21/07/2012

0:00:27 > 0:00:28Pops! Make me a cuppa?

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Make it yourself!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32The baby wants one!

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Yep? You're its mum, ain't ya?

0:00:52 > 0:00:56Yeah. He's caught up then, if he's not there.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Yeah, yeah.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Give him 20 minutes. 20 minutes. Yep. Fine.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Hi. Yeah, fine.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17What time you dropping my sexy little number round then?

0:01:17 > 0:01:23Yeah, I got the readies, yeah. I know, I can't.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24I've gotta be at the hospital

0:01:24 > 0:01:27for my daughter's appointment this afternoon.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Fine. Yeah. This afternoon.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Good. Yeah.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Oh, come on!

0:02:04 > 0:02:05You have a nice lie-in, Ben.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Nothing else matters now, does it?

0:02:10 > 0:02:11Cheers, Jay.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Sunday's are just not the same without Dot.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17You know, I never thought I'd actually choose to put

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Songs Of Praise on.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23What are you after, Rose? You looking for a job here?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Nah. Just thought you might fancy the bingo when you finish?

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Sorry, darling. I'm having a treatment.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Payback for all this backcombing.

0:02:33 > 0:02:38That's all right. Andrew's been dying to take me out.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- You ain't used this birthing ball once.- Cos I feel like a lemon.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Well, it ain't just about you any more, Lo, is it?

0:02:50 > 0:02:53After your run, I thought we could do something.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Just you and me? While it is still just you and me.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57No, I can't.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Going to take me ages to put my posters up, then I got work.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02What's the point of all this?

0:03:02 > 0:03:05There's nothing wrong with being proud of your achievements.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Besides, be something to show the little one, won't it?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Now, you better get bouncing. Get that baby in position.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12It ain't going to be long now.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15You'll be back in time for the social worker, right?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Lola, you're a big girl now. You can cope on your own.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22And no stopping out late. All right? Bye.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Doing dinner tonight.- Why?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33For my boys. Sort this atmosphere out.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Me and Ben are all right now.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Postcard from Abi.

0:03:42 > 0:03:43You've got to get over it.

0:03:50 > 0:03:51I have got over it.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55Oh, by tearing things up, including vans, says you ain't.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Yes, Andrew told me.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03You've got to move on, Jay.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04It ain't Abi actually.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09HE SIGHS

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Lola ain't talking to me,

0:04:11 > 0:04:13cos I scared her off when I lost my temper.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16And I need her to know it won't happen again.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19- She's a good mate, y'know what I mean.- Come on.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Where we going?!

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Fixing things.

0:04:21 > 0:04:26Don't know how long it's going to take me. Repairing that van.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Seen my trainers?

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Are they those dirty things out in the yard?

0:04:30 > 0:04:31I've got football training later.

0:04:31 > 0:04:36Look, why don't we celebrate your new business? Go to Southend?

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Some of the old haunts, yeah?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Retrace the steps where I first met Hev?

0:04:42 > 0:04:47Oh. What about fish pie for your tea? How about that then?

0:04:47 > 0:04:50You used to love it when you were little, didn't you?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Remember, I used to cut those fishy shapes out the potatoes.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Whatever, Mum.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03PHONE RINGS

0:05:05 > 0:05:06What now?!

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Mrs Hardwick. Hello, yes? Yes, he's broken down, I'm sorry.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15Yes. He apologises. I apologise.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Can I ask why have you got your radiators on in July?

0:05:18 > 0:05:20I am the manager, Mrs Hardwick.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Can I call you back, Mrs Hardwick? Yeah. Thank you so much.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37I found a little vandal that wants to say sorry to you.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40I'm sorry, mate.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44Surprised you ain't been round and done some dental work on him.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Don't do temper no more. Try not to. No-one wins, do they?

0:05:46 > 0:05:51You're the bigger man Andrew. Hev'd be proud.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54A couple of bacon sandwiches please. All right, big fella?

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- All right.- You ready to be put through your paces?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59You know it! Football training.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02They're going to mug me right off, ain't they?

0:06:02 > 0:06:06Don't put yourself down. Make sure you do a good job on his burger van.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Pie van now.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11Really? Well, I'm glad to see you're broadening your horizons.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14I'll make a good job of it all right. I promise you.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Now you can tell Lola Pearce what a nice guy you really are!

0:06:44 > 0:06:45SHE SIGHS

0:06:51 > 0:06:53SHE MOANS IN DISGUST

0:06:57 > 0:06:59SHE GRUNTS

0:07:02 > 0:07:04KNOCK ON DOOR

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Pops, if you've forgotten your keys again,

0:07:07 > 0:07:10you'd better have breakfast with you an' all.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Hi, Lola. I thought I'd catch you on your own.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15How are you?

0:07:19 > 0:07:22How you doing, mate? You called, Sir Alec?

0:07:22 > 0:07:23All right, Captain!

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Listen, I was thinking about you, Ray and Max

0:07:26 > 0:07:28coming up with a training programme.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Free use of the gym.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32For free use of your pub?

0:07:32 > 0:07:33I'm serious, Jack.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Y'know, maybe come up with some lunchtime sessions.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Ray, you can come up with an eating plan for optimum performance.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42- Who's the swot now?!- Oi, listen, we need a manager, not a nanny.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44So, the one who wears the trousers, does she approve of all this?

0:07:44 > 0:07:46The one who wears...? It's nothing to do with you.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50She's left me in charge while she looks after her old man. OK?

0:07:50 > 0:07:52I'll give out free cushions

0:07:52 > 0:07:54cos it's a long sit on that bench, ladies!

0:07:54 > 0:07:58- Shut up.- What you eating? Supposed to be eating healthy.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Where's the darts, Alf?- Round the other side. Eat brown bread.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Shut up.

0:08:02 > 0:08:0520 minutes. You said he's going to be here in 20 minutes?

0:08:05 > 0:08:06You tell my missus that!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Just forget it.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Get out, Michael.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15- I've come to say... - Get out, Michael.

0:08:15 > 0:08:16Otherwise I've got to make ya.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19You'll have to make me then.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23HE MUTTERS TO HIMSELF

0:08:25 > 0:08:27I don't know what to do.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29I'm at my wits end.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Every day, you know, you think she's getting better

0:08:31 > 0:08:33but every day she's...

0:08:33 > 0:08:38She's not feeding, or not breathing so well,

0:08:38 > 0:08:40test after test after test...

0:08:40 > 0:08:43I've got an appointment with Scarlett's consultant.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47And this taxi has let me down. Janine's going to have a meltdown...

0:08:49 > 0:08:52- Right. Let's go. - Sorry. I don't know what I...

0:08:52 > 0:08:56No, no, no. I'm going to get you to the hospital. Let's go.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Janine's knackered, she's really finding it hard.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01I appreciate this.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08ENGINE WON'T START

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Come on! Come on!

0:09:10 > 0:09:12HE SIGHS

0:09:12 > 0:09:13A CAR APPROACHES

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Taxi! Oi. Taxi!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Tube!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27I've got piles. I'm 16. Piles!

0:09:27 > 0:09:30I'm not sleeping, and this, this is against my human rights.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Cows are treated better!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Can't be easy. You must be nervous.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Your due date's less than two weeks away.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38I'm not nervous. I'm fed up!

0:09:38 > 0:09:39Well.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43Why don't you use the curfew and the tag as a focus for reflection?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Have you written your birth plan?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Got it down to two words. "Give Birth."

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Packed your hospital bag yet? - I don't intend on staying there.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Things for the baby?

0:09:53 > 0:09:57You'll be finding out soon enough it isn't about you any more.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00A bus replacement? This ain't meant to be. It's not happening.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03- I'm going to go back to work. - I'll get you there if it kills me.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Cos this ain't about you any more. Come on.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Just you and Scarlett today then?

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Oh, Michael'll be along later, y'know,

0:10:33 > 0:10:35for the appointment with the consultant.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39He's doing his rounds. I saw him just before.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Tea, babe?- Please. - Janine? Chocolate or anything?

0:10:42 > 0:10:45No. No, thanks. Michael'll be here any second.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27KNOCK ON DOOR

0:11:32 > 0:11:34KNOCK ON DOOR

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Don't laugh at me!

0:11:39 > 0:11:41I'm sorry.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43That's an apology how?

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Will one of Andrew's pies do?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Come on then, bad boy. Do your worst.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06You go, Billy!

0:12:06 > 0:12:07SHE LAUGHS

0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Got any stuffing?- You cooking?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Firemen on stand-by, are they?

0:12:17 > 0:12:19And 20 of my usual. And less of that.

0:12:26 > 0:12:27What?

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Oh. Nothing. You have a nice dinner.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34What?

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Carly's had a baby. I'm sorry.

0:12:39 > 0:12:40I weren't going to say anything,

0:12:40 > 0:12:43but I just thought you had a right to know.

0:12:44 > 0:12:45Oh, you did, did ya?

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Well, thank you, Denise.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52I'm really humble.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Shirl.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Here, phone her.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Hey, mush. Listen, I need a big favour, Jay, all right?

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Just need to borrow some jump leads, if you don't mind, mate?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Any time this year, Jay, would be nice?

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Hey, not long to go now, sweetheart?

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Should be putting your feet up, though.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- Oh, he's through the door. - Come on, mate.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34- Cheers for that. Owe you one. - No worries.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36- Take me somewhere, Jay.- Where?

0:13:36 > 0:13:41Anywhere. You wanted to before. We could go Brighton!

0:13:41 > 0:13:44Go on the pier. Y'know, dance machines, ghost train!

0:13:44 > 0:13:47- What about the weekend? - I might not last till then.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Nah, we can't. You're on tag. - Who cares?

0:13:51 > 0:13:53No, we can't have no more trouble.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Says bad boy Mitchell!

0:13:55 > 0:13:58All right. Well, we'll just have to make some fun round here then, yeah?

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Come on then.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04SHE HUMS ALONG TO MUSIC

0:14:18 > 0:14:19SHE SIGHS

0:14:21 > 0:14:24SHE THROWS THE SPOON DOWN

0:14:52 > 0:14:55- Reckon the baby will be an athlete? - That is my pops, you know.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58That is your great-grandad. You should be ashamed of yourself.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00You got any money?

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Not on me, I ain't.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06- Could really do with a drink. - Look at you! You're ready to pop!

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Want to get yourself an epidural for that.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12And somebody's fingers to break! Come here, let me have a go?

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Why does everyone think they can have a go cos of this?

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Well, I'm sorry. But your body ain't your own any more, love.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21Neither's your life. It's going to hit you like a hurricane.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22A baby won't change anything.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25It'll fit in with what I want to do, actually.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27DENISE LAUGHS

0:15:27 > 0:15:29SHE MOANS You all right, love?

0:15:29 > 0:15:30I'm really thirsty.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Can of lemonade?- Anything, anything.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37- What's happening, Lo? - I feel really funny.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38I feel like I need to...

0:15:38 > 0:15:41- To push?!- Oh, my God!

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Oh...right, OK. She's going to need to go to hospital!

0:15:43 > 0:15:45SHE SHRIEKS

0:15:45 > 0:15:47SHE LAUGHS

0:15:47 > 0:15:49I can't believe you've just done that!

0:15:49 > 0:15:52- Cheers for the lemonade, Denise! - Yeah. That's...

0:15:52 > 0:15:54- Sorry.- Yeah.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56HE LAUGHS

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Tough cookie, Michael, Scarlett.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02Just pretending to be delicate, like they do, like a snow drop.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Thanks for today. You've been...

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Really cool.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10I know you gave the money back.

0:16:10 > 0:16:15But you do anything to hurt my family again... Anything...

0:16:20 > 0:16:26Chatting. Like nothing in the world matters. You missed it!

0:16:26 > 0:16:29The taxi was late, the tube was delayed, we had to get Alfie's car.

0:16:29 > 0:16:33- And the car wouldn't start. - And then we had to fix that.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35That's right. And I put my foot down.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38So, anyway... How's Scarlett?

0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Better make a run for it, mate. - All right.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Thanks.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48What did the consultant say?

0:16:48 > 0:16:50- What do you care? - Please don't be like this.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Come on, face it, Michael, you're not even that bothered.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Jake's dad hasn't even left the ward!

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Jake's dad doesn't have a million businesses to run.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Specifically, your businesses.

0:17:00 > 0:17:01Any excuse.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Hang on. I'm securing Scarlett's future.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06- Please.- Can we just...?

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Tell you what, why don't I come back in and we start again?

0:17:09 > 0:17:12How is she? What did the consultant say?

0:17:12 > 0:17:15- You didn't ring. Not one call, not a text...- The battery died.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18- You managed to phone a taxi! - I didn't want you to worry you.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21- You don't know the morning I've had. - What? Spent in the pub with Alfie?

0:17:21 > 0:17:23No. I locked myself out.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25- Well, there's a spare key in the office.- I didn't have the time!

0:17:25 > 0:17:28No, that's the problem, isn't it? You don't have the time!

0:17:28 > 0:17:31You don't have the time for me or your daughter!

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Well, only blame the fact that we don't have a poxy car!

0:17:33 > 0:17:37Relying on strangers. Having to rely on taxis and lifts.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39You know, if...

0:17:39 > 0:17:41If we had a car, everything would be perfect?

0:17:41 > 0:17:43No, it wouldn't. It would just make things better.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45So...the three of us, we could...

0:17:45 > 0:17:48When we bring her home. That's all.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53Huh? Come on, don't be this way.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Huh? Love ya.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Is she OK?

0:18:00 > 0:18:03She's OK. For now.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Ouch!

0:18:33 > 0:18:35PHONE DIALS

0:18:35 > 0:18:37'Hello?'

0:18:37 > 0:18:38Carly.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39'Well, who's that?'

0:18:39 > 0:18:40It's me.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42'Who's me?'

0:18:42 > 0:18:46Your mum. Denise, she told me the good news, that's brilliant.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48'You've got no right. Don't call me again.'

0:18:48 > 0:18:50CALL DISCONNECTS

0:18:50 > 0:18:54I'll just get changed. Won't be a minute.

0:18:55 > 0:18:56Lola's here.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Are we mates again or...?

0:19:04 > 0:19:06What about dinner?

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Dinner is off!

0:19:08 > 0:19:11I've got one dead kid and two kids that want me dead.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Welcome to the joys of motherhood.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17Jay, don't worry about getting changed. We're going! Come on.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Time for a cheeky one before training?

0:19:26 > 0:19:30Too late, mate. Come on, team. Gym. Let's do it.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Going to get a spray tan and a manicure while you're at it?

0:19:33 > 0:19:34Meaning?

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Footballers today, it's all about the image and the money.

0:19:37 > 0:19:41Back in the day, men really knew how to play the beautiful game.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44It was all about raw passion.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Do we look like a bunch of spoilt fairies to you, Cora?

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Spit and sawdust at its finest. Don't you worry about that.

0:19:49 > 0:19:54Prove it. Drop down and give me ten. Go on.

0:19:54 > 0:19:55Let's see what you're made of.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59All right.

0:19:59 > 0:20:00Look at him, look!

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Right. How's that for you, Cora?

0:20:07 > 0:20:10I've seen better. Come on, Andy, limber up!

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Come on now, man. We're a team, aren't we?

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Kiss the floor!

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Have you got any cash?

0:20:20 > 0:20:21I've left my money at home.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25Sorry. Got a baby hippo on my bladder.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27TMI, sweetness. What's going on, jiggle Jay Z?

0:20:27 > 0:20:29- What's happening? - You all right, bruvver?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31- Yeah, man. You?- All good, man.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34You know what, I've been looking at this car, yeah.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37And the bodywork's a bit past it, but that friend that you talk to,

0:20:37 > 0:20:39to get close to the friend you really want to be chatting up.

0:20:39 > 0:20:40Know what I'm saying?

0:20:40 > 0:20:42If you need me to take a look, just let me know.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45You are the man, brother. You are the man.

0:20:45 > 0:20:46You feel like chicken tonight?

0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Yeah, I've left my wallet at home though.- Can you read?

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Can you see? She's pregnant, mate.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Oh, shut up. I never used your soap or your hand dryer.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Yeah, well, minimum order is a drink.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00Arthur, give the toilets a once over.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03He ain't no Peter Andre, is he?

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Does he always speak to you like that?

0:21:06 > 0:21:07Oh.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08You all right?

0:21:08 > 0:21:11No, I've gone all light-headed. Ain't eaten all day.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Low blood sugar thingy.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15The docs said to eat at regular intervals and...

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Ooh. This really ain't good.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21Hey, listen, listen, listen, I will hook you up with whatever you need.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24All right? Just keep those knees together cos I ain't no midwife.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26You get me? All right.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32ALL: 62, 63...

0:21:32 > 0:21:34What you doing? Giving me a run for my money, are you?

0:21:34 > 0:21:36..65

0:21:36 > 0:21:39You want the manager's job? Go on, son!

0:21:39 > 0:21:43I thought you were staying in tonight?

0:21:43 > 0:21:46EVERYONE CHEERS

0:21:46 > 0:21:51I've washed and I've starched your trainers.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53EVERYONE CHEERS

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Go on, son!

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Freshly starched trainers. Let's go. Gym.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Are you coming home now for your fish pie now?

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Keep it in the oven for me, Mum? Cheers.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Funny that. There were 12 chicken burgers on the rack.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Yeah, I was going to tell you about that, Mr Pops

0:22:22 > 0:22:26You got a receipt for them burgers? You think I'm a mug?

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Mate, I'm coming back in tomorrow. I'll bring the money then, all right? Calm down.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32Yeah, chill out. He's definitely going to pay tomorrow.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34- No, no, no. I want it now. - And he said tomorrow.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36This is theft. I don't loan chicken.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39He said he was going to pay, all right.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Staff only beyond this point. - Got a problem, eh, face ache?

0:22:41 > 0:22:44With manners like that, what chance has the baby got?

0:22:44 > 0:22:46- You what?! - Now look what you've done!

0:22:46 > 0:22:49- You did that! - Come on, Lola, ignore him.

0:22:49 > 0:22:50It's nearly past your curfew time.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53No, no, we were having a laugh. And he ain't going to ruin it.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56Starting fights in kebab shops now? What's the matter with ya?

0:23:10 > 0:23:14Shirl? Shirl?

0:23:16 > 0:23:17You all right?

0:23:20 > 0:23:24When I woke up this morning, it was a good morning.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Birds were tweeting.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Come on, you'll be better off in bed.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32Who am I kidding? I ain't your mum.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36I ain't Jay's mum.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42I was a good best friend. I was really good at that.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49I knew who I was then. But now...

0:23:52 > 0:23:54I ain't anything to anybody.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00That's not true, Shirl. That's not true at all.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02TEXT ALERT

0:24:02 > 0:24:06Is that her? Is it Carly?

0:24:06 > 0:24:11It's just dad. Wanting to know what time's dinner tonight.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21SHE YAWNS

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Sorry, sorry.

0:24:32 > 0:24:33Hi.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Hi.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Got you what you needed.

0:24:40 > 0:24:41Your Baby Is A Full Time Job.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44You do know that, right?

0:24:44 > 0:24:48Personally, I think a mother's instincts are better.

0:24:48 > 0:24:52My instinct tells me a quick dash to the shops before you got here.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57Thank you.

0:25:00 > 0:25:04You say you want me to be here,

0:25:04 > 0:25:09and then when I am here, you push me away.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15But you can't, Janine. OK?

0:25:30 > 0:25:33We can carry on. Y'know, having a laugh...

0:25:33 > 0:25:36- Yeah?- We'll go down to Brighton.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38When the tag's off and we can take the baby.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40You really want to be seen pushing a pram?

0:25:44 > 0:25:48Are you scared? Doing it on your own?

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Well, no, I've got Pops.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55I ain't promising anything, Lo. But...if you're ever in trouble.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57I could help you out.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59When she needs driving lessons, I'll give you a call.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01I mean it.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Bad boy Mitchell changing nappies?

0:26:04 > 0:26:06I don't know about that, but...

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Come here. Feel this.

0:26:10 > 0:26:15She's kicking like mad. I'm not scared, Jay...

0:26:15 > 0:26:16I'm terrified.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21You've got me.

0:26:22 > 0:26:27And I just want to let you know that I would never...

0:26:27 > 0:26:31lose it in front of you or the baby.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Look at the time, Lola! It's 20 minutes past your curfew.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37What's the worst they can do?

0:26:37 > 0:26:41- Think about the baby.- I am.

0:26:41 > 0:26:45- Lola Pearce? - We know that we're past her curfew.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47But she felt faint, and she needed something to eat, didn't ya?

0:26:47 > 0:26:4920 minutes past. Big wow.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52The owner says you damaged property and refused to pay. That right?

0:26:52 > 0:26:54- What him? - What did you do that for, man?

0:26:54 > 0:26:58I was going to come back tomorrow. We didn't exactly do a runner.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00- She's due any day now. - He knows, it was an accident!

0:27:00 > 0:27:02You seriously got some chips missing!

0:27:02 > 0:27:03- You're on a warning.- Oh, whatever.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06You get off on all the power, do you? You dirty, greasy little man!

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Lola?!

0:27:08 > 0:27:11You can't arrest me! I ain't done nothing!

0:27:11 > 0:27:14Lola! Lola! Look, if this is about her breaking her curfew,

0:27:14 > 0:27:16I'm sure she didn't do it on purpose...

0:27:16 > 0:27:19- Get your hands off me. I'm having a baby!- When it suits you, eh?

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Jay? Jay!

0:27:25 > 0:27:27POLICE SIRENS

0:27:27 > 0:27:30MONITORS BEEPING

0:27:50 > 0:27:52Oi! Watch the paintwork!

0:27:52 > 0:27:54Ooh! Nice new motor, eh?

0:27:54 > 0:27:56Yeah, arrived yesterday.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Need a nice family car for when Scarlett gets back.

0:27:58 > 0:28:01Tell her to get better soon, she can give Uncle Anthony a lift.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03Never get his own car with his football skills!

0:28:05 > 0:28:10Michael? Michael, any chance you can ask Janine to do the payroll today?

0:28:10 > 0:28:12She's at the hospital, why can't you do it?

0:28:12 > 0:28:14I would, but...Lola's been arrested.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16Again?

0:28:16 > 0:28:19You gotta exercise some tough love on this one, Bill.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21Leave her to it, let her sort it out.

0:28:21 > 0:28:24Don't work like that! Like it or not, that's the way it is.

0:28:30 > 0:28:31Oof!

0:28:34 > 0:28:36Perfect.

0:28:36 > 0:28:37We ain't got a lot of stock in.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42Suck your paunch in and stick your pecs out.

0:28:42 > 0:28:44Oh, you think I might get lucky?

0:28:44 > 0:28:46Where you off then? Got a hot date?

0:28:46 > 0:28:48A wake. A drinking partner of mine,

0:28:48 > 0:28:50we went to school together in Trinidad.

0:28:50 > 0:28:52Well, he passed away last week.

0:28:52 > 0:28:53Just want to pay my respects.

0:28:53 > 0:28:56And take advantage of the free booze?

0:28:56 > 0:28:58It's what he would have wanted, eh?

0:28:59 > 0:29:04This mate of yours, did he have a lot of threads?

0:29:05 > 0:29:08Cora, I didn't ask when I sent my respects, you know.

0:29:08 > 0:29:11I might tag along an' all, pay my respects.

0:29:11 > 0:29:14No, no, no, no, no, no, I don't think that'd be a good idea.

0:29:14 > 0:29:16I don't think the widow will appreciate a stranger turning up

0:29:16 > 0:29:19- just to get the shirt off her husband's back.- What'd he die of?

0:29:19 > 0:29:22- Prostate cancer, I think.- Then she'll want to give something back,

0:29:22 > 0:29:25and I ain't exactly a stranger...

0:29:25 > 0:29:26I'm your guest.

0:29:26 > 0:29:29You're leaving me out of all the fun again?

0:29:29 > 0:29:30It's a WAKE!

0:29:30 > 0:29:34Well, if you're going I'm coming too.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36Bang goes my lucky day.

0:29:44 > 0:29:46Managed to turn up on time today then?

0:29:48 > 0:29:50I thought you might need a break.

0:29:51 > 0:29:56Someone didn't sleep very well. She kept pulling her feeding tube out.

0:29:56 > 0:29:57I think she's going to be trouble.

0:29:57 > 0:29:59She takes after her mother.

0:29:59 > 0:30:02Why don't you go and have something to eat and drink? Bit of a rest?

0:30:02 > 0:30:07Before you go, sign these cos the staff haven't been paid.

0:30:07 > 0:30:10So? Have they got babies in hospital?

0:30:11 > 0:30:15I can take care of it, I just need you to make me signatory to the business accounts.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18Oh, so that's why you're here!

0:30:18 > 0:30:19Money!

0:30:19 > 0:30:22No, I'm trying to keep your business going.

0:30:22 > 0:30:25- This hardly scratches the surface. - How would you know that?

0:30:25 > 0:30:27Have you been going through my statements?

0:30:28 > 0:30:30I'm trying to take the pressure off you.

0:30:30 > 0:30:35If you want to take the pressure off then you should spend a night here or speak to a doctor for a change.

0:30:35 > 0:30:38- All you have to do is ask.- Fine.

0:30:38 > 0:30:42The nurse is holding a class this afternoon. Be nice if you could come.

0:30:42 > 0:30:43OK, I'd love to.

0:30:43 > 0:30:46I did have a meeting, but I can cancel that. Whatever it takes.

0:30:53 > 0:30:56Lads! Whoa, whoa, what you doing?! Step away from the pies!

0:30:56 > 0:30:58- What?- What's the matter with you two?

0:30:58 > 0:31:01You're supposed to be on a training regime, I booked a session at the gym later.

0:31:01 > 0:31:03We'd love to, but we've got a business to run.

0:31:03 > 0:31:05We've gotta check out this wake later.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07If the team does well, it'll be great for business.

0:31:07 > 0:31:08Think of the headline,

0:31:08 > 0:31:11"Tyler Moon scores the winning goal for the Queen Vic.

0:31:11 > 0:31:14"Vintage performance from the antiques man!" Genius!

0:31:14 > 0:31:17Does the Gazette even cover our league, Alfie?

0:31:17 > 0:31:21If Billy Mitchell can get his face plastered all over the place, I'm sure we can!

0:31:21 > 0:31:25- But we're in the Walford Pub League, Billy's in the Olympics!- Oh, shut up! Worth a punt, innit?

0:31:38 > 0:31:40Has someone died?

0:31:40 > 0:31:42No-one we know.

0:31:42 > 0:31:44If you're too busy to spend time with your mother,

0:31:44 > 0:31:47I've gotta find something to do, haven't I?

0:31:47 > 0:31:49Here we go again.

0:31:52 > 0:31:54- I thought you'd be in court? - Thanks for your concern.

0:31:54 > 0:31:56After you ran off I spent the whole night

0:31:56 > 0:32:00thinking I was going to drop the baby in the stinking old cell!

0:32:00 > 0:32:02Funnily enough, the pain stopped when they said

0:32:02 > 0:32:03they'd let us off with a warning.

0:32:03 > 0:32:05You think this is funny?

0:32:05 > 0:32:08You've already got the tag! If they hadn't given you one last chance

0:32:08 > 0:32:10you could've be giving birth in Holloway nick!

0:32:10 > 0:32:13We were having a laugh until that greaseball started winding us up.

0:32:13 > 0:32:17- Lo, we shouldn't have even gone out at all! Won't happen again. - Too right, it won't!

0:32:23 > 0:32:25You're a bit big for a bear, ain't ya?

0:32:25 > 0:32:29It's for you, I thought you could give it to Carly for the baby.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31She's not answering the phone.

0:32:31 > 0:32:33That's where the bear comes in.

0:32:35 > 0:32:38It's a bit big and scary, ain't it, for a newborn?

0:32:38 > 0:32:40Yeah. It'll remind them of you(!)

0:32:43 > 0:32:46Airway, breathing, circulation.

0:32:46 > 0:32:49So first we check to see if the child's airway is clear.

0:32:51 > 0:32:54- Do you want to do it? - No, you do it.

0:32:54 > 0:32:55You're here more, you should do it.

0:32:55 > 0:32:58If she collapses at home you need to know what to do.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00So you gently tilt the head back

0:33:00 > 0:33:03and you look in the mouth for any obvious obstruction.

0:33:03 > 0:33:05She's talking about collapsing. What for?

0:33:05 > 0:33:09If she was going to collapse why would they send her home? She's not going to COLLAPSE!

0:33:09 > 0:33:11Listen for breathing,

0:33:11 > 0:33:14if there's no response, that's when you start your CPR.

0:33:14 > 0:33:16They don't know EVERYTHING.

0:33:16 > 0:33:19You seal your mouth over the baby's mouth and nose,

0:33:19 > 0:33:21and you give short, sharp breaths.

0:33:21 > 0:33:24You do this up to five times before you start your chest compressions.

0:33:28 > 0:33:30Do it now.

0:33:32 > 0:33:33What about Tommy?

0:33:34 > 0:33:35James, James.

0:33:35 > 0:33:36Whatever.

0:33:36 > 0:33:39He stopped breathing for absolutely no reason

0:33:39 > 0:33:41and he wasn't even born prematurely.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43..press firmly down to a third of the depth of...

0:33:43 > 0:33:44I keep thinking it'll be OK.

0:33:44 > 0:33:47You know, once she gets off the ventilator,

0:33:47 > 0:33:48or comes out of intensive care,

0:33:48 > 0:33:50it's going to get better, or go back to normal.

0:33:50 > 0:33:53- But she is and it's not. - All right, woman, I know. Just...

0:33:53 > 0:33:55I'm starting to think we might never get back to normal...

0:33:55 > 0:33:58Yes, we'll be fine...

0:33:58 > 0:34:01- Careful cos you don't want to break your baby's...- Yes!

0:34:01 > 0:34:04I'm just going to leave you to it, cos I've had enough of this!

0:34:04 > 0:34:06- Where are you going?- I'm off!

0:34:10 > 0:34:11Sorry for your loss.

0:34:11 > 0:34:13Let us know if there's anything we can do.

0:34:17 > 0:34:18Should have known you two'd be here,

0:34:18 > 0:34:21pair of vultures picking over a dead man's bones.

0:34:21 > 0:34:23We're just helping out with the arrangements.

0:34:23 > 0:34:25Suppose you're here out of the goodness of your heart?

0:34:25 > 0:34:29I did say I'd be in touch with any suitable clearances, Mrs Cross.

0:34:29 > 0:34:32- Since when?- Since she threatened to make life difficult.

0:34:32 > 0:34:36But you can't just turn up out of the blue and take what you want!

0:34:36 > 0:34:40I'm simply supporting a grief-stricken friend.

0:34:40 > 0:34:42Even though he never asked you to.

0:34:42 > 0:34:44Stop complaining, you're only here for the free spread

0:34:44 > 0:34:46and the lonely old dears.

0:34:46 > 0:34:51Hey, hey, I don't want you go upsetting the widow, eh?

0:34:51 > 0:34:54She's a fine upstanding woman, you know, Joy.

0:34:54 > 0:34:57- Why is she friends with you then?- She's not exactly.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59Used to accuse me of leading her old man astray,

0:34:59 > 0:35:02but that was long, long time ago.

0:35:02 > 0:35:06- She's probably forgotten all about it by now.- Patrick Trueman!

0:35:07 > 0:35:09Joy...

0:35:09 > 0:35:11I am so sorry.

0:35:11 > 0:35:15- You will be if you don't get out now!- Just come to pay my respects.

0:35:15 > 0:35:17You never showed any before!

0:35:17 > 0:35:19But I am a changed man.

0:35:19 > 0:35:23Then why have you turned up in a cheap suit, reeking of rum,

0:35:23 > 0:35:24a floozy on each arm?

0:35:24 > 0:35:26Who are you calling a floozy?

0:35:26 > 0:35:28Nothing will ever change you!

0:35:28 > 0:35:30Apart from the love of a good woman.

0:35:30 > 0:35:33I don't think we've been properly introduced,

0:35:33 > 0:35:36I'm Cora Trueman...Patrick's wife.

0:35:40 > 0:35:42You ain't serious?

0:35:42 > 0:35:43Billy, come on!

0:35:43 > 0:35:46Never been more serious, your team needs you, don't it, eh?

0:35:46 > 0:35:48You didn't seem bothered when I said I couldn't play.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51OK, granted. Granted, I didn't see your true potential,

0:35:51 > 0:35:54and the Olympic committee, they saw something we didn't -

0:35:54 > 0:35:56but I see it now, don't I! That's what I see. I see...

0:35:56 > 0:35:59You know what I see? I see the spirit of a true champion!

0:35:59 > 0:36:01Yeah, I see a born winner, Billy!

0:36:01 > 0:36:03- I have always been a fighter. - Yeah, you have. I know.

0:36:03 > 0:36:05I'm a lot stronger than people give me credit for.

0:36:05 > 0:36:08I know. Come on, let's have it, mate! Yeah?

0:36:08 > 0:36:11I don't know, gotta think about Lo, ain't I?

0:36:11 > 0:36:13And I'm training for the torch relay...

0:36:13 > 0:36:17I know we're out of your league but with your experience, mate...

0:36:17 > 0:36:20- I suppose I would bring a sense of maturity to the team.- Exactly.

0:36:20 > 0:36:23We're training this afternoon, why don't you come along,

0:36:23 > 0:36:25give us a few tips and all that? Be great.

0:36:26 > 0:36:29Oh, don't mind me, I'll just be sat here waiting to drop.

0:36:31 > 0:36:33- All right, one condition. - Yeah, go on.

0:36:33 > 0:36:34You make me captain.

0:36:36 > 0:36:39Oh... I've made Jack captain.

0:36:40 > 0:36:44Sorry, but has Jack been chosen to be an Olympian?

0:36:44 > 0:36:46Hmm?

0:36:46 > 0:36:48Has Jack got the whole country behind him?

0:36:53 > 0:36:56Welcome on board, Captain Billy.

0:36:56 > 0:36:59- Bill.- All right, beautiful?

0:37:00 > 0:37:03Why would you be married to Cora and not me?

0:37:03 > 0:37:05I have no idea at all.

0:37:05 > 0:37:06One minute I'm an eligible bachelor,

0:37:06 > 0:37:08next minute I'm walking down the aisle

0:37:08 > 0:37:12faster than you can say Mrs Trueman the third.

0:37:12 > 0:37:13She was about to sling us out!

0:37:13 > 0:37:15Well, it would have been better to have been me,

0:37:15 > 0:37:17because at least we've had a relationship.

0:37:17 > 0:37:20One fumbled night doesn't make a relationship, Rose.

0:37:20 > 0:37:24Let's face it, you ain't exactly marriage material!

0:37:26 > 0:37:28I have been married more times than you have!

0:37:28 > 0:37:31Are you seriously going to stand for all this?

0:37:31 > 0:37:33It depends on if she asks me properly.

0:37:35 > 0:37:37Patrick, darling,

0:37:37 > 0:37:40will you do the honour of pretending to be married to me?

0:37:41 > 0:37:45One hour, then I can say my goodbyes.

0:37:45 > 0:37:49Then be a dear and get me a large G and T.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56I just thought I'd pop in, see how you're doing.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58They told me you were at some class.

0:37:58 > 0:38:03Oh, we were until Michael decided to walk out,

0:38:03 > 0:38:04and leave me to bring the baby back to life!

0:38:04 > 0:38:07Apparently he had more important things to do.

0:38:07 > 0:38:10Can't be easy on him, can it?

0:38:10 > 0:38:12Oh, cos it's a barrel of laughs for me, isn't it?

0:38:12 > 0:38:16I just, I love being stuck here wondering every day if my baby's going to survive

0:38:16 > 0:38:19while my supposed husband is trying to get into my bank accounts probably!

0:38:19 > 0:38:22No, no, I don't think that's true.

0:38:22 > 0:38:24I mean, look, in my experience men just walk out

0:38:24 > 0:38:27because they can't handle their own feelings.

0:38:31 > 0:38:33Scarlett's milk is in the fridge.

0:38:33 > 0:38:36She should be asleep for a couple of hours or so...

0:38:36 > 0:38:38- Wait...- Don't panic.

0:38:38 > 0:38:40If her oxygen levels dip the alarm will go off and a nurse will come.

0:38:40 > 0:38:43You can always try to just tickle her feet,

0:38:43 > 0:38:45sometimes it'll help to start her breathing.

0:38:45 > 0:38:48- Whatever happens, just call me. - Right. Are you going now, yeah?

0:38:49 > 0:38:52I can do this on my own if I have to...

0:38:52 > 0:38:54but I need to know what I'm dealing with.

0:39:00 > 0:39:02I'm the captain, we agreed?!

0:39:02 > 0:39:06- After sleeping on it last night, I decided to give it to someone else, that's all.- Who?

0:39:06 > 0:39:09- Billy Mitchell? Couldn't hit a barn door if he tried!- All right.

0:39:09 > 0:39:12I know it's not the obvious choice, but he'll bring a lot to the team.

0:39:12 > 0:39:14- OK, look, maturity and leadership... - JACK SNORTS

0:39:14 > 0:39:17..and, more importantly, publicity for the team.

0:39:17 > 0:39:19Gotta be good, ain't it?

0:39:19 > 0:39:21He's not even in the team, is he!

0:39:21 > 0:39:23No, I'm the captain, that's the way it should stay.

0:39:23 > 0:39:25That's not for you to say!

0:39:25 > 0:39:28You don't get players talking to Alex Ferguson like this.

0:39:28 > 0:39:31Alex Ferguson wouldn't pick Billy Mitchell, would he?!

0:39:31 > 0:39:33Billy Mitchell is the captain. Enough said.

0:39:33 > 0:39:35You're having a laugh, ain't ya?

0:39:36 > 0:39:39Turns out her husband was a hoarder, she's got a house full of gear

0:39:39 > 0:39:41and she's emigrating to be with her kids next week.

0:39:41 > 0:39:42Only we can't get near the widow!

0:39:42 > 0:39:48Not much I can do, I had no idea Cora and Mr Trueman were so close.

0:39:48 > 0:39:49If you ever want to talk,

0:39:49 > 0:39:51I'm only round the corner at the charity shop.

0:39:51 > 0:39:53I didn't know you worked there.

0:39:53 > 0:39:58My daughter had cancer not so long ago, my first husband died of it.

0:39:59 > 0:40:02The worst thing is feeling useless.

0:40:02 > 0:40:06It's a great comfort to be able to give something back.

0:40:06 > 0:40:09Falling in love again must have been a help too.

0:40:09 > 0:40:12Oh, she can be an old dragon at times,

0:40:12 > 0:40:16but I do like a woman with a bit of fire in her belly.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19And he can be a feckless old rogue

0:40:19 > 0:40:21but, if nothing else, he's good for a laugh!

0:40:22 > 0:40:24You're lucky to have found each other.

0:40:24 > 0:40:25Excuse me.

0:40:27 > 0:40:30Which is very strange as they've only been married an hour.

0:40:37 > 0:40:38Michael?

0:40:42 > 0:40:43Michael!

0:40:58 > 0:41:01- Alf.- Oi, oi, oi! What d'you think you're doing?

0:41:02 > 0:41:03I need someone to talk to...

0:41:03 > 0:41:07You don't come up here without asking, all right?

0:41:08 > 0:41:10Oh.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12I thought...with the hospital...

0:41:12 > 0:41:15Oh, you think I'm, what, Walford's very own Agony Aunt?

0:41:15 > 0:41:18It doesn't happen after you screw people over, all right, Michael?

0:41:22 > 0:41:24What did you feel when...

0:41:24 > 0:41:27- you thought you'd lost Tommy? - Has something happened to Scarlett?

0:41:27 > 0:41:30No, no...

0:41:30 > 0:41:33but they were showing us how to resuscitate her, you know?

0:41:34 > 0:41:38I was there with this plastic baby in front of me,

0:41:38 > 0:41:42breathing into it and then suddenly I saw her...

0:41:42 > 0:41:45Saw her, lying there...

0:41:46 > 0:41:48..and I couldn't breathe myself.

0:41:50 > 0:41:51And then what happened?

0:41:53 > 0:41:54I walked out.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57Course you did.

0:41:59 > 0:42:01I'm not surprised you walked out.

0:42:06 > 0:42:10That's all you ever do, ain't it? Just think about your own feelings.

0:42:16 > 0:42:19It's always about your own feelings, ain't it, mate? I mean, did...

0:42:21 > 0:42:24..did you even shed a tear when you thought that your own son,

0:42:24 > 0:42:25Tommy, might've died?

0:42:28 > 0:42:32Did you even think about my feelings when you slept with my wife?

0:42:36 > 0:42:39And you were quite happy to let Jean be sectioned,

0:42:39 > 0:42:41until you admitted the truth!

0:42:43 > 0:42:45Hmm?

0:42:47 > 0:42:48I'm being punished.

0:42:49 > 0:42:50What?

0:42:51 > 0:42:56Yeah, Scarlett's suffering because of my sins.

0:42:57 > 0:43:02- Do you think?- Nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, it's not about that.

0:43:04 > 0:43:06Because I know it was wrong.

0:43:06 > 0:43:09What I did to Jean, making her think she was all mental and stuff

0:43:09 > 0:43:13and when I was doing it I knew it was wrong,

0:43:13 > 0:43:16but it was my only way of getting...

0:43:16 > 0:43:17It was my best chance, Alfie,

0:43:17 > 0:43:20of getting my hands on the cash, so I did it anyway.

0:43:20 > 0:43:22And I always do, you see...

0:43:24 > 0:43:26You should hate me.

0:43:27 > 0:43:30Do you really think that? It's not, it's not about that.

0:43:30 > 0:43:32No?

0:43:32 > 0:43:33Hit me!

0:43:33 > 0:43:34- What?- Go on!

0:43:34 > 0:43:37- Hit ya?- Yeah.- Really?- Yeah, go on. You can have a free one!

0:43:37 > 0:43:38You want me to hit ya?

0:43:38 > 0:43:40As much as I'd love to help you beat yourself up, Michael,

0:43:40 > 0:43:44I'm not going to turn this into the Michael Moon show. D'you understand?

0:43:46 > 0:43:47Listen...

0:43:47 > 0:43:50You know, you've got a family now, mate.

0:43:52 > 0:43:55And this isn't about your feelings any more.

0:43:55 > 0:43:57It's about them!

0:43:57 > 0:43:59Do you understand that bit?

0:44:01 > 0:44:02I'm finding it difficult.

0:44:02 > 0:44:05Yeah, I'm not surprised, really.

0:44:06 > 0:44:12Being that you're a masochistic, slightly redundant, weirdo.

0:44:17 > 0:44:19Sadomasochistic weirdo.

0:44:19 > 0:44:21It's a familial trait.

0:44:21 > 0:44:23Lucky I got the good genes, though, eh?

0:44:24 > 0:44:26Yeah, you certainly did.

0:44:30 > 0:44:32- I am sorry though.- Yeah.

0:44:32 > 0:44:34Well, it's done now, mate, all right?

0:44:34 > 0:44:36You know what? How...?

0:44:38 > 0:44:42You've got it all. You have a beautiful baby, a rich wife...

0:44:42 > 0:44:45Yeah, yeah, I know. How'd that happen?

0:44:45 > 0:44:47Exactly, how'd it happen?

0:44:48 > 0:44:49Don't screw it up, Michael.

0:44:58 > 0:45:01- It was getting boring! - I was about to seal the deal!

0:45:01 > 0:45:03For what? The clearance or Patrick?

0:45:03 > 0:45:05You won't be sealing anything

0:45:05 > 0:45:08when the poor widow hears about your scam marriage.

0:45:08 > 0:45:10Oh, come on, boys. You're smarter than that, aren't you?

0:45:10 > 0:45:13If you go telling tales, she'll think you're all out to shaft her,

0:45:13 > 0:45:14nobody'll get the job, hm?

0:45:20 > 0:45:21Half.

0:45:21 > 0:45:23I get first dibs and we're done.

0:45:23 > 0:45:25- I think we have been.- Yeah.

0:45:25 > 0:45:28If you don't like it, take it up with my old man.

0:45:33 > 0:45:37- You told the others we was training here, right?- Yes, Billy.

0:45:37 > 0:45:39- You told them the right time?- Mm-hm.

0:45:41 > 0:45:43Where the hell are they then?

0:45:51 > 0:45:54Billy's going to do his nut when he finds out you've been gone all day.

0:45:54 > 0:45:56What do you care? Thought I was too much hassle?

0:45:56 > 0:45:59It ain't like that, I'm just trying to do the right thing, that's all.

0:45:59 > 0:46:02Um, where's Billy? I need to talk to him.

0:46:02 > 0:46:04Cos I don't know why the office's shut up

0:46:04 > 0:46:05or where the hell Michael is!

0:46:05 > 0:46:07Do I look like a secretary?

0:46:07 > 0:46:09I thought you were supposed to be at the hospital anyway.

0:46:09 > 0:46:11And what would you know about anything?

0:46:11 > 0:46:14I mean, look at you, sitting there with your cute little bump,

0:46:14 > 0:46:16- flirting with your pathetic little boyfriend...- Oi!

0:46:16 > 0:46:19You've got no idea that your life is about to be over.

0:46:19 > 0:46:21And your precious little friends,

0:46:21 > 0:46:24d'you think they'll be there when you're screaming in pain?

0:46:24 > 0:46:26Or if you've got a baby in hospital?

0:46:26 > 0:46:30No, because they will just drift back to their lives, all right?

0:46:30 > 0:46:33And you will be STUCK on your own.

0:46:33 > 0:46:35So don't you DARE tell me where I'm supposed to be, all right?!

0:46:35 > 0:46:37- You haven't got a clue. - That's out of order.

0:47:02 > 0:47:03..all over the table!

0:47:03 > 0:47:07Fellas, what are you doing? You're supposed to be lifting weights, not pints.

0:47:07 > 0:47:10- What's going on?- Well, we decided we're not playing today, Alfie.

0:47:11 > 0:47:13Oh, I get it.

0:47:13 > 0:47:15Yeah, this is where the players turn against me? Is that right?

0:47:15 > 0:47:18Yeah, I think you'll find it's called player power.

0:47:19 > 0:47:21Oi, oi! So we training or what?

0:47:23 > 0:47:26No, these dozy pillocks got the day wrong,

0:47:26 > 0:47:28- they think it's tomorrow, don't they.- Hm!

0:47:29 > 0:47:31Want me to have a word, as captain?

0:47:32 > 0:47:35Billy, listen, I've been thinking about it, right,

0:47:35 > 0:47:38and I'm not sure the captain's role is quite right for you.

0:47:38 > 0:47:40You said I was a born competitor.

0:47:40 > 0:47:42Yeah, I know, and I mean it. Think about it, right.

0:47:42 > 0:47:46What's the Captain? He's just a work horse, isn't he, eh?

0:47:46 > 0:47:49No skills, no flair.

0:47:49 > 0:47:51Nah, I'm looking at you, you know what I'm thinking?

0:47:51 > 0:47:55Thinking, like, a lone striker, ready to POUNCE!

0:47:55 > 0:47:57Like Geoff Hurst, yeah?

0:47:57 > 0:48:00Hursty, eh? "They think it's all over..."

0:48:00 > 0:48:01- THEY LAUGH - Yeah, it is now!

0:48:06 > 0:48:07What do you think I was doing?

0:48:08 > 0:48:12I have no idea! You practically run out of hospital...

0:48:12 > 0:48:16and then I come back to find you've bought some new car without even telling me.

0:48:16 > 0:48:18I was going to tell you, but it didn't feel right.

0:48:18 > 0:48:21That's because you were too busy changing the bank accounts

0:48:21 > 0:48:23and now you've got your hands in the safe!

0:48:23 > 0:48:25What you talking about?! D'you think I'm stealing petty cash?

0:48:25 > 0:48:27What am I supposed to think?

0:48:27 > 0:48:31You're supposed to TRUST me! I'm not your dad.

0:48:31 > 0:48:33Well, then, don't ACT like it, Michael.

0:48:33 > 0:48:36You know, instead of going out and buying new cars,

0:48:36 > 0:48:39- why are you not at the hospital with YOUR daughter? - Because it's all I can do!

0:48:39 > 0:48:41OK?

0:48:41 > 0:48:44I hate seeing Scarlett in pain, I hate seeing what it's doing to you,

0:48:44 > 0:48:47but I don't have any control and I don't like that!

0:48:47 > 0:48:50So all I can do is keep things going here!

0:48:51 > 0:48:52So you just abandon me?

0:48:52 > 0:48:54Leave me to deal with it? In a room full of perfect people!

0:48:54 > 0:48:57Oh, those nauseating parents. I had to get out.

0:48:59 > 0:49:01Yeah, well, that's how I felt too...

0:49:01 > 0:49:05but I couldn't, because it looks like I am all that Scarlett's got.

0:49:05 > 0:49:07That's untrue and unfair.

0:49:10 > 0:49:12I love that child more than you can imagine.

0:49:17 > 0:49:21I know... Oh, I know. It's just...

0:49:21 > 0:49:23the car, I think, it took me by surprise.

0:49:23 > 0:49:26That's exactly what it was meant to be - a surprise.

0:49:29 > 0:49:32I thought after the prenup, you know, we were cool.

0:49:32 > 0:49:34- I thought you trusted me.- (I do...)

0:49:37 > 0:49:39..I'm just tired.

0:49:44 > 0:49:47I'm being so selfish, of course you are. You're exhausted.

0:49:48 > 0:49:49Just...

0:49:51 > 0:49:53..why don't you have a night off...

0:49:53 > 0:49:55and just let me look after Scarlett tonight and...?

0:49:58 > 0:49:59Huh?

0:50:01 > 0:50:03Come on. I know, I know I'm inept.

0:50:03 > 0:50:05I know I am...but I'm trying...

0:50:08 > 0:50:09..and I'm not going anywhere, OK?

0:50:17 > 0:50:21- I don't know why you're taking any notice of Janine for. - Well, she's right, ain't she?

0:50:21 > 0:50:23You've decided you don't want anything more to do with us.

0:50:23 > 0:50:26Yeah, and you know why. Because of Abi.

0:50:26 > 0:50:29Whatever's happening between me and her, it's Abi and I miss her.

0:50:29 > 0:50:31What about me? I'm giving birth in 11 days,

0:50:31 > 0:50:33you going to leave me to do that on my own an' all?

0:50:33 > 0:50:35You ain't on your own! You've got Billy...

0:50:35 > 0:50:40- and you've got me. - You just said I'm too much hassle.

0:50:40 > 0:50:42You are eight and a half months pregnant, you got a tag,

0:50:42 > 0:50:46you're going round getting arrested, but I'm still your mate.

0:50:46 > 0:50:49What, a screaming, puking kid ain't going to put you off?

0:50:49 > 0:50:53- Have you seen yourself on Saturday nights?- What am I, some sort of mug?

0:50:53 > 0:50:55- I told you to stay indoors! - We're only talking here.

0:50:55 > 0:50:58She is on a warning with the police and social services.

0:50:58 > 0:51:01- Yet here she is knocking about with you again.- It ain't Jay's fault!

0:51:01 > 0:51:05Well, how comes he's always about whenever you're in trouble, eh?

0:51:05 > 0:51:08You home and you stay away, all right? I've had enough of this.

0:51:08 > 0:51:14- You're staying in until this baby comes out! Come on.- Pops!

0:51:20 > 0:51:23Don't tell me, he tried to make a run for it?

0:51:24 > 0:51:27So, d'you want me to cut off one of his ears?

0:51:28 > 0:51:30Carly don't want it.

0:51:30 > 0:51:34She said it's a bit late for me to start playing grandmother.

0:51:35 > 0:51:38She probably don't mean that.

0:51:38 > 0:51:40She doesn't want me to contact her again.

0:51:40 > 0:51:43Said I haven't been her mum for years.

0:51:44 > 0:51:46- Sorry.- Why?

0:51:47 > 0:51:51Not your fault I'm the world's worst parent, is it?

0:51:51 > 0:51:52Shirl, you're not.

0:51:53 > 0:51:58You might not be Carly's mum... but you're my mum.

0:52:00 > 0:52:03I know you miss Hev...

0:52:04 > 0:52:08..but you've always got me, Dad, and Jay.

0:52:08 > 0:52:12And I reckon Carly will come round in the end too.

0:52:12 > 0:52:14She hates my guts...

0:52:16 > 0:52:17..she don't want to hear from me again.

0:52:17 > 0:52:19Yeah, and when's that ever stopped you, eh?

0:52:22 > 0:52:25You'll be knitting booties before you know it.

0:52:25 > 0:52:27I can see it now...Nana Shirl.

0:52:31 > 0:52:33When did you get so grown up, eh?

0:52:37 > 0:52:40You call me Nana again and I'm going to cut your legs off.

0:52:41 > 0:52:45- Geoff Hurst?- Oi. Geoff Hurst is in his 70s, yeah,

0:52:45 > 0:52:47and he'd still run rings round Billy.

0:52:47 > 0:52:50- Did you not get your armband back? - Now you just gotta tell one of your strikers

0:52:50 > 0:52:53- you're dropping 'em for a 50-year-old donkey! - I ain't giving up my place!

0:52:53 > 0:52:57Ray's the frontman, he'll have to and he'll understand it's for the good of the team.

0:52:57 > 0:53:00Didn't see me having a whinge when I was put on the bench for him, did ya?

0:53:00 > 0:53:04- Still wouldn't like to be the one to tell him.- No, you're right.

0:53:04 > 0:53:07I'll just have to leave that to my captain, won't I?

0:53:11 > 0:53:13Hush, man, I've been getting your drinks all day,

0:53:13 > 0:53:15how much longer do I have to run around after you?

0:53:15 > 0:53:17Till death us do part, my sweet.

0:53:18 > 0:53:22Well, I'd better warn you, I have certain needs.

0:53:22 > 0:53:23Will you stop this please?

0:53:26 > 0:53:29- A drawer full of old socks that needs darning.- Oh, I've had enough!

0:53:29 > 0:53:33I wouldn't touch your smelly socks if my life depended on it.

0:53:33 > 0:53:37Oh, I might as well not be here!

0:53:37 > 0:53:40You're always having these private little jokes between yourselves these days.

0:53:40 > 0:53:43Rose, SOME of us can enjoy a gentleman's company

0:53:43 > 0:53:47without being desperate to get 'em in the sack.

0:53:47 > 0:53:51Hmm. Well, it's perfectly obvious you two have got feelings for each other

0:53:51 > 0:53:54and I don't know why you're bothering to deny it!

0:53:57 > 0:53:59The woman's talking nonsense.

0:54:00 > 0:54:03Can't take a joke, that's her problem!

0:54:18 > 0:54:21What's he want?

0:54:21 > 0:54:23He must have got the message about Lola.

0:54:23 > 0:54:24I'll try and get rid of him.

0:54:30 > 0:54:33I came as soon as I got your message, everything all right?

0:54:33 > 0:54:36No. No, everything is NOT all right.

0:54:36 > 0:54:39I need you to change the combination of the safe.

0:54:39 > 0:54:41I swear I never told anyone the number...

0:54:41 > 0:54:43- Oh, apart from Michael. - He's your husband!

0:54:43 > 0:54:47I'm not asking for a family tree, Billy, all right?

0:54:47 > 0:54:49I'm just asking for you to keep an eye on him.

0:54:49 > 0:54:53After all you've been through? Surely you can trust him?

0:54:53 > 0:54:56Change the combination!

0:54:56 > 0:54:59And this time just try keeping it to yourself.

0:55:22 > 0:55:24TEXT ALERT

0:55:55 > 0:55:56You don't own me, mate.

0:56:01 > 0:56:04Kat? Kat, where are you?

0:56:04 > 0:56:06Oh, there you are, love of my life.

0:56:06 > 0:56:08- Feast your mince pies on this. - What is it?

0:56:08 > 0:56:10What do you mean? It's like a coach's board.

0:56:10 > 0:56:12A bit of top level professional kit.

0:56:12 > 0:56:15Helps me visualise the formation for the Queen Vic 11.

0:56:15 > 0:56:17Hear me out, OK? So I'm starting with like the classic 4-4-2.

0:56:17 > 0:56:20Andrew's in goal. I've got a strong back four,

0:56:20 > 0:56:22Masood out wide, who serves our front man Tyler up there.

0:56:22 > 0:56:24I thought we sorted this weeks ago?

0:56:24 > 0:56:27Yeah, but it's like a fluid approach to modern management, innit?

0:56:27 > 0:56:30- What you got there?- Some clothes of Tommy's. Scarlett could use them.

0:56:30 > 0:56:33Oh, yeah, right, so have you heard from Michael?

0:56:33 > 0:56:36- No.- Struggling a bit, ain't he?

0:56:39 > 0:56:42Hello? What?

0:56:42 > 0:56:45- I love you, Alfie. - I love you too.

0:56:45 > 0:56:47Anyway, if this goes a bit pear-shaped,

0:56:47 > 0:56:50I'll just do the 4-5-1, the West Ham formation.

0:56:50 > 0:56:53Come on the Hammers. Back in the Premier League, lads?

0:56:53 > 0:56:54Yeah, thanks for your support.

0:56:54 > 0:56:57Anyway, so what I'll do, I'll probably use Anthony

0:56:57 > 0:57:00and Tyler together cos they've got an understanding of each other.

0:57:00 > 0:57:02I'd keep Tyler up front.

0:57:02 > 0:57:04You reckon? Why?

0:57:04 > 0:57:06He's a better finisher.

0:57:06 > 0:57:09Tyler's a better finisher? OK, not a bad idea. That's my girl.

0:57:09 > 0:57:12Tyler up front. Up the Hammers!

0:57:16 > 0:57:17How is he?

0:57:17 > 0:57:19He's put on a bit of weight.

0:57:20 > 0:57:21How's Scarlett?

0:57:21 > 0:57:26Steady at two kilos. Good news about Jake though.

0:57:26 > 0:57:30- Hi.- Hi.- OK?

0:57:30 > 0:57:33Got you a coffee. Strong, skinny.

0:57:33 > 0:57:34I got one.

0:57:34 > 0:57:37Yeah. So I see. Everything fine?

0:57:37 > 0:57:41I wouldn't say everything was fine, Michael, no.

0:57:41 > 0:57:44You know what I mean.

0:57:44 > 0:57:45How's Jake?

0:57:45 > 0:57:49- Yeah, he's doing much better. - Yeah.- Great.

0:57:49 > 0:57:52Yeah, he's actually put on a bit more weight than Scarlett.

0:57:52 > 0:57:55That's all right. Babies are different. It's fine.

0:57:55 > 0:57:57I'm just going to go and sit with her,

0:57:57 > 0:57:59then I'll head back to the office.

0:58:04 > 0:58:09Here it is. I thought you might like to...

0:58:10 > 0:58:13Well, look, Shirl, look, he's got Carly's cheeks.

0:58:13 > 0:58:16D'you remember when you used to be able to come in here

0:58:16 > 0:58:18and have a cup of tea in peace?

0:58:19 > 0:58:22- I said no.- It's not enough you won't let me see Jay,

0:58:22 > 0:58:24now you want to ruin the rest of my life an' all.

0:58:24 > 0:58:26- You're grounded. - But it's a special occasion.

0:58:26 > 0:58:29Lola, a sale on the high street is not a special occasion.

0:58:29 > 0:58:31- But I've got a voucher. - Have you? Sorry.

0:58:31 > 0:58:32I ain't got any jeans, have I?

0:58:32 > 0:58:34What will I wear when I get my figure back? LAUGHTER

0:58:34 > 0:58:37- What?- You ain't going to get your figure back.

0:58:37 > 0:58:39Have you seen the size of what's to come out?

0:58:39 > 0:58:41Yeah, yeah, all right, we get the idea.

0:58:41 > 0:58:42Victoria Beckham got hers back.

0:58:42 > 0:58:45Yeah, but Victoria Beckham's probably got a personal trainer,

0:58:45 > 0:58:48three nannies and a chef. What you got?

0:58:49 > 0:58:52- No chance. - Whatever. I'm still buying them.

0:58:52 > 0:58:55No, you're not. You're grounded. You're lucky I let you come here.

0:58:55 > 0:58:57I just want to do one thing that's fun.

0:58:57 > 0:58:59Oh, Billy, there you are. Listen mate, heads up,

0:58:59 > 0:59:02we got a journo coming to the game on Monday to have a chat.

0:59:02 > 0:59:04Wants to chat to me, yeah?

0:59:04 > 0:59:06Well, yes, you know, it's to both of us. Manager and striker.

0:59:06 > 0:59:08I like it. Hook into the torch relay thing.

0:59:08 > 0:59:11- Oh, is that coming up, is it? - Don't encourage him.

0:59:11 > 0:59:13- Next week. - That's exciting, innit?

0:59:13 > 0:59:15Stupid corporate games.

0:59:15 > 0:59:18Tube's a nightmare and there's foreigners everywhere.

0:59:18 > 0:59:20Nice one, Shirley, thanks, darling.

0:59:20 > 0:59:23Listen, I was hoping maybe we could drive the message

0:59:23 > 0:59:25closer to the area of the team and the Vic.

0:59:25 > 0:59:27With all due respect though, Alf, I mean I'm the torchbearer.

0:59:27 > 0:59:30- I'm the one with the profile here. - Yes. Yes, I know that, Billy.

0:59:30 > 0:59:34That's why we need to sort out our media strategy, nail it down, mate.

0:59:34 > 0:59:36Just pop into the pub, please?

0:59:36 > 0:59:38If I lose another game, the press will be all over me.

0:59:38 > 0:59:41- I have to work.- It's just ten minutes, that's all. Please.

0:59:41 > 0:59:43- I'll try.- Good man, all right. All right, ladies?

0:59:43 > 0:59:46- You all right there?- You got to go to work. I'm on my own again.

0:59:46 > 0:59:49Well, don't worry, I've got my spies out there.

0:59:49 > 0:59:51- Such a loser.- Give us a cup of tea to take away please, Marie.

0:59:51 > 0:59:54- And one of them.- No, no, you've got to eat healthily.

0:59:54 > 0:59:56"You've got to eat healthily".

0:59:56 > 0:59:59- You do.- "You do."

0:59:59 > 1:00:02- Oi.- He said, "You've got to eat healthily."

1:00:02 > 1:00:04Oh, just let her have it, Shirl.

1:00:04 > 1:00:06Grow a pair, Billy, make a statement and stand by it.

1:00:06 > 1:00:09And why don't you mind your own business, you silly old cow?

1:00:09 > 1:00:12- Hey!- Hey, you've got a mouth on you, ain't you?

1:00:12 > 1:00:14Tell you what, Billy. I'm a little bit idle today.

1:00:14 > 1:00:18How about I keep my eye on her? Make sure she stays grounded?

1:00:18 > 1:00:21That'd be brilliant, Shirl. But you don't have to.

1:00:21 > 1:00:25Oh, no. It'd be a pleasure.

1:00:27 > 1:00:29I don't know what keeps them up.

1:00:29 > 1:00:31They're terrible!

1:00:31 > 1:00:34Look, look at the waistband...

1:00:35 > 1:00:36It's awful.

1:00:36 > 1:00:37I know.

1:00:37 > 1:00:39- Terrible.- What's this?

1:00:39 > 1:00:41Just doing a bit of ironing, love.

1:00:41 > 1:00:44- You could do with some new pants. - My pants are fine, thanks.

1:00:44 > 1:00:46Oh, look at these!

1:00:46 > 1:00:48You don't need to do my ironing.

1:00:48 > 1:00:50I might just as well.

1:00:50 > 1:00:53Cora and Patrick, they're in each other's pockets,

1:00:53 > 1:00:55I've got little else to do. Nothing I ain't seen before.

1:00:55 > 1:00:57It's not appropriate.

1:00:57 > 1:00:59Oh, look, I don't mind.

1:00:59 > 1:01:00THEY LAUGH

1:01:00 > 1:01:03When he was little he used to run around without any pants.

1:01:03 > 1:01:07I used to let him. Get a nice breeze through his undercarriage.

1:01:07 > 1:01:09- Oh, that's so cute.- Yeah.

1:01:09 > 1:01:11Mum! Mum, just leave it. Mum.

1:01:11 > 1:01:13THEY CONTINUE LAUGHING

1:01:16 > 1:01:19We're going to have a lovely time together, me and you.

1:01:19 > 1:01:21Lots of cups of tea, lots of girly chats.

1:01:21 > 1:01:25I'll even paint your toenails for you if you like.

1:01:25 > 1:01:29Ah. Billy hasn't got any milk.

1:01:29 > 1:01:32Oh, he must have forgot when you were yelling at him.

1:01:32 > 1:01:36But you can't have a cup of tea without any milk, can you?

1:01:36 > 1:01:39I'll be two minutes.

1:01:39 > 1:01:42Don't you go anywhere.

1:02:12 > 1:02:15You're not as bright as you think you are, Lola.

1:02:21 > 1:02:25- All right mate, how's your morning been?- Up at the hospital mainly.

1:02:25 > 1:02:28Shouldn't you be there now? With your family?

1:02:28 > 1:02:30I've got a few things to take care of here.

1:02:30 > 1:02:33- You hungry? - No, I'm all right.

1:02:33 > 1:02:34Nah, don't be silly.

1:02:34 > 1:02:38Listen, I've got some of this high protein, low GI stuff for the lads.

1:02:38 > 1:02:40Think about it, right.

1:02:40 > 1:02:42Good nutrition's as valuable as ball skills.

1:02:42 > 1:02:45Can I just have a pie, please? I'm not in the team.

1:02:45 > 1:02:47No, you can't have a pie.

1:02:47 > 1:02:49No, I guarantee you'll love this stuff, I promise you.

1:02:49 > 1:02:52Yeah, it's brilliant stuff. He's really good.

1:02:52 > 1:02:54Oh, excuse me. Yes, mate.

1:02:56 > 1:02:57Here you are.

1:02:57 > 1:02:59- What's that?- It's for Scarlett.

1:02:59 > 1:03:01It's just a few of Tommy's bits just laying round.

1:03:01 > 1:03:03I thought you could take 'em.

1:03:04 > 1:03:07Thank you. That's kind.

1:03:07 > 1:03:09It's his idea.

1:03:09 > 1:03:11OK.

1:03:14 > 1:03:16I gave you a chance.

1:03:16 > 1:03:19I trusted you to stay put, do the right thing.

1:03:19 > 1:03:21What are you doing?

1:03:22 > 1:03:25I'm not angry, Lola. I'm disappointed.

1:03:25 > 1:03:27- Shirley?- You've let me down, you've let Billy down,

1:03:27 > 1:03:30but most of all, you've let yourself down.

1:03:30 > 1:03:32- Are you joking? This is imprisonment. - I hope so, yeah.

1:03:32 > 1:03:34You can't do this to me. I'm pregnant!

1:03:34 > 1:03:37This is the best for you. You'll thank me for it one day.

1:03:37 > 1:03:38No, I won't.

1:03:38 > 1:03:41- Well, I won't care either way. Phone.- No.

1:03:44 > 1:03:46See you tonight.

1:03:46 > 1:03:49What? No, Shirley! You can't do this! This is abuse!

1:03:49 > 1:03:51Shirley! This is illegal.

1:03:51 > 1:03:55And what if I have to go to the toilet? Shirley!

1:03:55 > 1:03:57What? No. No. No. No!

1:03:57 > 1:04:02Shirley. Shirley! Shirley! Shirley!

1:04:08 > 1:04:09Look, they're very manly.

1:04:09 > 1:04:13Are they big enough? Not too much though, are they?

1:04:13 > 1:04:15No. They're right on trend.

1:04:17 > 1:04:20All right? Auntie Dot, it's Andrew.

1:04:20 > 1:04:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, really good. You?

1:04:23 > 1:04:25Terrific.

1:04:25 > 1:04:29Listen. Can you do me a favour?

1:04:30 > 1:04:34No, all I'm saying is, if winning an Olympic gold medal

1:04:34 > 1:04:37isn't the highest honour in a sport, then it shouldn't be in the Games.

1:04:37 > 1:04:41What you got? Tennis, football, BMX, where does it stop?

1:04:41 > 1:04:43So what do you think of the lunch, then?

1:04:45 > 1:04:47- That's it?- Yeah.

1:04:47 > 1:04:50OK, you didn't fancy putting any meat in there, no?

1:04:50 > 1:04:53It's all about the protein and the quinoa and the beans.

1:04:53 > 1:04:56It's lean, you know. Keeps your weight down.

1:04:56 > 1:04:58All right, but...

1:04:58 > 1:05:01But... But what?

1:05:01 > 1:05:03Nothing. Nothing. It's delicious.

1:05:03 > 1:05:04Good.

1:05:04 > 1:05:05Going up the hospital now?

1:05:05 > 1:05:08I've got to do some business stuff, you know.

1:05:08 > 1:05:11Janine obviously can't so... I'm just picking up the slack.

1:05:11 > 1:05:12How's she coping?

1:05:14 > 1:05:16Great. Amazing.

1:05:16 > 1:05:17- That's terrific.- And you?

1:05:18 > 1:05:21Fine.

1:05:21 > 1:05:24Everything's changed, innit? Now you've seen her.

1:05:24 > 1:05:26- Don't you feel completely helpless? - Kat, come on.

1:05:26 > 1:05:28Totally alone.

1:05:28 > 1:05:31Like everything's just happening and you've got no control over it.

1:05:31 > 1:05:33Kat.

1:05:35 > 1:05:37We don't feel alone.

1:05:39 > 1:05:43There are other parents there, going through the same thing as us.

1:05:43 > 1:05:48You know, we can empathise with each other. Like a little gang.

1:05:49 > 1:05:53And next month it'll be the same. But with a different set.

1:05:53 > 1:05:56And the same again at the next hospital.

1:05:56 > 1:06:00Cos we'll all get through it together, won't we? Somehow.

1:06:00 > 1:06:01There you go.

1:06:01 > 1:06:04Making Janine and I even stronger.

1:06:06 > 1:06:07And you trust each other?

1:06:07 > 1:06:09Yeah. We're a family.

1:06:12 > 1:06:14ALARMS BEEP

1:06:19 > 1:06:21MORE ALARMS BEEP

1:06:21 > 1:06:22Is he OK?

1:06:25 > 1:06:28He's not breathing. Bag him.

1:06:28 > 1:06:31No heart rate. Starting compressions.

1:06:31 > 1:06:33One, two, three.

1:06:33 > 1:06:35- What's going on?- One, two, three.

1:06:35 > 1:06:37I'll get IV access and bloods.

1:06:37 > 1:06:39No spontaneous breathing.

1:06:39 > 1:06:42Continue CPR.

1:06:43 > 1:06:46One, two, three. One, two, three.

1:06:46 > 1:06:48One, two, three.

1:06:48 > 1:06:50- I'll get a second line. - One, two, three.

1:06:50 > 1:06:51Come on, J.

1:06:51 > 1:06:54Sorry, Janine. Can I ask you to wait outside for a while?

1:06:54 > 1:06:56- But Scarlett, I...- She'll be fine.

1:06:57 > 1:07:01- Blood gas count? - Come on, keep going.

1:07:01 > 1:07:04One, two, three. One, two, three.

1:07:06 > 1:07:07One beef and ale pie.

1:07:07 > 1:07:10Stick it in the over for what? 30 minutes at 190, good as gold.

1:07:10 > 1:07:11You're all right.

1:07:11 > 1:07:14No, Michael, take it, it's only going to go to waste, mate.

1:07:14 > 1:07:16- Thank you.- You're welcome.

1:07:16 > 1:07:19And these should fit Scarlett when she's about nine months.

1:07:19 > 1:07:22Thank you.

1:07:22 > 1:07:25- Listen, give our love to the girls, yeah?- Yeah.

1:07:30 > 1:07:31What?

1:07:33 > 1:07:38Kat, when Michael comes in, all right, I try to keep it light.

1:07:38 > 1:07:41All that talk of hospitals and stuff, it just brings him down.

1:07:41 > 1:07:43- Keep it light?- Yeah.

1:07:43 > 1:07:47All right, we'll just stick our heads in the sand, shall we?

1:07:47 > 1:07:49You can't keep me in here all day, Shirley!

1:07:49 > 1:07:52This stupid window don't open. I'll suffocate!

1:07:52 > 1:07:54I think it's locked.

1:07:54 > 1:07:56I'll tell the social then.

1:07:56 > 1:07:59It's abuse is what it is and you'll go to jail.

1:07:59 > 1:08:02You know what they do to child abusers in jail. You'll deserve it!

1:08:02 > 1:08:03Fine!

1:08:03 > 1:08:05SHE HITS THE WINDOW

1:08:05 > 1:08:09Oi! Oi! Stop it.

1:08:09 > 1:08:11- None of that.- I can't breathe!

1:08:11 > 1:08:14Do you know how much it costs to replace a window?

1:08:14 > 1:08:17- You'd rather I died?- You ain't going to die.- No thanks to you.

1:08:17 > 1:08:19- Look, just give it a rest, will you? - You're the child abuser!

1:08:19 > 1:08:21Locking me up like some kind of criminal.

1:08:21 > 1:08:24I'm 39 weeks pregnant. I'm fragile and vulnerable.

1:08:24 > 1:08:26If you were fragile and vulnerable you'd be on the sofa,

1:08:26 > 1:08:29- eating cakes like the rest of the... - HANDLE FALLS TO FLOOR

1:08:29 > 1:08:32- You left the kitchen window open, didn't you?- So?

1:08:32 > 1:08:35There's a draught! Oh, my day...

1:08:35 > 1:08:37Shirley, where is it? Shirley.

1:08:37 > 1:08:39It's in the kitchen.

1:08:40 > 1:08:43The knob is in the kitchen.

1:08:44 > 1:08:47For my wife. I'll take them. Lovely.

1:08:47 > 1:08:5045 quid, is it? Bit steep.

1:08:52 > 1:08:56- You pay for quality, right? Keep the change.- Thank you.

1:08:57 > 1:08:59- Do you wear them?- Never.

1:08:59 > 1:09:00Charity shop.

1:09:00 > 1:09:02But I might.

1:09:02 > 1:09:03Well, if you haven't, you won't.

1:09:03 > 1:09:05You are a clever girl.

1:09:05 > 1:09:07You going somewhere, Mum?

1:09:07 > 1:09:10Yeah, going to Dot's for a while.

1:09:10 > 1:09:11Really?

1:09:11 > 1:09:14She's not well, her hip's really playing her up, badly.

1:09:14 > 1:09:17She needs a bit of looking after, bless her.

1:09:17 > 1:09:20- Sandy and Dotty are at the end of their tether.- For how long?

1:09:20 > 1:09:24- Who knows?- Well, we're packing for four seasons.

1:09:24 > 1:09:26So, when do you go?

1:09:28 > 1:09:31- It's all right. He'll understand. - Today.

1:09:31 > 1:09:32Goo... Wow. Wow.

1:09:33 > 1:09:34Are you OK with that?

1:09:36 > 1:09:39Yeah, just a bit of a shock, that's all.

1:09:39 > 1:09:44- Well, I can stay.- No! No, I mean, if Auntie Dot needs you...

1:09:44 > 1:09:49- She does.- Then today it is. What can I do to help?

1:09:50 > 1:09:54- Help! Help! - Help! Is anybody there?

1:09:54 > 1:09:57Help! Please!

1:09:57 > 1:10:00If the window wasn't locked we could open it. And someone might hear us.

1:10:00 > 1:10:03I didn't know we were going to get stuck in here, did I?

1:10:03 > 1:10:06Obviously. I'm smashing it.

1:10:06 > 1:10:09- No, you're not.- Why?- Cos that's 200 quid's worth. Have you got that?

1:10:09 > 1:10:11We don't have to replace it.

1:10:11 > 1:10:13Don't be so stupid!

1:10:13 > 1:10:16What? It's really warm outside. And what if I go into labour?

1:10:16 > 1:10:18- You're not going to go into labour. - How do you know?

1:10:18 > 1:10:21Because if it comes out, I'll shove it back in again.

1:10:21 > 1:10:22What if they never find us?

1:10:22 > 1:10:25What if they find us in, like, 30 years

1:10:25 > 1:10:26and we're just skeletons.

1:10:26 > 1:10:28In old jeans! Massive maternity jeans.

1:10:28 > 1:10:31They're going to think I was fat. We've got to get out of here.

1:10:31 > 1:10:33We just have to wait for Billy. He won't be long.

1:10:33 > 1:10:35What if he never comes home?

1:10:35 > 1:10:39What if he's been hit by a bus or kidnapped by some gangsters?

1:10:39 > 1:10:41And he never comes home.

1:10:41 > 1:10:44What if he's been bitten by a rabid dog and he's just out there,

1:10:44 > 1:10:47on the street, just foaming at the mouth, never knowing that

1:10:47 > 1:10:51his beloved granddaughter was slowly starving to death with an old lady.

1:10:51 > 1:10:53- Oi. - It'll just be you and me. In here.

1:10:53 > 1:10:55For ever.

1:10:57 > 1:11:00BOTH: Help! Help!

1:11:00 > 1:11:01Please help!

1:11:39 > 1:11:41Would you like to hold her?

1:11:51 > 1:11:54Mate, I know she's really punctual, but she's really busy. So that's...

1:11:54 > 1:11:57I understand. Why don't you come to my office. 20 minutes.

1:11:57 > 1:12:01OK, 20 minutes, yeah? Cheers, mate.

1:12:01 > 1:12:04Bill. Bill!

1:12:04 > 1:12:07Yeah, yeah, yeah. What?

1:12:07 > 1:12:10- The code's changed. - I don't know anything about that.

1:12:10 > 1:12:12This boiler guy...he's ringing me every 20 minutes.

1:12:12 > 1:12:15- Who's changed it?- I've got a bit of filing to do.- Don't move!

1:12:15 > 1:12:18Billy, don't move.

1:12:18 > 1:12:20- What's the new one?- I don't know.

1:12:21 > 1:12:22Billy.

1:12:25 > 1:12:28- She'll kill me.- Billy, I will kill you. And I'm here.

1:12:29 > 1:12:31She asked me to change it.

1:12:32 > 1:12:33Why didn't she tell me?

1:12:35 > 1:12:37Because she didn't want you to know the combination.

1:12:37 > 1:12:40Look, Michael, she's been under a lot of stress.

1:12:40 > 1:12:43- OK, Billy, thanks. Out, please. - Hormones and...- Out! Out, Billy!

1:12:49 > 1:12:50PHONE RINGS

1:12:54 > 1:13:00They, um, they just came and they've taken him away

1:13:00 > 1:13:02and I don't think he's coming back.

1:13:03 > 1:13:08I can't hold her, Michael. I can't hold our daughter.

1:13:11 > 1:13:14And I can't do this without you.

1:13:14 > 1:13:18Please. I need you here.

1:13:30 > 1:13:32Are you sure you're going to be OK?

1:13:32 > 1:13:33Yes, Mum.

1:13:33 > 1:13:35I don't mean to nag. I just like looking after you.

1:13:35 > 1:13:37I know you do.

1:13:37 > 1:13:39I'm sorry if I got in your way.

1:13:39 > 1:13:41You never, Mum.

1:13:43 > 1:13:46Look, you don't want to miss your train, do you?

1:13:46 > 1:13:48No. Best get off, eh?

1:13:48 > 1:13:51- You got your ticket? - Picking it up at the station.

1:13:51 > 1:13:54Yeah, good. There's probably queues.

1:13:54 > 1:13:57Andrew. Have you spoken to Dot lately?

1:13:58 > 1:14:00Me? No.

1:14:00 > 1:14:02Are you sure?

1:14:02 > 1:14:04Yeah, not a word.

1:14:05 > 1:14:07Oh, you're a good boy.

1:14:10 > 1:14:13- Have a safe journey, Mum. - Yeah, thanks, darling.

1:14:16 > 1:14:20Hang on, hang on, hang on.

1:14:20 > 1:14:23I know it's not my business, but just in case...

1:14:23 > 1:14:27And Poppy assures me that they're very manly.

1:14:27 > 1:14:29See ya, Mum.

1:14:29 > 1:14:33Love you. Miss you already.

1:14:37 > 1:14:38All I wanted was a new pair of jeans.

1:14:38 > 1:14:40It's not much, really.

1:14:40 > 1:14:41But you were grounded.

1:14:41 > 1:14:44Well, just something to make me feel nice.

1:14:44 > 1:14:47To try and remember what I did look like.

1:14:47 > 1:14:50I'm starving.

1:14:56 > 1:14:57Here you are.

1:14:57 > 1:15:00Are you serious? What happened to eating healthily?

1:15:00 > 1:15:03Like I care what Billy thinks.

1:15:04 > 1:15:09No, you're all right. Go on then.

1:15:10 > 1:15:14- You will get your figure back, you know.- Really?

1:15:14 > 1:15:16You're only young, ain't you?

1:15:16 > 1:15:18Pop it out and it'll all spring back.

1:15:20 > 1:15:21Does it hurt?

1:15:21 > 1:15:25I mean, I know it hurts, but how much does it actually hurt?

1:15:25 > 1:15:27It hurts.

1:15:29 > 1:15:33It hurts how much you think it's going to hurt.

1:15:34 > 1:15:36Really?

1:15:36 > 1:15:40Well, getting them out's the easy bit.

1:15:40 > 1:15:41Then all you do is let them down.

1:15:41 > 1:15:43I'll never let her down.

1:15:43 > 1:15:45It's what mums do.

1:15:48 > 1:15:49How was yours?

1:15:49 > 1:15:50She ran off when I was three.

1:15:50 > 1:15:53There you go then.

1:15:55 > 1:15:57I'm really scared, Shirley.

1:15:59 > 1:16:02You should be. Well, what do you want me to tell you?

1:16:02 > 1:16:05That's it's all going to be easy? Cos it ain't.

1:16:09 > 1:16:11Carly. Mine.

1:16:13 > 1:16:15She's just had a baby.

1:16:15 > 1:16:16That's good, innit?

1:16:16 > 1:16:19Only she didn't tell me.

1:16:19 > 1:16:23I had to hear it from Denise.

1:16:23 > 1:16:24That's how good a mum I was.

1:16:24 > 1:16:27That she couldn't even be bothered to tell me

1:16:27 > 1:16:32about most important thing that ever happened in her life.

1:16:34 > 1:16:37We don't speak any more...

1:16:40 > 1:16:42..but she still gets to me.

1:16:43 > 1:16:46What do you do when you're scared? Do you run?

1:16:48 > 1:16:50Cos it don't work.

1:16:52 > 1:16:56You stay and you have a crack at being a good mum.

1:16:59 > 1:17:00But what about you?

1:17:00 > 1:17:04What are you going to have a crack at?

1:17:04 > 1:17:08- Abseiling down the side of the Vic. - What?

1:17:08 > 1:17:11The other night, up on the scaffolding with Jean Slater,

1:17:11 > 1:17:15don't ask, she was telling me that, you know,

1:17:15 > 1:17:18that I was having a mid-life crisis.

1:17:18 > 1:17:23And when you go through that, you want to things to change.

1:17:25 > 1:17:26But why abseiling?

1:17:26 > 1:17:30Because it's absolutely pointless. And I'm petrified of heights.

1:17:30 > 1:17:31THEY LAUGH

1:17:31 > 1:17:33Mental.

1:17:35 > 1:17:38Were you really going to put that lamp through that window?

1:17:38 > 1:17:40- Yeah.- You got some balls, ain't you?

1:17:40 > 1:17:43You know, you don't have to worry about being a mum.

1:17:43 > 1:17:45You're going to be all right.

1:17:49 > 1:17:51Are you OK?

1:17:51 > 1:17:52Yeah.

1:17:52 > 1:17:54Are you going to cry?

1:17:54 > 1:17:56No.

1:17:56 > 1:17:58It's all right if you are, you know.

1:17:58 > 1:18:00No, I'm not.

1:18:00 > 1:18:02I think I need that bucket.

1:18:04 > 1:18:06You've got Anthony and Tyler up front.

1:18:06 > 1:18:09I know, but I haven't finished yet. We've got a lot of flexibility, OK?

1:18:09 > 1:18:12I want to use Anthony as a link-up man to serve the forwards,

1:18:12 > 1:18:14use his vision and use the diamond formation.

1:18:14 > 1:18:15Oh, like Chelsea.

1:18:15 > 1:18:17Yeah, yeah, like Chelsea, but under Ancelotti.

1:18:17 > 1:18:19- BABY CRYING - Did you hear that?

1:18:19 > 1:18:22Yeah, must have just started, sweetheart. OK...

1:18:22 > 1:18:24- I'll get it, shall I? - Yeah all right then, babe.

1:18:24 > 1:18:26Then what I'm going to do is use Jack, centre,

1:18:26 > 1:18:29floating in mid-defence, use Fat Boy and Max,

1:18:29 > 1:18:31get them to do the traditional midfield role. D'you reckon?

1:18:31 > 1:18:34Tyler and Anthony down the front cos they can talk to each other,

1:18:34 > 1:18:37- and then I'll stick Ray in. - No, no, me.- Yeah, OK.

1:18:37 > 1:18:41OK, Billy, OK you're down there, I need to bring Anthony midfield.

1:18:41 > 1:18:44Then we'll do what Barcelona do when under pressure, which is?

1:18:44 > 1:18:46- 4-3-3.- What?- 4-3-3.

1:18:46 > 1:18:494-3-3, we'll bring our strikers forward and I'll probably get

1:18:49 > 1:18:52Anthony and Tyler down, probably get Tyler in the Messi role.

1:18:52 > 1:18:54- Did you pay Roxy her money? - Yes, all sorted, sweetheart.

1:18:54 > 1:18:56Are you going to get that?

1:18:56 > 1:18:57- Yeah, I'll get it.- Yeah, good girl.

1:18:57 > 1:19:00So, now, I might play Fat Boy and Max, I'll play them

1:19:00 > 1:19:03in a wide traditional midfield position.

1:19:03 > 1:19:04PHONE VIBRATES

1:19:04 > 1:19:06And Jack, as I said, keep him on defence.

1:19:06 > 1:19:08I need you just in front of Masood,

1:19:08 > 1:19:10while Anthony and Tyler play up front.

1:19:10 > 1:19:11I'm playing up front, aren't I?

1:19:11 > 1:19:13No, no, Billy you can't play up front,

1:19:13 > 1:19:15I need you just in front of Masood, right.

1:19:27 > 1:19:32'I can't hold her, Michael, I can't. I can't hold our daughter.

1:19:34 > 1:19:38'And I can't do this without you.

1:19:40 > 1:19:43'I need you here.

1:19:43 > 1:19:44'Please!'

1:19:44 > 1:19:46BABY GURGLES

1:20:01 > 1:20:03Night night, sweetheart.

1:20:47 > 1:20:49- BATTERING ON DOOR - Help! Billy?! Billy?! - Please! Pops!

1:20:49 > 1:20:51Hey, hey, what's the matter?

1:20:51 > 1:20:54- Pops! Pops!- All right, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. Hang on.

1:20:54 > 1:20:58- There you are.- Thank God, thank God, thank God. Where were you?

1:20:58 > 1:21:00- I just stopped off at the pub. - It was awful.

1:21:00 > 1:21:02We were trapped, I thought we was going to die

1:21:02 > 1:21:04and everyone was going to think I was fat.

1:21:04 > 1:21:05It's all right, it's all right.

1:21:05 > 1:21:08I'm really, really sorry. You'll never have to ground me again.

1:21:08 > 1:21:11- I'll do exactly what you say. - I'm glad about that.

1:21:11 > 1:21:13Bill, could you get my phone for me please? In the kitchen?

1:21:13 > 1:21:16- You can get it yourself, can't you? - Do as you're told, Billy.

1:21:16 > 1:21:17All right.

1:21:17 > 1:21:19- Here you are.- Are you serious?

1:21:19 > 1:21:22I'll keep him busy.

1:21:22 > 1:21:24I've probably got enough pairs of jeans.

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