53:50 > 0:53:52But you won't like it.
0:53:52 > 0:53:55Yes, yes, you can both have a Fatboy Santa, all right?
0:53:55 > 0:53:59- Now go to sleep, you two. - Night, Alfie.- Love you, Alfie.
0:54:02 > 0:54:05- You're back early!- Yeah, I'm a bit old for all that lark.
0:54:05 > 0:54:07Listen to you, Kat Moon, party girl extraordinaire,
0:54:07 > 0:54:09hanging up her party shoes.
0:54:09 > 0:54:13Yeah, that'll be the day. Anyway, the two horrors are in bed.
0:54:13 > 0:54:15And Tommy Moon is fast a-kip, all right?
0:54:15 > 0:54:18- Mary Poppins strikes again. - You better believe it.
0:54:18 > 0:54:22Tell you what, why don't you go next door, put your feet up.
0:54:22 > 0:54:25I'll bring in your knitting and a lovely hot cup of milk.
0:54:25 > 0:54:30- I'm not quite there yet. - We will be one day. And you know what I reckon?- What?
0:54:30 > 0:54:35Be the best days of our lives. Can see it now, me in my West Ham slippers, smoking a pipe like that.
0:54:35 > 0:54:39You in your leopard-print support tights with a zimmer frame.
0:54:39 > 0:54:44- Sounds perfect.- And we'll be old and wrinkly, but we won't care cos we'll have each other.
0:54:44 > 0:54:46And obviously Tommy Moon taking care of us.
0:54:46 > 0:54:50And maybe other little Moons running around. Obviously not straight away. But that...
0:54:50 > 0:54:52Alfie...
0:54:52 > 0:54:54That'd be more up to you...
0:54:54 > 0:54:57- Alfie.- While the kids are asleep, me and you can start practising, eh?
0:55:05 > 0:55:08I cheated on you.
0:55:14 > 0:55:16I've been with someone else.
0:55:33 > 0:55:34It was a one off, I swear.
0:55:36 > 0:55:41The business was in a bad way and Frank was desperate for cash.
0:55:41 > 0:55:45He paid Phil to torch the car lot.
0:55:47 > 0:55:51And the last thing I remember is throwing the burning rag in,
0:55:51 > 0:55:53and an explosion.
0:55:53 > 0:55:57Later that night, they found the body of a young man there.
0:55:57 > 0:56:00He'd been sleeping rough.
0:56:00 > 0:56:03It was a terrible accident.
0:56:03 > 0:56:05I burnt him alive.
0:56:09 > 0:56:12So who was it then, Kat?
0:56:13 > 0:56:14It was...
0:56:14 > 0:56:20No, let me tell you who I think it was, yeah? He was young, sexy?
0:56:20 > 0:56:24Did he have, like, a six pack, did he?
0:56:24 > 0:56:26You look at me when I'm talking to you!
0:56:26 > 0:56:28Too drunk to remember, were you, Kat? That what it was, yeah?
0:56:28 > 0:56:33Then you went back to his posh flat, drinking his champagne...?
0:56:33 > 0:56:35- Lighting up scented candles?- No.
0:56:35 > 0:56:36No?
0:56:36 > 0:56:41No, he couldn't wait. We done it in the alley by the R&R, like animals!
0:56:58 > 0:57:01- Why wasn't I told about it? - You were just a kid at the time.
0:57:01 > 0:57:03Did Ricky know?
0:57:07 > 0:57:10So I was the only one that didn't know about it.
0:57:10 > 0:57:14- Well, that's just typical. - Your dad didn't want you to know.
0:57:14 > 0:57:16He didn't want you involved.
0:57:16 > 0:57:18He didn't want you to have to carry that burden.
0:57:18 > 0:57:22How convenient. And of course I've only got your word for that, haven't I?
0:57:22 > 0:57:23Why would I lie to you, Janine?
0:57:23 > 0:57:26Because, Pat, you've lied to me my entire life!
0:57:26 > 0:57:29That is all you've ever done, is lie!
0:57:29 > 0:57:31If I've ever lied to you,
0:57:31 > 0:57:35it's only to protect you, you stupid little girl!
0:57:35 > 0:57:38See now, and there we have it, don't we? The truth right
0:57:38 > 0:57:41at the very heart of the matter. That is all I ever was to you.
0:57:41 > 0:57:45A stupid little girl that got in the way of you and my dad.
0:57:46 > 0:57:49- You meant more to me than that and you know it. - JANINE SCOFFS
0:57:51 > 0:57:53I should go.
0:57:53 > 0:57:55Stay and have a drink.
0:57:58 > 0:57:59Please.
0:58:03 > 0:58:06- You all right?- Have you seen Alfie?
0:58:06 > 0:58:10- He's just popped out.- I need to find Alfie.- What about Tommy?
0:58:10 > 0:58:13- Jean's with him!- What about this place? It's closing time soon.
0:58:13 > 0:58:15Call time and lock up, all right?
0:58:22 > 0:58:27- Kat said to lock up.- All right, if I shoot off?- Yeah, you shoot off.
0:58:27 > 0:58:32That's time, ladies and gentleman. So thank you, but drink up, please.
0:58:34 > 0:58:40- You been stood up?- Don't worry, I'm sure your lot will be here soon.
0:58:40 > 0:58:44Your coach load of mates. Probably just stuck in traffic.
0:58:44 > 0:58:46Yeah. And who are you with, the invisible man?
0:58:46 > 0:58:51- Oi, stick another one in there, will you?- Sorry, but it's past time.
0:58:51 > 0:58:53- Do you know who I am? - Why, have you forgotten?
0:58:53 > 0:58:57No, I think you pair of clowns have forgotten that this pub belongs to my old man.
0:58:57 > 0:59:00I'm sorry, but it's past closing time and I've got to lock up.
0:59:00 > 0:59:06Oh, I think you misheard Kat. She said, "Lock IN." Ain't that right, everybody?
0:59:06 > 0:59:07SHOUTS OF ASSENT
0:59:07 > 0:59:13- No chance with Jobsworth here.- All right, then. I'll bolt the doors.
0:59:13 > 0:59:16- Yeah, man!- There's a good boy!
0:59:21 > 0:59:22Alfie!
0:59:24 > 0:59:26Alfie!
0:59:30 > 0:59:32Alfie!
0:59:42 > 0:59:45And now some nutter's out there
0:59:45 > 0:59:49sending me photos and cuttings about it.
0:59:55 > 1:00:00- We can't change the past. - Well, that's a lot of help(!)
1:00:00 > 1:00:05But we can make amends. And you know what they say.
1:00:05 > 1:00:10- Confession is good for the soul. - You want me to go to the Old Bill?
1:00:10 > 1:00:12You back on the gear or something?
1:00:12 > 1:00:15No, not that kind of confession. You know... God.
1:00:15 > 1:00:17You've got a screw loose, d'you know that?
1:00:17 > 1:00:20Oh, what, and drinking, that's sensible, is it?
1:00:20 > 1:00:25- I don't need this kind of grief.- And you don't need the whisky either.
1:00:25 > 1:00:27- Just go, will you?- I can help you, Phil.
1:00:27 > 1:00:29Because I know what you're going through.
1:00:29 > 1:00:31You don't understand anything.
1:00:31 > 1:00:35I live with the guilt of all the terrible things I've done.
1:00:35 > 1:00:36I've ruined enough lives with drugs
1:00:36 > 1:00:39to know what it feels like to hate yourself.
1:00:40 > 1:00:43To feel completely on your own.
1:00:43 > 1:00:45But you're not on your own, Phil.
1:00:48 > 1:00:50Because I'm here for you.
1:00:50 > 1:00:53- I doubt my parishioners would approve.- Oh, shut up, Vicar!
1:00:53 > 1:00:55Hardly like you're breaking one of the Ten Commandments.
1:00:55 > 1:00:59- Anyway, it's your round. - I say Amen to that.
1:01:01 > 1:01:06- Oops, sorry, Carol.- Tanya!- Sorry!
1:01:06 > 1:01:09Same again, please, boys! Can we turn the music up?
1:01:09 > 1:01:11This is supposed to be a party!
1:01:30 > 1:01:34Do you know what I thought when you first come to live with me?
1:01:34 > 1:01:39- Umm, "I hope she doesn't eat all the pies"?- "She's trouble."
1:01:39 > 1:01:42Yeah well, feeling was mutual.
1:01:42 > 1:01:45You were this shy little five-year-old
1:01:45 > 1:01:49with your hair in pigtails, looking like butter wouldn't melt.
1:01:51 > 1:01:55And then you stuck two fingers up at me,
1:01:55 > 1:01:58you told me I was ugly and fat and you didn't need a new mum.
1:01:58 > 1:02:00Well, I'm not being funny,
1:02:00 > 1:02:04but you were like this big, loud woman, y'know,
1:02:04 > 1:02:06with a strange face like a clown
1:02:06 > 1:02:10and you stunk of fags and booze and you were all over my dad.
1:02:10 > 1:02:15What did you expect, Pat? A curtsey and a bunch of flowers?
1:02:18 > 1:02:23You've never forgiven me for your mum, have you?
1:02:24 > 1:02:28You had an affair with my dad while she was dying.
1:02:28 > 1:02:31Actually, whatever Lydia might have told you,
1:02:31 > 1:02:36me and your dad never...we were never together during that time.
1:02:36 > 1:02:39So you managed to control your hormones
1:02:39 > 1:02:42until she was dead and buried? How very commendable.
1:02:42 > 1:02:46Well, I suppose it's easier to blame me than your dad.
1:02:46 > 1:02:51But you can't bear a grudge forever. People make mistakes.
1:02:52 > 1:02:55- You've made more than most.- Thanks.
1:02:55 > 1:02:57So now we've moved on, have we,
1:02:57 > 1:03:02from rewriting history to my character assassination.
1:03:03 > 1:03:05What fun.
1:03:07 > 1:03:11Janine, you have never made it easy to love you.
1:03:11 > 1:03:16SHE LAUGHS Well, I'm sorry. I'm going to try much harder in future.
1:03:16 > 1:03:18Sorry for the inconvenience, Pat.
1:03:18 > 1:03:22But I've always tried to love you anyway. Whatever you may think.
1:03:22 > 1:03:24Always.
1:03:25 > 1:03:29And so when you lied to the police and nearly got me sent down for
1:03:29 > 1:03:33a murder that I didn't commit, were you really trying to love me then?
1:03:33 > 1:03:36From that first moment you raised two fingers up to me,
1:03:36 > 1:03:39you've been telling me what you thought of me ever since.
1:03:39 > 1:03:43And d'you know what, I thank you for that.
1:03:43 > 1:03:47Cos there aren't too many people in this world you can rely on to tell you the truth.
1:03:47 > 1:03:50Your dad would've told me the sky was neon pink
1:03:50 > 1:03:53if he thought that's what I wanted to hear.
1:03:53 > 1:03:57And I've never been backward in telling you what I thought of you either.
1:03:57 > 1:04:02- No, I've got the emotional scars to prove it.- All right.
1:04:02 > 1:04:05Sometimes a bit harshly, I admit.
1:04:05 > 1:04:08But I've always been straight with you.
1:04:08 > 1:04:11And that's why you've got to believe me when I tell you
1:04:11 > 1:04:13that we didn't tell you about the fire
1:04:13 > 1:04:15because we wanted to protect you,
1:04:15 > 1:04:17not because we wanted to hurt you.
1:04:19 > 1:04:22You wouldn't have wanted that burden.
1:04:24 > 1:04:28You don't get over having a man's death on your conscience that easily.
1:04:31 > 1:04:34You bury it as deep as you can and try to forget about it.
1:04:36 > 1:04:38To be honest, I thought I had.
1:04:38 > 1:04:41Until Phil started getting them photos in the post.
1:04:41 > 1:04:47- You know that I had nothing to do with that.- I believe you.
1:04:47 > 1:04:49Well, there's a first.
1:04:49 > 1:04:53Oh, not because I don't think you're capable of it.
1:04:53 > 1:04:57You've done worse over the years.
1:04:57 > 1:05:00But I'm sure if you'd found out about the fire,
1:05:00 > 1:05:05I would have been your first port of call.
1:05:08 > 1:05:11Poor Dad.
1:05:11 > 1:05:13I mean...
1:05:13 > 1:05:14SHE SIGHS
1:05:14 > 1:05:17..carrying around all that guilt for all those years.
1:05:19 > 1:05:20Yeah.
1:05:20 > 1:05:23Maybe if I'd known about it at the time
1:05:23 > 1:05:27I could've stopped him taking off like that.
1:05:27 > 1:05:30Do you know, even when he came back, he...
1:05:30 > 1:05:31He was eaten up with it.
1:05:31 > 1:05:34He'd wake up in the night in a cold sweat.
1:05:34 > 1:05:36He wanted to come clean.
1:05:36 > 1:05:37So why didn't he?
1:05:39 > 1:05:42Let's just say me and Phil persuaded him it wasn't a good idea.
1:05:45 > 1:05:47Is...
1:05:47 > 1:05:49Is that why he went away again?
1:05:51 > 1:05:53He was a mess.
1:05:53 > 1:05:56If he'd stayed he would have confessed,
1:05:56 > 1:05:58and then he would have ended up in prison.
1:06:00 > 1:06:03So you just let him walk away?
1:06:03 > 1:06:05It was for the best.
1:06:05 > 1:06:07For who?
1:06:08 > 1:06:10For me?
1:06:10 > 1:06:13For Ricky? For Dad?
1:06:13 > 1:06:17I mean, that worked out really well first time round, didn't it?
1:06:17 > 1:06:21He had a nervous breakdown, months, MONTHS, on the streets.
1:06:21 > 1:06:23Yeah, that was definitely for the best(!)
1:06:23 > 1:06:25Not forgetting the abandoned girl
1:06:25 > 1:06:27who thought her daddy didn't love her.
1:06:27 > 1:06:29What should I have done?
1:06:29 > 1:06:30Let him confess?
1:06:30 > 1:06:33Yes... Yes!
1:06:33 > 1:06:35Yes, if that's what he wanted.
1:06:35 > 1:06:38You know, maybe then he wouldn't have cracked up.
1:06:40 > 1:06:41At least then,
1:06:41 > 1:06:43I would have known where he was
1:06:43 > 1:06:45and I could have seen him.
1:06:45 > 1:06:47I could've visited him!
1:06:51 > 1:06:53I could've just loved him.
1:06:53 > 1:06:55You're living in cloud-cuckoo-land, Janine.
1:06:55 > 1:06:57You didn't know what he was like at the time.
1:06:57 > 1:06:59- Right, and whose fault was that? - Oh!
1:06:59 > 1:07:01Here we go again,
1:07:01 > 1:07:03"Poor little me.
1:07:03 > 1:07:06"Let's blame Pat for everything that's gone wrong in my life."
1:07:06 > 1:07:08You took my dad away from me.
1:07:08 > 1:07:11No, I didn't! He was a weak man.
1:07:14 > 1:07:16He was.
1:07:19 > 1:07:22So help me, I loved him.
1:07:22 > 1:07:28I loved him more than I've ever loved any man on this earth.
1:07:28 > 1:07:30But he was weak!
1:07:32 > 1:07:35And he got himself into trouble,
1:07:35 > 1:07:37he couldn't handle the consequences.
1:07:37 > 1:07:40So he did what he always did when it got tough.
1:07:40 > 1:07:41He ran.
1:07:43 > 1:07:47He ran away, Janine, and left me to look after you.
1:07:47 > 1:07:49Never forget that.
1:07:49 > 1:07:53I looked after you while your father was looking after himself.
1:07:56 > 1:07:59And the sad truth is...
1:07:59 > 1:08:05if he had cared about his family so much,
1:08:05 > 1:08:07he would have found the strength to stay.
1:08:19 > 1:08:21I've been looking for you everywhere.
1:08:21 > 1:08:24Why did you run off like that? Huh?
1:08:27 > 1:08:29Kat, what's wrong?
1:08:29 > 1:08:31I've ruined everything.
1:08:31 > 1:08:34What happened?!
1:08:38 > 1:08:39Kat?
1:08:42 > 1:08:44All right, let's get you home, yeah?
1:08:44 > 1:08:45Yeah?
1:08:45 > 1:08:49Come on. Come on.
1:08:49 > 1:08:51JUKEBOX PLAYS
1:08:51 > 1:08:55You two are hopeless!
1:08:58 > 1:08:59Go on, Rev, show us your moves!
1:09:00 > 1:09:04Yeah, man! Read 'em and weep, brother.
1:09:07 > 1:09:09Hello, boys - service!
1:09:09 > 1:09:13- Are you all right?- All right, Carol? Are you having a good night?
1:09:13 > 1:09:14Yeah, yeah, I am.
1:09:14 > 1:09:16I was wondering if you'd heard any news from Max?
1:09:16 > 1:09:18No.
1:09:18 > 1:09:20Hello!
1:09:20 > 1:09:23It's strange not having him around the place, ain't it?
1:09:23 > 1:09:26- I'm quite enjoying the freedom actually.- Yeah, yeah, I can see that.
1:09:26 > 1:09:30You've got to let your hair down once in a while, otherwise you'll go mad.
1:09:30 > 1:09:32You know, we should go out some time.
1:09:32 > 1:09:35- Yeah?- Yeah, I know you think I'm a bit of a stick-in-the-mud,
1:09:35 > 1:09:38but I think I can still remember how to have fun.
1:09:38 > 1:09:39Yeah, why not? We'll do that, yeah.
1:09:39 > 1:09:43What has a girl got to do to get a drink around here, eh?
1:09:43 > 1:09:47- Tanya, do you think you should be doing that?- Why not? Live a little.
1:09:47 > 1:09:50- Do you want one? - No, I'm all right, thanks.
1:09:50 > 1:09:54- Are you sure?!- Yeah. - Lauren, watch yourself... Oi!
1:09:54 > 1:09:56Incoming! Eh?
1:09:56 > 1:09:59Oh, that is setting a really good example, Tanya.
1:09:59 > 1:10:02And what are you? Mother Of The Year?!
1:10:02 > 1:10:05- I'm quite enjoying this! Who else wants a drink?- Go on, I'll have one.
1:10:05 > 1:10:07I won't say no to that!
1:10:07 > 1:10:09Oh, all of you!
1:10:09 > 1:10:11Come on.
1:10:14 > 1:10:17- I thought I told you to lock up! - I tried to tell him.
1:10:17 > 1:10:20And what's she doing behind my bar?
1:10:20 > 1:10:22Let's get you upstairs, shall we?
1:10:22 > 1:10:24- Is everything all right? - Yeah, it's fine.
1:10:24 > 1:10:26Just get back to your party. Just go.
1:10:26 > 1:10:29Alfie...
1:10:34 > 1:10:38- She won't tell me what happened. - I'll take it from here.
1:10:41 > 1:10:46Oh, someone's going to be sleeping on the settee tonight.
1:10:46 > 1:10:49- Not if you play your cards right. - Oh!
1:10:49 > 1:10:52- And what about your man? Where's he tonight?- About to get a booty call.
1:10:52 > 1:10:54Oh!
1:10:54 > 1:10:56What does Shirley reckon?
1:10:56 > 1:10:59She does know about this?
1:10:59 > 1:11:03Not about the fire, no. And I want to keep it that way,
1:11:03 > 1:11:05- until I find who's behind all this. - Yeah.
1:11:08 > 1:11:11Be our secret.
1:11:11 > 1:11:15You know you can always talk to me, about anything.
1:11:19 > 1:11:20I'll never give you grief.
1:11:23 > 1:11:25I get you.
1:11:27 > 1:11:29You and me.
1:11:33 > 1:11:34We're the same, ain't we?
1:11:46 > 1:11:48DOOR OPENS
1:11:54 > 1:11:56I should be going.
1:12:03 > 1:12:06MUSIC: "Price Tag" By Jessie J
1:12:06 > 1:12:10I love this one, I love it! Turn it up, turn it up!
1:12:20 > 1:12:22My tower!
1:12:29 > 1:12:31BANGING ON DOOR
1:12:34 > 1:12:36Tanya, don't open it!
1:12:47 > 1:12:49Anyone order a stripper?
1:12:50 > 1:12:52Ha!
1:12:52 > 1:12:55ALFIE SIGHS
1:12:55 > 1:12:57Why?
1:13:01 > 1:13:04Why, Kat?
1:13:04 > 1:13:06- Why did you do it? - I don't know.
1:13:06 > 1:13:10That's great. Well, you don't know what?
1:13:10 > 1:13:13Just a bit a fun, was it then?
1:13:16 > 1:13:21- Did you want to prove a point? Get back at me about what I said?- No.
1:13:21 > 1:13:25It had nothing to do with that.
1:13:28 > 1:13:30Were you bored?
1:13:31 > 1:13:32Was it a bet?
1:13:33 > 1:13:36Or was it just that...
1:13:37 > 1:13:42..you love seeing me being hurt?
1:13:42 > 1:13:43No?
1:13:47 > 1:13:50I swear to God, you will tell me...
1:13:50 > 1:13:54Sorry to interrupt, but the old bill are downstairs.
1:13:54 > 1:13:58- I can go and deal with it if you like.- No, it's all right, Tyler.
1:13:58 > 1:14:00I can sort out the boys in blue.
1:14:00 > 1:14:03You watch and learn, son.
1:14:03 > 1:14:05You watch and learn.
1:14:06 > 1:14:07Oi...
1:14:07 > 1:14:11When I come back, you will tell me why you did this.
1:14:16 > 1:14:20I thought you'd want to know that Janine had nothing to do with
1:14:20 > 1:14:21sending them photos and clippings.
1:14:21 > 1:14:23All right. Thanks.
1:14:23 > 1:14:25Eh, Pat, not...
1:14:25 > 1:14:27Not a word to Shirley, all right?
1:14:27 > 1:14:31What you get up to is none of my business.
1:14:31 > 1:14:33But are you sure you know what you're doing?
1:14:33 > 1:14:35No.
1:14:38 > 1:14:41You won't get what you're looking for with that one.
1:14:41 > 1:14:43I ain't looking for anything, just...
1:14:43 > 1:14:46This whole car lot business is messing with my head.
1:14:49 > 1:14:53Mmm... This is cosy.
1:14:54 > 1:14:57I'll leave you to it.
1:15:00 > 1:15:01What's she doing here?
1:15:01 > 1:15:04Just a bit of business.
1:15:04 > 1:15:06What sort of business?
1:15:06 > 1:15:08Monkey business - me and Pat, we're having an affair.
1:15:08 > 1:15:10You've caught us bang at it.
1:15:10 > 1:15:12What are you doing here anyway?
1:15:12 > 1:15:16Well, I thought I'd come and have a little bit of monkey business of my own.
1:15:32 > 1:15:35It's customary to tell someone if you're going to blow 'em out.
1:15:35 > 1:15:37Do you know how long I was in there?
1:15:48 > 1:15:53- What's he doing in the bin? - It's where he belongs.
1:15:55 > 1:15:58- Do you know, it was all fake. - What was?- Everything.
1:16:02 > 1:16:03The smile...
1:16:03 > 1:16:06the affection...
1:16:06 > 1:16:07the love.
1:16:07 > 1:16:09Well, you know what they say -
1:16:09 > 1:16:11don't trust salesmen.
1:16:11 > 1:16:16Do you think you can ever truly know anyone?
1:16:16 > 1:16:18No.
1:16:18 > 1:16:21We choose the faces we show people.
1:16:21 > 1:16:23What we allow them to see.
1:16:25 > 1:16:28That's a very cynical view of the world, Michael.
1:16:28 > 1:16:30Mmmm. I'm a very cynical man, Janine.
1:16:32 > 1:16:36Why would anyone walk away from somebody that they love?
1:16:36 > 1:16:39Because they're selfish,
1:16:39 > 1:16:42loathsome, despicable, stupid.
1:16:42 > 1:16:45Maybe they just didn't love them that much to begin with.
1:16:45 > 1:16:47Some people are not capable of love.
1:16:47 > 1:16:51Maybe some people are just unlovable.
1:16:52 > 1:16:54No. You mustn't think like that.
1:16:54 > 1:16:57It's the truth, isn't it?
1:16:57 > 1:17:00No. It isn't true.
1:17:01 > 1:17:06And how could YOU possibly know that?
1:17:09 > 1:17:11Because I love you.
1:17:26 > 1:17:28Well?
1:17:32 > 1:17:37The truth is, you already know why.
1:17:39 > 1:17:43You look at me every day and you see it,
1:17:43 > 1:17:45you think it,
1:17:45 > 1:17:46and you know it.
1:17:48 > 1:17:50But you ignore it.
1:17:50 > 1:17:52You fight it.
1:17:52 > 1:17:55Pretend it isn't true, but it is.
1:17:57 > 1:17:59Cos deep down...
1:17:59 > 1:18:04Deep down, you know what I am.
1:18:06 > 1:18:08And Michael knew it as well.
1:18:10 > 1:18:12And any bloke that walks into the bar,
1:18:12 > 1:18:14that thinks they stand a chance with me,
1:18:14 > 1:18:17they see it as well, they see it a mile off.
1:18:19 > 1:18:23It doesn't matter how many layers of slap I put on my face.
1:18:26 > 1:18:32And they smell it. No matter how much expensive perfume I use.
1:18:35 > 1:18:39And Mark - that was his name, Mark -
1:18:39 > 1:18:42he saw it,
1:18:42 > 1:18:45he knew it, and he smelt it.
1:18:47 > 1:18:50And he wanted it, so I gave it to him.
1:18:52 > 1:18:59And let's face it, it could have been any Tom, Dick or Harry, eh?
1:19:01 > 1:19:04Cos that's what I am...
1:19:04 > 1:19:07A dirty little girl.
1:19:07 > 1:19:10That's what I've always been.
1:19:10 > 1:19:13And that's what I'll always be.
1:19:16 > 1:19:18So now you know.
1:19:21 > 1:19:22Are you happy now?
1:19:32 > 1:19:38- Do you even know what love is? - Do you?
1:19:40 > 1:19:43You don't have to say those three little words
1:19:43 > 1:19:45- to get me into bed, you know. - Fine, fine.
1:19:45 > 1:19:50You just take the Mick. We'll just carry on as we were.
1:19:50 > 1:19:53It's much easier. Much easier.
1:19:53 > 1:19:54Or...
1:19:56 > 1:19:59You can accept the fact that, like it or not,
1:19:59 > 1:20:04someone in this world actually loves you.
1:20:15 > 1:20:17Kiss me.
1:20:17 > 1:20:18SHE SCOFFS
1:20:18 > 1:20:19Come on.
1:20:21 > 1:20:23(Kiss me.)
1:20:55 > 1:20:58What do you want me to do?
1:20:58 > 1:21:02Say I'll be a good girl and it'll never happen again?
1:21:02 > 1:21:05That'd be so easy, wouldn't it?
1:21:08 > 1:21:11- I wish I could, but I can't.- Kat... - You said it yourself...
1:21:11 > 1:21:14when you thought someone else had knocked me up,
1:21:14 > 1:21:19you said, "This is what living with Kat Slater's all about."
1:21:19 > 1:21:22I'm giving you a Get Out Of Jail Free card.
1:21:22 > 1:21:25Take it, throw me out.
1:21:30 > 1:21:32No, I can't.
1:21:34 > 1:21:37I can't, cos I love you.
1:21:39 > 1:21:41I love you.
1:21:41 > 1:21:45But you can't change who I am.
1:21:45 > 1:21:47It was just a one-off, that's all.
1:21:47 > 1:21:49No, no, it's not. It's not a one-off.
1:21:49 > 1:21:50It will happen again.
1:21:50 > 1:21:53A month, a year, I dunno,
1:21:53 > 1:21:55but it will happen again.
1:21:55 > 1:21:59You think, what happened to you, I'm going to let destroy us, yeah?
1:21:59 > 1:22:00You can't stop it.
1:22:00 > 1:22:03There's nothing you can do. And I won't keep hurting you like this.
1:22:03 > 1:22:06And you'll never forgive me if it happens again.
1:22:08 > 1:22:10OK.
1:22:14 > 1:22:16Maybe...
1:22:16 > 1:22:18Maybe if I didn't know, then...
1:22:20 > 1:22:21Then I...
1:22:21 > 1:22:23I wouldn't have to forgive you, would I?
1:22:25 > 1:22:27What?!
1:22:29 > 1:22:32What you don't know can't hurt you.
1:22:35 > 1:22:40You're saying that I could sleep with anyone
1:22:40 > 1:22:43as long as you don't know about it?!
1:22:51 > 1:22:53And you could live with that?!
1:22:59 > 1:23:03It's better than living without you.
1:23:11 > 1:23:15At least you finally get who I am.
1:23:19 > 1:23:24And you finally get how much I love you.
1:23:24 > 1:23:25Oh!
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